It Could Happen Here - The Red Wave That Wasn't
Episode Date: November 15, 2022The crew talks with electoral analyst Jack Rasul about the recent midterm elections.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Everything's dead!
Oh, wait, no, sorry.
It could happen here.
A podcast about stuff falling apart. And today, about the fact that things fell less apart
than people were worried they were going to fall apart.
And in some ways, might get better.
So that's kind of nice.
Sure. Yeah.
On the whole, we're talking about the midterms today.
And on the whole, okay.
I feel okay.
Mid is an excellent description yeah yeah it's the midterms
equivalent of getting like an ounce of of of like mid-grade weed for like 50 bucks but you find out
later that like kind of in the middle of it was like half of a paper towel roll that they they
stuck in there to push up the weight but it's like well
at least I got weed
alright I've introduced the podcast
who do we
have here today
oh you got me I'm James
still that's right
yeah I'm Garrison
I did vote
look at you wow way to be a way to be an anarchist garrison or
canadian same diff democracy was on the ballot is this what yeah uh-huh yeah yeah i'm not committing
voter fraud for the for the democratic party yeah yeah i also uh decided to not vote for the people
who are doing like the war on war on drugs in California right now.
No.
Garrison, you continued your years-long tradition of submitting
a crude drawing of the Premier of Canada to a ballot box.
Yep.
Shirtless Trudeau coming out of a cave.
Yeah.
Who else do we have on with us right now uh i'm here i'm christopher wong and i
absolutely despise elections so i brought my friend who actually does like elections
excellent token election enjoy pretty much yes hi i am jack i am christopher's token friend as mentioned um
and i'm here partly because of nepotism for knowing christopher and partly because uh as
he reminded me before we got started i had a 93 percent uh accurate prediction rating for all the
elections that i was paying attention to this year. So, I know some things.
Yeah, congratulations.
I only made one prediction before this election
which was, boy, it doesn't feel like Dr. Oz
is going to win.
Which means
you did better than a lot of
the people who are paid to do this.
Like, okay, that man
said the word
crudité in an election in pennsylvania
like there was he was never good the moment that ad came out he was going to lose
that's much more nuanced than my my political analysis which was the fact that the other guy
was much taller than him.
And also way harder.
Like if they just,
uh,
settled it with a fist fight,
Fatman could have taken it.
Yep.
That seems good.
Uh,
it was fun.
It was a fun election.
We all had a good time.
I enjoy that fucking Marjorie Taylor green and JD Vance are going to be in
Congress together.
That's going to be fun for everybody.
We're all going to have a good time.
Mm-hmm.
Huzzah.
But I suspect there's probably some stuff we haven't, like,
as you may have noticed, listeners,
we didn't do much in the way of pre-midterm content
because we all hate it.
Thank Christ.
But now we're talking about it.
So what should we know about these midterms?
What kind of occurred to you as somebody who's like actually has spent a lot more time delving into the nitty gritty and thinking about what was likely to happen?
So I told Christopher I would say this, and in fairness, I do genuinely believe it. I think the story of these midterms, when historians look back at it, will be that the Dobbs Supreme Court decision had the same electoral impact in the United States as 9-11 did.
I think that is going to be like how this plays out over time.
Because when you look at how things were going before Dobbs and then how things were going after Dobbs. Obviously, things got a lot worse on the policy
front because abortion became illegal in a lot of states. But the election essentially flipped
overnight from what was going to be a Republican wave to the even split that we got. And that makes
this one of three post-World War II midterms where the incumbent party did well.
And so this is definitely going to be a midterm that gets lectured about in Poli Sci 101 courses for the next hundred years.
Also, one of those other three was the post-911 midterm.
Yes, yes, it was.
Yeah, yeah, I find that actually a really – because obviously I was aware just because there was so much coverage saying like this is the best performance from an incumbent party in a midterm since 2002 so i was aware of
that fact but for some reason i hadn't put it together in my head that way that like yeah the
the the this means that like the supreme court's decision on roe v wade had kind of a comparable
electoral impact to flying two planes and to a
pair of skyscrapers at the Pentagon or three planes.
I mean,
to be fair,
whatever,
to be fair,
the Supreme court have killed like in,
in,
in terms of the immediate impact,
the Supreme court will have killed more people than that by like Thursday or
something.
So yeah.
The other one was,
was FDR's first midterm,
right?
No, the other one. So that, so I said midterm right uh no the other one so that so i said post-world war ii um my bad the other the other one was 1998 when the american electorate
apparently got so mad at republicans impeaching bill clinton that they decided to vote for
democrats in a midterm again well that's the that's the other thing biden can do if it if it
goes south it's good to know there are options on the table.
Yeah, but I think...
Non-zero chance that'll happen anyway.
I mean, I guess we're still waiting to see the shakeout.
Who knows?
Doc Brandon.
I enjoyed, from an entertainment perspective,
the three months of lucidity that we got out of Joe Biden this year.
We'll see how many more he has in him.
Yeah. Who knows? that we got out of joe biden this year we'll see how many more he has in him yeah who knows
so yeah like it so you're you're suggesting that dobbs has been like the really pivotal
thing here in in swinging a lot of these close races right absolutely um and dobbs definitely
being the number one factor um tragically because it's very cringe and i wish this hadn't happened uh
the january 6th investigation does actually seem to have also swung several uh important races
that's i i mean i'm interested in your thoughts on this but i actually
i'm i'm glad that it mattered that they tried to do a coup and it's like i'm glad that people
cared about that i'm glad it mattered
yeah i just i just think it sucks that because the way they went about the investigation was
so incredibly terrible oh yeah i mean there was yes yeah um like merrick garland is going to go
down as like one of the most cowardly attorney generals in american history but um yeah it's
it's pretty clear that in a lot of races, like the investigation made a difference.
I think this is really clear if we're getting into like very kind of under the hood.
Democrats ran the table in competitive state level secretary of state races.
And these are the officials that run elections.
And not only did Democrats run the table, pretty much every single one of those
candidates outperformed the top of the ticket. So they outperformed the governor and Senate
candidates. Um, so there were a lot of people, this is another big story. The midterms is that
swing voter swing voting is back, uh, not swing voting. I'm sorry. Split ticket voting is back.
Um, there were quite a few, there were quite a few millions of voters this year who uh voted
for a republican in the senate or a republican for governor and then a democrat to run their
state's actual elections that's kind of good it's that's also like it speaks promisingly of people's
like engagement with the political system and education about it and the awareness of what these different things do yes um but other
like like that other than that but just overall high level dobbs was 100 the big one um there
is a person whose name i'm going to unfortunately mispronounce and that i should have looked up
beforehand it's all right this is a safe place for that. Thank you. But there's a person,
there's a guy down in Louisiana named John Kulivan,
I think is my best guess.
And he is one of the people who makes money
off of like looking at elections.
And his big thing is that
you can predict the outcome of elections
just by looking at the nationwide composition
of the primary electorate.
So like if Republicans turn out more voters in their primaries and Democrats do, Republicans
are going to win the election and vice versa. This has been true in pretty much every single
election for the last 30 years or so. And he unfortunately got led astray this year because nationwide at the end of the primary season, Republicans were up by about like five points.
And so he was insisting the whole rest of the campaign that Republicans are going to win.
That's obviously not really what happened.
But if you look at pre Dobbs versus post Dobbs, the primary electorate post Dobbs was Democrats plus like up by one point.
That is the electorate that we got in the midterms.
So Dobbs 100% set the tone of like what the midterms were going to be because we are not
going to be legalizing abortion nationwide in the next two years because we are going
to have a Republican house.
Almost certainly Dobbs is almost definitely going to be a huge factor in 24 as well
i mean and i guess that like because i the question i had and i think a lot of people had
running into this especially people who are not election lovers is like do things matter right like it was dobbs
going to matter and was the were the constant sort of republican assaults on on the ability
of people to vote was the the the fucking attacks on children's hospitals and on trans kids and
stuff like was all of that going to work like do do things matter still and uh i you know we'll have to re-answer that
question in 2024 but it does kind of seem like that's the positive takeout from this is not
like you know it's it's probably probably too early to say are we seeing some sort of grand
progressive swing or are people coming around on b or Biden or whatever things politicos want to take.
But it does kind of seem that like on a,
on a very like ground floor level it mattered that the Republicans were doing
awful things.
Yes.
100% mattered.
I think Christopher and I have talked about how in his words,
Leah Thomas costs the Michigan Republican party,
the election.
Let's talk, let's talk about that. Cause I think a lot of people, I mean, yeah, how, in his words, Leah Thomas cost the Michigan Republican Party the election. It's true.
Let's talk about that because I think a lot of people, I mean, yeah, let's talk about that. Okay, I'll give the meme version of it first.
The meme version of it basically is that there was, okay, so there was a report released by the Republican Party in Michigan
after the election where they sort of
got hammered and part of what they're talking about was like okay so the inflation is like
7.7 percent right now right this is the freest election anyone has ever been handed like in
human history like a child could have won this election and the republicans managed to blow it
and one of these managed to blow it was they talked about this they spent they spent like 25 million dollars
like specifically on ads about trans like trans kids in sports yeah and everyone in michigan was
just like what the yes okay not not just not just blew it but blew it in a way that they haven't blown it in 40 years because
for the first time in 40 years democrats will have complete control of the michigan state government
yeah yeah and it's like it's like the other things it wasn't just in michigan where this
happened right like like quite possibly like one of the ways they're gonna lose the senate is
because like the republicans like entire sort of apparatus in Nevada was running against the Equal Rights Amendment.
And specifically, they were running against Nevada passing a version of the Equal Rights Amendment, like specifically on the grounds of transphobia.
And the ERA passed by 17 points, and Republicans are about to lose that Senate seat.
And Republicans are about to lose that Senate seat.
And it's just like, my main version of this is that the Republican Party ran a platform that is like the political equivalent of like a street preacher, right?
Like that is the constituency for this.
It is like they unbelievably hate trans people.
They like a unbelievably hardline anti-abortion position, which again, like nobody actually likes.
And, you know, it turns out like if your constituency is street preachers,
like the thing an average person does
when they run into a street preacher
is walk past them.
And it turns out that's what happened here.
Like they tried this and they got owed.
That's the meme version of it.
Absolutely.
I mean, that's not just the meme version of it.
It's essentially what happened
in Michigan and Pennsylvania in all of these states where hardline Christian
nationalists won Republican primaries like they went down hard. And so, as Robert said, yeah,
things actually mattered this election. And that's a good thing. And I think I know for me,
And I think I know for me, as like I went into election night, very nervous about my own predictions, because when I put together my Google spreadsheet that will never be shown to any of you because of how insane it is. know i got more races wrong by the way by picking republicans to win that democrats actually won
than the other way around um because i kept second guessing myself it's like no no i'm not
i'm being too kind to democrats and then i went too far but when i was making those predictions
honestly i just kept thinking about like so i'm adopted my parents are both white and my mom is this like white woman from Appalachian, Ohio. And she is, um, in her upper sixties. So she grew up in a world before Roe v. Wade. Um,
and I had never seen my mom so angry about anything in politics. And like, she was very, very angry when Trump won.
Um,
she has been very angry.
She's been very angry about like January six.
She's been angry about a lot of stuff the last several years,
as is my dad.
Um,
because they're both very normie Democrats,
but my mom has never been angrier as far as I've seen her than she was
angrier about Dobbs.
And it wasn't just like my mom. I was hearing from friends of mine from across the Midwest
who also have like normie white suburban parents. And that was kind of the same thing that I was
hearing from them, too, is like my mom is so upset about this. My grandmother is so upset
about this. These women who remembered what it was like to grow up in a world where abortion was not something that they had access
to if they needed it. And that honestly, you know, it's obviously completely anecdotal. It's
not data based or data driven in any way. But that was just what I kept thinking about as I was
making predictions about how the midterm was going to go was, you know, I think that these people are angry enough that they are not going to care
about inflation.
They're not going to care about the fact that our economy is very clearly
headed for a recession because this is going to matter more to them.
And it did.
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I kind of want to move on to talking about what we think this sets us up for in 2024.
Because I think the clearest,
and we talked about this a little earlier,
but sort of the clearest thing that's positive about this
is that we have fewer state secretaries of state
and state legislatures in the hands of the Republican Party,
which means more of a chance that, like,
what people actually
vote for is is going to matter.
Now, we're still dealing with a judiciary that is as fucked as it was prior to the midterms
and in 2024 probably won't be less fucked in a way that is notable in aggregate.
Yeah, we can all we can always hope and pray yeah there could be a couple
of very specific car accidents yeah yeah yeah on that point actually so they're um i know a bang on
about about uh like how the united states deals with its indigenous people a lot but like they're
they slated and we'll do an episode on it but we're trying to do it properly uh like slated for this uh supreme court session is to look at
the indian child welfare act uh and like the challenge to it challenges a lot of the bases
of other tribal law and in places like arizona right Like indigenous people are a large,
like often like in 2020,
they were supposed to be like the swing electorate
for like blue Arizona.
So that could have positive outcomes for Democrats.
It could, they could,
I don't know how they could go out their way
to disenfranchise indigenous people,
but they find new and exciting ways
to do it all the fucking time.
So like, that will be interesting.
One thing I wanted to raise is like so i live
in california which i think is seen as like the left coast and stuff but we have an alarming
amount of really chudly people going to the house uh from california and um yeah it's becoming
increasingly a bit like where like some of you live live in Oregon, where you have a very divided state. The far right in California is larger than the population of many US states.
Yeah, yes.
And they're increasingly big mad about small things.
But yeah, I'm just looking at the districts around the one I'm in,
and a number of them have sent anti-reproductive rights House representatives
back to the House.
California is a state where
the Democratic Party likes to flop its way to victory.
It's one of the most incompetent
state Democratic parties in the country,
which is really saying something because...
We should talk about New York after this.
They're competing with New York.
They're competing with Florida. I mean, hey, Oregon's not didn't do great either. Like the
state Democratic Party in Oregon had their most narrow governor's race in a long time. And also
the Dems lost their their supermajority in the state Congress. They did lose their supermajority, but Democrats in Oregon do now have the ability to redistrict again so they can take back that seat that Republicans
picked up because there was a constitutional amendment that got passed by the voters of Oregon
that says that if Republicans do what they have done in the last few years in Oregon,
which is walk out of the statehouse any time that a law they don't like might pass,
they get banned from running for re-election.
But also, like, without the supermajority, I don't know that there's as much of a...
I mean, we'll see what happens.
But, yeah, as a general rule, it seems like when you've got...
There's no meaningful competition for what party is going
to be in control of the state it becomes a haven for like the political equivalent of grifters to
yeah suck in huge salaries and do very little um and yeah yeah like our mayor or to just do like our mayor look at that
our mayor also
yeah
and she's up for re-election
in a few months and we can only hope that she
that she loses
I can't imagine her winning
I mean it could happen
it could happen here
it could happen here
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ah we're back and you know what talking about the midterm elections makes me feel
like doing smoking a cigarette buy cigarettes kids they're as good for you as democracy all right we're back in some other interesting news this
is also the this this past midterms had uh more lgbtq candidates win office than ever before in a
midterm election there was a few uh notable wins uh specifically with trans people in the Midwest, actually, which has been probably a decent sign.
It's a good sign.
Yeah, the hometown heroes are doing good.
Yes, there's been multiple trans people,
particularly quite a few trans women
elected to state legislatives across the Midwest,
like in Montana and inside
Controversial
putting Montana in the Midwest
You call Montana a Midwestern state
Oh
You're gonna get murdered
Is Montana a
mountain state?
I'm calling that out
Montana is a mountain West.
See,
well,
the thing is I grew up,
I grew up in Saskatchewan,
which is like above Montana.
And whenever you would drive down,
we would always stay in the more Midwest sections and everyone talks.
It felt very Midwest to me because of where I lived in Saskatchewan.
So apology,
apologies to people who are Montana mountainers, I guess.
Also apologies to the people of Chicago.
No, no, we don't need to be apologetic.
No, we don't need to be apologetic to Chicago.
They can fuck off.
So Zoe Zephyr, who testified against anti-trans legislation previously, is now able to vote against it in Minnesota.
Yeah, I want to talk about that very briefly.
Sure, sure.
There are a lot of queer communities in places
that people just fucking ignore.
Yeah, absolutely.
You cannot discount these places.
Yeah, like I was going to say,
Missoula specifically has
a pretty
substantive queer community. They do good shit.
They're out there.
There's this sort of tendency i think to like like look at like a state and go like oh
it's a red state like there's whatever the people who are just fleeing and it's like it's not true
like there there are a lot of people who are like have for many years been building a community
there and hanging on tenaciously and building it and Every once in a while, people take notice.
Also in Missoula, the first non-binary candidate was elected in, S.J. Howell.
So two trans people elected there in Missoula.
By the way, did Missoula do this before Portland?
I mean, this would follow.
But Portland's
city council
is like four fucking people.
Yeah, that's true.
And it swung pretty
conservative this past election,
actually.
But we also had
in Minnesota, Leah Fink
is the first trans person in state
legislator, and in New Hampshire they elected the first trans person in state legislator and in new hampshire uh they
elected the first trans man to a u.s state house that's dope so yeah and and other other good thing
is um arizona got a democratic governor uh which means a whole bunch of uh potential legislation
will probably not get signed on uh because did have some pretty bad anti-trans stuff
come up in the past few years.
I also want to talk about,
so the Arizona election was critical,
not just because it's amazing
that fucking Carrie Lake's not going to be governor
because she is an election-denying ghoul,
but it's the nicest thing I've ever heard him describe.
Blake Masters might be the scariest person
who was running for election he is he is the scariest he is he was hardcore serial killer
energy yes yes yeah yeah he was he was scary until he was funny is the thing because like i you know
when they fail they're always funny yeah but, but Christopher and I were talking about this before the podcast,
and during the final debate between Blake Masters and Mark Kelly,
am I allowed to swear on this podcast?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
We're allowed to say whatever the hell we want.
Perfect.
Big fat load of cum.
In their final debate between Mark Kelly and Blake Masters, Mark Kelly's final statement, his concluding argument was essentially pointing at Blake Masters and going, look at this fucking freak.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was great.
Which is one of the most powerful things you could do in politics. Because he was just like the specific thing he did because his language was, I think, a lot more nuanced than that.
Because what he was saying is Blake Masters, for those of you who don't know, like one of the most famous moments of this campaign is he put out a campaign ad that was just him parking in the desert with a silenced handgun.
Yes, silenced 22.
22.
Yeah. Coward. Which is silenced 22. 22. Yeah.
He's a coward.
Which is a child's gun, first off.
But anyway,
mentioning twice that the gun was German
and like...
Made it German two times.
As he caressed it
and then firing it blindly at nothing
and then the ad ends.
No, no.
He fired it across a lake.
Yeah.
We don't see him shoot at something.
We don't see him hit a target.
His stance is dog shit.
Anyway, but it's just him taking a silenced pistol out,
repeatedly mentioning that the gun is German,
firing it, and then the ad ends.
That's the whole ad.
It's like 90 seconds of him just fondling this gun
and badly shooting it.
It's worth giving the context that
the person he's running against is someone whose wife was shot in the head yes yeah yeah yeah
because uh martin kelly's yeah yeah very nearly assassinated so that's but it's also just like
look guns are a big part of american life a lot of politicians have ad including democrats have
ads that involve guns and usually it's like, here
is me hunting.
Or even like, here is me at
the range with friends engaging in
a thing that many Americans do.
Masters was just blindly
shooting a.22 caliber handgun
after repeatedly mentioning that it's German.
It was like
someone showed an alien, like a regular
campaign ad of someone shooting a gun
and then...
I mean, it's funny that that's the term that you used
because that was a term that was flying around
like Arizona social media the entire
campaign. It was like, Blake Bastards looks like
an alien.
This is so fucked up and creepy.
You get pumped with Peter Thiel money for
your whole life. So he has this,
and he has a couple of others.
He is... Number one, he worked with Peter Thiel get pumped with peter teal money for so so he has this and he has a couple of others like he is
he is on he's a number one he worked with peter teal for years um he's doing all sorts of fucking
ghoul shit on twitter like really mask off fascist unhinged shit and mark kelly in the debate isn't
just like look at this freak he's hey, we all know guys like this
who talk about how dangerous and how scary they are,
but they've never done anything.
They're just like weirdos trying to scare you
so that you'll think that they're powerful
and like, don't fall for it.
And it was perfect.
And the good news is that Arizona voters
did not fall for it because-
No, they sure didn't.
Not only did Blake Masters lose, but the best performing Republicans in Arizona were their House candidates.
The statewide House popular vote for U.S. Congress, not the State House, was I think Republicans won it or are going to win it by like five.
So Kari Lake already drastically underperformed that by six because she's going to lose.
And then so Blake Masters underperformed his House candidates by like 10 or 11.
Unbelievable.
that whatever most Americans want, they don't want
a fucking weirdo
fascist freak
threatening
an astronaut's wife with a gun.
No.
Really briefly,
also, on this note of all of the
queer and trans candidates who won,
I will point out,
this follows the pattern that has
taken shape in the last decade which is that
these supposedly well not supposedly they are but like these red and purple states in the south and
the midwest are sending queer and trans people into the halls of power a lot faster than deep
blue states on the west coast and in the northeast the first non i unfortunately forget their name but the first non-binary state
legislator in the country was elected in oklahoma and they're not only non-binary they are black and
muslim non-binary um so it's like you know these um these communities as christopher's like a these
communities do matter uh we can't forget about
them we can't abandon them but also like not just they matter but like as i will happily argue with
any political operative from either coast uh we are much more likely to see some kind of progressive
resurgent and resurgence in this country led by candidates out of the south or midwest than either
of our coasts yeah yeah well
and like like look at like this is one of the everything's that that you know so i have a lot
of friends in the uh like michigan teachers union right and you know like right right now what is
happening in michigan like in michigan is the teachers union is literally sending lists of laws
like to to the governor that are like you need to get rid of this and you know if you like
if even if you look at like like almost every other democratic party like in the country is
just constantly at war with their teachers unions and you know and then you look at like you look at
what's happening in wisconsin and it's like and you look at what's happening in michigan well
also wisconsin too like they have a much more labor friendly Democratic Party
than like fucking San Francisco
or like the ghouls in
like honestly
the ghouls in the Chicago machine
the ghouls in Eric Adams office
yeah right like
I don't know
like
everyone ignores the Midwest and we're here
damn it and we do good things.
It's a little bit like, I mean, it's a little bit of what we were saying earlier, that like, when you've got these states where because of the population layout, the Democratic Party doesn't have to struggle to actually win for the most part.
You're a hell of a lot number one the party
becomes effectively a cartel so they're very good at stopping any like upstart young progressive
non-binary queer trans people from like getting a hold on in local politics you know we just had
the most progressive member of the portland city council ousted by corporate business interests
um and you know, it,
which is very different from the trend that you're seeing in places like
Montana and places like Oklahoma with a lot of these very progressive,
you know, young candidates.
And it's because number one,
maybe the state parties are a little more willing to throw a Hail Mary,
but also just like those individual people,
the people running and the folks doing their campaign have had to be a lot
harder and a lot smarter to survive surrounded by people who hate them. And I think also like
there's one of the ways that I was pretty sure that this wasn't going to be a red tsunami was
so I have some friends. I have friends who go to Wheaton College and for people who don't know
what Wheaton College is, it is like we're sorry that we're about to inform you. Yeah go to Wheaton College and for people who don't know what Wheaton College is it is like
we're sorry that we're about to inform you
yeah so Wheaton College is
one of like I don't know
maybe the second
behind like Brigham Young
like most right wing evangelical college in the
US like they famously
it's not as bad as Liberty
yeah yeah it's like number three
right but like so this is like the intellectual center of like a sort of evangelical politics.
Like, hold on, let me make sure I have this right.
Yeah, like Billy Graham's family has funneled money into Wheaton is a like broadly speaking, like a fucking ferociously hostile place to be anything other than a like a cishet white person.
Right. It is like unbelievably homophobic.
It is really anti-Semitic.
And like a few months ago, I was walking like through Wheaton downtown to visit a friend.
And in the middle of fucking Wheaton downtown, there was someone who in their like fucking lawn had like had a giant pride flag.
And like it wasn't like it was like it was like the it was the like the brown pride flag too, right?
Like that was like even like five years ago, that would have been unimaginable.
Like you would have been like, you would have been fucking chased out of town by a mob.
Like, and it's just there now.
And I don't know, like they haven't been run out.
It's still there.
No, it's literally, yes, everything that Christopher just said. And,
you know, these are people that Christopher and I grew up with. Like we literally, I was,
there was a granddaughter of Billy Graham in my high school class. And I think, you know,
as much as, you know, these people are not going to be socialists or progressives anytime soon.
They are very much like normie moderate Democrats now. But there were a lot of suburban white people who got very turned off by Trump for the Republican Party. that always, always throws elections to the out-of-power party,
these normie white suburbanites are not going back.
And when you look at trends across the country,
J.B. Pritzker won DuPage County,
which is the county that Wheaton is in.
Yeah, insane.
Which is like, you know, this is...
Understandable.
Yeah, like this used to be, christopher and i's lifetimes this used to be a county that republicans banked on getting
300 000 votes out of on a statewide margin level um and now it's being won up and down
by democrats like democrats flipped the county executive office in dupage county this year
um so like chicago suburbs are trending are continuing to
trend left atlanta suburbs are continuing to trend left uh the like raleigh durham area north carolina
is trending left the texas urban areas are trending left and this isn't just like in comparison to
2016 this is in comparison to 2020 two years ago which was a Democratic environment. So the fact that these counties are swinging left in a year where the country,
even though the overall results were fine, the country definitely swung right.
Like these people are not going back and not just that these people are not going back,
but the ones who are staying Republicans, A, they're moving, they're leaving the suburbs
and they're establishing their little new white flight outposts in other places.
And the people who are replacing them are largely people of color.
Like the suburbs today in America are 60 percent white as compared to in the year 2000 when they were something like 75 to 80 percent white.
So this is, I think, this year was the confirmation we needed that this is a permanent trend, that the suburbs from now on are either going to be awash or even, frankly, just places where Democrats will net votes. And this is all, there still is a lot of fear and there still is reason to be very concerned about the ability of the GOP's power to push things in a revanchist direction in an anti-democratic
election to remove the ability of people because that that is you know we're seeing them talk right
now we're seeing guys like Matt Walsh Christopher Ruffo talk right now about the need to like stop
young people from voting to like crack down on male voting like this is not not to say like all
right it's all done but it this is like, I guess the thing that's optimistic about this overall is that it is,
it's evidence that the, there was this kind of open question after Trump won in 2016.
And if one thing you could look at, could look at 2018 you could look at 2020 now
2022 and go like well clearly the trend since then has been for the gop to lose big in most
of these elections but that was also anything but clear kind of as a result of of 2020 and the way
covid fucked things up and this this does seem to like cement that that like yeah it it may it may
have in the long run proved to be a major major tactical failure to to have gone for this guy the
way that they did oh yeah i mean and we can only hope um yeah i mean i personally from an
entertainment factor uh cannot wait for the desantis versus trump primary um i will be i will
be rooting for trump because he is funnier online um and also i don't think it would make a substantive
difference uh in whether or not like who would be the nominee because desantis is just trump without the charisma yeah um but i think yeah hopefully like we saw the republican party
pay a price this year for arguably the first time in a long time for their insanity um and it's good
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Okay, there is one other thing that is like basically unrelated to this that i want to touch on before we close up which is that the extent to which the republicans have sort of
entered chaos mode now a with with trump just sort of like going off on DeSantis and like the, the Republican civil war happening.
And then secondly,
because they,
they,
they seem,
it looks like they've gotten the chaos mode configuration of their house
majority.
Yep.
Yes.
Um,
any,
anyone who pays attention to Congress,
I would encourage you to get very,
very familiar with the term discharge petition,
uh, which is a mechanism by which if you
have a majority of the House that is willing to sign a piece of paper that says we should put this
bill on the floor no matter what, it goes to the floor no matter what. And I think you're probably
going to see Democrats successfully put a lot of bills on the House floor in the next two years
because they're going to get they're going gonna pick off the republican moderates in the northeast uh to sign
these these pieces of paper um we should i think we should explain what exactly the republican
position looks like because it's oh sure so um it's so i i should caveat this with the statement that there is still, I would say, a 5% chance that Democrats manage to scrape their way to a one-seat majority.
It's not likely by any means, but it is still theoretically on the table, mostly because Lauren Boebert managed to put herself in a position where she might actually lose.
to put herself in a position where she might actually lose um and but default modal outcome i would say is republicans end up with a three or four house seat majority uh in but what that
means is that uh cal we get calvin ball for the next two years essentially uh because kevin mccarthy as a person um is well a he's like
very unintelligent in general and this is like a very common sentiment that you will run into
uh in people who pay attention to congress he is not personally capable of managing a house
majority of four this is so widely accepted that nancy pelosi was willing to go on the record in an interview the other day saying that.
And so who knows?
Kevin McCarthy may not even end up being the speaker.
We may not have a speaker until March because no one would get 218 votes.
But whoever has that job, whatever Republican has that job, it is going to be the most thankless job of their life that they will suffer through for the next two years.
Because, you know, the pundit class and political operatives love to talk about how ideologically diverse the Democratic Party is in the House.
And it's true, because on the left-wing end of the caucus, you have people like Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar.
And on the right-wing end, you have people like Henry C slave and uh illin omar and the right wing and you
have people like henry quayar who tragically survived his primary this year um but i i think
it has gone under the radar that republicans in the house are arguably more ideologically diverse
than democrats are because the moderates or the moderate Republicans in the house are like
your very standard, like socially liberal, fiscally conservative types that were very
popular in like 2010. Um, like you had like some of these Northeastern Republicans who
are, were more than happy to vote for same sex marriage though. They would probably vote for,
uh, like to codify roe they would probably vote to
codify birth control uh legal like uh legality and on the other end you have marjorie taylor green
and like if mtg yeah if if there is a person on this earth who is capable of managing that caucus
um i don't know who they are I don't think anyone
knows who they are
and I think that the smartest
thing that that person could do is
not take the job
and let someone else
take the fall for what is going
to be two years of chaos that will
most likely hurt the Republican brand
a lot in the next two years
yeah that's like one of the things that actually makes me like slightly optimistic is that like.
The Republican Party, like, is it is it like a diverse coalition and it had been being held together sort of, but like by Trump.
And now Trump's not on Twitter anymore.
And Twitter may not exist by like the time we get a new speaker.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it's also I think I might add, Chris, it's not just by Trump.
And a part of why Trump was able to get the position he did is it's a mix of Trump and owning the libs.
Right. Like that's that's a huge part of why the most visible members of this caucus are where they are like there's no there's no marjorie taylor green right without the way that
particular social reinforcement pattern works and um yeah i i think that like that's not like
number one if twitter goes away which could have happened by the time you listen to this episode
that really gets gets in the way of their ability to own the libs.
But also, if they're just getting their asses kicked up and down the country, they're no longer owning the libs.
The libs have not been owned.
No, they have not.
And I think the other consideration here is that we like to talk a lot in this country, because it's true, about how neither party ever puts forth a substantive policy agenda.
And there are a lot of Republican political operatives who are running around right now complaining and saying that Republicans lost because they failed to offer a viable alternative, except that's not true.
Republicans did offer a policy agenda in this midterm and that policy agenda
was christian nationalism and american voters took one look at that and said are you fucking for real
yeah like that that's the thing that like everyone like like people like all the fucking new york
times columnists like people don't understand that like there's maybe 30 of the population who actually likes that shit and everyone else in the
country is like what the fuck yeah and you know but but you know like the the the the like the
the the actual sort of median person in the u.s is so much less like that than the median person
that every pundit imagines that like the version of reality
that exists in sort of like the minds of the media
class like
it's not real
they've created
like incredible sandcastles in their mind
now the tide's like washing them away
I don't know if the tide's washing them away
we can only hope
that the New York Times gets washed out to sea
but I think
I
sorry go for it
I was just going to say
obviously the next two years
are going to be the next two years
and no one can predict the future
anyone who tells you
in literally the next 18 months
that they know how the 2024
elections are going to go is lying to you and you should block them and perhaps report them to like whatever like non retributive forms of authority exists in your local area.
But.
My, you know, based on how this went, if the same trends play out for the next two years, which would be suburbs continue swinging left, Democrats continue to rack up problems with minority voters, but like not to the extent that we're going to like lose urban seats anytime soon.
And Republicans continue racking up margins in the states and like the seats that they're already winning by 80 points, which helps them on a statewide level, but does not help them in the U.S. House.
My I would say, like, assuming the current trends continue, the trends we've had since 2016,
that would mean Democrats flip back the House in 2024. It would also mean that we are once again
in like the fight of our lives for the Senate senate as we likely will be for every single cycle for the next 10 years so you know just kind of get used to that um while you
can when you have the breather um but yeah like we had an okay midterm that was literally a year
ago looking like it was going to be possibly the worst midterm wipeout uh possibly possibly the end of of the republic
as yeah literally literally yes literally yes um so you know so 24 i might might be good i think
the responsible thing to do now is to close out by each giving one of our unhinged predictions
for what we're going to see in 2024 and i'm going to start i think we're going to see in 2024. And I'm going to start, I think we're going to see Musk and McConaughey
vie for the governor of Texas
once Greg Abbott is forced out from a sex scandal.
That's my call.
Prove to me.
When it happens, everybody allow me some french fries.
Oh, God. It's going's gonna happen calling it now tom brady i reckon tom brady's gonna uh tom brady's gonna take a swing at it
at texas no no one of those states uh up in where it's cold and rains all the time oh yeah yeah yeah
one of those yeah i assume he's from broadly speaking illinois to
wisconsin yeah he is he is he would be running in new england please do not pin that on us
yeah no yeah yeah bro but not that kind of cold like yeah just just gray not like like miserable
cold like you will have on there oh yeah tom brady running in a place where you can't grow tomatoes is my prediction.
That feels good.
After his massive success selling the hit crypto platform FTX,
what can't Tom Brady do?
Who knows?
Don't ask that question.
Put that out there, Robert.
Win games for the Buccaneers?
Yeah.
The Argentine Germany?
Yeah. Survive eating what any normal human being would eat on a given day uh garrison i don't know i don't i don't care
about this type of thing very much that's the perfect reason to make a prediction unhinged
prediction yeah i don't know i think one of the funniest things is that earlier this year there was this big bitcoin account who said that if things continue
bitcoin's going to be a major uh factor in the midterms which is really funny so
i'm not wrong so i'm saying that what's a that, what's an even dumber cryptocurrency?
Doge would be the obvious one.
I was thinking of Doge.
I was thinking of Doge.
Dogecoin is going to be a significant factor
in the 2024 election.
Yeah.
Mine is that,
okay, Pritzker is's gonna bring back like the old
school democratic machine
Biden is gonna fall out a window
like Kamala Harris is
going to sort of like turn up
like they're gonna drain a
dam in 30 years and find her body
do we think that Biden's gonna run again?
yes
he won't because he will have fallen out of
a building near the end of 2020
like the end of about 2023.
Okay.
Christopher is going to take over the US.
That's your prediction that Joe Biden will
fall out of a window.
Christopher is predicting the forced
defenestration of Prague.
Here's the thing.
We all think that the
threat to bourgeois
democracy comes come comes from the republicans it's not it's pritzker pritzker's gonna coup the
fucking country and probably 60 of the population is going to be completely on board because he's
going to be less insane than like everyone that's been like in charge of this country for the last
50 years yep and you know who's gonna save democracy then then? Matthew McConaughey. Okay.
Okay.
That leaves me.
What is my unhinged prediction?
I don't think I'm going to top Christopher's prediction about J.B. Pritzker.
I think my unhinged prediction will be that Taylor Swift runs for Senate in Tennessee.
Oh, God.
Oh, she could do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't.
Don't.
Look, if she brings
on the head of her fan
club who went to jail in Israel
for refusing to serve in the
IDF, she actually
might get some progressive votes.
That may have been untrue, sadly.
The, uh,
the Swifty refusal, but maybe not.
Really? Why did you even introduce that. Really? Why would you
even introduce
that possibility
Why would you
say that to me?
Because not all
these beautiful
things we believe
in can be true.
Taylor Swift
running for
Tennessee.
She would
almost certainly
be better than
whoever is a
Tennessee senator
now, right?
Yeah.
It's now
Colonel Sanders
or someone
basically the
same as
Colonel Sanders I imagine. Colonel Sanders was a Kentucky the same as Colonel Sanders, I imagine.
Colonel Sanders was a Kentucky blackbird.
That's Kentucky. Yeah, come on, British James.
Colonel Sanders is Kentucky.
It's called Kentucky
fried chicken.
That was basically a slur.
There is a type of guy
epitomized by Colonel Sanders
who also occupies all the Senate seats south of the Mason-Dixon line.
That's not true.
That's my stance and I'm sticking to it.
I am pushing back on this.
Well, I'm going to watch a foghorn leghorn video
because that's who I'm thinking of now, James.
All right, everybody.
That's been the episode.
Go vote Swift.
Yeah, vote another couple of times.
Just make sure.
The old Chicago motto,
vote early, vote often.
Pay for a few meals.
Everyone go to Colorado
and vote against Lauren Popper.
Literally seven of you or whatever
Could swing this
Move to Colorado we can't deal with her shit anymore
Fund raise in order to purchase
A huge number of drones
And drop ballots over
Wherever it is in Colorado they count votes
I assume
Denver?
Yeah blanket Denver in your ballots
And stop listening to podcasts Denver? Yeah. Blanket Denver in your ballots.
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On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami?
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.