Is It Just Me? - BONUS: Best Bits of Season 2
Episode Date: December 21, 2020We're off on a little break, but will be back for Season 3 in 2021! Meantime, here are some of the best moments from season 2, as voted by our listeners on our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots'Follow u...s @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Is it just me?
A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Well, well, well, you thought you'd seen the last of us?
Hello, guys.
We're back in for another Best Bits episode.
Yeah, hi, Jenna's here as well.
Hi.
Not in coffin, don't worry.
No.
Our third wheel, groundskeeper Jenna, joins us every week on the show.
And Jenna, can I tell you, we put a poll in our Facebook group,
Enduring Idiots, asking what were the best bits from season two?
Yeah.
And coming in at number one was just Jenna being sledged in general.
And then coming in at number two was mispronunciation.
Oh, we love a good mispronunciation.
So this first best bit we're going to bring you from season two kills two birds with one
stone because this was Jenna's mispronunciation.
Yes.
Take a listen to the moment we found out that Jenna can't say the word bald properly.
Disgusting.
I picture one of them to have like long hair and kind of big and the other one to be bald.
Bald.
Bald.
Not bald.
Bald.
Bald.
And she said it not once, but twice.
And then Jenna, the other one, the deep voice at the very end.
I think he's a bald guy.
A what now? Bald. Jenna, what the fuck are you thinking very end. I think he's a bold guy. A what now?
Bold.
Jenna, what the fuck are you thinking?
Yeah, I know.
Sorry.
Bold?
When someone has no hair, they are bold.
I can't say bold.
Jesus Christ, Jenna.
Bold.
It's not bold.
That's horrendous.
It's like saying, oh, I played bowling on the weekend and I...
Bold.
A strike.
Can I tell you, it was a very special day when my niece was a few months old.
I was there to witness the first time she crawled.
I can't say bowled.
Really?
Oh, Jenna.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hello?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I'll be home in about an hour.
You can do that.
Okay, bye.
Sorry, it's just Samsung. I'll be home in about an hour. You can do it then. Okay, bye. Sorry, it's just Samsung.
I'm getting a new washing machine installed.
I told them not to call me.
I wonder where that was going.
I told them not to call me.
Sorry, I rudely interrupted, but I had to take it.
What is the name of that guy?
Oh, he's in the Beatles.
Last name McCartney.
Oh, yeah.
His first name was Paul.
Yes, that's him.
Paul McCartney.
I had a lot of his merch growing up and I had to give it back
because it all got recalled.
Taken away.
They're like, it's a choking hazard.
I'm like, okay, you take it, take it, take it.
I'll tell you what, one of mine and Jenna's favourite TV show
is McLeod's Daughters and I'll never forget the day Claire McLeod died.
I bowled my eyes out.
And as you should, rightly so.
Rightly so.
Yeah.
Jenna, because your mum got rid of that savage dog, right?
No.
She didn't get rid of the savage dog.
Because you've got Tiger and what happened to Jax?
She got rid of Jax because I don't know if you heard,
but he mauled her cousin.
He mauled her.
How did you get her put down?
Yeah.
Remember when you were away on the podcast?
Yeah.
And Abby Chatfield filled in.
Yes, loved her.
She was very funny.
And there were so many F-bombs.
Our listeners complained. They were absolutely appalled. Oh, they were. Yeah. With the loved it. She was very funny. And there were so many F-bombs. Our listeners complained.
They were absolutely appalled.
Appalled they were, yeah.
With the adult language.
They were shocked.
We were talking a couple of weeks ago about your property that you have up in Burgungang.
You were describing it, just how it sprawled.
The country.
Maybe I'm digressing.
I'm so sorry to go over the thing.
God, I can't even tell you.
I was so humiliated the other day.
Why?
I held up traffic.
I was in the middle of a busy freeway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Driving a manual.
I released the clutch too quickly and the engine stopped.
Oh, no.
That could be dangerous.
I know.
Bold.
Okay, no, can I just test something?
Okay, so when somebody is, you know, a bold person,
as in like bold personality, right?
And then a bald head.
Yeah, you can have a bald personality and type with a bald italic font,
but you have a bald head.
They felt differently.
I know that, but they're pronounced similar.
No, they're not.
For me, they are.
Bald.
Bald.
And bald.
See, this is like bowl, like you have a bowl of cereal
and you roll the ball.
It's like the difference between I'm in it for the long haul and I'm in it for the long hole.
Yes, I know.
But, you know, during the bubonic plague, it was just difficult.
Trying to do jokes now.
The pronunciation.
Oh, right.
It's not a joke.
During the bubonic plague.
No.
What?
What are you doing?
That's what you said. Closing the show. Oh, my God, we have anotherbonic plague. No. What? What are you doing? That's what you said.
Closing the show. Oh my god, we have another
segment. Yeah. Sorry.
Here I am.
So cold. Co-host.
So cold.
Did you get that? Yeah.
Took me a while.
Say it again, Jenna.
Have you learnt it? Have you gone home and
perfected it? I've tried so hard.
Oh, you know that famous actor, The Rock.
What's his hair situation?
He is...
Bald.
Oh, she did it.
She nailed it.
Well done, Jenna.
I did it!
Yay!
All right, this next bit is from episode 39
when Nat Penfold was guest hosting.
Oh, love Nat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I had been watching The Masked Singer
and I noticed that Dani Minogue,
when she was like pity laughing at a joke
that she didn't really find funny,
her pity laugh wasn't very convincing.
Right.
Here it is.
One of her songs is called Cemetery.
Yeah?
That would sort of sum up marriage, wouldn't it?
LAUGHTER Yeah, that would sort of sum up marriage, wouldn't it?
She had a stroke.
It sounded like her bowel fell out of her arsehole.
Yeah.
I isolated it.
Can you believe it? Just the laugh.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Has she been put in slow-mo?
Like, that was so unconvincing.
And I'm just saying, you always get up me for not laughing at your jokes enough.
I do, I do.
It's because I'm just not capable of a pity laugh.
You know when I laugh, I mean it.
Yeah.
But I can't just be like, and expect people to believe it.
Give us your best.
Go, give us your best pity.
Give us a punchline.
Yeah, okay.
And then I said, my balls were wet for a month.
Oh, no.
You can't do it.
That wasn't that bad. I expected worse.
Really? Hmm.
Compared to...
You do yours, Jenna. Do yours, Jenna.
Okay, do a punchline.
Okay, and then
Nat said that, you know,
she, yeah it was great oh my god that sounds
exactly like jenna's laugh all the time yeah but jenna's laughing we said fake laugh not break
out of hysterics that's your fake laugh ready oh i'm gonna the worst. Do you need a punchline too? I need a punchline. Oh, for God's sake.
My buddy Louis CK.
And then I said,
that's not spinach, that's a cat.
Sorry.
You're actually laughing, aren't you? Jesus.
That was actually funny.
To give me a worse one, please.
My mum did
say to me, you know, pick your nose, pick your toes.
No, you can't do it.
That's very good.
I feel like you would nail the fake laugh, Michelle.
Oh, my God.
Give me something that's not funny.
Actually, say something horrific.
Okay.
And I'll pretend it's world-class stand-up comedy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
It didn't.
It didn't. I'm never going to believe you ever again How did your face go immediately bright red as well?
Is it bright red?
It was
And then it went back
That's the blood pressure
It's really up there.
Upon second listen, it's worse.
It sounds like she's choking on a grape.
I feel the Channel 10 editor hates Danny.
And they were like, that was a shocking laugh.
And I'm going to put it in.
I'm going to give it a whole second of screen time. Yeah, or as a gay man that went to the Danny Minogue meet and greet once and she was a shocking laugh. And I'm going to put it in. I'm going to give it a whole second of screen time.
Yeah, or as a gay man that went to the Danny Minogue meet and greet once and she was mean to him.
She's just like, forever.
Ruining her public image.
That was a good ep, episode 39.
The next one's when?
45, right?
Episode 45, Talk Back Tings.
We know my listeners love Talk Back Tings.
Yeah.
This is often hailed as our favourite segment of all time.
And this particular one was when John Laws was having to deal
with a deaf old lady on the phone.
This is so good.
This is so good.
You actually said in that episode that was our best ever.
Yeah.
So no surprise that it made the best bits of season two.
All right, let's roll it.
Talkback Tings is where we play some really weird shit that happens on talkback radio because
i think it's safe to assume that our listeners don't really tune in themselves no but it's okay
any good shit that happens we'll bring it to you here you actually source most of the content
because actually no i source from midnight onwards but that is it's the trenches of am radio they're
barely breathing at past 12 at night.
My God.
Yes, I think I've found most of them so far.
But like I said, I've never had to look any further than 2SM,
that one particular station in Sydney where, oh,
the most random and weird shit happens.
And we've done John Laws before here on the show.
He's back again.
I've got one from the archives today.
It's an oldie bit of goodie that my dad was telling me about.
So you know how most Talkback listeners are ancient and maybe they don't have Google. So this particular
audio we're about to hear, an old lady called into John Laws and she'd heard an ad during
the ad break on his show and she was asking for the details. She's like, oh, sorry, I
heard that ad. What was their phone number?
Standard. Okay.
for the details, right?
Nice, okay. She's like, oh, sorry, I heard that ad.
What was their phone number?
Standard, okay.
So it was an ad for a nursery, Pike's Nursery.
Yeah.
So firstly, how would you spell Pike's?
P-Y-K-E-S.
Correct.
Okay.
So he had a bit of trouble passing that message on to her,
but he did not give up.
So strap yourself in.
This goes on for a while.
Okay.
He was determined to get it to her.
And as you know, John Law's very little patience.
Yes. But he persisted. Here it is. I'll to get it to her. And as you know, John Law has very little patience. Yes.
But he persisted.
Here it is.
I'll tell you what to do.
Ring Pike's Nurseries.
What nursery?
Pike's.
Pike's.
Yes.
P-Y-K-E-S.
P-I-A-T-M.
Would you spell that again for me?
P-I-A-T-M. Would you spell that again for me? P-I-A-T-M, did you say?
No, ma'am. No, I said P-Y. Oh, Y. Yes, P-Y as in Yankee. K as in Kilo. E as in stupid pikes p-y-k-e-s pikes nurseries p-y-a-t-n
but will we try it again ma'am okay you ready now have you got your pencil handy
okay p b no p. As in piddle. Y.
P, I.
What a joke.
Jesus, save me from this.
No, P.
P, P.
You've got the P there.
Yeah, I've got a P.
That's right.
And a Y.
A Y as in Yankee.
That's right.
Okay, then you have a K.
A.
Jesus.
K as in kill. K? A. K as in kill.
K.
It's a P-Y-A.
K!
Don't get excited, John.
Don't get excited, ma'am.
Can I ask you a leading question?
Yes. Do you have trouble hearing?
I have, yes.
Yes. Alright, yes. Yes.
All right, ma'am, well, we'll try it again.
P-Y.
P-Y.
K.
A.
K.
P again?
Yes, no, thank you.
K as in kill.
E-S.
Yes, E-S.
God, you got that.
Just a second.
Would you spell it back to me now?
P-Y-A...
Now, I...
Oh, no, I'm tired.
Oh, no, it's not right.
Oh, it's not right.
P-Y-K-E-S.
P-A-Y-E.
Where do you get the A from?
I haven't said an A anywhere.
P.
P.
You got the P.
I got that, yes.
Right.
Y.
P-A.
No, Y.
Y, Y, Y, Y.
Y as in Yankee.
P-Y.
Yes.
K.
E.
Oh, God, save me.
How can a K and an E sound alike?
K.
Yes, I will. I will God save me. How can a K and an E sound alike? K. Yes, I will.
I will.
I swear.
I'm going to throw myself right down the microphone and choke you to death in a minute.
That's what I'm going to do.
P-Y-E.
Did you say?
No.
No, I didn't.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think we're ever going to make it, ma'am, are we?
Oh, well, it's...
I don't think that I'm ever going to be able to give you this telephone number.
Is this a nursery?
I mean, this is just the name.
Imagine it when I start to get to the telephone number.
It's a nursery, isn't it?
Yes, it is, strangely enough.
All right, well, give me the number of it.
Oh, God, can I?
That's the telephone number.
Yes, all right, here you are.
Are you ready?
I'll take the risk.
Are you ready? Yes. Okay, do you have your pen at the ready? Yes. Okay. Six. Six. Six. Good, that's very good. Three. Six what? Three. E. Oh, Jesus. How can E be a number? I don't know, but I just can't...
A cat seems to vibrate in my ear.
OK, well, I'll say it very quietly now.
Yes.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Six.
Yes.
Three.
Three.
Very good.
Yes.
Six, three.
Nine.
Nine.
And another nine.
Yes.
Eight. Eight. Very good. Nine. And another nine. Yes. Eight.
Eight.
Very good.
Five.
Five.
One.
One.
Yes.
That's it.
Yes, would you read it back to me?
Six, three, nine, nine, five, I don't know, eight, 9, 9, 5, 11, 8, 5, 1.
You've got it.
You've got it.
I have.
So just dial the telephone number and God help Bruce Pike.
Oh, my God.
They got there in the end, didn't they?
That is the best yet.
And that would only happen on Talkback.
Oh, K for kill.
I reckon halfway through he realised, this is gold.
I'm just going to persist.
Where was she getting the A from?
And then a C in the phone number.
Wow, could there be an E in a number?
I've never heard him get that animated before.
I know.
Well, see, this was many years ago, right?
Right, okay.
So I understand now why they call him the man with the golden tonsils,
because that was quite a booming, rich voice.
That was beautiful.
These days, he doesn't really sound like that anymore.
So the reason I've had to dig into the archives as well is because
his podcast doesn't get
updated anymore.
There hasn't been a new episode.
I'm surprised there isn't.
I know.
Well, that's how I usually find shit of his to play on Talkback Tings, because I'm at
work when he's on air.
That's why most of the stuff comes from the night show.
And now that John Law's podcast has disappeared, I can't find the audio.
But also the most recent episode, which was mid-March, he really doesn't sound well.
Really?
So play the old one.
This is what he used to sound like.
Okay.
I'll tell you what to do.
Ring Pike's Nurseries.
Wasn't it?
Booming Dees.
Beautiful.
Very articulate.
This is him in the most recent podcast upload.
Okay.
In the past couple of hours,
the World Health Organization has described the coronavirus
as the defining health crisis of our generation.
What they are advocating is regular testing for the virus as pressure mounts for personal restrictions on visits to pubs and movie houses and aged care homes.
Many Anzac Day commemorations across the country.
You can tell that he's turning his mic off to clear his throat,
but it's still there.
Oh, bless him.
Irony, of course, being that he's talking about coronavirus.
Yeah, Jesus.
He sounds like he's on a deathbed.
He's got a ventilator, I know.
I know.
He is up in his 80s, right?
Oh, yeah, but good on him for still being on air, right?
He's still giving it a go, but just like,
how the fuck am I supposed to find audio to play on our podcast if he stopped uploading episodes of your podcast it was 17th of march
was the last update that's the last podcast episode they put up poor avid listeners who
can't you know be up at the crack of dawn they might have medical appointments to see to listen
to their favorite jock i know maybe they just assumed that his listeners don't listen to
podcasts but they're wrong here i am here i Here I am refreshing it going, come on, mate.
Should we call them?
Great minds think alike.
That's actually what I was going to get you to do.
Oh, let's do it.
Let's call like reception.
Yes, this is exactly what I was going to get you to do.
Okay, great.
I want you to be an old man.
Yeah.
No, I don't want to be a woman.
I want to be a woman.
I don't want to be a man.
Too close to reality.
Either works. True. I don't want to be a man too close to reality either works
just be
someone who would listen to John Laws
call 2SM reception
and be like
where the fuck's the podcast
it's been months I'm worried
is John still on air
like where is he
alright I'm going to call I'm going to be Dot
oh my god yes Wiggins okay, I got the number. All right, I'm going to call. I'm going to be Dot. Oh, my God, yes.
Wiggins.
Be my name.
Okay, I've got the number.
Are we ready?
Yep.
I've never seen you so eager to do a prank call.
No, I know.
I know.
My alter ego is a 97-year-old woman named Dot.
All right, let's ring.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
I'm dialing.
I'm so excited.
Here we go.
Hello, 2SM?
Hello, 2SM?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi, it's 2SM.
Hello, my name's Dot.
Is this front desk reception?
Yep.
I've got a query.
What did you say your name was?
Ben.
Ben from 2SM.
Ben from 2SM.
Ben, my name's Dot.
How are you, Ben?
I'm good, thanks.
How are you?
I've been better.
I've been better.
I have a query.
I listen to the John Laws Morning Show program every day.
I mean, I'm not a religious person, but I listen every day.
And for the love of God, I can't listen anymore.
You've seen the Morning Stew too.
I have to get my knee lanced.
I've got pus in my knee.
It's a whole thing.
I can't seem to listen live, so I have to listen via podcasts.
However, there hasn't been a podcast updated, Ben, since March,
the middle of March.
Middle of March, really?
For the John Laws program.
And, gosh, I haven't heard his voice in months.
Really?
Okay.
And my godson, my godson, Bailey, taught me how to podcast.
And I go on every morning without, it takes me 20 minutes to get on,
and I click it open,
and March 17th,
I've written it down in my notepad,
March 17th is the last podcast from John Laws.
Okay, March, right now,
I'll check the website right now.
Is everything okay with John?
Yes, everything's okay with John.
He was sick today, so he didn't get on today.
Oh, no.
Let me check.
His last show was yesterday.
Tell him, Dot, from Wonga Baradine.
He'll know me.
We had a brief fling back in 1980.
But tell him I said my regards.
So the podcasts, they don't get thumb-drived in.
They're not on anymore.
They are on.
They're on the website.
Oh, no.
Apple.
Not the website.
Apple, Ben.
Oh, Apple.
Apple.
Apple.
It is lavender in colour, and the application has a little boy with two rings around their head.
Okay, you might, oh, I'm not sure if that's the right one.
You might have to download an app called TuneIn.
Who?
TuneIn, T-U-N-E space I-N.
I'm getting a pen, hold on, Ben.
Yep, so it should be on the app store
Who?
It's called TuneIn
Or if you're finding difficulties
You can go on the website
No, no, I don't want to go on a website
I'm with Dodo and my internet is dreadful Ben
Oh, okay.
Yes.
The Apple Podcast app, you see, comes on my phone.
It's already there.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
It shouldn't be on our side.
I think Apple hasn't updated the thing.
But I'll pass it on to management to see if we're still on Apple.
But it should be on an app called TuneIn.
If you download that app,
you can listen to other radio stations as well.
So that's B-U-N-E.
No, no, no.
TuneIn.
T-U-N-E.
Tune.
So T-W-N-E-L-N.
No, no, no.
Tune.
T-U-N-E. TuneIn. I-N. Oh, like no. Tune. T-U-N-E.
Tune.
I-N.
Oh, like Looney Tune.
T-O-O-N.
No, no, no.
T-U-M-G.
N-E.
Oh, dear me.
No.
Tune, like tuning the radio.
Yes.
Tune.
In.
T-U-N-E.
E.
Space. In. I-N. U-N. That should be on the website. United Nations. No-U-N-E. E space in I-N.
U-N.
That should be on the words.
United Nations.
No, I-N.
I.
Oh, I-N.
I for Iceland.
Okay, I've got to pick up other phone calls.
I for Indigo.
Hold on.
Jamie, Jamie.
I for Indigo and then N for Nelly.
Yes.
Tune in.
All right, so spell it with me one more time.
Ready? T-U-N-E-O-N. Nelly. Yes, yeah. Tune in. All right, so spell it with me one more time.
Ready?
T-U-N-E-O-N.
I-N.
I-N.
No, I-N.
Listen, I've got to get my grandson to get across.
You sent Jonathan.
Have I said this?
Me and him had a soiree way back when we both lived in Warren Baradine.
Sorry, can you repeat that again? When lived in Wombadaradine.
We both had a little swar.
I don't want to get too much.
I'm going to start blushing.
This is why I need to talk to him and listen to the podcasts.
I'll make it happen.
It's okay.
Listen, thank you for everything.
You're a very young boy.
Do you have a girlfriend, Ben?
Sorry, my name's Ben.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No, I name's Ben. Do you have a girlfriend? Oh, no, I don't have.
My grandson is not straight, but I don't know what you are,
but I could talk to him and see if maybe you could just be friends.
He'd love to get into broadcasting.
He's an artist, so he doesn't make any money,
but I could talk to him and maybe get that to happen.
No, I'm good. Thank you.
All right, Ben. Thank you so much. All right I'm good. Thank you. All right, Ben.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
All right.
Have a nice day.
Hoo-roo, Ben.
Hoo-roo.
Bye.
Hoo-roo.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Poor Bart.
Jesus.
Do you reckon he gets calls like that all day every day, I reckon?
He was so calm, cool, and collected.
Oh, God.
He did that really well.
Also, I went in and out of a very deep British accent.
I didn't even...
Yeah, I did.
I noticed the accent was fluctuating.
I never even considered this as an option.
God, I wish we didn't have fucking jobs during John Laws' show.
How good would it be if we could get through and you relived?
Oh, my God.
Like, you did Pike's Nursery 2.0.
Like, you got him to spell you something.
That's brilliant.
He might not have as much patience these days.
I don't think he would. I don't think he'd be
that quick to realise that there's gold in this material.
He was such a beautiful boy.
Poor bastard. Jesus Christ.
Wow.
I love that. I think I'm going to take Dot
on a tour around the country. You should.
Jesus. You're right.
The old woman came a lot more
naturally to you than the old man character.
Yeah, definitely.
What would the old man have sounded like?
Hello, Mr Craig.
It's always right British, isn't it?
No, I prefer Dot.
I like Dot.
He's much easier to do.
I don't know why.
Oh, the poor guy.
Wow.
And he's got tune in.
To Mike Looney Tunes.
That was my favourite.
Also, they're really, really dumb for not having their podcast on Apple.
And rather than saying, oh, yeah, we'll fix that, they go, no, no, go to our website or tune in instead.
Like, there's no way that's a good, like, not that this would be high on 2SM's priority list, but that's a very bad podcast strategy.
Yeah.
No, I don't think that's exactly top of the list in the boardroom chats.
I think, like, 89% of our listeners are on Apple, by the way.
Really?
Yeah.
So, like, Apple is still the number one app that most people use for podcasts.
And so the fact that they're not on there is really fucking stupid.
Also, he didn't get an answer.
Like, he didn't really know what was happening.
Yeah, I don't think he knew what was happening.
He didn't get tuned in. Like, he didn't really know what was happening. Yeah, I don't think he knew what was happening. He didn't get tuned in.
Poor kid.
Yeah.
That's just...
That's one of my favourites.
Phenomenal.
K for kill.
And if you're wondering, that guy Ben from 2SM,
he later DM'd us asking us to send him the audio
because he loved his moment of glory.
Did he send it to John?
I fucking hope not.
Imagine that. John and these two
queers did this on their
podcast. You lost me at queers.
So good.
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It's chaos here.
You'll love it.
Yeah, it's chaos.
It's utter chaos.
Yeah, but we love it.
That's why we do it.
All right, guys.
Jenna would rather be at Zumba.
Yeah, obviously.
Have you been to Zumba since the first episode?
How was it?
It was good.
It was good.
Yeah, it was very good.
Was that your first time back in ages?
Yeah, since the pandemic. Yeah. There they go. Jenna! Oh, Jordan, welcome back. It was good. Yeah, it was very good. Was that your first time back in ages? Yes, since the pandemic.
Yeah.
Did they go, Jenna!
Oh, Jordan, welcome back.
We missed you.
No, no.
The instructor was like, thank God you're here.
Where have you been, bitch?
They're like, welcome back, Jenna.
You've needed to come for quite a while.
How rude.
They were like, Jenna and Jenna's second chin.
Welcome back from isolation, you pig.
Jenna, we need to check your blood sugar levels upon entry.
I haven't lost my iso weight either, so I can't talk.
I haven't lost my 10 weight or 11 weight or 12 weight in high school.
Did you put on weight and iso, Jenna?
Yeah, I guess.
Everyone does.
I did because I became a chronic drinker.
Oh, dear.
Yeah.
Bottle a day is my average now.
That'll get you.
It's all the calories in that wine.
I do the late night drive-through at midnight after I finish the show.
Because I've made dinner at seven, and then by the time it's 1am midnight, you go, oh
my god, I want more.
Yeah, that's true.
What do you get?
Yeah, chicken and cheese.
I thought they didn't do that after midnight.
No, they don't do wraps after midnight.
Oh.
Chicken and cheese is easy.
A bit of chicken and cheese.
Do you want to hear something fucked?
What? They don't do chicken and cheese on Uber E Chicken and cheese is easy. A bit of chicken and cheese. Do you want to hear something fucked? What?
They don't do chicken and cheese on Uber Eats at all.
Really?
What?
Yes.
But can you do like a custom burger?
Like, you know, you can build it.
Not that I'm aware of.
Fuck that.
Open the app now.
Let's see.
Okay.
Because I remember I was doing that traditional part of the evening at a house party where
I'm like, I'm getting McDonald's.
Who wants something getting McDonald's.
Who wants something from McDonald's?
We're all pretty plastered.
And Aislinn, my friend, was like, I want a chicken and cheese.
And I was like, babe, they don't have them on Uber Eats.
And she goes, okay, let me think of something else.
A few minutes passed.
I was like, Aislinn, have you thought of what you want?
She goes, chicken and cheese.
And I was like, no, I told you. I told you.
They don't exist.
And then the food arrives.
And I was like, who got the filleted fish?
Who ordered the filleted fish?
Aisling goes, not me.
I got a chicken and cheese.
And I was like, no, you didn't.
I know for a fact you didn't.
Well, Mitchell, it must be regional based because there's chicken and cheese at the local one.
And it even has a little popular sticker next to it.
Bullshit.
Chicken and cheese.
It's an option.
Yeah.
Well, this was in fucking.
Look at that.
Doesn't that look good?
This was in Newtown that we got the chicken and cheese and it wouldn't let us do it on
the app.
Chicken and cheese is the most white girl meal ever.
It's so gross.
But it's delicious.
But it's just.
It's weird because I was working at Macca's when they launched the chicken and cheese.
Yeah.
And I was like, that sounds disgusting.
Yeah.
And then because I get half price every break. Oh, of course. When I was on my and cheese. Yeah. And I was like, that sounds disgusting. And then, because I get half price every break.
Oh, of course.
When I was on my meal break.
Yeah.
I was like, can I try this chicken and cheese caper?
And?
I grabbed one and I was like, do you know what?
I'm in love.
Weird combo, but I'm into it.
It worked, yeah.
It was delicious.
I love it.
Anyway, there's a ton of stuff you can get.
Listen to Is It Just Me, the podcast.
We'll be back with fresh episodes very soon.
You can't get it to the local one.
Jenna, we're doing a tight wrap. See, Jenna proved me right. You can't get it to the local one. Jenna, we're doing a tight wrap.
See, Jenna proved me right.
You can't get chicken and cheese.
I told you, it must just be region-based.
Where are you delivering to, Jenna?
Our studio?
Yes.
Where are you delivering to, Claire?
I was in Macquarie Park one.
What were you at?
Macquarie.
Are you Macquarie Centre?
It just said Macquarie.
No, there's Macquarie Centre and then there's Macquarie Maccas.
Trust me, I'm very well-versed in the local stuff.
Look, I'm really sure people can Google this if they need to.
No, not there.
No, no, okay.
I'm glad we got there.
It's not there.
We're all eagerly waiting.
I guess it's just her.
It's not at Macquarie or North Ride.
But I just checked.
All right, well, those are our best bits from season two.
I don't understand.
I just doctored.
I didn't doctor it.
It's real.
I don't get it.
Surely it's only up from here.
Season three in 2021. Yeah. We'll see you there, guys. I'm so confused. Thanks for listening. I don't get it. Surely it's only up from here. Season 3 in 2021. Yeah. We'll see
you there, guys. I'm so confused. Thanks for listening.
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