Is It Just Me? - Jenna Fling 4 - WORST Guests Of All Time

Episode Date: January 9, 2022

In the final episode of The Jenna Fling, Jenna is rudely disrupted by her arch-nemesis (Nat Penfold) and some other dope (Mitch Churi).They ruin the episode.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, it's Mitch and Mitch here. Now while we enjoy a little break over Christmas and New Year's, our third wheel Jenna, who's here with us every week, is going to be soldiering on as a one woman show. Yeah, it could be awkward. It could be great. Let's see. This is The Jenna Fling. Hello everybody.

Welcome to episode four of The Jenna Fling. Today I have Natalie Penfold here with me. Hi Nat. Why am I here? You were the only person in the building. And what are we talking about? Because I'm already awkward. I don't know.

What do you want to talk about? Is there something you want to... Oh, I know what I want to talk about while I have you. And with that, I bid you farewell. Thank you so much for listening to the Jenna Fling. Comedian. No, not really. Okay. Well, can I ask you something listening to the Jenna Fling. Comedian. No, not really. Okay.

Well, can I ask you something? Yeah, okay, go. Remember I was in that podcast episode? I've been in quite a few. Some would say I'm one of the favourite guests. Oh, I wouldn't go that far. There was a poll on the- What's happening here?

Play the celebrity guest intro. Oh, no. Ding, ding, ding. Celebrity in the building. Celebrity in the office. There's a celebrity in the walls. He's in the couch and the troll. He's here.

He's queer. The audience are crying with joy, with joy. He's here. He's queer. Why is your face, have you seen that meme where it's like someone repeats something you say and you're like, that's you. Yes, it's me, Mitchell Coombs. That's way too close.

Don't share a mic. If you want to be in it, go over there. Do you want to know how to assign a mic? Yeah, I do actually. We had to switch desk profiles a couple of times. It was very dreadful. I don't even know why I'm here. I've decided to take over and I'm confronting her about something while I'm here. This is mic

three. Talk. Hi. I did it. Hang on. Oh wow. I can't hear it but I'm assuming I'm loud. Okay. Give me a word and I'll make a song. Draconian. Yeah. It was dark. Alone in a wet, cold park.

The future was bleak. The wooden bench was teak. The children cried and the birds would fly in the sky at night. Alone with me, the future. Draconian! My life. Draconian! My ice cream in a cone again.

My life is all but done. That's it. That's nice. It's very theatre. Yes. Yeah, it's still a song. What about if I request an R&B song with the word? Yeah. No, Jenna needs to give a word.

It's her show. Yeah, it's my show. Yeah. Fling. The word is? Fling. Fling. And what's the genre?

R&B. Am I going to appropriate? No. No. Fling. The word is? Fling. Fling. And what's the genre? R&B. Am I going to appropriate? No. No. What's R&B? Give me an example song. The Kid LAROI is R&B. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's kind of rockish, so let's give you a very R&B example. Chris Brown. Okay. Okay, dot. Ew. My baby says fling and I say ring. Call me up again on my thing.

You want to fling with me, you want to do it rough. You want to fling with me, I'm going to make your hair tough. Going to sweat it out. Going to rot me all day. Going to eat you. Short and stout. Short and stout. That is a nursery rhyme

never charged with a crime many outdating cases they wanna catch me but they can't because we're having a fling baby you and me we're gonna get married have a baby name it Maribel name it James I don't give a fuck as long

as we're tamed nice well done a beatboxer came in and backed you up too I don't give a fuck as long as we're tamed. Nice. Well done. A beatboxer came in and backed you up. Where'd they go? They just left the studio. Yeah, they weren't very good, but you were great, so. They just left.

You know what it was? You remember that dude? These kids trapped in the struggling. Joel Turner. Joel Turner. Who? Joel Turner. What is that?

He was an Australian idol. You can talk. Blank space before Turner. What is that? He's an Australian idol. You can talk. Thanks stays before you. Is that it? No, that's Natasha Bedingfield. Brother. It's just brother. What's her brother's name?

Daniel Bedingfield. Why are we so far apart? Nat and I have four cubic metres between us. Hello, Omicron. Yes. All right. Yes. I was cooking dinner last night.

My back was to the TV and I heard a news broadcast and I thought I'd turned on Transformers. The president has addressed the rise of Omicron. If you just took that snippet, that could be a grab from hit DreamWorks film, Transformers. It could. DreamWorks. No, it could.

I wouldn't say it was a hit. See, and giving your opinions is what you need on a show. Isn't that right, Nat? What a strong opinion. Draconian words from Jenna. Yeah. Dark days. Isn't that right, Nat? What a strong opinion. Draconian words from Jenna. Yeah. Dark days. Thank you so much, Nat.

No worries. What did I interrupt? What were you discussing? I wanted to bring something up with Jenna because she pulled me in here with absolutely no intention. It was just weird and I felt like, excuse me, I'm talking. No, this is my show. You had nothing to bring to the table.

Yes. Well, I had nobody to bring in and you were sitting there, so I brought you in. Don't act like I sit here just in my spare time. I was very busy out there. No, you were not busy. What did you want to address? Because is this the final show, Jenna?

This is the final show. Oh, what a way to end it. Good choice. Okay. While I'm here, can I talk? If you have to. On the most recent podcast, oh, maybe it was two podcasts ago, as I mentioned before, I've been on a couple of favourite guests.

Not favourite. Your second favourite behind Abby Chatfield, I think. No, behind Kate Langbrook. Yeah, so. Oh, was she favourite? She was favourite. I believe it was third, if we actually want to be logical here, because it was Kate, Abby, then me, but that's fine

because I wasn't on a TV show. True. Or you don't have a book. True that. Now, what I want to bring up. Yeah, anyway. Is something we discussed. Hopefully never.

Shut up, Jenna. This is my show. Go. Go. Just spit it out. Mitch has Omicron. So on one of the last podcasts, we were discussing your time in Europe. Yes.

And, I mean, I wasn't there. Mitchell Coombs was there, I believe. He claims he was there, yes. He claims to have been there. You claim to not remember or you're denying the actual facts. She says she was there, but the... Spit it the fuck out. The details are foggy.

The details are very foggy. And there's one detail in particular that I want you to confirm or deny. Yes, go on. On your Contiki tour in Europe. Contiki. On your Contiki tour in Europe, were you a bit of a ganger? Well. Well.

Well. I'm going to come straight out with it. I was going to soften the blow and go, how many men did you sleep with? Well, Jenny, you had to soften the blow in Balmain, didn't you? I can't speak. Balmain? Down the road. I'm sure she did soften.

What's that German suburb? Berlin. Berlin, yes. It's not a suburb. It's a city. You know what the postcode is for Berlin? 2203. What?

No. No, I just made that up. No, no, no, no. A New South Wales postcode. Sorry. Continue, I just made that up. 999! A New South Wales postcode. Sorry. Continue, Jenna. Continue, Nat. I asked the question. I didn't get the final question. What was it?

Okay, I'll rephrase. How many men did you sleep with whilst on Contiki? It was honestly nothing. None? No. You lie like a rug. There was at least one. There were 33. Do you remember all their names?

Every single one of them. Go. Riccardo. Italy, obviously. No, it was actually Greece. That's been correct. Who's a backpacker? Macca. Macca had to be on the Contiki. He was the leader of the Contiki. He was the tour guide. Macca. Sounds like a 40-year-old. No, Macca was Macca had to be on the Contiki. He was the leader of the Contiki.

He was the tour guide. Big Macca. Sounds like a 40-year-old. No, Macca was the bus driver. And just wants to keep living in his young days. So he's like, you know what, I'm going to be a Contiki bus driver. I'm going to park the bus, everyone, but wait for me. Ladies, you can call me Big Macca.

No, through the PA system on the bus. After they've done the announcement. Settle in, we've got a three hour drive. Welcome to Contiki. Welcome to Contiki. Everyone, thank you James for welcoming the team, but you can call me Big Mac. I've been doing this for

quite a while now, and I am, I'm a, listen, I'm not exactly what you'd call a classic guy. I take the trail less walking the beaten path anyway if you need anything I'll be at the front just press the wire and

have a safe trip let's not make this weird guys you can call me Big Mac and if you need anything I don't buy ladies I don't buy did you know Macca? I went on a Contiki.

Who is Macca? I went on a Contiki and my bus driver's name was Ray and we were friends on Facebook. Oh, yeah, we had Ray too. We had Ray and he came to Sydney about two years later and he wanted to get drinks at The Rocks and I didn't reply to him. Oh, Ray. It's rough.

Pure shots fired. Things happen on Contiki. But the thing is, yeah, you're friends with people because you have to be in those situations. It doesn't mean you want to be friends with them in real life. IRL. I've got one friend that I've kept from Contiki and she's now a journalist at Channel 7. Kimberly Pratt. Google her.

Okay. Probably won't. No. She always reports on the hurricanes. Has that sort of shit journalist job. Always at a flood side. She's no Robert Penfold National Nine News, is she? Is that a family member?

Shocked and appalled. We've talked about this before. Yeah. Tell me. No, in fact, not really. You're not even related. Yes, I am. You're like distant.

No, he's my dad's first cousin, my second cousin. So my dad's. I think this was different last time. No. I wonder if anyone calls. Oh, no, no, no, because you said it was your uncle. Yeah, because he's older. I'm not going to call 70-year-old Robert Penfold.

Hey, Robbo, how's America? How often? How's America? Is he in America? He's the US correspondent. That's a good gink to get. What's his name? He's a big dog, Robert Penfold.

I've heard the name. You don't know him? No, I do know. I just said I've heard the name. Can we go back to Jenna's list? Oh, yeah. I have to get out of here. I've know. I just said I've heard the name. Can we go back to Jenna's list? Oh, yeah. I have to get out of here. I've already wasted my time.

You mentioned James. Yeah. That was another one. That was Tool Guide. We're three into the 30 list. Tool Guide. Timone. Timone.

Yeah, named after Timone and Boomba. Got it. How old is he? 41 or something. He was old. And he was named after Timone. Yeah. A Disney movie that was released in the 90s.

No, they re-released it. No. No, no. That was his nickname. I don't know his real name. Oh, he was scrawny, I bet. Like Timon. That was just a pump and dump.

Pump and dump a toot and a boot. They were in Cairo, so that was just a... A tap it and gap it. That was just a woobin' to him. That was just a nail and dial. was just a Nile on dial. Oh, it was in Egypt, that one. The Nile. All right, I don't care.

It was a sphinx and jinx. I'll continue the list. I shouldn't be here. You know how mad Mitchell's going to be? He's probably going to edit this out. But I'm editing it. Oh, you're the executive producer. Yes.

All right, I said I wanted to leave two minutes ago. Why wasn't that here? Did you get everything you needed from me? I ended up taking over to find this out, and now she's confirmed there were 33. Yes. Was it all? How do I put this delicately?

Okay, you can go now. Thank you. Thanks. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye, both of you. I'll leave you to do now. Thank you. Thanks. Bye. Bye. Bye, both of you. I'll leave you to do the closing off statement.

Yes, because it's my show, so. I can't wait to hear what closing final words you have later. I don't want you to listen. Go away. Look at the levels, Jenna. That's going to be so... I can see the red. Jenna, that's going to be so...

It's Jenna's microphone as well. It's me. Get out! Jenna! See you, Jenna. Congrats on the show. Go away now. Out. Ta-ta. Goodbye. Thank God they're gone.

Just you and I now. Back to the Jenna Fling. Thank you so much for listening to the genifling. The past four episodes, maybe not this one, but the past three, have been so, so much fun. Once again, thank you so much for listening. And I hope that my genifling made you 93% better. Maybe 81% better.

We'll go from there. Thank you and goodbye. Welcome to 80 Day Brief, the secret segment. I wouldn't listen to it if I was you. Nothing more is to be said. Yeah. Good chat. Now I have to figure out how to turn off this panel, this desk.

I have no idea. But we all learn. We all learn something new every day. So thank you. Thank you for listening. And I will see you next time. Hopefully, if there's another Jennifer Ling. Yeah.

Goodbye. And. Goodbye. And thank you.