It Could Happen Here - War and Petrodollars: The Story of the Saudi Esports World Cup
Episode Date: July 11, 2024Mia and James take a deep dive into how Saudi Arabia's attempts to get returns on their investments led them to carry out a genocide in Yemen and an Esports tournament in Riyadh.See omnystudio.com/lis...tener for privacy information.
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Search, Better Offline is your unvarnished and at times unhinged look at the underbelly of tech E-sports! Oh, God. Okay, that was not a great intro. Call zone media. have a theme for our episodes i feel like yeah maybe it is petrodollars i guess it is yeah yeah
we brought to you today by big fossil fuel you know this entire episode is is the what do you
do with your fossil fuel money episode so we did an episode like a year ago about sports washing
and it has gotten much worse since then yeah you know so so the the big kind of sports washing
thing that's happening right now is this thing called the esports world cup that the saudi government is putting on okay it is
going on right now barring unfathomable disaster it will still be going on by the time this episode
comes out we kind of talked about in the last episode how the saudis have been getting into
sports i mean it sort of starts with soccer they start doing wwe they get into tennis they're in golf they're in boxing they're in formula one in the last like two years
specifically they've gotten really really deep into esports in 2022 they spent 1.5 billion dollars
wow to acquire face it and esl gaming which were two organizations that ran esports leagues. Esports, by the way, are professional video game competition.
The people who didn't spend their youth waking up at five in the morning to watch Korean Starcraft tournaments like I did.
Yeah, that's me. I fall into that category.
Yeah, I feel like on this episode, we have both the sports washing angles covered because you have the sports washing like regular sports angle.
And I've had to do the sports washing like regular sports angle and i've had to do the sports
washing esports angle yeah i have i know what you would call them p sports like physical sports
meet space sports uh yeah i've been privy to a decent amount of sports washing like uh
i raced a lot against iranian teams when i was cycling uh those dudes weren't so much sports
washing as just straight up like national state-sponsored
doping programs.
But then the UAE, Bahrain, Dubai,
all these different federal states and Emirates
will sponsor cycling teams.
Very, very common.
Brunei, another one.
I raced for Quebec once, which is not a federal state.
Well, I guess it's not i
guess it's not a federal state yeah yeah yeah no they got big maple syrup behind them yeah and
catalonia which again not a petro state but yeah it's very common in all kinds of professional
sports right because as sports has become more of like an entertainment industry it's become
unfathomably expensive to own and sponsor a team for like enthusiasts and the value proposition isn't really there for brands i don't think the amount that it
costs now to even a sport like cycling which is not a massive sport in global terms right it's not
football soccer for the americans out there it's not worth it for many brands to sponsor an entire
cycling team, millions and millions of euros. But if you can use that cycling team to launder and
normalize your state's reputation, if that cycling team can be what people think of when they hear
about your country, then maybe that is worth it, right? And when you have a bottomless pot of oil
money, you don't have to worry so much about whether it's worth it yeah so the thing i want to do with this episode is to get into why specifically
the saudis are doing this right now because again like most countries do yeah sort of versions of
this right but again you know that is 1.2 billion dollars they've thrown into two starcraft leagues
that i primarily know them for starcraft they do a bunch of stuff but those those things were not
worth 1.5 billion dollars like there's no way but most of the money that had been sponsoring this stuff was
crypto money right okay you know and but i wanted to get into why this is sort of happening something
i think is very important to know going into this is that the sort of league thing that's being run
right now is being run directly out of the saudi sovereign wealth fund which is called public
investment fund so this is directly state money so the esports world cup that's happening right now has 60 million dollars
in prizes which is unreal yeah is a extraordinary amount of money split around 21 esports there are
30 esports teams involved i am going to read the names of every single fucking one of them because fuck you. Okay, let's do it. Fnatic, G2 Sports, Guild Esports, Carmine Corp,
Movistar, KOI, actually I've never heard of those ones,
OG, Nautis...
Movistar, I'm guessing it's Spanish.
That's a Spanish telephone network.
Yeah, probably.
You know, there's a couple I don't know,
but these are like the largest esports teams in the world.
Okay.
Ninjas in Pajamas or NIP,
Team Liquid, which I'm really sad about because I was a Team Liquid fan for a fucking decade.
And I'm no longer one now because fuck this shit.
Team Secret.
Team Vitality.
Tundra Esports.
Virtus Pro.
100 Thieves.
Cloud9.
FaZe Clan.
Gaming Gladiators.
NRG Esports.
Space Station Gaming.
TSM.
Blacklist International.
LGD Gaming. Jenny E Esports. T1. Talon Esports. Space Station Gaming, TSM, Blacklist International, LGD Gaming, Gen E
eSports, T1, Talon
eSports, Weibo Gaming, Faria
eSports, Loud, Team Falcons, Twisted
Minds, fuck all of you
for fucking doing this, doing
this stupid PR thing. There's been
a backlash, and the backlash is
largely focused on
you know, Saudi's institutionalized
state homophobia, and you know, I's institutionalized state homophobia and you
know i mean the fact that women are not full citizens yeah like misogyny yeah i mean just
are just straight up owned by their husbands right like that's that's that's how the sort
of legal conservatorship works i'm not very familiar with esports so i can be the podcast
grimace here are competitions in esports like gender segregated do people all compete together
basically no there are like women's leagues but like if you just if you want to compete you can
just compete assuming you get you don't get forced out by sexism this is actually a kind of big deal
for starcraft because you talked about this before but like probably the number two or number three
best starcraft player in the u.s Scarlet, who's a trans woman.
And I mean, she's just in the regular league, right?
Right, yeah.
Are the TERFs mad about it?
You know, it's funny.
Inside the StarCraft community, this was a huge thing for a long time.
And eventually, the tides just turned against them because everyone likes her because she's really good and she's also just a good person.
And so they kind of...
I got to watch over the years as they just kind of got obliterated uh weirdly the like regular turfs haven't really found out about this
probably because starcraft is i don't know too good of a game for them to be fucking dealing with
not understanding things has not stopped that's true that's true it's kind of too obscure by this
point but you know like there's been a lot of real concern for sort of queer players there a lot of these teams like right as they were announcing they were going
to the fucking esports world cup were doing all of these fucking pride posts and talking about how
they're gonna let their players wear pride jerseys and it's like are you fucking kidding me yeah you
know so are they physically present in saudi arabia to play yeah yeah these these tournaments
are happening physically in riyadh okay yeah you know this is this isn't the first one they've had they've had some other events before this too there
but you know like yeah and yeah i think things are very very bad there was a well a story that
was famous among trans people but i don't ever think broke containment was there's a saudi trans
woman named eden who was tricked into going back to like see her family and her family just kidnapped her and
locked her up and she killed herself Jesus and this is not an uncommon thing um it happens to
cis women too sometimes when they try to like get out of the country sure yeah is they'll be kidnapped
and like renditioned back yeah there have been some pretty good reports on that yeah we'll link
to them or something because it's too it'll be too lengthy to go into here yeah but i think i think kind of the weakness of the backlash is that it doesn't it doesn't
really quite understand exactly why the saudis are doing this you know they understand that this
the saudi government is incredibly repressive and that it's you know institutionally homophobic and
it's institutionally sexist it does not understand like just exactly how fucking bad these people are
like this is like the most fetted up state in the entire world it is like it is it is the fucking
cia state and the rest of this episode is going to be us running through the exact sequence of
stuff that caused the saudis to need to do all of this fucking pr bullshit and how the sort of structural economic
cycle of funneling petrodollars around has led to genocide and then also this stupid fucking
esports tournament for pr two things which are not the same but first do you know who's probably
not a large enough company to have sponsored this tournament although i can't promise that it's not
kit kat or whatever the fuck hopefully it's kit kat i would like some kit kats if that is they're one of the sponsors of this fucking
esports world cup you keep your wafer biscuit kit kat your hate cookie i don't want your hate
chocolate bar anymore yeah it is the products and services of this podcast which hopefully
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of what are called petrodollars. Petrodollars are, in some sense, they're very, very simple,
right? It's dollars that you get from selling oil. This is important for a number of reasons,
though. Technically speaking, you can sort of sell oil in other currencies now, but most oil in the world is sold specifically in dollars.
And so around the world, dollars are one of the things that if you are an economy, you need
dollars in order to get oil from people. So huge sinks of American dollars from all across the
world, from the US, because the US imports a lot of oil, flow into these sort of oil-producing countries.
These are called petrodollars.
The most obvious manifestation of this in Saudi Arabia
is the country's sovereign wealth fund,
which has $900 billion of assets.
Right.
This is an unfathomable amount of money.
It is so much money that it is a structural problem
for the global economy,
trying to figure out what the fuck you do with this money. It is so much money that it is a structural problem for the global economy trying to figure out what the fuck you do with this money. This is a problem that has caused disaster around the world. It's something where I'm fond of talking about on this show, but we're
going to talk about again because it's important here. In the 70s and 80s, as sort of OPEC realized
that it could, you know, use its sort of political power to gain enormous amounts of wealth and power
and gain enormous amounts of petrodollars by controlling the price of oil suddenly they had you know that you have hundreds
of billions of dollars floating around and because this is capitalism you can't just sit on that
money you have to find a way to turn that money into more money but again you know i mean just
the sovereign wealth fund is almost a trillion dollars right and so this is extremely hard
and it means that this money is constantly flowing around the
world trying to find a way to get returns on it you know and and in the modern era these are things
like people remember we work oh yeah an incredibly stupid dune from the beginning office space rental
scheme that went under that that was a lot of that was funded by by saudi money because saudi
put an enormous amount of money in this Japanese bank called SoftBank.
And SoftBank was trying to figure out what to do with this unfathomable amount of money.
And they were like, okay, what if we fund the dumbest project of all time?
Yeah, it became a thing where they could fund it and just by them funding it, its stock price would go up.
Even if it was like WeWork, a really shit idea.
Yeah, and this is something about global capital
that i i don't think has been fully processed really but the the the sheer the sheer extent
of capital concentration right the amount of money that the richest people in the world and
the richest sort of families in the world the sort of saudi case right you know i mean like
saudi arabia is a country where a family has access to the resources of an extremely wealthy nation-state, right?
And that being true has structural effects on the entire rest of the economy because we've been seeing the consequences of this for a long time in the tech sector, right?
Where you don't have to fucking make money.
Your revenue stream can just be investor money, and you can coast a decade yeah off of just taking money from the
saudis who are like trying to find some way to turn this money into more money i think this has
downstream effects that we don't we haven't even begun to really understand yet right but very
famously in the 70s and 80s there was all this money flowing around and what it was poured into
was the third world debt crisis people bought state debt with it and then these loans were on it
were on adjustable rates on adjustable interest rates so when uh the volcker shock hit and the
u.s like massively increased interest rates the interest rates on these loans like skyrocketed
suddenly you know you're paying like 50 interest on a loan of like several billion dollars and all
of these countries are just systematically looted their economies are destroyed i mean david gray rememberably talks about this thing in madagascar where madagascar
had eliminated malaria you know but the way you eliminate malaria is through mosquito extermination
like programs they're not that expensive but they are a little bit expensive and when the fucking
government of madagascar had to like pay off this IMF debt they had to get rid of the uh they got
rid of these mosquito programs and there was a and there was a malaria outbreak and it killed
unfathomable numbers of people and stuff like this happened all over the world and the source of all
of this right partially the source of this is these loans and partially the source of this is
this these enormous piles of petrodollars you have to find some way to sort of turn into more capital
right and you know so there are sort
of trademark things you can do with this money um one of them is buying a bunch of military equipment
mostly what you're doing with that is sort of buying american patronage if you spend enormous
amount of money buying american tanks and this is you know something that saudi's been doing for
ages right you spend a bunch of money on american defense contracts you know you can sort of buy
u.s protection and guarantees that you know for example as is going to happen later in this episode you can buy a guarantee that an
invading army won't sack your capital but the thing with the saudis is that they have a lot
of equipment but the saudi saudi arabia cannot maintain a strong functional army right if they
were if they had an actual serious army there would be a coup tomorrow so their army is extremely well equipped
kind of but it's trained like shit and it's run by like just dipshits intentionally so that it
sucks but you know so that's like sort of one thing you can do with this money a lot of this
money ended up going into real estate and there are sort of cycles of this happening the one that
ain't that's of concern to us is what happens after 2008 in the sort of
aftermath of of 2008 there are still places in the world where you know you can park an extremely
large amount of money in real estate and have it be a relatively liquid asset if you have like
property in a market that is you know where the housing market is really hot
and prices are increasing rapidly you can pretty quickly get rid of it you can also there's
liquidity there's sort of financial instruments you can do based off of your ownership of real
estate and this is something that drives the saudis into a bunch of very very i don't know
if risky is exactly the right word but a bunch of moves in yemeni real estate that really truly were about to not pay off
um there's a very good book about this uh it's by uh isa blumi called destroying yemen
which is about like a lot of the factors that start the war in yemen and this is this is one
of them right um we can't really do a full recap of the yemeni civil war because that's it's that's its own 700 episode podcast
like oh god it is yeah it's on on a surface level it's not that complicated but the moment you get
any granular detail on it it's like the most complicated conflict i've ever studied yeah i
mean there's so many conflicts like this right like yeah civil war appreciator when i was studying
yemen in college i i i longed for the simplicity of
the spanish civil war like this this conflict is nuts yeah but for simplicity's sake there's
roughly ish two factions there are the sort of forces allied with what's called the coalition
government which is the government backed by the saudis and then there are what's sort of in the
west become called the houthis i mean it it's more complicated. All of this is enormously more complicated than that. These are all alliances. A lot of these alliances are extremely tenuous.
coalition is very hostile to the saudis because the saudis suck shit you know suddenly the saudis are looking at an enormous amount of capital they've sunk into real estate that they are
you know based on these like incredibly corrupt land deals with the previous administration which
have been friendly to them they are looking at suddenly losing all this land the saudis weren't
the first people to come into sort of the amendi real estate market right on the uae oman a bunch
of other states had sort of been in there before and so part of what a big part of what this sort of this like what's
called the coalition is is this like basically a bunch of these assholes trying to protect their
housing assets look that's a lot of what a lot of wars are if we're honest it's people trying to
protect x or y assets right like unfortunately yeah and it's it's not really seen in these terms in the
way that's covered but that's that's a lot of of what's going on and this produces one of the worst
wars of the 21st century which is saying something because 21st century has had a lot of really
really terrible wars yeah we've had some rough ones yeah and we're going to get into what the
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Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We have returned, and the thing we're returning into is a really, really bleak war.
So we said this kind of from the beginning, right?
The Saudi military is not very good.
The Saudis attempt to sort of end the war by like rolling a tank column over the border it's just like i
think it's 2014 2015 in like the early period of the war they try to end it by just rolling tanks
and tanks get obliterated because the saudi army isn't worth shit right all of their ground forces
are a joke but their air force is very very well equipped with a bunch of their like incredibly
modern u.s warplanes that we sell them all the fucking time.
And so, you know, they don't really have good infantry.
What they have the ability to do is just obliterate people with airstrikes.
The kind of like terror air campaign that they're waging is something that I think we're all familiar with from Palestine.
But they're doing airstrikes on school buses full of children.
They're taking the American thing.
They're doing doubleap drone strikes on weddings
where they're hitting a wedding,
and then when rescue workers come up, they hit the rescue
workers with airstrikes, right? I'm pretty sure
it was the end when they had the triple-tap fucking airstrike
where they did an airstrike on someone's funeral,
they did an airstrike on the rescue workers, and then
when they had a funeral for those people, they did an airstrike on
fucking that, right? This is
a just unbelievably
brutal war. And, you know know and again which we talked about
right like there there are some there are some parts of the saudi coalition that can you know
field ground forces right that stuff's mostly the sort of southern secessionist groups and those
people are not really that loyal so you know so they have to start importing infantry to try to fight the Houthis.
And so they're importing a bunch of Colombian mercenaries.
So these are guys who've been like death squad guys in Colombia.
The Colombian guys are the new, I was going to say the new Rhodesians.
That is a dark shadow to cast on a group of human beings.
Yeah.
It used to be that when you were running into private military
contractors abroad it would be people white folks in from africa right like they call themselves
rhodesian south africans what have you now you'll see a lot of like a lot of private military
contractors like at the boots on the ground you know know, infantry level of Colombians. Yeah. And so that's one of the sources they went to.
But then, you know, part of the Saudi coalition is the UAE.
And the UAE has a lot of very, very close ties to militant groups in Sudan,
specifically a group of militias that's now known the West as the Rapid Response Forces.
But these are the people who did the genocide in darfur yeah and they are like right now like doing a genocide in like in sudan as they attempt to sort of seize
control of the country and because the uae is very very well connected to these one of the ways that
the coalition tries to get ground troops is by using troops who were you know kidnapped by these
militias and when i say troops, I mean child soldiers.
The forces that they are deploying
in Yemen in an attempt to use as cannon fodder
are Sudanese child soldiers.
It is unbelievably
bleak. Kind of funnily, a lot of these
people end up not fighting because they
get handed a rifle and get thrown into Yemen
and they just immediately sell their guns
and refuse
to fight. like you know
but like that that's the kind of shit like again the kind of pure evil we are dealing with is we
are having the guys who did the dark who did the fucking Darfur genocide kidnap fucking villagers
from Sudan like child soldiers from Sudan and attempting to use them as cannon father in their
fucking war in Yemen so they can like defend their fucking real estate assets yeah right i think friend of the show eric prince makes a uh
makes an appearance in yemen as well by his triumvirate of companies which are the same
company right blackwater z yeah probably i quite frankly don't remember that part but
yeah you probably also yeah you can rely on ep to show up in a situation like this yeah i mean
the part of this we haven't gotten to yet is the worst part of it which is so this the saudis and
the sort of coalition government they you know they do okay in the sort of southwest of the
country because the southern yemen secessionist groups are well organized and are good soldiers
even if they eventually sort of
rebel there's this whole it's it's a whole mess but in the west of the country everything is
completely different and you know they're basically getting their shit kicked in and in that theater
the the saudis plan is we are going to starve the country so you know and the saudi the saudis have naval assets nobody else really in this war
does right and they just set up a blockade on like all of the ports on that side of the country
we do not know how many people get starved as a result of this um the last good mortality figures
i could i could find this war is still going on by the way i mean fighting has gotten a lot less
intense since sort of 2021 2022 but i mean it's
still going um the last good numbers that i can find suggest 377 000 dead and it's probably way
way worse than that because you know we just we just don't know how many people died in the famines
that you know that that the saudi set off and this was you know this was explicitly their their
their plan here was to
just kill off the population of this part
of Yemen by starving them to death.
You know, this is a genocide, right? They were
attempting to do a genocide. It doesn't work, and it doesn't
work because, I mean, there's
a number of reasons why it doesn't work.
Basically, they get defeated militarily.
Houthi troops, like,
take several cities, like, inside
of Saudi Arabia, like they like they march
across the border and take them and you know I mean it's it's bad enough for the Saudis that
like there's there's a moment where it like it looks like they're going to lose Riyadh and the
U.S. has to step in and be like no like okay you guys need to fucking pull out of this shit but
that you know that and that that makes the war less bad you know like the blockade's not still in place but this is the situation in
2022 that we walk into when when suddenly they're buying all these esports companies that they have
just attempted to commit a genocide right they have just attempted to exterminate a vast part
of the population of yemen that's i think like really the true sort of heart of darkness evil
shit right like i don't know it's
like us and cambodia shit but you know there's stuff that got more media attention too which was
like in a lot of ways more harmful to them because the pr from it but one of the things i think people
have forgotten now because this was six years ago is that in 2018 they kidnapped and then killed a
a washington post columnist named jamal kashogi yeah by tricking him
into going into a consulate killing him carving his body up with a bone saw and we're pretty sure
the way they got the body out of the consulate was by stuffing the fucking again bone-soled parts
of his body into into embassy bags in a diplomatic immunity and walking them out of the embassy yeah this is one of those things that like should never be forgotten right like yeah he says he was
a citizen right was he a green card holder i'm not a hundred percent sure but this is obviously
like a fucking unbelievable crime i think i i wish that you know the fact that they were doing
fucking airstrikes on school buses
had gotten as much attention as this did but you know for for for a long time right like in the
late 2010s and the early 2020s i mean this this was this was an issue in the 2020 presidential
campaigns because you know i mean trump fucking went and touched the orb with muhammad bin salman
who's the the crown prince of now well at the time was known
as muhammad bin bonesaw because he just straight up ordered this guy to be fucking bonesawed you
know but like that it was it was a real sort of issue and this is the reputation that the
government has that causes them to kind of go really really hard into the into this esports
angle and there there's one last kind of angle to this which is like the worst kept secret in the of the oil market is that the
saudis are running out of oil it's like it's it's technically a secret but it's like everyone knows
this like every everyone knows that a lot of sort of oil that's technically sold by saudi aramco
is not their oil it's their labels and other people's
oil and people have known this for a long time and the saudis obviously know it and so the trick
they have to pull right in order to continue to be this fucking like nightmare dictatorship state
propped up by the cia is to find something else to base their economy on and their plan has been
a lot of like they're trying to do just tech bullshit we're not going to get into neon because that's its own thing i'm so sad i'm
so sad not to be talking about the line i'm so sorry the lines yeah they're trying to build a
city that is aligned yeah that is also a city a really really long city is aligned that's going
to be their tech thing you may sound like we're oversimplifying this we are not no it is they are trying to build a city that is aligned it's not going to get built
what it has done is they've absolutely destroyed the lives of a bunch of sort of people who are
just like farmers and cattle like herders like somebody about a cattle herders people who've
been there for a really long time have had their land taken away from them and their lives have
been destroyed by it so you know but the thing is in order for them to try to do their tech pivot they have to fix
their reputation people they they cannot be the state that is remembered for like bone sawing a
journalist and attempting to starve an entire population and doing airstrikes and school buses
right this can't be the reputation they have this is it vision 2030 or plan 2030 or something yeah yeah
for their like rehabilitation and diversification of their income but like post jamal khashoggi a
lot of big companies were like we can't be like like companies like google right and like big
big tech companies kind of took a noticeable step back and so this has been why they've been going
into sports because they can throw around like we're talking 900 billion dollars of assets right they can just swamp a sport right especially
something like esports where people are not very well paid there's not that much money sources of
income are tenuous they could just sort of buy off these entire industries and it's kind of and
it's working and part of the reason that it's working is that you know the focus is on and like i
understand why people are doing this but the focus has been on the fact that set like the saudi
government is you know is sexist and homophobic and that's true but if that's the reputation that
the saudis have that is a win for them because a they'll be able to find people who agree with
those views and b nobody's talking about again again, the fact that they did an airstrike on a school bus.
Like the bodies of children and their fucking school bags were flying over.
They've been able to sort of avoid any kind of moral reckoning with this because people are off talking about other stuff.
And if this keeps working,'s it's going to work
they're going to be a country that killed 370 000 people and probably more i think also like one of
the reasons they've been able to get away with this is that our media has normalized massive
amounts of death and dying of muslim people in the middle east yeah for 20 plus years right so a lot of people's entire life of media
consumption every day we've dropped bombs and killed hundreds of people in the middle east
and it's just yeah it's the background noise in u.s media yeah i want to mention one more thing
they did that wasn't the script but i need to fucking talk about because it's one of my
formative political experiences was so when the arab started, one of the biggest uprisings was in Bahrain.
This is one of the earliest uprisings in 2011.
There was an attempt to knock off the monarchy of Bahrain.
And they probably could have won.
The kids in the streets in Bahrain
are probably some of the bravest people I've ever seen.
And the Saudis rolled tanks into Bahrain
to crush the protests
and fucking keep the government intact.
And for, I mean, years for you,
I mean,
like a decade afterwards,
every once in a while,
you'd get a video coming.
Like that came out of like the,
of these kids dressed in all black,
chasing down an armored vehicle.
That's shooting at them with Molotovs.
Right.
I've never seen anything.
I've never seen anything like it.
Like there's some of the bravest people in the world and the Saudis fucking
rolled tanks into their country to fucking crush them.
The,
the fucking e-sports companies here. Those are the people whose money you're taking right you you were you were
taking the money of a bunch of people who rolled tanks into a country whose people wanted fucking
democracy and yeah that's that that that's all i got about this i'm extremely angry about all of this and yeah fuck them yeah if i can say from the perspective of
someone who's you know been paid to do sports for a decent amount of my life okay yeah you make shit
money but like it's so much better to not make shit choices as well and like that goes way beyond
like not cheating and the manifest ways that people cheat in in sports but
also just like get don't compromise things that are way more important than like playing right
like sports is supposed to be fun and if you allow yourself to be a vehicle for things that are
terrible like you're going to be miserable in your fucking 40s anyway because your body will fall
apart like don't make yourself feel guilty for this as well yeah and one last thing i want to
address because one of the defenses that saudi people have been rolling out is this like oh you guys don't respect
muslim culture like because because because the main line of complaint has been about sort of
about homophobia and sexism and it's like yeah man those fucking children and their school bosses
were muslim too like fuck you yeah the people in bahrain are muslim too right like the people who
yeah bodies are all over
the streets because they asked for a chance to have some say in how the country was run
like that's just you don't get to do that yeah so this has been it could happen here
fuck every single one of the scenes that's fucking doing this shit fuck the ball yeah
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