Is It Just Me? - #74: Myer's Leaking Roof with Nat Penfold

Episode Date: July 12, 2021

Radio gal Nat Penfold from The Edge 96.1 is back for another unhinged episode!    In this episode: Awkward first dates (02:15) Is it a ‘kettle’ or a ‘jug’? (06:16) Have you seen your parents junk? (11:22) Jenna’s beef with Myer in Dubbo (14:48) This week’s reviews (19:41) When your partner snores like a beast (22:22) TikTok school (23:07) A celeb plug for ‘You Gotta Hustle’ (30:59) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (33:33)   Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Don't forget Chin-O. Who? Now, here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coon. Yes, it's us from 74 back in studio together. G'day, guys. Thanks for tuning in. We've brought back one of our favourite guest hosts from the past. Yep, episode 74.

You thought, let's bring us in a haul. Yes, exactly. From The Edge 96.1, we've got Nat Penfold here with us again. Hi, guys. Also, Kiss 106. From The Edge 96.1, we've got Nat Penfold here with us again. Hi, guys. Also, Kiss 106.5 on the weekend. You have a couple of listeners that will be very happy about my return. I've got some fans.

Yeah, we've had a bunch of people say, get Nat Penfold on again. So here you are. Price Keeper Jenna is here. How's the tension between you two? Because we know you actually have a rivalry. I didn't want to be here today. I can feel the energy in the room. And Nat, are you okay with Jenna?

I just won't look that way. I forget she's there. She's wearing black as well. She just blends into the walls. Yeah, I just hate her. Well, it's good to have you here, Nat, and good to have you back. Mitchell, back from Bowdoin. Thank you very much. I'm going to be doing a TikTok school with you guys later, which I'm excited about. That's where I bring some challenges that I think you'd be good at. Nat, you're involved as well.

Oh, thank you. That's very exciting. If you couldn't leave me out, that'd be weird. I'm just sitting there going, well done. Alright, you're involved as well. Oh, thank you. That's very exciting. If you couldn't leave me out, that'd be weird. I'm just sitting there going, well done. Alright, you've done your moment. Get out. You remember how this works, Nat? You bring in Ijum. If it is your first time listening, by the way, this isn't just me. We bring something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitchell's. Also, Jenna

sometimes, when there's a guest, throws one in. Yeah, you can do one if you want, Jenna. Do you have one? Yeah, I do. Okay, great. Jenna can do one too. Exciting. Four Ijums. Home run. Yeah. Well, should we dive right in? Yeah. I don't think I'm ready to go first. Mine's very intense, so I don't think I'll go first either. Yeah. I'll kick it

off. Why not? Mitch is ready? Alright, here we go. First idjam of the day. Is it just me or... Do you not know what to do on a first date? As in like activity-wise? Like where do you go? How do you spend the first date? It's an awkward thing to do on a first date? As in like activity wise, like where do you go? How do you spend the first date? It's an awkward thing to do, yeah.

Yeah, because it's like, I don't want to go to a restaurant. That seems really like formal. And I feel a bit tense. Coffee's even worse. That's a job interview. I haven't been on a first date in a long time. I've told this story. I've only been on like two first dates.

Oh, three. They were with women. That clearly didn't end well. But the first date with Hayden was really romantic. I've told this story. I've only been on like two first dates. Oh, three. They were with women. That clearly didn't end well. But the first with Hayden was really romantic. I went all out. But the first date with this other guy that I saw before Hayden was awful. He had the metallic spine. He was a bionicle, remember? Yes, I do remember you telling that. That was an awful first date.

He took into a freezing cold look out, not realising he had a metal limb. He wanted to seize up. Yeah. I'm like, let's look at the centre point tower and have a kiss. And he went, go back to the car? What's wrong? But didn't he know where you were going before the date? Why did he agree to it?

I didn't bring that up. He had like a trench coat on and a drysabon. I'm like, jeez, it's fucking midsummer. And then I'd take him to the car park on top of the restaurant. I'm like, look at the city. Because it was in Crows Nest, which is North Sydney. And I'm like, look at the cityscape. And he was shivering.

Date one, yeah. You've got a bloke though, haven't you now? What was your first date with him? Well, I already knew him for years prior. So our first date was I was blind on a night out and I ended up going back to his house with other people and then everyone kind of just left and I stayed. That's actually ideal. I would like that to be the first date.

It's good. Drinks are always the good first date because it might be awkward for the first little bit and then you just have a couple, you loosen up. My friend the other day had a first date and she invited the guy to her house. Right. When I say the other day, I mean pre-COVID, by the way.

And this was her issue was, what do I wear? It's my house. So ordinarily I'd be wearing trackies, but first date he's not going to come over and I'm in my Peter Alexander big, you know, smock nightie. Then you don't want something too nice. It's like, oh, this old thing. Well, you don't want to come in a ball gown because it's your house.

So we were like, what do I wear? That is tricky. It's really awkward. And then also shoes or no shoes. Yeah. Do you wear shoes? That's such a, when I have friends over for dinner, I'm like, I'm not going to wear shoes.

Hayden's like, put shoes on. I'm like, it's my house. I don't have to wear shoes. You don't have to wear shoes in your own house like, put shoes on. I'm like, it's my house. I don't have to wear shoes. You don't have to wear shoes in your own house. No shoes. Thank you. But yeah, it's not a fun time to be dating. Yeah, I know.

Well, I was thinking pre-COVID, oh, I really should start going on more Tinder dates and stuff. And then the universe was like, no, Sydney lockdown, Dallin. But so after lockdown, I'm like, I've got to. Oh, no, no thanks. But yeah, I'm going to try and put myself out there a bit more after lockdown. But the only problem is that, you know how I said, I'm going to try and put myself out there a bit more after lockdown. But the only problem is that, you know how I said I don't want to do the fancy restaurant thing because that's too much pressure.

It's too formal. On the other end of the spectrum, if we're like, oh, keep it casual, just go for a drive. That just sounds like I'm DTF. That just sounds like I want it to be casual. Who pays when two guys go on a date? Because I'm very old school and I make the guy pay. I'll be the first to say that. I don't do the 50-50 thing.

I always offer the 50-50 thing, but they always just seem to pay for me. And I'm like, well, I'm not going to argue. And Mitch is the richest one in our demographic. Rubbish. All of our age group. I'm unemployed. Isn't he unemployed? Yeah, true, actually.

I also put on our Instagram asking people for their, like, best first date. And some of them, I'm like, I'm not taking that idea and stealing it for myself. Paintball, Mel said. That'd be fun. I don't want to get shot on my first date. Sorry did we say we have a message from someone? There we go It's not Twitter but okay. That's fine

that just means social media. And then Laura said No get the da-dun. You know the apple da-dun. There we go. That's like MSN. That's MSN Alright let's say that this came from Laura on MSN. Alright she said's say that this came from Laura on MSN. Alright, she said that she ate chips and gravy at a lookout. Simple, but I was with

someone I love now. That's kind of cute actually. I like that. Hayden and I had our first date at a lookout and it's been successful. You love a lookout, don't you? You took the biomechanical man there, Hayden there. I've never done a lookout. Lookouts are awkward. There's nothing to talk about. Well, I haven't gotten any good ideas today, so I'm screwed still.

Still no good ideas for a first date. I'll just get blind at someone's house like Nat did. That seems to have worked. Good idea. Go back after midnight. Okay. I'll loiter at the party, be the last person to leave. Sound advice.

All right, my age, I'm... Is it just me or...? Do you also say jug? Huh? What? Like, hey, babe, can you turn the jug? Huh? What? Like, hey, babe, can you turn the jug on? Oh, instead of kettle? Yeah.

No. They're different. No, a jug is a kettle and a kettle is a jug. A kettle is a kettle. A jug's what you put cold water in in the fridge. If there wasn't electricity to said kettle, it'd be a jug. Oh, my God. If it's a jug, it's just a jug.

Right, but I grew up with the jug being the electric jug. Electric jug. So when the neighbours came over, your mum was like, oh, hi, Denise, come on in, I'll put the jug on. Yes. That's weird. That feels homely to me. No, you pop the kettle on.

No, pop the kettle. What, a bag of chips? The kettle is what a witch has. What do you mean? A big black cauldron. That's a cauldron, you dickhead. And a kettle. No, she's here in the water.

Jenna, can you please Google kettle chips logo? Now, thank you. Yeah, but that's a cauldron. I know this. She's not getting her phone out. But they're called kettle chips. I know, it's a kettle chips. Yeah, but I wanted to prove my point.

Google the definition of a jargon. While you're at it, I want to know, do you call it a doona or a quilt or a duvet? I've got a list. Thanks for ruining it. Oh, sorry. I didn't see it. Okay, a jug is a container with a handle and a lip used for holding and pouring liquids.

Yes, because I already know the kettle thing. No, Nat just said Google the definition of a jug. Yes. Oh, sorry. See, that definition mentioned nothing about electricity. It just says use for holding and pouring liquids. I can do that with my jug and it just so happens to be electric.

Yeah, but what differentiates it is the electricity which makes it a kettle. Like, you don't call an electric blanket a blanket. It's an electric blanket. You're joking. So I'm wrong here. Yeah, incorrect. Rare. What about doona? Do we say doona or do we say duvet? I say quilt. Oh, sorry.

I do say quilt. I say quilt. I say doona. Really? I think that's it. Thanks. She's from Dubbo, darling. What do you expect? Are you? Yes. Well, so regional. Disgusting. What's Dubbo known for? Meth. Yeah. That's what it is.

It's a height capital. And Nat and I, we've said this in the last episode, we went to school together. Sure. Nat was my school captain. Rubbish. Actually, I was sports school captain. Yeah, I knew you were something.

What sport were you? Ours were really bad. They were like, James Cook. Like all these awful old men. What house do you mean? What house do you mean? You were in Weinstein, right? Give me a W. Give me a W.

Give me a W. That's awful. Who was the Hitler house captain? I remember I was in Crosby. And then I was changed. I was in Jeffrey Epstein. Were you? Really?

I was captain. That house didn't end itself. That house didn't end itself. That house didn't end itself. What about, this is only me, but I say bubbler, but Hayden says fountain. No. Fountain's American. Really? Fountain is American.

You know that Americans, not Americans, Melburnians, same thing, people in Melbourne call sausage sandwiches, sausages in bread. I'm like, why did we go literal? They don't say sausage sizzle like we do. Yeah. Sausages in bread. Cushion or pillow? It depends.

They're different things. They're different. A cushion's smaller, isn't it? A cushion is like on the lounge. Yeah, I agree. A cushion's decorative, but a pillow you actually go nine-nines on. Ah, very good. Nine-nines.

Am I wrong? Do you guys know if you snore on. Ah, very good. Nine-nines. Am I wrong? Do you guys know if you snore? I believe I don't. I do. I barely snore. Like a warthog. You do seem like someone who snores, actually. Well, I never used to.

And then I was like, especially when I'm sick or drunk, my boyfriend said he actually can't sleep and I wake up, he's in the lounge. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This happened the other day when Aidan revealed it to me. He was like, when I get home from work, right, sometimes I get home at 12.30 and he's not even asleep yet because he stays up.

And he's like, oh, go out and watch on your iPad. I'm like, that's nice. He wants me to relax. And then one night I'm like, I want to come in and I can talk to you. No, no, go out, go out. I'm like, no, I want to come to bed. I'm tired. He's like, no, please, please don't. I was like, that's nice. He wants me to relax. And then one night I'm like, I want to come in and I can talk to you. No, no, go out, go out. I'm like, no, I want to come to bed. I'm tired. He's like, no, please, please don't. I was like, why? Because you snore

and I can't fall asleep once you sleep. He's been holding this in for years. He's being selfless by saying, go kick back and relax on the couch. Have some me time. He just doesn't want this fucking will to be next to him in bed. Yes. He's got an L fucking chupacabra in bed with him every night.

How bad is that? My snoring's that bad. Has your boyfriend ever recorded it? Yeah. Yeah, he has. It's awful. Do you have it? I don't think I have it.

I'll message him because he has, but he's no better. He grinds his teeth. So I'm next to... Oh, no. It actually, like, I cringe at the thought of him grinding his teeth down. What do you snore like, Mitchell? Would you do an impression? Yeah, because I said to him, how do I snore?

And I did it and he said, that's it. It was like this. Oh, no. This is ill. How does Hayden deal? Your poor boyfriend. Poor bastard. Anyway, that's it.

I've texted for a video of me snoring. Thank you. All right, Nat, you ready for your idjim? Let's jump it right in. Is it just me? Or... Have you never seen your dad's dick? Thank you for coming on that.

It was a real pleasure to have you on the show. You know what? Probably the last time. We've done a bit too many. Have you though? I mean, I probably have, but I don't recall. Like I would have, I'm sure I would have like showered with him or something when I was really little, but I don't, I can't remember.

Neither can I. So I'm sure I saw my dad's once upon a time as well, but like not now. That's weird. No, not recently. Oh, I haven't seen current dad upon a time as well, but, like, not now. That's weird. No, not recently. Oh, I haven't seen current dad dick. Although your family's very close. Nothing would surprise me. I have seen my dad's penis, yes.

How recently? The last five years. Oh. What? Swimming. They were fucking swimming. You go skinny dipping in your backyard. Weird.

My dad is very fit. He's just turned 60. And he's always in his underpants, always in his scungies. What, are they see-through or something? No, he just takes them off. Like, he'll be at the back door and take them off. And then wrap a towel around him. Or, like, he'll be in the shower and then he'll have left his toothbrush,

but he's not afraid to run out and, like, get it from the bench and the kitchen table and run back in. Has he not been to the beach where guys wrap the towel around and then take their undies off? No, he doesn't do that. It's his house. We're a very close family. What about you, Jenna? No, I never have. Never?

Like as far as you can remember, you never have? Yeah. Okay, mum's tits? Yeah, I've seen my mum's tits. Again, I'm sure I would have but I can't recall. Like you suckled on it, I'm sure but like... No, I was a what's it called? Yesterday. No, I was a... What's it called? No, I was a porridge baby. What's it called?

Bottle fed. Porridge baby. Porridge baby. I couldn't think of it. Uncle Toby's baby. I was bottle fed, yeah. So you live in a nudist house? No, I haven't seen my mum's breasts in upwards of 15 years.

Breasts. Don't say breasts. But I've seen my dad's penis. Say mum's titties. I've seen it. I can't believe we're talking about this. Well, no. So this is how it came about. I've seen it. I can't believe we're talking about this. Well, no. So this is how it came about.

I was talking to someone recently about, we were talking about whether circumcision was a thing anymore and I said I wouldn't even know if my family were. And he's like, surely you'd know what your dad is. No. Do you not know? No. And I'm not going to ask.

The only reason I know if my dad is or isn't is because I remember mum making some comment about, I think dad is cut. And she's like, oh, he just said that he couldn't do that to his boys. So me and my brother are not. Right. But he is. Interesting, because it normally follows the trend of the dad.

My mum kept my foreskin. What? My mum still has it. No. What? In a fisherman's friend's jar. I know where it is. Some people eat it.

Some mums eat it. That's the placenta yeah but the foreskin this is true jenny you can google this to back it up and we'll get in a month if you're at the same rate as a kettle chip um baby foreskin is in uh is in many many many eye creams i've heard that too but that's just revolting because Because it's so full of stem cells. Because it's so nutrient rich. My eye cream has chunks in it. Yuck. If I read the back of that little clinic bottle and I see baby foreskin,

I'm throwing it out the window. That's fucking cool. Hydrolytic acid, baby dick. Anyway, I've seen my dad's penis. I'm sorry. Jenna, would you like to do an interview? Yes, I would. Let's jump in.

Is it just me? Does every Meyer and David Jones have a leak on the roof with a bucket underneath? I swear every single one I've ever been to has wings. You're right. That's brilliant. There's just something old about them. I've never seen like a brand new Meyer or David Jones. That is so true.

There's all buckets everywhere. Yes. Can we get Jenna to call a Meyer or David Jones and just say, have you fixed that leak yet? Yeah. When thinking of Meyer and David Jones, is it just me or do you put David Jones as like a little bit fancier than Maya? Oh, definitely.

Like better brands and stuff, David Jones. And can you tell me what store we're contacting? Dubbo. Okay. I can't believe you're from Dubbo. Yes. This is what this example is based on. All right.

They're calling through now. And this is Dubbo? This is Dubbo. Go, Jenna. Hello? Hello. I was wondering if the leaks on your roof have been fixed yet. Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number.

Is this Maya? No, it's not. Oh, sorry. Who's this? Who are you? My name's not. Oh, sorry. Who's this? Who are you? My name's Jenna. Okay. Well, I don't know how you came on to this phone call.

Sorry. Is this Maya? No. Oh, that's a kiss call. Oh, for goodness sake. Wait there, wait there, wait there, wait there. What the hell? Hey, Maria, sorry.

You just got connected to a different department. Hold the line. Sorry. This is kiss. Oh, my God. You're fine. You're fine. Mitchell, why would you do that to her? I, Maria, sorry. You just got connected to a different department. Hold the line. Sorry. This is kiss. Oh, my God. You're fine. You're fine. Mitchell, why would you do that to us?

I didn't mean to. Shh, shh, shh. Thank you for calling Maya Dubbo. Please listen carefully as our options have recently changed. To view the latest trading hours, please visit maya.com.au and select find a store. Or if you would like to speak to one of our friendly team members, press 2. Hi, how can we help you?

Hi, I was just wondering, I'm calling on behalf of my grandma, and we were wondering whether your roof, the leaks have stopped because there's quite a few buckets around. Um... No problem. Sorry, I'll just get my grandma to explain it. Sorry, sorry, one second, here she is. Hello.

Hello. Hello. I'm just inquiring about the buckets near your store. Whenever I walk in and there's water on the front of the store and it's coming from the roof every time I shop in your store. Whereabouts at the front? It's everywhere. And I almost sleep in this, but buckets.

And I think it's for Jeremy or Jason or James. And he said it'll be fixed up, but I don't want to come in and risk sleeping. I'm very old here. Yeah yeah um look I haven't been up near the front of the store at the moment. Could you go there? Oh thank you. Would you transfer me to the perfumery? Yeah just give me a moment doll. Dot not there's dot. She called me doll. She called me dog It's a puppy Who's that? It's got an elderly lady

Jenna, I can't believe you bitched it You gave it to dog It's a little bit There's no spills on the floor Oh my god I've just checked with someone We do have a couple of buckets up there But there's no water on the floor at all

Oh good Because they're always there It's, but there's no water on the floor at all. Oh, good, because they're always there. It's possums. Where's the water? Yeah, it's only when we get a bit of rain, unfortunately. You should count our lucky stars when there's rain as well. It's such a double. Yeah, it's true.

It's a double-edged sword. Okay, well, I will. So, do you think I'm okay for this afternoon? Okay, then. I have a question. Yes? Pablo Rakan, million. Do you have that'm okay for this afternoon? Okay, then. I have a question. Yes? Pablo Rakan million. Do you have that in 250 mil?

What was that, sorry? Who? What were you after, doll? Oh, the perfume aftershave from Man. Pablo. Oh, okay. I'd have to actually put you to that department and they can tell you. Who?

Yep. Or I could give you a call. Sorry, it's a mole. She's gone. Jenna, I can't believe you spoke for two seconds and then just hand-walled it over to Dot. No, I just thought it. And during that call, I think I know Cheryl. You're listening to Is It Just Me?

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These three crack me up, especially Jenna's savage direct one-liners. This is my number one podcast and I'm so glad to listen to you guys at work. You truly know how to give anyone a giggle or a cackle wherever you are. Keep being true to yourselves and you guys will go far. Love from an enduring idiot, Tom Stam 2000 on Insta. Well, Tom Stam, congratulations. You've won a month. Love you, Tom.

See you on Instagram Live. Thank you. That's very sweet. This one is Candice Mortimer. Just quickly. Candice Mortimer, yeah. Have we run out Candice before? Have we? I don't know.

You tell me. You're the prize keeper. Has she been sent a mug? No, she's been sent Red Rooster stuff. Oh, then the bitch won't get one. Oh, Jenna. Check your DMs. No, no, no.

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You will not be disappointed. Kyle, congratulations. Mug coming your way. Thanks for sticking with us, Kyle. Thanks, Kyle. Now, Nat, I believe your boyfriend has texted you the snore video, is that right? He has. So we were talking about the fact that I snore like a wildebeest earlier, and I said,

do you have any videos? Prove it, bitch. He sent me two. I haven't listened yet. Oh, no. Hold it up into your mic. Yeah. Okay. Oh! Oh, my God, my lip is puffing out It's like

Yeah, that's intense Such a beautiful lady And then this is the next one Oh, they're different I think I have a blame on the back in the first one You're having very different dreams Alright, we ready to go to school everyone? Yes I was back in the first one. You're having very different dreams. All right. We ready to go to school, everyone?

Yes. Strap yourself in. TikTok school is where I bring a couple of challenges that I want to get you guys to attempt. And Nat, you're involved as well, of course. So people have been doing this challenge recently where they try and break the world record for the fastest start and stop on your iPhone stopwatch. Oh, I've seen this

on Twitter, but I didn't know it made its way to TikTok. So the record is 0.4 seconds. So you just like get your stopwatch up and then really quickly. Dun dun. Yep. So everyone do it. I reckon I can. Oh, there's no way. We all get three attempts and we see whose is the shortest. Ready? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold

on, hold on. 0.04, right? Yes. Alright. Three. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 0.04, right? Yes. All right. Three. Hold on! Oh, all right. You said you were ready.

All right, so I'm ready. Three, two, one, go. 14. Who got the lowest? I got 15. Oh, Nat and I are a tie. We're at 11. I'm 14. 11.

Still haven't beaten the record. Try again, try again. Second attempt. You ready? Three, two, one, go. Oh, I'm 11 again. 12. Eight.

Oh. Bullshit. Did you use two fingers? Is there a techie to this? I'm using my penis. You used me knob. That's the creepiest thing you've ever said. Anyway, are you ready?

I'm using two fingers for this one. Last try. Three, two, one. I pressed it too many times. Nine. So I'm a little bit lower. Oh, nine. So Jenna and Mitch tied.

Okay. Mitch is a great teacher. I didn't realise that it was so difficult to do that, though. Yeah, me too. What's the world record for? 0.04. That's ridiculous. I know.

Anyway. There'd be two people. Doos, doos. You know what I mean? One more I want to get you to do. This one's very audio. So it's perfect for a podcast, actually. It's people who do impressions of everyday sounds.

So we'll go around and take one turn each. You just find something that makes a noise and then you have to recreate it. So, for example. Yeah. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. I've seen these floating around. All right, let's start again, though.

And everyone has a sound. That was mine. I can't top that. All right, Mitch, you ready? Do an impression of this. I'm going to pull this tissue out of the box. Okay. That was good.

That was good. That was very good. All right, I've got one. Is this for Jenna? Oh! All right, Jenna, you have to do an impression. I just dropped a fan. Jenna, you have to do an impression of Mitch dropping a pot plant on the ground by accident.

Okay. Oh, my God. Because we've just recorded the Friday after I finished the winter breakfast show. Big promotion. Sony Music, the record label, sent me a just recorded the Friday after I finished the winter breakfast show. Big promotion. Sony Music, the record label, sent me a bottle of Prosecco that I was about to pop. That was my sound. And a pot plant. Did you just smash the pot plant on the ground?

As I pulled the Prosecco out of the box, it was obviously misbalanced. And the pot plant is shattered. Oh, no. Oh, in the name of content, it's fine. Someone get Lou in here to clean it up. Oh, that was horrific. Jenna's impression was pretty good. Yeah, how was my impression? Well name of content, it's mine. Someone get Lou in here to clean it up. Oh, that was horrific. Jenna's impression was pretty good. Yeah, how was my impression?

Well done, well done. Thank you. I've got to do one now. Yeah, you've got to do one. Jenna has to do this impression. Okay. What? No, I did the pot play.

Oh, just do this. Yeah, no, yeah. Shit. That sounded spitty. Have you got one for Nat? Yes. Everyone be quiet. Just crushing plastic.

I want to do more. I want to do more. I want a better sound. Jenna got two. I want another one. All right, you've got to give me another one then if we're going around the circle again. Okay. I got one.

What? Alright. Mitch, can you stop with that? It didn't have to be done now. Yeah, you're ruining the moment. I can't do my sounds. Sorry, I just wanted to say the lip balls. Give me the box. Can I have the plan or repot it?

Alright, I've got the box that Mitch's now broken pot plant came in. Ready? Oh, no! Tearing cardboard. You sound like a lion sneezing. You do, a baby elephant. What was the baby elephant sneezing about? No, the baby panda. No, that's it.

It was like. And the panda's like. elephant sneezing now no the baby panda it's the big elephant that sneezes and the baby do you two want to get a room what are we going to find if i want to murder her in a panda big panda sneezing it's just a scream it's also in a concrete cell that's what it is this is not enjoyable that anyone is oh sorry all right it would be good no no i did try that wasn't spot on so now you're going first okay do it again Nat, you're going first. Okay. Do it again. Can you tell people what you're doing before you do it?

Don't be so confused. Why am I doing five million as well? I am pirouetting on a marble floor. Have you got a bottle opener there, Nat? I do. What a bogan. Who has a bottle opener on their keys? I'm the bogan. I you got a bottle opener there now? I do. What a bogan. Who has a bottle opener on their keys? Well, I'm the bogan. I've got a bloody vodka in my backpack.

You should put a meshka. Okay. Who wants to do an impression of this? Do you want to do it? Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. Okay. Oh!

No! That was good. Put it like this. That was good. That was cool. What about this? Ka-ching. Not bad.

Ka-ching. Okay, great. Oh, I don't want more for Jenna. Okay. Ooh. It's a pepper shaker. Yeah, it's a pepper mill. Go, Jenna.

It's more like a You could have just snapped Nat's neck and it would have had the same effect. Oh my god. So violent. Oh, guys, I've got a really sore neck. I'm just going to crack it. Oh! Mitch, are you alright?

It does sound like cracking a neck. It does sound like cracking a neck. Alright, I'm going to try and make a noise with my mouth and I'm going to try and do a car horn. Class is over, honestly. You're all being so disruptive today. I'm trying my hardest to do my favourite. Well, let's do singer impressions.

They're fun. Okay, I'm going to sing the SVU theme song. No one can see your mouth. And why is your tongue out? Okay, class is dismissed. Seriously. No! We've had enough of this. Thank you, guys tongue out? Okay, class is dismissed. Seriously. We've had enough of this. Oh.

Thank you, guys. Thank you, Nat, for coming on again. Is that the end? Yes, it is. We're out of here. See you later. That was chaotic. It always is when Nat's around.

I feel like I always bring the chaotic energy. Yeah, you do. You really do. There's something you bring. Apart from your attitude. Oh, yeah, good one. Nat, you've done this four times today where I say something to you and you don't respond.

She's so silent. I go mute. I have said my dad's dick. You go. I'm like, speak. It's a podcast. I just did it again. Just speak.

I'm hot. All right, don't forget. Sunday night Instagram live at couple of mitches. We'll catch you there. And you can head to our Instagram if you want to buy one of our season three commemorative mugs. Have you got one yet, Nat? No. Why don't I have a mug?

Buy one, dog. Fuck me, Jenna. What? You haven't bought one. Well, do I have to leave a review? Yeah. I loved that Nat podcast. Get her back.

Get her back on. Don't worry. I'll get a couple of those coming anyway. Before we go, there's something I want to do that Mitch doesn't know that I've done. Get her back. Get her back on. Don't worry, I've got a couple of those coming anyway. Actually, before we go, there's something I want to do that Mitch doesn't know that I've done. Oh, okay. Well, you should turn this music off now, then. Yes, it's gone.

Like I said, I've just finished the winter breakfast show, so I've been on very early starts, and I wanted to impress you with something. That's why. Come on, baby. You know you've got to hustle. Hustle. Oh, we haven't done You Gotta Hustle in ages.

We haven't done You Gotta Hustle in a long time. Is this like when you used to get each other in newsletters and stuff? Yes. Oh, you were here for that. I forgot. Oh, I got the time. I thought about it. Where have you plugged us?

Well, who this week got monumental radio ratings? Who broke world history and got the highest share percentage they've ever had in their life? Kyle and Jackie O. Kyle and Jackie O. But where kyle and jackie oh winter break holidays oh someone was filling in for kyle and jackie who was it mitch cherry correct i had the helm of the biggest audience in the country and i thought wow what a brilliant chance to plug our podcast. You didn't. Well, I didn't. No, you're right. Oh. I went through a vessel. A celebrity friend. On National, 8am, primetime, during the Winter Breakfast Show.

Okay. And she did. This is me hustling Wednesday this week. You are the queen. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. We adore you. And you gave me my first TV appearance, as you know. You know, you've opened many doors.

Oh, you guys were hilarious. It was great. What a great podcast. Oh, you know, you've opened many doors. You guys were hilarious. It was great. What a great podcast. You're so sweet. I appreciate it. Sarah Harris from Studio 2. How good. You didn't tell me who it was at first.

I seriously thought that was Sophie Mung. Me too. I did too. Really? I didn't hear it. You are the queen. I mean it from the bottom

of my heart. We adore you. And you gave me my first TV appearance. As you know, you've opened many doors. You guys were hilarious. It was great. What a great podcast. You're so sweet. I appreciate it. We love you. And you gave me my first TV appearance, as you know. You know, you've opened many doors. Oh, you guys were hilarious. It was great.

What a great podcast. Oh, you're so sweet. I appreciate it. We love you, Sarah. Good luck with the 2000th show later in the month. We'll chat soon, okay? There we go. You've got to plug in there.

Just thought, may as well. Now that I'm back tonight and no one gives a shit or listens. Sarah Harris has always been good to us. God love her. She really has. Bless her. She's like, I hope I was good enough and funny enough. I haven't had my morning coffee.

Oh, people that claim they can't function before a coffee. No, but she does breakfast TV. She probably can't. Yeah, but I do breakfast radio and I'm not like, I can't function. Okay. Great to have you on, Nat. Thank you.

It was a pleasure as always. We'll be back next week for 75, can you believe? I know. We'll catch you then, guys. See you. Thanks for listening. Bye. Is it just me?

A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to... Are you right, mate? Sanitising. We're supposed to leave them in suspense and silence. Nat's over there making so much noise. This is the first... Sorry. What? I'm exhausted.

He was on his phone. He wasn't paying attention. Sorry. Welcome to ADD Brief. Thank you. This is our secret segment on the end. We pretend we're done and then we keep chatting away. Just a bit of fun. I actually think Mitch, you summed it up perfectly last week. At the party, all the formalities happen at the start. And then certain people you don't want at the after party, like your aunt.

You don't want them to see your filthy side yes exactly sometimes it's great sometimes it's rat shit yeah this is not a good after party so far because nat just started by making heaps of noise and also nat's fingers are in your face smell it what do i have to just smell it what about it that's hand sanitizer it smells nice smells like i got a fisted bone on. Oh, my God. Do you want to smell? No. Didn't she make noise at the start as well? Guys, can we put that audio in, Mitchell?

Normally we record our show opener. It's a mess over here from the pot plant. I know. That's the wrong hand. That stinks of shit. Imagine if it was a fanny hand. Oh, my God. What shit? Got you. Imagine if it was a fanny hand. Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Got you. We have children that listen. Guys, guess how many hours of sleep I'm running on? Three. We've heard all about it all day. No, but I haven't slept for 48 hours. I've been in the emergency room with my significant other. Oh.

Hayden. My gay boyfriend. I'm surprised they let you in to be honest What because we're gay I want to make it clear no They only let women in With their husbands I got in a fight with a nurse

And all frontline workers and nurses I adore you But this lady was a right royal bitch It was 1am Hayden had gone into full anaphylactic fit He had an allergic reaction to something Woke me up at 1 I was about to get up at three for the second final show. And goes, I think something happened. Couldn't breathe. Oh, my God, couldn't breathe.

Like his throat was closing up. Throat was closing up, fully red and rashy, hot. And I'm like, oh, my God, I need to go back to bed. Ambulance or you drove? I have an antihistamine. His throat wasn't actually as bad at this point, but I could hear like a little, like a whistle. Wheeze.

Yeah, I'm like, oh. Do it again. Is the jug on? I think I actually have that if I breathe in. Go. No. That's if he's smoking. Nat's like, don't make it about me.

I think I have it too. Take me to hospital. You're going to mark a case of emphysema. Nat's allergic to mandarins, bites one just to get the wheeze. I hate mandarins. Yeah, interesting. Anyway, and I go, oh God, all right, let's give it 20 minutes because I really want to go to work and I've got so much to do.

And then he goes, okay, so we lie in bed and all of a sudden like the fucking guy on the first date. What, he started having a fit? Cold shivers, fit. He had a fever of 37.5 and I was like, oh, my God, turned him over. Literally looked like a swollen corpse they find in banks. Like his face was puffed and I'm like we're going to the hospital did you drive him well I'm nude in bed so yeah I thought it was my breasts the crease where his lip was was just my third roll I'm like is that me

he's got a lot of tummy hair I'm like that's my hair looks great. That's Hayden's snail trail. Leaning to the right, but my hair goes to the left. So I drove him there. We got there so quickly because the heat didn't even activate. You know how when it's really cold, it takes like... We got there so quickly, it was still air con. Oh, no. So he was shivering.

I'm like, it'll get to hot. Never got to hot. Yeah, you live pretty close to the hospital. Yeah, we're really close to RPA. And we get there and it's COVID, 1.30 in the morning, 1.45. I get there, I walk him in and she goes, ah, ah, ah, check in. And I go, it's the emergency department. We don't have time to check in.

She went, you have to check in, darling. They did that to me when I had my appendix issue. I walked in there, bent over in pain like I was giving birth. I was like, where do I go? They're like, QR code. You go over there and scan in. I'm like, babe. And don't you think you can use your Dynadiscover on this?

No. Is this Dyn or is it Discover? What is it? Anyway, then she goes, you can't come in. I go, well, where's your manager? I'd like to speak to your manager. And she went, it's a hospital. There's hospital managers.

Yeah, but I was like direct manager. But I think she was like, well, I'm in charge. And I was like, I'd like to come in. He's very nervous. She's like, everyone's nervous now. And I was like, well, what I think she was like, well, I'm in charge. And I was like, I'd like to come in. He's very nervous. She's like, everyone's nervous, Dale. And I was like, well, what do you want me to do? She's like, go wait in your car. And I was like, right.

Can I bring him AirPods? And she went, nah. I'm like, you go. So I walked to the car and then sat in the car for an hour and a half. And they injected him with adrenaline and steroids. I might take a couple any time. And what time of night was this? This was probably 2.10 in the morning. And what time of night was this? This was probably

2.10 in the morning. And you had to be up at 3 to get to work. So I sat in the car waiting. I hadn't called it yet. And then I'm like, I might be able to go to work. And then I called him.

He's like, they're giving me adrenaline. I've had an anaphylactic fit. They're going to monitor me and I'm like, oh my God. So I called him. I'm like,

I'm not coming in to do the show. And then my alarm went off at 3.20 and I was awake already. I'm like, oh. I hate that feeling. That happened to me when it was a public holiday and I was awake already. I'm like, oh. I hate that feeling. That's happened to me when it was a public holiday

and I was still working for Kyle and Jackie O. I was at someone's house, like the after party, and my 3.45 alarm went off. I was like, shit. I'm meant to be going to work now for one of the Queen's birthday. Yeah, so fucked. Anyway, he's fine now. But if you follow him, send him a message.

He'd love it. Still recovering. I've never met your boyfriend. He seems nice. And so the point of that story was that you're tight. Oh, yeah. Hayden's passed. He'd love it. Still recovering. I've never met your boyfriend. He seems nice. And so the point of that story was that you're tired. Oh, yeah. Hayden's passed. He died.

Sorry, that's the end. I'm tired, yeah. I'm tired. He's passed away, but I'm so sleepy. Have you thought of a coffin? For me, when I die, I'll probably get hardwood. Probably 50, 60 years away. Oh, you mean for...

Oh, I don't know. Cardboard. Caring Funeral. They provide one, BYO. Oh, my God. I used Caring Funerals the other day as a fucking benchmark for Five Dock. Someone's like, where do you live? Like, Five Dock?

I'm like, oh, you're the Charcoal Charlie side or the Caring Funeral side? And they were like, oh, Caring. Oh, my God. There you go. They knew. There isn't a Charcoal Charlie in Five Dock. No, there's one near you. That's Dromoyne. Oh, my God. There you go. They knew. There isn't a Charlie's in Five Dock. No, there's one near you. That's Dromoyne.

Yeah, but it's on the border. No, it's not. Isn't it? It's actually technically two suburbs away. There's Russell Lee, then Dromoyne. Oh. You know what? It's just me.

And it's all on one road. It's just me on the fly. Nothing worse than a half-assed suburb. Yes. There's so many. I'm surrounded by them. Yeah. Yeah, your area in particular.

Me too. I live in a half-assed suburb. I live in Forest Lodge. Yeah. I've never heard of that in my life. I'm in the middle of the city. I can see Broadway from my balcony. There's no forest in my lodge.

McDonaldtown's fucked. There is no town. I know. McDonaldtown literally just has a train station. It's like that. It's like Newtown East, I may as well call it. You too, you bitch. Woolooette Bay.

That doesn't exist. I don't live in Willowette Bay. But you did. I live in Carringbush South. I lived in Annandale and they may as well have just called it Glebe or Forest Lodge. Annandale's nothing. There's a suburb that they put in between, oh, what's it called? It was like in between, fuck it, don't worry.

By the way, I've been looking after all our mug orders and there's a surprising amount of people, like a vast majority of our mugs have been ordered in Queensland. So this conversation makes no sense to any of our listeners who are in Queensland. Queensland's the same. I get so confused. Like I was in Ribena, is that a place? Ribena.

Ribena. And then there's the Valley. They've got a big shopping centre in Ribena. Yeah, they do. Pacific Fair. The suburbs are, I think the suburbs are bigger in the Gold Coast because there's so much space. Yeah, but also, have you ever gone to another state? And you know how it's just second nature

to pronounce our suburbs here? Yes. You go somewhere else and you just have no idea how to speak. Like we had an old, on the edge, we had an old newsreader who came from Perth and she was Coogee. Coogee. And like Karingba and sort of Karingba and stuff because you don't think because we just know what they are.

True. Yeah. That's like internationals go Melbourne. Americans go Melbourne. Melbourne. Not Melbourne. No, it's Melbourne. Melbourne.

Melbourne. I'll never forget my overseas trip to go see Lady Gaga in Las Vegas. Yeah. That was fantastic. Have you been to Los Angeles? I have been to Los Angeles. Really? Have you been to K Angeles? I have been to Los Angeles. Really? Have you been to Kaila?

Oh, Matt. You have cooked it. It's the same place. San Francisco? San Francisco. Oh, that's manic. San Pellegrino? Oh, no.

Have you been to France? That's how they say it, you dig it? Yeah, they do actually It's France True, I guess, yes, you're right Have you been to Gammony? I lost my mind a couple of... You know what mid-story that went for ten minutes that you did before I lost it?

I'm still waiting for those two suburbs I don't care You're like, you want to know two suburbs? Oh, forget it. Mitch, I said to you before we recorded the show, I think I'm going to be manic and cooked because I'm exhausted. And you're like, that's fine. We'll make it work.

Nat is fucked. I reckon we should just leave her hanging. We can say nothing and see how long she laughs for. It's hot in here. And I get weird when I'm hot. I think the two suburbs Okay Are we cutting this bit out?

No The suburbs is someone Don't put your glasses on You look like Dame Edna Dame Edna Dame Edna Dame Emma Bunton from. You look like Dame Edna. Dame Edma. Dame Edma. Dame Emma Bunton from the Spice Girls. Dame Edna.

You said Edma. Did I? You're in Edma mode. Smeg. Oh, my. Did you just say it? You're disgusting. What's smeg burger?

Oh. Oh, I don't have it. From the outside looking in, I see what damaged breakfast hours does to you people. You're all so unwell. I'm the most sane one here. I've been unwell for years. Paired with this COVID lockdown, I'm fucked. I think we all need a break.

WSFM Time Saver Traffic. On the Cowpaster Road, heavy traffic on the M1. We're crossing to Sally, who is over at Bitwater Road. Sally? I'm not sure of the name of the suburb. It's near Wiley Park. We crash. Undercover cop, everyone.

Watch out. That's been Sydney Traffic on WSFM. Why WS? Neither of you work there. We changed our edge traffic, babe. Bullshit. I used to be like, do you even drive? Yeah, I loved that one.

Yeah, it's different now. What is it? I can get it. Wait, didn't someone complain? No. Well, we had a chick write in a physical letter and said, it's different now. What is it? I can get it. Wait, didn't someone complain? No. Well, we had a chick write in a physical letter and said, it's so aggressive. Why can't you have it something nicer?

Like, hi, you let me in. How nice. Edge traffic. Do you even try? That's the old one. I love that one. Yeah, that was iconic. But we changed it because the do you even gag is very old.

Is this? Edge traffic. No, that's the same one. What's it called? Go to the log. I can't go to your log. We don't have access. Wait, I can't get over the fact that last week we were saying to you,

like, oh, nah, the host at the Edge 96.1, what's R&B stand for? She's like, huh. You just sounded so dumb to someone who works at an R&B station. You know what? I think I did know, but when someone asks you, you know when you don't think? Yep. Rhythm and blues, I definitely know what that is.

But to be honest, sometimes I get confused whether it's an ampersand or if it's an N, R&B or R&B. Listen, Nat, there's something that we do here on the show that we haven't done for a while. We don't have an opener for it, but it's called the Forward and Outs Challenge. Oh, the Hit the Post Challenge. Hit the Post Challenge.

I believe that I have it at – sorry, is there something more important on your phone? I was trying to find the traffic thing. We still moved on. It just didn't come full circle. That's fine. No, that's all right. I've given up. I'm listening.

The Forward Post Challenge, yep. Yes, the Hit the Post Challenge. Yep. My theory – Hit the Post Challenge. Hit the Post Challenge is that every announcer has it in them innately To know when the intro will start I'm not going to tell you how long you've got

But I will play you a song and you have to forward announce it You can say whatever you want, but as long as you end it with This is the artist, or this is Kiss, or this is Ijem, whatever you want to do P.S. Can you do an example? But you can see it, can't you? No, not on the wall, no Am I invisible?

We're just having a conversation without you, doll. You go now. No, because you said we don't have an opener. I'm pretty sure we do. I remember making it. Really? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, is it? Can you not find it? Yeah, no, I'm coming. I'm just getting some songs. Oh, let's go. What do we call it? Hit the post? Probably.

How is it that I can always hit the post? Cheer jam. All right, so this is how we do it. Ready? Give me something to talk about, a topic that I'm just coming off the back of. Anything topical, maybe. 44 new cases today. Yeah, 44 new cases today, you believe?

Truly shocking. Anyway, coming up, we've got your traffic, then we'll do news. But first, we've got a new Doja Cat. It's Kiss Me More here in Idja. Yeah, we only have five seconds copyright, so it has to be cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jenna, would you like to try one before Nat does, just to warm her up a bit? Not really.

Yeah, she's a bit nervous. You've got an easy song, though. Oh, well, give me a song. Waiter's Teenage Dirtbag, extended intro. I want you to talk for heaps long. Oh, fuck. Really? Yes.

Okay. AOL, 40, 70 cases. Can you believe? Truly shocking. Sad. Really? People will die. Kids will get sick.

Get vaccinated. Pfizer. AstraZeneca. It's the least you can do for your society. We've got your traffic coming up, but first we'll do some WIDUS. Can you cross the lyrics a little bit? Nah. And it's not WIDUS.

I said WIDUS. WIDUS. It bit? Nah. And it's not wittest. I said wittest. Wittest? It's very dark. Oh, kids will die. The kids will die. It's all about the post. Doesn't matter. Okay.

All right. Jenna, you're up. Yeah, Jenna's turn. All right, Jenna, when you're ready, go for it. 44 new cases in our community. Very informative, Jenna. Well done. I mentioned driving.

I'll come. 44 new cases in our community. Out of a song. No station. Nothing. Just 44 new cases in our community. That is so horrific. All right, Mitchell.

That was great. Mitchell, you have a try. By the way, I've never claimed to be good at this. You've never done a music shift? Yeah, no. I'd rather be dead. Oh, God. Getting up to do it. I don't want to do it. this You've never done a music shift Yeah no I'd rather be dead Get Nat to do it I don't want to do it Okay alright and when you're ready Nat 1 2 3 4

Oh sorry I didn't know it was a song I thought you were drinking it Can we not have one with talking in it What do you mean? One, two, three, four. Go I Was Gonna Cancel by Kylie Minogue. No, I don't know that.

Give me one I know. Yeah, that's the point. I was gonna cancel. You can't. You didn't even get a breath in. Let me do this one. It's Ijum. Well done, Mitch.

Heard it. Did it. No, but you could go, welcome, this is... IJM, the podcast. It'd be good if I knew the song. Kylie Minogue now. Yeah, you can talk in and out of the lyrics. I'm not gay, I don't know Kylie songs.

I don't know why. No, but we're saying that radio announcers just have it in their blood to just be able to sense when it's coming. All right, do it. If you know the song or not. 44 new cases today, 29 of them running around in the community. Here's whatever song. Pretty good.

I don't know the song, so that's why I can't announce it. Fergie, life goes on. And did you like I spoke in the break? You just got to say something a bit generic, like, here's this banger. Yeah, I said, here's the song. Here's the sick jam.

Here's the song. 44 new cases in community. You're listening to WS. You've got that milk money. I've got the WS flying me. The grammatical. You're listening to WS. You've got that milk money. Yep.

You finished your mesquite, doll. Yeah. What is it, Mishka? Mishka, how'd you fall out to this girl? This is Idjim. It's Nat here. Joined by a couple of Mitches. And who gives a fuck about Jenna?

Here's Fergie. Shut up! I'm not working with the shut up. Team effort. This is what I do with Dream Hour with Georgina Walker, who I love. She's a psychic on the show. And I'll go, anyway, and I believe that you will fall into money in the next 10 months. Wow, great dream decoding.

Thank you, Georgina. That was truly incredible. What a gift you have. Have I told you about my trip to the Northern Territory? I'm going to... It's next to kiss, like the worst. Have you been in that situation? What, where they won't stop talking over the song?

She just starts a whole new point. Turn their mics off. Turn them off. Why didn't you do that earlier? We started telling people not to come into the studio when they're annoying. You know some people don't get the point like you've been on fuck off. It's time for this anyway.

Nat with the news. 44 new cases in Sydney today. Do you like my newsreader voice? It's actually pretty good. Robert Penfold's my uncle. And now we've got Ed Sheeran, Brenny Music, It's Bad Habits, number one on the ARIA charts. You heard it here on IJM.

Every time you come around, you know what I'm gonna say. You can hear her on the Edge 96.1. Plenty more where that came from. Oh, my God. Today, so I've got Julie Snook, extraordinary newsreader. She's a Chesky News Fox News. I just want to backtrack to what Nat said. Robert Penfold is your uncle?

Yeah. Really? Robert Penfold, National 9 News. No, not theesky News fox. Sorry. I just want to backtrack to what Nat said. Robert Penfold is your uncle? Yeah. Really? Robert Penfold, National 9 News. No, not the wine man, you dickhead. That's Penfold's Wine founded by Christopher Penfold. So that reporter on the news, there you go. I had no idea. He's like the, he was the US correspondent for a bit. He retired and for some reason he still does stories.

So I think that because of COVID and shit, he's been doing way more but yeah he's my dad's first cousin my second so technically my cousin but yeah oh yeah cute oh so not your uncle yeah but you know when you say when they're way older than you you don't say oh you don't rob yeah my second uncle second cousin fuck forgive me i my uncle is just god uncle ross it's just Uncle Ross. Uncle Graham. He bought a mug, actually. What about when you call people uncle that aren't related to you?

Oh, yeah. I have a Chinese Uncle Phil. And no Chinese in me. Well, have you had a Chinese in you? I like Uncle Phil. Our daddy's listening, but I was going to say hello. How much do you like Uncle Phil if you're not related? You could have some Chinese in you.

I didn't root Uncle Phil. Why that, Eddie? I've got an Uncle Phil. Let's play Uncle and Auntie. You don't have some people like that? Everyone's got a certain Uncle. I'm going home. Guys, it's been a great show.

I'm not playing Uncle. No. Fuck off. I want to play Uncle and Auntie Bingo. Isn't Uncle Phil the guy from... The guy from... The used car salesman. Now, this is a story.

Isn't that Uncle Phil? Mine. All about how... What's the show called? That's called Smith. Yeah, the uncle in his Uncle Phil. Uncle Festa. That's Adam's family.

My dog's name's Pugsley. Ad break. Can you put an ad break on? Yeah. Next. Edge traffic. Hey, do you even drive? Okay, so Uncle and Aunty Bingo.

Uncle and Aunty Bingo. It's my new game that I've just invented. I say an auntie or an uncle that I have a news chime in with bingo if you've got it. Okay, so rattle them off in quick succession. Do you actually have these or are you just making them up? They're real. He's got a very big family. Proceed.

Prepare. Uncle Phil. Bingo! Great. Auntie Julie. Auntie Donna. Auntie Chris. Auntie Karen.

Auntie Nicole. Auntie Crystal. Uncle Ross. Uncle Adrian. Uncle Adrian. Great game. Auntie Denise. Auntie Anne. Very white family you've got here.

Uncle Murray. That's the game. So I win? Bingo. Auntie Morag. Morag? Isn't that a place? Oh, babe, I've? Bingo. Auntie Morag. Morag? Isn't that a place? Oh, babe, I've got my period.

Can you go down to the server and get Morag? Oh, we've had a spill on aisle 12. Can you go get a Morag? Ruined it. All right, Mitch, your aunties and uncles. We should never have bought this crystal car wash. We wasted all the money on more rag. Yeah, they washed the car wash.

Yeah, we got it. Somebody complained about the buckets at Maya. Do we have more rags? You can't laugh that much at yourself. Can we go through other people's uncles and aunties? Yeah, that's how it works. So I got one point. I'm winning so far.

Why do you get points if you have a common auntie or uncle name? Yeah. Okay. Mitchell, your turn. All right, you ready? Uncle Trevor. Uncle Graham. Wait, you're going too fast.

Do you have either of those? You say bingo if you've got one. Yeah, I know, but you were going too fast. Do you have either of those? Yes, bingo. Who? Trevor. All right. One point to Jenna. I'm I know, but you were going too fast. Do you have either of those? Yes, bingo. Who? Trevor.

All right. One point to Jenna. I'm not going to wait all fucking day for you. Get to move on. And I also have Graham. Bingo. Why did you only say one bingo? Are you guys related?

No. No. Uncle Mal. Uncle Philip. Uncle Peter. Bingo. Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil. Bingo! Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil.

Why didn't you say bingo for his Uncle Phil? Yeah. Oh, I forgot because he died. R.I.P. He was my mum's brother that died when he was 21. Oh, rest in peace, Phil. So you don't have an Uncle Phil. Well, I've never met him.

I wasn't alive. You had. No, we get points for it. All right, aunties? And I think of him as a Philip. Anyway. Nice. Prince Philip also died.

You wouldn't call him Phil. Phil. Phil. Phil. Phil. Phil, be a darling and rub my feet. What did he call Elizabeth? Lilibet.

Lilibet. Well, now that's the fucking granddaughter, isn't it? Anyway. Great granddaughter. Aunties. Are you guys keeping score of how many things you've got? I've got one, Jenna's got two. We're not counting your Phillip because you didn't count his. Yeah.

Alright. Aunty Belinda. Aunty Helen. Aunty Danielle. Aunty Sharon. I think that's it. Oh, Aunty Trish. No, but I wish.

Uncle David I had as well. Why did I forget them? Did he die as well? No. I was just thinking relatives in Bogengate. They're down the coast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well done.

Nat. All right. Mine's not going to be very good because half of them are Croatian. It's fine. Teta Kata. Bingo. Come on, Jenna. I just realised the four in this game, we could lie.

You couldn't actually make us prove it wrong. Where's your family tree? Ancestry.com. Also, I've just realised it. If I go through all my list and there's not a bingo in mine, there's not going to be a bingo in anything else. Yeah. I realised that halfway through as well.

Oh, yeah. Because I've given you all my aunties and uncles, and the point is to match them. Yeah, there's no match. There's no match. But me and Jenna haven't gone. Yeah, but even if I go... Even if you do...

Yeah, but Jenna... Mitch is stuck on his current score. Yeah. Auntie Cynthia. Nope. Auntie Janet. No. Uncle Jack No

I have a small family Jenna your turn And these will be from the Victorian era So these names will be real No these are current Not deceased got it These are from current life Yes

Uncle Graham Yeah bingo. Uncle Trevor. Bingo. Auntie Susan. Auntie Margaret. I'm with a bit of passion. Yeah, you say it like that.

You're all so white. Sorry, Susan's died. Oh, sorry. R.I.P. Susan. And Bill. Dead. And dead. Dead. Aunt Kerry. Aunt...

I don't know their name. Carol. This game got really boring. Why is she talking about them? She's listing them all in one eulogy. And now we're continuing the music. We had fun. Go ahead back next Friday night

here at Idrum the podcast. See you next week, guys. Uncle Bob. This isn't our closing music. No, it's not. You can only play 10 seconds. We should give it the real closing music. It was a pleasure to have you here, Nat.

Oh, thanks. Sorry, I lost my mind a while ago. I think it came back. I've already decided what I'm going to title this week's episode when I upload it. Chaotic as fuck. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I genuinely. And've already decided what I'm going to title this week's episode when I upload it. Chaotic as fuck. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I genuinely. And can you see the sweat stopped? I got so hot. I had a stroke. Do you know when that happens? You know when you're in a shop, like a change room, and you're so hot, you're like, I'll buy it. I'll buy it.

You're stressing me out, Mitch. Your mouth was hovered over the closing music, but now you've lost focus. And I'm like, just press the button. Okay. All right, Nat. See ya. Bye. See right, Nat. See you. Bye. See you, everybody.

See you next week. Mitch, what's the 2%er? Hope this podcast helps you. Yeah, we hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. That's all. See you, guys. We love you. We'll catch you soon.

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