Is It Just Me? - BONUS: Best Bits of Season 2

Episode Date: December 21, 2020

We're off on a little break, but will be back for Season 3 in 2021! Meantime, here are some of the best moments from season 2, as voted by our listeners on our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots'Follow u...s @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Well, well, well, you thought you'd seen the last of us? Hello, guys. We're back in for another Best Bits episode. Yeah, hi, Jenna's here as well. Hi. Not in coffin, don't worry.
Starting point is 00:00:13 No. Our third wheel, groundskeeper Jenna, joins us every week on the show. And Jenna, can I tell you, we put a poll in our Facebook group, Enduring Idiots, asking what were the best bits from season two? Yeah. And coming in at number one was just Jenna being sledged in general. And then coming in at number two was mispronunciation. Oh, we love a good mispronunciation.
Starting point is 00:00:34 So this first best bit we're going to bring you from season two kills two birds with one stone because this was Jenna's mispronunciation. Yes. Take a listen to the moment we found out that Jenna can't say the word bald properly. Disgusting. I picture one of them to have like long hair and kind of big and the other one to be bald. Bald. Bald.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Not bald. Bald. Bald. And she said it not once, but twice. And then Jenna, the other one, the deep voice at the very end. I think he's a bald guy. A what now? Bald. Jenna, what the fuck are you thinking very end. I think he's a bold guy. A what now? Bold.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Jenna, what the fuck are you thinking? Yeah, I know. Sorry. Bold? When someone has no hair, they are bold. I can't say bold. Jesus Christ, Jenna. Bold.
Starting point is 00:01:15 It's not bold. That's horrendous. It's like saying, oh, I played bowling on the weekend and I... Bold. A strike. Can I tell you, it was a very special day when my niece was a few months old. I was there to witness the first time she crawled. I can't say bowled.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Really? Oh, Jenna. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hello? Oh, no. Yeah. I'll be home in about an hour. You can do that.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Okay, bye. Sorry, it's just Samsung. I'll be home in about an hour. You can do it then. Okay, bye. Sorry, it's just Samsung. I'm getting a new washing machine installed. I told them not to call me. I wonder where that was going. I told them not to call me. Sorry, I rudely interrupted, but I had to take it. What is the name of that guy?
Starting point is 00:01:56 Oh, he's in the Beatles. Last name McCartney. Oh, yeah. His first name was Paul. Yes, that's him. Paul McCartney. I had a lot of his merch growing up and I had to give it back because it all got recalled.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Taken away. They're like, it's a choking hazard. I'm like, okay, you take it, take it, take it. I'll tell you what, one of mine and Jenna's favourite TV show is McLeod's Daughters and I'll never forget the day Claire McLeod died. I bowled my eyes out. And as you should, rightly so. Rightly so.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Yeah. Jenna, because your mum got rid of that savage dog, right? No. She didn't get rid of the savage dog. Because you've got Tiger and what happened to Jax? She got rid of Jax because I don't know if you heard, but he mauled her cousin. He mauled her.
Starting point is 00:02:34 How did you get her put down? Yeah. Remember when you were away on the podcast? Yeah. And Abby Chatfield filled in. Yes, loved her. She was very funny. And there were so many F-bombs.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Our listeners complained. They were absolutely appalled. Oh, they were. Yeah. With the loved it. She was very funny. And there were so many F-bombs. Our listeners complained. They were absolutely appalled. Appalled they were, yeah. With the adult language. They were shocked. We were talking a couple of weeks ago about your property that you have up in Burgungang. You were describing it, just how it sprawled. The country.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Maybe I'm digressing. I'm so sorry to go over the thing. God, I can't even tell you. I was so humiliated the other day. Why? I held up traffic. I was in the middle of a busy freeway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Driving a manual. I released the clutch too quickly and the engine stopped. Oh, no. That could be dangerous. I know. Bold. Okay, no, can I just test something? Okay, so when somebody is, you know, a bold person,
Starting point is 00:03:20 as in like bold personality, right? And then a bald head. Yeah, you can have a bald personality and type with a bald italic font, but you have a bald head. They felt differently. I know that, but they're pronounced similar. No, they're not. For me, they are.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Bald. Bald. And bald. See, this is like bowl, like you have a bowl of cereal and you roll the ball. It's like the difference between I'm in it for the long haul and I'm in it for the long hole. Yes, I know. But, you know, during the bubonic plague, it was just difficult.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Trying to do jokes now. The pronunciation. Oh, right. It's not a joke. During the bubonic plague. No. What? What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:04:04 That's what you said. Closing the show. Oh, my God, we have anotherbonic plague. No. What? What are you doing? That's what you said. Closing the show. Oh my god, we have another segment. Yeah. Sorry. Here I am. So cold. Co-host. So cold. Did you get that? Yeah. Took me a while.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Say it again, Jenna. Have you learnt it? Have you gone home and perfected it? I've tried so hard. Oh, you know that famous actor, The Rock. What's his hair situation? He is... Bald. Oh, she did it.
Starting point is 00:04:32 She nailed it. Well done, Jenna. I did it! Yay! All right, this next bit is from episode 39 when Nat Penfold was guest hosting. Oh, love Nat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:43 And I had been watching The Masked Singer and I noticed that Dani Minogue, when she was like pity laughing at a joke that she didn't really find funny, her pity laugh wasn't very convincing. Right. Here it is. One of her songs is called Cemetery.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Yeah? That would sort of sum up marriage, wouldn't it? LAUGHTER Yeah, that would sort of sum up marriage, wouldn't it? She had a stroke. It sounded like her bowel fell out of her arsehole. Yeah. I isolated it. Can you believe it? Just the laugh.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Yeah, yeah, okay. Has she been put in slow-mo? Like, that was so unconvincing. And I'm just saying, you always get up me for not laughing at your jokes enough. I do, I do. It's because I'm just not capable of a pity laugh. You know when I laugh, I mean it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:35 But I can't just be like, and expect people to believe it. Give us your best. Go, give us your best pity. Give us a punchline. Yeah, okay. And then I said, my balls were wet for a month. Oh, no. You can't do it.
Starting point is 00:05:52 That wasn't that bad. I expected worse. Really? Hmm. Compared to... You do yours, Jenna. Do yours, Jenna. Okay, do a punchline. Okay, and then Nat said that, you know, she, yeah it was great oh my god that sounds
Starting point is 00:06:09 exactly like jenna's laugh all the time yeah but jenna's laughing we said fake laugh not break out of hysterics that's your fake laugh ready oh i'm gonna the worst. Do you need a punchline too? I need a punchline. Oh, for God's sake. My buddy Louis CK. And then I said, that's not spinach, that's a cat. Sorry. You're actually laughing, aren't you? Jesus. That was actually funny.
Starting point is 00:06:36 To give me a worse one, please. My mum did say to me, you know, pick your nose, pick your toes. No, you can't do it. That's very good. I feel like you would nail the fake laugh, Michelle. Oh, my God. Give me something that's not funny.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Actually, say something horrific. Okay. And I'll pretend it's world-class stand-up comedy. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? It didn't. It didn't. I'm never going to believe you ever again How did your face go immediately bright red as well? Is it bright red?
Starting point is 00:07:20 It was And then it went back That's the blood pressure It's really up there. Upon second listen, it's worse. It sounds like she's choking on a grape. I feel the Channel 10 editor hates Danny. And they were like, that was a shocking laugh.
Starting point is 00:07:42 And I'm going to put it in. I'm going to give it a whole second of screen time. Yeah, or as a gay man that went to the Danny Minogue meet and greet once and she was a shocking laugh. And I'm going to put it in. I'm going to give it a whole second of screen time. Yeah, or as a gay man that went to the Danny Minogue meet and greet once and she was mean to him. She's just like, forever. Ruining her public image. That was a good ep, episode 39. The next one's when? 45, right?
Starting point is 00:07:56 Episode 45, Talk Back Tings. We know my listeners love Talk Back Tings. Yeah. This is often hailed as our favourite segment of all time. And this particular one was when John Laws was having to deal with a deaf old lady on the phone. This is so good. This is so good.
Starting point is 00:08:13 You actually said in that episode that was our best ever. Yeah. So no surprise that it made the best bits of season two. All right, let's roll it. Talkback Tings is where we play some really weird shit that happens on talkback radio because i think it's safe to assume that our listeners don't really tune in themselves no but it's okay any good shit that happens we'll bring it to you here you actually source most of the content because actually no i source from midnight onwards but that is it's the trenches of am radio they're
Starting point is 00:08:42 barely breathing at past 12 at night. My God. Yes, I think I've found most of them so far. But like I said, I've never had to look any further than 2SM, that one particular station in Sydney where, oh, the most random and weird shit happens. And we've done John Laws before here on the show. He's back again.
Starting point is 00:08:59 I've got one from the archives today. It's an oldie bit of goodie that my dad was telling me about. So you know how most Talkback listeners are ancient and maybe they don't have Google. So this particular audio we're about to hear, an old lady called into John Laws and she'd heard an ad during the ad break on his show and she was asking for the details. She's like, oh, sorry, I heard that ad. What was their phone number? Standard. Okay. for the details, right?
Starting point is 00:09:21 Nice, okay. She's like, oh, sorry, I heard that ad. What was their phone number? Standard, okay. So it was an ad for a nursery, Pike's Nursery. Yeah. So firstly, how would you spell Pike's? P-Y-K-E-S. Correct.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Okay. So he had a bit of trouble passing that message on to her, but he did not give up. So strap yourself in. This goes on for a while. Okay. He was determined to get it to her. And as you know, John Law's very little patience.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Yes. But he persisted. Here it is. I'll to get it to her. And as you know, John Law has very little patience. Yes. But he persisted. Here it is. I'll tell you what to do. Ring Pike's Nurseries. What nursery? Pike's. Pike's.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Yes. P-Y-K-E-S. P-I-A-T-M. Would you spell that again for me? P-I-A-T-M. Would you spell that again for me? P-I-A-T-M, did you say? No, ma'am. No, I said P-Y. Oh, Y. Yes, P-Y as in Yankee. K as in Kilo. E as in stupid pikes p-y-k-e-s pikes nurseries p-y-a-t-n but will we try it again ma'am okay you ready now have you got your pencil handy okay p b no p. As in piddle. Y.
Starting point is 00:10:46 P, I. What a joke. Jesus, save me from this. No, P. P, P. You've got the P there. Yeah, I've got a P. That's right.
Starting point is 00:10:53 And a Y. A Y as in Yankee. That's right. Okay, then you have a K. A. Jesus. K as in kill. K? A. K as in kill. K.
Starting point is 00:11:09 It's a P-Y-A. K! Don't get excited, John. Don't get excited, ma'am. Can I ask you a leading question? Yes. Do you have trouble hearing? I have, yes. Yes. Alright, yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:25 All right, ma'am, well, we'll try it again. P-Y. P-Y. K. A. K. P again? Yes, no, thank you.
Starting point is 00:11:34 K as in kill. E-S. Yes, E-S. God, you got that. Just a second. Would you spell it back to me now? P-Y-A... Now, I...
Starting point is 00:11:48 Oh, no, I'm tired. Oh, no, it's not right. Oh, it's not right. P-Y-K-E-S. P-A-Y-E. Where do you get the A from? I haven't said an A anywhere. P.
Starting point is 00:12:08 P. You got the P. I got that, yes. Right. Y. P-A. No, Y. Y, Y, Y, Y.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Y as in Yankee. P-Y. Yes. K. E. Oh, God, save me. How can a K and an E sound alike? K.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Yes, I will. I will God save me. How can a K and an E sound alike? K. Yes, I will. I will. I swear. I'm going to throw myself right down the microphone and choke you to death in a minute. That's what I'm going to do. P-Y-E. Did you say? No.
Starting point is 00:12:38 No, I didn't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think we're ever going to make it, ma'am, are we? Oh, well, it's... I don't think that I'm ever going to be able to give you this telephone number. Is this a nursery? I mean, this is just the name.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Imagine it when I start to get to the telephone number. It's a nursery, isn't it? Yes, it is, strangely enough. All right, well, give me the number of it. Oh, God, can I? That's the telephone number. Yes, all right, here you are. Are you ready?
Starting point is 00:13:04 I'll take the risk. Are you ready? Yes. Okay, do you have your pen at the ready? Yes. Okay. Six. Six. Six. Good, that's very good. Three. Six what? Three. E. Oh, Jesus. How can E be a number? I don't know, but I just can't... A cat seems to vibrate in my ear. OK, well, I'll say it very quietly now. Yes. Can you hear me? Yes. Six.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Yes. Three. Three. Very good. Yes. Six, three. Nine. Nine.
Starting point is 00:13:41 And another nine. Yes. Eight. Eight. Very good. Nine. And another nine. Yes. Eight. Eight. Very good. Five. Five. One.
Starting point is 00:13:54 One. Yes. That's it. Yes, would you read it back to me? Six, three, nine, nine, five, I don't know, eight, 9, 9, 5, 11, 8, 5, 1. You've got it. You've got it. I have.
Starting point is 00:14:12 So just dial the telephone number and God help Bruce Pike. Oh, my God. They got there in the end, didn't they? That is the best yet. And that would only happen on Talkback. Oh, K for kill. I reckon halfway through he realised, this is gold. I'm just going to persist.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Where was she getting the A from? And then a C in the phone number. Wow, could there be an E in a number? I've never heard him get that animated before. I know. Well, see, this was many years ago, right? Right, okay. So I understand now why they call him the man with the golden tonsils,
Starting point is 00:14:53 because that was quite a booming, rich voice. That was beautiful. These days, he doesn't really sound like that anymore. So the reason I've had to dig into the archives as well is because his podcast doesn't get updated anymore. There hasn't been a new episode. I'm surprised there isn't.
Starting point is 00:15:08 I know. Well, that's how I usually find shit of his to play on Talkback Tings, because I'm at work when he's on air. That's why most of the stuff comes from the night show. And now that John Law's podcast has disappeared, I can't find the audio. But also the most recent episode, which was mid-March, he really doesn't sound well. Really? So play the old one.
Starting point is 00:15:28 This is what he used to sound like. Okay. I'll tell you what to do. Ring Pike's Nurseries. Wasn't it? Booming Dees. Beautiful. Very articulate.
Starting point is 00:15:37 This is him in the most recent podcast upload. Okay. In the past couple of hours, the World Health Organization has described the coronavirus as the defining health crisis of our generation. What they are advocating is regular testing for the virus as pressure mounts for personal restrictions on visits to pubs and movie houses and aged care homes. Many Anzac Day commemorations across the country. You can tell that he's turning his mic off to clear his throat,
Starting point is 00:16:07 but it's still there. Oh, bless him. Irony, of course, being that he's talking about coronavirus. Yeah, Jesus. He sounds like he's on a deathbed. He's got a ventilator, I know. I know. He is up in his 80s, right?
Starting point is 00:16:18 Oh, yeah, but good on him for still being on air, right? He's still giving it a go, but just like, how the fuck am I supposed to find audio to play on our podcast if he stopped uploading episodes of your podcast it was 17th of march was the last update that's the last podcast episode they put up poor avid listeners who can't you know be up at the crack of dawn they might have medical appointments to see to listen to their favorite jock i know maybe they just assumed that his listeners don't listen to podcasts but they're wrong here i am here i Here I am refreshing it going, come on, mate. Should we call them?
Starting point is 00:16:48 Great minds think alike. That's actually what I was going to get you to do. Oh, let's do it. Let's call like reception. Yes, this is exactly what I was going to get you to do. Okay, great. I want you to be an old man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:57 No, I don't want to be a woman. I want to be a woman. I don't want to be a man. Too close to reality. Either works. True. I don't want to be a man too close to reality either works just be someone who would listen to John Laws call 2SM reception
Starting point is 00:17:12 and be like where the fuck's the podcast it's been months I'm worried is John still on air like where is he alright I'm going to call I'm going to be Dot oh my god yes Wiggins okay, I got the number. All right, I'm going to call. I'm going to be Dot. Oh, my God, yes. Wiggins.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Be my name. Okay, I've got the number. Are we ready? Yep. I've never seen you so eager to do a prank call. No, I know. I know. My alter ego is a 97-year-old woman named Dot.
Starting point is 00:17:38 All right, let's ring. Okay. Oh, my God. I'm dialing. I'm so excited. Here we go. Hello, 2SM? Hello, 2SM?
Starting point is 00:17:54 Hello? Hello? Hi, it's 2SM. Hello, my name's Dot. Is this front desk reception? Yep. I've got a query. What did you say your name was?
Starting point is 00:18:07 Ben. Ben from 2SM. Ben from 2SM. Ben, my name's Dot. How are you, Ben? I'm good, thanks. How are you? I've been better.
Starting point is 00:18:16 I've been better. I have a query. I listen to the John Laws Morning Show program every day. I mean, I'm not a religious person, but I listen every day. And for the love of God, I can't listen anymore. You've seen the Morning Stew too. I have to get my knee lanced. I've got pus in my knee.
Starting point is 00:18:33 It's a whole thing. I can't seem to listen live, so I have to listen via podcasts. However, there hasn't been a podcast updated, Ben, since March, the middle of March. Middle of March, really? For the John Laws program. And, gosh, I haven't heard his voice in months. Really?
Starting point is 00:18:54 Okay. And my godson, my godson, Bailey, taught me how to podcast. And I go on every morning without, it takes me 20 minutes to get on, and I click it open, and March 17th, I've written it down in my notepad, March 17th is the last podcast from John Laws. Okay, March, right now,
Starting point is 00:19:17 I'll check the website right now. Is everything okay with John? Yes, everything's okay with John. He was sick today, so he didn't get on today. Oh, no. Let me check. His last show was yesterday. Tell him, Dot, from Wonga Baradine.
Starting point is 00:19:35 He'll know me. We had a brief fling back in 1980. But tell him I said my regards. So the podcasts, they don't get thumb-drived in. They're not on anymore. They are on. They're on the website. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Apple. Not the website. Apple, Ben. Oh, Apple. Apple. Apple. It is lavender in colour, and the application has a little boy with two rings around their head. Okay, you might, oh, I'm not sure if that's the right one.
Starting point is 00:20:12 You might have to download an app called TuneIn. Who? TuneIn, T-U-N-E space I-N. I'm getting a pen, hold on, Ben. Yep, so it should be on the app store Who? It's called TuneIn Or if you're finding difficulties
Starting point is 00:20:34 You can go on the website No, no, I don't want to go on a website I'm with Dodo and my internet is dreadful Ben Oh, okay. Yes. The Apple Podcast app, you see, comes on my phone. It's already there. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Oh, okay. It shouldn't be on our side. I think Apple hasn't updated the thing. But I'll pass it on to management to see if we're still on Apple. But it should be on an app called TuneIn. If you download that app, you can listen to other radio stations as well. So that's B-U-N-E.
Starting point is 00:21:12 No, no, no. TuneIn. T-U-N-E. Tune. So T-W-N-E-L-N. No, no, no. Tune. T-U-N-E. TuneIn. I-N. Oh, like no. Tune. T-U-N-E.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Tune. I-N. Oh, like Looney Tune. T-O-O-N. No, no, no. T-U-M-G. N-E. Oh, dear me.
Starting point is 00:21:37 No. Tune, like tuning the radio. Yes. Tune. In. T-U-N-E. E. Space. In. I-N. U-N. That should be on the website. United Nations. No-U-N-E. E space in I-N.
Starting point is 00:21:46 U-N. That should be on the words. United Nations. No, I-N. I. Oh, I-N. I for Iceland. Okay, I've got to pick up other phone calls.
Starting point is 00:21:55 I for Indigo. Hold on. Jamie, Jamie. I for Indigo and then N for Nelly. Yes. Tune in. All right, so spell it with me one more time. Ready? T-U-N-E-O-N. Nelly. Yes, yeah. Tune in. All right, so spell it with me one more time.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Ready? T-U-N-E-O-N. I-N. I-N. No, I-N. Listen, I've got to get my grandson to get across. You sent Jonathan. Have I said this?
Starting point is 00:22:22 Me and him had a soiree way back when we both lived in Warren Baradine. Sorry, can you repeat that again? When lived in Wombadaradine. We both had a little swar. I don't want to get too much. I'm going to start blushing. This is why I need to talk to him and listen to the podcasts. I'll make it happen. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Listen, thank you for everything. You're a very young boy. Do you have a girlfriend, Ben? Sorry, my name's Ben. Do you have a girlfriend? No, I name's Ben. Do you have a girlfriend? Oh, no, I don't have. My grandson is not straight, but I don't know what you are, but I could talk to him and see if maybe you could just be friends.
Starting point is 00:22:55 He'd love to get into broadcasting. He's an artist, so he doesn't make any money, but I could talk to him and maybe get that to happen. No, I'm good. Thank you. All right, Ben. Thank you so much. All right I'm good. Thank you. All right, Ben. Yeah. Thank you so much. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Have a nice day. Hoo-roo, Ben. Hoo-roo. Bye. Hoo-roo. Thank you. Oh, my God. Poor Bart.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Jesus. Do you reckon he gets calls like that all day every day, I reckon? He was so calm, cool, and collected. Oh, God. He did that really well. Also, I went in and out of a very deep British accent. I didn't even... Yeah, I did.
Starting point is 00:23:26 I noticed the accent was fluctuating. I never even considered this as an option. God, I wish we didn't have fucking jobs during John Laws' show. How good would it be if we could get through and you relived? Oh, my God. Like, you did Pike's Nursery 2.0. Like, you got him to spell you something. That's brilliant.
Starting point is 00:23:44 He might not have as much patience these days. I don't think he would. I don't think he'd be that quick to realise that there's gold in this material. He was such a beautiful boy. Poor bastard. Jesus Christ. Wow. I love that. I think I'm going to take Dot on a tour around the country. You should.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Jesus. You're right. The old woman came a lot more naturally to you than the old man character. Yeah, definitely. What would the old man have sounded like? Hello, Mr Craig. It's always right British, isn't it? No, I prefer Dot.
Starting point is 00:24:16 I like Dot. He's much easier to do. I don't know why. Oh, the poor guy. Wow. And he's got tune in. To Mike Looney Tunes. That was my favourite.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Also, they're really, really dumb for not having their podcast on Apple. And rather than saying, oh, yeah, we'll fix that, they go, no, no, go to our website or tune in instead. Like, there's no way that's a good, like, not that this would be high on 2SM's priority list, but that's a very bad podcast strategy. Yeah. No, I don't think that's exactly top of the list in the boardroom chats. I think, like, 89% of our listeners are on Apple, by the way. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:51 So, like, Apple is still the number one app that most people use for podcasts. And so the fact that they're not on there is really fucking stupid. Also, he didn't get an answer. Like, he didn't really know what was happening. Yeah, I don't think he knew what was happening. He didn't get tuned in. Like, he didn't really know what was happening. Yeah, I don't think he knew what was happening. He didn't get tuned in. Poor kid. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:08 That's just... That's one of my favourites. Phenomenal. K for kill. And if you're wondering, that guy Ben from 2SM, he later DM'd us asking us to send him the audio because he loved his moment of glory. Did he send it to John?
Starting point is 00:25:22 I fucking hope not. Imagine that. John and these two queers did this on their podcast. You lost me at queers. So good. Well, we'll be back, guys, very soon. A couple weeks. Go back and listen to some old episodes in the meantime. Well, this could be someone's first time
Starting point is 00:25:38 listening. If it is, hi, welcome. Thank you so much. Leave a review and you might even get a shout out on the first episode back and win yourself some surprising. It's chaos here. You'll love it. Yeah, it's chaos.
Starting point is 00:25:50 It's utter chaos. Yeah, but we love it. That's why we do it. All right, guys. Jenna would rather be at Zumba. Yeah, obviously. Have you been to Zumba since the first episode? How was it?
Starting point is 00:25:59 It was good. It was good. Yeah, it was very good. Was that your first time back in ages? Yeah, since the pandemic. Yeah. There they go. Jenna! Oh, Jordan, welcome back. It was good. Yeah, it was very good. Was that your first time back in ages? Yes, since the pandemic. Yeah. Did they go, Jenna! Oh, Jordan, welcome back.
Starting point is 00:26:09 We missed you. No, no. The instructor was like, thank God you're here. Where have you been, bitch? They're like, welcome back, Jenna. You've needed to come for quite a while. How rude. They were like, Jenna and Jenna's second chin.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Welcome back from isolation, you pig. Jenna, we need to check your blood sugar levels upon entry. I haven't lost my iso weight either, so I can't talk. I haven't lost my 10 weight or 11 weight or 12 weight in high school. Did you put on weight and iso, Jenna? Yeah, I guess. Everyone does. I did because I became a chronic drinker.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Oh, dear. Yeah. Bottle a day is my average now. That'll get you. It's all the calories in that wine. I do the late night drive-through at midnight after I finish the show. Because I've made dinner at seven, and then by the time it's 1am midnight, you go, oh my god, I want more.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah, that's true. What do you get? Yeah, chicken and cheese. I thought they didn't do that after midnight. No, they don't do wraps after midnight. Oh. Chicken and cheese is easy. A bit of chicken and cheese.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Do you want to hear something fucked? What? They don't do chicken and cheese on Uber E Chicken and cheese is easy. A bit of chicken and cheese. Do you want to hear something fucked? What? They don't do chicken and cheese on Uber Eats at all. Really? What? Yes. But can you do like a custom burger? Like, you know, you can build it.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Not that I'm aware of. Fuck that. Open the app now. Let's see. Okay. Because I remember I was doing that traditional part of the evening at a house party where I'm like, I'm getting McDonald's. Who wants something getting McDonald's.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Who wants something from McDonald's? We're all pretty plastered. And Aislinn, my friend, was like, I want a chicken and cheese. And I was like, babe, they don't have them on Uber Eats. And she goes, okay, let me think of something else. A few minutes passed. I was like, Aislinn, have you thought of what you want? She goes, chicken and cheese.
Starting point is 00:27:44 And I was like, no, I told you. I told you. They don't exist. And then the food arrives. And I was like, who got the filleted fish? Who ordered the filleted fish? Aisling goes, not me. I got a chicken and cheese. And I was like, no, you didn't.
Starting point is 00:27:56 I know for a fact you didn't. Well, Mitchell, it must be regional based because there's chicken and cheese at the local one. And it even has a little popular sticker next to it. Bullshit. Chicken and cheese. It's an option. Yeah. Well, this was in fucking.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Look at that. Doesn't that look good? This was in Newtown that we got the chicken and cheese and it wouldn't let us do it on the app. Chicken and cheese is the most white girl meal ever. It's so gross. But it's delicious. But it's just.
Starting point is 00:28:18 It's weird because I was working at Macca's when they launched the chicken and cheese. Yeah. And I was like, that sounds disgusting. Yeah. And then because I get half price every break. Oh, of course. When I was on my and cheese. Yeah. And I was like, that sounds disgusting. And then, because I get half price every break. Oh, of course. When I was on my meal break. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:28 I was like, can I try this chicken and cheese caper? And? I grabbed one and I was like, do you know what? I'm in love. Weird combo, but I'm into it. It worked, yeah. It was delicious. I love it.
Starting point is 00:28:37 Anyway, there's a ton of stuff you can get. Listen to Is It Just Me, the podcast. We'll be back with fresh episodes very soon. You can't get it to the local one. Jenna, we're doing a tight wrap. See, Jenna proved me right. You can't get it to the local one. Jenna, we're doing a tight wrap. See, Jenna proved me right. You can't get chicken and cheese. I told you, it must just be region-based.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Where are you delivering to, Jenna? Our studio? Yes. Where are you delivering to, Claire? I was in Macquarie Park one. What were you at? Macquarie. Are you Macquarie Centre?
Starting point is 00:28:58 It just said Macquarie. No, there's Macquarie Centre and then there's Macquarie Maccas. Trust me, I'm very well-versed in the local stuff. Look, I'm really sure people can Google this if they need to. No, not there. No, no, okay. I'm glad we got there. It's not there.
Starting point is 00:29:11 We're all eagerly waiting. I guess it's just her. It's not at Macquarie or North Ride. But I just checked. All right, well, those are our best bits from season two. I don't understand. I just doctored. I didn't doctor it.
Starting point is 00:29:20 It's real. I don't get it. Surely it's only up from here. Season three in 2021. Yeah. We'll see you there, guys. I'm so confused. Thanks for listening. I don't get it. Surely it's only up from here. Season 3 in 2021. Yeah. We'll see you there, guys. I'm so confused. Thanks for listening. Bye-bye. Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast
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