Is It Just Me? - #68: Pig Week + TV Theme Songs

Episode Date: May 31, 2021

It's our first annual Pig Week! So try have a guilt-free snack while listening.Also on this episode:Why people with ADHD lie more (06:22)Can the IT department find out what porn you watch? (11:12)This week’s reviews (17:01)Top 5 TV Show Theme Songs (21:56)Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (44:56)Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Don't forget Chinna. Who? Now, here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchel Koo. Yes, we're here. Episode 68. G'day, guys. Welcome. Thanks for listening.

And guess what? By the time this episode comes out, I'm unemployed. Oh, wow. I'm not currently as we're recording, so the relief hasn't set in yet. We've got days left. Mm-hmm. My first ever Monday without a job. I know a lot of people listen on a Monday.

I was planning to just, you know, sleep in and really relish in the fact that I don't have to get up early for work. Yeah. Instead, I've decided to make my life hard for myself. No rest for the wicked. I've got my first ever personal trainer session on Monday morning. Why are you doing it to yourself? I don't know.

I've been thinking about it for a while, and I was like, I mean, I've got time now. I may as well. And I'm very slack at the gym. I've been going to the same plus fitness and five doc for years. But, like, I walk in there and I go, who's keeping me here? And then I leave. So it'll be good to have some accountability, you know? I don't have exes in my life.

I just have old PTs that I never went back to and ghosted. Really? Oh, I have about seven. Honest to God. You had a PT? Yes. I've lost like, I've probably lost my body weight over the course of 10 years. Like I yo-yo like there's no tomorrow.

Oh, okay. My favourite was Lawrence. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. His PT career. He's now a doctor. But he was brilliant. Yeah.

Our third wheel, Prizekeeper Jenna is here, by the way. Hi, hello. How are you? I'm very well. Jenna, I was telling Mitch that the guy who's going to be my PT, his name's James. Go find his Instagram. It's James the Bodysmith.

He's a fucking unit. Yeah, he looks like a young rock. He's terrifying. Yeah, he's very thick. I met him for the first time the other day. We decided to pass the vibe check, see if we wanted to work together. And's terrifying. Yeah, he's very thick. I met him for the first time the other day. We just had to, you know, pass the vibe check, see if we wanted to work together. And he passed, so I had my first

session on Monday. Oh my god! I know! He could pick you up and throw you. I know, he's terrifying. But he says to me, so I'm gonna get you to download MyFitnessPal, which is the calorie counting app, and we'll add each other as friends so that I can check in on what you're eating.

So as of next week, Jenna, he's going to be able to bloody see what my diet's like. I said to Mitch, Jenna, we should link it to my phone. So he has a heart attack thinking that Mitch is eating everything that I do. Three bowls of crispics at 11am. I know. I was like, shit, no late night snacks. He'll know. He will know.

No, he was good about it. He said, I don't want you to have a toxic relationship with food. I still want you to enjoy food. And I was like, oh, thank God. Because back when I was losing weight and counting calories, it does get a bit toxic. That's not healthy at all. But yeah, he just said he's going to check in on what I'm eating

and maybe provide suggestions for healthier things. But I feel pressure now. Now that I know someone's watching what I eat, I'm just going to be like, oh, I have to behave. That is the point of a PT. They're just there to keep you in check, like a parole officer. Yes, exactly. So Mitch had a genius idea, Jenna, for the podcast this week.

We're doing pig week. Pig week. I got some music. It's pig music. What do you mean? Pig week, he's calling it. He pointed out, well, if starting Monday, you're going to have your diet monitored,

then you've only got a few days left at the time of record to be a pig. Guilt free. Oh, stop eating. He's eating into the microphone. So I'm going to be eating like a pig, really. So I thought, Jenna, let's let Mitch eat the diet that I normally eat on a day-to-day basis. So I brought snacks.

Oh, my God. So would you like an entree now? Yeah. Feed me throughout the show, I think. Oh, happily. I will normally have this item. It's like a lunchtime thing because I live just around the corner from Macca's. Yeah.

Or it'll be a midnight snack thing after work. Okay. Whenever I'm in the car. Yes. So Mother Hog Mitchell is going to be deciding what I eat today. or it'll be a midnight snack thing after work. Okay. Whenever I'm in the car. Yes, so Mother Hog Mitchell is going to be deciding what I eat today. Mother Hog Mitchell? No, I like Mama Hog. Mama Hog. Oh, my hoof has caught on the carpet.

I've got some chips here. It's a McDonald's gift. Have a look. I'm going to enjoy this so much because at my core, I'm a pig. My soul is a pig. I only eat well because I feel like I have to. What's in there? I'm going to savour every last moment of being able to eat this shit.

Nuggets and chips. Eight nuggets. Now, you can't buy them like that. Did you help yourself, did you? Yeah. I couldn't resist the smell. Anyway, I know that people hate when we eat on the podcast, so I won't eat the whole show.

But it is pig week and it continues. I'm loving it. 68 is pig week. Oh, we should have done pig week on 69. Then we're going to have the double meaning. You know, food pig and, you know, pig pig. I don't really know where you're headed with that. A sex pig.

Isn't that like a thing? Not that I'm aware of. You're a dick pig. Maybe in your world. Are you a sex pig? No. Oink, oink, darling. Not me. Alright, well welcome to Is It Just Me? Podcast by a couple of Mitches, that's us. Couple of little piggies this episode. Mitch has eaten an eight pack of Macca's Nuggets and there's chips and sweet and sour sauce in there too. I prefer barbecue. Every week

we bring you two idjams, two Is It Just Me, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's. And that's how we start the show. Should we dive in? Sure. Who wants to go first? You can go first.

All right, I will do. Little fucking pig. I should mention coming up later we're doing another Idjam Top 5. Yeah. I was inspired by something I thought about while watching TV the other day and I was like, Netflix have got it all wrong. Something that Netflix is doing wrong? Yeah.

All the streaming services, really. There's something old school, you know? Unpopular opinion. So we'll be doing that later. All right. I don't know why you're acting surprised. You know what this is. Yeah, true.

We planned this show over the last few days. All right. Let's start with the Egypts. Is it just me or... Did you not know that lying is a symptom associated with ADHD? No. Oh, I saw a TikTok the other day and I was like, hang on, I know someone like that. Play it.

Have you seen that one thing? Yes, no. Why'd I say yes? Sorry. My brain likes to get little dopamine hits from telling little white lies sometimes. Sorry. It's okay. You've definitely seen this other thing though, right?

Yeah. Who hasn't seen it? Wait. I've no, I've never seen. Why do I keep doing that? Yeah. Reminds me of a little piggy I know, doesn't it? Mitchell Cherry.

That is so you. No, it's not me. I don't do that. That is so you. No, it's not me. I don't do that. That is so you. Mama Hogg. That's so Mama Hogg. I remember saying word for word a couple of weeks ago here on the podcast, I was like, God, I don't understand your brain.

How do you pluck complete fiction out of thin air? Now I get it. I feel like there might be a bit of ADHD going in it, which I've long suspected. You keep dangling this in front of me. We need to get a doctor on and diagnose me live on the podcast. We could just go to a doctor. That sounds like more of a private matter.

No, true. But no, listen, it's not a bad thing because there's a difference between, it's called impulse lying, which is part of ADHD. And it's almost like a moment of panic. Like people just don't think through what they're saying. They just kind of word vomit, which is very you, is it not? It is, but it's also my job to talk. So I just fill the void.

If I give you... Okay, look, I didn't want this to come across as though it was me insulting you. I thought it was more like a moment of clarity, like a light bulb moment. Oh, that's why Mitch does that. But if you're finding this offensive and you're going to defend yourself the whole time, we can move on. No, I'm not offended. Read me the paper. It might hit me.

So, there's a difference between impulse lying and pathological lying. I've never once thought you're a pathological liar. No, we already have one of those. There's a lot of little white lies that sneak through, you know. You've admitted that before. So, a pathological lie enjoys the process because

lying is a way to manipulate and have power over other people, right? That's not you. Yes, not you whereas impulse lying someone with a poor attention span like someone with adhd is more prone to make a statement without thinking about it for example you could ask them a question and they're not paying full attention and they'll respond without any awareness yeah i don't think that happened in egypt what that's happened that's happened multiple times you'll be there clicking away and i'll be like oh let's do this happened that's happened multiple times you'll be there clicking away and I'll be like oh let's do this on the show and then you'll go yeah okay hang on

what sorry I've trained you I'm like are you pretending to listen yes yes or I'll just jump into like reviews yeah that's what we were doing yeah yeah I can follow that along yeah and so it's almost like people who have ADHD just tend to speak before they fully think about what they're saying. And I was like, that can be you sometimes, I feel. Yeah, I think my brain goes into free fall and it just will say anything. But it's not voluntary. Like, it will just happen.

I know. That's exactly what I'm saying. Impulse lying. Send me that PDF. I do definitely. I do do that. Yeah. Yeah.

And they're all harmless little white lies. So it doesn't make you a bad person. But yeah, just sometimes you'll be like, oh, have you seen that TV show? Oh, yeah, I've seen it. Oh, yeah, didn't you? Oh, wait, no, I haven't seen that. And it's because it's actually, in a way, because your motive is not, you know, being an evil person,

like a pathological liar. It's like your motive is actually just to keep everyone happy, like a people pleaser. You just say, yes, yes, I've seen that show because you want to give the other person a little spark of joy. We have something in common. So now you're turning it into say yes Yes I've seen that show Because you want to Give the other person A little spark of joy We have something in common Validation

So now you're turning it Into a positive I've got ADHD Yeah that's why I said I was like you don't have To defend yourself babe That's not an insult I know

Because I've got Fucking ADD Hello As if I'd insult someone Do you ever think Maybe you've had a conversation With someone who is A pathological liar

I always feel like Many Really Yeah And you can tell Yes of course especially when they're repeat offenders and i've caught them out many times and i just have to kind of hide the smirk on my face when i'm like i know you're telling another lie right now but i'm not

gonna say anything yeah i had a cousin i had a cousin growing up who used to tell us that his puppy tess um would kept having birth so they had to stitch up its vagina. And I believed it. And then I went to my mum. I'm like, Mum, XYZ told me that they had to stitch up Tessa's vagina because she kept giving... And Mum was like, Mitchell, think about that logically. Would they have stitched up this poor Australian terrier's vagina? So there you go. But there you go, yes.

I never realised that the little white lie that sometimes slips through and the complete fiction that you just managed to pull out of thin air could be linked to that. Now there's an explanation, perhaps. There you go. All right. You should think about looking into that. It's not a bad thing to have ADHD, you know.

Yeah, I've already been to the doctor about it. I haven't. That's a lie. I was going to say. Made that up. Of course. All right. Ready for my agent?

Mm-hmm. Sounds crunchy. What are you eating? Nugget. Oh, pig week. How good.-hmm. Sounds crunchy. What are you eating? Nugget. Oh, pig week. How good. Keep going. All right.

Is it just me or... Are you kind of paranoid that the people that you work with will be able to tell what you've been searching on your iPhone? Um, oh, not really. Or like at uni or wherever you tether your iPhone to places that aren't your home. So you go to a Gloria Jeans. You go, yeah, I'll use the free Wi-Fi.

I'm at Ikea. I'll use the free Wi-Fi. Is there some IT nerd sitting in some server box powered by millions of smart computers able to dive into my phone to see exactly what I've searched or what photos I've got on my phone? I've thought about it. Because Nat Penfold, who we've had on the show before.

Yeah, she's been a guest. Awful person. Terrible. She constantly writes penises on my search, Google search, so daily. Plural. She writes penises. Yes. Plural.

And I just think, do the techs and engineers and all that, do they know? Yeah. I assume that they can see what we're Googling, but I personally am not Googling anything dodgy. So I'm like, oh, well. And I don't mind if they see, you know, my YouTube history, like, you know, 10-hour loop ASMR of a man cooking in the kitchen with a microphone right next to his capsicum that he's slicing.

That's fine. They can watch that. They can know that I watch that. Yeah, like surely they've got better things to do than look at our Google history. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but I feel like if I was part of the IT team, I would be so curious. As

would I. Actually, there would be snakes like Jenna in every IT department. I trust that most of them couldn't care less, but I reckon there would be some people like you who abuse their position. I wouldn't go around telling people. I would just sit in a room being like, hmm. Same, just for my personal knowledge, just to have that on someone.

I don't want people knowing what porn I watch. Sometimes I don't click on the video. Sometimes the thumbnail on the title isn't enough. Sometimes you click on a video thinking that's going to scratch my itch and then it's like they're at a fucking veterinary clinic doing it. I'm like, I didn't want it on a metal table. I've actually thought about this specifically whilst watching porn. I'm like, I don't give a shit if they know what porn I watch.

I've accepted the fact they probably do know what porn I watch, but I just trust that they aren't interested enough to find out. They probably could. Contraceptive diaphragm, Sam, can you call up Brayden, the tech who works here at the radio station? Yeah, because this has happened to me in a company that I've worked for before. You found?

Where I was doing stuff I probably shouldn't be on a machine. I wasn't watching porn, but I was like, you know, going to websites and stuff or whatever. We've all been there. And I got pulled into a meeting. They were like, hey, listen, we're not really happy about your browsing history. You've got to be careful of what you're looking at at work.

So they're very aware. There you go. Was that at the office? Was that at the office? It was at a different office to the one that we work at. I'm a very good boy here at all times. Yes, of course. Maybe they get like an alert being like,

ping, dodgy shit happening on this browser. Like surely they're not scrolling aimlessly through everything. Bing, Mitchell Coombs looking at Twink Gets Railed at the county fair again. Again. Brayden's in line guys. Oh, okay, so Brayden is our tech. Old half-day Brayden. I thought he was usually here at this time fair again. Again. Braden's online guys. Oh, okay, so Braden is our tech. Old half-day Braden.

I thought he was usually here at this time of night. He normally is, to be honest. But yeah, half-day Braden, living up to his name. Hello, Braden. Welcome to the podcast. Hello, Mitch and Mitch and Jenna. Wow, this sounds thrilled to get this call. I know.

I am thrilled. I am thrilled. I'm excited. We have a bit of a nerd question for you, because Mitch is paranoid that you techs are able to find out what porn he watches. Yes. And it's not like there's anything dodgy going on, but it is definitely a worry of mine.

It's just a thought in the back of your head sometimes when you're watching porn. It's like, will someone be able to trace this back to me and have evidence that I watched this once? Brayden, give us the real honest answer. Can you find out porn? It depends how you are consuming it. If you're watching it at work on the Wi-Fi, I don't think it will let you do that.

And if you're doing it outside of that, we're probably not watching. Oh, okay. So if I am watching it on my phone and then I come to work the next day and connect to the work Wi-Fi, it doesn't then feed you all that data of everything that's happened outside of those hours.

If you've closed all your windows and you're like, you've done and you feed you all that data of everything that's happened outside of those hours. If you've closed all your windows and you're like, you've done and you come in with a clean phone, that's fine. Sometimes people will leave a tab open and forget about it. Oh, I've done that. I've done that many times and shown my mum at like a shop that I wanted to show her and there was, yeah. I've done that. I've opened my phone to like Google something at work and I'm like, shit, I've still got

the browser open. Does it make a difference if it's like an incognito tab? You know how you can do like the secret tab on Google and whatever? Not for the blockers, not for the internet blockers in the office. If it reloads that page when you accidentally open it, it will ping the servers internally and it will go onto a big long list. So there is a ping. Is there a notification system?

No, we're not getting notifications. We don't care. There is so much of it happening. There's a high percentage of people that accidentally leave that tab open and come to work. There you go. That's actually what I always thought. I was once thinking about it while watching porn.

I was like, I wonder if the guys at work have access to my history. They know exactly what I'm watching. And then I was like, even if they do, that's totally fine. I just assume you've got better things to do. You know how you guys want to, like, dial into our internal network to, like, do stuff off-site sometimes? Yeah. Some people might accidentally leave that open,

and that would be the same as doing it in the office. Oh, you lost me. That's too much tech talk. I've got no idea what's going on. You sound like Abby from NCIS, the early seasons. In the studio, it will actually let them through. There is no website blockers in the studio, as far as I'm aware. Unless it's something that's like a known virus,

you can get to the gambling sites, the porn. Hold on a second. HTTP. Xtube. All the fapping happens exclusively in this studio. There you go. Thank you, Brayden. All right, enjoy. See you, mate. Bye. Bye, bye, bye. See you, see you, see you. There you go. Thank you, Brayden. All right, enjoy.

See you, mate. Bye. Bye, bye, bye. See you, see you, see you. There you go, you're safe. They're not tracking your porn. You can watch the filthiest shit in the world. Yuck.

And as I said that, I just pressed a button and... Oh! Oh, God! No! It's not funny! Oh, God! You're listening to Is It Just Me? Don't know what the Mitches look like? Just imagine Lisa Wilkinson and Princess Fiona after sunset.

Or see for yourself. Just search at couple of Mitches on social. Don't forget it's pig week! It is pig week, my last chance to eat like a pig before my personal trainer, James, starts tracking me intake. Have you had your maccas yet? I haven't finished them because I've been talking. There is a flaw in this plan. What's next?

What's next? This is a snack that I eat. Oh, it's the next course already. Oh, yeah, babe. We're on to, this is only entree one, really. I haven't even hit mine. This is a snack that I will eat religiously. And it's one of those weird combos that is sweet and salty.

And it's, you know, like salted caramel. Yeah. It's niche. I don't know if I like those. No, and a friend once told me that she also enjoys eating it when she's pregnant. Oh. It's pickles. Oh, nah.

It's spiced dill pickles. No way. How do you? You can't pig out on pickles. And caramel. Oh, okay. That's different. You know, but you've got to eat them together. Together? way. How do you? You can't pig out on pickles. And caramel. Oh, okay. That's different. You've got to eat them together.

Together? Yeah. Ready? What is wrong with you? I've got sweaty hands. Here. Is that the new Hokey Pokey bloody caramel? Or just the normal one?

Oh, it's just the normal one. Oh, how unexciting. The new Hokey Pokey one's great, though. I've had a whole block. I haven't. I better squeeze that into Pig Week at some point. How good's Pig Week? I'm really enjoying it.

Jenna can't open it. Mitch, you're going to have to open your own pickles. Oh, well, what a shame. We won't be eating pickles. I can't stand them. No, no, no. Pass to me, Jen. I can't wait.

Let me try again. Can I have the caramel while you read some reviews? Every week we read out some reviews that we've got from our beautiful listeners, i.e. you. Our piglets for this episode only. We're going to refer to our fans as piglets. Oink, oink. I did it. Oh, Jenna got the pickles open.

Thank you. Pickles are open. Contrasted diaphragm, Sanjuan. Come in. Try one quickly. Come in. Come in. You can leave us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts.

We'd adore it. Or on Facebook. Yeah, our Facebook page. We'd love that. We will read it out. And Prizekeeper Jenna will send you out something fun. Yes. Only if you get it back to us.

If you hear your review read out within seven days of the podcast, you've got to DM us at couple of mitches on Instagram, and then Prizekeeper Jenna will send something to say thank you. Completely agree. This one comes in from Jamie. She says, love, love, love. I love this podcast. I first found it when I was trying to fall asleep and wanted Coom's soothing voice.

But that is near impossible with Cheery's high energy. Very true. I never used to think I had a soothing voice. I still don't. I binged all the episodes when I became a new mum. It helped me through the sleepless nights and actually woke my son a couple of times from the laughing out loud. You are all hilarious. Please do more Talkback Tings.

That's my favourite segment. Oh, that is a good one. All right, Jamie-er. Thanks, Jamie-er. Jamie-er. This one's Hannah's Got a Headache. Oh, sorry about that. Hannah, take a nearer from Darlene.

From listening or? Hannah's Got a Headache is the name. She says, just listen for the first time today. Ooh, when did she leave the review? Sunday. Ooh, okay. So something hooked her in. Maybe it was our Sunday night Instagram live on Couple of Mitches.

Could have been. Or TikTok. Or TikTok. She says, I love you all in real life and I definitely love you more on the show. Ucken good content. Well, thank you. Hannah has a headache. Hannah has a headache.

Hope you get better. Have yourself some ibuprofen. Don't forget if you want your prize, hit up Jenna at our Instagram account. Yeah, and Jenna will send the prize out. Have you had the pickle, Mitch, and the caramel? No. Mitch, you've got to do it. I opened it for you.

Come on. There's nothing about that that really screams piggish behaviour to me, though. Like, that's not piggish. Look at me. Piggish? I eat it. Come on, Sam, have one too. What made you think to combine these two things?

Oh, they're heavenly. Caramel, chocolate, and a fucking pickle. It can be any chocolate, but caramel has lighter touches. No, this just looks rank. This is rank. Can I have one, Sam? If you have to. Oh, it's dripping.

I have to. This is not piggish to me at all. Let me just take it together. Are you going to tell me after I try this, just kidding, we're trolling you or something? This just can't be right. Why are you applauding? Sorry, I meant to do this. Nah.

Yeah, I've never had that in my life. Oh, you bitch. You piece of shit. I believed you. You've ruined pig week. No, I haven't. You bitch, I trusted you. I was like, sure. You bring in a few of your guilty pleasures and now here i am eating pickles and caramel hey dog i brought something to soothe it doritos oh my god

really the next course already yeah we moved on then we have a couple more there we go we still have two more courses have the doritos to wash it down all right okay let's move on um actually contraceptive diaphragm sam you're required for this segment. Oh, I might have to at least wash the pickle off my hand. Nah. No. Dear God. What a sentence.

Keep the juice. Yeah, so we're doing an Idjim Top 5, and Sam, we need you to settle it. Idjim Top 5. So I've been binging a lot of Law & Order SVU recently. Love that. And there's something about that opening theme song of SVU that I just bloody love. And it made me think, God, Netflix have really phased out

the TV show theme song. They have. They don't really have them anymore. I think they assume everyone has short attention spans. Yeah. Because the logo might pop up on the screen for a second, but there's no iconic opening theme songs for shows anymore. And if they do, they give you the option to skip it.

And also auto-skip now. You don't even get to watch it. It just will fill the bar. Then it will skip it for you. Exactly. And so I wanted to do an Idjim top five TV show theme songs of all time. Rather than me being preachy and picking them all for you, Mitch and I were like, let's put a couple forward.

I'll do two of my favourite theme songs. You do two of yours. Jenna, you're going to have to fill the fifth. It's an odd number. Okay. And we won't decide the order. Sam, you're going to have to listen to them all. Okay.

And then you're the one ranking them. So there's a whiteboard out there. I forgot to bring that in. Oh, right. Hang on. I'll get that. I have to say there is one that I've put forward that I think is the best intro song of all time.

Oh, no, I can't beg because I've put the best forward of all time. No, no, no, no. I've put the best forward of all time. No. No. No, I have. Before I play you the SVU theme song in question, I need to give you some context because it seems to play in every episode at the perfect moment.

So it's like they've discovered the crime scene. Yeah. Like some poor witness has found a dead body or whatever. Yeah, yeah, it always happens. The detectives have arrived and then they've just discovered a little plot twist that makes you think, ooh, I'm in for a great episode.

That plot twist makes it ten times more interesting. It hooks you in for the episode. It does. So just to reenact that, I've got a script here. We're going to do a bit of role play and you have to hit play at the exact right time. Okay, I feel like I'm back at the Atlantic Acting School. Jenna, here's yours. Oh, yeah, yeah, I've got a script here. We're going to do a bit of role play, and you have to hit play at the exact right time. Okay, I feel like I'm back at the Atlantic Acting School. Jenna, here's yours.

Oh, yeah, I get to do it too? So Mitch and I are the detectives. Obviously, I'm Olivia Benson. Yeah. You are going to be Detective Stabler. Oh! American accent. Yeah.

And Jenna, you're going to be the forensic lady that's already inspecting the body. Oh, yes, autopsy, yeah. Okay, so are we ready? She doesn't work there. She's just playinging the body. Oh, yes. Autopsy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So she doesn't work there. She's just playing with a corpse. Yeah. Yeah.

Great. I've got some crime scene music. Okay. Sure. You've got the first line too. Sorry. Start again. Sorry.

All right. Getting into character. Come on, Stabler. It's New York. It's a helicopter. Police helicopter overhead. Okay. Okay. We got a heavily pregnant woman.

Found beaten. Raped. Left for dead here in Central Park. SVU, we need a bus to Central. Pregnant woman in an emergency C-section before it's too late. Detectives, she's not pregnant anymore. And by the looks of the trauma to the vaginal area, she only gave birth hours ago. So where the hell of the trauma to the vaginal area, she only gave birth hours ago. Oh.

So where the hell's the baby? Wow. Oh! Reminds me of, like, staying up late as a kid Mum and dad are like Go to bed Yeah That's true actually Oh the sax

They didn't need the sax But it's so good It's an oboe And it's the best part Sorry ready Ready this part right Oh Very good Oh, very good. Yeah, that's...

How do you beat that? That's good. That is very good. It is very good. Strong, strong contender. You know it's good because it's still going and they haven't changed it. Yeah, it's been 22 seasons. And you know how Netflix shows are like eight to ten episodes it's like 30 episodes every season 22 seasons like fuck me

you know i have a friend that'll be us with the same intro just changing ground um with i have a friend who is the official stand-in for mariska hagerty whatever her name is hargitay hargitay um and she's the official stand-in so when you know whenty, whatever her name is. Hargitay. Hargitay. And she's the official stand-in. So, you know when there's scenes and it's like she's talking and then they flip the camera and you see the back of her head? That's not Mariska Hagerty. Oh, she might be off breastfeeding or something. She's a busy mum.

Yeah, or she's doing The View or The Circle. Yeah. Or maybe with Ellen. My friend, Kelly, is the stand-in. Why have you never told me this? Oh, I don't know. That's cool. Yeah.

Yeah, she does. Is this an impulse lie? I don't know. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah, she does. Is this an impulse lie? I don't know it. No, I do. This is true. This is true. We should get Kelly on. She's got stories.

Yeah, is she friends with Mariska? Oh, God, no. Mariska Haggerty. Yeah, when Mariska's there, Kelly's out. They're never in the same room at the same time. No. Yeah, it's Kelly. She might be out of work now.

Can we get her on? We can talk later. Okay, well, that's my first pick for the top five, Sam. You've got the TV logos in front of you. You've got to arrange them one to five and you'll reveal later. Yeah, okay. So my second pick is a little more on home ground. This one's the Kath and Kim theme song.

And before I play this, right, a lot of people, I'm in the Kath and Kim Facebook group, right? And it's so funny. I see every day, literally every day, someone new realise that it's the bitch who plays Kim singing the song. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, it's so obvious. This is Gina Riley's voice, the chick who plays Kim.

Get out. All right, let's roll it. There's always a joker in the pack. There's always a lonely clown. I can just picture it in my head, all of them on screen. It's such a song I can picture myself belting out on stage. Very Broadway. She is better than me.

Let her go acapella for a bit. This will give you a chill. The Joker is me. It's very high school production. Yeah. What do you mean? No, but the thing is, that's the point. I know, but it's Year 9 Drama Showcase.

It's meant to be a bit tacky to suit the Kath and Kim vibe, but, like, hello, her vocals are very good. It is very good. It's kind of sort of low-tier Bond theme. Is it better now that you've got the context that that's fucking Kim singing? Maybe. That is cool.

That is cool. Yeah. But you know what? It doesn't really encapsulate the show. I think it does. You're not a Kath and Kim fan. I'm not a Kath and Kim fan. But I'm not here to rubbish Kath and Kim.

I love the concept. But I just don't think you hear that and you go, oh, my God, that just Kath and Kim, suburban Australian. All right. Well, what are your two theme songs that you're putting forward? Okay. So my two, one of them is internationally regarded as the best theme song of all time.

Okay. Not only is it classic. Says who? Says many. That's Sam's call. No one else. Sorry, Sam, taking the words out of your mouth. It is also the most watched show of all time.

It's also the longest theme song of all time. It's Game of Thrones. Oh, okay. Iconic. Okay, that's a great one. And it gets you ready. Are you a Cajun? Jesus Christ.

That's a really good one And it gets you ready. Are you a Cajun? Jesus Christ. That's a really good one. Just flooded her gates. This song is so good because you know the show's about to start and it gives you time to run to the kitchen. And there's peaks and there's valleys. I mean, it's close to two minutes. Let me. You need the HBO thing before it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're quite right and then i'm re-watching it currently with hayden so all right so this episode joffrey's gonna watch this it's important winter fell i gotta say when I was first watching Game of Thrones just to see what all the fuss was about, I was like, surely that's not their opening theme. I thought it was a bit underwhelming.

I expected it to be much bigger for such a big show. Really? Yeah, I was like, really? Is that it? They did keep it. It's similar to the SVU. They didn't change it the whole time. Well, yeah. What shows have ever changed theme songs?

We're about one quarter of the way through. Oh. Act two starts now. Yeah. Well, yeah. What shows have ever changed theme song? We're about one quarter of the way through. God. Act two starts now. Ready, this is the best part. It goes higher. Stop singing over it. Give it a bit of time without you talking over it. See what I mean?

It doesn't really go anywhere. It builds! It does, it does! Third! Does one of the lead cast sing it? No. No. No point there.

Well, they're all dead. Is there an oboe? No. No. Horses! Ready? Ready? No, no.

Because you could have made a fucking toasty in this time. That's not what that is. Ready? The title comes up. Game of Thrones. Honey, quit! It's on! Brilliant.

That's a really good one. Thank you. Sam? Okay, I'm keeping all of these in mind. I'm taking all of your feedback on board. Try and remove any sentimental attachment you have to any of them. Because if you don't watch Captain Kim, it'll mean nothing. Just objectively, what's a good fucking banger over songs?

Oh, I can do that. All right. This is my final edition. And it is my favorite show of all time. I think I may have mentioned this. 30 Rock. Have I told you guys about 30 Rock? Yeah.

My favorite show of all time. Yeah. Obsessed, Tina Fey. I don't think I've ever heard the theme song. Oh, the theme song is... Now, if someone were to ring me right now... Who wants to ring me? One of you want to ring me?

I'll ring you. Why don't you ring me quickly? Okay. For the theme song is... Now, if someone were to ring me right now... Who wants to ring me? One of you want to ring me? I'll ring you. Why don't you ring me quickly? For the last ten years... Oh my god. Is that what that was? I just thought it was a really tacky ringtone. Created by Tina Fey's husband. Go and play it properly. This is the intro. Jazzy.

It's camp. It's silly. When I hear this, I just think, oh fuck, that's DB. I silly When I hear this I just think Oh fuck that's DB I've gotta take this Outlaw Yeah Yeah Ready this part

Fun Oh that was quick That was it That was it Oh okay It's short and punchy It's funny It's Tina Fey's husband

Can you believe Tina Fey's husband did that? No. Yeah, I can't believe it. See, I feel like that one was almost Netflix level of too short. It is short, but that's why it's good because it's a punchy comedy and you want to get in, you want to get out. And it's always on a punchline.

It's always, and then the apple was actually my uncle. Funny, you know. Yeah, that just reminds me of your phone every time. Really? I never knew what your ringtone was. Yeah, it's that. Alright, last but not least,

Jenna, I support this nomination as well, actually. I'm glad you picked this one. It's another Aussie one. Yes. It is sung by Rebecca Lavelle.

Who? I actually met her at the Easter show in 2007. Me too! Of course you did. And I got a CD signed. I saw her busking

and I was like, that's the bitch that sings the McLeod Daughters theme song. And then I went up to her and I was like... Did I just give it away? Oh, yes. Sorry, Jenna was building up.

It's McLeod's Daughters. It's McLeod's Daughters. Play it. Okay. Find the note. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. Sing along to this bit. What the fuck is this? You're like I'm at a Hillsong conference. Also, interesting to note that none of the American shows had lyrics. Both Australian ones did. You can't shut us up. That is very true. No, but that entire theme song just sounds like the girls from the Saddle Club grew up

and got really boring office jobs in a media company. And that's kind of the whole vibe of MacLeod's Daughters. They're just all daughters of MacLeod. Interesting. All right. Well, I guess there's no mystery as to what he's putting in fifth place. Yes, I am terribly sorry. All right.

I feel like I have a pretty good idea about where I'm at. Can I just ask something? Yeah. Have you watched MacLe I just ask something? Yeah. Have you watched McLeod's Daughters? Yeah. No, you haven't. No. Oh, there he goes with the impulse.

All right, still, still, tell me it's not just grown-up saddle club. Tell me it's not that. That's the beauty of it. No, but it's not. It's so much more than that. Guys, we've said it. You have to take out the like and the love or the hatred for the show. It's purely based on the song.

All right. So this is purely based on dodgy guitar at the start. Kind of weird sort of like 2003 jingles from, you know, a TV station. This is rigged. Kind of. Yeah, no, it's at number five. Oh, that's disappointing. Shit.

On the top five TV show themed songs of all time, McLeod's orders is number five. That's still higher than like a hundred. I can't disagree. Far out. Number four. Number four? Oh, you're gonna hate me for this so much. Don't you dare. I'm so sorry, it's Kath and Kim. Oh, come on!

What? No! Number four. There's always a chill. You are killing the Australian film industry. Those two deserve to be popped. No, but when it sounds like that, you start to realise how Australian it sounds. I mean, they're not hiding from how Australian they are.

That's the whole beauty of it. Also, this show is very Australiana. Yeah, mate. Fuck yeah. This is great. Killed half our audience, but that's fine. I don't like it, so I'm preaching to the converter. This is great. We're down to I don't like it. So I'm preaching to the converter. This is great.

Now we're down to the top three. Okay. Hammer pull. At number three. Look at me. Why are you looking at me? At number three, because I can't help but be triggered every time I hear it now. Yeah.

Sturdy Rock. Oh, shit. Really? This is brilliant. It's too short. The whole reason I brought up this top five, it's like, God, I missed the classic opening scenes where it's like a full on production. This one's like a little jingle. Yeah, it's already over.

Should be fifth. Should be fifth. All right. Number three. Thank you, Sam. Who was that? Where did that come from? I've been playing them the whole time.

You're very fucking quick on the sound effects. Where did you get those? I got them made while you guys were talking. Bullshit. Don't white lie me. They're in the system for my radio show. The only reason that I felt like 30 Rock had to be at number three is just because of how epic the next two are.

Okay, we're down to the bottom two. Okay, so our last options are the Game of Thrones theme and SVU. They're both very good. They're both good. And one is Mitch's, one is mine. No, they're both very different but both zero vocals. I do agree. They are

very different in that mine's spectacular, yours is shit. Game of Thrones theme song cost millions to make. What? It did. Really? I could whip that together on GarageBand right now. Every episode of Game of Thrones in the end was like $18 million per episode. Really?

Yeah, it was like a house in Byron Bay, per se. So. Oh, I'm scared. When faced between an orchestral, sweeping feeling of joy, of drama, of aerial shots of a mountain somewhere in a forest or whatever. Yes. And also New York City. And whatever the Law and Order of Titles is, because I can't remember what's or whatever. Yes. And also New York City. And whatever the law and order of titles is,

because I can't remember what's in it. Yeah. Just whores and shit on the street. Yeah. A woman whose baby is missing from her vagina. Yeah. At number two, Game of Thrones. Shit!

Great. Which means? Which means? Which means? Which means? Number two. At number one, The O oboe will take out. Yes!

It's a good theme song. No, I'm not mad. How can you go past just this little oar? The oboe. Go past. Just this little oar. The oboe. This part. It's like an orgasm.

Ready? No, this bit. This one. It is, it is. I've still got more left in me. And this part. You're climaxing together. This part.

We're done. Get out. Wow. No one. I mean, you can't argue with that, can you? That's the top five TV theme songs of all time, according to us. Far out. Thank you, Contraceptive Diaphragm, Sam.

You're very welcome. Have me in any time. There's nuggets. Hold on. You've put them up on the whiteboard. So it goes McLeod's Daughters. Wow. Have me in any time. I've got quite... Hold on, move on. Because you've put them up on the whiteboard. So it goes, McLeod's Daughters. Yeah.

Kath and Kim. 30 Rock. Yes. Game of Thrones, Law and Order. I'm happy with that. I'm not. McLeod's Daughters was always going to lose. I'm just glad that no one really argued

that Law and Order is the best. I just love it. I can't. The only thing I don't like about it is that when it comes on, I'm like, oh yes, I love this. I have that urge to sing along, but there's no words. So I'm just kind of like Yeah.

You know. We have honourable mentions. Should I quickly play those? No. Where did these come from? I didn't have any honourable mentions. Oh shit, you didn't tell me that we could have honourable mentions. This one comes in at Number 26. This is Neighbours. Neighbours.

Who added that? Well, it's 26. Come on, it's not high on the list. Yeah, no, this is no good. That's sweet. What happened there? It's a mash-up. I got them all.

The worst mash-up ever. Yeah, no good. No good. Again, it's got ever. Yeah, no good. No good. Again, it's got lyrics. Yeah. How weird. Someone fell on the fucking piano there at the end. I've got so much food in front of me right now, by the way.

Really? I've not made my way through half of this pig week feast. Yes, it is pig week. What's next? It's quite hard when I'm talking. Let's wrap one up. I'm going to have some pickle juice. Hold on.

What? Oh, God. Why? I just drank some pickle juice. Oh, no. It's so good. Good for the kidneys. Oh, no.

All right. You disgust me. I love how I've made a point of saying, hey, we've gotten feedback in the past. People don't like when we eat on the show. And what do you do? You lean into the mic and make sure you eat even louder into it. No one's ever said that. Multiple people.

Time for the main course. And what have we got? Also from McDougal. McDonald's. McDougal's. McDougal's. From McDonald's. Chicken and cheese.

Oh, okay. Great. I do like these. Oh. I haven't even finished me chippies. Chicken and cheese. Or me choccy. There's fucking unopened Doritos here. Oh chippies. Or my choccy. There's fucking unopened Doritos here.

Oh, pig week. Hang on. Down it. Well, wish me luck on Monday. My first PT session. Yeah. Is that when he'll be tracking your food? Yeah, from Monday.

Well, good luck. Seriously, you've got to see this guy. James the Bodysmith. I'm terrified of him. Sam, have a look. He's a bodybuilder. Look at his Instagram. What's his name? People can search him. James the Bodysmith. I'm terrified of him. Sam, have a look. Look at his Instagram. What's his name?

James the Bodysmith. I'm shocked. Oh, dear God. Right? If he tells me, cut it out, stop eating that, as if I'm going to mark you. Holy shit. While we're at it,

Pig Week. Oh, God. I have dessert. Oh, no! Yeah. Muffins. Yeah, deep chocolate. Rich chocolate muffins.

Oh, God. With frosting. There's one for each of chocolate. Rich chocolate muffins. Oh, God! With frosting. There's one for each of us. I love big week! Delicious. A.K.A. my life. Can you send... Can you send...

I'll give you my Instagram. Can you send a video message to James? Just be like, Hi, James! This is Mitch, your new client. Give me your phone. I'm a bad influence. You're going to have your work cut out for you with me around.

Make sure you put all the McDonald's around you. Come in. Sorry, the cleaners here. There's a pizza downstairs. Huh? Someone ordered a pizza. There's pizzas downstairs. Speaking of pig wings, there you go.

We ordered pizza. Oh, we ordered pizza. Yeah, that was supposed to be the fourth course. You don't need pizza. Look at all this shit. It's pig wings. Thank you, Barley. We ordered pizza. Oh, we ordered pizza. Yeah, that was supposed to be the fourth course. You don't need pizza. Look at all this shit. It's pig wings. Yes, you do. You wrap the pickles in the pizza, Sam.

Go get the pizza. Oh, my God. Sorry, Barley. That's the cleaner, Barley. Thank you, Barley. I still want the cupcake. Yeah, we'll hold it for you. Can I have a doggy bag?

I'm not going to be able to eat all this today. Yeah, I'll eat it. Don't you worry. All right. I thought it was my pig wing. His name's James? Yeah. I'm going to hold it from up so my chins meld into one.

James! How are you, mate? It's Mitch. Mitch's best friend and podcast co-host. I just want you to know that he is in great hands with me when he's not personal training with you. I am a great influence. Keep him nourished.

It's pig week, James. See you Monday. It's pig week. Embrace it, James. We'll see you soon. I just drunk pickle juice. Yuck. I've only met him once and I haven't gauged whether he has a good sense of humour yet.

So he might be really mad at me on Monday. Is James gay? Not that I can gather. I don't know, actually. I don't want to send it to the wrong James. James Tobin, is that him? James the Bodysmith. James Tobin's is that him? James the Bodysmith. James Tobin's that news reporter from Channel 9, sorry.

Channel 7. Did you send it? No, no, no, I didn't do it. I recorded it. What is wrong with you? I told you who it was. James the Bodysmith on Instagram. James the Bodysmith.

All right, well, what a successful first annual pig week. Yes. Annual. Don't forget, it falls in the last week of May. Can someone remind us next year? Yeah, please. That's hilarious. This is the first May we've ever had the show.

No, it's not. Can I tell you, my siblings and I once went to the movie cinemas. We were like celebrating the fact that Nicole had just gotten her P's, so we could be independent. We went to the movie cinemas the day after Easter, and we went to the shops and got all the Easter chocolate on special, smuggled it in, and we were just eating all this chocolate and felt disgusting.

And Nicole just turns to Mark and I and says, today shall henceforth be known as Pig Day. And we get a notification in our calendar every year. It's Pig Day. So I'm going to have Pig Day and Pig Week and they're not even near each other. Oh, and Sam is here with a pizza. Mitch, have a look.

Happy pig week! We're not using the closer music every pig week. We end it with the pig music. We will see you next week. Thank you for listening. Is it just me? Hey, leave us a review. We'd appreciate it. Win yourself something fun with Prize Keeper Jenna. And we'll be back next week with episode 69.

And don't forget, we're going to be on Instagram live every Sunday, 6pm. So we'll catch you there at Couple of Mitches. See you next week, guys. Bye-bye. Happy week. Happy week! Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast

app or follow on Spotify. That'll do, pig. That'll do. What do you mean, that'll do, pig? I've barely even started on this. There's plenty of food here. Welcome to ADD Brief. This is our secret segment on the end.

We trick all you fuckers out of listening, hopefully. But all the fun ones, they're aware of the secret. They stick around to the end. We keep talking shit. We just go a bit rogue, start carrying on. Mitch, see this device? Put your finger in it. Right.

Just put your finger in the device I just sent you. Just want to make sure. Blood pressure. Pulsating. Boom. That's fine. I had that at the age of three and I'm sent you. I just want to make sure. Blood pressure. Pulsating. Oh, that's fine. I had that at the age of three and I'm still here. Let me test mine. Pass the machine over again.

Thank you. Heart rate. Ow! Steady. Thank fuck. Because I felt a river be out during that. Do you know what this sound effect's from? What?

Spike kids? Jonesy was testing himself after he got the vaccine this morning. Oh, God. Who's Jonesy? Oh, Jonesy from Jonesy and Amanda. Yes. Oh? Let's do Mitch one more time.

I'm not convinced. Put your finger in this. Bottom. Oh, he's got a name. Amanda Keller, how rude to call him that. he's got a name. Man to kill. How rude to call him that. He's got a name. Can I put my finger in?

Yeah, if you must. This is so shit what we're doing right now. Go, Jenna. Okay. Blood pressure. Pulsating. I only had enough for each of us, Jenna. Now that you've gone again, I had to replay one.

I'm sure there's more. You ruined. There's another one. There'm sure there's more. You ruined. There's a There's another one. There's not. There is. Why are you in hysterics? It's not funny. It is funny. Actually, I don't need to shit can WS anymore. Technically, I have no loyalty to any station anymore. You don't.

How good's smooth? It's bad. No good. What are you eating now? Chicken and cheese? I'm finishing my chicken and cheese. Can I have something? Yeah, I'm not going to finish it all. What does Sam have? He's getting a tissue for himself.

Do you want a cup, Kurt? Yeah, I'm going to come over. I'll have a bit of my pizza if you want. Am I allowed? Yeah, it's my pizza now. Mitch doesn't want it. True. Is it here?

It's not that I don't want it. I just haven't gotten to it yet. I'm making my way through everything. Oh, come on then. Oh, it's Domino's. This is the good stuff. I just texted Sam. He said, order a pizza for Pigwick and he said, on it.

This is worth every cent. And also the poor pizza lady that was out there for 15 minutes. Barley the cleaner is a real gem. Why are you playing this music? I was getting the pizza. Oh, you don't have to put hold music on when you stand up. Yeah I was getting the pizza. Oh. You don't have to put hold music on when you stand up. Yeah, I don't turn it on.

Whenever I get off the chair, ready, listen, it automatically turns it on. So I'm sitting on the chair now. Start. Seamless. I like how you can hear the clicking noise. That's the sensor going off. Wow. So why are you going to a PT in the first place, Mitch?

I actually decided at the start of the year that I wanted to. I just never got around to it because I was like, I'm not enjoying going to the gym anymore because I just got a bit bored. But that doesn't mean the same thing all the time. But he's going to, like, give me different programs and every couple of weeks we'll change it. And then also I'll have that accountability. Otherwise, pig week would be every week, darling.

You know me. You know me. Yeah. And so I was just like, yeah, it's not about, you know, losing weight or whatever darling. You know me. You know me. Yeah. And so I was just like, yeah. It's not about, you know, losing weight or whatever. I just want to feel a bit healthier. Yeah. I've been feeling a bit meh, you know.

And this is your first PT? Yeah. Let me tell you, there is no better feeling than leaving that gym after a PT session. Really? Especially if they stretch you. My God. How long do the sessions take? Do you know?

I don't know. I haven't had one yet. They're normally about 30 minutes. I used to do 20-minute ones with 10 minutes of stretching at the end. You need to stretch. Oh, my God. You will snap. So 10 minutes.

If I need to stretch, you need to stretch. I'm scared. Don't be scared. The best thing a personal trainer does is they count for you. You know when you're doing reps and you have to count? That's great. You don't have to use your mind. You can be thinking about the podcast.

Yeah, but I hate it when they repeat it and they're like, three. So they'll go. All right, we're going to do 12 reps, Mitch. When you're ready. Three. Six. Six. And it's like, that was one.

Like, they'll do it again until they're happy with what you've done. I wonder what his style will be when you um at vision personal training i've been there three times cancelled once because i lost the membership because i mentioned a 45 and a sponsored instagram story well done when you lost one kilo you got to go up and climb the ladder and ring the bell and you'd ring it to go i'm a fatty and i lost a kilo and everyone in the gym would stop their sets and go woohoo that, yahoo, woohoo. I like that.

That's cute. That's nice. Really nice. I never rung the bell once, but it looked fun. Yeah. I decided, I said to him, I don't really want to weigh myself or anything like that. It's not about losing a certain amount of kilos

or eating a certain amount of calories. I'll still be able to see on the app that I'm tracking and he's tracking like you know you get the pie chart where it's like this is how many carbs you had 30 percent of protein whatever i'll still be doing that but i might be counting calories per se but i said i don't want to be weighed or anything it's more about just like one day i'll grab my gun to be like oh there's less there you know what i mean and i said he goes what's your goal and i said nothing drastic i just want to be able to wear like a T-shirt again and not be like, oh, this is a bit tight.

Yeah, I know what you mean. There's nothing drastic, you know. It's just, you know, undoing COVID, really. It's also great for your mental health. Like doing a good, good workout. Oh, my God. You know what else is good for mental health? Sleep.

I'm going to be unstoppable. I hear that from people. Yeah. What are your work hours like now currently, for those who don't know? What do you do? Well, at the time that this is being listened to, I'm unemployed. Wow. But currently, I get up at 3.45, get home around maybe 2 p.m.

Jesus. Yeah. And then that's not including podcast. No. Or the million dollar Tinder sponsorship. And HelloFresh now. What are you doing? Hmm? I can see that you're only half paying attention and you're clicking furiously over there. I'm timing out my national night show. The million dollar Tinder sponsorship. And HelloFresh now. What are you doing?

I can see that you're only half paying attention and you're clicking furiously over there. I'm timing out my national night show. That doesn't sound important to me. Listen, listen. I mentioned you guys in an interview I did this week. What did you say? I'm going to be in Stella Mag. If you think I'm stunning, wait till you see the other bitch.

It was similar to that. I'm doing, wherever you're listening to this, guys, it's available in Australia only. It's like, well, how would you explain Stella Mag? It's a free. I love it. It's the bloody magazine that comes out with the Sunday paper. The Sunday paper is like the top tier newspaper. You've got the piddly little Monday to Saturday papers, but Sunday is where they put all the good shit.

You get all the pull out magazines. And Stella, they usually reserve it for media icons, but apparently they've stooped this week. Well, Kerri-Ann has croup, so they had to get me. Bronwyn's got a flight. Yeah, she does. And it's me. And no, it's just like, oh, how I, apparently the running title is, and we will see when this, when it airs.

Oh, I'm so used to that. When it's printed? Yeah. Yeah. Goes to print. When it goes to print! That's fun. goes to print. When it goes to print! That's fun. Yeah, right?

When it goes to print, they're going to waste ink on me. Imagine if we said a present tense verb like that. Oh, once the podcast goes to talk. No, it goes to cloud. Once the podcast's on the cloud, that's our tense. God, imagine if they print it and they go, we don't have enough ink for his head. We don't have enough B12 brown.

What's with the self-deprecating jokes? All the time. I've got big hair, six inches of it. Oh, okay. Anyway, I mentioned you guys. What did you say? I just said it's about radio, but then they're like, any other projects?

And I said, yes, a couple of inches podcast. So we'll see if it's kept in. And also the running time. Wait, you should have some sort of control over whether it's kept in us do they give you a preview and you say hey where's the podcast bit put that back in dog i'm not at the level where i get approval yet oh that's what they said because i said to my manager you'll get here one time i said that to my manager i'm like i'll send it to you once they send it to me for approval and she went oh we don't get approval at this level i went oh okay thank you so much who does get approval that's she said very few people get approval unless it's an opinion piece about that person and then you

get to have approval because it's it's you know i would have thought that that's the last occasion you'd get approval like do you think annette sharp saying hey sam armitage can you double check this slanderous article i've written about your fucking hideous outfit? I don't know, but I haven't got it yet. So I might get it. Who knows? Because a friend of mine is writing it. She actually listens to this podcast.

She works at Stella. She's a star. Well, I'm not busy, darling. If you're listening, I'll be in Stella. Well, there was discussions of potentially getting a drop quote to feature in the middle. You know when you're reading an article and it's like font size 8, Calibri, and then all of a sudden it's like, Times New Roman 30!

Yep. And it's like someone else talking about the person. Italics. Yeah, in italics in the middle in a different colour font. Or like when you're reading a book and there's a quote, like a testimonial, like Koshi being like, this is a great read. Yeah.

I've really just brought up a lot of Sunrise cast in the last 60 seconds. You really have. I think Sam Armitage was just on the cover of Stella, so that's why. She does the Stella podcast every week too. Yes, she does. Right. Anyway, I thought maybe Mitchell Coombs, my close personal friend, and Kyle Heiss could do a drop quote.

But they don't need one, so that thought dissipated. I think you'll find, Mr Little White Lie, that we've had this discussion on Instagram Live. I offered to do the drop quote and you said no to me. I wanted Kyle Sanderlands, yeah. Yeah. You've had this discussion. Did we do it live?

Yeah. Shit. And I said, why didn't you ask me? And you laughed in my face. I'd be the worst murderer. What do you have on the plate? What are you eating now?

I'm still going on my chips. They're a bit cold. I'm eyeing off these cupcakes but I think I might go some of this pizza first. Have a slice of pizza. I am very keen on those cupcakes. Stay awake. They're a bit cold. I'm eyeing off these cupcakes, but I think I might go some of this pizza first. Have a slice of pizza. I am very keen on those cupcakes. Don't wait for me. You get started.

Go, Sam. Go, Sam. And we splurged from the kiddie-o, everyone. This is the idjim. This is idjim, mate. This is what everyone's merch paid for. My pick. For Gleek! So Mitch can get fucked up even more. It's okay.

I'll be undoing it soon. For now, we're a multi-million dollar company. Is it just me? Incorporated. If you Google, is it just me net worth? Strap yourself in, darling. You'll be fucking staggered at our worth. The amount of zeros.

Just the one Anyway While we're at it I think it's officially time To do this 56 Number 56 Theme song We have 100

What is it? What is it? We're just skimming at this point What do we think? Sorry I'm eating I'll tell you What's a good theme Sorry, I'm eating. I'll tell you what's a good theme song that I just thought of the other day. I never watch this show, but it does have a good song.

ER. ER. That's not number 56. No, that's 127. Nothing springs to mind. No, it's very good. You know what I thought was quite good? The House theme song. You know Dr. House? Oh, yeah, that's very good. You know what I thought was quite good? The house theme song.

You know Dr House and Hugh Laurie? Oh, yeah, that's very good. ER's better. I think you'll find you're outnumbered, Jenna. What? But from you three? Yes. You do the math, Chook.

I think you're outnumbered. Well, it's funny you say that, Mitchell, because coming in at... 192. What is this? I thought that was the house. It says house intro, but that's a car jack. No, just go on YouTube and look up house theme song, but they have different versions, so I'll find the good one. There's an international version and there's the season one version.

Which one has the most views? ER theme song or house theme song? I'm not there yet. Well, while you look, I also have at number 27, which I really wanted to get to and we never did. Yeah. CSI Miami. Oh, that used to scare me as a kid.

Yeah. That was terrifying. Very good. And yeah, you're right, Sam. That is most definitely. Number 27. Yeah. Is it this one?

Yeah, this is the one. Is it this one? Yeah, this is the one. Oh, this is very Hamilton. It is a bit, isn't it? Sailed down the river. Sat on the park. This is another one of those ones that reminds me of It's Past My Bedtime and Mum's like, have you cleaned your teeth?

Ready? Ding, dong, ding, dong. Oh, did Zed produce that? Yeah, apparently so. Yeah. 8.30, Channel 10. On a Wednesday. Yeah, there you go.

So where are you ranking that? Actually, I'm quite a fan. I reckon that's maybe 12. Ah, solid house. Yeah, interesting. So it's just, you know. Never watch the show, but it's like the. I reckon this made me 12. Ah, Solid House. Yeah, interesting. So it's just, you know. Never watch the show, but it's like the song. The show is very good.

The show is good. Number 12. That was Peter. Yeah. I'm sorry, but the ER theme song is great. All right, can we get the ER theme song up? Just listen to it. You find it, Mitch.

We're just a shudder up in all honesty. Okay, that is... 120. Focus less on the numbers and finding the songs. Pretty hard to do it all. I know. That's why I'm saying kick back, darling. We're in ADD break. You don't need to be slick here. True. Jenna, do you want every opening title

sequence? It goes for 28 minutes. No. Okay. ER opening theme or the ER original music theme. One's green, one's blue. I'll have the blue one. Alright. original music theme. One's green, one's blue. I'll have the blue one.

Is this it? Yes. I hate it. Yeah. It's like someone's having a seizure in 1986. I feel like I'm on hold. Ready? Ha!

And then the phone does that thing where it's like... And you think they're about to pick up. Starts again. Or it just does this. I think 298. Jesus fucking Christ. Why do you have that many numbers voiced already? I've got Bobby to do it. No, but why do you need to go back that far? When would you ever need that?

I have it all. 198. Thank you, Sam. But why do you need that many? I've got it. I have no doubt that you've got it, but that doesn't answer the question of why. Sometimes I do big countdowns. 198 song countdowns. Coming in at 198! Fucking hell, have you

broadcast for three days straight? I've got one. Just so everyone knows Okay I still want clarity Around these numbers Can you pay attention Darlene Yes

When have you ever used that I've never used them Oh okay Good to have in case Like today Yeah good to be here But um He's not listening to me

No I didn't hear a word you said There we go Again with the ADHD There we go Thank you Stephen This is 100 and 09 Uh huh Yeah this is There we go, again with the ADHD. Thank you, Stephen. This is 100 and 09.

Uh-huh. Yeah, this is a good one. No, I actually personally, this is I think my favourite so far. This should be higher. Oh, yes. This should be higher. Yeah, honestly, I reckon number six. Yeah.

Right underneath McLeod's Daughters, which hurts me to say. This is under the most popular animated series of all time. Danny Elfman. Controversial opinion. I prefer the Futurama theme song to this. Oh, yeah, no, actually, same. That fucking slaps. Yeah.

I regret putting this at number six now. Yeah, fuck Game of Thrones. This should go off Absolutely I wasn't I'm done How very dare you No you've ruined it now

I think the only Theme song In America That I can think of That has lyrics Is the Family Guy theme song Yeah None of them seem to.

Friends? Friends? No, fuck that. Don't even play that. 177. This is a very good request. Sent in by Gabby. I love Gabby.

This scares the shit out of me still. Oh, this is a good one. Yeah. This is a good one. Wait for the kookie-coo. Wait for the kookie-coo. So good. Wait for the kookie-coo. There it is.

Kookie-coo. What are we listening to? This is so good. I don't know why you like this. It's just like a chaotic arrangement of sound effects. It's like you're doing this now. Oh, I am. This is not from a TV show.

Ready? Ready? American Horror Story. That's so good. What was that weird show on ABC where it was just like fruit that just arranged itself

into things and it was like Suba Seya! Yeah. And it would get faster. Yeah. It sounds like Rule Britannia.

Rule Britannia. Sounds like that. Don't know what that is. Rule Britannia it is. Do you... Oh. No. Do you remember what that was. Robert Tenney, this. Do you... Oh. No. Do you remember what that was called?

The... Not a clue. I know. It was on during Roller Coaster, though. I know that. Yeah. It was just like a random pop-up show. You want to know what is the best Aussie ABC intro of all time?

Here it is. Oh. You love chaos, don't you what is this it'll it'll make itself clear in the meantime can you open a new tab and get the fairly odd parents theme song oh i loved fairly odd parents sorry they never said it once. That was Art Attack. Yeah. Oh, I never even heard of that. No, I never heard of it. What do you mean?

Never heard. This isn't Art Attack. This isn't Art Attack. This is an art... You know, another fun fact. This is not a lie. A girl that I studied improv with in LA, her father created Fairly Odd Parents.

Really? And was the writer. Why? I have a shirt that has Cosmo Wonder on it and she was like, oh my God, they're my dad's characters. I'm like, what? I love fairly odd parents. Imagine just wearing, I don't know,

Blinky Bill and someone's like, my dad drew that. That's a random flex. Let's get him on. As well as Mariska Hagrity's. No, Blinky Bill passed away. Colon cancer. Oh! To me is an average kid. No, Blinkyville passed away, darling. Colon cancer. Oh! Oh!

Oh, I'm gonna hear it. Bitch, what? Yeah, that's a lot. We're in quite a rabbit hole now. Now I want to hear all of them. Yeah. Around the twist. Oh, around the twist.

Kim Possible. I don't know. I never watched that. Can't leave me if you want to reach me. No. No, we couldn't afford to pay TV. Saturday Disney. Do you ever? Have you ever?

You know what was good? Spongebob was really good Do you feel like Genesis is in her own Fucking world right now Yes She's just not engaging With the conversation She's just singing

Even if we've moved on From the song Like I mentioned Around the twist 20 seconds later She goes Have you ever Have you ever

Have you ever felt like this Are you singing Spongebob What about this? Yeah. This was great. This is niche. What about this? Oh, I like this.

You love the ones without words. The Angry Beavers. Oh, yeah. The Angry Beavers. Beavers. Oh yeah. The Angry Beavers. Sounds like the name of Jenna's Feminist Book Club. Also. The Angry

Beavers. A tumultuous tits. Angela and Wanda. Oh that was good. The chaotic coochies. Welcome ladies to another book club. ladies, to another book club. Welcome, ladies, to another book club. Welcome, the angry aerial eyes.

I've got so many foul ones coming to mind, I can't even repeat. Welcome to the feisty fallopians. Oh, my God. Here, Jenna, Angela and Wakanda. This is good. My name is Angela. Hey, hello. This is kind of scary because it's animated but it's a real face

Yeah, it's off Oh no, it's Ninny Poo Ninny Poo What a bitch I always used to watch that really reluctantly Yeah, it's like it was the end, it was the last Yeah, I was like, eh, what's next? I loved it

This is a new game called Who Can Name It First? Buzz in with your names Mitch has a giant chocolate muffin in his gob Yeah, it's next? I loved it. This is a new game called Who Can Name It First? Buzz in with your names. Mitch has a giant chocolate muffin in his gob. Yeah, it's Pigwig. It is Pigwig. Yeah. Go fuck yourself, Pigwig. Thank you.

All right, first person to buzz in. All right, let's go. This is the first one for 12 points. Jenna. Rugrats. Correct. Holy shit. Well done.

I haven't even started yet. I thought he was doing a drum roll. Yes, that's what I get. I haven't even started yet. I thought he was doing a drum roll. Yeah, it sounds a lot like it. I used to play this on the marimba. Did you? Yeah. Really? You owned a marimba?

No, we had marimbas at Bogangate Public. We won many in Stedford. I'm sure you did. All right. Hello? I got another one. Ready? All right, this is for 13 points.

Are you ready? Jenna. Yeah? Zoe 101. Jesus. What's going on with you? I love Zoe 101 and Rugrats. Wow, the two that I just so happened to pick.

Have you ever? Ever felt like this? Oh, that's good. Why did I pick this game? I have to think. Jen, if we've got any leftovers, feel free to take it to your next meeting with the disgruntled dick curtains. Pissed off pickle haters.

Well done, everyone. No more more I forgot I can't remember any Alright Good game Good game guys We should go We should

We really could We really could Yeah we definitely could What I've been doing Because I'm a great mate Is whenever you're eating I keep talking I was like

Oh I'll pat out here Same No you have not There has been so many lulls When I'm a great mate, is whenever you're eating, I keep talking. I was like, oh, I'll pat out here. Same. No, you have not! There has been so many lulls when I'm enjoying my pigweed cupcake and you're just like... Did you fat fucks not leave me a cupcake? There's two there, cunt! Yeah, that's what I mean. A serving for me is two. Well, they're there.

Good. So you watch your attitude. Good. Alright, we will be back next week. Yep. Alright, watch your attitude. Good. All right. We will be back next week. Yep. All right. Thanks for listening. This has been Is It Just Me?

Five-star reviews, please. That'd be great. See you for episode 69. Have we decided what we're doing for 69? No. We've got to do something related, right? We have to. What does that mean?

We can all tell sex stories. Can we not do that? Yeah, that'd be awful. Yeah, that sounds boring. We could get the Mariska Haggerty stand in on. Can we? Who's going to make it happen? You're looking at me.

I'll be like, yeah, I'll chase that up. I'm going to say, yeah, chase up the Mariska Haggerty contact that I'm friends with. Yeah. Hope everyone's enjoyed Pig Week. It'll be back next May. Don't forget, Pig Week is the final week in May every year. Someone's going to have to remind us.

God, I've got such a sugar headache from that cupcake. Yeah, same. Really? Yeah. Still stuck in my mouth too. Yuck. No good.

Should we check your blood pressure one more time? Yeah, probably. Blood pressure. Pulsating. Have you ever... Oh, you're pulsating now. ...ever felt like this? All right, guys.

Yeah. Let's get out of here. Tell your feminist book club mates we said hi. What's it called, Jenna? I don't have a feminist book club. Oh, that's the name of it. It's called I Don't Have a Feminist Book Club. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

It's another book club. Yeah. Quick, how's fairy bread? What? You know, dumpling. Yeah. How did he go with the bet? Crumpet.

Crumpet, sorry. Have you met Janice Catt? No. He had delightful things, though. Yeah. Well, I hear things. Peter's beautiful. It's spelled P-I-T-A.

Oh. Sorry. Crumpet. All right, back hear things. Peter's beautiful. It's spelled P-I-T-A. Oh. Sorry. Crap it. All right, back next week. 69. We'll see you guys then. Goodbye, Mitchell.

Happy Pig Week again. Thank you. Wish me luck. See you then. Bye, Jenna. Bye. Good luck at PT. Thank you.

And hey, we'll see you next week when you're unemployed. Jenna, let's not let him in the building. Don't even think about it. Imagine that. We've got Mooshka Hagrity in here. Hagrity! You're not welcome! All right, see you next week, guys. Goodbye!

Bye!