It Could Happen Here - CZM Book Club: Three Ruthenian Folk Tales

Episode Date: May 12, 2024

Margaret reads three Slavic folk tales about magic women and mean children.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hello, and welcome to Cool Zone Media Book Club. The only book club that you don't need to do the reading for. Well, actually, I've been in a lot of book clubs where I don't do the reading. But don't tell anyone in any of my previous book clubs about that. The reason you don't have to do your reading is that I'm going to do your reading. I'm your host, Margaret Kiljoy, and every week I bring you a different fiction story, or sometimes, like today, three different fairy tales. So, it's no secret that I like stories. It's no secret that I think stories matter. Nonfiction has its value, and very little work is needed to defend the value of nonfiction.

But stories, people think that they're just silly things, so I'm going to defend them. Stories are the smithy in which we forge our sense of who we can be, the tool by which we open up possible futures. That's often what I focus on, but they're also one of the best glimpses into people and cultures, and it's for this reason that I love folk stories so much. The great novels or whatever, they're great, it's in the name, great novels, but the folk stories, usually anonymous, are usually the source of all the most interesting ideas, tropes, and archetypes. As a history podcaster, I find myself drawn again and again to the 19th century in particular, because the 19th century

is when all sorts of ideas and social movements really coalesced. Anti-capitalism, for example, had been growing up alongside capitalism for centuries, but in the 19th century, had been growing up alongside capitalism for centuries. But in the 19th century, it formed into ideologies. The 20th century is when those hypotheses, those ideologies were tested. And now it's the 21st century. And what we've got to do is analyze the results of those tested hypotheses, and then make some adjustments and then try again. But the 19th century is where the current era began, at least as I understand things. And one thing that was happening in the 19th century is where the current era began, at least as I understand things. And one thing that was happening in the 19th century was the rise of folklorists. It was an era where people just went around and were like, oh, maybe we should write some of this

shit down that people have been saying for uncountable generations. And I've run across this time and time again in my research, like just different countries will be, well, rather different languages and different groups of people will be doing this. Because also this era is kind of the rise of the concept of the state, which is also something I'm not really excited about, but that's unrelated. More recently, I've been doing a lot of reading about various Slavic cultures, especially Ukraine and Russia, which are of course themselves amalgamations of various cultures. So I first thought I would read you some Ukrainian folk tales this week, but then I was like, well,

one of the people I've been studying lately is a Cossack, which is an ethnic group mostly known for being mercenaries and nomadic horse riders. And so I was like, all right, why not go with some Cossack folk stories? And this week, I'm going to read you three of them. Saves me the trouble of doing the weird ad transitions in the middle of the story. These are from a 1916 translation of a book called Cossack Fairy Tales, translated by R. Nisbet Bain from the Ruthenian language. Most of these were collected by folklorists in the 1850s and 1870s. I couldn't promise you that these stories are specifically Cossack, only that someone labeled

them as such in the 1916 translation and that they're from the Ruthenian language. And also, shout out to Jack, who's the person who got me to buy my first book of Ukrainian folklore. I don't know if you're listening, but if you are, thanks. The first story is called The Story of Ivan and the Daughter of the Sun. There were once upon a time four brethren, and three of them remained at home while the fourth went out to seek for work. The youngest brother came to a strange land and hired himself out to a husbandman for three gold pieces a year. For three years he served his master faithfully, so at the end of his time he departed with nine gold pieces in his pocket. The first thing he now did was to go to a spring, and into the spring he threw three of his gold

pieces. Let us see now, said he, if I have been honest, they will come swimming back to me. Then he lay down by the side of the spring and went fast asleep. How long he slept there, who can tell? But at any rate, he woke up at last and went to the spring, and there was no sign of his money to be seen. Then he threw three more of his gold pieces into the spring, and again he lay down by the side of it and slept. Then he threw three more of his gold pieces into the spring, and again he lay down by the side of it and slept. Then he got up and went and looked into the spring, and still there was no sign of the money. So he threw his three remaining gold pieces, and again lay down and slept. The third time he arose and looked into the spring, and there, sure enough, was all his money. All nine of the gold pieces

were floating on the surface of the water. And now his heart felt lighter, and he gathered up the nine gold pieces and went on his way. On the road, he fell in with three katsapi with a laden wagon. Katsapi is a word used in this context to mean Russians, because it's like hairy. I think it means like bear or goat or something, but the Ruthenians were clean shaven and the Russians were hairy. So it's probably not a super polite word. He asked them concerning their wares, and they said they were carrying a load of incense. He begged them straight away to sell him this incense. Then they sold it to him for the gold pieces. and when he had bought it,

and they had departed, he kindled fire and burnt the incense and offered it up to God as a sweet-smelling sacrifice. Then an angel flew down to him and said, O thou that hast offered this sweet-smelling sacrifice to God, what dost thou want for thine own self? Dost thou want a czardom, or great riches? Or, perchance, the desire of thy heart When the man had listened to the angel, he said to him, Tarry a while, I will go and ask those people who are plowing yonder. Now those people who were plowing there were his own brethren, but he did not know that they were his brethren. So he went up and said to the elder brother, Tell me, uncle, what shall I ask of God, a zardom, or great riches, or a good wife? Tell me,

which of the three is the best gift to ask for? And his eldest brother said to him, I know not, and who does know? Go and ask someone else. So he went to the second brother who was plowing a little farther on. He asked him the same question, but the man only shrugged his shoulders and said he did not know either. Then he went to the third brother, who was the youngest of the three and also plowing there. And he asked him saying, tell me now, which is the best gift to ask of God, a zardom or great riches or a good wife? And the third brother said, So he went back to the angel and asked for a good wife. Then he went on his way till he

came to a certain wood, and looking about him, he perceived that in this wood was a lake, and while he was looking at it, three wild doves came flying along and lit down upon this lake. They threw off their plumage and plunged into the water, and then he saw that they were not wild doves, but three fair ladies. They bathed in the lake, and in the meantime that they were not wild doves, but three fair ladies. They bathed in the lake, and in the meantime, the youth crept up and took the raiment of one of them and hid it behind the bushes. When they came out of the water, the third lady missed her clothes. The youth said to her, I know where thy clothes are, but I will not give them to thee unless thou will be my wife. Good, cried she, thy wife I shall be. Then she dressed herself,

and they went together to the nearest village. When they got there, she said to him, Now go to the nobleman who owns the land here, and beg him for a place where we may build us a hut. So he went right up to the nobleman's castle, and entered his reception room, and said, Glory be to God, forever and ever, replied the nobleman. What dost thou want here, Ivan? I have come, sir, to beg of thee a place where I may build me a hut. A place for a hut, eh? Good, very good. Go home, and I'll speak to my overseer, and he shall appoint thee a place. So he returned from the nobleman's castle, and his wife said to him, Go now into the forest and cut down an oak, a young oak, that thou canst span round with both arms. So he cut down such an oak as

his wife had told him of, and she built a hut of the oak, for the overseer had come and shown them a place where they might build their hut. But when the overseer returned home, he praised loudly to his master, the wife of this Ivan. She is such and such, said he. Fair she may be, replied the nobleman, but she is another's. She need not be another's for long, replied the overseer. This Ivan is in our hands. Let us send him to see why it is the sun grows so red when it sets. That's just the same as if you had sent him to a place whence he can never return. All the better. Then they sent for Ivan and gave him this errand and he returned home to his wife weeping bitterly.

Then his wife asked him all about it and said, well, I can tell thee all about the ways of the sun for I am the sun's own daughter. So now I'll tell thee the whole matter. Go back to this nobleman and say to him that the reason why the sun turns so red as he sets is this. Just as the sun is going down into the sea, three fair ladies rise out of it, and it is the sight of them which makes him turn so red all over. So he went back and told them, Oh ho, cried they, if you can go as far as that,

you may now go a little farther. So they told him to go to hell and see how it was there. Yes, said his wife, I know the road that leads to hell also very well, but the nobleman must let his overseer go with thee, or else he never will believe that thou really didst go to hell. So the nobleman told his overseer that he must go to hell too. So they went together, and when they got there, the rulers of hell laid hands upon the overseer straight away. Thou dog, roared they, we've been looking out for thee for some time. So Ivan returned without the overseer and the nobleman said to him, where's my overseer? I left him in hell, said Ivan. And they said there that they were waiting for you, sir, too. When the nobleman

heard this, he hanged himself. But Ivan lived happily with his wife. Much like you can live happily if you listen to our sponsors, hopefully none of which is a wife given to you by the sun. I don't know. Or maybe it would be cool. Who's to say? I found out I was related to the guy that I was dating. I don't feel emotions correctly. I am talking to a felon right now,

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And we're back. This next story is called The Ungrateful Children and the Old Father Who Went to School Again. Once upon a time there was an old man. He lived to a great age, and God gave him children, whom he brought up to man's estate, and he divided all his goods amongst them. I will pass my remaining days among my children, thought he. So the old man went to live with his eldest son, and at first the eldest son treated him properly and did reverence to his old father. "'Tis but meet and right that we should give our father to eat and drink, and see that he has wherewithal to clothe him, and take care to patch up his things from time to time,

and let him have clean new shirts on festivals," said the eldest son. So they did so, and at festivals also the old father had his own glass beside him. Thus the eldest son was a good son to his old father. But when the eldest son had been keeping his father for some time, he began to regret his hospitality and was rough to his father, and sometimes even shouted at him. The old man no longer had his own set place in the house as heretofore, and there was none to cut up his food for him.

So the eldest son repented him that he had said he would keep his father, and began to grudge him for every morsel of bread he put in his mouth. The old man had nothing for it but to go to his second son. It might be better for him there or worse, but stay with the eldest son any longer he could not. So the father went to his second son, but here the old man soon discovered that he had only exchanged wheat for straw. Whenever he began to eat, his second son and his daughter-in-law looked sour and murmured something between their teeth. The woman scolded the old man. We had as much as we could do before to make both ends meet, cried she, and now we have an old man to keep into the bargain. The old man soon had enough of it there also, and went on to his next son. So one after another, all four sons took their

father to live with them, and he was glad to leave them all. Each of the four sons, one after the other, cast the burden of supporting him on one of the other brothers. It is for him to keep thee, daddy, said they, and the other would say, nay, dad, but it is as much as we can him to keep thee daddy said they and the other would say nay dad but it is as much as we can do to keep ourselves thus between his four sons he knew not what to do there was quite a battle among them as to which of them should not keep their old father one had one good excuse and another had another and so none of them would keep him. This one had a lot of little children, and that one had a scold for a wife, and this house was too small, and that house was too poor. Go where thou wilt, old man, said they, only don't come to us. And so the old man, grey, grey,

grey as a dove was he, wept before his sons, and knew not whither to turn. What could he do? Entreaty was in vain. Not one of the sons would take the old man in, and yet he had to be put somewhere. Then the old man strove with them no more, but let them do with him, even as they would. So all four sons met and took counsel. Time after time they laid their heads together, and at last they agreed among themselves that the best thing the old man could do was go to school. There will be a bench for him to sit upon there, said they, and he can take something to eat in his knapsack. Then they told the old man about it, but the old man did not want to go to school.

He begged his children not to send him there and wept before them. Now that I cannot see the white world, said he, how can I see a black book? Moreover, from my youth upward, I have never learned my letters. How shall I begin to do so now? A clerk cannot be fashioned out of an old man on the point of death. But there was no use talking. His children said he must go to school, and the voices of his children prevailed against his feeble old voice. So to school he had to go. Now there was no church in that village, so he had to go to the village beyond it to go to school. A forest lay along the road, and in this forest the old man met a nobleman driving along.

When the old man came near the nobleman's carriage, he stepped out of the road to let it pass, took off his hat respectfully, and then would have gone on further. But he heard someone calling, and looking back, saw the nobleman beckoning to him. He wanted to ask him something. The nobleman then got out of his carriage and asked the old man whither he was going. The old man took off his hat to the nobleman and told him all his misery, and the tears ran down the old man's cheeks. Woe is to me, gracious sir, if the Lord had left me without kith and kin, I should not complain, but strange indeed is the woe that has befallen me. I have four sons, thank God, and all four have houses of their own, and yet they send their poor old father to school to learn.

Was ever the like of it known before? So the old man told the nobleman his whole story, and the nobleman was full of compassion for the old man. Well, old man, said he, tis no use for thee to go to school, that's plain. Return home, I'll tell thee what to do, so that thy children shall never send thee to school again. Fear not, old man, weep no more, and let not thy soul be troubled. God shall bless thee, and all will be well. I know well what to be done here. So the nobleman comforted the old man, and the old man began to be merry. Then the nobleman took out his purse. It was a real nobleman's purse with a little sack in the middle of it to hold small change. Lord, what a lovely

thing it was. The more he looked at it, the more the old man marveled at it. The nobleman took out this purse and began filling it with something. When he had well filled it, he gave it to the old man. Take this and go home to thy children, said he. And when thou hast got home, call together all thy four sons and say to them my dear children long long ago when i was younger than i am now and knocked about in my world a bit i made a little money i won't spend it i said to myself for one never knows what may happen so i went into a forest my children and dug a hole beneath an oak and there i hid my little store of money i did not bother much about the

money afterward, because I had such good children. But when you sent me to school, I came to this selfsame oak, and I said to myself, I wonder if these few silver pieces have been waiting for their master all this time. Let us dig and see. So I dug and found them, and have brought them home to you, my children. I shall keep them till I die, but after my death consult together and whosoever shall be found have cherished me most and taken care of me most and not grudged me a clean shirt now and then or a crust of bread when I'm hungry. To him shall be given the greater part of my money. So now, my dear children, receive me back again and my thanks shall be yours.

You can manage it amongst yourselves, for surely it is not right that I should seek a home among strangers. Which of you will be so kind to your old father? For money. So the old man returned to his children with the purse and a casket. I'm going to interject and say that a casket in the old timey sense means like a little box to hold something valuable and when he came to the village with the casket under his arm one could see at once that he had been in a good forest there's a footnote in the original text here that says that good forest in this context means a place where you found a bunch of money

which is you know a good forest when one which is, you know, a good forest. When one comes home with a heavy casket under one's arm, depend upon it, there's something in it. So no sooner did the old man appear than his eldest daughter-in-law came running out to meet him and bade him welcome in God's name. Things don't seem to get on at all without thee, dad, cried she, and the house is quite dreary. Come in and rest, dad, she went on. Thou hast gone a long way and must be weary. Then all the brothers came together, and the old man told them what God had done for him. All their faces brightened as they looked at the casket, and they thought to themselves, if we keep him, we shall have the money. Then the four brothers could not make too much of their dear old father.

They took care of him, and the old man was happy. But he took heed to the counsel of the nobleman, and never let the casket out of his hand. After my death you shall have everything, but I won't give it to you now, for who knows what may happen. I have seen already how you treated your old father when he had nothing. It shall all be yours, I say, only wait, and when I die, take it, and divide it, as I have said. So the brothers tended their father, and the old man lived in clover, and was somebody. He had his own way, and did nothing. So the old man was no longer ill-treated by his children, but lived among them like an emperor in his own empire. But no sooner did he die than his children made what haste they could to lay

hand upon the casket. All the people were called together and bore witness that they had treated their father well since he came back to them. So it was adjudged that they should divide the treasure amongst them. But first they took the old man's body to the church and the casket along with it. They buried him as God commands. They made a rich banquet of funeral meats that all might know how much they mourned the old man. It was a splendid funeral. When the priest got up from the table, the people all began to thank their hosts. And the eldest son begged the priest

to say the Sorkos in the church for the repose of the dead man's soul. The Sorkos is like a, well, it's a prayer for the dead, which you probably could have inferred, but there's a footnote about it. Such a dear old fellow he was, said he. Was there ever anyone like him? Take this money for the Sorkost, reverend father. So horribly grieved was that eldest son. So the eldest son gave the priest money, and the second son gave him the like. Nay, each one gave him money for an extra half Ssorcost, and all four gave him requiem money. We'll have our prayers in church for our father,

though we shall sell the last sheep to pay for them, cried they. Then, when all was over, they hastened as fast as they could to the money. The coffer was brought forth. They shook it. There was a fine rattling inside. Every one of them felt and handled the coffer. That was something like a treasure. Then they unsealed it and opened it and scattered the contents. And it was full of nothing but glass. They wouldn't believe their eyes. They rummaged among the glass, but there was no money. It was horrible. Surely it could not be that their father had dug up a coffer from beneath an oak of the forest and was full of nothing but glass.

Why, cried the brothers, our father has left us nothing but glass. But for the crowds of people there, the brothers would have fallen upon and beaten each other in their wrath. So the children of the old man saw that their father had made fools of them. Then all the people mocked them. You see what you gained by sending your father to school? You see he learned something at school after all. He was a long time before he began learning,

but better late than never. It appears to us, t'was a right good school you sent him to. No doubt they whipped him into learning so much. Never mind, you can keep the money and the casket. Then the brothers were full of lamentation and rage. But what could they do? Their father was already dead and buried.

And if you want to spend your meaningless baubles, you can spend them on these meaningless baubles. I found out I was related to the guy that I was dating. I don't feel emotions correctly. I am talking to the guy that I was dating. I don't feel emotions correctly. I am talking to a felon right now, and I cannot decide if I like him or not. Those were some callers from my call-in podcast, Therapy Gecko. It's a show where I take real phone calls from anonymous strangers all over the world as a fake gecko therapist and try to dig into their brains and learn a little bit

about their lives. I know that's a weird concept, but I promise it's pretty interesting if you give it a shot. Matter of fact, here's a few more examples of the kinds of calls we get on this show. So if you want an excuse to get out of your own head and see what's going on in someone else's head, search for Therapy Gecko on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's the one with the green guy on it. Hey, I'm Jack Peace Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. I'm Jack Peace Thomas, and I'm inviting you to join me and a vibrant community of literary enthusiasts dedicated to protecting and celebrating our stories. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while commuting or running errands, for those who find themselves seeking solace, wisdom, and refuge between the chapters. From thought-provoking novels

to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Together, we'll dissect classics and contemporary works while uncovering the stories of the brilliant writers behind them. Blacklit is here to amplify the voices of Black writers and to bring their words to life. Listen to Blacklit on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast, and we're kicking off our second season digging into how tech's elite has turned Silicon Valley

into a playground for billionaires. From the chaotic world of generative AI to the destruction of Google search, Better Offline is your unvarnished and at times unhinged look at the underbelly of tech from an industry veteran with nothing to lose. This season I'm going to be joined by everyone from Nobel winning economists to the leading journalists in the field and I'll be digging into why the products you love keep getting worse and naming and shaming those responsible. Don't get me wrong though, I love technology, I just hate the people in charge and want them to get back to building things that actually do things to help real people. I swear to god things can change if we're loud enough.

So join me every week to understand what's happening in the tech industry and what could be done to make things better. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts. Check out betteroffline.com. And we're back i've got one more story for you from the same book this story is called the serpent wife there once was a gentleman who had a laborer who never went about in company his fellow servants did all they could to make him come with them,

and now and then enticed him into the tavern. But they could never get him to stay there long, and he always wandered away by himself through the woods. One day he went strolling about in the forest as usual, far from any village and the haunts of men, when he came upon a huge serpent, which wriggled straight up to him and said, I'm going to eat thee on the spot. But the laborer, who was used to the loneliness of

the forest, replied, Very well, eat me, if thou hast a mind to. Then the serpent said, Nay, I will not eat thee, only do what I tell thee. And the serpent began to tell the man what he had to do. I tell thee? And the serpent began to tell the man what he had to do. Turn back home, it said, and thou wilt find thy master angry, because thou hast tarried so long. And there was none to work for him, so that his corn has to remain standing in the field. Then he will send thee to bring in his sheaves, and I shall help thee. Load the wagon well, but don't take quite all the sheaths from the field. Leave one little sheath behind. More than that thou needst not leave, but that thou must leave. Then beg thy master to let thee have this little sheath by way of wages.

Take no money from him, but that one little sheath only. Then, when thy master has given thee this sheath, burn it, and a fair lady will leap out of it. Take her to wife. The laborer obeyed and went and worked for his master as the serpent had told him. He went out into the field to bring home his master's corn, and marvelously he managed it. He did all the carrying himself and loaded the wagon so heavily that it creaked beneath its burden. Then, when he had brought home all his master's corn, he begged that he might have the remaining little sheaf for himself. He refused to be rewarded for his smart labor. He would take no money. He wanted nothing for

himself, he said, but the little sheaf he had left in the field. So his master let him have the sheaf. So he went out by himself into the field, burnt the sheaf, and just as the serpent had told him, and immediately a lovely lady leapt out of it. The laborer forthwith took and married her, and now he began to look out for a place to build him a hut upon. His master gave him a place where he might build his hut, and his wife helped him so much with the building of it that it seemed to him as if he himself never laid a hand to it. His hut grew up as quick as thought, and it contained everything they wanted. The man could not understand it. He could only walk about and wonder at it.

Wherever he looked, there was everything, quite spick and span and ready for use. None in the whole village had a better house than he. And so, he might have lived in all peace and prosperity to the end of his days had not his desires outstripped his desserts he had three fields of standing corn and when he came home one day his laborers said to him thy corn is not gathered in yet though it is standing all ripe on its stalks now the season was getting on and for all the care and labor of his wife the corn was still standing in the field why what's the meaning of this, thought he. Then in his anger, he cried,

I see how it is. Once a serpent, always a serpent. He was quite beside himself all the way home and he was very wrath with his wife because of the corn. When he got home, he went straight to his chamber to lie down on his pillow. There was no sign of his wife, but a huge serpent was just coiling itself round and round and settling down in the middle of the pillow.

Then he called to mind how, once, his wife had said to him, Beware, for heaven's sake, of ever calling me a serpent. I will not suffer thee to call me by that name, and if thou dost, thou shall lose thy wife. He called this to mind now, but it was already too late. What he had said could not be unsaid. Then he reflected what a good wife he had had, and how she herself had sought him out, and how she had waited upon him continually and done him boundless good, and yet he had not been able to refrain his tongue so that now maybe he would be without a wife for the rest of his days.

His heart grew heavy within him as he thought of all this and he wept bitterly at the harm he had done to himself. Then the serpent said to him, weep no more, what is to be must be. Is it thy standing corn thou art grieved about? Go up to thy barn and there thou wilt find all thy corn lying, to the very last little grain. Have I not brought it all home, and threshed it for thee, and set everything in order? And now I must depart to the place where thou didst first find me.

Then she crept off, and the man followed her, weeping and mourning all the time, as for one already dead. When they reached the forest, she stopped and coiled herself round and round beneath a hazelnut bush. Then she said to the man, Now kiss me once, but see to it that I do not bite thee. Then he kissed her once, and she wound herself around a branch of a tree and asked him, What dost thou feel within thee? He answered, At the moment when I kissed thee, it seemed to me as if I knew everything that was going on in the world. Then she said to him again, Kiss me a second time.

And what dost thou feel now, she asked, when he had kissed her again? Now, said he, I understand all languages which are spoken among men. Then she said to him, Now kiss me a third time, but this will be for the last time. Then he kissed the serpent for the last time, and she said to him, What dost thou feel now? Now, said he, I know all that is going on under the earth. Go now, said she, to the Tsar, and he will give thee his daughter for the knowledge thou hast. But pray to God for poor me, for now I must be and remain a serpent forever. And with that, the serpent uncoiled herself and disappeared among the bushes.

But the man went away and wedded the czar's daughter. The end. I really like those stories because I feel like they step out of expectations. There are like morals in these stories, right? Listen to your wife. Don't be a shit to your dad. I like to imagine the dad story was like made up by a dad as like a little moral tale for his kids, you know, just ahead of time or whatever. But they're still not quite as like heavy handed of moral stories as some of the other fairy tales that I've read. Anyway, thanks for listening and join us next week for Cool Zone Media Book Club.

I'm Margaret Kiljoy. I write fiction. I have a book called The Sapling Cage that comes out in September that's going to be kick-started in June 2024. And if you want more information about that, you can search Kickstarter The Sapling Cage and you will find a place to sign up for notifications when that Kickstarter goes live so that you can pre-order it. If you liked these stories, you'll totally love my story about a trans witch coming of age in a high fantasy world. See you next week. It Could Happen Here is a production of Cool Zone Media. For more podcasts from Cool Zone Media, visit our website, coolzonemedia.com, or check us out on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. You can find sources for It Could

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