Is It Just Me? - MISFITS: Horned Up Movie Themes

Episode Date: June 23, 2024

Coombs are Churi are on holidays! And their extra wheels Roving Reporter Oscar, Prize Keeper Jenna and Contraceptive Diaphragm Sam are back for a second week as a "Couple Of Misfits"!   In this episode: Myer really loves a sale (1:50) Were you Smarter Than A 5th Grader? (4:10)  An Is It Just You! (9:00)  Can You Guess The Horned Up Theme? (13:34) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (22:30)   Check out our new merch shop! coupleofmitches.com.au 🛍️   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitches Send us a text: 0422 948 202See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of misfits. Brace yourself for the ridiculous shenanigans of our spare wheels. Fuck the Mitchens. Now, here's Chugging Oscar Prize Keeper Jenna and Conscious Active Diagram Sam. Hello you! Hello you! Oh, look at him! There we are, back again Hello, you. Oh, look at us.

We are back again for episode two. Everyone loved us. I don't care what any of you fuckers say. We are number one on the Spotify. Number one. Number one on podcast. Award winning. Award winning.

Yes, happened so fast. How are you guys? I'm good. So good. There was a Media Week Awards last week. Yes, there was. And we won everything. We did.

Well done. Well done. We appreciate ourselves. I love that moment where Mitch Turi had to give us the award for our podcast. He was so humiliated. It was hilarious. Yes. Well, once again, if you are listening and you don't recognize our voices, we are Prize

Keeper Jenna. That's me. Contraceptive Diaphragm Sam, who's Acting Executive Producer. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Now, give me more titles. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck right. Let me take you to dinner first. And I am Roving Reporter Oscar, but you can call me Chookin Oscar in this sense, because

all of you fucking do. Yeah. I want to reiterate how many people come up and scream chookin' in my face. I'm not talking kids. I'm talking grown women. You're my chookin'. I am your chookin'. I'm everyone's chookin'. If it is your first time listening, we start every episode with an Is It Just Me?

I don't know Jenna. Jenna doesn't know mine. Sam occasionally does one if he feels like it. It's something we've noticed, hate or appreciate. Jenna, do you want to start us off this time? Yeah, okay, I will. Yeah, go on. Lovely, here we go. Is it just me or...

Does Maya have a 20% off Super Weekend every weekend? Honestly, yes, they do. Literally, it's their Super Weekend every weekend and the sale ends on Monday and then it's on again the next weekend. No, I love going through the racks. It doesn't matter what it is. It's 40% off Jack and Jones. It's always 40% off.

For the limited time only. Yes. You know, how limited can you get? Honestly. But isn't it like, can I just say though, with the current cost of living at the moment, how fucking good is a sale? Oh, yeah. I do love a sale.

Oh my God. I actually think Maya have done it so smartly. Like, how fucking good is a sale? Oh, yeah. I do love a sale. Oh, my God. I actually think Maya have done it so smartly. Like, fuck David Jones at this point. Oh, yeah. Like, what are they going to do, 20? Well, Maya will do 40. Yeah. Like, happily.

Yes. I'm just going to write that. So, a new deal with David Jones. Yeah, yeah. Cancel. Cancel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine.

No, thank God. Fuck them. Yeah. No, we're on Maya's side. Yeah, we're on Maya's side. But, I mean, stop saying that it ends on Monday when it doesn't. It doesn't because I can guarantee it happens again two days later. I watched them stress the fuck out, putting so much signage up,

and it got to a point once where I turned to one of the managers and I was like, are you guys going on sale? And she did not find it funny. No one beats EB Games when it comes to a sale. Yes. Throwback. Whenever you walk through, and they still have them on. When you walk through, there's not even a sign that says EB anymore.

It's just wall-to-wall sale. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true.

It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true.

It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. Is it just me?

Have EB Games toned down their sale signage recently? You know what? Maybe. Because they don't go anywhere over the top. Okay, so my local one has not. That's a good point. They have to be. Because I walk past one all the time because I work in shopping malls.

I actually didn't know they had a sale on until I walked in. No. And that's never happened before. So when I tell you, I was like, fuck, am I that blind that I just can't see the 50 million red signages? I think it is cost of living. It's what you said. Cost of living.

I can't afford the signs. That's so funny. The signs do cost a bit. Yeah. Yeah. Don't I know it. I had to fucking design them. Oscar, you got a niche in there for us?

Oh, yeah. Go on. All right. All right. I'll do it. Is it just me or... Whatever happened to the are you smarter than

a fifth grader kid? Oh, I want to know. Like, remember they were everywhere at one point. So, like, that show came out when I was genuinely in year five. No, I was in year four.

And I auditioned and they never called me. Fair enough. I'm not smart. But, like, I vividly remember in that time frame, Channel 10 had those kids everywhere. Oh, yeah. They were all over the school buses.

Now, because you guys grew up like regional, right? So that show was massive in like the suburbians and in the city. Like kids my age, we loved it. Everyone watched it. And that was all we talked about when we were at school. All over buses, all over like billboards. All five of those kids were everywhere. The only one I remember is that, I think her name was Darcy. She was the blonde one.

And there was a young, like a blonde kid that was all about music, but he was like, he spelt rhythm wrong or something. I remember watching that episode. I was like, yeah, you spelt rhythm wrong. Where are they now? Like, is there a way we can like. Yeah, hang on. I'm just going to Google this.

Yeah, Sam, Google that. Epsketer, can you search up where they are? Yes. I remember I have a vivid memory of being at my friend's house and watching it with their parents. Yeah. And it was a really smart family and they were answering like, oh, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, yep. You just agreed by association. And I'm like, yep. You just agreed by association.

And I was like, I knew that before then. Yeah, you were like, I thought it. I just wanted to give you a chance. I let them answer it before I did. I don't know if it's because I'm bitter because I auditioned for them and they never called me back. They should have. I think it's probably that.

Yeah, probably that. There's nothing on the Aussie ones, but because it was a franchise and it was all over the world, apparently there's one in particular that was on in the States who is now featured on X on the Beach. Really? No. Are you serious?

Yes. No way. I mean, that means nothing to me because I'd never watched the American ones. I only watched the Aussie one. That's so funny. Can we give them as a guest? No, but just the transition American ones. No. That's so funny. Can we go back to the transition? Like, wow. That's insane.

Imagine being on, like, X on the Beach, because usually those shows have got really, like, absolute dumb fucks on there. Intentionally, yeah. Half of them are not even that hot, to be honest. Looking at you, Love Island. Like, imagine being on that show and turning to someone like I was on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader Do you know what I mean Because they're American so they all sound like that

Sorry no offence to the Americans But some of you are fine But like imagine standing on Ex on the Beach And you've got to run with your fat pecs going about And you just turn to this girl and you're like Yeah I was on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader When I was like Ten And have you improved at any point No Yeah, I was on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader when I was, like, ten.

And have you improved at any point? No. And, like, you wouldn't believe it, my IQ just never changed. Wait, was it a guy or a girl? No, a girl. Hey, this is what she sounds like. Oh, it was a girl.

I was on 70 episodes of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader back in 2009. That's me on the show in 2009. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's been a glow-up for Dani Coco. Really? Okay, let's see. There we go. Her Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's been a glow up for Danny Coco. Really? Okay, let's see.

There we go. Her name is now Danny Coco. There she is. Hang on. Let me put my sunglasses on. Wow. Oh, Jesus. She's like your stereotypical, are you smarter than a fifth grader kid.

Yeah. And then now she's stunning. Yeah. So she did look like understudy for Annie. Yes. In 2008. Yes. In 2008. Yes. And now she looks like someone who's not been able to get a podcast after The Bachelor.

Yeah. Yeah. Look, she actually sounds a lot smarter than I made her out to be. So, apologies, Danielle. Yeah, sorry, Danny Coco. Sorry, Danny Coco. But, like, that's wild. Like, that's so funny.

I want to know whether the Australian ones, like, imagine if they listen to us, actually. Oh, my God. Do you reckon they're idiots? They have to be. They have to be. They have to be. Okay. Or like someone, one of the idiots might be friends with somebody else.

Oh, actually, yes. If you're an idiot, which you all are. Yeah. Naturally. If you know one of them, let us know. Yeah. Because I would love to know what happened to them. Because they had the first cast, which were the iconic ones ones i remember there was a kid on there named darcy

she was the blonde one with the she kind of looked like jojo siwa before jojo siwa was even born um she's the original jojo siwa in my head and there was a there was a boy who was like his whole thing was about like i think i remember the boy yeah was it charlie or some bullshit i don't know something like that hit us up at a couple of matches. Give us a DM because if you do know someone or you are one. I want to know. I want to know what you've been up to. I have so many questions.

I've been thinking about it since 2008. Like that's, I'm spiralling. We're coming up to almost 20 years of me thinking about it. I'm spiralling. It's true. I can see him and he's spiralling. Yeah, I need to know. Yeah.

Because that's just, I can't do it know You're listening to Is It Just Me? Got something on your mind? Hit up at coupleofmitches on Instagram To get yourself on the show I kind of envy you two Because I can never think of anything to say with these things I never have nearly enough to say You know, it's hard being us It is very difficult being beautiful and brainy I never think of anything to say with these things. I never have nearly enough to say.

You know, it's hard being us. It is very difficult being beautiful and brainy. That's why I wasn't on Are You Smart or Are You A Girl? That's true, yeah. See, that's the thing is that you never needed to have a glow up. Oh, you're so right. That is so true. Because I'm pregnant.

Well, thankfully you idiots always have something to say. And so I think it's time for an Is It Just You? Yes. We've got one. Yes, we do. Okay, on the phone we have now Larissa. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. You can hear us. Can you hear us now? Yay. I can hear you now. I'm sorry.

I'm like whispering because I'm actually, I just sat down to get a massage. Oh, you can hear us. Can you hear us now? Yay! I can hear you now. Oh, I can. I'm sorry. I'm, like, whispering because I'm actually, I just sat down to get a massage. Oh, my God. Well, Marissa, you've clearly got a very busy day, but the floor is yours for an Is It Just You? Is it just me or...? Is it just me or does everyone kind of like enjoy the smell of their own farts? You filthy bitch.

What is wrong with you? what is wrong with you okay well i feel like everyone denies that they don't like the smell of it but they sly really want to smell it and they kind of enjoy it so like okay i kind of vibe with you a little bit really quickly because like i will admit like no everyone says that they don't enjoy it that much i can agree with as someone who has had the unfortunateness of smelling my own farts, that's foul. That's disgusting. So, Larissa, are you telling us that you enjoy the smell of your own farts? Well, look, if I'm in bed at night...

It's not good when it's not smelly. Well, look, if I'm in bed at night and the doona happens to get hot because I farted, I will lift up the doona to have a snoot, okay? Do you? Do you know what? I think it's not I enjoy it. I think I'm curious. Larissa, are you saying you Dutch oven yourself?

That's a yes. I think I do. I think I do oven yourself? That's a yes. I think I do. I think I do. I think that's a yes. You are a filthy bitch and I'm obsessed with it. I am obsessed with it. Okay, so I guess I'm the only one. Yeah, I think we're found in a regional experience.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is absolutely. This is amazing. I think we've found an original experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that is absolutely. This is amazing. It's only when it's the misfits that people are going to get feral with their interesting stories. That's why I love it.

It's literally, it's because it's us. That's why these idiots are like, oh, fuck yeah, I'm going to give the most disgusting thing I can think of. I'm so glad. Honestly, same. You know what I'm dying is that I'm sitting in a, like, people can hear me right now. Where are you? Because I'm getting, I'm literally in the massage parlor.

Like, I'm getting a massage. So someone is, like, rubbing your back or some bullshit. My foot, right now, as we speak. Larissa, do us a favour and don't fart on them, please. Like, not everyone enjoys your... I wouldn't because I don't have a doona to trap it. Oh, thanks, Larissa. Love.

Well, look, if you want to come on with an Is It Just Me of your own, you can hit us up at a couple of Mitch's or send us a text on this number. Oh, that's right. Oh! He's doing it live. I'll fault you 2-9-4-8-2-0-2. So talented. Send us a text, bud.

Yes, that's correct. You heard my vocals singing it and, you know, I can't believe that I sang the fucking theme and recorded it. We've used it for months. I've never been present for a bullshit. Is it just you? I'm fucking gutted. What a cop out.

Dogs. Well, you know what? And of course, Larissa, you can always reach out to Prize Keeper Jenna. She's still doing her duties. Yes, I am. Working very hard. Yeah, you do need to send things. You haven't been entirely promoted. Actually, none of us have, to be honest.

Well said. Well said. Well sung. So something that you sent me, Oscar, was because at this point, our marriage is only TikToks that we send to each other. Oh, yeah, a thousand percent. Yeah. I actually don't think we've had a conversation for six months.

No, but in TikToks, in my Oh, yeah, a thousand percent. Yeah. I actually don't think we've had a conversation for six months. No. But in TikToks, in my heart, I know how you feel. Exactly. Yeah. This is something that I am constantly amazed by, is there's this chick who is playing the French horn. Oh my God, is that who I think it is? Yeah.

Ah! No, wait, you have to set this up because I'm amazed by this girl. I'm confused. What is this? Okay, so my For You page is cooked in general. Like, honestly, one minute it's cat videos and then the next it's like children hurting themselves. Like, it's insane. Jesus.

And I'm scrolling through and there's a woman who plays the French horn and she does guessing games where she plays movie scores, TV series. Like, she plays themes and, like, plays themes and actual film school music. So her account is Alana B. Dutton. That's right. And she is- Nice name. A very lovely name. I am obsessed with Alana.

Her whole account is you guessing what she's playing. Oh, that's cool. And I'm such a classical theatre school kid still listening when I hear this. So I just went into- You're the modern day Mozart. Thank you so much. That's what I've always said. I always said that. Yeah, like, listening when I hear this. So I just went into it. You're the modern day Mozart. Thank you so much. That's what I've always said. I've always said that.

Yeah, I'm Hozart. Yeah. So, yeah, and I fell down a rabbit hole and I'm obsessed with her and I fully sent her to you, Seb. Oh, no, no, no, because you sent me one night and I shit you not, 20 of these. Oh, yeah, I did, yeah. 20.

Oh, Scott. Don't worry, Jenna, you're next. Wait, are we doing what I think we're doing? I guarantee you're not even going to remember what you sent me. Not at all. I'm excited. I have a bunch of grabs of this girl playing the French horn for different movie themes.

Oh, cool. Now, we're going to start out easy. This is the first one. Let's see if we can pick this. Oh. Beat, Oh, cool. Now, we're going to start out easy. This is the first one. Let's see if we can pick this. Oh. Beat, beat. Buzz, buzz. Yes, yes.

Mr. Kirk. Buzz, that's the universal thing. Well done. Thank you so much. Do I get a point? Yes. No, that's a practice. Oh, okay.

All right. We are now keeping score, apparently. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, one for Oscar. No, no, no, no, no. None for Oscar. No, no, no, no, no. None for Jenna. No, no, no, no. Jenna, there's no such thing as a practice run.

It's not my fault that you just didn't catch on as quick as I did. I get so competitive. Is this a good idea? Now it is. Fuck yeah, yeah. Now it is. I'm pretty much up against Mozart. Like, what do you think?

Who's Mozart? I only know Hosea. Oh, Hosea. Sorry. All right, go. Next. I'm so ready. Next one.

Here we go. She plays it well, too. Oh, my God. Star Wars? No. Yes. He's very good. Yes.

That's where Luke Skywalker's looking off at the suns and he's thinking to himself, oh, fuck. Oh, get fucked. Ha, I beat Hozart. I wasn't far off. I nearly said Jurassic Park. Yeah, John Williams. Because John Williams does.

Yeah, but it's wrong. Yeah, I can't. It's wrong. Very good. I know it's wrong. I just thought, fuck it. Okay, one it okay one all one all

alright now this one it's about to get harder okay I made two easy ones this is gonna hit you right in the childhood right in the nostalgia

you ready I'm so ready I'm scared she's very good in the French woman show isn't she fantastic she's very talented it sounds like a recording

I mean it is I'm actually obsessed with her yeah here we go oh beep bap bap bop, bop. Yes, yes, yes. Toy Story 2.

Yes. Oh, my God. Toy Story 2 in the beginning when Buzz Lightyear's flying around and he's like, beep, beep, beep, and then it turns out it was part of the video game. Yes. Oh, for goodness sake. Oh, my God. That's...

All right. How many times did you watch that movie? I watched it so much as a kid. I actually don't think I've ever seen the original Toy Story because I only had Toy Story 2 on VHS, so I thought that was the original Toy Story because I only had Toy Story 2 on VHS. So I thought that was the original Toy Story when I was a kid. Dead set. Toy Story 2 is good.

Oh, Toy Story 2. We all say sequels or whatever. Actually, underrated Toy Story 2. Like Shrek. Yes. Oh. Yes. Shrek, I need a hero.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just about to do it. Okay, so that's two to Hosea. One to the Prizekeeper. Yes. Okay. All right, I'm so ready. We're going back to childhood again now.

Back to childhood. Much harder, this one. Beep, beep, beep. Narnia. Narnia, Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Yes. Yes. Specifically the battle scene.. Narnia. Yep. Narnia, Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Yes. Yes. Specifically the battle scene.

Oh, my God. Yes. I never would have got that. There's no way. Hosea is doing really well. Yeah. See, is this the whole point that you picked a game you could win at? No, I genuinely did.

I watched all these movies religiously as a kid. I had all of them on DVD. You know the exact scene had you know the exact scene i know the exact thing babe that's like my so you know how some people have photographic memory that's my version of photographic memory i hear it and i'm like fuck it that was when peter's on the unicorn and he's running in a battle he's like the fucking daddy okay all right okay okay i'm so ready okay all right. Okay. I'm so ready. Okay, all right.

We've got all day. I'm so happy. This is actually really fun. I would say this is a tiebreaker, but it's definitely not. This is your chance. I think, Jenna, this is your chance to be able to redeem this. At least get to, like, two. Yeah.

Okay, I'll try my best. All right. All right. Okay. Oh! It's that one! A spirit. Sally and the Simmerall It was a horse movie too

Yeah It's spirits I put that in there deliberately To give you a fighting chance You let me down Jenna You let me down I'm so sorry How do you know spirits so well?

I was a horse girl as a kid Of course you were. Of course I was. I know. I know. It jumped on the fly, but all boys that were horse girls when they were kids are so gay. Oh, yeah. I'm so excited.

I want more. I know. I wanted more. Oh, we do have one more if you want to do it. Can we do one more? Yeah, we need one more. Can we do one more? This is fun.

We're going to do one more. I want to give Jenna a fine chance. And we're going to just take a step away from tradition with this last one. Not a movie scene. Oh. Oh, is it a video game? No. Not a TV show?

What? TV show. Is this some straight person bullshit? Yes, it is. That is the solo of Stairway to Heaven performed on a French horn. No, actually. Yeah, really. No wonder why. Okay, see, I know Stairway to Heaven, but I'm sitting here going, what Disney movie was that? I was thinking, what TV show is this? Yeah, yeah. I wonder why. Okay, see, I know Stay Away to Heaven, but I'm sitting here going, what Disney movie was this? I was thinking, what TV show is this?

Yeah, yeah. I was actually so close. I was about to say, like, is she playing someone from, like, Seinfeld or some bullshit? Wasn't Seinfeld and Friends, like, the big, like, straight person television series? All the gays watched Gilmore Girls. We all watched Gilmore Girls.

See, what I need now is Saddle Club theme song on the French horn. Yeah. I can sing it. Hello world. Hang on. Now we've got to. Oh, what a shame. Hello world.

This is me. Is this you? Life can be. Can it? Ooh, yeah. Fun for everyone. Oh, my God. It's fun for you.

Fun for everyone else. Well, thank you so much again, darling listeners, idiots, all of the above. We're having so much fun, aren't we, guys? Hello world. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Jenna's having way too much fun. So maybe this is why the Mitchers don't give her that much air time.

Yeah. She gets too excited. She's had a bit of coffee. Well, thank you. We're going to have a nice lie down in a minute. We're going to have a little lie down in a minute. We're going to have a little lie down. Thank you so much for listening, idiots. It has been such a pleasure and so much fun to be doing this for you.

And I hope you're enjoying it. And if you're not, go fuck yourself. You well said. Catch you later, idiots. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Welcome to ADD, Ruth. Secret segment on the end. The episode's not really done. It's not done. Just a couple of people with ADH fucking D talking shit. Hello world. Oh my God, we are not done. Babe, we did singing last week.

Yeah. Okay, I actually genuinely think I'll get fired from the show if I sing again. I've been a nasty girl. It's been in my head all week. Honestly, it's like, that's my new favourite thing ever. That is my new favourite thing ever. I almost want to make it a new thing where every ADD brief, Jenna just sings a song. Yeah.

Like, last week it was nasty to Nashay, this week it's Saddle Club. Yeah. Like, what should we was Nasty Tinashe, this week it's Saddle Club. Yeah. Like, what should we make her sing next week? Oh my God, stop. Hello world, this is me. Life should be, ooh yeah. Fun for everyone. Fucking cute.

And that will do. That actually just triggered me for a hot second. I used to get so fucking made fun of for watching that when I was in primary school. So life was not fun for everyone. Nah. Not for everyone. Life was a shit show. Fuck me.

I couldn't handle it. Honestly. You deserved better. And I still do, truly. Oh, yeah. Sam, I am actually like so fucking thrilled that you brought Alana DeBooten or whatever her name is. Like, because I, like, I'm not joking. I sent him, like, maybe a hundred.

Like, it was like. Oh, my God. I fell down such a rabbit hole. Because music nerd, like, it's my, like, that's our biggest thing. Like, that's the whole reason why our marriage still works. That's true. And I love that we've just dropped that in and not given any context. Like, and I don't plan on giving context.

No, neither. Not yet. But you've had so many difficulties and it's the music that's kept you together. Well, the music, yeah. It's true. Yes. Yeah. I mean, I sang at our wedding.

It's admirable. That's true. You sang, I am the music in you. I did, yeah. And, you know, it's really has so many meanings. Yeah. And then after that, I sang My Heart Will Go On. Just for no reason.

I just wanted to. Really well done. Thank you. I actually dedicated it to you. Because you look a little bit like Celine Dion. Thank you. Current Celine Dion. Don't you dare.

And you also sang it two tones higher. You went up four key changes. It went for 19 minutes. I was very impressed. Oh my God, that was so funny. Yeah, loved it. The best 19 minutes of my life. Honestly? No, that was later. That was after. Oh my god, that was so funny. Yeah, loved it. The best 19 minutes of my life. Honestly?

No, that was later. That was after. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah. Which I was concerned about. Yeah, well, we got confused. Yeah. I'm actually, like, so fucking thrilled you brought that over here, because that was so

much fun. I know. And we need to do more of that. No, but do you know what? Not just because I won, but also, like, how beautiful is a French horn? Yeah, it is. Do you love a French horn? It is very beautiful.

So underrated. I actually had, like how beautiful is a French horn yeah do you love a French horn it is very beautiful I actually had like mild story I had I like literally had the biggest crush on a guy who's a brilliant French horn player I'm not gonna name him

because I haven't spoken to him for five months it's a whole thing it's a whole thing it's all fine like I hope he's okay but whatever I just don't give a shit

I thought you were gonna say that he was French that would make him a French horn. Oh, no. No. No. I have never...

Oh, no, that's a lie. I have been with a Frenchman. I just think about that. It was like one night in Paris, I suppose. Many years ago. Oh, yeah, we're going to go Paris as well.

In Japan and then to Paris. Flight centre book now. Oh, yeah, we're going to go to Paris as well. In Japan and then to Paris. Flight centre book now. Oh, my God. That's actually outrageous. Yeah, no, French horns are beautiful. And I made this guy play me the French horn all the time when I would be at his house. What, you would just sit there and watch him play?

Yeah. Well, you have to practice, Jen. Where were you, Sam? He was playing the French horn and Oscar was still watching me play as well. Yeah. Oh, you have to practice, Jen. Where were you, Sam? He was playing the French horn and Oscar was still watching me play as well. Yeah. Oh, lovely. With his horn. That's so lovely. Except his is more of a trombone.

So it just stretches out? In and back? Yeah, I don't know where I was going with that. I don't have like elastic foreskin at this point. That's what I'm imagining. Well, not anymore. Not anymore, no. Not since the accident. That car door was no good. I feel like we're, why are we more filthy than Chewie?

Like Chewie just throws in like, you know, when I was a child, I would come. But here we are talking about your fucking. And everyone and all of us would be like, oh, too far. We're like, oh my God, you're disgusting. But here we're like happily discussing Sam's elongated foreskin. Trapped in a car door. Yeah, trapped in a car door. Like, I, you know, can wrap it around my finger.

Like, you know. Ugh, I hate that. No good. I hate that. Actually, like, someone said to me the other day that, like, I should be. Sorry, this is so off that. That too. This is so off the cuff.

I don't know why I just thought of this. Someone said to me the other day that I should study psychology. Yes. Do it. It would help you. Oh, fuck off. Or you could get a modeling contract. Well, I think I could be like a hot psychologist.

Yeah. Actually, to be honest with you, I feel like at this point, our marriage is just me coming to you for free therapy anyway. Yeah. It doesn't help. What do you mean? No, I never feel better, but I enjoy talking to you about free therapy anyway. Yeah. It doesn't help, but... What do you mean? No, I never feel better, but I enjoy talking to you about my problems anyway.

It always just ends up being 18-minute voice messages. Oh, I strongly disagree. I actually think my advice is very helpful. I don't concentrate on your advice because you're so beautiful. And you know what? I thoroughly believe you. Do you actually think my advice is not helpful? No, it is often helpful.

Oh, this is marriage counselling. But, yes, thank you. Actually, Jenna. Okay. Sorry, I just, hang on. I think that we need to use I feel statements. Fuck that. I feel like dog shit.

What do you mean? Am I actually that bad? I thought I was helpful. Oscar, he is our EP. So we can slam him as much as we want. Oh, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What fucking therapist are you?

Now, I feel that often your advice is a little bit more directed to your own experiences rather than acknowledging mine. Are you calling me a narcissist? Oh, Sam, that's too far. No, no, no. My jaw hurts from being on the ground for too long. Are you fucked? No, no, no. I just think that often that if I'm coming to you with a problem, it will go into a rant that will be nothing to do with anything.

Sam, just a tip. Don't talk to talent like this. I'm sorry. Yeah, no. Downgrade to business from first. No, no, no. The talent. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We're going back to first. Sorry. Apologies. Continue. Oh, my God. Okay, hang on. So I will give Sam an out there. I do love a rant because sometimes I forget.

That's the ADHD rant. You just keep talking. And you know that hole you're digging is getting deeper the more you do it. I just did it then. There you go. When you call me a self-indulgent cow. All right. Well, do you know what?

I think you're full of shit. And I have a feeling the idiots are going to have my back. Okay. So, all right. What do you want to do? Do you want to... There's a lot of tension here. Yeah.

I'm not turned on anymore like I was before. If anything, I've gone shrivel. He really was turned on and now it's... You wouldn't shrivel. I pulled a cheery again. I spoke about my genitals. No, do you know what? I'm going to put this question to the idiots.

So, Mitchell and I used to do Roseanne rant sometimes. So, he'd go on Insta Live and I'd join and just talk smack, absolute smack. I have seen 15 seconds of that and then promptly left. Yeah. Well, it's cause we were busy. I'm like,

hello. Um, the, the whole premise of me joining, we tried to start up, ask auntie Oscar where people ask me for advice. Cause auntie Oscar just sounds ridiculous. I'm going to throw it out to the idiots right now.

I think we should do it for next week's show. I think next week that we should do Ask Aunty Oscar. Kind of like a Dolly Doctor. Yeah. But worse. Agony art. Well, according to Sam, but fucking worse. So, do you know what?

No, I'm sticking to this. I'm overriding executive producer. I'm going to throw this out to the idiots. If you've listened this far and you're like, fuck, Oscar, you're amazing, which you all are, send a couple of minutes, a voice message. Send us a voice message with an issue for Ask Auntie Oscar. Can I send one in now? No.

Okay. Absolutely not, because you're just going to dog me again. Yeah, don't dog me. What are you going to do this time? Call me fat? Oh, no. Thank you. Wait, wait, wait.

Hang on. I'm going to do this now. What's he going to say? All right. He better say I've got a fat ass, actually. All right. I'm just going to record a voice message. I would say that.

Hi. Long-time listener, first-time voice messenger. I wanted to talk to Adiosca. So my wife feels as though that they give wonderful advice, but now wants to do this on an open forum and invite people. Now, I'm going to have to reach out to legal. I'm going to have to talk to people about it. If the advice is bad, then we've got problems.

People are going to write in and say, oh, he told me to leave my husband. Fuck, you're so full of it. Oh, sorry, I ran out of time. Oh, shit. Oh, tunnel. Okay, no, no, no. All right, fine. I think we should of it. Oh, sorry. I ran out of time. Oh, shit. Oh, tunnel. Okay. No, no.

All right. Fine. I think we should do it. I'm actually on board with this because I'm going to take the piss out of you, but... Yeah, of course. I actually think that you might have good advice. Oh, see, now he's backtracking. Yeah, I know.

He's backtracking because we're at a public forum. No, no, no. It's because you're worldly. Oh. And you've made so... I like that. Ex no. It's because you're worldly. Oh. And you've made so many mistakes in your life. Oh. That you're going to be able to relate to it in a way that Jenna and I just never would, even in her 400 years.

It's been a lot. Honestly, the way he is so correct, Jenna. Although I feel like if anyone's lived a life, it's definitely Jenna. I'm hearing new things about you every time. Isn't this your 17th year doing the HSC? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no.

18th. 18th. I beg your pardon. Yeah. I've got it mixed up because I had to repeat. Well, you had to repeat many times. Yeah. Did you get like an accumulative ATAR at the end of that?

No. No? No. No. No, no. Just a brand new one after. She's got an asterisk every time. I know.

You know, this year it might be different. Hopefully. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. She might get a 30. I know. You know, this year it might be different. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. She might get a 30. I know. Actually, my ATAR was a 38. Mine was so bad because I blanked in the middle of English too.

Oh. It was so bad that I looked at the letter, laughed, put it in the bin and have no recollection of what it was. Yeah. And don't remember it was that bad. I can one-up that. I walked out halfway through. I did not put a single thing down,

and I walked out halfway through. No, no, that's what I did too. I walked out halfway through, lit up a cigarette in the quad, because it was like 5pm or some bullshit, because they made everyone do a three-hour exam after school. So I lit up a cigarette in the quad and just walked. And then one of the other girls who I knew,

she came out, lit up a cigarette and went, fuck that. I'll take that advice from my agency. Oh, there we go. That'll get you at least a 38. That was what my A-type was. That's all I need. I just don't need the asterisks again.

No. Perfect. Well, we've got our first one from Aunty Oscar there. So if you're going badly in your HSC, that's coming up soon. So if you're studying and you're listening to the pod. Oh, fuck it. He's coming up soon, actually. Oh, no.

Okay, real talk. Best of luck, anyone. If any of you are doing the HSC, do not do what I did. I actually don't even think I've told my parents that. So if you're listening, mum and dad, sorry about it. I'm a different woman now. Yeah.

I have green nails. No, I've made a respectable woman out of you. You have. You have. You've done a really good job. Very much so. Yeah. All right.

Well, I'll put that in. Okay. We're live from Japan next week, aren't we? Yeah, yeah. So we'll be live from Japan. You can still send us DMs. We might respond. in. Okay. We're live from Japan next week, aren't we? Yeah, yeah. So we'll be live from Japan. Yeah. You can still send us DMs. We might respond.

Yeah. There is a time difference. Yeah, I've got the data roaming on. Oh, cool. Oh, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the Mitch's phone. Well, it's on the couple of Mitch's.

Yeah, exactly. We'll be fine. It's fine. They'll love it. Yeah, it's $89 a gigabyte. Okay. Oh, that's not too bad. They're good for it.

They can do it. They're good for it. Multi-millionaires. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Well, that'll beabyte. Okay. Oh, that's not too bad. They're good for it. They can do it. They're good for it. Multi-millionaires. Yeah. I know. Yeah. They'll be fine. Yeah.

They'll be fine. And we're using the credit card, right? Oh, yeah. No, I nicked that. Okay, cool. We're staying at Coombs'. Cool. Oh, yeah, that's right.

That's right. Well, we're staying at Coombs'. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Both of you. Yeah. We've been apart for so long.

Yeah. Well, it's a blow-up mattress. And then the blow-up everything else. I have a name. Anyway. We better get out of here. It's almost an empty office here, to be honest. We're going to go.

It's fucking raining. It actually looks like a fucking cyclone out there. It jumped on the fly. Am I going to die? Yeah. Yeah, good. All right. Do you want to die? Yeah. Yeah, good. All right.

Do you want to come down with me? Resident psychic. Great. We'll all go down together. Don't even fucking start me. That's a next week conversation. In Japan. In Japan.

In Japan. All right. Let's go. We do hope that this podcast makes you feel at the very least. I'm going to be generous today because you're all sexy, 5% better. I hope you feel 5% better today. And so we do. Oh, that was gorgeous. That was really, really well done.

Bye, darlings. Catch you idiots. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches.

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