It Could Happen Here - Executive Disorder: Tariff Refund Disaster, DHS Citizenship List, Idaho Bathroom Bill, Two Bombing Plots
Episode Date: April 3, 2026The gang discuss Trump threatening to bomb desalination plants in Iran, an executive order to create a State Citizenship List and restrict mail in voting, misinformation about an anti-trans bill in Ke...ntucky, and a bombing plot targeting a pro-Palestinian activist. Plus, updates on tariffs and immigration. Cool Zone is nominated for 3 Webby Awards! Submit your votes by April 16th!wbby.co/57418Nwbby.co/57437N wbby.co/57436N Sources: https://open.substack.com/pub/shatterzone/p/the-trans-panic-clickbait-economy?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/03/memorandum-for-the-secretary-of-homeland-security-and-the-director-of-the-office-of-management-and-budget/ https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/27/todd-lyons-ice-stress-hospital-00848458 https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/27/trump-texas-senate-endorsement-00847967 https://ktla.com/news/california/u-s-marine-in-california-accused-of-stealing-selling-missile-systems-in-arizona/ https://www.justice.gov/usao-az/pr/gun-store-owner-indicted-conspiracy-and-attempting-provide-material-support-designated https://www.tucsonsentinel.com/local/report/032526_gun_store_terrorism/southern-az-gun-dealer-hit-with-terrorism-charges-selling-50-cal-rifle-machine-guns-atf-sting/ https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70993525/77/african-communities-together-v-lyons/ https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70993525/78/african-communities-together-v-lyons/ https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.646893/gov.uscourts.nysd.646893.77.1_1.pdf https://www.patreon.com/posts/129696965?utm_campaign=postshare_creator https://www.mofa.gov.mm/en/receiving-those-deported-from-overseas-with-open-arms-21-3-2025/ https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116317880658472708 https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-889231 https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/uae-officials-deny-israeli-reports-strike-inside-iran https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/world/middleeast/iran-strikes-infrastructure-industry.htm https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/30/middleeast/us-air-force-awacs-jet-destroyed-saudi-arabia-intl-hnk-ml https://www.pacificislandtimes.com/post/marshall-islands-declared-a-state-of-economic-emergency-amid-global-criss https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/03/ensuring-citizenship-verification-and-integrity-in-federal-elections/ https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.280953/gov.uscourts.dcd.280953.81.0_4.pdf https://www.justice.gov/usao-mdfl/media/1432851/dl?inline https://www.justice.gov/usao-mdfl/pr/land-olakes-woman-charged-assisting-after-fact-and-evidence-tampering-related-attempt https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2026/03/31/tampa-macdill-air-force-base-bomb-threat-ann-mary-zheng/ https://www.justice.gov/usao-nj/media/1433011/dl?inline https://x.com/NYCMayor/status/2037640720375316583 https://queerkentucky.com/kentucky-trans-teachers-hb-759-fact-check/ https://x.com/whooith/status/2039021995267141814?s=20 https://www.wearequeeraf.com/pinknews-to-move-to-a-reporter-free-newsroom-with-its-journalists-facing-redundancy/ https://idahocapitalsun.com/2026/03/31/idaho-governor-signs-bill-to-criminalize-trans-people-using-bathrooms-that-align-with-their-identity/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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here. Christy Noam's husband was outed it as
what I'm going to call a sissy cross-dresser
with an interest in quote-unquote
bimboification.
Noam as governor
signed a joint state letter
attacking trans rights.
There's so much gendered angst among these
conservatives, uh, projection,
etc., etc.
Representatives for Noem released a statement
after this news dropped
quote, Ms. Gnome, which is interesting.
Quote,
Ms. Gnome is devastated.
The family.
was blindsided by this, and they asked for privacy and prayers at this time.
Yeah, cool.
I think, I think we need to, we need to expand the right to arm bears to the right to arm
dogs.
This is my final statement on this matter.
Yeah.
It's not a great month for the gnomes after she, uh, she joined the Shield of America's
task force, which, uh, so far has existed for less than a month and already bombed the
wrong country once.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
In other important news, 413,7993 kit-cat bars were stolen in transit from Italy to Poland.
Okay, when you give that statistic, is that 413,793 four finger bars?
Or is that 100,000 and you're counting each finger separately?
No, it's each packaged bar including some of the new limited edition Formula One and Chunky.
bars? Oh, that's been a thing in the
UK for like 20 years.
Kit Kat Jansky. This is a new
version. This is a new version
according to a press release from KitKat.
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is called Cool Britannia.
It's a phenomenon by which British culture
is slowly taking over the world.
This is
12 tons of Kit Kat bars
that were stolen.
Their whereabouts are currently unknown.
And on-duty Secret Service,
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Senate and House failed to agree on a DHS funding bill. Congress has adjourned for two weeks as the
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Quick update here. Literally, as we were recording, House Republicans caved and agreed to the
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reached a funding package for the rest of DHS.
Politico has reported that acting ice director Todd Lyons
has been hospitalized at least twice for stress-related issues
while working to implement Trump's immigration policy.
I think it's specifically because they're shouting him for not hitting the targets, right?
Because Stephen Miller has been calling Lions yelling at him, quote unquote, yelling
about not hitting certain immigration targets, yes.
And Trump has yet to endorse, still, still yet to endorse anyone,
in the Texas runoff between John Cornyn and Ken Paxton.
Early reports indicated Trump would back Cornyn, the incumbent,
but recently, Paxton has been seen a meeting with Trump at Moralago
in what have been reported as quote-unquote positive meetings.
A Russian oil tanker has dogged in Cuba after the United States
allowed it to break the blockade on the island.
As we reported last week, it's been a massive shortage of oil in Cuba.
This will alleviate that slightly.
Yeah.
A U.S. Marine, probably former U.S. Marine now, if not very shortly to be former U.S. Marine, has been charged with federal offensive after allegedly selling millions of rounds of ammunition, including M855A1, which isn't normally available for civilian purchase, and javelins in Arizona.
What? Javelin. Yeah. Just for those who are not familiar, javelin, I'm not talking about like a spear here. I'm talking about a guided anti-tankment.
Sal.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Who was he trying to sell it to?
So he sold them to two people who acted as brokers,
the two unindicted co-conspirators,
and then they sold them to other people,
and an undercover agent was able to purchase some of the ammunition.
Guy's name is Andrew Paul Amarillas.
He was indicted by a grand jury this week.
He was an ammunition tech at Pendleton,
but he bought them to Arizona to sell.
and at this time about 2 million rounds are not recovered.
Great.
It's not clear if there are still javelins in circulation, basically.
What?
They don't know where the javelins are?
They lost it.
They recovered a javelin.
They don't know if they recovered all the javelins.
So potentially there are just anti-tank rockets out there.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
They're with the Kit Katz.
It's a joint operation.
Maybe that's how they stop that, that large Kit Kat truck.
They hit the vehicle with jazz.
It's a javelin.
Yeah, it's one of those growth operations.
You know, you get one javelin, you strike a Kit Kat vehicle, you sell the Kit Kat.
Now you've got two javelins.
You hit the Mars bar vehicle, right?
This is capitalism in action.
And then let's return to Arizona when normal things happen.
Also in Arizona, a grand jury has indicted a man before material support for a foreign terrorist
organization after he allegedly sold weapons that he intended to provide to the CJ&D and CDS,
CTS, Cartel Halisco Nueva Generation and Cartel de Sinaloa, so two of the larger Mexican
cartels, right? These are two groups that were listed as FTOs by the Trump administration
very early on last year. Lawrence Gray, 65, was a federal firearms licensee. He owned a shop called
GRIPS by Larry. He sold Fancy GRIPS for 1911. He was
already facing a raft of weapons charges after selling a 50 caliber Barrett, a semi-auto belt
fed, and of course a 38 super 1911 pistol to a confidential informant. The 38 super 1911 pistol, the reason
I say, of course, is because any time people get busted for illegal weapon sales in the southwest,
there always seems to be a 38 super 1911 involved, that they're very much like a status gun
in organized crime in Mexico
because certain calibers are less available
there. 38 super is pretty much uniquely
associated with that market.
Like it always seems that that pops up in bust.
And he was selling fancy grips,
some of which had symbology,
which sometimes is used by organized crime groups in Mexico.
Anyway, this is the first time
I've seen a material support for terrorism charge
for one of these cartels
who were recently designated as FTOs.
So that was interesting to me.
Finally, Israel,
has passed a law allowing the death penalty for murder.
It uses a phrase, quote,
with the intent of rejecting the existence of the state of Israel.
It appears to be a binary system of punishment, right?
It seems that the death penalty is only going to pertain to Palestinian people here.
Yeah.
It's worth noting that Palestinians, the West Bank tried in military courts,
and they face a very high conviction rate.
Often people will admit, I think we can safely say that they admit under duress in
conditions it would not generally be considered
applicable with justice, right?
This is, I mean, this is an apartheid legal
system on top of everything else, right?
Israel previously haven't had the death penalty
other than for certain war crimes, which is in and of itself
quite amusing, given the stuff we will talk about
later in this very episode.
One of the really bleak things about this is,
oh God, Ben-Givir, who's been, who's the Minister of National
Security, a unbelievably
unhinged right-winger who's been campaigning for this law,
has been going around with a bunch of parliamentary factions
wearing yellow noose pins. Yeah, this is their thing.
And in support of this, so it's really, truly cannot be clearer
what this is about. Yeah, no, that's their, like,
their version of the Maga hat, I guess, like their branding of their movement,
is this noose pin. Yeah, well, it's, it's, it's, it's, specifically,
it's the thing that they've replaced the, like, the ribbon they were wearing,
for the hostages has now just been replaced
with...
With the news.
With the news.
Yeah.
It's pretty disgusting.
Jesus Christ.
There's one more
little thing I'd like to mention.
There was a Daily Mail article
that went viral.
Only the best news
coming from the Daily Mail.
Yeah.
That carried the headline,
quote,
bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk
did not match rifle
allegedly used by suspect
Tyler Robinson.
God.
So,
this article is reporting on a motion filed by the defense characterizing findings that are still yet to be fully resolved from the ATF.
This does not mean that a different gun was used. What it means is that the ATF was maybe unable to positively match the bullet fragments to the gun, which does not mean that this was a negative match.
this did not come from that gun,
but that the fragments could not be positively linked to the gun.
Again, this is a motion filed by the defense doing what they need to do,
which is legally defend this man.
Like, that is their job.
Yeah.
And that is what they are doing.
The characterization of this motion by the Daily Mail is designed to drive clickbait.
And it's being used to encourage this sort of conspiracy around the Charlie Kirk shooting.
that there was this like other currently unknown shooter, possibly was foreign ties.
That's a very, very popular thing right now on the internet.
The grassy knoll theory of Charlie Kirk shooting.
Yes, that basically like a massad agent was hiding somewhere.
And Tyler Robinson is a patsy.
Tyler Robinson obviously innocent until proven guilty.
This is going to get settled in court.
But the characterization of the early findings by the ATF through the Daily Mail was a bit misleading.
Yeah, daily fail.
And also I think it's worth mentioning that like this kind of bullet matching stuff is just as a forensic science.
And this is true of a lot of the sort of forensic sciences that are used in, used in courts.
Like we, I think Robert just talked on behind the bastards about like a bunch of like the fire pattern stuff.
This is kind of in the same category as that in that it's not very good.
Like even to begin with.
And so what we have here is a bad mischaracterization of a report of like,
an incomplete analysis from a not very good piece of forensic technology
that's being used to do conspiracy because it makes money.
We'll certainly follow this case as it actually reaches trial,
there will be many interesting things that come out through the course of that trial.
All right.
So let's begin by talking about immigration with this.
Brad Lander more or less broke this, right, on his social media accounts.
The United States Department of Justice via the United States Attorney's Office,
in New York has admitted that it was misguided by ICE attorneys in asserting that they could
detain migrants in immigration court. There was a memo, right? An ICE guidance memo that they relied on.
The memo they now say should have applied to other courts, but not to the Executive Office of
Immigration Review. The declaration came in a New York court suit filed by the ACLU on behalf of
advocacy groups, which had challenged the courthouse arrests. There's been happening for about a year now,
as I'm sure most people are aware. In the filing, the USDOJ said, quote, this error, however,
was not caused by a lack of diligence and care by the undersigned attorneys. The undersigned
was specifically informed by ICE that the 2025 ICE guidance applied to immigration court house
arrests. In addition, we discussed and obtained the approval of assigned ICE counsel before filing
every brief in this case and making any oral representations to the court and the plaintiffs.
We also transmitted copies of the court's orders, transcript to the September 2nd,
25 oral argument and plaintiff's filings to ICE counsel throughout its litigation.
Based on our discussions with ICE today, this regrettable error appears to have occurred
because of agency attorney error.
So what you've got there is a US attorney basically saying like, not my fault, ICE attorney's
fault.
Relatively unusual statement, right?
Obviously, we've seen them like attempts to kind of split the executive branch before
in these legal filings.
We saw this happen in some of those cases in Minnesota,
and then the judge rejected that, right?
The ACLU in a letter of response noted the wide-reaching consequences here,
and it's asked for 14 days to consider what to do next and file a motion.
The memo in question, right, this ICE guidance memo said that, quote,
civil immigration enforcement actions in or near courthouses
when they have credible information that leads them to believe
the targeted alien bracket S is a will-be present,
in a specific location.
It said those were permissible, right?
DHS, however, has said that there will not be a change in their policy going forward.
It's unlikely that they will stop until they are told by a court to do so, right?
Yeah.
So what it seems here is that the ICE attorney has, for some reason, reconsidered,
perhaps because of this ongoing case in New York,
what they had said there and now attempted to walk.
back something that they have been doing for a year. This will not change the fact that people
who have probably been arrested in those courthouses. I have no doubt many of them have already
been deported from the United States, right? Many more of them will have suffered material damage
if they have not been deported because they will have been detained in horrific conditions, right?
We've seen more photos today from inside immigration detention. Immigration detention has always
been horrific. It continues to be horrific. We can't make those people whole again in a meaningful way.
But what it means going forward, we will.
Keep reporting on.
Another deportation story I want to talk about.
A deportation flight on Monday landed in Myanmar.
The flight also stopped in Thailand,
and it is the fifth such deportation flight that I'm aware of.
I know of two that were announced.
These have not been previously reported,
but in March of 2025,
one at the time was a state administration council.
The Myanmar military dictatorship is going through the process of changing its
clothes and pretending to be a civilian government right now.
That doesn't matter for this story.
2nd of March 2025, the illegitimate government of Myanmar announced that it had received two individual deportees, one on each flight.
In April and May of that year, they received more.
So we now believe that 22 people had been deported up to this Monday, and more people, it appears, from this flight, have been deported on Monday.
The last deportation flight resulted in the deportees being detained and tortured by Myanmar's brutal military intelligence.
The flight was aboard a jet owned by Journey Aviation
and it returned via Sydney to the United States of America.
The United States has been trying to cancel the temporary protective status for Burmese people for some time,
but even with a TPS it's worth noting that people, some people who have been convicted of crimes
and for other exceptions can still be deported.
The Hunter said in a press release last year,
quote, the Myanmar government is cooperating with the relevant US federal entities
in verifying and accepting deportees to Myanmar.
this and some other things the Trump administration have done,
they've tried to characterize it a de facto recognition of their right to rule the country.
Yeah.
Very clearly, the reason that they're talking about these deportations
is because they're flexing that, hey, the US government is talking to us.
This has downstream effects, right?
I think the world is not taking that seriously,
but nonetheless they are using that, whether it's for external or internal signaling.
The last time it's happened, according to Myanmar, now,
the deportees were taken straight to the on top.
interrogation center. And last time it was it was mostly ethnically Karen or chin people.
So these are not people as a majority ethnicity, right?
Jesus.
The majority ethnicity, the ethnicity that comprises most of the armed forces is, or certainly
most of the high ranks of the armed forces are Burma people.
If people want to listen to more about Myanmar, Robert and I have made two very extensive
series about that.
We will link to.
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Think about how many skills they have to develop at such a young age.
What can we learn from all of the new F1 romance novels suddenly popping up every year?
He still smelled of podium champagne and expensive friction.
And how did a 2023 event called Wagageddon change the paddock forever?
That day is just seared into my memory.
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and these are just a few of the questions I'm tackling on no grip,
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Some people actually like torture.
Just to clarify Garrison, I don't think this is the kind that people like.
Some people might like those ads.
There is a huge industry of watching vintage advertising on YouTube, just like, like,
edits together of like old ads, people love that stuff.
Weird, weird nostalgic capitalism brain.
It is funny to look at the old ads.
When I was doing my archival research, I'd find like 1920s and 1930s ads.
And you're like, oh, what you're selling is drugs.
So true.
So true.
Yeah, it's like the two kinds of early 1900s ads are drugs and you should buy this because
it has a swastika on it.
Yeah, it's just like some form of racism in marketing.
I wasn't even racist in like 1905.
I mean, kind of, yeah.
And guys, it's a Buddhist symbol originally, guys.
It's fine.
Let's return to our namesake and discuss two executive orders.
As the voting restriction bill dubbed the Save America Act continues to stall in Congress,
Trump has attempted to take matters into his own hands by signing a new executive order,
quote, ensuring citizenship verification and integrity in federal elections.
This order directs DHS, USCIS, and the Social Security Administration to create a, quote, state citizenship list of individuals confirmed to be United States citizens who will be above the age of 18 at the time of an upcoming federal election and who maintain a residence in the subject state, unquote.
And this citizenship list will then be used to compare to state voter rolls.
the list will be derived from, quote,
federal citizenship and naturalization records,
social security administration records,
the DHS systematic alien verification
for entitlements data,
and other relevant federal databases, unquote.
James, do you want to talk about this idea
of having like a list of citizens?
Because this is, I think, something we've mentioned before,
how there, to this point,
hasn't really been like a single list of,
U.S. citizens.
Yeah, because you can obtain United States citizenship through a number of means, right?
Yeah.
So these would exist in different agencies.
And generally there has been like a hostility, a well-founded, like hostility to
this kind of overarching government like in outlist, right?
Not least because they will screw it up monumentally.
And that could have devastating consequences that affect, not just your ability to vote,
but as we have seen through the past year of ICE enforcement,
your ability to remain in the United States.
Yeah, and just every part of everyday life, right?
Yeah.
Let me least add that one of the ways you can obtain
the United States citizenship is through being an enrolled tribal citizen.
I don't know if they're consulting tribal citizenship roles.
I don't.
There was nothing about that in the order.
I legitimately do not think the people who are pushing this understand that that's a thing.
Yeah, they don't think of.
about it. Yeah, yeah, it's not a group of people who they care about, right?
Earlier today, during the Supreme Court oral arguments on birthright citizenship, which
Trump attended for 90 minutes and then left because he wasn't happy with the way it was going,
Gorsuch asked the season Solicitor General if he thinks Native Americans are birthright citizens
under their test, to which the Solicitor General replied, ah, I think so, and then said,
I'll have to think that through.
Oh my fucking God.
He later indicated that they probably would,
but this just shows that they aren't really like
thinking about all these sorts of things.
It's not necessarily like in that case,
trying to be intentionally harmful.
It shows just they're not even like thinking
about these sorts of things that could have
really, really devastating effects
if implemented.
Yeah. Yeah.
Which is like an odd part of the Trump administration
has like not everything bad they're doing
is necessarily has,
every single specific implementation pathway in mind.
But when implemented is like still devastating to people's lives.
I want to say one thing about the birthright citizenship thing.
Josh Chafetz, who's a professor of law at Georgetown law and politics,
had a very good point about this, which I think is worth making,
which is like part of what's going on here is that the Trump administration is trying to carve out
like a specific thing called birthright citizenship.
That's like a thing that you get if you have two immigrant parents.
But birthright citizenship is a citizenship that every single person in the U.S.
has.
It's everyone's.
There's no distinction.
There's not like a different kind of citizenship you get if you have two immigrant parents
versus if you have like parents that were like born in the U.S., right?
Like it's all one thing.
Every single person in the United States has the same kind of citizenship.
But the moment you start trying to like hack apart different people's citizens,
ship, right? You try to, like, you know, like make there be, like, classes of, of how you're a citizen through, like, this whole birthright citizenship complaint that they're doing, right? And to be like, oh, well, just these people who were, like, born to immigrants or birthright citizens, right? That's one of the ways you start getting into these, like, fucking hideous issues of, like, okay, are people with tribal membership, like, you know, residencies, like, citizens, right? It's like, all of this stuff is, like, downstream of this effect to, like, cut citizenship apart that needs to,
just be resisted from the fundamental thing of there is not a different category of people called
the big birth, right, citizens. That's every single person in the US. Yeah, unless they naturalized,
right? Unless they're a naturalized, yeah, yeah. And even then, you're still just a citizen.
Yeah, then you become a citizen. You just go into the citizen bucket. There's one. Then you are now
citizen. Yeah. Yeah. And the moment you cut that apart. Like, it's terrible, terrible things happen.
Yeah. 2024, I made the episode as Robert and Sophie, in which we discussed potential attacks on
citizenship and potential ways of Trump.
And we get into the birthright citizenship and we get into where it comes from.
And the fact that this is not an issue about which there has been legal debate.
You will now see articles being like the debate about birthright citizenship.
That is people pulling things out of their ass to create two sides on an issue which has
been settled for quite literally decades, if not centuries.
Oh, yeah.
We'll probably try and do something else on birthright citizenship.
The reason I haven't done a lot is because there isn't a great deal to say.
Yeah.
Like birthright citizenship is a thing in the United States.
It had been a thing in the United States for a very long time.
It's just in the Constitution.
It just says that.
It just says that.
Yeah.
There are some people who want to take it away.
And it specifically like we did that after we ended chattel slavery, right?
Like for a very good reason.
Yeah.
And pushing back on the things we did after we ended chattel slavery is bad, actually.
But yeah, I will, maybe I'll do another episode because I know you've picked up a lot of new listeners since then.
Now, Trump's new.
executive order on citizenship verification for elections also states, quote,
the Secretary of Homeland Security shall establish procedures to allow individuals to access their
individual records as well as to update or correct them in advance of elections. Unquote,
unclear how this is going to work. If it even is going to work, it's still not clear that this
executive order will actually be implemented as written because of potential constitutional violations.
but, you know, this would be in an attempt to address some of the pretty, pretty big issues
that we're saying about someone may be a citizen and not show up as a citizen in these databases
for a number of reasons, whether that's because they were naturalized, or even in some cases,
were granted citizenship through one of their parents after being in the sole legal custody
of that parent who is a U.S. citizen
before this individual is 18.
This is called the Childhood Citizenship Act of 2000,
which makes a permanent resident become a citizen
if they're living with a U.S. citizen parent.
And things like that,
citizenship kind of rolls over
from permanent residency
without ever actually having to become naturalized.
And getting that added to any kind of database
doesn't really happen by itself.
You have to then apply for proof of citizenship,
like a passport or a certificate.
So there's all these sorts of weird instances
where someone is a citizen
but it may not show up in these sorts of records,
including social security records.
Yeah.
I should just clarify that like not all tribal members
are necessarily U.S. citizens,
but tribal membership documents can sometimes be used
like Garrison was saying, right,
as a way to prove United States citizenship.
It's just more than 100 years now
since the Indian Citizenship Act of 1924, right?
Like there may still be people alive today
who were made.
citizens by that act, but would not have any particular documentation that's personal to them to show
that. The executive order also writes that the Attorney General will investigate and prosecute
state officials, local officials, individuals, and public or private entities who issue
federal ballots to individuals not eligible to vote, or aid and abet the printing, production,
shipment, or distribution of ballots to those ineligible to vote.
That's what we call a chilling effect. The second half of the
the order takes on vote by mail by instructing the Postmaster General to initiate a proposed
rulemaking that requires states submit lists of voters who will be provided mail-in or absentee ballots
at least 60 days before an election and that the USPS shall not transmit any ballots for
anyone not on this state citizenship list. Now, all of this is intended to take effect before the
midterm elections, with the DHS instructed to establish the infrastructure necessary to compile
maintain and transmit the state citizenship list within 90 days,
though this executive order may very well be blocked by courts
for being an unconstitutional breach of presidential power.
The follow-out of this will be determined in the next few weeks
as states and legal entities prepare lawsuits.
Let's talk about one other executive order.
On Tuesday, a federal judge ruled that a key section of the executive order,
quote, ending taxpayer substantization of biased media
is unconstitutional. In this order, Trump instructed all federal agencies to cut funding to
PBS and NPR. The judge in this case wrote that the president can criticize reporting from
such outlets and fund programs that promote specific perspectives and impose limits on federal grants,
but under the First Amendment, the government cannot use the power of the purse to quote,
punish or suppress disfavored expression by others. Writing that both the Supreme Court and the D.C. Circuit
Court have repeatedly observed that one, quote, may not deny a benefit to a person on the basis that
infringes his constitutionally protected freedom of speech, even if he has no entitlement to that
benefit, unquote. The judge writes that the executive order, quote, does not define or regulate the
content of government's speech or ensure compliance with the federal program, nor does it set
neutral and germane criteria that apply to all applicants for a federal grant program. Instead,
it singles out to two speakers and on the basis of their speech bars them from all federally funded programs.
It does so, moreover, without regard to whether federal funds are used to pay for the nationwide interconnection systems,
which serve as a technological backbone of public radio and television, to provide safety and security for journalists working in war zones to support the emergency broadcast system or to produce or distribute music, children's, or other educational programming or documentaries, unquote.
Now, besides setting a good legal precedent, this ruling won't have much.
in terms of immediate effects, because the corporation for public broadcasting was dissolved last
month after being defunded by the Republican-controlled Congress. That's not being reversed,
but this ruling could make it less difficult for PBS and NPR to receive money in the future,
either from Congress or some federal agencies. What's that sound? Oh, no, someone desecrating the legacy
of the clash by singing their worst song with different lyrics.
Seriously, though, I'm still angry.
To be fair to my entrance music, the clash desecrated themselves by making that song.
Yeah, with the moment they released that song, yeah.
Joe Strummer cried when they played that song during Desert Storm.
And if he was alive today, he would be crying again.
Yeah.
So, okay, we actually do have tariff news.
First tariff news in a while.
But when we last spoke about the Supreme Court
nullifying the Liberation Day tariffs
in a significant chunk of the tariffs
that Trump had been putting into effect,
we said that there wasn't a plan really
to get tariff refunds out
and that it really hadn't been addressed
other than by dissenting Supreme Court members.
We are sort of starting to see
what that looks like after a series of rulings
from trade courts.
Right now, it is a fiasco.
So the government has set up a portal through which you can get relief.
Now, after it was sort of, after it was sort of forced to by the courts, the implementation
of this has been delayed several times because the government didn't have time to actually
get it out.
A bunch of the portal is not built yet.
The government is claiming that it is going to take more time to build a whole bunch
of it.
Yeah, I bet.
Now, this is a catastrophe because dirt.
they're dealing with a bit over $166 billion of tariff money,
but they have to pay back plus interest.
That's funny.
Yeah, plus interest.
This is the whole thing, right?
They have to do interest on all of this, which is a nightmare.
It's the interest accruing while they bungles setting up their square space site or whatever.
Yep.
It's still going.
Every second, the interest thing is ticking on this.
So I'm going to quote here from Bloomberg.
Brandon Lord, executive director of the trade programs, director of the customs agency,
who are the people who are sort of running all.
This is also part of why it's such a disaster
because there's like 17 different agencies
that are working on this, right?
Some of it's like the trade program director
at the customs agency,
but there's also just,
there's different parts of the customs
and like Customs and Border Patrol
that's dealing with all of this stuff.
Quote, wrote that more than 26,000 importers
who paid $120 billion in the challenge terrorist
were registered to receive electronic,
refunds so far.
The government has said that payments could take
up to 45 days to review.
I would bet that it takes longer than
that because again, the portal hasn't
been written, hasn't been like made yet.
My partner's video are still being built.
I'm sure those doge guys are on it.
I'm sure they'll get this thing up and running
in no time.
I'm sure they'll vibe code their way
to a perfectly functioning portal.
It's going to be so good. And again, I
kind of emphasize how much catastrophe this is.
The government has said in court that their portal set up for two-thirds of the money, right?
There's still another third that they're like, yeah, I don't know, we're working on it.
Who knows when it's going to happen?
So there's just, again, like a third of $166 billion that they don't even plan to refunds.
Amazing.
Now, this is not even the messiest part of this, right?
There's a very good piece in the conversation from Peter R. Krabb, who's a professor of finance
and economics at Northwestern Nazarian University and also
Alison Graham Larson, who's an assistant professor of criminal justice
at the same university. And they point out that it's not actually as simple as
okay, you have a, you have an item on your balance sheet that is the tariff payments
for these companies because, for example, you know, okay, so if you were doing like FedEx,
for example, they use, right? FedEx has like a number, right? Because they just,
they passed the cost directly onto the consumers. However, Costco didn't
do that, Costco shifted the cost
around internally. So it's actually very
complicated for them to figure out how much
money they paid
on these tariffs because it was spread a bunch of around
a whole bunch of stuff. They also changed
the way that they were structuring
deliveries and stuff internally.
And so there are a whole bunch
of different lawsuits from
these companies to try
to get their tariff money back because a lot of these
were going on before the actual formal refund
process was started. So this
is like, this is another role in
catastrophe. There's also consumer lawsuits of consumers, people who bought shit who want refunds
for the terrorists because they were forced to pay the costs of it. Now, because this is the United States
of America, there's another layer of this, which is there are a whole bunch of companies where there
are these investment firms who have come in and said, hey, we will buy the rights to your tariff money
for a fraction of the money. And we will guarantee that you get this money now. And then we will
pay ourselves with the tariff money that we got back?
So now you have investment firms who are buying up pools of this tariff money.
And I bet from spending a bunch of time last week in the trenches of the 2008 financial
collapse, Molly, I bet that they're going to start selling securities based off of these
pools of tariff money.
So this is, oh, my headache.
This is going great.
It's what I got to say about the tariff refunds?
Amazing.
Oh, it's so good.
Well, I'm just excited to receive my refund from all of the J-Fashion I ordered from Japan,
which I'm sure I'll be personally receiving thanks to this.
Hey, you know, here's the thing, here's the thing.
The one truly beautiful part of the U.S. legal system is that you can sue someone for $20
of damages.
That number has never been changed.
It is the one truly beautiful part of the United States of America is that you, Garrison Davis,
almost certainly could sue the government for that money.
That's funny.
Yeah, I'm not doing that shit.
It's so good.
That's too much work.
No, no.
We'll include the GoFundMe link for Garrison's constitutional lawyer.
If someone takes a $20 bill from you, you can go fucking sue them in court.
That's funny.
It's beautiful.
Just tag Garrison at I Write Okay on blue sky.
On blue sky.
Yeah.
And just say, hi, I'm a constitutional lawyer.
I would like to represent you in court.
read the $20. Thank you.
By the way, by the way, the last thing I want to notice on a somewhat serious note is that
this entire catastrophe is just for one specific set of authority that Trump was using to put
tariffs into place. There are a whole bunch of other ones that he's been doing now that will
also get challenged, that will have their own refund processes where we will go through
this entire mess again with different things. So it's great, great things happening for international
trade as we yeah
increase the price of fucking
oil to like $200
a barrel and
I don't know
finally get our Calvin and Hobbs
$8 in gasoline
it's great
long live the cycler
yeah the national price of gasoline
is now at four bucks I think
and that's why they call him the
affordability president
uh huh yeah as anyone checked on the egg prices
though because that's uh that's how we do things now
expensive as shit expensive
shit, James.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not cheap.
Let me divert new listeners to our,
our famous chickens episode,
circa 2020.
And we'd say can learn more about keeping poultry at home.
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But did you know he was also a spy?
Was this before he wrote his stories?
It must have been.
Our new podcast series, The Secret World of Roll Doll, is a wild journey through the hidden chapters of his extraordinary, controversial life.
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What?
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Talking of catastrophes, I would like to continue to talk about the war on Iran.
The president truthed this week that he was prepared to attack desalination and power plants in Iran
if the state did not comply with his demands.
Jesus.
In his truth, he said, I will skip remarking on capitalization, as is our house style,
because as well as these would take half an hour.
The United States of America is in serious discussions with a new and more reasonable regime
to end our military operations in Iran.
Great progress has been made, but if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached,
which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately open for business,
we will conclude a lovely stay in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their electric-generating
plants, oil wells, and Khaeg Island, probably all, this is sick, desalinization plants,
which we have purposely not yet touched. This will be a retribution for our many soldiers and for others
that Iran has butchered and killed over the old regime's 47-year reign of terror.
Thank you for your attention to this matter, President Donald J. Trump.
As a reporter, NBC pointed out, targeting civilian infrastructure is a war crime.
Under international law, striking civilian infrastructure like that is generally prohibited.
Why is the president threatening what would amount to potentially a war crime with the U.S. military?
And how do you square that with the administration repeatedly saying that the U.S. does not target civilians?
Look, the President has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime at this moment in time,
as evidenced by the statement that you just read, that their best move is to make a deal,
or else the United States Armed Forces has capabilities beyond their wildest imagination,
and the President is not afraid to use them.
That's not what I said, Garrett.
And you're saying the word potential for a reason, because I'm sure some experts are telling you that in your ear to try to ask me that question.
Of course, this administration and the United States Armed Forces will always act within the confines of the law.
But with respect to achieving the full objectives of Operation Epic Fury,
President Trump is going to move forward unabated.
And he expects the Iranian regime to make a deal with the administration.
It should be noted that Iran has said that it is not negotiating directly with the United States.
They're negotiating through a third party.
What is largely missing from this discussion is that Israel has,
has been doing this stuff already. Obviously, Israel has not limited its war crimes as to its bombing of
Iran, right? It has been on a war crime freeze for several years, and that is an extension of
a war crime speed that has been arguably on for several decades. Yeah. Israel attacked a desalination
plant on the 7th of March. Very briefly, the Israeli press attempted to report that the UAE had
done this. The UAE had to issue a statement, essentially saying, like, we would never attack the people
of Iran while we disagree with the state of Iran.
While you've been outwoked by the UAE,
but them saying, like,
it's no way to attack the Iranian regime
to force Iranian people to die for lack of water.
It's a perfectly reasonable and just statement, right?
Officially, both the IDF and the US government
have denied this strike, but the combination of, like,
several factors, including this incredibly rapid disinformation
campaign strongly point to this being an IDF joint.
Yeah, also, who else?
Like, what are you?
you bobbed it.
Like, I don't know.
Yeah, what are you going to do?
Do Peru?
Just getting involved lately?
Yeah.
Come on.
There have been, there have been
attempt to, several attempts over the last month to, to suggest that like other
Gulf states have done things when they're politically inconvenient.
Yeah.
This, as far as I'm concerned, very, very likely to be an IDF situation.
This points is something that we've talked about for more than a month now.
But I just want to make it really clear that the US and Israel very clearly
have very different goals in Iran.
I think that sometimes we see this,
this very pure out of the left in the United States, right?
We suggest that Israel is entirely driving the bus here,
that they cajoled the United States into doing this war,
and they're telling the United States what to do where and where and how.
I think that's a very juvenile way of understanding this.
Hawks in the United States have wanted war with Iran for decades.
Trump talked about it in his first term.
Trump also still clearly harbors resentment for Obama, quote unquote, getting bin Laden
and wants a sort of similar commander-in-chief win.
His confidence was significantly bolstered after the Venezuela operation,
and he thought he could affect a regime change here quickly
and then extract tribute from a client's day,
as he appears to be doing from Delsey and Venezuela now, right?
This has not worked so far in Iran.
Israel, on the other hand, is continued with this own campaign, which is an extension of what we have seen it doing in Gaza, what we are seeing it doing in Lebanon, which seems to be to cripple any state in the region, any population in the region that opposes it, right?
But it genuinely seems that its goal here is to leave itself sort of the only functioning polity in the region and to destroy any other armed actor with very little concern for the loss of innocent life.
The United States in the last week has lost significant aviation resources.
After Iranian ballistic missiles struck an airbase into Saudi Arabia,
they damaged at least one E3-AWax aircraft,
and then a handful of KC-1-35 air-to-ware refueling aircraft.
This is not an insignificant loss.
This is half a billion dollars of aviation wiped out in a single strike.
And these are not airplanes that the United States has a large number of, right?
Iran also hit a Kuwaiti tanker this week.
A drone seemed to have hit it off the coast of Dubai.
It caught fire.
There was potential for an oil spill,
but what I'm seeing at the time recording this is it has not been one so far.
Christ.
Yeah, I mean, every war is an ecological disaster, right?
But this one could read a particularly remarkable one.
And then I just do briefly want to mention the economic impacts.
Of course, it would be very hard to be living on this planet right now and not notice the economic impacts.
But the Republic of the Marshall Islands has declared a state of emergency and begun fuel rationing.
They're strictly limiting the use of government vehicles.
I have reached out to the government's presidency.
You can hear my reporting from Republic of the Marshall Islands, including an interview with the then-president in 2023.
That's another series that we have made here on.
It could happen here.
But I'm going to see if we can get someone from the RMI on for an interview because I think some of these small island nations, right, where everything has to be shared.
in, the cost of fuel can make things extremely difficult for people just trying to eke out
an existence there in a place that the United States nuked despite never raising the word
and anger against us.
Finally, our last few stories, this episode, starting with a tale of two bombing plots.
American classic.
Truly, the American tradition that just won't die.
A brother and sister have been indicted after allegedly planting an improvised explosive
device outside of McDill Air Force Base in Tampa, Florida on March 10th before fleeing to China
two days later. After planting the bomb, the brother allegedly alerted officials by calling 911,
but the explosive went undiscovered for nearly a week. It did not detonate. The sister was arrested
after returning from China, and she's charged with evidence tampering and being an accessory after the fact.
Prosecures alleged that she helped clean and sell the car used to plant the bomb
and asked ChatGPT how to obtain a Chinese visa and transfer properties in her brother's name
and searched for Chinese schools for her brother to attend.
Her brother is still suspected to be in China.
Look, I am stunned that these people didn't accidentally blow themselves up.
Well, the reason why is because it's actually very hard to build it off.
Yeah, I guess, I guess, well, because what are you trying to try?
trying to build a bomb, there's three outcomes, right?
There's one, you fail to build a bomb.
Two, you either
succeed to build a bomb or fail to build a bomb
and it blows you up or three, you successfully build
a bomb, and successfully building a bomb is like
by far the hardest.
And you're pretty likely
to blow yourself
up or fail to build
a bomb. So I guess
I never got to the threshold of bomb
building when it would blew themselves up because they just
didn't produce a viable
device. In this next
bombing plot, the suspect did actually construct what could be considered a bomb that could have been used in what's being reported on as an assassination plot.
Last Thursday, a New Jersey man, Alexander Heifler, was arrested as a part of a plot to firebomb the home of pro-Palestinian activist Nardine Kiswani.
Jesus Christ.
Alexander Heifler is a member of the JDL-611.
Brotherhood, a new
offshoot of the terrorist group,
the Jewish Defense League,
which has been active at Palestine
protests in New York the past
few years. This is
a Zionist, extremist
group that has been designated in the past
by the FBI as
extremist group.
According to the criminal complaint,
Heifler was in a group video
call with an undercover officer
last February in which he asked about
receiving training, quote,
for how to use the instruments
that were not knives, guns, or crossbows
for quote-unquote self-defense.
That's an odd phrase thing in the complaint.
Cross-bo?
Not.
Things that aren't to those things.
Okay.
Great things happening here.
And Heifler later specifically mentioned
that he was looking for somewhere
to throw Molotovs.
Oh boy.
The undercover sent Heifer a message
via an encrypted messaging application
stating,
hey, let's talk about that in person. Don't say that on here. Heifler responded, don't use the M word.
Copy that. The M word, apparently being Molotov.
Incredible operational security happening here.
The next day, the two met in person. Heifler told the undercover that Molotovs were easy to make,
and they discussed targeting the home of pro-Palestinian activist Nardin Kiswani.
Heifler talked about needing to obtain fake license plates and told the undercover,
that he had an escape plan to flee the country at the end of April. Mayor Zora and Mamdani clarified
online that Heifler intended to flee to Israel. Great. To quote Heifler in the criminal complaint,
quote, I'm thinking like if we wanted to go after Kiswani, we have Kiswani's address. So it's like
that. That would be easier if you'd be more comfortable with that. Drive down to Kiswani's home,
middle of April, no IDs, no phones, in and out, unquote. Great.
A few weeks later, they met up again and drove to Kaswani's home to conduct surveillance.
Heifler told the undercover that he had done tests with a Molotov and a DNA kit from a pharmacy,
and because his DNA showed up on the test, they should wear gloves during the attack.
A real genius at work.
Oh, my God.
The plan was to build 12 Molotovs and throw several at the home and two at cars parked outside.
Heifler mentioned having an address they could hide out before he would.
then flee to Israel. On March 26th, they met at Heifler's home to start making the Molotovs,
and after the assembly, law enforcement searched the home, and Heifler was arrested, and has since been
charged with unlawful possession and making of a destructive device. Great stuff. I'm very glad
they didn't pull this off, and also Jesus Christ. You know, something like this, it is interesting
that this was joint with the FBI, that the current FBI was doing a sort of, a sort of
sort of sting operation like this
with the Jewish Defense
League is interesting. That is
something that I think people may not
have expected.
The undercover was part
of the furthering of this plan in
some way. I don't know.
We don't know if this guy would have done
this exact attack, if not
planned with the undercover,
but this guy was very,
very clearly willing and able
to hurt and possibly kill
this pro-Palestinian activist.
a very prominent one at that.
Lastly, let's talk about
Pink News and the Idaho
bathroom bill.
Oh my fucking God. Yeah.
Earlier this week, I released an episode
and an accompanying article online
on what I've dubbed
the trans panic clickbait economy.
My reporting goes through a series
of misleading vital claims
about the attacks on trans people
from the Trump administration and red states
that have been recently flooding the zone
and overwhelming the senses
with an endless stream of forecasted doom.
These viral claims are usually based on some irresponsible reporting designed to drive internet engagement rather than inform about the very real dangers trans people are facing.
This kind of clickbait treats every horrific potentiality as an inevitable eventuality, undermining our capacity to accurately assess risk and effectively dedicate resources to oppose pressing threats.
One of the key outlets profiting from the panic clickbait economy right now has been pink news.
an LGBTQ news outlet, which we learned last month,
is pivoting to a quote-unquote,
reporter-free newsroom.
Incredible.
I just, one of the most Orwellian things I've ever heard.
I just, holy fuck.
Just on a base level of, like, just, oh, my, reporter-free newsroom.
Because of this change, one of the,
one of the journalists there have already quit.
Yeah.
With four others possibly being laid off shortly,
the sort of editorial
department of Pink News
is now being taken over
by their social media
content creation wing
and some of the editorial staff
which are repackaging
press releases
and stealing the work
of other journalists
including some other journalists
who may be engaging
in this sort of misleading
reporting attempting to drive
their own engagement
and Pink News is using that framing
to drive their own engagement
that's why this sort of
panic economy
is a whole economy
like it feeds on itself
now on March
30th, Pink News published an article that went viral online that claimed Kentucky was, quote,
to pass a bill that would declare trans people mentally ill, unquote, as well as prohibiting
trans people from teaching in schools. But a report from an actual Kentucky-based journalist named
Olivia Croft, for the outlet Queer Kentucky, clarified that no such bill was going to pass.
The push for a bill declaring trans people as mentally ill
was by a single Republican state senator named Gex Williams.
Jesus Christ.
So yeah, let's pause there.
Gax Williams.
And Gex could not even accomplish the first step in the legislative process
getting the Senate committee assignment for this prospective bill.
Gex then tried to turn his failed bill into a floor amendment,
slapped on to a separate bill that was expected to pass.
but such an amendment still requires a vote on approval separate from the vote to pass the bill itself.
Olivia Croft reported that this amendment does not have such support from other legislators,
and that Gex was expected to withdraw his amendment for breaking Senate rules on piggybacking failed bills onto different bills as an amendment.
And even if this amendment somehow got through, the bill would then need to be sent back to the state house for approval and would spark a huge fight that the legislature does not have time for,
the legislative season is now wrapping up.
So after this article from Pink News was fact-checked
by this really good journalist doing important reporting in Kentucky,
Pink News then deleted this article and the viral posts plugging it.
But any corrections to this false story do not spread nearly as far as the initial panic-inducing claim.
And like that's crucial here because like the night that this article went out on Pink News,
literally my entire feed was full of dozens and dozens and dozens people all quote tweeting
this pink news story and the fact check and the fact that pink news deleted this is not going
to get spread in that same way now misleading stories like this distract from the very real attacks
republicans are waging in red states yeah one of which one of one of what one of a few was on
monday the governor of idaho signed a new bill into law that criminalizes trans people using
the bathroom that matches their gender,
including bathrooms in private businesses.
A first offense would be a misdemeanor with punishable by up to a year in prison.
Second offense within five years would be a felony,
punishable by up to five years in prison.
And this would be prison housed based on quote-unquote biological sex at birth,
which leads to abuse of trans inmates.
This is the most extreme bathroom bill that this nation has seen so far,
most restrictive affecting private businesses,
and this sort of very, very intense criminal punishment.
Yeah, and it's also worth noting in ways that are very blatant.
Trans people are also just criminalized at an extremely high rate,
and these felony charges would count for Idaho's Three Strikes Law,
which is a fucking nightmare.
This, and we also got the Supreme Court ruling on Tuesday,
which applies a significantly stricter level of scrutiny
to any, like, ban on conversely.
therapy, which is probably going to end up
killing a whole bunch of conversion therapy
bands across the country, which, by the way,
8-1 ruling, so
a bunch of liberal justices also
fucking agreed with this. Yeah,
and that shit is actually happening. And then meanwhile,
we have this, like, panic slop
bullshit that people are using to
get money, and it's
incredibly frustrated. Yeah, it
makes it hard to actually evaluate the news as
it's happening and trust certain
news from certain sources.
Yeah. Because we all know that these attacks
are real. Like there are real attacks going on.
That are really bad. But we do need to focus
on the ones that actually are real as opposed
to a single state senator's
amendment to a bill which is never going
to pass. Taking up all of the
oxygen one night. Meanwhile,
literally that same day, a bill
like this Idaho bathroom bill is being signed by
the governor. Yeah. Well,
on that note, I think that does it
for us here at it could happen
here. Put a trans girl on your couch,
I guess especially also now trans
people from Idaho, or
going to be fleeing in presumably very large numbers.
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