It Could Happen Here - The President of Argentina's Meme Coin Scandal
Episode Date: February 24, 2025Mia and crypto journalist Molly White take a vacation from the horror of American politics to discuss Argentina's president Javier Milei promoting a pump and dump meme coin as Mia attempts to explain ...Peronism. https://bsky.app/profile/molly.wiki Sources: https://www.citationneeded.news/issue-77/ https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/argentina-main-stock-index-falls-after-milei-crypto-scandal-2025-02-17/ https://crimethinc.com/2024/06/17/six-months-in-a-neoliberal-dystopia-social-cannibalism-versus-mutual-aid-and-resistance-in-argentinaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to It Could Happen Here, a podcast that has been really really fucking bleak
basically since Trump took office. So instead of doing another episode about how doomed the US is, we are taking a
I don't know, a field trip to Argentina to talk about something extremely funny
and that that extremely funny thing is the Argentinian president Javier Malay
promoting a meme coin and maybe going down for it and
With me to talk about this is really the only person I could I could have on to talk about a crypto thing
Who is Molly White and my trying to explain who Molly White is but my explanation of this is in the same way that the great
the great 20th century Marxist theorist CLR James's book Beyond a Boundary is both universally considered to be the best book ever written about cricket and
Also literally calling it the thing that it is the best book ever written about cricket is like a damning insult
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Thanks for having me what an intro
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Beyond the boundary because it's great.
So, god, we were talking about this before the show. I had planned this episode out before
Elon Musk showed up at CFAC with Javier Malay, like with Malay's signature chainsaw
doing like doing an even weirder version of the Malay thing about like cutting regulation with a chainsaw
But Jesus Christ Yeah, what a spectacle that was even weirder version of the main thing about like cutting regulation with a chainsaw, but
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, what a spectacle that was.
Oh my god.
Like Steve Bannon doing the Nazi salute wasn't even the weirdest thing that happened there.
That was only like day one.
Well that's overdone now, you know, everyone's doing it.
You have to do something new.
Yeah, you have to wander around the stage with a chainsaw like he didn't even do
the the Malay thing which is you have it you have like a book of regulations or
whatever you cut it with a chainsaw you didn't even do it. And you saw it in half.
Oh god. So I am very excited to talk about the crypto scandal that might finally bring this
administration down however and I am deeply sorry I already I apologize before this recording started I am deeply sorry in order to explain
who Javier Malay is I have to do the single most difficult thing I've ever attempted in
my like not just in my like my history as a podcaster like that's obviously trivially
true but like my entire history doing theoretical work in general
Which is I'm about to attempt to explain Peronism in under 10 minutes on four hours of sleep.
Let's see it!
So...
So...
So...
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So...
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So...
Here we fucking go because because so I guess that's why you know why we have to do this, right?
Like Malay is able to take power
Like basically because he he's like one of the first candidates in a
long time to in Argentina to run as an anti-peronist. And that may seem weird because hold on, wait,
shouldn't there always be like, okay, if you have an ideology, shouldn't it shouldn't that
the person from like either the left or right side of the political spectrum, you know,
be running against that ideology and no, no, up until basically now, both the left and the right
in Argentina were both Peronists. So to get an understanding of what Peronism is, we need to go
back not just to who Juan Perón is, and we'll get to who Juan Perón, who's like the guy this
ideology is named after, and you know, the ideology is based on like this guy returning from exile from the military coups
but we have to
Go back to one of the sort of foundational parts of of the modern Argentinian state and
That element is the fact that Argentina has one of those militant workers movements in the entire world and has had it for about a century
I was on Margaret show it could happen here here. Jesus Christ not I could have here
Good Lord you tell my four hours. You're doing great. Thank you. Thank you. I haven't even gotten
We have not gotten to my final analysis of Peronism where the closest thing I can compare it to is
post short cultural revolutions
1970s era China, so this is about to get so much more unhitched
But a while back I
was on Margaret show cool people who did cool stuff to talk about the second
Argentinian giant anarcho-syndicalist uprising in about a span of four years
which was the giant anarchist rebellion in Patagonia in 1921-1922 and this is the
second one because the first one was the the the 1919 general strike which ends in an event called the tragic week
Where everyone sort of gets killed by the military
But you know the fact that there's there's two in different parts of the country
Enormous and narcosyndicalist uprisings in a span of about four years
Is a demonstration of the fact that this is one of the most militant working classes in the world and any political movement
That is trying to hold power in this country
Is going to have to deal with the fact that the Argentinian working class at any moment can you know?
If you're a factory owner, you can wake up one day and there's a black flag flying over your factories because your workers have seized it and
the sort of culmination of this and the reason this is even still relevant today is that
Like the last of what you would I guess you could call like the classical 20th century revolutions.
A line of uprising started with like the original formation of the workers councils in Russia in 1905.
You know, and that continues to like the occupation of the factories in Italy during the two red years,
like 1918, 1919, like the anarchist parts of the Spanish revolution, with revolutions in Hungary and Algeria,
like, you know, all like through 68, like
the factor occupations in France and Italy and like all this
whole this whole lineage of like, the thing that happens when
you do revolution is workers occupy the factories trying to
seize control of the country. The last one of those ever was in
Argentina in 2001, like everywhere else in the world,
this shit was gone. And then randomly in Argentina in 2001,
like there's a there's a giant one of these
uprisings that is, you know, only really put down by a sort of left Peronist
government agreeing to like tell the IMF to fuck off, which was like, you know, a
sort of seismic change in the political landscape.
But all of this is to say that, okay, if you were a capitalist in Argentina,
and you have to deal with this, like, what do you do?
And the answer is to create the most unhinged ideology the world has ever seen by uniting
socialism and fascism under the single banner of Argentinian nationalist class collaboration,
which is the thing that makes no sense, but you have to understand, like, Perotism is
—oh, God, Perotism is oh god
Perotism is simply the weirdest ideology ever. I
Promise we were going to get to the fun crypto stuff, but we have to unfortunately do this
We have to do our homework first and part of this is
So Juan Peron the actual guy who whose ideology is based off is an enormously popular
president in like the late 40s and 50s until he gets overthrown by military coup and
To get a sense of again like how weird this guy is like this is a guy who?
When he comes into power a bunch of the most famous Nazi war criminals and like not just you know
Obviously like like the famous Nazis flee to Argentina. There's a whole meme about that, right?
But I mean we're talking about guys from the Ustasi like guys guys who literally did the Holocaust by hand
Like flee to Argentina during his administration and when a military coup overthrows
him, they flee the country.
So again, like the US-backed military junta is less pro-Nazi than this guy is.
He is also personal friends with Che Guevara and considers like the Cuban Revolution to
be like part of his like revolutionary project.
So a deeply, deeply weird, deeply weird guy.
And the result of this is that, okay, so you have a military dictatorship through like the 50s and the 60s, right?
And like the entire time this dictatorship, not the entire time, but most of the time this dictatorship is happening, right?
The entire political spectrum sort of projects all of their political energy onto we want Peron back,
because Peron is remembered as like the guy who like brought workers rights to the country and also like
gave women the right to vote and also is remembered as like a stable
nationalist right-wing government by the right so like everyone on like both
sides of the political spectrum project all of their political aspirations into the
single figure of Perrone which works because he's not in the country he's not
not there so you know and because he gone, you can project anything you want onto him.
And this is to a large extent the origin of modern populism, right? Like, you know,
modern populism is the projection of all grievances onto one guy, and then having that guy come in,
take power, do constant sort of semi-political mobilization to like fix your issues. And one of
the interesting threads here is that like the theoretical origin of left populism is very specifically
Peronism because one of the theoreticians of like modern left populism
one of the most famous ones is my old nemesis the Argentinian political philosopher Ernesto leclou and
His wife Chantal Mouffe who were like they were like, you know
these are these people were like the theoretical forces behind a
bunch of like the European left in this sort of Euro communism era
And even up until like like po Deimos in Spain 2011 like these are the people who are the theoretical force behind
So much like left electoral stuff in the last like 50 years
And it's all from the clout who was a per was a left peronist
So all of all the dots are going on the pin board and while he's gone
He's this guy that like, from an American perspective, it's like,
imagine that Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump from 2016 were both the same guy,
and both sides were just trying to get this one guy to come back to Argentina and fix everything.
So this creates the left and right Peronists.
And when Perón comes back in the 70s and like immediately gets elected president again the right Peronist
just I mean literally start slaughtering the left Peronist in the streets and
Perón like backs the right Peronists against the left and you would think this would destroy left Peronism
but no no left Peronism was in power in Argentina until like malay's election like a few years ago, it's
until like, Malai's election, like a few years ago. It's... Oh. So, okay, so like, why would you still be a left Peronist after Peron, like, had
all your boys machine guns in the 70s? Part of the reason this works also is that he dies
and his wife takes power and there's like another military coup. So, you know, he's
not like in power long enough, kind of, for like the disenchantment to really set in.
He's just, he's in power just long enough for people to remember it as like the break between the
dictatorship's.
And at this point, I can finally attempt to go what is Peronism?
Like, how many minutes of like, oh God, I think I've gone over my 10 minute limit of
what is Peronism.
But okay, Peron's deal is this, right?
Like, so okay, like if you're a Peronist, right? In a Peronist state, everyone is supposed to be equal
before the power of the Argentinian state.
And so if you're a leftist,
you focus on the everyone is going to be equal part.
And this means on the one hand, you know,
there are real substantive gains
for the Argentinian working class
that they didn't get under the, you know,
the sort of previous administrations
and under the Junta, right?
You know, you have like massive expansions of workers rights,
a nationalization of a bunch of sectors of the economy.
You have this like strategy of national development through like import substitution.
There's just like a long strand of like feminist Peronism from, you know, his like,
like him being the administration where women got the right to vote.
On the other hand, if you're a fascist, you focus on the like before the power
of the Argentinian state part, which means like permanent class collaboration.
And this is the part of the deal that brings the right in is like the deal is that okay,
so you give the workers all this stuff and you set up these really complicated patronage
networks.
And you know, people have jobs and like they have a social safety net, at least in theory.
And the trade off is you will never ever again attempt to like occupy a factory or like drive these parasites who run your entire life out of power.
And the second part of that is this like this hardline, unhinged right-wing like Argentinian
nationalism, which is wielded against, for example, like Argentinian indigenous groups.
And so I promised a comparison to the long culture, the 70s long cultural revolution.
We've reached that point of it. So to understand like really what this is, right?
It's an active counterinsurgency that is sort of that is waged by
The state and waged by a bunch of like parts of the social sector to enfold
This really dynamic and militant workers movement into the state in such a way that there can still be politics, kind
of, but it won't actually be a threat to the ruling class. And my sort of like closest
thing to this is this very, very weird period in Chinese history between like the end of
the short culture revolution in like 1969 and the death of Mao in 76, where like the
most unhinged parts of the Cultural Revolution are sort
of over because Mao has set off, you know, so 1967, like Mao sets off this uprising in
Shanghai.
He does this deliberately as part of his like strategy to like gain power of the party.
The problem is that control of Shanghai is no longer in the hands of Chinese Communist
Party, like the workers take the city.
And this is a disaster because they've all been reading about the Paris Commune. I think what the Paris Commune is that they had
like direct elections of people and there's a moment I actually like I
found this this moment of this transcript where Mao was talking to
Zhou Enlai and Zhou Enlai is like if we let these people do direct elections
like it's going to lead to anarchism and Mao is like oh shit we have to stop
this. So what happens is that he wheels together this baffling coalition of like, student Red
Guards and the sort of something like a loyal like rebel workers factions, along with a
bunch of like the remaining party bureaucracy and the military, which is a coalition comprised
of everyone on every side of the Cultural Revolution, right?
Like, normally the Cultural Revolution is broken down into very roughly, there are rebel factions and there are like government factions, right?
And he's pulled together a coalition of a bunch of elements of both of them with the explicit thing of we are going to end the revolution.
And in the short run, what this does is it leads to the back half of the Cultural Revolution that people don't talk about very much, which is
instead of like everyone dying because there are rebels running around, everyone's dying because the state is killing everyone to like bring everyone back under control.
And that's what like most of the people who die in the Cultural Revolution are killed, putting the whole thing down.
If you want to try to understand like what Peronism is, right, it's this ideology of bringing together all of the different sort of disparate political factions in a moment, right? You're
bringing to everyone from like the fascist on the right to like the socialist on the
left and you're bringing them into the banner of this one guy in the same. And the reason
Mao is able to do this is because like he's Mao, right? Every single like faction on every
side of the Cultural Revolution, whatever they're trying to do is justifying it
in the name of like, oh, this is what Mao wants.
This is what Peron is doing, right?
He's drawing together the entire political spectrum
in a way that he can sort of stabilize power,
take it away from like the Junta
and forge this permanent political coalition.
And this results in like the sort of total dominance
that this ideology has over Argentine.
Politic means that like basically every election
in Argentina until
like Malay takes power is an election between the left and the right Peronists
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Okay, we are back. Thank you so much for surviving this. This sort of brings us to like how he kind of takes power and how, you know, there's
an economic crisis, there's like all this inflation.
And so he comes in on like, I don't know, you were talking about this beforehand, I
want to talk to you about this.
Like, there's all these really weird parallels between this and the American election where
it's like, except the inflation in Argentina is like real yeah we just have this sort of like
boogeyman version of it they actually have hyperinflation yeah yeah we check
the current inflation rate yeah I think I mean it's like several hundred percent
right now I think I think it's like 300 something
percents, which is actually, Lale's entire thing was that he
was going to stop inflation. It's actually it's way worse
under him than it was under the previous, like, Perotist
administration. Oh, there's one last thing I forgot to mention,
which is like, you know, why if you're on the left, would you
take this deal? And this also ties into like how this
politics how his politics I took over the state, which is that
like, you know, there were people in Argentina, like under these proneness governments got things that are like unimaginable here.
Like there's one that's important to me.
And like, obviously, like it's still, you're still living under capitalism.
A lot of it still sucks.
But like one of the things that people won under these governments was this mandate that 1% of all government employees had to be trans, which is like unimaginable here. Like, like,
even at the height of like, you know, like sort of trans acceptance or whatever, like that's,
there's what like that's, that's not, that's not a thing that's even like,
no one even like thinks to ask about that. And like, yeah, like, I don't know, like, yeah, like,
I might sell my soul to Juan Peron if it meant that like none of my trans friends ever had to sleep in an alley again, like I
you know, but the wheels fall off of this and
They put the self-described and narco capitalists in power
which is this is great and
God
Okay, this finally gets us to the fun part of this. I said the top this episode that like he did a meme coin, right?
Can you explain what that is?
Because, like...
Oh, God.
Yeah, so meme coins are a particularly weird part of the cryptocurrency world where they
basically go out and say that this is a token that has no inherent value, which, I mean,
skeptics would argue that that's true of all cryptocurrency, but meme coins very actively embrace that fact
and they're often themed around a meme.
So, a lot of people know of Dogecoin,
which is themed around the Sheba Inu dog.
They're also sometimes just themed around sort of an idea
or a person or just sort of whatever is capturing
the public attention at any given moment.
And the idea is that you buy in, and all of the attention
causes more people to buy in.
And if you're really good at it or really lucky,
you're one of the first people to buy in.
And so you buy in at a low price,
and then you sell after everyone else has bought in
and pumped the price up higher.
That's the idea.
In reality, it doesn't really work that way.
It's full of
insider trading and market manipulation. And it's not sort of a fair game where anyone
has a chance to be one of those early people. But that's sort of the shape of it, at least.
And so I guess that brings us to Libra, which is the coin that Millay was convinced, I guess,
to endorse.
Yeah.
I mean, I think there's this interesting thing here, too, where it's like, our government
is just like a fucking meme coin now.
Like the thing that is in control of the American state is Doge, the Department of Government
Efficiency, which is just the Dogecoin meme.
Like I...
Yeah.
We're in sort of a post-ironic world at this point where crypto and the US government are
somehow completely intertwined.
And I guess we should probably mention that just before Trump took office, he launched
his own meme coin, which was the Trump token, followed very shortly after by his wife launching
the Melania token.
And they did what all good meme coins do, which is that they spiked in price based on the original interest and then they lost everyone a bunch of money
once the price came back down because with meme coins people lose interest and
move on to the next one and you know the Trump token shockingly does not have
enduring value so yeah and like and that's just interesting thing about it
which is like okay this is just a pump-and-dump scheme yes like it's just
securities fraud like we have an entire economy based on security That's the interesting thing about it, which is like, okay, this is just a pump and dump scheme. Yes.
Like it's just securities fraud.
Like we have an entire economy based on security.
Everyone doing securities fraud and everyone knows that securities fraud.
I don't know.
I mean, it's really cynical.
Like if you actually talk to people who are deep into meme coins, either creating them
or trading them, there's this broad acceptance that like, oh, yeah, yeah, it's totally a scam.
People are trying to run off with the money
after they launch these tokens.
There's all of this market manipulation happening.
Average, everyday people who are seeing these stories
about people buying in super early
and then making a million dollars out of thin air,
that never happens.
Those aren't average people.
Those are deeply sophisticated trading bots
or people with insider knowledge.
Like, everyone knows this and openly discusses it,
and yet there's still this active participation in it
because the idea is that, like, okay, sure, it's a scam,
but if you get in on the scam early enough,
you can be the scammer,
and you can be the one who profits,
and, you know know screw everybody else
So it's like this really deeply rotten like cynical world
Yeah, I remember you talked about this on Jamie's show about like how just deeply nihilistic it all is
Yeah, and I think you know
I mean, it's not even it used to be you had to do metaphors to draw a direct line between
It used to be you had to do metaphors to draw a direct line between this sort of like the nihilism of this shit and like the nihilism of putting like Malai or like putting Trump
and Elon like in office.
But now it's just, I mean, they just do the meme coin, right?
Like there's no...
Yeah, the mask is like fully off of crypto in the meme coin era, I think.
It's kind of amazing how during the previous crypto boom
in like 2020 and 2021, there was this phrase
that everyone was saying, which was wag me,
which was like, we're all gonna make it.
And the idea was like, we're all gonna get rich together,
everyone's gonna succeed.
And now it's like, they've totally,
you never hear that anymore.
And now it's like, oh, I will punch you in the face
and steal your wallet if I get the moment
Opportunity and that is like broadly accepted throughout the crypto world
Yeah, you know and like that is also like what malai has been doing to like everyone in Argentina, right?
Like his his play as it came in is he I mean I got one of these I remember from like the very first days
He was in office as he's talking about all this stuff about how
They were gonna take away will for benefits from anyone who was arrested at a protest
Yeah, and like that didn't stop there's been massive protests like basically the sense the moment he took power, but
You know like it's just this really deeply cynical a very explicit thing of like pitting
Like everyone in society against each other like you know like making this argument to is like a crime thick article about this word
It's like they you know like you know, like making this argument to, there's like a crime thick article about this where it's like they, you know, like he's very
explicitly making this argument that like, well, okay, if you're, if you're like a
private sector worker and you're making no money, the reason you're making no
money is because wages are too high in the public sector, it's because taxes are
too high and if taxes and corporations were lower they would pay you more. It's
like, yeah, no, but it, but it, but if it fits into this sort of like pure nihilism
of like, yeah, everyone trying to grift each other.
And it's, I mean, it's really recognizable here in the United States too,
where it's the same story of like,
oh, you're not making enough money because, you know,
people are stealing your tax money and it's going to, you know,
people who don't deserve it,
or it's going to these programs to fund foreign aid
instead of people in the United States.
Or, you know, it's like very much trying to pit everyone against one another
so that you don't notice that the person
who's actually taking the money
is the guy who launched the meme coin
or the people who have the insider information.
It's like this very direct mirror
of what is happening in society,
and yet it's so obvious.
The problem that we have is I think people
do broadly recognize that like
Everyone who is rich got rich by fucking robbing people
But instead of trying to do anything about that the the solution that's being positive by these people is like well instead of you just
Being scammed all the time like you could be the scam artist. You could be the robbery
Yeah, yeah
Like that's like the new scam instead of like, you know, because like organizing is fucking hard, right?
And like attempting to fight these people is really hard. They have all the the money they have all the power they have the police they have the military
And so you get like this shit on the other hand
Sometimes in backfires because these people like are like all in enough on on this fucking meme coin shit to like run it
So yeah, let's let's let's talk about this specific being coin Libra. Yeah. So it's kind of a weird example of a meme coin because, you know, most meme coins, the idea is like this has no intrinsic value.
This has no purpose. You just gamble on the token price and hope for the best.
Libra was ostensibly supposed to actually have some sort of point to it, making it much unlike most of the meme coins.
But it was still, you know, basically a meme coin under the hood.
But the idea was that like somehow some of the profits from this Libra token were going
to be put towards supporting Argentine entrepreneurs or something like that.
There was a sort of like social benefit side to it where which was all very vague and like
very little detail like you you know you never really know with these things what
what is actually supposed to happen but that was the story is that like this is
gonna support Argentine entrepreneurs and it's gonna funnel money to their
projects and all this it almost feels like an older kind of scam like it
reminds me of like an NFT scam we're like yeah they'll be like ah so we're
the future we're gonna make a game and you're all gonna vote. It's like that thing, but
They brought it back for one last ride
It's like a historical like 2020 era crypto scam where it was like look we have this beautiful roadmap of all these things
We're gonna do and we're gonna give you gifts and rewards and and then it's like okay, but how is it gonna work?
And they're like oh, don't worry about it.
We'll tell you later.
Just give us your money now.
And that was kind of the idea with the Libra coin.
But basically, the team behind it
had some folks who were involved in something
called Tech Forum Argentina, which
was like a group of tech entrepreneurs
with this sort of like blockchain angle to it,
who had access to Malay via this sort of like blockchain angle to it, who had access to
Malay via this sort of project that was happening in Argentina where you could like pay to come
to this conference and Malay was going to be there and all this.
And so they joined forces with some meme coin guys who had a lot of experience launching
other meme coin projects, including the Melania token, including the
Enron token, which was literally launched by someone who purchased the trademark rights
to the Enron company.
I forgot about that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That came back to haunt us.
And so they all joined forces and launched this meme coin and they were able to get
President Millet to promote the meme coin on his Twitter account
by saying, like, here's this Libra project,
it's gonna support Argentinian entrepreneurs,
here's the contract address, buy in.
And so everyone got super excited
because a president had just endorsed a meme coin
and he unfortunately was too slow
to be the first president to do such a thing
with Trump beating him to that particular record
But I actually I actually can't believe I like blanking on his name the guy in El Salvador hadn't pulled one yet
Oh, yeah, Buckele. Yeah, I'm like stunned. He hadn't done it yet
Yeah, it's probably because he's a real Bitcoiner and Bitcoin maximalists are not a huge fan of any other cryptocurrencies
That would be my guess but yeah, it is a little surprising.
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We are back to the main story of the really unprecedented access this administration has given the crypto people.
Can you talk a bit about like who the like who the people involved in this are?
Because it's a lot of like very, very large players in this world.
Yeah. So, I mean, it's still sort of coming out like who exactly was involved and to what degree they were involved, but it's really starting to look like the creation
of this meme coin was spearheaded by a bunch of guys
at a group called Kelsey or Ventures
that has been involved in, like I said,
launching a bunch of these tokens,
and that's sort of a family run operation.
There's a guy named Dr. Tom and then his two sons,
Hayden and Gideon, I believe the other one is named.
Hayden and Gideon, I believe, the other one is named. Hayden and Gideon, Jesus Christ.
Like, oh no, they're making these guys in a lab.
And they're kind of young guys,
like Hayden is like 28 or something like that,
which is typical for the crypto world, I guess.
But yeah, and so Hayden Davis is the mastermind
behind much of the launch.
But they're working very closely with a bunch of other people
in the crypto world.
And that's something that they sort of have to do
with these big splashy token launches.
The Trump token had to do this as well,
where you can't just show up as a president
and launch a meme coin and expect everything will just work.
Because when that many people all try to buy a token at once,
you need someone on the other end
to actually be selling the tokens.
And there's all of this infrastructure behind it
that goes into these launches.
And so you need people to do the market making.
And there's the liquidity providers.
And there's all these projects under the hood
that are
involved and it's beginning to look like a lot of those people were deeply involved in
these token launches in ways that was perhaps not entirely proper.
Yeah.
I know propriety around meme coin launches is maybe a lot to expect, but you know, there's
sort of talks about how one of the co-founders of a project called
Meteora, which is one of these huge liquidity platforms and also a place where people are
actually buying these tokens.
Can you explain like what a liquidity platform is for listeners?
Yeah, yeah.
So it's basically sort of what I suggested, which is that like, if you go out and launch
a token and you don't do any prep, when goes to buy that token there's or sell that token there's
there's no one on the other side of that trade you need some amount of liquidity
in the markets when you start off yeah so they're like there have to be like
there have to be like actual tokens that you can sell to people just yeah and if
someone you know if someone buys one of your tokens they want to be able to sell
it to someone as well and so you need to be able to sell it to someone as well.
And so you need to be able to sort of absorb that kind of trading without just assuming
that, you know, out of thin air, these people will exist on both sides of the trade.
And so there are these projects called liquidity providers where, you know, sometimes it's
like big firms will provide liquidity and they'll step in in that role.
And that's sort of the market maker end of things.
Meteora is a little bit unusual in that they do like decentralized liquidity provision,
which I'm not gonna go into too much detail about because it's very mind-numbing.
But it's also so funny that like the terms that have taken hold for these things like our financial terms, and it's like,
yeah, it's like like this is not liquidity in the sense of like does the US government have cash on hand to pay
something this is like are there these like stupid little weird program things
to like move other programs around yeah and it's not even dollars you know we're
not we're not talking about real dollars here we're talking about like people
providing you one fake token in exchange for another fake token
But I think they very much intentionally use the traditional financial terms to sort of lend a degree of legitimacy to it and cover up The fact that like oh and if you're a liquidity provider and you just like
Siphon all the liquidity out of there. You've just made a ton of money in a total scam
But it sounds legit because it's a liquidity provider and it's something that exists in like traditional finance.
But yeah, so there's this Meteora project where that liquidity operation all happens
and you know, Meteora was deeply sort of involved in some of these big token launches like Trump
token was starting out on Meteora, Melania started out there, this Libra token started out there, and now it seems like the
co-founder was like very closely connected to this Hayden guy. He even supposedly introduced the
Melania team to Hayden Davis, the the Kelsier guy. It sounds like, you know, according to some of the
allegations out there, he was personally involved in a lot of this early insider
trading that I'm sure we'll get into when it comes to
LibreToken and why everything went so wrong.
And it seems like there is this sort of network of people
throughout this meme coin world who are running these big
platforms and who are making connections and all of that,
who are personally insider trading a lot of these big
token launches so that when those people who are personally insider trading a lot of these big token launches so that
when those people who are buying it up early and making all this money, it's like, oh yeah,
that's the guy who runs Meteora.
This happens so much in the crypto world and I should stop being surprised every time it
happens, but what happened is when the co-founder of Meteora stepped down, the other co-founder,
who is previously not really known, stepped up and was like, hey, I'm the other co-founder of Meteora stepped down. The other co-founder, who was previously not really known,
stepped up and was like, hey, I'm the other co-founder.
And he released this whole statement about how Ben Chao,
the co-founder who stepped down,
was, you know, he thought he was totally innocent
of all this and nothing shady was happening
at Meteora, et cetera.
The other co-founder who just came out of the woodwork,
he runs Jupiter, which is the other,
it's like the ostensible Meteora competitor.
It's like, oh yeah, it's all just the same people,
you know, behind the scenes.
And, you know, some of the insiders who were sort of whistleblowing on this
were saying, oh yeah, the Jupiter guys were all insider trading too.
The Meteora guys are insider trading.
Like, they're all trading against you.
So it's really exposed a lot of the rot in this sort of meme coin world
in all of this infrastructure.
And the fact that like, oh yeah, yeah,
when you're buying meme coins,
like you are playing in a rigged casino.
Which has certainly not done any favors
to the meme coin reputation,
but certainly also to you, malaise as well.
Yes, well, let's get into like malaise involvement in this.
Can you lay up to the timeline of this because it's
Yes a little wild so unlike the trump token mule did not launch this token he was not the mastermind behind it
It's not clear how much he really knew about the team behind it or what they were doing
But he was certainly convinced to
endorse this token and you know
Pump it up on Twitter and all of this and again. This isn't not an unusual thing for meme coins to do
I mean, it's unusual for them to find a president, but I get apparently not now like
But you know, there's this whole process with meme coins where they try to find influential people
to talk about them, to drive the interest in the token.
And so they will hire celebrities
or people who are influential in the crypto world
or anyone with some degree of a platform
to promote a token.
And ostensibly they're supposed to disclose
that they are being paid to promote the token.
They rarely do.
Yeah.
It is technically illegal, but like rarely, rarely enforced for someone to promote a token without disclosure.
One of the very few cases where it was enforced was against Kim Kardashian of all people.
Yeah.
Although that shit's all gone now.
Yeah, and that was years ago before the SEC was bought by the crypto companies.
And so...
Yeah, and like, I mean, they literally, like, I think like yesterday?
Was it this, yeah, was it yesterday as we're recording this?
Recording this on Friday.
Was it yesterday that the, the, the, is it the SEC or the SEC that dropped the case against
Coinbase?
SEC. SEC, yeah. That was today today. Yeah this morning. Oh my god
Yeah, yeah, and I mean we're seeing this everywhere
But the SEC has paused a case against Binance which had involved allegations of actual fraud
Not just the sort of like minor securities law
Fraud is also actually a securities law violation
Yeah, those are all by the way a bunch of bunch of very, very like Binance and Coinbase are the biggest players in the regular crypto market.
Yeah, Binance is the biggest cryptocurrency exchange in the world. Coinbase is the biggest cryptocurrency exchange in the United States.
Coinbase spent over $75 million on the most recent political cycle in the US and now is reaping the rewards by having the
SEC case against them dropped.
So I would not expect much in the way of SEC enforcement against crypto founders or companies,
especially given that they have also installed crypto friendly people at the SEC, at the
CFTC.
The CFTC nominee for chair is an Andreessen Horowitz guy who is advising them on crypto policy
Like it's totally rotten now. Yeah, well and also it's like the actual guy running the government right now is Elon Musk who is you know
What are their fucking boys? Yeah, and the guy who's ostensibly running the project has his own meme coin project
So I suspect he's not gonna be super keen on anyone enforcing laws against meme coin operations either.
Yeah, good God.
It's such a mess.
Yeah, all right, back to Argentina.
Back to Argentina before we get lost in despair.
Oh God.
Yeah, so basically, you know, the coin launches, Melee, you know, fires off a tweet about how
this is such a great meme coin and
he gives the token address so you can all go buy it.
And then very early on, it becomes clear that there is some degree of insider trading happening.
So the beauty and the horror of crypto is that it's all recorded on a public blockchain.
People can look at who is doing
the early trades in these tokens. And it fairly quickly becomes apparent that the wallets
that were involved in launching the token, and so the ones that are being controlled
by the people who actually created this token and are promoting it, are also involved in this early sniping of the token.
And sniping is when you use crypto trading bots, you know, like automated programs, to buy up the
tokens very early on at low, low, low prices, you know, earlier than any human could reasonably be
expected to go but hit the buy button.
Yeah, it's the thing that like fucking ticket scalpers do, or like the reason why you can't
buy a PS5 is that all these trading bots get in like immediately.
Exactly.
It's 100% analogous to that.
But in the case of these trading bots, you know, often they have insider information,
they have the contract address before it's public so that they can be like split-stack
in on it to buy these tokens early
and then they usually dump them really early too. So you know if if Melee tweets about a meme coin
the price shoots up within minutes of this thing launching and within minutes these snipers sell
off and they make millions of dollars often in profits and it is that selling that often causes
the price to crash right back down again,
causing those average people who thought that they were early to be the ones basically subsidizing
the folks who make millions of dollars off these launches.
Yeah, like it's pump and dump. It's literally just a pump and dump. Like it's just fraud.
Like I just, I don't know. like I just this is by my like old like
2010 sense of ethics emerging here
Which apparently doesn't exist in the sort of bold new world of like nihilism like this is just fraud
Yeah, no, I know like people talk about you know
Oh, we need crypto regulations like you don't need any new regulations
Fraud is still fraud like stealing from people is illegal
But that's like a whole separate point this entire thing when everyone was doing this on Wall Street
It like crashed the economy a bunch of times. We were like, holy shit
Maybe you shouldn't be allowed to do this
But I don't know capitalism is such that you could just buy the government and now all your failure like fraud schemes are legal
Right if you do it on the blockchain crime is legal apparently. Yeah,. But yeah, so you know, there's this really early scandal where it's like, oh, you know,
insiders are trading this token, everyone's calling it a rug pull because that's like
the colloquial term for when someone launches a project and then steals all the money and
it certainly looks like that's what's happening.
And so, Millay very quickly distances himself from the project.
He deletes the tweet that he made and he sends out a new tweet saying,
basically, I didn't know anything about these guys.
I don't really know what their project is.
I just thought it was this, you know, cool thing that was going to support
Argentinian businesses.
I, you know, I renounced all affiliation with it, basically.
And then he, of course of course blames his political opponents
for trying to weaponize this against him.
And he goes very much out swinging on people being like,
I can't believe you're taking advantage of this scam
to come after my reputation.
Oh, the protists made me do it.
Oh, one perot.
Yeah, right, exactly.
He's like, this is all your fault somehow.
So anyway, that all happens and it sort of launches the project into chaos
because the way that the people on the inside are talking about it and huge grain of salt here
because, you know, these are people who are potentially admitting to their crimes.
Well, and also, like, these are professional liars.
Like, their job is to lie to people for a living.
Like, it's...
And, yeah, and several of the things that they've said
have already been proven to be untrue.
So, like, huge, huge, huge grain of salt here.
But their story is that, oh, we were sniping the token, yes.
But it's not bad because we were doing it
to try to protect people from the other token snipers
who show up on launches like this.
Like, we did it.
No, no, you don't understand.
We had to do the scam to save you from the other people who were trying to do the same
scam.
You're not even exaggerating.
That's literally what they said.
That's so good.
And so they come up with this like harebrained theory where they're like, okay, if we snipe
the tokens early, we can stop other token snipers
from accumulating these huge piles of the tokens
and then dumping them and causing the whole thing to crash.
And so, they will be limited to sniping smaller quantities
that won't totally wreck the whole chart basically
and cause it to go to zero.
And then we'll take our accumulated pile of tokens and slowly seed it back in to try to stabilize the chart.
I mean, it's like blatant market manipulation that they're describing.
In defending themselves against allegations that they're committing crimes,
they're admitting to new crimes. It's like this whole thing.
But that's the story, is that they were like,
we had to do this to protect the chart.
And the idea was that like,
Melee was gonna make this video
promoting the token even more.
And at that point, they were gonna put all this money
that they had taken back into the project.
But of course that video never came
because Melee had already cut his losses
and was like, I don't want anything to do with this.
And so now the guys who launched this token
are sitting on like,
ostensibly a hundred million dollars worth of tokens.
I use the word ostensibly because it's crypto
and the numbers aren't real.
And you know, there's really not a hundred million dollars
floating around in there.
Again, people talk about how this is like
a $4.5 billion crypto scam.
There was never $4.5 billion in this.
It's all fake money. But like, it is true that there were people who put real money into this.
They got totally scammed, basically taken for a ride because they thought that they might be able
to make money on it because the president endorsed it because they thought there was this, you know,
somewhat legitimate scheme behind it
to go to Argentinian businesses.
They lost their money and it all went to this guy,
Hayden Williams, who is, you know, connected to Millet,
who has some degree of influence with Millet,
who claimed in text messages that he controls Millet.
Oh my God, yeah.
By the way, use the N-word, by the way, in this too.
Like, who these people are? Like, this is a white guy using the N-word, by the way, in these two. Like, who these people are?
Like, this is a white guy using the N-word.
Like, yeah, this guy is like whiter than I am
and using the N-word to say that he controls.
Jesus Christ.
Not great.
He said in this text message that was leaked
that he was sending money to Millay's sister,
who is very influential and who sort of is
Millay's right-hand sister,
you know, it's sent money to her and that as a result of that, Mille will do anything
that I want.
He'll say what I want, he'll tweet what I want, he'll, you know, use my puppet basically.
Of course, Mille was very unhappy about this characterization, but it seems like there's
money trading hands behind the scenes, even though Mille was not, you know, behind the
token directly.
And this has all resulted in somewhat of a political scandal for Mule, which is both
surprising that like of all things that could have caused a political scandal for Mule,
there are so many things to choose from and this is what it was.
But he's now facing these allegations that he was complicit in the fraud,
that he should be impeached even.
You know, there's some rumblings among the opposition party
about trying to start some sort of
impeachment proceedings against him.
And it's all gone very south very quickly for him, I think.
God, it really would be so incredibly funny
if this is the thing that brings him down.
I don't know if it will but also like I don't know
This is one of these like
It even bigger way than like the Trump plane crashes are like a political fucking
Godsend like handed down to the opposition the Democrats aren't don't use it right because you know the Democrats right instead of just like
Doing is it's not doing anything. I would do which is starting literally every speech with fucking no cops no kings no crashes
They're like they're like no, we're not doing anything like this is like if you were like a Catholic opponent of this administration
Like this is like fucking God like reaching a giant hand down and going hey have this thing to beat him
We have the stick to beat over the head
Yeah, you know to their credit. I feel like Argentinian
Yeah, and to their credit, I feel like Argentinian politicians are taking better advantage of this than US politicians have taken of their many opportunities because they are calling
for impeachment.
There have been many lawsuits filed against Millet and there is a judge looking into his
degree of connections here.
Obviously there is some amount of corruption over in the Argentinian government and so you know the degree to
which they will adequately investigate themselves is somewhat questionable
let's just say. Yeah. And you know the the likelihood of an impeachment
proceeding actually you know getting the votes to go to trial is certainly
questionable but this has been used, you know, in a somewhat
effective way to attack the credibility of Melee, which is, you know, worth doing.
And you know, I will say this about Peronism, right?
Like the thing that the thing about Peronism is that it's like the engine that devours
social movements, right?
Like anytime a social movement comes in, the Peronist sort of like consume it from the
inside.
But the thing the thing about the way that like produce and functions is like,
okay, so they've eaten all these social movements, but it's not quite like the US
where you can just like disband it and make it go away.
Like you actually have to still have to have the thing the social movement does.
And that means that these motherfuckers could throw a protest like whatever else
you say about the Perot is like aren't capable of putting an unbelievable number
of people into the streets.
And I'm really interested to see what's going to happen like this weekend and over the coming weeks to see if we see another
17th giant round of protests like also specifically about this. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be curious too.
It's really interesting to me like to what degree this resonates with
everyday people I guess in Argentina,
because there's a lot to complain about
with the Melee government.
And so it's sort of fascinating to me
that people are latching onto this.
And it's sort of interesting just to compare
with the United States where there's a lot to complain about
with the Trump administration.
And people were complaining about the meme coin,
but by the time
that was partly because it was pre-inauguration and so Trump hadn't started signing all the executive
orders and so it was very quickly overshadowed by the other sort of blatantly illegal things
happening within the Trump administration. And so it didn't get that much traction in sort of the
longer term. So it's interesting to me to watch this play out
in a different country where, you know,
Millet has been in office for some time now,
and you know, this has gained at least some degree
of a foothold, and I'll be curious to see, you know,
if that endures or not.
He's sort of trying to play it off as like, you know,
oh, everyone knows crypto is risky.
He said something, he tried to do this
like damage control interview on TV where he said that basically
like the people who bought this token knew they were playing
Russian roulette and they got the bullet,
which is a wild thing to say.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, that's just a nutty thing to say,
but also very in character for him.
And you know, he said something in that interview
to the effect of,
only a couple thousand people lost money.
What's the chances that those people were even Argentinian?
We shouldn't even care if they were not Argentinian.
And so it's sort of interesting to watch him try
to downplay this.
It's like, well, yeah, of course people lost money.
It's a scam.
Yeah, I guess.
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I think part of the reason this is like a real issue for him is that like, he really,
truly, you know, and this is something that
like Trump is also doing this like that he but he like really truly went out to like
his main base of supporters yeah and was like I was going to take you up behind a woodstead
and shoot you and like take the money out of your pocket and like the way he's like
systematically fucking all of the people who are supposed to be his political base and
like like Trump was also doing this but like people sort of like haven't isn't set in that this is what's happening
Where it's like this rug pull thing. It's like this is like the only thing that the fucking
Unhinged right-wing crypto bro people care about like this is like the one thing you could possibly do
Yeah, it's really interesting to see like what causes crypto people to turn on you because it did happen in a much more limited way with
Trump where you know the US crypto
Movement, I guess that's not the right word for it
But the industry or the crypto world had really supported Trump very heavily and you know
They had donated to him
But there was also this widespread belief among people who traded crypto that Trump was going to be good for crypto
He was going to cause crypto prices to go up
He was going to fix all these regulations that they thought were holding the industry back and all this stuff
And then when Trump came out and launched a meme coin some of his most devoted fans among the crypto community were horrified by it
And they they really responded in a way that I think a lot of people didn't expect which which was like, I can't believe he's doing this grifty meme coin.
He's supposed to believe in crypto, not just use it to steal money from his supporters.
And so like there was actually this degree of shock that very briefly rattled the crypto world in the US as well.
And so I think that's, you know, sort of interesting to see is that like, okay, you're allowed to do scams and run your
government in a way that personally benefits you as long as it's not reflecting poorly
on us and it's not taking money from us.
But as soon as it starts to make people look askance at meme coins or the crypto world
in general, or it starts to affect crypto prices, then things turn bad somewhat quickly. Yeah. I wonder, I don't know, I'm interested in your take on this.
How much of that is people who are in less meme coin-y things,
who are worried about their assets because they at some point have to be able to cash out?
Yeah, I think that's a big part of it. There are factions are factions in crypto where I sort of referred to this earlier when we were
talking about Bikale, but, you know, there are Bitcoiners who believe that Bitcoin is
the one true cryptocurrency and that everything else is a total scam.
And so they are really upset when these meme coins come out because they feel like it reflects
poorly on Bitcoin because people just sort of lump everything together.
There's sort of a step down from that, which is people who think that there are more legitimate
cryptocurrencies besides Bitcoin, but meme coins are not them.
And so there's been all this talk recently where they're like, look at all these meme
coin scams that are getting in the news.
You know, there was like the Hawk Toa meme coin that totally like stole a news cycle
for a minute there.
And they're terrified that, you know, people are starting to think of crypto as meme coins. You know, it's just one in the same.
And they're like, people are not going to think of all these wonderful, legitimate
cryptocurrencies and all of their use cases if they're thinking about Hawk tua coin and
how they ripped off a bunch of people, which like, personally, I think that the reputation
is perhaps somewhat deserved, but, you know,
there is this belief among some people that like,
oh, this is not real crypto,
and it's giving the rest of crypto a bad reputation.
And we're actually starting to see talk of that
in some of the higher places where, you know,
I've been seeing reporting that people are talking
about the Hoctua coin on Capitol Hill,
like when they're talking about shredding regulations to prevent people from running
securities frauds.
The opposition is like, well, do we want Hoctua coin everywhere?
Is this really what we want?
And so it is affecting the public perception and the know, Congress to some extent, which I
think is what's really scaring people because they've just made these huge inroads with,
you know, all of these now crypto friendly politicians and friendly regulators.
And now crypto is out here making a fool of itself, right?
As you know, new legislation or regulation might be installed.
Yeah.
And this gets me to, I think the thing I want to close on which is you know
Like we actually did successfully as a society kill the NFT. Yeah, like we took that motherfucker out back at standard death
Um, yep
And I'm wondering whether you think that like this is this is a moment where we can like use this as a wedge thing to
Try to like fucking kill this entire industry and how vulnerable they are to like the negative PR
rattleings from all of this?
Yeah, I mean, I think that's a really good point that like the NFT, even as crypto has had a
resurgence, you know, Bitcoin crossed $100,000 NFTs are like nowhere to be found, you know, like
the NFT platforms are struggling there. A couple of them just went out of business. And I think it
is largely thanks to the fact that NFTs became really cringe, you know?
Like everyone was like, oh, those stupid monkey pictures.
And that had like a really devastating impact
on this entire industry that was supposed to be like
the future of art or whatever.
And so I think there is that potential
throughout other portions of the crypto world.
I would not be shocked to see that happen
to these meme coin platforms
where they sort of lose their novelty value
and people just see them as big scams
and there's really no point.
But unfortunately, I don't think that, you know,
all of crypto can be undermined by the cringe factor
or, you know, the sort of societal distaste for it
because I mean, there are people who have bought Bitcoin
early who have billions of dollars in crypto in Bitcoin.
They are now working in the US government.
They have like very strong control
over very powerful institutions.
And so there is this countervailing force
to keep crypto alive at basically any cost.
And I think we're seeing them somewhat desperate to do that
as we're seeing calls for say a Bitcoin strategic reserve,
which is something that keeps coming up.
The idea that like the US government
should personally stockpile Bitcoin,
which they make a couple of arguments
as to why they should do that,
which are not very convincing even to some of the people
in the crypto world.
But the sort of underlying thread through it
is that if the US government
holds a substantial amount of Bitcoin,
they won't be able to afford
to let the Bitcoin price collapse
or to do anything
that might threaten the cryptocurrency industry.
And so I think that's why we're seeing the attempts to sort of work crypto into government
checkbooks, into the banking system, into traditional finance, people trying to get
Bitcoin ETFs into your pension plans and your retirement funds and things like
that is really to make it so endemic and so contagious, I guess, to the rest of the financial
world that it's almost like this threat that they're holding against the government, which
is like, all right, if you kill us, we'll kill you.
And I think it's this interesting thing of like,, I know so we were going to close out like no
This is fun. Um
there's this interesting way in which like this seems like the end game for the entire like tech bubble economy is like
You know like none of these fucking companies have ever been able to make money, right?
none of these fucking companies that they all they all every like fucking like everything from like like fucking uber to like
all every like fucking like everything from like like fucking uber to like
Fucking like Google and Amazon like hemorrhaged money uber will hemorrhage money until it eventually the bubble pops and it dies right?
But like Amazon only really started making money
You know Google was kind of making money like Amazon was already making money when they started getting government contracts for like their cloud computing shit Yeah, like that like looks like the end game like you know this is this is the thing with like Elon's like fucking electric armored vehicle
Contract is like the only thing that can keep the bubble going is just pure state intervention
But that also gives me a little bit of hope because I think the thing that's kept this giant bubble economy going for like over
Like a decade and a half now has been really really even under the original Trump administration.
I mean, the original Trump administration kind of got bailed out by COVID to some extent.
Like, you know, I mean, like the original Argentinian economic crisis was this there's
this there's this huge wave of currency collapses in 2018, where it was sort of contains like
the IMF did a bailout in while I was trying to do a bailout in Argentina, like it kind
of got contained, but it set off like a wave of uprisings.
But like, there's been this like really it's just taken this really careful financial management and like all of these like
like a trillion dollars of like overnight repo purchases like every day from the Treasury to like make sure there's enough liquidity in the
banking like industry to like prevent like the kind of like 2008 style collapses
and I think it's taken a really delicate hand and
You know like I don't think it's a good thing,
but on the other hand, like, these guys just fire
the nuke police, like, while they were moving a nuke.
And I wonder if they can actually keep the dance going,
or if they're just gonna,
if they're gonna fuck up their bubble economy,
just blow it all up, which might maybe nuke
all of these people in the process.
Maybe.
I also think that, you know, if we're talking like acceleration Maybe I also think that you know for talking like accelerationism
I think that one of the most interesting things that we're gonna be seeing now is that
The crypto industry has long argued that they have all this potential
You know they are just around the corner from reinventing the financial system to be wonderful and spectacular
And the only reason that they haven't actually
made true on that is because of those pesky regulators that
are stopping them from doing all the stuff that they want.
And so they've spent years now vilifying the regulators,
claiming that the industry would be so wonderful if these
regulators would just let them innovate.
And now they've got the regulators.
They're in a world where they basically own the regulators.
All of the enforcement cases against them are gonna go away.
The friendliest possible regulations
are going to be introduced.
And now crypto doesn't have that excuse anymore, right?
They can't just say that the reason
we don't do anything useful is because
these stupid regulators won't let us
lend you Bitcoin or whatever.
And so I think there is going to be this moment where people are like, okay, so do it now.
Do the innovation now.
And it's going to expose a lot of the popsicle sticks and bubble gum that's holding up this
crypto industry because they don't have that excuse anymore, which I think will be interesting
I just hope it doesn't take like you know the economic collapse of an entire country to prove it
well my line on this is that like
Accelerationism as an ideology doesn't exist anymore because there's not there's nothing you can do to do the acceleration
Yeah, right like or something like left accelerationism like Trump and Elon Musk like just have their fucking foot hammering the pedal all the
way down we are accelerating as fast as we could possibly go and all we have
left is to like make sure that the fucking acceleration goes our way and
not theirs yeah yeah but I yeah I guess like you know it's me trying to find a
light in the darkness you know it's like, well, I guess at least we might see the crypto industry fall apart.
Yeah. Well, look, look, they might bring down the first anarcho-capitalist president.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I don't know. Today, Argentina, tomorrow, the world.
Yeah. Well, and I think also just like, you know, it's interesting to see this uprising and sort of broad
distaste for Millet and everything that he's doing when
everything that he's doing is so clearly modeled after Donald Trump and his
affection for Elon Musk and so
You know to see people sort of turn on that is perhaps a little bit instructive
Yeah
And I think this is interesting kind of like bounce back thing too because he's like
You know he's someone say he's modeling himself on Trump one
Like the first Trump administration, but he got even weirder with it than like Trump one did and now Trump two is like modeling
itself back. Yeah, they're like slingshotting, but
Yeah, and and and and I don't know hopefully
Hopefully the the fucking rebound hits them too, and they also get the backlash to it
And we don't all die when they actually set a nuke off because we've driven them out of power already
That would be nice
Yeah, well Molly, thank you so much for coming on the show and for talking with us about
this
unhinged bullshit and also just genuinely thank you thank you for
reporting on all of this shit because oh my god it is not easy I don't know how
you stay sane I don't pretend I do yeah yeah well thank you for having me yeah
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Thank you again.
And yeah, I don't know, go make crypto so uncool that these people have a terrible day
in panic.
I'll do my best.
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