Is It Just Me? - MISFITS: Who??

Episode Date: June 16, 2024

Coombs are Churi are on holidays! And their third wheels Roving Reporter Oscar, Prize Keeper Jenna and Contraceptive Diaphragm Sam are stepping up to fill their shoes as a "Couple Of Misfits" 😅   In this episode: Who's Asking For Directions?! (1:46) What is it with holidaying in Japan? (5:10)  Airport Lounges are for no-one (9:03)  Oscar's Casey Donovan Shame (13:08) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (20:40)   Check out our new merch shop! coupleofmitches.com.au 🛍️   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitches Send us a text: 0422 948 202See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of misfits. Brace yourself for the ridiculous shenanigans of our spare wheels. Fuck the Mitchens. Now, here's Chookin' Oscar, Prize Keeper Jenna and Contraceptive Diagram Sam. Hello you! Hello you! Hello you!

Hello you! Oh my god Hello you. Hello you. Oh my God, we're here. This is so exciting. This is really exciting. It's finally happening. Oh my goodness, the bonus episodes. Everyone was banging, clamoring, throwing tantrums. You were leaving children places.

So many tantrums. So many children. So many going on. But also, Jenna, we have my favourite person in the world joining us as well. Where? Contraceptive diaphragm Sam. Oh, me? Oh, hi.

I thought you died. I did a little bit. Inside. Inside. We're going to sound very different because we're not the Mitches. No. We're not the Mitches. We are their spare wheels.

You have roving reporter Oscar, prizekeeper Jenna, and contraceptive diaphragm Sam. Who was he from the beginning? Yes. Yes, he was. How old has it been since you've been on the pod? Season three. I don't even know who you are. Me neither, Darl.

Sure, fair call. Anyway, this is so exciting, you guys. We've got a great couple of bonus episodes coming up, couple of misfits. That's us. Couple of that. So if it is your first time listening, we start every episode with an Is It Just Me? Something we've noticed, hate or even appreciate.

Well said. Well done. Thank you. It's almost like you remembered it. I know. Very vaguely. Well, shall I start? I think that we should.

Okay. All right. Let's do it. Is it just me or? Is asking for directions kind of redundant? Oh, that's a good one. So, like, okay, I work in the city and I can't tell you how many times I get asked when I'm sitting down with my earphones in, how do I get to such and such? And I'm sitting there going, you're staring at me with an iPhone

that is connected to Google Maps. Also, have you noticed that they always ask you when you've got earphones in? What? Okay, what is that about? Like, clearly I'm sitting there with earphones in. I am listening to Not This Show. And I don't want to be disturbed.

I've got coffee in one hand, vape in the other. Fuck off. What is it about me in particular or anyone with earphones that makes someone go, I'm going to ask that person, not the 70 people with nothing going on. Do you think it's just that you have a nice face? I don't know. I've always been told I've got really big RBF when I'm like disassociassociated which if you don't know what that is it's resting bitch face yes but then someone did tell me i do have audience participation face because there's something about me that

they just single me out yeah and it's just it's always like the old couple or the tourists or just someone coming up with their phone going how do i find this and i just press the directions button on their on their google maps and go fucking follow it you idiot like i i can't handle it also whenever they ask me i'll get my phone out and look it up while they have their phone in their hands thank you make it something that we can all do together yeah so it's like a group activity i was gonna say was going to say. That's fine. We'll find out together. Like gentle parent them. Sometimes older people, I'll give them a cop out because it's like, if it's little old

Myrtle, who's like three steps away from the grave and she doesn't know, she might not know how to use a map. Like, that's fine. But if I've got a fucking teenager who has grown up with the internet, I'm going to crack the shits and I will trip them over. Good. I do not want to be disturbed on my lunch break. All right. I want to paint the internet. I'm going to crack the shits and I will trip them over. Good. I do not want to be disturbed on my lunch break.

All right. I want to paint the scenario. Yeah, yeah. Your phone's dead. You're in the city. You're in Parramatta or something. Somewhere that you have absolutely no idea where anything is. Well, you've got it wrong for a start.

I might be caught dead in fucking Parramatta. I actually will be dead in Parramatta. Okay. But who are you going to ask? If you're in a situation, you have no idea where to go, and you look around, you look at just the general faces of people, if you imagine yourself in that scenario, who would you approach? I'm not approaching anyone.

I'm finding my own way around. Rather die than ask anyone anything. Yes, absolutely. Jenna does have the sense of smell of a dog. Yes, I do. She can actually find her way around very easily. Very, very easily. Like, she'll stand there and go, I'm really hungry. Yes.

Ooh, baguettes. I don't know, like, ooh, a croissant. I could go for a baguette now. Just PSA, idiots, get your phone out and use Google Maps, and if you don't know how, fucking learn. Google it. Google how to use Google Maps.

Well said. Anyway. Well said, Jukken. Jenna, for the very first time, you, on your very own show, get to have an itcham.

Yes, on my own show. I'm so excited. Are you ready? I think, Bradley, you better counter in, please. Let's do it. Is it just me or...

Is everyone going to bloody Japan? Everyone is going to Japan. They actually are. I literally spoke to a girl from work yesterday who got back from Japan two days ago. Someone literally downstairs from here who got back from Japan. Another one's going in a week. Like, everyone's going

to Japan. And I'm very jealous because they have a lot of cat stuff. Well, that's it. Well, they do have very good cat cafes over there, I've been told. Yeah, they do. You know, more people are going to Tokyo than Bali at the moment from Australia. It is the top tourism location for all Australian tourists.

Yeah. Why do I know that? No idea. But you see, that just proves my point. Everyone's going there. And you need to learn why everyone's going there. And I don't understand. Our friend Asha has been to Japan, like, I think three times in the last year and a half. What?

Yeah. So he's currently, as time of recording, he's in Europe. But him and his partner, James, they started in Japan. I think they were there for two weeks and then they went off to Europe. And I'm pretty sure that was their third time in the last maybe 10 months. Imagine having money. I want to go to Japan so badly.

Should we go? Oh my God. Sam, do you reckon we could do an ep, like the third ep in Japan? Oh, we can use the kiddie-o. We could totally use the kiddie-o. We could totally use the kiddie-o. We can definitely do that. Oh my God, should we get business class? Oh, yeah.

We better. Yeah, we better. Hello, is that apricot flowers? I actually didn't even think about how many people are going because the amount of conversations I've had about Japan recently. And Japan's gorgeous. I'd love to go. Oh, I would love to go.

I would love to go. I'd love to go in spring though when all the cherry blossoms are out and it's all pink. I'd love to go Oh, I would love to go I would love to go I'd love to go in spring though When like all the cherry blossoms are out And it's all pink I'd just love to go anytime But I don't have the money Do you know what? That's an even better point

No, it's hard You know what? The more I think about this The more I think that we can absolutely Just abuse this power that we have Yes So hang on Wait, wait, wait, wait

I know it's literally their time off I think that like Mitchell's flying to Bali today. Yeah. Oh no, he landed yesterday. Perfect. At time of record. Perfect, let's call him.

Shut off. Who's ringing? I don't think he'll answer. Hello. Hello. Hi, contraceptive diaphragm Sam here from Is It Just Me, the podcast. Never heard of it. Hello. Hi. Contraceptive Diaphragm Sam here from Is It Just Me, the podcast. Never heard of it. Yeah.

So we've made a decision, by the way, here with Jenna and Oscar. Hi. Hi, Chuck. Hi. We've made a decision. Just need your quick approval. You're all good with this, aren't you? If we use the Kitty O to fly a business class to Japan, we're going to do the third show from there.

Fucking good luck, mate. I said yes. That was a great, that's all we needed. Thank you, Rachel. All right, tunnel. Yeah, yeah. Tunnel, yeah. We're going to Japan.

All right, we're going, girls. All right, that'll be good. Let's go to the cat cafes. Do we have to? Yeah, we do. Okay, at least one cat cafe. Just one, yeah. Yeah, just one.

That'll do, just one. You can sit outside. Oh, perfect. Okay, at least one cafe. Just one, yeah. Yeah, just one. That'll do. Just one. You can sit outside. Oh, perfect. Great. Nah, good. Actually, oh my God, I did see a video that they have otter cafes. Oh, yes. We can go to the otter cafes.

Actually, no, all three of us will go. What am I talking about? I'm going to the otter. Sorry, I got confused. Are there just people that look like you? You wish. You fucking wish. Here's what we're going to do.

We're going to start a poll. If you haven't joined the Enduring Idiots group on Facebook, please do that. Yes. And we're going to start a poll. Who thinks we should

absolutely do this? I think we should do it. Jo from Japan. Yes. Let's do it. Why not? And to be honest, I'm not even going to listen

to your poll. We're going. You know what? It's on the fly because I hadn't had an itch planned because I can't think of shit. I don't know anything. No, that's fair. Relatable. Now I think of it.

Yeah, I was going to say. Yes, let's do it. Is it just me or? Our airport lounge is completely overrated. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, absolutely. Now, I don't fly nearly enough to qualify. Yes.

But every once in a while, I'll get, like, one of the free passes, the pleb passes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That you have to show up and then you go to the counter and they go, oh, are you flying business? I'm like, no, no, I've just got the pass. And it's just like, oh, yeah, through there. Like, they don't want anything to do with me.

The way their attitude changes, as soon as you say, oh, no, I'm just walking through, all of a sudden it's like I'm in prison. Like, I'm in Orange is the New Black, and they're, like, shoving me through so I don't contaminate the business class people. It's like walking through Kmart in Blacktown at 3am at the 24 hour Kmart and there's always like a security guard that's just like slowly following you throughout the store. It's exactly like that. There's always someone that's just watching you thinking you've got to start stealing

the cutlery. Again, you won't catch me dead in Blacktown, but I get the idea. Like I'm on board. But I agree. Like there is something about airport lounges where they're so hyped up but then you actually go there and it's literally uh it's just a cafe in the middle of a department store like it's it is so outrageous yes no it's exactly that it's the david jones third floor cafe yeah where they've just got some poor bitch that's working behind the counter who's

look like life is leaving her eyes she She's been there for 11 hours. She's been there all fucking day because there's been four sick calls. A plane didn't land on time. All the pilots are sexist. Like, it's literally, like, that poor girl's going through it and you just happened to catch her at the last straw. Like, it's the straw that broke the camel's hump, like, at that point. Like, it isn't, like, that poor bitch. Like, you've got to feel for her.

Absolutely insane. But, like, I actually think airports in general. Hellscape. Hellscape. Yeah. The gates, the customs, the way people talk to you. Like, I don't give a fuck you've got 40 people to see in 10 minutes. Don't talk to me.

Just smile at me and say, have a good flight and let me do my own customs. I don't need you watching me take my laptop out of my bag. Like, what do you think is going to pop out a boogie board? Like, I don't, like, I'm not going to Bali, bitch. I'm going to fucking Europe. No, we're going to Japan. No, we're going to Japan. You're so right.

Yeah. You're so right. Actually, I fucked up really badly like two years ago. So I'll keep it short but essentially Asha who I mentioned before we went to Europe

for a month and a half. When we were coming back to Australia so we're in London not Heathrow the other one Sheffield

it's not Sheffield I don't know. It's something or other. You said it so convincing. I believed you. I'm going to call it shit show. Sam's from there. Yeah, your homeland.

Um, so we're in the other airport going back to, I think the layover was Dubai and I completely forgot I had needles in my carry on because that was when I started my psoriasis injections. So I forgot to get rid of them when I had done them. So we're going through customs and they pull me aside everyone else is being let through and asha just looks at me and goes of course what did you do did you leave a dildo in there or something like something just so stupid anyway they pull my bag like apart and then i saw the bag like the carry bag the travel bag that had my needles in it. And I went, oh.

Oh, no. But it wasn't even the needles they were looking at. It was the ice packs that had melted. Because liquid. So I'm standing there and the guy pulls out the needles and goes, what's this? And I was like, they're prescription. I was like, I've got the paperwork. I've got four lots of paperwork, I promise.

And he goes, okay, throws it in the sharps bin and then goes, well, this is the problem. And it's like I had three ice packs, two small ones and a huge one because I didn't refreeze them because I just clean forgot. And I thought, well, I didn't pay for that, so that's fine. Is it just me? You should follow these idiots online. Search couple of Mitches. All right.

Well, we all went to see Ann Juliet. And by we all, I mean Jenna and I and Mitchell. Sorry, Sam. Sam, you didn't follow. You weren't there with us in spirit. Oh, yeah, no, that's true. Yeah. I was watching from home.

Yeah, you were watching from home. Well, actually, you weren't. Jenna's got a good point, actually. Yeah, no, very true. So, you know, our gorgeous Mitch Turi was cameo yada yada, and he's Dunnan Juliet, Rob Mills, Casey Donovan. Now, I have something really fun to share with the both of you about Casey Donovan.

Now, I want to preface by saying this is not in any way an attack on her. She is... What a way to start. I know. I just want it known that this is purely about me because I genuinely think you're going to look at me very differently. Oh! I'm excited.

So cut to a couple of years ago. So we're talking like 2018. I'm 20 years old. I'm working in a jewellery store. I had friends in very strange places one of them gorgeous girl whose name i've temporarily forgotten um because i have not spoken to her for four years we'll call it candace let's go do you know what i actually want to call her like yeah candace i like candace i was trying to think of something stupid but i was like no

so gorgeous candace used to work at ticketing for the Capitol Theatre. She used to give me free tickets to a lot of shit, like three other shows. And then one day she calls me and she goes, do you want to go to the Helpman Awards? Now, if you don't know what the Helpman Awards are, it's basically the Tonys of Australia. So, red carpet, it's at the Capitol, it's a full-on awards show, right? Lovely. So, I said, oh my God, I'd love to. Can I have two tickets? And I took my then friend at the time. Off we go to the Capitol. It's a full-on award show, right? Lovely. So I said, oh, my God, I'd love to. Can I have two tickets?

And I took my then friend at the time. Off we go to the Capitol Theatre. We watch the show. This is how you can tell my friend really liked me. We were sitting with all the nominees. Oh, my God. I'm not joking. I was sitting next to the head of the arts in Canberra or whatever the fuck.

What are they called? The premier for the arts or whatever. I had no idea who he was. And he turned to me and my friend and said, oh, what are you guys nominated for? I was being cheeky and I was like, the emotional support award. You know, moral support, all that.

He did not find that funny. We just kind of nervous laughed, my friend and I. And then we looked around and the Book of Mormon cast were like two rows ahead of us. Muriel's wedding were three rows ahead of us. We were so close to the front that I could actually see the beads of sweat on Natalie Basiquet's

face when she was singing because they did this weird, you know when they did Funny Girl a couple of years ago and they had like 17 fannies or whatever? Yeah. I remember that night actually. yeah i don't know who else to help me but something else yeah well that's actually the night we met um because you looked at me it went wrong fanny um and casey donovan was a part of that so and i realized she's there and i was like oh my god love casey whatever the tickets my friend got for my other friend and I were VIP after party award.

Oh, my God. So we went to the after party at Town Hall. I was hammered. So you should be. I was blasted. So we went in. I met the woman whose name I've forgotten, but she was in Winners and Losers, the blonde one with the square jaw.

I've got no idea. You know who I'm talking about. Virginia Gay. Yes, yes. Met her. I'm talking about. I think the character... Virginia Gay. Yes, yes. Met her. I met her. So actually, quick side note, I met her at the bar at the Capitol. And she turned to me and was like, why the fuck am I here?

And then she performed and I was like, that's why you're here. So she was a hoot. I bumped into her at the after party and she was like, let's fucking go outside for a bit, you know, and whatever. And so we did. I used to smoke cigarettes at this point, by the way. So I went out for a cigarette with Virginia Gaye and my friend. Casey Donovan is standing there with her two friends. At this point, guys, I was like beyond.

The confidence in me to just march straight up to Casey Donovan as if we were co-workers. And I've walked up and gone, hi, Casey. My name's Oscar. It's so nice to meet you. And she looked at me and she's doing the whole like, oh, hi, it's so nice to meet you, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I made an absolute tit of myself in front of her. So she's got her vape in one hand. I blew cigarette smoke in her face on purpose.

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. Because I thought it was funny. There was a girl that we bumped into. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, guys. Oh, no. This is getting worse.

Oh, it gets worse. So there was a girl with us at the time, too. I don't know who she was. I think she was just a patron. And so she comes out, and she must have been a huge fan of Casey. She was like,y she was like oh my god oh my god can you take a photo of the two of us and again i why are you asking the drunk person so i was like yeah sure blurry as all fuck and i just didn't even tell her i just airdropped it to her and walked away so whoever if you if that girl is still around i'm so sorry um but then that prompted me to be like, oh my god, I

should get a photo. So I did. I'm going to show you both the photo. I'm so excited for this. Oh my god. Hang on, I'm going to come around. No! Oh my god! Look at you! Casey looks lovely.

Casey looks fantastic. She looks amazing. I need to reiterate, this has nothing to do against Casey. I think she's the most wonderful woman in the world. This is purely about me and my absolute dumb fuckery. We need to talk about the fact that your head is on a right angle. Your eyes are closed. You've got your hands that's just kind of like out flat, like you're a member of High Five undercover.

What has led you to these choices? I wish I could tell you. I genuinely wish I could tell you. So cut to after that, right? I went back inside. I thought I looked great, by the way. That's all I remember about that moment. Casey, again, was wonderful.

And I maintain she is one of the nicest people I came across that night. I go inside. Quick side note. I also met the band Shepard. Oh, yes. Lovely. In the hallway in front of the bathroom, mind you. Like, they had just come out and I was like,

I also sing out. So, my friend recently told me that I spent 20 minutes at the front of the bathroom convincing the poor lead singer of Shepard that he should let me sing with him, which he obviously didn't. I then said, you need to follow me back on Insta. They didn't. And that's so fine because why would they? Absolutely.

Like, I marched up to poor Nat Bassingqueth and said, you sang really well. Like, I made an absolute tit of myself. I just vaguely remember Nat Bassingqueth looking at me going, okay. This was on a Tuesday night, guys. Just like, again. At Town Hall. At Town Hall.

So the end of the night's wrapping up. My friend has already left. I'm on my own. I see poor Casey and her two friends who I spoke to getting in a taxi what do you think I did no no no you did not get in that taxi did you unprompted I got in that taxi unprompted I went oh there's my mate Casey she got in the front her two friends got in the back and then all of a sudden the guy looks and there's me and I've shut the door like where are we going and Casey clearly did not know what to do.

And it's dead silent. All three of them are clearly thinking, why is this 20-year-old in the car with us? Which I cannot blame them for as I look back on it. I thought I was hot shit. I thought we were best mates. I couldn't tell you what her two friends' names were. I genuinely thought I was best mates with Casey Donovan in that moment.

I was like, we bonded. I blew cigarette smoke in her face. I took a photo with her. I made her giggle. She gave me a cuddle. All of that. And so the Uber goes to whatever hotel we went to. We're all at the bar. I bought them all drinks because I thought we were bezies.

Oh my god. And they just took it. Eventually one of them turns to me. I think it was the girl. She turned to me and she goes, how are you getting home, love? Which is classic, like, wrap up, like, who the fuck are you? And I was like, I'm just here for it back. You know, I had work the next day. Like, it was like one or two in the morning on a Wednesday morning at this point. The three of them promptly got up and left and just left me at the hotel on my own,

which is fair. I was an adult. It took me like 20 minutes to order an Uber because I was that hammered. Oh, chicken. I need to reiterate to you guys, I was a different person at 20. I don't know, because you know,

when I tell you I've thought about it since as an adult, how fucking embarrassing. Like, I've always been a little bit unhinged, but that is just a whole new level. No, but I remember at the stage door, right? We were all like, oh, hi, Casey. And you stood back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is so not awesome. I backed away. I was like, I don't want Casey to look at me because I'm so humiliated at the fact that that's what I did. Well, the good news is that Casey is on the phone right now. No. The whole thing. No, no, no, no, no, no.

She's not. No, she's not. Oh, thank Christ. Oh, my God. I actually want to shat myself. I know you say that you're a different person, but if you'd said that this happened last week. Not by that much.

I'd still believe it. Well, that's our first show. How are we feeling? Yeah. So good. I feel really good. This is going to be great. I think we did well.

Yeah. No, I finally feel good. Yeah. During the recording. Sorry, it's taken how many seasons now? Yeah. Six seasons. Six seasons now feel good.

I feel good now. I think today was the most you've ever spoken on the pod. I know. Just quietly. You know what? I've enjoyed it. Me too. You're being empowered.

I know. Female empowerment. That's what's happening. That's what we're all about. Anyway, that's enough from you. No, no, shush, shush. Executive producer, contraceptive diaphragm Sam. How is Japan planning going?

Have we got tickets yet? Okay, so far I've reached out to Flight Centre. Yeah, good. And remember they have to be business class. It's got to be business. Yes, yes, they do. So we have a couple of Qantas points that we can borrow from Mr. M. Churi, I believe. Okay.

I've heard of him. I've heard of him somewhere. I can't pick where. Yeah, he's got accumulated points. Yeah, I think he was on WSFM. That's right. Yeah, something like that. Oh, well, I think he was on WSFM. That's right. Yeah, something like that. Oh, well, do you know what?

That's excellent. So pay attention, idiots, because coming up, we will be in Japan. We'll be yapping in Japan. Yapping in Japan. Konnichiwa. This is going to be fun. This is going to be so great. Culturally sensitive.

Maybe we should learn some Japanese before. Yeah, all right. I know how to count to three. Ichurally sensitive. Maybe we should learn some Japanese before. I know how to count to three. Ichi, Ni, San. Oh, good. Okay. You've got your Duolingo streak already. I'm going to download it. No worries. Ichi, Ni, now that you say it, to be honest. Anyway, look,

we hope this podcast made you feel at the very least 2% better. Just two. Just two. I would say three. So. So. We. Yep.

Do. Fuck, that's right. Yeah. Okay, let's try that again. We can't have that for our first show. Yes, wait, wait. And so we do. There we go.

That was beautiful. That was the best one ever, I'd say. That was great. Well, thanks so much, idiots. Catch you later. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Welcome to ADD Brief. Are we doing this still? Yeah. Jenna, put this still? Yeah. Jenna, put your headphones back on. We are not done. I didn't even say the full line. Fuck. Welcome to ADD Brief, our secret segment on the end.

Couple of people with ADHD just talking bullshit. Yeah. How's everyone enjoying their Jonesy and Amanda bottled water? I actually loved it so much I finished it. Well done. Good. Very good. I quite like the fact that Jonesy's face is caved in on mine.

Yes. That was a deliberate act. Yes. It's accurate. It feels as though that there's a vendetta. Yeah. But only in water-based ways. Yeah.

It is biblically accurate, I think. Sam, I have a question. I can't remember. Why are you called contraceptive diaphragm, Sam? I actually was thinking about this on the way to the studio today. So I think this was what, season one? Something like that, yes. Yeah, season one, I was kind of helping out with the show,

producing a few bits and pieces. And I think my name was pretty Sam. Yes. Yes, something like that. Yes, it was. Okay, I did listen to season one once. I wasn't on board then. No, no.

And I think the idea was I was away one week and everyone's gone. I feel like that in this day and age, in this 2021, that we can't be calling people pretty anymore, particularly because it's just a gender stereotype. And you're more than your looks. Am I? Yes. Why do you think I married you?

That's very true. Fuck's sake. Listen to Oscar for once in your life. Yeah. See, that's the problem. I never do listen to me once. No. But wasn't there a fanfic written about the Mitches at one point

where someone called you that? Was that? No. Or was that something else? There was a fanfic for about the Mitches at one point where someone called you that? Was that? No. Or was that something else? There was a fanfic for us. That's right. Wait, there was a fanfic for it? Because I remember reading the Mitch and Mitch one.

Yeah. There was one about you and you two? I think there was. I think there was. Shut up. In the day, yeah. Yeah. Is it bad that I want to read it?

I have to see if we can find that. Yeah, it's somewhere. We can do a dramatic reading. Oh my God, fuck. We could. In Japan. Yeah, it has to be in Japan. It has to be in Japan.

That's where we do the dramatic reading. Hang on. Does that mean I have to get my duolingo streak up so we can do it? Do it in Japanese. In Japanese? Yes. Perfect. We're not going to butcher that at all.

No. No? No, we're doing English version and Japanese version. Oh, okay, okay. We're doing multi-version. Oh, perfect. Because we're in Japan. Very fair.

And it's tax write-off. Because I don't think anyone's ever explained to me why you're contraceptive diaphragm Sam. The only reason is that they couldn't figure out something that rhymed with Sam. Yeah. Because it was going to be Ham Sam, Sam Sam. Well, I mean, my first thought was Green Eggs and Ham Sam.

Yeah, but that just doesn't... No, but it doesn't... A contraceptive diaphragm... That's silly. Yeah. No, you're so right, Jenna. We would never do something silly. That's silly.

We would never do something silly. No. I think that's actually something I've realised is that if you've just joined the pod, like even like season four beyond, you've got no fucking idea who I am. No, I actually think... No idea. I have a feeling there's a I am. No, I actually think- No idea.

I have a feeling there's a good chunk of people that are going to be like, who the fuck is contraceptive diaphragm? Who? Who? Who? As famously said by an M. Churi. No, Dot Wiggins.

Sorry, that's right. His great grandmother, Dot Wiggins. The Churi guy stole it. Yeah. No, he did. That's very true. Who? There it is.

Who? Thank you. it. Yeah. No, he did. That's very true. Who? There it is. Who? Thank you. Yep. Oh. He actually was in a dream of mine the other night. It was really weird. What? Yeah, he wasn't doing anything significant.

He was just there. Oh, that's how he is every week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was like a precursor because all the dream psychics will say like, that means something. And I think it just means I'm taking over. Yeah. No, that's it. You know what I mean? I it i'd say so because he does nothing i feel like i'm a bit psychic and i think you are do you know what if anyone in this room is like it's me absolutely

jenna yeah that's you know what yes yeah completely i'm a hundred percent i wouldn't put it past you no no don't don't put it actually one of my favorite moments ever of jenna is her doing um little drummer boy like i i because i because that was the um that was the secret the savage santa episode and we were all doing it they got me to sing um santa baby which then that got a lot of like yes we want a full version and because i was so hungover that day. Well done. And Jenna did a pum-pum-pum-pum-pum. And I maintain to this day, out of all Jenna moments across all 100 seasons of this show,

and the 3,000 years of her life, that is my favourite moment. Just her sitting there so quietly going, pum-pum-pum-pum-pum. There is actually, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, yeah. After you, Jenna. Perfect.

Yeah, you can't remember it, can you? No, no. So, actually, I have an idea. I have an idea. So, I have an idea so yes Jenna no no keep going that's fine I have an idea so um

I know so Churi gave me shit on the pod being like he's just gonna fake and sing well that's exactly what I'm going to do perfect yeah

no we expect nothing less so and I did see some comments as well can we have a segment where Oscar sings so I guess we'll do it now sorry

where were those um on a somewhere they were on a post. They were on a forum. I mean, like, I did respond saying, don't make me sing.

You did. But we will. There is a song that is trending at the moment called Nasty to Nasha. Have you guys seen on TikTok the, like, I'm a nasty girl? So, like, for some reason, that song makes me think of Jenna.

Why? So, can you imagine Jenna going, I've been a nasty. Like, can you do it, Jenna? Wait, wait, here's the song. Yeah, this one. Should I sing? Yeah. You get one.

I've been a nasty girl. Nasty girl. Like, is it not? Oh, Jenna. Like, is it not perfect? I've been a nasty girl. I've been a nasty girl. I've been a nasty girl.

She's doing it at the wrong part, too. Like, it's brilliant. Is there, like, a karaoke version of that song? Oh, there has to be. Because, like, Jenna, what we'll do, you do I've Been a Nasty Girl. I'll sing. Oh my God, yes. I'll sing the actual singing bits.

Yes. Talk amongst yourselves, guys. I'll figure this out. Yeah. I've been a nasty girl. I'm just practicing. Yeah, you're just practicing for your big debut. Yeah.

I love how as soon as I look up Tinashe, the first thing is Tinashe nasty lyrics. Like, they're not so easy. Like, they actually are like, she literally just sings the same thing three times. It's so funny. She's such a genius. She really is. I love Tinashe. She was in Sydney recently, actually.

What? I didn't know about it until the day of. I didn't know? I think she was in a festival lineup, and I literally found out the day of, and I was so upset. We could have got her on the show. We could have got, she could have been our guest. Well, shit.

She could have been our guest. Hang on, I'll reach out to Miss Tinashe. Yes. Can you widescreen that? I'm blind. Yeah. He is. Okay, so everybody...

So everyone knows when we start, the first line is, because it feels like heaven. Yes. Oh, that's my bit. That's your bit. Sorry, that's my bit. I should talk on a mic, actually.

That's 101 of podcasting. Is it? Oh, shit. So it feels like heaven when it hurts so bad. Can you get me some water? I'm dying. Oh, yes.

The Jonesy and Amanda bottle. You can have the crushed Jonesy. Excuse me. Beautiful. All right, I'm ready. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

Jenna Benson and Oscar Kirk Nasty. Oh, I fucked it already. Nasty. I fucked it already. Do you know what? Well, shit. Oh, fuck. No, it's okay.

Just. Here we go. Here we go. And it starts now. There you go. I feel like heaven when it hurts so bad. Baby, put it on me. I like it just like that.

Just like that. Been a nasty girl. Nasty. I've it just like that. Just like that. Been a nasty girl. Nasty. I've been a nasty girl. Nasty. I've been a nasty girl. Nasty. I've been a nasty, nasty, nasty.

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Is somebody gonna match my freak? Is somebody gonna match my nasty? I got seminar. They say I'm an athlete. Is somebody gonna match my freak? Needs some even bigger dick. I thought Jenna was going to do that part with me. Because it feels like heaven when it hurts so bad. Baby, put it on me.

I like it just like that, just like that. I've been a nasty girl. Nasty. I've been a nasty girl. Nasty. Just like that. I've been a nasty girl. Nasty.

I've been a nasty, nasty, nasty. I like it just like that. I've been a nasty girl. Nasty. Get a bad son. I've been a nasty girl. Nasty. I've been a nasty girl. Get a bad son. I've been a nasty girl. I've been a nasty girl. We mixed.

I've been nasty, nasty, nasty. Oh, Jesus. Well done, everyone. Very good. Wow, that was amazing. That's a new core memory I've locked for me. That's so funny. That's so funny.

Just Jenna sitting there, I've been a there, like literally concentrating to keep in time. I'm so proud of you. Thank you so much. Well done. Well done. Oh, my God. That was excellent. That was amazing.

Available now on Spotify and all good record stores. You can get the vinyl at Sanity. I was just about to say Sanity. Oh, an insane insanity. Yeah, we're going to record that I think we should do a full studio recording Oh yeah definitely It's going to happen It could fund our Japan trip

That's true actually We'll get really good royalties from that Wait wait wait Can you write that down as well New single We'll get a feature from Pitbull He's about 40 bucks a pop these days Wait, wait, wait. So we've got a new single. Yeah, can you write that down as well? Yeah, new single. We'll get a feature from Pitbull. He's about $40 a pop these days. Oh, he's fine.

He's on Fiverr, I think, yeah. He's good. Oh, if we can't get him, we can get Flo Rida as well. That's true. Yeah, yeah. And Regé-Glacius comes. What about both? Both of them.

Actually, we have the budget for both, yeah. Yeah, good. Yeah, we have the budget for both. Yeah, cool. Yep. The merch is going really well, so we can use that money. Yeah, so all sales from the moment of Jenna. Also available online to purchase right now.

That is real. Oh, that is real, actually. Yes, please buy it. Yeah, please buy that. But we're going to get the profits from all of it. Yeah, naturally. That's actually the Pitbull fund. Yes, yes.

That's fantastic. We're actually already there because we're sold two. Probably more. That's so funny. You know, we're going to Japan. Yeah, that's right. Yeah because we're sold two. Probably more. That's so funny. You know, we're going to Japan. Yeah, that's right. We're going to go to Japan. Oh my God.

We could record the music video in Japan. That's so true. Because we're going to get so much money from that. So we can go first class. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah, boost it up. Yeah, write that down.

We're going to go first class. Can we sit with the pilot? I don't think I should be in the cockpit. Oh yeah. I'll get confused. Yeah, he does get confused with that down. We're going to go first class. Oh, my God. Can we sit with the pilot? I don't think I should be in the cockpit. Oh, yeah. Oscar's- I'll get confused. Yeah, he does get confused with that stuff. No, that's a club, isn't it, in Brisbane?

No, that was my hotel room, actually. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Ah! Ah, all right. Yeah. Yeah. Well said.

Well said. Yeah, we better go, actually. Yeah, it's been fun. Should I get another coffee? I reckon. Yeah, I think I should. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Well, thanks for coming, guys. Yeah, thank you., actually. Yeah, it's been fun. Should I get another coffee? I reckon. Yeah, I think I should. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Well, thanks for coming, guys. Yeah, thank you. No worries. Yeah. I've never listened through ADD Brief, by the way. I've been in it, but I've never actually listened all the way through. I can't.

Yeah. Yeah, I can't think of how to end it. Oh, well, I'm just going to. Thanks for coming. Yeah. We're every Monday. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

The next four Mondays. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah. The next four Mondays. I thought it was a one-off. No. No, we're going to Japan. Well, we have to fund for Japan, so we're going to do- I thought they were just doing that for fun. Yeah, yeah. The next four Mondays. I thought it was a one-off. No. No, we're going to Japan. Well, we have to fund for Japan.

I thought they were just doing that for funsies. Yeah, it's going to be fun as well. Well, it's fun, but it's work trip. But yeah, this June, every Monday. Yeah. It'll be a couple of misfits until the Mitchers get back. So keep listening. We're good fun.

We've got more coming. Oh, a lot more. Oh, you've got a lot more. Book Cockpit Brisbane. Oh, for God's sake. Okay. Get Casey Donovan while you're at it. Yeah, actually.

No, I will call her now. Yeah. There we go. Give her a call. Yeah, hang on. Come on, let's call. You don't actually have her number, do you? No.

Are you genuinely calling her? Don't you dare. Oh, my God, you do. Absolutely not. Please don't. Can you call? Please don't. Please.

I will leave this room right now. Oh, my God, he's calling. No. Oh, fuck. No, wrong button. Yeah, that's Qantas. We are experiencing lengthy wait times. Oh, well, shit.

Because everyone's going to Japan. Everyone's going to Japan. All right. Well, we'll call them later. We'll call them later. All right's going to Japan. Everyone's going to Japan. All right. Well, we'll call them later. We'll call them later. All right. We better go. We better go.

Yeah. All right. Thanks for listening, idiots. We'll catch you next week on Monday for our all-new episode of Couple of Misfits. Yay! That is Chuck and Oscar, Prizekeeper Jenna and my beautiful contraceptive diaphragm, Sam. Mwah.

So we'll catch you next week, idiots. Bye. Bye. Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.