It Could Happen Here - CZM Book Club: Cool Zone 2055: A Bestiary of Beasts
Episode Date: January 12, 2025Margaret from the future talks about all of the terrible creatures that fascists have invented to attack internationalist forces.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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And I am your host Margaret killjoy and this week like we've been doing for the past several weeks
We've got a report from the future.
That's right.
We have a podcast sent to us from the year 2055.
From me.
Because I still work for this show, or a different show, in 2055.
And I sent a thing back in time to myself. Don't think too much about the time
paradox part of it. The important thing is that it's another episode of Cool Zone 2055,
How to Survive the Dino War. Good morning and or evening, one and all, and welcome to another
episode of Cool Zone 2055, How to Survive the Dino Wars.
I'm your host Margaret Killjoy, here to say, hey, we're going to get through this. Maybe not as
individuals, but none of us were going to survive being alive anyway. Terminal condition, being alive.
This week on How to Survive, we're going to go over some of the threats we're facing
and talk about some of the specific concrete actions we can take to counter those threats.
It's going to be a good time, but first, some headlines.
The Canadian War took a turn for the better this week.
First Nations fighters and their allies announced on Tuesday that they have secured Vancouver
Island.
If you haven't seen the videos of troops storming the Doom facility in the University of Vancouver in Victoria,
you are missing out. Every one of those Nazi scientists surrendered,
and thousands of human and non-human test subjects were released.
This comes after months of bad news out of the western half of Canada.
With the capture of Vancouver Island, it is only a matter of time before
internationalist forces step onto the mainland again.
Unfortunately, news out of Egypt is not as good.
Islamist forces, backed by the Aryan Empire and the new IDF, have stormed the capital
of Cairo, making heavy use of the Israeli government-in-exile's favorite lab-grown
weapon of terror, the half-sentient land jellies.
This right-wing alliance has ousted the democratically elected Council of Cairo and replaced it with
a strongman.
This marks the fifth reversal in the area in only two years.
The internationalist forces defending the city was a coalition built from the anti-Zionist
New Bund, the pluralist Islamic group, the Brothers and Sisters Alliance, and of course, the SDF. There is no word yet from the internationalist forces about the
hopes of a counterattack and protests within the city have been met by immediate violence.
In other news, wildfire is ravaging much of the continental U.S., including rare East Coast
winter fires, the recently coined Christmas fires that have
been affecting the mid-Atlantic in particular.
Listeners are reminded to keep a weather alert radio running 24-7 if you live in one of the
affected areas.
Keep a go-bag packed and your car charged.
The flooding through Central Africa has been particularly extreme this year.
Climate change is of course drying the southern portion of the continent while wetting, is that a word?
Wetting? I don't know.
While making central Africa substantially wetter.
We'll have links in the show notes on how to support mutual aid efforts there.
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So, the oldest military strategy book in existence is still one of the best.
The Art of War by Sun Tzu.
It was written during the warring states period
of Chinese history.
It's mandatory reading still more than 2,000 years later
for more or less anyone considering military strategy on every side of this conflict.
The capitalists who did a good job of destroying the world used to read it for lessons in corporate
warfare.
The best and the worst people in the world read the art of war.
I'm not going to quote the whole thing at you, though it's not a very long text and
you should read it.
But there's a part that's particularly relevant to what we're talking about today.
Note that most translations, including the one I'm about to read, use the pronoun he
throughout, but classical Chinese did not make use of gendered pronouns.
Mandarin Chinese adopted gendered pronouns in the 20th century after contact with Western
languages.
In case you wanted another reason to be mad at romance languages,
there you go.
But that's unrelated.
Here's a quote from the Art of War.
We may know that there are five essentials for victory.
One, he will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.
Two, he will win who knows how to handle both superior and inferior forces.
3.
He will win whose army is animated by the same spirit throughout all its ranks.
4.
He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared.
5. waits to take the enemy unprepared. Five, he will win who has military capacity and
is not interfered with by the sovereign.
So those are the five main principles we're operating under when we discuss how
we're gonna get through this.
Know how to pick your battles, know how to adapt to the enemy,
know how to maintain morale, know how to time your attacks, and
celebrate our decentralized command
structure.
But the next section of the art of war is even more specifically useful to what we're
talking about today.
Quote, if you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred
battles.
If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer
a defeat.
If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.
So we must know the enemy and ourselves.
That's easy you might think.
We're the good guys and they're a bunch of evil Nazis. That's all I need to know.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
That is what the enemy wants us to think.
They want us thinking in purely black and white because they want us ignorant.
We need to know ourselves, our strengths and our weaknesses alike.
And we need to know them, their strengths and weaknesses alike.
That means knowing how they tick.
That means knowing what spirit animates their armies.
There is a reason that Mein Kampf, the principles of the elders of Zion, and the Turner Diaries
and all those sorts of horrible texts are required reading in internationalist officer
training programs.
There's a reason that Cool Zone Media has been talking about how bad people think since
the very start.
Also how reasonable people end up thinking bad things and how we need to be aware of
that and learn to distinguish between the two.
The Art of War gets into way more about that, but I'm not going to get into it right now.
I promise this isn't a purely Art of War for the Dino War episode.
That would be fun.
We should do an edition that just takes the Art of War and
adapts it to the Dino War.
What do you think?
You should let us know on the various Internet things.
You think we should do that?
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While climate change scientists in Helsinki were de-extincting animals in the 2040s, they
were not the only people developing ex-vitrogenesis.
In Toledo, Ohio, there was a pharmaceutical startup that was originally called the Crusaders
Grail.
Their odd name was part of that wave of counterculture right-wing Catholic converts that happened
right before the Disconcordant.
Mostly, they made their money selling knockoff pharmaceuticals and infringing on other companies'
patents, which won them a lot of support during the era of the insurance riots.
But it soon became clear that they were adulterating their products with drugs that they hoped
would, quote, reverse the homosexual and transsexualization of the US
and make kids straight.
Instead, it sort of made people lose their minds.
It was bad.
Whole bunch of behind-the-bastards episodes
about them before we knew how real bad they were gonna get.
The FDA tried to shut them down,
and there was that arm standoff at their compound,
and it was a whole big deal.
You probably remember it.
If you don't remember the standoff, check out Molly Conger's 2036 episode of Weird Little Guys
titled, Make the Frogs Straight Again. And so the Crusaders grail, they changed their name
and their business model, but not their overall mission. The Crusaders grail became substantiation,
which is of course transubstantiation,
the Catholic belief that the crackers and wine they eat turned into literal body and
blood of Jesus when they eat them.
But without the trans in the name,
because they're a bunch of right wing culture war zealots.
Substantiation set about trying to, well, raise the dead and breed monsters.
Like that was their mission statement in internal paperwork.
Or to quote it directly,
Substantiation is a for-profit organization dedicated to spreading the word of Christ
and spreading Christian nationalism by use of unliving bio-weapons.
It is God's plan that we recreate the miracle of Lazarus
and arm the resurrected with flaming swords
with which to strike down the sinful."
Which, look, we did a whole two week series on the Disconcordance
and you can go check that out for more information.
But this statement, once it leaked,
it pretty much split the Christian faith.
And it was a huge reason why a series of antipopes
started popping up all over the world.
Because a lot of people were like, wait a second,
isn't the whole point of Christianity
not to strike down the sinful, like with flaming swords,
but to forgive them?
And other people were like, but we
want zombies with flaming swords to kill gay people.
And so those are the two sides of Christianity ever since.
Substantiation got mystery funding, funding which Ed Zitron actually proved the source
of.
It was the Republican Party.
Do you remember the Republican Party?
They were a bunch of right-wing bastards who went mask-off fascists in the 2010s before
most of you were born, who picked a really strange name for themselves, since Republican
means leftist everywhere else in the world.
But then again, I guess when the Republican Party picked it, they were actually the anti-racist,
whatever.
There's a whole bunch of history about this.
I've done so many episodes over the past several decades that talk about the Republican Party
and when it switched over and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's unrelated, okay?
Unrelated.
Substantiation never really made money.
They just ate up resources developing living weapons, what we call biospawn today.
They developed ex vitro genesis, which is that cloning that isn't really cloning because
it doesn't require a living host that everyone else just calls cloning.
But if you don't say ex vitro genesis in podcasts, then people get mad at you on social media.
Anyway, they developed this around roughly the same timeline as Cold Lab Cooperative in Helsinki did.
Substantiation's first big success was the hellhound, a sort of half dog half rabbit
monstrosity that is still in production today. Like most biospawn, especially monster hybrids,
hellhounds live for only a year or two at most, and they spend all of their waking hours
in tremendous pain, screaming and crying.
They were sold first as guard dogs to the ultra-rich.
It was this whole fad.
But owners kept them so full of pain meds to get them to shut up that the hellhounds
mostly slept all day and were not really useful even for intimidation.
Plus, there was that beautiful day when hellhounds ate Bomboy,
the white rapper turned pastor, white nationalist billionaire,
at his estate in front of a live news crew.
Some of these hellhounds were even utilized in World War III,
mostly just for their impact on the enemy's morale.
But in an era of drones, the hellhounds
weren't particularly impactful on a larger scale.
If you find yourself up against hellhounds, which you might have already, honestly, here's
what you need to know about them.
They have the jaws of a pit bull, and once they've latched onto you, realistically,
the only way you're getting it off of you is to shoot it in the head.
They can jump 10 feet vertically or 30 feet horizontally. Even the most ardent animal lover instinctively knows that it is a favor to kill these creatures.
Hellhounds have a death wish as strong as their prey drive.
They live to kill and die.
Their main weakness is that they are never quiet.
Even sleeping hellhounds are suffering, crying in their sleep.
Unfortunately, it really is a drive to kill and not a drive to eat. Even sleeping hellhounds are suffering, crying in their sleep.
Unfortunately, it really is a drive to kill and not a drive to eat. Most distraction techniques that work on dogs do not work on hellhounds.
But, on the plus side, they somewhat regularly attack their own trainers.
Due to their volatility, hellhounds are rarely used in field battles.
Which is good, because they're reasonably effective against dinosaurs otherwise.
They just attack their own side too much. Hellhounds are often guarding the
perimeter of nationalist bases, trained not to wander too far and to attack
anything living that they run across. They're also used to flush out buildings
in urban warfare.
A pack, usually 3-12 dogs, will be let loose in the front door.
These hounds are also often equipped with suicide vests that explode if shot.
More recently, since dogs cannot open doors, some hounds have been trained to self-detonate
their vests if they find a door they cannot open, which clears the path for the remaining
creatures.
I know I said earlier about how we shouldn't see these things in terms of black or white,
but our enemy, at least its scientists and its generals, truly are evil.
If you encounter hellhounds, it is useless to run even on dinosaur back.
These fucking things are fast. You need to fight.
They are physically weaker than you
and your mount at the end of it.
If you can shoot them, shoot them.
If they're masked and you have access to a flame thrower,
use that.
If you're alone,
there's an old trick people use to fight dogs.
I'm sorry to say that this is a thing
that people have had to do.
Where you offer your forearm,
the forearm of your non-dominant arm,
and the hellhound will lunge and bite that.
Use your dominant arm then to shoot or stab the creature to death.
If you're expecting hellhound trouble,
vam braces are worth adding to your kit.
For those of you who didn't grow up obsessed with swords and armor,
that's a forearm guard.
After the development of the Vishnu shield at the end of World War III,
substantiation itself actually collapsed.
I wish we could take credit for this, but basically one of the founders
detransitioned from Catholicism back to mainline evangelical Protestantism,
and then one of the Catholics got mad, and then the two killed each other in a literal duel.
And the whole organization was so hierarchical that it fell apart with two of its leaders dead.
But its core ideas of using ex vitro Genesis to develop super weapons, organization was so hierarchical that it fell apart with two of its leaders dead.
But its core ideas of using ex vitro genesis to develop super weapons,
that idea spread and spread and spread. It's all over the world.
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I'm Ellie Flynn, and I'm an investigative journalist.
When a group of models from the UK wanted my help,
I went on a journey deep into the heart
of the adult entertainment industry.
I really wanted to be a Playboy model.
Lingerie, topless. I said yes please.
Because at the center of this murky world is an alleged predator.
You know who he is because of his pattern of behavior. He's just spinning the web for you
to get trapped in it. He's everywhere and has been everywhere. It's so much worse and so much more
widespread than I had anticipated. Together we're going to expose him and the rotten industry he works in.
It's not just me.
We're an army in comparison to him.
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Soon enough, nationalist scientists were reanimating the dead.
There was no religious motivation this time, not really.
It was a tech startup, Brains! with a Z and two exclamation
marks, that really pushed for the reanimation of the dead. Zombies would, Brains! hoped,
be able to replace living workers in any number of industries. After all, the unliving require
weekly injections in order to stay animate. And so if the workers were sentient, that
could have been held over their heads to make them loyal to whatever company they were leased
out to. Because Brains! was a subscription service, as was the style at the time.
Early on, there was some optimism about bringing people back as, well, people.
There would have been some brain damage, people assumed,
but they might still have, you know, sentience, memory, and personality.
Despite a few famous counterfeit attempts,
do you remember Jesus, the blonde-haired,
blue-eyed preacher who claimed to have been resurrected after self-crucifixion?
No one ever managed a true resurrection.
The dead stay dead, or at least their souls or personalities or whatever you want to call
it do.
The very, very freshly dead were able to be resurrected and merged with other creatures, creating bipedial biospawn with roughly the intelligence and demeanor of the hellhounds.
Most corpses, though, are resurrected as what we call zombies.
Slow shambling creatures without even an animal's self-awareness.
The zombies cannot be trained, only herded.
They walk and moan until they find a warm-blooded creature that
they then rip to shreds, trying to consume every bit of its blood and warmth.
Fortunately, unlike the zombies of Screen and Page, real-life zombies lack the ability
to self-replicate. You get bit by a zombie, you're not going to turn into a zombie.
The real-life zombies even tend
to rip people up so badly that their kills cannot be resurrected by the
necromancers, as zombie making engineers are so often called.
Unfortunately, they are like movie zombies in that the only way to kill
them is to destroy their brain. And resurrection has not weakened their
skulls to any appreciable degree, so it's not as easy to destroy their brain as it is in the movies.
The fact that they use zombies is, somehow, the biggest propaganda issue of either side.
Christian nationalists, in particular, have managed to spin the whole thing
as a way in which sinners are punished, that the army of the dead is serving God's plan.
But everywhere, the existence of zombies,
it's a very successful weapon of fear.
You might not like us, but we're unstoppable.
Join us or zombies will eat your family.
It's a very convincing line.
On our side, we're able to say, well, the other side reanimates
the dead as unthinking monsters driven only by bloodlust.
They are the bad guys.
This too is a very convincing line.
Zombies, interestingly, only have limited military use.
They are primarily used for terrorism.
They are set loose in enemy population centers, especially civilian areas.
On the battlefield, they're too vulnerable to machine gun fire to be
wielded with too much success.
Though they are so easy to produce that occasionally they are masked in sufficient
numbers to be sent out ahead of the regular forces as bullet sponges and, well, terror
units sent to demoralize us.
Fortunately, images of brave soldiers on dinosaurs shooting down zombies have bolstered our cause
quite a bit.
Morale is a train of struggle, as we always say, or as Sun Tzu put it,
one will win whose army is animated by the same spirit throughout all its ranks.
We like to squabble about anarchism versus republicanism versus Marxist-Leninism
versus democratic confederalism versus social democracy versus nihilism,
but our whole army is animated by the same spirit throughout all its ranks.
The idea that the living ought to win in the war against the liminal.
If you're up against zombies, get into the open.
They're slow and vulnerable in the open, even in great numbers.
Firearms, fire, explosives, all quite effective against them. In tighter
spaces they're much more dangerous. Don't get split up, fight back to back, aim for
the head if you've got the shot, but if you take out their knees they can't do
much more than crawl and that's better than nothing. Early propaganda bulletins
made sure to emphasize that we knew that these creatures were not living, that
they're not the people that they look like. But honestly, we stop bothering to say that because one look at a zombie and you know
there is no spark of life left in it.
So the zombies were a big hit and hellhounds truly strike terror in the hearts of many
of us.
But the nationalist forces decided that the creation of biospawn is an art.
All over the world, nationalist scientists have developed different local flavors
to the monsters that they grow and set loose.
And new trends regularly sweep across the globe.
In 2053, they went big, hulking monstrosities
like combining roly-polys with elephants,
or spiders and rhinoceroses,
or things that we never really reverse engineered.
Like at one point they pulled off a dragon.
Like how do they do that?
We don't know. It must have taken so much work because they never did it again.
When these things first hit the battlefield, they were admittedly terrifying.
Their screams echo for miles because they are also like all biospawn in terrible pain.
But they were too hard to control to make much tactical use of these giant ones. And in the end, they were no match for T-Rexes and the good old classic de-extincted animals
like the saber-toothed tigers that can hunt in packs.
Oh, you got to watch the video of the saber-toothed tigers bringing down that dragon.
It is a sight to see.
In 2054, they were smarter.
They went smaller. This was the year of roving packs of jellies, In 2054, they were smarter.
They went smaller.
This was the year of roving packs of jellies and the admittedly kind of cool, if you grew
up playing D&D, gelatinous cubes that inched their way across the battlefield in pervious
traditional munitions, dissolving everything in their way.
That's when most units were issued flamethrowers.
And biospawn without central nervous systems are a bit easier for the other side to control,
as they are not in constant pain.
We don't know what the big trend will be this year, but early indications out of Ukraine
suggest that the Russians at least are toying around with dinosaurs as base models from
which to create horrific screeching hell monsters.
Like the six-legged raptors that bleed from their mouths and vomit
acid uncontrollably. We're as yet unsure if the acid thing was a feature or a bug.
But one more creature we want to cover in more detail, because you are likely to run across it,
are the moles. I mean, they're not actually moles at all. They're more like land shrimp,
ground lice. They're awful. They dig though.
They're the size of squirrels and they dig and they dig until they hear someone above
them and then they pop out and try to eat you. A single mole is not a big deal at all.
It's gross, but you can step on it to kill it. They don't send out single moles. They
send out swarms.
We're unsure exactly how they were constructed,
but they first appeared on the South African front, and now they're in use all across the world because they are damned effective.
Particularly if a swarm gets into a dino stable. That usually causes a stampede, which usually means a lot of people die.
These things can dig through wood, but not concrete.
So in places with
suspected mole activity make sure your primary living quarters are on slab
foundations. Make sure that your space is equipped with ground penetrating radar
if you're not under conditions of Vishnu shielding. But if you are under Vishnu
conditions, dogs have been trained successfully to detect their presence.
Either way, if you've got a heads up it's best to evacuate the area. They can be fought with fire and poison gas if necessary. The best way to
deal with a mole attack though, is to stop it at its source. Mole facilities
are massive because these creatures are only effective in large numbers and they
cannot be transported far as their lifespan is measured in hours or days,
not weeks or months or years. So if you're
attacked by moles the breeding ground is nearby. Destroy it. In fact that's the
best way to deal with all the biospawn. Find and kill the fascists who produce
them. Feed the fascists to your stable. It's good for morale. As for another way
to track down these fascists I'm'm going to leave you with another bit of
advice from Sun Tzu.
Whether the object be to crush an army, to storm a city, or to assassinate an individual,
it is always necessary to begin by finding out the names of the attendants, the aides
du comps, and the doorkeepers and sentries of the general in command.
Our spies must be commissioned to assert these."
So yeah, know your enemy.
Literally know their names.
Know who they know.
Figure out what you can use against them.
And that's what we've got for you for this week.
Stay strong, stay tough.
Remember the anarchist prayer. Yeah, yeah,
whether you're an anarchist or not. We're all on the same side here, animated by the
same spirit of anti-fascism. The anarchist prayer. I ask not to be safe from my enemies,
but dangerous to them. Stay dangerous and good luck.
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Wow, very powerful.
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It's honestly so much worse than I had anticipated.
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