It Could Happen Here - It Could Happen Here Weekly 63
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Ah, It Could Happen Here is a podcast,
and it is kind of happening here
because there was just an attack on several power substations in the state of North Carolina that left something like 40,000 people without power for several days.
I believe at the moment at least one person died as a result of this.
There have been car crashes.
It's pretty fucked up.
And we are going to be
talking about that. Obviously, as a result of this, number one, there were a lot of immediate
suspicions that came out that this was tied towards a drag queen story hour type event that
was going to be being held on the day that the attack was carried out. There's suspicions that
this is the result of far-right activity. And yeah,
we're going to talk about that and everything around that right now. We have on the episode
for today, myself, Garrison Davis, James Stout, and we are also bringing in friend of the pod,
researcher, and woman about town, but not this town, a different town,
because we live on opposite sides of the country, Molly Conger.
Molly, I've been saying your last name wrong for years,
even though we've been friends for quite a while now.
I don't know why I never said anything.
It's come up so many times.
Yeah.
So Garrison, you've kind of been taking point on putting together this one.
So I'm going to let you kind of take the reins,
unless you want me to uh to to direct this more but i do think kind of the place to start is are we watching
a gigantic right-wing insurgency unfold uh or is this a more complex case and obviously the answer
is the latter as it is anytime someone poses a question like that no it's we're gonna we're gonna
we're gonna pick this the simple more scary more inflammatory option and leave it at that um yeah do a tweet let's get the send tweet
no so yes um the aftermath of the north carolina attack has kind of it's gotten a lot of people to
learn about infrastructure attacks for the first time and get really scared about them and realize
that this is a problem and then
start bringing up past incidents where this has happened and trying to draw this like overall
pattern which isn't entirely incorrect but the way they're going about it is not very responsible
nor really well informed yeah so one of the things we've seen is like the,
there have been a lot of attack,
like it does seem accurate to say that over the course of the last year or two,
there have been more attacks on power infrastructure.
But that doesn't mean that we have,
we have lots of data on this.
There has the past five years,
there has been a pretty strong increase in the number of attacks on power
stations. And it's also true that this is a thing the right has been, the far right, like the Nazi
right in particular, has been trying to get people to do for longer than anyone on this podcast has
been alive. This goes back to the Turner Diaries, even pre that stuff. This is in siege.
Um, and this is, you know, there has been very recently this summer, a couple of pieces
of fairly well put together Nazi propaganda that was advocating for people to carry out
attacks like this.
And the reason is that it's easy and it's high impact.
It's very easy to fuck up a power substation.
All you need is a gun.
Um, and it's very easy to get away with it because most of them have effectively zero security.
Yeah.
And it explained how to do it as well, right?
Sorry, Molly.
Like it was literally a guide to fucking up a substation.
Yeah, because there's specific.
We're not going to give you guys a guide to fucking up power substations on this podcast, but it's not hard.
That's next week. Yeah, that's next week in our three-parter it's on the patreon you're gonna
be on the patreon yeah that's that's the patreon special episode how to destroy power infrastructure
for fun and profit yeah no but i think too if you're trying to propagandize people to take
action you know we've all seen plenty of manifestos from people who carried out mass shootings, trying to propagandize people to take action in that effect. But we've also seen
the chats when somebody fails, right? Like if somebody doesn't get what they call it, you know,
a high score, if somebody carries out a mass shooting that doesn't result in very many deaths,
it's embarrassing for them. But this is for the perpetrator, relatively low stakes. If you fail, no one will know.
If you miss, no one will know.
If you hit the you know, if you hit it and it just looks like vandalism and the power doesn't go out, no one will know that you failed and you can try again later.
You don't die.
And that's that's the title of one of the one of the pieces of propaganda that I sent you.
Right. The title of it is Make it count which is um an abbreviated
form of a quote from siege uh which is you know in it's a nazi insurgency manual from
the general effect the general um gist of the quote is that you know the price of failure is
death so whatever you choose to do make it count so this is a way to relatively low stakes for the
perpetrator
way to have a very high impact with low risk of personal failure.
And what I did find, and we'll move to the broader topic in a second, because I think
focusing too much on the Nazis right now is going to frame things the wrong way. But one of the
things I did find interesting about that piece of propaganda was the acknowledgement and the
introduction that carrying out these mass shootings is not going to accomplish our broader goals in part because
people have gotten inured to them whereas destroying power infrastructure if you can
fuck up the grid they believe that's going to like and i think obviously this is a silly line
of thought but they think it's going to like lead to the i mean this is always what they think it's
going to lead to like the race war that they want right that's that's the the thinking there so it is in that equation is like a to b
to c like yeah this then question mark question mark race war yeah they're nazis you know they're
nazis they're not right about things but um the the the fact that all this propaganda is out there
the fact they've been talking about this so long is part of why everyone is convinced that like
there's this massive new insurgency that's just broken out and that that's what all of these
attacks are, which doesn't mean that none of them are. It's also worth noting that the year before
this happened in the same state in North Carolina, a group of Nazis were arrested by the feds for
trying to attack power infrastructure. And they also had plans on the pacific northwest where there have been in washington and portland attacks on some power
infrastructure um they also there also just so happens to be a lot of nazis here yeah the both
the carolinas and the pacific and the pacific and the pacific northwest uh are home to a lot of
people who self-describe as like militant neo-nazi exhilarationists and
what i think we should do now before we get too much off this and we can return to this topic is
talk about the fact that and this is kind of the important context a lot of people who aren't nazis
fuck up electrical grids all the time it's actually very easy and people seem to just enjoy it it's american pastime i think there's there's been a
lot of missteps people have taken in talking about this and kind of you know some people have gotten
scared and have kind of you know uh not not looked at this uh fully analytically in a way that is
actually really helpful because there's been a lot of
kind of retrospective uh misinformation going around on attacks that have happened in the
in the past few months that have only really gotten reported on or noticed in the wake of
the north carolina attack which has kind of caused this narrative to come out that since the north
carolina attack there's been like a bajillion of other attacks happening in quick succession, which actually isn't true. So that's, I first
want to talk about the types of stuff that people are generally getting wrong about this, because
it's a good deal. People are misunderstanding some of what's going on here.
some of what's going on here.
So there was this, you know, pretty viral story made by a news station in Florida
that came out a few days ago
talking about how it's all caps,
substations targeted,
report shows intrusions at Duke Energy power stations
in Tampa Bay and elsewhere in Florida.
So very scary, obviously,
because Duke Energy is also the place in North Carolina
that was attacked.
Founded by the guy who invented the modern cigarette,
by the way.
I learned that from you.
Based.
Thank you.
It is based, Garrison, yes.
Good answer.
If you look at the actual story,
these intrusions that they're talking about
happened last September.
They did not happen a few days ago
and then also similarly uh for the first time there was reporting on a whole bunch of substation
attacks in the pacific northwest uh that reporting was dropped after the north carolina attacks
in part because a memo was was uh was posted by a few different news sites that they probably did
open records requests in the wake of the North Carolina attack.
They found this memo, reported on it,
and now people have learned about this other thing that happened in November.
But people who really are only looking at headlines
or only looking at tweets or posts, wherever, right,
they look at these attacks and they look at the succession of them
becoming public after the North Carolina thing
and they're kind of drawing this narrative that these
things have happened one after another and it's part
of this brand new wave of things.
And it is part of a
wave of things in the broad sense,
but it's not all happened within
the past two weeks.
The first thing is like,
it's super easy
for a disinformation and misinformation to spread very rampantly in the aftermath of these types of attacks and these types of incidents, you know, some of these probably are not attacks.
And it's really easy to kind of glom onto a narrative that's compelling and scary.
And if you just dig a little bit deeper, you'll realize there's a whole bunch of context
that you're missing.
So that's always an important first step
when these things are happening.
Yeah, and it's part of the story here,
and I think part of why it's important to understand
that the surge in attacks on power infrastructure
is a thing, but it's not necessarily tied to the fact
that Nazis are attacking the power infrastructure.
Is that like, it's easy to do.
It's easy to do casually.
And this has been known for a while.
About a decade ago, 2013, there was an attack in the Bay Area on, I think, was it two power
substations?
Yeah, I think so.
The Metcalfe sniper.
Yeah, the Metcalfe sniper.
We don't know how many people were involved, but-
Suspected. It's suspected more than one. Yes, yes. Snipers. sniper yeah the metcalf sniper and we don't know how many people were involved but suspected it's
it's it's it's suspected more than one yes yes snipers and this was a very if this was a practice
attack a training attack then it was a very effectively carried out one because we still
don't know who did it and regardless of the motive this instance of has been mythologized
in a lot of extremist circles as like an example of
here's a successful thing that is replicable and you can get away with it yeah this is this is one
of the most highly referenced incidents of infrastructure attack on you know across you
know whether you're like a anti-civ luddite or whether you're a neo-Nazi accelerationist.
This specific 2013 attack is highly referenced.
And we'll circle back to this towards the end,
but I guess I'm going to quote from a recent report
by the George Washington University on power substation attacks.
They are extremely common.
They are becoming increasingly common since 2016.
White supremacists are not the only ones
who do them.
From 2016 to 2019,
a whole bunch of ISIS
inspired terrorism also hit
some stations
across the United States.
They are not
exclusively done by white supremacists
and there's also
sometimes they're just shot at by
random people with guns yeah and to be from a road sign let's be honest so the medcalf attack
it's not impossible that it was just an unusually lucky group of yahoos who wanted to shoot some
power infrastructure we have no idea i think the number of rounds fired directly into the system
probably makes that unlikely.
Almost every intelligence agency will disagree with you on that, Robert.
Yeah, but you know what?
They didn't catch shit.
They didn't catch shit.
But to Robert's point, I think there is some value in remembering
that a drunk guy in the woods might love to fire a gun
at something that's going to spark.
And if you're going to shoot a gun, you might as well shoot it a lot.
No, I probably wouldn't shoot it 200 times.
No, it was very it was it was very anyway.
I there is we and we talked about this a bit in our planning.
There was one attack.
And Molly, you probably could recall the year better than I was.
But it was a couple of years ago where the guy attacked a power substation because he, and he talked about this at length in his trial, he thought people
were on their phones too much. I sent this one to you the other day. I love to find a court record.
I love to spend all my pocket change on Pacer and they've given me access to the law library.
all my pocket change on pacer and they've given me access to the law library so i spent all day today um looking for any case where not not just charged or convicted any case where um usc 1360
18 usc 1366 was brought up so uh 1366 is the the federal statute for damaging or conspiring to
damage an energy facility so energy facility means power lines, power substations, coal mines, nuclear facilities, any place where power is made, right? So it's a
pretty broad statute. And so I looked up a few dozen cases where that was on the table to sort
of bring the temperature down and say like, okay, aside from Nazis trying to cause a race war,
what are some other things that lead to somebody getting charged with this other motivations other scenarios um in that case was um jason woodring um jason woodring in
august 2013 he tried to use a um this is a quote from some news coverage at the time
tried to lasso a train with a cable attached to a high voltage tower
uncritical support just just of the pod um he is still in prison
right right to this man
we'll do a t-shirt everyone was too distracted by their screens by their phones by their gaming
and he just wanted people to remember what's important so he tried to lasso a train
with a high voltage wire now i probably don't need to yeah we probably don't need to add this
he was a big enthusiast of methamphetamine he has some court-ordered substance abuse
treatment and we wish him nothing but the best.
I think he's going to be just fine.
But I found some other cases where there was an intentional attack with the stated intention of bringing down the grid, but for non-Nazi reasons.
In the early 2000s, a bunch of ELF activists were charged with 1366 for arsons to energy facilities.
This is an odd one.
In 2019, a guy named Stephen McRae was sentenced for attacking one substation by shooting out the cooling fins.
And as part of his plea agreement, he admitted to three other attacks.
He got caught because he told a friend of his that he'd been shooting shit
up.
And his friend was
concerned and went to the FBI
and they had his friend record some
of their conversations. Snitch. Oh, bad friend.
Snitch.
He said things like
his stated motive was attacking corporate
America, so something would be done
about global warming he
wasn't otherwise noted as an environmental activist but he was concerned about the corporations which
i don't know if that's sort of alex jones yeah coded language about the globalists
that could have come from a couple of different places
yeah yeah lizard people maybe you know but he right before his arrest he told his friend that
he was planning a granddaddy event that would make national news and shut down the whole west coast
okay well okay that's that's probably why the friend went to the fbi
yeah sometimes you can't don't tell that to your friend yeah or anyone if you're planning to do
that your friend is still snitching you that sucks but like don't don't tell that to your friend yeah already anyone if you're planning to do that your friend is still
snitching you that sucks but like don't don't tell that to your buddy although according to the um
bureau of prisons inmate locator which is another tool i really enjoy he was released in september
that's good i hope he's doing better striving yeah i'll say because this i think helps to make
the point that like this is not all or mostly Nazis doing this kind of thing.
A lot of people want to do this about the sort of I found a third case that sort of fits the same pattern.
A guy who shot out a transformer.
For reasons I can't quite discern based on the court filings.
But again, in all three of these cases, the Miles Maynard case inama in 2008 jason woodry in 2013 stephen mccray in 2019 they all had court ordered psyche vows and in mccray's
case there were questions about his competency to stand trial mile miles maynard died shortly
after being released from prison these are people who were not well yeah um yeah not that not that
being unwell or having a substance use problem makes you
shoot a substation but these aren't explicitly ideological these are people who just got an idea
in their head and didn't control it well yeah and i think part of when you're kind of looking at
just any of these attacks you're trying to discern as stuff pops into the news
is this likely part of a an insurgent? Or is this like some dudes fucking around?
One of them would be like, what was the, how much, like how much effort in planning does
it look like went into the Metcalfe attack looks like quite a lot.
I would say the most recent Portland and Washington attacks, given the extent to which there were
break-ins, look like it was organized.
They seem very, a lot of steps had to go in.
Let's have an ad break, and then we'll
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of the North Carolina attack and some of the Pacific
Northwest ones, and then kind of
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so now we're gonna
talk a little bit more about the details
of the North Carolina attack and some of
the attacks in the Pacificific northwest and yeah just get get into some more of the actual details that
have been going on uh with these most recent attacks that have kind of caused people to
speculate on various things so the agencies involved in investigating the north carolina
moore county attack have disclosed very little information about what's happened. They've
said that the equipment was hit by
gunfire and that the shooters
appeared to know what they were doing.
Investigators have found nearly
two dozen shell casings from high-powered
rifles in the area.
Around
45,000 people lost
power and
that power outage lasted for at least five days as the company
tried to replace these very large pieces of equipment, many of which were damaged beyond
repair. So investigators are zoning in on two threads of possible motives centered around
extremist behavior for the attack that happened last Sunday.
One of these is writings by extremists on online forums encouraging attacks on critical
infrastructure, as well as a series of recent disruptions of LGBTQ plus events across the
nation by domestic extremists, according to law enforcement sources disclosed to CNN.
So these are the two things that people are looking into.
Initial speculation, like of the night of the shooting, centered on right-wing backlash
towards a drag show that was set to be held that same day at a nearby theater.
The drag show was shut down as it was going on because the power went out.
the drag show was shut down as it was going on because the power went out.
And there was a local, a local activist made some cryptic comments on their Facebook and they then
received a police visit.
The police prayed with them about it.
I also like that the,
this person who,
who made these cryptic posts was also an army psychological operations officer.
Former.
She's left.
They literally worked in psyops.
She was asked to leave.
Yeah.
I don't think she left.
Oh, why?
Her job was psyops.
This was the person that posted about this being tied to the drag show.
So take that as you will.
This person's group earlier that day
had a protest involving armed individuals
in military gear to push back against the drag show.
But yeah, so those are the two threads
that investigators are looking into,
is one,
accelerationist rhetoric and writings that has gotten more popular the past few years.
And then two, it may be connected to this wave of, of, of like anti-queer stuff.
Let's see.
One, one, one, one interesting kind of thing of note is that three weeks before this attack, another substation was deliberately disabled in eastern North Carolina.
This attack happened on Friday, November 11th.
It shut down electricity for about 12,000 homes and businesses.
Power was restored in a few hours, though.
This one was easier to fix.
power was restored in a few hours though this one this one was easier to fix in a statement posted on the company's website for a few days after the incident
they described it as vandalism and the company said that vandals quote damaged transformers
causing them to leak coolant oil but the statement does not explicitly say what the method was yeah
and this is again not uncommon because you're trying to like find people who
might have like that's part of how you can like make a case against people is if you can prove
they know details of the case that aren't publicly possible like there's a reason why they're not
going to say what caliber the weapon is or whatever yeah they did say it wasn't the same as the one
used in uh in the metcalfe attack which was 7..62 short. Yes, the gun that was used on the December North Carolina attack
was different than the casings found at the 2013 one.
In fairness, it doesn't mean much.
It does not mean much at all.
I know there was a lot of initial sort of anger and frustration
over the use of the word vandalism in the initial reporting.
I think it's fine to
use that word because when you don't know what happened all you can see that happened is that
someone damaged property we don't know the motivations behind it we don't know that they
intended to knock out power because like we said sometimes people in the woods just shoot at shit
because it looks funny so i think it's fair to not want to use that word but i think in
initial reporting especially from authorities especially from people who could get sued for
libel later down the line the word vandalism is not incorrect no and it's this is like i i think
if you're at if you want to know like what would immediately set some someone off that like
something is likely not vandalism well the the Metcalf attack is good because so much
was fired at the Transformer.
I would say if
a thing that would make me think maybe this is just
some Yehu fucking around is if it's
30 rounds or less fired and there's no
attempt to actually break onto the facility.
30 rounds because that's
kind of a standard capacity
magazine.
The reason why the North Carolina attack in December did not have That's kind of a standard capacity magazine. Which one's done?
The reason why, because the North Carolina attack in December did not have many rounds.
But the reason why it isn't, we do know it's intentional, is two substations were hit.
Yeah.
Like one person hit one, then traveled and went to another. It just seemed like a lot of people sort of expressing this outrage as we're tying these other incidents to it, the ones in Florida, the ones in Pacific Northwest.
When we have very little information, it's okay to call it vandalism because that's the baseline, right?
If you start using terrorism for every minor incident, it dilutes it.
It's not helpful.
It creates hysteria.
I just wanted to get that on the table yeah and i mean like yeah so even in like a november
the fbi was issuing warnings um of of reported threats to electricity infrastructure by people
espousing racially or ethnically motivated extremist ideologies to quote create civil
disorder and inspire further violence so f FBI was sending bulletins to private industry
multiple times in the past two months.
There's been a lot of bulletins being sent out,
which is, I think, part of why this,
in the aftermath of the attacks
with all these public record requests
and more reporting on it,
where people are realizing
how much of a thing this actually is.
I think in attacks like these on substations or other power grid infrastructure are definitely
more common than what you might think and do seem to be increasing in frequency in the
broad sense.
And some of them are certainly have, as we know from arrests that have taken place, are
part of decentralized right-wing
attempts at an insurrection.
That's not wrong to say.
It's just the problem is larger and more complicated than that.
And to some extent, it's a problem of like, I would be shocked if part of the explanation
for why this is happening so much more is not that Americans have a shitload of guns
and during the pandemic, people were bored and kind of going crazy.
Like,
you know,
people have no chill.
Yeah.
They have no chill.
They're stuck at home and you're out in the middle of nowhere and it's easy
to do.
And you want to see something spark.
That's part of the problem,
right?
Yeah.
I mean,
and they have been increasing since 2015.
There's,
uh,
there were 70 reports of emergency electric incidents and
disturbances caused by suspected physical attacks sabotage or vandalism from january to august of
2022 um that figure represents a 75 increase from 40 percent uh around uh reports in like 2015
which is the first year that there's comparable data for. And it's also worth really noting that there is, and was, as soon as this happened in Metcalf
in 2013, suggestions were made as to a really easy way to make it harder to do this, which
would not be wildly expensive, which is to put sandbags in front of the coolant systems,
which will block most conventional rounds.
And at that point...
High tech. Yeah, not high high tech not hard to accomplish and it would also let you know anyone who is going to
get around those sandbags is going to be ideologically committed right yeah whatever
yeah you could shoot a sandbag still a reason why there is so many of these attacks is because
a lot of these very important pieces of infrastructure are highly visible and really only protected by a chain link fence.
So in a lot of cases, an attack can be carried out without even entering any kind of restricted grounds.
You can point a gun through a chain link fence and do the thing.
Or be hundreds of yards away right it's very you know a 308
you could be easily several hundred
yards away out of the range of any camera and you
could take enough pot shots to destroy it it has
that kind of penetrative power a 30 at
six you know
not hard hunting rifle your
granddad has you know yeah
anyone who shoots elk
regularly could do this you know without
any without without any realistic way
of catching them if you're out in a rural area i'm kind of shocked that these people actually
didn't like in terms of like i don't know like um there's there's this we can talk about this later
but obviously the area they're in has a very high concentration of very heavily trained people in
unconventional warfare but oh yes we should that
isn't that is a factor in north carolina is that all of this is occurring on the outskirts of fort
brag and a year ago people who were active duty marines attempted to carry out a similar attack
and were not yeah do we want to talk about a little bit about that specifically about robin
sage or is that too yeah yeah um because i think it's relevant
certainly like the first thing i thought when i thought about this area was like oh shit that's
right by southern pines i think maybe the the show was supposed to happen in southern pines which is
kind of central to the united states army special forces community and a few times a year there
people newly qualifying to be sf soldiers will do an exercise called robin sage
and it's our it's military larping yeah well like the times yeah yes it's the military doing
larping uh but also not the military right so like people i'm sure will be familiar and people
who enjoy twitter.com will be familiar in the fact that the the united states has sometimes helped
rebel movements across the world to overthrow government so it's the fact that the United States has sometimes helped rebel movements across the world
to overthrow governments.
That's the thing that it likes to do.
Yeah, it's shocking.
Every revolution, in fact, has been fermented
by the United States and the CIA specifically
because people can't think for themselves.
So what they do in Robin Sage is they practice training
a rebel movement that's comprised of civilians or untrained fighters.
So these people will go out in small teams, infill,
and then they'll meet a bunch of people who are not soldiers.
They might be former soldiers.
They might be local volunteers.
They might be people from the area.
And they will train them for a few days, just like they would
if they were actually training up like a guerrilla army,
and then they'll do a simulated attack which you might recognize as
potentially a bad idea which which we now might be seeing as an issue because someone someone
didn't attack so like you have in that area a ton of sf troops right and who span the political
spectrum and a ton of randos who have been trained by sf troops in
guerrilla warfare right unconventional warfare is what they call it and if you were doing
unconventional warfare this would be a very effective thing to do right that's why there's
been this massive panic about cyber attacks on the grid especially since the start of the war
in ukraine very funny we panicked about cyber attacks when in fact you could just go shoot it.
You don't need to be that complex.
But that's right.
It's a weak point.
And you would know that
if you've been practicing unconventional warfare.
And so like this happening in this very specific area
kind of raised some flags for me.
It's not super weird
that this is the second time in the course of a year
that there's been an attempt or a successful attack on
North Carolina power infrastructure.
Right? Like, it's not surprising.
Yeah, I mean, this is...
At the very least, the
DHS is not surprised about this.
Earlier this year, they've...
They have issued many alerts warning that
domestic violent extremists are
planning to target the power grid.
In February, three people had to plead guilty planning to target the power grid. In February,
three people had to plead guilty,
which we already talked about.
In 2020, there was those people arrested in Idaho.
They were planning attacks on,
on power stations and highlighting,
highlighting locations of transformers and other substations and other power
infrastructure and planning to take them out and then using the blackouts to go
do other crimes, including assassinating ideological opponents so like
there's there's been a lot of there's been a lot of extra focus on people's plans to do
infrastructure attacks and uh you know plans on like hey this seems like a problem and people
have been talking about it more because it does seem to there is at least increasingly high high high
profile cases um and at least in the case of this past one in north carolina the dhs is currently
saying that it does appear to be deliberate um and they're they're investigating to see if it's
if it is tied to ideological motives. But again, it is worth emphasizing
that not all of these things are these types of incidents.
An example of something that I think has been misreported on
is this recent attack, or it's not an attack,
but it's been reported as an attack in South Carolina.
On December 7th, there was an individual in a truck
that opened fire near a Duke Energy facility.
Employees witnessed this truck pull up. It was around 5.30 p.m. This guy opened fire in what
appeared to be a long gun and then sped away. No one was hurt. There was no outages. There was no
reported property damage. And currently, sheriffs are saying that this was a completely random act
that wasn't even targeted at the power station.
They said that the only connection between this shooting
and the power station was their proximity.
This wasn't an actual attack on a power station.
This was just a coincidence.
But because this was a few days after this attack in North Carolina,
people can read headlines about someone shooting outside a power station in South Carolina and get turned into this big
thing.
And you're like, that's actually not what's going on.
You need to look a little bit closer.
Similarly with this stuff in Florida, uh, you know, there's been a lot of retroactively,
you know, trying to apply this, this, this, um, accelerationist idea onto those, onto
those instances as well when there's simply not the evidence.
Yeah, it's
one of the things you have to, like,
as talking about the folks
who are, like, insurrectionary,
one of the force multipliers
they have is that the United States has
a tremendous amount of people who are
just assholes and have guns.
Not just
their own guns,
guns they stole from the military.
That is also a factor specifically in North Carolina.
Back to James's point about the proximity to Fort Bragg, though.
You know, right?
So Fort Bragg and Camp Lejeune,
obviously different branches of the military,
different parts of the state of North Carolina.
But, you know, there was that attack last month.
It was near Camp Lejeune.
We have the Camp Lejeune cell that was wrapped up.
They're actually still awaiting trial on the third superseding indictment and they were stealing guns right or at least attempting
to that's how they got caught guns from the military the initial indictment was for um
illegal for trafficking any legal guns um yeah yeah the marine court lost a ton of plastic
explosive at 29 palms uh last year as well, like a very large amount,
which is concerning.
Yeah.
A startling quantity of high explosives.
Right.
And so I was combing court records
for anything mentioning Fort Bragg,
looking for other cases
related to this specific geographical area
because the Moore County
is literally right outside Fort Bragg,
which is where the U.S. Army Special Forces
are hanging out.
And so this would not be the first time we had radicalized soldiers out of Fort Bragg.
I mean, you go back to the 80s.
Michael Tubbs, a founding member of the League of the South, did his first terrorism when
he and some other Special Forces buddies committed armed robbery of machine guns from
the Army for the Klan with the intention of using them to start a race
war yeah but then in august of this year a special forces soldier named killian ryan was indicted for
lying on his security clearance application he had already been granted a security clearance
mind you he had been granted this clearance um but it turns out oh he was a nazi
i don't know how the security clearance process didn't catch the fact that his email address was
nazi ace 1488 at gmail.com that he registered his cell phone number oopsie doopsie
but they did not catch that yeah easy to well you know and sometimes sometimes it's sometimes
it's it's hard to check you know there's lots of simple mistakes that anyone could make.
Well, anybody could make this kind of mistake.
So, you know, you see, this wasn't a surprise to DHS, and it shouldn't be.
These are their mistakes.
I also did want to note, as we're talking about these special forces guys and the potential of them being radicalized, there's also...
Oh, you mean like Timothy McVeigh?
Well, Timothy McVeigh was regular army.
He washed out a special forces training.
Yeah, he didn't quite make it.
Big stealer of Valor.
What's his name?
Yeah.
Yeah, this is not an uncommon thing.
I am currently writing a story that includes a large
section about a marine that uh tried to steal equipment uh from military bases uh to then
go do a mass shooting at a synagogue yeah um and this guy what has what was a nazi before he joined
the marines and we've got to shut down the Marines
until we figure out what's going on.
We have got to shut this down
until we figure out what's going on.
So true.
Yeah, and you've got Eric Rudolph,
the guy who carried out the Olympic Park bombings in 96
was with the 101st Airborne Division.
He was an air assault specialist
and he carried out the bombing of the olympic park in
atlanta georgia and then went on the run for months i think yeah and he was a nazi by the way
oh it was he was on the run for a long time yeah it took a while really details all the
squirrel and nut eating he did in the woods yes uh and by the way he carried out a number of other
bombings including a bombing event he carried out a bombing of an abortion clinic he carried out a number of other bombings, including a bombing of an, he carried out a bombing of an abortion clinic. He carried out the bombing of a lesbian bar.
Um,
we talked about this early this year on,
uh,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
We,
we,
we did part of one of our many series.
We talked about this guy.
We had,
we had,
we had a whole episode dedicated to him.
I,
I do want to briefly talk about some of the stuff happening in the Pacific
Northwest as well,
and how this ties in and how there is, as opposed to some of the incidents that were like the incident in South Carolina, stuff in the Pacific Northwest while happening previous to the North Carolina attack does seem to be deliberate.
And there has been some interesting pieces of information that have come out in the past few days.
So the electrical grid has been physically attacked at least six times in Oregon and Western Washington since mid-November. Attackers used firearms in
at least some of the incidents in both states, and some power customers in Oregon and Washington
experienced at least brief service disruptions as a result of the attacks. Just two days before
the North Carolina attacks, the FBI and Oregon's Titan Fusion Center issued a memo that warned utilities about this, about these recent attacks and how there could be more of them, saying, quote,
Power companies in Oregon, Washington have reported physical attacks on substations using hand tools, arson, firearms and metal chains, possibly in response to an online call for attacks on critical
infrastructure. Continuing to say that in recent attacks, criminal actors bypassed security fences
by cutting the fence links, lighting nearby fires, shooting equipment from a distance,
or throwing objects over the fence and onto the equipment. And the aim, according to the memo,
is, quote, violent anti-government
criminal attack uh which is kind of a catch-all term that these people use for a whole bunch of
kind of white supremacist affiliated accelerationist violence it's kind of a silly term
because these people really aren't anti-government they just they just want
they're anti this government because they
think this government's too liberal um but but yeah so there was there was an attack on a
substation in clackamas county on thanksgiving morning the power company calls this a deliberate
physical attack um this is the one where two people cut through fences and use firearms to
shoot up and disable numerous pieces of equipment a security specialist for the company wrote this kind of brief on it and and and has
mentioned how that there are local people who are affiliated with you know larger networks of
extremist groups that have called for such attacks and have provided instructions on how to do these
types of things um And saying, quote,
there's been a significant uptick in incidents of break-ins
related to copper and tool or materials theft,
but now we are dealing with quickly escalating incidents of sabotage.
So that's the brief from the security specialist
who works at this power company.
Four days after that Thanksgiving morning attack,
there was another incident
at a Portland General Electric substation,
also in the Clackamas area.
So these things happened pretty close to one another
in the same county.
Some of the same people were affected.
A few details on this one have been released,
but the PG&E team said that,
quote, our teams have assessed the damage
and have began to repair the impacted facilities.
Knocking out the lights, it can be an
end goal, right? It's
dark and everyone's inconvenienced and there's
an idea that, you know,
making things worse will help
fence sitters radicalize towards
the right and become accelerations
themselves. But
the darkness, it's not its own end
goal for some of these people. In the
Camp Lejeune cell, in the Collins case, they specifically spelled out in some of their
planning discussions that the darkness was step one. Once the lights were out, once infrastructure
was damaged, the police were distracted, communications were down, people couldn't
use their cell phones, they would use that period of chaos to carry out a series of targeted assassinations. And that's not a new idea either. I found a case from the 90s even.
This case from the late 90s, the North American militia, it was a splinter group from the Michigan
militia Wolverines. Randy Graham and Ken Carter went down in this case. They were reconning
targets, including power stations, TV stations, military base, federal buildings.
And their plan was to knock out communications and power and use that period of chaos to kill several federal judges and politicians.
So this is a recurring theme.
You know, this case was in the 90s.
And then we have that recent case, the Collins case.
Those guys haven't even been tried yet.
And the stated intention is to use that period of chaos to do additional crimes of
terrorism and i mean there has been more incidents that definitely do seem to be intentional like uh
beyond the ones in oregon there was also ones in western washington that included setting the
control houses on fire forced entry and sabotage of intricate electrical control
systems causing short circuits by tossing chains over the overhead bus work and a ballistic attack
with small caliber firearms so that's that's a lot of stuff going into uh uh yeah of like like
in terms of like planning and preparation going into something that's happening that's a perfect
example yeah and if you're as a general rule if you are encountering one of these stories and you're trying to determine,
should I put this in my head as something that is maybe part of something bigger or something that might be people fucking around,
that's the kind of stuff to look for is how much effort went into it, how elaborate was it, does it seem like planning was involved.
I would say another thing is, is it timed for something like Thanksgiving, right? Like it's not an accident
that they picked Thanksgiving to attack a substation, because if you're trying to do
something that's going to have an impact, doing it on a day like that, where everybody's at home,
people are, and there's also a higher power draw in general, like there's a lot of reasons why
someone would want to do that, but it all points towards this is something that's part of an organized uh set of actions as opposed to
the normal thing of americans attacking their own power infrastructure for no good reason
yeah which we love to do we do do you know do you know what else we love to do robert
consume goods and services guys that's right we love we love to do, Robert? Consume goods and services, Garrison? That's right.
We love consumption.
Honks.
Yeah.
And our hero-based Lasso King would say that's part of the problem.
Hey, we're back.
All right, Garrison, take us home, which hopefully is not Fort Bragg.
No.
Yeah.
Pivot, this podcast is run by the USASOC.
Yeah, hopefully not.
So yeah, the past year we've seen federal authorities multiple times
warn about these types of threats to critical infrastructure.
There was a local bulletin posted in late November
after the attacks in Oregon and Washington
saying that the targets of potential
violence includes public gatherings, faith-based institutions, LGBTQ plus communities, schools,
racial and religious minorities, government facilities, and personnel, and US critical
infrastructure. So it's definitely something that people are talking about more as incidents have have do
do seem to be getting more common um now i'm gonna i'm gonna gonna use some of the research
from a uh not an article but i guess not quite a study like this uh i don't know how to describe it
uh in an analysis piece i guess from george washington university's program on extremism
entitled uh mayhem murder and misdire Violent extremists attack plots against critical
infrastructure in the United States. So since 2019, white supremacist attacks and plots against
critical infrastructure do seem to have distinctly increased. Between 2016 and 2022, white supremacist plots targeting
energy systems dramatically increased in their frequency. 13 individuals associated with the
overall white supremacist movement were arrested and charged in federal court with planning attacks
on the energy sector. 11 of these attack planners were charged after 2020. The rise of accelerationist
ideology and doctrine during the past decade did likely
fuel these increased attacks within the white supremacist milieus that are targeting critical
infrastructure and the energy sector in particular. So if you look at the data from 2016 to 2022,
if you look at 94 cases of individuals who are alleged to have planned, quote,
four cases of individuals who are alleged to have planned, quote, violent extremist attacks.
59% of those people were identified as white supremacists, and 37% of those incidents involved some level of planning, specifically planning attacks on critical infrastructure.
Now, six of those 16 white supremacist plotters had discernible, tangible connections to named groups and organizations like the base, Adam Woffin division, and the National Socialist Movement.
And 14 out of the 16 people were known participants in a greater kind of online network that connects various like cells or even just aesthetic styles common among the neo-Nazi accelerationist movement.
One of the more interesting data points
is the number of white supremacist plots that are specifically focused on the energy sector
related to nuclear reactors, materials,
the waste sector, and of course power substations.
There's 13 cases of individuals who reportedly planned to conduct attacks on a variety of energy infrastructure,
from small assaults on local power lines to potentially devastating attacks on power grids or even nuclear facilities.
And those represent 87% of the White's pharmacist-related cases in which critical infrastructure was targeted.
So most of that is specifically on power grids. That is what these focus on.
And the first case within this data point range of 2016 to 2022 dates back to 2017,
when a former Florida National Guardsman and the founder of Atomwaffen Division was arrested in
Florida and charged with unlawful possession
of explosive devices and explosive materials.
One of this guy's roommates,
who was also a member of Adam Waffen,
told jurors that this guy intended to target
a number of different locations for explosive attacks
using this material,
including a Jewish synagogue, power lines, and a nearby nuclear reactor site. And this guy in his apartment
had propaganda and book materials on the functioning of nuclear reactors and other
power supply stuff. So these types of things that people study on and then plan out to do.
And what we're seeing more commonly now
is a very intensive propaganda team putting together kind of manuals on how to do these
types of things both both like in both for like to inspire you to do it but also like instruction
manuals like here's here's where you should shoot here's like here's how to actually do it
and it's it's they're unfortunately designed quite well.
Oh, yeah.
And that's something that is newer.
That is a direct product of the types of aesthetically driven propaganda that has flourished on sites like Telegram.
And they're getting quite good at making propaganda.
It's not just random books
strewn upon your apartment anymore.
It's very well-made documents
on how to do this that you can download online.
The three men who just pleaded guilty
in February for their
conspiracy to attack power facilities,
one of those men, Jackson
Saywall, in the
original complaint, it says, you know,
Cook had recruited his friend Saywall to join the cause. From the outset, Cook believed Saywall's
graphic design skills could be an asset to the group's propaganda effort. So he was recruited
to the cell because he was good at graphic design. Now, I've read these manifestos. I would not say
the graphic design is good, but it's certainly better than sort of a cut and paste scene, right? There's clear digital design
element here. And that's on purpose. And they know that that's how they're going to get eyes
on this stuff. I mean, Robert, we both read all those manifestos in the last couple of days.
They are certainly a step up.
They are. What they make me think of is when I first got into reporting on extremism,
it was because I went through every issue of like ISIS's magazine to beat
right after the,
the Bada Klan attacks.
And it's number one,
like there was when that Adam Woffin guy killed his roommates and it had,
he had converted to Islam and was like very much into ISIS.
There was this like surprise from people who don't think a lot about this
stuff.
But a lot of these guys had a lot of admiration for the way that ISIS put together their propaganda
campaign, which included a lot of very detailed guides for how to do things like carry out rent
vehicles and carry out vehicular attacks. Right. Like this is, you know, we're this is the way
terrorism works. And these guys are taking a little bit of a different tact,
but again,
not that like,
as,
as Molly pointed out,
there were a number of ISIS inspired attacks on power infrastructure just
didn't get a ton of,
of,
of play.
But like,
none of this is like,
all of this is,
is in line with the trends that we have seen globally in the way in which
insurgent movements function.
Yeah. And I think, you know, this well this well produced easily spread propaganda and these online networks they created to spread this propaganda
mean that we're not just you know we have these cases of these organized cells that got caught
but it's not just organized cells that have the capacity to carry out these attacks because any
idiot in a telegram group can open that manifesto with the detailed instructions
for carrying out an identical attack so this is called disseminates and becomes contagious
there's this there's this people talk about a lot online now about stochastic terrorism and
some of us here might be a little bit to blame to that but a lot of times they're they're getting
it wrong um because what's what what these these Nazis are doing, this is inspirational terrorism,
which has been a thing for as long as terrorism has existed.
I mean,
that's why they have their calendar of saints,
you know?
Yeah,
exactly.
And there's a lot of debate about like when to use stochastic terrorism,
but kind of in my mind,
when I tend to think it's appropriate is when the attempt is to kind of
use the way algorithms on various sites on the internet work to spread
propaganda that's meant
to cause uh that's meant to inspire attacks because that is it's a type of inspirational
terrorism but it's it's clearly a new evolution of it because of its reliance on those networks
but this is again we're getting into the weeds is there anything else you wanted to kind of
get into here garrison i mean no i i kind of i kind of wanted to wrap up by talking about some
of the teragram stuff so i think we kind of we kind of hit on a lot of stuff that i that i wanted to
mention i mean uh in 2019 two years after that first uh that that that first attack in 2017 and
two years later uh a bumeri man uh was was arrested for planning to blow up power grid
substations he was a member of Adam Woffin.
And we already talked about the two other kind of main incidents
that are well-known from 2020,
and then stuff that just got...
There was court cases as recently as February 2022,
which we also mentioned in terms of their plans
to take out power stations to then carry out assassinations.
So those are the two other incidents that I wanted to mention.
But yeah, I mean,
I think the other kind of aesthetic similarity, I think,
is that I think we actually are seeing some of the recent
terrorgram stuff also take cues from not only
ISIS and Islamic terrorism, but also some of the types Terragram stuff also take cues from not only like ISIS
and Islamic terrorism
but also some of the
types of anarchist writing
that have
that have
has gotten more popular
since you know
ELF type stuff
like where I think
we're seeing
some of
some of the
aesthetic stylings
feels very reminiscent
of like early crime think
some of it
some of it is is similar to things
around um the types of like eco-sabotage manuals that that were that were very popular in the 90s
and 2000s um you know some of the techniques are very similar because both eco-terrorists and uh
acceleration accelerationist nazis both find value in attacking things like power substations or burning down 5G towers.
That's a big emphasis of this recent almost 300-page manifesto and instruction manual.
They focus a lot on how in early 2020, regular people felt inspired to burn down 5G towers,
people who are not otherwise extremists.
And how do we get people
who are regular people
to get to that point
where they're willing
to damage public infrastructure?
And that's kind of a lot
of what that 300-page manifesto
slash manual tries to talk about.
It sucks.
If we want to end on a hopeful note,
I think I have at least sort of
a small bright spot for us.
It's in the original
affidavit for the search warrant into
Liam Collins, the
head of the Camp Lejeune cell.
So in that original affidavit for the search warrant, in his case, the FBI agent writing the affidavit says that they first started looking into Collins because he was doxed in the Iron March leaks.
Yes.
We were reading those doxes and they said, oh, wow, a Marine who's a Nazi?
We should talk to him. So, you know, when doing this work in identifying
these people from these leaks and sort of the slog of picking through, like, maybe this guy's
a fucking nobody, but we will identify them so their communities can keep an eye on them. That
work matters. That work made it into Newsweek and it made it to the FBI. It's a weird filter system.
But eventually this guy got caught before he committed a massive nationwide act of
terror so keep doxing nazis in in a similar incident there was an officer of the lafayette
police department that joined i believe this this exact same terrorist cell that was then
cooperating witness yeah he was he was he was doxed by anti-fascists, and then he turned and snitched on his fellow Nazis.
Right.
So the investigation opened because of a doxx, and they got a powerful cooperating witness because of another doxx.
It makes them nervous.
If eyes are on them, they can't conduct covert operations.
So keep doxxing your local Nazis.
No, I mean, like, it can literally be, like, in terms of these cells planning to do assassinations of people, it can actually save people's lives if these people are actually serious and are willing to carry out their plans that they are actively training for, actively preparing materials for.
This type of work is some of the most solid anti-fascist research that people have done.
It absolutely saved lives.
Yeah. I have no doubt about that.
We'll continue to save lives.
So Doc's Nazis, and you know, if
you're drunk out in the woods
and one of your buddies says, hey, why don't
we shoot a power substation?
Don't do it. Just shoot cans.
Just shoot cans. Stop
signs. It's the American pastime. Stop signs.
Expired fire extinguishers.
Those are fun to shoot.
Let me tell you.
You're going to make all of the anti-civ people turn off this podcast in a fit of rage and
then realize that they're listening on a phone and then have a moral crisis.
So, yeah.
To the anti-civ people who have built a radio out of sticks.
And then realize that podcasts don't come out through the radio tragic anyway
the episode so that's what you think robert
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I just wanted to explain why you're only going to hear my voice in the
first episode, but you're going to hear Garrison in the other episodes as well. And that's because
I went to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch twice, once during the period that we're going to call the
siege, and once again in the summer of 2022. And so the parts that only I experienced, only I'm
going to talk about. We felt that was the most honest way to do it. I hope you enjoy it. I have worked on this for a very long time.
Hard Scrabble Pass in southern Colorado in the winter. It's not where you'd expect to start a story that's fundamentally about the internet. But it's where a four-wheel slid
a rental car in the spring of 2021. If you remember back then, Biden had just been inaugurated,
some chuds had stormed the Capitol capital and vaccines were gradually being administered across the country.
Less remarkably, frontier airlines were taking forever to find my damn bag and I was trying
to get there before dark.
About a week before I'd seen a tweet.
I followed this natious unicorn ranch because I grew up as a farm kid who didn't really
slide quite as easily as others did into the super
macho stuff. And I certainly didn't slide anywhere near conservative politics. What the ranches were
doing, building a queer haven and anarchist alpaca farming co-op inspired me. I'd been missing country
life a lot during the pandemic, and I wanted to get out onto the ranch. But that wasn't really why
I was driving an inappropriate rental car through Whiteout.
I was doing that because I'd seen this tweet. And that tweet said the ranch was under attack
and they needed help. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is under attack by local bigots and militia.
They have threatened violence publicly to us and those that help or associate with us.
They have encroached on our property, armed, at night, with the intent
to harm those of us that live here. We need help. That's where this story starts for me. It's where
this story starts for a few characters you're going to hear this week. But it's not where the
story really starts. It starts with Penelope Logue, who we'll call Penny, working at a big box store
and dealing with increasing transphobia, both online and in person, in the early Trump era.
Penny's a veteran and a country girl, and she was looking to get out of the city.
Along with her partners Kat and Jen, she decided to rent some land
and set up farming rescued alpacas.
So we started in Livermore, Colorado,
which is on the whole entire other side of the state.
which is on the whole entire other side of the state.
And it really was a reaction to what was happening to the queer community, not only locally,
but kind of what we were seeing nationally when about two years into the Trump
presidency where things were just getting really bleak and dire for the
majority of people that we hung out with.
We, and dire for the majority of people that we hung out with um we we were originally going to try to like just make a uh make a bus that was road worthy and we could live in and just kind of be
nomadic but we couldn't really on board and help other people that way like that was really just
it would have been hard to have the cats we have yeah yeah we also had like even at that point we
had like four cats so it was or
two three cats whatever it was two at the time but still too many for um well and dogs and whatever
so so we uh so i had always wanted to do a homestead and i grew up uh farming and ranching
so it was very natural for me um and so we found a ranch that we could rent in Livermore. And me, Kat and Jen just kind of set out to start somewhere
that was a haven for queer people, but also a home for us, you know.
It turns out the United States is in something of an alpaca crisis.
The animals were once extremely fashionable
and herds popped up all over the West in the 1980s.
Now, that generation of alpaca ranchers are aging out of the hard physical labor that makes
about every day on a ranch, and their alpacas are often left to their own devices. The unicorns,
as the people in the valley call them, adopt these alpacas, which are often neglected,
and care for them. They refeed them slowly, so they won't die from the bloat that comes from refeeding too fast.
And they sell their fiber as yarn.
Gradually, with a ton of hard work and a growing community,
they built their ranch into a sustainable operation.
But as the herd grew and their unfortunate rental agreement became clearer,
they decided they needed a different ranch,
and so they moved across the state to Westcliff.
And it was a rented ranch that we were trying to rent to own.
We thought we were renting to own, actually.
Yeah.
And then that rug got pulled out from underneath us.
Like, they just, when we went to purchase it,
they were just like, no, you haven't been renting to own. You've just been renting, and we went to purchase it they were just like no uh you haven't
been renting though and you've just been renting and we want an additional hundred thousand dollars
so it was like yeah right we had to move right as covid was getting bad in america so like march of
2020 that was fun i was like yeah it was it was the worst and best move all all at the same time
because the roads were fucking empty like if all at the same time because the roads were fucking empty.
Like if quarantine was in full effect, so the roads were empty.
So we were traveling with trailers full of animals on empty roads.
And then after like the restrictions lightened and we got used to what like
the normal traffic flow was, we were like, fuck this. Like, uh,
but it was cool. Like having everything shut down. We couldn't like,
the big problem was we couldn't rent anything
because every rental place had shut down.
And so really it was like that beginnings of like the community for us, right?
It was like we tapped friends and, you know, comrades to help.
Social media.
Yeah. And everybody really stepped up and helped with that move.
So it was cool.
Westcliff's where I met them.
It's a beautiful town in the Sangre de Cristos.
In the summer, it's full of tourists taking weekend trips to the mountains and eating ice cream.
And in the winter, it's quiet, snow-covered, beautiful, and absolutely freezing.
In March of 2021, I drove through the town in the afternoon in what I figured was an inconspicuous manner.
Everyone else who visited the ranch that month had picked up a tale.
Aside from a few strange looks, I think I got through okay.
I took a long, lonely, winding road through the valley
and then turned down a dirt road toward the ranch.
Penny met me at the gate in a plate carrier with a rifle.
We briefly hugged, and then I quickly
parked my car outside the dome that the grown queer community at the ranch called home. It was
a profoundly strange experience. Inside the house was full of warmth, conversation, and laughter.
People enjoying each other's company, and enjoying being out of the biting wind and snow.
Outside was cold. we wore plate carriers
and the ranchers carried long guns. I carried a camera, a GoPro and an IFAK. And then, dressed
in battle rattle, we broke the ice on the alpaca drinking tanks and tried to stop the recently
adopted animals from re-feeding too quickly. I walked and talked with Penny and Jay,
another of the unicorns whose story we'll get to later,
about the stress that the increasing threats to them had had on them.
But first, we met the animals.
We have sheeps.
We have goats.
We have, of course, alpaca.
We have ducks and chickens.
Day-to-day...
Doggos.
Lots of dogs.
Five Pyrenees, Which are livestock guardian dogs
And a couple of
Blue Healers
Rescues
And
My dog Starbuck
And
Eight kitties
Oh yeah
Eight cats
Yep
But the vast majority are the alpacas.
Yeah.
It might sound idyllic, and in many ways it is idyllic.
But the work on the ranch never stops.
And sick alpaca need tending to almost constantly.
Even during the siege, which we will get to soon, I promise.
There was a lot that volunteers could help with,
but animal husbandry wasn't on the list.
So even after long nights patrolling their ranch, There was a lot that volunteers could help with, but animal husbandry wasn't on the list.
So even after long nights patrolling their ranch, cold and afraid, Penny and Jay often
had to take it in turns looking after old animals with bloat, as they labored to breathe.
Here's one that I recorded.
Um, can you set that down and help me stand her up?
Because we're just going to see if we can get her to walk.
Alright, if you'll run it.
Okay. I know, I know, I know. gonna see if we can get her to walk. Alright, if you'll run.
Okay.
I know, I know, I know.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
My felt's are burping.
Good. Mix that bait burping. Good.
Mix that bait and soda in there.
Gotta walk baby. That's part of this. I know that's part of this though. Okay, okay, okay.
Oh baby.
You can't do that.
It's all right, love. It's all right. Well, if you're not going to walk, my love, I got to do this. I know it hurts. Yeah. Okay. Let's get you in the cush. Yeah.
Yeah?
There you go.
It's okay.
There, that's a good burp.
There.
Sounded like that was a little bit more movement.
Yeah, I'm getting the feeling that they probably didn't even start asking for help until the weakest of their herd was actually dying in the old field.
The story about how we got from a thriving and happy ranch community,
built on the anarchist principle of mutual aid and solidarity,
to what the unicorns called the siege,
is a story that's about lies, bigotry, and the internet. But it's
hard to think about those things too much at the ranch, because in the two trips I've taken,
I felt nothing but incredible sense of love, solidarity, and supportive community.
If you've engaged with the story of the ranch at all, perhaps following Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
online, it's probably because of the siege. But I don't want this to be a story that's just
about guns bigotry and community defense i also want it to be a story about how long before the
siege began the community at the tenacious unicorn ranch realized that nobody was coming to save them
and so they decided to save themselves
yeah sure they want to kill us but and they say it routinely but we're the ones with the victim
yeah but when we like call it out you know um i.e hey stop killing us not even like
fuck you just hey like could you just like lay off the whole killing us thing
um there's maybe follow jesus's teachings and not kill us. You fucking, fucking,
like, fucking unsympathetic victim-screaming trannies.
It's like, oh, all right, so no is the answer.
No, you can't stop killing us.
Good, good.
Excellent.
Maybe time to get guns now.
The day I slip-slid my way across hardscrabble past in my not-so-trusty Nissan Almera was
the same day that a gunman walked into a supermarket in Boulder, Colorado and killed 10 people
with an AR pistol.
My social media feed was filled with the sadly all too common reactions to these all too
common mass murders that happen in this country.
But the next day I saw people flooding gun shops
in a fear that the state would begin enforcing
stricter gun control laws.
It didn't.
As I edit this draft,
another young man with another gun
has walked into a gay bar in Colorado Springs
about an hour from the ranch.
It's an intensely conservative city
that hosts focus on the family.
You'll know by now that the Club Q shooting
resulted in the death of five people,
including two trans people, and injured 21 more.
I'll be honest with you.
It felt a bit weird driving through Colorado to write a story about guns that was broadly positive.
And in a sense, it still does today.
But the reason this story about guns is positive really has very little to do with guns
and everything to do with people. It's really solely about solidarity, more than it is about
AR-15s, but some people will never get past the AR-15s enough to see them.
In case you missed it or you caught one of the reports at the time that seemed to skim
over the fact that the rioters were out, we should give an account of the siege up top
here so you understand what happened.
Understanding why it happened, that's another episode, so for now, just understand that some boomers logged into their social media,
and the queer elimination rhetoric we've reported so much about,
overlapped with their small community in a valley in the Sangre de Cristo mountains, and this was the result.
Things started as they often do these days online, with a throwaway comment about a parade in town the girls didn't really know that they'd moved into the reddest county in colorado
at the time lauren bobert was their congressperson but soon they started to get an idea of what some
people pretty small minority of people as it turned out thought about them so it started on
facebook like honestly like we started seeing more
comments and people getting weird about it. And then there was literally to this day,
I will still say it was a fascist fucking parade. You're talking about July 4th, 2020,
they had a fascism, like the local fascist did a fascism. And we observed this by accident because we were like oh a parade that
doesn't sound interesting but we did go into town to get some coffee and ran smack into a fascist
parade and fascist and what what sort of like so presentory things made you read it as fascist
in the most like like direct way like there was christian nationalist flags three percenter flags
confederate flags carried by armed white people screaming about the government and the libs and
the queers like it was a they did a fascist in the footage there's that one guy with a shirt that
says i know things and own guns or something like that and shoot things things yeah i know
missing the point i know and shoot things yeah um and so like it was a overtly
hard right sponsored parade that was supposed to be like hard like that like it was like set up as
a protest because of the covid restrictions they weren't letting people have a parade
and this was their answer to that.
And so really all we did was call that out on Twitter. We were like, wow, like there's a fascist parade in West Clifton.
We'll come back to this parade next episode.
It's organized by a local newspaper, which is, to be perfectly frank,
the most batshit crazy boomer brainworm thing I've ever seen in print.
It was an open carry event where militias from across
the US come to open carry unloaded guns for reasons that we can't really pin down. Soon,
the unicorns calling out the parade on Twitter set keyboard fingers clicking. I've said fingers here,
but these people give off a distinct single finger typing vibe, if I'm honest. The first thing that we noticed was the tails.
We started getting tailed from points that we were very public about frequenting, like Peregrine Coffee and Chappie's.
We started picking up tails from those points routinely.
And that.
So like people like following you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not very covertly in the same three vehicles.
And they wouldn't just follow us.
Anyone that they figured out knew us.
Yeah.
Anybody that announced on any social media platform that they were coming to see us they would then follow and then it really got it
became super into the physical world when nine news well nine news did a piece on us in which
the sheriff's department came up because they were mass reporting us for animal abuse a lot of the
harassment came from a website you're probably familiar with now but maybe you wouldn't have
been back then it might have been kiwi farms and locals you don't have to say their names
yeah if we could blank out but it's one of those things where like cis people don't even know that
kiwi farms exists and more people need to fucking know because it's it's ridiculous at some point
they already harass us we've done a couple of episodes i don't want to give them attention
but like i don't know i don know. Whatever you think is best.
That is worth mentioning, I think.
It's an entire forum dedicated
to harassing trans people
that get any sort of popularity, ruining their
lives as best they can with the stated goal
of making trans people kill themselves.
There's a lot of members.
Notable TERFs are part of it.
Everyone has found this website
now, and people need to know it at least exists.
Yeah, it's a truly awful cesspool of humanity.
They spend all of their time obsessing over trans people.
It seems like it's worth naming them.
But please save yourself the time and don't click over there.
It's nothing good.
Soon, things got more real.
A local news reporter who covered the ranch
got a parcel with a white powder in it.
That powder wasn't deadly, but it was a real threat.
Soon, that threat came to the ranch.
The 90 News reporter thing happened and then we started getting
like warnings from people that were monitoring chat rooms.
Like they were like, oh hey, like the chatter about y'all has skyrocketed and like it is blatant like people
making plans to burn your home down and kill you like uh and locals started warning us that like
hey this has happened before you got to get ready this is real don't have run out other people yeah
like don't be pretensy about this like we're being serious and so me and Jay started for about two weeks we were walking
patrols around the perimeter. The unicorns were afraid so they took steps to defend themselves.
Lots of the people at the ranch like Jen and Kat who you can hear in this interview didn't want to
carry guns. Penny and Jay had some military experience and they knew how to use and carry guns. So every night, they set out walking the perimeter
to watch for intruders.
On their property line patrols,
they realized that there were people out there at night
looking back at them.
That night is when me and Jay came back from that
and put out a very heartfelt cry on Twitter.
Like, we don't know what the fuck to do.
We're terrified.
And any help would be amazing.
They were armed at this point,
but they weren't ready for a gunfight.
That's a very different thing.
Sadly, though, the gunfight they weren't ready for
wasn't going to wait until they were.
Yeah, armed.
Rudimentally armed, by the way.
Like, Jay had a hunting rifle.
No, a shotgun at that point.
Yeah. Yeah. Um, and I had my, uh, Springfield AR, uh, and so we scared them off, but like that
made it like clear and present for us. And so we put a heartfelt call out onto Twitter. Um, and
Aldo was up here like the next day and caught people on the property that night.
Like it was armed people on the property, multiple people.
Aldo arrived the next day, spurred on by that same tweet I'd seen.
This isn't his voice, but they are his words.
We won't say too much about him, other than that he has significant experience with this kind of thing.
other than that he has significant experience with this kind of thing,
and he spent his own time and money to drive across the West to help some queer folks he'd never met,
who just wanted to raise alpacas and be left the fuck alone.
I saw a post on Twitter from someone else
boosting the original Tenacious Unicorn Ranch plea for help.
I reached out to them, and after some back and forth
and letting them vet me, we agreed I would drive down to help them out.
I took a little time to do some map studies
of the area and confirm some suspicions about local law enforcement. The sheriff at the time
had publicly spoken at and supported Oath Keepers rallies as a keynote speaker alongside Stuart
Rhodes, as well as other prominent Oath Keepers and three percenters. The cops haven't ever been
much of an option in keeping marginalized people safe, but this was on a whole other level.
I called some people to tell them I was heading to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch for accountability's sake. At the time, I was
binging an unhealthy amount of letter candy, and when one of them asked me why I was driving six
to seven hours to help total strangers, the first thing I thought was, when a friend asks for help,
you help them. Other gave us his account of what happens. Again, for everyone's safety,
we're not going to use his voice, but that night
he patrolled the perimeter after nearly being run off the road on the way to the ranch.
He said at first when he saw the tweets, he thought Penny and Jay were overreacting,
but after that tale and after what happened that night, he knew something very strange was going on.
So on arrival at the hard pack road off the highway, there were two cars on the other side
of the highway from the intersection backed in with their headlights off. There was an old Durango
and a truck that I couldn't make the model of on the other side of that Durango. Once I turned down
the road, probably 200 yards after turning, I looked back and saw one of them turn on their
headlights and start gaining on me until they were tailgating. I started to slow and pull over to see
if they would pass, and they slowed and stuck with me. I had a suspicion about the two cars initially, and this was confirmation.
I can't really say how fast we started going, but I know it was significant enough that I was starting to oversteer and lose traction on the back end of my car on turns.
I knew Penny and the rest were waiting at the property gate, so I signaled Penny to say,
Hey, I got a tail. Keep the gate locked. You'll see me driving by. Tell me what vehicle is following me.
The vehicle slowed down as we approached the gate, so it appeared they may have been anticipating me
to do the same. Once I passed the gate, they continued to follow. It turns out it was the
Durango, which I later found out had been doing drive-bys of the property the past couple of days.
The Durango quickly realized what Aldo was doing and pursued him past the ranch,
further down that snowy dirt road.
After I passed the ranch, I accelerated a little more to create some distance,
and drove to a spot that I had seen on the map on the way down that looked like I could effectively turn around without extra maneuvering. As I turned around, they had closed the gap and
started to slow. Once they were pulling up next to me, I turned my high lumen carry light on them
to at least disorient or overstimulate them with bright white light and try to catch faces. The windows had a dark tint, so it was not feasible.
My other goal was trying to convey, I see you and I have the advantage, without actually visually
threatening them. The driver had been rolling their window down until I put that light in the
window, then immediately stopped and rolled it back up. At that point, it was apparently enough
to make them decide it wasn't worth it and take off. I legally carry a sidearm with me the majority of the time and had it on me.
I had my hand on it but didn't feel the need to draw during that encounter. In the two minutes
since he turned off the hardtop, Alder's ideas about what he was in for had pivoted almost as
fast as his car did in that pullout. Earlier on, while driving to the ranch from my house,
I had the thought, you know, this is probably bullshit, and a bit of an overreaction on their part,
so maybe at least I can de-escalate some of their anxiety and give them some rest.
This will probably just be a lot of nothing.
Clearly, I was mistaken.
And after that encounter, my mind was very much reoriented to the present reality.
Driving through the gate, I had to prepare myself to the new possibility of actual exigency,
and I thought, oh shit, there's something to this.
Well, pitter-patter, motherfuckers.
Aldous sent a message to Penny, saying that he was free of his tail, and she opened up the gate.
Quickly, he drove up the same dirt road I did a few days later to the dome,
where the scared and sleep-deprived unicorns were hiding from the cold,
and from the same people who had just tailed him down a dirt road.
Once at the house, we made introductions,
and I explained that a trusted source had boosted their call for help,
and I was willing to drive over to see what, if anything,
I could do to offer them in the form of assistance.
They gave me situational awareness of the property,
who lived there, etc.,
then went over what had been happening up until my arrival.
The local harassment, people
following them and doing drive-bys of their property, the Kiwi Farms threats of, quote,
burning them out of their home. They had also mentioned there was a probing incident a couple
nights before that had really set them off when they caught another unknown individual probing
their fence on the southern side of the ranch. They detailed how they hadn't slept for almost
48 hours since that incident, which had prompted their call for help. I could tell they were just done mentally,
emotionally, physically, but still keeping it together. So I said something to the effect of,
you've done a great job. Go get some rest. I'll stay up and take the watch.
That was around 9pm. The crew went to get some deserved rest and I got ready to go out.
Before stepping back outside, I had to ask myself, what the actual fuck is going on? I walked outside, grabbed my rifle and plates, put on some
extra layers of warm clothes and got ready for what turned out to be a long night. Quickly, as the
unicorn slept, Arda got to work making a plan to keep the property and the people there safe.
Having never been on the property, I went ahead and, to the best of my ability, in the dark,
started estimating distances, high, low ground, points of opportunity, weakness, cover, concealment, hazards,
and any other unclear backdrops like the other residences that I had needed to be aware of.
That all came into play later.
Based off what I found, my best
guesses, I started working a patrol on foot covering the areas I thought were vulnerable
and most likely for incursion. The roadside seemed like the most likely point of opportunity for them
since there was no barbed wire and a single low wire fence being the only barrier to entry on
the property. Pretty quickly things got weird. At around 2130, I heard the first vehicle pass by.
There was decent moonlight at the time and I could see that it matched the shape and size of the Pretty quickly things got weird. the easiest point of access off the roadway. The drive-bys continued sporadically, and twice from high point on property, I watched them turn their headlights back on, heading toward the highway,
and stop on the hard pack, where another vehicle could be seen sitting with its headlights on.
Aldo is pretty experienced in this scenario. So is Paul, another of the defenders who came a few
days later. And it's not my first rodeo with these things either, but that doesn't mean it wasn't
scary, for all of us, but especially for Aldo, who arrived first and was patrolling a small farm
he'd never seen, facing attacks from an unknown number of armed assailants.
I can't remember how many times I wish I had my NVGs with me for better situational awareness,
but they had been sent off for repairs, so I relied heavily on the moonlight,
which there was a decent amount of.
Not ideal doing a foot patrol on your own in the dark with an unknown number of people. Multiple times I thought, I should get one of them up. There's
way more ground that I can safely cover. I don't know the terrain well enough, and doing this alone
is fucking dumb if this turns bad. But of course, I ignored that intuition and told myself, okay,
I'm overthinking this right now. These dudes are just trying to fuck with the queers, and this is
purely intimidation. I'm just going to keep working the vulnerable areas, watch them play their dumb
bullshit games, and let the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch folks rest. Besides, at the time, I didn't
know the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch folks before that night. While they did great with what they had
available to them, I had no idea how they would respond in a shit-hit-the-fan situation, what
their personal capabilities were, if they could be relied on for team movements,
and didn't want to risk relying on someone running on fumes.
So I said, fuck it, it'll be fine.
His fears, as it turned out, were more than justified.
A little before midnight, cloud cover came in while I was walking along the west fence line
and saw what I assumed was a dim flashlight or a cell phone light flash
about halfway along the north fence line by the road. And about 15 to 20 seconds later, another flash, making me think that
they were moving west towards the ranch gate. It was the first time I noticed anyone on foot,
so I started slowly working my way down quietly to see if I could get closer for a good visual
on who it was walking the roadway since the moonlight went away. I stopped about 40 or so
yards from the gate, squatted down low to reduce my profile, and just watch.
After about 10 minutes, I heard quiet voices, and then a very distinct,
Earl, from the man that appeared and turned to call out after he activated the gate's motion-sensing light.
I remember I had to stop myself from laughing, from them not only having such shitty discipline,
but also at what was a perfectly comical chud name.
I stood up and watched another dude come out of the dark into the light of the ranch gate,
who very much had the build of an Earl.
The first guy began lifting and pulling at the gate lock and chain,
while Earl was trying to cover the motion-sensing light.
They stood at the gate, and I could hear them whispering for about a minute
before I got annoyed at just how dumb they were,
and how they didn't notice me creeping closer to them while they were doing all this.
Finally, from around 15 yards, I went ahead and lit up the two males on my flashlight,
who both had their faces covered and no visible weapons. In a fairly sarcastic voice,
I said something to the effect of, hey, what are you idiots doing? Stop playing with the gate.
Go away. It worked. I didn't really feel I had much recourse other than to give a verbal warning
at that point because they were still technically not on the ranch property
and they had not made any visible attempts to trespass or do any property damage.
Both of them ran off in the most awkward, non-athletic way you could think of.
I didn't see anyone else in the area, so I approached the road to watch them jump into a car and drive off.
I kind of laughed at myself and remember saying out loud,
God, you guys are impressively stupid.
Okay, they're probing the property now.
I realized these guys weren't working at a higher operational capability.
I also felt a little more comfortable that even though I didn't have my NVGs to work in the dark environment,
they didn't either.
After staying out for another 30 minutes to make sure they were taking a break,
I went back inside to warm up for a few minutes, get some food, and change my socks
after it seemed they had maybe gone and reconvened after they got caught
trying to tamper with the gate. I turned off the lights inside the house that were visible from the
road so I wouldn't be visible, and also just to see if that might make someone tempted to believe
the tenacious Unicorn Ranch folks had turned in for the night. Things were quiet for the next hour
or so. While out walking close to the east fence line toward the road, I remember a fox letting out a scream from less than 100 feet away from me. That honestly was
more startling than all the other events in the night up until then. If you haven't heard a fox
screaming, it does indeed sound like someone being murdered in the most brutal way possible.
I heard a fox, probably the same fox, a few nights later on the ranch. Even in the midst of the siege,
it was still a working ranch. And so as well as protecting people from violence, the ranch. Even in the midst of the siege, it was still a working ranch, and so as well as protecting
people from violence, the ranchers and their Pyrenean mountain dogs also had to make sure
they were protecting the chickens from foxes. Sadly though, foxes weren't the only visitors
that night. A few hours later, a much more serious threat emerged. The night continued to be quiet
for the next while, and I decided to move along the east side of the property line.
The cloud cover broke around 2.15, and I could see some movement and hear low voices again.
I got low and held my position, since it was fairly safe, and could make out two figures walking towards me inside the property boundary.
I waited until they were about 30 or so yards away, and I was pretty sure there were no others working flanks before using my rifle light to begin the process of PID and figuring out if they were armed. As soon as I saw them, I noticed they were both armed,
one with an AR with no optics and the other with an M1A with optics on it. I realized that while
I had the high ground, I was not comfortable with the backdrops due to the house across the road
potentially being in line with my firing position and started shifting to a safer spot in case the
confrontation escalated into an engagement. I called out my first command while moving to a safer spot in case the confrontation escalated into an engagement. I called out my
first command while moving to a better position to their left side. You are trespassing on private
property. Slowly place your weapons on the ground and show me your hands. Do it now. The two men
froze in place but did not comply, and I recognized in that moment that these were two different men
than who I had seen earlier. I called out again, drop your weapons or I will fire on you.
Do it now. As soon as I finished that sentence, they both looked at each other with their rifles
and low ready, turned to the right and ran. I pursued them so that I wouldn't lose the advantage
I had and to make sure there was no way they can make it uphill towards the house or get into a
more advantageous firing position if they decided to turn on me. While parallel to them so I could
keep on the uphill side, I called out, stop and place your weapons on the ground. Realizing there
might be others out there watching my light move, I turned it off so I wasn't such an obvious target,
and made short bursts of the two men fleeing so that I could maintain a visual on them.
It wasn't an ideal way to handle it, but this was all an incredibly unideal situation to begin with.
After sustaining a fast-paced run over uneven terrain
and somehow not falling on my face, I realized we were moving toward the fence line, and quickly
looked around with my light to make sure no one else was waiting for them and also armed.
At that point, I turned my light back on them, and they both pivoted directly to the fence,
since we were still some distance from the gate where it appeared they were heading toward.
The first one with the M1A pushed the fence down and hopped over. The second one panicked and with both hands tossed his AR across the small ditch
on the other side of the fence and I watched it fly halfway across the road while he struggled
over the fence. He scurried over and kicked his rifle across the road before picking it up and
disappeared with the other male into the small ravine on the other side. I realized I was
disadvantaged where I was located and repositioned to a small rocky mound nearby so that I could at least get prone and have some cover if they decided to fire on me.
I laid there and recovered my breath for a minute or so, watching to see if anyone else was out
there, and then moved toward the house to make sure there weren't other incursions I may have
missed while occupied with the other two who disappeared. After trying and failing for a
second time, it seems that the local bigots took a break for the evening,
but Aldo and the unicorns couldn't. That was it for the rest of the night. I did go back down and find their entry point, where the fence had been newly damaged and bent inward, and tracks leading
over the patchy snow from the roadway. Then I walked back to their egress point, where the fence
had been bent outward. Everything that occurred that night was clearly a hostile incursion,
and they demonstrated intent to harm others on their own property.
The only reason that didn't happen is because we were armed and prepared.
I think they realized at that point that the ranch was not a soft target,
and the occupants these men painted as weak were in fact hard people willing to protect themselves
and stand up against their aggression.
More importantly, the residents of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch just wanted to be left the fuck alone.
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It was a couple of days after Aldo had its run-in with the locals when I arrived.
Everyone was on edge.
Everywhere we went, it was with guns.
So I remember there was a point when I was here,
which was like a week or so after Aldo ran those guys off, that we were going out somewhere and some folks were like,
well, can someone who is comfortable using a gun stay behind? yeah right that's what it was at like uh yeah yeah it was yeah
not all of us like want to or can like i i can't i'm too scared of guns like i i recognize that
they're very important i'm glad i i'm surrounded by people who can like defend me but um and i
think that's important to like allow space for that too.
What Cal is saying there is really important,
not just for this story, but for folks listening to this and thinking, oh, fuck, I need to get guns.
If you want to get guns, go ahead and get some,
if you can, safely and legally.
But what you need is community.
Everyone at the ranch works hard every day
to keep their project going.
Sometimes that's with a gun.
Most of the time, it's with a sack of crunchy alpaca food or sometimes with a keyboard.
The community that sustains the ranch is much bigger than the people on the ground. And
it's a great illustration of the power of solidarity to sustain a project which, in
times like today's, the world really needs.
Today, hundreds of queer people visit the ranch every year, for hundreds of different reasons.
Kat takes care of the ranch's visitors and manages social media. Jen helps administer
a Patreon account for the ranch, complete with daily alpaca photos and updates on events.
When I arrived at the ranch in 2021, it became pretty clear that I wasn't the only one
who'd seen the tweet. Paul and Aldo both have backgrounds in combat arms. Both of them fought
in wars they now don't think were a great idea, and both of them were willing to use the skills
the state gave them to protect people who the state wouldn't. Paul, like Aldo and I, came because of a tweet. I saw Aldo tweet like a
stop sign or something
and it said, you know, a few
years ago, I never would have imagined
being on like a
transgender anarchist
alpaca farm,
but here I am.
And I think I DM'd him or something
and I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
And we ended up signal chatting,
and he explained what was happening
and what had happened the day he was there,
or one of the days he was there.
And I was like, oh, wow, that sounds super fucked up.
Hey, I'm going to book a flight.
Before Aldo left, they picked up another tale.
We went into Westcliff, the closest town for something,
I think just to the gas station.
And when we came back down at the query,
down by the airport,
which is like three or four miles down the road
towards the town,
two to three vehicles pulled out and started following us.
And one of them pulled down the road the ranch was on,
and we just drove straight.
And then they followed us,
and we turned around two or three roads down.
And then the third vehicle that had been waiting
now was waiting for us to come back and pull in.
So they were trying very hard to tail anyone and get like identifying identifiers
yeah when i arrived paul and i slept in the guard trailer well i slept paul stayed up all night
walking patrols and keeping it around the fence line if you're familiar with hey duke and edward
abbey's eco-anarchist novel the monkey wrench gang that's a pretty good way to envision paul
albeit without the misogyny and racism that makes it pretty hard to have any respect for that book or his author.
Throughout the night, I'd check in on Paul. It wasn't a large trailer. And when I did,
I'd look through his night vision at the strange movement in the fields around the ranch.
People seemed to huddle behind a pickup, and they used the headlights to try and blind us.
Night vision doesn't really work that way anymore,
but they moved around throughout the night thinking that we couldn't see them
staging in different areas on the ridge above us with the commanding field of
view and presumably a field of fire as well.
We assume they were trying to watch us as we sat there watching them.
It was actually pretty fascinating.
So a house that happens to be
visible from the or another property that's visible from from the hilltop that the ranch
was on here like every evening it would start to get dark out and then like 15 or 20 cars would
show up oh yeah it was like 15 which has never happened since yeah well so like 15 to 20 cars. Which has never happened since. Yeah. Well, so like 15 to 20 cars would show up and, um,
I can't remember what precipitated it,
but the second night I was here, Oh, I know what it was.
Somebody walked their dog and I happened to kind of meet them down by the gate
because they were walking up the road.
It was like two o'clock in the morning during a blizzard. And I was like,
this is very unusual so i met them down there and um i happened to have like night
vision gear and they it was obviously like from them because from that point on they would actually
point vehicles at the ranch with their headlights on the entire night from some properties that are closer to the highway, which is semi-effective.
It makes this bloom for 15 feet around that vehicle,
but then everything else you can just see, so it didn't matter.
Inside the house, it got harder and harder to move over the course of the next few days.
A support came flooding in.
There were thousands of rounds of ammunition, plate carriers, plates, the kind that stop bullets, and boxes of first aid
supplies. One day, Paul and I sat around staging first aid kits, unwrapping and preparing the
products to make them easier to use. People messaged every day volunteering to help, and we
looked them up using some background check websites they often use for work, to
check that they weren't charged to try to infiltrate the ranch.
The amount of support that we've seen is largely absurd.
I would have never guessed that people would have come out this hard for us.
It must be nice to know that everybody fucking wants you to succeed. Right?
Yeah.
It gets us through.
You can't troll me.
Yeah.
No, there are no haters that can get to us because of how much support that we know is out there, not only locally, but internationally.
For fuck's sake.
Internationally.
We have people from all over the world that have taken a moment to be like, what can I do? What do you need right now? The ranch became something of a core
celebre on the arm left.
The outpouring of support was incredible.
In March of 2021,
we all probably felt a little bit helpless.
A summer of uprising and revolt
had yielded a new geriatric white dude
in charge. COVID was still
raging, and the cops had shown less
anger at thousands of church-storming congress
than they did at kids holding Black Lives Matter platards in in the street in a time when it was difficult to feel powerful
the ranch openly defying attempt to scare the men of the valley gave people a sense of success
and they were more than willing to show up and help so yeah i want to talk about that because
you guys attempted to basically stock up on firearms at a time in american history when that may have been hardest and most expensive and yeah what sort of got you through was a lot of
people from all over the internet showing solidarity from all over the world like it was literally all
over the world any fascist organizations yeah we got sent uh plate plate carriers people did runs for ammo like people would like buy ammo
like or organize something and get ammo and food and things and then just drive up drop it and
leave because you know not everybody's ready to be in like an active zone where you could get shot
right but they would do runs out to drop stuff off for us. Like, it was crazy, crazy.
But that solidarity wasn't just on the internet.
It was in the valley as well.
Even before the attacks on the ranch began,
the unicorns knew they were coming.
They knew because people told them.
And people told them because they cared about them and wanted them to be safe.
They cared about them because, from the outset, the unicorns had made
themselves an important part of their community. When the county stopped recycling waste that
could be recycled, the unicorns stepped up and volunteered to do it themselves.
On my first trip, I joined Penny and Jay for the long drive into Canyon City with a rickety horse
trailer full of old beer cans and a truck with a struggling transmission.
The money they get paid to recycle the cans
is less than the gas they spend getting there.
But it's an important thing to do, so they do it.
Hey, Garrison here.
Now that we have talked about how the siege happened,
we need to explain why.
At the start of this series,
we said that this was a story that was about the internet. And it is. It's a story about how the internet has allowed a section of the American right that's always existed to develop links and
gained both power and coherence in the last two decades, thanks largely to online organizing.
The story of how these groups got where they are is a long one. It starts with talk radio,
with Rush Limbaugh, then with Glenn Beck, and the gradual drift to Fox News, from bad journalism to
outright barking for genocide seven nights a week at prime time.
It's a story that we can't tell here, not in its entirety, but we can show you a little of
what it looks like when that rhetoric leaves the forums and Facebook comments and lands on the
ground in a small town in Colorado. There are two versions of the truth in Westcliff. There's
the one that most of you are going to hear, and then there's the one that you can find
George Gremlich purveying in his local newspaper, the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel.
The Sentinel is probably best summarized as a print version of the Facebook comments
from some of your older relatives that you've hopefully long since muted.
It's the guy who doesn't know when to stop booming on about Obama at the Thanksgiving table, but in a stream of consciousness, unedited print format.
We're going to let George lay out what the Sentinel is about in his own words.
We didn't get much joy out of trying to speak with him, and not for lack of trying.
I approached his office numerous times, knocking on the door and trying to have a good old chat with George.
But luckily, he did go on the record for the Texas TL in Exile podcast.
the Texas TL in exile podcast.
This kind of spectacular programming to white dudes shooting the breeze is certainly a tried and true recipe for success in the podcasting space,
but you could be forgiven for not having heard of this particular podcast
before,
because even though we knew about it,
it took us forever to even find it on the hit podcasting app Rumble.
We moved to Custer County from the Adirondack Mountains in northern New York about 12 years ago.
And the wife and I were basically political and Second Amendment refugees.
We had a couple of friends who had moved to
southern Colorado and they said that the most conservative county, maybe in the state,
certainly in southern Colorado, is Custer County. It's about an hour and a half south of Colorado Springs, high in the Rocky Mountains, population 4,500,
a ranching community, stunning views, just simply beautiful, two small towns right in
the middle of the county, each with about 500-600 people in it, and hardcore conservatives.
I'd say 65% of the county's
registered Republicans. But even in his conservative paradise, George found that most folks couldn't
live up to his high standards for political engagement. After Obama got elected his first term. Slowly over that four-year period, interest in the Tea Party started diminishing as Obama was destroying the country.
After he got elected the second time, we had our first meeting since his election in January.
And normally at that point, after four years,
we were getting 40 to 60 people showing up.
At that meeting, only 12 people showed up.
And it was doom and gloom.
You know, Obama's destroying the country.
There's nothing we can do, blah, blah, blah.
We started talking local.
You know, we've got to keep Custer County red.
talking local, you know, we've got to keep Custer County red. And the fact came up, which has been a problem in the county forever, was that the local newspaper and the only
newspaper in the county was extremely liberal paper. And we had done research over the years, and we found out that across rural America, this phenomenon was common, that rural counties tended to have livable papers.
And it's just because the libs vegetate to that media, and they know they could have an influence on the population via that.
So the meeting was over. We went home, and on the way home, I turned to Yvonne and said,
we're going to start a paper. So next day, I spent a whole day building a business plan on
how to start a Christian conservative newspaper in the rural community.
Now, we couldn't find the research that George is talking about,
and that's probably because it's not true. What
we can find is that 1,300 largely small newspapers closed in the past 15 years. To learn more about
the newspaper business in Southern Colorado, we spoke to George's arch rival, the publisher of
the only other publication in the West, or at least the only other one in the Valley.
other publication in the West, or at least the only other one in the Valley. Jordan Hedberg.
You are the editor of the... Owner and publisher. I could barely spell my own name. So the publisher of the Wet Mountain Tribune newspaper. Jordan and George aren't exactly best pals,
largely thanks to George's attacks on Jordan and his publication, we asked Jordan to give us a sense of the
competition in the local media market and for his overall thoughts on the Sentinel.
I think it's just lies. I mean, that's the problem with the Sentinel. I don't see the
media space as a zero-sum game. If somebody wants to have an openly conservative newspaper in this town, I think there's plenty of readers.
It doesn't really compete with me because we do just community news,
and we always have since 1883, so we've been here for a little while.
But I don't see it as a zero-sum game until you start lying about things
because you're in what you perceive to be a power struggle.
So that's the problem with the Sentinel.
There's no problem with the Sentinel.
There's no problem with the Sentinel overall,
other than that they like to tell lies to kind of justify their existence.
Jordan's take on the founding of the Sentinel,
whose logo prominently features a bald eagle on the cover,
if you hadn't quite picked up on the vibe yet, was a little different.
You know, they got started in their minds during the Tea Party movement to combat hyper-liberal newspaper, but they only labeled the Tribune that because they needed an enemy.
You know, they were very whipped up about Obama getting elected. And at the time,
there had been that Aurora shooting. And so the real reason they really got started was
when Colorado put a assault weapons
magazine ban into place. So you couldn't have anything that could fire more than 15 rounds
after the Aurora theater shooting, which was, I guess, 10 years ago this week.
So that was one of the big things that really got them started was what they felt like an attack on
weapons. But they did it in a community that's very pro-Second Amendment.
I mean, at the time, it was probably 60% Republican.
These days it's 50%, but still a majority.
Even the moderates and most Democrats probably have guns
and are okay with the idea of that.
But they had a much more militant style saying,
hey, we should be allowed to arm ourselves with whatever. But again, they still had to create a bunch of lies locally saying that,
you know, at the time it was the former owner that the Tribune was hyper
liberal, communist, you know, against guns, which wasn't the truth.
Gun rights and the threat of gun confiscation have been a constant source of profitable panic
for agitators on the right for decades now in west cliff there doesn't really seem to be much
controversy about guns people who want them have them and people who don't don't on my drive from
the airport to the ranch i stopped at a couple of stores, and I'd seen people lining up to buy magazines, guns, and other things that they'd worried about
the government banning, which seems a very odd reaction to a mass murder in your state.
But once I got to rural Colorado and past Manteek's gun room, there wasn't really any of
that. It was just some old dudes impining about the relative value of different big bore revolvers
and an SKS which had been entirely violated by someone's attempt to make it more modern. George, apparently,
had seen an earlier mass shooting in Aurora as an opportunity for the liberals and rhinos he so
loathed to take away his guns, and an opportunity for him to take a stand against them. He decided
to take a stand at a place where no one really disagreed with him,
and against a thing that wasn't really happening. But nonetheless, he decided to rally the troops
and hold, well, we'll let him describe what he held. gun laws, and one of them was the magazine limitation law.
And before, there was no limitation, and they passed laws that you can't buy any new magazines
with more than 15 rounds in it, but they all went to grandfathered.
Now, during the legislative session, as you remember, the whole state was up in arms about this.
I mean, there was demonstrations in Denver. I mean,
we were pissed off.
And the
SOBs passed it.
So,
Westcliff had
a July 4th parade that
we actually took over, the Sentinel
took over after a couple years.
And there's usually
maybe 25 30 floats in it uh entries you know things from goats to horses to who knows hold on
hold on george george let's dwell on that for a minute when i mentioned that i came down there
and then you had like five or 600 people in this parade,
I think it might have got glossed over.
How big are these towns to start with?
Because it's basically a combination of Silver Cliff and West Cliff, right?
Yeah, each town has about 500 people.
Out of 500 people, out of a total of a thousand people, I mean you can describe it, but describe that to the listeners for a little bit about what that parade looks like versus how many people are on the sidewalk. Yeah, yeah. So normally, in the Tea Party,
you had an entry,
and we usually had maybe
15, 20 people march down
with, you know,
gas and flags and stuff.
But those gun laws,
the magpies,
I mean, just energized
the Sentinel tremendously.
So we decided a couple of months
before July 4th
that we were going
to turn the Tea Party parade entrance into a Second Amendment protest entry. So we printed
up flyers and we inundated southern Colorado, every gunshot, pawn shop, everything with thousands of flyers come to the
Westwood July 4th thing and tell them what park to go to, which place to go to
and protest these BS laws and stuff like that. And so that morning, the parade starts at 10 o'clock.
We set up shop in front of the, we told the parade organizers that we might have some more people coming.
So we found a field where we could set up.
And we set up there and we had a couple extra, we had three or four extra guys there to check guns. We said, you know, you could bring long rifles, no magazines,
they gotta be clear,
shoulder carried only,
holstered pistols,
you know.
And we had a whole bunch
of people that checked
for safety
and stuff like that.
And so we had no idea
how many people
were gonna show up.
And normally,
there's 25 entries
and maybe 150 people
in the parade, maybe 200 total.
And all of a sudden, on Main Street where our field was, around 830, there was a traffic jam that went down like a mile both ways.
And people were turning into our parking lot field there and going nowhere else.
And they kept coming and coming and coming and coming.
This went on for an hour and a half.
The sheriffs were freaking out.
We had over 500 heavily armed citizens there that morning with about 25 military trucks, a deuce and a half jeeps.
We had a Korean War half-track there with a 50 cow on top.
Jordan, the Tribune publisher, saw things a little bit differently.
So right before the Sentinel got started, they were like, hey, we're going to advertise.
And they did it all across the state.
They said, bring your big black evil guns to Custer County.
And the problem is, you know, that was the issue.
It was, this is a family event.
And so ever since then, so what happened was in response,
the Republican town council and the Republican chamber of commerce all said,
we're not going to have a parade.
We can't have a bunch of randos showing up right after the Aurora theater shootings carrying massive amounts of
firepower. Even if you claim it's unloaded or whatever, we just can't have that for a family
event. And so the thing is, is they took out a permit and did the parade themselves.
So that's really how things, so 4th of July for them is sort of their anniversary every year.
They really consider that whole thing to be that way,
but that's really what happened.
And it's a conservative area.
There's no bravery marching assault rifles through Custer County.
Now, if they'd done it in downtown Denver where guns are banned,
or at least those types of guns,
at least you could say they had a backbone and stood for what they believed. Yeah, yeah you're taking a stand but it's not MLK going to Selma so the problem
with the Sentinel is the lies you know if they're just a conservative paper fine they're allowed to
have their opinion but they tend to tell lies constantly yeah George Hadd miraculously managed
to turn a mass murder into a sort of pseudo-victory parade for a culture war that he was fighting every day with his newspaper.
Soon enough, and largely thanks to this parade,
the culture war would be opening a whole new front on the tenacious Unicorn Ranch.
Of course, the Sentinel has opinions about the ranch, and trans folk in general.
When we arrived in Westcliff, Gareth and I grabbed a coffee at Peregrine Coffee Roasters,
long-term friends of the ranch and supporters of me staying up all night with Paul
and then up all day with Penny and Jay.
We also grabbed a copy of the Sentinel from the dispenser,
pulled up a chair, and started a live reading.
Even after a year of me being aware of their rhetoric,
it did not disappoint.
So I just searched the word gender on the Sentinels website.
We got an article on social emotional learning,
which is basically the right trying to rebrand
their critical race theory shit, but make it even broader.
And we do have an article
from january of last year called uh meet the gun-toting tenacious unicorns in happy valley
let's uh let's click on that and see what the sentinel has to say what is this what is this
guy's name the eric siegel yes high country new oh that's then what they've done they've just
played rice piece from high country news oh so they just stole this from somewhere else It's worth stopping here to point out that the Sentinel does this a lot. It's not clear
if they have permission or not, but they seem to dedicate at least half their print pages
to aggregating content that is mostly from the far right of the internet. Notable examples
include a really spectacularly racist piece on anti-material rifles, which we will not
read, and numerous far
right commentary sites which turn shreds of news into a thousand words of panic-wrangling opinion.
Anyway, let's see what they have to say about the pretty good article that Eric Siegel wrote
about the Unicorn Ranch for High Country News. Note, the Sentinel is predominantly featured in
this article. Negatively, of course. Hold on to your cowboy hats, fellow patriots. This is one wild ride.
For the first time ever, we are warning our readers
that the article below is very, very
disturbing. In many aspects, it may not
be appropriate for some folks or children.
Our apologies, but the citizens of this
wonderful county need to know how the county
has been portrayed.
Magnificent stuff.
I guess the article is kind of a...
It's a relatively positive article.
Yeah, so they do have an edit at the bottom
that the Sentinel wrote based on the article.
Well, folks, the veil has been lifted.
For those of you who haven't seen or experienced
left-wing fascism, here it is.
From Biden to Polis,
and all the way down to this hypocritical
bunch of hate-filled xenophobes.
They are all the same, filled with hate, paranoia, self-righteousness, intolerance, and the desire to rule and control, and obsessed with violence.
Their radical, narrow-minded view of the world and our rural community is the only allowable viewpoint.
All of a sudden, the citizens of Custer County are fascists and Nazis.
This fascist rhetoric that George, himself a transplant from outside the valley who has tried to transform local politics, is referring to, is what sparked off the confrontation that brought me, Aldo and Paul to the ranch last year.
Yeah, so that one wasn't even a parade. What it was was a protest on the 4th of July because during COVID they weren't doing any parade things.
Yeah.
So they just did this as a protest.
Right.
So they just did this as a protest.
Right.
And so the sheriff and everybody, I mean, you couldn't distinguish it from a Fourth of July parade, except there wasn't, I don't think the fire department and stuff took, you know,
the sheriff's office and the fire department didn't take part.
It was really a bunch of people on horses, marching, guns, stuff like that.
But the flags were a little more disturbing.
You know, most of the American flags were replaced with three percent flags or uh the thin blue line flags um there was a couple of
confederate flags always fun i still can't figure out yeah i still can't figure out the confederate
yeah yeah yeah long way south here yeah you know but there is that lost cause myth that does take
place here yes i'm sure and and it you know they'll say it that lost cause myth that does take place here. Yes, I'm sure.
And, you know, they'll say it's not a racist flag, but it absolutely is.
This was the parade the unicorns called out.
And this was what put them at the center of Gramlich's conspiracy-riddled hate machine.
Jordan gave us a little more insight into exactly who those fascist groups were.
The people that the Sentinel brought to town for their little protest parade george grimelick is a member of oath keepers we've been able to
confirm that through not only himself but thompson writers had a investigative reporter that um
confirmed that for us um so oath keepers is a big one three percent you'll see some of those shirts
around the two of them are kind of synonymous
none of it's super organized you know it's kind of like saying that uh antifa is super organized
it's it's very decent angry people the problem is is that they do write extreme things and i think
people like um myself and then you know definitely the unicorn ranch suffers um because they ha they
they can't really spread their message without an enemy.
And you were asking earlier how much influence do they have.
Not a lot.
They have about 800 subscriptions from what I can tell.
Some receipts accidentally got put in my box versus theirs.
Because we're the wet mound publishing company and they're the mountain publishing company.
Yes, I saw that.
The post office at all their glory occasionally give me a win.
But, you know, they're 800 to maybe 1,000 by their own numbers.
The Sentinel's stance on vaccines will definitely not shock you
considering everything else we've said about George and the Sentinel thus far.
So this comes from marketticker.org.
Effectiveness of primary infection against severe, critical, or fatal COVID-19.
Reinfection was 97.3%.
Irrespective of the variant of primary infection or reinfection and with no evidence for waning.
Similar results can be found in subgroup analyses for those less than 50 years of age.
Got it? No? Let me explain it.
If you got COVID-19 and lived, you are more than 97% certain,
with a very narrow confidence band,
protected against a severe or fatal,
either in hospital or dead, second infection,
even though coronaviruses always mutate.
I'm just going to check really quickly if that's what they're saying.
Normally, yeah, they've quoted this sort of out of context uh and there
is no evidence of protection ever goes away that is not what the quote says uh if you look at the
jab i think you get the picture it's pseudoscience babble transphobia and general boomer anti-wokeism
oh there's a piece here i've said it's about the you know the u.s army is really
struggling to recruit right now right imagine you're an 18 year old white christian male in
georgia with a family history of military service as you progress through your teen years you watch
confederate statues being torn down and military bases being renamed endless media and elitist
demonization of your culture is racist and deplorable and backwards and military and
civilian leadership that thinks diversity and inclusion i.e fewer white men is the best thing So that's why a great deal of trust and confidence in the military dropping 70% in 2018 to 45% today.
So that's why no one wants to do it in the military, because we're not doing enough
confederacy. Wow, there's a whole piece on how to protect your wealth by... Oh, wow, no,
there's a whole section of this called the Second Amendment Corner. Okay, interesting.
So there's a picture here of a bunch of ATF agents, obviously armed and in plate carriers and a pride flag. And this is a joke. This is a funny, uh, and it says corporate wants
you to find the difference between this picture and this picture. And then it says they're the
same picture. So I guess, um, the ATF are out there enforcing, uh, pride. The little meme comic
that we'd seen was frankly bizarre. The two pictures on this comic were an ATF visit.
This particular ATF visit got hyped up all over the right wing media as a raid, a gun grab, etc, etc.
In fact, what happened was a dude purchased a lot of guns and the ATF came by to check if he had sold any of them.
It's not routine, but it's not super uncommon either.
Anyway, on one side was a photo of the ATF agents in plate carriers with rifles,
and on the other was a pride flag, because apparently in Custer County, the existence
of queer people is a similar oppression to the people who did Waco coming to your door.
Jordan has also noted this turn in the rhetoric of the Sentinel. For two years, their sole purpose
was to rail against COVID restrictions. Now, with many of those gone, along with 22 people from the
county where the average age is 60, they've pivoted to culture war topics when election fraud and COVID don't seem to have
stuck. Now it's just, we're against, um, it was all, you know, the big life, the election was
stolen, critical race theory, even though it's a bunch of crap. Um, and unfortunately, you know,
the unicorn ranch, if there's, if there's in the past, it was more against anybody that was gay,
but there's not many of those in the community anymore
because they kind of got run out.
From the Sentinel, you were saying?
It just conservatives in general really were hostile.
Yeah, I mean, it's been definitely a shift
from people to trans people.
But now it's, you know, totally on the trans.
And again, it kind of fights back against the conservative
upbringing that I had, which was, as long as you're not interfering with me,
then there's really no conflict. We've talked about queer exterminationist rhetoric before,
and it's very evident that what we are seeing here is a version of that. Fortunately,
George doesn't seem to have stuck the landing, but it doesn't mean that this stuff isn't dangerous.
It goes without saying that the unicorns weren't trying to trans anyone's gender from their ranch,
they were just trying to be left alone. It's not their actions that people disagreed with,
it's their mere existence. And sadly, while the attack on the ranch might have failed,
other attacks on queer folks haven't.
And that makes havens like the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch even more important today.
Next episode, we're going to talk about what brought people to the ranch and how to make a queer home in rural America. Welcome. I'm Danny Thrill.
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The ranch in July 2022 is a very different place to the one I visited in March of 2021.
For one thing, it's not so cold that my water
bottle freezes every night, but more notably, there's less tension in the air and no one's
wearing a plate carrier. Not everyone who was there for the siege stayed. Some of them had
only been visiting, or they'd found other places to live since then, but Penny, Kat, Jen and Jay
have been constant on the ranch since 2020.
Something I've struggled with so far is giving a sense of just what a welcoming and friendly place the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is.
It's a thing I haven't really stopped thinking about since I first visited, and a thing that a lot of folks have been looking for for a very long time.
time. Even in the worst times of the siege, when Penny and Jay barely slept, when Aldo was out running off chud with guns, or when Paul and I were sat up all night absolutely destroying the
Costco snack melange that Penny had prepared for us, people always seemed to be laughing.
When we sat down to talk about the siege, we started off by laughing. It's a difficult topic
and it was a scary time, but I guess it's easier to laugh about it a year later when you know everyone's okay.
Well, let's go over everyone's legal names, date of birth, social security number, maybe
your four digit… what?
Firearm zone, legally or otherwise.
Yeah, list of fears, that sort of thing.
Any kinks?
Lots.
We'll run past 45 minutes.
I've already listed k kings like don't have but we don't want this to be just a story
about the worst week the ranch ever had we want it to be a story about a community that overcame
adversity and is thriving that community extends way beyond the dome which unicorns call home
and even beyond the valley that they live in. But we should start with that
valley. Because even at the peak of the siege, it seems like most people were on the unicorn's side.
Or at least, they just wanted to leave them alone. It was because of warnings from other
people in the valley that they knew to patrol their perimeter at night. Had they not been there,
this might be a very different story.
A year later, everyone in the valley values the unicorns being there.
During the few days we spent there this summer, we visited neighbours for drinks,
we went into town for donuts and coffee, and dropped in on Jordan, the Tribune publisher,
at his ranch. It's not that there's unicorns of pariahs sitting up in their house surrounded by guns and afraid of what's coming next. They're active members of the community and they're very welcome.
There was a time when this community wasn't as friendly to queer people,
but they've always been here. I spoke to Penny about this last year while we drove to the
recycling center in the next county to recycle wetless cans. Yeah, like we're doing the same
thing y'all are doing. Like you should not pick up on that. Not to mention also that like there next county to recycle wet lift cans. We didn't get kowtowed and fucking bent over and told to shut up our whole life.
So we're definitely like, fuck, you were queer.
And they don't like that.
I get it.
That makes good old boys uncomfortable, and I get it.
Also, fuck you.
Yeah, no, we're going to be who we are, live in the way we want to.
Look, if you can hang two Trump flags and a Confederate flag from the back of your truck
and drive down Main Street screaming fucking horrible, hateful things
and feel perfectly justified in doing that, I'm going to just be queer.
Like, I'm going to go ahead and be as loud as I want to be.
Like, obviously you think it's okay to have personal expression.
Yeah. That's freedom of speech right there. Right. Like, obviously you think it's okay to have personal expression. Yeah.
That's freedom of speech right there.
Right?
You really, really think it's okay.
So I'm going to go ahead and take you up on that.
It's weird.
They have this, like, I don't know,
some kind of, like, don't ask, don't tell.
Yeah.
Well, that's what they keep saying to us, right?
It's like, well, you don't have to be in our face about it.
I'm like, motherfucker, I'm just living.
Like, I'm not, like, you know, I'm not coming into your home and humping your couch like i'm just being alive like it can be easy especially if you only connect with rural places through the
media to see cities as queer spaces and the countryside is unfriendly to queer people
well politics in rural america can be pretty bad it's never really been true that queer people. While politics in rural America can be pretty bad, it's never really
been true that queer people don't belong there. The Unicorns pointed this out.
Historically, if you know anything about history, like country spaces are queer fucking spaces.
Like we're the ones out here doing the actual work while fucking old fucking cis white men
just collect money from doing shitty ranching that damages animals,
damages the earth and fucking does not build community or help anybody but themselves.
We are integration into country spaces is so fucking important because we
bring heart and empathy and all these things that,
that capitalism is stripped out of these areas.
We,
we bring that back and we've always fucking been here like fuck off
real cowboys were constantly
fucking constantly
they fucked a lot
each other and they were mostly
like black and brown people yeah
yeah it wasn't white the west was not
white and by the way
like we have said this before
and we'll say it again nature is inherently
queer and we fucking belong here like we have said this before and we'll say it again. Nature is inherently queer and we fucking belong here.
Like we fucking belong wherever the fuck we go.
Like that is a queer space.
There is no like hard line that country spaces are for cis people.
Fuck that.
Like we belong here.
We've always been here and we're really good at it.
After the siege and its coverage coverage everyone knows that the unicorns
are low-tier queer icons but they're only part of the local queer community and they have other
folks over for game nights once a week they told us one story about pride month in westcliff this
year and thankfully it didn't involve the atf there was a really adorable uh during pride month
we went to family dollar uh which is is one of the few stores in town.
And I guess we were talking to the manager
who was checking us out.
And he mentioned, oh yeah, I have a gay and a trans
working here.
I love y'all.
And it was a little embarrassing,
but the heart was there.
It was very heartfelt.
You just outed two of your employees.
I mean, you didn't say who.
But the point is, even Family Dollar in middle of nowhere, Westcliff, has two queer employees.
We're everywhere.
Queer people had always been in the Valley, but it had become harder to share who they were with their neighbors in recent decades.
They never stopped existing, but they stopped being safe.
We're connecting with a lot of queer people that have lived here for a long time.
Yeah, the fact that a community is so hostile that their queer community has to be closeted
does not mean that the queer community isn't here.
It just means that a lot of assholes
are here. Don't Ask, Don't Tell, an institutional version of closeting, is something that Penny is
very familiar with. She was in the army as a cavalry scout while the policy was still in place.
If you're not familiar, Don't Ask, Don't Tell was a military policy that was in place
from 1994 until 2011. Under the policy, anyone who wasn't
straight was to remain in the closet, and in theory, they were protected from discrimination.
But if they came out as gay or bi or trans or otherwise queer, they could be discharged.
Queer people were not even allowed to talk about anything related to their queerness,
because doing so, quote, would create
an unacceptable risk to the high standards of morale, good order and discipline and unit cohesion
that are the essence of military capability. Don't ask Othello the fucked up policy. Like,
I had a boyfriend and a girlfriend when I was in the military. And I definitely was like,
this is my best friend oh I don't
know it was really really damaging it was just really really damaging to like
a hundred percent not be able to be yourself but then also like be able to
leave post and have a secret life where you were yourself,
you know, like, and then when you go out with the guys, like there's always those weird
moments where you like do run into other gay locals that you have like known and like
you've had deep conversations with in other contexts and just have to be like, no, like
don't, don't talk to me.
Like we don't know
each other um which is i'm sure damaging for them you know like that can't be fucking normal like
i don't know that's weird and then on the throw on top of that that you're also a girl
like you know what i mean like so you're pretending to be a gay man who's straight sometimes around certain people um but really you're a gay you're
a bisexual woman um pre-surgery and with the wrong um hormones and so it just ends up being a soup of
just like compartmentalization to the point where you just like forget people.
And then they show back up and you're like, oh, yeah, like you're from this quadrant of my life.
Like, I don't know. It's not healthy.
It doesn't do good things.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell had pretty devastating consequences for the mental health of thousands of service people,
the National Transgender Discrimination Survey found that 20% of trans people have served in the military, over twice the rate of cisgender people. But until very recently, they weren't
even allowed to do so openly. Not being able to be yourself with people that you're expected to
risk your life for isn't really conductive to good morale,
or indeed, quote, the unit cohesion that is the essence of military capability.
There's no doubt that being familiar with guns, something they gained from military experience,
did help the unicorns. But it's not the only thing that helped them. Sometimes, especially on
Twitter, where things seem to get reduced to simple terms to fit into the discourse of the day, unicorns. But it's not the only thing that helped them. Sometimes, especially on Twitter where
things seem to get reduced to simple terms to fit into the discourse of the day, the Tenacious
Unicorn Ranch story has been reduced to a story about guns. Undoubtedly, guns are a part of the
story, but they would have been useless without community and solidarity. That is something that
the unicorns at the ranch have taken to heart.
A year later, they're doing mutual aid work with the Lakota people on the Pine Ridge Reservation,
driving truckloads of donations to them every few months, and using their internet presence
to get donations. If we want to look at this story as an example of anarchism in action,
then it's important to remember that if we want a world
where the state is not the only entity with the ability to do violence, then we should also want
a world where it's not the only entity responsible for caring for people with unmet material needs.
Alongside ranch work, Penny and Jay also make ends meet by working construction jobs on local
buildings, something that George from the Sentinel
is very proud of, and that other local residents are beginning to regret, is that Custer County
doesn't have a building code. Here's a snippet of his conversation with TL about that.
And one example, TL, is that this county is so free, we don't even have building codes.
If you want to live here, you can build yourself a shack with twigs and live in it.
You know, that's the way it is here in my little burg in Texas, too.
Yeah, so...
Do you really need them?
Do you really need them?
I mean, that's something I think should be attacked in other ways, but go ahead. But that's one of the things that make Custer County and one of the reasons I moved to this one.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, building goals basically cause housing prices to become unreachable for the middle class. The problem with this conservative utopian vision
is that it has resulted in a lot of residents
getting ripped off by less than upstanding builders
and now left with their homes falling apart.
That's where Penny and Jay can step in
and make a decent side income
drywalling and finishing buildings that,
while often are not very
old are already crumbling like we've always said um this community is 99 awesome um and that has
held true we uh we do contracting work because there are no um building codes in Custer County, as opposed to what the libertarian ideal of no
building codes is. It actually just means that there's a bunch of shoddy houses that need repaired
constantly. And we have construction skills. So we're in people's homes, repairing them
and doing work for the actual people of the county daily. We frequent businesses up here
because we're all about local support. We build community. Gleefully, we build community. We
really enjoy it up here. The community now is a little smaller than when James first visited.
Currently, five people live at the ranch full-time, but they still have a couple of
trailers open to trans folks in need of a safe place to stay, or, you know, visiting journalists.
Looking for a safe place to stay is how Jay first came to the ranch. Like a lot of us,
she had a difficult time at the start of the pandemic. The world was changing, and it seemed,
in May of 2020 2020 that America was as
well. For a lot of people with less progressive parents, the BLM uprising presented a difficult
choice between family and community. Jay was one of those people that had to face that choice.
So, basically, I was living in Dallas, working retail, living in my car when the pandemic started.
And so I was furloughed.
Luckily, Texas is actually surprisingly good about unemployment.
So I, you know, had that.
unemployment so i you know had that um was my parents are retired from the military around there and when the blm uprisings happened uh i participated you know did some things
and basically my parents were like uh you either can stay here or and not be associated with antifa or you know you you
can't stay here if you're associated with antifa and so i was like okay i'm i guess i'm leaving
then which is fine um there was a lot of tension there anyways uh wasn't good for me so um i because of the unemployment i was like okay i
you know for once have some resources i can just kind of you know i'm already living in my car
i can just kind of travel around for a bit why not and um i think i just posted on twitter like
trans commune win you know as as probably most queer people have.
And one of my permaculture mutuals actually was like, hey, have you heard of this place?
It's not far from you.
And posted a link to, I think it was the Vice article.
Yeah.
And I sent a message with a bunch of questions about it and making sure it wasn't, you know, like
transmedicalists or anything like that, which is always like what you want to see when somebody
contacts the ranch about coming up.
I way prefer an in-depth breakdown and a lot of questions to I'll just show up and figure
it out.
In case you're not familiar with what a transmedicalist is, we'll let Paul ask that question for you.
And we're going to play this not to make Paul look bad. We're playing it for you because I
think it's important to see what kind of space the ranch is. It's not one where you can't get
things wrong. It's one where you can ask if you don't know something. And because everyone there
had shown that they were willing to risk life and limb for one another they assume that you're asking it because you care about them and you want to know how to
say things in a way that won't hurt anyone what the fuck is a trans medicalist someone who thinks
that so primarily oh well so this is does not describe any of us but a trans medicalist is
someone who uh first and foremost thinks that all
trans people should be on hormones all
trans people should have surgery all trans people
should strive towards or yeah
and they don't believe in
yeah and they don't believe in anything but the gender
binary as well like basically if you
don't want to
transition directly from like
a male to a female or
whatever to a male like you're or directly from a female to a male
like you're not
a real trans person
they think
those trans people are making it worse
for other trans people
you're not allowed to be non-binary
so like
that was my next question
are non-binary people
they think they're faking
do they say they're not trans and yes yeah different group yeah they often call
them trans trenders because it's like a popularity contest they think okay so yeah okay sorry yeah
and those people suck jay has found a home at the ranch now and just like everyone else there
she's a part of the family which takes care of one another.
It was actually really funny because Jay showed up and
the assumption I thought was that you're just going to stay
for a little bit and then you just didn't leave and it was great.
Yeah.
It wasn't a problem. It was like, oh, it's Jay's thing.
It was very natural.
This is exactly what a lot of
queer people talk about online.
Well, and Jay brought
a passion that we hadn't seen with a lot of people that had
come up a lot of people had come up with this like yeah we'll just see what it is or whatever
but jay came up with like knowledge about theory and like had studied and was really like
conscientiously a part of this project um which was huge i mean mean, for me, like part of what Jay has been able to help with
is organizing the moving of animals to different pastures. James was at the ranch last year when
they were replacing their old fence and planning out their fields. Tear down this ratty ass fence
and this back fence here as we build the new kind of structure for the girls out in that field
when we're doing the fence heightening so it's not only security increase but we're also
we'll fence off the driveway and then the girls watch the babies and mamas will actually get
access all the way down the driveway and up this hill a little bit.
Hey, babies, come on.
And, yeah, we'll just structure our fields a little bit better.
And then the girls will have two pastures, which is kind of huge.
Which we can rotate them into.
Nice.
And then we can start actual permaculture.
Or is it permaculture?
I mean, in this this context it's like
regenerative agriculture thank you that's what i was looking for you know you can also like
permaculture people do it too you know yeah but but what we're doing is we're
it's both really we'll be doing both okay yeah so you can use either jays are experts so okay
there's definitely an industry like oh regenerative agriculture is the new thing
and but it's still capitalism and it's still exploitative.
But there are also people doing real regenerative agriculture.
Talking with Jay, it's very evident just how passionate they are about these topics and how things like biodiversity and regenerative and permaculture processes tie into many aspects of the ranch itself.
The capitalist project is homogenization and simplification.
The entire goal is things like monocrops.
The entire goal is the gender binary and controlling the reproduction of labor.
Controlling cis women and queer gender expression is a big part of that.
You can't have those things and have a capitalist
white supremacist environment where you can extract from the earth and from labor that is
such a key component of this whole like you know western project or whatever you want to call it
and nature doesn't care nature is queer nature like nature just exists fungi have thousands of sexes and genders yeah and that's fine in fact
that's mandatory in fact like the part of the point of nature is biodiversity because that is
the most effective method for actually iterating and testing what works and surviving and surviving
yeah and and we're bimodal by the way not binary like and you know if you need to look that up you
can go ahead and do that yeah and permaculture in particular uh you know some one big problem
with permaculture is there's a lot of white people who uh use the practices and don't
acknowledge that it all comes from indigenous cultures it all comes from indigenous lifeways
and they make a lot of money by not saying that not you know so that's important to address uh
permaculture has its you know value but if you're not learning from indigenous people and giving
back to indigenous people you're doing it wrong just because the immediate threat of armed men
breaking into the ranch has gone away it doesn't mean that they still don't have to be careful
in april of 2021 after the siege was over the the then-sheriff Shannon Byerly claimed that
one of his deputies went to the ranch to ask questions about a road traffic accident
that one of the ranchers had been involved in. He claimed the deputy was met by armed and
uncooperative ranchers who barred the deputy from entering. Body cam video obtained by Reuters, thanks to a
Public Records Act request, shows nothing of the sorts. The deputy met a single person,
not visibly armed, who was polite and courteous. In subsequent interviews, Byerly acknowledged
that he had been mistaken in his account. But we'll let you hear Jay's account of the events
that day. So my Chevy Blazer had been sitting over the winter.
Um,
it had a bad alternator and I finally,
like we finally got,
you know,
the money together,
fixed to replace the alternator.
Um,
looked it over.
Everything seemed fine.
Um,
and I was going back to Texas to grab some stuff and bring it back.
And went around a apparently black ice corner.
And I'm pretty sure what happened was my tire popped around.
Like, I was only going like 35, 40 because, you know, there's ice.
It's still early in the morning.
Yeah, it was like four or five
o'clock in the morning or something like that and i'm pretty sure what happened was my tire popped
and then my blazer proceeded to tumble uh you know you had a rollover flip rollover yeah into the uh
luckily not a ditch or anything just on the left the the South left side of the road. And so I called Penny and got picked up.
Yeah.
We take care of our own.
We're not going to call the cops.
It was,
it only was you.
No reason.
And,
and then I was like,
okay,
let me look at towing around the area.
Let me see.
And the towing,
the local towing company,
which is just like a small family owned one guy one guy basically
um they on their facebook like business page they said they opened at like nine or ten or something
like that so i was like okay so i'm it's gonna be on the side of the road until then that's fine
i'll call and i'm gonna go to sleep until then Cause I was just in a rollover accident. Probably concussed. Like,
yeah,
probably whiplashed.
Yeah.
Totally.
And then,
so I was in my trailer and I suddenly in my PJs and suddenly get a call from
dispatch and they're like,
there's a deputy at your gate.
You know,
can you go blah,
blah,
blah.
So I was like,
okay,
I take,
took a vehicle down in your PJs and my PJs. I didn't, okay. I took a vehicle down. In your PJs.
In my PJs.
Unarmed.
I didn't have a pistol in the car or on me.
And I basically just, you know, as you do with cops, as any sane human does, answer to the extent that you're legally required to.
Be polite.
But also, like, I'm not going to invite you on.
I'm not going to be your friend.
You don't need to be.
You're not my friend.
Yeah.
Um,
but you answered the office and he,
he,
he,
you know,
he did the usual,
like,
you know,
where you,
where you're drinking.
And I was like,
it's like five o'clock in the morning.
Like it's like six o'clock right now.
Like I was going back,
I was driving back to Texas to pick up stuff.
I was starting a road trip.
That's not when you get blitzed.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And so he gave me his card and left.
And I was like, okay, that's fine.
That was weird.
And it was weird to me, too, that they apparently have some kind of relationship with this towing guy where,
cause they didn't even ask me like,
Hey,
do you want it to this place?
Yeah.
Um,
they just towed it before they even con contact.
Yeah.
And so either you bring the title over to sign it over to the towing
person,
or you pay him like four or $500 out here to bring it back here.
So that's what actually happened.
But then for some reason,
the local sheriff started telling a very different account of what took place
outside the unicorns driveway.
So that was the start.
That was the actual incident then by early the sheriff started
getting interviewed and in those interviews he would say they there was six of them they met us
at the gate armed were extremely hostile to the point where my my sheriff felt my deputy felt
fear for his life and had to retreat back we don't know he might have felt fear for his life and had to retreat back. He might've felt fear for his life.
But he also said,
we don't go there anymore.
But he said on record,
we don't go there anymore because it's too scary.
Oh my God.
And so that is setting us up to be killed.
That is setting us up to be marked by police.
It's like,
you know,
this is Kiwi farm says this all the time.
Yeah, this is Tranny Waco.
Yeah. And that is the setup for it to become that.
And so because then now all of his deputies are just ready to shoot us on sight because we're dangerous.
A reporter from Reuters was looking into the incident and heard the conflicting stories from the sheriff and the unicorns.
But she thought of an easy fix to definitively know what happened.
She just FOIA'd the body cam footage,
which proved unequivocally that they were lying their fucking ass off,
and we were telling the truth.
And Byerly retired this year.
I don't know if...
Well, and when she FOIA'd it, she went back oh god yeah and byerly
was like can i remove my comments from because she she asked she she like i don't know if it
was a follow-up interview do you have any additional comments and his additional comments
were can you please remove my my previous statements from the record i think she said no
and she emphatically said no and then published it internationally.
This wasn't the first suspect incident
regarding the local sheriffs.
When Paul was at the ranch
in the immediate aftermath of the original siege,
he witnessed cops hanging out with a group of people
who were actively harassing the ranch.
I was here for a week.
And at one point,
there was like 15 to 20 cars at Chud Ranch, which it's up to you to release that location.
Right.
We just call it Chud Ranch.
Yep.
But it's visible from here.
You can see it from the ranch.
You can see it from here.
And there were two sheriff's deputies sitting at the curb the entire time as those cars pulled in there.
Yep.
They were protecting our harassers.
Yeah, well, they were sitting there side by side talking to each other while the cars pulled in there.
You probably have said this before, and I just didn't remember.
Yeah, I mean, it must have been 20 of them.
So the other end of that is then when it got publicized, the sheriff then said, oh, we don't know anything about it.
Like, they didn't contact us.
We didn't.
They couldn't verify the statements made in the media about threats against the ranch.
Exactly.
These were just hanging out at the fascist.
Well, and they were super snooty about it.
They made it sound like, well, the United States Unicorn Ranch clearly doesn't want to be part of our community.
So why would we help them?
That seemed to be the implication.
Sheriff Byerly, who spoke at a 2015 Oath Keepers rally, has since resigned as sheriff.
But for understandable reasons, the unicorns still don't dial 911 when they feel in danger.
Instead, they reach out to Paul, to Aldo, and a network of community members who helped with their security both online and on the ground.
They also routinely train with firearms, and have added a much more serious fence to the property than the one that the intruders climbed over in 2021.
Right after James and I's most recent visit this past summer, Kiwi Farms started being in the news a lot more due to a campaign attempting to take it down.
But as the hate forum entered the discourse again,
the unicorns had started noticing cars driving past the ranch repeatedly,
something that Paul, Aldo, and James observed during the siege.
And now in just the past few weeks,
trans people have been killed in a nightclub
just an hour away from their house, just a few miles away from the bar where we met them this
past summer to celebrate Jay's birthday. Tomorrow, we'll talk about what those
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On our drive down from Denver to Westcliff, we were first going to meet up with the unicorns
in Colorado Springs for a little birthday dinner. James and I arrived a few hours
early, so I had the bright idea to stop at the headquarters of the evangelical media organization
Focus on the Family. I hadn't been there since I was a little Christian kid, so I was curious what
it would be like for me to walk through now. What was it like walking through their little headquarters and welcome center?
What were the general vibes?
That was fucking bonkers.
So we went in initially and we've gone into the bookshop
and I found a book that told me that Holding Hands is foreplay
that was called is foreplay.
That was called Sex in Marriage.
I've seen a book with a pink triangle on the cover that is about LGBTQ people,
which is deeply troubling.
Well, it's about men struggling with their sexual identity.
I see, yeah. And the way to stop that struggling is genocide.
Queer eliminationist rhetoric hasn't just been confined to Christian bookstores or the internet. In November of 2022, it once again became very
clear how this kind of nonstop 24-7 hate speech being beamed into everyone's homes impacts them.
On the eve of Transgender Day of Remembrance, as Club Q, a gay bar in Colorado Springs, was preparing for an all-ages drag show, a 22-year-old shooter walked in and killed five people, leaving 25 more injured.
The shooter was ultimately tackled and pistol-whipped by a U.S. Army veteran, Richard Fierro, and stomped in the face by an unidentified trans woman.
A few days after the Club Q shooting on so-called Thanksgiving, the focus on the family headquarters
was defaced, leaving behind a graffiti message pointing out the organization's culpability from
pioneering the kind of gay exterminationist propaganda that the modern
conservative right is embracing. The message left on the property that James and I visited
just a few months prior read, quote, their blood is on your hands. Five lives taken.
Way back in 2020, I put together a Behind the the bastards on focus on the family and their
founder james dobson and i've covered focus on the family's increase in anti-trans propaganda
earlier this year on this very show after the graffiti was left on their headquarters on
thanksgiving a statement was released by the colorado's Press, and I'm going to read a few parts of that.
Quote,
It is no accident that the Club Q shooting happened in Colorado Springs,
a city steeped in homophobia, transphobia, and white supremacy.
It is no surprise that somebody did this in the city that is home to such a hateful organization
as Focus on the Family. If you
visit their website, you will see them eagerly display their desire to rid the world of all
queer people. It is important to us that you understand why Focus on the Family must be held
accountable for the ramifications of their hateful theology. You have likely seen the onslaught of anti-trans legislation,
of which Focus on the Family is a huge proponent, both in funding and propaganda.
Focus on the Family's goal is to eradicate queerness. Unquote.
Two of the five people killed in the Club Q shooting were trans people, and in the days
after the attack, figures on the right
continued to call for attacks on trans people and drag queens, using their familiar language of
groomers and grooming, while of course completely ignoring multiple figures within their own midst
who have very well-documented relationships with people convicted or suspected of sex crimes.
But obviously, evidence or logic doesn't really
make a difference in these types of situations. What's happened is that a handful of figures on
the right have decided that they can gain power, influence, and money by whipping up hatred towards
queer people. With this hate has come an uptick in violence, and this only makes queer havens like the Tenacious Unicorn
Ranch more important. Last month in Tulsa, Oklahoma, after a donut shop hosted a drag queen
and queer art event, a man in a mega hat smashed the windows of the store with a baseball bat
and threw in a Molotov cocktail. The attacker also taped a note with Bible verses and homophobic and transphobic slurs
on the window of a neighboring shop. This wasn't the first time the store had been targeted,
and this attack happened a day before the shop was set to host another drag art event.
On December 3rd, a right-wing activist and former U.S. Army Psychological Operations Officer, claimed on Facebook that
God had caused a power outage in Moore County, North Carolina, in an effort to shut down a
drag show that was currently taking place in a local theater. Earlier that same day,
a holiday-themed drag show in Columbus, Ohio, hosted by a Unitarian Universalist church, was cancelled due to threats
and protests outside by Proud Boys, Patriot Front, and a number of unidentified armed men in camo.
Patriot Front chanted, blood, liberty, and victory, while the Proud Boys chanted,
feds, feds, feds, back at them.
the Proud Boys chanted feds, feds, feds back at them. Despite their disagreements, the two groups seemed perfectly fine working together to shut down the drag event. The Nazi
group White Lives Matter Ohio was set up a few blocks away in their skull masks and were
siegheiling to drivers passing by. After it became clear the drag show was not going to take place,
the groups moved to a busier, more visible street to wave their groomer signs. A few dozen Patriot Front members stood
chanting outside of a Chipotle as a Christian Dominionist flag flew behind them.
On December 7th, someone fired a gun through the window of a bar in Renton, Washington,
after threats against the bar were posted online for hosting a drag queen story time.
posted online for hosting a Drag Queen Storytime. Just a few days ago, on December 13th, the FBI designated extremist militia group named This Is Texas Freedom Force showed up armed with guns
outside of a Christmas-themed drag show in San Antonio, Texas. Other right-wing groups like the
San Antonio Family Association and the Fascist Patriot Front also had members present.
By the end, the crowd protesting the drag show was greatly outnumbered by people showing up to support and defend the queer event, some of whom also showed up armed. streets. Our streets. When trans lives are under attack, what do we do? Stand up, fight back.
When trans lives are under attack, what do we do? Stand up, fight back.
Something that was mentioned across the multiple interviews we did while visiting the ranch
is the idea of microcosm and macrocosm. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch story and the threats
of violence that they have faced really does embody a microcosm version of the transphobic and queer eliminationist rhetoric and genocide campaign that the country as a whole is experiencing.
It's just that this local manifestation of it happened to be on an alpaca farm, as odd as that may be.
Apparently kind of funny.
And then the way they run with their head all the way down to the ground.
Yeah, they're impracticalities.
Yep, little camels.
They're animals straight out of a Ghibli film, you know.
They really are, yeah.
Designed by Kimiki. They have the same out of a Ghibli film, you know. They really are, yeah. Designed like a Mickey.
They have the same amount of magic.
Yeah, just driving up here, seeing them.
Yeah, I was like, wow.
Right?
You do inspire that.
Yeah.
They are like unicorns.
They're like mythical.
Yeah, they're just kind of like, wow, is this real?
It's like a fucking Tauntaun.
What's going on here?
They just look so snuggable.
I just want to snuggle them.
The way they walk like that,
they're like,
here I come.
Yeah.
When they do a trot,
like in their head,
it's kind of funny.
This is Clownface.
He's an asshole,
but he's a really good dad.
Yeah.
For this last episode of the series,
we want to give you a sense of what regular life is like at the ranch,
now that it's been almost two years since the siege,
and people have had time to process, grow, and adapt.
One thing that's growing is the number of alpacas.
We have 196.
180? 196, something like that? With the recent Kriyaspacas we have 196 196 something like that with the with the recent
korea's born we have 196 so about 196 alpaca um let's talk a little bit about alpaca because i
think they're interesting right um you came into most 10 alpaca, but it was like a rescue
purchase. The only way that we could get them to give them up as if we paid money for them,
but they were like, they needed new homes. That was all from really lovely people. It was just
like, these weren't alpaca they wanted. Um, and then we learned really quickly that there is a that there's a
problem in america with alpaca ranchers aging out of being able to take care of these really
massive herds that they've built and either euthanizing or splitting up herds which is
both things are not great for the health of the alpaca uh especially euthanizing
documented that ends that story uh but so we found really quickly that there is a
uh as a rescue we were able to help more animals and afford animals you know like
uh because and because we were on the acreage that we're on we could take in
entire herds and not break them up which is a big deal um and so our first intake of rescues
was 76 alpaca from a really great couple in horsetooth that was retiring uh really great animals hardy uh really quality fiber
and we just kind of have been with that model ever since as a rescue and the way you you are
like sustainable as a ranch is in addition to working outside is selling the fiber right the
fiber from the animals yeah both sheep and the al alpaca provide fiber that we then turn into.
Really, what we do is turn it into yarn and then sell the yarn.
We've never needed to go beyond that because we've always sold out of our yarn almost immediately.
Speaking of sheep, here is a nice little clip of James fawning over some of the door sets.
There's a deer.
Nice looking sheep.
They're all baby dorsets. What are you doing, loves?
And there's some of them that are mixed with,
I remember with the black face.
Scotch black face?
Yeah.
They're a really lovely mix.
Yeah, that's a nice combination
actually. Pretty rugged sheep. Nice and big and just rugged, like they put up with everything.
Yeah. You can see their coats are just like bread, like they're just... Yeah, doughy,
yeah. I love it. Yeah, the Dorsets have like a nice thick fleece, and they're like wool
fleece on the head and the neck. Yeah, and they make really good, we mixed it with our
alpaca yarn this year
and it's a wonderful yarn it's really rough thinking that there's people that are just like
fucking alpaca farmers what's gone wrong in your life that you're so angry at someone for looking
after these floofy animals yeah like the big thing was there was that moment where like they had the nazi parade in town
and that's what really like we called them out on it and that's what started the animosity
but like it was a parade of nazis like i don't like i don't feel bad like you know what i mean
yeah it's weird that they took it to the level of oh yeah well we're gonna burn down your house and kill you all that'll show you yeah it's like yeah it'll
show us that you're nazis in our conversation with jordan from the tribune as somebody who was born
and raised in this area he gave us his perspective on why people may have thought they could get
away with attacking the ranch and how there has been this cultural shift in recent years
to allow this kind of reactionary militancy. You know, again, I don't think it was anything
super organized other than a bunch of these individuals that had already been sort of
organized deciding to do something really stupid.
Yeah, incredibly stupid.
And knowing that the sheriff and a lot of other people
wouldn't take it that seriously.
That's what I wondered.
Yeah, they thought they could get away with it.
And has there been a history of that?
Like, have they done, has that sort of thing happened in the Valley?
In the past, I mean, there's been plenty of just, as I said,
but usually that stuff wasn't condoned,
so eventually they get caught.
You mean in terms of pressuring gay people out?
Or minorities.
In the past, there was always some of those types of things,
but it also wasn't condoned or even excused,
even against most, if it came out,
then those people were shunned and shamed, even by Republicans.
But these days, it's much more like, well, we'll look the other way, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Now it's tipped the other direction.
Thankfully, so far, the efforts of these few individuals
to harm or pressure the unicorns out of the community
have unequivocally failed,
and in some ways, just made stronger bonds.
Yeah, they wanted you to leave.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean mean all of it was
designed to make you so afraid you would go away yeah yeah like yeah terrorism
terrorism yeah and that hasn't happened right so you're where a year and change
near a year and a half almost yeah two two two years in this location yeah two two years and
change and a year plus plus since the harassment.
And how are things now?
Great.
I think at this point, people legitimately love us, like locals.
Yeah, people call us the unicorns and everybody knows who we are.
And not in a bad way.
Like, it's really, we feel at home here.
Because of the timing of their initial move over to Westcliff, it made local community building kind of challenging.
And little did they know that they would crucially need community and support in the months to come.
So because it was during the pandemic and everything was on on lockdown we didn't establish a lot of community
we uh um annie moved in uh who was somebody we knew down in berthed which was very close to us
and so she moved up here at the exact same time we were moving up here so we did have like somebody
that we could like talk to and interact with but they were just as new to the area as we were.
And I mean,
honestly setting up a ranch and moving from one location to another,
when you're talking about like multiple hundreds of animals.
And at that point we were six people.
We were very self-focused for the first six months we were up here.
So our general sweep was they have Shakespeare in
the park and it's a tourist town. So it seems great. We moved here because we could afford
this house and no other house in Colorado. And then it slowly started to become apparent that
we'd moved into a very red area. But again, there wasn't any overt signs upon arrival like everybody was
cool and honestly like people are still pretty cool mostly 99 percent yeah it's the one percent
of people that suck yeah as things have steadily stabilized and settled into a version of normal
the unicorns have been getting more involved throughout the local community.
A little while back, they stepped up to assist with recycling for the county.
We stepped up for a small period of time when the recycling company that was handling the county's recycling folded. We stepped up with our horse trailers and just collected recycling and
drove it to a facility. Now there's actually a facility in the Westcliff landfill that does
recycling for the,
this County and the neighboring three counties.
And that was a building that like we designed and the person who's running
it,
Rocky mountain,
Rocky mountain recycling,
Joni's her name,
amazing people.
They're doing great things and we're glad that
we could help in whatever we could. It just became a government project and that's when we stepped
out because that's not really what we're about. But yeah. And as socialization has been able to
get more possible since the pandemic, the unicorns have developed ways to connect with the existing
community of queers and weirdos in the
area. Jen put together
a weekly game night, and it's
slowly growing, and we're bringing in
queer people to play board games and stuff.
Yeah, we've got
four different people from in town
who otherwise
don't really have a connection to their ranch coming
in to play a board game
or maybe magic tonight.
And I have a slight suspicion that's going to keep growing.
What are we playing tonight?
It might be Arkham Horror 3rd Edition
or it might be Mysterium or it might be
magic. Okay.
Because I would
love to beat everyone
here in a game. Oh my gosh, you should play with us.
Yes, that'd be so fun.
Even little things like that. It's just small ways to build community yeah it's
important because we need to be here when like if it gets really bad on the macrocosm scale things
do seem to be getting bad when we talked with jordan about how george from the sentinel was
targeting the unicorns the conversation segued into how
there's been this shift from economic conservatism to this rising brand of far-right Christian
vanguardism. I think if I was to classify some of the movement you see in conservative America
right now, where it all starts to make sense, is that in the past, conservatism was always trying
to push against sort of this idea of revolution
or progress or too fast. You know,
they always go back to the French revolution.
That's where the left and right kind of started saying, Hey,
if you move too quickly with progress, everybody gets their heads chopped off,
you know? So that was kind of conservatism,
which is we don't really believe in anything necessarily.
We're just going to hold the tradition and just kind of be saying no a lot.
But at the same time,
that's how conservatism was here until the Soviet Union fell.
And then all of a sudden something switched,
which is we have the system that won.
Our system should spread across the world because if everybody did American
style capitalist democracy, we would enter this weird Ayn Randian utopia.
A free markets tree.
Yeah, we'll end a history, but on a conservative side.
Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly what it was. But the problem is, is 2001, particularly here, pushed it over.
It went from like, okay, maybe we're actually going to try to push this on other countries.
And really what I call the alt-right or the conservative right now,
they got bit by the utopian bug,
which is if everybody's armed to the teeth,
if everybody lives the way that they dictate they should live,
which is some weird Ayn Randian version of life and morality,
then we'll enter a utopia.
And so if anybody stands against you as that prophet,
you are the enemy. So that's be, that's why the right now turns
on themselves all the time, is anybody that stands against them is the enemy. A liberal stops utopia
is their definite. Anybody that stops utopia is liberal or communist. You know, and I think if
you look at it in that lens, the world makes a a lot more sense i don't see very much utopianism at all on the left anymore whereas on the right it's everywhere
so it's one of those weird political things that's flopped the other direction now just
in different words different ways utopianism is on the right now they also need to have some type
of conflict they need to have a purging. You have to purge everybody that's on
the other side to enter utopia. And that's why Christians are really into it. They read the book
of Revelation. We have to have the civil war. We have to purge all the leftists. Because on the
other side, we enter the kingdom of God. It's the millenarianism.
Yeah, exactly. It's absolute millenarianism. And that's what we're facing here. If I was to sum it up, that's how I'd say it. It's definitely millenarianism in the local form.
as a microcosm of transphobic violence, then I think it should also be seen as a case study of the invaluable role solidarity and community have in resisting the concerted effort to harm
queer people. Back when the siege was just starting, simply feeling able to go to sleep
because people were willing to show up for you is just one example from this story.
That's a powerful display of the values.
Many people claim to have,
but seldom implement it.
We were exhausted.
And so to have people show up and be like,
you like you,
you will be safe tonight,
lay down,
get sleep and trusted enough to sleep.
Like, cause it was incredible it was incredible as the unicorns continue to make connections and become a known staple of the larger local
community it's made organizing any harassment against them more difficult i bet a bunch of
those people who hate us have tested the waters with their friends. Like, oh, those unicorns.
And they're like, what?
They're cool.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I meant.
I bet that's happening constantly because we keep making friends.
But that's been our ongoing precautions because the animosity from that group hasn't gone away.
And it does resurface every once in a while.
Like some people threatened to kill our dogs a little while back and things
like that.
So the same people,
we're not sure.
Possibly.
Yeah.
No way of confirming or denying that.
Yeah.
Nowadays,
some security measures have been integrated into their everyday lives.
Thanks to support they've gotten from strangers.
We definitely,
we have cameras.
So we,
we had to go fund me where people amazingly kind of like
threw a large amount of money at us,
which afforded a better fence and cameras everywhere on property.
And things like gear.
Yeah, better gear and upgrades and stuff like that.
So we kind of are in an ongoing keep us safe
mode but like cameras and guns
that's how we do it and I do I
really do think like we showed the
shitty people of this town like don't fucking mess
with us well we showed reason to mess with us
they can just stop well what we showed
was that community matters
and if you aren't a shit
heel community will show up
for you the day
after the club q shooting, once again, the ranch posted a tweet asking for people to come.
This time, they didn't need help, they wanted to offer it.
They're only an hour or so away from Colorado Springs, and they wanted to offer their home as a place to heal, to talk, and to begin moving forward as a part of the community
struck by violence and hate. In addition to a home for the ranchers and the animals,
the ranch also provides emergency housing for queer people who aren't safe wherever they
currently are. There have been lots of residents at the ranch in the four years they've been operating.
Some of them come briefly and use the stability to get set up with a fresh start in some place.
Some others intend to stay, but find the country life isn't for them.
And some, like Jay, become permanent fixtures on the ranch.
The term you've kind of used a lot to describe this place is like a queer
haven.
Yeah.
And the past year,
definitely there's been a pretty volatile increase in transphobia and queer
phobia,
even like a resurgence of homophobia.
So as this type of stuff is happening,
as we're seeing more kind of rhetoric around like queer genocide or queer
exterminationism,
how do you see this place and you know possible places like it fitting in to kind of
how we how the world seems to be going yeah so what we've seen aside from people wanting to come
up here and live permanently that uh we've put that on hold right now because we're just kind of
we need more space like yeah we don't have the space to like facilitate,
but what we have found is something that we are as a Haven.
What the thing that we do that's most important is groups of queer people
will come here for a recharge and to feel like it is recharging to spend a
week up here in community with other queer people,
with no burden from the
outside and just being yourself.
Building connections and network.
Yeah.
And like kind of reigniting your fire for revolution and for your,
and kind of,
I don't know,
like,
I don't know,
like touching base and realizing that like the community is still big.
It is still growing. It is still growing.
People are still standing strong,
being able to come up here and really in vibe that for a week or two has been
from the letters I get really important to people.
And so that,
that is what we like deliver routinely.
We do also like emergency,
like save people when we can like if you're
just got kicked out on the street you don't know what to do but you can kind of like
you have somewhere to go but you can't get there yet we are a really good way station for people
in that position you come up uh you know touch grass for a week and then go back out into the world. It's like, and given, you know,
climate collapse and encroaching fascism,
um,
which if you don't get,
then you need to probably study your history.
Listen to this podcast more often.
Probably.
Yeah,
probably.
Yeah.
There,
there,
you know,
there's going to be rainbow railroads.
Um,
there's going to be a lot of bad things happening and it's gonna happen quickly
we'll still be here we're trying to grow to a size that like can help people more directly
well but also we are already we're still here yeah even if we didn't grow we'd still be here
and we you could count on us you know what i mean but the networks that are set up um yeah like
being able to quickly get people out of the country,
being able to quickly get people to safety from anywhere in the country,
that's what we have been focusing on.
Watching, much like we started in response to the violence that was ratcheting because of the Trump administration,
we haven't lessened that,
right? Like we are, we're setting up networks and possibilities to get people safe from very
unsafe situations in this country. And that's kind of where it's going fucking everywhere right now.
So that kind of networking has, we've found not only bolstered people, but is really important.
has, we've found, not only bolstered people, but is really important.
The need for places like these is growing just as quickly as the manufactured panic around drag shows. In response, the Unicorns have decided to expand to another property in the valley
and one in Boulder County. These properties will allow them to serve a larger community, to grow crops, have horses,
and increase the amount of emergency housing they can provide. The Unicorns have launched a new
GoFundMe to help cover some of the starting costs to get the new locations up and running and begin
farming operations. The additions would not only be providing more housing and income, but also add the ability to offer support groups and host queer events that are safe and accessible to folks in and around Boulder County, Colorado.
You know, we've had some really intimate conversations with some queer people that are like, you know, like, what you're doing is kind of keeping me going.
So it's, it's, we take that responsibility pretty fucking seriously.
Because it's why we weigh everything so heavily,
because it's like, look, we can't fail.
Yeah.
Like, people put that much faith and, like, belief in what you're doing.
You can't let them down.
Like, we've said from the beginning, like, you can't let them down. Yeah.
Like we've said from the beginning,
like this project isn't about us.
Oh yeah.
Like this project is about the community and giving,
giving us a stronghold of just fucking hope.
Instead of walking away from this series thinking,
Oh,
I'm going to go move to the ranch.
Cause I,
I guarantee there's not enough room for everybody listening,
even with the
ongoing expansion. But people should take what we've learned from the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
and apply it elsewhere. Wherever you are, you can apply this example with all of its ups and downs
to prospective havens across the continent, whether in cities or in the country. Building queer zones doesn't
need to take form as a completely isolated, closed-off commune. As we've seen here,
having connections and fostering community with those around you is a crucial part of
maintaining a livelihood beyond just mere survival. While this has been a story about the
internet and how it provides both positive connections and a medium for some of the worst
bigoted hatred, and a story about guns, both how they have been used as a tool to protect trans
people in rural Colorado, as well as being part of the original threat to trans lives and
now a seemingly increasing one. But if there's one thing that I hope people can take away from
this story, it's how all of these positive aspects are meaningless unless people are
willing to demonstrate solidarity and work towards building a community that's capable of ensuring a queer
haven like the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is able to continue despite threats from queer exterminationists.
If you want to keep up with the ranch, you can find them at tenaciousunicornranch.com,
where you can also find their Patreon and the GoFundMe page for their expansion.
You can find James at James Stout, and you can find me at Hungry Bowtie.
See you on the other side.
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