Is It Just Me? - #69: TV Theme Songs... Continued

Episode Date: June 7, 2021

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P-Y-A. K as in kill. P-Y-E. K! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches.

What about me? Don't forget Chin-O. Who? Now, here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coon. Oh, yes it is. Hello, everyone. Hi, guys. Welcome to episode 69.

Oh, my God. Can you believe it? We've made it this far. I know. I hate 69s. Let's just be real. It's nobody's go-to. As in the sexual move 69? Yeah, and the number. It just puts me off. You've done the 69s. Let's just be real. It's nobody's go-to. As in the sexual move 69?

Yeah, and the number. It just puts me off. You've done the 69s, have you? Yeah, back in the heyday, I was 69ing all the time. Oh, God, yeah. I've never done it, but I don't... I'm in no rush, put it that way. It's easy for the lazy man. You just sort of have to lie down on your side.

Yeah, but I feel like it's multitasking to the extreme. It's like you can't pay attention to pleasuring your lover whilst you're also enjoying yourself. Yeah, it's also sensory overload. There's a lot going on. Yeah, that's what I mean. There's actually one of our colleagues that works in the newsroom. She loves a good 69 and her and her partner go for hours at a time.

I'd get so bored. I'd get so distracted. It's not, it doesn't sound appealing to me. Tipper's one stone, I guess. I mean, it's sort of, you know. No, I'd rather be the centre of attention for a while and then I'll make you the centre of attention and then we go about our days. Well, that's

all the sex talk you're getting this episode, you dirty mongrels. What is this sex music supposed to be? Sounds like an elevator. Sounds like Westpac waiting music. It does, actually. Val, I'll fit in the check and we'll be with you in a second. Sounds like Westpac waiting music. It does actually. They'll fit in the check and we'll be with you in a second. No, we need 350s. Our third wheel, Prize Keeper Jenna is here as always. Jenna, are you a fan of a 69?

No, I'm not quite a fan. No, but funnily we mentioned the number because Jenna, you have been born on 1949, 69 and 89. Yes. But today we are celebrating your birthday born in this lifetime. Happy birthday, Jenna. Happy birthday. Thank you.

I bet you thought we forgot again. Yeah, I did. We will never forget you. This is, of course. Yes. The soundtrack that you perished to. You were here. Yeah.

You were in the band, the Marching Brigade. Yep, the percussion group. The percussion that you would perish to, you were here. Yep. You were in the band, the marching brigade. Yep, the percussion group. The percussion group, yeah. Now we've got a few presents for you, Jenna. Thank you. Here we go. I've got you some cupcakes, obviously. As I always say, not that this is a hint,

it's not a birthday without some cake. Agreed. Yes, true. And these are the ones Mitch got me for my birthday. They're very good. I love Cupcake Factory. We've got a few gifts for you, Jenna. Here's one of them.

Here you go. Don't forget to read it out loud because this is a podcast. Read it out. Free learner's driver's lessons. Yes, it's a voucher for learner driver instructors. Really? Because it's about fucking time. This is really.

You got your license. Yeah, you are 127. You should learn to drive. Yeah. So am I really getting lessons? Yes. Guess who your instructors are. Really?

Us. It's us. Okay. So sometime soon on the show, we're going to take you out for a drive and record the whole thing. Okay. You've been slacking off. Mitch and I are both fully licensed drivers. We can supervise you. Sometime soon on the show, we're going to take you out for a drive and record the whole thing. You've been slacking off. Mitch and I are both fully licensed drivers.

We can supervise you. We can teach you how to drive legally. I've got one point, but that's beside the point. Congratulations. Thank you. I've also gone to my contacts in Los Angeles. As you know, I've got a little black book and I'm in and out. And I reached out to my friends at Universal Music who knew people at Universal

Pictures. And I got them to talk to one of their contacts who is PA of Miss Brie Larson. Your favourite actress. So we've got you a signed copy of Brie Larson's debut in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

It's a signed DVD with Brie Larson. It's a signed Brie Larson Captain Marvel. Actually, it's not Blu-ray. We couldn't get that. We can't afford it. I'm crying. Do you even have a DVD player? No, but it's her signature.

She's crying. Yeah. Hold it up. I can't believe that means so much to you, Jenny. You're crying. She's sobbing like a baby and on her birthday too. Yeah, sorry. The plan was to do it at the end of the show, but

we couldn't on your birthday. That contraceptive diaphragm, Sam, did that scribble. Yeah, he practiced on a post-it note. It looks like her signature. Yeah, we googled it and he traced it. It's her signature. I feel terrible. This was your fucking idea, Mitchell. No, it wasn't! It he traced it. It's her signature. I feel terrible.

This was your fucking idea, Mitchell. No, it wasn't. It was. Mitch looked at me because we were going to do it at the very end of the show, play the sting, but she got so excited. I was like, shit, you've got to tell an hour. I did reach out to my contacts and they replied, who are you? So I did try.

Anyway, you've got the DVD still. Yes, thank you for the DVD. Although if you tell people in your Brie Larson fan group chat, they're not going to deny it. It's a pretty convincing scribble. You also have the DVD, so we bought you that. Yes. One last gift, Jenna.

And I love Captain Marvel, so. One last gift to lighten things up a bit. I'm so sorry about that cruel prank. Here's your last present. Yay. Lucky lasts. Let's see. Very convincing signature.

What? What for? Enjoy. First response. Early result in-stream pregnancy test. Happy birthday, Jenna. Anyway, what's going on on the show? We're doing another Idjim Top 5 today.

It's actually a follow-up to last week. We had so many people DM and message us after our list of the best TV series intro songs of all time. What's this for? Oh my god, we got bombarded with messages from listeners who were like, you're all wrong. Apparently our top five TV show theme songs. I'm confused. Not a lot of people agreed, so we're doing a follow-up with listener suggestions.

These aren't ours. Okay, just quickly. What's, why? You never know when you need a pregnancy test. Good to have. That's really lovely. Put it in the glove box of the car that you're going to get after the lesson. Okay. So we have people sending voice messages, really.

Yep. And contraceptive diaphragm Sam will be decoding, or judging, I should say. Yeah. And he's actually able to bump our top five down. So it's now a top ten. So if one of the new suggestions is better than ours they can bump them down the rank the other people's podcast that's what they say who says that i just heard it on another show and i really like the branding contraceptive diaphragm sam is he hello hi hello

jenna was so upset with the signature so much we also sam's been in the bathroom we pinned it on you we said it was your idea yeah no no it definitely was he'll claim it uh if it's your first time listening, hello and welcome. Episode 69 of Is It Just Me? We're a couple of Mitches. If it's your first time listening, we start the show the same way every week with something we've noticed,

something we hate or appreciate. It's an Is It Just Me? The core of the show. I don't know Mitch's. Mitch doesn't know mine. And mine, I think I'll go first because it's top of mind. Yep, go for it.

I was in the car this morning and I've been really into true crime podcasts of late. Oh, okay. I've hooked on them because I've seen the car this morning and I've been really into true crime podcasts of late. Oh, okay. Like hooked on them because I've seen them on TikTok and then I like write them down and then I go listen and I do so much driving that it has inspired my idjim for the week. So if you don't mind, this episode 69, Jenna's birthday,

I'd like to begin. Is it just me or... Have you ever wondered what our podcast would sound like if it weren't in the improv slash comedy category? Well, like if we were serious journalists or whatever. Yeah. Because there's so many different genres of podcasts. And I'm doing a lot of driving at the moment, like I said. And I've just been listening to a wide array of shows.

And I thought, what would this. Because we don't really have a category. We're in improv, right? Yeah, that's a category, though. Is it? Yeah. We make this shit up every week, so it's pretty improv. Is there an improv chart?

Yeah, we're in the top five every week. Get fucked. Oh, there you go. Well, I was wondering, what would we sound like if we were, say, I don't know, a true crime podcast? Okay, I love true crime podcasts. I listen to so many true crime podcasts. Oh, I'm addicted true

crime is like scripted word for word yeah god i would wouldn't that be so tedious to put together like a one hour documentary i mean like podcasts like case file and stuff go for two hours and sometimes they're two-parted and they have credits at the end yes okay so what are you thinking we'd sound like i don't know okay so i've got the music. I'm just going to riff. And I think this is, I think this is what our podcast would sound like for a true crime. Two gay men. A 3000 year old woman.

This is, is it just me? A show for young misfits. Produced by Contraceptive Diaphragm Sound. Jenna B. Benson. Exclusively for the iHeartRadio Network. Good timing. Episode 69. It's just, that's the rhythm.

Yeah, it is. And I've got to say, I tried to get on board that. Remember when Teacher's Pet, that podcast, was really big? Oh, yes. Great. I lost interest to halfway through the series because I find it so hard to keep up with that sort of content. Yeah.

Soft soil. It's not for me. Soft soil. It's like where they're talking at you rather than with you. Yeah. Not into it. What about if we were a news podcast? Tonight on Is It Just Me, the top five TV show theme songs.

Will this theme song make the cut? Also in sport, Jenna. In sport. Oh, sorry. Some technical difficulties. There's always a very long fade out like this. Well, you are listening around to different styles of podcasts. I'm listening to many.

I love a good self-help. Hello and welcome to Is It Just Me? Here we guide you through the turmoil and the hardships of young adulthood. We laugh, we even cry, as we share in each other's joy and sadness. I'm your host, Mitchell Coombs. And I'm Mitchell Turey and this is Is It Just Me?

Periods. We all have them. How is that self-help. That's horrendous. What about this? G'day, boys. Happy birthday, Jenna, you big dog. Thank you. Boy, Jenna, you're going to get thrashed today to celebrate, huh? Of course. Yes.

Today we're talking. Go. Oh, you let a big one rip. Just like Timmy the other day training. Far out, reckon he's a poof dog Anyway I think we should stick to improv Yeah I'm liking where we're at now I think this is where we belong

So do I, alright You're ready Jim? Yeah let's do it Is it just me or Do you love a good empty phrase? Elaborate. Like when you say something that just means absolutely nothing. It's something I notice a lot of people in the country do.

Right. And it wasn't until last night that I realised that I'm now guilty of it. I've carried it with me. You know, you can take the boy out of the country. Right. So I was at this thing with a bunch of TikTok influencers. influencers and because it's fashion week there were all these beauty vloggers and stuff oh and don't get me wrong they were all lovely yes chatted to all of them they were lovely but let's not pretend we have anything in common and so i found myself falling back on a lot of

empty phrases that i've clearly picked up from all the farmers i was raised around this is great okay so one of them would be whinging to you about, oh, my brand deal with Ramalanda and blah, blah, blah. And I'd just be like, nah, well, that's just how it goes, I suppose. That is good. I've never used so many words to say absolutely nothing. Yeah, nothing was conveyed. I just kept falling back on those fucking empty phrases.

I was like, yeah, nah, that's it. My favourite is, yeah, yeah, well, you win some, you lose some. Yeah, nah, who knows? Who knows? Things happen for a reason. Yeah, they do, yeah. Yeah, what do you do? Who knows?

It sucks. One of my favourite ones, and this is a good one to use, if anyone's ever prying into your business and you just want to shut it down and tell them to butt out, you just go, oh, it's a whole thing. That is good. Which to me, that's actually, that's all I need to know. That basically tells you it's a long story and it will probably bore you. So if someone says to me, oh, it's a whole thing, I go,

run to that, I don't care. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. What can you do? Yeah, that's it. I love, you know, it happens to the best of us. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. What can you do? Yeah, that's it. I love, you know, it happens to the best of us.

Yeah, no. Which is also complimenting them, insinuating that you are one of the best. Too right. Too right. Too right. You're not wrong there. Hold on. What was the first one you said?

That's how it goes, I suppose. Okay, I'm going to tell you a positive and a negative and let's see if they work. Ready? Oh, sorry. I was like, my grand my, my grand past. Yeah. It's a bit like that sometimes. Grand dying.

Yeah. What about something really positive? Yeah. And then I was so shocked that Lukey got on his knee and he proposed to me in Santorini. Oh yeah. Well, who knows? You know, what do you do? Who knows?

Who knows? Those ones, those ones kind of prove I'm not really listening. Yeah, I think so. Is it just me? As Helen Keller once said, this podcast is fucking dope. You're listening to Is It Just Me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Yes, don't forget it's Prizekeeper Jenna's birthday.

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Oh, it's disgusting. What is it? Please explain. Oh, spit it out! The vaping's gotten a bit out of hand. I knew it? Please explain. Oh, spit it out! The vaping's gotten a bit out of hand. I'm trying to quit. He's on nicotine gum. Yeah, by the way, I didn't know this, but you don't chew nicotine gum. What?

You put it in your mouth, chew it a couple of times, and then you just sit it on your gums, like, you know, behind your teeth. Oh, like it bleeds in? Yeah, and so that's why I coughed this thing, because it slipped down the back of my throat. I remember my maths teacher in year nine was addicted to nicotine gum. Who was?

Which is possibly a better addiction than vaping or smoking. Yes. Tell everyone what your doctor said to you, what their advice was. Oh, my God. I went to a GP this morning for something completely unrelated. But I said to her while I was there, hey, by the way, what would be your advice to

someone who doesn't want to become a nicotine addict but is probably on the borderline because i've just been vaping it's the first thing i do when i wake up and the last thing i do when i go to bed it's gotten way too much and so she goes just for context she's like rough like i couldn't believe she was a gp she looked like dot wigginsins. No, more like a Sherrilyn Barnes, like a Captain Kim character. She looks like, I don't know, Dawn French when she's 100. Yes. And so she was a bit of a house-o-looking lady. And I said to her, what would your advice be to, like,

not get hooked on nicotine? And she goes, put your smokes outside. People don't like going out in the cold to smoke in winter. Isn't that ridiculous? And I was like, okay, not cigarettes, vapes. And she goes, nah, well, get a flavour that you don't like. That'll be an incentive not to smoke. I was like, did you go to fucking uni for this?

And then she goes, or you can try a nicotine gum. I was like, great. I'll do that. That's just advice. That's not medical. No, no. Put them outside. Quick question.

Does the gum have a flavour? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it just tastes like normal mint gum, which is why it's weird that I'm not allowed to chew it. It. Put them outside. Quick question. Does the gum have a flavour? Oh, yeah. It just tastes like normal mint gum, which is why it's weird that I'm not allowed to chew it. It's just sitting there. Are the cravings being hit? Yeah, actually I don't feel like a vape at all. That's working good. Also, what is a flavour you don't like? A vape? I don't know. I have seen on one website there was jungle juice flavoured

vape and I'm like, that is disgusting. No! Can you imagine inhaling amyl? You'd be walking around all day with a loose butth disgusting. No! Can you imagine inhaling amyl? You'd be walking around all day with a loose butthole. No, thank you! Maybe I should get one. Take the doctor's advice. Alright, are we ready for the updated, revised IJM Top 5?

Yes, we are. IJM Top 5. So if you were listening last week, we did a Top 5 TV show theme songs of all time. Yes. And never before in the history of this podcast have we gotten such an enormous amount of feedback. People did not agree with our picks. Oh, my God. Our secret Facebook group that's not really that so secret

in True Idiots was flooded with requests. And we should do a quick reminder that this was number one. SVU. Oh. Contraceptive diaphragm, Sam, you're going to have to come back in here. We need you again. I stand by quite firmly what I chose. Just get in here, okay?

Well, what we're doing is we've turned it from an IJM top five to an IJM top ten. We've got five suggestions from listeners. And if one of them does actually surpass the quality of the ones we've got up there already, we will be bumped down. They'll be bumped down. So, like, for example, Kath and Kim is now in fourth place. It could end up in tenth or something. So, we've got Law and Order in first, followed by Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, Kath and Kim,

and McLeod's Daughters. And they were your rankings, Sam. Yeah. Based off what we put forward. Sam is in full control. And I have to admit, if I do have the off what we put forward. Sam is in full control. And I have to admit, if I do have the chance to put McLeod's daughters a little bit further down, I think it's going to happen. It's my birthday and you're making it worse. First you do the Brie Larson thing.

Yeah, be nice to Jenna. Yeah, that was all you, Sam. That's so me. You know what? We actually thought that it was real. We didn't know. Until Sam texted us and said it's fake. All right, this first suggestion comes from an old friend of the show.

Oh, hi, Darls. Yeah, good, thanks. Listen, it's Jenny here from TikTok, and I've got a little bit of a boof about your top five theme songs from last week. And, listen, I'm just a little bit upset that you had the audacity to leave MASH off your list. Now, to your listeners now who are going, oh, what's MASH?

Don't, just don't. No, Google it. Google it, YouTube, and listen to that theme song and tell me it's not the fucking best one ever. Wow, I just picture her behind a kitchen table whenever she speaks now. It's a pretty solid suggestion, though. It's a very, I've never watched the show, but the theme song, I do like it. It's very melancholy. Have a listen.

Yeah, see, it does make me feel a bit nostalgic, even though I've never watched the show. It's always on in the background, like mum and dad would watch it. I think it was on after school. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah.

She knows this is a podcast for young people. This is doing nothing for me. Oh, no, it's good. Well, what do you think, Sam? I feel like it's the most 1970s thing that has ever been written. Well, look, can I tell you, I've always liked the theme song, but last week, Mitch, I was doing our Sunday night Instagram Live without you. Yes, I was on location, yeah.

And once again, we got hammered with comments about TV show theme songs that should have been on the list without even listening to our list. And one person pointed out that the MASH theme song originally has lyrics to it and there's quite a dark meaning behind it. So this kind of changed the song for me. The actual song is called Suicide is Painless. Oh, my God. Really?

That's not good. How the song came about was originally MASH was a movie, right? And then they turned it into a TV series. But in the movie version, one of the characters was saying that he's feeling a bit suey and everyone around him was saying, oh, you're just bunging it on. And so as a joke, they threw him a last supper and they all sang Suicide is Painless to him. Oh my God. Great party.

And so when they ended up turning MASH into a TV show, they liked the song but they were like, oh, the lyrics are a bit dark so we'll just keep the instrumental. But this was the original. Oh, my God. I realise and I can see That suicide is painless I don't like it.

No. It brings on many changes No, that's not good at all. No. And I can take or leave it If I please 131114 is Lifeline, by the way. Yeah, so bear that in mind, Sam.

Oh, my God. Okay. Don't tell us your rating yet. All right, okay, all right. We have another suggestion coming in Is that right? Yes So this one comes from Emily Hey guys

It's Emily from Merbot And the best TV theme song of all time is Doctor Who Yes Pretty good Oh see Immediately This has got me in the feels

Tuesdays on ABC when I was a kid. Yeah. You're British. I've never seen this, so I don't know. Here's the good thing. Oh, yeah. This is another one where I never watched the show, but you can't deny it's a good fucking theme song.

It's a good theme song, but like Jenna, I don't have any emotional connections. I've never seen it. Remember, we're fucking theme song. It's a good theme song, but like Jenna, I don't have any emotional connections. I've never seen it. Remember, we're removing sentimental attachments. It's the song. Okay, let's go back up. Go back up. It's fucking long.

Yeah, it is a bit. I think this is the extended version. You're welcome to cut it off at any point. We'll just fade it down. The thing that gets me about Doctor Who is that there's quite like you, you've got many Doctors. There's just so many. And it's like they've always cast new Doctors.

And some of them are better than others. Yeah. And also there's no women, is that right? Yeah, isn't the recent one female? Yeah, there was a recent female Doctor Who. So the idea is that he's supposed to be this one character that keeps transforming over time. So he's just had a sex change.

Oh, good for him. I mean, sure. Good for them. All right, well, that's it, Doctor Who. The next one, Jenna, you're going to love this. This person's actually backing you up. Oh, my gosh. Hey, guys, it's Maddie from Brisbane,

and I can't believe you guys just left Jenna hanging like that. The best TV show theme song is 100% the ER theme song. Yes! Thank you! You know, after this last week, right, I was so depressed about it, I googled ER best theme song of all time, and there were other people who agreed with me. There were a lot of articles.

Oh, it's very 80s. Can you just all shut up? And it wasn't even made in the 80s. That's an issue then, isn't it? It feels like the main menu music on a fighting PlayStation game. No, just stop. Here, it gets better here. Does it?

It sounds like Christmas Day, you've just got Wii Sports. Yeah. Or Tekken. Tekken. See, it doesn't really go anywhere. It doesn't build. That's terrible. It's not.

Please. I've never even watched the show, but that't really go anywhere. It doesn't build. That's terrible. It's not. Please. I've never even watched the show, but that opener is very good. None of these have got me so far, to be honest. None. I think the first two were solid theme songs, even though I didn't watch the show. But we've got two more to go, don't forget. Here you are.

This next one comes from Ali. G'day, guys. It's Ali from Wollongong here. Just following up from my written formal complaint and trying to decipher whose decision it could have possibly been to not include the Lizzie McGuire theme song into your so-called top five list. I would argue it was an integral part of all our childhoods.

No, I agree. And to say I'm disappointed is a severe understatement. Right. Please do better in future. Absolutely. Someone was a third speaker in high school. This is it. Oh, see, this is great.

Yeah, I like this. We've got a picture perfect plan. We've got a picture perfect plan We've got the rules Cause we only do the best we can And sometimes we make it And sometimes we fake it It's just so Disney, I can't The big balloons

Once they're close to each and every day We'll figure it out on the way The big bloopers Oh see that's Right I hope Lizzie fucked Gordo in the end Oh no they did Absolutely What about how they cancelled The Lizzie McGuire remake Because

What's her name again Hilary Duff Was arguing with the directors About whether Lizzie As a character Is allowed to be a filthy bitch She goes I'm 30 I'm probably riding Every dick in New York And they're like And Hilary Duff was arguing with the directors about whether Lizzie as a character is allowed to be a filthy bitch. She goes, I'm 30.

I'm probably riding every dick in New York. Because they wanted it to be. No, we're Disney. Yeah, they wanted it to be Disney. And she's like, no, Lizzie is not Disney anymore. Yeah, and they got rid of that Love, Simon spin off because they were like, gay? No, thank you. Well, it's just nice to know that Hilary Duff intends for Lizzie McGuire to be a skank. So we can all rest easy knowing that.

Love that. And one last suggestion from Rebecca. Hey, guys. It's Rebecca from Bunbury. I reckon the best TV theme song ever would have to be the Pokemon theme song. Good one. Good one. Yes.

I can't believe I never thought of this myself. This is brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant. I want to be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is

my real test. To train them is my cause. Oh, there's a second verse. So quiet. Bam, bam, bam, bam. To understand the power that's inside. So quiet. On the late dinner. On the late dinner.

Yeah, she's it. Pokemon. Gotta catch em all. Our hearts hold true. Our courage will follow through. You teach me and I'll teach you. Pokemon. Gotta catch em all. Pokemon. Wow.

That does slap, I won't lie. It's so strong. That is a good one. It's for every gender. I also feel that the team rock it, just their little intro whenever they rock up in a scene. Yeah. That's pretty iconic, even though it's not a theme song. James just died, like, the last couple weeks.

What? Oh, what? The actor that plays James, yeah. He's animated. No. No, the voice actor. Oh, really? Yeah, like what, the pencil snapped when they were drawing him?

They can't draw him again? Also, James was so gay. Yeah. Yes. They were Sharpay and Ryan before Sharpay and Ryan. Were they brother and sister? Was that meant to be the bit? Yeah.

Or just fag-hagging? No, I'm pretty sure they were brother and sister. I'm not sure. Jessie and James. I always thought they were fucking. Well, she was pegging him. I also shipped Brock and Misty Hart. Yeah.

Brock was hot. Ash was cute, too. So I was like, Pikachu, I'd do Pikachu also shipped Brock and Misty Hart. Yeah. Brock was hot. Ash was cute too. So I was playing Pikachu. I'd do Pikachu. Oh, he's 10. Huh? He's 10. Pikachu?

No, Ash. Oh, not anymore. He's about 50. Yeah. I think Jigglypuff's a Jigglypuff. I was going to say. No. Jigglypuff.

Jigglypuff. Jiggly. Jigglypuff. Oh, did you do the voice for that? Do you remember? Do you remember? Dito. Who was you remember? Dito. Who was that one?

Dito. Remember Diglett? They just looked like a poo coming out of a butthole. And then there was like Dig Trio. There were three of them. I'm like, me after a coffee. Charizard, Charmander. Oh, it's all flooding back.

Charmander. Anyway, where do these sit, Sam? Right, okay. We're here. If you even think about moving Law and Order... Look, it's such a difficult thing because not only do I have to decide between these absolute masterpieces...

And you're holding ER while you say that. Yes, I agree. Okay, well, that can just go. He's got the TV logos. He's going to slap them on the whiteboard. Yeah. I think the first thing that has to happen... No, don't you dare move that.

Because of how strong the lineup has become. Don't you dare. I will be removing Law and Order from number one. Oh, wow. Oh, that is. If you do that, it'll be the last thing you do. Oh, what a threat. And also replacing it at number two because that is where it deserves to be.

So we have a new number one. Imagine if we just had a real change of heart about Captain Kim. Put that in number one. Now, Game of Thrones, I still have in my hand, and that's going to have to go down at number eight. What? Jesus! How did it go from two to eight?

Because I've had time to think about it. Bullshit. We actually had people in our Facebook group saying that they skipped that section of the podcast because they were like, meh. Bullshit. No. They did. Just because you're re-watching it doesn't mean that you're not.

Yeah, very true. And I'm kind of over it. I'm not. It plateaus. Number three, unfortunately, 30 Rock also has to take a few steps down the ladder. So you're- Purely just because, again, we've had some real bangers. Sam, you're just discrediting your own work.

30 Rock now at number six. No, he's discovered new evidence. And an important thing that just has to happen because it really needs to just plummet. Yeah, we get it. You don't like McLeod stories. Diane, I was going. You know, it's my birthday. And if Jenna hadn't suffered enough today.

Yeah, well, number 10 is where it sits. Fair, fair, fair. Rebecca Lavelli would be furious. Which also means that, naturally, at number nine, E.R. Jenna's two favourites are at the bottom. Not a good day to be Jenna. Look, it just sounds like a VHS that we all were forced to watch in science that they've had since 1992.

I agree. Oh, it does, doesn't it? It really does. You know when it kind of, of like is slow to start up, so it goes... Like the sound needs a couple seconds to warm up. None of you have any taste. Which leaves me now with another terrible choice.

Kath and Kim is actually overall, in the grand scheme of things, going up. Really? What? How? By going to number seven. Going from three to seven is not going up, Clown. No, but in the grand scheme of things, going up. Really? What? How? Oh, that's bullshit. By going to number seven. Going from three to seven is not going up, Clown. No, but in the grand scheme of things, it's higher up in scale with the extra ones.

It's less close to the bottom. I get what you're saying. You're disgusting. Well, I know that, but... So, I've run out of blue tack. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Just lick it.

No, but there were dots, so just grab a dot off one of the others. Oh. Me? No. No dot. I have in my hand Lizzie McGuire. Oh, put it down. She's underage.

Not anymore, according to this thing. No, yeah, true. She'd fuck Sam. Oh, my God, Sam would totally be cast in, like, The Bad Boy. Yeah. He'd be the one that lives above her because they're on the beach in Venice in LA. Yeah and he lives above and surfs every day doesn't have a job has that hair and she rides him every night yeah but the thing is that i i keep saying to her all the time you know gordo i he seems like such a good friend and i don't know maybe he has feelings for you oh so you're a good guy but you really want to stab one up her, obviously. Oh, no, I have repeatedly. Oh, you'd also top Godot.

Yeah. Okay, where's she going? Sorry, sorry. Number three, number three is Lizzie McGuire. Wow. Three. That's a good, no, I back that. Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Oh. It really hurts me as well. And this proves that I'm being completely objective here because Doctor Who, my childhood obsession, is sitting at number four. Ten. Wow. Okay, so we're down to the last two.

So currently we have number ten. This is going in reverse. Number ten. Oh, shit. You know what I forgot about? What? MASH.

Oh. Oh, Christ. Does this change everything? It changes everything. Does that mean everything gets bumped up? Yeah, everything gets bumped up. Okay.

Can't believe. A suicide song is above ER and Cloud's daughters. And you know what? That's where it belongs. Okay, we suicide song is above ER and Cloud's Daughters. And you know what? That's where it belongs. Okay. We ready for this? On my birthday.

Now, those of you who have been keeping up with this complete mess may have discovered that sitting now at number one is the Pokemon theme song. Wow. Wow. Fair. Fair. I don't think it belongs there over Law and Order. What?

No. Does that mean this is our current final list? We've got number 10, McLeod's Daughters. Number 9, ER. Number 8, MASH. 7, Kath and Kim. 6, Game of Thrones. 5, 30 Rock. 4, Doctor Who.

3, Lizzie McGuire. 2, Law and Order. And number 1, Pokemon. Locked in? I think so. Ah, there we go. That was your cue to play Pokemon, that it's okay. Oh, so one, Pokemon. Locked in? I think so. Ah, there we go. That was your cue to play Pokemon, that it's okay. Oh, so sorry, everybody.

That's my cue to play. Oh, that guitar. Wow. Just so much power. And the vocals. No, I do agree. It's good. Hang on.

Can I treat this like the court of law? Yeah. And I'm going to appeal. Listen to SVU one more time just to make sure it's not the number one. Okay. Because I think you're making a dumb decision. Oh, look, it's already lost. Fuck you.

Billy! It's Pokemon. That's Pokemon. Yeah. No, it's that immediate, immediate guitar and the drums. You couldn't go past that. No amount of oboe. I'll play Devil's Advocate.

What about? Yes. Yes, please. Come on. It'll take some time to find your heart and come back home. You could walk for miles across every river And find you're not alone Cos I'll be there I'll be there

Then when you balance it out with this, Sam You've got this beating it Oh, don't Yeah, did any of us sing along to this? It doesn't have any lyrics, so no. It's a medical drama. Oh, well, shit. Okay.

All right. Because it's your birthday. Move them up. Well, that's something. Move them above the match. That's some closure. Move it above Suicide Song. Oh, you know what?

I feel like it does deserve to go above the Suicide Song. Thank you. Okay, wow. I feel like you're easily persuaded. You need to lock this in. Excuse me. You know this number two is still there? Guys, I wish you could see.

No, no. Move E-R-R. There we go. It's settled. So number one, Pokemon. Yeah. Sorry. Now, if you're going to send in suggestions, don't.

I'm not interested. No. I don't want any more appeals. Oh, why didn't you put on fucking goosebumps? Because it's shit. This could go on forever. It's very subjective, guys. It could just become our podcast. Also, we're an entertainment

show. We don't really give a fuck. I do. Oh, I do, but I'm not losing sleep over it. No, but also if any of you like the ER theme song, please support me. Just message Jenna. I feel like, Sam, you should lose sleep over this because I've learnt a thing or two about maiming and attacking victims from watching SVU.

So you watch your back, bitch. I will get revenge for this. I was watching you the other night and they've gotten so savvy. You know when they're cold open? So it's the scene before they play the very dramatic... And it was a little girl sitting on the couch and she was on her iPad. On Snapchat. And the dad came

over and some man was grooming her for photos. That was the plot. But the dad was like, we need to get her off Snapchat. Something bad's gonna happen. Wow, I haven't made it that far yet. I'm still on season 12, which was like 2011 or something. So I've gotta catch up. People are still being choked by the cords of phones at that point. Thanks for

listening to the show. Episode 69. Happy birthday, Jenna, once again. Thank you. What are you doing to celebrate? You doing anything? No. I'm depressed because of Sam. Yeah, that was rough, Sam. That's pretty fair. Well, happy birthday, Jenna. I'm getting teary again. Hope Belvita Breakfast Biscuit has you something at home.

Who? Oh, Crumpet. Sorry. Oh, the cat. Sorry, the cat. Sorry. Yeah, I've got news. What?

So, I was fostering Crumpet. Yeah. And Crumpet's gone. I'm very upset about this. Crumpet went to his forever home. Jenna! What? What?

Yes. You didn't tell us this. Yes, because I'm telling you now. What happened? It just happened this week. So now I have another cat and I adopted her. Oh! Wait, Crumpet's dead.

No! Crumpet's alive. You said forever home. Yeah. That sounds very much like the land of Nod. Yeah, like the rainbow cat park. No, I was fostering him. Right.

Oh, you never told us that. Jenna, that's such important information. It was never your cat. You were just the fucking babysitter before someone adopted him. No, because I was going to adopt him because the other people weren't sure and then they came back and said yes, they would. But I have adopted a cat. You need to work on your phrasing, darling.

That was awful. I really thought your cat was dead. No. We also almost bought Crumpet a custom collar. I know. Thank God we didn't waste our money. Thank God we didn't get that gift. Oh, no, but I would have given it to its new owner.

Who's the new one? My new cat. Okay. What's its name? She's very cute. Yeah. Her name's Connie. Connie? Yes.

Oh, Vans. That's a beautiful name. I'm like, no. So when did you meet the doctor? Oh. Don't. Connie. She's very cute.

And she's had babies and she's just turned one. So she's got stumpy legs like Isabella. Oh. A one-year-old Reebok. I'm still recovering from the news that Crumpet's dead but isn't. Crumpet isn't. Jenna, when you say forever home, that is what people say to kids when their cat dies.

No, they don't. It's the forever home. Well, that's what I thought your home was because you never said you were fostering it. I thought it was permanent. So when you said he's gone to his forever home, I was like, he's fucking carked it on it. No.

So yours was just the for now. He's gone to his for never. No, when I was giving him to his new owner, I was crying so much. So please don't bring this on my birthday. No, we wouldn't. We miss Crumpet. Why did you bring this up now? Because I wanted

to bring it up because of Crumpet. We hang out though. You could have told us. You don't work here anymore. We had a whole conversation about your pet. I thought it was Crumpet the entire time. No, I was talking about Connie. Well, happy birthday. I hope you and Connie have a great day.

Yeah. Thank you. You and Birkenstock. Look at Connie in my bath. Show me. Oh, is that Haviana, is it? Oh, look at the lug. Looks like Isabella in a weird way.

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Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app. Or follow on Spotify. Welcome to ADD Brief. This is our secret segment on the end. Hopefully most people aren't listening anymore. Only our favourites are sticking around. Yeah.

For the loosey-goosey shit. We just keep talking on the end. That's us. Yeah. Welcome. What a bombshell from Jenna. I'm truly shocked. I'll give you regular updates because I'm in touch with the owner.

Good, good. I don't care that much. No'm in touch with the owner. Good, good. I don't care that much. No, but look at this. Look at Connie here right now. Isn't she cute? Oh, is this a live stream? Yeah. Show me.

Oh, she's just sitting and watching. Hey, Connie. Look at her. Oh, this one's not deaf. No. Hey, puss. Don't. Come here, you fucking rat.

Don't. You're scaring her. I love you. Get here, you fucking rat. Don't. You're scaring her. I love you. Get out. I love you. Shoo. I love you. Do you remember last year we got celebrity and Aussie icon Daryl Braithwaite to record this for Jenna?

Hi, this is Daryl Braithwaite here wanting to say happy birthday to Groundkeeper Jenna. I assume your name is Ground. That's a really nice name to Groundkeeper Jenna. I assume your name is Ground. That's a really nice name, Groundkeeper Jenna. Anyway, happy birthday from Daryl of Caulfield. That is so unhinged. That was a great gif. The fact that it's on clearly a landline phone.

Hi, this is Daryl Bracewhite here. I still stand by the landline phone. The quality is so much better. It's true. The quality is better. Did you guys ever, well, I don't know if this was just me, but did you guys answer the phone with,

hello, Mitchell speaking? Yeah. No, it was hello, this is Mitchell, which is really hard to say with a lisp. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of S's close to each other. Hello, this is Mitchell.

Mine was, hello, Mitchell speaking. No worries. Mom, it's Nick. That was it. Every time. Also, we would Mitchell speaking. No worries. Mom, it's Nick. That was it, every time. Also, we would run to answer the phone. You would hear it ring and you would throw the Nintendo and you'd bolt. You would think the world would implode if someone missed that call. Now I just watch it ring out.

Can't be that important. And I haven't got a voicemail in years. But you used to live by the voicemail. Mom would come home with the groceries on every finger like she's the bloody contortionist. And then she'd tap the play button and then four new messages. Number one. And that would just read them out.

Yeah. That was so fun. We never had voicemail. You didn't have voicemail? No. Really? What about, what is that Telstra 101 thing where you'd get the voicemail but you'd have to dial to it?

Yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. I got that. No one used to do it. Oi, you know how we have our current clothes and music that we play at the end of every show? Yeah. I have an idea to pitch to the team.

Oh, okay. So play our current clothes and music. We talk over this. When the show ends, it's a bit of royalty-free music. Yeah. It's iconic, though. Of course, but I've found something that I think we should use only for the end of AD Debrief.

The suckers that listen to the main show still get this shit. Yeah. But I found a song the other day that I think is really uplifting. And so we'll leave all our favourite listeners who listen to the end on a positive note. Right. So I've put it on your bullshit over there. There's a grab.

It says AOK Closer. Oh, yeah, it does. So that is a song by fuck i remember who but but i saw it on tiktok and what he said in the song before it started playing was if you listen to this i just want this song to make you feel two percent better today that's all and i listened and i felt way more than 2% better So play it I think it's such a nice note to end on It's called A-OK Well this is nice

And we'd sort of talk at this part right Thanks for listening guys 69 it was a good ep Sam was here Yeah we'll catch you next week See you guys Living in this big blue world With my head up in outer space

It's like our show song I know I'll be A-OK I know I'll be A-O-A-O-K I know I'll be A-O-A-O-K When I see trouble come my way I'll be making lemonade I know I'll be A-O-A-O-K I know I'll be A-O-A-O-K See what I mean?

Yeah, this is fun. I like it. I like this. It's a nice positive note to end on. We should steal his catchphrase too and be like, guys, we hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. We really need to pay him some cash then if we're stealing all his gear. I wish I could remember the artist's name.

I just found it. Ty Verdes. Oh, my God. I've interviewed Ty Verdes. I know him. We know each other. Oh, then. Yeah, I know him We know each other Yeah Oh then Yeah I know Ty

Turn this song up Yeah sorry And then eventually It would just fade out This is how we end the show Yeah that's nice Turn this bit up Ah

Ah A-OK Look on me Ah Ah A-OK Look on me Ah Ah A-OK Shhh Girl' be A-A-A-okay You gon' be A-A-A-okay

Livin' in this big blue world With my head up in outer space I know I'll be A-O-A-okay I know I'll be A-O-A-okay When I see trouble come my way I'll be makin' lemonade I know I'll be A-O-A-okay I know I'll be making lemonade I don't want to be See, it's a vibe

And then just let it fade It just fades out I like it Don't talk over the fade out I'm trying to get the I'm trying to get the An impression of what it's like You know

And then our favourite listeners Go off into their day feeling a little bit better. I don't give a fuck about the early listeners. They can get the ball and play. We only want to boost the mood of our faves. Well, I know, Ty. Why don't I try and get him on the show and we could get his blessing? I don't know if we should bring it to his attention. Can you maybe do...

How do you speak to him? Well, we did message on Instagram, but I've just checked and he has since it to his attention. Can you maybe do... How do you speak to him? Well, we did message on Instagram, but I've just checked and he has since unfollowed me. Oh, shit. Yeah, maybe I was rude in the interview. Yeah. I can reach out to his label.

I've got the label connections. So let me reach to that. Maybe get permission to use the song because I was just going to pull a sneaky and suggest we play it. I like it. You know what? I would like some suggestions. Like, I'm open to suggestions.

What's wrong with that suggestion? The song is nice. The song is beautiful. But a show song is huge. It's exactly like the theme songs that we played today. Yeah, like you know how John Laws has got the song that he ends his show with every day. Yeah, what's it called? A Little Less of Me. Or Less of Me.

So John Laws ends his show every day by being like Oh, that's all we've got Yeah, that's it Well, it is that I must leave you now I do hope that you all be kind to one another And then he fades the song out Let me be a little kinder Let me be a little kinder. Let me be a little

kinder. Definitely catering to his demographic. Yeah. So we shan't be using that song, but I like our one. Well, I end my show with a song every night. Oh, that's right. I end it with this. And I'll wrap up. I'll say thanks for listening. I'll see you tomorrow night.

Jessie J will be hanging out Talking about her new hip piercing Plus we've got tickets to Phineas and Ferb Take New York City And I'll see you then And this starts because it's at midnight It starts everyone's day off with a high Does it?

Yeah Because it's fun Pussycat, pussy cat. I've got hours and lots of hours to spend with you. It's not a bad vibe, but what's uplifting about pussy cat? Because it's funny. Yeah, but our one, you listen to the lyrics. Listen, put ours on again.

In fact, if we've learnt anything, it's that our listener suggestions are shit. From this top five, if we've not learnt anything. Freddie, thanks for listening, guys. We'll catch you back next week. See you, everyone. Bye. Living in this big blue world With my head up in outer space

I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K It's nice. I hope our podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. Sounds like we're actually turning into a self-help podcast. Yeah, a little bit. And? Well, I like it to end, but I want options.

I just want, here's what I want. I want people to send in songs that they think could be our show song. Don't. And then next week on the show, we will decide. Come on. Yeah, I like that. Because we can't just next week on the show, we will decide. Come on. Yeah, I like that. Because we can't just pick it on the spot. Send in your songs.

Everyone listening now, DM us your songs. And if they're all shit, then we can just go back to our own. We'll do it in the Endurant Idiots group. Don't DM us. Why? We won't see it there.

We'll put it in the group. Alright, alright. Put this in the Endurant. If you're not in the Endurant Idiots, it's our secret Facebook group for the ultra fans. I don't like this, but but who says the world is blue? My head's down south.

You're just salty because he unfollowed you on Instagram. You bastard. What's his name again? Ty Verdes. Ty what? Ty Verdes. Guys, I was so sick the last couple of days. You still sound a bit off.

I am a bit off. Listen to me. This is just my exhale. Ready? Oh, you're putting that on. That sounded like that garden in Harry Potter. With all the screaming pot plants What are they again? They pull them out?

Yeah That's an awful scene What are they called? Hagrid Hidden Bottoms or something No They've got a weird name McGonagargoyles McGonagoyles

Potterpuffters What are they called? Diagonus I have to look it up now Harry Harry Potter Screaming Plant Harry Potter's. What are they called? I have to look it up now. Harry Potter Screaming Plant. Harry Potter Screaming Bush. Here we go.

The Man... Mandrake. Yeah, Mandrake. Oh, yeah, but the... Yeah, Mandrake. Also known as... Mandrake. Mandrake. Oh.

That's what my GP was like. We pop mandrakes. Who here can tell me the properties of the mandrake root? Yes, Miss Granger. Hermione. Mandrake or mandragora is used to return those who've been petrified to their original form. Shut up. Oh, they're putting the headphones on.

Here we go. Remember this? Yeah. Oh, no good. No, it's worse when they all do it. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Yuck.

That's horrific. Can I show you a Harry Potter scene that for no reason whatsoever sprung to mind the other day? And I just got chills thinking about it. So I looked it up and it gave me chills again. Tell me. If I play it, you can't find a way to talk over it. Okay.

It was the moment we all realised that Professor McGonagall is the baddest bitch of Hogwarts. Oh, is this when she fights Snape in the hall? No, it's after that. Okay. It's when she does that spell that turns all the bloody statues on the wall into real life yards. Yes! And then she goes, I've always wanted to do that spell.

Yeah. I'm finding it. Here, here. I've written Harry Potter McGonagall. Protects Hogwarts. Yeah. Yeah, do that. Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries!

This is it. You've actually given us permission to do this. That is correct. So when she does the spell, that's when we all have to shut up because I want to hear the music. That's what makes it okay. You do realise, of course, he can't keep out you-know-who indefinitely. That doesn't mean we can't delay him.

And his name is Voldemort. Silius, you might as well use it. He's going to try to kill you either way. Hugo. Pier Totem Locomotor! Ultim Locomotor! Those are the fucking things jumping off becoming real life statues that are actually going to fight. Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries! Protect us!

Do your duty to our school. I've always wanted to use that spell. Oh. Yeah, and then the midget walks out. They start making a big dome over Hogwarts like the Simpsons movie. Harry's a dog. So many people died for him. Yeah.

Yeah. One of the Ranger twins. No good. The dad, didn't the dad die? Or the mum? Both his parents are dead from the beginning. Yeah. Both of Harry's parents. No, Ron.

Ron. No, none of his parents died. Just his brother. Look at them. Did I ever tell you about the time that I went to the Harry Potter world and I was too fat to go on the Gryffindor ride? I think you've mentioned it, yeah. And they stayed in character.

So I sat on the chair, which is like a gargoyle that straps you in. And it's a conveyor belt that doesn't stop moving like an escalator, but it's really slow. So you walk on and then you sit down. But you've got about 45 seconds to get buckled in before it starts. So I get in at the front and it's walking

and they're like, Welcome to Hufflepuff. Take your seat, wizard. So then I walk up and then I take a seat. And then the clamp won't go down. And they were like, we need to give you a snifflepuff potion. And I was like, oh, oh. And then it was moving.

And we were like halfway now. And Hayden's like, pull it tighter. I'm like, I'm trying. He's like, breathe in, lizard. So I was like, we need a three clickers. And I was like, oh, it's only getting two. He's like, breathe in. We need one more. And then we're about to end.

And then he goes, sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the ride, please, sir. I was like, what? A completely broke character. No. Puts me off. And I'm like, Hayden's like, oh, get off.'s like oh get off my no you go on and then he takes me to the backstage area he's like you must go down the chamber of potions i was like oh okay he opens the door it's like the exits down there take a left you can go through the kitchen and it was this it was harry potter world it was a brick a brick sandstone door that i opened and then on the inside it was just like a white hallway.

It was so awful. You know what you should have done? Yeah. A bit of Laconum and Flamore. Set the whole joint on fire. Oh, should I? Just for revenge. No, I'll get them in the lawsuit at my lawyer.

I'll sue them. I'll sue them. They'll be sued. That was really embarrassing, and I waited an hour and a half Then I bought a sorting hat And left it in the hotel A sorting hat They're feral Why'd you buy that?

It was animatronic It moved You pressed it And it would go What would you ever do With a sorting hat? From my shelf at home It went

And I wanted it from my shelf at home. It went, zzz, zzz, zzz. Home! And I wanted it. I bought it. For how much? It was, like, 50 US. Which is what? 120 bucks.

It was great. It was brown felt. And? I also wanted to buy a golden snitch for about 300 US. Yeah, and I saw those. Hayden wouldn't let me. No, you can't. He's like, have you seen the films?

I was like, once. I wanted a snitch. Why? Because it was so golden and shiny. Mitch's snitch. Mitch's snitch. Yeah. But I didn't get it.

It was so degrading. The only ride I could go on was Hagrid's Adventure. Which one was that? You're on his motorbike flying around his bush house. That's a good one, though. So boring. And what's that bird? The pigrid or whatever it's called.

Pigrid. Buckbeak. What did you just say? Buckbeak. You said buttmeat. No. Not on the air. It's not pigrid.

I can assure you. Pigrid. Pigrid. Buttbeak. Buck's not Pingred. I can assure you of that. Pingred. Pingred. Buttbeak. Buckbeak. Buckbeak. Buckbeak. So you're flying.

Buckbeak. The weirdest part about Hagrid's ride is that they've got like speakers throughout. So it sounds like he's behind you the whole time, but he's not. So like, let's go, me. But it's so quiet. He's like, watch out. Fuckface is coming. But it's the quiet he's like watch out fuck face it's coming

but it's the bird and then you like go around the corner and then you like duck from it it's an awful world Harry Potter world but Butterbeer

Butterbeer was beautiful who? I love it Butterbeer do you like the frozen one or the Hayden and I got one of each and we just swapped

I like the frozen one I don't really remember it's too sugary it's very sugary the frozen one's nice I like the frozen one or the... Hayden and I got one of each and we just swapped. I like the frozen one. I don't really remember. It's too sugary. It's very sugary. The frozen one's nice. I like the topping. And you can go to Wonka's Wand Shop. Wonka.

Ollivander's. Ollivander's. Wonka. You can go to Ollivander's and... Why do you just confidently guess names? You can just say, hey, what's that guy with the wand shop again? Wonka. Waste time.

Wonka's wand shop. And you can get a wand picture. You've been there. And they do a whole little presentation where the guy comes back and says, one of these watchers will be the one who chooses the wizard. And they do this whole thing. Like one person gets picked out and the rest of you are like, and if you want a wand, it's over there. Yeah.

And it's like, oh, okay. Only one person gets picked. Yeah. And you line up like, and if you want to wander, it's over there. Yeah. And it's like, oh, okay. Only one person gets picked. Yeah, and you line up for like an hour to go in there. Yeah. Do you go into the bathrooms and you see Moaning Myrtle

just wandering around and just floating around being like, ooh. She was, I think they actually had the bathrooms. They like make them out

to look like it. Yeah. Actually, I think you're right. They do play Moaning Myrtle. Yes, they do. There's like one stall that's just closed at all times. That or an American couple getting it on and just doing it to me.

Imagine if we actually had a Polyjuice potion and we fucking swapped. You would have my voice, but you look like you still. Yeah. We could do it. For a day. What's the potion? We could do it. It's fiction.

We're beginning this potion. Wait, after do it it's fiction we're beginning this portion um what's the doctor over oh my god that review's been deleted ah oh yeah we caught on to us what's that spell where ron's hand gets all floppy then he eats a slug or something oh yeah i hate that that scene drives me insane let us like break his arm or whatever the bones are moving his arm That scene drives me insane. Let us like break his arm or whatever. The bones are moving his arm. Isn't there a slug or something?

Yeah. Yeah, he starts vomiting them up. Oh my God, that makes me sick. It's fine, Jenna. I'll Google it. I'm watching my cat. Okay. Priorities.

Yes. Brachium amendo was the... No. No, that was when Okay so that was Harry Yeah I've got it When Lockhart Like did the thing With the arm

I spent the summer Devising a whole new Quidditch program Shut up We're going to train Earlier Harder And longer

Who is this Oliver I don't believe it Oliver Wood My code back From Quidditch training Oh it was Harry That had no bones

Not Ron Yeah You said Ron. Those are Nimbus 2001s. How did you get those? A gift from Draco's father. You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best. At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy them.

They got an on pure talent. No one asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood. Wow. What a mole. She'll pay for that one, Malfoy. Eat slugs! I thought that spell had no creative name. Yeah, eat slugs!

Yeah! Oh no. You okay, Ron? Say something. He's got a fucking gob full of slug juice. Oh, and there's the fucking reporter from the Daily Giblet. Wow. Can you turn it around, Harry?

No, Colin, get out of the way. Of course he is. Front page tomorrow. Let's take him to Hagrid. Oh, yuck. I don't want to hear it. Jenna, why haven't you touch your cupcakes? What the hell?

Yeah, Jenna. Because I'm going to eat them after. Do we get one? Do you want one? I can't. Pig week was last week. Oh, fucking pig week. It's my birthday.

Do you want one? No. No, but I got them for you. Yeah. Okay. So you should definitely share them. Do you want one? Oh, if you don't mind.

In the same way that you'd cut a cake, you know. One of those got a pretzel on it which I thought was weird. I love a bit of salt. Everything is she makes everything look so hard. She's even moaning. Like with the longest nails in the world, she can't get the sticker thing to slice. Did you say M? Look. There we go.

Oh, these are good. Oh, they're so cute. Would you get these from Mitch? Give him a plug. Show me the fucking thing. They're near my place, Cupcake Factory. They're really good. I've gotten them a few times.

Oh, I like them. Which one would you like? Surprise me. I'll have whatever. Okay. Just give him the one that you think looks shit. Yep. Okay.

Show me. Here you go. Oh, you gave me the green'll have whatever. Okay. Just give me the one that you think looks shit. Yep. Okay. Show me. Here you go. Oh, you gave me the green one. Thanks. Thanks. Nothing nicer than a lime green cupcake. I think that one looked the best. Sam? It's got nerds in it. Give me the one that you think looks not the nicest, because that's

for you, but the second nicest. No. Fair. I'll give you this one. Now, don't forget't forget it looks good but it's a bit sad thank you coming up in the next few weeks sorry about that everyone it's my error is this because McLeod Daughters is still okay all right yeah I was gonna say in the next few weeks we have um we have many guests mmm one of which is Angela Bishop yep Angela. Angela Bishop. Yeah. Star of Studio 10, Channel 10.

Veteran. Veteran. She's been in the industry over 30 years. Mm-hmm. She's been in the industry longer than we've been alive. I know. Not me. No, we've got 127, so. She did report on the opening of the original King Kong.

Yes. And the Empire State Building. If you don't know Angela Bishop, give her a Google. She's going to be our guest. You keep looking at the sound effects. Have you got something that you want to play? I had a helicopter, but I couldn't find it, but I just found it. I knew that was coming.

This is very gloomy. Bronwyn! Bronwyn! Hey, how far up are you? Oh, my mum's dropping you here? I doubt that Ange Bishop does listen to the podcast, but I would be mortified if she ever found out about this. We're not being mean.

Stop talking with a mouthful. Yeah, but we're talking about her mother's demise from politics. Not on the roof, next door! That's it, land down. Yeah, the helipad is on the top of Jenna's service-merit apartment. They're not service. There you go. So, Jenna, how are you celebrating your birthday?

Are you with your family or...? With my cat. What will be happening? That's fucking rubbish, Jenna. You go home every weekend. No, I haven't been home. Yeah, but will you... Of course you'll be celebrating with your family.

Hmm? You'll be celebrating with your family, no? Yeah, because they want me to come home because they need help changing SIM cards. So, yes, I will be going. Changing SIM cards.

So, you were lying to us when you said you're just going to be at home with your cat. But my mum said she has a surprise. Can we ring your mum? Let's ring her.

Okay. Can you text me her mobile number? Okay. Oh, my cat's got up. Oh, cute. Oh, my. What's the cat's got up. Oh, cute. Oh, my. What's the cat's name again?

Connie. Connie. Connie. Jimmy Choo. Okay. That was lovely. The green frosting was good. Would you like another one? No.

No. Are you sure? Now, what's your mother's name, Jenna? Roslyn. Roslyn. Darling Roslyn, Jenna's mother. Can you just go, Roslyn, and really confuse her? Yeah.

Hello? Roslyn! It's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. How are you? Oh, I'm good. What are you guys up to? We're here with your beautiful daughter. We're celebrating and we said, what are you doing for your birthday, Jenna?

And she was basically being a bit woe is me. She's like, nothing. No, I didn't. And so we're like, let's call her mother and see if there's something planned. I know that you wouldn't just forget about her birthday. Well, there is a surprise, but I was actually going to tell her tomorrow should we do it now or will that ruin your your surprise no don't ruin it oh can you tell me now no it might ruin it because i said i've got something special planned for tomorrow night well rosalyn any clues

maybe jenna you take your headphones off okay and block your ears all right she can't hear you no really can she not no she actually can't hear you. No, really? Can she not hear you? No, she actually can't. We wouldn't do that to you, Rosalind. All right, well, we're going to see Hamilton. Oh, my God. And I've got really good seats.

All right, unblock your ears, Jenna. You're going to hate it. Unblock your ears, unblock your ears. You're going to hate it. Yeah, no good. And are you sure you've got size 12, Rosalind? Yes. Okay.

I thought you were allergic to leather. But all right, whatever. Whatever. Whatever floats your boat. That'll be fine. That's going to be wonderful. That'll be really nice. It is.

So it'll be a nice surprise. All right, well, let's not spoil anything. No, okay. Rosalind, it was great to have you on. And we gave Jenna some cupcakes. So if there's any leftovers, she may bring some. That's wonderful. Thank you for that. Enjoy your night. Love you, Rosalind leftovers, she may bring some. Oh, that's wonderful. Thank you for that.

Enjoy your night. Love you, Rosalind. See you. See you. Bye-bye. I had to. We haven't done it in a while. Yeah, I forgot that Sorry Tunnel was a thing.

Same. You should Sorry Tunnel Angela Bishop to her face. It's a confuser. What, just push her off her wheelie chair? All right, guys. Thanks for coming in, Anja. Don't forget you can catch her 8am weekdays on Studio... Sorry Tun tunnel!

And just unbroken eye contact with her. Oh my god, I don't think I could. I am excited for Anja Bishop. Also guys, if you've got a guest that you want us on, that you want us to have on, you want us on, god I'd kill them, just email us at itchamthepodcast.com. Stop making shit up. I love that I have ideas that aren't possible so I can run with it. Should we add email?

We need to download it. We do have an email. What is it? Coupleofmitchesmedia at gmail.com. But don't email us. Just put it in the fucking group. Send us an email. No.

Itchim the podcast. Don't email us. Itchim the podcast. Because none of you are logged in. I'm going to have to deal with it. Two gay men. One mousy brown girl. Do you know what I was thinking that whole time you were doing that?

I was like, this is very AD debrief material. Like, it's letting our weirdness slip very early on. Oh, should we put this in the junk? No, no, no, not at all. No, I would have said that if I thought it was junk. I was just like, this is very, like, us just mucking around with sound effects. Yeah, it really is. It's my sort of domain.

Is it just me? Or did the next play great on the weekend? That's what a sports podcast is, just me with it. All crypto. Do you know that there's even more Is It Just Me's now? Get fucked. You know how we keep listening to our rivals who have the same name as us? There's more.

How do you know? How do you know? Because whenever I search us, just to make sure the same name as us, there's more. How do you know? Because whenever I search us, just to make sure our episodes have been uploaded, there's new ones popping up that I've never seen before. Some of them don't even have episodes yet. We can't review again. We did it just at the start of the season.

Oh, my God, there is. Oh, my God. Guys, you're right, Mitch. Where did the number one is it just me podcast? But we weren't when we started. Jo Elvin, who we've spoken about on the podcast, she follows us. She's been very civil about our rise to number one. She was number two.

But they've been bumped to number three. I know. There's a new one on the block. Is It Just Me. Also, can I just say, we're talking about Apple podcasts here. We come up first when you search. But iHeartRadio, to whom we are signed, if you type in Is It Just Me on there, it brings up three randoms and you have to click see more to find out. So I'm like, can we just ask someone in the building

to make a couple of tweaks? I agree. We should be at the fucking top. Oh, God, look at this Abbey Chatfield wannabe. You can get on that, Sam. Ask iHeart. Megan Leak. Is it just me?

Is that a Megan Leak or a Eugen Leak? Hi, welcome to Is It Just Me? The podcast where your host, Meg, honestly and openly discusses all topics we tend to feel alone about. Oh, this is terrible. I'm giving it a one star review. She's got no ratings. Oh, my God, guys. Ranking every Mamma Mia song.

Oh, whoa. Can you link me? Yeah. That sounds great. Oh, can I just do one thing? This is my favourite song I've ever heard Remember this is just made by Romana Kosheluki My personal favourite

And this is the song, Call Loud, Popular Which is a great message and commentary on society That we should really call loud, popular Here we go. Always do be my drum like a drum. So you, oh no. Is it me that thinks it's awkward? Jenna, maybe we should do new closing music. I'm saying we should do that A-OK song. But can you, Mitch, can you just find like a sort of drone,

like a little moaning sound that's just kind of constant. And Jenna, can you improvise with some clapping and some singing? Yeah, please. find like a sort of drone, like a little moaning sound. This is kind of constant. And Jenna, can you improvise with some clapping and some singing? Yeah, please. This can be our new closing music. I forfeit A-OK. You just want some sort of drone, huh? Yeah.

Yeah. Like old mate had. By the way, episode 57 is when we listen to the other Is It Just Me podcast. If you want to catch up on that, have you missed it? That's when we were in my bedroom. Feels like forever ago. Here we go. Can I start? Yeah.

You're listening to Is It Just Me, the podcast. That's what you're listening to right now. Mitch and Mitch and Jenna are here for your ears to enjoy So that's what you're listening to now It's just me Second verse Keep on doing you Second verse. Keep on doing you.

Be yourself. That's all that matters. Be happy. Try your best. I've had enough. Perhaps, perhaps we should do another audition. Dot Wiggins. You can have her take.

She's putting her pad in. Her light bladder leakage pad. Oh, yeah, she's been through menopause, but it's a poise pad. Should I go and get her? Yeah, bring her in. Dot. Dot, you old mat. Dot. Dot, don't.

Dot. She hasn't! Dot, no. Dot! Dot! She hasn't met Sam, guys. She's freaking out. No! No! I was like, Jesus! The boys are in here. We met like two weeks ago. I'll move, Dot. You come in here.

Hello. Hi, Dot. Who is he? That's contraceptive diaphragm Sam, our producer. Oh. I've met before. I had one of those back in my day. Why? It was called a vaginal dab. Like an inch of silicon.

Right. Let me tell you, it did not work. Why am I here? We'll turn the music off, Mitch. Yeah, excuse me, darling. Buy me dinner first. Turn this off. Okay, so you're going to have to start from the top and dot.

You're just going to do an improvised song. Clapping is allowed. You can clap items of shit together if you want, rather than your own brittle hands. Yes, with the arthritis. Yeah, no, that's no good. You might need some sort of props to clap together. But basically, you're just going to be singing our new theme song,

or our closing song, I should say. Yes. And what's the name of this radio show? Is it just me? It's on weekdays from three. Sure. On the power of, is it 92.2? No, it's just wherever you get your podcasts, darling.

Oh! You ready? Sorry. Sorry you get your podcasts, darling. You ready? Sorry. Sorry. You're fine, darling. Yeah, he sucks at panelling, Dot. I'm so sorry. He really does.

Do I begin? Yeah, go again. You need to start when the music starts, Dot. Maybe count yourself in. 39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34 Just go 1, 2, 3 maybe Oh sorry, back in my day when you were conducting And 1 and 2 and 3

Oh you've made it to the end It is the end of the show. The show has ended. Come on back next week. Come on back next week. Help!

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It can't be I. It can't be only me. What? I is... Is it just me? Is it... This radio show is Is It Just Me? This is Is It Only Me?

A couple of boys with me And there you get me on the show We hope you enjoyed it We hope you enjoyed the show Alright, my blood sugar's crashing. I need to get out. Go and sit down. Hooroo! Hooroo!

Bye, Dot. Off you trot Dot Happy birthday girl Thanks Dot So guys this is what I mean when I say that The secret segment is the embarrassing part of the show And we don't want people to discover this Yeah it really is

We should wrap up Can we use the new song? My pitch This is a demo and a tester This is how we can end the show. Oh, my one? This is a demo and a tester. This is how we can end the show from now on if you guys want us to. We'll see you next week. Thanks for listening.

We hope that this podcast made you feel just 2% better today. Yeah. Thanks for listening, guys. We'll catch you back next week. See you next week. Happy birthday, Jenna. Thank you. Bye. Love you all. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, sorry. Keep going. Sorry, sorry. I'm a A-OK Living in a big new world With my head up in outer space I know I'll be A-OK