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a podcast about it happening here,
and the it that is on everyone's minds right now.
This will be dropping two or three days before the 2024 election,
possibly two or three days before everyone's life changes substantially. We have no way of knowing.
I'm not optimistic or pessimistic. I have no idea what's going to happen. But one thing that
everyone ought to be aware of, whether or not Trump wins, is kind of, to put it bluntly,
the man has shooters. And some of those shooters are literal shooters
in that they are local sheriff's departments,
people who call themselves constitutional sheriffs.
This is an organization that's really got off the ground in 2012
and for more than a decade has been making inroads
with elected Republican leaders, with Republican influencers,
with groups like the Oath Keepers.
And these are guys who in brief believe the sheriff is the only, you can kind of get two
versions of this, but generally either the sheriff is the only legitimate law enforcement authority
in the country, or the sheriff is the highest legitimate law enforcement. I've heard it both
ways in the country. And kind of the reason for this basically is a lot of people in rural areas that are
more conservative do not want to have to listen to or follow the laws made by people in cities.
And more to the point, they believe that the country has been taken off of a good track
by dangerous liberal communist types.
And, you know, they want the ability to use force against you know
migrants against the undocumented against people they see as criminals against left-wing protesters
and this is kind of a way for them to argue that they have a right to do it without any restrictions
now the whole story is much deeper than that and to talk about what i think is one of the most
important subjects to be discussing right now, because,
you know, people laugh a lot about like the gravy seals or whatever, like, you know,
all these different kind of out of shape militia dudes, the kind of silly fumbling that we saw a
lot at January 6th, you know, which I think is a mistake just because January 6th was still quite
dangerous. But when we're talking about these guys, these are not just like random yahoos. These are people who have the force of law behind them. They're armed, they're organized,
and they're quite dangerous. And to talk about how dangerous they are and where they came from,
I want to bring on a wonderful journalist, investigative reporter, and PRA research
director, Chloe Cooper, who has co-executive produced a podcast on the constitutional
sheriff's movement called The Insurgents, which is a co-production of Political Research Associates
and Quintero Productions. Chloe, I think I got that all right, right? That was awesome. Yes,
you did. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. So let's talk about this. Where do these guys, I gave a
little brief overview, but like, where do these guys come from? And, you know, what are we seeing from them in the lead up to
this election? Like, what are they, what are they going to do, do you think?
Yeah, I mean, I loved the overview that you just gave. I think that was such a,
like, great way to approach this all. So the leader of the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association is this guy named former Sheriff Mack.
And he was a sheriff in Arizona.
But one little important detail to note is that he actually kind of got his bearings before that in Nevada.
And he was courted by someone who was basically in very close company with the John Birch Society.
Always comes back to them. I know. He actually becomes a sheriff partially because of some of
the ideas that come out of the John Birch Society and some of this kind of like emerging trend that
in some cases is actually like skeptical of the federal government, skeptical of state governments.
Yeah.
And then they start to build out with sheriffs in different parts of the country.
At times, I would say the network has really ebbed and flowed.
But a couple of things that have been important to note, like throughout the six years of researching this network of sheriffs that I think is really important, especially in
advance of the elections. One is that sheriffs who are aligned with this have really embraced
this idea that you can deputize anybody. Yeah. So in some cases you have oath keepers and other
militias going to the sheriff to say, hey, you want to deputize me. But in other cases, we've actually followed sheriffs who are going into churches and saying,
we're deputizing all of you.
Great.
Sheriffs in Virginia, when the state passed a law that was like a law for some gun restrictions,
saying, don't worry, people, we're actually going to deputize you.
Yeah.
That way you can have whatever gun you want and carry it anywhere.
Yes.
Yeah. That way you can have whatever gun you want and carry it anywhere. Yes. Yeah.
And also what we started to see is that during the former Trump administration,
he was really actually courting sheriffs around the country. And I think he started to see
networks like CSPOA as like part of his ground troops. And so I think that there is a potential
danger in sheriffs that are part of this formal
network called the CSPOA or other sheriffs, because there are hundreds more that just have
aligned with their way of thinking about things, just playing this role of deputizing more people
and creating this kind of idea of like a super citizen or people who are kind of aligned with a far right way of seeing the world
and then getting deputized to be part of the kind of ground troops for that.
Yeah.
So that's like one thing.
And then in addition to that, there's also CSPOA itself teamed up with this group called True the Vote,
which has mostly since been discredited, but it's been one of the loudest groups in the
country that has been spreading this idea that the 2020 election was stolen and has been actually
working with county sheriffs to try to investigate voter fraud at the local level. But in some cases,
also working with sheriffs to align with vigilante groups on the border, for example, to intimidate people from actually
voting.
And so there's kind of, I would say, like a multi-pronged series of potential risks
and dangers that could play out, particularly from this network in the coming weeks.
One other quick thing I'll note is that one of the very latest things that
we saw, and this actually came out of a close kind of colleague in the movement, Devin Burkhart,
who works at the Institute for Research and Education on Human Rights, is that he came
across a plan that the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association put out in Florida.
And the plan is to essentially resurrect kind of sovereign citizen
style groups in Florida, militias, citizen militias, in collaboration with sheriffs,
to do kind of old school style, like intimidation of election clerks, of people involved in the
election process. And they plan to try to hold
tribunals if, for example, the certification of election goes in the direction they disagree with.
Yeah. And now as a hardcore leftist, you may find like, how, what do you actually think about
voting and whether that actually changes things and all of that. And I'm like, I've had those,
thought bubbles in my brain for a long time also. But I think what I've started to see is that constitutional
sheriffs, to me, represent, and also the groups of people who have aligned with them, are actual,
not just white nationalists, but people who are neo-Confederates. And I think of it more of like
a neo-Confederacy, and that what we could see is something like sheriffs actually coming in confrontation with potentially even police and
mayors and governors and them representing a different kind of politic, a different type of
way of seeing society. And one person also talked about how the constitutional, what are they really
referring to? Are they referring to, you know, what is it, the organic constitution? Essentially,
before slavery was abolished,
before women had the right to vote, before the Native Americans had the right to vote.
And so if that's the case, that that is actually the kind of constitution that they are upholding
and representing, then they are actually been quite successful in building out different
alliances around the country within a somewhat prominent
law enforcement institution that has very little accountability. Yeah. And I, so this is, this is
where I kind of wind up in conflict with both liberals and a lot of leftists is I think that
the leftists who say like, there's no point in voting are wrong,
for the same reason that I think people who say there's no reason for civilians to be armed.
I don't happen to agree with that.
And I don't happen to agree with it because I think if somebody who wants to kill you has a weapon,
and you have the ability to either match that weapon or take it from them,
then that's probably what you
should do for the sake of your own survival. And handing over complete control of the state,
the military, and the police apparatus to the far right is handing them the most powerful weapon
anyone has ever made. And I just don't think that's wise. Now, at the same token, the thing
that kind of liberals will bring up a lot, which is that like, just vote, just get out and vote.
Well, we've been doing that. And Democrats have overwhelmingly outperformed conservatives in
elections this century. And it hasn't been enough. And it hasn't been enough in part because these
people don't care about the law. You know, there's a moment in your podcast where I, you know, I like
you have an expert on who's kind of talking about the sheriff deputizing, you know, 70 people or whatever in this small town and being like, well, he's not actually allowed to do that.
Like, you know, the actual letter of the law does not give him the right to be doing this.
He's misinterpreting the Constitution.
But the reality of the situation is that, like, he's allowed to do whatever he can get enough people with guns to back him in doing. And that's that's honestly the the root of all politics is how much force can you bring to bear, you know, in order to support the reality you want to support.
Right. Like that's that is how it all works. with all of these different anti-democratic strategies they're trying is that no matter what they do and no matter how far against the constitution against the rule of law
they take things they will have the force to support their version of reality and i don't know
i don't know how we thread this needle right the easiest thing is like well maybe if
kamala has a really resounding victory there just won't be much for them to fight on.
Right. And they'll kind of back down. But even if she wins in 2024, which I think is the better of the options that we've got, these people aren't going away.
And in fact, I think you are going to see challenges at local levels.
I think it's not impossible that we wind up with like an anti-Pope style situation with the presidency. Whereas like Trump holds his own inauguration and a bunch of state and local
leaders say like, no, we're not recognizing the Harris administration. Donald Trump is our
president. Like there's a lot of weird shit that could wind up as the result of this. And I just
don't see us getting out of this purely through electoral methods.
And I don't know what, I don't know how else we handle it, right?
Because you also get into this situation of like, okay, well, we're going to send in the police to crack down on these sheriffs that are breaking the law.
Well, what if the police don't want to do it?
What if the police are more supportive of these sheriffs' departments than they are
of, you know, their elected leaders in the state or at the federal
level. You know, what if the FBI, as has happened in the past, what if the feds are unwilling to go
up against a bunch of heavily armed, quote unquote, patriots, you know, like we saw in, you know,
some of the Bundy shit from about a decade ago, right? Like, what if, what if the people who are
supposed to handle this for the citizenry in a situation that abides by the law abrogate their responsibility because they're scared?
You know, who backs this up then?
Wow, okay, you just put a lot out there.
Sorry, sorry.
I was like, I wanted to respond about a minute ago, and I was like, oh, one more.
I apologize, that was my bad.
No, that was so great.
I think, okay, a couple of thoughts.
One is that I think that far-right movements are very much mobilizing within the government right
now. Or you could say maybe fascism is trying to mobilize within the government. Yeah, absolutely.
And so I think we have to grapple with that really seriously.
And so in terms of anti-fascist strategies, I don't know what could that actually look like right now,
but you have to grapple with the reality that many far-right movements have made serious, serious headway into not just former president, but into state legislators, into the judicial system, into sheriff's departments.
Yeah. And so we are seeing a major fissure right now. So I don't know how to respond completely
to some of the questions around electoral politics. Neither do I. Yeah. But I think
those are really important questions that you're posing. And then just to go pivot back to my Neither do I. Yeah. practicing over the years. And it is about this idea of both nullification or interposition is
what they call it. So these constitutional sheriffs, one of the tactics that they have
used over the years is to get sheriffs around the country to not enforce state laws.
Right. And so you had a whole wave of sheriffs around the country supporting
sanctuaries for the second amendment, second amendment sanctuaries. Okay. So they said in
their own County, we're not going to enforce gun restriction laws. And again, think about that.
However you will all good. But they're saying, we're not going to enforce it at the County level.
Then you had all these sheriffs around the country being like, we're not going to enforce
lockdown orders. We're not going to enforce mask mandates. What are they practicing? They're practicing the muscle of exactly what you just talked about.
Right, right. Yeah, I think that's a great way to look at it too. Yeah.
Independent of what's happening at the federal government, independent of who wins right now,
there is like a confederated situation happening in the country. And these sheriffs and also others have been very much in those muscles.
So it's not just kind of the militias that will back these sheriffs that are interested in that
type of strategy. There is the whole like all these different movements that come out of the
Christian Reconstructionists all talk about interposition. So the idea of getting sheriffs, other elected officials within
the local magistrate to prop up and kind of protect your politics regardless of the state or federal.
And so now we have this interesting moment where you've had in recent history, you know, a former
president that actually aligned with some of those politics. And then you have a bunch of state
legislators that align. And so I think understanding
some of the strategies, that's important. It's important to understand that you may have sheriffs
that are backing this and they may not always align with the police and they may not always
align with the governor. And so it's going to be a little different than what we may often think of
as like systemic white supremacy, where all the state and law enforcement are lock and step
together. I think looking at the civil war, as you've done so many different times,
is actually really important.
Like, how does this reflect patterns that are more similar, actually,
to, you know, the Confederacy against the North or those,
or, you know, these types of other moments in U.S. history?
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I wanted to ask, are there cases you can think of, of like some of these guys, these constitutional sheriffs
who have been voted out and like forced out of office and had kind of
these some of these like policies that they've been pushing reversed like do we have do we have
any kind of case studies of times sheriffs went you know hard into this ideology and actually
lost power as a result of it so actually in episode four it touches on it briefly, but it's a really interesting and kind of rather both in some ways inspiring, but also disturbing case study to some degree. the former Sheriff Joe Arpaio in Arizona. And he is one of the people who really champions this
program called 287G, which allows sheriffs to basically deputize their office as ICE,
federal ICE agents and work with ICE. So he pilots that in Mecklenburg County and then
is basically picked up by ICE and kind of helps try to spread it all throughout the South.
Something pretty historic and incredible happened in some ways in 2018, where you had
Black organizers, immigrant rights organizers push for this whole campaign to oust him and a
number of other close by kind of real white supremacist sheriffs in North Carolina. And
they were successful. And there was a sheriff that ran and a number of black sheriffs were elected in the state. And some of the sheriffs ran on not complying with ICE and
ending this program called the 287G agreement. And it seemed like this historic moment, this
historic win, in the immediate aftermath of that, as opposed to in moments where you have
sheriffs saying, we're not going to enforce the
lockdown order. And essentially, besides some reporters reporting on it, nothing happens.
Instead, what happened is that within a few months of this sheriff ending the 287G agreement,
the federal government comes in and issues pretty massive ICE raids through the county and actually, you know, ends
up locking up over a hundred different people, many of whom got deported. Pretty soon after that,
you had a number of other sheriffs in the state, including this one constitutional sheriff who also
had aligned with another large anti-immigrant network called the Federation for American
Immigration Reform, essentially organizing in the state for the state to push back and push an entire statewide mandate that all sheriffs comply with ICE.
So that's not really an uplifting story. Yeah, actually, not quite. I think what it demonstrates
in a tough way is more about this kind of like when sheriffs claim all of this autonomy at the
local level, which they seem to actually in many cases be able to practice kind of like when sheriffs claim all of this autonomy at the local level, which they seem to
actually in many cases be able to practice kind of quite well, you know, when they say they want
to enforce the statewide gun restrictions or mask mandates. Again, from what I understand,
and I've been in touch with some of the like leading constitutional lawyers who are trying
to look into it further, almost nothing happens. But then
if you have, let's say, a sheriff in this case, you know, not enforcing, ending the agreement with
ICE, there's a pretty serious and significant backlash. There has also, though, been, you know,
there was an amazing campaign to eventually get Sheriff, former Sheriff Joe Arpaio out that took like a ton of organizing by immigrant rights organizers
in Arizona. And that was pretty incredible and sustained. And there's been a lot of good stuff
written about it. So it's not, it's not, not the case that people have built campaigns and have
been able to unseat their sheriff. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and that's good to know because I much prefer the slow disassembling of this
in a world in which they don't just get full power
and start going after people
with the wrong signs on their front yards
than any other option here.
It just, it seems like it's one of those situations
where the deck is very much stacked in their favor, right?
In part because of how long I think this problem has been ignored.
Like, it's really just now.
I'm so glad that y'all's podcast is out because I still don't think there's nearly enough attention on, like, what these sheriffs are doing, because this really is, it's so fundamentally anti-democratic in a way that
is also has a great deal of legitimacy in the eyes and ears of at least a lot of the people
living in these areas, right? Like this is not just some Yehu declaring himself, you know,
a militia. It's not like the state of Jefferson movement saying like, we're totally going to
secede from California. These are guys with real power.
So I guess kind of where I,
where I'd like to close by is asking,
do you see a shift in rhetoric from these people from like 2020 to 2024?
Like,
because I,
I feel,
I feel like right now the rhetoric is much more aggressively anti the enemy within,
whereas in 2020 it was much more focused on gun rights and going after migrants.
But I think you would have a better sense of that than I do.
So one thing is that immediately following 2020,
there was some effort on the part of CSPOA to start to slightly distance themselves from the Oath Keepers.
Yeah.
CSPOA and the Oath Keepers, I mean, the former Sheriff Mack, that was the founder of CSPOA, was on the board of the Oath Keepers.
And Stuart Rhodes, who's been charged with seditious conspiracy for his role planning J6, has been working closely with CSPOA for the entire time that CSPOA, for the
most part, has been around. So they were working really, really, really closely together. So there
was a little bit of a shift after J6 where CSPOA tried to distance themselves from the Oath Keepers.
But I would say that the other thing that you touched on is also true, as opposed to focusing so much on kind of nullification of
any sort of creating, you know, second amendment sanctuaries or those types of things. They've
really leaned hard into investigating election fraud and kind of stop the steal style rhetoric.
Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. And they've really leaned hard in a very
frightening way into more like really harsh and horrible anti-immigrant rhetoric. Yeah. And so,
you know, back literally at their 2024 spring CSPOA convening, they're talking about the great
replacement theory. They're talking about doing every single thing in their powers to make sure
that there is not election fraud. They're talking about, you know, making sure that, I don't want to use the terms here, but that undocumented people don't vote in
the elections and those types of things. And then what was really frightening in this plan that I
spoke about briefly in Florida that the state director of CSPOA released is that they are
actually embracing more far-right views overtly in that plan than they have in any other
time, actually, since they were formed. So they're explicitly quoting, for any of your nerds out here
that follow this stuff, this guy Matthew Trujillo. Yeah. And he openly advocated for political
violence and was one of the people who actually justified violence against abortion providers in the 1990s. They quote him numerous times when talking about setting up citizen
militias to actually essentially target election clerks in the event that they are not happy with
how the elections turn out. Yeah. So there is a shift, I would say, in like in multiple directions that that some of which are very, very much just in line with Trump and the Trump campaign to some degree.
And some of which are already kind of, you know, plans for a different type of insurgence at the local level in the event that things don't go in their direction.
Yeah, I'm going to throw us to ads once more and then we will come back and kind of close ourselves out. So everybody, have an ad.
back. So Chloe, yeah, just kind of in closing, what are you kind of keeping your ear to the ground on as we, as we near election day? Like what are kind of your, do you have any like
particular sort of red lines that you're keeping an eye out for from these people?
I am looking closely at Florida and whether some of the plans that they've actually laid out in Florida might happen. I'm
also keeping a close ear to battleground states where it seems like a number of these militias
are kind of activated, aligned with some sheriff's departments. And I want to particularly see if
there's any type of cases that kind of show up in terms of either voter
intimidation or those types of things. And it's just been dawning on me more and more that a
number of the people who are in the CSPOA network are actually in battleground states. And I just
wonder to what degree that's a coincidence or not. I think I'm just trying to kind of get a sense
of how also some of the framing
from these sheriffs continue to shift
and whether they actually become activated,
whether they're posses or citizen militias
that become kind of mobilized
as they did to some degree in 2020.
Well, that's what I will be keeping an eye on too.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for coming on.
Thank you for putting together this podcast series.
Everyone listen to The Insurgents Sheriffs,
co-produced by Political Research Associates
and Quintero Productions.
Again, that's The Insurgents Sheriffs.
You can find it wherever podcasts are found. Thank you for coming
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drop of the podcast in the Bastards
feed so people can listen in on that too.
Thank you so much, Chloe.
Thank you so much for having me. And thank you
listeners.
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Welcome to It Could Happen Here, welcome to it could happen here a podcast taking place on a day they will live in infamy and set a country ablaze i am of course referring to guy fox day i'm your host via wong with me is james
hi i'm here yeah i'm excited i'm excited to share with people some of our national traditions in the
united kingdom yeah and so as a person from the country who won who won the revolution i I'm excited. I'm excited to share with people some of our national traditions in the United Kingdom.
Yeah, and so as a person from the country who won the revolution,
I get to do the British episode because you should have fucking beaten the French.
Yes.
So, all right.
The thing about the gunpowder plot is that like another event occurring on November 5th, there are no heroes and everyone sucks shit.
Yes.
So, in order to return to a time of heroes and to get the context of what the fuck is going on here, we're taking a digression because I am never going to get another chance to talk about this part of history unless I write a Martin Luther episode.
So we're going all the way back to the origins of the split between Protestantism and Catholicism.
Good.
But Martin Luther.
Yeah.
So I was raised a Lutheran.
Okay.
So I got a very, very sanitized version of who Martin Luther was.
And then I read about who Martin Luther actually was.
And I was like, holy shit.
Yeah.
Different dude. Martin Luther actually was and I was like, holy shit! Yeah, different dude.
Martin Luther, and this is the part also
that doesn't really get talked about in the sort of Lutheran
tradition because Lutheran...
The Lutheran tradition is not a revolutionary
tradition, shall we say that.
The thing that Lutheran
did when he started Protestantism
by accident was
accidentally kicked off a genuine
full-scale social revolution in Europe
with his attacks on the Catholic Church. He was not trying to do this, but he very quickly has,
has in fact accidentally done this. And through the sort of breach that he'd opened and like the
iron clad walls of Catholic monarchical rule came the German peasants wars. And my favorite dude in
this entire period of time, uh, Florian Geyer.
I don't think I'm actually familiar with Florian.
Good name.
Oh, this guy rules.
This guy fucking rips.
Okay.
Geyer is a knight who, there's a lot of debate about this,
but the sources that I've read a long time ago when I was reading about this guy
says that he is the only like they are the only
like knights like mounted knights in like the entire history of europe to defect and join a
peasant revolution oh they're these guys they're like the black knights or something yep yep the
black company yeah yeah he fucking rules yeah it slaps so the the german peasant wars kick off and
he he enjoys the peasant revolution with this sword that is supposedly inscribed
with the words,
neither cross nor crown,
which is just unbelievably based.
He fucking proto anarchist.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And his thing,
he came in the black company,
which is part like it's part nights,
part like peasants just basically run around Thuringia and kill the shit out
of nobles and priests and like spread the spread and spread the glorious fire of the peasant revolution.
What a hero, yeah.
It's awesome.
I found a picture of him.
Strong chin as well, I will say.
Powerful jawline.
Yeah, and he has an interesting sort of conflicting legacy.
So he gets killed eventually because the giant peasant revolution is eventually destroyed. and we'll talk about martin luther's role in that in a second but he has this interesting
legacy where he's taken up as a national hero by like every kind of non-establishment faction of
german politics so he's like like there's an ss division named after him oh dear he's also like
one of the heroes of east germany yeah i can see this yeah and like this is one of these things we're like in like in like 20s germany you will
have communists social democrats and the nazis all singing like the same songs about this guy
yeah you know he's one of the few sort of redeemable figures in german history
yeah yeah because he fucking rips yeah and this is what happens with national myth making right
you just take this thing and make it plastic it's like you mold it to whatever you want it to be,
whatever you want your national story to be.
Yeah, yeah.
And this happens with Mokno in Ukraine.
This happens with...
We talked about this on Margaret's show,
and we did a bunch of episodes about anarchism in Korea.
And they do this with a bunch of Korean anarchists, too.
They become national state heroes.
And it's like, well, okay,
this guy would have absolutely shot you. This is one of these things where it's like like if you
if you if you were to show if you were to show this guy the ss you'd be like what the fuck
get my sword out again yeah it's time to it's time to start the killing again yeah and very
specifically gary is like he actually had known Martin Luther
back before he, like,
joined the peasants.
And, like,
specifically the fact
that they're, like,
these peasants are, like,
sacking castles
and killing priests
and, like,
the ruling class
very specifically makes,
is, like,
the fact that the ruling class
could conceivably be in danger
is the thing that convinces
Martin Luther to become,
I think I've made this argument on the show before but i think he is at very worst like
the second greatest kind of revolutionary in my in like the last four or five hundred years
because i i hold that the greatest kind of revolutionary is the one who starts the revolution
and then realizes holy shit i can't control this and i don't like where it's going and then
immediately turns kind of revolutionary to kill everyone who was involved no not like that yeah yeah yeah yeah so the product of this
is that martin luther writes this book kind of long pamphlet called against the murderous
thieving hordes of peasants and aligns himself with the princes yeah and you know, so this is the start of what is eventually a century.
You know, there's a couple of centuries of religious war in here.
We're going to get you. But this is in a lot of ways, I think, the beginning of the reproach ma between Catholicism and Protestantism.
Because sure. Yeah. Because class is more important.
Yeah. Yeah. And that actually weirdly is an extremely important part
of the story of Guy Fawkes Day.
Yes.
The other thing that Luther's up to
in this period is
trying to outflank the Catholics on anti-Semitism,
which is pretty hard because
this is the early
1500s, right?
We are like 40 years out from
two Spanish monarchs expelling the
jews from spain yeah so like 16th century anti-semitism is like peak i don't know it's
hard to exactly like tier list the like periods of anti-semitism but like right like the holocaust
holocaust is obviously number one and then like this period, the Komunitsky Polgrom
and some of the stuff in late 1800s Russia
are the worst periods in human history for this.
Yeah, this is pretty horrific shit.
And Luther decides that he's going to
outflank the Catholics and anti-Semitism.
And so he writes this book called
On the Jews and Their Lies,
which is like... Yeah. The first version of this book called On the Jews and Their Lies which is like
the first version of this that I wrote
had a joke here about how it could have been written by Hitler
but then I
did a little bit of reading about it and was
like holy shit this
specific thing was used by
like Nazi
Lutheran pastors specifically
to justify the lead up to the Holocaust in like
1938. So that's great.
Yeah.
How cool.
Yeah.
So this is,
this is,
you know,
this is the sort of formation of like what you could call like the,
the Protestant kind of revolution against the sort of social revolutionary
forces they kicked off.
Right.
Well,
the antisemitism like hardline stuff is a bit later,
but there's,
there's one more kind of big uprising,
which is very funny which is the the
anabaptist and moonstar who formed this like oh yeah pretty base democratic commune that eventually
kind of turns into like a sex cult thing but like in a way that's more like people realize they could
be poly than it is like normal sex cult yeah it's people it's people like like emerging from an extremely
constrained
like
socialized sexuality
I guess
yeah
and you know
this is like
this is
you know
those are the two
sort of periods
of like
high
of like the highest
levels of class conflict
that are the result
of the Protestant
Reformation
and
this
kind of
ends
with Munster when they all get killed by by the monarchies and this kind of ends with munster when they all get killed yeah by by the monarchies and this is
something about the european peasantry that i i don't know maybe one day i'll do a project on why
the european peasantry was so much worse at doing revolts in the chinese peasantry because the
chinese peasantry knocks off dynasties all the time like the chinese central government is like
a hundred thousand times more formidable as a force than like any
of these dipshit like holy roman empire principalities but the chinese peasantry did it
anyways the dirt that i don't know but the german peasantry fought hard it doesn't go great for them
yeah i mean the entirety of the european society is structured along like the state monopoly on
violence and how oh yeah feudalism is like the sine qua non of feudalism
is having the ability to kill all your peasants yeah and it's it's a it's a it's a system and i
think this is something that like you know this is the there's reflection of this you see in sort
of like fantasy a lot right where like people will write monarchies and then you'll get like
or like he's using like science fiction right we're like people people understand what's bad about a democracy because you've all lived in one and you know
all the ways that it sucks but because most of us like haven't lived under an actual monarchy
you don't yourself man well okay even then even then like compared to this shit, like, people don't understand how just hideous this shit is.
And this is going to play a role.
I mean, this is like, again, this is like the thing that starts the French Revolution,
where the first time that, not the first time, but like, when people actually, like, start beating the monarchists seriously,
people have this tendency to remember, like, the violence of the French Revolution.
It's like, yeah, there was a lot of shit that was
very bad, but also, like,
these people,
these people that they are fighting, these are people
who for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years,
anytime anyone has, like, even dared
to talk back to them has just fucking murdered them,
their families, and everyone around them.
Yeah, like, as horribly as possible.
Yeah.
Yeah, and, you know,
as the process of them
holding on to their
fucking deranged
hereditary power system.
And the consequence of this
is that once these revolutions
are put down,
sort of Protestantism
versus Catholicism,
like, it's not fully this
because it's like
there are sort of popular-y,
I mean, not in a good sense, but there are sort of popular e i mean not in a good sense but there
are sort of like more mass like catholicism versus proselytism stuff but like a lot of it
politically becomes the domain of like princes who are either sort of running wars that are like
nominally religious based although like go go go look on what what side France enters on the 30 years war in about 20 years.
When France enters on the side of the Protestants to figure out exactly how much.
But this kind of conflict becomes this kind of more, the actual politics becomes centralized in the ruling class.
The metaphor that popped in mind to me is one that will make sense to about four people.
class yeah the metaphor that popped in mind to me is one that will make sense to about four people but it's kind of like the way that all politics became centralized in the bath party in syria
over the course of like the 60s and 70s like all where like you have this mass politics but the
only politics that matters is the military and the military factions the military fighting it out like
that's kind of what's happening here is that like all these princes are sort of centralizing
religious power but this means that like religious wars
quote-unquote and conflict becomes the domain of like these coups and counter coups by like princes
and they're like noble factions and shit yeah and that's where we find ourselves in the year 1604 at
the beginning of the gunpowder treason and before before we get that uh do you know what else
supports the gunpowder treason 17th 17th century? Yeah, definitely Chumba Casino.
Yeah, they're really
major funders
of the gunpowder treason.
Yeah, it's okay if you lose
your money at Chumba Casino, guys, because they're trying
to blow up the Houses of Parliament.
We are back.
We are back to the past.
We're back to, I guess, the future of where we were several seconds before that.
So England famously became Protestant when King Henry VIII wanted a new wife and the Pope wouldn't let him get a new wife.
Yeah, another new wife, right?
Like, was it? No, this was a new wife. wife wait there's a rhyme for this divorce but yeah it's divorce
but had it survived yeah yeah yeah i think yeah it was the first divorce because after that he
just went he went ham on the wives and through this incredibly silly chain of events uh they
leave the catholic church and become protestants through Anglicanism, which is Catholicism light.
Yeah, and I think it's more Catholicism light.
Lutheranism also gets described as Catholicism light,
but I can emphatically state there was a major difference
because I was raised Lutheran,
and I fucking have no guilt whatsoever.
It rules. No guilt. Zero.
I feel bad about nothing.
It's awesome. It's no shame catholicism church of
england is is more or less catholicism minus pope yeah yeah and obviously they differ over time
because yeah because it's just the drift of of history they evolve differently yeah yeah but
but then but this this starts like actual a series of kind of horrendous religious conflicts inside of the UK.
We're just like a bunch of random people get killed because once princes become the people controlling religions, everything gets unbelievably stupid really quickly.
Yeah, it's just a vehicle for like elite fucking ambition.
Yeah, they can pick a faction and use that to get a little bit higher up the ladder.
So there's like there's a series of coups and counter-coups
to attempt to reinstall Catholic rule or get rid of Catholic...
And it's all really boring.
It's so boring. I cannot emphasize...
Let me tell you, Mia, I did that in history in school for years.
Somehow I overcame that to get a PhD in history, but that shit was dull.
It's hideously boring.
Which is insane because Bloody Mary is involved in this and it's still boring.
Oh yeah, there's a lot of beheadings, the princes in the tower, famously with the little dead children.
A lot of murder.
Yeah, but boring murder, which is staggering.
How do you make murder boring? Easy.
You do this shit.
Yeah, Shakespeare wrote some good
plays about this shit for those of you who are interested yeah go go consult that yeah i don't
know so by 1604 a group of guys that would eventually extend to like 13 catholic guys
start to form a a frankly not very good plan to do a coup
and appoint a
child king to restore
Catholic rule to England.
Or child queen.
Yeah. They love a child
king. So this plan has
Okay, I'm separating it
out into three stages. I don't know
whether it's fair to, but I'm doing it.
So part one, use a bunch of gunpowder
to blow up the English parliament.
Now, there's something that's very
important to understand what's happening here.
This is not a parliament in the
sense that we understand it today.
This is not like a representative body.
The parliament is
basically an assembly
of nobles. It's the instrument
of power of the English aristocracy,
which is one of the greatest forces for human evil
in the entirety of human,
like the 300,000 year history of humanity.
Yeah, we don't have it.
Britain doesn't have a universal franchise
until after 1832.
So like, yeah.
And this is 1605, right?
Like, and throughout that whole period,
the power of sort of the aristocracy like weighs,
but this is, they are unbelievably powerful.
I see they don't have a universal manhood suffrage until later, 1848.
Before that, every constituency has its own franchise rules, which makes parliament even fucking weirder.
You have some that are like proto-democratic and you have some where it's just a guy.
And he just shows up to parliament and represents himself yeah it's great yeah so you know this part of the plan the blowing up the
parliament plan great we love it we support destroying the english aristocracy uh yeah
always great get the king why not it's gonna was it gonna be at the state opening of parliament i
i think i it was it was going to be at some session of parliament where the king was going to be.
And that was part two of the plan.
Yeah, the state opening of parliament.
Yeah.
Fun fact, Britain still does this.
Incredibly antiquated, like barbaric country.
Yeah, this is where the...
We need China to conquer the UK and establish civilization there.
Like, failed it.
They're like, Britain couldn't even do a bourgeois revolution. Do you know howain couldn't even do a bourgeois revolution do you
know how easy it is to do a bourgeois revolution like sun yet sen pulled it off britain has the
most established fucking aristocracy in the world so oh my god at the british state opening of
parliament which still happens to this day right incredibly like antiquated procedure
they search the cellars of parliament before and to check that
no one else is trying to blow them up like this is now part of the uh part of the uh and like
there's a whole there's like an exchange of hostages uh like like there are all these things
that are built in from bizarre episodes in british history they they send someone from parliament to
buckingham palace to be like a hostage for the duration of the ceremony.
It's incredible.
This is the stupidest system.
The British
system,
I think functionally,
it is a more advanced democratic system
than the American system, but
in terms of the way that its procedure
works, it is like
the American Constitution, which is like one of the most reg it's like procedure works it is like like the american constitution which is like
one of the most regressive constitutions like a constitution that failed to enshrine one person
one vote yeah right like that constitution looks like fucking star trek compared to like
watching the stupid ass king hauling around a scepter. Yeah, some dude bangs on the door three times
and then, yeah, sausage fingers gets in there
and reads his speech.
Yeah, so part two of the gunpowder plot
is to kill the king who's going to be there too.
This is also great.
We like killing the king.
Cool Zone Media is a pro-killing-the-king
media establishment.
Yes, Regicide rules.
We love it.
It's great.
Part three is to
install a Catholic theocracy to replace the
Protestant one, and we simply do not love this.
This shit sucks.
That's where we diverge, sadly.
Yeah. This part's
very bad. V for Vendetta
may have misled you about the intentions
of Guy Fawkes. Yes, and
we'll get to V for Vendetta, because that's
an important part of the closing of this story.
So the plan falls apart.
The plotters get betrayed.
Guy Fawkes, who's the guy who's supposed to light
the gunpowder, gets caught and tortured,
which is really funny because you'll read accounts.
I'm going to read a bit from an account
from the somewhat dubiously named EnglishHeritage.org
that is like, they're just quite pretty good on this.
Yeah, they own lots of big old houses and stuff like uh if you want to go and see like a manor house you're
probably going to give them some money to go in like it's it's not like as bad as something named
english heritage could be i guess it could be a lot more racist in an open and explicit way yeah
yeah now but like the thing about this, like, they don't actually describe what happened to him during his interrogation as torture, even though they tortured the shit out of this guy.
Oh, yeah.
Like, the king was there while they tortured the shit out of this guy.
Yeah, yeah.
Very unpleasant, I imagine.
Yeah, yeah.
And so, eventually, like, all the plotters are, like, either captured or killed.
And I'm going to read this from that English Heritage article.
Quote,
Each was found guilty and sentenced to a traitor's death by the grisly ordeal of hanging, drawing, and quartering.
Oh, yeah.
Hung, drawn, and quartered.
The men were hanged.
It's so bad.
I loved this shit when I was in school.
You don't understand how great this is for, like, eight-year-old boys.
Yeah, but, like but Jesus fucking Christ.
So they were hanged, cut down while still alive, castrated, dismembered and beheaded.
And then their bodies were cut into quarters and displayed for all to see and for birds to feast upon.
According to all accounts, all faced their fates bravely.
So this is something that is genuinely important to understand because we're going to get to the french revolution part of the story very soon these people are fucking deranged
they're like they're psychopaths like they just they do this as public entertainment
oh yeah like they hang people and then cut them down and castrate them and then
dismember and behead them while they're alive like they do this like for fun yeah isn't this
the opening scene of uh the discipline and punish
by foucault doesn't he describe yeah yeah yeah and like you know like this is this is the thing
you have to remember about the french revolution is that like these are the people who rule europe
for like 700 years oh yeah or like these motherfuckers. And so, you know,
they stop the gunpowder treason, no one gets
blown up, and November 5th
immediately gets declared a holiday.
But it's not really the same holiday
as we have today.
I'm going to read again from that article.
Since 1673,
and up until the 19th century, some crowds
have paraded an effigy
of the Pope through the streets, strung up above a bonfire.
This symbolized continuing prejudice towards Catholics.
Which, again, like, you motherfuckers weren't Catholics until like fucking seven seconds ago.
Like, what is wrong with you people?
Like, you were all Catholics until your king decided to make a fake pope so he could get divorced.
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, the anti-Catholicism goes pretty hard.
Like, for a country where you were all literally Catholics until the king decided you weren't.
Oh my god, I hate Christianity so much.
This shit sucks so badly talking of parades have you uh
have you read about the uh the lewis bonfire in sussex no okay they like they go super hard
for bonfire night they also like i think it was the same day or something that some protestants
were burned at a stake there oh great uh but they have this big parade where they
like they drag like i think it's burning barrels of like pitch or tar oh my god possibly those are
the same thing uh they have like i'm gonna invite you to google lewis uh lewis bonfire just just
tell me what the first image you see is oh jesus christ oh no no! That's a parade of burning crosses!
Yeah.
Oh no!
That's correct. Yeah.
Oh jeez!
What you're going to see is a burning crosses.
Jump scare!
So they don't just burn Guy Fawkes in Effigy.
They have these big sort of, every year they'll have like the person of the year they're going to burn. So like, Effig effort that they've burned include David Cameron, Jeremy Clarkson, and Seb Blatter.
Like some of it goes surprisingly hard. Like I think at some point, like there's like a formal,
like they've been investigated by the police for multiple times. Nearly all of them are against politicians.
You know.
We probably should mention they also burned a Romani caravan once,
which is pretty fucking terrible.
Yeah.
All right.
Speaking of burning David Cameron,
do you know who else burns David Cameron?
Is it the goods and services that support this podcast?
Yeah.
Great.
Yeah.
Yeah. support this podcast yeah great yeah yeah we're now returning uh let's go back to that thing i
was reading about what happened to to them them hanging the pope yeah so the last this symbolized
continuing prejudice against catholics however during the french
revolution english and irish catholics fought for britain which found itself on the same side of the
pope and perhaps because of this in around 1800 guy fox seems to have finally entered the picture
as the boogeyman of bonfire night rather than the pope fox was barely mentioned in 5th november
sermons in the 18th century and his name doesn't feature in the titles of books or tracks before
1800 but after that date his name began to feature in the titles of books or tracts before 1800. But after
that date, his name began to appear and
Fox seems to have quickly become a central character
in English popular culture, often
portrayed as a dashing, doomed anti-hero.
Yeah. And
this is a reminder
that Protestantism versus Catholicism
is a fucking joke. The ruling
class has always had one religion,
counter-revolution and when
their asses are on the line,
Protestant terrorists and Catholic Supreme court justices can work together
just fine to make sure you can't get a fucking abortion.
Yep.
So,
you know what,
what we have here,
and this is an interesting thing in the sense of like,
like Guy Fawkes becoming the guy that Guy Fawkes day is about and not like
the Pope is literally an icon
of sort of like, of kind of
revolution. Yeah, that's a good point.
Like specifically against the French Revolution.
But it's interesting because it's like this eventually
seems to kind of have backfired
because Guy Fawkes kind of like
becomes the central figure, right?
But then, and this is something that
like this article also mentions that I want to go into
more. Everything sort of changes again about this when the movie V for Vendetta gets made?
Yeah, it's very strange.
Yeah, and let's actually, before we do V for Vendetta, can you talk a little bit more about what people do during Guy Fawkes Day?
Because it's fun.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah.
So it is fun.
It is a nice, like a little, as burnings in effigy go,
you know, a fun one.
At least what we used to do,
I grew up in a more rural area,
is we'd all, everyone would,
if you had like wood
or you chopped down a tree,
you know, on your land
or you had old furniture,
you'd all bring it to one place, right?
Big field, you pile it.
And it's fucking high.
It's like a couple of stories high by the time.
Damn.
And then you go down on the 5th of November, everyone gets fireworks. highland you're with it's fucking high it's like a couple of stories high by the time damn and then
you go down on the 5th of november everyone gets fireworks this is where i'll tell my fireworks
story very amusingly when i was younger uh everyone in my village club together to buy one of those
fireworks displays you know where it's like a box and you light one fuse and they all go off yeah
oh shit so we've set that up my dad and his mate and uh we're in the van there
we've lit it and then we've we're sort of standing there like ready to go
um and unfortunately we've placed it upside down
bouncing off the ground and then it flips on the side and it just we're now behind the van
it's fucking smashing the van.
So yeah, what you do is you get fireworks, you shoot them at your friends,
you shoot them in the air.
You have a massive bonfire.
And this is November in Britain, right?
So, you know, days are short, nights are long, everything's wet.
So you're using a lot of petrol to start the bonfire, like, you know, irresponsible amounts of flammable.
You just have a huge fire.
And then if you have old clothes, at least I'm sure it's different if you grew up in
like a more urban setting, what we would do is we'd get our old clothes, tie the bottom
of the trousers together, tie the wrists together, and then you stuff all that with straw, the
bedding that you have, right right and then you put a head
on it uh it's like a bag like a plastic bag or flower bag you draw a little face on it and that's
your guy um you can go around to people's houses and ask for a penny for the guy that's that had
sort of become quite old-fashioned by the time i was a child but you make these guys and then you
take them down there and then you put them
on top of the bonfire
before you light it.
And everyone watches
as he catches on fire
and burns to death.
And you have toffee apples
at the other thing.
Ooh, that's fun.
Apples which are dipped in toffee.
Yeah, I used to like it.
And you have sparklers,
you know,
which is, you know,
a little sparkler on a stick.
Yeah, it was fun.
Yeah.
It's got something for every age.
You're a little kid, you have a sparkler,
and then once you get to 10, 12,
you can shoot fireworks at your friends.
Really, it's something for everyone,
I guess, unless you're Catholic.
But that's the thing, though.
Catholicism and Protestantism...
It's secularized.
Yeah, they've been united
in the single great British religion
of counter-revolution.
So now everyone can celebrate
Guy Fawkes Day together day together yeah it's true and it's supposed to like reinforce
the state and be like if you fuck with the state we will burn you which v for vendetta kind of i
guess messes with a little bit but uh yeah and and this i think it's actually a really interesting
process because i think guy fox now is most known for the Guy Fawkes mask,
which was one of the symbols of Anonymous
and one of the symbols of...
Yeah, but it wasn't before that.
Yeah, yeah.
And part of how this happens is a character named Guy Fawkes
in Alan Moore's V for Vendetta.
And V for Vendetta is not about a Catholic plot
to establish the Catholic rule in Britain. This is about
effectively the government
of the UK is going to have in five years
when they just completely
descend into fascism.
We're not that far away now, to be honest.
It's about that government getting overthrown by an
anarchist revolution.
It's like this
because Alan Moore is a leftist.
It's made by the Wachowskis of Matrix fame who are also trans leftists.
We're going to close on them, actually.
But, you know, sort of what happens here, right, is, like, this mask becomes a symbol of, like, kind of, like, really altogether detached from the original figure of Guy Fawkes.
And, like, through the form of this movie, like, this becomes the symbol of, like, the 2011, like, Occupy Cycle revolutions everywhere.
Yeah.
this becomes the symbol of like the 2011,
like occupy cycle revolutions everywhere.
Yeah.
And like,
like one of my most sort of like harrowing memories, like coming up in that movement was of this,
like 2014,
everything's going,
by 2014,
everything's going to shit.
Right.
Like the Syrians of war is kicked off.
The Rabah massacre in Egypt has like slaughtered a bunch of protesters and
Egypt's like just under full military rule.
And there's a, like there are like palestinian kids like wearing guy fox masks and there's like this image that haunts me there's a video and an image of it of this kid is like this kid's like
17 maybe like 16 17 like wearing this mask and he walks around a corner and his really sniper
just fucking shoots him in the head and there's this picture of him with like this just like mask with a hole in it next to his face and he's just like lying
there on the floor and it's like one of the things that is like the reason why the way i am now is
because of that shit yeah and you know in some sense like he's becoming weirdly an enduring
danger to the state in ways that he would be extremely pissed about. Which is very funny to me.
It started as a graphic novel, right?
It was a graphic novel before.
Yeah, yeah.
It was an Alan Moore graphic novel.
Comic books.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I want to close on the Wachowskis.
And specifically, I wanted to shout out.
So again, like the Wachowskis made the movie V for Vedetta,
which is the thing that like popularized it
and is in a lot of sense, responsible for the aesthetic
of the 2011
revolutions. And she's
founded a new project called Anarchist United.
I'm going to quote from an interview with
her, quote, it will be a studio
wholly owned by a foundation. It's owned by
this 501c3. The 501c3 provides
grants for artists and young filmmakers
with marginalized points of view. Hopefully
those people will create stuff,
bring it over to the studio.
The studio can make it and then fund the foundation.
So you create this evergreen operation
that can hopefully exist outside of the studio system
if necessary.
And so they're making a bunch of trans shit,
like they're adapting Gretchen Falcon Martin's Manhunt,
which is like the most trans femme ass
like book of the last,
like,
like it's a book about trans misogyny and it's getting,
and we're getting it fucking adapted.
So yeah,
it's really cool.
And yeah,
like I think,
I think,
I don't know that that's the thing I want to close on is like a note of hope
of like,
even the most deranged kind of revolutionaries actions against the state can
sometimes ricochet around 400 years later and
turn into like a revolutionary movement bounce back into transform films and uh it's like um i
often think about hunger games like yeah the hunger game symbol i've i would love to interview
the lady who wrote hunger games i think she's quite like she doesn't like the media attention
so much from what I've heard.
But like that became the symbol of the like around the Milk Tea Alliance, right?
In Hong Kong, Myanmar, obviously, even in Thailand.
Yeah.
And like, it's fascinating how these things have these cultural and like, yeah, they sort of bounce around.
It becomes a bit completely different from what they were. Yeah. And, you know, it's this weird thing, too, because, like, The Hunger Games is born of Suzanne Collins, like, flipping channels between coverage of, like, watching the bombing in
the Iraq War and reality TV.
Yeah.
I remember reading that.
And you watch, like, this rebound of this, like, the intense reaction of this cultural
moment to 2003 2004 like the like the one of one
of the peaks of of american like kind of revolution rebounds around and suddenly a bunch of like a
bunch of a bunch of revolutionaries of bm bar are doing the like fucking two figures thing yeah yeah
doing the cub scouts yeah and so you know this is one of these things where like you know who knows where your story
one day
is going to end up
in Rebound 2
but
if we survived this
we are promised
that this year
was the beginning
of the golden age
of leftist trans cinema
so
let's fucking get there more
and
yeah
if you're in England
enjoy burning shit tonight
yeah
if you're in America
who knows
maybe same also enjoy burning shit tonight. Yeah. If you're in America, who knows?
Maybe same. I'm going to enjoy burning shit tonight.
Yeah.
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You just barely drifted off when the sound of shouts wafted in from across the street.
Reflected sirens bounce off your bedroom window.
Through a fog of sleep, you reflect on the last few days.
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say the blizzard of lawsuits launched on behalf of Trump have no chance at winning, but that didn't
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provocateurs online have started circulating allegations of election fraud
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you're jolted awake in your bed by the sound of breaking glass and screaming.
You stay low and crawl to your front window to peep out across your yard and into the street
before you. Three police cruisers are stacked up
in front of your neighbor's house.
You can't imagine why.
You know, he did some volunteer canvassing a few weeks back.
He volunteered at a voting precinct.
Could they be there because of that?
You try a few different search terms on social media
to puzzle out the truth.
It looks like a few people around the country
are reporting similar raids,
but most of
the posts register as deleted before you can click on them. There's more shouting from inside your
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You turn back, drop the shades, and with a pounding heart, retreat to your bedroom.
Maybe he won't knock. Maybe he just wanted to scare you. Maybe.
Hello, everyone, and welcome to It Could Happen Here. I'm Robert Evans, and back in early 2019,
I released the first season of this show. It wasn't a daily news and politics podcast back then.
Instead, it gave a focused argument for why a new U.S. civil war was more frightening and possible
than you might guess. Over the last few years, that belief has become, unfortunately, mainstream.
It is no longer fringe or unique to talk about a new civil war as a real possibility. There was a
blockbuster movie earlier this year
based around presenting what it called a realistic picture of such a possibility. I'll leave my
thoughts on that for another time. A Marist poll from earlier this year showed that 47% of Americans
consider a second civil war likely or very likely. This is a massive shift, considering where things were when I wrote
the podcast series in 2019. That number includes an expected 53% of Republicans,
but also 40% of Democrats and 41% of Independents. Depending on how you want to see it,
I've either been vindicated as much as is possible for someone in my line of work,
or I've played an outsized role in creating a
particularly dangerous egregore in the collective unconsciousness of our nation, effectively
talking this possibility into being. I'm really not sure either way. My conscience has been
troubled on that matter ever since the first episode started coming out. If you'll remember,
midway through the first season, we dropped an extra episode I hadn't initially intended as part of the run, just trying to stop people from panicking.
And ever since, I've kept that as a particular goal in my head. However you want to, you know,
think about this, the first season of It Could Happen Here undoubtedly helped to make my career.
Today, Sophie and I run an entire network that employs several dozen people,
career. Today, Sophie and I run an entire network that employs several dozen people, largely on the strength of that series. And yet, I have no issue telling you that I don't have any idea how election
day is going to go. You know, we've had a lot of polls lately that seem much better for Harris.
A number of pollsters are starting to shift. You know, there's a good chance that they were hurting
in the direction of Trump because they didn't want to underestimate him again.
But there's also a good chance that that Seltzer poll is an outlier.
And now these guys are hurting in the direction of Harris winning because they don't want to be embarrassed.
I really have no idea what's going to happen.
My official stance is that it's probably pretty close to a coin flip, although maybe one that favors Harris now, you know,
more than one that favors Trump. Whatever happens, I don't know what's going to happen,
let alone what's going to happen the day after. And as I sat down to write this episode, which
is going to air on the day of the election, I went back and forth as to where the focus should be.
I did consider doing another Don't Panic style episode. Perhaps that would have been the call.
You know, depending on how today goes, people might either be listening to this and, you know,
relaxing or listening to this and in a heightened state of panic. You know, it really depends on
where things are and where things are in the counting of votes by this period of time.
My reasoning on what I decided to do is pretty
simple, which is that I think there's a good chance we either know or have a strong inkling
of how this election is going to shake out by the time this episode airs. And at the time I write
this, the indicators do look better for Harris than for Trump, enough that I'd say the election
leans in her direction. And so I think there's a lot of value in talking about what might happen in the aftermath
of that if Trump tries to protest the election results and if he goes particularly trying to
protest by force. And if that's the case, if that's the direction he lands in, I think these
shooters that we have to worry about, and I mean that in the figurative sense, right? You know,
people who support him, people who will put skin in the game in order to try to force him into office. I think they're different
than they were last time. I don't think the threat here is that a bunch of proud boys and the like
raid the Capitol next January. I think the threat here has a lot more to do with licensed law
enforcement officers who have already declared themselves in the tank for Trump.
We ran an episode just the other day about the constitutional sheriff's movement.
There's a lot to say about that.
One in four law enforcement officers today report to a sheriff.
They make 20% of all arrests in the country.
Earlier this year, Wired published an article on the far-right sheriffs ready to disrupt the election. It focused heavily on Dar Leaf,
who sits on the board of the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association, or CSPOA.
Leaf, a Trump supporter and sheriff in Berry County, Michigan, has spent the lead-up to this
election investigating the 2020 election. He's tried to seize voting machines and run militia
training courses where he offers to
teach potential jurors, homeschoolers, ladies and gentlemen, how to form an ad hoc posse,
each member armed with, quote, a standard AR-15 type military grade weapon and at least 500 rounds
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We're back, and we're talking about a constitutional sheriff who sits on the board of that organization named Dar Leaf. Leaf has already promised to have his posse patrolling stations
in Berry County to watch for evidence of fraud and illegal immigrant voting in what's expected
to be one of the swing states this election might hinge on. Deeply reported articles like that
Wired piece have warred in my own personal paranoia with troubling accounts on social media.
The day before the election, which is when I wrote this, I came across a post
on the Pennsylvania subreddit from a Philly voter titled, My Dad Just Got Harassed by a Police
Officer About the Election. Quote, He was driving down the old Lincoln Highway when a trooper stopped
him and asked him if he was voting tomorrow. Trooper, will you be voting tomorrow? Dad, that's
none of your business. Trooper, who are you voting for tomorrow? Dad, none of your business.
Trooper, oh, so you're illegal. Now, the poster's dad, who is Hispanic, stated that he didn't have to answer that and asked if he was being detained. The trooper let him go. But later, according to
the poster, this happened. When my dad went to the precinct, there were three other people there to
report the exact same story, election harassment at a traffic stop. Turns out the officer or officers doing it aren't even from Bucks County
or Pennsylvania. They're New Jersey state troopers, wild to cross state borders to harass people
driving down the highway. In the lead up to the 2020 election, we were all deeply worried about
the dangers of different far-right groups, militias, and organizations like the Proud Boys,
who wore right-wing death squad patches and threatened to throw leftists out of helicopters
when their god-emperor won re-election. Today, most of those figures are either a spent force
or something that cannot act on its own, reliant upon the backing of groups like the aforementioned
constitutional sheriffs, or being empowered by a Trump-controlled White House if they want to have any hope of being directly relevant again.
The positive side of this is that it allows us to triage our fears. The downside is that
independent paramilitary actors are, in fact, something we can easily combat as individuals
and communities. Portland proved that when it eventually won its five-year street
battle to oust these sundry right-wing groups from constant occupations of the city. When groups like
the Proud Boys cross the line into outright violence, it is legal to meet them with defensive
violence, and they can and have been beaten this way. That's simply not something the extant
left-wing community defense organizations and political
groups in this country can say and do against, for example, law enforcement entities hell-bent
on executing a purge against the left. In rallies prior to the election, Trump has often merged
promises to prosecute his political opponents, us, with promises to use ICE to deport 20 million
illegals and to send in the military or federal
law enforcement to clean up cities. I want to quote now from an article in the New Republic
reporting on a rally earlier this year in Wilmington, North Carolina.
Today I am announcing a new plan to end all sanctuary cities in North Carolina and across
our country, said Trump. No more sanctuary cities. As soon as I take office, we will
immediately surge federal
law enforcement to every city that is failing, which is a lot of them, to turn over criminal
aliens, and we will hunt down and capture every single gang member, drug dealer, rapist, murderer,
and migrant criminal that is being illegally harbored. The article goes on to note, Trump has
previously vowed to militarize U.S. law enforcement to restore law and order to our cities, which he
claimed had become cesspools of bloodshed and crime under President Joe Biden. Trump has argued that additional
federal funding and forces would help supplement supposedly defunded police departments,
but that extra help would only go to cities that complied with ICE. Now, this is scary stuff,
and it would necessitate some sort of response if it were to happen, but I don't really know how to
tell you to organize against it right now. There are so many unknowns that one would need to factor
into any plans. I could theorize about underground railroads to help people avoid deportation or to
avoid being raided for their past political activism. And I could base those theories on,
for example, how activists in Nazi Germany helped hide people from the Gestapo.
But those heroes of yesteryear existed in a world where the technological tools available to the enemy were primitive beyond compare to what exists today. Perhaps the most chilling
article I read this year had nothing to do with ICE or right-wing paramilitaries and everything
to do with the technology that has been standard among law enforcement for years.
to do with a technology that has been standard among law enforcement for years. License plate recognition systems, like Motorola's DRN, use optical character recognition technology to
identify the text of a vehicle's license plate and put it in a searchable database.
The policing implications of this are obvious and not all negative, although it's far from clear if
they actually work, too. The idea is that if someone carries out a drive-by shooting or assaults a woman on the street or is seen fleeing some other form of dangerous crime
by someone who gets the car make and model and maybe the first couple letters of the plate,
DNR's database of more than 15 billion vehicle sightings built from automatic recordings of
license plate reading cameras on police cruisers and tow trucks and the like might well help
identify and stop someone before
they hunt or kill again. Now, there's serious reason to question whether or not this system
actually works this way. I'm not claiming to take a stance on this one way or the other.
I'm not an expert on this. But the issue here from a privacy standpoint, when we imagine
what might happen in a future Trump-dominated government is that you can't train a system like this
to only pay attention to license plates,
nor is there any benefit to Motorola in doing so.
And recent investigations conducted by a private detective
with access to DNR's database for her work
have shown that someone with access to this database
can search based on more than just license plates.
They can look up signs supporting political
candidates and match them to front yards and thus to people's addresses. They can find individuals
who were captured by these cameras. And there are, again, billions of these photos wearing,
for example, Planned Parenthood shirts. This is not an idle fear. This is a weapon that could
very easily be used by the enemy within months of you listening to this. This is also
a weapon that, in an event like the one I forecasted at the start of this episode,
could be used to crack down on activists and voters in counties that are loyal to Trump in
some sort of national schism situation. Police officers already misuse databases like this with
comic regularity. In 2022, a different Wired investigation
showed that hundreds of ICE employees and contractors had been caught abusing similar
databases made via license plate recognition systems. Some had used them to stalk citizens.
Stuff like this pairs forebodingly with threats made by emboldened pro-Trump cops earlier this
election season. I'm talking about something that happened in September, when Ohio Sheriff of Portage County Bruce Zukowski posted a screenshot of a Fox News
segment criticizing the current president over his immigration record and the impact of Haitian
migrants on Springfield, Ohio, from an article in the AP by Michael Rubicam. Likening people in the
U.S. illegally to human locusts, Zukowski wrote on a personal
Facebook account and his campaign's account, when people ask me what's going to happen if the
flip-flopping laughing hyena wins, I say, write down all the addresses of the people who had their
signs in their yards. That way, Zukowski continued, when migrants need places to live, we already have
the addresses of their new families who supported their arrival. Now, as the full context of that statement makes clear,
Zukowski was not technically threatening Harris voters.
But it's pretty much impossible for me to take that as anything but a threat,
just one dressed up enough for plausible deniability
in an environment where the future ability of Zukowski
and those like him to punish Democrats is still unclear.
And we're going to talk more about that.
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Now, I don't mean to make it sound like that there's nothing that can be done to fight against
technological tools and the arsenal of repression like this. But I have no doubt that if the Republicans do take total power, they will
read any positive election result for them as a mandate to punish the left and purge the people
Trump has already repeatedly called the enemy within. And I worry that in the event of any sort
of national schism, either where there's an extended period of time where Trump is claiming
to have been the winner, or if there's a situation where he just has himself inaugurated in Florida and you have a bunch of these counties and states
around the country sign up for Trump, that the first thing we'll see law enforcement do in these
areas is punish the enemy within, especially if they declare themselves on a war footing with the
rest of the country. These are all things that are maybe not the likeliest possibility here,
but they are
something to keep in mind and they are something that represents a real danger at this point. I
don't think anyone who's paid attention to the kinds of things the Republicans have been saying
lately can deny that. Now, it is important to remember that whatever plan these people try
won't work as well as they hope. We've been watching them for years, and if there's one
thing you know about all of the people around Trump, it's that they're fuck-ups. That doesn't
mean they can't win. It doesn't mean they're not dangerous. It just means that they're going to
make mistakes. Now, those mistakes aren't going to be survivable for everybody that we care about,
which is something that should be on your mind. Bruce and most of the Trump-aligned police,
local and federal, still feel a need to couch their threats in deniable terms, though. But many on the far right have been less careful. And one thing we've
seen as this election has lurched closer to its conclusion is a lot of people, people like
particularly Elon Musk, have absolutely taken their masks off. Now, I think this had a lot to
do with the fact that Trump was looking more like the favorite a couple of weeks ago, and they felt like after years of, you know, having to do what Bruce did, having to cover up
their outright eliminationist impulses, they no longer had to do that. Now, obviously, some
influential people on the far right have been masked off for much longer, and this is something
that should concern you as well. One of the most sinister examples of this is Jack Posobiec,
a former U.S. Navy intelligence officer whose recent book, Unhumans, is framed as a secret history of communist
revolutions. From an article in Mother Jones, quote, they, they being Posobiec and his co-author,
claim, for as long as there have been beauty and truth, love and life, there have also been the
ugly liars who hate and kill, and these people of anti-civilization have always gone by different
names. Communists, socialists, leftists, and progressives. The pair contend that these folks,
be they the Bolsheviks of Russia or the BLM activists of this decade, are better called
unhumans. It's a hard-edged message. The foes of conservatism are not merely misguided souls
pushing the wrong policies, but people who seek to annihilate civilization. They rob and kill
Posobiec and Lissac, his co-author maintain. They don't believe what they say. They don't care about
winning debates. They don't even want equality. They just want an excuse to destroy everything.
They want an excuse to destroy you. Now, Jack has been a laughable character for much of his career,
but his outright eliminationist rhetoric has had an audience in the halls of power.
J.D. Vance himself provided a blurb for the book, claiming it shows us what to do to fight back. Steve Bannon, meanwhile,
wrote the foreword. Now, I started this episode with a fictional vignette, imagining what might
happen if Trump chooses to contest the election without right force, and he might. The good news
is, I think that such an effort would be doomed to fail. If he sticks to the courts, trying to
refuse certifications and kick the election to the House is a better chance at succeeding. And
it is possible that isolated thefts of ballots and arrests of poll workers could play into a
broader effort like this. But doing so is a big risk. My gut tells me that moving so openly,
resorting to violence first, creates a situation in which the Biden administration and the incoming
Harris administration would have to respond with force. There would have to be consequences.
And given that they currently control the arsenal of state power, I think they would win even in the
event that you have all of these sheriffs break for Trump and some sort of insurgent situation
develop. If that were to happen, having backed this insurgency would put Trump in real jeopardy,
and it would put a lot of his backers in jeopardy as well.
It might even force consequences for provocateurs like Posobiec and even Elon Musk.
Backing an outright violent coup is almost the only thing I can imagine putting Musk
behind bars.
There are pieces of this logic train that I find comforting, but there are also pieces
that aren't.
Many of us, me included, made the mistake of assuming that after January 6th, 2021, Trumpism might finally be a spent
force. He'd gambled too much and he'd lost too big. But despite the existential threat he presented
himself as being, the Democratic Party and the Merrick Garland Justice Department largely chose
mercy for the main players. I suspect anything short of armed insurrection
will see a similar reaction from them this year. I don't believe Musk's fears that the Democrats
will throw him in prison if Harris wins are real. I'll read that instead as his own predictive
justification for the violence he'd like to support against his political enemies.
That desire won't go away just because Trump rides off into the sunset and the Republican
party has to go
searching for another Fuhrer. If we defer their dream, it will simply sit under the floorboards
and fester, waiting for the next opportunity, and that won't take long. Kamala will inherit a broken
system and a world where climate change and conflict are on the rise. Low-information voters,
less literate by the day, will continue to swing back and forth.
The feral beast we've heard growling all year long will surge forward, all the hungrier for being made to wait.
If you've kept up with our election coverage this year, you've probably noticed that we haven't endorsed any candidates,
and I haven't wasted any time advising our listeners to vote.
I happen to be someone who does think a Harris win represents substantially less harm than a Trump win to a lot of people, but I don't think that the folks who listen to our podcast are waiting for me to make that decision for them.
I don't agree with the anti-electoralist side of things on every matter, but one place where I do agree with them is that a Harris win won't fix what's broken.
It represents the historic equivalent of jinking out of the way in a dogfight. Necessary,
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the election, trying not to think too much about it. But I wrote a new ending to this because I
just thought that what I had there was incomplete.
Now, when it comes to what does work in the long run to beat these people, my mind is drawn back
constantly to perhaps an odd place, a 2011 article in the scientific journal Nature titled
The Evolution of Overconfidence. Now, the gist is that this was an attempt by two scientists
to solve the evolutionary mystery of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
It seems to be extraordinarily common for people who know very little about a subject
to overestimate their competence in it.
This is probably why so many Americans think they could win a fistfight with a bear.
Such a phenomenon seems profoundly
maladaptive. How could overestimating our abilities provide any kind of benefit to evolutionary
fitness? The explanation devised in this paper is that overconfidence is beneficial more often
than not because in a hypothetical situation where two organisms are competing for a resource and
evenly matched in the event of a fight, the organism that
is more confident is likelier to reach for that resource. If they do, one of three things can
happen. They fight and win, they fight and lose, or the other organism backs away, insecure in its
chances of victory, and they get that resource without even fighting for it. Such a scenario favors the overconfident individual,
so much so that it might explain why many of us seem to have a built-in tendency
to irrationally judge our own capabilities.
Now, I first became aware of this research almost a decade ago
when I started work on my first published book, A Brief History of Vice.
At the time, I found it interesting because it posited
a likely adaptive basis for a kind of bad behavior, and that's what my whole book was about.
In the years since, though, I've come to see it as the fundamental underlying explanation for how
fascists win. It's well established that fascist regimes and individuals themselves are bad at
threat modeling. We can bring up examples as varied as the invasion
of the Soviet Union or that proud boy who got shot in Portland after picking the wrong fight,
and of course, January 6th. There are many examples to choose from, but as often as they fail,
the success of these movements is also based entirely on their willingness to dare and the
fact that liberals in particular are often too frightened
and cautious to confront them. We are still dealing with Donald Trump and his foot soldiers
in 2024 because no one quite had the guts to confront him to the degree he needed to be
confronted. Doing so would have meant taking unprecedented legal steps and risking right-wing
backlash that likely would have included acts of terrorism.
In the end, most people with any say in the matter chose to either back away or, at best, pull their punches until after the election.
On other episodes of this show, our correspondent Mia and I
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We are up against a coalition of used car dealers,
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stances on their own power, and churches that by any decent measure lost their justification for
tax-exempt status years ago. These are all forces that can be targeted and neutered through the
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Because when you're sitting across from a monster, one that's fattened on overconfidence,
and you see him start to reach again,
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On today's episode, we have Robert Evans, Harrison Davis, Mia Wong, James Stout, Margaret
Kildroy, and I'm Sophie Lichterman.
This is the post-election episode.
Robert.
Yeah, it happened here.
Is happening.
Has continued to happen here.
Yeah.
Yeah, this has been a podcast from the beginning about things falling apart, which is a great business to be in, I guess, because they keep doing that.
I want to start by kind of talking about yesterday's episode, the one that I dropped before the election, because I thought a lot about what to put out on the day of the election. And I kind of made the call, which, I don't know,
regrets the wrong word. I made the call yesterday that like, okay, we've got this new poll from
Seltzer. People are starting to feel like some of this late breaking news is good for Harris.
Some of the pollsters are hurting back in that direction.
I probably should do something to kind of like pump the brakes on enthusiasm and remind people that even if she wins, there's still a lot of dangers out there, right? Because that's what
I saw as like the big threat model is Harris is likely to win and then people are going to forget
about these constitutional sheriffs and all these different kind of like right-wing ghouls that will
still be a problem if we don't take care of them, right? If we don't do anything to actually like
hamper their ability to exercise power. So I wrote that episode with that in mind. And it turns out I
was being overly optimistic. And I think I was being overly optimistic in part, you know, I tend
towards pessimism, which is why this show exists in the
first place. You know, one of the things that's happened is we've gotten bigger and more people
have listened is whenever like shit happens in the world, we get bombarded on the subreddit and
just like in emails to myself with people saying versions of like, I don't know what to do using
language that's like very worrying sometimes about how hopeless they feel
and so i've kind of felt a growing responsibility to like spread calm and hope and i think that
merged to a degree with the you know after my dad died this desire to like not just be sad and
a doomer and i think it led me to have i guess more, more of an optimistic, like I forced myself into an unreasonably
optimistic frame of mind just because I thought that was the responsible thing to do. And I guess
I'm kind of like evaluating that now, like what should I have done differently, you know, if I'd
been in a more logical state of mind? And I guess the answer is, I don't know how to be in a more
logical state of mind. Like the problem is there's so much, you know, you've got this hyper object of a political realignment happening in our country in this very dark direction. You're also trying to deal with, and I'm sure everyone listening is dealing with versions of this on their own, you know, people you care about getting sick and dying and, you know, losing jobs or having to start new ones and embarking, starting to become
a parent or whatever. Everybody's got all these massive things in their own lives. And trying to
keep a completely rational perspective on the political happenings in this country while
remaining unaffected from the way in which your own life is going to color your optimism and biases is probably a hopeless cause to some extent, which I guess is part of why we're here to try and as a collective offer people our most reasonable sort of averaged opinion about what's going to happen.
So I guess that's what we're going to try to do here.
That's what I've got to start with. I mean, hope is illogical, but it is necessary.
And I think that's really where we have to start. I'm going to toss over to Margaret real quick.
About hope? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Margaret, fix this for us.
I will. Just to say, just to say, I woke up today with some hope.
And I think a lot of that is from my friendship with Margaret.
And I don't think there's a better person
to talk about that than her.
Yeah, Margaret.
I appreciate that.
I often make the joke about the fact
that I named myself Killjoy in my 20s
and then became a professional optimist.
But I think that,
and I think that actually it could happen here.
I think folks here do it really well.
Sometimes determination is almost sometimes the right word instead of hope, right?
Because, or like optimism isn't always the right word because you're like, well, bad things are happening and they're going to happen and they're going to keep happening. Right. And so sometimes
we look at like, like climate change, for example, which is the broader problem, you know, you're
like, well, no matter what we do, it's going to get worse. And so the immediate electoral problem in front of us, like no matter what happens,
it's going to get worse before it gets better. But we need to stay aware of that and stop
pretending like the bad things aren't coming while then still looking at saying like, well,
what can we do? And for me, the thing that I focus on, I have a therapist friend who talks about how agency is the opposite of trauma, you know, and that the more
that we act with agency while bad things are happening, the less that they destroy us emotionally.
And so I think that focusing on what can we do is just incredibly useful and necessary. And also,
the fact that things are in turmoil right now,
and that means lots of bad things are happening,
the old status quo is gone.
We saw that with the defeat of the Democrats.
Their whole thing is that they doubled down
on the old status quo.
And people don't want that.
People want something different.
And Trump offers something different,
a very horrible nightmare thing that's different.
And the Democrats did not offer something different.
And so I actually think in a weird way, we are in a good position to, on a grassroots level,
build something different and say that people want something different. And I think that by
working towards something different and better, well, it's the best way to keep our own spirits up you know yeah thanks thanks magpie i absolutely agree james what's
your perspective here yeah like it goes without saying that like trump's proposed border policies
are horrific and his proposed migration policies are horrific harris's were also bad i think like
that doesn't mean that that trumps acceptable or the same. They're not.
But also, I think having spent as much time as I have with refugees,
having spent as much time as I have with people who have gone through things that are horrific,
and state hostility, state violence, civil war, etc.,
I have a lot of hope that, like Margaret said,
there's this quote from Derutu
that probably isn't real about how we're not afraid of ruins
and we've lived in ruins our whole lives and we'll build our future
in the ruins of the old world.
But when I think about the next four years,
the state will be absent or hostile right now.
Absent at best and hostile at worst.
It's been that way at the border for a very
long time yeah and we've built our little community and our little world and like when i am sad when
i'm despairing when i'm scared i think about the things that we did in the last year right we fed
tens of thousands of people by ourselves and in doing that we demonstrated how powerful we are in the
absence of the state because the state wasn't there or the state was actively hostile we were
able to step in and from nothing we were able to build something that took care of people who needed
to be taken care of and that like we're not special or unique you know we didn't have like some
incredible structure here before people just showed up to help people. And like more people will need to do that now. And that will mean that there are
more people in difficult places who need help. Right. But that doesn't mean that you can't do
it. If we can do it, you can do it. And having done it has made me less, I just i'm not as scared as i would be if i felt like i was on my own
or if i felt like that we can't deal with this because we can and i know that because we have
and i want obviously that's something we're going to focus on right we have
between now and the middle of january i've no idea how many weeks or days that is, but it's a lot of time to organize.
And it's a lot of time to put aside some of the differences we might have, some of the petty disagreements we might have,
some of the shit that people have said on Twitter.com and get together and organize and build a way of taking care of each other that doesn't rely on the state.
Because that's always been what we
needed and we need it now even more so yeah speaking of what we need now here's some ads
oh robert tonal tone bad what else what else was i supposed to do what else was i just can't stop
him that was just physics there was no other way for that to go. An object in motion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
That was like the oceans forming after the moon hit the earth
or whatever happened to make oceans.
I don't know how oceans came about.
Don't ask me that question.
They call him Robert Tectonic Plate Evans.
All right. Welcome back to It Could Happen Here, where it is happening here and Robert still can't help himself to make strange ad transitions. Garrison, what do you got for us?
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I am not an optimist. And I also put a lot of work into not being a
doomer. I try to be pretty realistic about a whole bunch of my thoughts and analysis on this
sort of thing. And I tend towards survival as kind of one of my main priorities. And I'd like
to talk a little bit about kind of some of what we actually saw on election night and maybe some small misconceptions going around. Mainly this kind
of idea that the country has like wildly swung to the right. Like people have like overwhelmingly,
like more so than ever before, have voted for like far right figures, have voted for far-right figures, have voted for far-right bills, basically wanting
this complete nationalistic takeover. If you look at the presidency, the Supreme Court,
the House, the Senate. And I mean, the final count is still coming in. We are recording this
Wednesday afternoon. It's noon on the West Coast right now. And Trump has almost the same number
of votes as he got in 2020.
I think it's a little bit under at this point. Now, there is some demographic changes.
Certain groups may have leaned more towards or against Trump than in past elections.
But the final, like, averaged popular vote number is at this point pretty much the same.
Now, kind of why this has happened, why he's still kind of sweeping all of
these swing states, is we've kind of had a collapse of trust in the Democratic Party.
And you could attribute this to a lot of things. I don't think it's a single thing. It is
obviously a confluence of events. I think one of the big things is like 9% inflation is kind
of hard to beat. If people, to Margaret's point earlier, they're looking for something different. And Harris meaningfully was not offering anything substantially different.
She's the VP, right? She has that legacy. I don't think Biden could have done much more to alter
the inflation, but that doesn't matter. People feel this, and that's very strong.
And there's other reasons why people have kind of lost faith
in the democratic party or aren't as willing to come out in as high numbers uh as we saw back in
2020 and and crucially but back in 2020 in a lot of the swing states the vote was very close although
the popular vote swung pretty heavily towards biden in a lot of the crucial swing states in some
of the states he was only like 20 000 votes ahead like it was it was it was it was a pretty tight race in some of those states yeah now the other thing i'm kind of
seeing which kind of reflects this idea that like the country hasn't wildly like the average people
haven't wildly become a more fascist it's that even in states that have elected trump they have
also passed like a decent number of progressive initiatives, including abortion
rights. Voters in Arizona and Missouri approved ballot initiatives that will serve to protect
abortion rights until like further laws are in the books. And in Maryland, in Montana, Nevada,
and New York, where abortion is legal, and Colorado, where there's no laws restricting
abortion, they all passed measures
that enshrine those rights into law. Now, Florida, unfortunately, was not able to do this due to the
super majority rules. Even though majority people did vote for this in Florida, they did not reach
the 60% threshold. So that did not pass in Florida. But 57% though. Very close. It was close and it
was an outright majority. Yeah, so people are
willing to vote for these types of things, even if they're unwilling to vote for a Democrat at the
top of the ticket. And like this is something that is worth considering when trying to figure out
what exactly happened here and consider why people have kind of lost faith in the Democratic Party
as a reliable institution to improve their lives or represent the things that they believe in.
The Gaza issue being kind of the prime example of this in the past year. One other thing I was
thinking about this morning when trying to kind of look forward and imagine what the next four
years would look like, specifically with the concern of figures like Elon Musk and RFK Jr.
being put into pretty important positions of government, right? The idea that RFK Jr. being put into pretty important positions of government,
right? The idea that RFK Jr. is going to be in charge of the CDC and determine public health
policies for the country is a very worrying prospect. Having Elon Musk in a senior advisory
role in some kind of governmental department of efficiency doesn't sound great. But as I was
having my coffee next to a beautiful
river in the mountains of North Georgia this morning, I was thinking about Steve Bannon,
because my brain is just fucked up like that. But specifically, how Trump used Steve Bannon
to get elected back in 2016, even though Bannon's actual tenure at the White House
was quite short-lived for whatever reasons. Like, personality
clashes with Trump happen all the time, and he loses friends and advisors at a pretty frequent
rate. And I think because Trump is just, like, petty and, you know, ableist and a bad guy,
he might just find RFK Jr. and Elon Musk annoying to be around. Considering RFK Jr.'s speech impediment
and Elon Musk's apparent neurodiversity, Trump just might not want to be around them.
So even though he did utilize both these figures to get elected, albeit slightly later on in the
campaign, it took a while for Musk to kind of worm his way into Trump's orbit, I am not convinced
that they will have direct access to Trump for
very long. Now, this could happen, but if you look at Steve Bannon, who was similarly a worrying
figure, he did not last very long besides Trump. So something like this could happen. Now, I don't
think it'll happen the exact same way. Elon Musk has been positioning himself to have the government
be reliant on him for contracting, and he'll probably continue to exist in some form in that regard. But in terms of his, like,
direct influence on the White House and controlling sectors of government,
this won't necessarily be a four-year thing. I think that is most of what I had on this
topic. I guess the other thing is like it it turns out
in harris's efforts to kind of court independence and court like republicans that largely that
largely failed massive failure massive failure i mean again it turns out when you have a party
that's running as kind of like a mini fascist party and then you have another party that's
running as just a conservative party we've got dick cheney yeah it's not a solid opposition party like why like
this hasn't worked for like the second time in a row the the stats are almost identical to 2020
on this issue of republicans uh voting for the republican party um in fact it was slightly few
slightly fewer of them voted republican back in 2020 more of them voted republican in 2024 i think it's by about one percent trying to court the conservative vote
means that the conservatives are going to vote for conservative maybe we should have an actual
opposition party if you believe in electoral politics yeah no i mean like the the the lesson
people should take from trumpism trump did not get where he is by courting the conservative vote.
Trump took over the Republican Party and made it the Trump Party.
And like that is what worked.
Right.
Like and that's that's the actual lesson. Like the reason why Dick Cheney was fucking doing appearances with Kamala Harris was because conservatives, what we had known as conservatives prior to Trump coming to power, largely are out of the picture, right?
Like the new crop of guys are all weirdos that have molded themselves in the image of Trump since his rise to power right yeah and one of the things that is like the lesson is not
we need to make our own trump um although by god some people are going to take that lesson out of
this the lesson is that sure you have to come to people with a vision right like you don't come to
people by saying well what if we put a republican in our cabinet right what if it's basically the
same as this last thing that you're not really that happy with, but instead with more Cheney, right? It turns out that doesn't drive voter
enthusiasm. And hey, like that's, you know, I'm hitting the libs pretty hard because this is like
the most catastrophic failure of any political party in living memory, right? So they do deserve
to be hit, but it's not like the left accomplished anything, right? Either electorally or otherwise, right? There is no organized national left-wing movement
that is worth talking about
in any kind of building power way.
Like it simply doesn't exist.
And ignoring the blind loyalty
that people have for Trump was a mistake.
Yeah.
Not considering, like targeting that audience.
It doesn't seem like all of the
january 6th uh ads did anything at all nope did fuck all i mean in fact in fact statistically
they did they did nothing they did they did nothing to hurt trump yeah right if trump gets
essentially the same total number of votes they didn't do anything to to hurt him like that like
that strategy was not six that was
not successful yeah you have to offer something and just the large swath of like electoral nihilism
that the that the democratic party keeps keeps running up against continues to be its most like
existential threat robert gare and i at the rnc talked to a variety of people who did not give a flying fuck about trump's record of course not
all they cared about was no no they had blind loyalty to him i posted this on twitter.com
and i'm thinking specifically of the woman that was like compared trump's evil for lack of a better
word oh sometimes he's ridiculous like my. And that blind loyalty and the Democrats were going to fucking flip those people.
That was not going to happen.
They took a gamble.
Wasn't even really a gamble.
They took a gamble on the wrong crowd.
And like that, that's not effective.
But, you know, it's not really here or there at this point.
It happened kind of like now what?
Yeah.
We haven't really heard from Mia much. i'm gonna i'm gonna shoot over to mia yeah and i mean i think i think where i'm at is
that okay we're in this moment or one of our biggest advantages is that we're not the democrats
right this has been a fairly comprehensive referendum on the failure of the democrats to offer anything we also like screwed up offering a better world right yeah this is you know if you
look if you look at what happened to 2020 and you look at the places that we actually sort of like
i mean took power is a strong word but like there are places we ran the cops out
and we screwed up making those places like a world that was like ideologically compelling enough to
spread and like we're not going to get like a third do-over of that right we have to be able
to sort of like when the moment arrives we have to be able to actually create a world that is
better enough than this one that we can move but that's not impossible yeah i think what we have right now is we have a period
of time before trump takes power and we have this time to sort of quash our beast we have this time
to organize we have this time to plan and i i think i'll be at least part of what we need to
do and we'll we'll get into this more like in other episodes and probably later too you know
there's there's there's the obvious tasks of organization.
There's getting people involved in things.
There's getting into meetings.
I also think,
and this is something that's,
I think easier to do like literally immediately is that we've been fighting
completely defensively on the cultural front for four years and it's been a
complete disaster and we need to have a large scale cultural offensive.
There needs to be something other than fucking tick tock Mormonism. Like we need, we need to have a large-scale cultural offensive there needs to be something other than fucking tiktok mormonism like we need we need some alternatives to trad wife shit we need
alternatives to this like terrible like the the fucking man fluencer sphere there needs to be
something else we need to create that very very fast yeah anarchist trad wife stuff like Mia. Jesus Christ.
That's what's going to save us.
All right.
Yeah.
Everybody,
everybody go buy a sundress right now.
Get out there.
Both of you to assume
we don't have them, Robert.
And I'm going to,
I'm going to pull Robert Evans
in speaking of buying things.
It's time for our last ad break. all right we're we're back and i i do want to get i do want to get into you know a little bit
more specifics of what can we do now and i just want to say a fucking lot the cards are on the
table it's gonna be a busy four years.
Yeah.
You know, I attended Margaret's book signing last week,
and I've attended lots of our events.
And one of the questions and Q&As,
and one of the questions that gets asked all the time is,
how do I get involved?
How do I find, how do I meet people?
How do I do these things?
And, you know, I want to get into that.
I also want to give some very basic tangible advice
you know don't post stupid things on the internet if somebody tells you we need to go out and
engage in revolutionary activity maybe sit at home right now you don't want to come into this
thing with a criminal record nobody nobody is making good plans right now. Go make good ones. Don't just reactively show up
and follow someone with a clipboard in the streets.
Don't post actionable threats on the internet.
Don't post that picture of that comedian
that gave that really funny joke.
Just don't do it.
There's no reason to.
It's not cool.
Yeah.
Like, don't.
If you know what,
if you know what comedian I'm talking about, you'll get it.
You'll get it.
If you're going to, you know, get messed up, use substances in order to cope with things,
log out of social media on all of your devices first, you know?
Sounds like that's some advice you were giving yourself.
I'm sober as a church mouse, Sophie.
Just coffee and clean mountain air for me.
A very basic recommendation that I have for people is to get Delete.me.
Yeah.
It is worth the investment.
It is a good product.
That is what I'll say.
Yes.
Delete.me is a service that helps purge aspects of your public record from the internet, right?
There's a lot of different sites.
You have been involved if you are a person who participates in the economy from the internet right there's a lot of different sites like yeah
you have been involved if you are a person who participates in the economy through the internet
right if you buy things through the internet your shit has been leaked right their you know tagline
is your private information is no longer private right and so essentially what they do is they
scour the internet and remove your personal data from online.
And they don't do that once.
They continuously do it.
This is like a fantastic plug for the product that you're not paying us.
Yeah.
Let's just say that Trisha Scientology could not find me.
Hell yeah.
I will say there is some alternatives to Delete.me that are trying to get up and running.
We might do a full episode on data removal in the future.
Yeah, we definitely should.
It does require you to also do manual inputs. There are certain sites
that delete me when they send takedown requests
to data brokers. Certain sites
will not comply. You have to send requests
manually. It's pretty simple, but
they will give you a list of certain sites as well
to go
through this process manually.
But I think the last thing we
want to talk about is we have 75
days to prepare
for stuff. We have 75 days to
prepare for the next four years.
In some ways, it's going to be like
2017 to 2019 again, which
was a very busy time.
All of the right-wing ghouls that have been hiding
under the rocks the past few years because of
the liberal DOJ will probably start coming out
of the woodwork. There's going to be
a lot more stuff going on.
And those
of us that are here were able
to make it through those years. Some of your friends
probably weren't able to.
And it is up to us to take care of each
other to try to
ensure that ourselves and people
we know have a better chance of making
it through these next four years. And I think think kind of lastly i'd like to kind of just go around talking about like
what that will look like and how to kind of start that process especially during these first 75 days
like brunch is over brunch has been over for a while brunch brunch should have never started
yeah but brunch is over now so what can
what can we do in these next 75 days it's uh share your black coffee with friends time share your
black coffee with friends maybe cork the champagne yeah yeah yeah cork the champagne keep drinking
that orange juice though you don't have enough vitamin c or when you and your anarchist trad
wife friends get together for brunch,
just make sure to actually talk about real radical things you can do.
Because if you already have a way of gathering with your friends,
you should just turn it into talking about more than just how your day is.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I feel like I need to put on the record that what I said,
that what I was trying to say is we need feminism,
not anti-trad wife.
I don't know how that was conveyed i was
trying to recruit you into my trad wife cult no thank you for clarifying me up but that was very
much understood um but being being a little bit literal right now is is not bad yeah gare so true
i just think about like the ways that I've found my people
and the way that I have made my community.
Obviously, like the taglines of, you know,
talk to your neighbors and things like that
are absolutely important.
But the recommendation, you know,
obviously joining orgs are great.
Sure, that's a great talking point,
but that's not really how I met my community.
The people that are essentially my family now, I met by going to content and
different creators shows and music and different events where we had mutual interest, even if that
meant that I had to drive pretty far and found people that liked the things that I like.
And it turns out a lot of the people that like the things you like believe the things you believe.
And if they don't, they're usually pretty open to hearing you out.
Yeah.
And I think it's super important to listen to your friends.
And also, like I've said this quite a bit,
support your friend's weird hobby.
Yeah.
That's super crucial. listen to the people around you
and it's not easy i had basically no friends for a very long time because i did not
have the right people in around me and it took a lot of effort to find my core humans. I mean, I'm not recommending this,
and several of us did do this.
I moved to a different state.
You save up for it.
It's definitely not an affordable thing to do.
Definitely not an easy thing to do.
But I don't know where I would be without those people.
And I love them.
Yeah.
Politics and culture do go hand in hand in so many ways. And kind of cultural engagement and ways to kind of grow your social network, And I love them. like personally who people like know you know going into these next four years i guess like the the biggest thing i was kind of thinking about last night is like
yes these next four years are going to suck and in many ways it'll just be like everything will
just get slightly worse um but like i know that myself and those i know like immediately around me
will be fine like we we will be okay things Things will be worse, but we already have networks.
We already have community.
We have these things built up to take care of each other
and provide the things that we need.
And this is something that we'll be talking more about
in kind of the next few months.
Like we have that and that's taken effort.
That doesn't just happen by itself.
It requires effort and requires resistance
to this idea of like community nihilism,
this kind of belief that community is not a real thing, that doesn't actually exist,
which is a very privileged thing to believe because there's people out there who rely on
this and will continue to rely on this even more in these next few years. But there are those without
that, and that's the people I'm most concerned about. It's queer kids, it's trans kids who do not have those networks,
do not have those communities,
people who are isolated.
Like that is who I am most concerned about.
And I understand the impulse to kind of isolate
and just go online because that's safer
than having to go out into the real world,
or at least it feels safer.
But I don't think that's actually real.
I think that leads to its own forms of detrimental harm so like it requires
like a getting off discord and like a going
into your community and trying to make friends
which can be scary but it is like
incredibly crucial I think we should
talk about like joining actual orgs as
well I think some other people on this call can
speak more to that and like the
utility of those as well but I think first and
foremost like even getting a network of
friends outside of orgs it's also a very it's a very good it's not even crutch it's just like
a life support system that is going to be super important yeah yeah i i'd like to throw to margaret
for a second because she looks like she really wants to say something oh and i don't actually
disagree with anything that you're saying. No, not at all.
It's absolutely crucial. I wanted to just
say that, like, I think there's actually
a weird blurriness in the lines between
an organization and a friend group, right?
Totally. And the problem
isn't necessarily subculture. The problem
is a sort of, if we have this idea that there's a
hegemonic subculture, like, in order to be a
radical, you have to be part of our
clique, right? And that's a problem. Whereas, if whatever clique you're already part of, or any subculture. Like in order to be a radical, you have to be part of our clique, right? And
that's a problem. Whereas if whatever clique you're already part of or any subculture you're
already part of, you turn that radical. I think that is, you know, it's what Sophie was talking
about. But then yes, there's a lot of people who have no access to any of that. And some of it,
as I think you're saying is, well, if you only hang out with your friends on discord, like maybe
it's time to start meeting up in person. And even if that's very complicated to do. But I also think that there's a huge importance to
open-door organizing. When I say orgs, I don't mean like go join PSL or any authoritarian cult,
right? Or that there should never be one organization that says,
this is the strategy that we have to use to fight this. But instead, if you get together with the people that you want to get together with
and say, this is the problem we're dealing with, how do we deal with it? And that is how you can
create an organization. And if you do that, many of those organizations, I would hope, would have
open door policies and be public because there are so many isolated people who want to be involved,
who don't have any kind of like cultural cachet with which to get into a more subcultural group.
I think this is why churches are very good at recruiting, unfortunately,
depending on the church, but like, because you can just show up and they'll be like,
okay, you have a community now, right? And that is what people desperately want,
I think right now. And we have to be careful. We don't want to just be like, oh, therefore we should replicate what they
do. But I think that overall, what our movement needs is instead of gatekeepers, we need ushers.
We need people to help people find their way into the movement, to help bring them in and figure out
like, hey, what are you good at? Or what are you interested in being good at? Here's how you can
apply it. And I want to really quickly use a case study that happened from the last Trump election
that I think was actually fairly useful. I was living in a small town, a small city with a
fairly vibrant anarchist community. And when Trump was elected, we called for anarchist assemblies
and they were open door and they were places where you don't get together to plan crime, but all of these
different mutual aid groups would come and bring representation. People would say, this is what
we're working on. This is what we can use help with. And they weren't decision-making bodies.
They were information-sharing bodies. And a lot of different groups spun up out of it that are
still around, like herbal clinics and different mutual aid organizations because we just said, Hey, everyone who cares about this, let's get together and talk
about what we want to do. And I found that to be an incredibly useful thing. And it's like the kind
of thing I would pitch to people, um, is not necessarily. And if you're not an anarchist,
don't do it as the anarchist thing. Yeah. That's what I'm, that's what I care about. That's what
I'm excited about. Yeah. I just wanted to offer to offer like first of all like get outside if you can like touch grass i know
touch grass can be very condescending and i don't mean it like that i just like i was feeling
stressed last week and i went off and i climbed to the top of a mountain and i sat there by myself
for a while and it was nice and it was so quiet i could hear like this little hawk's wings beating
and that was really good for me that's what i like to hear it would not have changed the outcome one bit if i
had stayed and sat on twitter.com for four hours instead of doing that so i want you to all take
time for yourselves and do things that kind of make you feel hopeful i want to build off what
margaret said there are so many skills that all of you have that you could share with someone. I think when I started being an anarchist,
it was largely because I was going to a bike co-op.
And people shared their skills with me
and I shared my skills with them
and we all shared our stuff with each other.
And I worked out that we could just rely
on other people for that shit.
And it didn't need to be hierarchical
or based on some transfer of material goods people just want to help each other
and a lot of people have messaged me saying that like they know that i participate in mutual aid
and they want you to if you can't see it then you have to start it and that's okay you can change
the world if you make a cooler full of sandwiches and give them to people who are hungry i guarantee if you start doing that shit you will find other people and they will
say hey what are you doing oh i'm feeding people why because they're hungry can i help yes it's
that easy and like we can build from there we don't have to agree with them on everything first
of all but we we can build from there and I think it can be really scary,
but like now is the time to start.
Not once things get worse,
you know, four, eight years ago was the time to start,
but we can't go back.
And I want to kind of finish up with that,
that like we can't go back.
I don't care where someone was yesterday.
I don't care where they were last week.
I don't care where they were last year.
Like all that matters is where they are now. and we can build forward from here we cannot go back and change things and it is not worth doing endless recriminations it doesn't matter it's happened
it's on us to decide how we react now and you can react in a way that strengthens our communities
and that builds
ways of taking care of each other, which aren't ways of controlling each other.
That's all that you need to do to make this so much less despairing, so much less terrible
and so much less deadly for some people.
And I know that we're doing that here.
Check in on my friends.
I'm in the Dallian Gap.
I'm checking in on my
mutual aid friends and if you don't have that i want you to build that and i promise it's not
something that's out of reach like you can do it yeah i want to add one last thing i think a lot
of people think they don't have skills you do have skills the thing that i did when i started
organizing was i moved chairs around so that people could have meetings by moving chairs and
i helped take care of people's kids. And I helped put posters up.
People can do things.
You have things that you can do.
And it's time to lock in.
That's what we have from here.
It is time to lock in.
It's time to organize.
And it's time to get prepared to fight.
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We're going to go into very specific detail on things.
We are going to provide different information and resources and continue to defend against disinformation and misinformation.
And this is a fucking daily show.
We will be getting into all of these topics,
especially in these next 75
days to help prepare.
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So today, James is going to tell us about Trump's plans for migrants.
Yep.
Yeah.
I guess in terms of what's going to happen we don't know
right trump said a lot of stuff in his first term and kind of didn't stick the landing a lot of it
he tried but they're more experienced now and i think crucially they have a much more favorable
supreme court and probably will have an even more favorable supreme court by the end of this term
so a plan to deport up to a million people
this year was one of the very few concrete and tangible promises that the trump campaign made
right they they had a lot of vibes nasty vibes uh but like in terms of like we will do x by y
this was one of the very few now trump tried to deport a lot of people in his first term, right? The one consistent part
of his policy ever since he rode sideways down an escalator in 2015 and then shit-talked Mexican
people has been anti-migrant policy. He didn't really stick the landing on mass deportations
in his first term. In fact, Biden deported more people in 2023 than Trump did in any year of his first term.
In fact, Trump also fell behind Obama in terms of deportations per year.
None of that means that he won't be able to do that this time, right?
I'm just trying to put some numbers on his promises last time.
So I want to look first at how he could go about his promise in his second term, right?
One thing that he said he will do is use title 42 again so if people have not listened to the series i did last may or june in on title
42 i would like to direct them there title 42 as a reminder it's a public health law and it's
public health law that in this interpretation allowed cbp specifically border patrol to
immediately return people to me Mexico without processing them first.
Sometimes they call it catch and release.
What it resulted in was these are not technically deportations.
But when Trump says something, I don't think he's considering 42 expulsions if he's going to bring back title 42 reaching that
1 million per year number is pretty easy in fact that happened in 2022 again under biden right so
if if he considers those to be deportation so that's within his 1 million per year goal it's
reasonable that he will reach to say that he will be able to reach that and he'll be able to do that with the current infrastructure right without massively upgrading uh cbp ice ice detention
facilities immigration judges all those things yeah so like if we consider those to be deportations
and one million a year is very much something that we we might well see do you know where we're at
this year or it hasn't been released yet? I don't know.
In 2022 was the last stats I could find.
I linked to the CBP.
If people want to look at the,
the title 42 and title.
So title eight,
it's the immigration law under which people are normally received,
right?
Title 42 ended in May of 2023,
May 11th,
2023 with the end of the COVID-19 emergency,
because the reason they were using
public health law as immigration law was because of this health emergency right now obviously it
was used extremely cynically for instance there weren't exemptions for vaccinated people but
nonetheless that's why they were using it and when the federal emergency for covid19 ended so did
biden's excuse for using title 42 that i will link to the cbp data center in the notes so people can see
title 42 versus tight late over the last few years as i pointed out last week the u.s can also fund
deportations of migrants further south and it's done this in panama i had a series from there
last week people hadn't listened to it i would love them to do so but the numbers that they've
been able to achieve there are pretty low and i don't think that's really going to meaningfully impact his target so let's talk about what everyone is most afraid of which
is mass deportation to people who are already living in the united states right that is definitely
what his right-wing trolls have been sort of hyping up certainly over the last few weeks right
the idea that they are going to come to your house and find you if you're an undocumented person in the united states so to talk about this i want to
talk about first of all like the real nuts and bolts of how he would be able or if he would be
able to do this right and i draw very heavily here on a report by the american immigration council
who did some calculations on the cost of a single ice detention right the cost of a single ICE detention, right?
The cost of a single raid,
the amount of agents that will be required to meet this kind of capacity.
And there are two models that they use.
And those are the models I think are most relevant.
If we look at people who are in the United States without permanent legal
status, we make an estimate for numbers.
We're looking at about 11 million undocumented people
that's not going to be perfect but if we if we use that as a ballpark and then 2.3 million people
who have entered since the end of title 42 and they're on various forms of bail or parole or bond
and and they don't have a permanent status here either, right? So we're looking at somewhere in the region of 13 million
if Trump wanted to deport all of those people, right?
Now, to do that,
he would need to massively expand ICE detention facilities.
About half of ICE's staff aren't,
contrary to what you might believe about ICE,
kicking in people's doors and deporting them.
Half of ICE's staff work for something called Homeland Security Investigations.
It's not that those people don't do deportations, they do, but they mostly
focus on human trafficking, drug trafficking, transnational crime.
Now, sometimes those people also do deportations. People might be familiar with the big HSI raids
on certain employers who are employing a
lot of undocumented people those still result in deportations but that's not their primary tasking
and hsi has historically preferred not to do the deportation work because they feel that that makes
it very hard for them to do the other work of like monitoring human and drug trafficking because
evidently migrants are going to be scared
to go anywhere near hsi if they know the hsi could deport them right so they're not they're not going
to talk to them now it would be very easy for trump to retask those those agents right that
would obviously undermine what is done to prevent drug trafficking and human trafficking whether or
not he cares is a question that's uh yeah i don't know i think i
probably have an answer for that but i guess i'm for debate somewhat so trump has already called
in addition to potentially re-equipping those hsi agents he said he wants to employ 10 000 more
border patrol agents right now bp agents can do deportations but it's not bp agents who are coming to your door in
chicago and coming after you right that that's ice immigration and customs enforcement he's also said
he wants to give border patrol agents a ten thousand dollar retention bonus and a ten percent
raise just to put it into perspective there are 20 000 bp agents right now so that would be about
a 50 increase right this is not something he can do
quickly they need to go through the academy they need to be recruited trained background check
etc border patrol has a lot of waivers right now so like you can we can waive requirements other
law enforcement agencies would have for you to work for them if that makes sense right be at a
ged or a college degree or another language or whatever they are offering waivers a lot right now
they can increase that number of waivers to recruit more people right but that would still
take a long time so the estimate the American Immigration Council has is that to remove all
of those 13 million people in that sort of in the one mass deportation as opposed to the million people a year scenario, would require between 220 and 409,000 staff.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is a lot of people.
So, I mean, like, for comparison as to how many that actually is,
the United States military active duty is about a million people.
Yes, that's a comparison.
Not the army, not the navy, the military. Yeah, all of it. This would put DHS at like substantially more personnel than like the Marine Corps, right? Like, yeah, not that people don't want to do. It's just like it is actually we've talked a lot about how there are not guardrails on Trump like there were last time. That is true. And that is a very realistic thing to like be worried about and scared about but that we're not just talking about guardrails we are talking about a logistical hurdle it is not
a simple or necessarily possible thing to make an agency like that that much larger and have it
actually function like right like just this is just physics we're talking about here yeah it's
the same with anything if cool zone suddenly received a hundred billion dollars from jeff bezos and he said do anything you want with
it we could not scale up to half a million employees like there is simply we have we have
absolutely no capacity to handle that yeah yeah like i think what people have to remember is that
every door kicking ice agent needs enablers, right? They need paid.
They need health insurance.
They need human resources.
They need training.
This would take a very long time.
Sorry, it's 1.3 million or so.
Okay.
I think it's a little less.
That's 2017 data.
So it probably is closer to a million now, but slightly over a million.
But that's close to half.
Right.
Yeah.
That's in addition to what they already have.
Yeah.
409 plus whatever they have.
It would also, of course, mean substantially increasing their investigative capacity
because most deportations right now, when ICE arrests someone,
happen when someone else has already arrested that person.
So the person who's in detention federally or on a state level
for something else that they did and they're undocumented,
that's when ICE can take them and deport them right so they'd have to also increase their
ability to search out and find people not saying they can't but you can't take you know fucking
tim pool bring him into ice he's not going to instantly know how to find people where to find
people right so like this this will take time there's a practical constraint on him doing this even if there aren't other constraints within the balance of powers so stephen miller dude with
the giant head i'm sorry but you're gonna have to be more specific when we talk about like
conservatives who are about to come into power who have like a weirdly huge head yeah okay that's like find me a californian who has strong opinions on gluten
yeah that's me i'm probably yeah yeah so stephen miller is he is the guy who's crafted a lot of
trump's nefarious uh border policies right it was miller who who took out title 42 and i want to
talk about this a bit later one One thing that Miller did effectively,
I don't want to say well, because it was objectively horrible. But one thing that
Miller was good at was finding this obscure piece of public health law and mobilizing it against
migrants, right? I think if you'd spoken to me in 2015 and said, what do you think Trump's going to
do against migrants? I wouldn't have said, I'll be Title 42 of the United States Code, you know,
that regulates public health. He or people within his team were very effective at finding that
and using that effective enough that the biden administration kept it for three years after the
trump administration did it for one year right and so miller could find some some niche kind of
law what he wants to do is use the national Guard from cooperative states, right? Yeah.
And to use the National Guard from cooperative states in states that are not cooperative and where local law enforcement would not cooperate, right?
So some quote-unquote sanctuary states, and there's probably an overstatement,
they don't, in theory, refer undocumented people they arrest to ICE for deportation, right?
Now, what federal fusion centers do is allow for that even if it is a sanctuary state actually but in theoretical
terms a sanctuary state would not at least contact ice about every undocumented person
they arrested right so miller's plan is to use a national guard again like that's not
what the national guard does right now they're not really trained up for doing
that either right i've seen plenty of national guard folks on the border i fuck what i'd say
it's a bunch of scared 18 year olds right who are trying to get money for robert and i have met
texas national guard soldiers on the border their kids their kids yeah now to be fair that's not
saying they're they're like innocent or inherent.
Like every group of soldiers who has done any good or bad thing,
and often, but usually both at the same time,
is a bunch of scared 18-year-old kids.
Yes.
That's been the case for 10,000 years.
Yeah, that's true.
Anytime you have conflict reporting, it's always shocking how young people are it's always
just like oh okay all wars are fought by children there's no non-child soldiers with the exception
of i mean that is the weird thing about the ukraine war right yeah like i remember the first
time i wound up at the front there it was like oh this is actually it is actually old men fighting
this war old men who repeatedly told me it's either me or my kid shows up here and i already
fucking lost my soul in
afghanistan yes like i literally had that interview with people yeah yeah yeah it's crazy to me people
who fought in afghanistan and i'm fighting again yeah i mean i think those guys are probably out
now this i'm talking about in 2050 yeah 2024 it's 40 years later i'm sure they're too old now but
robert talking of uh of being too old i unfortunately am not too old to be obliged
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So that's what we're going to do.
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So talking of obscure legislations, we did, right?
Trump and his team have mentioned this thing called the Alien Enemies Act.
It sounds like Alien Ant Farm, but it's not in any way related, sadly.
Not nearly as good as Alien.
For one thing, its cover of Smooth Criminal, terrible yeah no nowhere near the same standard that's a joke
for people who are over 30 yes anyone who tries to dance to that alien ant farm song today not
only has to think about the fact that michael jackson was definitely a pedophile but also
their knees no longer work yeah it's a lose-lose.
Just sadly shuffling along.
I can no longer skate properly.
Moonwalking while crying,
taking ibuprofen.
No, I was at a streetlight show in Portland that was all millennials.
And every time,
like the pit was crazy,
but also it sounded like a cement mixer
when everybody's knees got going.
They're doling out ibuprofen on the way out.
So you're going to need this tomorrow, Sandra.
So the Alien Enemies Act, it hasn't been used since the United States used it in the Second World War for internment camps, right?
used it in the second world war for internment camps right which at least for many of us is a part of national shame i guess like a pretty terrible fucking thing that united states did
obviously for some folks in the trump administration this is something that they're kind of aspiring to
i guess trump has said that he would like to use this to deport gang members that's not really what
it's for and like even sources within dhs have pointed out that they would have to prove
that these migrants were sent by a foreign government right or someone that the u.s is at
war with this is going to be hard because like if we look at venezuelans who are representing a larger
and larger proportion of migrants since the elections there they will actively shit talk
the government of their country at the first opportunity i have met
hundreds if not thousands of venezuelan migrants in california and in the dalian gap and uh yeah
you're not going to find people who who you can plausibly say were sent by maduro that way
yeah but miller's pretty good at finding these obscure laws and ways of doing things so we would
be foolish to write this off entirely but i don't
think that will make up the bulk of these mass deportations so i want to go to that american
immigration council report which i'll link in the show notes right assuming a million deportations
a year which is what jd vance said to the new york times that's the sort of steady deportation
scenario as opposed to the mass deportation of 13 million people scenario, which a steady one is more realistic in terms of practicality, right?
The cost of that, assuming that 20% of undocumented people
decided to leave on their own, would be about $88 billion a year,
which is a large amount of money.
We'll talk in a little bit about what you could get with that money.
A one-off mass deportation would cost about 315
billion the detention costs alone for that one-off mass deportation of 11 to 13 million people
would be 167.8 billion dollars which is probably why private prison group geo group stock soared
this week right if trump wants to deport people the average deportee is detained
for 59 days before they're deported and so they are going to massively have to increase their
capacity right now uh their current detention contract includes a minimum of 29 790 beds
between like increases and other facilities they have access to in early 2024 according to the
american immigration council they detained 39 000 people astute listeners will notice that
11 million and 39 000 are quite quite disparate as numbers go so uh yeah i mean you're talking
about a huge percentage of like if we'll get into this later but in california texas and florida
it's between five and six percent of the population are undocumented right um you're talking about
building prison cities if you if you were to detain that many people in one fell swoop again
that takes time but in this case it's private sector actors like geo group they can tend to
move a little bit faster right so yeah to put that cost in terms of things that the government
could do with the money instead right a decade of 1 million deportations a year means foregoing
40 450 elementary schools or 2.9 million new homes or funding the head start program for 79 years
a single year of mass deportation would cost nearly twice the National Institute of Health's annual budget, or 18 times the global annual expenditure on cancer research.
So I guess that's shit that we could have instead.
But that's not all, because undocumented households, contrary to what you might have heard, pay taxes. If we deported every undocumented person in the United States, we look at 2022 numbers,
undocumented households paid 46.8 billion in federal taxes
and 29.3 billion in state and local taxes.
That's a huge amount of tax revenue foregone, right?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
That, again, that won't be the end of it
because some industries like construction and agriculture
rely heavily on undocumented labor. And if you're worried about the cost of it because some industries like construction and agriculture rely heavily on
undocumented labor and if you're worried about the cost of your groceries now if people voted
for donald trump because their eggs cost more shit will cost an awful lot more if we deport
the undocumented people working in agriculture right sectors of that industry do not function
economically without underpaid migrant labor and this is something that migrants
are very aware of actually i broadcast an interview with one of them last week where they know that
they will be underpaid because they're undocumented but they still think that that's worth it for them
to be safe right so forgoing that i don't think trump has not proposed a solution to this right
like these sort of this long-form thinking is not what he does, certainly in his speeches,
but that would have a massive impact on the economy.
What he would also need to do
is persuade the countries that these migrants come from
to take them back.
And that has historically been something
that has been extremely difficult.
The State Department doesn't see
the sort of process of persuading people to to accept migrants is really
within its remit and it certainly sort of bristled at having to do this the last trump administration
i think a mass deportation like this it would trigger some nations refusing to take people
back for instance venezuela right venezuela is already not taking people back from panama you
at the u.s funds deportations for panama venezuela and panenezuela is already not taking people back from panama you at the u.s
funds deportations for panama venezuela and panama ceased relations after the election in venezuela
and panama rightly claiming that that was a fraudulent election and as a result panama is
now looking for a third country to deport these people too if the u.s attempted to deport potentially
millions of people to venezuela again there's no guarantee that maduro has to
accept them back right i can hear a lot of people saying how is that allowed to not accept to take
them back yeah i mean it's international law is is like it's a unicorn like you know if everyone
agrees that they see it and they see it but it's not real right so like who is going to make them
i guess like like whether it's allowed
or not is kind of immaterial maduro is not allowed to steal the election right you're not allowed to
abuse human rights migrants are allowed to cross any country they want and claim asylum anywhere
that they feel safe but like here we are so yeah in theory the country should accept its citizens
back in practice will it i don't know certainly it becomes
like a bigger issue when you have millions of people right and if we have millions of people
deported back then like if we can't deport them where are we going to detain them that gets back
to the cost of detentions right talking of costs should probably cover the costs of our podcasting
set up here by by pivoting to adverts again yeah
we are back and for the final segment here i want to talk about who trump could pursue with
these deportations,
right? There's two major groups. The obvious starting point would be the 2.3 million people
who crossed between January of 2023 and April of this year before Biden signed his asylum ban.
To be precise, that's 2,264,830. Those people don't have permanent immigration status. Those
are the people who you've heard
from on this podcast who were in hakumba right the people who we've interviewed for the last
year and a bit now they have various immigration status but none of them are permanent none of them
have permanent residency all of them are obviously registered right they normally have a notice to
appear in court which would make them easy to find and potentially
easy to deport the other group of people are the undocumented migrants who have been here for
longer than that many of them have most have been in the country for more than a decade
they're working they often have citizen children right because of birthright citizenship
most of them pay taxes most of these people have some form of revocable legal status.
So that might be something called a temporary protected status. We talked about a temporary
protected status last week as well, but it applies to people who are already in the country when it's
granted and it allows them to stay for a designated period of time while it's not safe to deport them
to their home country. Let's say there's been a war or a natural disaster, right? It's not safe
to deport them, but it gets renewed two months before the end of that period. Let's say there's been a war or a natural disaster right it's not safe to deport them but it gets
renewed two months before the end of that period let's say it renews every 18 months and you find
out two months before the end of that period if it's not going to be renewed if they didn't renew
those tps's those people could either change status or would become undocumented right the
tps has existed since 1990 and there are about 860 000 people on tps right now
the other major category that people will probably be more familiar with are dreamers
people who came to the united states as children and are undocumented but they benefit from
something called darker deferred action for childhood arrivals and about 834 000 young people
benefit from this which allows them to receive a renewable two-year period of deferred
action from deportation trump did try and go after this in his previous term in 2018 he ended up in a
two-year court battle uh which sort of finished up with naacp versus trump and that ran out the
clock on his term and biden reinstated daca but again because people have to register for daca their whereabouts are easier for someone like ice to potentially find then after that we have people
who entered without being detected uh we have people who overstayed their visas those people
might be harder to find right the the model of the undocumented migrant people have in their head
it's like comes across the border with carpet shoes sneaks past a BP checkpoint and then lives in the United States without ever
encountering migration authorities that's actually not the majority model but those people do exist
and they would be harder for ICE to find potentially. Trump has also vowed to end
parole programs that allow Ukrainians and Afghans to enter the usa and work i would think
that some of those would be pretty unpopular people have been much more broadly in solidarity
with ukrainian migrants than they have with other migrants from other parts of the world they'll say
but it would be an easy one again for him to end right the last thing he's really said he wanted
to do is to end birthright citizenship yeah that is i spoke about this before in our agenda 47 episodes
that's pretty clear in the 14th amendment they have some kind of fringes on the flag legal theory
around this but like i would think that that would require a constitutional amendment but who knows
because he might have both houses and the supreme court on his side so he might just be able to get
away with doing that this obviously wouldn't rescind citizenship from people who previously have said children who are
citizens talking of people who have children or citizens there are about four million mixed status
families in the united states so this deportation plan could potentially separate parents from
children children from parents children from their older parents who they take care of it could
destroy these families right deportations always destroy families i've seen this happening myself and it's horrible
the states where this would most likely happen the states with the highest undocumented population
in california texas and florida california thus far retains its sanctuary policies texas florida
very much do not right yeah and so those would be the states
where there will be the highest risk of this happening uh that's between five and six percent
of their population and that's kind of where i want to to finish up today i've got some more
stuff i wanted to say about his border policy but i think i'm going to save that for another episode
because the border and immigration are different things right and i think sometimes this is
something that a lot of legacy media doesn't understand.
They have immigration reporters who report on immigration law,
the stuff I've spoken about today,
but the border is not somewhere that they go
and it's not something that they cover very well.
If you've been listening for a while,
you'll know that I've spent a lot of time at the border,
on the ground, in the mountains, in the deserts.
And that's something that we've covered in great depth here and i'm really happy that listeners have a really complete understanding
of it would california actually be able to enforce being a sanctuary state or no yes in the it's law
enforcement doesn't have to call ice right the federal government cannot compel local law
enforcement state law enforcement to do its work.
That is very well established.
Again, nothing's off the cards when you have both houses of Congress and the Supreme Court.
But again, that would take time and it would take a court battle.
So what they can do now is not report those people, right?
Not say, hey, we got someone here.
He came in because we found him with a bag of weed.
He's undocumented. You know, he was driving 35 and a 30 he's undocumented these are things that people who are undocumented have to worry about right like for yeah for those of you who don't have
undocumented folks in your life like it's a speeding ticket it's the most minor it's not
paying a parking ticket and ending up in court right like
this shit is so minor to so many people but it could tear someone's life apart and so i want to
like finish up by saying that yeah texas and florida are going to be the places where we see
this yeah five percent of the population is a large amount of your population. If he even attempts half of that, people are going to see this.
It's going to happen in your community.
Now, I'm not saying he will, but if it does,
the time to start organizing to protect people you care about is now.
Be that with donations to groups like Alotrolalo,
who have successfully sued the Trump and Biden administrations for migrants' rights.
Be that with organizing such that your undocumented friends don't end up in court
because they couldn't pay a parking ticket, right?
Even if that means you paying someone, giving someone 50 bucks for a parking ticket
so that it doesn't ruin the rest of their life.
Whatever it is, the way that we prevent this is through strong communities.
We have to start putting those now
i know we've said this a lot this week but we're probably going to say a lot for the next three
months like a lot of people have reached out to me since the trump election which was two days but
also like seven years ago because that's how time works saying that they want to participate in
mutual aid at the border i would love for you to come and join us of course i would and like i think
people have heard a lot about a mutual aid setup because it's something i do a lot but that i don't
want you to come here and do mutual aid tourism like i want you to come here and understand and
learn what we do and then do it yourself or just do it yourself like there was a time when this
didn't exist and people started it right and you can start it too and like i'm not going to tell
you like the specifics of what i think you should do because i don't know i don't know what the legal
environment will be i don't know what the legal environment will be in your state but whatever
the legal environment is it will be better if we have strong and cohesive communities to look after
one another right if you're looking to donate your money i've said it before alotrolado are where i would suggest it it's a-l-o-t-r-o-l-a-d-o.org they've done really
valuable work in defending migrants rights in court haitian bridge alliance would be another
great example of that will you link that i'll put them both in the show notes yeah
but the way we confront this is together and it's super important that now in the next three months if there are undocumented people
in your life so you check in with them right that you talk with them about what the best plan is
we don't know what's going to happen I've outlined some scenarios here none of them may happen right
we don't know yet but we have these three months and we'd be foolish not to use them.
Yep. Yeah. Talk to your friends, begin organizing. The solution is not despair.
The solution is community. And I know it can be really easy to despair. And if you're listening
and you are undocumented, I understand how petrifying this is. And just know that we're
all thinking of you and hopefully there are people in your life who are there to help you and to help you get through a difficult time. Hey, we'll be back Monday with more episodes
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