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Episode Date: October 12, 2024

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who works on What We Love and Afterlives. Joey, welcome to the show. Hey, thank you for having me. Excited to be here. I hope I can provide some insight to New York City and everything that's been happening lately. The Eric Adams news really is kind of the most positive piece of news that we've had the past month. It's been a really bad month. It's keeping me going. I feel like I gotta say, I found out the news of the indictment. I was at a gay bar near me at a

queer pool event and everybody got the news at the same time and it was one of the funniest ways to learn that Eric Adams had been indicted. Yeah, that was the most joy I've seen from a group of New Yorkers in a while.

What a beauty. Yeah. Okay, so I want to open the floor up to Eric Adams' stories. But first, I need to complain about the fact that... So I have long... As a proud Chicagoan who has now fled Chicago for Portland, I have long made fun of New York for being a tier two Chinese city that thinks that it's the greatest city in the world.

And then I learned they didn't have trash cans, which pushed us at like, this is not even like a tier 5. This is a level of trash collection that you see in like rural Hubei. Like, what the fuck? Or Britain, the United Kingdom, where we got rid of trash cans too. Oh my god. That's not true though

because luckily Eric Adams didn't make the trash can. What is going on? The first American city to ever think of this idea. For context, I am also in a unique position here because I'm from Chicago.

And yeah, oftentimes get my friends and family that still live in Chicago confused as to why i live out here i do love new york i i it is a great city to live in but these are the kind of moments we have where i'm like oh yeah yeah yeah i can't i i can't i don't know why i honestly think about this eric adams stuff too is like the stuff he's, so there's going to be a second federal indictment with more people in it. But the first one,

it's kind of brush league shit by Chicago standards. Like, like if you compare this to like, like Rob Blagojevich trying to sell off, uh, like trying to sell Obama's Senate seat. It's like, okay.

Yeah. I've been saying New York wants to be Chicago. They're starting a second city here, too. Oh, my God. Oh, no. There have been ads in the subway and every time it takes away a part of my soul. Like, I'm like, you cannot claim that. That is us.

It just means there's going to be even more insufferable people. This sucks. A second second city has hit the towers. Another great Eric Adams moment. second city has hit the towers another great eric adams moment eric adams hit the towers no no but he had he had this great interview where he was asked to summarize like what makes new york great in one word and he gave the answer uh new york which is two words and then explained it's because it's the only city where you can wake up and have 9-11 happen and also open up a small business. One of the funniest Eric Adams

moments I've ever seen. Until he was indicted. Which is now the new funniest Eric Adams moment, which we should probably get to because this is not a short indictment. Wait, are we doing our Eric Adams favorite moments yet? Because I have a favorite. We got to run that first.

I've already done mine. Yeah. Do you want to hit us with yours, Joey? Mine's definitely the ongoing saga of just whether or not he's a vegan and the fact that he repeatedly claims he's a vegan and thinks that vegans are. I didn't know this.

Yeah. He's a vegan. He talks a lot about how he's a vegan and all the health benefits and how it's... He has a lot of weird beliefs about health and stuff that have come out over his mayoral run. But apparently, he's not actually a vegan because he's been seen eating chicken on camera. And that weird video of his apartment when he was running that was the brooklyn apartment that he may or may not live in like there was like yes some sort of meat product

in the fridge or something there's been a whole thing about how like he may be and he's like admitted that he's like eating meat sometimes like he's like oh well you know i'll just have like a little nibble like it's it's it doesn't count chicken isn't vegan what do you mean he identifies as a vegan he's like some kind of like uh like 16th century catholic you know where they have all these weird exceptions for fish and like right right he just has to repent and then whatever to confess and and then he's he's getting he gets his vegan card back that's a good one that's a good one yeah joey's joey's kind of mentioned mine but the fact that he definitely is from New Jersey, which I think is what allowed him to use a trash can, like he definitely does not live in New York.

There's no way. My favorite also relates to him not living in New York, which is when Curb staked out his New York apartment and he came back once, parked illegally, and then caused a traffic jam by parking illegally so bad that he couldn't pull out of the parking. He wasn't in a parking space. He was in someone's driveway.

So then he proceeded to drive along the sidewalk. And they filmed him doing this. And he confessed to doing it and was like, it was a terrible mistake. Just an incredible sequence of events. I mean, maybe that is like a New York mayor who can't drive. I guess that makes sense. Yet refuses to use mass transit.

Oh, God. That's true. He does hate public transportation. God. You can just send more cops in the subway. That'll fix it. Oh, National Guard. Let's get into this. Let's get started. The things he's being indicted for

are effectively... He took a bunch of different bribes in different ways. He took... I guess there's two broad categories of bribes that he took, which is the bribes that are campaign donations that he

funneled through straw donors, which is the bribes that are campaign donations that he funneled through straw donors, which is a thing where you, like, there's, like, limits on how much money you can donate to someone, right? So, what you do is you find, like, ten people and you give them all $2,000 so they can still donate it, even though the money's from you. This is unbelievably illegal. And the second type is him

just accepting unbelievable amounts of, like, gifts and stuff from a Turkishkish airliner now the interesting thing about this is that you would expect this is a thing that started when he was a mayor but like no he was so he was he was the borough president of brooklyn for a bunch of years before he became mayor and this is like as bro president is when he like really started doing all of this random weird corruption stuff he's been doing this for like almost like 10 years yeah i kind of love this too because the like brooklyn borough president it's kind of a fake job like you

you don't really do anything and i love the fact that he he still managed to find ways to be corrupt and his like fake job that he had. It's stunning because I'm going to read, start reading from the indictment a bit. By smuggling their contributions to Adams through U.S.-based straw donors, Adams' overseas contributors defeated federal laws that served to prevent foreign influence on U.S. elections. Wealthy individuals evaded laws designed to limit their power over elected officials by restricting the amount of money one person could donate to a candidate and businesses circumvented new york city's ban on corporate contributions by funneling their donations to multiple employees frustrating a law that seeks to reduce corporate power in politics adams increases fundraising by accepting these concealed illegal donations at the cost of giving his secret patients undue influence over

him that the law tries to prevent. So this is really funny because there's three different illegal things that he's done through these fraud owners. So there's three kinds of campaign contributions you can't do. It's like corporations, one person, there's like limits on how much an individual person can donate, and you can't get donations from people not from the U.S. and you can't get donations from people not from the US. And he managed to both individually and in the same scheme violate every single one of these laws. It's genuinely incredible. I guess I would like to learn more.

I mean, at some point, and I'm sure we'll get into it, is how explicit this whole Turkish funding really is. Extremely. They're texting each other about it. I'm sure we'll get to this. It's when they're like, hey, Eric, you're not going to say anything about the Armenian genocide, are you? That totally didn't happen, bro. Don't mention

the genocide. Oh, yeah. We'll get to that. So, Eric Adams, the defendant, also sought and received other improper benefits from some of the same co-conspirators who funded Strelton Nation's campaign. In particular, a senior official in the Turkish diplomatic establishment, henceforth Turkish official, who facilitated many Shrouded Nations to Adams, also arranged for Adams and his companions to receive free or discounted travel on Turkey's national airline, quote,

the Turkish airline, which is owned in significant part by the Turkish government, to destinations including France, China, Sri Lanka, India, Hungary, and Turkey itself. The Turkish officials and other Turkish nationals further arranged for Adams and his companions to receive, among other things, free rooms at opulent hotels, free meals at high-end restaurants, and free luxurious entertainment while in Turkey. So this is all very, very explicit. He's got wanderlust, you know? He was supposed to be like a travel vlogger,

like girly, like doing TikToks. And, you know, unfortunately, he had to become mayor. So, yeah. Born to vlog, forced to mayor. Starting to do the job he wants to. Yeah, it's very tragic. Okay, so actually the first thing, Turkish influence thing that he did, I actually, this

is weirdly the one part of this I don't have a problem with. One of the big things he was trying to get was, there's a giant, like, new Turkish consulate building that they opened kind of recently, and a big part of this was getting permission to open the Turkish consulate without a fire inspection so that Erdogan could visit for, like, the opening of the consulate. And, look, okay, we already can't fly to Turkey Erdogan can visit for the opening of the consulate. We already can't fly to Turkey because of our public support for the Kurdish movement.

I'm just going to say this. I am entirely okay with this. I don't give a shit if they don't do fire inspections. I'm okay with Erdogan being in a non-fire safe building. Yeah. Fuck him. Like,

if the guy who burned 150 people alive in Cincinnati wants to fucking burn to death in his own consulate, then let him. Like, I, Jenny Whiteley,

don't give a shit about this. She did threaten the job of like the New York Fire Department's fire inspector, which kind of sucks. But like, if Aaron Raw wants to burn to death

in his death trap, let him do that. This is one of the the text conversations that then was was uh i don't know if leaked is the right word but yeah like because it was it was they were like there was something they said to you where they were like we've done a lot for you now it's time for you to do something for the republic of turkey yeah yeah we'll get we'll get to that this is yeah yeah on in the entire thing. It's so good. It's clown shit. I was like, all right.

After Eric Adams, a defendant, first traveled to Turkey in 2015, the Turkish official introduced Adams to Turkish Airlines general manager in New York City area. In 2016 and twice in 2017, again, this is all before he was mayor, Adams solicited and accepted free and heavily discounted luxury air travel from turkish airlines as part of turkish officials efforts to gain influence over adams on three separate trips um basically like he's getting first class tickets from all these people it's so much money worth of stuff like thousands of dollars the exact total of like all of the gifts he took from turkish Airlines is like a hundred and it's like 130,000 something dollars. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Damn. So like anytime I read a paragraph of this, just assume that in between like whatever paragraph I'm reading and the stuff I didn't read before it, he's taken another $10,000 of free like first class rides to Turkish Airlines. It is a blessing in disguise. I will say that I will never see Eric Adams on a flight because I cannot fly with Turkish Airlines.

That's true. There's a very funny line about this because the Turkish airline provided free travel benefits were tens of thousands of dollars to Eric Adams, the defendants. He flew the Turkish airline even when doing so was otherwise inconvenient. This is fucking great. For example, for example, during the July and August 2017 trip, Adam's partner

was surprised to learn that Adams was in Turkey when she had understood him to be flying from New York to France. Adams responded in a text message, quote, transferring here, you know, first stop is always in Istanbul spelled very wrong and lowercase i.

So true, so true, brother. When Adam's partner later inquired about planning a trip to Easter Island, Chile, Adam repeatedly asked her whether Turkish Airlines could be used for their flights, requesting her to call Turkish Airlines to confirm they did not have routes between New York and Chile. Why would Turkish Airlines have a flight from New York to Chile? Oh, my God. It's part of the greater Ottoman Empire. You know, I would take bribes from Air Canada, but I'm also not running for mayor.

Well, you could run for borough president. That's true. That's true. Yeah, start small. I could become elected the mayor of South fulton that is very doable every similarly lots of the mayors of south fulton have had very odd kind of controversies so what i'm saying is south fulton is basically georgia's version of new york new york is the south fulton of america yeah have you have you guys seen a video clip of him every city he goes to he says like new york

is this city of america it's crazy it's crazy the istanbul of america so this is all very funny but this is all happening all of the the tens of thousands of dollars at this point of money that he's taking from turkey is all happening in a period where turkey is butchering kurds across the middle east yeah like his first trip there and this is all again well before his mayor while he's like brooklyn borough president is four months before the firebomb i got that city that i talked about where they were again they burned 150 civilians alive in a fucking building if i'm remembering correctly i'm pretty sure they kill i'm pretty sure they burn the city council alive. That's just the stuff in Turkey. And like, we have covered

extensively on this show, Turkey's like drone warfare program, there's the whole thing of, it has been long suspected that the Turkish government was aiding ISIS during the period because they were like, basically using them as a proxy to fight like Kurdish freedom movement forces

in Syria. I think you could definitely say that like former ISIS fighters are now fighting for the Turkish against the Kurds in Iraqi Kurdistan. Yeah. I've said that before. The Kurds will tell you that former ISIS fighters. I know, um, David,

David Graeber, the anthropologist who spent actually who, who smuggled a bunch of drone parts to, uh, to Rojava had a story about how he was talking to people. They would pick up ISIS fighters and they would look through their possessions. Every single one of them has Turkish passports. They all have Turkish identity. It's like, hmm, I wonder where these people came from.

I'll just say that I have spoken to some people who were part of the fight against isis who discovered blank turkish passports uh when taking like isis buildings and isis strongholds yeah so there's there's i mean just this is a period of even by the standards of turkey like unbelievable turkish violence this is their their invasion of syria and you know this is this is the period in which eric adams decides that he's going to become a nation to the Turkish state. And so obviously, he lies about this to the government. Because, again, you're not allowed to do this. There's a bunch of very funny schemes that he does.

As Brooklyn Borough President, Adams employed a scheduler, henceforth known as the Adams Scheduler, who managed appointments, appointments meetings and other official events despite her status as a new york city employee the adams scheduler was used by adams to perform personal tasks for him such as collecting rent at a brooklyn property he owned adams also assigned the scheduler to pay various expenses for him after which adams would reimburse the scheduler in cash in 2017 adams sent a series of emails to the scheduler directing the scheduler to pay for the free 2017 flights that he and his companions had

already taken on the Turkish airline. But the emails provided inconsistent explanations. In some, Adams suggested that the Adams scheduler should

pay using Adams' credit card, while in others, Adams claimed to have left cash in an envelope for the Adams scheduler to send to the Turkish airline. That's how I pay for all my flights.

Cash in an envelope. This is how he's trying to cover up for the fact that he's not paying for these flights. He'll pay like $600 for a $30 ticket. But he's like sending envelopes to his scheduler to hand to the Turkish airline. A man who was a cop doing an absolutely terrible job of covering his own ass. You know who else is taking bribes

from the Turkish government? No. No. No. We cannot. It's not our products and services.

It's someone else's products and services. Ours are all fine. We are back. So there's actually another paragraph of that part. For example, on November 25th, 2017, Adam sent an email to the scheduler saying that with respects to the July trip, quote, I left you the money for the international airline

in an envelope in your top dress drawer. Please send it to them. So the funny thing about this, right, so he's supposed to have this like cash dead drop to pay for the airline tickets, but then he just like never does it because the tickets are free. So he just like stops covering his tracks.

Yeah, amazing. And doesn't use signal. Yeah, it's really sounding... Okay, so what is the Turkish government getting from this? In return for travel benefits, the Turkish official provided or arranged in about 2015 or 2016, Eric Adams, the defendant,

granted a political request from the Turkish official. Prior to Adams' 2015 travel to Turkey, which Adams knew and disclosed to one of the monitoring agencies, had been funded by, among other entities, the Turkish consulate, the Turkish airline, and three separate municipalities in Turkey. Adams maintained a relationship with a Turkish community center in Brooklyn. In or about 2016, the Turkish official told Adams that the community center was affiliated with a Turkish movement that was hostile to Turkey's government, and that if Adams wished to continue receiving support from the Turkish government, Adams could no longer associate with the community center.

Adams acquiesced. God, I wonder who it was. See, okay, so I looked into this. No one that I've seen doing reporting on this seems to know which center this was. But, but, this has to be a Gulenist thing. Yeah. So, to people who didn't spend all of their childhood mired in the intricacies of Turkish politics, Erdogan's the current ruler of Turkey. Gulen was like one of his old, old allies.

But they had this giant falling out. And a huge part of what Erdogan was doing in the 2010s was like trying to purge all of the gulenists from everywhere like there was this whole scheme running i think through michael flynn where turkey was trying to get trump to like the gulans like in like a compound in i think virginia or something and turkey was trying to get trump to like raid the compound and send him to turkey which didn't happen yeah that lines up with the coup they 2016 coup right right? Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, it's always been unclear to me exactly how much influence these people have. But the one thing I will say is that, so I had a classmate in college who was in Turkey for a long time.

And their line about it was like, yeah, I don't know how much of this sort of ghoulish deep state shit is true. But also there were like ghoulish people who you could go to who had like all the answers to like state exams So if you wanted if you were like willing to get in bed with them They would just give you all the answers So like, you know, they weren't not a part of this and i'm pretty sure what happened here was that Adams was like cutting off all contact with these people because this this is part of the ghoulish split I'm, not 100 sure because there are multiple community centers in Brooklyn, like Turkish community centers in Brooklyn, but I'm about 80% sure that's what happens. So that's like one of the first direct influence things.

Okay, so he's doing the influence paddling stuff, right? He's doing this partially through the airlines, and then also he's just taking a bunch of legal fundraising money. Quote, On July 22nd, 2018, the same day as this fundraising event, the Adams staffer and the promoter discussed by text message a possible trip by Adams to Turkey. The promoter stated in part, fundraising in Turkey is not legal, but I think I can raise money for your campaign off the record. The Adams staffer inquired, how will Adams declare that money?

The promoter responded, he won't declare it or will make the donation to an American citizen in the US, a Turk. I'll give cash to him in Turkey. We'll send it. I'll send it to an American. He will make the donation to you. The Adam Stafford replied, I think he won't get involved in such games. They might cause a stink later on, but I'll ask anyways. The Adam Stafford then asked, how much do you think would come from you? The promoter responded, max 100k. asked, how much do you think would come from you? The promoter responded, max 100k. The Adam staffer wrote, 100k? Do you have a chance to transfer that here? We can't

do it while Eric is in Turkey. To which the promoter replied, let's think. After the conversation, the Adam staffer asked Adam whether the Adam staffer should pursue the unlawful foreign contributions offered by the promoter. And contrary to the staffer's expectations, Adam directed the staffer to pursue the promoter. And contrary to the staffer's expectations, Adams directed the staffer

to pursue the promoter's illegal scheme. That's crazy. I feel like you should know who you're working for well enough to be like, hey, this guy is offering a completely illegal fundraising scheme that we know is illegal, and I don't think my boss will take it, and then the boss turns around to me and is like, yeah, fuck it, raise money!

Let's go. It might cause a big stink later on. You don't say. Yeah, yeah. That's wild. To be fair. It did. Yeah.

It's so explicit. And I do want to get to some of the other text messages sooner than later because it really just shows how aware everyone involved is of what's going on. Yeah. They're doing crimes. It's literally just, hey, what should I do with the crime money? The illegal crime money, by the way.

We mentioned this is illegal. So, partially this is being run through Turkish Airlines, partially this is being run through a Turkish university, and partially this is being run through just a bunch of businessmen,

some of whom are Turkish, some of whom aren't. So, here's like the next thing I was going to read. Although Adams knew that businessman one was a Turkish national

who could not lawfully contribute to US elections, Adams directed the staffer to obtain the illegal contributions offered by businessman one. Following up on this directive, Adams wrote to the staffer that businessman one quote is ready to help. I don't want his help to be wasted. So they are just like unbelievably directly being like, yeah, we know this guy can't do this, but we're just going to tell him to send this money anyways. Yeah, it's insane how slapstick they are about this. Yeah, and like, you know, they're

kind of trying to cover the tracks. I think this part of it is one of the things that I think was one of the things that kind of went viral over this. So Adams is trying to arrange another $50,000 contribution from a third Turkish businessman.

And in the middle of this, he's saying to his staffer, quote, to be on the safe side, please delete capital P, capital D. Please delete all messages you send me. Adams responded, always do. Now, we know for a fact that a bunch

of these messages were simply not deleted considering that you just read them yeah i do also think it was worth noting that some of like these efforts uh certainly started to ramp up around his mayoral campaign because some of these turkish officials thought that if adams becomes a more like prominent member in politics he ever like runs for president if they can gain influence over him from like pretty early on, that would be really useful for the Turkish government. That is some of like the reasoning behind this like decades long campaign. Yeah.

Like puppet Eric Adams. Maybe the Turkish government had seen Nate Silver's now infamous tweet about how he'll be the next. Yeah. I mean, it's all Nate Silver's fault many such cases yeah it's Nate Silver

who got them to chase us around with drones last October he keeps getting more businessmen to donate tens of thousands of dollars oh yeah it's so funny repeatedly he just keeps getting more and more and more and the funniest part is that like

by like guy number four he's doing this with he's like telling the guy how to do sprawl donations where he's like yeah no you can't donate ten thousand dollars but give two thousand dollars to each of your employees and they'll do it yeah he's doing like instructions for each of these guys and it's like at a certain point like some of the early airline stuff is yes illegal and sketchy but like you know it's it's just getting some nice plane tickets by like 2021 he's just teaching them how to do like super illegal like campaign fraud yeah yeah you've like committed so much like you're just like in too deep like you can't like what's there to do yeah you know who else is in too deep uh it's the products and services who control

this podcast. Support that one. Oh, wow! Whoa! Wow! You're not supposed to say that, man. They're actually ran by the Reagan coin people. They have very little editorial control.

You're supposed to delete those tags. Yeah. There are so many funny ones. He also is taking money from this Uzbek construction guy where he takes a bunch of money that shows up up at this like new york like uzbek pride event to give a speech because he took money from this like construction guy did he say new york is the uzbekistan of america honestly he probably has said that that's like yeah he's probably said kazakhstan by accident because he always says the wrong country whenever he's giving a speech like that my favorite moment was the video of him speaking to like the indian group that he kept saying pakistan oh god yeah yeah oh dear yeah i bet that went down like a chocolate tea pot he did it like twice too they corrected him

then he kept doing it well they were like yelling over him and he said so there's another kind of funny one where he's he's getting a bunch of money from this university and he actually returns the money because his campaign is like his mayoral campaign is over but he's still gonna go to prison for it because he lied to the government where he got the money even though he

gave it away okay so I want to start reading some of these texts so we can get into like how explicit the stuff is. On July 22nd, 2021, Adams, the staffer, requested that the airline manager book flights to Istanbul for Adams. In order to conceal the favorable treatment, the Adams staffer requested the airline manager charge Adams what would appear to be a real price. Adams staffer, how much does he owe? Please let them make a call and I will make the payments. Airl it is very expensive because it is last minute i am working on a

discount adam stafford okay thank you airline manager i am going to charge fifty dollars no airline manager that wouldn't work wouldn't it adam stafford no dear fifty dollars what quote a proper price how much should i charge a smiley face emoji adam stafford his every step is being watched right now a thousand dollars or so let it be somewhat real we don't want them to say that he is flying for free at the moment the media's attention is on eric amazing stuff the smiley face of the text is really throwing me off. It's so good. So he paid about $1,100 for these round-trip

tickets, and he was upgraded to business class. Lucky him. And in actuality, these tickets would, again, be like $15,000. And this is the same type of stuff he was doing eight years ago. Except this time, he actually is paying some money whereas last time he did not

actually fill up those envelopes with cash but still he's about he's about $14,000 short he also has this great one where like the staffer is like do you have recommendations on where you can go to Turkey the airline manager four season staffer it's too expensive

airline manager why does he care he's not going to pay his name will not be on anything either adam staffer super super so funny it's all so super illegal i want to meet the person who's sending these texts yeah so bad it's so funny why is this like the cadence with which they're speaking in these texts is just insane. It's incredible stuff. There's some great ones. I'm going to read this one. On the day the Adams fundraiser was scheduled to depart Istanbul, Adams

created a message thread between himself and the Adams fundraiser and the airline manager. Quote, he will try to help with the issue with the form. He can see about a hotel or business class lounge. The manager then arranged for the Adams fundraiser, who was otherwise flying on an economy ticket, to have access to not only the Turkish Airlines business lounge, but also an exclusive private suite inside the lounge, complete with a bed and free food. The Turkish airline manager explained,

this is our suite for VIPs and we want you to feel yourself, two words, yourself, sick, VIP, smiley face emoji. Feel yourself VIP. That's what we all want. At another point in the exchange, Adams wrote, quote, Thanks a million, airline manager. My brother.

To which the airline manager responded, Anytime, brother. Oh, no. Oh, dear. I feel physically unwell. They just keep doing this. On the day he won the election, like, the day after,

the airline manager sent the following text message. Brother, congratulations. Adams responded, cannot thank you enough. So true. So true. That is good, although it's not as good as kind of the next thing. When in December of of 2021 he was putting

together his mayoral team for policy advisors and his transition team and he did not have people from Turkey on this list. So this air manager didn't... It's not

quite blackmail, but it is certainly bribery saying like hey maybe you should put me on like your senior on your senior advisory team um and if you don't then you're not going to get free tickets anymore yeah i want to read the exact line because it's so funny the staffer sends the airline manager list and the airline manager response it would suit me well to be leader senior advisor two days later the airline manager sent a message reiterating lead please plz please smiley face emoji lead advisor we're not going to give you free free airplane tickets anymore oh my god it's so funny winky face and then uh i believe he did add

someone onto onto his team yep yep yeah he was added to the Infrastructure, Climate, and Sustainability Committee Transition Team. Jesus Christ. Which the whole Sustainability Commission is just like a slush. There's another thing later where he's like a secret meeting of these Turkish donors and he calls it a Sustainability Transition Meeting so no one will know

that he's having this meeting. You should read what the airline manager wrote after he was added to the Climate and Sustainability and Infrastructure Committee. Yeah, so on December 2021, a senior Turkish government official sent the airline manager a series of texts

noting the airline manager's membership on Adam's Infrastructure, Climate, and Sustainability Committee and sending applause emojis. Oh, no. The airline manager responded that his membership on the transition committee was in service of Turkey. Quote, thank you, brother. We are doing

our best to serve our country adequately. Your support gives us strength here. Thank you. You were always there for us and we're trying to be loyal. It's amazing. Oh, wait. We're trying to be worthy? Yeah. We're trying to be worthy. Yeah, we're trying to be worthy. Yeah, that is so... Sorry, I'm trying to be worthy? Yeah. We're trying to be worthy. Yeah, we're trying to be worthy. Yeah.

That is so... Sorry, I'm trying to be worthy of you. Thank you so much for being there. Please. It's so good. I just want to be worthy of you, Eric Adams. So by this point, I totaled the Turkish airline bribes, specifically, all the benefits total $123,000.

Jesus. Which is also just a small fraction of the total amount of money he received. To be fair, that's probably the face prices of business class tickets and lounge access, which no one actually pays for. Yeah, yeah. Because beyond the actual airline stuff,

because of the campaign match policy deals, he received in the end like like 10 million dollars right from from like all of this whole ordeal yeah so so so the the match funding thing basically is like there's public matching funds for like private donations for for mayoral candidates there's like some things you have to go through but in order to get that money right you have to abide by campaign finance law and all of the so all of these like straw donor bribe donations that he's getting are being are also i think it's like eight to one or something like matching funds are being matched by the

by the government so you got like 10 million dollars of matching funds he's not only like doing like campaign fraud by getting this like foreign influence amount of money but he's also just like stealing from from everyone else too by having all of these illegal contributions uh matched yeah so in the end i think he's like he's like charged with like like basically 10 million dollars yeah of like fraud the other thing is like this is this is how he won the election like he won the election by spending an unbelievable amount of money and like that money was like this like stuff that he defrauded the government for and it's ironic that like the campaign funding matching is designed to like amplify the donations made by regular new yorkers and not make it all like a super pack game yeah but eric adams thought he'd made an end run around that and like i i did not realize just because I have been keeping up with like Eric Adams

news previous to this I did not realize like how often his house was getting raided by the FBI oh there were so many there have been so many like this is all just one angle on the like 35 there's so much other corruption he was doing like this is just the stuff they

gone specifically around him for but like basically everyone in the circle around him has is like also going to prison like to the point where remember i was talking about that uzbek construction guy that he donated money to yeah that guy also paid off like the guy who's going to become mayor when adams gets arrested so like the deputy mayor like also took money from that guy amazing yeah so one of the worst parts of this on april 21st 2022 the turkish official messaged the adam staffer noting that our median genocide remembrance day was approaching and repeatedly asking the adam staffer for assurances that adams would not make any statements about the

Armenian genocide jesus christ the adam staffer confirmed that adams did not make a statement about the about the Armenian genocide ad Adams did not make such a statement. New York, not the Yerevan of America. Yeah. So he just straight up took money from the Turkish government to do genocide denial for them. Yeah. So that's great. That's incredible stuff.

To be fair, that is a mainstay of current American politics. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it's the best funded of all genocide denials. Yes, yes. Well, this Eric Adams guy doesn't seem like, uh, doesn't seem too good. It is just fascinating to me that out of all the cities, New York is just the one city

that you cannot have a normal mayor. Just, like, every single mayor is weird and fucked up in, like, a different way. Like, it's just impossible. Yeah. There was, like, an Onion headline one time that was, like mayor de blasio like well well well it's it's not so easy to have a not fucked up mayor or something yeah i think i think the exact line was well well well not so easy to find a mayor who doesn't suck shit now exactly the eric adam was one hits so much harder because he's like the law and order mayor like he's like you know like like former cop blah blah blah he's he's he's the one making new york worse

through all of like the fucked up police stuff uh-huh meanwhile he's just been doing these like major crimes and having his house raided by the fbi like like every other month yeah also having like his friend's house is raided by the FBI. Was it like a police chief or police commissioner who was just raided? Yeah, and then the interim police commissioner who they put in after the first one. It's wild stuff.

We got to talk about his phone password before we finish. So the part I want to close on is before he goes under, all of his staffers are getting visited by the FBI. And A, you can tell they're all cops and are dumb as shit because they all agreed to talk to the FBI and, like, lied to them. That's so funny. And then were trying to, like, coordinate destroying the messages, which the FBI got all the data from. On October 6th, 2023, FBI agents executed a search warrant for the electronic devices used by Eric Adams,

a defendant. Although Adams was carrying several electronic devices, including two cell phones, he was not carrying his personal cell phone, which is a device he used to communicate about the conduct described in this indictment. When Adams produced his personal cell phone the next day in response to a subpoena, it was locked. Such a device required a password to open. Adams claimed that after he learned the investigation into his conduct He learned about the investigation. He changed the password the day before an Increase the complexity of his password from four to six digits Adams had done this he claimed to prevent members of his staff from

Inadvertently or intentionally deleting the contents of his phone According to Adams he wished to preserve the context of his phone. According to Adams, he wished to preserve the contents of his phone due to the investigation. But Adams further claimed he'd forgotten the password he'd just set and was unable to provide the FBI with a password that could unlock the phone. Have they tried his birthday?

It's the funniest argument. They're like, no, no, no. I changed the password so that the information was safe and wouldn't be deleted. Also, I forgot the password. Okay, so presumably this is encrypted, right? But I cannot...

What the fuck is the FBI doing that they can't just break into this phone? I mean, some phones are hard to break into. It is true. Yeah, the feds have struggled with iPhones for a while. Yes, but this is Eric Adams. Yeah, yeah, I mean... Yeah, it might be 0000. Like, they ought to give it the O'Connor's try,

to be honest. Yeah, like, they've gotta have some fucking, like, spook from the NSA that they can illegally send this phone over to. Like... I'm sure they've tried Celebrite. I'm sure they've tried a whole bunch of stuff. It just doesn't always work. Yeah, like, I don't know. It makes me feel wildly better about phone security. Oh the way uh this is this is a message about this

public safety announcement if you use a face print or a fingerprint to lock your phone the cops can just use your face or your fingerprint to unlock it or they can get it with a warrant but if it's like an actual number like they can't put a gun to your head and say open it which is the way that this would normally sort of work. So, yeah, basic security thing. So, in all, Adams is being charged with simultaneously conspiracy to commit wire fraud, federal program bribery, and to receive campaign contributions by foreign national. There's a count of wire fraud. There's another count of solicitation of a contribution by foreign national.

There's subsequently the fourth count is the same as the third count. It's solicitation of a contribution by foreign national national. Subsequently, the fourth count is the same as the third count. It's solicitation of a contribution by a foreign national, and the fifth count is bribery. So, he's probably going down, going down. He sounds pretty fucked. I mean, it has been interesting how much the federal government has been cracking

down on foreign influence before this election, both with tenant media, Russian foreign influence, stuff election both with like tenant media like a russian foreign influence stuff like this there's been like something like jimmy door or like orbiters that i know have have been really getting looked into by the feds for like russian foreign influence good and this is not a show where we regularly uh praise the actions of the federal government but it's always funny to see my enemies having a hard time yeah and i'm praying i'm praying for that jackson hinkle one which is one day oh yeah because it's so it's so obvious it's so obvious

that he's he's absolutely getting paid by some by some foreign government yeah i wonder which one this one is erdogan versus the fbi which i'm just like just chomping down popcorn and clapping like a seal watching the two most hated rivals fighting each other like yes yes destroy each other no matter what happens i'm okay with it yeah wow i uh i will repeat my position here at the end of the show that i am prepared to vote for joe biden on the condition that he immediately begins trading eric adams for abdullah ojalan who does not belong in jail, unlike Eric Adams. It's free Ocalan week this week. And so, yeah, he shouldn't be in prison.

Let him out. How do you feel about your mayor, Joey? You know, it sounds like he's he's working on some shit. He's got to figure out if he really wants to. You know, see, this is the thing, too, is it's like like do i want to be like wow congrats to the fbi on this investigation no that being said it is really funny to see this all go down i think also just the amount of bullshit that he has done while he's in office both both legally and over the table and under the table it is kind of funny to to see this be the thing that takes him down.

Another one of my favorite tweets about all this was somebody was like, I'm sure Eric Adams all of a sudden is going to be really pro-prison reform all of a sudden. God, I hope so.

You know what? That would be crazy. Prison abolitionist arc. I'm getting flashbacks. Prison abolitionist arc. I'm getting flashbacks to when, oh God, god what's his name dr blasio uh the governor no the governor the governor oh my god former governor cuomo like when he was having all of his shit come out and like the last thing he did in office was the legalized weed and it was

like such a like last ditch like fine here you guys go like you want this i'm like are we gonna get something like that are we gonna get well i guess he tried with the trash cans and people rejected that but uh it's been an experience i i hope for the sake of the city that uh you know he faces consequences for this and it's never back in new york politics but i guess we'll see what happens no i i'm not gonna cheer on the fbi but i am but i am pro cop on cop violence that's true and that's true and that's all this is that's that's all this is so again that's fine i'm pro irony i'm pro like like you're getting got by the same like people you bros. I am interested in what the next New York mayoral election will look like. We're bringing in Lori Lightfoot.

Let's go! And the small possibility that, depending on how this next election goes, we could have a Trump versus Clinton mayoral race in New York, which I would i would love to watch maybe hillary clinton will finally make her film about the syrian democratic forces she's been promising to make for years i want to close on a kind of slightly more serious struggles are connected note because the thing about eric adams is that he was the guy who was

brought in black cop like very specifically brought in and his his thing was basically to contain the 2020 uprising right he was he was the guy whose thing was we're bringing in the kind of revolution we're stomping all of this stuff out like all of the sort of like gains of anti-police stuff that you'd made all the sort of ideological gains have been made we're going to wipe all that out and i think it is really significant that the government who is funding him is a Turkish government. Because if you look at the last cycle, right? So Eric Adams is

starting to do this in 2014-2015. What's happening in Turkey in that time is that Turkey had been one of the big sites of huge uprisings in 2013. They have one of the biggest of that cycle of protests. So 2013 is the second of the waves

from the Occupy 2011 wave. There's a big wave in 2011 and then 2013 is the second one. One of the biggest ones is in Turkey and Turkey's eventual solution to this is basically just wholesale slaughter of the Kurdish revolution that was happening. And literally in 2014 at the same time

2014-2015 at the same time as the Michael Brown uprising is going on and then Baltimore goes in 2014 at the same time 2014 2015 at the same time as the michael brown uprising is going on and then baltimore goes up right at the same time that's happening there's like these Kurdish uprisings in turkey that's where all the firebombing happens right these these these things are very very intimately connected there's a reason why other than just sort of country's corruption stuff that these that these forces are aligned with each other because the same the same people behind the american prison state are also the same people who are fucking backing this turkish exterminationist movement against the kurds and we are going to either win our freedom together or we're going to have a thousand more fucking eric adamses

exactly yeah and i mean i think like going back to what i was saying before like the craziest thing about all this and like this is definitely something that I've kind of had to step back and be like, all right, I obviously am existing within a specific community. New York is a huge city. It's the largest city in the US. And there's

lots of different smaller communities. And I was like, I feel like everybody that I know and everybody I interact with hates Eric Adams, has their own list of reasons why he has done XYZ thing. Whether it's my friends that are teachers or work for or just use public libraries that he has really decided to attack and defund for various reasons. Or friends that have had to deal with the prison system or whatever. Or last year, I had been working on an investigative show that was looking

into a lot of the situation at Rikers, and Rikers is supposed to be closed in 2027. Eric Adams has really tried to push back against that despite the fact that there's a federal investigation into the situation there, and it situation there and the conditions are not good, it is an unpopular solution.

Most New Yorkers agree that there needs to be some other alternative than Rikers and just sending people to literally an island. That being said, he won the election. He won his mayoral election. It was sort of surprising. He was kind of the underdog there were other candidates that i think people had kind of been expecting to win and yeah he was the law and order guy he was coming in as supposed to be this like alternative to like the 2020 uprising to what was seen as this like chaos and again yeah it's the irony of him getting got by its own system getting got by by the fact that he just keeps doing crimes.

He loves doing crimes. His favorite thing. And then at the same time, it's like he's caused all this damage to like individual, like specific programs in the city, specific systems that were really helping people. He has spread like misinformation about migrants that have been in New York. There's just a laundry list of things that he has done that has been insanely harmful for various reasons. And you know what? If this is going to be the thing that's going to get on at the end of the day know, the Sabrina Carpenter feather music video apparently was a big part of the Eric Adams indictment from kind of the more local side involving the church that she was filming at. And the, I'm not sure what his official position is, but like the priest who had kind of allowed her to come in and film and then it ended up that he was demoted because if you've listened to a sabrina carpenter song you can see why the catholic church might not be super excited about

that uh and then he decided to cooperate with the investigation since the church wasn't super happy with him this whole thing is just there's some it's like there's so many aspects of this that are so crazy if this is gonna be the one that gets him yeah yeah so someone's gonna do like a 30 part podcast series about this something i'm gonna listen to every single one of these episodes and there's gonna be so much more stuff that's gonna come out that's yeah speaking of podcasts joey do you want to plug your work for sure yeah um so i'm right now producing a show called but we Loved, which is on iHeart's network. It's part of our Outspoken network, which is our LGBTQ plus kind of focus shows.

And you can find that on Spotify, Apple Music, iHeartMedia app, whatever, all the places. I also previously had worked on a show called Afterlives, if you are interested in learning more about Rikers and particularly some of the policy that Eric Adams himself has worked to either stop from being effective or stop from making the reforms that's supposed to be happening in regards to the whole Rikers situation,

you should check out that show. Yeah, that's where I'm at. You can also follow me on Twitter and Instagram at PatNotPratt. That's P-A-T-T-N-O-T-P-R-A-T-T. People got my last name wrong a lot. We'll put that in the description. Yeah.

Yeah, Joey, thank you for coming on. And fuck, I hope we all get rid of our fucking bears because Jesus Christ. Oh, God, yeah. Future of the Democratic Party. Lori Lightfoot, Eric Adams. 2028. Let's go. Oh God, yeah.

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lot. One of them is prepping. Another one of them is Asheville, North Carolina, where I lived longer than I have lived anywhere else in my adult life, which isn't actually saying that much because I lived there for about six years. It's a decent amount of time. You know a place. Yeah. Before that, I was fully vagabondy. This is a story about prepping in Asheville, North Carolina. And so I thought I'd bring on another It Could Happen Here prepper, James. Yep. It's me. Someone who has been to Asheville, North Carolina. Oh, yeah.

Still lives in San Diego. Yeah. Nice place to Asheville, North Carolina. Oh yeah. Still lives in San Diego. Yeah. Nice, nice place to go outside normally. Okay. But have you ever heard that song? The like I've been everywhere, man song. I've been everywhere. I don't think I'm allowed to sing things on this podcast. I started liking that song. Cause I was like, yeah, I've been everywhere. That man starts listening where he's been. And I'm like, no, I haven't been, I ain't been shit. I ain't never been anywhere in my life. I've not made it. Yeah. Yeah. It is one of the nice things about my job that people, I get to go places and meet people. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's fun. So as I assume listeners are aware, about two weeks ago, Hurricane Helene dumped an enormous quantity of water onto the mountains of Western North Carolina, which would have been bad no matter what. But another unnamed storm had already been dropping unconscious,

not good amounts of water on the area for a day or so. The two storms together caused the worst natural disaster in recorded history for the region. The only thing that came close was the 1916 flood, which was again like a regular storm. And then I think a coastal tropical storm hitting at the same time. So the way to have everything fail is to have two storms at once,

in case anyone's curious how to have bad things happen due to storms. Anyway, I drove down in a van full of supplies because my friends were there and they needed the supplies more than my basement did. And because I had enough cash on hand to hit up a bunch of stores to get more stuff to bring to them too. I also drove down there as a journalist, figuring I'd talk to people about mutual aid and about preparedness. This week on my own podcast, Cool People Did Cool Stuff, I talk about my

experiences there, what I saw with an emphasis on the mutual aid side, on the enormous amount of grassroots and informal disaster response. But this is it could happen here. And I wanted to talk about preparedness. I want to talk about what worked and what didn't, what lessons we can draw anywhere we are listening to this from what people experienced there in Asheville, North Carolina, or at least what lessons I was able to pick up on. And we're going to talk about like stuff and specific things in a second. But first, when I talk about preparedness, which I do a lot, I talk about how I'm interested in both the individual and community as two different

types of preparedness. And I had some hypotheses that these were deeply related and reliant on each other in fact and that you do one better by doing the other better but now that i've seen those hypothesis tested i was right that's yeah that's my answer it's in fact a proven hypothesis yeah exactly i mean you know i don't want to run more tests but yeah we probably will yeah exactly because we're doing shit to stop it, aren't we? No, no, we're mostly doing things to make it worse. Cool. Basically, we need both individual and community preparedness, and we should stop seeing them as opposing forces.

There might be no single false dichotomy that has more wrecked our imaginations than the idea that the individual and the community are two opposing forces, that they must be balanced against one another instead of interwoven, instead of allowing what's best about both things to reinforce the other. I would argue the 20th century did us dirty. The Cold War did us dirty. In the US, I grew up presented with the idea that the ussr represented community in that side and that meant being a cog in the machine devoid of individuality

enthralled to an authoritarian state if i cared about the individual and individual freedom and liberty i had to accept capitalism and competition and to see myself in a war against everyone else i don't know how you feel i don't want to be a cog in a machine and i also don't want to myself in a war against everyone else. I don't know how you feel. I don't want to be a cog in a machine, and I also don't want to be in a war against everyone else. Yeah, this is the sort of false dichotomy that we're presented with, right? It's like, I'll tell an anecdote here. When I was writing my dissertation, I would describe my politics as left libertarian,

and I would describe the politics of the many different types of anarchists and anarcho-syndicalists in Spain similarly, it accurately describes their perspective right yeah and I was forbidden from doing so because under the probably fair enough objection that Americans could not comprehend the idea of libertarianism without individualism yeah which is annoying because oh was it Rothbard someone consciously stole that word from us. You used to not have to say left libertarian because if you said libertarian, you meant left libertarian. Yeah, this predates Rothbard.

It is something I've written about on my Patreon. Oh, okay. But yeah, libertarian began to be used by French anarchists to avoid censorship and persecution of anarchists for being anarchists. Yeah. And then it came to America where like many things in America, it was stolen from its original, original creators and custodians and fucking ruined by chuds.

Yeah. Which is a shame. But yeah, there is in fact an option where you don't have to pick one or the other. Yeah. What is good for me as an individual is to be able to express the full range of my possibilities, right? And I'm more able to do that in a supportive community than like alone in the woods somewhere

cut off from everyone else, chasing rabbits with a hatchet and dying of easily preventable infections. That's the American dream, Margaret. What are you talking about? I used to joke that i was going to start a youtube channel called uh how to survive alone in the woods with a hatchet eating squirrels that you kill with the aforementioned hatchet but unfortunately you died of tetanus before yeah exactly the existence of society makes me more free it makes me more capable of

doing what i want to do. I really like, I don't remember which old theorist came up with it, but I really like the idea of understanding freedom as a relationship between people, not a like static state. It is something that we offer each other and that we like work to maximize with each other. On the other side of things, what's good for communities is not to be rigidly top-down controlled, but instead to allow people free expression, develop new ideas, try new things, to have communities grow organically. We are not actually factory cogs. We do better as a garden. Yeah.

as a garden yeah and that's been my working theory with preparedness it's been similar on one side are these deals these goods and services the ads that interrupt things yeah magnificent thank you thank you i live to do this here's the ads and we're back on one side i saw preppers as being kind of a primarily an individualistic bunch of folks obsessed with what i've called the bunker mentality the hole up in guns and shoot anyone who comes too close mentality that i've got mine, fuck you mentality. You ever seen on like older prepper Reddit and stuff like that, where people like kind of get sad when they realize they're all planning to shoot each other, all their friends after the apocalypse.

Yeah, that like anyone who's able to, who has more than two weeks of food stored is inherently gonna kill anyone else. Yeah. Who has more than two. Yeah, it's great when they all come around to that occasionally. Yeah, and they're like, wait, but I like this community I've built. Yeah, they're also their only friends because they've alienated everyone else

with their weird obsession of Fallout. This is not a good mentality to have. I would argue it's behind a lot of what's happening on the border right now, actually. I think that the right wing actually does believe in climate change and is not willing to just say it publicly because it doesn't play to their base but they they're like we've got ours fuck you and want to close down the borders as best as they can in the global north yeah and we'll move the borders as far from your eyesight as possible that's what i saw in panama right i was in oh yeah listeners will know i was in the darian gap but like panama without funding you and me margaret when we pay our taxes we pay for

families to be split up hell yeah deportations to happen fences to be built in panama because that makes it further from our sight and further from our mind right that's what liberty means yep the liberty is the ability to interfere in other countries families yep domestic politics in other countries by a fire hose of money i mean it's funny because it's the same like justification every now and then you meet the people who genuinely think russia is like allowed to invade ukraine because border security because ukraine's too close to it you're like oh amazing yeah ukraine bad therefore fuck it why not like it's yeah yeah it's like the monroe doctrine but for russia like this is my hemisphere don't fuck with me yeah burn down your neighbor's house

because you're just like nah you're living too close to me don't like it yeah senior yard sign they've got one of those in this house signs yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah which they've all taken down now because it says no human being is illegal and they no longer believe that yeah cool well i would argue this is a fundamentally right-wing individualistic mentality whether it's coming from ostensibly leftist tankies or ostensibly center-left democrats or the they admit they're right-wing individualistic preppers yeah and this was dominant in prepping circles before around 2020 when an awful lot more people with different ideas came into the space but the older school preppers focused on individual preparedness or family level, household level preparedness. And they have an awful lot of really good ideas around some of

these things, around storing food and water, around maintaining communications, around all sorts of things to help the individual or family during crisis to be prepared. On the other end of things, there are mutual aid groups and other community organizations that do community preparedness. They build organizational communication and logistical networks. And they're fantastic.

And they're overall what's been left out of preparedness conversations. But until more recently, I haven't seen as many of those places, the people who are doing those things, also concern themselves with individual preparedness. You know? Yeah.

I've been operating under the assumption for years that the two can work really well in tandem with each other. If you are self-sufficient, you're in a better place to help others. That was my hypothesis. This is really just the Margaret was right episode of it could happen. The victory lap. Yeah. Oh, wait, it's a victory wrap around bodies. I don't like it anymore.

Well, it's people who did do these things getting to have not thrived, but did not died. I don't know how to say this. It's a tricky subject. Getting credit for being right and putting in the work. Yeah. And a lot of people were, and a lot of people had done that. And it showed really well in the disaster response in Asheville. Because when I went down to Asheville, one of the things that I asked most of the people I talked to is what they prepared, what they wish they'd prepared, and what lessons they were taking away from all of this about preparedness. And one of my friends is old punk, and he was one of the first old, he's like my age, whatever,

might be a few years older than me. I don't know. Margaret crushed by moment of reflection live on podcast. Yeah. I'm jealous because I don't have enough gray hair. They keep falling out of my head. But one of my friends who does have very nice gray hair, old punk is one of the first people who was out on the street cooking food to give away. He told me that he was able to do that because he knew he was fine.

By and large, during this particular crisis, every crisis is going to be real different. If your house wasn't in the actual floodplain, and since it was in the mountains, that was not was not most houses instead it was like most roads and some houses you know yeah the big problems you were dealing with was lack of food lack of water lack of cell service and he had plenty of water and food stored and at one point someone had even kind of come up to him and like are you no you're fine aren't you and he's like yeah no i'm fine that's awesome just being like getting off prepared vibes i guess yeah no i i was real proud like once i was doing this um community defense thing and we were like oh we need a

flashlight does anyone hey margaret you have a flashlight right and i was like yeah which one you want yeah yeah being the flashlight person yeah it's a huge win the moment you get to uh deploy that flashlight you've been toting around yeah well and that's actually part of my like core argument that i make in the other podcasts i recorded today that's going to come out sometime around now is that like people want to help people oh yeah like the average pickup truck guy we even kind of see i mean i'm a pickup truck girl but like we see the average pickup truck guy is the like uh good out my way limberl uh guns dogs whatever you know um and i like pickup trucks and guns and

dogs and i also don't really like liberals but one of the main things you want to make a man with a pickup truck happy get your car stuck in a ditch oh yeah there are whole facebook groups where people love to pull other people out of stupid situations they've got themselves into off-road yeah it is fun for them yeah like because then the fact that you've been doing this thing had a purpose i carry a flashlight and a knife every single moment of my life so when someone needs a flashlight or a knife i'm like oh yeah i am fucking the the reincarnation of the goddess like no one is better than me yeah you're the all-powerful light carrier yeah exactly exactly when all other lights go out

for me it's the moment i get to deploy like obviously this has been an audio podcast but i have a leatherman that i like to carry around yeah like oh wait someone needs pliers or wire cutting you have that capability yeah you're just like just like, you're a superhero. You're a mutant, you know, like, yeah. And so, yeah, this friend of mine had plenty of water and food stored and you can usually go a couple days without communication if you don't have any immediate crises. Right. Yeah. He told me that what most people did or needed to do was first they needed to make sure to meet their own needs, you know, like the whole affix your own oxygen mask before helping your seatmate. So, it was the people

who were the most resilient, the most prepared, who were out driving around in their trucks or cars, whatever, giving away food or were working to coordinate meetings most immediately. And the other part of it was that people who had community preparedness skills

were also among the first people getting stuff done on the ground. Because mutual aid, it's organic and it's chaotic and it's spontaneous, right? Yeah. But it is organized. It is a developed skill about how to organically organize. Yeah. The more people who are experienced with chaotic decentralized organizing,

the better a community was able to weather the immediate aftermath of the storm because people knew how to set up distribution hubs and connect people. And so basically like a solid church or an anarchist group and your rural town was in a much better spot. Yeah, that makes sense. And this is one of the main places in the country where you're going to find entire anarchist groups in random rural small towns. Having been one of those people in one of those small towns. I keep saying I lived in Asheville. I lived in Sandy Mush. You know where Sandy Mush is?

I don't bother saying it because no one knows where it is. Hell of a name though. I know. It's almost British in its weirdness. I was like too femme for baseball caps back then. And all my landmates wore the camo baseball caps from the local store that says Sandy mush, you know? And I'm really sad that I didn't get one, especially now.

Cause now I have one and I'm wearing it now that has the name of the town I live in, but I can't wear it anywhere because it doxes me. Ah, yeah. See, that's unfortunate. Yeah. If you had a Sandy mush one you'd be yeah someone send margaret a baseball cap yeah from from sandy mush yeah with camera yeah oh i probably won't wear it otherwise i'll be real because i still got to be femme and somehow

that is how things work in my subculture so you need individual preparedness so that you're free enough to help people and you need community preparedness so you know what to do. And then you also have all of these people with really specialized skills and tools. And these are the kinds of things that I can't say that every prepper needs to go out and do. But like ATVs have been crucial to disaster relief efforts. That doesn't mean that everyone should run out and buy an ATV to keep around in the case of flooding. This is a note for me because I don't quite live on enough land to justify an ATV and I really want one, but yeah, let's get one of those little ones.

Yeah. You know, the little children ones. I know. I'm just driving around in a circle. I'd like mostly live in the woods. And so there's like, just not a lot of ATVs are great when you got like 12 acres with horses on

them, you know? Yeah. You're going out, you can get a sheep dog on on the back they're very practical for that kind of thing yeah rifle case but that said a dirt bike friend of mine who was a quite prepared person immediately went out and spent days going into hard to reach areas to connect with people and bring them supplies yeah so maybe i can justify a dirt bike yeah yeah dirt bike is so e-bike e-dirt bike because then you can run it off solar power don't need gas store it sideways okay we're going to talk about electronics versus gas later in the episode i got a whole part about it yeah

yeah okay good but first what we really need for the apocalypse is whatever comes next in the ads that is what will save you in the apocalypse if it's a podcast yeah that is the podcast that will give you the secret to in the apocalypse. If it's a podcast, that is the podcast that will give you the secret to surviving the apocalypse. Yeah. Hopefully it's the Reagan gold coins, which will become the currency as soon as the state collapses.

I bet it's gambling. And if you go gamble, you're guaranteed to win. That's how... I think we legally cannot say that. Oh. Well then... Yeah.

Yeah. I wonder if we can get away with saying don't gamble. It's a bad idea. Yeah. No, I think we actually can say that okay great don't gamble it's a bad idea yeah and we're back the overall lesson was that some stuff is and was useful for everyone to have. We're going to talk about some of that stuff. While other certain specialized tools and skill sets only made sense for some people to have. Not everyone needs to know how to repair a chainsaw or even own a chainsaw.

But it sure proved to be a handy skill in this particular crisis. Asheville is easily an image of the climate crisis future. I think you and Robert got into that in the episode you did about this. Yeah. We spoke a little bit about how this is a vision of what's coming for a lot of us. Yeah. I'm basically doing a like, me too. I couldn't be on the call because I was busy.

That's what this episode is. No, but we, Robert and I have not been there. My house flooded when I was younger, but we were not there this time. Asheville is not, okay, it is a somewhat remote part of the country in terms of its raw geography. You're not getting into that city

without taking steep curving freeways or flying into a regional airport. But culturally, and because of the level of infrastructure the United States provides, it is not an isolated city. It is very much a modern and hip city with about, I think, 100,000 people. I think about 80,000 when I left a couple years ago, but it's been growing.

Partly because lots of Silicon Valley folks moved there to work remote, much to the sorrow of locals. Like everywhere else, people moved. I know. And then I'm also like, I work remote. I actually can't throw stones here. Yeah. I have lived here since I didn't work remote. Yeah. Fair enough. I'll take my stone throwing opportunity. Asheville is a very climate stable area. All of Appalachia is. And it's nowhere near the coast.

There's not a lot of earthquakes. There are far fewer forest fires than there are out west. There were some forest fires that were there one of the years that I lived there, but you know, they didn't, it didn't impact my life the way it impacts my friends' lives who live out west. Yeah. There are industrial accidents and there's occasional flooding, but no one had any reason to expect anything like this, except that all of us have every reason to expect something like this. Areas hit more regularly by climate disasters have protocols in place for those sorts of things. People in California pay attention to the fires during that fire season. People on the Gulf Coast track the hurricanes.

And not that these disasters aren't disastrous, but they're expected. They're part of living where you live. Asheville, what happened there could be any of us at any time so what was useful for them for prepping seems like it might be really useful for all of us and most of that most of what was useful is the basics people i talked to were either real happy that they stored water or real sad that they hadn't stored water. With the storm coming, people filled up their bathtubs. One friend cut the downspouts on his house to direct them into trash cans.

And now a week later, they still have water to flush the toilet. And if you're like super ahead of it, you've got your little rain collectors all the time, right? But worst case scenario, cut your downspout and throw a trash can there yep or anything else that's food safe yeah well in this case it's mostly water flushing oh yeah yeah but it's funny just as you mentioned this like i was in a village i stayed in last week didn't have rainwater electricity and uh that's exactly what they did they had a person i stayed

with had like a normal toilet, but they don't have plumbed in water. So they just collect rainwater and use that every time they want to flush it. Yeah. Every time I've lived off grid and don't have easy access to running water instead of bucket flushing,

I shit in a bucket with sawdust. Yeah, yeah. I think like there's a hole underneath. Oh, interesting. But you have to flush it to get it in. I think this was like a status upgrade to have the physical toilet. Yeah. Yeah, No, that actually makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Some of the first water distribution centers that came online after the storm in Asheville

didn't have water containers. And this is actually still the case as of recording. So people had to bring their own. One friend only had those big clear water jugs the kind that you put into like a water cooler and like get refilled at the grocery store you know yeah and these don't have good caps and you can't really bicycle with them while they're full i've bicycled with one when it was full but yeah okay it's not a fun no not a fun uh this is where you need a long tail cargo bike the ultimate prepper vehicle. Fair enough. I would argue jerry cans. That's my pitch.

Yeah, you can also get jerry cans. Or the big opaque water jugs for storing water. Or even bags. What are bags? They're like MSR drum bags. I've used those before. Those are pretty robust. I've only seen little ones,

so that makes sense that there's big ones too. Yeah, big ones. Expedition stuff. I would argue that if you're thinking about getting this stuff, opaque water containers with good lids are more useful than the blue clear ones. But if you have access to the blue clear ones and that's what you got, go get them. And many people lacked any containers at all.

So the water distribution site was not as directly useful as it could have otherwise been. That's tough. One friend during the storm pulled out all the recycling and filled every jug with water and put it in the fridge, which did two things. One, it gave you slightly orange tasting water to drink for a while. And two, it added thermal mass to keep the fridge cool longer.

And of course, you know, storing more water, always good. Yeah. For the most part, most water people had access to had a boil advisory on it before it went out completely. Oh, you're a water filter expert. I want to talk to you about this. I was about to fucking dive into that shit. I was ready to go.

Okay, hold on. All right. Yeah. Flood water itself is generally, or at least it is in this case too toxic to use a simple filter or boil at home things like pesticides are incredibly hard to get out of water yeah and lightweight backpacking type filters which overall are what i recommend for most things like sawyers and life straws they don't really cut it as from what i understand from what i understand the two methods that can work are the like fairly slow and like intense charcoal filters activated charcoal filters and then in

home style reverse osmosis filters which normally i don't like but for this it seems like they might yeah you have enough power for an ro filter yeah it. It's a nice touch. Also, if you get one, then your home appliances, if you live in a hard water area, which is a lot of the West, won't get fucked up by the calcification so much. Oh, that makes sense. I use a water softener in my well. Similar approach.

But I like reverse osmosis seems like it has some advantages. I never liked reverse osmosis because when I first was looking into it, I lived off grid. And reverse osmosis creates like it has some advantages. Maybe I'm not. I never liked reverse osmosis because when I first was looking into it, I lived off grid. And reverse osmosis creates a lot of wastewater. Yeah. And I was just like, all of this water was hard to come by.

Fuck that. There are some filters that have an activated charcoal element. Specifically the pesticide runoff and like industrial contaminants is something I have been really worried about in a couple of places I've been for work you know actually i was somewhat concerned about that on a recent trip the one in the one in panama but it's not so much pesticides there is human waste

and decaying human remains uh which is pretty rough and but in myanmar that was a big concern before we went there uh the msi guardian i think has an activated charcoal element, and so does the Camelbak inline filter. Oh, interesting. Just kind of a small one. Yeah, and what's really cool about that is a lot of them, you can't replace, because the activated charcoal, you can't backflash it in the same way that you can backflash a filter, right? Camelbak will sell you just the actual activated charcoal element

that you can then replace. I've got a few of them in a cupboard behind okay yeah but that that would be what to look for if you're but yeah don't be just boiling it or just filtering it and those are for like something like a soya they're great for rain water but if you're filtering water you want a fast flowing clear not a turbid or a stagnant water source or an industrially polluted water source a fast flowing clear not a turbid or a stagnant water source or an industrially polluted water source a fast flowing clear mountain stream great but like turbid stagnant water with industrial pollutants not so good that makes sense and so if you're listening to

this in ashwell or elsewhere i'm like i'm trying to think of what i'm like i'll probably i have some activated charcoal stuff but i don't like it as much because I don't like... I don't like disposable things. I'm like... Yeah. But I... Yeah, things that you can reuse are always better.

Yeah, but for certain threat models, especially if you don't have the power for reverse osmosis. Yeah, and it's not that expensive. Yeah. The MSR ones, actually, that's what the US military issues to some of its, like,

I guess, more special people. So sometimes they pop up on the surplus market pretty what the u.s military issues to some of it's like i guess more special people uh so sometimes they pop up on the surplus market pretty cheap okay yeah and they have a bomber warranty you can trash it and they'll replace it oh hell yeah i like that a lot of outdoors gear is like pretty like they'll stand by their products yeah i would well i keep wanting trying to pitch this story actually but yeah like i have an msr quilt this is not like an msr sponsored episode but i've used that shit on it's a very small very light but have an MSR quilt. This is not like an MSR sponsored episode, but I have used that shit on. It's a very small, very light, but like an ultra light quilt.

I've used that thing literally on almost every continent in the world. And just through like it's down and through like my body's greasiness, my inherent oiliness, gradually the down, even if you take really good care of it, right, the down gets packed in.

I had it for probably six years. I was fuck it this isn't working anymore let me see if they'll do me a discount a new one put in a warranty claim send it back and be like here's a new one just just sent me one that's cool yeah yeah no i like that more outdoor stuff i like people who stand by the shit they do yeah and, and they also fix stuff, which is cool. I like that. And they will ship you the parts to fix it, which I feel less wasteful when that happens. Yeah. So, with food,

this one's real simple. People were either glad they stockpiled food or they were sad that they hadn't stockpiled food. Yeah, that's an easy one. One friend immediately took about half her stash of freeze-dried foods to distribute out to friends and strangers.

Awesome. Most people I talked to did not have any real amount of backup power available to them. On any given street, I would pass only a few houses with generators running, which also, of course, takes gas or propane. Propane has the advantage of storing indefinitely. It has the disadvantage of being indefinitely it has the disadvantage

of being substantially more expensive per like kilowatt hour or whatever power yeah probably more bulky to to store right like per energy unit totally when i was off grid i used a dual fuel generator i actually took it down and i no longer have the generator and gave it to some folks but i had a um a gas propane generator and i ran it off of propane because it also was like cleaner on the engines you have to do less maintenance yeah but you know if i needed it all the time it was a backup to my solar if i had to run it all the time i would have used gas because it yeah anyway i talked with one homeowner with solar on his roof about how he hadn't sprung for the house battery because after all power in

the area never really went out for more than a day at a time right yeah i personally delivered two solar generators which just means like big old lithium batteries with inputs and outputs built in and those would be my personal primary recommendation for people who want to run lights and charge phones and things like that during power outages for a while. Yeah. While gas or propane generators, more useful for keeping heavy duty appliances going like fridges. Yeah. I also passed out a couple different like portable or luggable solar panel setups that can charge phones or other devices.

Sick. And there were some mutual aid folks going around and helping people with their solar setups. But overall, I didn't see as much of it as I expected. I expected to show up and there'd just be like outside the mutual aid stations, a big old foldable solar panel with a power brick. I think fewer people had that than I. Oh, wow.

So what are you doing? Go buy things. Oh, right. Because money is hard to come by. That's the reason. Yeah. You can make them yourself, save a little bit uh that way but be careful with big blocks of cells and shit yeah and like i'm always trying to price out the difference between

like i build my own solar setups yeah but i also like just get these solar generators sometimes until you're looking at like big systems the price difference is not as dramatic as you want you know because yeah because you're putting in a lot of time. Or even an inverter costs a fair amount of money. And so if you're building a big system, the inverter is worth the expense. But if it's a little system, the little thing that has a built-in inverter, it's going to be cheaper. And the charge controller.

Charge controller, yeah. I was recently building one out for leaving out for migrants or having in the bed of my truck. So when I run into people and they need to charge their phones, they can just do that without a truck being on. Yeah. I ended up shoving a bunch of 12-volt batteries in an ammo can and hooking it up to a bunch of USB ports on the outside of the ammo can

and then just bringing them home and charging them. That makes sense. Rather than doing a charge controller and it's not worth it. No, that makes sense. And honestly, like my van's off-grid setup is, home and charging them rather than doing a charge controller and yeah it's not worth it no that makes sense and honestly like my van's off-grid setup is i have the equipment to run it off my alternator or solar panels on the roof i just i have a fuck ton of batteries in my van so i just plug it in every couple of weeks and it's fine you know yeah yeah you end up doing i've tried a bunch of the different solar panels i use them them when I'm... There's a company

called Pale Blue that I used a decent amount. I left it with someone on a work trip because they needed it more than me. Yeah. Those are useful, but if you're really trying to run anything big, you need a lot more solar panel, then you're probably going to carry around on your backpack. That's what I think people don't quite recognize is that I used to have a pretty large array of 1200 watts and you know i had to go run hundreds of feet of cable to put that in a field and build like a whole structure to hold it and get it to the right angle and things like that yeah and even then in the winter i ran the generator and this is to keep my laptop and a little tiny a super efficient fridge going right and some other stuff right but like solar is not space efficient it's not going to do what you think it does because you know it's not

going to do what's advertised to do but it'll keep your cell phone alive yeah which is important or if you use a satellite communicator or something then you keep that charged yeah with gas one friend usually keeps her car half full of gas, but forgot that week because she'd been driving so much and started the crisis with only an eighth of a tank and was extra stuck. You need to have a gas can if you want to drive out of the city and get as much gas as possible, of course. You can store gas in a good container for a while, but it goes bad after three to six months. You store gas that way, so you should set an alarm for yourself. This is kind of telling myself. I have like gas cans where I was like,

oh, I should store some gas. And then I'm like, oh wait, how long has that one been there? Oh crap, now what am I doing with it? Yeah. You have to take it to real specialized places to deal with it. Yeah, it's hard to get rid of it once you let it go bad.

And so an empty gas can actually would have done people in Asheville a lot of good. A full gas can, even better, right? yeah but honestly full tank of gas in your car better in a full gas can empty gas can allowed people to leave and go get gas because they were not civilization didn't end civilization ended a 90 minute radius you know yeah so you can set an alarm for yourself if you're going to keep full gas and then you put it in your gas can tank and then you go refill it again and then you get annoyed about doing this and then you stop doing it and then an apocalypse happens and then you're really annoyed that you forgot don't ask me how i know just if you have the money to not let your vehicle get below half full you'll probably be fine you can get a long way on a tank well it's about when you have the

money is an important part yeah but at the end of the day, it does not cost you more money to keep your gas tank at half full. Right. No, it doesn't. Unless you're driving a long way to get the gas. But you're still driving the same amount. You're just stopping off a little more. Yeah. Empty gas cans ended up crucial.

And people who stored them were glad. And a lot of them were donated immediately. Volunteers collected gas cans and drove the three-hour round trip to fill them up with gas several times a day. You should learn the range of your vehicle. Newer cars will tell you automatically, but if not, it's not super hard to figure out your gas mileage. You have to look at your mileage when you fill it up and do some division and shit. And find out the size of your fuel tank and your gas mileage and you'll know whether or not you have enough gas to reach an area. Especially if you're doing disaster relief, you never want to do disaster

relief if you can't get out of the situation yourself, because then you're a fucking asshole, because then you are just actually another person who needs relief. Communications, as this show covered last week, were one of the hardest hit areas of preparedness in this crisis. There were ham radio operators doing stuff but a lot of my activist and anarchist friends with bow fangs which are these cheap ham radios struggled to get them to work well during the storm yeah due to the mountains water in the air lack of repeaters and frankly that ham radios are really goddamn complicated and not everyone has fully up on exactly how it works at that moment right yeah and this has put a fire under them to get better at it but especially in the mountains

repeaters need to be a part of a radio communications plan people with satellite phones are some of the only people in communication at the beginning i was curious about and did not find any information about whether or not the new iphone satellite texting i wanted to ask about that i i didn't find anyone who used it okay i found it to be less reliable than what i have is garmin in reach i pay for it yeah uh and it works real well used it in the derian gap i've used it again okay every continent apart from antarctica so you would say that the iphone doesn't replace the garmin in reach in terms of well the iphone only works in north america so for me and my model then absolutely not yeah like it didn't work in

panama um central america i guess so yeah no for me the in reach has been faster it's also another device that's not your cell phone yeah and like sometimes you know the device that you're playing angry birds on and then you run out of battery or whatever you know like yeah it's useful to have a device which is only for emergencies which lasts for two weeks if you charge it up yeah one i leave mine off and so yeah yeah yeah i mean if you're getting one for that purpose i would say that like the bigger inreach is better there's inreach mini and mini two again i used the mini for about eight years i think yeah i eventually destroyed it and got it warranty replaced with a mini two the bigger one allows you to type on the device the mini two

sending any kind of message without a cell phone to to do the input is a real bastard but this yeah it's just like uh remember when you used to do predictive text and you real bastard. But this, it's just like, remember when you used to do predictive text and you do like one was ABC, two, yeah. It's like that. Okay. Yeah, I have the inReach too. And I've only proof of concept of it.

I'm often driving around places where I could break that down in the middle of nowhere. Actually, I broke down yesterday about three miles from where I lose cell service in the mountains that I live in. Oh, that could have been rough. I know. I also broke down in an auto mechanic shop. I got real lucky with what was otherwise a real bad situation.

If you're getting an inReach Mini, this is my soapbox, don't trust the crappy little carabiner it comes with. Buy a small locking DMM makes a tiny locking carabiner. It's an important thing to lose it because you didn't want to spend 10 bucks on a carabiner it comes with. Buy a small locking DMM makes a tiny locking carabiner. It's an important thing to lose it because you didn't want to spend 10 bucks on a carabiner would be a bad day. You mentioned this. I'll end up doing this because I trust you because your user is more than mine. Mine just is like clipped to my hiking bag, but it hasn't. Yeah. Inherently an unlocking carabiner, you want to be using a locker for something that's like an essential safety. No, that makes sense. Threadlock the little...

Yeah. It uses, I think, a Torx or an Allen. Threadlock that bad boy in. Okay. You're good to go. I know that Starlink doesn't work very well during storms. There's this method of internet called Starlink that's owned by someone who I don't like and wouldn't like me because I'm a trans person. But Starlink is not incredibly reliable during storms

i know that because i live remote and use starlink i'm on talking on starlink right now it does not work great during storms but after the storm passed and when cell service was still out a restaurant with starlink was where many people first were able to reach their loved ones. That's cool. And so that is a thing to know. It is a fairly reliable service, frankly. Same deal in the Darien, actually. That's how migrants are first able to contact their loved ones and let them know that they're safe. Yeah. So that's an indigenous village where someone has a Starlink.

Unless you personally piss off a particular billionaire billionaire in which case he will personally turn it off for you yeah great everyone i talked to had a regular like amfm weather blah blah radio at home which is great yeah people should have radios in their homes radio was the main mechanism that the city used to broadcast information about various threats like evacuations of regions threatened by the destruction of dams or the contamination in the water however how you charge them is you know i fortunately had some d batteries in my van to give to someone because oh wow that's old school yeah no yeah some of my stuff i brought like in case someone i knew needed and some stuff i just like brought to give away yeah and my like stash of batteries was just like

came with me in case anyone needed you know yeah you can get wind up weather radios i have one yeah no totally that's actually i dislike most all-in-one gadgets for survival but the wind up radio with the little shitty solar panel is one of the ones that i'm like no that's they're 30 to 50 bucks and they work yeah and you don't need much power to listen to a radio you know no there are whole parts of the world where wind-up weather radios are how people get their information. Yeah, it makes sense. For travel, most people still got around by vehicle, just with limited gas,

though I saw more than the usual number of people walking or biking, pulling trailers or wagons. As a general rule, consider floodwaters to be impassable and do not attempt to drive through them. Interestingly, electric cars do better in floods than gas engines because if water gets into the air intake of a gas engine, the engine will

stall. And usually it's people with giant pickup trucks who overestimate the capabilities of their vehicles who go out and do this. When I got my truck and I was like, I'm a prepper, I'm going to get those like bull bars or the front cage things or whatever. Grill. And then I looked into it and I read about it and they just murder people. Yeah, as someone who rides a bicycle a lot, those things do not like.

It's already bad that pickup trucks are so gigantic, but if you add one of those things to the front of your car, front of your truck, you're just going to... And you have to think about it. Are you more likely to need to push broken down cars during the end of the world or accidentally hit a pedestrian with your vehicle that is taller than a child? Yeah. And I would guess for most people, including me, I am more likely to accidentally hit a pedestrian. So I ran that through my cost benefit analysis and I do not have one of those things on my

truck. Yeah. I could imagine a world is like low, low, low on my list of priorities. Like one day I'm going to get one and I'm going to keep it in my garage. And then it's like, and the world has ended and I'm going to put it on my truck in case I need to push cars out of the way. Yeah. With the 350 miles I can drive my truck before it's useless.

Yeah. Using all that gas that you stored. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That totally lasts a long time. Anyway, one of the problems with electric vehicles with flooding that I think we're starting to see, I think these videos were from Asheville, but I'm not certain, is that electric vehicles, if they are underwater for long enough, especially with saltwater, this is less of a North Carolina and more of a coastal thing. Yeah. The saltwater can cause fires if it hits the battery long enough. Don't drive through floodwater. And floods in the mountains are particularly fast moving as compared to like coastal area floods where the water might be still and staying around. Yeah. On the other hand,

fast moving floodwater goes away faster and on its own yeah so yeah with gravity don't cycle through it i've cycled through a couple of uh rivers uh once in iceland it just picked up the bike from underneath me and it like not an optimal situation actually to be swimming down a river chasing after a bicycle in Iceland. Yeah, I don't want to do that. Yeah, avoid. Famously warm place, Iceland. Yeah, only 100 kilometers from the nearest place I could re-warm myself. It was a great day. Roads were washed away in many places,

while many, many more were blocked by downed trees. Improper chainsaw use is one of the leading causes of injuries and disasters. Oh, I bet. Proper use of chainsaws has been absolutely essential although there were reports of people who self-rescued with with hand saws yeah and you know awesome yeah you got time and people and you got a hand saw and there's a tree in your way you can get through it yeah don't be like the uh the guy maybe margaret saw this didn't there's some like homesteader on oh god x.com who i've started uh war with yeah because he's he's lying he's not like i'm sorry this guy

they don't braid their hair both of them have long hair and they don't braid it yeah i do not believe that they work outside regularly if they don't braid their hair yeah your hair will get caught in shit and it'll just tangle it is not it. The reason rural people with long hair wear their hair in braids. Yeah. It's because it keeps it out of the way. Yeah. Yeah. I would say that if you have a saw, keep it in reasonable condition.

The old saw that's been kicking around your shed and it's rusty and blunt. Yeah. Likewise, the old chainsaw. So don't be dragging that out. Yeah. You haven't used it for a while. That said, one of the things I was expecting but wasn't true. Yeah. Because I brought down a generator that I didn't know if worked, right?

And I was like, what a jerk move. Because if I was going down to like, there's like 10 people and I'm like, don't worry, I'm here to rescue you. I've got a generator. I don't know if it works. That's not so great. Yeah, right. There's a hundred thousand people who live in Asheville.

There was the Asheville Tool Library and the Western North Carolina Repair Cafe holed up outside the Anarchist Bookstore fixing generators and chainsaws. Oh, awesome. Yeah. Hero shit. And it was great. Of all the various generators people brought, I was like, I don't know if this one works.

And they added gas and it worked. And so I was like, I brought the best shitty generator, you know? Yeah. But no, sometimes things can be handy. And knowing how to fix things yeah it's always useful and there are people around with more specialized skills you don't have to learn to do everything for example chainsawing is a specialized skill i own a bunch of devices that are scary and dangerous and some of them are guns and one of them is a table saw yeah and the

chainsaw is the most likely to hurt me. Yeah, for sure. And I've been to a chainsaw class. I'm very glad. Cutting a downed tree is an entirely different skill than cutting a live tree or a standing tree because of the way that tension works. And I cannot teach you this over,

well, you might already know it, but don't listen to a podcast to learn how to do it. Go to a class. Yeah. Pay someone to teach you and get the right protective stuff. Yeah, absolutely. Proper protective trousers and things. Yeah.

Also never cut up trees woven with power lines without asserting that the power line is dead. Yeah. As for how to ascertain it, I asked someone who was on a chainsaw crew how to ascertain it, and he didn't know. So they just avoid those ones. Yeah. I mean,'s power is not a joke yeah people have been reaching the more isolated communities out there by hiking by atv by dirt bike by helicopter and most famously by a string of pack mules there are a lot of ways that people

have been getting help to people this doesn't mean you need to go out and buy a helicopter no just get a bill you don't even need to Google how much a helicopter is, Margaret. I wonder how much a helicopter is. Anyway, and then there was one tool and tool set that a lot of my friends have that as of yet has had more or less no use in responding to this crisis. And that is guns.

Yes, I figured it might be. This is interesting for a few reasons. One is that North Carolina is a pretty gun-friendly state. It's also a pretty culture war-ass state. Yeah. Where I live in West Virginia, people don't... I mean, yeah, you see the Punisher skull every now and then or whatever, but overall, people are like,

I don't know, we're all just trying to live. You know? Yeah. In Western North Carolina, you have intense tensions between strong pockets of blue and red right and a lot of people on both sides that are armed i have a north carolina concealed carry permit myself i'm not anti-gun but it was not what was wanted or needed yeah if food stays scarce long enough down there i would expect some people might be

doing some out of season survival hunting, but I haven't even heard rumors of that yet. Yeah. There have been occasional rumors of robberies and the occasional rumors of Nazi activity in areas. And I believe both have happened. Yeah. But there has been nothing widespread. And so far, there hasn't even been a need for community defense organizations. By and large, the culture war is on pause. And I'm grateful. I like getting along with people. Yeah, no, it's much more fun than shooting at them.

Yeah, yeah. Like talk about shared interests, like guns instead of... Yeah, I've had some positive discussions with people who don't probably align with me because we both enjoy old guns. And this is not to say that firearms are not a useful skill set

for different threat models within the apocalypse, but it hasn't proved particularly useful so far in this particular crisis. And I think overall, I would put this as an overrated skill and an overrated tool. Yeah, and definitely an overrated way to spend arated tool. Yeah. And definitely an overrated way to spend a shit ton of money. Oh my God.

Yeah, no. One magazine of bullets is a movie that you could go see at a theater. Yeah. Or like a dinner. And I'm saying this, yeah, I'm looking at like, what's that?

One, two, three, four, like maybe 12 ammunition cans full of ammunition like mainly i buy that because i like to go shoot clay pigeons and uh then targets and stuff and i buy when it's cheap but also if you have a gun you should know how to use it otherwise you're dangerous yeah yeah like don't be uh don't be buying a gun and then loading it and storing it and not knowing how to use it then then you're a liability. Yeah. But like, I also have a bunch of lentils. And like, just in terms of preparedness, buy the lentils first.

Totally. More useful, way more useful in this circumstance. And this circumstance is more likely the most. And one thing, almost everyone I talked to was happy about. No one was sad about, just, this came up. Everyone was happy that they had extra to share. A random woman who showed up to get water at the anarchist bookstore saw it was happening and turned and told me like, oh, I have a chainsaw. I don't really use, should I bring it

here? And the answer is yes. And everyone is happy when we give things to each other. That's the, that's the thesis of the other podcast episode I did this week is that when you give things to each other. That's the thesis of the other podcast episode I did this week, is that when you give stuff to someone, it's good for both of you. You just literally are both happier. Yeah, without a doubt. And like, I remember when my house flooded, I think I was 17, 18, something like that.

My little sister and I were at home. And I remember at first being like, oh no, back in the day, we had a TV that was relatively flat. It was probably six inches thick still you know but we thought it was the shit and then being like oh no this tv that was so cool is being destroyed and then immediately being like my neighbors are in their 80s and fuck the tv yeah like and we got our neighbors and there was one house in our village it was on a hill

everyone in our village went to the house on the hill we had a great time yeah like we hung out and everyone was so much happier not having to go through that shit alone yeah and they would have been sitting in the house watching all their stuff wash away yeah we stayed there for a couple of days then we went home and it was fine well that's what i got i thought it was going to be 30 minutes and then i forgot i was going to talk about gear with my friend James where we both separately off mic often do this for hours at a time. Yeah. And so go out and get yourself

three days to three weeks worth of food and water slowly build it up. Go out and talk to your neighbors figure out who they are and it's going to be okay. Yeah. Main reason is going to be okay as we all die eventually anyway but like it's going to be okay. Yeah. We're going to be okay is we all die eventually anyway. But like, it's going to be okay.

Yeah. We're going to take care of each other as best we can. Yeah. That's what we do. Got anything you want to plug? I guess this is your podcast. Yeah. I mean,

participate in mutual aid anyway because then you have the structures to help yourself and other people when you need them. Yes. Like, if things went shit here tomorrow, I could communicate with my border friends

because we use ham radios and we could help one another because we already engage in the helping of people and we organize horizontally because it is better. And that way it doesn't matter if the person who is quote unquote in charge isn't here because no one's in charge. Yep, totally.

So do anarchism. If you want to support Asheville and the relief efforts there and the surrounding areas financially, there's a million different small organizations that could absolutely use your help. But the two that I think we've been shouting out a lot on the show, and I can personally vouch for very strongly, is Appalachian Medical Solidarity and Mutual Aid Disaster Relief. And both of those are volunteer organizations. All the money you send is going to buy people stuff. And if you are within a day's drive of Western North Carolina, there might be a hub collecting things. Don't bring them your old

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I guess, I don't know if formerly or better is the correct word, but sometimes also known as the ice must be destroyed girl. So I'm mad about this one, and with me is someone else who's extremely mad about the existence of ice which is james yep i'm here i'm mad as always i guess just another monday yeah this shit sucks this does suck yeah you know i i had this realization i get this on twitter a lot where i i've realized that there are people who don't know what ice is because they're like they're not from the US or they're like

yeah so ICE is Immigration and Customs Enforcement the shortest description of what they are is that they are one of the like four American border Gestapos yeah the number of agencies under DHS is fucking baffling they're constantly rebranding every time they

they have a scandal or they kill too many people. But yeah, ICE is kind of their flagship evil program. Yeah, and they do raids on fucking houses. They do raids on businesses. They suck. If you vaguely remember, there was a whole bunch of protests in 2018 over this stuff, and that was mostly anti-ICE stuff. Yeah, yeah if someone's getting deported it's ice for the most part doing it like yeah

they also run detention centers where people go you know they work with jeff bezos on deporting people oh my fucking god okay i i just remembered a story i i had i had a flashback to standing in a protest a very very large protest in 2018. This is one of the big pro-immigrant rallies. And in this fucking protest, I saw a thing for this group called Heartland Alliance. Now, people who probably don't

outside of Chicago probably don't know what this is, but the Heartland Alliance runs fucking child prison facilities for ICE. And they were at this protest against ice fucking it was the worst that shit was terrible you know this whole thing is all extremely bad but what we've been learning more details about recently is this program called citizens academies which is run by ice's homeland Security Investigations.

I didn't think HSI was under ICE. I thought HSI was a different branch of DHS. I might be wrong, but they used to be under ICE, as far as I know, and then they became HSI. Okay, I might be wrong about that, because the stuff that I was reading was saying that they are still part of ICE, but they might not be. It's also possible that it literally has gone back and forward multiple times in the last

like, because these bureaucratic things fucking suck. But HSI also does like, a lot of the times there's some of the people who like do like physically the people on the ground doing a raid will be HSI. Like fucking stormtroopers or whatever. Yeah, they do arrests. Yeah.

Often they appear in like these joint counter-terrorism tasks for task forces like when they especially when they're doing stuff with like drugs and that kind of thing yeah these civilian academies are i think really the the only way you could describe them even though this is not how it's being described really is that they're treating random people to like become death squads yeah it's what's interesting is like the protests that you talked about seem to have been the sort of reason that they started this program right yeah we need to rewind this a little bit because they started in the u.s as a reaction to those protests like specifically as like a pr thing but the original versions of these programs started in puerto rico under obama look we don't give obama anything like

enough shit right like fucking obama just like in terms of killing people in terms of deporting people fucked up human being yeah he was the deporter-in-chief and like yeah part of part of what's sort of brutal about about the obama administration was like a lot of his support had been from like the huge undocumented movement could like peak in like 2006 and he comes in on this and then just fucking deport everyone yeah as democrats do every time yeah we're seeing this again with biden right it's like it's the same sort of process. And under Obama, these programs start. They're specifically, as you're talking about, they're specifically supposed to be these training programs

that are supposed to be for community. And this is one of these things where it's like, this is what they say that it's for? And given what they're doing, I don't know how much I believe them. What they say that it's for is it's because there's been all of these anti-ICE things. Like, I mean, there's lots of people who now are like, don't say shit about ICE.

Like, AOC hasn't fucking said anything about abolishing ICE in like half a decade. Right. And she ran on that. Yeah, of course. Because of how powerful those social movements were. I mean, there's like Shane McEwee or whatever the fuck guy whose whole thing was abolished ice and then he became a democratic staffer and now he never talks about it again and he's like my absolute mortal nemesis like i will face at the end of days i will destroy his fucking traitorous

ass yeah many many many such cases but yeah like and i think probably peak like anti-ice sentiment was in the trump era right when people yeah yeah people started to look at immigration as the way that like people of immigrant communities and diaspora see it right which is this thing that tears families apart that destroys communities that rips children from their parents yeah and people obviously recognized it was bad and then biden got in and the Democrats had to do this, like, kind of cover your eyes and turn away thing where they continue to do the same shit. Kids in cages are good now. Yeah.

Kids in cages. Great. Democratic kids in cages. Incredible. What if no cages? What if we just leave them out in the fucking mountains and James's friend have to feed the beans all winter? Yeah. But the thing is, in 2017 in 2017 2018 it's not entirely clear

that the democrats are going to swing that way no and so you get these programs and what's interesting about them and so a lot of this is coming from that there's a very very good piece by barizio guerrero in documented who got a bunch of foia documents about this program and what they were actually doing yeah and and one of the things thatIA documents about this program and what they were actually doing. Yeah. And one of the things that he discovers about this is that it's like a lot of rich guys. Mm-hmm.

Like, some of them are, like, really rich. It's also, it's a lot of, like, bank employees. Yeah, that was a funny one, wasn't it? I guess kind of it got through, like, that little social circle or whatever. Yeah. And, like, there's a sort of feed-in program that that sends people into this and i actually i realized i had vaguely known about

these but didn't quite understand how bad it was because we didn't have a bunch of the documents we have now but this was a big thing in chicago in 2021 where there was supposed to open one of these things it's like like these training centers for these fucking people. Oh, yeah. And 2021 was still in Chicago. There was still like... There was still protest stuff going on because... I mean, there's

2020 hadn't quite faded yet and there was also our cops. We've talked about this a couple times on this show, but shot a fucking 14-year-old like... Yeah. It just fucking murdered him, him cold blood and the protests were bad enough that like even loy lightfoot was like like fuck this like this is this is trump ice stuff we can't let them do it this was back when these when like these people like the democrats were sort of pretending that they didn't like all of these like federal deportation machine things but the things that we have now are we have

the actual this is like i think one of the probably most valuable part of this whole thing is that we actually have a bunch of the documents now of what they were showing people yeah i'd love to see the fucking foyer fight for this because i have foyiled the department of homeland security a lot and getting any like i have a foyer out right now regarding the um cbp1 and the fact that it doesn't work on non-apple phones and that they very clearly know this right like if i know it they know it and i would love to know if that was from the outset that they knew and they just didn't give a fuck like i would like to see those emails regarding it doesn't work on samsung uh i think i think they got it from a court

order okay so they they went to court to get yeah yeah every like people freedom information act is great it only works if you have a lawyer who's prepared to sue over it like that is the especially with dhs you're just not, like... Yeah. I've got stuff so far in 2020. They'll just kick it down, can down the road. Like, yeah,

I'm not going to get it. But yeah, kudos to them for doing it. Yeah. It's so hard. If you are a First Amendment lawyer, hit me up. Yeah.

But, okay, so the shit that's in this, one of these things, the first page of this is maybe the most deranged chart I have ever seen in anything. Which is, it is a picture of a naked human body. It's the friends in back of it, right? And they've labeled all of the parts of the body by, and they've been, so we only have a black and white version of this.

But they've been labeled by how effective it is to hit someone there with a baton yeah yeah and they're like green in the actual document they're green yellow and red i guess uh and then it says like reasoning for the red one i'll just read it highest level of resultant trauma injury tends to range from serious to long lasting rather than temporary and may include unconsciousness serious bodily injury shock or death so i guess like it's saying like don't hit them in the in the red area uh no that's the thing that's the thing they're not saying that they're just saying these are your options yeah is it so part of this is supposed to be part of like a force escalation thing but the point of this is that it is actually like they're trying to explain force escalation and their thing is that like

yeah you actually can do this but you can only do this if you're in like the highest level of force escalation or whatever okay any of you have ever been around a cop you know when those people jump to the highest level of force escalation at like yeah a fucking again we we have literally seen an acorn drop and it caused people to do this. Right? And so what they're teaching these people, this is like I think genuinely horrifying. It's like, yeah, they are teaching these people the specific technical details of

how you fucking maim someone with a baton. Yeah, I'm into reading the force escalation. And they actually did physical training, right? I think they did weapons training. I think they did a bunch of simulation kind of exercises and then if you um if you scroll down this is like a powerpoint for those listening at home uh they gave an overview of like use of force to include a bunch of supreme court cases i think they're supreme court cases are certainly yeah

supreme court cases about use of force none of these apply to you as a civilian you know like unless you're a sworn law enforcement officer i guess i'm not entirely sure like what the use case for civilian baton training is aside from like well i mean my guess and this is the way i've been like sort of looking at this program is that this is a thing partially being designed for PR, but it's partially also being designed to create parabilitaries that if you're in a situation like 2020, but about the border, for example, you suddenly like actually i guess it is funnily enough like we are we have the only two of the four hosts who didn't end up having to deal with fucking bortak getting deployed in portland in 2020 but bortak is border patrol's like swat teams yeah basically yeah their stated reason is like oh so this is this is so you understand what it's like to like be one of these people how hard it is to be a cop and like i think the actual reason again is so that you could you're training a bunch of people who you can just sort of call up and be like we need a bunch of people to come like

fucking obliterate a bunch of like protesters or whatever or help them do mass deportations yeah which is another thing because like part of what this too, is like they're teaching them to do like raids on houses. Right. And like how to how to like physically fucking deport people. So this is like Trump era ice, which were there were discussions of how many people can we deport? How much will it cost? How easy will it be? Yeah.

And like right now, like Trump is like his big one of his big things is mass deportations. But I think people don't realize that the only reason that this stuff didn't happen under Trump was that pushback to it was so enormous. Yeah, that like there are Democrats now who are screaming about the border, who in like 2018 were like sanctuary cities. Ice can't do raids here. And sometimes that was sure. Sometimes it wasn't. But like there was real systemic pushback to this. And I think we're heading to a place

where there isn't the kind of reaction to this anymore, where this can get really, really scary really quickly. These are the kinds of programs that you would need in order to just do actual mass deportations. Ice doesn't have enough people. They have a lot of people

but they don't have enough people to deport like several million people you need people like this yeah and the scale of this program was kind of small but it's something that can be scaled up right yeah to train extremely large numbers of people like fairly quickly yeah you know what it reminds me of Mia products and services that support

this podcast it does yeah of me products and services that support this podcast it does yeah all right i hope you enjoyed this products and services we're back let's go to like the other thing they were fucking doing oh yeah there's more jesus wept so i want to quote from the article yeah quote documents also contain presentations on how to shoot a gun point at targets and stand Oh yeah, there's more. Jesus wept. I want a quote from the article. Yeah. military the training also included isis guidelines for use of force encompassing deadly force one presentation suggests yelling drop the gun as potential cover when employing lethal force against someone so they're telling and this is specifically supposed to be a thing like oh if you're in plain clothes like you fucking yell police and yell drop your gun and then you shoot them and this is how you get away with it so like they're they

are straight up teaching people how to murder people like how to get away with murder that's what's happening here yeah wild yeah the uh like the government's offered firearms trading for civilians like that's kind of what the nra wasn't a government initiative but like yeah this is not that this is not like no i would broadly be in favor of the government funding free gun safety classes for people because i've seen some shit with uh you know like that would be one of the useful things yeah but this is not that no and like and like the reason those specific classes like don't look like that anymore is because and i've talked about this in in some of the episodes on mlk assassination is like well yeah when the government taught a bunch of people

how to use rifles those people use those rifles to like fight the cops in the streets right yeah so now they're all this insane shit that's like teaching people how to get away with murder of their cop or like I want to read a powerpoint slide from that thing because it's the most deranged thing

I've ever seen have you read the Graham versus Connor one because it's one of the more powerful uses of passive voice I've ever seen oh no I haven ever seen. Have you read the Graham versus Connor one? Because it's one of the more powerful uses of passive voice I've ever seen. Oh no, I haven't seen that yet. Let me read that while you look for yours. This one is just incredible instance of cop speak. Graham, diabetic, asked friend to drive him to convenience store for juice.

Good cop sentences here. Ran in and out of store, officer observed the suspicious activity. What suspicious activity, dear listener? I don't know we're left to imagine investigative stop made and graham was handcuffed by whom doesn't say weird graham received multiple injuries during the encounter with police like someone gave him the fucking injuries was it the cop it's just an incredible use of passive voice here throughout yeah there's this great tweet that was like the u.s has a a passive voice and an active voice and a special exonerative voice it's only used for shooting yeah that is real it gets the exonerative voice yeah. Israel's in the greater cop nation.

Yeah. Yeah, like, also, one of the things that I don't think people understand about the Supreme Court is, like, if you think that, like, Supreme Court rulings about abortions are bad,

like, and they are, right? But, like, if you think those things are bad, look up the Supreme Court cases about police use of force, you will get, you will get

9-0 decisions with, like, all of, like, fucking, like, fucking Thurgood Marshall We'll be signing on to like a nine Oh thing where he says that cops have the right to just like shoot you in the back of the head because if they couldn't Shoot you in the back of the head like that you the police couldn't function. It's it's fucking deranged like the kind of shit They have okay. I want to read I want to read this slide. It's amazing. It's just in giant letters.

It says survival. And then there's like bullet points. And the bullet points are never give up. Never concede defeat. I will not die this way. I must go home to my family. How you trade is how you will fight. I'm just imagining the person who I go to at the bank when I need to take out large amounts of cash to go on one of my work trips,

learning that I will not die this way. Okay, so that's basically what I have about this program, other than the bleak note that on a PR level, these people won, right? They didn't win because of anything they did. They won because the Democrats decided that they fucking hated immigrants and because views of integration are largely driven right they didn't win because of anything they did they won because the democrats decided that they fucking hated immigrants and because views of integration are largely driven by by party

politics are driven by what your party tells you about immigrants like yeah all the support that had been built in the late 2010s has evaporated and yeah even like i did a thing for my patreon yesterday that just then made me think of this. Like I was trying to just do a sort of listing of Joe Biden's immigration policies, right? From 2021 to present and like 2021, 2022, I was selling stories to NBC, to slate, to the nation, right? About Haitian migration, about title 42, about remain in Mexico, about special immigrant visas for Afghans. And after 2022, you don't even get a response to your email. You know, the same shit keeps happening.

2023 is the end of Title 42, right? It's when we see the beginning of outdoor detention, arguably the most heinous shit that the Biden administration has done. And it's done some pretty heinous shit. I mean, genocide is worse, evidently. But on the border, this is the worst. Yeah, some of it's done some pretty heinous shit i mean genocide is worse evidently but on the on the border this is the worst yeah but some of its worst domestic policy and you just can't tell stories literally every time i post about this on twitter people will be like what the fuck why

didn't i read about this because an editor made a choice that they didn't matter that the people out there in the cold the wind of the rain didn't matter and that they don't have rights because aoc or joe biden or kamala harris decided that that was how it was going to be and apparently every corporate media outlet just kind of stepped in line and went yeah fuck him we don't care anymore yeah it's pretty bad yeah they've achieved their stated aim and they're now moving on to their unstated aim which is mass deportation all right we're back everything i know about the program that you were about to talk about comes from you and that is yeah oh boy it's not good all right so i'm gonna read you a small story yeah and then we're going to talk about whether or not it's a good idea All right. So I'm going to read you a small story, Mia, and then we're going to talk about whether or not it's a good idea for the Border Patrol to have programs for children.

Okay. I'm going to give a content warning for sexual assault of children. Just in case you don't want to listen to this. In August of this year, Aaron Mitchell, a former CBP agent, was found guilty of a federal civil rights violation and also kidnapping. On April the 25th, 2022, in Douglas, Arizona, Mitchell found a 15-year-old girl waiting for school to begin. And for this next part, I'm just going to read directly from the Department of Justice presser. He introduced himself as a law enforcement officer and asked

for her papers. Next, after flashing his police badge and credentials mitchell ordered the child into his car and explained that he was taking her to the police station instead mitchell drove the car miles away from her school pulled over and restrained her hands and feet with two pairs of handcuffs the victim testified that after being handcuffed the defendant told her to do everything he said because he didn't want to have to hurt her i'm not going to describe the next part in detail he repeatedly sexually assaulted this young woman in his apartment then returned her to the middle school where he had abducted her and reminded her not to tell anyone fortunately she immediately reported the abduction to her friends family members and multiple law enforcement agencies during an interview with the police the defendant exclaimed exclaimed that the victim had

better hope i don't get out of here which is an insane thing to say when you're being interviewed by the police yeah he also googled several times for how long does it take to smother someone and he googled a lot about sexual assault how to stop someone from screaming it's some of the darkest shit you're ever gonna read yeah oh my god this is one of the relatively few instances of a border patrol agent actually being convicted of sexual assault sexual assault is a massive fucking problem in the border patrol and the fact that it's such a big problem and people get away with it is why we get shit that is horrific like the incident that i've just related to you right yeah in 2019 i don't remember this but there was a pro publica thing about this

facebook group which had 9 500 agents in it the facebook group they posted videos of migrant deaths dead children and rape fantasies as well as doctored images including images of aoc at the time carla provost the border patrol chief condemned the group as inappropriate shortly thereafter the intercept revealed that she had been a member of it for years yep just classic stuff right yeah border patrol has consistently failed to hold its officers to account for rape yeah like if you want to read more about this jen bud she's been on the show before is is the person to go to about this i'm also going to include in the show notes links to a

story about a border patrol agent who was sexually assaulted at the academy which i know is a thing that it's not unique to her this is a. Border Patrol is 95% male at this point. They call the women the fierce 5%. It's probably the most gender biased of the federal agencies. Border Patrol agents, by and large, do not do well around women. This is something I've observed. This is something other volunteers have observed. It's such a masculine masculine agency i guess and they just don't encounter

women in a professional capacity very often so i think with this in mind i want to talk about the border patrol explorers right it's a youth program that teaches kids the skills of a patrol agent from as young as 14 jesus fucking christ yeah what's really weird there's been very little coverage the two places i would send people these will be in the notes would be molly music write a really good piece in the nation and todd miller's book border patrol nation which is a book that everyone should read i think uh really like details the beginning of how border patrol became what it is today those are really two of the very few places you'd read about it the training that they do is insane they'll learn firearms drills

they learn to do checkpoints they learn to make arrests i'm going to read from an interview from molly music's piece fabian explained why his post would practice shooting. Sometimes, and then this is in parentheses, undocumented migrants are not compliant when we find them, he said. They paid all this money to get here, to start another life. They're just not going to give up when they see us. Some would fight back. Some would be compliant. Maybe they tried to kill you or threaten you.

Sometimes they pick up an element, a rock lying around, anything, and that can be used to kill you. This is not the stuff that 14-year-olds should be reckoning with, right? Yeah, this is also like... I know people have done the, like, connect the border to Palestine thing so much that it's, like, hackneyed. But, like, that is straight up... That could be lifted from a press release, like, from the IDF about why they shot someone. Yeah. And it's like,

you shouldn't be teaching anyone this. You especially shouldn't be teaching 14-year-olds that someone might throw a rock at them and that's a reasonable way to pull out a gun and shoot them. Yeah, like if you back that into your mind at 14,

I would argue that makes you very unsuitable to carry a gun in public later in life. Kids start out by doing this kind of bootcamp style academy. And then they pretty much begin doing stuff like drill, PT. They practice conducting vehicle stops and tracking. Border Patrol, on their website, they claim to have more than 700 explorers,

spread over 28 posts around the country. It's very hard to find anything about them. It's not something that they talk about a great deal you have to sort of apply i looked at how one would apply this one is san ysidro right you sort of fill out this form and you get some kind of clearance and then i'm guessing they're checking that people are eligible to be like hired by border patrol right but if there is data on how many of these kids go on to be hired by bp i haven't found it but i did find one i think this is again from molly music's piece one extremely amusing incident the douglas arizona

chapter of the explorers teamed up with a local high school drama club and they had the kids play migrants in role play scenarios yeah yeah jesus christ many of these people will themselves be like first generation or like this country cannot be allowed to continue yeah imagine like what are we doing at school today oh the theater kids are gonna get arrested by the the border patrol kids jesus christ some of the theater kids got really into character uh one of them cried i guess several of them managed to avoid arrest and give the young agents the slip and then they got told by by the agents overseeing the exercise that they'd done it wrong because they'd outsmarted the junior cops there's a story i can't i can't remember what

fucking town it was in like the 50s that uh the army was running these like infiltration drills where they would like to have a town and they talk to people the town they'd be like okay we're gonna like unleash like a communist subversive agent into the town and then you're gonna help the army capture them and instead what happens everyone just hid the agent because it was funny i just had a great time like hiding him around and stuff oh yeah it reminds me of that that is the american spirit it's it's the people of douglas arizona we salute you one of the things i found really interesting in in the molly music piece was this idea of like defensive asylum only being for criminals so it seems like the students learned this very binary immigration law where defensive asylum which is when you claim asylum as a defense against being deported yeah it's only for people who are criminals versus affirmative asylum is for the

people who like really need it or whatever we fast forward making an affirmative asylum claim is extremely difficult right now yeah you know i spoke a hundred people who wanted to come to this country in the Darien. Every single one of those people told me that they wanted to use CBP1, that they wanted to do it the correct way, that they wanted to wait their turn and do an interview. But every single one of those people is now reckoning with the fact that if they can make CBP1 work on their phone, they will wake eight or nine months in Mexico. That is not a safe place.

If you're a woman on your own, God forbid, if you're a trans woman or a gay person, aside from within certain communities, it's not a safe place. I think Mexico is the second highest rate of killings of trans people anywhere in the world. I think Brazil is maybe more. Yeah, Brazil I think is the highest. I don't know if that's like raw numbers because Brazil is a bigger country or if it's like... of trans people anywhere in the world yeah i think brazil is maybe more yeah brazil i think it's the highest i don't know if that's like raw numbers because brazil is a bigger country or if it's like yeah it's just a population yeah my memory is that it's the rate but i i'm not 100% sure either way that people who are coming to be safe or not to be in a place where they're in danger and that is what they face right and so undoubtedly some of those people who wanted to come the right

way will cross between ports of entry they will surrender themselves to border patrol and if they get a chance to file for asylum at all because it's it's a shout test now but there are numerous incidents that i've seen described in court cases of people doing what sounds to me like asserting an asylum claim and not having a chance to then make their case if they do at all it'll be defensive asylum yeah right and these are the people who are like textbook asylum cases you know like i'm a trans person in a place where that might well be punishable by death de facto if not de jure right i am a political dissident in a country where my political views would be a reason to kill me i am a woman from iran who doesn't wear hijab niqab whatever you know like these are like

why asylum exists there are lots of people who deserve our help who are not covered by this little bucket so we put people in to for asylum but even people who are, who falls slap in the middle of what your average Midwestern liberal dad would be like, yeah, that's an asylum case. We should help that person. They have to come and they file a defensive asylum. And that's what we're teaching, I guess, these Border Patrol kids that these are the quote-unquote bad guys.

And they're not. And yeah, they're doing this over 28 posts. It's just one. I read a terrible account of a young woman who was sexually abused by a cop in a police explorer program. These explorer programs go all across law enforcement. They are administered by the Boy Scouts of America. They have a serious problem with abuse of young people a serious

problem and it seems like it's not getting i mean it does get some coverage like there's this this piece about um the agent in douglas got some coverage right the piece about this this cop but like i mean look this country's we still have the catholic church just because people abuse kids doesn't mean they get shut down but like yeah i don't don't don't send your kids i guess you're listening to this you're quite unlikely to send your kids to be junior cops but like i get young people living in small towns on the border who don't have many economic opportunities like i know those towns i spent a lot of time in those towns and i get the guys who join border patrol they have big trucks they have nice houses, right?

It's one of the few areas of economic opportunity. I get that. None of that is worth having your kid abused. And I'm not saying that, of course, all of these programs result in child abuse. They don't. But law enforcement explorer programs absolutely have a problem with child abuse. Yeah.

Yeah. There was a whole thing in the last couple of years about this happening in detention facilities in in chicago or they're not even attention facilities things that were supposed to be like migrant housing if that got reported yeah weirdly weirdly the chicago press has actually been pretty good on immigration stuff but it's literally solely because they hate brandon johnson and brandon johnson's the one running it and because of this, we've actually gotten a bunch of good coverage of it. Yeah, reporting the accident.

Yeah. Yeah, many such cases. But yeah, like the culture of Border Patrol is not one that you want to be introducing a child to. Yeah, absolutely not. You know, I would really encourage people to read Todd's book, Border Patrol Nation. Like he talks about this use of,

they invented a new slur, which, you know, is cool. Good for them for expanding the english language i guess it they call people tonks oh yeah yeah it's a noise that makes when you hit someone on the head with your torch your flashlight yeah yeah just uh really great stuff some of the worst people who've ever lived yeah don't don't volunteer to be a cop don't do it for money either like that's what i got for you yeah yeah i think i think that's all we've got for today yeah shit fucking sucks i don't know we gave you we gave you some less depressing episodes but yeah now we're back we've ruined

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that grew out of just a natural passion for coffee, which you will hear me gush about later. But I think I'm going to back into this topic with, back that thing up, with the story from a few years back. See, a few years back, I had a chance to put out a poetry book called Terraform, Building a Livable World. And Terraform also had four musical EPs, seven song EPs called The Sky, The Soil, The People, and The Possibility. And while I was working on The Soil, I had a chance to partner with one of the, I mean, really, it's like, I don't know if there's a better roaster in America called Onyx, believe it or not, in Northwest Arkansas. And in a collab sort of coffee release we were doing in partnership with mirror which is a drinkware company i'm also an ambassador for we had a chance to go to columbia and if you've if

you've been to south america or anywhere close to the equator it's i mean you're walking into the avatar you know minus the aliens it's this raw sort of earth that us in the northern hemisphere it's just colors of green that you just can't imagine that like our our pantones have yet to match the type of green in a forest that has to be a certain amount of miles above sea level for it to grow coffee so we fly into bogota we go about an hour and a half outside of the city which normally when you go to origin it's like you have to like take a rickety helicopter or traverse 12 hours into you know an african jungle which is like not the most plush riding but it's just it's this beautiful south american you know colombian road and then you go up this this small sort of windy road and while it's sunny beautiful i don't know what the combination of indigenous African European settlers that just made whatever combination of human made these Colombians so beautiful.

But there's not. I mean, everyone's beautiful. It is the most off-putting how gorgeous every human is there. Along with this plush green, you come over this hill and because of the way that this farm we're going to is set inside in between in a small valley that's about 4, five thousand feet above sea level there's this beautiful fog that lays over the top of this just gorgeous gorgeous rainforest right there's a grape vineyards there's a few of those there's avocados there's all these just beautiful multi instead of a monoculture monoculture is a farm of just one thing this is a multi-culture place that this crew called La Palma El Tuacan that's who I was with and all this beauty and vegetation that I'm describing apparently 12 years ago was not a thing. This place was the textbook like cartoonish level example of deforestation where all of this natural beauty was cleared out for cattle raising and the land was dead. But you would never guess. You would never guess that this was ever an issue.

Because what I'm looking at is Narnia. So this group of local born and raised brothers came up with a business plan and started restoring this land. I can't overstate the before and after picture. Like the land was dying. overstate the before and after picture like the land was dying them with their regenerative like you know farming practices made this a rainforest again that is now growing some of the best coffee on earth so anyway we come in there it's beautiful just there are no words to express how beautiful this is i have a song called the soil is sacred that i shot the video at that farm so if you want to just go ahead and peep that peep that to understand this place this place is not only just a coffee farm it's

also a bike trail adventure place it's a hotel you stay in these bungalows that are like up on sticks and then the shower is outdoors just covered around bamboo sticks that like keep the thing and it's got like the uh what i what we like to call the anti-black shower heads you know those are the uh i don't know if y'all know this because black people don't always like to wet our hair in the shower we wash our hair much less than y'all do but if you got that uh waterfall head, then that means we got to tilt our heads back a little bit or make sure we got a shower cap. Cause I don't know if you know any black women, but you don't, don't wet my hair in the shower anyway, but you're showering out there and this just beautiful, you're in the rainforest. You can hear the animals. It's just

the, this gentle breeze is blowing. And then around 1130, the fog kind of clears out. You get to sit down. You're having some breakfast. That's just chopped up papaya and mango that they grew right there. Right. I can see the mango tree. It's right there. And then they'll fry up some plantain from the plantain tree right there.

Scrambling up with some eggs from the chicken nest right there. Right. Just it's a dream. And as we're talking, as we're moving through this thing, the man that that runs it, who like I wish I could have his baby. It was just the most gorgeous human I've ever seen. Just flowing, flowing coiffed hair, speaking English and Spanish. The guy could play seven instruments at some point while we're cupping coffee. The dude breaks into a bachata and then some cumbia. And he's just singing these Colombian folklore songs while flipping over a bucket and playing drums.

It's just like you're in a movie you're in a movie and then he casually drops yeah we only got 27 more of those i was like 27 more what he goes oh yeah part of the mission of this farm is if we don't do something there is 27 harvests left i was like of what he goes of topsoil coffee's gonna go extinct in 27 years to him talk about the the possibility of a world without coffee how we got here and what people are doing to hopefully save the glorious being all right i feel like coffee is like the perfect analogy the perfect one-to-one ratio for the ways for which the global north has treated the global south specifically black people but by and large just it's the perfect metaphor for the raping and pillaging of resources including people

that has happened across the world so coffee originates solely from ethiopia okay so it's already it's it's black this is the early 1500s legend is that some sheep farmers saw that their sheep were going crazy like just mad mad energy after they had ate a particular cherry because again coffee is a cherry which is actually a very delicious cherry you know and the bean inside is not the bean it's the pit or the seed that's inside of the coffee cherry so yeah legend is like that's how they figured it out like dang they eat these uh these cherries and then they go crazy like i wonder if that's going to give us strength to you know so it's originally discovered in ethiopia ethiopia is the only natural place that coffee grows and every other coffee bean across the world was propagated from the Ethiopian

one. It only grows between the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn along the equator. That is the only place that it naturally grows, but because of climate change and because of, you know, GMO and genetically modifying and all these different things that we've done with cross breeding and stuff like, you know, we've been able to grow it in in regions that aren't naturally the temperature and elevation that they naturally grow in there are many different varietals of what we call that's what they're called varietals of this particular cherry or plant but overall you can break the species of coffee plant into three types so you have typica which most people don't drink,

unless like if you have a coffee farm that you actually export from, like a lot of times the Typica stuff is just the stuff that you keep for yourself. Like most coffee farmers have never actually tasted their best coffee because you ship that off to the rest of the world to make your money then there's robustica which is like what most of the um like instant coffee is made from really a lot of the world actually drinks that but it's a it's an acquired taste like when you go through south america like i know when i went to my uh grandmother-in-law's house like she you know she boiled the water with the canela the cinnamon sticks and poured instant coffee in there. And like as much of a coffee snob as I am, I'm like, that's the best.

That's one of the best cups of coffee I've ever had in my life. You know, people always ask me, what's the what's the best cup of coffee you ever had? And I'm like, honestly, it's the one in your hand. That's the best cup. I feel like there's like a bell curve where it's like you discover it. Then you hit this level of snobbity. Then you become like a like a new christian about it and you're just like one of the evangelized and tell everybody and then you become just like a theological snob and you're just like uh are you putting cream like full extraction or die death over decaf like you would become that dude and then you just come over the other end of that hump and you're just like dude it's just coffee man you know so yeah so that's robustica which like i said most of the

world actually drinks that and then the specialty level the one that most of us are used to drinking now is called arabica and it's kind of like it's the top tier based on whatever subjective scale we use to say what is the best coffee. But the fertile band, as what we call it around the coffee industry, is this band that kind of belts around the equator. So that's why in Central and South America, in certain parts of Africa and in Asia, america in certain parts of africa and in asia coffee can naturally be grown it takes a particular elevation right and you can even follow the transatlantic slave trade you could follow the transatlantic slave trade by following the distribution of coffee how coffee got to the america's transatlantic slave trade anyway there used to be this beef between ethiopia and yemen as to like who made coffee first because without getting too much into nerdery, I want to stay in the narrative here.

But coffee first from Ethiopia went to Yemen. And the argument with the Yemenis is that they were the ones that grounded it and made it into a hot drink. So that's their argument that the Ethiopians didn't do that first. But anybody who really knows it is like, dude, it originates in Africa. I'd be willing to bet, too, that if you kind of have developed somewhat of a palate for like a good clean cup of coffee, you would probably feel like Ethiopian beans are the best. And mostly it's just because like, well, that's where it's from. well, that's where it's from. And they have like at least a hundred year headstart in cultivating how to make a bomb bean.

As a fun aside, if you get your hand on a Yemenese bean, it's a flavor profile you've probably never had in your life. That's why if you ever go to a place and they have like a Yemenese geisha, it costs so much because Yemen has been,

with the Houthis and such like that, have been locked into this civil war, funded by America, Saudi Arabia, and Iran. You know, let's tie it all together, guys. That's what I'm saying. It's a metaphor for everything. Why coffee can't get exported out of Yemen is because of this civil war.

It costs so much to get coffee out of Yemen because of these, you you know wars funded by western countries anyway so from yemen it got to turkey you know this is around the time of like when the islamic world was really the superpower of the planet you know with people like averroes you could do your little history on that. And just all of the most beautiful libraries, science, history, algebra, math, philosophy was all coming from the Muslim world. And it was through the Muslim world that coffee got to Europe. So at first Europe wouldn't drink coffee because they thought it was Muslim. That's what the dirty little brown folks is doing, right?

Until it got to Belgium, which is one of the funnest stories to me, again, as coffee remaining this metaphor for the suffering of people of color everywhere. So anyway, remember, Europe is a place for tea, but you know, they got their tea from India. Anyway, so one of the archbishops in Belgium was presented this coffee thing. And because it was brought to Europe by the Muslims, the people there thought they couldn't drink it.

So this bishop was like, I don't know, let me try it. So I don't know, this might be folklore. But he drinks this coffee and he says, now I'm not going to quote him directly. This is the part that I think is folk. This happened. But this is the part that says folklore. He was like, uh, if this is evil, let's baptize it because we can make it for good. He was like, this too delicious to let let go why should the devil get all the good drinks you know i'm saying i'm trying to drink good too we could drink unto the lord all things was made for his glory including this coffee there used to be this argument over which one was better

for you coffee or tea they even did this test with these prisoners where they gave one of them all coffee and the other one all tea to see who would live longer and of course since that is like the least scientific thing you could do possible you know even if the guy that coffee lived longer it don't matter because it's not real science anyway i personally am very thankful that coffee got to Europe because again, something that was discovered and came from black people for which we're willing to share freely, like our music, like our slang, like our style of dress, you're welcome. You know what I'm saying? But don't act like this, your house, you could put your flavor on it and we could all enjoy because it was the Scandinavian countries that figured out light roasting and a lot of the nerdery for like the third wave specialty coffee that you,

that you see now that you're right. That's from Europe. Italy did not discover coffee. Italy did espresso. I'm thankful for that, but they were only able to do espresso because of the labor of people of color in the global south you follow my metaphor here coffee got to the americas via the slave trade but if you can just look at a map the jungles in angola and the jungles of brazil are the same jungle there's just an ocean in between it so of course when the af Africans got there, they would recognize the soil and be able to grow the same things. Are y'all following me? We're talking about a industry that makes $460 billion globally every year and less than 1% goes back to Africa. Less than 1%

actually goes to those that actually grow the product. Are you following me on this metaphor? Coffee has its own stock market because it's a commodity. It's called the C market. It fluctuates like that. You know when you look on a bag and it says fair trade and direct trade? Let me tell you what that means the price per pound for coffee per pallet is set at what they call a fair trade price so there's a coffee commission that sets what is a fair amount for that coffee so you're supposed to it's like a fair market value for a house you know who sets that germany here's the problem with that germany can't grow coffee how are y'all setting up for a farm to be considered organic or meeting specialty cops somebody a farmer in kenya oh they died gotta fly somebody from germany

down to their farm for them to test their soil to tell them that their soil was healthy enough to tell these people from germany it can't grow coffee you i this this was so that's fair trade is if germany says that this price is right direct trade is when me the american buyer goes to the farmer themselves and i asked the farmer how much is it i direct traded with them the farmer tells us now why i partnered with Onyx and all the other people that you see me partnering with. First of all, is because whatever that price is, what Onyx does is they'll pay 30% more. So that's to guarantee. Not only is this a price that the farmer said, we're going to pay you even more than that. There's an understanding of value in the fact that we don't have an industry without

you. And sometimes I work at this other crew called Beck's 360, which I'm going to talk about a little later at the end of this. I'm saying these are ways for you to be able to say, because everyone should be able to drink coffee. These are ways for which you could say, I am not being a part of the problem in these ways. I could be part of the solution. But yes, a billion-dollar industry created on the backs of brown folk, controlled by white folks. I'm just saying, it's a metaphor. Billion-dollar industry.

When's the last time you walked into a coffee shop and thought, wow, this is something invented, harvested, and nurtured by people of color? No, you don't think that. People think Italy. It's such a metaphor. And now because of harsh conditions, erosive topsoil and abusive practices, we only got 27 harvests left. Now let's get to the science and things we can do. All right, let's go to some sort of ad break, right? How do y'all do them at It Could Happen Here?

Am I supposed to do some sort of like speaking of situation? I don't know. So, I think the best way to get into the the science of it all is to maybe think about it through just the supply chain period for centuries the coffee plant or even farm have been just local indigenous rainforest living families it's your your And I, I know this from my own experience. This is like your grandparents' house. Like you inherit this farm, you know, or you inherit this plot of land and you got a couple of coffee plants in the back. Now us being, you know, in a neoliberal globally connected late stage capitalistic society how do you get that commodity if we're not growing them

in the heartland of america well because we can't number one we have to create a supply chain and the supply chain is just as industrial as every other thing is so from the origin you have a green buyer and the green buyer is essentially the middle person. So that person has all the relationships with the farms. So they create these relationships with these farms. Usually depending on your relationship with that green buyer is you, you take orders from them that sometimes depending on how big or small that green buyer is, some of those are like multi-state multi-country like big old corporations that you know go across the world and they swoop up and uh walmart of it all and like just like

buy up all these small farms now some of these places some of these green buyers own the farms because they bought them from the indigenous populations and others are like no we just have relationships and we pay like i explained before fair, fair market value, fair trade. And then I, on the other end, like, let's just say I'm, you know, I will use my own company, Terraform. This isn't the process I use, but this is just the supply chain. So I would approach that green buyer. I'd go to their website and say, hey, I want to roast a Kenyan heirloom. That would be the varietal. Like I want to, that's the type of bean. I want a Kenyan heirloom. And I go, Oh dope. They got it at, I'm making up this number, 18 cents a pound. It's not like that. It's much more, but okay. Dope. So they get the order on the other end. They see what they got in stock or they got to go to origin, right? So they go to origin, they get the thing. And then some countries make you buy an entire shipping container because it's just not worth it. If you're, you know, you're in Costa Rica, you're a farmer in Costa Rica. It doesn't make any financial sense to try to ship out just like one burlap bag.

Like the cost is too high. So it's like, yo, you got to buy a pallet or not a pallet. You got to buy a shipping container. Right. So what most small like micro roasters do is they buddy up with other people that are like, yo, let's all do this. We'll kind of go in on this shipping container. So you have the farmer, you have the green buyer, and then the green buyer makes the deal with the shipment team. The shipping container gets filled. Then you got to pay the nation's tariff. So then

that's where the country comes in. Now, why some coffees cost more than others, some of it has to do with the tariffs. It's like Ethiopia charges some like 59% tariff, as they should, because they tired of being raped by white people, just like everybody else is. From there, once it hits land, us as the roasters, we would go divvy up the funds, we've already paid them. And then you go to your roasting facility. Now, if you a big boy, you got your own roasting facility. But most of the time, you know, a person may have one machine in the back of their coffee shop.

Or if they don't even have that, then they share a facility where they roast. A bunch of different roasters roast at that one place. Once it's roast, it's getting in a bag and into your cup. Now this is the like specialty coffee way. Now we talk at Starbucks, Starbucks walks over there and they say, Hey, let me buy this city. And they got their own shipping people and their own situation. And then they roast in like something the size of a mountain. Now what I'm talking about is third wave coffee. What that means is there's a lot of nerdy stuff. That means it's first wave coffee is like the coffee that your grandpa drank in World War II. It's just, you know, mud. You know what I'm saying? Even the term Americano was

because when the American GIs were in Europe and they wanted a cup of coffee because in Europe, they drank espresso. The Americans was like, this is disgusting. What is this? So they just just add water to it so they called that an Americano because that's the type the Americans like anyway so that's first wave coffee second wave coffee is like Starbucks or the coffee spots that like have the ton of syrups in the back and the name of their shop is probably some sort of pun like in France the the Central Perk, Java Chip. Those are the ones that the big suburban churches would have their own coffee shops, like Cornelia House, Hebrews, just some sort of corny.

That's where it's like, that's your triple macchiato with double pump. All of the sweet frou-frou stuff, that's second wave. And then third wave is what we call specialty coffee. And that's where the big bucks come in because you can sell them at a higher premium. Now for it to be considered specialty coffee on a scale of one to a hundred, you have to grade that bean at an 80 or above. Now, coffees that are graded in the nineties, unless you've been to Dubai or Qatar, you've never drank it. Those go there because American, we can't afford it. So the farmers don't even show it to them. But the most of the like, if you go to like a good coffee shop,

you're drinking about an 83 to an 85. But it's not like their whole crop is that. Most farmers are just small plots. So what do you do with the rest of it? Well, the rest of it, which is the most of your harvest to make the numbers round, let's just say you have a hundred coffee trees, maybe 10 of them produced an 85, right? So that's 10%. So you've spent all year fighting drought, fighting climate change, fighting excessive heat, fighting all that only for of your whole plantation, only to get 10% of it to be actually be available to sell the rest of it. It just goes to the stock market and you just hope and pray that you're able to sell it. But you have that three weeks to try to make your year salary. So what happens is since you can only sell 10%,

only 10% of it is even available to sell, right? I'm talking specialty coffee. This is where we are now. If in fact, somebody comes in here and pays it, and then they only pay fair trade rather than direct trade price, you're getting a price set by Germany is not even enough to pay the little kids that just missed school to be able to pick your farm. Cause that's who actually picks the cherries. It's just day work. Just kids from the farming community that come in there. They try to make a day's wage to pick your farm. Because that's who actually picks the cherries. It's just day work. Just kids from the farming community that come in there. They try to make a day's wage to pick their things. So what happens is, to be able to survive,

this is how it is in Honduras, to be able to survive, you go get a loan from the government. To be able to make your money for the year, and then hopefully off that harvest, you can pay that loan back and make enough for the next year so you don't have to get

a loan. The problem is they're charging these farmers 30% interest. So they're locked into this situation that says, I can't even afford to even keep my family plot because I'm just staying in debt. So then what do you do? Government ain't dumb. They'll re-up your loan. So they're like, oh, cool. No problem. We'll just, we'll re-up your loan these so these farmers end up being hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and it's adding every year because they could never catch up which is bonkers considering how much coffee we drink across the world one would think they would be fine so So, I mean, what's your option? You sell the land or you just remove the coffee, just go get some cows, sell beef, right? Deforest. I mean, there's money to make there. Or you sell it to a big conglomerate. And what does the big conglomerate do? Burn down all

of the forests and create a monoculture, right? And a monoculture are like what you would picture what we do in America for corn or all through the Amazon rainforest. And if you know, obviously, you've seen a forest monoculture ain't how Earth works. Right. The diversity of plants becomes its own fertilizer. But if you don't have that, if you don't have chickens that survive off the avocados and, you know, I'm pulling things out of nowhere. But like the point I'm trying to make is when you create a monoculture, you have to also create a way to sustain that. And the only way to sustain it is destructive. One cup of coffee in this way releases, what was it, 80 grams of CO2.

I mean, it's like driving half a mile, like your cup of coffee is a half a mile full of poison. Like your cup of coffee is a half a mile full of poison. If done the way that most of the bigger names in the industry do it, which is now rising our carbon, right? And if you're gonna do that, then that means you need a gang of fertilizer, right? Which is bad for the soil. And then you also need to use way more water

than naturally required. Matter of fact, according to the UN, one cup of coffee uses 130 liters of water. If you're doing this like monoculture style, right? That looks like farming the way we do it here. One cup of coffee, 130 liters of water, which is a bathtub. That's like a bathtub full of water to create this one cup. So obviously multiply that times a billion. Not only is this practice like everything else in this neo-capitalistic world, the demand was so big and the desire to get the most amount of money with the least amount of price is destroying the very thing that makes the product possible. Now, the rest of the world isn't stupid. We understand that

this process is not sustainable, right? We're killing the soil. We're killing the land. Everybody knows that. So the EU passed this law that says if you're going to import any sort of commodity, including coffee, you have to prove that it didn't come from deforestation, right? So this is them trying to do their best. The only problem is if I'm an indigenous farmer on a small plot, I don't even have access to deforestation. But the only way for me to prove that is, like I said before with the fair trade, I have to fly somebody down. It's on my own dime. It's because the EU doesn't understand regenerative practices because they don't know any indigenous people, right? So this is now adding a double burden to the farmers that are actually doing it right,

who can't possibly do the volume of the people that are doing it wrong. So the first problem is like the system is not even financially sustainable. Like I haven't even got to the specifics of the deforestation and all those things that have caused this problem. Now, according to Bloomberg, there's a 2022 study of tropical cash crops included. Arabica, as well as avocado and cashew are probably the most vulnerable to climate change because the regions that are suitable for this production continue to shrink because of why? Heat's too hot which means that arabica won't be able to grow so we'll probably have to start drinking robustica right it's estimated that in 30 years from now basically 50 of lands that can grow coffee will not be able to grow coffee

anymore if we don't do anything. 50%. You think they're making fun of you for your $12 cup of coffee is crazy. Now, listen, Nestle reports that there are more than 6,000 cups of Nescafe coffee drank every second. Are y'all following me? Every second. That's how much coffee we drink. Now, granted, that coffee is not Arabica. It's Robustica. we drink. Now, granted, that coffee is not Arabica. It's Robustica. Robustica is what really most of the rest of the world drinks. It's us, again, being a part of the Northern Hemisphere, being a part of the Global North, that like the pristine, kind of good, shiny type right the problem is our insatiable desire to consume things as fast as we can and i don't want to i'm not blaming the victim here i'm just saying it's impossible to do the volume is is the argument how do you do this volume that we all want in this global supply chain and the way for which we've set this up how do you do this volume

and still keep the price where the price is and you know what the solution has always been you just rip off the farmer and destroy the earth so deforestation giving us too much carbon which has made the weather erratic which means that some years the crop is flooded and it doesn't grow right because it's too much rain. Other years, it's complete drought and you have to dig even further into the ground to try to get the amount of water that had we not raised the temperature 1.5 degrees Celsius, had we done some changes, the earth would be the same. So Brazil is the biggest coffee producer in the world, right? And this year, this year was the worst drought they've had in seven decades with above average temperatures.

And one of the biggest producers out there, Associated Press interviewed him, Silvio Almeida, and that fool's coffee plantation. The AP just reported this was expected to harvest 120 sacks of coffee beans, but they only got 100. And then they're quoted saying, given the conditions here in 2025, crop is already affected. He told Associated Press, pointing out that part of his plantation where flower buds have already died before blooming. I won't say it's doomed because God can do anything, but based on the situation, it's already compromised. What these people are saying is like next year's crops already dead. This where we are, y'all. Are y'all hearing what I'm saying? He's saying we ain't gonna have no coffee next year it's already dead y'all remember when Robert read off his little book you know the whole started off the whole

it can happen here thing and in one of them places after the civil war and went down coffee was something you had to smuggle into the country like a drug this what he talking about there ain't gonna be no coffee y'all I was at an event two years ago it's called the color of coffee collective it was for the black people in the coffee industry and of course this is stretched to the whole diaspora so you know central and south american um just ultimately people of color in the coffee industry connect you know plot plot, strategize, have some transparency in our supply chains. Because a lot of us in America, in the West,

scream, you know, pro-black, pro-black, we for the culture, we for the people. And like to put, you know, the faces of our farmers on our bags in, you know, part of the marketing. But most people who are in the coffee industry have never gone to the source. So you don't know Italy. You don't know Tabby who is actually growing your coffee. It's just a name on a spreadsheet brought into you from an importer.

about climate change and about ways for which we can do better. So they had a bunch of farmers. I remember it was a farmer from Kenya who gave us these just heaters, just these heat rocks, these bars during this panel discussion. And after I show you these bars, I'm going to go for a break. And then I'm going to tell you about people that are doing things better in ways for which we can maybe save our soil so that your kids can possibly enjoy coffee also. So someone asked, I believe it was a roaster from Puerto Rico was like, Hey, so what are some of the ways that you're adapting and hoping to like mitigate climate change? Like how are y'all dealing with climate change? So these, he was asking this Kenyan farmer, like what's he doing for climate change? And his answer was, I mean, you tell me. We're at source. He's like, we're a third world country. We didn't cause climate change. You did. What are you doing? He's like,

we're the ones suffering. And not only are we suffering from the effects of climate change in our own life because of your greediness you created the climate change that is causing the problems in the very crop that you're trying to get from us so because of your problems this is the way he's explaining it i now can't grow something that we've grown for hundreds and hundreds of years and you asking me what i'm doing for about it no what are you doing about it ouch so here's some things that are being done next all right we're back now the wildest thing about how complicated any of these solutions are, which are, you know, going to take many, many decades to actually see the difference in the actual topsoil. by and large are kind of the same across any world problem. It's mutual aid. It's collective, communal, collaborative work among every part of the supply chain. It's so, in some senses, it's so beautiful that like really the solution is us. I say that to not grossly oversimplify, but I say that to say that there's hope.

So I'm going to introduce you to a couple programs and a couple farms and sort of some things to look for in your coffee purchasing because you guys want to see the world be better also. First thing is farms going back to indigenous practices. Now, two I know personally and one I'm going to tell you about from Ecuador. There's a whole documentary on it. If you look up on YouTube, it's called How Climate Change Threatened Coffee Production by DW Documentaries. And I mean, right, like pretty on the nose. So a coffee collective in Ecuador called Vailacori, it's their Kichwa language. It means green gold in their indigenous language. And they're doing something very similar to my friends in Honduras called Caracha Coffee.

Now, what they are, are cooperatives on the business side. So I'm so excited. I'm going to get to the business cooperative side after I explain to you the indigenous practices, even though all of these things are related. So what they do is something that's so obvious, which is like you got to stop doing monocultures. First of all, it makes sense financially because now you're diversifying your commodities. commodities. So you have your coffee plants. If you see a coffee plant, coffee plants are pretty short. Like they don't grow taller than six foot normally. So since the climate is so hot, what is the natural way to shade them? Well, the natural way to shade them is trees. So if you plant them among trees, the types of trees that first of all, naturally fertilize the soil. Number two, they produce fruit. Number three, they produce raw materials, right? So these people have planted trees that are indigenous to the area. So a lot of times

in coffee places, like there are certain species of beans that really only grow in particular regions. But the only reason they grow in those particular regions is because of the mineral, the way that the minerals are in the ground in that area. So if you can mimic those minerals, if you bring those minerals to this place, you could grow that bean. So technically speaking, if I have the right minerals, I can be in Costa Rica and grow a Rwandan coffee because it's just the Rwandan soil in Costa Rica.

And you could still argue that it is. This is some of the future of like, if it do ever get so bad, right? When they grow in coffee in Sacramento, you know what I'm saying? In Vancouver, in some sort of building, it's because we just gathered the minerals that we've destroyed and put them in a laboratory. That's not good for the earth. That's not, that's an invasive, not only invasive species invasive species invasive mineral so you're completely changing the biosphere of that land just to grow that one crop that's absurd the land already does what it needs to do so what these guys do in ecuador is the same thing they do in colombia in zipaco and that was the name of the city that they were

in also what's happening in honduras is, you just let the land do what it does. What I learned on one of these farms is like, the quickest way to know a place is not organic is there's no insects. Like if there's no ants, that means the ground's poisonous, right? The ants come out, they eat whatever waste is on the ground,

whatever like natural waste is on the ground. They come back in, they go back into the soil, they're irrigating the soils themselves. You don't need lawnmowers if you have chickens, right? The chickens eat the thing. The shade of the trees keeps the temperature down. It produces fruits like avocado, papaya, like I said before, mangoes, plantains. These trees that naturally grow in this area keep the soil rich and the coffee strong. So you're keeping the temperature down. The land does what it absolutely does. So now you don't need pesticides. You also need less water because when the temperature being

shaded and brought down, the water is not evaporating as fast. Whoa. And then the quality of the bean is higher. Now, here's where the indigenous practices move from just the ground to also the community. Rather than having a hundred small farms compete against each other, they just work as a community. So rather than waiting for Johnny European to come down and say, buy my beans, don't buy my beans, buy my beans. They're like, no, buy our beans. They pull all the beans together, bring all of their crops together. And they say, yeah, maybe I can't produce whatever kilos that this person needs by themselves, but we can produce that. So that way, if there's a farm over here, that's got a smaller crop because maybe, you know, mother-in-law got sick. So they weren't able to work as hard as they can for those beans or maybe collectively again heat dome was

too high there was too much of a drought we really couldn't grow that much on our own together though we could meet this order you following me and when that happens because again who usually picks the beans are the community's kids. Now, if we can collectively fill the order, right? After we cup and we say collectively our coffees are good enough and there's different types of species, like, you know what I'm saying? Like this is a, um, I don't want to get too much into the nerdery, but each, each bean in each tree is a particular species. Maybe when we cup, we say, Hey, listen, this is the same thing that happened on Doris. It's like, you know, we sit around and we're tasting, we're basically doing a taste test.

These different batches of beans. I don't know which farm they came from. I know they're all a part of this collective. But if I say, yo, I want these, then when we pay, since it's not a middleman, it's a community. Now, the main load goes to the particular farm that it was ordered from. But the rest of it goes and is spread across the entire community. You following me?

Okay, now back to the soil situation. I feel like I'm all over the place, but you have to understand because the problem's all over the place. And a lot of these places are connected. So in Colombia, they kind of did the same thing. So La Palma del Tu a con is the place that everybody comes into and since every individual farmer does not have connections across the world with bringing buyers in and there's no promise that they won't be taken advantage of and they

ain't gonna be able to sell but maybe five ten percent of their crop the rest of it either goes to the trash or goes to the c market it's just the open stock market. You just hope somebody buys your beans. It's just no way to live. As I explained before, what La Palma ends up doing is this, is they say, okay, well check this out. We'll buy your coffee, all of it. And not only will we buy your coffee because we know you need soil, we're going to set you up with a business so that not only can you sell your coffee to us, you can also sell your fertilizer to us. And the fertilizer that you're creating,

we're going to build that business for you. And how they do this is this thing called biochar. Now, it makes so much sense. If you have donkeys and other places that pigs and other animals that have waste, you can make fertilizer. Duh. Right. So what they do is this. They have these compost, these big old flat things that they build in front of you. They basically they build it for you. They go went to all the local farms and they were like, we'll build this for you.

Right. And then we'll buy the product from you. So they build these flatbed things where you could take all the stuff that you would compost anyway and put it in this flatbed, cover it. And then we're going to give you this stuff called biochar, which is some of the dopest like mother nature showing off so basically it's made from like you heat wood right at the highest of temperature with no oxygen so once it becomes carbon it doesn't turn to ash you know i mean it's almost like you know when you like after you light a fire when you hold the charred pieces like how it crumbles away this one because you heat it at the highest temperature without letting oxygen in so like it doesn't become like a like a red fire you know i'm saying and then you mix that into your

compost and it just makes this pristine soil so now guess what these farmers don't have to pay for soil they don't have to pay for nutrient wrench soil. Matter of fact, they can sell off the excess. Their crops already been sold. So you don't have to go get a loan from the state. You would need that loan to be able to set up your washing stations. How you get the coffee from a cherry to the roast or to the green bean is like, it's a long process. It could be very expensive. It's all good. The homies down there will do that for you. We'll put you in this system and we're going to pay you even if your particular crop, your particular bean isn't sold because we'll sell it somehow. Like if it doesn't sell on the high end, 80% Arabica specialty coffee thing, we'll figure out a way to sell it.

You're still getting paid anyway. We're buying your whole crop rather than the 10 that would happen like i said before if your beans aren't as as good as they're supposed to be these programs buy a hundred percent from these farmers so these farmers are able to sustain themselves right and now you can pass these farms down to your children right because we're doing this collectively since we're doing this collectively especially it's what happens in honduras a third of the money goes to the community itself. I've rapped at a school that was built by them selling the coffee like this. There's now a medical clinic. A lot of times these farms are hundreds of miles away from the city. You have to get airlifted if something's wrong. And since these are indigenous communities, they're the most forgotten oftentimes in these areas. So purchasing these coffees really at a high price, which is

what we're supposed to do, guarantees that the individual farmer is paid, the community is paid. It's done in a way that's tied much more to the indigenous practices and now collectively because we're buying from responsible places that are locally grown now we can afford to bring the eu people down here to prove that this is not a process of deforestation because they're moving collectively for real it's just like fast fashion it's like that t-shirt only three dollars because the sweatshop you truly do get what you pay for in a lot of way and finally i'm gonna tell you where tech is actually helping and it's this program called bext 360 they could use a little help on the marketing, but it's essentially they're using blockchain to create transparency.

And it's probably the dopest thing I've ever seen. And I saw it from one end of the supply chain to the other. So in this program, these local farmers, right, who had just had these small home plots, who have been running these plots for centuries. This is their grandfather's land, their grandmama's land, that they got it, who don't have access to American and worldwide coffee buyers. Meet up with this collective, the Karacha Collective. That's one of them that I'm specifically talking about. And Karacha signed up with this thing called Bext. And what happens in Bext is, if you've ever been to developing countries, not everybody ain't got a smartphone.

So in this thing, once the farmer harvests all his beans, washes them and says, hey, I got these many kilos of this type of bean, click. Opens his Bext app on his smartphone, takes a picture of it, and puts the weights and the numbers so that we know everybody and everybody in the supply chain can see this. There's a QR code even on the bag. Once you buy the bag in Sacramento, there's a QR code on it so you could see all this. So the kid from the farm snaps the thing. It goes to the exporter, which who just lives down the street. It's not like some, you know, multi-conglomerate company from the north. No, this lady lives down the street.

She's born and raised here. She opens it up and she says to us who flew in from America to be like, yo, we want to try some coffee. Opens the app and says, hey, this is the farmer. This where it is. This how much he wants. This how much he asked for it. Here's our price. But I'm looking at the app. That's what he's charging. And then I know she's adding a third of that price because the other third of what

she's asking for is literally paying for the hospital that's across the street. So it makes perfect sense to me. And I'm looking at it and I'm like, okay, cool. I know how much the shipping container costs because I'm seeing it. Of course, I got to pay for shipping. What did you talk about? So it's all transparent. It all makes sense. And it's all regenerative financially and climate wise. Once we buy it, I can see if she paid the farmer because that's also in the app. So once the farmer gets his money, takes a picture, got the money screenshot received, and then a portion of that money is given in cash so that you could pay the kids that picked your farm. Click.

Saw that. That's in the app, right? As that stuff is shipped across the country or across the ocean, you can put in all of the roasting notes, which are kind of lame if you're not really into stuff like that. And then finally, the sealed bag that says, here's one from Denver, Queen City Collective Coffee, right? That, hey, look, this is a Honduras bean. We bought it this price. And then when you pay, it's called a third cost. When you buy the bag, there's an

extra dollar added to the cost of the bag. And that extra dollar does not go to the roaster. It goes back to the farmer. You know how I know? Because there's a QR code. You could check it. And the farmer can confirm if they got their money. It's transparency. It's us taking care of us. So obviously, because the world works the way it works, if this continues to be financially viable, here's some of the things we could do. One is we could start drinking more Robustica like everybody else. And it's actually delicious if you could find a good roaster. Entabi is a great roaster. Nguyen Supply, she's amazing. She does cold brew and Vietnamese coffee. It coffee it's robustica but then there's

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at the end of this one of the most bizarre trump quotes i've ever seen so that's why i promised you to stick with this but oh boy everything is very very bad so we now have i guess i don't even know if france is the right way to talk about this but what we have in gaza which is where the main israeli offensive is going right now well we'll get into that there's there's a bunch of stuff in lebanon too where they're pulling troops too but in gaza everything just continues to get worse even though so the israelis have pulled out some troops from gaza but they're also still making another offensive into northern gaza and the thing about the way that the israelis make offensive into places is that the thing that the israelis make offensive into places is that the thing that the israelis do is they just immediately start shooting at hospitals so that's been a

big part of what's happening something that used to be like controversial and like widely newsworthy a year ago attacks on hospitals now have become so normalized desensitized that it doesn't even make headlines which that's been one of the most like indicative factors that this has gone about as bad as it could have i remember a year ago we were like debating whether or not the israeli military intentionally like struck a hospital and and this was like this was like a weeks-long debate trying to figure out what exactly happened and now attacks on hospitals are just complete commonplace. It's like we've just totally lost. Yeah.

And I mean, you know, like, it's not even just that the Israelis are deliberately targeting hospitals. It's that the temporary facilities people have been trying to set up because the hospitals are being blown up are also being attacked. Yeah. Which has also been going on for ages. Yeah. Almost a year now, like almost immediately as soon as like humanitarian aid and like impromptu medical tents were set up, those

were also the targets. And this has also just continued. Yeah. And I think the thing that's bleak about it, right, is like I mean, it's not the thing. The thing that's bleak about it, right, is like, I mean, I mean, it's not the thing. The thing that's bleak about it is that they're blowing up hospitals. But, I mean, we've reached a point into this where it's A, it's not even newsworthy, but B, the Israelis don't even, like, attempt to justify it anymore. I mean, if you remember a year ago when they were doing this, there'd be all of this stuff about how, oh, we found Hamas tunnels under the hospitals.

There's just none of that anymore. They're just shooting at hospitals. Sometimes they give evacuation orders. That's the other thing that's been happening periodically is the Israelis keep basically, you know, in places in northern Gaza, they'll be like, everyone has to leave now. And then they'll bomb it and they'll keep bombing it part of the thing about covering gaza right is all of the stuff that we're saying is stuff that was a major news story like six months ago and is no longer a major news story because the slaughter has become just sort of so routinized but you know so people are fleeing from northern gaza into

what's supposed to be the safe zone in central Gaza, except the Israelis keep shooting at the refugee camps in central Gaza. So it's not actually, there's not actually a place you can be in Gaza where you're not getting bombed. What there is, is some places sometimes are less bombed than other places and you know i i think there had been a tiny amount of hope that the only conceivable upside about the invasion of lebanon was that there would be a pull out of troops and we'd see less offensive but you know they've just been escalating bombing campaigns they're doing some offensive anyways so yeah there's there's there's continuing sort of israeli attacks into into parts of northern gaza the other big thing and this is what most of this episode is going to be

about is a new front after after already having like having this entire thing in gaza there was also like an invasion of the west bank which again is like i don't know how to express how insane it is to have a war where you're nominally fighting against hamas and then invade the west bank placed where there isn't hamas but they've just they've done that too there's been parts of the west banks there's been a bunch of israeli troops and you know we know they've been fighting in yemen as much bombings in yemen but also now they've just straight up invaded lebanon and this is this the sort of chain of events of this was i don't know if kicked off is the right word but it was it was dramatically accelerated by the assassination of hasan nisrola who is i think most people are

aware that he's the head of hezbollah and has been the head of Hezbollah since like 1992, which is longer than anyone who's on this episode right now has been alive. Was this the one who was killed in those apartment carpet bombings? Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, even still,

assassination is a strong word for, or I guess a light word for just bombing like it was like what three large apartment complexes yeah they just obliterated a bunch of complexes with like something like 80 bunker busters yeah so this is actually the second time that the israelis have just straight up killed someone they were supposed to nominally be negotiating with. They killed the head of Hamas, like, in Iran. So, you know, we talked about on this show the initial wave of attacks on Lebanon, which is the sort of the Pajar explosions. And the follow-up to the Pajar explosions was that they figured out what bunker Ben-Jerallah was in, and they just killed him.

This is extremely bad for a lot of reasons, one of which is that Hezbollah kind of hadn't really been on full war footing until this point. Like, they've been doing a bunch of rocket attacks on northern Israel, right? There have been these sort of exchanges of rocket fire across the border, but they hadn't really escalated beyond that. And then the Israelis were like, well, just fuck it. Okay, we want our invasion of Lebanon.

And Nasrallah was kind of like, I don't know if like moderating force is quite the right term here, but his policy wasn't that Hezbollah was going to fight a total war against Israel. And the Israelis just fucking murdered him anyways. So we should probably talk about who Nasrallah is.

He's not from, like, the original Hezbollah cadres, from the original Lebanese Civil War when it emerges in 82. He's not from that cadre, but he's a pretty old-school Hezbollah guy by this point. He's, you know, he's been in charge of Hezbollah

for fucking ever. Like, I am not old enough to remember a time when he was not in charge of Hezbollah for fucking ever. I am not old enough to remember a time when he was not in charge of Hezbollah because I wasn't born yet. I don't know. He's one of the people who's seen Hezbollah's sort of expansion and also seen Hezbollah be able to be the only of the sort of major

Lebanese political parties who were in negotiations to end the civil war kind of oversaw the process of hezbollah being like the only armed party like left in lebanon other than like the regular army right he was also very famously in charge of hezbollah's i don't know how exactly you wanted i don't know there's a whole bunch of stuff about how the war in 2006 started but in 2006 israel made this attempt to sort of like do their big anti-hezbollah push they invaded lebanon and israel didn't do very well they were expecting and i think what most people were expecting hezbollah to fight like like you know like a guerrilla army right doing hit and run attacks doing doing the sort of like the whole sort of last century of guerrilla hit and run campaigns and they didn't

do that they basically they sat there and fought like a conventional army with a bunch of bunker networks and the israelis did extremely poorly in that war and i think this is influenced a lot of the way that people were thinking about how this how this fight was going to work and it it just hasn't but you know the fact that hezbollah was able to sort of stave off the initial attack, and then the Israelis spent like 40 more days doing a bombing campaign, and then everyone just called it quits, was absolutely huge for Hezbollah as a political force. Unfortunately for them, I guess,

they burned an unbelievable amount of that political capital that they'd gotten from being really the first people in a long time to, like, actually be able to viably claim that they defeated Israel. And, I mean, it's obviously, like, both sides of that declare victory, but Hezbollah puts up a better fight against the Israelis

and, like, stops their ground advance in a way that, like, was almost unimaginable at that point, even though Hezbollah had sort of against the Israelis and like it's like stops their ground advance in a way that like was almost unimaginable at that point even though Hezbollah had sort of fought pretty well between the Lebanese civil war at least better than most of the other sort of like anti-Israeli factions that weren't a state and even I mean even most of the states that have fought Israel have done extremely poorly we're going to go to ads and then when we come back we're going to talk a bit about how Hezbollah's position weakened and how the Israelis have just sort of decided that this is a moment they can just murder everyone in.

So we are back with more, I guess, very, very short summary of of what Hezbollah's been up to over the last about 30 years. So part of the reason that things haven't been going enormously well for Hezbollah is that a lot of their capacity was weakened by the fact that Hezbollah, the Syrian civil war threw their entire backing behind Assad and this was like hideously unpopular for I think I think reasons that are obvious most people listening but one of the big ones is it's hideously unpopular in like in Palestine um I forgot I forget who ran the poll but there so there's a very famous poll that was showing like the disapproval rating in palestine of different world leaders i mean they didn't pull netanyahu because obviously like isn't that yahoo but the two the two highest ones that weren't netanyahu were it was like biden at 80 and then slightly higher than biden was bashar al-assad

because he is hideously unpopular partially for a bunch of shit that he did in a very very large palestinian refugee camp there that you know hezbollah fucking backed them for and so hezbollah spent a lot of the last decade just sort of running around syria backing the assad regime and that i don't know garrison that doesn't make you popular anywhere other than, like, extremely weird sections of the American left. Yeah, I mean... And I guess some of the American right. When you're backing a guy who is just, like, who is doing the thing the Israelis do, like, obviously on a smaller scale, but, like, shooting up, like, Palestinian refugee camps, he's not going to be enormously popular. Whenever there's a guy who's, like, seriously maimed your family members yeah it's pretty pretty

easy to dislike him yeah and like one of the things that's going on in the story that like we need a fucking 70 part episode to talk about but syria occupied a bunch of lebanon for a long time and that also like hasn't made him enormously popular in the region but you know hezbollah's position is that they have hasn't made him enormously popular in the region. But you know. Hezbollah's position is that they have like. They have the slogan that goes. The road to Jerusalem runs to Aleppo.

Which is just like. Just not how any of this has worked. It's been a complete fiasco. Hezbollah's performance in Syria. Hasn't been very good. Can you explain what that phrase means? Yeah yeah. So the point of this basically was that. In order to defeat the Zionists through some incredibly murky logic, like the Assad regime had to be kept in power.

And this was this was a sort of a justification that was used by Hezbollah to just send a bunch of troops there to coordinate with a bunch of other different groups there and i mean like it's it's a really terrible decision both on a moral and a strategic level in the sense that like it caused a rift between what is supposed to be the resistance factions in in palestine and it just killed a bunch of people and like the iranians are sending i don't actually know how many people know about the story but one of the like terrifying things that's happening in this is that there's a bunch of refugees from afghanistan you flee to iran and the iranians like basically cons's a bunch of refugees from Afghanistan who flee to Iran and the Iranians basically conscript a bunch of these people and send them into Syria with rifles.

So these people are fighting alongside Hezbollah. And Hezbollah, they don't do great because Hezbollah's always been good at fighting fairly obviously morally justified defensive wars inside of Lebanon and then they go off and fight basically a like a

semi-imperial war in in syria it's fucking shit show and this has been extremely bad for their capacity and it also really hurt has been a lot politically because again it was also very very unpopular in lebanon and this kind of all leads us to the last few weeks of like terrible shit that's been happening where, yeah, these really just fucking launch this hideous bombing campaign. I mean, just really just all over Lebanon. Right. You know, most of the most of the reporting has been about their attacks in the south. But like they've bombed the capital. They bombed Tripoli.

They've killed i think so far it's one of these things where the death counts kind of have stopped updating but in the last few days it looks like they've killed about 2 000 people it's not enormously clear but yeah it's things that things have gotten extremely unbelievably bad and this this is also really i think been a kind of mask off moment for both the u.s and the israelis where all of the things that they've like been pretending for the last year they're just straight up saying that they don't believe anymore i think that the best indicator of this is there was a White House press conference and Matthew Miller, who's one of the White House spokesperson, answered a question about, yeah, just about the conflict, and he said, quote,

yes, we do support Israel launching these incursions to degrade Hezbollah's infrastructure. Which, like, kind of sounds like a standard, like, the U.S. supports Israel thing, but if you actually read into what that's saying, he's saying the U.S.'s official position is no longer whether try to get a ceasefire right that's that's what he's saying this is immediate and active support for the israelis not not only

not attempting to end the war but expanding it into lebanon and this is something that like hadn't been in an explicit like war goal for for israel sort of until this point the line had always been that the the point of this was to bring back the hostages right but like there's no fucking hostages in lebanon like there isn't there just aren't right that's that's not how any of this works and at this point all of the sort of pretense is falling away and it it just degrading into this pure slaughter and when we when we come back from this ads, we're going to wrap up with more stuff that mostly sucks and also Trump's latest thing on this, which is very weird. We are back so as this has been going on in the past couple of days netanyahu posted a

i don't even know how to describe it one of the weirdest videos i've seen since like that insane kevin bacon one that's just him threatening lebanon he says quote you have an opportunity to save leban Lebanon before it falls into the abyss of a long war that will lead to destruction and suffering like we see in Gaza. He's just straight up threatening Lebanon as Israeli troops are moving across

the border, Israeli troops are occupying, attempting to occupy cities. He's just straight up saying, like, Lebanon needs to just throw out Hezbollah somehow even though it's just like a political party. They need to completely out hezbollah somehow even though it's just like a political party they need to completely destroy hezbollah somehow otherwise israel is going to do to lebanon what they've done to gaza and that i don't know is a unbelievably hideous expansion of the war could you give some context for like why israel is making moves into lebanon we know like they're targeting hezbollah but there's also like

a degree of territorial dispute over where israel ends and lebanon begins yeah that israel has been kind of like wanting to increase tensions over for a while and it feels like they're just using the war in gaza as a cover to also try to claim like territory of southern lebanon yeah and i mean this gets into so i think there's three kind of reasons and i think that are all overlapping factors for different groups of people you know because like different is really political factions and different sort of strategic like elements of the military etc etc are doing things for sometimes overlapping sometimes different reasons like there's the obvious one which is like okay there's a dislike for hezbollah that's being that's been funneled because a bunch of people in settlements in northern israel have

been like have been evacuated because they keep getting bombed right and those people are unbelievably pissed off and they've been pushing for this for a long time there's the second one which is i think the one that liberals use as like the excuse for the entire the entire genocide was wrong but it is also true that netanyahu does like personally need this war to keep going because the moment the war stops he's gonna be out of office he's screwed yeah yeah so like that that's a personal incentive for netanyahu there's also another one outside of the political pressure from from the northern settlers and you know the general idea has bluffing and then Yang personally, which is

like, Israeli settlers have always been its most extreme, like, most sort of far-right, most genocidal like, political element, right? But increasingly, we're watching them get radicalized even further in real time and we're watching them become increasingly powerful and

one of the things that those people want is they have this unbelievably deranged thing that, I i guess all nationalist movements eventually get to their greater whatever your country is thing but they've entered the greater israel phase where they're talking about just like you're talking about israel as this as a state that's supposed to like encompass like all of lebanon and like i mean i've seen so many different maps like encompassing a bunch of parts of syria well i mean and this is also what's influenced their continued attacks in the west bank specifically in the past few months where they're similarly yeah using what's going on in gaza like hiding behind their own atrocities in

gaza as a cover to like try to actually claim more more territory in the west bank or at least at least push more of like the palestinian people out of their homes to expand the israeli settlements so i think both these are kind of happening for for similar reasons and israel is trying to like just weaponize the actual atrocities that are going on in gaza as like a big shield because those are getting so much more attention trying to get away with this territorial expansion in, in other areas, not just the strip.

Yeah. And I mean, also I should say that there's a lot of, a lot of the people on the ground are pretty convinced that the Israelis are trying to basically just like completely ethnically cleanse like parts of the strip so they can annex it and i mean it's not something that we like have like we don't have like a document from israeli high command that says we're going to annex all of this stuff but it's it's it's

something that's very least consistent with everything they've been doing and this is also like another sort of one of the cyclical factors here. This is a cyclical factor behind the settlements. We've talked about this back when we did episodes about the West Bank, is that the Israeli housing market is such a fucking disaster. And this is something that, you know, like this kind of real estate speculation

shit, in the same way that like George Washington, as a real estate speculator, was sort of like motivated to do more attacks on indigenous land in the US and this sort of like fueled westward expansion as all these land speculators moved out and people who couldn't afford

houses in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem where housing prices are really high. Those people have become this political force to keep pushing this and this is fueling the expansion of the Israeli occupation into more and more places yeah so right now where we're at with lebanon is that 1.2 million people have fled their homes which is i mean even if like the israelis had literally done nothing else in the entire time that this has been happening right forcing 1.2

million people to flee their homes is it a unimaginable level of suffering and this is like just effectively being reported as a footnote in the fact that they've fucking done all of this other shit and just in the past week and a half they've killed 1300 people yeah it's insane like that's more than the number of people that were killed in israel on october like seventh yeah that just doesn't matter because of because of like all of the racialized aspects of of how how like israel's genocide campaign has been able to operate like you're not going to see memorials in the states oh for the 13 for the 1300 people killed in lebanon the same way that we will for october 7th yeah you might get them on a college campus for the cops destroy it but like that's and that's just in one week

it's over they've done over a thousand airstrikes the past week they've killed all these people and that that's i don't yeah i don't know what else to say yeah i'm gonna close by on a slightly lighter note from this one of the way even by trump standards an extremely weird quote that he gave about gaza that this is from the guardian quote asked by hewitt which is a guy whose podcast he was on if gaza could be transformed into monaco if properly rebuilt trump replied quote it could be better than monaco it has the best location in the middle east the best water the best everything it's got it's it's the best i've said for years i've been there and it's rough it's a rough place before all the attacks and back and forth that's happened over the last couple of years he went on i mean they have the back of a plant facing the ocean you know there was no ocean as far as that was concerned

they never took advantage of it you know as a developer it could be the most beautiful place the weather the water the whole thing the climate it was so beautiful it could be the best thing in the middle east yeah i mean that's in line with stuff that kushner's been saying for a long time yeah and how they are hoping to turn gaza into a part of israel specifically to do real estate development yeah to turn it into like a resort to turn it into a golf course and they're willing to kill tens of thousands of people to do it and that is like the the primary driver at least like for them for like trump Trump's team, for why they're very happy to see Netanyahu just do whatever he wants. Yeah.

And I think there's something else here too, which is that like a lot of the kind of Marxist analysis of this from like a very certain kind of Marxist has been about how Palestine has been rendered as like surplus population. This is a Marxist has been about how Palestine has been rendered as surplus population. This is a population that has been kicked out of the circuit of capital accumulation. They're

not necessary for capital to reproduce itself to make more capital, and so no one cares if you kill them. I think that's wrong, and I think this quote is actually evidence of why they're wrong. These people think purely, people like Trump, right, think purely in terms of economic assets and there are an unbelievable amount of economic assets like in palestine that a regime that is like maybe only 30 percent less like

hideously cruel and murderous like could have turned into viable economic engines but the israelis don't want that. They have made a decision, like an actual conscious decision, that instead of trying to exploit people for labor, they'd rather just fucking kill them all and try to steal their land, right? They have decided that this fucking real estate speculation bullshit

on a bunch of land that they're taking by just fucking slaughtering all of its inhabitants is more efficient for them than even doing fucking regular capitalism. And that's an absolutely fucking hideous note and it's it's it's the kind of thing that biden is saying okay to and trump fucking loves because fundamentally like trump's fucking real estate brand is pro-genocide and biden doesn't give a shit about stopping them and he's also pro this so yeah the the gears of genocide continue to grind the israelis are plotting their attack against iran that they're going to do in response to iran shooting missiles at them in response to them killing the leader of hezbollah um

i don't know by the time this comes out, it's possible that an attack will have happened. They're going to do something. It's going to make everything worse. But, yeah,

until then, this has been an update on the genocide in Palestine and the new invasion of Lebanon. Hey,

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