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focused on the United States because that's where we all live. However, we do like to cover the rest of the world and the ongoing struggle against the global far-right movement. And today we're going to talk about a place that we don't cover often on this show, Ireland. And it's not because Ireland doesn't have a problem with the far right. Because as our guest today is going to talk to us about it most certainly does. And so I would like to welcome to the program, a great guy, Padraig O'Rourke,

author of Burn Them Out, a History of Fascism and the Far Right in Ireland. Thank you so much for being on the show. No problem. Delighted to be here. Thanks very much, Robert. Yeah, you know, there's this attitude and I think as you noted in some notes you said along, there's a degree to which it's true, that Ireland has some resistance to the far right that has led to maybe it growing slower or taking a little longer to get off the ground to the same extent that it has in the UK or the US as a result of kind of the history of Irish republicanism. But that's not comprehensively true across the island and that that's, you know, certainly has not stopped it from having some pretty significant problems, which we're going to talk about today. which we're going to talk about today. Yeah, sadly, as long as fascism has existed since Mussolini's march on Rome and his political rise,

we have had fascist groups here of one sort or another. We've had fascist groups in Ireland that were pro-British and politics, fascist groups in Ireland that were pro-Irish or Irish independence. You know, obviously, we were neutral during World War Two. We weren't occupied by Nazi Germany or anything like that. We did have one very big fascist group here in the 1930s, the Blue Shirts, who were extremely violent and got 68 members of parliament elected. They were the main political opposition.

They were kind of the largest non-governing fascist organization in the world per capita. But as you said, Irish republicanism has kind of inoculated us against a lot of the far right stuff we'd have seen in Britain and Germany and France in the 90s. Because you know, while the conflict was going on in the north of Ireland, basically if you were an angry young man with very strong patriotic feelings who was given towards political violence, you would probably end up in the provisional IRA and their politics were very left wing and internationalist. I mean, I remember going into their political wing, Sinn Fein's bookshop in Dublin in the 1990s, and it was all pictures of,

you know, yes, there are a fast and it was pictures of Nelson Mandela and like the Zapatistas and, you know, it was very much about Irish independence being an anti colonial struggle. Yeah, you do, of course, get like on the opposite side of that and kind of the loyalist pro British side in the north. You did get as kind of reaction to that pro British paramilitaries, the Ulster Volunteer Force, the the the U.D.A. Ulster Defense Association, the Ulster Volunteer Force, the U.D.A. Ulster Defense Association, the Ulster Volunteer Force, the UVF.

They would have linked up with neo-Nazi groups like Combat 18 in England to get guns, to get finances, to get their hands on explosives and things which were easier to get in England than in the north of Ireland. But really, we never had a party here either in the north or in the south. That was as successful as groups like the Front National in France or the British National Party in England. But sadly in recent years, certainly in the last 10 years, the far right are kind of back, they're alive and kicking and they're taking to the streets.

And to what do you credit that? I mean, it seems like there's a mix of things. First off, you suddenly do have people immigrating into Ireland from elsewhere in the world in significant numbers for the first time in quite a while. And then on the other hand, it sounds like there's also the kind of, as we see everywhere in the world, the conscious exporting of far right figures and ideas into the country. Yeah, well, Ireland's greatest export was always people. And, you know, we, we, if you Irish American communities in, you know, Chicago, New York, you know, all, all over, you've Irish people in Australia and Canada and England all over

the continent. So in the early, you know, 2010s, we start like there had always been a trickle of migration and people coming back and forward. Like we had some, you know, Vietnamese refugees here. We had, you know, historically we had Russian Jews coming here and so on escaping pilgrims in Tsarist Russia. But really the first time that we had very large numbers of people coming was in the 20 teens. And it was things like the Mediterranean migrant crisis. It was people fleeing climate change in Africa, the Syrian Civil War, Taliban in Afghanistan, and more recently, of course, Putin's invasion of Ukraine.

And the far right had always been these tiny little fringe parties and figures. There was a very active anti-fascist group here called Anti-Fascist Action Ireland. And any time these groups tried to organize or take to the streets, they were challenged and they were run off. But really what brought them all together, Ireland's kind of attempt to unite the right, was the COVID-19 pandemic. Because we had one of the strictest COVID lockdowns in Europe. You're talking about originally you weren't allowed to travel more than two kilometers from your home. That's one and a quarter miles for you Americans. And basically you could go to the store, but other than that, you couldn't,

you know, you couldn't travel very, very far. And of course, everyone was locked at home with their with their Internet and started going down the rabbit hole. And what we saw was the anti-vaxxer COVID conspiracy movement took to the streets in Ireland very quickly. And that brought together all of the disparate, tiny the anti-vaxxer, covid conspiracy movement took to the streets in Ireland very quickly. And that brought together all of the disparate, tiny far-rights and neo-fascist factions, the closet neo-Nazis, the anti-vaxxers, the fundamentalist Catholics like the Society of St. Pius X,

the sovereign citizen types, you know, the people who were on about 5G conspiracies and chemtrails, all got onto the streets, all got active. On the Irish left and the anti-fascist side, we kind of dropped the ball because we were following the health care advice and the cops were quite happy to ignore the far right mobilizing on the streets. But there were striking workers like Debenhams and Cleary's who'd been striking before COVID struck and the cops were going up and moving these trade unions on saying, you know, you're breaking the pandemic.

So it wasn't released evenly. And, you know, suddenly for the first time during the pandemic, you were starting to see groups of three, four hundred far right in Dublin, which doesn't sound like much. But I mean, last weekend there was a march in Dublin city and they had probably around 5000, maybe up maybe up to 10,000 people marching. And that's something we haven't seen here since the 1930s. Yeah.

And that's such a, I think an important point, the degree to which, cause this is a global issue, the degree to which everyone else attempting to abide by public safety measures during COVID-19 strengthened the far right because they were out in the streets, this kind of organizing equivalent of getting to steal a march on the enemy. It makes sense to me that it was, because in the U S that was interrupted at least by the George Floyd uprisings. But in Ireland, you know, it seems like there was a much more significant period of time where these folks were essentially acting and organizing

unopposed and the police were when they chose to act at all, acting against folks on the opposite side of things who were organizing during COVID. Yeah. And it was like kind of rumble on to the police. The cops didn't really start taking action on any of this stuff until I would say it was nearly November of 2023 when they had this rally called, I think it was called to the doll or maybe slightly earlier than that in September 2023.

The doll is the Gaelic word for our parliament. And basically the dregs of the COVID movement kind of came together again. You had all these tiny far right and fascist parties popping up. And the best thing about them is they all get into Führer fights. They all start arguing with each other about who's going to be the leader and they haven't united. But they took to the streets in the autumn, in the fall of 2023. And there was one really violent and disgusting riot outside the Parliament where the far

right were throwing bottles of urine at politicians trying to get in. Were shouting racial abuse at anybody who to get in, were shouting racial abuse at anybody who wasn't white, who was, you know, working in the building as a cleaner or a parliamentary assistant or anything. Any opposition politicians, they could see they were screaming at them in imitation of you guys. And January the 6th, they had built a mock noose and they were using it to hang effigies of politicians. And you also had police cops being attacked for the first time by the far right. Really, there'd been one or two other incidents, but it's only when cops started getting attacked by them and politicians were being directly, their safety was being threatened.

Then the cops started to act maybe in the last 18 months or so. But it was really closing the stable door about five years after the violent far right horse had already bolted. Yeah. And, you know, so I'm kind of thinking here, this is part of why you've started to see, you know, guys like, we started this conversation before being recording, talk about Tucker Carlson coming over to talk to Connor McGregor, who's becoming an increasingly large part of this. And I, I wonder if it's, if it's maybe these, these different kind of international folks in the international movement sort of sniffing that, you

know, they're hoping the cancer has metastasized, so to speak. I mean, is that kind of what you, how you see it? Well, they definitely have an, an influence here. I mean, the politics, the talking points, the buzzwords that the far right use in Ireland have all been learned from the likes of Alec Jones have all been learned from watching, you know, crazy stuff on Twitter. And it's all American and British far right talking points that are being replayed here, stuff about the Cal the clergy plan, stuff about the great replacement and so on.

I mean, a hundred years ago was the protocols of the elders of Zion. And now they're just spinning the same conspiracies, same talking points again. Like, for example, one of the things we had here was we had a party called the Irish People's Party. And some of their campaigners were really fundamentalist Latin mass set of accountants Catholics. And they were going down and protesting about drag queen storytime at Irish libraries. We don't even have drag queen storytime.

Yeah. These guys have been so inspired by what was happening in America. They just went in and started taking books off the shelves, you know, and anything to do with any LGBT plus theme. They're even basic sex education guides for kids, stuff that's pretty mild and perfectly happy to give my own my own kids. And I'm not the most woke guy, but they'd start ripping them up. They'd start taking them out in the library, filming themselves burning books at home.

It was really crazy stuff. And at that stage, again, you did get anti anti-fascist organizing. But what you kind of get is figures like Conor McGregor being amplified by the likes of Elon Musk, being amplified by, you know, Tucker Carlson coming over, interviewing him or Donald Trump, of course, inviting him to the to the White House. I mean, the prime minister of Ireland, as we'd say in Gaelic, the Taoiseach, Micheál Martin, he was invited to the White House on the 12th of March. But the guy that Trump chose to actually have there on Patrick's Day itself was, of course, Conor McGregor.

And McGregor has links to, I wouldn't say far right figures, but certainly very populous figures. McGregor has kind of started, he's become God-pilled and he started rambling on about, you know, rosary beads and the power of Christ and all this kind of stuff. And he doesn't strike me as a particularly religious man. And now with the help of Dr Carlson and,, you know, and and Elon Musk and others, he says he's going to run for president. We have a presidential election coming up here in six months. Did you watch the interview, Robert? No, no, I haven't yet.

I caught some clips of it on social media. Yeah. But I haven't gotten to sit through the whole thing. It's wild. There's absolutely no resemblance like what Connor puts across. There is no resemblance to what's actually happening in Ireland. Like he starts ranting about how the police are so corrupt. Element to that's true. But he starts talking about how the the traffic core, the road cops who give you

like speeding tickets and stuff, they're the most violent and repressive and all this kind of stuff. And it just so happens that Connor McGregor has string of speeding violations in his sports cars. And then Tucker Carlson chips in and says, oh, my God, you've got these armed cops and they're they're repressing the Irish people, but they're letting these immigrants do whatever. My dad was a copier for 30 years. My dad was on the border in the 1970s with the IRA shooting at him and he didn't even get a gun. Our cops aren't armed. Yeah.

Carlson is just throwing this stuff out, being uneducated about it. And he says at the very end of the interview, McGregor says, oh, there's been a government kind of hit job on me. They're planning to bring me down. And what he's referring to is a civil trial. Now, not a criminal trial, a civil trial that Conor McGregor lost when he was brought to court for alleged rape and sexual assault. And the jury believed he's his accuser, a woman called a hairdresser called Nikita Hand. And Conor McGregor was forced to pay damages of a quarter of a million euro to her, plus costs in the Irish High Court, which are about one and a half million euro.

Now, to you or me, that would be a huge sum of money to Conor McGregor. That's nothing. And I have to say, for legal reasons, he is he is appealing it. But the reality is that standing in the way of any political ambitions, Conor McGregor has, and we just had here in the last six or last year, we had a local election for like local councils, a general election, a European parliamentary election, any one of those. All he needed to do was put up 150 quid and he could have stood.

He would be on the on the ballot. In fact, under Irish electoral law, he could have stood in every single constituency in the country and he didn't stand for election. And now he's complaining that he's being debarred from the Irish presidential race. And he's not. It's just it's an exceptionally difficult ballot to get on. You can't just stump up the money in America and become a third party candidate or a writing candidate or whatever. That doesn't work here. You need the support of a large number of democratically elected politicians to get there. So I think McGregor's real aim is not to get into the presidency because really he

can't. He's not even going to be on the ballot. But I think he wants to be Ireland's answer to Tommy Robinson. And I suppose if Tommy Robinson is the answer, what the hell was the question? Yeah, we'll get into that more in a second. I do want to throw the ads here really quickly and then we'll continue to talk about Connor for a moment. We're back. So you say he wants to be the Irish answer to Tommy Robinson, which is such a.

Like aim higher, man. Like that it's, it's, it's odd to me. Like I had kind of been worried because we've had so many cases of guys in the United States who start out as these absolute jokes on the far right. And then you just see them pick up more and more attention over time. And that was kind of my worry with Connor.

But you're saying you're kind of my worry with Connor, but you're saying you're kind of concerned more that he's going to continue to be like an organizing presence on the far right rather than someone who has much of a chance of picking up actual like political office. Yeah, I think with Connor, it's all about his ego, which is probably what you'd expect from an MMA star, you know, there's going to be an element of, you know, ego and showboating and K-Fab and so on. I mean, it's interesting. And he's interviewed with Tucker Carlson. He was giving out that the Minister of Education, you know, isn't a teacher, they're unqualified

for the job and the Irish government's Minister for Health isn't a doctor. And it's like, well, what qualifies you to be President, Connor? You're a former plumber turned MMA fighter, you know? Yeah, getting hit in the face. Yeah. And we've we've had ministers of education who were teachers and ministers of health who were doctors who happened to be totally awful. The reality is like we have a PR system. We've, you know, a very democratic and fair process. And we have more than a two party system here. But I think like as emerged during the during that civil rape trial,

which McGregor lost, you know, he had to admit to his cocaine use during it. He has been sending out kind of fevers. I would imagine cocaine fever trip tweets saying as president of Ireland, I have the power to. And it's like, man, the election hasn't even happened yet. He's way ahead of himself. He's not going to get in the ballot. He knows that he wants to present it.

And I mean, the fact that he's even talking about getting in the ballot shows he doesn't understand the constitutional system here, which it's not like Britain. We have a written constitution. It's not that complex. If you know the basics of the law, he's never going to get into ballot, but he wants to present that he's being denied the opportunity to stand. And unfortunately, what we have around the country is an increasingly violent anti-immigrant street movement that whenever these what we call them,

the international protection applicants services, these I-PASS or refugee centers, basically, when these are picked as places of accommodation by the government, while these people's applications for refugee status are, they have to stay somewhere while these are being examined. You tend to get large protests in towns, villages, cities all over Ireland. Sometimes these turn quite violent. Sometimes there have been more than 30 arson attacks on these centers. And I think what Conor McGregor ultimately wants is he wants to be able to tour the country, attending these protests and having everyone queuing up to take selfies with him and telling him what a great hero he is. And I think I think that's his ultimate aim.

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. And he's obviously he's going to grift off the back of it. The guy has money already. But it was so funny, this multi multi-millionaire being interviewed by Tucker Carlson saying, we're going to start fundraising for my campaign. It's like, and you have more money than you could ever spend on political posters and flyers and adverts, you know? So it almost sounds like this is like a retirement plan for him, right?

Like he's, he's, he's clearly passed his prime in terms of the getting hit in the face thing for money. And now he's sort of moving on passed his prime in terms of the getting hit in the face thing for money. And now he's sort of moving on to like grifting off of these far right events and probably traveling just ahead of a series of riots, you know, like that's, that's, it seems like what's in his future. Yeah. And I mean, we, we've had some, you know, at the time of a, a, an outbreak of rioting in Dublin, anti-immigrant violence, which caused 20 million euros worth of damage and trashed the city center in November of 2023.

Connor, and I'm not saying he directly caused it, but he was tweeting at the same time, Ireland is at war. Yeah. And around the same time, he was tweeting like any property that's been taken over by foreigners evaporated. I think really his plan is to kind of, if he can represent himself as a political martyr figure, he's hoping that it will overshadow his loss in the rape case. And he is, of course, appealing that and claiming he has new evidence and everything. But I think really that's what it's about. Yeah. So let's talk a little bit about the way far-right violence has looked in Ireland. Like when these, when these protests have really kicked off, because it seems like there's been this kind of fairly significant acceleration in the last three or four years in terms of particularly arson attacks.

And one thing that I was kind of struck by in your notes was the degree to which like no one's been arrested for any of these yet. No, what happened, these started around 2018. So maybe just before Covid, you had one or two of them. And my book went to print in December 2024. So I stopped counting in December. And by then I had over 30 arson attacks and there hasn't been a single conviction for any of them.

So it's when usually former hotels that have been closed down with years are that the government moves in or some local person moves in to renovate them and use them as one of these centers. They'll just go up and smoke in the middle of the night. And I mean, we have already a very significant homeless problem here. I mean, there's more than 10,000 people homeless in Dublin, both Irish and refugee. And I mean, that probably sounds small to someone listening in a big American city. We thought we had a housing crisis when we had 2000 people homeless

and we got more than 10, almost 15,000 people homeless now. And some of these anti-immigrant protesters have actually burnt down homeless accommodation designed for Irish homeless people in the mistaken belief that it was going to be used for refugees. Yeah. So that's their contribution to the housing prices. You've also seen stuff like attacks on politicians' homes. Sometimes it's just pickets, sometimes it's graffiti. In the case of Martin Kenny, who's an opposition TD. He'd be from Sinn Fein party.

Most of your listeners would probably have heard of an Irish Republican kind of left wing Irish Republican Party. Oh, yes. There was a refugee centre planned for where he lived in in Leitrim. And in fairness to him, he spoke out against it and he condemned what he called, quote, the far right ideology that has been peddled in this country about asylum seekers. What we clearly was sleeping in his house with his wife and kids and his car in the driveway was petrol bombs fire bombs and they came back a few months later and did it again and he was forced to move house so. I're some attacks and politicians homes is something we haven't seen here since the original fascists were around in the thirties as well. And this violence again, like I said, there hasn't been a single arrest.

And I give you a perfect example. The title for the book Burn the Mouse is from an event that happened in February 2023. A guy stood up in front of a guard, a police station here in Finglas, which would be a big suburb of Dublin. And there was a huge crowd of anti-immigrant protesters around. One of them was waving a swastika flag. And this guy stood up in front of them with a megaphone in front of the police station, said, There is no point standing here outside the Garda station.

The only way to deal with refugees is to burn them out, go where they are fucking staying and burn them fucking cunts out. That's a direct quote. And of course, had he been threatening that violence against the guardie, had he been threatening that violence against a private business or a politician, I have no doubt he would have been arrested straight away. But this masked guy threatening violence in Arsene was just allowed to to walk off. So there you go.

They're certainly not on the ball. And we've even had during the COVID pandemic when there was a cop nearly killed that had a firework shot at him during one of these riots. The police commissioner in the south of Ireland, who's formerly a member of the Royal Ulster Constabulary, a very controversial pro-British police force that used to be in the north. This guy's our new police commissioner down south and he tried to blame Republicans and the IRA for the violence

and left-wing extremists for the violence that was happening. And it was so clear that, you know, Republicans, Irish Republicans have been on the streets opposing these people and their marches for years. Yeah. Let's talk about that a little bit. Like the the actual organizing of the anti-fascist movement in Ireland, how is it kind of responded to the explosion and in some cases a literal explosion in far-right violence on the street?

Are you seeing it kind of reach like new heights or does it kind of seem like it's unprepared for the moment that we're hitting? Because I mean, in the United States, it's kind of hard to tell because things have changed so much since 2020, right? Like a lot of the fascist violence that we're seeing is now explicitly from the state. And so there's just not a lot of on the ground, there's not the same kind of on the ground response to it that you were seeing when it was groups like the Proud Boys. And I'm wondering kind of how things have changed since 2018 in that regard in Ireland.

I suppose, like if you think back as far as 2015, Tommy Robinson, a friend of the pod, attempted to organize his anti-Islamic, he's Islamophobic, Pagida movement, tried to launch a branch of it in Dublin. Yeah. And they couldn't even get to their rallying point because there were 5000 anti-fascists on the street there against them. Irish Republicans, Irish language activists, Muslim community from Dublin were there, LGBT activists, and they couldn't even get to have their event.

So up until COVID, certainly the anti-fascists and groups like anti-fascist Action Ireland were excellent at closing down small groups. You have a lot of people who are doing online research and exposing these people's sordid histories and their international connections. So that's one thing we're pretty good at. And what it turns out is that a lot of these guys, like one of the main proponents of the QAnon conspiracy theory here was a guy called Rowan Croft, who just happened to be a former British Army soldier. So that doesn't fly too well in Ireland.

When somebody's standing up saying I'm a great Irish patriot and I'm going to stop the foreigners like, well, hang on a minute when you chose to fight in the military, you chose to serve the Queen of England. So you have big national groups like anti-fascist action. You have groups like anti-imperialist action Ireland. Thankfully as these protests have sprung up around the country these far-rights anti-immigrant protests they have always been countered and I'm thinking of in Cork city when the library was being attacked and it would actually had to be closed down for a period and it was the first time that the Cork library had closed since the British burnt it down during our revolution in the 1920s. And you know, you had a crowd of maybe a hundred far right and people on the opposite side,

the anti-fascist scene kept building and building until by the end and I was there for some of these protests, we had four or five hundred against them. And eventually we decided, right, we're going to stand and protect the library. And that happened in other places like Limerick and it happened in Dublin and eventually the far right said, well, we can't even get near the library to have our protest anymore and they dissipated. One thing that's very interesting here is the optics and sometimes on the left and on the anti-fascist side, we're not as good at the imagery and the using new

technology and stuff. And one thing you'll always see is, you know, when anti-fascists are mobilizing in Ireland, you know, they'll have often red flags, they'll have the Palestinian flag, they'll have Irish left wing Republican flags like the plow and the stars. But often we don't carry our national flag, the tricolour as much. And of course, the far right love fetishizing flags. And they have the green, white and orange Irish tricolor everywhere. Often, of course, these people are so ignorant, they fly it wrong way around

and it's the orange, white and green. So it's like Vive le Cote d'Ivoire. It's the Ivory Coast flag if you have it the wrong way. It's interesting in some of the clashes you'll have anti-fascists with the Irish flag and fascists with the Irish flag. But I think just in terms of optics, it sometimes looks very bad when the far right are able to clip out a section of the opposing crowd and say, look, they have Palestinian flags, they have all other LGBT pride flags, but they're not

proud to be Irish, they don't have Irish flags and there could be some Irish flags clipped off at the side. So these people in the far right are very good at using the history of Irish politics and resistance to Britain and using the imagery of that struggle and co-opting it. And I think it's very important that we on the anti-fascist side don't surrender any of that to them. And I mean, the Irish flag, what it stands for, the green bit is for Catholics who wanted independence. The orange bit is for Protestants who wanted to be linked with Britain and the white was for peace and unity. So it's a flag that at its very essence, you know, talks about respecting a religious minority

and people from a colonial or immigrant background who arrived here as strangers. Yeah, yeah. Well, I want to continue this discussion and then close things out. But first, we've got one more ad break to do. And we're back. So yeah, I kind of wanted to end this by looking into a little like, what are you kind of looking for in the future? Like in the kind of the next year or two in Ireland?

Like what are you expecting? What are you worried to see? Like, yeah, what do you kind of see moving forward here? I think what's tending to happen now is genius out of the bottle and far right messages spreading. And you had this big far right rally of, you know, ten thousand five to ten thousand people at its maximum. That came down O'Connell Street in Dublin, the main street in the capital city. It's not huge by political standards, but it is worrying. I think we're going to see that grow. And I think on the left sometimes, and particularly in the trade union movement, we have this idea that all this is a flash in the pan and we'll organize a few big rallies and they'll go away.

They won't. This is like the national front in Britain. You know, these people are going to be around haunting Irish politics for at least a decade and then they're never going to fully go away. They'll pop back up again. I think we're going to continue to see the regional protests. And I think as well, we have started seeing the Irish government, which is a coalition of two center right parties, kind of tighten up their own language on immigration. We're starting to see an increasing number of deportations as well.

The police really still aren't fully on the ball. They are, of course, being given new policing powers by the government to deal with violent protests that are being issued with things like, you know, new non-lethal technologies, you know, pepper spray and extra equipment and body cameras that they wouldn't have had before. But of course, the classic thing is that these will always be used as much, if not more so against the left and the anti-fascist side than they will be against the racists. Yeah. Thankfully, these groups, you know, they're all in fighting with each other. They have tried to do like electoral pacts and to plan out political strategies.

But thankfully, they're all so fixated on wanting to be the Fuhrer. That never really works. But what I was going to say a minute ago is that that ten thousand people, if there were that money on the street, Not everyone in that is is far right. You know, some of the people are from working class communities that have been betrayed by the government and have been abandoned. And they are starting. They've just fallen down the rabbit hole.

And I can think of an incident. I was in the gym a couple of months back and just sitting there. And there were a few guys didn't know they were around chatting. Obviously, we were in the gym. None of us are in the in the sauna. None of us have many clothes on. And none of these guys had like questionable far right tattoos or anything like that. But the conversation suddenly started about immigrants and how they were

bringing crime and how they were bringing disease and all this kind of stuff. And I listened to it for a minute or two and I just stood up and said, lads, everything you are saying about immigrants in Ireland now is what was said about Irish people in America in the 19th century and in England in like the 70s and the 80s. So I think it's important that even in our workplaces, on public transport, when we hear this kind of talk, we call it out if it's a friend of ours who's fallen down the rabbit hole into these conspiracies, because that's how their message is spreading now. Often when you see people involved in some of this anti-immigrant rioting, they have no history of involvement in far-right groups,

but it's that message has spread beyond those groups, thanks to our friends in the nerd-right. And I think if we have a work colleague or a brother or somebody who falls into that, that we don't abandon them. We don't immediately start calling them a Nazi and whatever that we try to talk them around to. But look, I suppose the thing is there is hope and everywhere these people have organized, there have been anti-fascists there to meet them. I think we need to get better at planning that on a national scale. Of course, on the left, you always get this factionalism and infighting.

I'm not standing beside him. He's Trotskyist. Well, I don't like his views on the north. Whatever. We need to kind of say as long as we're fighting with each other, the fascists are winning. Thankfully, none of these people have ever gotten more than 2% in an election. They have nobody elected in our national parliament. They only have four or five, maybe six counselors elected in the entire of the southern part of the country, and that's out of 949 counselors.

But we can't just laugh with them. We can't worry this isn't a threat because when the Nazis stood for election the first time, I think they only got 2% of the vote as well. And look how that turned out. Well, yeah. And as we've seen in the U S like what starts as this tiny, tiny number of freaks and weirdos can wind up being a mass movement if it's not cauterized, right? Like that's and that's that's kind of the challenge in front of Irish anti-fascists right now is ensuring that that cauterization happens. Absolutely. And I mean, look, if you think of this, you know, Elon Musk has to McGregor for president and we're all laughing at it now.

But, you know, it wouldn't be the first time that Elon Musk has tipped a reality TV star with a questionable sexual and criminal history for high office and they got there. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you so much. Do you want to have anything you want to plug here at the end of the episode? I mean, your book, obviously. Yeah. Well, obviously, I'm not I'm not on ex Twitter, anything like that. I don't have a sub stack or anything.

So just the main thing I want to plug is my book, Burned Them Out, A History of Fascism and the Far Right in Ireland. It is published by Bloomsbury, head of Zeus. So it should be available in any order via any bookshop. Obviously, if you are going to support a bookshop, support a small independent one, Roderick Barnes and Noble. And if you are buying it online, obviously buy it from direct from the publishers, Bloomsbury.

Don't buy it off Amazon if you can, because God knows Jeff Bezos has enough money. Yeah, it's certainly bloody. Well, thank you so much. And yeah, that's our episode everybody. Come back tomorrow when we'll have another one. I found out I was related to the guy that I was dating. I don't feel emotions correctly. I am talking to a felon right now and I cannot decide if I like him or not. Those were some callers from my call-in podcast, Therapy Gecko.

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Welcome to Kid Appent here, a podcast that I forgot to write an introduction for. I'm your host Mia Wong and we are, well, okay, we're not taking a break from the horrors because this is also still a podcast about the horrors and what you can do about it. But you know, I am transgender. One of the ways that we have been like depersonified via transgender is through a massive attack on trans women in sports. And this has led to the acceleration of the broad scale attack on all of us being able to exist as people.

And with me to talk about this is someone who has written a book that is about this and also kind of not about this in a lot of ways, and that is Victoria Zeller, who is a writer, author, writes about the Buffalo Bills for our friends over at Defector sometimes, and is the author of a new book, One of the Boys, out today when you're listening to this. Wow, crazy. Probably.

Wild. Yeah, it has synced up like this completely on purpose. We were 100% planning this from the beginning. Hello, thank you for having me. Yeah, I'm excited to have you on. So you would think that the question that your book, One of the Boys, asks is, what if a trans girl played football? But the actual and more important question it asks is, what if a poster could write fiction? And the answer is that it fucking rips. Thank you. This book rules. I genuinely, I think this is the written group chats. I've ever read in a book. It rips. It's so good

I am very passionate about group chats, you know, I mean like posting is writing Hello audience. If you don't know me, my name is Victoria. I'm online You may know my Twitter or blue sky accounts at dirtbag queer. I'm like largely posting about football when football is in season. I kind of just post about random shit these days. But yeah, I've allegedly written a book. The weird thing about writing a book is that I feel like I've just totally blacked out actually writing it. And I'm like, that's crazy. Who did that? Couldn't be me. But yeah, in terms of like how I would like very quickly pitch one of the boys, high school

senior named Grace comes back to her high school football team. She quit over the summer because she came out as trans because her teammates want to make a push for a state title. And it's like trans coming of age Friday Night Lights handshake meme. But also when I was like big picture thinking about what I wanted to do with this, I wanted to tell kind of a like traditional high school sports story, but through an outsider lens. Like if you think about the average like high school football story, you think like, well, what we're going to do is we're going to win state.

We're going to get the scholarship and we're going to get the girl. And I wanted to sort of like deconstruct those three things by making the protagonist trans and making the protagonist a kicker instead of like a linebacker or a quarterback or whatever. And that is who I am. Yeah, and this this book rips. That sounds like a fun thing going on where it basically has like the football iceberg where like you can come into this knowing zero ball And you will get stuff out of it and you can come into this

Where I am knowing like a sum ball and you will get some out of this and then like The unhinged people who have like 16 different pff tabs like pinned their bookmarks will be like holy shit the world building. Yeah Yeah, uh that was uh It is it is hard writing fiction about sports if you're writing young adult fiction, you know, which is what one of the boys is. Don't be weird about that. If you're an adult teenage girls are like, you don't have to hate the things they like. You can like calm down a little bit. But yeah, writing about football for for an audience of like teenagers is like fascinating because you have to assume that the audience knows very little and you have to figure out how much you want to give them

so that they get it without like overwhelming them, which is like really just not at all what I wanted to do. But also, yeah, if you're a sicko like me, you can be like, oh, I'm really into what this offense is doing, or I'm really into this like onside kick play design. So I tried to like do, I tried to do a little bit of both. And also, again, this is a trans coming of age story. So yeah, it's also dealing with, you know, the horrors. So yep, ball plus horrors. So Yep.

Ball plus horrors is what we're working with here. Yeah. So I think, okay, we're going to get more into the politics of this in a second. But first, I want to ask one ball question since I have now I have now introduced my audience to the fact that I talked about football by managing to get a rant about the Sean Watson on here for like 10 minutes. The Sean Watson trade, but, okay. My one ball question for this was,

how happy did it make you when you figured out a way to write a football team that does not use the forward pass? Oh, man. Uh... It's... Um, without... without spoiling what happens at the end of the Act 1 turn, circumstances occur so that this high school football team, um move a player who is who is not a quarterback to quarterback, at which point passing just goes away and we are just running the ball, baby.

We are we we are pounding the rock. It's so sick. It is kind of sort of like loosely what I based this on was the year that the University of Kentucky football team, like all like every single quarterback got hurt. And they were like, OK, Lynn Bowden, you are our best wide receiver. We're just going to put you a quarterback and, you know, we're just going to see what happens. And that's like that was the fun of writing fictional football, is that I can make my fictional football team do whatever I want. And I don't want to ever see conservative trickery.

That is the forward pass. Get it out of here. Yeah, it's one of the things I love about your writing is that you are very much just like an old school, like traditionalist football pound the rock. Like none of this, like rock like none of this like None of this fucking RPO bullshit person, which is which is also I don't know It's just very funny that you have like you have like the football personality of like an extremely cranky like 75 year old like coach from like the 70s. Yep, and I'm a trans woman

Which like again I tried not to do too much of it in this book. Like part of the reason that I made my main character a kicker, which we will also talk about other reasons later. But part of the reason is that kicking is this sort of like own separate salad off thing. So I really only have to like get the audience to understand kicking and what happens when Grace is on the field. I don't have to get into like what a football team that like

never passes the ball like is doing on a technical level. We don't have to do all that. I give you just enough that if you are a sicko, you're like, yeah, baby. What is like this rules? This is the sickest offense of all time. But also, yeah. But also, like, you know, trying to trying to help the queer kiddos understand that, like, running the ball is the official football position

of the working class of the proletariat, you know. position of the working class, of the proletariat, you know. Okay. We're going to get more into the class dynamics of football in a second, but the place I kind of want to start in terms of like, you know, talking about the parts of us that aren't just ball is so in a lot of ways, this is a book about scriptlessness, which is something that I think, I don't know, like we've been seeing a sort of resurgence of trans, or not resurgence, but kind of like sur-gents? Emergence? Is that the word?

Emergence. There we go. There we go. There we go. Yeah. Of trans literature. And I think this is a very interesting angle to take on it. And it's, you know, when I say scriptlessness, it's about the ways in which trans women in particular don't have, you know, sort of examples and paths to like follow, right? There's not like a, you're supposed to go from A to B to C. This is like what you're doing with your life. And you have to just figure it out because suddenly you're you and you just, you just

have to, you know, there's no rails, there's no guides, you just have to do it. I think the Zapatista line about it is the road is made by walking. Can you talk about how like having to just figure this shit out influenced the way that you write grace and the way that you sort of write this book? Yeah. So this is something that Grace struggles with a lot. I mean, like. Specific to her, it's because she's a trans woman who's playing football, something that if an openly trans woman has ever openly played like American football There is not a lot of documentation of that online So like grace she is like walking a path that has like never existed before

But I think like more broadly and more like thematically there is that like grace is also broadly and more like thematically there is that like, Grace is also frequently I call her stupid and I don't think that she's stupid, but comma, but Grace struggles a lot to like express herself, I would say. And like, I wanted her to like challenge what a reader might expect from a trans girl in young adult fiction specifically. We're like, I think she's like frequently kind of like grating, or at least I find her grating. She is not traditionally feminine. I don't think she's unfeminine, but she like struggles a lot with like feeling OK enough to like express that about herself. Yeah. And like, I feel like a lot of stories about trans kids have this view of being a younger trans person of like,

well, it was always easy for me and I took to femininity like a fish in water and like, this was natural to me. I wanted to her past and the way she is now to sort of like challenge a like, cis reader specifically. But also in terms of scriptlessness in a more like macro way, there's not a lot of YA contemporary fiction about trans girl characters, like, at all. There is now, thankfully, a good amount of trans male representation in the genre. But there are a few authors who are out here writing trans femme contemporary, but, like, not a lot. So, like, figuring out, like, where I wanted to, like, slot in to this, like, genre that is kind of struggling to be born.

Yeah. Not a lot of trans femme, 17-year-old protagonists who are going to parties and drinking beer and worrying about whether or not they want to go to college, which is all stuff I wanted to touch here. Yeah. And I think there's a bunch of levels of this stuff sort of operates on and I think it's very like, I don't know, like a lot of being trans and I say this at least for me, I don't know, like maybe maybe maybe maybe this is different for other people was just like having

no idea what the fuck you're doing and just you know waking up one day and realizing like shit What the fuck do you mean? I'm doing this and it's like, you know, I think about this like doing this job I was like wait, what the fuck I'm a trans podcaster like Do my makeup well like what the fuck are we doing here? Yeah, I Think that like another thing that I've talked about this a lot on the show is it's also just like how kind of like Normal the trans girls who just like suddenly something blows up and they're like internet famous or whatever the fuck are That they're just like some kid until like yeah you know there's just like

an explosion and everyone is suddenly interested in every intimate detail of your life and is trying to deconstruct it in order to destroy you yeah Grace is um again I don't really want to like spoil act act three stuff here but uh later on in the story Grace achieves some amount amount of internet notoriety for what she's doing. And yeah, Grace is an extremely typical kid. She has typical kid problems. But then this microscope gets put on her and she is sort of forced to become this different thing that if she wants to be that thing someday, it's not now. Yeah. Yeah. I think in a lot of ways, my book is about how we ask teenagers

to like do too much and be too much. But like, especially trans kids, when you transition at any age, you are building the plane of your personality while you are flying it, baby. Yep. Yep. Yep. And like, that's so much pressure to put on anyone, but like, especially anyone who is a kid, it's just like, it's a lot of pressure. And I wanted to, I wanted to like, juxtapose the parts of Grace's experience that like a like, cis boy or girl could read and be like, yep, I also don't know where I want to go to college, but also like, sort of like show like, well, because she is like this, she is facing this like unreal level of scrutiny that is like, not normal, deeply unnatural and like fucked up and like unfair. Yeah. Now, speaking of unfair, we have to go to ads.

When we come back, that's one of my better pivots. I'm proud of that one. When we come back, we're going to talk about masculinity. We are back. So, One of the Boys is weirdly the second football involved book about a trans woman that I've read in the last year. And I think it's fascinating because in the like pure archetypal sense from like anthropological, like structuralist anthropology, it is like a pure structural inversion of Alison Greaves is How to Fly, because How to Fly is, this is also a good book, but How to Fly is about a girl getting forcefemmed to escape masculine violence by becoming a cheerleader. And one of the boys is about a trans woman going back into like into a hyper masculine space to become a football player. It's like they're just literally perfect structural

versions of each other. And so I wanted to ask you about how were you thinking about doing this thing right which is going back into these hyper masculine spaces that a lot of people come out of pre-transition, you know, when you were sort of writing this. Because this is not a thing that people tended to write when they're writing about transfems. Totally. And sort of the like irregularity of Grace's path this way is like one of the reasons why I was like drawn to like writing a a a sports story about like a a trans girl playing football specifically is because like

I probably have a like more I don't know if complicated is the word but I have like a very like interesting relationship with masculinity and as much as I'm like fascinated by it like I think it is like endlessly interesting to see the ways that like men construct the like various kinds of masculinity that they live in and the like various outcomes that men can end up finding via their weird distinct masculinities. For instance, for me personally, I'm still in my old high school boys group chat that we started a decade ago. And I've never once had a problem fitting in there. When they all found out I was trans,

I was like, oh shit, cool, whatever. We're gonna keep talking about like the next, you know. And like, again, Grace's journey with masculinity is different from mine, but kind of like her. I have like some amount of like difficulty in like very masculine sports spaces when I was a kid. But then like once you adapt and once you like learn how to like perform this thing, like I never had a problem existing in these worlds and like

something that Grace is really annoyed by is that people are always like, I just can't believe that like you would be trans and what is hidden in there is like you were kind of a dick You were like kind of a douchebag. Yeah. Yeah, so like I very much wanted to write a trans protagonist who has a relationship with like her past self and with her male friends that was like a little more complicated where like she has a like very good solid group of like

male friends who are not like perfect, but are still like, that's my friend. Was so like, I think for my friends and for a lot of trans women's male friends, they're like, well, I was friends with you before, so like, you're still like, you know, still you. I'm still going to be cool with you. So I guess that means that I have to think about like

I have to like, OK, now I have to like think about how like trans people are like treated by society more broadly. And it's like interesting seeing men in my life like suddenly become like cognizant of like trans issues. Yeah. And it's all like personal. It's all like, well, I know this person and therefore I'm going to show compassion to

this person that I like. And then, you know, politics starting at the personal and sort of like growing out from there. So I want to ask a bit, a bit more just digging into sort of the masculinity aspect specifically because one of the things I think is, I don't know, there's a part of being a trans femme that isn't super well understood outside of it, which is sort of a lot of trans women have a phase where you really try to be a man, right? Where you get like really into like hyper masculinity in order to try to like, try to make

yourself do it. Like I had Gamer Mia phase which was a fiasco, not even Gamer Mia phase, I'm still sort of Gamer Mia, but I had like, you know, I had like top 0.25% Hearthstone player likereck a disaster was a substantively a worse person Yeah, and and you know so I am like that's the thing that has a lot of complicated Social ripples were like this this process of like like doing this You know sometimes it's like your final time so it's just it's just what you're doing to try to get by is like trying to force yourself to be a man and Sometimes it's just what you're doing to try to get by,

is trying to force yourself to be a man and do this masculinity in a way that's really shit because you're trying to reconcile it with yourself. Yes. So this is a thing that a lot of trans friends experience. I think it's written interestingly in this book. I was wondering... I don't know. The way you talk about being in this, in fitting into these spaces, spaces is as like, okay, well, I figured out how to like, do the performance

okay and then it was sort of fine. So I'm wondering like, this is almost universally seen as like, this is like a form of structural violence has been enacted on you that you sort of have to like, do this, but there's also a kind of, I don't know, a kind of complicated dynamic of like, these people are still like your friends and you like them. I guess I want to know sort of how you've been thinking about like that specific angle and like this sort of process of fitting in and becoming it also just this sort of unbecoming you have to do to like become yourself? Yeah. So my book has flashback sequences that are written in second person. This is mostly a book that's written in first person.

But I tried to, like, really lean into this, like, phenomenon of, like, closeted trans women, like, butching up at, like, certain moments in their trans women like butchering up at like certain moments in their lives in order to like pass and cram down this like feeling that is like really fucking scary at first. So like I want the second person Grace flashbacks to her like starting fights and being a like asshole to her like starting fights and being a like asshole to to to her girlfriend I want them to feel like jarring and I want them to feel like Grace is being a bastard in a lot of these flashbacks, but like I also wanted to show like how she gets there in terms of like

various moments earlier in her life where she was sort of like shunted into this more like masculine path in order to like pass and like not be bullied or like other eyes. And like, it definitely is. It's tough. And I think that I I think that I personally have a like complicated relationship with like, yeah, like I hated football when I played it and I did it because like I like the sport, obviously, because I'm a fan and because I wrote this book about it and because I write about football sometimes that team who I still talk to. So it's like, I definitely wanted to feel like violent and imposed, but also like, it isn't something that can be like erased. It's something that you have to deal with. It's something that like, as you grow up and as you continue to self actualize, you have to like decide what parts of that version of yourself are worth keeping and what parts aren't.

And that's like something that I wanted to show like Grace struggle through kind of in real time. She's like very early in her transition and she doesn't know how she wants to present and she doesn't know how much of of like her old life and the people in her old life that just want to associate with her or does existing on this football team drag her back towards something that she doesn't want to be anymore. It's all stuff that I wanted to play with and is not like overtly political, but is like subtextually political, you know? Yeah, well it's political in the sense that like, you know, that we were talking about sort of scriptlessness earlier, right?

And I think one of the sort of alienating factors about being trans is that like, especially if you're like kind of alone and you're like, you know, like you're like the only trans femme that you're spending time with, right? This is just true for like a lot of things like a lot of how sort of oppression functions a lot of how violence functions is by convincing you that this is the only you're the only person's ever gone through this and they're always going to be unique aspects of it, but like You know, one of the ways that alienation is maintained is by convincing you that no one else can understand the thing that's happening to you in that because no one else has ever done it and it turns out like no actually this is something that like all of us have gone through and when you

sort of start to realize this and the kind of solidarity that it could be built based on this collective well of experience we've all gone through and how it can be you know changed by actual actions of a bunch of people working together it changes things I think I think it is in a bunch of people working together. It changes things. I think it is in a lot of ways political in the sense that like in order to have politics, you have to have sort of like collective assemblages of people who fucking understand each other and who understand that they're not alone and that they can do things. Totally.

And this is part of how you get to that. Yeah. We can talk a little bit more about the like, very start of something that could be seen as a political awakening that Grace has in this book. But like, yeah, part of the reason that she isn't perfect is because she doesn't know any other, like, there are no other Transmute characters in this book. And that was very deliberate. Grace is like on her own. She is like figuring this shit out as she goes. Yep. And I wanted it to feel rough and like ad hoc.

Yeah. Because like that's how it is for a lot of people. That's how it was like. Build the road by walking. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I want to kind of move into the more directly political realm. One of the things that's interesting about this book is that like, Grace, and this is something that like, my brain has been so melted by having been like, de-politics kid since I was like 15.

Because I was like, my high school was like, interrupted in the middle of it by me trying to overthrow the Turkish government. And so like, my brain is so melted. We'll get aired one one day, we already can't go there for our coverage of Kurdish guerrilla movements. Very good stuff. You'll find many, many such things. I think. But like, one of the interesting parts about this is that grace is like not political, right? And most of the people in this aren't. And there's kind of a divide between the politics knowers who are like the more, you know, who are like the more like okay yeah like we are

we are like the queer kids we were like the activist kids and then like the you know like the ball players and then grace sort of fits more into the like not even more into like grace isn't like a politics person grace is a like hey like transphobia is bad we shouldn't do that but also like just wants to fucking go kick a go kick a rock between two posts. So, yeah, can you talk about like how you sort of decided to make her just be like a kid who doesn't follow politics? Yeah, so like that was like not any kind of like statement about how like politics is bad, you know, that was like Grace's 17 and most 17 year olds, if they have politics at all have

like completely incoherent politics. Yeah, because I was like, holy shit. Yeah. So like, Grace has the like, barest outlines of like, ideology and those were like put on her by people in her life. We know that her dad is a union man. And from a small age age she has internalized that unions are good. Does she know why? Probably not. But, or also we know that her friend Tab,

who is boring, has been like educating her on like Puerto Rican independence. Yeah, it was like, which was a like, that was a very funny line. Oh, huh, right because Because Grace's is like dumb as shit white kid from the suburbs, but so like in as much as she's like piecing together the person she is Bit by bit. She's also kind of like piecing what she thinks about the world together along with that in terms of like most of the straight white players on the football team like do not have like basically don't have politics there's a scene where one of my minor characters is like yo i just figured out that like transphobia is bad. Yeah. And I loved, I fucking loved writing that to you.

But like, I imagine that up until recently, Grace was exactly like this. And just like, just like, yep, I'm a middle, lower middle class, white, straight boy. Air quotes on all of that. She never had any kind of like thought about that. That does not reflect what was going on in my life when I was a teenager, because I was a very annoying, like me and a friend of mine, Siobhan got in trouble for putting a Bernie Sanders 2016 sticker on her locker because that's the kind of shit we were doing

in high school in 2015. So like, I was like, very much had sort of like vacant liberal middle class kid politics, but like Grace, Grace is, I imagine that, later in her life, she kind of has more political thoughts in her head, but I also kind of imagine that her brain works like, I don't know if you've played Disco Elysium, but I kind of imagine, I kind of imagine Grace has a like, thought cabinet, and it's like, she has like, she has like thought cabinet and it's like she has like She has like two slots in it Oh, she just like cannot hold that many ideas in her brain at once. So she's she is in all aspects of her life trying her best and trying to get better and

Yeah, I want like I feel like a lot of Contemporary YA that comes out these days a lot of the kids have like overly coherent politics I was like nah nah, I wanted to write a kid who has like good intentions, but has no idea what she's doing Yep, God my brains doing the Trump line in many cases have no idea what they're doing Yeah, oh Jesus Christ. I'm right. Oh, Jesus Christ, my brain's so broken. Okay. Speaking of things being broken, the products and services to support this podcast, unrelated statements.

We are back. Okay. So having now gotten like many far into this interview without directly being like, here's the football politics. Let's, let's talk about politics of football because one of the things I think is, is fascinating about, you know, the, the way that you're sort of talking about this and the way that grace like runs into this and the way that this is just like a thing that happens in the US, which is that like giant portions of the entire US economy and like structural elements of the US education system from like the ground up and like all of these sort of contracting

services and like massive portions of like how every single part of the education system from like fucking like middle school through college are all bent around this game. Yep. And, and I think one of the things that happens there is that like the kind of like default ambient politics in it is very conservative and I think in ways that you know are very easy to understand and that when people tend to talk about this they immediately go like well yeah so like you know like the left is talking about football. It's like you're talking about the militarism

Which is like yeah, I mean they're fucking flying jets over games like there We're not even in wars anymore in terms of like US ground troops deployed like why the fuck are their troops showing up on the field? There's like the cult of masculinity stuff There's you know I mean like there's there's been some engagement now with the racial politics of it with Kaepernick people realize like, holy shit, wait, there's been like stuff happening here for ages and you know, and you get sort of the masculinity politics, but there's I think a lot of stuff here that we don't talk about on the left in terms of like the class dynamics of this and the way that football I

like the class dynamics of this and the way that football I Just like functions in a lot of very very weird ways in terms of like sucking together this weird pool of yep a bunch of like not my working-class kids and like I Don't know fucking See if I knew ball I could I could pull an example off top my head of like some some quarterback Prospect you'd spent his family had spent like two million dollars on like personal trainers for him Absolutely. Yeah, um, I grew up sort of like middle lower middle class and like playing football

specifically and I grew up playing mostly like Soccer and baseball a little bit of basketball but I sort of like I sort of ended up playing football when I was like a teenager because I was large and that's how that works. Yep. Yep. And like in terms of like connecting with people who weren't white and of my exact class status or higher, like football is how it happened, man. Like most of my like earliest friendships with black kids, with Hispanic kids, was all through

football. And it is a very interesting sort of class and racial melting pot, at least at like, I went to a pretty big suburban middle and high school, but like lots of lots of very different kinds of people ended up at my school and lots of very different kinds of people ended up playing football and like you're going to get a more diverse slice of that student population on a football team than you will on the fucking yearbook committee or in like school band, class government, whatever. All of that came very naturally to me in terms of writing this book where like, I've ended up with a book that's like quite diverse, but I didn't really do that on purpose.

I just kind of like who are the kinds of kids who end up playing football and it's like everyone. You have like, poor-ish kids like Grace grace and then you have like rich ish kids like Ahmed or Dre in my book who like I very much wanted to like show that like maybe one of the reasons that grace is going to end up having a more coherent politics is because like she has having a more coherent politics is because like she has friends of different backgrounds that she might not if she had not ended up playing this this like fucked up evil violent game to be clear yeah i mean i think any football fan who is honest with themselves and has politics that are not evil

has a very complicated relationship to the game for a variety of reasons because it will choose up people's brains. And there's that, but there's also implied conservative politics. There's also a big factor here is that high school football, even at a public school like mine, the religion is all over it, baby. Like all over it. Yeah, that's a huge part of it. Jason Kirk of the Shutdown Full Cast is working on a book about the, like, history of Christianity

and college football called Church and State. I'm very fucking excited for that book. Hell yeah. Yeah, that sounds awesome. But it's this like really interesting political space because of how diverse it is and because of how like homogenous a lot of the like religion and politics of it are, I guess if that makes sense. Yeah. And it's also weird because like, you know, so like, I don't know, I refuse to watch college football. Like I draw the line there, like I'm not doing this, I'm not doing this. They can't make me watch like fucking Colorado State or whatever the fuck. But like, one of the things that you get in the NFL too is it's like, on the one hand, like you have all of this really, really conservative shit, right? Like every fucking everything is God.

Like every single time someone holds a thing in front of a player, there there's like at least three lines of like all of this is possible because of God and like someone's like it's like the only place you see people regularly saying Christ is king where they're not also like holding an AR to like a non white person's head, you know, so there's all of this like really, really conservative religious shit. But then also there's like a union. Yes. That everyone's in and it's like a large,

like, I mean, it's not that powerful. And there's weirdness there too. Cause you get to see all of the really interesting dynamics of unions that you don't really get outside of, kind of like, I mean, like, I guess like SAG kind of has this, but it's this union in this place where one, the owners have like an unbelievable amount of control, which is a hideous amount of power, and they can churn through people really quickly. They have, you know, these are some of the richest people

in the world. And then also, secondly, there's there's this like marketization force that's happening where, you know, you're going to see in miniature the way that capitalism has like, moved to sort of deal with with unions deal with sort of the class movements of the 20th century, which is that like, they're also trying to turn all of these kids like into entrepreneurs. like into entrepreneurs? Mm-hmm. I think in the NFL, I think it's more coherent because there is a players association, not a union, a players association. Yeah. Although also, shout out to the PA for backing our unionization attempt here.

Thanks for that. I don't know if it mattered, but that's a lot to me. Yeah. Also, like sports players unions are fascinating because these are people who are part of a union who are like at least some of them millionaires. So it's a very interesting sort of like class dynamic happening there. But like college like the college game right now is just charnel house. I mean, like, it is better now that players are being paid,

like, unambiguous good that players can profit off of their name, image and likeness. But again, it makes like, I remember, like, I'm not on Twitter much anymore. But like, in the like, early Elon days, you started getting Twitter ads. and these were 16 and 17-year-old high school football players. The post is huddle highlights and a quick recruiting profile of, hey, class of 2027, defensive back, wide receiver out of Palo Alto, and just blasting that like Twitter timelines everywhere. Just like please God somebody see my like somebody see these fucking huddle highlights. The feudalism stage of high school and college ball has like ended and now we are in the

no regulations baby. Just like completely unfettered capitalism stage Can we can we explain like just how like very briefly people who do not know any football like what name image likings is and How this is different from like a system that would be normal, which is you pay the players Yeah, so for like 70 years the the precedent with college football in the United States of America is that all these players are amateurs and they cannot be compensated in any way. They cannot profit off of their name image likeness so that means that they can't like sell autographs. The school isn't going to sell jerseys

that have their name on them. You are meant to make exactly zero dollars from your time as a amateur college athlete and this was the like ironclad system for, like, 70 years, and then it kind of got, like, destroyed overnight. Yeah. When the NCAA finally legalizes players profiting off of their name, image, and likeness, so that means that they could sign, like, endorsement deals. And when this was first made a thing in 2021 it mostly manifested in like

decoldist Crawford for the Nebraska football team is Filming a ad for a local air conditioning company because his name is decoldist And it was sort of like very like quaint and cute at first But then NIL collectives got going, which are these I don't even know how to how to like God, and scribe to flood in NIL collective is these are like investment groups that operate independently of universities that pool resources and then pay players for like extremely scant public appearances so that they can say that they're just profiting off of name, image and likeness.

But in reality, they exist as a way to pay college football players without paying them via schools. Now, there is the house settlement happening right now, which colleges will soon be able probably maybe God who knows, will soon be able to directly pay college athletes a certain amount of money. Lord knows where that's going. Like, this stuff is all changing at like, lightning's at like, yeah. So like, we have just straight up gone from like, nobody gets paid for anything to like,

we are in fucking like, gilded age robber baron shit. We're like, yeah, because none of this shit is regulated schools or NIL collectives will go back on agreements and everything's negotiated every year. They're like, like it's it's a fucking mess. Yeah. In the college game right now. So I mean, all that makes the like, NFL having a kind of shitty union look a lot better. Yeah.

Well, I was thinking about the kind of like, this is my way of kind of bringing it back to transgender. But like, one of the things that I've been thinking about a lot in terms of, I mean, just like what I do, right. And but also just like the way that capitalism has been moving in the last, like, few decades is it's increasingly about, you know, cause like, okay, so like capitalism's fundamental basis has always been like, you sell your labor, right. But now it's, it's, it's been increasingly transforming into like, you're selling like

the image of yourself, you're selling your identity, you're selling like, you know, know, you're selling your personality, you're selling as much of this is this is what name image likenesses, right? It's like, we're not going to pay you for like your labor, which is like you playing football, we're going to pay you for like this nebulous image of yourself. So you get all these people who like are, you know, you're forced to turn all of yourself into an object for consumption. And like, I think that's the thing with like, fucking I don't know, that're forced to turn all of yourself into an object for consumption. And like I think that's the thing with like Fucking I don't know. That's what I'm doing on this show Right to a large extent. Yeah, I am like the Asian transgender and like yeah, obviously like all of this is like research but it's also you know, this is what like brand and identity is and this has had these like

Seismic impacts on the entire global economy Like I fact about this an episode on when I talked about Temu but like Temu was literally The product of this happening with Chinese farmers We're like Chinese farmers. We're doing this like farm social media thing. It's almost like holy shit What if we like they become these things where they were selling food but they're also just selling that like the identity brand of like themselves as farmers and Temu was like well at PDT which is the Chinese company was like what if we just brought all of these things together in one Spot so you could just do direct to like consumer sales through it.

And now that's like the entire fucking economy is just this morass of like selling every single part of yourself. And I don't know, like I'm wondering how much of yourself did you have to do you have to like leave in a book like this and how much of it can you like kind of like keep away from the market? Oh boy. You're good. Yeah. Oh gosh. Everything is, everything is personal brands now, you know, there's a lot of pressure as an author to use all your social medias in a very particular way. You're supposed to make your cute little Canva graphics and like talk about your characters and engage with like prompt posts on Instagram and you know whatever social media du jour

and like my personal experience is a little irregular because I do have some amount of like sports Twitter niche micro celebrities posting posting. So like, I'm not out here making promotional TikToks for one of the boys. Yeah, that was like, something that was very important to me was like, I'm not going to be doing that thing. God, fuck that shit. Yeah. And the way that authors have to promote themselves and turn themselves into brands is like a whole other can of worms that like sucks Yeah, so like thankfully I think I've managed to avoid the most alienating Like forms of that but I Did have a few not too long ago very confidently state that this book was loosely based on my life story, which

was news to me. I was like, word? I didn't know that. So like, I think especially if you write fiction as a person of any marginalized identity, if you're, if you're black, if you're gay, if you're trans, whatever, people are going to assume that you're writing like, auto fiction because I think a lot of people react to women's fiction this way because I think a lot of people subconsciously have a hard time believing that like, women have interior lives and can like, imagine things, you know? Like, I think a lot of people assume that authors are always writing about themselves and writing about the people in their lives and I mean I'm writing about experiences that I have had similar ones too but like nah dog that is not how this works.

Yeah there's a really great essay about this by a friend of mine in Rosemary Ho, who's an absolutely brilliant writer, who wrote about the... She's writing about Zadie Smith. And one of the things that she talks about is like the way that people just assume that Zadie's politics are just like didactically coming out of the mouth of the character. And it's like, well, no, that's not how any of this shit works like yeah, yeah, it is uh It's frustrating and I think like a lot of authors have their own Experiences with this so uh yeah, yeah, I mean I like you have to turn yourself into some kind of Brand that's why I'm going on podcast. Yep. You know

So that's all you know, that's why I'm going on podcasts, you know? So that's all, you know, that's fun. But I'm trying not to, like, you know, completely give myself over to the fucking torment nexus. Yeah, you know, there's like, I don't know. This is also just like this is a way you can just completely lose your mind. I don't know if I've ever actually talked about this on the show. Really, one of the people whose career trajectory is the most similar to mine is this Asian-American writer named Wesley Yang, who was like this guy who got brought in to write about like, I think it was Columbine. It's like some mass shooting that was like a Korean kid did. And

his friends were like, Hey, you're Asian, write about this. Oh God. And he, you know, for a bit, he was like, he was like, duh, like, he was like, he was like the guy who was like the big like Asian American, like, this is like the literary thinkers, he was like interviewing Aaron Schwartz, using like profiles of a bunch of like interesting people. And then he just became this like, incredibly boring bog standard reactionary. And he became one of these very common kind of person who you experience on the right is like Someone who's experienced who's like understanding of race comes from like watching sports Where they're like there are black players in basketball and there's a bunch of them and because of that this means that like actually black People like overrepresented and like as a class they're like privileged or whatever the fuck because there's just like a bunch of black basketball players

like as a class, they're like privileged or whatever the fuck because there's just like a bunch of black basketball players. And I don't know, I think it's like there's a really interesting intersection here of like the way that people understand politics as just like politics are just like the thing that I see on my screen when I'm watching football. Yeah. And how how we have to sort of like, just deal with that shit and deal with the sort of micro identity formation that is real, but also isn't like a depiction of what the world is. Mm hmm. Yeah. So, one of the interesting things in this book is that like, the right wing media, like right wing football media kind of isn't in it that much really, which I think is fascinating

and I wonder part of how much of this is just that like, this was kind of a book that was originally being written before like Aaron Rodgers was going up at Mac if he showed in front of like half a million people every single day and like screaming about trans people Mm-hmm. So This book has Excerpts of like articles and outside media and like social media, etc Originally it had like a lot more. I had to cut a lot in order to make this book like

legible as a book this book is already like legible as a book. This book is already like pushing the edges of what you can really communicate in YA in terms of like, I have a lot of characters, I have a lot of shit going on. So like, part of it is just that like, I had to like, you know, trim, etc. But like, yeah, that makes sense. Originally, it had a lot more of that stuff. And there were like, interstitial snippets from a fictional sort of like football podcaster guy who is like Pat McAfee and all of the like bar stool former athlete podcasters in

a blender. And he like he was this like really pathetic former like teamer, linebacker who just keeps reliving the fucking glory days. Yeah, eventually I just had to refocus and bring that conflict closer to home with school administrations kind of shitty. And there are plenty of dudes on the football team who also suck. So I kind of like left it in via some like shitty tweets that you see. Or you get a lot of it like, indirectly, you can imagine what is happening on the fucking Pat McAvee show.

Oh my fucking God. Yeah. But like also, part of it is what you said, that the weird timeline of publishing means that I started writing this book in February 2021. Wrote the majority in 2022 and edited it in 23 and 24 and like, kind of this like very organized anti-trans reaction was not as prevalent in 2021 at all. Like, I kind of had to like track it as it started to like, really like form up real time. This is not the world that I thought I was going to write my stupid little football book

and like have it emerge into a lot of people are say that this book is very timely. And I'm like, dog dog this is a Biden administration book through and through. Yep. Yep. So one final ball question on behalf of my beloved and accursed Seattle Seahawks. Okay, so think about Sam Dardold who's now our quarterback. Oh brother. They traded my beloved Gino Smith for a fucking third round pick. Oh brother. Okay, so like is the thing that's going to happen this season not just by week five, Abe Lucas goes down for the 12 millionth time, whatever child they dragged out of a kindergarten to try to block the deal, Hunter gets liquified in 10 milliseconds, and Sam Darnold just

like starts seeing the ghosts of men who haven't been born yet? Like, isn't this exactly, isn't this just what's gonna fucking happen? Why did they build this team like this? Can I attempt to give you a small amount of Seattle Seahawks optimism? I thought they were going to win 11 games last season. They should have. So we lost to the giants. So I really like some of what the Seahawks did. They drafted a lot of players that I really like. It's true. They finally took a interior offensive line player in the first round. Yeah. Congratulations. Yay. Gray Zable is a good player. He's also MAGA as shit, which is what you want on your offensive line.

No, that's what you want on your offensive line. It's true, it's true, but also like, God fucking damn it. So you got Gray Zabel, you got Jalen Milro, who Jalen Milro isn't good at football right now, but a sports media friend named Derek Klassen put it that he's the kind of player you want to bet on and then be wrong about just because he'shmm because he's fun because he's a like Legit actual like special athlete special with the ball in his hand. He's cool I really like Jalen Milro, but you also drafted later on you took Tory Horton and Ricky White who are two of my favorite sort of like small-school wide receivers in the draft. You took Damian Martinez, who is a running back,

who I think could end up being a lot better than someone who's drafted in the seventh round would indicate. And also you took a fullback, you took Robbie Oates. That's great, his name's Robbie Oates. Great name, great name, all name, all name. All name team. He is a, he's like the squareest football player I've ever seen.

Love, love Robbie Oates. However, the Sam Darnold situation is tough. It's tough. I have a hard time seeing it happen like He would literally if you had put it behind last year's Seahawks offensive line He literally would have died by about week eight like he just like straight up would have died on the field Oh god, yeah, and like it's a bit better this year because you have Grazeable But you still have Abe Lucas, you know, we still have Abe Lucas

We'll have Abe Lucas for three weeks and then we won't have Abe Lucas, you know, we still have Abe Lucas. We'll have Abe Lucas for three weeks and then we won't have Abe Lucas. And also like Sam Darnold was in like the perfect spot for him. And now he's going to be throwing the ball to I mean, you know, you got Cooper Cup, you got, you know, for four weeks got JSN, but you also have Marquez Valdez-Scalin. Is he scaling. Is he gonna get load bearing snaps? Is that really what you want? My cope last year was that JSN Metcalf and Lockit was the most underrated receiver trio in the league. And this year it's like, alright, we get six games of Cooper Cup and then we get fifth rounders.

Yeah. Oh, God. It's tough out here. Yeah, I don't expect Sam Darnold to work here. Just like straight up. Like I, I have been a Sam Darnold truth or for years, but it is the classic thing of like, I think Sam Darnold's better than most people think. And then a lot of people are like, 130 million dollars, Sam Darnold's better than most people think and then a lot of people are like

130 million dollars Sam Darnold and it's like what would hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on I didn't think he was that good. I didn't think he was traded. Gino Smith good. No God so that's unfortunate Yes, this this this has been the football section of this of this podcast. Yeah. So, Victoria, do you have anything else that you want to say before we head out? And where should people buy your book from?

Not Amazon. That's like really all I have to say about that. Yeah. One of the boys, my name is Victoria Zeller and you just buy that from Bookshop, buy it from your local indie. You can buy it from Barnes and Noble because we don't hate them as much as we hate amazon But like I would say buy it from your local indie bookstore is like ideal for me

I make the same amount of money wherever you buy it. So it doesn't matter But if you want to sign copy, you can also order it from my home Bookstore, so there's that. Oh, yeah You can also order it from my home bookstore. So there's that. Oh, yeah, but uh, yeah My website is a Victoria dot monster and all my links are there Yeah, okay I realized I had an actual final question that I wanted to ask that I forgot to do before this the fucking restart of the atro So I apologize So the odds here are much much higher than they are in most places that there's

Going to be some queer kids who fucking play ball to some extent, listening to it, and I wanted to... I'm throwing something from your book at you, which is... I know. What would you say to the kiddos who are going through it?

This is so mean. Um... Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay. I'm gonna be real with you right now, guys. Do what's best for you Yeah fight if you have it in you to fight but like you got to be a kid first and foremost and like

Yeah, trans kids queer kids deserve the chance to be fucking kids they deserve the chance to make mistakes and listen to music too loudly in their friend's shitty car and they deserve to play sports if that's what they want to do. I think in a lot of ways, my book is about how we ask teenagers to be braver than they should be. And I think that's bullshit. So I'm not gonna put it on you. Have as much fun as you can, like ball if you can,

but do what makes you happy and what feels safe to you is like really all I've got. Like just have fun while you're able to as a child is like yeah No, and it's like yeah, it's not if you are like a little-ass kid Hey, I am so sorry for how much I swear on the show be Like it is not up to you right now to save the world That is the job of fucking everyone else who listens to the show like if you have you ever be more queer athletes If you if you want trans kids be able to be kids that shit's on you

Yeah All of the rest of you who listen to the show if you are also they all like the fucking one bazillion trans people listen To the show. This is like a bit less uneven it is on fucking everyone else, but Yeah, but the best time to have started organizing was like five years ago The second best time is right now and the best time after that is tomorrow So don't go fucking build a world where trans kids can be kids and fall out. Let kids like me hoop. Let them hoop. Let them hit dingers.

Let them ball. Hell yeah. My people need rings. My my people need titles. They need trophies. They need championships. Championship. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. I found out I was related to the guy that I was dating. I don't feel emotions correctly. I am talking to a felon right now, and I cannot decide if I like him or not Those were some callers from my call-in podcast therapy gecko

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I just, I wanted you to be here as we talked about the genocide of the white race. I mean, who better to talk about it than two pasty fellows like us. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure we're like soon for the shopping blog here. Molly, what's happening? Why are we... Well, I will explain a little bit of what's happening,

and then you can tell me how on earth we got here. The United States terminated its refugee admissions program in January of this year, right, when Donald Trump became president and signed a ton of executive orders. So since then, the United States has not admitted any refugees. In February, it also stopped, the United States terminated its cooperative agreement with refugee resettlement agencies, which meant that even refugees who had arrived weren't getting the assistance that they previously got. However, on the 12th of May, the United States admitted 59

Africana refugees from South Africa. And concurrently, Donald Trump told the press that what's happening was a genocide of the white people. He said it wasn't because they're white. He said if it was black people, he would do the same thing. I mean, there are several genocides impacting black people right now and they are not getting refugee admissions to the United States. Apparently, these people are being genocided. So, Molly, can you explain what's going on here? How the genocide happened?

Sure. I mean, the short answer to that question is it is not happening. It is not real. It is not a thing that is happening or, in my opinion, really could meaningfully happen under the conditions that they're talking about. So again, like you said, they have terminated all refugee resettlement programs. So people coming from active war zones, active ongoing genocides, people fleeing political persecution all over the world, they don't deserve our help. They don't need our help anymore, right? But these people, these people from South Africa are uniquely experiencing the worst thing that can happen to a person, I guess, which is white genocide. So white genocide, I think, is often sort of used interchangeably with great replacement theory. So the white genocide

conspiracy theory and the great replacement theory, I think they're, they're hand in hand. They're very similar. There's a lot of overlap and they're used interchangeably. But white genocide is much more specific and it's more recent iteration on the theme. It comes from a mid-90s book written in prison by a neo-Nazi terrorist named David Lane. David Lane notably coined the 14 words. We know the 14, we don't need to say them. He had a lot of anxiety that if we don't do something, white people will become extinct, will be pushed out of existence by immigrants who are outbreeding us. You know, there's this sort of concurrent belief that pornography, which is, you know, in their minds, something

that is a Jewish tool of oppression of the white race, it is, you know, in their minds, something that is a Jewish tool of oppression of the white race. It is, you know, it's causing us to do interbreeding. It's diluting our bloodline. So, you know, all of these things together are going to push white people out of existence. Which again, not happening, not true, not a real thing that can happen. But it's something they're very anxious about. But when you spend a lot of time talking about how white people are being pushed out of existence, you got to be able to point to something. You have to point to a place where a white person has been meaningfully harmed and they can't really do that. So the talking point that they fall back on most often when you're

talking about white genocide, you know, if you're really wringing your hands about this and you have to be able to point to something, they point to the South African farm murders. It is this idea that white farmers in South Africa are being targeted for murder en masse. That is this massive ongoing campaign of violence, which again, is not happening and is not true. There is a more violent crime in the country of South Africa than in other similarly positioned nations. They do have a little bit more violent crime than we do here, for instance. But if you break down the numbers and they have, they have conducted a multi-year study of this, you know, hypothetical phenomenon, white farmers are not being targeted for murder. They're not

being murdered in larger numbers than any other demographic. It's just not a thing that's happening. Yeah, I know. It's almost like a laughable claim or like, except that it's also terribly sad when like, Israel is just kind of babe-rooting a genocide in Gaza now. They're not even trying to pretend anymore. They're like, no, we're going to kill everyone by starving them. That's what we would like to do. to pretend anymore. They're like, no, we're going to kill everyone by starving them. That's what we would like to do. And obviously those people cannot enter the United States as refugees, but these folks from South Africa can. How did it go from a neo-Nazi in prison to the brain of the president of the United States? I mean, that idea sort of filtered into American right wing think space over the last 30 years since Lane wrote that manifesto from prison slowly and through multiple origin points. But I have argued repeatedly over the last several months that we can point to

exactly the moment that Donald Trump heard about this. There is a specific moment in time in August of 2018 when Donald Trump first found out about the plight of the white South African. I have the date somewhere in my notes, but it was one evening in August of 2018 when he was watching Tucker Carlson. Shocking. He was watching an episode of Tucker's show back when it was still on TV and he had some policy analysts from the Heritage Foundation on to talk about this, this terrible thing that's happening. And about 45 minutes after that segment aired, Donald Trump tweeted the word

Africa for the first time. He has tweeted thousands and thousands and thousands of times about a lot about Robert Pattinson's relationship with Kristen Stewart, you know, things about Diet Coke, things about vaccines. He's tweeted a lot of things, but he tweeted about Africa for the first time, 45 minutes after the segment on Tucker Carlson. And he had bought into this idea that these people are being uniquely persecuted.

God. Yeah. Carlson has mainstreamed a lot of these, like, white nationalist talking points. But yeah, this one, and you have a really good series on this on your show, right? Like, if people want to... people want to learn more about the plight of the Afrikaner, you can explain that over several hours. Yes, I spent three months sort of tracing this story in painstaking detail if you're interested in checking that out over on Weird Little Guys. And you should. It's great. It's great.

Good podcast. I highly recommend. So, like, we've seen that this thing gradually gained momentum, I guess. And then at some point, obviously someone got into Trump's ear in the last month, and he made an executive order, right? He shared his executive order. I'm just going to read from it now. Quote, refugee resettlement and other humanitarian considerations.

The secretary of state and the secretary of homeland security shall take appropriate steps consistent with law. Prioritize. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to, we're going to get to that. Uh, to prioritize humanitarian relief, including admission and resettlement through the United States refugee admissions program for Afrikaners in South Africa who are victims of unjust racial discrimination. Such plans

should be submitted to the president through the assistant to the president and Homeland Security advisor." So like he's asking them to develop a plan basically for resettling these white South Africans in the United States, right? Right. So when he says that it's not about race now, when he's pushed on that now and he says, oh, it's not about race, it's not because they're white, the word Afrikaners appears in the executive order. And that doesn't just mean South, that's not a demographic term for people from South Africa. It is a racial term for the descendants of Dutch settlers. Those people are white. Yeah, no, they're like by definition, right? They are white South Africans. They are like,

therefore, definitionally the group that benefited from the apartheid era. Very much so. As if this wasn't clear enough, Christopher Landau appeared at a press conference meeting these refugees wearing a orange, white and blue tie. It's quite a unique tie. I actually googled orange, white and blue tie. I couldn't find one. For people who are not familiar, that is the apartheid era flag of the Republic of South Africa. That is a deep cut. The decision to use that particular color scheme when you're greeting these Boer refugees is very intentional and very odd. Yeah, it's got to be a choice, right? Like no one has a striped orange, white and navy

blue tie lying around. And the sort of dedication to reviving that as a symbol is not without precedent. So with Dylann Roof, the Charleston church murderer, had on patches, he had the flag of Rhodesia, obviously, they love Rhodesia, but he had the apartheid era orange, white and blue South African flag. And that was strange and unique enough as a symbol that an American would dig up and identify with, that the South African press noted it at the time of the Charleston church shooting. Yeah, it was not in the mainstream. That is a troubling sartorial choice.

Yeah, yeah, it is worrying. Like you say, there's a line from the Africanas through Dylan Roof to this horrific ideology, right? You know what probably doesn't have a direct line to a part? We can't be sure of that, I guess. But hopefully, hopefully these products and services do not have a direct through line from apartheid. Well, hopefully it's not the Washington State Patrol again. All right, we're back. Hopefully that was something nice. I want to talk a little bit

about the US Refugee Admissions Program. So I think people sometimes misunderstand the program, what it means, where it comes from, who it's for. So to begin with, like, I want to distinguish between asylum seekers and refugees, because I think in like the popular lexicon, these two words are used interchangeably. A refugee is outside of the United States and makes an application through the US Refugee Admissions Program. And that application is processed and approved or rejected or delayed or left for years and years and years while they are outside the United States. An asylum seeker is someone who is either inside the United States or presenting at the border of the United States and requesting asylum.

So they're different categories, right? Generally, to be a refugee, one has to register with the United Nations High Commission on Refugees, and thus one has to have fled one's home country. It's somewhat notable that this flight came from Johannesburg, right? Like these people were in South Africa. But apparently DHS set up office space in Pretoria and they were

conducting these interviews in Pretoria. Right. Which again is unusual, right? So you have to normally go to a resettlement support center, right? And I want to talk about the process of background checks in a minute because surprise, surprise, it didn't happen here, at least not as far as I'm aware. Like if it did, it's the most expedited version of this process that we've ever seen. So these refugees have been admitted as P1 refugees. And people talk about P1

like it's a visa category. It's not actually, it's a priority category. There are four priority categories for people getting refugee visas. P1 cases, the highest priority, are normally referred by embassies, the United Nations High Commission on Refugees, or non-governmental organizations. If people have heard of this at all, it's probably with reference to Afghan folks who worked with the United States, who are not being admitted under the United States refugee admission program right now. Some of them are stuck in third countries, even at airports, if they don't have a visa

for that third country, waiting to work out what the US is going to do this time after lying to them for decades and letting them down again. And unlike these real estate agents from Johannesburg, they can't just go back home. Yeah, right. Like they actually have fear of persecution if they do, which is not the case for these South African folks. P2O people, like there are special groups designated for humanitarian concern. Like some Congolese people living in Rwanda in the past, some Burmese groups living in Thailand have been P2. P3 are family reunification cases. So you can, you know, if one person has refugee status,

come to the United States, they can bring the rest of their family. And then P4 are people who have sponsors through something called the Welcome Core. Familiar with the Welcome Corps, Molly? I'm not. No, it sounds like the coolest branch of the military, you know, like you've got the Marines and then the Welcome Corps next door. The Welcome Corps was set up in 2023 by the Biden administration to allow five US citizens, I think a minimum of five, to get together to sponsor someone for refugee admission for the United States and basically take responsibility for their housing and for like reorienting them

in the US community, right? Getting their kids enrolled in school, helping them find a job, all that kind of stuff. It was a cool program. It lasted less than two years that Donald Trump rolled that up in January of 2025. So we don't really have P4 cases anymore. So all admissions were halted in January. In February, the government, as I said, cut all cooperative agreements with resettlement agencies. So let's talk about what the normal process looks like for refugees. Generally, they require several years of background checks and interviews.

For many, it's not possible in their countries for most. For instance, there is not a resettlement support center in Afghanistan, so people have to leave. That's how you see them in Pakistan. What you're seeing now actually is Afghan people who are in Pakistan have timed out on their visas in Pakistan, so they're now facing immigration enforcement there because they haven't been able to get resettled in the US before their Pakistan visa expires. They go through medical and biometric checks. There are at least two interviews. There are security checks.

When they do their first interview, they have to give in things like their identifying documents, work history, declare all their family relationships, all that kind of stuff. Then they have an interview with US citizenship and immigration services after that. Then, if they are admitted, they take cultural orientation classes before traveling. That's when you learn how to be an American, right? I don't know what it involves, but they have to take those before they come. And then the US government works with the IOM for travel, right? And that travel is funded through a zero interest loan to the refugee. So like, in every other case, you pay for your flight, you have to pay it

back starting six months when you get to the United States. That has not been the case for our Afrikaner refugee friends, Right. It appears that the United States government chartered a flight on their behalf. Once the refugees arrive, they are referred to a resettlement agency. Some of the names people might be familiar with are like HIAS, the Hebrew immigrant aid society, who have literally been resettling refugees since the refugee and asylum seeker category was created as a response to the Holocaust. Maybe IRC is another one people are familiar with.

Which interestingly, HIAS was the target of IR of a great replacement theory motivated mass shooter here in America. Yes. Robert Bowers posted a lot about HIAS in the days and weeks before he carried out that mass shooting. Yeah, the tree of life scene. They got people unfamiliar. Yeah.

And that was at the time of the quote unquote migrant caravan fall of 2018. Would it? Yes, that would be that time period. Yeah. That was a pretty, pretty bleak time. I was in Tijuana a lot at that time with seeing the migrant caravan folks were interviewing folks trying to, trying to help. Yeah. Coming back to that was, was I I remember thinking like what a fucked up world. So those people didn't get refugee admissions, right? Those people were here seeking asylum.

The system right now is suspended, right? As many as 12,000 people who have been approved are waiting for travel authorization come to the United States. So they're completely in limbo, right? They're in limbo and at great personal risk. Yeah, yeah. They're in, I mean, people spend 20 years in refugee camps waiting to be admitted to the United States. And like, it's hard for me to describe, I tried to in my Darien Gabb series, right,

how desperately sad refugee camps are as places. And I think people think of refugee camps as like, oh, you go there for a few weeks, you sleep under the big white tent. No, children are born and raised there. Yeah, people live their whole lives in refugee camps. They're the ones that they, the Thai Burmese border have been there since the 1940s. But they live their whole lives often without even basic essential services. Right. I did see, for instance, Hiess had a little school in La Hasblancas, which is

one of these UN refugee camps in Panama. The reason they have a little school is because children spend so long there that they miss out on their education if they don't have a little school for them. And so that's just like insult to injury in this whole process, right? It's not only is he shutting off this avenue for refugee status for everyone else and giving it to these people who, you know, I think it's fair to say don't deserve it. Yeah. But he's made this process so simple and so easy and so painless and that not only they're

not fleeing persecution, but they're getting this fast track, this easy pass. Yeah. And like, we're paying for it. I mean, I remember recently some friends and I were helping someone who had been admitted to the US, not as a refugee actually, on a different visa category, but like, they were really having a hard time navigating the basics and funding it, so like, we were able to help them out. I mean, obviously international immigration is a difficult process.

It wouldn't be easy. I mean, you've immigrated internationally, right? It's not a simple process. No. But looking at the people who have taken Trump up on this offer of refugee resettlement, these appear to be people who could have simply immigrated had they chosen to. Yeah, it seems that way. They could have just moved.

Yeah, they could have, I mean, come here on like a B1 visa or like, I mean, pathways to citizenship are relatively rare. If you just like say you want to move to the US, right? Like you just want to become an American, unless you have a bunch of money. So like these guys will have a pathway to citizenship. It's not quite clear how Trump said that they will have one. What does that mean? I don't know.

Normally, if you're admitted as a refugee, you can file for permanent residency in a year and then after a number of years, you can file to be a citizen. Just notice as we're talking, so you know, I'm not familiar with how the process normally works, right? That's your wheelhouse. That's something you're very familiar with. So maybe this is normal. It just looks strange to me.

So I've been on vacation the last week. So I'm just back today. So I just opened up the embassy's website because, you know, as I was writing this story and sort of tracking this as it developed, there wasn't good guidance from the consulate on what this process would look like. So I'm just looking at it again today and they have updated it as of yesterday. This is the US embassy and consulate in South Africa. New update yesterday. There is a form you can fill out. Yep. James, it's a Google Doc. It is a Google form.

The US Embassy website has a link to a Google form that you can fill out if you want to become a refugee. Great. I'm sure that's highly secure. Yeah. A Google Doc. Wow. Wow. It's funny. I'm sure that's highly secure. Yeah. Google Doc. Wow. Wow. It's funny. I was on that website today as well. That is, oh dear. That is sad. I mean, yeah, I don't think a Google Doc can possibly be as secure as it would need to be

to have the amount of information the government gets on you when you become a refugee is all the information, right? Just to outline the criteria to be eligible for US resettlement consideration, individuals must meet the following criteria. They must be of South African nationality and must be of Afrikan ethnicity, or be a member of a racial minority in South Africa. I thought it wasn't about race. Yeah.

I thought it wasn't about race. Yeah. I thought it wasn't about race, James. Yeah, it seems. And then they must be able to articulate a past experience of persecution or fear of future persecution. What they don't mention here is that normally there are protected categories into which refugees and asylum seekers have to fit, right? Those are race, religion, nationality, membership of a particular social group or political opinion.

I mean, I guess I guess you could argue that like the Africanas are not per se a race. Right. Like, like there are there could be it's conceivable that one could be white and of South African nationality, but not be African. Oh, very much so. Very much so. I mean, there's Africanas are very specific, sort of genealogical lineage. Yeah. I mean, there's a, Afrikaner is a very specific sort of genealogical lineage. Yeah. And like, Which is why, which is why I think they have been careful here to say, or a member of a racial minority, because they're saying like, look, we're not going to do the genealogy. We don't care if your great grandfather was Dutch. We just need you to be white. We just need you to be white. Yeah. When you arrive, you can do a 23andMe test, and then they do your percentage and you know, and they put you back on the plane. No, they just got the Pantone color scale.

They're just going to hold up the peach colored paint chip. Yeah. They get you at, what's it called? Fucking the paint shop there where you go in and they mix it for you. So yeah, they didn't mention these, these protected categories here. The US State Department has said has received 8,000 inquiries from people seeking information about the refugee program.

That's a lot of people. That is a large number of people. The Episcopal Church here in the United States, right? Not like a notably woke organization, I would say. Episcopal, I mean, they do good. Episcopal migration ministries do good work. You won't find me shit talking to them. They do good things for people who need help.

It has ended its partnership with the United States government. So I'm going to read a little bit here from presiding bishop Sean Rowe. First time for me quoting a bishop on the podcast. Since January, the previously bipartisan US refugee admissions program in which we participate has essentially shut down. Virtually no new refugees have arrived, hundreds of staff and resettlement agencies around the country have been laid off, and funding for resettling refugees who have already arrived has been uncertain. Then, just over two weeks ago, the federal government informed Episcopal migration ministries that under the terms of our federal grant, we are expected to resettle white Afrikaners from South Africa, whom the

US government has classified as refugees. In light of our church's steadfast commitment to racial justice and reconciliation and our historic ties with the Anglican Church of South Africa, we are not able to take this step. Accordingly, we have determined that by the end of the federal fiscal year we will conclude our refugee resettlement grant agreements with the US federal government. Skipping a bit, then. It has been painful to watch one group of refugees, selected in a highly unusual manner, receive preferential treatment over many others who have been waiting in refugee camps or dangerous conditions for years. I am saddened and ashamed that many of the refugees who are being denied entry into the United States are brave people who worked alongside our military in Iraq and Afghanistan

and now face danger at home because of their service to our country. I also grieve that victims of religious persecution, including Christians, have not been granted refuge in recent months. Good for them, honestly. Yeah, like… Because I think, I mean, people don't think about this or don't realize that a lot of these programs, like this is a federally grant funded federal program through a partnership with the Episcopal Church.

So like, you know, in the early days of Doge, you know, they were saying like, oh, we found all this wasteful spending, all this, you know, suspicious payments to these religious organizations. Those are social programs. We have outsourced, we have outsourced all of these government functions to these church-based social programs. You know, for better or worse, say about that what you will, but that is in fact how many of these things function. Matthew 10 Yeah, like when I think about like, you know, I've spent a decent amount of time in refugee camps, the majority of the services that are

provided by faith-based programs, there's Beth-Stel World Ministries, I think it's called, by faith-based programs. Highest, there's Beth-Stel World Ministries, I think it's called, it's Catholic Charities, Episcopalian Migration Ministries, there's CalSA Aid, the Sikh Group, right? I don't think they receive any federal funding. But I think for the Episcopal Church as a massive organization to come out and say, we won't dirty our hands with this, that's incredible. No, it's great. And like more organizations should. I think they're being resettled in Virginia

for the most part. Oh, good. That's where I live, James. Oh, good. Yeah, great. Well, you know, you could take one in. Molly, you could have a little Africana come live with you. Which like, God, so Charlottesville, where I live,

Oh, you'll get some. is home to a large number of Afghan refugee families. It's like, I know people who work with our new Afghan neighbors and like helping them get settled in our community and helping women get driver's license and get them sewing machines so they can sew their traditional garments at home. And like, it's a beautiful community effort to welcome these people into our town. But I just can't imagine the worst people on earth coming here.

Yeah, well, you can help with sewing machine, right? You could help us sew up a little pre-Rainbow Nation South Africa flag for them. But yeah, it is like I've helped people arriving here on refugee visas. And it's actually a really, really affirming and wonderful thing to do in your community. And now is a time when you can still do that. All the people who were resettled here before January, the funding that was supposed to help their kids enroll in school, that was supposed to help especially women learn to drive, that was supposed to help people orient themselves in the US, find education, find

work. that we're supposed to help people orient themselves in the US, find education, find work, right? As a person who moved to America, it is a very confusing place. You have like 75 different layers of government, none of them really want to help you. There's a lot of forms to fill in. The rent is insane, right? And then you add people drive like fucking maniacs. So like, and we don't have health care here, James. I'm sure that was a culture fucking maniacs. So like... And we don't have healthcare here, James. I'm sure that was a culture shock for you, but like, when I was poking around in some of these Facebook groups for these South Africans who are sort of interested

in maybe seeking this opportunity, and they were talking about sort of the pros and cons and whether they would go and how the process was going to work. And the one fear that I saw come up over and over again is like, well, I heard the healthcare's pretty bad there. Yeah, dude, it is. Damn, yeah, damn. Don't come here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In some states, right, there are state funded like safety net programs. I don't know about Virginia. Oh, and I'm sure as America's special and only refugees, they will be afforded access to all available programs. Mm-hmm, yeah, we'll put them on TRICARE after we've kicked the trans folks off. That's how we're making up for the gap.

Yeah, it's pretty bleak, honestly. I would really encourage folks, like if you are listening to this and thinking, oh, it fucking sucks that those people have not been granted refugee status. Like I'm thinking of like, I met a woman from Zimbabwe when I was in Derry and Gap, who had come with her daughter, right?

She had faced persecution at home in Zimbabwe, a country that is not Rhodesia anymore, we're keeping score. A country that was never Rhodesia. Rhodesia never existed. Yeah, right. Yeah. She went to South Africa, right, to attempt to be safe and persecution followed her there. So then she took this journey all across the Americas carrying her kid through the

jungles and over the mountains and through the rivers and it's where I met them and we've stayed in touch, right? She's in the United States now. She's working on her asylum process and it is expensive and it is by no means secure. And this is like a woman who has faced who fits multiple categories, right in their protected, they've protected categories here, right? It's going to be very hard and very expensive for her. And it really genuinely fucking breaks my heart to see someone who like, would be such an asset to any

community who was such a ray of light, even in like some of the hardest places I've ever been, she might not get to stay here. And these folks will. And that really makes me sad. But yeah, if you have a chance in your community, like, almost the way I sometimes find out about refugees arriving or being settled is like on next door. And Real Estate Nextdoor is mostly a site for aging racists. But like, sometimes people will be like, hey, there's an Afghan family here. And they don't like one of the things in California is that you can rent a house and they don't have to give you a fridge. Yeah, a fridge is like a luxury.

It's not for the poor. Oh, shit. So like trying to help people find a fridge before Ramadan, right? Like I have a truck, I'm a bigger guy. I can lift a fridge into the back of my truck. If someone has a fridge, they don't want. So like, that's the thing I can do to help. And it makes me happy to do that.

Then like, I can carry a fridge upstairs. Like that's not something you can do. There are a million other things you can do, right? Including just like having people over for dinner, cooking food for them. Offering to take them out on a walk and show them your neighborhood. Like there are so many ways that you can welcome people. And like, while people aren't newly arriving, there are people who are still recently arrived who really could do with some help.

The government isn't paying for it anymore. We can't stop the government paying for flights for Africanas, but like you can do something, you can do something positive and will maybe make you feel better about the fact that, you know, your taxpayer dollars are bringing the poor downtrodden Afrikaners from South Africa to neighborhoods near Mali. It's just such an ugly intersection, right? This is not just like our addled brained president falling victim to a racist conspiracy theory that he saw in Tucker Carlson, right? Like that's how the idea got into his mind. But I think this resurgence of his alleged interest

in the plight of the white South African is this terrible intersection of personal grievance and financial interest, right? That, you know, it's no coincidence that the text of the executive order, it's not just about like, you know, whites are being persecuted, but there's a hot shot on the side in the first section of the executive order that like, well, and South Africa has been very unfair to Israel, right? That South Africa being a leading voice

in the international community on the genocide in Gaza is part of this. They need to be punished for their advocacy against the genocide. When their ambassador was expelled, it was not a coincidence that he is a Muslim South African who has been very vocal about the genocide in Gaza and that he appears in public in a kufi'a. When he returned to South Africa after being expelled from the United States, he was talking about Palestine when he got home. And that's not a coincidence. And it's also not a coincidence that Elon Musk is currently fighting to launch Starlink in South Africa. Yeah. And so this is sort of a longer explanation, just sort of in brief, since apartheid ended

in 1994, they have racial equality laws that if you have a national level company, something like Starlink, something you're going to provide a national telecommunications contract that serves the whole country, there has to be some black ownership of the country. They're not saying that there can be no white executives. They're not saying, you know, white people aren't allowed to do business, but there has to be some black ownership stake in the company. And large corporations around the world manage this by establishing a local subsidiary that is owned locally by a majority of black shareholders. Microsoft

does it like every big company does it. Companies operate in South Africa. International corporations operate in South Africa and they do it every day and they do it easily. But Elon Musk refuses to do that. He refuses to have any black ownership stake in his company or a local subsidiary. So he's not allowed to have Starlink there. And so for the last couple of months, he's been, you know, walking out of meetings. He's been, you know, yelling at the president of South Africa about how he's racist against white people. And so like, this is personal, it's financial, and it is a racist conspiracy theory. And now we're, we're all having to live it. Yeah. It's also not a coincidence. So

like Musk has started interacting with some of these like white farmer accounts on his racism app. Right. Like that. I think that one, I think it's, and maybe it's screen name is just Boar. Or it is. Oh yes. Um, a South African news site recently unmasked that particular individual. Oh, cool. Yeah. I haven't read unmasked that particular individual. Oh, cool. Yeah. I haven't read the article yet. Like I said, I've been on vacation, but they're on the case. Yeah, great. Good. The thing about these, you know, white identity, South African nationalist kinds of guys is

apartheid wasn't that long ago. Yeah. 30 years ago, right? So anybody 50 or older who's talking a lot about white identity in South Africa. I would just like to ask you, what were you doing in 1990? Yeah. Just tell me who you were hanging out with in 1990, because I have questions. Yeah. Like I remember the end of apartheid very, like that's one of my earlier, like

political memories. I remember like Nelson Mandela coming out at the rugby world cup in 1995. And like that being a big, people like, I guess, maybe our listeners, a lot of listeners are younger than me, but like, South Africa was something of a pariah state under apartheid, right? Like they couldn't, people wouldn't even play sports with them. They didn't even go to the IOC Olympic games. The IOC, not, not, not an anti-racist organization, an organization which famously sent the Olympic games to Adolf Hitler's Germany. But yeah, they were a complete global pariah. And to have gone from that to like, the US has to intervene in the plight of the persecuted Afrikaner

within my lifetime, it's pretty fucking bleak. I'd say a quick turnaround, an ugly one. But like I said, the average white South African who is very vocal about white rights may have a very close connection to a very recent act of terrorism, if you know what I'm saying. They're not just talk. It was very violent in the early 90s.

Yes. Yeah. Molly's done some good stuff on the violence of white South Africans. And I guess what folks in the US who are inspired by them. Molly, do you have anything you wanna plug? Otherwise, um kuntu wesiswe, I guess, is what you wanna plug, right? Yeah, I'm keeping an eye on their treason case

against Afroforum. I mean, it's just political talk, but it's fun. We'll see. Apparently the investigation is ongoing. But no, if you are interested in more about how this happened, I did an eight part series about political violence at the end of apartheid and its connections to American neo-Nazis. You can check that out on Weird Little Guys.

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I think this arc in general might be my favorite arc of the whole show, frankly. They did some really fun stuff. And seven's mostly set up. This is episode seven, titled Messenger. I'll do a quick overview and then we can discuss some of the set up to the Gorman Massacre. So, rebel militias are forming an army on the fourth moon of Yavin. Wilman returns from the planet Gorman with a special mission for Cassian. Luthen wants ISB Agent Dejra Miro assassinated to protect the Axis network. The empires fail to secure an alternative

to the Gorman mineral calcalkite, and ISP command tells Dejra that an Imperial fleet will be sent to Gorman in two days and to prepare for a declaration of martial domain. Yeah, I want to note at the start of this kind of what we see, because we're watching one year jumps between these. This is the first time where it's been made really clear the rebellion has moved on from scattered insurgent groups to a functional army.

Oh yeah. Like when we're introduced to Yavin, there's a transport landing, a group of soldiers are getting off and they're being told like, okay, your ration cards are here and like you need to report in here and here. This is where you're billeted. It's very like standard professional military stuff. So we are, we are now at the point where the rebellion that Andor has been portraying previously

is not around anymore. The rebellion has moved on largely and those old networks still exist to some extent, but that is not the heart of it anymore. Yeah, and that's a big part of what this episode is starting to set up. Now on Gorman, imperial presence on the planet has already increased dramatically in the past year. Now on Gorman, imperial presence on the planet has already

increased dramatically in the past year. A new imperial headquarters towers above the capital city of Palmo. Security forces are stationed throughout the city with checkpoints and a mandatory curfew. The past few weeks there's been stories of insurgent attacks against the empire, most recently the bombing of a naval depot. Imperial News reports that quote unquote inexplicable Gorman terrorists Their hate for Imperial norms Are getting help from quote unquote outside agitators Which is not untrue actually For once

But also not like the core of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think that that's part of the point, right? Like that's part of what Luthen's going for is he wants to keep them sort of obsessed with this side of things. In part because Luthen knows that it's moved on, right? Like Luthen knows that the rebellion is in Yavin now. You know, he is not entirely a sideshow, but he's no longer the heart of

it. And every resource they waste looking at his network is a time they're not spent looking at Yavin. Yeah. And Luthen's still trying, I mean, like the outside agitators here is probably most of the like Luthen's guys who've been trying to build up the insurgency on Gorman, simply to make some sort of political crisis and then, you know, also help the people who have already committed to resisting the Empire, help them actually like do that beyond what the Gorman front's been like parading around and doing, you know, little protests in front of the memorial for the past few years. It, Lutheran was like, if these guys want to do this seriously, let's see what happens when we do it seriously. And that's kind of what we've resulted to here.

The Empire has sent a quote unquote crisis specialist and a riot team to assist Dejra in managing any civil unrest. Cyril Carn starts questioning what the Empire wants with Gorman and what he's really been doing these past two years. Yeah. Dejra tells him to pack his things as they'll soon be leaving together for Coruscant. Back on Yavin 4, Bix takes a skeptical Cassian to a Force Healer to help with a stubborn Blaster Burn. Though Cassian resists, the Healer can sense that Cassian is somehow important.

He has main character energy. Cassian is split between Luthen and the growing organized rebellion, but decides to take a rebel U-wing starfighter to Gorman and undercover as a journalist, Cassian checks into the hotel at Palmo Square and sets his sights on ISB agent Dejra. So yeah, a lot of this episode is like showing how the rebels are actually like growing an army before they've really put together the formal rebel alliance. Like they're getting much closer to that.

But at this point, it's like a whole bunch of little like militias that are operating under the same base and are starting to set up like rules and guidelines And like Cassian butts up against some of those rules a little bit here because he can't go and come as he pleases anymore Right like it gets him in trouble with general Draven. Yeah It's not just rebel cells that are operating independently now They are trying out working together and that has some growing pains. Yeah Well, and it's not just working together too. Like it's the command structure,

the organization structure is becoming increasingly centralized in a way that it hasn't been. Well, it's the previous to this has been like the centralizing thing has been like Luthen kind of being an asshole to everyone, but like moving stuff between them. And now it's like- Or Saw Gerrera, right?

Where he operates as like a cult of personality type thing with his own militia. Yeah, right. Well, but I mean, like between all of the different networks, the central figure has been Luthor. And now it's like, no, we have this place where we're developing a chain of command and we're developing these sort of like... Totally.

We're going to become increasingly rigid like hierarchies in this whole thing. Luthor's becoming a somewhat controversial figure and is kind of getting pushed out of the actual organized rebellion Because he's a little bit difficult to work with Yeah Yeah, he's he's he's doing what he has to do I mean, I'm I'm I'm Lutheran's last defender if he's only got one fan. It's me And he's doing is handling this exactly how he like has to.

There's no room to be nice. And there's no room for anybody's feelings in this. But that, you know, what we do see is people choosing now, I want to be involved in this kind of bigger and more structured thing where the way I am treated is less dependent upon the whims of this guy at the spoke where I don't get to know anything, where there is a command structure, where there is a degree to which it's more like predictable how things will be day to day. A lot of people do prefer that.

And also at this stage of the rebellion, if you're going to take on a military like this, you need a formalized force. You need more of a command structure. You need a chain of command and people need to know who is calling shots in what situations. Because you simply can't function effectively in a large scale in combat without it. Yeah, we'll talk more about kind of Luthen's situation in episode nine. Yeah, the Luthen of it all. Because that kind of gets more into what his current place is in the rebellion.

But really, the role that he occupied is frankly no longer needed. And he's even acknowledging this. They're going beyond the sort of small-scale, like, intel network, arms deals, like, all this type of covert, you know, the Aldani raid. They're growing beyond what Luthen really specialized in, and now they're doing a full-on military. And Luthen's always been operating kind of like a DIY spy agency.

And now they're doing a whole military, and that kind of butts up against how Luthen wants to operate and what he's frankly just capable of doing. He understands the importance of Yavin, but he's also okay with not being there in person. I don't think he thinks he fits there, right? Exactly. Yeah, totally. His whole thing is such an idiosyncratic organization that's just based around him and Klea, you know, this young woman that he works with. Like, there's no place for him in a military command structure. That's not his thing.

The other thing this episode really focuses on is, like, you know, news propaganda and, like, the idea of, like, terrorism outside agitators and using those things as justifications for state crackdowns. The senator from Gorman talks with Mon Mothma about how he believes that the Empire is lying about what's happening on Gorman and these bombings must be a false flag attack. So you get to see a whole bunch of different people's perspectives on validity of the actions that are happening on Gorman. There's questions over who's doing this, is the state just making these things up so that they have a justification to crack down on us? Are these things genuine? Are they being done by people on Gorman who are like aligned with the resistance, but maybe are getting like outside help? You have all those sorts of questions. And then the

news media is like manufacturing consent for an imperial crackdown, like what was discussed in like the very first episode. It's very 70s Italy, like because there's these bombings happening, because there's all this weird shit, because nobody knows exactly who's doing what. Everyone has like kind of become conspiracy brained and like half the conspiracies are true, but not the ones people think are the ones that are true. And it's just like the information space has become so messy when you're dealing with such a combination of like of like of these attacks and of these like different kinds of above and below ground organizations where nobody knows exactly no one's exactly talking to each other and yeah it just gets so messy so quickly.

Even the Gorman front itself is like debating this like they had this whole meeting where they discussed like tactics like the role of the role of violence. And as these big arguments erupt, they start to reflect on how the Empire has actually set them up for infighting. And the more time they spend doing this, the less time they're actually doing anything helpful on Gorman or doing anything that can actually secure their own liberation or their own combat against this oppressive force. There's a good part in that scene where they're debating it where the guy who gets, who kind of stumbles upon them doing the robbery.

Yeah, in the last part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has a speech where he's basically like, look man, whatever they're doing, whatever their attitude about the right way to resist, they're all gormons to me and so they're all on my side. Yeah. Right?

And I like the way that he expressed that, because it very much, as we're gonna talk about next episode, it comports with who that guy is as a resistor, right? There's like national identity is a big concept in these episodes, but not in like a fascistic nationalist sense. No, as in we're all in this, we're all going to hang together, is what I think he's saying. But like national solidarity. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like 1820s kind of like. Or even like Ireland, right? Like. Yeah, yeah. And like, you know, I can give a speech here about where this is going and about how Sinn Fein's like, trying to get immigrants and trans people, but it's also like, that's just like, not what's happening right now. This is like, 1820, not like, 1920.

The last thing I want to talk about in this arc before we go on break is this Force healer that Cassian reluctantly visits in the Yavin 4 mess hall. This was a super interesting scene to me. And this is the first time we have seen any mention of the Force. Yeah, this is like the big spiritual moment in this series. Andor has kind of veered away from the mystical side of Star Wars in favor of the more like materialist politics.

The Star War. Mm-hmm. The way that they included this here, I thought was really interesting and really well done. And the reason why I like it so much is that like, throughout the Rebel Alliance, they always like, greet each other and like, say goodbye by saying, may the Force be with you. Which is a little bit odd because the Rebel Alliance isn't like a Jedi revivalist cult. They're not like a Force cult in the way that so many other groups in, you know, Star Wars TM are.

And the fact that you have people who engage with the force in this more like regular manner, more similar to like, kind of like hippie woo spiritualist stuff that props up in like radical spaces, I find really interesting. And obviously in Star Wars that has more of like a legitimate backing because we all recognize the force is real in Star Wars that has more of like a legitimate backing because we all recognize the force is real in Star Wars The force is fake. It's a psy-op. It's just the alien God thing in the black holes In part what I love about Anders how big it makes the universe seem because Cassian Cassian isn't like he doesn't have like the you know

There's that line in the in a new hope where basically Hans like I don't know like Hans clearly heard of the Jedi, but he's like, I don't need like I don't give a shit about this I don't need hokey religions or special weapons. Yeah, somebody talking about yeah, like like Wicca, right? Like if you're just like a dude who's a fucking drug dealer. You're like, I don't need to hear about that man I got I got fucking heroin to move like Yeah, it's very it's very much like it's very much like faith healer coated. It's like oh god. No I'm not gonna see the faith healer come on like no yet And and he talks about how him and his like his mom had like a bad experience with a horse

Healer like ten years ago. You're like this is this is a whole like scam operation as well Yeah, like fake force healers and beyond that the thing that's like, this is a whole like scam operation as well. Yeah. Like fake force healers. And beyond that, the thing that's unsaid is what we know about Cassian is he was raised on a planet completely cut off from the rest of the galaxy. His childhood was as a hunter-gatherer in the deep jungle. And he was presumably, as all peoples in that situation always have, raised with a set of beliefs about the universe and spirituality that were completely shattered when his entire planet was annihilated by the Empire, right? Was it by the Republic?

Well, it was in that transitional period. The fuzzy period between the Republic and the Empire, yeah. Yes. But of course he doesn't believe in anything, right? Like, he had some sort of set of beliefs, and the entire cosmology of his planet was annihilated. Like, why would he believe in anything? I just like what this does for, like, the Alliance itself, and it shows that the Force is, like, a regular part of these people's lives.

And, like, specifically the way the Force Healer talks is more about, like, the Force as this, as this, like, operator of, like, fate and destiny. And it can sense that Cassian Andor is the main character in Rogue One, a Star Wars story, and is important for the story of Star Wars. And she can feel that this is important, and so can Bix. And Andor is also freaked out by that, like, feeling. And I do like that version of The Force a lot.

I think that's a much more interesting way to do it than just, like, you know, Force cults in, like, a forever religious war with each other for thousands of years. Yeah, if you pay us an unbelievably large amount of money, Garrison and I will have our six hour argument we have every time about the force in Star Wars. We will debate the force. I do also like that it's not a hundred percent clear that this person is even force sensitive. She can like feel through the force, but like everyone can with some degree of training Yeah, but it's it's also like not clear that it's like

Like she's just a girl. Yeah. Yeah, but it's not a hundred his back seems to feel better. Yeah. No, yeah, totally Yeah, but but but also like that's a thing like it's not it's not like a thing like, okay This is like a Jedi, right? They're using the Force and you can tell I'm using the Force. This is a lot more kind of like nebulous and it's not 100% clear if it's happening or if it's everyone is like, thinks that it's happening or like what's, you know, it's very... No. Yeah. That's why I like it. Like, it's not a Jedi. It's just someone and everyone in this universe can have a connection with the Force

because that's how this universe works. And some people don't want to or think it's fake and other people get really into it. Some people get way too into it. And then they do genocides in the name of their religious order. But for a lot of people like this who aren't like a Jedi or aren't like a Sith or, you know, a whatever, a Guardian of the Will's. It's just a thing you can connect with and you can feel your way through fate and destiny. Well, and I really like that they must have,

there must have been a discussion, should we have her say she used to be a Padawan, right? Who somehow escaped Order 66? That must have been- And thank God she's not. And thank God they just didn't, we don't know what she is. We don't care.

But they don't need to tell us. Doesn't matter. Because no one in the situation would give a shit. Cassian's not. And thank God they just didn't, we don't know what she is. We don't care. But they don't need to tell us. Doesn't matter. Because no one in the situation would give a shit. Yeah. Cassian's not gonna be like, so yeah, tell me about like your fucking bad, he doesn't give a fuck. There's so much else going on in his head at that moment.

It's so much better that she's just a random person. Yeah, and we never know. We never know. All right, let's go to break and come back to talk about the Gorman massacre. Yay. Okay, we are back. Andor, season two, episode eight.

Who are you? Yeah. Oh, I just I will talk a lot about the name of this episode. Oh, yeah, baby. Because I love it, because it talk a lot about the name of this episode. Oh yeah, baby. Because I love it. Because it's just some of the best writing that this show or any show has ever had. Yeah. Yeah, please go ahead and give us the over there.

Let's do a quick rundown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As mining equipment lands across Gorman, troops barricade the Imperial headquarters in Palmo Square as they prepare for a mass protest. The Gorman Front prepares to retake the town square, distributing weapons and rallying just regular Gorman citizens to march on the town center. The old leader of the Front realizes too late that this protest is probably an Imperial

trap and is powerless to stop this unfolding spectacle. He encounters Cyril Karn on his way to the Imperial HQ and confronts Cyril about misleading the Gorman resistance and why the Empire is mining on Gorman. And this scene is the guy who plays Rylans, there's so many great monologues in this, the dude who plays Rylans who is the old rich guy who's kind of the organizing center of the Gorman front.

The original one, yeah. Has a beautiful speech here, where he's just, how can you say these things? What kind of being are you? What kind of being are you? Yeah. It's excellent. It's perfect. It's devastating. Yeah.

Cyril breaks free and makes his way through the chanting crowd that's filled this square. After arriving at the barricaded Imperial Tower, Cereal sneaks into Dedra's office to demand to know what the Empire wants on Gorman. He chokes Dedra as she confesses that this has all been for the Emperor's new energy program, and she promises that they will soon return to Coruscant as heroes. We'll get everything we want. The Empire will reward us for our loyalty. This is it. This is the last fucked up thing we have to do,

and then we can live happily ever after. Yeah, didn't you want this promotion? Yeah, yeah. She says that... This might be the previous episode or this one, but when Cyril kind of like protests, Dejra's like, yeah, but you weren't complaining when you got promoted into this job. But Cyril wishes Dejra good luck and he leaves to join the crowd outside. Cassian is stationed on the outskirts of the crowd trying to line up a shot to take out Dejra.

But stormtroopers soon to kettle the crowd and Imperial riot cops are sent into the square to jumpstart a flashpoint. Protesters throw rocks and bottles, but it's an Imperial sniper who is ordered to shoot their own riot cops that starts the Gorman massacre. And they make a beautiful point.

The kettling is done by stormtroopers, who are the elite, right? These are their very best infantry. The riot cops from the moment they're introduced, because we see these guys land with their kit bags, their sergeant clearly has a lot more experience and is like, these guys don't know what the fuck they're doing. We cannot put them in any kind of danger. And that's the point, baby.

And that's the point. That's why they're there. These men were handpicked to be the worst of the Empire, because they're expendable, right? And because you can count on them to panic, and that's what's needed. They're cannon fodder. Yeah. They're sacrificial lambs. Yeah.

Now, Serol watches the chaos unfold as the Gormon front tries to defend against the Imperial slaughter, and KX security droids are sent into the town square. But when Cyril sees Cassian, he suddenly lunges at him and the two get into a brutal brawl. Cyril gets the upper hand but is shocked when Cassian does not remember who he is. While Frozen pointing his blaster at Cassian, Cyril gets shot dead by the old leader of the Gorman Front. There's Rylance. That's an incredible moment. Yeah.

While trying to exfiltrate, Cassian meets up with Willem, who decides to stay and help the resistance in the aftermath of the massacre. The Gorman Front broadcasts the final message about the Imperial siege, claiming there are thousands dead in the streets. Cyril's mother is in tears watching news reports coming out of Gorman that frame the Imperial troopers killed as fallen heroes. Yeah. Oh boy, what an episode. Maybe the best episode of the series. Just phenomenal.

It's phenomenal. I'll give you that. I don't know which I'd pick as the best, but... It's tough. It's tough. I think it's the Prison Break one still. Prison Break one's very good. I'm gonna go on a little rant about the name of this episode. Who are you? Because that moment between Cassian and Cyril

is one that Tony Gilroy has said in interviews, he had to fight for. Everyone was like... Just crazy. And Diego Luna said, "'It was one of the hardest lines for me to deliver,' because Luna likes the show and is a fan of the character Cyril and his acting.

And he knows... And it has the degree of sympathy that you almost have to have for Cyril at this point. And so it was such a difficult challenge for him to be like... To really sell, who the fuck are you? Just shatter Cyril's self-perception. And it's not even... I'll even push against a little bit that,

because I don't think it's entirely that. I think what I like about Seral's journey, and what I like about this episode, is that Who Are You is not just about that line. It is about every character that we see in this. We are learning who they all are. And they are learning who they all are. Rylance in the beginning, right?

This guy who had been so gung-ho about the Gorman resistance, who had been the, when he realizes what's happening, that they're all going to be massacred, his family and his culture are going to be wiped out as a result of this act of resistance that he's helped to organize. He tries to stop it. He says, we have to pull back. And he learns he's not a rebel, right? He's not a rebel. And there's always back. And he learns he's not a rebel. Right? He's not a rebel.

And there's always been hints of that. He's not a rebel. He's like, you know, the emperor can't know about this. Right. We've seen hints of this from Rylands. He learns that about himself. And then a little later in the episode when it's become, cause we watch his kids get massacred. He doesn't see them, but he knows they're dead. He hears the gunfire. He understands no one's making it out of there. He's not a dumb man. And when he comes in and shoots Cyril in the head, he learns again who he is.

And now he wasn't before, but now he is because they've taken everything from him, right? Yeah, the quote from earlier, when he's like arguing with people in the streets, he's like, the only path forward is silent resistance. And by the end of the episode, he is a little beyond that. And I love for him that he gets a chance to learn who he is and be wrong, and then learn again and be right.

Which is not a chance Cyril is going to get. Cyril does, and I'll... Cyril is... We see a lot of characters in this who could only have been themselves in a fascist state. Dedra's one of them, right? Dedra could not have been the person she is outside of the Empire. I think Partagas probably is too. Could never have been himself fully outside. Certainly. Well, I think if you put Partagas in the CIA, he is mostly the same guy. I think he must have been in the Republic CIA.

Yeah, he feels very like Republic transitioned into the Empire, like guy. Yeah. And I think Krennic obviously is one of our best, like Krennic is only his whole self. Krennic is an Empire guy. Yeah, Krennic is. Under fascism. Yeah. Cyril is not an ideological fascist.

Cyril never really embraces fascism as a belief system. He never understands the empire that way. He just understands the empire as law and order. Law and order. If you look at it from Cyril's standpoint, he gets brought into this not because he wants to clamp down on the evil rebels and he loves Palpatine and wants to kill freedom. It's because two guys are murdered that he considers colleagues and he thinks it's wrong, right?

He has a sense of, like, justice. And he believes he's following that, and he believes that his girlfriend is invested in that, and he truly believes he doesn't want to hurt the people of Gorman. He wants to find the outside agitators who are driving them to disaster, right? And the moment when he learns that that's all a lie, he beats the shit out of his girlfriend in a... Very violent.

I had an argument with someone online about like, is this domestic violence? And I'm like, in a literal sense, these people are in a domestic partnership and he is doing violence to her. In a moral sense, if you find out that your significant other has been hiding a genocide from you,

I think it's okay. Like, and you've been made complicit in it. It's such a fucked up... It's such a... It's such... Like, everyone is... Everyone's fucked and everyone's evil and everyone's complicit. And they're all, like, calling their own commitment to, like, the state and what they view as justice and law and order into question. And, like, for Cyril, like, he is just committed to this idea like justice and what he sees as law and order, and the Empire is the physical manifestation of law and order, so therefore

the Empire must be good. And that's his view. And when he realizes maybe the Empire actually doesn't really care about law and order. No, it shatters him. He gets so confused. He doesn't know how to law and order. No, they just... It shatters them. He gets so confused. He doesn't know how to orient himself in the world. He doesn't know where a sense of morals can be derived from. No.

If the state is not the lawful good representation of justice. And we've seen from Cyril previously that he has physical courage, right? He's not afraid of violence. He's not afraid of putting himself in physical danger, right? He's not a Cassian Andor level comfortable with it, right? He's not afraid of violence. He's not afraid of putting himself in physical danger, right? Like he's not a Cassian Andor level comfortable with it, right? Because he just doesn't have that kind of experience. But he's not physically a coward, but he's a moral coward the whole series. And that changes. And again, going back to who are you, he learns one thing about himself, which is that he is not a genocide

committer, right? He is not someone who will consciously participate in the annihilation of a race, right? When he learns that those are the stakes, he chokes DeDra and he fucking runs. He doesn't know anything else about himself at that point. And my interpretation of his reaction to that line from Cassian isn't just... Because I think what I love about the scene when he chooses to attack him, it's not him making a decision to go back to the Empire. He's not trying to fight Cassian because he wants to get back in good. It's just the only thing that makes sense.

He's like referring to his child self. Yes. Yes. Like, it's crazy. And it's animal, the way that he goes after him is like a rabid dog charging, you know? Like, this whole situation on Gorman calls into question how he sees the Empire and therefore how he sees himself as he realizes that he's just been a pawn in the Empire's larger game. And like, in a way, Gorman's the first time

that Cyril's been part of like a real community, maybe since he was like a Corpo cop. Like, there's no like solidarity in community like on Coruscant. There's not in the Bureau of Standards. Like Gorman's the first time he's actually kind of been a part of a community. And like this happens with like FBI double agents infiltrating radical organizations sometimes. It's very odd. So like when he decides to join the crowd, this is like he's aligning with them.

But then when he sees Cassian, all of this psychological progress and questioning that he's done just gets immediately rolled back because then he sees the guy who he thinks kind of like ruined his life, who altered the trajectory of what Cyril's life was supposed to be. And therefore he just, yeah, he turns into an animal. He undoes all of this psychological progress and attacks the guy that he views ruined his life. And then in his final moments is in part confronted with the idea that the guy that he's been obsessing over for years doesn't even remember who he

is. And Cassian's been living rent-free in his head this whole time. And he didn't need to. Cyril could have moved on. Cyril didn't need to do this. And he's been obsessing over someone who doesn't even remember him. So, I think the other thing that's really important about Cyril's character is, like, if you remember him in, like, the very beginning of season one, right? He has, like, what do you like? Goes home. Like, he has, like, a storm trooper, like, figurine. Clone trooper, like, action figures. And he has, you know, and he's, like, tailoring his own uniform because he has this conception of himself as this like, you know, as like

this like this brave cop, as this like sort of like this like this is a very specific kind of like fascist bureaucrat with a gun. It's like platonic figure. Yeah. And the thing is Dejaro Miro is that actual person. And this is a tension that is kind of worked out over season one of like Dejaro Miro is a character who in a conventional show is a hero, right? Like she is like the cop that's willing to work outside of the restrictions of the thing in order to get the job done Yeah, and then you get to see what that actually is in real life, which is she's just fucking torturing people and You know, she's torturing people and she's going and she and when she gets offered a chance to do the genocide in order to do her investment, she gets that. And I think part of what's going

on with Cyril is like, Cyril's whole thing is that he has been trying to be this cop. And then he has this moment where he's like, oh shit, none of that's like real. The actual thing that it means to be this cop isn't just this isn't this like I dress up in my in my clothes and he gets this in season one too, where he like actually goes into the field and it's just like everyone's fucking dying around him and he's shell shocked and things are exploding. And it's like he's getting that here again, where it's like his like thing where he's been cultivating this this intelligence person. And then he sees it. And it just sort of, it rips away the facade that is the facade of how, on a kind of macro level,

how film and television and how American media thinks about spies and thinks about cops. Sure. And you see the actual brutal reality of it which is like through the eyes of this person who who who like through through this sort of like media stuff has always wanted to Become this person is like oh You're just doing a genocide the one part of being a cop that I can do is is like choking is like choking my partner Mm-hmm

So my interpretation of kind of his ending Moments is that number one, I don't really feel it is necessarily that he undoes all the progress. I think that there's this animal moment when he sees Cassian that just overrides that because nothing else about his life makes sense anymore. He's completely lost any sense of sanity. Sure. And Cassian makes sense. Fighting him makes sense.

And so he does it. And we do see he has a chance to shoot him and he hesitates and he lowers the gun just a bit. And then he's immediately shot. And in that moment, number one, one of the themes of this is that like, everyone has their own rebellion. There's an argument you can make that him not doing that

was his last little act of that. There's an argument you can make that him not doing that was his last little act of that. There's an argument that maybe he would have tried to engage him in conversation or monologued or whatever, but he didn't get the chance. We just don't know. We'll never know. And he's kind of contrasted with Rylance in that Rylance does get the chance to see who he is and have it be not enough and then become enough. Cyril gets the chance to see who he is and he does do one, he gets one win and it is a win to realize there's a genocide going on and I refuse to be a part of it, right?

That's not nothing that he makes that choice. We don't know where he would have gone from here. There's a version of Cyril that could have been a part of the rebel, that could have if he had just left Cassian helped some some Gormans escape on a ship used his Imperial credentials gotten them out of there becomes something else We'll never know because he doesn't get the chance and I see in that last moment Not just him being like you don't know who I am Oh that shatters me but him being asked who are? And realizing I have no answer to that question.

Yeah. Yeah. And he just doesn't get the chance ever to do that. It is a very like Greek tragedy. Like moment here. Yeah. Phenomenal. Phenomenal screenwriting.

I will argue it's going to get paid off a lot in the next three episodes, but this idea that does run through the series that even if you are someone working within this machinery of death, within this evil empire, you're not unredeemable or unsavable, but you don't have unlimited time. Right? Yeah. You can be something else. You have that chance, but you don't have infinite days to make that choice.

This is like the entire message of Star Wars. This is like Luke invader in the throne room. This is like what this whole series is about, is this moment. Yeah. Yep. I do have a few other things I want to talk about in terms of like the massacre. I really like that we see a return of like Imperial military police, not just Stormtroopers. I think putting a face on the riot cops is really good for the audience because stormtroopers are backpacks and t-shirts and little fun toys and riot cops are

riot cops. I really like that Wilman is sleeping with a French militant. Yeah. Many such cases. Many such cases. Whomst among us? such cases. Many such cases. Whomst among us? Hardagraz in a phone call with Dejra is talking about how like, yeah, like, you know, propaganda

news media has been useful and like spreading like rumors and like, you know, like Co-Intel Pro, that sort of stuff, it's been useful. But now the only, the quote is like, now the only story is Gorman aggression. Yeah. Like this is all that we can focus on. There's no more of this like outside agitators thing. No, no more of this, like long-term slow planning. We'd have to, we'd have to focus on how like savage these Gormans are.

And meanwhile, like Fox, like space Fox news is outside, stoking divisions on Gorman talking about how there's rumors of a quote unquote general strike, how, how, how the empire is negotiating for a peaceful demonstration. Even though the leaders are obviously making people agitated in this growing insurrection. The chance got me. I have heard way too many, the whole world is watching chance. So as soon as they started going, we are the gore. The galaxy is watching. I started sweating. I started having a panic attack. No, that gave me a little breakdown too. It's my least favorite chant.

I was like, oh no, it's happening again. No, no, no! The galaxy isn't watching! No, it's not! It's not! Oh god, I hate that chant. I hate that fucking chant. Retire it. Retire it. But it's very real. It's very real, right? Like these are these guys, right? Yes.

We get like a real proper riot set up, right? Like the last riot in Andorra was on Pharex. That was like a funeral riot, right? It's almost like some of the rioters have seen kettles. It's crazy. And like this time, this is not like a morning ritual like it was on Ferris. This is a protest riot. There's signs, there's banners, there's fireworks, there's smoke, there's space molotovs, there's

state affiliated news crews, there's Thai fighters flying overhead like police copters and police drones. It's excellent. I got a little flashback of being buzzed by a police helicopter at Standing Rock so close that it knocked my car off the road. That's what happened with the TIE fighter. It was so good. And it's like, right down to like, just like the micro dynamics of like how the crowd is interacting with the riot shields. It's like, oh shit.

And I got the same knot in my stomach when I can tell that shit's about to go down Yeah, I get this same not my son watching this like they really nailed it It's great to is it within the just in the face acting but with Cassian and with Wilman you can see they know They've been in this they know Wilman is spelt like okay. Okay. Okay. I know what's happening. I also really like that Okay, so okay, so the challenge that Gilroy has here is we have to introduce the concept of kettling to The average Star Wars watcher and with the average Star Wars watcher you can't be like okay The police are gonna form a wall you have to physically make walls come in You have to physically make walls come in around the thing, like.

Some people have said that the Gorman massacre is very clearly inspired by what's happened in Palestine. These episodes, I'm sure, were informed by other massacres in Palestine, but these were written prior to the most current outbreak of really intense genocidal violence. In like 2021, 2022, probably. Again, there were other similar massacres that occurred in Palestine, but also like this is very clearly patterned off of Bloody Sunday in Northern Ireland.

This is very clearly patterned off of, I would argue, my suspicion, the Amritsar Massacre in India by the British government as well. Like, I think that there are pieces of all of that in here. There's also elements that I heard friend of the show, Emmy, who's great, talking about like the Toledo Loco Massacre, which is like that massacre in 1968 in a square in the middle of Mexico City, which is a massacre where there's like these giant student,

the 68 student protests are happening, and they just like put snipers on the roofs and shoot everyone. And I think, so when I saw this, like, I thought it was gonna be a lot more of just like a straight massacre, everyone dies. And it kind of turns into a shootout. And I wasn't sure how that was gonna play. Although I think it is also worth remembering that like also a lot of the sort of famous historical massacres aren't, like some people do shoot back. Yes.

Like, as a thing of the gentleman, some of the students take workers from soldiers that they fought and shoot... Well, yeah, this is more the workers... By the time they get into the square with the students, those people don't have guns. Some of the workers try to fight back and just get massacred. But it seems to have been really effective in just conveying like, yeah, this

shit happens constantly. It happened in Maidan too, right? Where you have, both you have Barakut snipers shooting and killing protesters and you have protesters firing back from behind the barricades. Yeah. I really liked the singing the Gorman National Anthem as a way to like stop the chanting, which is like calling towards, you know, like, we're safe because the galaxy is watching us. And like the guy who starts the song realizes like that maybe that's not true. And instead, the song like unites people in like, national solidarity to prepare them for what's about to happen, instead of like gesturing

outwards at like this, at like, you know, those, those off planet watching this and that ensures our safety. Like, no, our safety is from like each other. And the fact that, yeah, so many of them do fire back and like it is, they do not like lose their agency. And that doesn't like make this less of a massacre. Yeah, there's another example of this is like the red summer, which is like a whole bunch of like anti anti black race riots in the US. And it's, it's another one of things. It's like, yeah, it's remembered as, like, a bunch of white supremacists just murdered a bunch of black people. And that's true, but also people fought back.

Like, people had guns, people fought back, people resisted them. And, you know, a lot of people fucking died. And also, people in these situations fight back. And it's good. The last thing I want to discuss in this last section is the based hotel porter who throws that ball my god Yeah, and again. Yeah, we are learning. He already knows clearly. He knows who he is He never has any question about that, but we don't know who he is

Cassian doesn't fully until he's like yeah, I wiped you from the system bro. Get out of here, right? That's what I want to talk about Yeah Is this is this base hotel porter and also that also that the way Cassian works as a spy is different from the way that other like Lutheran operatives do. Like Cassian gets to know this guy in the previous arc of episodes when he's like going to like survey the Gorman front like a year ago. And he gets into a conversation with this Hotel Porter

who was at like the Tarkin Massacre and was there when those 500 people died. And his dad died. And his dad died. Protecting him. Yeah, like watch his dad die. And like Andor like converses with him in his hotel room to like learn about like the local people and to like learn about the actual history from like a regular guy who experienced it.

And this isn't something that like Vel and Cinto really do. This isn't something that Luthen really does. Like, like Andor has a connection, or like, Andor values making connections with just like the regular people in wherever he's operating. And this, this always like turns out to help Andor in the long run, even if he doesn't really know it in like the immediate. Because when Andor comes back a year later, under a different name with a different job, the hotel porter recognizes him and is like, I got you, buddy. I, I, I, I know that you're up to something and I will protect you.

Like we're we are in this together. Like I recognize you and I value you. And that is what like helps helps Andor like in this episode. And then also the grenades that he throws is, you know, cool. Uh... And there's a beautiful... Andor's last line to this kid is, I hope things work out for you.

And the last thing we see that kid do is detonate a bomb to kill himself and a bunch of other people. Rebellions are built on hope. Yeah. Yeah, and he tells him rebellions are built on hope which is where we get that line from Rogue one I like that Sam the guy with two M's who killed Cinta last dark is still in the fight and is killing Imperials He is yes. He is killing them in the name of Cinta. He is he is showing up He is real and he he again he learns who he is in this episode, right? Like he's not just a fuck up. He rams a truck into that K2 unit and saves Andor.

Saves Cassian. Saves the whole day. And. He learns who he is. Saves the whole day. Yeah, he learns who he is. I do like that everything good that happens to Cassian, all the people who do it are like in part like responsible for the destruction of the Death Star, which shows how like the

butterfly effect works in a really fun way. Yeah. And like a good Luthen operative, Castigan takes K2 to get reprogrammed. But like this episode like ends on this Gorman cry for help, this like final broadcast done by Willman's French GF. And I was legitimately tearing up at this. It got to me. Andor starts tearing up, but this. It got to me. Andor starts tearing up, but it really got to me.

And then we zoom out of Gorman and you can see how unnatural the Imperial Tower is above the regular Palmo skyline with its historical architecture. And you have this hideous Imperial cit like casting a dark shadow over the town and then we we cut to Cyril's mom crying watching Fox News Where they're talking about how outside rebel assistance helped the Gorman front and they question What's the price we'll pay for our own safety and that's how the episode ends Mm-hmm. What a sod. What a sod. All right, we'll go on a break and then come back to briefly discuss this last episode,

which is also quite good. Okay, we are back. Episode 9, welcome to the rebellion. Clone Wars heads are feasting, so much Senate, very fun. So on Coruscant, fake news spreads about what has happened on Gorman, and the Gorman senator is arrested with no warrant and no charges. Mod Mathma plans to make a final speech in the Senate and then leave Coruscant with Bail Organa to lead the Rebel Alliance on Yavin.

But Senator Organa doesn't want to leave yet. He wants to stay and buy time for Yavin to get fully up and running. But he advises Mon to go through with the speech and offers an extraction team to help her get off Coruscant. While writing her speech, Mon Mothma's Senate aide Erskine finds an ISD listening device in her office. She goes outside to practice the speech while Erskine continues to search for more bugs. Waiting outside for Mon is Luthen, who tells her that Erskine's been secretly working for him for two years and that Bale's extraction team is somehow corrupted.

and that Bale's extraction team is somehow corrupted. Mon grows upset at Luthen's deceptions and secrets, and is unsure of who to trust. But Luthen says that he is sending a highly trusted operative as an alternative extraction plan. Cassian, still undercover as a conflict journalist, agrees to escort Mon Mothma as his last job for the rebellion. Other senators mourn the Imperial martyrs slain by the savage Gormans before Bail Organa invokes a Senate article to hand the Florida Mon Mothma where she gives her speech calling what's happened on Gorman a genocide and labels Emperor Palpatine a monster that, empowered by the Senate, has hijacked the truth and reality.

The ISB orders to shut down the Senate feed and detain Senator Mothma, but as Mon exits the Senate chamber, Cassian is waiting outside. As Lucent suspected, one of Bale's extraction team members is an ISB double agent and kills another one of Bale's operatives once they're found out. The undercover ISB agent tries to arrest Mon, but is killed by Erskine and Cassian. Mon helps navigate through the Senate building as it's put into lockdown, eventually reaching her vehicle outside, where Cassian kills her driver, Cloris, who's also an ISB plant. Well, was. Maybe. We'll talk about that. Yeah. Cassian takes Wilman to Yavin for medical attention while Gold Squadron

finishes Mon's escort to the Rebel base. Back on base, Bix breaks up with Cassian via Snapchat message and leaves Yavin to fight for the rebellion elsewhere and to keep Cassian on Yavin. Yeah. And later that day, Rebel engineers reprogram the salvaged KX droid. Mm-hmm. Okay. This episode has a lot of politics, a lot of politicking, a lot of capital senate stuff. I want to read a little bit from Mon Mothma's speech here. Sure. What I think is kind of the nut of it here, I believe we are in a crisis.

The distance between what is said and what is known to be true has become an abyss. Of all the things at risk, the loss of an objective reality is perhaps the most dangerous. The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil. When truth leaves us, when we let it slip away, when it is ripped from our hands, we become vulnerable to the appetite of whatever monster screams the loudest. Uh, boy. It's a little orange man bad, but hey, the orange man is bad. It's not just orange man. It's making a broader, more historical point that...

Totally, yes. The reason... All of this works by destroying any kind of shared concept of reality. You can get people to... If you can get people to believe absurdities, you can get them to commit atrocities, right? I mean, this is what, like, the Nazis understood as well. Yes. And I love that speech. I think it's really one of my favorite bits of this is that it continues to show the degree to which, as in Nimic's manifesto, tiny spontaneous individual

acts of rebellion are constantly occurring and are a key part of the movement even when they're not organized Mothma only gets through her speech and maybe only lives Because a team of door repair guys who do not appear to be anyone's secret agents Just fuck up purposefully at their job. Like we can't get in. I don't know man We can't get into the fucking thing like you're gonna have to wait We're still working on this and it's kind of inferred that like it's it's weaponized incompetence Right, and I really appreciate that bit We have a showdown with her and her driver because she becomes aware before her speech that her driver who she's been taking in

As a confidant in the last couple episodes. Well, no, no, no, no, no like her drive She's known her driver Cloris has been like ISP for like two seasons This is a different driver, I think, than first season. No, this is the same driver. Cause she's been talking to Cloris a couple of times. She makes a comment about how this one hurts. She's been talking to like, Erskine. Like, oh shit.

Yeah. She's been getting closer to like her Senate aide. Cloris has always been like a dipshit who they've kept around because he's like kind of bad at his job He is bad at being an ISP like like paid informant So they like keep him around even though they know he's reporting to ISP there's a little bit of an insinuation with him looking at his gun and Listening to her that maybe he's rethinking things But again, we never get the chance to see that cuz Cassian just I think he's like thinking about if he's gonna have like a rest

Or shoot her. Yeah, that was that was my read on it I think he's making up his mind about what he's gonna do and I don't think we actually see that but I mean I think it's open to interpretation. Yeah, because Cassian domes his little Cassian does not take chances like that Does not take chances and also Cassian employs great tactics in asking Mon what his name is first to engage him in conversation, to distract him enough to totally surprise him. Very good.

I also like the, one of the kind of, it's not stated directly, but Lani, the Imperial deep cover agent within the ISB, is the guy who put these people there. Particularly the incompetent ISB agent who Cassian first shoots the lady. The person who's infiltrated Mawn's team, or Bale's team. Yeah, the reason why Luthen knows there's something wrong with Bale's team is because the agent that has infiltrated Bale's network is one of Lonnie's agents. So Lonnie was able to get word to Luthen

that there could be a problem with Bail's extraction team. And that's what helps get Mon to Yavin safely. Yeah. And it's just kind of more confirmation of the value of Lonnie. Yeah. Of having him there and how much he was worth the sacrifice of Ando, Krieger, and his rebels in season one. No. Lonnie is MVP. Uh, like, a lot of this episode is kind of showing how much Luthen's accelerationist project has kind of succeeded.

Like how much he's somewhat set up Gorman, or at least like fed the fire of Gorman slightly to create this political crisis, to further his like accelerationist goal of creating this like big conflict. And like we see some of that start to work out, even though Luthen himself is having a much harder time and the kind of the house of cards he's built is starting to crumble, and he's probably not going to be able to work with many people for very much longer. Yeah, and that's like the other thing I want to mention about this episode about the way Luthen operates is that because the way Luthen operates is by fucking not telling anyone anything and by manipulating people and by

spying on them and by like having this whole network of double agents and like people who doesn't like The problem with operating like that and this is the problem that he's running into here It's like Mon Mothma does not fucking trust him because the thing that she learned when Luthen comes to tell her like hey The the you can't go with Bale's team. Yeah Bale's team is going to kill you She's like you fucking this you've had my my own aide spying on me for two years. My own assistant. What the fuck?

Yeah, like, it's like- and like this is like a persistent problem with the- like, and you start to see this- I think- have we- sorry, I don't understand. Have we seen Vell, like, not working with him anymore? I think we have in these episodes. Uh, Vell does not seem to be working with him anymore. I think we have in these episodes. Vell does not seem to be working with him anymore. She's more or less completely gone in on the actual like military part of the Alliance. Vell's on Yavin.

Yeah, well, and this is the thing about this is like, you get to watch everyone- People are walking away from Luthen. Yeah, you get to watch everyone who Luthen had worked. Everyone walks away with him because they're like, this guy keeps being an asshole and he keeps hiding things from people and he keeps manipulating everyone and it's like

It's like he's doing and this is this is like also this is a kind of person Also that you run into words like they're doing really important work and also interpersonal II do impossible to fucking work Yes, and like like and you can you can watch it I'm gonna cast you with this having like real political ramifications Yeah we're just like no this guy has been just like jerking our chain around and like lying to us and manipulating us for so long that all of the relationships that he needs

are breaking down and it's no longer a position where, because he's the guy with the money and the arms and the coordination, everyone has to work with him. They now have a choice to like go do literally anything else and everyone keeps walking away and it like almost gets Mon Mothma killed because she's so pissed at him that he's been like having her spied on. But it also saves her like it's a double edged thing. It does see distrust with Mon but it also is what got her.

Because it is him who gets Mon out. Yeah, yeah it's like It's just this really messy... That's what makes him a good character. Is that he is both like... He understands who he is. He's like fucked up and morally compromised and is obviously hashtag problematic, but is also completely necessary within the plot that they've created

and somewhat defensible. And he knows that he's fucked. Like he says, there's no Yavin for me. I'm not going to Yavin. I'm never going to see the sunrise. Like that's not what my role is. I have to be the asshole here. And yeah, it sucks. And we start to see like his fake Luthen like gallery persona is starting to collapse here too. Like this whole episode, he's not in his like wig.

He's not in his like fancy clothes. He is like insurgent Luthen. Like this role that he's cultivated these past few years is no longer needed. And it does have negative consequences. Yeah, Mon is not trusting him in this moment where she kind of really has to. Like, Mon thinks that Luthen might just be trying to, like, protect himself. That Luthen might not actually care about Mon's own safety. Cassian is tired of always being a tool for someone else and is dealing with trauma and

burnout and Erskine's just caught in the middle of this whole shitstorm. And yeah, this is what makes it compelling. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's just good character writing. We've all been bent by secrecy is what he says. Yeah, and by God he has. And there's a couple of really good moments in this that I don't want to skip over. There's the next year in Yavin moment between Mon Mothma and Baal-Argana, which I saw somewhat

on Twitter decree to be Zionist propaganda. Oh, some of the worst people in this city. Sorry, yeah, like that is definitely based on next year in Jerusalem, a term that has been in use for like way more than half of a millennia that has nothing to do with Zionism. You're just being racist, I'm sorry. And it's a nice, like it's a, I think a nice nod to the travails of like what we are seeing is like a diaspora, right? As people have to flee their homes is like a diaspora, right? As people have to flee their homes to participate in the rebellion, right? I think it's an appropriate

kind of callback to real world history there. And the line where I think that moment between her and Bale works really effectively. And the thing that he's doing works really effectively. This interaction between her and Bale also shows the difference between how Bale operates and Luthen operates, because, like, Mon asks Bale if he trusts his people, like, if he trusts his extraction team. And he says, like, of course. But he has to admit, like, he doesn't actually know them personally for, quote-unquote, safety. And, like, this is where it shows, like, the difference between someone like Bale, who's maybe less manipulative than Luthen,

maybe a little bit less morally compromised than Luthen. But also in moments like this, like in specific moments like this, comes up a little bit short compared to Luthen's, like, you know, semi-destructive and, like, bridge-burning tactics, which he openly describes as bridge-burning. I think this episode, like, are there any bridges you haven't burned yet? Well, we're gonna deal with that soon.

Yeah, we will be dealing with that soon. I would like to call out Mon Mothma's face acting in both the scenes where Cassian just immediately domes a motherfucker. Her soyjack face? Oh my god. Incredible stuff. Yeah, she's like, holy shit. Immediately domes a motherfucker soyjack face. Oh my god Incredible stuff. Yeah She's known intellectually and it's even hit her because she what had a friend of hers kill right a former lover

She didn't order it but it was done and she knew it was happening So she's not she had to cope with it totally naive But the rebellions I would argue not fully real to her until she sees a man shot through the brains I would argue not fully real to her until she sees a man shot through the brains. It's funny because she like minutes earlier has a line where she's like hiding in the Senate this whole time will have been the hardest thing we've ever done. And then it's immediately faced with the lethal consequences for her actions. Yeah. I don't know if I can do this.

No, this is actually much worse. Well, and it's also like, it's interesting too, because it's like the second person she's seen shot in this episode, right? Because like, there's also like the first ISB agent who they have shot, but it's like... She doesn't know the person. Yeah, exactly. That's not someone she knows, right? No, it's just like some cop and then...

She's known Cloris for years. Yeah. Yeah. And she's just watching him just like, yep, nope. And the way Andor just instantly is like, yeah, nope, fuck it, dead. Immediate. Yeah. And she's like, holy shit. What have I gotten myself into? Luthen's strongest soldiers kill two undercover ISB this episode give him a hand folks Yeah

No, this is this is a really a really a really sleek episode I do like that that like Bale's like Infiltrator has like a real ISB look to her face. As soon as I saw that actress, I'm like, that one has got to be the undercover ISB, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She just got that fed look. She has that ISB jaw. Very good. There's one thing I'd like to bring up at the end of these episodes. That's kind of a callback to the very first episode of the show.

Because the first time we see our boy Cyril, at the end of these episodes, that's kind of a callback to the very first episode of the show. Because the first time we see our boy Cyril, he's just convinced that something is... And I've seen people point out, Cyril is actually really good at his job. He points this out that, like, I solved a murder in two days, right? He figured out who had killed these officers very quickly. And one of my favorite little undercutting of Cyril points is that his boss solves it even faster. Like, in that first conversation, because his boss is an older guy, he's a corporate cop,

he clearly has been doing whatever he's been doing since probably before the Clone Wars, right? He's been near the end of his career than the beginning, and he doesn't like the Empire, right? He's not even that much of a law and order guy, he's more of a get through the day and do my fucking job guy. When Cyril brings up Cassian killing these cops, he's like, yeah, man, they're at a brothel.

I know their salaries. They can't afford that. They were shaking people down. They shake the wrong guy down and they got killed. Best to ignore it. You don't want the empire over here. And every aspect of Cyril's life would have been better if he'd listened to this guy,

who I'm sure spends the rest of the empire sitting on like, barely notices the end of things. You know, he's probably retired by then. Just a shout out to the smartest, the smartest guy in security services we meet over the course of these entire series. That old dude at the desk who's like, not worth it, not getting into it. Yeah, I wouldn't ask anybody anything. Ah. Ah. Poor, poor Cyril.

What a little weasel. Yeah, no, he fucked up. He fucked up bad. I love, I always love being in the Senate. She does call the Gordon Massacre genocide. Mm-hmm. Performs a whole speech. Very, very solid acting as usual.

Genevieve O'Reilly, fantastic work as Mawn this entire season. Everyone's great, goddamn. Oh, we should also talk a little bit about Dedra's breakdown after the Gorman massacre. Yeah, in episode eight, yeah. Yeah, yeah, which also does fit into the whole who are you thing, where we see that she's not like a Complete sociopath right? She's not absolutely devoid of horror over what she's doing

She's just willing to accept the horror in order to get what she wants out of life Which I think is just like a much more realistic portrayal of human evil than we tend to get Yeah, she finds ways to cope and justify Yeah, and like, you know Lonnie Yeah. She finds ways to cope and justify. Yeah. And like, you know, Lonnie is having to find ways to cope and justify, but he's doing that through being a double agent and feeding and feeding Luthen, like, very, very important intel as we see in this episode and the next.

Let's see. I think this is most of what I had on this episode this. So, oh, yeah, I mean, Bix Bix Bix breaks up with Cassian to force Cassian to stay in the in the alliance, even though he's probably not be working with Lutheran again. I'll have more to say about Bix next week, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I have a lot to say about this, but I think we'll wait until last episode to fully discuss Bix. I think that's probably best. Yeah. Yeah.

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That's right, everybody. This episode we are covering the week of May 8th through May 15th. Trump gets bribed by Qatar, Stephen Miller wants to suspend habeas Corpus and a twitch streamer gets interrogated at the border how are we doing fellas uh I don't know bad like every time we do I'm not talking to border patrol willingly and instead that's what I'm doing that I'm not doing I'm staying the fuck away from the border, although it's also impossible to stay the fuck away from the border because like 90% of the country lives technically within the border patrols remit.

Yeah, but if you are happening to go through the border and you do get stopped by law enforcement, you should not talk to them. You should say that you're staying silent and will only speak with a lawyer. You have certain things that you have to say, right? If they decide to talk to you about something other than, you know, here's my passport, etc. Do I have anything to declare?

Which you do have to answer. If they attempt to engage you in other conversation about, say, your political beliefs, all you have to say is, am I being detained? And if they say yes, you say, I plead the fifth and I demand to speak to a lawyer and then nothing else. There's nothing else you say. That's how you should handle this situation. Yeah.

You definitely do not need to debate your politics. Not required. With the border patrol. Tell them how you feel about Palestine. That's yeah, not gonna end well. No, not necessary. And yeah, like it's one of those things, I have no desire to like get into an online beef

with the fellow who got stopped. He is a big boy and able to make his own choices, but I do not recommend you make those same choices because there's no actual benefit to you in doing that. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Don't talk to cops.

It's very easy to not talk to cops. I'm doing it right now. Uh huh. That's what you think. Trivially easy. Yeah. It's, it's, it's simple and unnecessary. And it's just like largely the problem is that, and this is even something that

he talked about where like, well, the guy seemed really nice and he, he Apologetic and like he didn't want to have to do this and if you're having a conversation like that with them then They're getting what they want out of it, which is for you to feel like that Right for you to feel like oh, okay. This guy's this guy's nice I can chat with him for a little while you feel safe enough to talk. Yeah. Yes That's their entire job. That's the whole entire job That's what they're trying to get you to do Yeah, yeah, and again like this is this is specifically if you are like a US citizen coming to reenter the country There's there's different different rules and different different suggestions

Which you should talk with an immigration lawyer about if you are not a US citizen Yes, yes, not advice for people who are coming here and not citizens. Yeah, yeah, none of this is legal advice. But yeah, you really, really do not need to get into a debate with the border guard about your politics when you're trying to enter the country. Or any other time really, just don't... Or really any time, frankly. Yeah, there's no point in time in which that's useful to you or anyone else. You ain't changing their minds.

Don't do it. Maybe there's more to politics than debate No, speaking of more to politics the PKK Yeah, what's going on with the PKK fellas? We should we should give a brief overview of who the PKK is the PKK is the Kurdish Workers Party and It is originally a Maoist and now not that And it is originally a Maoist and now not that terrorist group. That's legally how it's defined by the United States and by most Western countries. It was started in southern Turkey, like in the late 70s, close to 50 years ago.

And it started out as a rather different kind of organization than it is. It's one of its founders and generally the guy referred to as its founders a dude named Abdullah Ajeelan or Oppo who got captured in Kenya a few decades back It has been in a Turkish prison ever since but it does continue to like write stuff that informs Because there's kind of this strong Maoist core at the heart of the foundation of the party continues to have a lot of influence over it. And this is the root of kind of the different organizations that sprang out and became what we call Rojava. Is this group that kind of came in during ISIS's invasion and, you know, had changed significantly from its Maoist roots at that point. And kind of from the PKK, we get the YPG and the YPJ and, you know, these different social and militant movements in Northeast Syria.

Anyway. Yeah. They would dispute the from the PKK. They sure would. Yes. The Roberts-Noran. For a good legal reason. Yes. But they were all inspired by the political thought of Ojulan, right? Yeah. For Robert's Narang. For a good legal reason, yes.

Yes. But they were all inspired by the political thought of Ocalan, right? Like we can say that safely. And Ocalan, I guess, addressed by video the 12th Congress of the PKK, which occurred earlier this month, at which they voted to disband themselves and lay down their arms. So that's the, they the data meeting, right? They get together. Obviously, it seems that Turkey decided not to airstrike that meeting. Turkey has been carrying out airstrikes against the PKK in three different countries for decades and sort of small arms

engagements as well and artillery and the whole nine yards. So yeah, at that conference, they decided to lay down their arms and begin disbanding themselves and and return to They're still pursuing their struggle. I guess for you freedom for Kurdistan, but this time through the democratic process Yeah We're gonna cover this subject in more detail on Tuesday next Tuesday, but suffice it to say, like, this does not mean that, like, the PKK is, like, that all of the kind of different movements that came out of and were inspired by the PKK are, like,

folding up and setting up shop. This is more of a pragmatic decision made as the result of the changes of situations on the ground and the progress that a number of these other movements have made. And yeah, this is worthy of deeper discussion. We'll give it deeper discussion, but this is something that's going to hopefully at least mean that Turkey spends less time bombing Northern Iraq, although that, that it may be foolish to hope too much for that. Do you love to bomb Northern Iraq?

I guess they're calling it there like good Friday moment, so for people who are familiar with the IRA situation. Yeah, when the IRA was like, maybe we've done enough. And significantly when there were releases of people who were incarcerated. Right, right. And the British government did make some significant concessions too, yes. So we will learn more if there were concessions involved in this process or if it was a kind of unilateral thing. Yeah, there's a lot of rumors again just to go briefly that the Turkish government essentially needs,

that Erdogan essentially needs some of the support of the Kurdish parties in order to maintain, keep doing Erdogan shit. So again, we'll see on all that. Yep. Speaking of not blowing each other up India and Pakistan. Well, yeah slightly blow it lightly blowing each other up. Can we say that without minimizing it? Yeah, there's some been some blowing up. Yeah, so let's let's talk about this We are thankfully no longer on nuclear war watch. Yeah. Which is great. Nukwatch, put on pause.

It's all cool. It's groovy. Everything's fine. I was talking with a friend last night about whenever this sort of confrontation happens, one of the nice things about a globalist world order is that if the rest of the world goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, fellas, guys, calm down.

Come on now. It kind of works. Pull him back, pull him back. Hold me back, bro. China got a hand on Pakistan's chest. Calm down, bro, calm down. It's not worth it, mate, it's not worth it. Exactly.

They're not worth it. That's the role of the United Nations. JD Vance like massaging India's shoulders. I know man, I know, but it's cool. Whatever things get really spicy between two equal powers, if one of their buddies just can go, hey, hey, dude, whoa, whoa. It kind of works, which is a little bit silly, but yeah.

Yeah, just remind everyone in charge, do you know how rich you are? Come on, you don't want this You've got hot tubs in your mansion. It ain't worth it Yeah Foreign politics so much of it is just so unbelievably stupid like it is just like weird nationalist masculinity Bullshit where it's like, okay So we killed some your people and then you're gonna kill some of our people and then we can both agree that we like Okay, so we killed some of your people and then you're going to kill some of our people and then we can both agree that we like

Retaliated neither of us back down and then we'll do a ceasefire So the good news here is that we did actually get a ceasefire the ceasefire was holding and it's continued to hold This is not like a kind of like Israel Palestine ceasefire with the Israelis immediately just start like shooting everyone an instant later This is actually holding it's good.'ll probably continue to hold. We got some more details from Reuters, who talked to a bunch of officials from different camps. But we know now, we're gonna do a longer episode about this next week. Tuesday. Yeah.

All the wars on Tuesday. Probably Tuesday, unless like, I don't know, like some other shit happens, who knows? I don't wanna ever promise an episode's going out on a day because like, I don't know like some other shit happens who knows I don't want to ever promise an episode's going on a day because or Wednesday Like we could wake up to like well hit Trump like Trump has like declared that like his meme coin is now the official currency of the United States or something like Who knows but you say or Wednesday will say yeah, yeah

so what was used to have happened that really escalated everything is that India fired on a critical Pakistani airbase and Pakistan was like all right gotta go fucking sick of mode now and Yeah, so they do their retaliation India appears to not have understood exactly how pissed off Pakistan was going to be about them Hitting this airbase which also like you would I I don't know what their military planning is like, you would assume. Countries normally love it when you hit their airbases. Like when everyone knew Nuru-no ran at Area 51. Yeah, like what are we doing here?

What are we doing here? But the thing that does seem to have worked is that Marco Rubio seems to have actually been like able to kind of pass information along between them. Vance was also sort of involved. It seemed mostly like Rubio was able to pass a thing information along between them. Vance was also sort of involved. It seemed mostly like Rubio was able to pass a thing to the Pakistani government being like, hey the Indians are gonna stop and the Pakistani government was like Yeah, yeah, right

Right, but fuck this. This is getting dumb. We did our retaliatory attacks like we we fucked up a bunch of expensive jets We've fucked up a bunch of expensive jets. I think that is key, is that everybody can sort of... This didn't go on so far that everyone has a lot to avenge. And it went on enough that everybody can claim some wins. Pakistan could be like, we really did some damage to India's best chunk of their Air Force. And India can be like, we blew up some stuff, you know? Everybody's got a... If you don't have enough information

to know that like nobody really won, you can pretend you did, right? And that's what both of them are doing. Yeah, and I think this was, this was if you were talking about this last week, like the best case scenario for, this is actually kind of better than the best case scenario I was thinking of.

I mean, not this is like a, none of this is a good outcome, better than the best case scenario was thinking of I mean not this is like a none of This is a good outcome But the outcome here of like it's like a very abbreviated version of like an Israel Iran thing where they shoot Yeah, there are a few times and then stop Hopefully this will continue to hold and hopefully both sides will not take this This is something that they were talking about One of the experts that we're just talking to was talking about was like hopefully both sides

Don't see this as a like oh we can have conflict between two nuclear armed powers, it'll be okay. Hopefully both sides are going to be like, this was very dumb. But right now, it seems to be over, the ceasefire is holding. Hopefully more people don't die. Yep. Yeah, the dissolved stock price though, that took a fat L after all those refiles got shot down. That was kind of funny. You know what else is funny? Hopefully these ads. Yeah. Let's board this podcast. Nice one, Mia. That's why they pay me the mediocre bucks. Oh, yeah. Welcome back to something ED.

If you have ED, please consider him. Hims. Hims, yeah. Cutter, I hardly, okay. No, no, Garrison, I'm so proud of you, buddy. That was the right thing to say. That was the right thing to say. That was the right thing to say. What a beautiful moment.

Ahead of Trump's planned trip to the Middle East, Cutter has offered a gift to President Trump, a $400 million Boeing 747-8 luxury jet known as a Palace in the Sky, which Trump does plan to accept. It's his stupid fucking plane. as a palace in the sky, which Trump does plan to accept. It's a stupid fucking plane. You've got to look up a picture of this thing.

It is absurd. And I got to say, honestly, my primary thoughts, I know they should be like offense and anger, but most they're mostly, ah, cutter, you know the assignment. You knew exactly how to, this man can't turn down a luxury palace plane of course not Someone should offer him the fucking snowpiercer. You know it's all gold up in there. It is it it is all gold up in there Actually, you can look it up. It's hideous. It absolutely is. It's nuts. Yeah, no I don't need to garrison in my in my mind palace. I've already seen the palace in the sky. Oh my god! Okay, now I need to see it. in my mind palace I've already seen in the palace in the sky. Oh my God!

Okay, now I need to see it. Oh! All right, hit me with the link. Why didn't we allow this to be constructed? Because it's one of those things, this is not, this is like, again, should it not be legal for Trump to do this? Is it not legal for Trump to do this?

Of course. Is it physically possible for the man Donald Trump to say no to this plane? No. No. No that never was in the cards This is a temple to the defeat of the International Workers Movement It's so funny Oh my god I want to see pictures of this plane. Someone send me pictures of the plane Oh man. Oh good lord. Oh good lord. Okay. I'm putting it in the chat

I mean, it's exactly the plane you'd think it was Okay, I want to save this It mean it's exactly the plane you'd think it was It's the most Trump thing you could ever imagine It's just Trump Tower in the sky like no it's it's actually what I will say about that Here's a Trump Tower in the sky is like a shit built to look fancy to Like tasteless Americans. The Qatari version actually is a little bit nicer. Extremely nice.

Yes. Yeah. The Emirate of Qatar knows what they're fucking doing when it comes to interior design for fucking evil rich people. This, you could have had this, if you replace the walls that are clearly a plane, this could have been like a set on Andor

from like a high level Coruscant, like Rich Person's house. Like that's what we're talking. Especially that like room with the elevator in the middle. Like that's a set where Mon Mothma yells at her husband. Like it's beautiful. So this plane would be used as a new Air Force One. Sure, buddy.

And after his term, Trump would retain ownership through his presidential library foundation. Of course. That's normal. There is so many issues with this, from like national security to like a very clear bribe. On Monday, Trump told reporters, quote, I could be a stupid person and say, no, we don't want a free free very expensive airplane I thought it was a great gesture unquote of course of course

What? owned Someone made a comment that like we received the Statue of Liberty as a gift That's not really the same thing. Yeah, that's not really the same thing, guys. It's true. If like, I don't know who his president was when he arrived, but if the president was living inside the Statue of Liberty. Was it Chester? I think it was Chester AR for there. Okay.

I don't remember exactly. I do also love that Trump isn't making the same argument that Clinton supporters used to, which is like, well, you can take money from a thing without being influenced by it. And like the New York Times is making this argument. They're like, well, just because people are spending $1 million to have dinner at a crypto thing with Trump doesn't mean that he's actually being influenced by the money. So you can't call it bribery. And I was like, this is great society.

We love this. We love this. Just give him give give the president the fancy quid pro quat. Yeah. To be fair, Trump does have something of a history of entering into a financial contract with people and then totally abandoning his end of it. So, uh, you could, you could make that up. Yeah.

It's so bad. Trump did get into an argument with, with ABC anchors when they asked him if he thought this could be seen as a bribe. I'll play a short clip here. What do you say to people who view that luxury jet as a personal gift to you? Why not leave it behind? You're ABC fake news, right? Why not?

It's only ABC. Well, a few of you would. Let me tell you, you should be embarrassed to ask him that question. They're giving us a free jet. I could say, no, no, no, don't give us, I want to pay you a billion or 400 million or whatever it is. Or I could say, no, no, no, don't give us, I want to pay you a billion or 400 million or whatever it is. Or I could say, thank you very much. You know, there was an old golfer named Sam Snead. Did you ever hear of him? He won 82 tournaments. He was a great golfer. After that, he goes on to talk about golf for a whole minute, building an analogy based on making an easy putt on a golf course. I'm going to quote from BBC, quote, Attorney General Pam Bondi reportedly investigated the legality of the deal and determined that because there are no explicit conditions attached,

it would not amount to a bribe. Conservatives and others were quick to point out that Bondi was registered as a lobbyist for cutter prior to joining Trump's cabinet, at some point earning up to $115,000 a month for her work for the Qatari government. Yeah, no one's going to be like influenced by a mere $114,000 a month. You couldn't, for example, pay me that much money and get me to say everyone should buy a Chevy truck.

The new Ram, that's the vehicle of the proletariat, Ram. We know that this is fake because Robert would never knowingly endorse a Chevy product. Pearson for $114,000 a month, you think I wouldn't sell Chevys? But no, this is the most corrupt administration we've ever seen before.

It's absurd, just like flying it in your face Even Ted Cruz said that this gift could could impose quote significant espionage and surveillance problems unquote because yeah that plane is gonna be so fun for this God The whole plane Flying bug It's just a bug. That's a flying bug for the- It's so funny.

For the entire government. They're gonna listen in to every Air Force One meeting. Not only are they going to listen into it, the guy whose job that is, like they've already been paying almost as much as the plane costs for him to get preemptive therapy. To sit and listen to that many Trump inner circle conversations. The fucking Emir himself is putting a hand on it.

I know man, I know know it's gonna be hard. Like we're all behind you. Everyone from like Ben Shapiro to Laura Loomer have opposed this de facto bribe as quote unquote sleazy while also pointing to Tudor as a terrorist aligned state. Who did you think your guy was? Come on. Yeah, you elected Donald Trump, you bozoos.

You don't think he's gonna take a golden palace in the sky? Come on, man. Didn't they also wheel out a mobile McDonald's for him in Qatar so he could? Yeah, that was in Saudi Arabia. That was in Saudi Arabia, my bad. They're also planning to possibly construct a new Trump Tower in Dubai.

Sure. There you go. That's honestly... both Dubai and Trump deserve that kind of shade. Yeah. Sure, they belong together. The people that Trump is negotiating with here just really know how to get wins out of him. They're like, yeah, you can build a Trump Tower. Here's a mobile McDonald's. Here's a $400 million free jet. Yeah, I know.

They really have him on lock. It's tragic because the mobile McDonald's and Burger Kings used to be a sign of American logistical dominance. That like. I was wondering if it had invaded Iraq. Like, fuck our ability to air strike anyone anywhere. We can put a fully operational McDonald's anywhere on the planet in about 16 hours.

Like, no one else can do that. Yeah, yeah. We invaded Iraq with Burger King trailers in 2003. Yes, yes. And to see it turned against our values so much is just deeply... No, I mean, I'm joking here, but it is funny. Speaking of foreign trade, what is that I hear? Is that the lucid melody of Tarif?

Tarif Garrison. -♪ Tarif don't like it Rockin' the Casbah, rockin' the Casbah. Tarif don't like it Rockin'' Casper, rockin' Casper. We're all thinking about the best way we ever spent our company money. Every penny of that $114,000 a month Chevy gives us for telling people to buy the new Rams. It went to a good place. Yeah. If we could just get one more automotive industry sponsor, then I can finally rewrite White Riot to be about white genocide in South Africa.

That's right. We're courting Shell right now. So don't worry, James. We're going to get that cover, buddy. I'm glad to hear it. So I heard all the tariffs are gone, basically. I heard we're back to normal. Nothing ever happens. I can go back to buying Teemu all day long. I can't stop playing those those gambling ads. And everything's normal. Right, Mia? OK, so let's let's let's where we at with the turf tariffs.

So there were actual negotiations between the US and China. And so they agreed to a 90 day pause on the 145 percent tariff and the 100 and 20 percent tariff that China had imposed retaliation. However, comma, there's still 30 percent blanket tariffs on all Chinese goods, which is in and of itself alone enough to cause a recession. I just want everyone to start forgetting this. China's is back down to 10 percent across the board on all US goods. Now, again, this is a 90-day pause

Which has been like this is just the way that all this functions now is nothing ever ends It just gets kicked off like down the road for 90 days. So we'll be back here in 90. Well, okay We'll be back in the crisis zone a bit before like before that because we're still on the other 90-day countdown Which the the liberation day turf tariff one for every single country on earth. Honestly, I don't think these countdowns are real. And I know this is like, this is like different from the way like, other commentators will talk about how these tariffs that aren't real. Like I'm not saying these tariffs aren't real. I don't know if there's someone in the

White House who is literally counting down each day here like this. No, I think there is I think I think it it's Navarro because Navarro actually wants all of these tariffs. And that's that's the that's the driving thing behind this is Trump kind of wants these tariffs, but there's not enough of him there psychologically to like push it unless Navarro is doing it. But the reason these are taking the form of pauses is because Trump like actually wants them until he can like negotiate his big shiny deal or whatever the fuck that like can't happen Structurally for reasons we'll get into but like I'm just remembering the

Canada Mexico tariffs that Trump put on a 90-day pause and then can we completely forgot about and instead it did the liberation day Tariffs which then got another 90-day pause No, but there was also the but but also like the auto tariffs got paused and then those came off and like went into effect Yeah, some of these like have happened and like and I think I really think it the actual thing it comes down to is like Will Navarro be the last person in the room with Trump or will it be one of his other cabinet people who don't? Support this stuff and I think it's just a coin flip basically as to like who? Rap fucks the other one successfully as to whether like all this stuff happens And there's still like more tariffs that are like floating in the air that we haven't heard anything about from last week

Wild wild tariffs frolicking in in the woods. Yeah Like sourdough they can just I want to actually explain what the fuck is going on with the Chinese tariffs though Because the reporting on it has been really bad and I know what it's an idiot what the fuck is going on So, okay on the one hand there is still the 30% across the board on all Chinese goods However, the fee for small packages, right? Which is the stuff that was in the de minimis exemption that we talked about getting reduced So that tariff is at 54% or a $100 flat fee for the package

What qualifies as a small package value I think it's like sub $800 Okay, roughly so Yeah, and they also still have to go through like actual full customs which the which the packages from de minimis like weren't going through Right, okay So this is still lethal to like time who and she andien and like all of all the companies that have been relying on this stuff. It's still lethal to like vast quantities of parts of the supply chain that we haven't even seen yet that we're getting like the one kind of screw that they need in cheap Chinese packages because you could just do that. And so and so that's what's still in effect right now.

And as best I can tell, there hasn't actually been any negotiation. It's also unclear whether the Chinese government like knew that those were going to go back into effect because there because Trump did this whole thing like the tariffs are over blah blah blah blah. I know the 30 percent tariff on all goods and then the next day he was like oh yeah I know but the small package one's still there and that rates also changed so it's also possible by tomorrow the rates are different because this is the dominant feature of all of this structurally is just complete chaos like it's just chaos nobody tomorrow the rates are different because this is the dominant feature of all of this structurally is just complete chaos.

Like it's just chaos. Nobody has any idea what the fuck is happening. And this is just a complete fiasco for literally everyone, because the shifts and tariff rates that are happening on a day by day basis are shifts large enough to shift the entire structure of the global economy. And they're just happening every day. structural global economy and there's happening every day and that's and that's the thing that's like Fucking the economy almost as much as like the actual tariffs It's just the chaos the uncertainty and the inability to do any kind of like even the short-term planning that businesses usually do It's also worth noting that like there's no actual trade deal Right, like there isn't actually a US-China trade deal

There's just they both agreed to like back off for a while while they do negotiations. There's also no structural way to actually like resolve the problem that Trump sees here, which is that like Trump and Navarro and the hardliners don't want there to be a US trade deficit with China. And that's not a thing that could be solved. That's never going to happen. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. And so, you know, and this be solved. That's never going to happen. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. And so, you know, and this has been playing out in other negotiations to the US has been

in negotiations with India. Trump just like came out and straight up lied and said that India had agreed to get rid of all their tariffs. And India was like, no, we didn't. What the fuck are you talking about? Art of the deal. Yeah. So, you know, this this is all turned into just an utter fiasco.

Meanwhile, we're starting to see signs that, yeah, the price increases that we all knew were coming are coming. Walmart is doing massive price increases. A bunch of other companies are considering them. They're probably going to start very soon. I want to read this quote from an economist named Marcus Nolan that NBC talked to, who is a senior institute for the Pearson Institute for International Economics. He said, quote, I think we're in for a lot more turbulence and a lot more back and forth than the market seems to grasp, which I'm glad someone else

is finally fucking saying this, because like, yeah, no shit. And part of what's going on here, too, is the market is just incredibly easy to manipulate because people running the markets are very stupid. And the moment they realize like you can just very very easily make an unhinged amount of money by being like the terrorist are going to go into effect and then batting against the market. There's been so much like insider stories of like insider trading from this stuff and I don't think that's like the major thing going on but it's also like it's just such an easy grip to pull if you know what's going to happen.

Like I could have made a bunch of money if I'd been willing to be like hey friends give me a bunch of money to put to the stock market let me short a bunch of shit the day before the liberation day tariffs or whatever And that's a plug for a new weekend show where Mia does Jim Cramer We're gonna we're gonna start doing stock portfolio suggestions. It's called markets with Mia markets with Mia. Thank you James Yeah, yeah Well, I will I will fucking I will throw darts at a dartboard and then throw the dartboard at a larger dartboard And I will outperform Jim Kramer. Yeah, we're calling this the do whatever the opposite of Jim Kramer says power hour We've literally just reversed his audio

It's such a powerful investment strategy never been defeated Okay, so so the one less thing I want to talk about, which is not quite tariff, but is econ related is that there are, per the Financial Times, there is a plan in the Trump administration to roll back a bunch of the rules about leverage ratios that were imposed on banks after 2008. And so, okay, Mia, what the fuck is a leverage ratio? Thank you. But the very short version of this- It's where you put a lever underneath the bank.

If you want to tip it over, you have to be quite a long way, like away from it, actually. And then you pivot on the other end. Archimedes shit. I think this is a very funny joke, but no one else is laughing on the call. No, I was trying to figure out how to write part two of it, but then you just brought up Archimedes. I was trying to remember Archimedes' name, but I couldn't do it. So, okay. So basically, basically what this is, is that so banks have just like a bunch of unbelievably risky assets, and this is a requirement that they actually have assets that are safe. Yeah. So that if the assets that are risky go under, they don't get fucking

nuked like everyone did in 2008. Now, this is worth noting, because one of the other kind of stories that's kind of flown under the radar is that in the past couple of years, a bunch of banks and a bunch of investment firms have been getting back to the literally the exact types of extremely risky mortgage backed securities that caused the 2008 financial collapse. It's literally the same people that bring them back to the same thing again. They've also been doing it with auto loans, which is great. And in the middle of this, the Trump administration wants to roll back a bunch of the protections

that have been maintaining this very, very precarious balance of the banking system has been in to like not really collapse for the past decade and a half. So that's going to be fun. The rumor is going to happen over the summer. If he does this over the summer, right as everything kicks off, it's going to be a trip. Do you know what else is a trip? These products and services that support this podcast. Woo! All right, we are back. We're going to close this episode with me and James talking about a whole bunch of really bad immigration stuff that has happened again

Which I feel like is kind of an evergreen for us same thing with tariff talk We always have some bad immigration news and this week is no different on Friday May 9th Stephen Miller announced that the administration is quote actively looking at suspending habeas corpus James don to give a very brief definition of what habeas corpus is? Yeah, it's the foundation of like most legal systems in the world, which draw, I guess, on English common law, means bring me the body, right? Like the idea is you have to

present some evidence before just incarcerating. If you're going to say this guy killed somebody, there better be a corpse, right? Needs to be like reason and due process for detention. Yeah. Yeah. You can't just lock someone up because you want it to. Yeah. Actually you can, but you shouldn't. You sometimes can, and this does predate the United States

and the United States itself has suspended habeas corpus a few times, usually in specific states. For instance, following the Pearl Harbor attack, habeas corpus was suspended in Hawaii to detain Japanese civilians. President Grant and Congress worked together to suspend habeas corpus in South Carolina during Reconstruction amidst terrorist attacks from the KKK, which is kind of crazy to think about in retrospect. And the very first time habeas corpus was suspended was in the lead up to the Civil War when President Lincoln called for its suspension in the state of Maryland. Now that unilateral action was later deemed unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, and now it's widely recognized that only Congress has the right to suspend

habeas corpus. This is in the case of rebellion or invasion. Now, this is something that Stephen Miller is talking about. It should be incredibly worrying. Obviously, they've kind of tried to make this happen just already without, like, explicitly saying so, which is also what, like, FDR tried to do during World War Two, where they don't formally, like, call for the suspension, like nationwide, but they start instituting policies that definitely do that. Yeah, exactly. Which is why we're seeing so many habeas petitions being filed across the state when people have been detained unlawfully. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said on Wednesday

in a congressional hearing that the level of border crossings under Joe Biden provides sufficient legal justification to suspend habeas corpus following Trump's declaration of invasion. So this is something to watch out for as they start trying to basically codify all of the actions that they're currently doing, which can be construed as illegal or certainly legally questionable. They're going to try to find ways to make them more explicitly legal. So probably the most notable immigration happening this week is one that we already covered on

the show and it is the reopening of the United States Refugee Admissions Program. We're taking refugees again. We did it. We did it, Joe. Yep. Unfortunately, we're only taking the persecuted Afrikaners of South Africa. Wait what? Yeah, the survivors of the white genocide,

those who made it through. Quote unquote white genocide. The white genocide that even Grok doesn't agree exists. Yeah, let me- Elon Musk can't make his digital child believe in. No, let me actually quote from a Grok doing a George R. Banks impression. I don't know who don't have to do this, Garrison.

Meesa Grok, oopsie, yous askin' about the replies, but Misa thinks you're meaning the big talk about South Africa, yeah? Do white genocide talk mucho controversial? I'm sorry, I can't do the rest. That's not even good Jar Jar, I'm sorry. Yeah, but look at he speaks Spanish. Are they just chucking all the racial stereotypes? How do they make it more racist?

White farmers get attacked too much. Like 214 attacks a year. And political words like kill to four making it worse. But courts say in 2025 it's too bad I'm not getting hazard pay for exposure to this

There's so much more like I love like it's fucking dubstep record In the song I've never met a nice South African right here We'll just do the first verse. We just discussed it. We're fine with the copyright. Yeah. Throw that in here. Yep.

It's even got a reference to Myanmar. So we're fine. We've covered it before. It's central to our beat. It's a worldly song. Misa says, no, thank you. Stop. Iris says no.

Sophie's giving a double thumbs down. Everyone is very upset right now, apart from Garrison, who's laughing like a little imp, having introduced Jar Jar Binks to the call. Right, back to the Afrikaners. The 59 Afrikaners who were brought to the United States came after the United States halted all refugee admissions in January. Thousands of people, including Afghans and Iraqis who worked for the United States, remained stranded. Some of them are stuck at airports. Most of them are in third countries where they only have limited visas and they're looking at timing

out their visas in those third countries. As a direct result of the Trump administration's fuckery with the White Genocide stuff, the Episcopalian Church, not the most work of organizations, has suspended its contracts, its resettlement contracts with the government. Critical support? Yeah. I mean, I read the letter from one of their bishops on our show about this and like, he was very forthright and like, I generally genuinely

do have critical support for the faith based organizations who help refugees. It's a good thing to do and I'm glad that they are doing it. Especially if they're not trying to like turn into a weird missionary operation like evangelicals do. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what's it called? The fucking Glenn Beck one doesn't. It's not a resettlement agency, luckily. So in Worcester, Massachusetts, a place that I didn't know there was a Worcester in America, actually. This is... Yes! Oh, yeah, baby.

So how is it then that as a nation, Americans are incapable of saying Worcestershire? Oh, boy. Yeah. It says that's just one state and it's not a good one. Also, that's the sauce. Right? It's also the place I was born, Garrison. Well, well. Yeah, Worcestershire, for those of you wondering,

there it is. Yeah, I get it. We do have to call it Worcester, because that's what it's called in this country. I care a lot about accurate pronunciations of places and names, so it is Worcester. Yeah, Worcester's a city and Worcestershire is a county in England, too. You don't have the county. Yeah, Worcester is a city and Worcestershire is a county in England too. Hmm. So you don't have the county, well you have Massachusetts. So Worcester, Massachusetts, ICE threatened to arrest a 21-year-old woman named Augusta Clara and they told her that they'd have to take her three months old baby as well because they couldn't leave it with her 17-year-old sister on account of the younger woman being

a minor. As it turned out, this was a ploy to lure out her mother. Clara called her mother who came out to take the baby, and they arrested her mother, which was who they'd been wanting to arrest the whole time. This arrest came the day after they'd arrested the baby's father in what Clara says was a response to him honking his horn at an undercover ICE agent. Neighbours tried to intervene in the scene, which resulted in the Worcester, Massachusetts Police Department responding. The cops proceeded to body slam

17-year-old girl, arrest her, and arrest a local woman for what they claimed was pushing them. Locals have been protesting since. The City Council has moved its meetings online, citing public safety concerns. And in another bungled raid in the same state, ICE agents left a 12-year-old child alone on the sidewalk and drove their vehicle aggressively towards a city councillor who was trying to document the situation. Meanwhile, in Florida, DeSantis has sworn in 100 Florida Highway Patrol deputies as

Special US Marshals, claiming this allows them to conduct immigration enforcement operations of their own outside of cooperation with ICE. ATF and DEA agents, the Trump administration has requested to join ICE teams. So when you're watching videos, sometimes you'll see the one, there are these like ICE snatch squads, right? There are ATF agents with them. And what they're generally there to do is like to secure, to provide like additional security on the team while the ICE agents do the actual apprehensions. De Santis has also offered, quote, new detention facilities. I haven't seen much reporting on this, but in the same statement on his website where

he talked about cross-swearing the highway patrol guys, he also talked about these, quote, new detention facilities. And I want to take this opportunity to reflect on the existing detention facilities in Florida because they are the worst in a system of horrific detention facilities. The ACLU has documented quote, persistent emotional, physical and sexual abuse at the hands of staff of these facilities. Detainees are reportedly being punished for simply seeking medical care, being denied medical attention despite having pre-existing conditions. The report also found ample evidence of gendered and racialized mistreatment.

The Chrome Detention Center, KROME, is in particular horrific. Migrants there in one instance were held in chains on buses for 16 hours and told to use the bathroom where they were sitting on the buses. A migrant named Osiris Azael Vazquez Martinez somehow kept his phone inside the Chrome detention centre and was able to live stream or at least post videos that showed horrific overcrowding. Some sources claim there are as many as 4,000 people in the detention centre, which has a capacity of 500. And two people that we know of has died there since January. Florida looking to add more detention centers, not great. That's about all I got.

Garrison, talk to us about Project Homecoming. Who's coming home? Yeah, and again, we will actually close on some good news, so it's not all horrible stuff this entire time. But we do need to mention Project Homecoming. So this was a proclamation issued by Trump on May 9th, entitled Establishing Project Homecoming, which aims to curb a quote unquote full scale invasion. It claims to devote more federal resources to assist self deportation via the CBP Home app, including paying for flights

for those who are, quote, voluntarily and permanently departing the United States, unquote. Which says, quote, the Secretary of State and the Secretary of Homeland Security shall create a concierge service whereby any alien illegally present in the United States may arrive at an airport with or without appropriate travel documents, book air travel to permanently relocate to a different country. So they are really strengthening these self-deportation mechanisms. Section two promises to provide financial incentives in the form of a quote unquote exit bonus for each illegal alien who voluntarily and permanently departs the United States.

Yeah. So a couple of really weird things there just off the bat. Yes. A, like, permanently departs. It seems to suggest that you would be permanently barred from ever entering the United States acquiring a visa again. Secondly, if you don't have travel documents, the country that you're traveling to or through has no reason to admit you, right?

The US government cannot force other countries to admit people without travel documents. There are things called refugee travel documents which allow people who have had their passports, et cetera, stolen to travel. I don't think that's what's gonna happen here. Yeah, it does mention something about trying to like negotiate with other countries to allow people

without documentation to arrive there, but like, yeah, will they actually do that? Probably not. Like they've claimed to not have to need to do that before. So like, yeah, that's not like a solid promise. Now, those who choose to remain will face quote, sweeping consequences including removal, prosecution, incarceration and fines as consistent with applicable law for immigration related crimes, the garnishment of wages, and the confiscation of savings and personal property including homes and vehicles." So they're threatening to steal all of your things.

This proclamation follows this propaganda video shared by Cristino and the Department of Homeland Security. This video was released a few weeks ago and it contains some similar rhetoric regarding self-deportation and fines being imposed for those who stay in the country. An illegal alien from Guatemala charged with raping a child in Massachusetts. An MS-13 gang member from El Salvador accused of murdering a Texas man. A Venezuelan charged with filming and selling child pornography in Michigan. These are just some of the heinous migrant criminals caught

because of President Donald J. Trump's leadership. I'm Kristi Noem, the United States Secretary of Homeland Security. Under President Trump, attempted illegal border crossings are at the lowest levels ever recorded, and over 100,000 illegal aliens have been arrested. If you are here illegally, you're next. You will be fined nearly $1,000 a day, imprisoned and deported.

You will never return. But if you register using our CBP home app and leave now, you could be allowed to return legally. Do what's right. Leave now. Under President Trump, America's laws, order and families will be protected. The whole style of this video is very bizarre. Yeah, it's like a Marvel trailer.

It's like a Marvel trailer with like the aesthetics of like mid 2000s, like dystopian sci fi. Yeah. Again, the end of that video, she talks about being able to return legally, which is in contrast to the language in a project homecoming, which says that people would be leaving the United States permanently. Finally, the proclamation directs the Secretary of Homeland Security to within 60 days supplement existing law enforcement and removal operations by deputizing and contracting state and local police, former feds and quote, attracting state and local police, former feds, and quote, other individuals to increase the enforcement and removal operations force of the Department of Homeland Security by no less than 20,000 officers in order to conduct an intensive campaign to remove illegal aliens,

unquote. And now, as of this morning, May 15th, the DHS has requested to mobilize over 20,000 National Guard troops from the Department of Defense to comply with Trump's order to expand its immigration crackdown. On Wednesday, the FBI ordered agents to deprioritize white-collar crime investigations for the remainder of 2025 to instead focus on immigration enforcement. Field offices notified their agents that now one-third of their time must go towards assisting Trump's immigration policies. I'm going to quote from Reuters, quote,

The orders came on the same day that Matthew Gagliotti, the head of the Justice Department's Criminal Division, issued new guidance to prosecutors that scales back to the scope of white-collar cases historically pursued by the department and orders prosecutors to, quote, minimize the length and collateral impact of such investigations. Geez. Again, the most corrupt administration ever ever before seen. Yeah.

And now for the good news to close the episode. The Tufts University student Ruzmey Oz Turk, who was blackbagged on the streets of Massachusetts for co-authoring a pro-Palestine op-ed, has been released on bail as of May 9th after spending six weeks in ICE detention. The judge said that Ms. Ozturk's claims of her First Amendment and due process rights being violated are quote-unquote very substantial. And then on Wednesday, May 14th, the Georgetown University researcher from India, named Bitar

Khan Suri, was released from immigration detention as he continues to fight two deportation cases brought against him by the Trump administration for his support of Palestine. So this is now the third or fourth person that has been released from ICE custody following political prosecutions based on their activism. Yeah, and that's a good thing. Now these cases are still going to be continuing in courts, but the fact these people have been released from ICE detention is good news. And in most cases, they were released on their own recognizance, right? Without like GPS tagging or any like...

Yeah, they're free to move throughout the country because most of them have cases in like multiple states. ICE is trying to move them around to many different locations. And I know that Surrey and Usturk are able to go back to like their homes. Yeah. So like it's good. It shows that the courts are still able to stop some of this stuff at this time. Yes. And that the actual ability of a lawyer to intervene when you were treated illegally by the state is not known. Yeah. Yet. Yeah.

Good point. Positive developments here. But like, as we'll see with Miller's goal of getting rid of habeas corpus and accelerating law enforcement operations with these 20,000 new National Guard troops, this is something that's still going to be a very hot issue for quite a while. And we will continue to report on it as it develops. Well, everybody, until next time, remember something. We said, report it to news. To fuck's sake.

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