Is It Just Me? - #85: Top Dog with Nat Penfold

Episode Date: September 27, 2021

Radio gal Nat Penfold from The Edge 96.1 is back as our guest host this week!   In this episode: What ELSE happened on Churi’s date of birth? (06:27) TV fails (12:41) This week’s reviews (18:36) What stinks more, air freshener or shit itself? (22:46) Saying ‘Daddy’ in the bedroom (26:52)  Nat’s ‘You Gotta Hustle’ challenge (30:31) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (37:45)   Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hosted by a couple of Mitches. What about me? Don't forget Chin-O. Who? Now, here's Mitch Chooley and Mitchell Coombs. Oh, my God. Welcome to 85, Mitchell Coombs. Oh, don't tell me.

You've given up doing your little rhyme at the start of every episode? Yeah, because I couldn't think and all I had was pork and chive. It's 85. What about episode 85, buy a beehive? Yeah, I was going to say feel alive at 85., but that's not even funny. That would have worked. That would have worked, though. No, I don't enjoy it. Well, welcome to episode 85.

And also, welcome to Nat Penfold from The Edge 96.1, joining us again this week. Hi, Dallin. Hello, Natalie. And I'm back. I think I've been on two episodes this season. Yeah. You have, actually. That's too much.

It's almost like we like you or something. And you've just spent the whole week teaming up with Mitch over here on the radio. You guys were filling in for Kyle and Jackie O. Yeah, I've been Jackie for the week. You've been Jackie doing the celeb goss for me. I have. And you guys challenged me to something last week. Which is actually why you're here.

So I said that she should do, while she's on Kiss, she should do a You Gotta Hustle, which is just trying to plug our podcast at any opportunity. So if you've had the hide to show up in this week's episode and you have not delivered, I'll be very cross with you, Natalie. So you better have done the challenge. We'll hear it later, right? Yeah, you're just going to have to wait and see. We almost forgot that.

Anyway, we've got the audio, so we'll play it later on in the show. Also, Prizekeeper Jenna's here. Hello, Jenna. Hi. Oh, Jenna. Oh, your've got the audio, so we'll play it later on in the show. Also, Prizekeeper Jenna's here. Hello, Jenna. Hi. Oh, Jenna. Clear your throat. I'm just not happy. Why?

She's here. Jenna, what is it with you and our female guests? Every time there's a male guest, Mitch, have you noticed that she basically fawns over them? Jack Vidgen, Keenan Lonsdale, she grovels at their knees being like, you're amazing. It's just the female ones we get. Make sure you record the audio of Keenan. I'll need it to edit.

You don't need the videos. Why would you want raw footage of Keenan Lonsdale? But then every time there's a woman here, Natalie Penfold, Tony Lodge, whoever it is, Jenna's just a little cow. They're my two least favourite people. Who do you hate more? Oh, probably you. Fair.

At least I'm the most hated. Yeah. Jenna's like in prison. She wants to be the top dog at all times. Imagine Jenna in prison. No, Jenna would turn. No, Jenna. No, she wouldn't.

No. No. Oh, I just saw a lightning in Jenna's eyes. Imagine Jenna near an Elmer Press. She'd just press your hand into a panini. You put Jenna in a coffin before, right? why don't you lock her up for a night? Mitchell, that's genius! Yeah, I like where your head's at, Natalie.

Her trying to establish herself as the alpha in the prison. I want to say this so bad. We cross to her periodically throughout the day, but every time we call her, it's like, this is a call from Silverwater State Prison. We have to sit through the whole process to talk to Jenna. We were actually trying to think of something cooked to do for the season finale at the end of this year,

because last year Jenna was in the coffin, and we were like, what can we do with her this year? Mitch shut down my brilliant idea. I thought it was great. I thought for one day only, Prize Keeper Jenna could become Bee Keeper Jenna, and she just spends the whole day surrounded by a swarm of bees. Yeah. I don't hate that.

But that's also hard to do in the studio. I want to see it happen. The coffin was right where you are now. Yeah, no, I'm saying we send her to some sort of beekeeper sanctuary or whatever. It can be done remotely. Look at me. I'm doing it now.

What did I say, Mitch? I can't remember, but I had an idea as well that was shut down. Oh, no, the one we landed on. We haven't even told Jenna yet. We decided we're going to do Zenna, Jenna. She'll do the whole show from a heated yoga studio. A Bikim yoga studio. Oh, my God.

That's funny. Oh, no, I will die. We came up with that on Instagram Live, actually. This is actually our first time telling Jenna. My low blood pressure will not cope. Oh, you'll be fine, Jenna. Think of the ratings, Jenna. Think of them. How are you, Mitch? You still

at home? By the hell, it feels like you've been at home more than you've been in studio. Do you know what? Yes. How's this for a full circle moment? I haven't actually told you this yet. So the last time I was in studio was for my birthday, which is late July, and I got the email this

morning. I've been given clearance because I'll be double jabbed next week to be back in studio for your birthday, Mitchell. How weird is that? Late September. It only took a few months, but I'm back, bitch, next week. Oh, my God, that's so exciting. Yeah, I'll see you then. I just got the email that Nat's been declined the show.

Nat, we're going to have to walk you out. That just came through my outlaw. I'd be more to have to walk you out. That just came through. I'd be more than happy to walk her out. Yeah. Oh, that's an all-star female. Jenna's just been made redundant. Yeah. Walk once a week.

Walk yourself out. She begs to be reinstated. Don't even work here. Listen, if it's your first time listening, this is Is It Just Me? Every week we start the show the same way with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.

Yep, we bring in Is It Just Me each. Nat's got one. Usually we get Jenna to do one too. If we've got a guest here, we might as well all do one. So, Jenna, are you in? Okay, I can do it. Mitch, to her credit, she always does surprises. Who? Jenna? Jenna. Oh, yeah, I know. They're never dull. Oh, we shouldn't talk it up. Now it will be. Now it will be.

Is it just me or do you like lukewarm water? No, that was mine. It's just you. I think that's just you. Is it just me or do you like the milk after you've finished Froot Loops? I actually do like it. Is it just me or do you think pigeons would be lovely domesticated

pets? No, it's not just you. I think they would. What's a Jenna Idgen? Wait, Nat, what do you think? What's a Jenna Idgen? We've both given one. Is it just me or is changing lanes really stressful? Jenna can't drive. She can't drive. She can't drive.

All right, who wants to go first? There is just me. I'm going to go first because mine is admittedly shocking and it's just something that I just thought of in the kitchen this morning so I want to get her off my chest. Yeah, go on. All right, let's begin. Is it just me or?

Do you get excited when you see your birthday on the expiry date of a carton of milk? Oh, it's such a thrill. That's my birthday on my pure 2%. But that's going to ruin your bloody birthday you wake up first thing and you're like oh i have to go get fucking milk my coffee's sour no but it's almost a benchmark because milk is like what it's got like a maybe a 9 10 day expiry limit so you're getting it on like the 10th of september right for me who's on the 30th and you go oh it's reminding me that my birthday's coming up you know or even like something there's really long life milks

they get now where it's like august it's september 30 and it's like in july and you're like that sings pies on my birthday gee it really is the little things for you isn't it i was even thinking of getting one and filling it up with water just to have doesn't that just sum up lockdown though the most exciting thing that happened to me this week i saw a carton of milk and i was just beside myself. It made my day. That's very sad. Well, some other significant things have happened on your birthday, Mitch. September 30, right?

Oh, yes. Yeah, 1995, yeah. In 1791, Mozart's Opera Magic Flute premiered in Vienna. Jenna would remember it well. At the end of the moment. Oh, my God. I remember the moment. Can you look it up? I want to hear this.

Yeah. What am I Googling? The Magic Flute. Mozart Opera Magic Flute. It's your birthday song. Oh, you're right. All right. Keep yourselves busy.

You talk while I Google. Maddie Zegler. Is that how you say her name? Zegler. Oh, that's the... Dance Mums. That's the Sia Dance Girl. Yep.

She shares a birthday with you. That's about it, really. You haven't made the famous birthday section just quietly. What am I, New England? The magic flute. Mozart. Never mind, I found it, Mitch. You're taking too long.

I actually had it, to be honest, so. Oh, you did? Well, I'm going to beat you to it. Here it is. Here's your birthday song. All right. Your birthday song. No. I haven't heard a flute so far. Is this what you all hear when I enter a room?

Oh, this. Here he is. So light on his toes. A feather enters the room with gorgeous hair, radiant body, and a rolling bass tone. Hello, everyone. Welcome to my birthday evening.

First course at six. Pate. The quail eggs, boiling. Side of caviar. Side of caviar. Side of caviar, freshly extracted from the sturgeon. Head corn on the Murray River. Murray, of course, be my darling invited tonight. Welcome, Murray.

Please take a seat. Silverware on the left. iPad on the right. Take it home. Tablecloth is, of course, 4,000 thread count Egyptian cotton. Princess Diana, great to have you here. Her urn is here shipped in. Shipped in, Diana.

And, of course, your allergy requirements were sent through. How can she eat? Oh, she'll be eating. Don't drive home, Di. Get an Uber, don't take the tunnel. Now I'm curious, was Princess Diana buried or cremated? Does she have an urn? I'll look it up.

No, I'll look it up. Okay. Oh, the one time, now that there's a threat to Jenna's top dog position, the one time she's trying to be helpful. That's Jenna in the prison. No, I'll do it. Back off, bitch. That's so stupid. I'll do it.

I found it. She's found it. Okay, Princess Diana is buried at the grounds of her childhood home. Oh, well, there you go. There's a flaw in your story, Mitch, aren't we? Damn it. Ruined the whole thing. Thanks, Jenna.

Shut up. Oh, hold on. Sam has more story, Mitch, I will. Damn it. Ruined the whole thing. Thanks, Jenna. Shut up. Oh, hold on. Sam has more ghosts, Sam, yeah. Apparently, there is a running conspiracy theory that that's not true and she's actually been secretly cremated. Oh. Who's running that conspiracy theory? Is it just shameful to be cremated?

Yes, well, I would like to add to that. The Irish Times report that rumours on Diana burial have been dismissed. She is buried at the Spencer family estate at Althorp. See, that's what you believe. It's me and the St Mary the Virgin in the family crypt in the parish church.

No better. Fuck me, it's Battle of the Googlers today, Mitch. But did you know that her funeral took place on Saturday the 6th of September 1997? Her coffin was transported from Kensington Palace to Abbey. I did not know that. Thank you, Natalie. You can only visit at certain times.

Especially during 2021. It's a very difficult time with COVID. Philip walked behind the coffin. I didn't like it. To support his grandsons, even though they weren't together at the time. Did you know? Did you also know that Diana doesn't have a headstone? Why not?

Yeah, that's a bit weird. Someone Google that. Why not? It's mainly to do with the lead coffin that she was buried in. Are you making that up? Is that true? Princess Harry cried at the funeral as he would. Princess Harry.

It was traumatic for him and the difficulty he felt watching her made her cry. Nat hasn't even Googled anything. She's just thinking. No, it's just my him and the difficulty he felt watching her made her cry. Nat hasn't even Googled anything. She's just thinking. No, it's just my knowledge from the crown. Do we actually know why she doesn't have a headstone? That seems odd. Janelle, do it! Her brother said Diana did not want to be cremated,

meaning she could not be buried in her family tomb due to safety concerns. So she's got this big, it's not a headstone. It's just a bowl on top of a brick. A what? A bowl on top of a brick. Yeah, right. Oh, my God. There have been four attempts to break into Princess Diana's grave in the last 20 years.

You're kidding. Oh, that's why there's no headstone. She wants to be a mystery. Oh, they don't want everyone to know where she is. It'll make sense. Well, she's at Mitch's birthday dinner, apparently. Yes. At the head of the table.

Anyway. Where were we? Fuck. I think that was your idjim and it just kept going. It went off the back of milk. Yeah. All right, whose idjim is next? Should I go or one of the ladies?

You should go, Mitch. It should be us and then the drags. All right. Well, mine's kind of about Jenna anyway, so let's get into it. Is it just me or? Is this woman that I'm about to play exactly what our Jenna would be like if she was a news reporter, okay? So I'll play it, but you know how Jenna can get quite frazzled

and a bit whimpery under the slightest amount of pressure. True. Well, there's a reporter called Grace Evans. She was in the middle of a 10 News update and all the lighting in the studio malfunctioned, just went to black. So she's sitting in total darkness. Listen to how well she didn't cope. Good afternoon.

I'm Grace Evans with your local 10 News update. A magnitude 6 earthquake has left... Oh. Oh, my God. I'm stressed. Oh, my God. It's genuinely the apocalypse. I cannot.

I'm going to cry. Okay. Yeah, that would be Jenna, wouldn't it? Say that to someone in Syria at the moment. This is the apocalypse, is it? Very dramatic. It was very dramatic. But that's exactly how Jenna would cope.

Imagine if all of our mics just suddenly malfunctioned. What would Jenna do? Don't, don't. Put it back on, please. No, please. I'm stressing. No, don't. No, please don I'm stressing. No, don't. No, please don't do this.

Please. No, don't do it even more. No. No, put it back on. We're back. Oh, my heart is beating very fast. You had to fill silence. Jenna's like, whoa.

Just with whimpers. Now, on the flip side, Jenna, here's an example of how to really keep your cool on air, okay? Take notes. There's a reporter in Melbourne for Channel 9 called Alita Loxley. She got vaccinated while on air. I am taking the chance to roll up my sleeve and get the AstraZeneca jab. So here we go. Ready to go?

Yeah, all ready. We'll make it nice and quick for you all at home. Just relax your shoulder. Stop stinging. There we go. Easy as that. And that is our special edition of Melbourne's Afternoon News. We'll have more on the day's top stories in 9 News at 6. Thanks for joining us. Need to find that lollipop now somewhere, don't I? See you next time. How does she do that? That was timed out to the news jingle as well. Wasn't it? Oh, that was the most impressive part,

that it was like completely timed out perfectly. Can I say that I did that this week on The Breakfast Show. What did you do? What, get vaccinated? No, this was a hook because Sam was producing the show and Nat was doing our news. And right before Nat's celeb news, we come out of the news, which is live, and they go, here on Kiss.

It's now back to Mitch Turi. And then I speak. And I do like a 10-second awesome, hey, this is the Celeb News. Nat will tell us in full after this song. Done. And the news guy went, and I didn't realise that I had a 30-second intro on the song. Oh, so you're used to feeling 10 seconds.

You have to triple it. Yeah, so I literally went, now back to Mitch Turi. Now it's spring breakfast. I went, alright, thanks, Sean. Yes, Kim Kardashian has revealed she is getting divorced from Kanye. And then I realised so Nat had her own new stories. He just read the whole thing. I read

every one of them. I went, yep. Also, Mila Kunis is in a new movie. And finally, we have breaking news about the theft at the Louvre. Was it Doug Cameron or was it Burt Newton? I'll tell you next. It was Burt Newton. It was Burt Newton this morning.

Here it keeps. And then the song ended. And I'm like, what am I going to do? And Nat just had to do it all again. You've just spoiled all of our news stories. Oh, God. But what else can I do? I had to feel.

Yeah. Anyway, yeah, that was it. Mitch, there was this one morning that I was watching Studio 10 and Maggie Beer, celeb chef, was on doing a cross from her kitchen and quite clearly they'd left it late in the day because it was right before the show finished. They probably said, Maggie, we've got like a three-minute cross to you, cook some food, tell us how you did it,

and then we're good. They must have run out of time because they had 20 seconds with Maggie. So she'd prepared her whole kitchen. They crossed to Maggie. She was like, yes, we're here at the Festival of Food this month in Adelaide. It is such a great place to be.

And they went, awesome, Maggie. Thank you so much. We've got to go. Mitch, can we put the audio in? I think I still have it. It is the most cringe thing ever. Please do it. It was a very awkward moment. Yeah've got to go. Mitch, can we put the audio in? I think I still have it. It is the most cringe thing ever. No, it's so good. Please do it. It was a very awkward moment. Yeah, here it is.

Have I got time to cook the whole dish? We don't, unfortunately, have time to cook this morning, but we're just looking at you. You are enchanting in your kitchen, watching you, you know, with food in front of you. We love it, but we have to leave it there. We love what you do. Maggie B, thanks for joining us today. Oh, thank you so much.

Producers all over Australia. We will, of course. Thank you, Maggie. Poor Maggie. It sounded like she had more to say. Producers right across Australia. Oh, thank you. Like, what about them?

Producers. It's so cringe. I didn't know who Maggie Beer was and I went to Barossa Valley in Adelaide, which is where her, like, place is. Yeah. And I was at Penfold Wine and I was like asking. Daddy's factory. I was like, my daddy's factory.

No, I was there. I'm not related, unfortunately, so no money coming my way. But the chick that was there, I was there. I'm not related, unfortunately, so no money coming my way. But the chick that was there, I was saying, is there any recommendations of places that you could go to and things we should definitely see while we're here? We don't have long. And she's like, oh, well, Maggie Beer's just down the road, so you should definitely go check that out.

I go, no, thank you. I don't drink beer. What a fuckwit. The chick looked at me like, and my boyfriend was like, you're so embarrassing. I didn't realise who she was. Britney Spears is around the corner. No, no, not into tribal shit.

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Mick.J.A. They say this podcast is the I can already tell that you guys there in the studio are in a mood today. You're feeling chaotic, aren't you? Sorry, did I get that pronunciation right? I think it was the apple podcast

Podcast It's the early starts isn't it You're delirious There's a pigeon in here Oh that's a seagull Seagull's coming Oh I'll get away from me Clean the desk and poop

Oh Ajax Ajax brain what What, spray him white. We got it. What else, Sam? No, nothing else. Just keep going. Oh, there's a guinea pig. Already I got a pig.

I got a pig. Oh. Mouth doesn't even open. That just sounded like you were hocking a golly. Hang on, hang on, hang on. I need silence. Oh, no. Hang on, hang on, hang on.

I want to hear the pee. Oh, she put the mic between her legs for that. You fuckwit. Oh, that's awful. Mick not, Mick not, Jack not, says, number one fan of Ijum. This podcast is the best thing I've been listening to. I've been listening to Mitch thinks that not my cup of tea. Oh, thanks for sticking around.

She says Not My Cup of Tea. It's such a shame that the police had to get involved and cancel that show. The police! Alright, you're getting your mug. That was wiping the Ajax away. I can do that. Ready? That was wiping the Ajax away.

I can do that. Ready? That was good. That was really good. Now, Jenna, we've all done a killer sound effect. You need to do one. Oh, okay. Let's give her an oddly specific one to do. The microwave door opening because there's so many layers to that

because you press the button and then it comes out. Okay. Okay. Oh, I hear you ASL. Okay. Shut up. I'm doing it now. Was that a Will.i.am impression?

Okay. Mind the house and my home. Shut up, Paul. Shut up, Paul. Shut up, Paul. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God.

It sounded like the sound of a little big song. Okay. It's one of those days, isn't it? Oh, my God. Sorry, Mitchell's at home. We're all losing it. It's quite funny watching from the outside in. Jenna, do an impression of a stampede of emus.

Oh, okay. It was so wet. So wet and inaccurate. It is. They've got little feet. A stampede. Yes, but no. Yeah, that's about bit of a noise.

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Head to our Instagram at couple of Mitch's. If you want to claim your mug, you can also buy one there if you didn't win. But right now, let's move things right along. Natalie, do you want to hit us with your id, Gem? Are you ready, Nat? I'm ready. Is it just me or... Does the toilet spray smell worse than the turd itself?

Do you know what I mean? Are you trying to tell us, Nat, that you think your shit doesn't stink? Yes, but no. But if you walk in and there's clearly been a turd, but they're trying to cover up the fact, to me that's worse. And there's certain toilet sprays that I don't know what they infuse in it, but it gives me an instant migraine. Yeah, I tend to agree. Because it doesn't suck the

smell out and then replace it. It puts it on top. So now we've got shit and love. It's the combination. If you imagine the shit particles in the air, which is the stench, the spray is like a coat that's putting on. It just wears it. It's just putting on a nice coat. Yeah.

So I'm a non-sprayer, I'll say it first. Because you smell and your first thought is vanilla like you get it you get the vanilla first yeah before the chicken korma shit i'm of the belief that the shit dissipates quicker than the toilet spray so if i'm wanting to like go in and no one to know i've done it, I'm not spraying. The spray hangs around for hours. So, Jenna, have you ever walked into the ladies' bathroom there at the station and known that Nat's been in there because of the foul stent she's left behind?

Absolutely, but she usually gives me warning. I tell her. I say, don't go in the first one, darling. Tell me the story you told about Amanda Keller. Oh, Amanda Pless. Am I allowed to? She was on this show about three, four weeks ago. And she was fine with all these kind of details?

Yeah, she was ruthless. It was hilarious. I was in the work trailer and I'm in the end one. We've got three, right? So there's one in the middle. I'm in the closest one to the door and someone's down the end. And at this point I had no idea who it was. And I just hear...

What's going on down there? down the end and at this point I had no idea who it was. And I just hear... Oh. What's going on down there? But, like, normally when someone accidentally lets Fluffy off the chain, they kind of hang around in there until you go and then they go and then you kind of look around you and wait to see who it was. But this person was brave. They walked out of the toilet and I'm like, who was it?

Because by that point I was washing my hands at the sink. Amanda Keller comes out of the toilet and goes, oh, lucky it was you. I farted in there. I was like, I know, Tom. She owns it. It was amazing. Can you do the noise again? It was like, you know when it kind of machine guns out of there?

It's like when you're running up the stairs and one comes out with every step. Yeah, yeah. It never happened to me. It's a real achievement when you get bottom to top and the farts still coming out. Apparently on the set of The Living Room she will poo on the floor. That's speculation. It's not.

Who says that? That's not credibility to Nat Penfold. I think it is. Nat, you've got the latest in our news. Tell us what happens on the set of The Living Room. Apparently Amanda Keller shits on the floor. Oh, there you go. Yeah.

All right, Jenna, have you got an engine for us? Are we done there? I can't tell. Oh, we're done with mine? We're done. Nothing more to add to mine? No, I do want to add. It's like when people try to cover up a smell.

So I remember my dad was a smoker and my mum wasn't, but then out of God knows what happened, she started to smoke. Yeah, my dad still only smoked cigars. Oh, that's right. He whipped out a cigar on our Instagram Live. I had major respect. Yeah, he did. Only vanilla cigars.

He's such like a weird, he's like a gay mafia leader. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mum started smoking when I was about nine or ten, and she tried to hide it so she'd like clearly have a couple of ciggies with Dad on the balcony when I was put to bed, and she'd come and kiss me on the forehead and say goodnight, but all I could smell was Prada candy, which was her perfume, but mixed in with... And I'm like, oh!

Wait, cigarette brands, I have to beep that out again. Oh yeah, sorry. Mixed in with Stiggy smoke, and it's just, oh, it's all you can smell. It's like you get the sweet, then you get the tobacco, it's awful. Yeah, it's just too many strong, overpowering smells. Yeah. Need coffee beans under me nose. You do, darling. Then you get the tobacco. It's awful. Yeah, it's just too many strong overpowering smells. Need coffee beans under me nose. You do, darling.

All right. You ready, Jenna? I'm ready. Go for it. Is it just me? Oh! Is calling somebody daddy the most disgusting thing you've ever heard in your whole life? Well. in the bedroom

anywhere i don't even care if it's your father like and just stop it well i doubt you do it at the bank yeah look uh people who call their actual father daddy when they're a grown adult is a little bit ick but a little bit no very, very. In the context of, you know, the sex, I used to think that's so weird. Why would you want to bring the word daddy into the bedroom? But now I get it. I get it. Why are you an active daddy-er? Yeah, please explain.

I mean, you're not the daddy, are you? Christ, no. God, I'm the fucking evil stepmother. Daddy coons. Daddy. Daddy coons. Yes, but I'm not impartial to being, you know. evil stepmother. Daddy Coombs. Daddy. Daddy Coombs. Yes, but I'm not impartial to being you know

ensconced with a daddy. I don't like being, because I would be the daddy. I don't like being called daddy. It makes me feel weird. Because in my like gut instinct is to be like, you know. To start being a dad.

Yeah, yeah. I'm like, yeah, do you need money? No, that's not the role of the daddy in the bedroom, Mitchell. You don't need to start teaching them how to change the oil in their car. This is how you tie a tie, son. Yeah, the water goes in the one with the blue lid. Did you say you have done it? Yeah, I think I have.

Oh, yuck. Well, because if you're not going to midway if they want it, say, nah, do you know what I mean? You just kind of go with it. So if you're with someone who suggests it, you just kind of do it. You might not enjoy it, but you just kind of go with it. I agree. It's not until after that you go, no, let's not do that again.

Do you want it? Yeah, and exactly. Do you want to be the fun sucker who's like, stop, stop, stop. I won't. You know what I mean? Do you want it? Yeah, exactly. Do you want to be the fun sucker who's like, stop, stop, stop. I won't. You know what I mean? You just do it. I will not. Jenna would.

An uptight bitch. A shit root. Maybe I'll go Jenna's a shit root. Can we all agree on the fact that Jenna would be shit? I don't know, Nat. You weren't on the Contiki trip in 2017 and it sounds like the many men that I could overhear being on the receiving end of Jenna, so to speak, they seem to really enjoy it.

Who was making noise though, them? Oh, both, both. They were making noise. They were very vocal. How many on the one trip? Thousands. Let's just say many of the men went down the River Thames and they didn't go to London.

They went diving down the River Gens, if you don't hardly mind. Oh, if you will. Oh, hey. Hey-oh. Hey you will. Hey. Couple of guards standing out of that palace. In front of... More like Cuckingham Palace. I was going there, but I was going to say Cockingham.

Why didn't you just say Fuckingham Palace? That's way easier. Oh. I didn't realise you could ride the London Tower. You could say Jennifer visited Big Ben. Oh, my God. Whoa. I tell you what, when we were in Paris,

one of the guys that she hooked up with, his aim was a bit off, and she copped an eyeful of jizz. Whoa. That's disgusting. The magic flute. Jenna's already had one of those. What? Is that a baguette?

Is that a baguette? You're a toad or are you just having a say? All right, before we go, we should really hear this You Got a Hustle challenge that Natalie did or didn't do. I hope you didn't let me down, darling. Oh, that's why I'm here. She delivered. It was very exciting.

Come on, baby. You know you gotta hustle. Now, we haven't done one of these in a while, but the last time, was it, Mitch, when you tried to get me in the paper or was it when I got you in the paper? Yeah, you got me in my local paper, which was our goal all along because isn't it exciting when you get your name in the local paper? Your grandparents can cut it out, stick it on the paper. Yeah, you got me my local paper, which was our goal all along, because isn't it exciting when you get your name in the local paper? Your grandparents can cut it out, stick it on the fridge. So we just like to get our show plugged in any way that we

can. Yeah, I'll be, oh, I wanted to get on TV, then we did in four days. Yeah, we were on Studio 10. All we were aiming for was the local paper. So, you know, that was a nice surprise, but we've aimed quite high once again. Yes. Kiss FM Breakfast. Mitch was on the radio all last week. Natalie was joining him. Did you plug us or not, Natalie?

Well, Mitch, you got some audio over there? I have the audio. And the Kiss audience, the Kiss Breakfast audience, is the biggest audience in the country. It is hundreds of thousands, if not millions, listening. It's very massive. So we were a bit nervous. Almost as many as our podcast. Almost as many.

They don't make just as much money as us. No. However, Nat did attempt, and this is the audio. Oh, sorry, hold on. Nat did attempt, and this is how it went. Anyway, Nat, what's going on with Kanye West? He bought a new home, I think. Yeah, well, he's just dropped $80 million on a brand new property in Malibu.

So he's been sitting on the market since May of last year. And real estate agents say the house didn't sell earlier because it only appealed to a specific kind of buyer. It sounds exactly like the kind of house that Kanye would buy. Apparently the house kind of resembles an army bunker with heaps of sculptures. It's about 30 minutes away from where Kim Kardashian lives with their kids. Look at this picture. Show me.

Oh, it looks like a nuclear bunker. It's just me. I just look like a lunchbox. Do you know what I mean? It's very square and very bare. I got it in there. She got the is it just me in there. I did.

Can I get a little ding for that, please? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. I was kind of hoping that you'd get the that, please? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. I was kind of hoping that you'd get the word podcast in the same story, but that's alright. It didn't happen. Oh, just you wait. There's more. And then I got confident and then I got involved. Have a listen. This is a couple days later.

Also, Kristen Stewart is going to be playing Princess Diana in the upcoming movie Spencer. A trailer has just dropped. I was listening to a podcast the other day and they were talking about how well Kristen Stewart is playing Princess Diana because you really wouldn't have thought that she'd play that role. No, she's just Twilight and what else has she done?

Not much. Twilight and she's done a couple of other movies, but she's known as Bella Swan from Twilight, right? Yeah, yeah. Is it just me or is this going to be her biggest performance yet? I think it will be. We did it! Yay!

I think we did well. Teamwork. Thank God. You make a good team, clearly. Mitch think it will be. We did it. I think we did well. Teamwork. Thank God. You make a good team, clearly. Mitch swooped in there. We got podcasts. And is it just me in the same sentence? I gave him the cue and he took it and ran with it.

So really, did you do it or did I do it? I don't know. No, I had such good banter by the end. Our connection was so strong. There was a word that I couldn't think of and I was flailing like an idiot. He sounded dumb. Oh, it was so bad. What was the word?

It was. No, you do what sounded dumb. Oh, it was so bad. What was the word? It was. No, you do what you did. Oh, I did. Anyway, I asked a footy player before the grand final. I asked Tom Burgess if Russell Crowe, who owns the football club, had given him any messages before the show as a pregame sort of, as a pregame, it's sort of what they do. Ritual.

Ritual. He forgot the word. I know, but I even said pregame thing that you do. They do. What is it? Like a little message or something that they do. Ritual. Ritual. Ritual. He forgot the word. I know, but I even said pre-game thing that you do. That they do. What is it? Like a little message or something that they do? I'm like, ritual. Fuck.

And I also like how you said before the show. Yeah, you said before the show just then. What do you mean? Like before the football show. Oh, no. Before they went on air with the football. I've been so bad. The only criticism I had all week.

Oh, my. I'm going to get grilled for this. The only criticism. No negative criticism. Such great feedback, except I was grilled over the fucking football interview. Who didn't know his stuff? Well, that's fair. That's not really your area, is it? You can't be good at everything.

Are the Dolphins playing the Rabbits or not? Well, the Rabbits are right. Rabbit-o's. It's not the Dolphins. It's the Porpoises, right? Yeah, the Porpoises are on the ladder. The Platterpie. Platterpie. The Port Arthur Platterpies. Mitch, it's the Porpoises, right? Yeah, the Porpoises are on the ladder. The Platterpie. The Platterpie.

The Port Arthur Platterpies. Mitch, what's your favourite team? Out of interest? The Bridge Badoon Bilbies. Yes! Yeah, no, I'm a Beryl Dibbledean bat supporter. But just bat. Not many, just one player.

And they've had some bad PR with the whole bat crisis, you know, during COVID. Yeah, oh, my God, that was awful for them, yeah. I like the Portsbury pigeons. They also haven't been good in the press at the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jenna, who are you fed up? Yeah, Jenna. I like the Dilbury Dungongs.

Oh, all right. Have you been a dugong? What's a dungong? Dilbury Dungongs. Dungong sounds better, but it's a dugong? What's a jungong? Bilbilly dungongs Dungong sounds better but it's a It's a dugong They're very cute Shut up!

They're cute Alright guys, we need to get out of here Wow, this has been a rollercoaster of emotions What an episode Mitch, the last one until you're back in studio baby Yep, I'll see you next week for your birthday. Please tell me, can we just agree now that we've both had a big birthday celebration episode on the podcast that we don't have to go overboard every birthday?

Oh, thank God. We've both had a giant birthday episode. You've been showered with gifts. We don't need to do it anymore. Let's just go, happy birthday and move on. Too much organising. I mean, make no mistake. Jenna and I have got some pretty

sick gifts lined up, so you won't be ignored, but it just won't be a big birthday episode, because I don't give a fuck anymore. Now, what's to be expected, because I, you know, teased and pre-ambled your birthday show ridiculously, so give them something to look forward to.

Well, mine's not a dumb gift. Jenna's is a bit dumb, but mine's actually quite thoughtful. Mine is not dumb. Yes, it is. What, make me laugh? It will help you. Is it a treadmill? No! It's a flashlight. Do you want my treadmill?

I've got a treadmill I'm trying to get rid of before I move. Yeah, Mitchell, I tried it at your house and I'm so heavy, the belt doesn't move with my weight on it. I'm so heavy, the belt doesn't move with my weight on it. I'm not joking. No, it doesn't even, it just stops. So I step and it goes, and I step and it goes. Yeah, we get it.

We get it. Yeah, so then when I step, it goes, and then I, and then it's where my foot's at. And then what happens when you take another step? Does it go dunk? Yeah. It's almost like I'm walking. Nat, thank you when you take another step? Does it go dunk? Yeah. It's almost like I'm walking. Nat, thank you for being here.

Natalie Penfold on Instagram. Thanks for having me again. What's your handle? At? Nat Penfold. At Nat Penfold. And people can listen to you, what, weekday avos? Yeah, I'm 130 to 6. Such a strange time slot.

130 to 6 on the Edge 96.1 in Sydney. Or the iHeartRadio app. Go away! That's exactly right. Lovely. All right. Well, we will see you next week, Mitchell and Jenna. All the iHeartRadio app. Oh, boy. That's exactly right. Lovely. All right. Well, we will see you next week, Mitchell and Jenna. All right.

We'll catch you then. I'll see you in the flesh, guys, very soon. Bye, everyone. Bye. Bye-bye. Who's that? Thanks. Is it just me?

A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to AD Debrief. This is our secret segment on the end. We pretend we're done, keep chatting. Nat is still here. Hello. Hello, Dylan. Yeah.

Great to have you all here. Mitch, can I play you an ad that I played during my breakfast show this week that took me aback, took my breath away? Oh, as long as you invoice them afterwards, because we're a million-dollar corporation here, so if you play the ad, they've got to pay for it. Yeah, actually. Yeah, no, well, it's Jessica R rowe so i'll make sure she gets the money yeah it's an ad for a very serious company now there's no laughing at the company it's very good that we're airing it but it's just very jarring to hear it's jessica rowe this airs on

kiss have a listen you might hate burpees but chances are you'll hate cancer more. I just don't think that. Yeah. I think, yeah, Jess. I think so. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that that's a common thought. You might hate spinach, but imagine being bludgeoned to death in the street. They're not the same.

And also, why is it so upbeat? It's so upbeat. Yeah, it's like a circus theme in the background. Chances are you'll hate cancer more. Chances are. She's also not ruling out that you might prefer cancer. She's not 100%. Yeah, someone there strapped to the bed with having chemo being like,

no, I hate burpees more. I'm glad I'm doing this and not doing burpees right now. Looking out the window at Anytime Fitness. I know where I'd rather be. Who is the client? It's called Burpees for Boobs or Breasts or something, isn't it? No, Sydney Breast Cancer. Yeah, so breast cancer.

Let's hear the full thing. You might hate burpees, but chances are you'll hate cancer more. I'm Jess Rowe to tell you about Burpees for Boobs. There you go, Burpees for Boobs. Gotcha. Am I imagining this, Nat, or did you used to be a copywriter for, like, ads? No. Yeah, okay.

I'm thinking of someone else. Sorry. I used to schedule the ads, which also suck dick. Okay. Oh, well, we both do that, so thanks for insinuating that. It's a negative thing to do. We're very good at it. Well, I do as well.

Oh, yeah, true, actually. I'm not a lesbian. Oh, you're right. You're right. Mitch, I had to deliver because I'm on breakfast. Sorry to bring up my breakfast show. I don't do it, though. Sorry to bring up my breakfast show.

Unfortunately for my boyfriend. Oh, you don't like it. I hate it. I don't enjoy getting it. Mitch doesn't either. What? I don't enjoy what? Are we talking about oral sex here?

We don't. Receiving. Fallatio. We're not going to say no to it, but it's not our favourite thing. No, it's not. Like, I know some people really love a good gobby, but it's like not my favourite. Same, not for me.

It's too much going on. Yeah, right. Is it because the person doing it's not good though and it's just frustrating because it's like you don't know what you're doing? Possibly. Yeah, I don't like giving up. Anyone who says they do I think is lying. I enjoy the like other person enjoying it.

Yeah, that's all it is. At the same time, that's overshadowed by how much I'm hating everything. I agree with you. I agree. Like, I'm more, I care more about myself. Yeah. Don't you? Oh, God, I just sound like I'd be a treat in the bedroom.

Yeah, you sound like a real prize. What's it for? I wouldn't be a boss bitch in there. Don't call me daddy, and I'm not sucking your cock. No, I'm like, you call me daddy, bitch. That's great. Jenna, say before the sound like Shauna Paul. Let's go.

Okay. Okay. Jenna, it's time for your ear jump. Okay. Can we get that sound and make Jenna, okay. It's called the R&B horn or something horn. Can we get that siren and make dinner? Okay. I was just searching. It's called the R&B horn or something horn. Oh, yeah.

I'll go to the Edge system. R&B siren or something. Before every fucking song on the Edge is like. No, that's club edge. It's getting a bit chilly in my room. Sorry. Don't mind me. I'm just going to put a jumper on.

Oh, see ya. 96 minutes ad free, which is not real. He's putting a jumper on. It's fucking 28 degrees. Oh, Mitchell's gone, everyone. See ya. Wouldn't want to be young. You're saying it's 28 degrees and here you are in it.

I'm in the studio, which is fucking a BWS free. Can you say let's go? Let's go. Okay. Yeah. Okay. No, keep it more. Okay.

Okay Okay Yeah That's fine I reckon Your A's need to be more O-y You know Okay You know what I mean Okay

That's better Maroon Carnival Yo Okay This is like the Madagascar Fucking soundtrack Welcome to the age 96.1

You're another I like that more, but more. What song is this? It kind of sounds like... Who's calling me? Hello. Hi, have a good day. This is Sam from NBN.

How are you doing? If you call me again, I will find you. Did he say Sam from Indian? Sam from NBN? How are you doing? If you call me again, I will find you. Did he say Sam from Indian? Sam from NBN. I'm back. What have I missed? Hi, Mitch.

Mitch got a call from someone and I could have sworn they said, hello, it's Sam from NBN. He said, hey, it's Sam from the NBN. And Nat went, oh, is that Sam from Indian? Oh, my God, is your internet playing up too? No, it was a fake call. It's one of those fake ones. I told him to never call me again or I'd hunt him down.

I'd be biff with, oh, Sam's back. Is he now a contraceptive diver? Yeah. I didn't know he left. Come here. Hi, Sam. Why are you back? My key ring broke and my house key is not on it.

Wait, Mitch, I don't think that's recording properly. Did he say he lost his house key? No, it is. It's either falling out the back pocket. There we go. How far did you get? Wait, can you hear me when I push this? Yeah.

Fuck. You've got air tags, don't you? No, but it's like the air tag I have, it's just the key ring broke. No, the key dropped off. So the air tag's irrelevant. Oh, fuck. How far did you get? How far did you get home?

I got to the train station. So if I find it in the next hour, great. If not, I'm calling a locksmith. At least you're tracking your key ring. You'll never lose that. That's very true. Yeah, if it is in the studio, I'll have a quick look. I'll have a look.

Did you trace your steps coming back from the thing? Yeah. All right, operation find, Sam's. Should I go have a quick geek? Key. I'm looking around the desk. Oh, my God! What?

It's Gabby Patino! Oh, no! What a fright. Mitchell, they're searching. Yeah, I can see that. So he's already retraced his steps from the train station back to the radio station. Correct. And at some stage between point A and B, the key's gone missing.

Correct. Is it in the backpack where it could have just fallen at the bottom? I'm sure he's checked that. Well, you just never know because he's a man, Mitchell. Sam, have you checked your backpack at the bottom? Very true. I forget that he's a straight man. I wouldn't be there.

No, he said wouldn't be there. And you know what, Mitch? I'm going to laugh so fucking hard if in an hour he goes, Oh, he's in my backpack. How can he say with so much confidence, oh, wouldn't be there? Yeah. I'm just trying to help you. I agree.

Pink Panther. I would check. Pink Panther, it's a great film. Steve Martin, Beyonce's in it. Yeah. Isn't it in black and white? No, that's the original. The 2006 version, I think.

That was when Beyonce's dad was still managing her and he would put her in everything. Yeah, because she was in Austin Powers, Goldf Powers. And Beyonce now doesn't even do press. I know. She doesn't even put Insta stories up. No. And she was in the fucking Austin Powers film. Yes. Oh, Nat's back.

Did you find the detective? Sit down and talk as if you're a detective and say what the update is. It's Sergeant Natalie Penfold here from the North Ride Police Station. We've had a report from one Samuel Vallance. Yeah. He's misplaced his keys. I believe they're the keys to his house. No progressions in the case. I can see.

Oh, the detective's been killed. Officer down. Officer down. Officer down. Officer down. That's such a shame. Oh, dear. See ya. That's the police alarm. Oh, dear. See ya.

It's the police alarm going off. I look like you are getting shot. I got a scare. I got a fright. You know what? We're not going to be able to get this fucking key. We're going to have to take a break. WSFM time saver traffic.

Oh, there's been an accident on the M4. Someone. Someone. Someone's run off the road. All right, lift across to the chopper. Jenna. There was an accident on the M3. How monotone. We're crossing live to Central Station.

Mitch Turi, what's happening? Hey, everybody! Oh, my God, it's so good to be here! Well, there's a rally in the train station. Yeah. To celebrate the launch of the new Nimbus train. Wait, Mitch, did I ever tell you that when I was doing my media course when I first moved to Sydney, I'm pretty sure I remember applying

for a traffic reporter job because it was the only thing going at the time. No way. And I had to send in a demo. I reckon if I looked hard enough, I could find it for next week, my traffic reporter demo. Oh, my God, yes. That's brilliant. You know what?

I could bring my first ever radio break if we want. Yes. I have them because I was saving all the – Were they bad? Oh, you know what? Yes. Yes, they were. I was just, I was such a kid and I was speaking a million miles an hour

and my voice was so high pitch. I'm right here. Sorry, sorry. I did actually sound a bit coombs-ish. It was bad. I would talk so much on radio when I first started that the bosses would get my audio and they would edit it down in an editing process.

And say, this is what you need to say. What shift are we on? Just Kiss Weekends. Oh, right. He got it! Woo! Woo! Where was it?

Where was it? Literally underneath this desk. You have no idea how thankful I am. I'm just going to have a little lie down. Go home, honey. You deserve it. Go home. That's actually a key for the Kiss Cash car.

I imagine. Does that mean he wins the car? Negative. Oh, shit. Oi, Mitch. Yeah. Can you ask Petho? I know that there's a rule that radio station staff can't win competitions or anyone

they live with, but what about former radio station staff? If I called through for like pop quiz or some shit, would they even put me through? Petho, Mitch wants to know that now if he's no longer a Kiss employee, can he technically win Kiss prizes or is there a cooling off period now that he's still like a couple months out? Well, technically you can, but I don't like him very much. So no, I won't allow it. Oh, the truth comes out now that I'm not there.

I thought we were mates that whole time we worked together, Pepe, you piece of shit. I can't hear him, but he looked angry. Furious. Oh, God, tension. Is he talking about Packed to the Rafters back on Amazon Prime? Yeah. I'm actually going to be watching that as soon as I leave here.

Yeah, same. I interviewed Hugh Sheridan and he said that it's the best season he's ever done out of anything. And I bloody believe it. No, it is. I finished it. It's very good. Is it good?

Yeah. I've never watched that show. Where's the new little baby? Is she a little bitch? No, she's like 10 now. She's like, they've made her really woke. Like she's the new Greta Thunberg. Like she does all these like protests and like environmental shit. Yeah. Do you know it's Greta Thunberg. She does all these protests and environmental shit.

Do you know it's Greta Thunberg? Is it? Thanks for ruining that flow of great back to the rafters chat. So what if I'm like, I'm just biting my thumbnail. That's not how you say it. My thumbnail.

You know that movie Spy Kids? The villains, what were they called? Tom Toms. Wouldn't it be Tom Toms anyway? What was the movie that Angelina Jolie starred in? Assault. Anyway. I think it was Tomb Raider. I get so scared during storms, all the lightning and tunda.

It just really gives me a fright. You know that old TV show? Is it, what's it called? The Tunda Birds? Oh, breaking news. Yes? There's a tund-foon in Brisbane. That doesn't work.

A what? No, you missed the memo, mate. He tried to do typhoon and made it a tunfum. No, it's starting with TH. Got a tunberg. It's not too hard to remember. Can we go? Can we go, guys?

I'm mentally fried. And, Mitch, you know, once I hit that point, I'm as useful as a pan with no handle. As useless as a fart in a bottle. Well, maybe it's three against one. We want to stay, don't we, girls? I really want to stay. I don't know that I do.

I've had a big day. Never mind. The Thunberg material I just gave you was my last. Run out of jokes on my joke show. I've got no more jokes. My ghostwriter's left. jokes on my joke show. I've got no more jokes. My ghostwriter's left. Sam was my ghostwriter. Will we be going or what?

It's up to you. Yeah. Yeah, cool. Thanks for listening, guys. We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. Oh, yeah. That's all. Mitch, on that note, should we talk about what's happening next week?

Probably, yes. You probably should have mentioned that, yeah. Yeah. Why did I have to mention it? Because you locked the guest in. Yeah, true. It's my job, guest booker. Hitstar and creator of one of the biggest songs in the world,

Tyverdes. Tyverdes. Tyverdes. Tyverdes. Nat, you know the song that he sings? A-okay. Our listeners would know that song. We've played it on this podcast many times. You know, that's where the whole 2% thing comes from.

So Tyverdes, the man behind the song. On the show next week. I know I'll be out of space. I know I'll be A-okay. It's the man behind the song. On the show next week. Yeah, so this is basically our unofficial theme song, isn't it? Well, it was. Yeah, it was. We'll get the man behind the song on the show next week. But, yeah, anyone who's wondering, we've had a few people write to us and say, why aren't you playing A-OK as your closing music anymore?

Well, I'll explain that in full next week as well. Just put it this way, I hope you've chosen your court outfit, Mitch. Yep, we'll have to explain the incident. Yep. Fortunately, we've got so much money to play with, it doesn't really matter. I was just about to say, did you lock in this third lawyer we interviewed or the fourth?

Who are we going to go with? The more expensive one. Yeah, yeah. And you know what? We didn't even interview him, but I'm glad. He'll be good considering how much he charges. That's right. It's a bloody drop in the ocean when it comes to our bank account.

Oh, our kiddio is overflowing. I've had enough. Anyway, Ty Bird is on the show next week. I'm in the studio back for Mitch's birthday. It's going to be fun. And that's also going to be our last show for a couple of weeks, having a bit of time off after that. But we'll be back at the end of the year.

Yep. We'll see you then, guys. Thank you, Nat Penfold. It was a pleasure. Thanks for having me, guys. We adore you. See you, Jenna. You could sound somewhat genuine, Natalie.

Mitch, can you take the show out this week with my song from Beethoven because it's my birthday next week to get everyone ready? Mozart. Yeah, Mozart, yeah. Mozart's Magic Flute. Yeah, Magic Flute, Magic Flute. Yeah, sure, I can do that. Alright, hold on. Oh, thank you. Beautiful. Alright.

Don't forget your iPad. One photo with Di, I guess. Please make yourself known to the guards on the way out. Do you have those little photo booth props with your Di, like a little moustache or a party hat or something? Yes, a little Union Jack. Free corgi cutout. A thick blonde wig.

Oh, Julianne Moore, I didn't know you here. Hi, darling. Love you in still, Alice. Hooroo. Hooroo. Don't forget the berets on the way out. You can keep those too. Ta-ta.

Ta-ta. I'll leave it on a cheek. Bye. Bye. Goodbye. Farewell. Farewell. See you next week.

Bye. Hooroo. Fare thee well. Fare thee well. Ta-ta. Thank you, Natalie. Thank you. I. Goodbye. Farewell. Farewell. See you next week. Bye. Woo-hoo. Fare thee well. Fare thee well. Ta-ta. Thank you, Natalie. Thank you. I said bye.

Why the fuck have I said bye four times? I was shocked your invite got to you. They said goodbye. Cutting a pigeon. Oh. They were the entree. The entree was pate. Oh.

Entree one. Ta-ta. Ta-ta. Ta-ta. Adieu. Adieu. Adieu. Adieu. Ta-ta. Ta-ta.

Bula. Bula. Goodbye. Farewell. See you next week. See you guys. Bye. Bye.

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