Is It Just Me? - #67: The Gay Whisperer

Episode Date: May 24, 2021

Our show psychic joins us this week!Here's everything we got up to in this episode:Nancy Ganz rant (04:18)The Nutella Hotpocket hack (08:23) This week's reviews (14:42)The Gay Whisperer does psychic readings for our listeners (16:42)We get our own predictions from The Gay Whisperer (33:46)Our "Secret Segment" ADDebrief (46:0)Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Don't forget Chin-O. Who? Now, here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coon. Here we are. Welcome to the show, everyone. G'day. Thanks for checking out the podcast. Yeah, episode 67.

We've made it this far. So have you, really. We have. What do you mean, so have I? We've both been here the whole time. Yeah, but I'm just saying, we could have really kicked it in. A lot of podcasts don't make it. Yeah, I've mentioned before the 20-episode curse. curse around the 20 that's when people start to burn out yeah but we pushed

through yeah we really have and today we've got the gay whisperer coming on wait hold on i've got music for him like i did on mother's day i've got yeah our psychic is going to be doing some predictions for a couple of listeners that reached out to us. The gay whisperer. The gay whisperer. Will be here. I'm also going to ask him what he predicts and sees in your near future. I don't want it to be about me, though. I want it to be about the listeners because I don't want it to be about my future.

I want my future to be a surprise. Really? Yep. It's going to be my last week at Kiss this week. Oh. So I'll be unemployed after that and then the rest, I'm open to anything. I'll tack it on at the end, but we are getting some listeners call through, which is going to be very exciting. I always like having the listeners on.

Yes, absolutely. And this guy, he's good, let me tell you. What's his name again? Alex Morgan's his real name, but we've nicknamed him the Gay Whisperer. The Gay Whisperer. Much like Dr Gay. Are all of our panel of experts having to be gay? Is that how it works?

You can only come on this show with a professional view if you are homosexual. Welcome to the show, our gay vet. Oh, the microphone broke. Get the gay engineer. But one person that is not gay, our third wheel prize keeper, Jenna. Hello. Hello, prize keeper. She's here. Hello. Hello, prizekeeper Jenna. She's here as usual.

Hello, I'm here. Good to have you here. We also have our gay drummer boy here. Stephen is the gay drummer boy. What? You're going to bother me with sound effects this early in the show, are you? Yeah, right at the top. No, but I'm very excited for the psychic.

I think that will be very, very fun. It'll be interesting indeed. It will. I mean, you were on a red carpet the other night your post-kiss life has begun can i just say my is it just me this week is actually about something that happened the night of that red carpet really the foxtail red carpet that's the one um so that's your regime is it mine's tiktok related okay yeah something i've got a bit of a gripe with TikTok, but we'll jump into it in a second. If it is your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? Sounds like you're in an endota spa.

I'm liking it, actually. It is quite nice, isn't it? Yeah. Someone should spray some eucalyptus and I'd feel like I'm just about to get a massage. Actually, contraceptive diaphragm, Sam, can you go to my top drawer out there? I've got a little misting spray. It's in a little blue bottle. It is.

I use that sometimes when I have a stressful day. I know it's there. It's the coconut one, isn't it? Oh, helping yourself to my shit, are you? I also have your Mentos. Hi, Sam. Oh, we're here. Hold on.

Okay. Close your eyes. There we go. Oh, okay. Oh. No. It's only been one spray. Spray it to them.

Spray it to them. He's got asthma. K.O. Fall. He set me off. Anyway, if it's your first time listening, we start the show the same way every week with an is it just me each, it's something we notice, something we hate or appreciate. We don't know what each other's is it just me is going to be.

We've both given a hint though. So who wants to kick things off? Fucking harassment. Thank you, Sam. Oh, it smells like a Maui gym in here. You can go first this week. Yeah, I feel like you're still struggling through your popping fit. So I'll kick things off.

I need to get my vent on. All right, here we go. Is it just me? Or... Can Nancy Gantz get fucked? Who? Nancy Gantz. You know the Nancy Gantz pants?

No. Like Spanx. Oh, the Spanx. Shapewear. Oh, no, I want to buy some. Don't. Why? Don't do it.

Oh, I've been the Skims and the Kim Kardashian shapewear. I want to buy shapewear. Oh, maybe I got the wrong brand. What? Are you wearing it? Why? You grub. Because I went to that red carpet the other night.

Yes, the Fox girl. And I was like, I'm going to try Spanx because a drag queen actually suggested it to me. They were saying to me, oh, these were five bucks. They're the best thing ever. That is smooth. The bumps, you know, your love handles are sucked in a little bit. You're telling me. Yes. Yes.

Yes. And so I thought I'll whack these on because I've just been feeling a little bit uncomfortable recently. Yeah. Like I don't mind that I've put on a bit of weight. Like it doesn't bother me at all. It's just the fact that it's like, you know, that feeling when you're like, oh, it's actually a bit uncomfortable.

Like my clothes are getting a bit tighter. And you can kind of feel them like leaning on the fat differently. Do you ever get like that? You can feel the clothes? Yeah. Yeah. So I was like a bit of nip and tuck. the fat differently. Do you ever get like that? You can feel the clothes? Yeah. So I was like a bit of nip and tuck never hurt anyone. I'll whack some Spanx on. Oh my god these Nancy Gantz pants nearly suffocated me.

Look. I've got them here with me. These are what I wore under my outfit at that red carpet and at one point I thought I was going to faint. Like a bin bag. It does. Look. They're awful. Who is this Nancy Gantz bitch? Jenna, can you Google this Nancy,

see if we can get her at a home phone or something? Yeah, I just want to chat, Nancy. Maybe they're your wrong size. Maybe that's built for someone like me, a bit bigger. No, no, no. The problem was that they were way too tight, even though I did buy them in the correct size. Maybe if I went a size up, but I'm just like,

you know, it doesn't matter that much. And also, I took a before and after photo. They didn't really make much difference. Can you show me the before and after? Yeah, here, come over here. I'm not posting them. Don't even ask. But like, would you agree that I don't even look that different with the Spanx on or off? Let me see. Oh, it makes no difference. If anything, I feel like I look more pregnant with them on. Yeah. It makes your stomach look more pronounced. Yes, and it makes me have like a little, it kind of makes everything

fold over the Nancy Gantz pants. It just pushes everything up. It looks like you're wearing a huggy or a depend. It looks like maternity wear. Wow. Did we get Nancy's number? The bitch. I don't have her direct number, but...

Tax evading. She's an undergarment entrepreneur. Sure she is. That's what she describes herself as. She's a scam artist. And she's evil. Yeah. She's the founder and former president of Body Slimmers,

so she's not in charge of it. So her designs may be a lot better than the ones that you got. How old is she? She was born in 1955. I'm no fucking good ones that you got. How old is she? She was born in 1955. I'm no fucking good at maths, Jenna. How old is she? She is 65 years old. She turns 66 in a month.

We don't want to speak ill of the almost dead. Maybe she comes from a time when corsets were cool and not being able to breathe properly was just the norm. It makes me think no wonder bloody samantha armitage quit her job in tv like imagine having to wear fucking spanks i know every day i do my radio show in fucking ugg boots and no one will ever know yeah do you know what after the mess that was 2020 and after being locked down i refuse do you hear me i refuse to be anything other than comfortable at all times

I've started dressing like such a hobo Have I not? You've started wearing oversized clothes Yes And like I just Who am I trying to impress? No one Not us quite clearly

So I will never ever wear Spanx again It's not worth it It's so uncomfortable Nancy Gantz Go rot Shove it right up Pull your shapewear down And then shove it right up your ass, you 66-year-old bitch.

Don't do it, people. Just let the lumps dangle. It's fine. We're all human. A beautiful message of empowerment, Mitch. All right, my agent? Yep, go for it. Here we go.

Is it just me or? Are you not convinced by this bitch? Show me the life hack that you randomly saw one day that is now an unconscious standard practice in your life. I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first. Show me.

What's she doing? I was like, fucking Shrek. What's she doing? What's the unconscious life hack? It's a viral video on TikTok, and it's one that went so viral That people have started to duet it Yeah, yeah, yeah

I know how it works Thank you It's like me sitting down Bill Gates and going So Windows is a software that Every time I open my For You page It's fucking Show me Shut up!

And it's just a life hack That you unconsciously use In your day-to-day life. But what was hers, the original? Because she said, Olga first. You know what she did? And it was so shit. It was like a normal Tupperware bowl that she's filled with chips. But before she's put the chips in, she's put a little margarita glass in the middle of the bowl,

filled it with chips so it keeps it down, but filled the margarita glass with like sour cream, sweet chilli filly. So then you've got a place for your dick. Oh, I like that. Yeah, it is, but it hasn't fucking changed me late. Well, apparently it's changed hers. Oh, look at this. You've seen a bunch, haven't you?

I've seen a bunch and there's only one that I've been convinced on that I am yet to try. Okay. Which one? It came out today and it is little mini chocolate hot pockets. Like, do you remember pizza pockets in primary school?

Yeah, yeah. At the canteen. At the canteen. I got them and a maybe noodle and a blue Aruna. $2.10. Change. Tiki tape to the front of the bag.

It is a chocolate little cake using two pieces of bread and some Nutella. That is it. And a toaster. And it looks heavenly. And I think it's going to change my life. So it's a Nutella toasted sandwich, really?

No, because there's a hack, right? And I'm going to do it. So I've got all the ingredients here. And I've got... Oh, be careful. I don't want to set off the smoke alarm in here. Oh, no, it'll be fine. I'll do the prep in here.

And then we'll cut to ad break. And I'll run in to the kitchen. You guys talk amongst yourselves. And then I will cook it. So stand by. I'll do the prep in here and then we'll cut to ad break and I'll run in to the kitchen. You guys talk amongst yourselves and then I will cook it. So, stand by. I'll bring my mic over. Oh, Mitch, here are the ingredients that are conveniently in front of you. Oh, my God. Here's one I prepared earlier.

I feel like Julie... Not much of that Nutella left, bucko. You were hungry. It's been in my desk for a couple of months. So, what I've got here is, wham, bam, two pieces of Wonder White. Just bread. Standard. Get my Nutella.

And you spread it like that on the bread. Do you have to butter the other side of the bread? Oh, God, no. Oh. Nutella on one side. Plain bread on the other. Squash it together like a sandwich. I know what you're thinking.

This is nothing. I've had this before. No. That's honestly what I was thinking. Get yourself a glass. Get know what you're thinking. This is nothing. I've had this before. That's honestly what I was thinking. Get yourself a glass. Get fucked. Get the glass. Put it on top of the bread.

Three, two, one. Push down. Oh, it's like a cookie cutter. And twist. And twist. And twist. And what do you have here? A perfect Nutella pasta.

Oh, it's cute. Okay. Go toast it. I want to see how it goes. All right. Talk amongst yourself about what you want. Sam's got contraceptive diaphragm. Sam's got a camera. He's coming with me. All, it's cute. Isn't it? Okay. Go toast it. I want to see how it goes. All right. Talk amongst yourself about what you want. Sam's got contraceptive diaphragm. Sam's got a camera.

He's coming with me. All right. Good luck. Good luck. I hope he brings the crust back. That looks like a dreadful waste of Nutella. I know. And bread.

What's the difference between that and a normal Nutella sandwich, except it's a cookie cutter thing? I have no idea. I guess we're going to find out. Have you got any questions for the Gay Whisperer later on, Jenna? I want to know more about your future. Why does everyone care about my future? I'm happy to just go with the flow.

Because I am curious and I would like the Gay Whisperer to answer my questions. Is there love on the horizon? No. We don't know yet. No, I am planning to, when I don't have the excuse of, oh, I've got to get up early tomorrow, I can't go out on a weeknight, I am planning to go on more Tinder dates than I have been. Oh, that's good. Because, like, I've been on a few, but it's always like, it wipes me out for the week in all honesty, because like one late night and I'm fucked.

You can't when you work early mornings. Yes. It's so hard. It drains me energy and I don't have much energy to be drained. No, no. What about you, Jenna? Are you going to go through a slut phase soon? No, I don't think so.

I'm too tired. Oh, here he comes. He's running. There's no need to run. He could drop it. Don't run. It's not good for your knees. Look at them. It looks like you've roasted them on a campfire. It doesn't matter. Now, have one each,

but save me a bite, because I do want to try it. I was just saying while you were gone, what do you do with the crust? That seems like such a waste. I was so glad when the music ran out. Get rid of it. Okay, it's off. You'll see that in the video we will post. Sam and I were just filming a little sketch.

We threw it in the bin. What? I said I hope he brings it back. I want the crust. We did have some, but... All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You're about to eat it, and I want your genuine opinion.

It's warm, right? Yeah. Toasty. It's crusty. Jenna, can you rub it warm, right? Yeah. Toasty. It's crusty. Jenna, can you rub it against the microphone? Yeah. Crusty. Am I allowed to eat it yet?

Yeah, go for it. Okay. Yeah, it goes alright. I approve. No, it tastes good, but I have questions. I'll try. I don't see myself doing it. Let me be honest.

Can you talk into the fucking mic? You know what? It's delicious. But you could just do it on a toaster maker. Make a Nutella Jackal. Oh, did you put it in a normal toaster? I thought you put it in a toasted sandwich maker. No, went in a toaster.

Right. That's okay. This is if you don't have a toasted sandwich maker, I believe. Otherwise, you'd just do that. So, does it change your life? No. So dumb. What was her name?

Vivian. Vivian and Nancy Gantz. Banned. Never to come back, you bitches. Show me the life hope that you randomly saw one day. Call 1-D. You're listening to Is It Just Me? Stop acting like bitches and follow a couple of mitches. Don't forget you can join our Facebook group. It's called Endurant Idiots.

You've just got to get past the entry question. So as long as you know the answer, you're in, baby. We'll see you there. Let's do some reviews. This is from Jessica Marie. It says, best podcast ever. I've been listening to this podcast since episode one.

You've been around since day dot, Jessica. Yep, she says, since the day it dropped. I can't I can quite honestly say it's my favourite podcast out. It has kept me company on road trips, overseas flights, bus rides, to and from work. Mitch, Mitch, Dot and Jenna make every episode seem like you're in the room having a great chat with your besties.

Every Monday, I look forward to a new episode. Honestly, great work, guys. Keep up the wonderful work. We adore you. Thank you for listening. There we go. You know, Monday is obviously the official new episode day, but we do do a secret release if you're really eager on a Sunday night

when we do Instagram Live. So, at couple of Mitch's is where you can find us every Sunday. We also have Just Your Average Jazz, five stars. Rest in Peace, Sylvia is the title. Oh, Jenna's fish. Jenna's deceased fish that I legally owned for all intents and purposes. Dot, bless your cotton socks, love. Thanks for popping in on your way to bingo.

How's the fam, Mitch C? Can we have a family farm update? Applause. I feel like they are my family too. Best potty podcast team. Thanks for keeping me company on a Saturday and a Monday. I shower with you guys on a Sunday. Ooh.

It's cute. I feel like that would make it tricky to hear. Yes. Maybe that's just how she likes it. I don't want to pay full attention. Anyway, keep up the good work, team. Love the podcast. Thank you, guys.

Yay. Thank you so much, Jazz. Family farm update. Ian's been busy on the combine. Yeah, I've seen him on Instagram. Oh, my God. Isn't it ridiculous? It's cute.

I taught him how to use Instagram over Christmas. I think it's IanCoom65 if you want to check it out. He's taking selfies on the tractor and shit. It's so funny. I love it. He's going to lose an arm if he's not careful. He's like taking selfies on top of it. All right.

So if you leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or our Facebook page and you hear that review read out on the show, make sure you DM us within seven days at couple of mitches on Instagram. Prizekeeper Jenna will be awaiting your message on the other end and she will send you a little prize to say thank you. Thank you. But right now it's time to get the psychic on. I'm excited.

Shh. The gay whisperer is here. Yes. The big welcome to get the psychic on. I'm excited. Shh. The Gay Whisperer is here. Yes, a big welcome to our show's psychic. His real name is Alex Morgan, but we're calling him the Gay Whisperer. Welcome, Gay Whisperer. Yay. Thank you so much for having me. I love the intro, Mitch and Mitch.

It is hilarious. Why was I expecting him to be whispering? Maybe that was just me, but I was really expecting him to go, hey, guys, thank you so much for having me. It's such a pleasure. That would get really annoying after a while. It would. Well, we've got a bunch of listeners on the line

who have an uncertainty about their future and they're really keen to hear what you have to say about that. But I just wanted to let everyone know that I would never just get some old quack on that I don't trust. The reason I trust our gay whisper here, Alex, is because he messaged me last year just out of nowhere and gave me all this predictions, just messaged me on Instagram with all this stuff that was going to happen in my future. Oh my God.

He's like, I just felt compelled to tell you. And it was all true. It all came true. Give us some of it. What did he say? So he told us that he told me that I will have a TV opportunity next month. And that was one month before we appeared on Studio 10. Get out.

And he also told me that there is going to be someone leaving the business here at work. Oh, yeah. That would enhance my experience at work. And there's been no one in particular. There's been quite a few dickheads leave, actually. But it's been better. So there you go. He nailed it.

Wow. That's amazing. Thank you. You're a real gem. It was actually quite weird. It was weird. Like, I just had to message you, Mitch. I don't know.

It's like, because I see the show on, you know, TikTok and all that type of stuff as everything goes viral these days and i'm like no i have to message mitch something about mitch i need to message him and just be like hey here's here's the message here's the juicy goss you know yeah so you know everyone loves a bit of tea and it works well that's another reason why you're here because mitch is leaving uh kiss where we all work where we record the podcast every week so i want to know alex later we'll get to some. So I want to know, Alex, later, we'll get to some calls, but I want to know what your prediction for Mitch's future is. Listen, I don't want this to be all about me. I actually, I'm in a place where I'm like,

I just want to go with the flow. I don't want to know what my future holds. I want it to be a surprise. So I want it to be about the listeners, not me. So we've got a few people waiting on the phone. Elise, welcome to the show. What's your question for the Gay Whisperer? Hi, Elise. Hi, welcome to the show. What's your question for the Gay Whisperer? Hi, Elise.

Hi, Elise. Hello. My question is, does my future hold kids and marriage with my current partner? That's a good one. Ooh. Ooh, I like this. How you going, my darling? Good, thank you.

All right, let's have a look. All right, I'm going to give a quick little shuffle. Sorry, Alex, are you playing tarot cards? Because it looks like under the table. That looks so wrong. It looks like. I'm so shuffle. Sorry, Alex, are you playing tarot cards? Because it looks like under the table. That looks so wrong. It looks like. I'm so sorry. Sorry.

Shuffling tarot. At least we will get to your prediction. I'm sure it's very positive. But it just looked like Alex was having a go at himself. I could be shuffling a lot of things right now. Sorry, back to the prediction. You've got tarot cards. So, current partner and will she have kids and marriage?

Interesting thing I want to say to you very first thing is you need a little bit more dick in your life seriously like it's just I can be completely blunt right but I just feel like at the moment passion intimacy and that spark is just it's not really there at the moment and in your relationship I feel like there has been some toxicity about that but I do feel like that there is going to be a bit more commitment and a bit more connection. So kids, marriage and all that, it's definitely going to happen. I wouldn't be too surprised if our plans have two children. But I also feel like you need to just watch out for any hormonal issues or any ovary issues.

So I don't know if there is a bit of defects around that little department down there. I don't know how the vaginal area works. You're on the wrong show. But I just feel like that, you know, you just need to, you know, obviously get some stuff sort of checked out properly. And I wouldn't be too surprised if an announcement of a pregnancy within the next six to eight months. Okay.

Okay. Do you like the sound of that, Elise? I'm a bit confused because you said that the passion was starting to hinder a bit, Alex, but then you're saying that they'll have a kid within the next six to eight months. So definitely with this guy, right? I feel like definitely with this guy. I don't know.

It could have been that there's just been some arguments and a little bit of tensions and a little bit of unsureness between the both of them. But I just feel like that once the passion really hits the mark, I think it's really going to excel. Is that true, Elise? Yeah. You guys have been arguing recently. There's been a bit of tension.

Yes, we had an argument recently about the way I cut carrots. Oh! Definitely an oddball. It sounds like you've been together a while then. Is that true? Yeah, about six and a half years now, I think, seven years. Okay, so you're feeling that itch. That's why you want to know if there's a future.

Well, it sounds like there is. Interesting. Alright, Elise. I hope this helps. It definitely has. It's actually quite true because I'm due to change birth control and everything within the next few months and all that sort of stuff. There you go. So you'll be

off to the lady bits, Doctor, by the sounds of it. Yeah, and I definitely do need more dick too, but... More of your partner's or more of others? Oh, whatever I can get. If you drop one of those carrots, maybe take it into the bedroom. It might come in handy, Elise. Thank you for coming on.

Thank you very much. Let us know if the pregnancy comes to fruition, Elise. Yeah. I definitely will. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Thanks, Elise. Yeah. I definitely will. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Thanks, Elise. Alex, you're up.

What is your question for the Gay Whisperer, Alex? Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hello. So I am currently in a really well-paid, good job. I recently got a promotion, but I've also been headhunted by another agency to do a similar position. Wow.

So my question is, do I stay where I am? Because the workplace culture is fantastic. Everything is great where I am. Or do I jump ship to something new? So it'll challenge me. What do you reckon? That's a good one. All right, Alex.

So very first thing I want to say to you is that I feel like, I mean, I want to be blunt here. I feel like you need to stop being a stubborn shit, to be honest with you, and actually take a little bit of a risk because the very first card I've got for you is the Fool. So the Fool represents taking a leap of faith, and it's about going into the unknown situations. But for you, you're so set in concrete about what you're wanting,

and it's sort of hard for you to really manoeuvre changes in that area. So I feel like this is going to actually be a great change, but I feel like you need to just avoid the politics in this area. So I want to say to you, the politics and the negative Nancy, it's like you're being watched at your current job. It's like, you know, your performances and how you're really being treated or how you're engaging with certain fields around that. So if I was you, a big fat yes, I'd do it.

There is celebrations coming your way. But please, for all the love of God, get out of your stubbornness. Yeah, right. Okay. There you go, Alex. Well, you say that you love the culture of your current job, but then the gay whisperer is saying that there's a bit of politics. Is that true? Well, I've just got a new supervisor above me, and I could say that there is a bit of

tension there. So if I jumped ship, I would be the new subject matter expert in the new space, and they would pretty much give me free reign and free creativity to do whatever I want. Yeah, I know exactly the type of supervisor you're talking about. Can I just interrupt quickly? Yes. I feel like this manager that you're having a bit of a beat with, she's intimidated by you because you know how to work the field.

It's interesting. That's very interesting, all of your comments. I'm no psychic, but, you know, I'm a big believer in, you know, take the risk, you know? Yeah, it sounds like you've got to take the new job, Alex, so good luck with it. Yeah, let us know, okay? Keep us updated. Yeah, sounds good. Thank you very much. Thank you, Alex.

Thanks, Alex. Pleasure. Meg, you're up. Meg, what do you want to ask the gay whisperer? Hi, Meg. Hi there. Hi. I wanted to ask, I'm currently studying at university. I'm studying engineering, and I'm wondering if this is the right choice for me, like if this is going to put me in the right direction for my future or if I should change my mind. Oh, hello. Hi Meg, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. let's have a look what we need to know so an engineering role beautiful you know what i actually feel and i will tell you this that honey regardless of what job title you are doing this is

going to be quite exciting and i think you know financially rewarding 100 i feel like the biggest thing that i want to say to you a little bit more commitment towards it because i feel like at the moment it's like how can i wear that i feel like your mind is in a bit of like a roller coaster just emotionally mentally and physically does that make sense yeah yeah that's very me yes so it's very much that like when you know that you want to do something you'll jump into it then two weeks later you'll be like um have i made the right choice yeah yeah yeah so hate to freak you out there a little bit but i do want to say to you is please, for the love of God, just stick this out because I feel like it is going to be quite successful around that, but I just feel like that right now.

I don't know why, and I know it's not really a question, but I'm just really worried about your emotional status at the moment. So just keep on point with that, and I feel a lot of exciting endeavours are going to come your way. How old are you, Meg? I'm 18 at the moment. Yeah, and that age is like, God, starting uni, fresh out of school. I think everyone's a bit emotionally wacky, right?

Yes, it's early days, but you'll find your feet. Can I just say, I don't actually know what engineering is. My brother-in-law studied engineering and I know he has a job, but if you held a gun to my head and say, what is his job, what does he actually do at work, I'd be killed. I have no clue what engineering actually is. Meg, can you quickly explain for us?

The basic way I can explain it is basically making stuff. Yes. Yeah, right, okay. So we're podcast engineers. Yeah, so, yeah, it's basically just creating new stuff. Yes. All right, Meg, we'll follow your heart. There we go, stick with it, Meg.

I believe you also had a question about your relationship, right? Yes, I did. What do you want to ask? I wanted to ask if I'm seeking out the right people in my life because I feel like I've lost a lot of friends I'm seeking out the right people in my life because I feel like I've lost a lot of friends and I didn't know if I was putting the right energy into the right people. That's a good one. You know, my very first thought is you need to get rid of those toxic bitches, seriously.

And the thing is, I hate toxic bitches. No offence, right? We give so much time. we give so much energy and once you step up in your life or you do something that you know other people become very intimidated or jealous with they want to you know basically define you and discriminate you and i think that's what it's been it's been all this toxicity remember if people walk out on it for a reason it's normally that you know they they don't vibe with you or it's like you're stepping up into a whole new dimension. So this is your time now to really shine. But with relationships, to be honest with you, you like the bad boys.

You like the bad boys. What are you feeling, Alex? It's like she goes for the ones that need more emotional help, the ones that need healing and saving. She's always there giving that. Yes. You like to fix them. You like the broken men.

Well, she's an engineering student. She's there to fix them, to build them back up. Yeah, yeah, that's me. All right, well, there you go, Meg. You've got to cut the toxic bitches out and sick with engineering. Also, remember, you are 18. I feel like it comes with age that you just people drop off and you realise that you have less energy to invest time

in people that don't really matter to you that much. Yeah, and Meg, I wanted to be front stage at Broadway when I was 18 and Dear Evan Hansen, and now I'm doing a radio show, so things can drastically change. Well, keep us updated as well, Meg. Please let us know. Thank you so much. Anytime.

Have a great night. You too. All right, Callum, you're our last caller. What's your question for the Gay Whisperer? Hello, Callum. Hi, Callum. Hi, guys. How are you?

Very well. Thanks. Excited. All right. So I've been out of school for a couple of years, just sort of working. So I haven't been doing much. And I feel like it's time for a bit of change in my life. And I was thinking about studying at university doing radio or journalism

and I was wondering if that's like a positive step forward for me. What sort of journalist do you think in print? Like are you going to be a writer, presenter? I'm not too sure exactly because I struggle with making decisions, as we all do, I'm sure. Yes, yes, yes. But like even what you do, Coombs, with, like, the producing and it just seems really interesting to me.

Right, so you don't want to be, like, finding Maddie McCann. You want to just have some fun with it. Yeah, no, not Tracy Grimshaw on a current plan. Okay, good. All right, Alex, what do you reckon? Is there a future for him in that? Honestly, I want to say to you, I feel like 100% there is a future. My very first thing that i

have got and what literally fell out was three of swords now three of swords in tarot represents deceit betrayal heartbreak and it's very care it's very much that says you have to be really careful in regards to who you trust now in regards to journalism there's all politics politics and everything but i think for you it's like once you put your heart onto something you're very passionate about it so i feel like you need to stop listening to all the other head noises and listen to your heart and trust your gut instincts that this is what you want to do because you're someone who will always ask other people for advice and opinions and sometimes you don't always get the right answer. Is that correct, Callum? Absolutely. I'm definitely, I depend on a lot of people.

There you go. And some of these people that we depend on aren't always the right choices. And I want to say to you, I feel like in the past years, you have been burnt by so many people. And it's just like, you know, being like, you know what? I am proud of who I am. So I feel like really journalism is going to show your flamboyancy. It's going to really show a lot of parts of who you are.

But when it also comes to relationships, make sure you choose the right people who are going to actually uplift your spirit and give you exactly what you need because at the moment there's been some tedious situations. Surrounding yourself with the right people is very important, especially with what we do and being creative and in that environment, like you said, Alex, with the politics. It can get tough.

So, yeah, Callum, surround yourself with a good support network. Also, side note, Callum, I'm not saying this as a psychic. I'm saying this just from my own experience. Maybe have a think about what you could do other than university. University isn't necessarily the best way to get into journalism media. Think about there might be some other, you know, tertiary colleges and stuff that are a bit more hands-on because university, I did a media degree for a year and it sucked.

Yeah, I did it for a semester and left and then Jenna killed her tutor. So we've all had very tumultuous relationships with university. Callum, question. Would you be one of the first people in your family to go to uni? Because I know that can be a big thing amongst families. Yeah, so my oldest, I'm one of three kids. The oldest, he did go to uni, but he ended up pulling out. So it's a bit of a lot of pressure on me to sort of find my way after school

and do something with my life. Don't let that pressure get to you because I was the same. I was very determined. I don't know why. I was so attached to this idea of being the first male coombs to go to university. All the females are smart as fuck. They're all nurses and stuff. But I would have been the first male coombs and after a year

I was like, what point am I trying to prove? I don't want to be here. Yeah, fair enough. Can I just throw a quick twist? Yeah. Callum, I want to know, what's happening with your love life? I want to go nitty gritty with you. Are you picking up something? Oh, my gosh. It's non-existent.

I've never held someone's hands, never had a date, never kissed someone. What the hell are you picking up the gay with, bro? I literally just want to say to you is that I just envision a relationship coming for you guys. But I just feel like, can you stop being a bit like the Herman and actually get out more? Callum's being read for feelings. He's not even in touch with spirits.

He's just gone on your Instagram and he's decided to read you. I feel like perhaps there's been some wise cross and my energy's bleeding through to Callum or something. Like, I reckon that sounded exactly like it applied to me. Didn't it ever? Does that resonate, Cal? Yeah, I've been exposed. Yeah. Well, lots to think about, Callum.

Good luck with the career. We love you, Callum. Good luck. Please go on a date. Go on a date for us, Callum. Get Tinder. What the fuck? Yes, I'll do it for you guys.

Wait, wait. Also, Callum, drop the at. What's your Instagram? We've got a lot of people listening to this show. Oh, gosh. At Callum.Cantrell. Follow me, guys. I need some people to chat to.

An injured relationship. Wouldn't that be beautiful? Well, thank you, Gay. I'll let you pay for dinner. That'd be awesome. Well, Alex, it was so good to have you on. We appreciate it. Make sure you check out Alex Morgan's Psychic Medium on Insta. It's a book you're on

private reading. You can get that one-on-one, which is what we've done now. I will PayPal you the money separately, Alex, because we're doing a one-on-one reading for our very own Mitchell Coombs. As you know, Alex, I don't know if you're aware, but Mitch has left his job here at Kiss. He's been here like three years, and he's going on to pursue his own stuff. And I first want to ask, are you picking up anything for Mitch career-wise? What's his next step after leaving

Kiss? Oh, I'm nervous. Don't be. I'm excited. Look, I'm very apprehensive about this and I think he's making a good decision but he's also not at the same time because I feel like that there's a lot more for you to be doing right now.

Have you thought about applying for a Netflix for, like, a Netflix series? No. Do they have things you can apply for on Netflix? I don't think there's a website you can go to apply. Then that would be Riverdale.com. Apply now. Like, I don't know. I just keep saying, like, something like a short little series of something,

like putting yourself on it. Like, even put you on, like, a reality. You could be acting or even, like, reality TV, like Big Brother. Like, putting yourself on it. Like acting. You could be acting or even like reality TV, like Big Brother. Like put yourself out there. Like honestly, Mitchell Coombs 2.0 is about to happen. Interesting. Do you see a big question? This is for me.

Close your eyes and really dig deep. Do you see a haircut in Mitchell's future? No, no. Good. No. I mean, to be honest with you, if you chopped his hair off, we'd all be like, are you okay? You're sippy, you're dying.

We would. That's true. I want to go back to the bit where you said that I'm also making wrong decisions. Can you let me know what they are before I fucking make them? Like, I don't think it's a wrong decision, but I just want to say to you, just make sure that you plant yourself into whatever next direction you're going to be doing a hundred percent so alex but you see him continuing to work in the entertainment industry where he's currently at i feel like yes even if we can get him on

broadway oh my god let's buy tickets yeah yeah sorry i don't want to poo poo you but like that's not fucking rocket surgery darling i had no plans to abandon entertainment industry. Like, oh, great, he's staying in entertainment. Woo-hoo. Like, obviously. Alex just pulled out the veterinary clinic card. I'm not becoming a fucking dentist. Alex, now a big question that 13 listeners sent in. They all wanted to know.

We really need a vision, and I want you to pull as many cards as you need to pull to really delve into Mitch's love life. Oh, God, don't. He's been single many years now and the red centre, the desert, very dry, similar to his region. It is barren down there. We need to know what is happening in Mitch's love life.

You know what? I want to say to you, I don't know why why but the very first card is the three of swords the c envy betrayal heartbreaks and losses like fantastic four as well i'm like jesus that's more than one heartbreak and loss can't wait could they be a penis each three dicks is that what it could represent oh okay sorry alex well they're swords i i just feel that you know love is coming but i just i don't know if it's the right time for mitch yet yeah like my libido has never been lower to be honest so i don't see it happening honestly once mitch works himself out and he goes for his healing and goes through all the drama and the bullshit that he's been going through i think the man's just going to present himself in the

meantime mitch is doing amazing how he is already but i feel like maybe turn down the arrogance a little bit when you meet the person. Nah, refuse. Oh, yeah. That's interesting you say that because, like, that's probably when I'm least arrogant. Like, I'm such a simp when I'm dating someone. Like, I become such a softie. I don't know. I think with this person, you're going to be really arrogant.

Like, you're going to be really on guard. Right. Well, noted. I won't be a dick. Interesting. No, you are soft, Mitch. Even being out with Mitch and when people sort of give him the eyes, you're not firm.

You're definitely quite soft. I'm not going to meet my partner when I'm drunk, am I? I mean, that'd be interesting. Wouldn't it ever? You need to answer me questions. Am I going to meet him when I'm drunk or not? Alex is like, Mitch, what are you predicting? I'm like, no, Alex, no, that's you.

I mean, if you want to meet the guy being, you know, when you're drunk, God help you, you're probably going to be on a strip pole and dancing on tables and being flirtatious like you already are. But gosh, that'd be like a comedy act already, willing to pay. Yes. How do psychics work? Is it a yes or no question, will I be drunk when I meet them, or can you not go into specifics?

Mike, I can answer yes or no questions. I don't think you'll be drunk when you meet him. Great, that's all I need. That's it. All right, interesting. Now, Alex, before we let you go, quickly, any predictions about the podcast? Any vibes you're getting through the Zoom right now about anyone?

Jenna, myself, Sam. But can I ask a personal question? You guys aren't giving this up yet. The podcast? Goodness me, no. Yeah, because I want to say to you, this podcast is actually going to go into a whole new avenue. Like a lot of different ideas, the creations, content, everything like that.

You guys are bound to like hit number ones. Okay, well, that's exciting. Very exciting. Thank you very much. Because when you said you're leaving Kiss Mitch, I actually thought like you're giving everything away. I'm like, please don't do that. Don't do that at all. No, no, no, no.

No, still doing the podcast. Yeah. Yeah, because I literally see everything, you know know going into a whole new spiral as well now i forgot the name but who's the girl on the who's the girl that i've been looking at on the bottom jenna oh oh yeah that's yeah jenna benson so hi jenna hi i want to say hi darling i don't know why with you but i want to say to you i want to give my heart to you because you have gone through so much bullshit in your life and it's very much that I don't know why, but it's like,

I want to cry for you. And the whole time it's like, I've been wanting to talk to you just quickly and just say to you, like, really, really love yourself and rock it because you are amazing inside and out. And I just feel like that you're like the quiet one at times, but your voice is actually going to get you,

get yourself through a lot of minutes, a lot of things that are coming through. Thank you. If that makes sense. Yes, absolutely. Jenna is brilliant at giving advice. I often go to Jenna in times of need and when I need money and she will transfer it promptly.

And she's just very good at giving advice. What sort of bullshit that she's been through are you picking up on? Have you lost a grandmother on your mum's side? Yes. Yeah. And you and her were like two peas in a pod, correct? Yes. Yeah.

Because I want to say to you, the whole time I had this grandmother figure that wanted to step through, right? Was she like a short, petite lady? Pretty much. She died when I was eight. So, and it was really sad. Yeah. Yeah.

And was she quite religious? Um, not really. My poppy was, who she was married to. Okay, so this is where I'm probably getting mixed energies here because they like to cross and bounce around that. Because their love was very inseparable. They were always together, them two. Yeah.

And did he have cancer? Yes. Yeah, but I want to say to you, the cancer just completely overfrew him dramatically. Yeah, it did. Like, within a matter of six months I feel like he passed away um pretty much it spread really quickly yeah yeah but I want to say to you I know I know and I'm really sorry for bringing this up right but I want to say to you please note that

he wasn't in pain when he passed away because I feel like he was surrounded by everyone and did you actually make the trip the day before to see him or were you with him at the time um because i was 10 at the time but i was there when he died but not in the room because he wants to say to me it's like he just loved you and i feel like he's like a little guardian angel so everything you've gone through it's like please note that you're making them proud and i feel like with him it's like he was like the good boy he was like the old school man like his jokes everything about him like he just lit up the room that that man. Yeah, that's true. Wow. So the grandfather's coming through saying that. Has the grandmother got anything to say to little Jenna? I feel like, to be honest with you,

I feel like, I don't know, she's like very quiet, very petite. Like when she wants to talk, she wants to talk. Just like Jenna. Yeah, but Jenna needs to really control her OCD. Just like Jenna. Friends in the family. Yeah, but Jenna needs to really control her OCD, seriously. Yeah, that's true, actually, yeah. Interesting. What sort of OCD are we talking about? Like just cleanliness?

I want to say like literally her whole bedroom. Like if you walk into her room, everything is colour-coded, everything is matched, everything is like in a place, seriously. Is that true, Jenna? Yeah,na yeah pretty much okay there you go so alex you're saying jenna give yourself permission to be a slobby bitch every now and again open that voice stop letting people take advantage of you okay i will there we go thank you very much do me anything for me the big one with the hair. Mitch, you're just Mitch. There's nothing to say about you.

You're just the whole package you want. Oh, fuck. There's no past nor present. You were not alive before. You will not be alive after. Jesus. What about contraceptive diaphragm, Sam? You might be able to see him on the Zoom here.

There's four of us. He's the one out here working the phones. Are you picking up any energy from Sam? Is Sam, like, into music and all that? Yeah. Are you, like, a guitarist? Yes, yes, I am. Yeah, so why aren't you playing bands?

Why aren't you joining all that? That's it. I don't have the time. I don't know how I didn't know that Sam played guitar because it doesn't look like someone who should be in a band. 100%. It looks like he's got a guitar in his boot. Yes.

But Sam actually writes music. Do you? Yes, I do. What? Oh, my God. He's weird. Like his dad does. We've had his dad's song on the show.

Yeah. Wow. Hold on. So you're reading a man you haven't even met nor can see, yet my future is an empty pool of nothingness. Does that mean he's going to die? No, he's not going to die. Mitch is just Mitch.

He just rocks up to work like, hi, guys. Let me do my thing. Let me get all the rich and the famous people, you know, put myself on a little pedestal and it's like, okay, see you, Felicia. There you go. Well, there's nothing going on there, Mitch, so stop making it about you. I'm still shook by the fact that I didn't know that Sam wrote music.

Can you serenade us next week or something? I want to know what you're writing. Oh, absolutely not. Sam could write us the new show intro. Yeah. Sam's a quiet one. He'll sit in the back, listen to everything, observe everything And he's just in his mind, tickering and thinking

About 50 million different things And next minute he's going to do it I mean, yeah You know what, Sam's like the ultimate wingman Go hang out with him Find me a boyfriend, Sam, for fuck's sake Alright, give me about 20 minutes, I'll find some Find me a future, Sam

Alright, well Three out of four of us ain't bad The gay whisperer For fuck's sake. All right, give me about 20 minutes. I'll find something. Find me a future, Sam. All right, well, three out of four of us ain't bad. The Gay Whisperer. Alex Morgan, thank you so much for joining us today. Thank you, Alex. Thank you. No, thank you, guys. Have a great night.

And it's been a privilege to, you know, join Mitch and Mitch and all you amazing, beautiful people. So much fun. Make sure you check out Alex Morgan's Psychic Medium on Insta to book your own private readings. Love you, buddy. Talk soon. Thank you. Well, there you go. Just I'll be dead in a day, according to Alex. Wasn't that fun? He said you weren't going to die.

He just wasn't picking up anything. Maybe oh my god, do you reckon it has anything to do with your Chiari malformation? It makes your mind difficult to read. Oh my god. Oh my god. Well, you find that sometimes a bit all over the place. Yeah, but I'm not a psychic. That God. Well, you find that sometimes a bit all over the place. Yeah, but I'm not a psychic. That's just you in general.

Okay, very true. You're a bit all over the place, yeah. Don't need a psychic to know that. Well, thank you, guys. Blind ready to see that. Thank you for listening. 67, what a great, a great episode. That was the age of Nancy Cairns, wasn't it? Isn't she 67?

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No, you embarrassed yourself, not her. True, true, true. Well, she's agreed. She's going to come on in a couple of weeks. So, Angela Bishop, it's happening. That is exciting. She is Aussie TV royalty. 100%.

Can't wait to get her on. Every celebrity under the sun. I think you could learn a thing or two from her. You do a lot of interviews in your job, and she's the master. Oh, I do. We should actually. Nope, that's a discussion for off the cloud. All right.

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Or follow on Spotify. Welcome to ADD Pre for our secret segment on the end. We pretend we're done, but then we keep talking shit. Yep. Nothing planned, nothing scripted, we just keep hanging. But keep it a secret if you're hearing this. This is the official Edgem After Show. By the way, did I tell you, Callum, who was on just before with the psychic, he messaged

me earlier in the day saying that he got a call from a private number and he thought that it was us. Oh, because when we call from the studio, it's no call. Yeah. He thought that it was Sam just, you know, getting the call ready. Maybe they're recording early. Yeah. And so he answered with hello, but fucking obviously an inside joke from the show.

It was not. It was not. Who was it? It was the hospital. I don't know what for, but yeah, the nurse or whatever would have just been like, hi. Wouldn't it be great if she went, oh, you're losing the idium. Your surgery's free. How funny is Jenna?

Goodness me. That gay psychic. I can't believe. I was so excited too. Read me, read me. You should have asked him specific questions because he will pick up vibes based off what you put out there. So maybe you were wearing a mask and you weren't giving him anything, but if you went into specifics, like, will Hayden and I last?

Bullshit. All Sam said was, hurrah, and he went, you're a musician, you're a trumpet player. Because he gives off those vibes. There's no mask on me. Also, the gay whisperer did not talk like this. Yeah, that's nothing like what he sounded like. I don't know.

Go back and listen to the track. Oh, no. Oh, we've got an email. Oh, no. Angela Bishop. Can't wait to come on, boys. Can't wait, Ange. Ange is coming on, which is very exciting.

Well, she mustn't know about you. Oh, no. And girl, she does. Oh, thanks girl. Which is very exciting. Well, she mustn't know about you. Oh no, and girl. She does. Oh, thanks Ange. And Sam. Oh, that's nice. She's on her phone, isn't she? Yeah. Did you see that Jenna got a cat?

I did see this. And it's not the full quid, that cat. No. It's a cripple. What is it, got vertigo or whatever? No, it's got wobbly cat syndrome. What's his name? Fucking Flapjack or something. No, it's got wobbly cat syndrome. What's his name? Fucking Flapjack or something. No, it's Crumpet. Crumpet.

Oh, yeah, that's right. I remember. Yeah, no. Salada. Salada. Yeah. Yes. Beautiful cruscut.

Very cute. And he's deaf. He's deaf? Yes. Oh. How creepy is this? She's got like a security camera set up in her house and she just watches the cat all day.

Mm-hmm. In the cat all day. In the home? Yeah. Can we tap in live right now? Yeah, I can get my phone. Let's see what Rich is doing. Go get the phone. Go get the phone.

Let me get my phone. Okay. I had to, I re-gifted all of Isabella's unwanted things to Jenna. Because Isabella's one of those fucking annoying cats that invents her own fun. If you give her something that's designed for fun, she can tell and she refuses to use it. Like beds I've bought, she's like, nah. Toys I've bought, nah. But instead, she's just taken a liking to Jordan's laptop bag.

Oh. That's her toy. She found it and she's like, this is mine now. She prefers to discover things on her own. So yeah, Jenna inherited all my cat toys and my floppy fish thing. Hated it. Does Vida Week like them? His name's Crumpet. Crumpet, sorry.

And yes, he does. Okay, let me just see. Let's turn the music off. I don't want Sultana Brand to be frightened. Crumpet. Crumpet. I can't find him at the moment. Oh, that's not good. He might be in his little bed. I'm him at the moment. Oh, that's not good.

He might be in his little bed. I'm not 100% sure. Oh, show me the camera. But I'll show you the bed. Oh, Jenna's swiping and as she swipes, the camera moves. Yes. This is... Oh, dear.

Is it one of those high-tech cameras where you can, like, talk on it? Yeah. Like, there's a microphone. You can talk. Get far. I'll call him. What? Mitchell. I'll be like, Mitchell. Come here, English. You can talk. Get fast. I'll call him. What? Mitchell.

I'll be like, Mitchell. Come here, English muffin. Come here. Mitchell. Don't you get it? Toast is deaf. Crumpet is deaf. Oh, yeah.

Sorry. That's what I meant. That's the little forfeiting. Yep. That's the cat pod. That's just a photo of Mitchell. It's the cat pod that I gave her. Oh, you gave her that.

That's nice. So what with cat syndrome So what does that mean? It just runs into doors and ships? Explain it, Jen. Can't walk in a straight line. He would not pass the sobriety test. No, he wouldn't. No, and he can't jump.

Get out. No. Where does the name come from? I don't know. From the rescue place they named him. Who named the cat Scon? His name's Crumpet. Well, Crumpet's can't hear, so.

That's fine. Scon. Scon. His name's Crumpet. Well, Crumpet's can't hear, so... That's mine. It's gone. But this camera is so cool. Oh, there's Date Slice. No, Crumpet is not in here. Where's Raisin Toast? Give it here. Did you get those cameras especially for the cat, or did you already have them?

No, I got it especially. Yeah, what else would she be looking for? It's just one. Poltergeists? Jenna's one of those overbearing pet parents. Like, I forget Isabella's there half the time, and she likes it that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jenna, have you located it? No, I think he might be in the bed. Seeing as Waffle is deaf, can I shout a piece just for our own fun, knowing that he won't hear us? No, no. Banana bread! No!

Banana bread! No! Banana bread! No! Banana bread! No! Pear toast! No! Pear toast! No! Dipper! His name's Crumpet. Oh yeah, that's right. Sorry, Jenna. It's just my bad brain day.

Hot dog bun, come here. But, um, I've been having a bit of trouble with him. With cheese and bacon roll? With Crumpet, yes. Why? He's constantly meowing. Oh, and he can't hear himself. Oh, he's vocal.

Have you got a recording? I will find one. The first time my cat Isabella meowed, I was so shocked. Is this it? Yes. Ugh. Why does it sound like he's falling off a skyscraper? It gets quieter.

Why is it doing that? I was so shocked when I heard Isabella's meow for the first time because it's so much deeper than you'd expect. Yeah. Like she's a petite little lady. You'd expect her to have a petite meow. It's like meow. Yeah. Go, meow. Yeah. Go, Jenna.

Why? Why are they isolated? Yeah, what is the struggle going on over here? I just want to hear Nan bread's meow. No, look, it keeps stopping. Oh, he's so cute. Oh, little fairy bread. But, yeah, you see, like, it's just a bit all over the place.

Oh, yeah, this is a footage of the cat. Yeah, he looks like he's really dizzy all the time. Jesus. Why does it keep stopping? I don't know. I'm over it now. No, I'm not over it. We'll post it on the Is It Just Me Instagram.

No, I definitely am a dog person. And I want a dog, but we just can't have it at our current place. Move. If you get a dog, then we just can't have it at our current place. Move. If you get a dog, then you're tethered in the relationship, then what if something were to happen? Then you've got the dog and who gets the dog and then who gets the dog? I have a friend who divorced from his husband and they had a dog and they still, all these years later,

co-parent it. They do the whole weekend on weekend off thing. Look, you hear this? Yeah. Please? Play it. No, it's playing. The moment's passed. Oh, that's hideous. I think it's so loud because it can't hear itself.

Yes. Oh, so it doesn't know it's being a pest. No. No. Sticky Date is blissfully unaware. But you see him here? Oh, my. Oh, it fell over!

Almost. Aw, poor little dumpling. It's got a brain condition like me. Yes. I can't co-parent. I just go, Hayden, take the dog. I don't have the time nor the energy. You wouldn't even fight for it. Well, it depends on how close I am to the dog. Hayden wants a little dashend, like a little sausage

dog. Dashend? Dashend. Isn't it I thought that was called dashhound, yeah. I think that's the white version. I think it's dashend. And then you'd take the dog back to the pint. Instead of pound. Yeah. I've got none.

I've put on a bit of weight. I'm looking very rind. Rind. The merry-go-rind. The merry-go-rind. The merry-go-rind. What is the kiss one of six five secrets and? Oh, fuck this. We can't do this.

I have a grey hund. Stumbled on grey. We actually always stuff up the execution of it. Because I'm looking at the security footage and I'm distracted. Fucking hell. I can't get over some of those predictions. Like what? Mitchell meets someone on a stripper pole.

No, he said I won't be drunk when I meet my partner. He did. Anywho. So yeah, Survivor Island this weekend. What are you guys doing? What are you doing, Mitchell? Mum and Dad are in town. Oh!

That's nice. What for? Is there anything happening? Aunty Heather's 80th. Oh. You sound like me. Well, I'm not going. Why not?

I have no relationship with Heather. Oh, no, but she's probably a lovely lady. I'm sure she is. Is she in the family or is it like a cousin? Is it a friend? Yeah, she's in the family, but I've got nothing to do with her. Why does she live in the big smoke? She can do what she likes.

She's 90. True. That's cute. Jenna? I'm taking Crumpet to the vet. Who? Don't. Oh, the cat.

The cat. Oh, yeah, Crumpet. Sorry, I was getting confused. It's often the same. I'm taking him to the vet. Who? For Kasia? Crumpet to the vet to check on him because he is constantly crying

and there might be some antidepressants that I can put him on. Cut antidepressants? Just get catnip. Isabella's been stoned for weeks. It's the best thing I ever did. Yes, but it doesn't work. Really? No.

You sound like you're helicopter parenting, Jenny. You're watching him on a security camera right now. Because... Just give Rice Cake some peace. I feel like my neighbours... Let him be a cat. My neighbours are going to complain soon when they hear... Yeah, they might.

Play it again, Jenna. Jesus. That's one mad animal. What are you doing? Stop playing it, Jenna! Shut up. What are you doing before you go into Survivor Camp? Nothing!

I am literally doing nothing. I actually know I'm going to Spice World. What? The movie, live at the Hayden Orpheum Theatre. What? Hayden's obsessed with the Spice Girls. What's Spice World, though? Spice World's the Spice Girls movie.

And it's, like, really weird. Is it new? No, it's from the 90s. Then why are you going to see it at a fucking cinema? Because it's Hayden's favourite movie of all time and they play it every year. Watch it at home. No, this is at a theatre.

It's very fancy. Oh, that's a really nice one. It sounds awful. Yeah, Mossman. Yeah, it's like they play film, actual movies on film there and it's like the old school stuff. And we're going to watch Spice World. What's it like to be someone who works normal hours?

You get excited by things like that? Yeah. Oh, I can't wait. I'm so jealous. I don't get to go out at night. I wouldn't leave the house to do something I could do at home. Look, Hayden wants to do it. And as a supportive partner, it's what you do.

So I'm going to see Spice World at the Hayden Orpheum Theatre. Actually, I might just text Bronwyn and she might be able to just... Don't. Hey, Bronwyn! You've got to stop making the Bronwyn Bishop jokes if Anne is actually coming on. Take me with you! Yeah, you're right, actually. I still...

You know how we were saying that just to take the piss, we would put the helicopter sound effect in when we welcome Anne to the show. I might try, I'll make her like an intro and it'll be like the 10 news theme, but I'll put a helicopter underneath it really quietly just so our loyal listeners who were in on the joke get a kick out of it. That is smart.

That is very good. Do you know what? Someone brought this up. They said, are we going to remove the Carrie Anne joke from the opener? Because they're friends. No one's friends with Carrie Anne, as Kate Langbrook said. No instant models ever provided comfort at a funeral.

We made a discovery listening back to the Kate Langbrook episode. We realised that when you listen to her laughing, isolated, it sounds like a chocolate wheel. Like the birthday wheel behind me in the studio now. Yeah, give it a spin. So she's like... Yeah, it starts low, goes up them builds. And then it slows down. If you guys kill time for a bit, I'll go out to my laptop and get an isolated laugh.

Go. And then I'll put it in next to any of you. You're right. It's just us. Just us. I could make another Nutella Hot Pocket if we've got the ingredients. That was delicious. It was actually really good.

Did you finish the whole one? Yes, of course. It was yum. No, it was very good. You know what the trick was? What? When you get the glass, you push really hard on really quickly, and that locks in the sides.

It seals the sides together, squashes them in. Yes. So then it's all self-contained. Interesting. That's the key. Very clever life hack. Couldn't agree more. Show me the life hack That you randomly saw one day

That is now an unconscious Standard practice in your life I'll go first No I will No I will I'll go first Show me Show me

Show me Show me Show me Show me Ready? At a Chinese restaurant Hi welcome to James' Chinese restaurant What would you like to order?

I'll have the Show me Can I have the sure me sorry we're out of stock of the sure me sure me you're at a park and there's an old lady just near you and you're going, Shoo! Shoo! And she says,

Don't you! Shoo me. What's your name? It's Shoo. What? Shoo her? No. Shoo me.

Oh. Shoo me. Get it. I get it. What's Tom Cruise's daughter's name? Shoo me. Show me. Get it. Get it. What's Tom Cruise's daughter's name? Show me. I know, Suri. Show me.

Don't you? Show me. I'll have three of them. Show me the life hack that you randomly saw one day that is now an unconscious... Unconscious. Show me the life hack that you randomly saw one day that is now an unconscious standard practice in your life.

Shut up. Out of this. That's the worst sound effect I've ever seen, ever heard in my life. I'll go first. Remember when we were doing that show me joke? Yeah. That was very funny.

It was very funny. I really like it. Show me. Seamless. Wow. What is Mitchell doing? I was loading the stuff he just emailed me. I've got the paper here. Oh, yes.

Read some headlines. Yes. Go ahead. Vaccines pile up as GPs wait for doses. Is there any entertainment in one? Yes. The launch of the $57 million program to protect threatened possum species.

This is by Mike Foley. He's a climate and energy correspondent. Oh, he's very good. Marsupials like the Great Glider are under threat from feral cats. Oh, no. I didn't know. It's interesting. Yeah.

Feral cats, huh? They're also focusing on marine wildlife. They're at risk of extinction. Oh, this is a job application, Jenna. Oh, yeah? Why don't we read this out and we could get Mitch to apply for it? Okay. Because, you know, he's on the hunt.

Yes, of course. Exciting opportunities. Yes. For the federal court. Oh! Various challenging and rewarding family law positions. A head teacher at TAFE. Oh!

That's... TAFE Coffs Harbour. Bit of a drive. Hmm. Oh, hi, Mitch. Hi, what the fuck are you doing? We're reading the job applications to try and find you a career. Oh, right.

Are you interested in the TAFE? No, not yet. Teaching at the TAFE? No. Coffs Harbour. It's in Coffs Harbour. We thought the travel time might be a bit annoying. Also, there's exciting opportunities in family law.

That was the one in particular that might be. I'm just going to have a bit of a rest first, then I'll look for a job. Can you load the Kate things? Yes, of course. Sorry, it took me a while. I had to find Kate's clean feed so that our voices aren't in it. Oh, no, I know exactly what you mean. I know all about it. There's two. Yeah.

And they sound like a bloody chocolate wheel. You know how sometimes we do that pretend this is the only muck around sound effects that I enjoy in this section of the show. Okay, well. You know how we sometimes do the fake chocolate wheel thing? Let's use her voice instead. Okay, well. You know how we sometimes do the fake chocolate wheel thing? Let's use her voice instead. Yeah, okay.

That's very good. Here we go. Kate Langbrook, of course, if you haven't heard the latest episode, you've just simply got to. Two weeks ago now? It was episode 64, I want to say. Let me see if I'm correct. And we're seven.

Oh, nailed it. Because I went fast. 64. Fuck, really? My Oh, nailed it. Because I went fast. 64. Fuck, really? Yeah. My mind tells me it's last week. I know. All right.

So, this is Kate's laugh. Kate Langbrook's laugh. So, that's the smaller one. That's good. And now do the longer one. The second one. It literally sounds like a chocolate wheel It sounds just like a fucking chocolate wheel That's ridiculous

I try to help it smile when I hear that laugh It's so good Compare the pair Alright Kate spin that wheel Congratulations All right, Kate, spin that wheel. Congratulations. You won a Smeg toaster. Wow.

It landed on number seven. Well done. Let's give it another spin for Julie in Parramatta. Give it a spin, Mitch. A short one, Mitch. Be tight on the arm. Number seven. Number seven.

You have won a gecko, a live gecko from Pet Barn. Congratulations, Julie. Well done. Jenna, why don't you give it a spin? I think it's only fair that you spin it. Mitch has done it twice. Who's on the line? Bernadette is on the line. Hey, Bernadette.

We're going to spin the chocolate wheel. Give it a spin, Jenna. Big one. Give it a big spin. Spin it. There we go. Whoa. That was a big one.

23. Oh! 23 was a big one. 23. 23 is an electric scooter. Congratulations, Bernadette. I'm so jealous. I want one. Enjoy, Bernadette. Should we do one more? Bernadette, what do you have to say for yourself?

She's in a truck. She's in a truck. She could have just said thank you. Yeah. It's a bit odd, isn't it? Wow. One more. Come on, isn't it? Wow. One more. Come on.

We've got Steve Perry. I don't know why we needed the last name, but Steve Perry is here. Hey, Steve. Hello, Steve. I'm going to give it a spin for you this time, me, but I've got a real sore arm. It's going to the gym. This will be a real baby one. 17.

Well done. What does it want, Mitch? He's won a back massage from Jenna. Oh, lovely. Careful of those claws, though, Steve. Can we do one more? Yep, let's do one more very quickly. Who do we have on line, Jenna?

We have Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Mitch, you do the final spin. Jenna wants to do it. All right, Jenna, you can give us the spin. Go! Wow, big one. You wouldn't say go

before spinning a wheel, Jenna. No, but I did because I used... You'd go... Ready, Mitch? Yeah. Alright. That's what I was waiting for. Yes, I know. Go! Yes. Not how you spin a wheel. I've just spun it twice in a row now. I can spin a wheel however I like.

Sorry, Rebecca. What did it land on? What did it land on? It landed on 11. Wow! Legs 11, Rebecca. What has she won, Jenny? You've got the prize sheet. She won? Oh, this is a good one. A dead mouse from the mouse plague in Dubbo. Oh, my. You're revolting.

Put that in a Ziploc. Wow. Enjoy, my. You're revolting. Put that in a Ziploc. Wow. Enjoy, Rebecca. Also, like, she's starting, like, a lawnmower. Someone posted in our Facebook group, Enduring Idiots, so I'm re-listening to older episodes, and Mitch Coons was much more tolerant of Mitchell Chury and his antics one and a half years ago.

I don't think that's correct. I think I've gotten more tolerant. I used to be snappy, but now I just let it happen. No, I agree. No, you used to... Fuck you, Steph. No, I agree with Steph. What, you're saying that I've gotten more intolerant?

You used to humour me more. No, I didn't. I was so mean in the early episodes. I was like, fuck this. But now I just let it happen. I don't know. Jenna, what do you think? Oh, I think it's...

Because I'm fighting a losing battle. Have I popped off about the gunshot recently? No, but what if I were to... It's not me triggering. It's triggering him early on. But in early days, he would have gone off. Yeah. As soon as he heard it.

I think I've gotten calmer. Steph. You rat. Yeah, maybe you are a bit more tolerant. Yeah, I think so. Let's see if our guest is, though. Welcome. Hey, it's Dua Lipa, and I'm hanging with Mitch. Hey, Dua.

Oh, she had to go. See ya. She left. She didn't even say my name. Hey, it's Dua Lipa and I'm hanging with Mitch till midnight. Hey, Dua. Oh, she had to go. See ya. She left. She didn't even say my name. No, she didn't. Oh, someone else is here. They'll say your name. What's going on?

This is Alicia. Hey, girl. And I'm hanging out with Mitch till midnight. Are they the only two you have or the only two you've saved? Because I've heard those two a million times. Don't be ridiculous. I've got this one I've never played. Hey, it's Lizzo.

Hey, girl. You've definitely played Mitch till midnight. That's me. I haven't played that one, it's Lizzo. Hey, girl. And I want to make one of my playmates. That's me. I haven't played that one. Yeah, you have. Am I? Yeah. My YouFoods is ready.

I've got a great one from Katy Perry. Have you guys heard that? No. Of course I have. They've been so hard on me. She sent new ones across today for Electric, the new song. Oh, did she? Yeah.

I bloody love that song, P.S. It's a good song. And she pronounced your name. She didn't do my name. She just skipped it.S. It's a good song. And she pronounced your name. She didn't do my name. She just skipped it this time. She's too traumatised. Yeah, she's like, oh, that's too tricky. Australian language is very hard. Electric is nice.

I love it. And good for her getting back in the game. It's been a while. Not really. She had a baby. She really smiled mid-last year. True. She had a baby. Very really smiled mid last year. True. She had a baby. Very true. With Orlando and that penis.

No, because he was on the wakeboard. Remember? He was on the wakeboard. Yeah. It's a lovely penis. I agree with you there. Your train of thought was, oh yeah, she had a baby with Orlando, that penis. I was just like, what? Why does he think out loud?

I'm sure that was the first thing that sprung to mind for you, but you don't have to say it. It really was. Guys, what are you doing? This wasn't in the run sheet. Jenna, we're just having a fucking conversation. Don't you dare. Using the old not my cup of tea grabs.

You're welcome. You're welcome for mentioning the old podcast. Sorry. This is a better show, though. Yes, that's right. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, guys. Shut up! Guys, we never discussed this. What are you doing? You know what? You know what, Jenna? I've really had enough with you. Going off script.

And she ran out there, pressed the buzzer, and then ran back in to laugh. I know. She's a psychopath. No, I just think it's talent. Her and her fucking freon, Kat. His name is Crumpet. Crumpet. You know what?

I love a Crumpet. I actually love a Crumpet. Butter. Hot Crumpet. Crumpet. You know what? I love a crumpet. I actually love a crumpet. Butter. Hot crumpet. Butter. Honey. Oh, honey, definitely. Oh, my God.

Mitch, I was telling Jen that I saw a TikTok. Some girl was like, your double chin is not actually a double chin. It's lymphatic fluid. Let's drain it together. And like. Let's what? Drain it together. What?

So you've got lymph nodes in your neck and apparently it's it's held up fluid and she's like start this you hook your finger like this like you're just hooking it and then you put it underneath grab the fat and drain back and apparently you can feel it down the back of your throat you can feel the fluid go down i do not want to be feeling fluid at the back of my throat today. I was not prepared for that. And I did it. And her chin was gone and mine wasn't.

Mine turns out it is fat. This is very devastating. Yeah, I'm pretty certain that just a bit of fingering is not going to get rid of my double chin, to be honest. No, I've got to be skinny if that's the case. Okay. Back next week. We will see you then.

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might get him back on the show again after a while. Let us know if you've got any uncertainties about your future. Give it some time. In the meantime, we'll be back next week. See you guys. Have a good week. Bye. Thanks for listening. Show me the life hack that you randomly saw one day