IT IS WHAT IT IS - IT IS WHAT IT IS TALK EPISODE 9
Episode Date: May 10, 2023LAMAR JACKSON TRYING TO GET A MAJOR DEAL......
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Still moving reckless, I snatch you right out your Lexus.
I'm moving black like it's Tetris, 100,000 by breakfast.
Praying the Lord protect us.
Welcome back to It Is What It Is.
I'm Treja Wilson, a.k.a. Stat Baby, along with your hosts, Cam and Mace.
So, before we even start today's show, I know y'all, Pete, we're kind of matching.
You see the little spots of orange, right?
Matching.
Yeah, you got orange, you got orange, I got orange.
But I don't got on what y'all got on.
Hey, man, you won't be like us to say that.
Ain't no way.
Yeah, this don't come out the Friday.
Maybe I need a little fly.
I need a little fly.
But you guys are wearing the October's Very Own and NBA collaborations.
Real, real tough.
And I might have to give me one of these jackets.
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and includes teams like the Toronto Raptors,
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and the Memphis Grizzlies.
So yeah, these are fly.
Hey yo, Drake, Chubbs, what's up?
You see, I came to do it.
Everything down. Nicked out everything. We appreciate the love. Thank you guys, yeah. These are flat. Hey, yo, Drake, Chubbs, what's up? You see, I came to do it. Everything down.
Nicked out everything.
We appreciate the love.
Thank you, guys, man.
Appreciate you guys, man.
Thanks a lot.
Yeah.
Shout out to the whole OVO, man.
Appreciate y'all.
Real, real tough.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, speaking of the NBA, we're officially in playoff season.
Some of the matchups are the Nets versus the 76ers, Hawks versus Celtics,
and Clippers versus the Suns.
What matchup are you trying to see,
and what are you expecting from these teams?
First, you going with the Knicks,
because I see you wearing New York.
I like that, Jack.
You know my nigga over there, man.
I'm going with the Suns.
You know my nigga over there.
Look, it's tough being a Knicks fan.
Listen, when you a Knicks fan, you're allowed to have two teams.
I'm not going to act like the Spurs ain't my team.
You know what I'm saying?
You're hoping to win that lottery.
So you know what I'm grabbing.
But I hope the Knicks do good.
I'm rooting for them.
The most intriguing matchup, though, that I want to see is Phoenix against the Clippers.
Phoenix against the Clippers.
Because look,
Kawhi at one time was like
everybody's putting past LeBron.
They had him as the best player in the NBA.
I don't think that the Clippers would have
a healthy team yet
to right now. You know, Paul George is out
still. KD owed the Clippers.
I mean, he owed Kawhi.
Rob Markman, Jr.: What for?
For that fiasco he had with Toronto.
Rob Markman, Jr.: What fiasco?
Remember, KD got hurt. That's when Toronto won.
Rob Markman, Jr.: Yeah, absolutely.
So he won his get back.
Rob Markman, Jr.: But Kawhi had nothing to do with him getting
hurt and shit, but-
Rob Markman, Jr.: KD is thinking that.
I'm not mad at that logic. You know why? That's a good point because if I'm KD, I'm glad you brought that up because now that
I'm sitting here thinking about it, if I'm KD, I'm like, only reason niggas is sucking
niggas is because I got hurt.
So now you got to show them you wouldn't have had that if I didn't get hurt.
Exactly.
So first of all, now let's look at this.
Let's look at this, right?
That's a great point.
I'm glad you brought that up.
You got Kawhi, KD, like, so this y'all champion.
Yeah, this your king?
This your king?
This your king?
This your king, right?
Yeah.
Now, that's one championship.
Yeah.
The next championship, you got a Hurt Brooklyn Nets with Kyrie Hurt.
Yeah. James Harden was in and out hurt.
And KD took them to seven games with his toe on the line.
Right here.
Oh, yeah.
Right here.
His toe was on.
Yeah, just like that.
His toe was like this on the line.
So Milwaukee that year went on to win.
So you're like, y'all like Giannis.
Y'all feeling Giannis.
I beat niggas.. I beat niggas.
I almost beat niggas.
If I wore size 16 instead of 17, I beat niggas.
Don't know.
No copy.
So that's who y'all like.
So that's great what you brought up.
Yeah, that's definitely what I'm thinking as a ball player.
I got to be thinking that.
Yeah, like y'all niggas.
Because you know what?
And then Booker versus Paul George is an excellent
matchup. Yeah, I think, but you know they
ought to win a couple games before Paul George comes back.
I'm not sure exactly when he's supposed to come back,
but I think they ought to win a couple games.
That's a really intriguing matchup. Plus
Ty Lue, I think, who do you got on the coaching
between
who you think at the time?
Yeah. Ty Lue is a good coach,
but I got to go with Monty. I like Mon good coach, but I got to go with Monty.
I like Monty, too.
I got to go with Monty.
You know, I used to live in Phoenix.
Scottsdale.
Scottsdale.
Yeah.
Snick head.
I mean, saying that Mikey Williams is involved.
Mikey Williams is involved. you lived in San Diego.
I can live in more than one place, right?
Yeah.
I got a few spots.
I dig it.
But every time we bring up a topic, you lived there.
That's how I know about it.
I ain't going to say nothing.
But I think to me, that's my answer.
The most intriguing matchup is that Clippers against the Suns. And now
I have to agree with Murda that I thought I was thinking about Kawhi, but now if I'm
thinking how KD's thinking, it's like, why would y'all even think about any of these
people knowing what happened and why they won the championship?
Right. Yeah. He had to set the record straight.
And that's the home run.
Young, black, and gifted.
Yeah. First of all, KD is dipset.
Hey, he's part of the family.
He got the tattoo.
We going for KD.
I'm just trying to figure out the best matchup I want to see out of everything in the first round.
Also, another intriguing matchup, Golden State against Sacramento.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Now, Sacramento.
The young boy.
We going to find out if Mike Brown can really coach.
I was just about to say that because Mike Brown is on some sucker shit.
He probably be like, he know all the secrets.
He been here like five years.
They like the B team.
Yeah, the B team.
They the B team.
Them niggas is the B team.
Exactly.
The B team versus the A team.
Like, we gonna show them niggas.
She bites against dirt.
Yeah, this is exactly what this is.
So now you got Mike Brown who's been coaching,
assistant coaching Golden State the last four, five, six years.
I don't know exactly how many years, but he knows all the secrets.
And now he got these young boys balling.
They could be like, look, Clay can't move lateral no more.
If you go to his left, that'll kill us.
He ain't doing what he used to. The only way they don't win
if Luke Walton told the secrets.
Luke Walton couldn't get the job
done, though. Yeah, he might have went behind his back,
though. But see, look, Luke Walton tried it
first, didn't work. Mike Brown know the real
secrets. Luke Walton must not have known
the secret secrets.
It's like the reverse. Remember, they went
Mark Jackson to
Steve Kerr, and then they went from Luke Walton back to Mike Brown. Exactly. They, they went Mark Jackson to Steve Kerr. Right.
And then they went from Luke Walton back to Mike Brown.
Exactly.
They try to make it up to us.
Who do you think is going?
Out of who?
In the West.
To the championship, that is.
Phoenix.
That's right.
Phoenix.
Phoenix or Golden State.
I wouldn't care which one went.
Me neither.
I'm going to go with Golden State.
But what I will say is. You going with the Lyskins? No, I ain't doing neither. I'm going to go with Golden State. But what I will say is...
You going with the Lightskins?
Nah, I ain't doing that.
I'm going to go with Golden State.
You going with the Lightskins?
I'm really going with Phoenix, all right?
Because I just feel...
Yeah, you said OVO, now you going with the Lightskins today.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I trust them Lightskin niggas out there Golden State before the one Lightskin nigga in Brooklyn who never played. Wow. I trust them light-skinned niggas out there in Golden State before the one light-skinned
nigga in Brooklyn who never played.
Wow.
Wow.
That was wow.
No, I'm saying the nigga Ben Simmons, he might
do well in Golden State
because he light-skinned. Oh, he might
do well in the light-skinned.
Yeah, Ben Simmons. Ben.
Yeah, go to Golden State. You might excel over there because you're not excelling nowhere else, my nigga.
Period.
But I like Golden State.
I think Phoenix.
Listen, Phoenix hasn't lost yet with Kevin Durant.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're undefeated with Kevin Durant.
So we'll see what happens.
So you have the Warriors.
You have the Suns.
And what about on the East?
In the East, I got to go with Giannis.
Who else is there to go with?
I can't really bet on Joel Embiid yet.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Rob Markman, Jr.: What about-
Because I don't know if the strip club's going to be open.
If the strip club's going to be open-
Rob Markman, Jr.: That's true.
We James Harden-
Rob Markman, Jr.: If they close the strip clubs, I might say, you know-
That's a good point. Rob Mark, you know, Milwaukee versus Philly.
I've never seen a nigga get to the strip club quicker than James Harden after Jay.
I don't know if that nigga got an Underground Railroad tunnel.
You think he get there faster than Lil Will did?
Lil Will went to get them wings.
Nigga called him Loving Pepper Luke.
Lil Will, you snuck out the bubble to go to the strip club and get some wings and Jack
Harlow told on you.
Lil Will.
Jack Harlow did some sucky shit.
Lil Will saying he want Parmesan wings, yo.
I don't think nobody get to that club faster than James Harden.
James Harden lose game seven, 1130 at the club, 1142.
I ain't no depression, no mad.
He ain't mad at shit or nothing, nigga.
Give me wings, fries, and 100,000 sewers, nigga.
Rob Markman He got his section with wings and bottles.
Rob Markman Right.
I'm going to go with you with Milwaukee on the east as well.
Rob Markman Milwaukee.
Rob Markman I don't, I don't, same thing you said.
I don't, and they just, James Harden, not Cameron.
Right now he looks great though.
He looks great.
Rob Markman Yeah, he look real good. Shout out to James Harden. You doing your thing. Rob Mark though. He looks great. He looked real good.
Sorry.
You doing your thing?
Yep.
Shout out to James Hart and Joe LMB.
But I just, just don't trust Boston either.
Yeah.
Boston is good, but it's something that's just,
they like a 75% season.
And I'm not talking about consecutive.
I'm talking about good teams team 75% of the season.
They'll play good the first 30 games.
They'll stink it up for 10.
You don't think they'll win it for the new coach?
The last coach was a new coach.
Yeah, that's true.
It wasn't like the last coach.
They gained some experience.
So long as they don't get no new dates in Boston.
Dates in Boston, strippers in Philly, Milwaukee.
I'm going Milwaukee.
Milwaukee's a safe place.
I'm going Milwaukee.
Milwaukee's a safe place.
Milwaukee's a safe place, man.
Ain't nobody trying to fuck the staff.
Yeah.
And nobody's worrying about where the strip clubs is at,
at least as far as we know.
Yeah.
Milwaukee's a real safe place.
Milwaukee's a safe place as we know playoff season does have everyone on edge what shocked everyone was when Rudy Gobert
punched his own teammate Kyle Anderson because of this he was suspended for their Timberwolves
Lakers playing game Jaden McDaniels also couldn't play because on the way to the locker room, he punched a wall and now he has a fractured hand.
The Timberwolves did lose to the Lakers.
So what's going on with this team?
And could they have won if they had everyone?
I think they could have won if he punched the guy that shot that last shot.
Who was that?
That's who he should have punched.
Listen, man, I know one thing.
Well, what I will say is this.
After I found out that Rudy Gobert punched Homie, they have a better record actually
without Rudy Gobert.
So I mean, they lost, but they was winning, doing better without Rudy anyway.
Secondly, Rudy, who the fuck is you to be slinging on niggas?
Like, Rudy, furthermore, you swung on a nigga,
then backed up.
You seven feet.
You ain't go towards him.
What kind of sucker shit you on?
That's not sucker shit.
I know them punches.
That's them over-the-crowd punches
because you know it's going to be Matthew.
That's that thug from Utah.
Yeah.
Thug from France.
Exactly. Yeah. That's that suckug from Utah. Yeah. Thug from France. Exactly.
That's that suck-ass question.
You know, every 14 niggas going to jump in between.
If you really want to hit the nigga, wait till y'all get to the locker room.
Yeah, and Cal from Jersey, he know better than that.
He from dirty Jersey.
Dirty Jersey, nigga.
Come on, my nigga.
Somebody from Utah swing on you.
Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, he from France too, my nigga.
Yeah, he from France. Yeah, so end of the day, he from France, too, my man. Yeah, he from France.
Yeah, so, end of the day,
they was doing better without Rudy,
but Rudy, that's some dumbass shit.
That other nigga broke his hand.
Yeah.
He was so mad, he punched the wall
and broke his hand.
I don't know what the fuck
they got out there in Minnesota.
Right.
Sound like a LeBron conspiracy.
Shout out to Ant-Man, man.
I fuck with you, though.
I fuck with you.
He's that guy. He is. But one thing, though, LeBron's back Shout out to Ant-Man, man. I fuck with you, though. I fuck with you. He's that guy. He is.
But one thing, though, LeBron's
back in the playoffs, nigga.
Against Memphis. I think LeBron
set that up. You gonna break your hand,
you go over there and punch him,
put me back in the playoffs.
You been dissing LeBron since we started.
LeBron is back in the playoffs.
And look who he get to meet.
So what you got to say?
Is Memphis
against the Lakers?
Who you got?
You know who I got.
You know who I got. I can't say who got
into this.
Pfft.
Yeah.
I can't tell you.
I can't tell you. I can't tell you.
I'll tell you one thing.
This is going to be a really intriguing matchup because you got the king.
Yeah.
And you got the nigga who want the crown.
Is this your king?
Yeah.
This is going to see.
It's one of those series.
This is a series.
This is a, what's the word I'm looking for?
One of them, I want to say life changing, but momentum changing series.
It's the change of the gods. There you go. That's how John I'm going at it. Exactly shout out the Memphis
Yeah, that's the fact John they hate the Lakers John. They ain't go this state more
But if them niggas this is the time like it's our turn
When we beat them, we're king.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
All that kind of energy.
But I think LeBron, LeBron, yo, yo, this is a goodie.
So you going with Memphis?
I'm going with Memphis.
Fuck, man.
Bang.
I like Memphis.
Yeah, Ja.
Nigga Ja go bang, bang, bang, bang.
And what's your band name that gave Kyrie his jersey?
Dylan Brooks.
Yeah, you know they feeling they sell.
He gave Kyrie his jersey.
Yeah, but Desmond Bain.
Yeah, that's what I said.
No, Dylan Brooks was dirty, but they got Desmond Bain that you got.
Big Man is good.
It's Adams back.
If Adams back, it's over. I'm going to keep it on.
If Adams back, I might go with the Lakers.
I might go with the Lakers, man.
I mean, pardon me.
If Adams back, I might go with Memphis.
Memphis.
Yeah.
But this is, we, you know.
John, I'm rooting for y'all.
Don't let me down.
Don't let me down.
We just talked about in three years series, and I think this.
This is the one.
This is the one.
This is the one.
This is the one. The changing of the one. This is the changing of the gods
or do the gods
stay where they at? Yeah.
Stay tuned.
Okay. Well, we'll see. And so
they won, but the Heat
did lose. But we
gotta touch on Udonis. Udonis
had one of his best games in his
final regular season game with the Heat.
He scored 34 points
and dunked. Where did this energy come from and what do you have to say about that?
This is like the HIV game.
Yo, what the fuck is he talking about? What do you mean? What are you talking about, bro?
You remember what that game Magic had at the end where he just he couldn't miss
it's like he went out he went out spectacular it's the hiv game you got the flu game you got
the hiv game this is one of those games let magic score ain't know what that age
was about it to time my call malone that said i ain't playing with you yeah they want it's like
it's so you comparing your don is it so you don't you saying they
let you down and score.
I'm saying they wanted them to go out with
the bank. Shout out the
hassle. Yes, you did my man. I'm trying
to figure out what you're saying.
He had a special game.
What I will say is this man, you know
big you had a great career all
your time in Miami. You're
from Miami shot to everybody in Miami.
And what I will say is this, though.
I'm more mad at Pat Riley than anything.
I think Adonis Haslam should have been in the front office
probably two years ago, three years ago.
It was great to go out and have 24 and all that.
This is probably the only second or third game he played this year.
But he's been too loyal to your franchise
for him not to have a job in the front office.
You got Alonzo
Morning up there. Get his ass up. He better
be a player. And you helped Juwan Howard.
Exactly. He's not from Florida. Yeah.
Exactly. So what I
will say is this. I better
see UD up in that front office coaching
staff something. Yeah. Big shout
out to him. Big shout out.
The age game is wild though.
That's some wild. Yeah.
You're an ill nigga, my nigga.
Classic.
Shout out to Magic too.
Shout out to Magic.
No, I mean a special game.
Yo.
Okay.
Well, interesting point.
Shout out Udonis.
We'll be right back. Maybe I'm my own problem, babe She tired of hearing I don't know
What's happening to me won't fall
Dealing with this thing called trust
But she really thinking about
She wanna be free
Welcome back.
Okay, so in a previous episode,
we talked about how Pat Bev said he can't have sex before games.
Cam, you responded basically saying,
Pat, you have permission to bone before the games.
You're averaging a single single.
Pat responded in a slight rant,
and one of the things he said was
he thought you were one of them real ones
that truly understood the grind.
He also brought up he would rather be Rico than Mitch in Paid in Full.
Actually, we need to go ahead and let's roll the clip.
Hey, what's up with Cam'ron? What's up with him?
Killer, why did he say that?
Pat, you got permission to bone before the game.
You ain't, it's not sure enough.
You averaging a single, single. I don't know. I don't, it's not sure enough. You averaging a single single. I don't
know. Like, I don't know.
Very interesting, though. Very interesting.
I thought he was different. There's some things you just
don't speak on when you're dealing with
other real ones. Like, you know?
And I thought, like, he was one of the ones that
truly understand the grind, truly understand
like, making something out of nothing.
You know what I'm saying? Like, he was, I grew up
paid in full he was
rico rather go out like rico than have my man money mitch run out you know i'm saying now we're
gonna have to go out like money mitch that's a shame you know i'm saying you know but like i
don't know i feel like i'm 47 years old i'm not really on media like that i'm with my family i'm
tucked off in europe big house living in castle so you're saying this is kind of a get your weight up, not your hate up type of situation. Just thought, you know,
he was better than that. But say less. Got a homie named Killer Kent. You know what I'm saying? Like
he was big on that. You know, they was real inspiring for us. So it kind of threw me off.
Yeah. I just threw out my pink mink. So I'm with you, bro.
Okay. So I know y'all saw the clip. It was real interesting.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Right.
That was crazy.
So, Cam, what do you have to say about this?
Myrtle, give me a minute.
Give me a minute.
Let me talk to Pat Bev.
Pat Bev, I'm a fan.
I know you from Chicago.
You averaged 38 as a senior.
Did your thing in college.
Went overseas.
Bought yourself out the contract.
Came back to the NBA. you're a defensive specialist,
and that's tough to be
a defensive specialist from a nigga who
averaged 38 points. Look,
man, all I was saying is
go get some pussy. Nobody
tried to play you and all that crazy shit.
You telling me I should be living in a castle
in Europe?
I like America. I got mad cribs in America. Then you said I should be living in a castle in Europe? I like America.
I got mad cribs in America.
Then you said I should be chilling out at 47 years old.
I can't be on social media or the internet at 47?
I'm going to come back and check on you when you're 47.
You better not be up here.
But I just want to tell you, listen, bro, I'm a fan first and foremost.
But all I said was go get some pussy before the games. This is not
your regular sports show. This is what you in the barber shops. This is what you at the
dice games. This is where you hit on your corner anywhere.
Yo, Kim, Kim, Kim, what's wrong with these niggas? Kim, stop trying to explain
that to that nigga, man. It is what it is, man. It is what it is, man.
Nah, I was just saying-
You think he from Chicago? What is he thinking?
Nah, I was just trying to... You know what it is?
Is that I fuck with him, but-
I don't like to hear you sound like that, Cam.
You got me being killer and you being murder.
Yeah, I don't even like it myself, my nigga.
You know what?
You absolutely... I'm feeling a little uncomfortable myself.
Yeah, I don't even like hearing you talk like that.
Yo, Pat, it is what it is, man.
Yeah, man, you're right, Murda.
I apologize.
First of all, Pat, all we said was go get some pussy.
Yeah, you crazy, man.
That's it.
You win the NBA, nobody say you ain't in the NBA.
Choke you out, Pat.
Wildin', Pat.
Murda crazy, man.
Choke you out, Pat.
What I do want to say to Pat is, you know, I'm a fan, and everything I said is legit.
Nah, we ain't fans.
Pat choked you out.
Like, free well.
Wowing, Pat.
You lucky, Pat.
Over here trying to be holy.
Pat choked you out.
Pat, you wowing.
And what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Talking about you want to be Rico?
You want to die in front of the precinct, nigga?
Is you crazy, nigga?
Can't deal with this nigga, man.
Well, all right, so cool.
Let me explain, because I dig it, Murda.
I dig it.
Come on, man.
You want to die in front of the priesthood, man.
So just not only Pat Bev,
just people, because a lot of people get
confused. Rico is
really Alpo in real life
and what Murda's saying is he just got killed
in front of the priesthood. So why would you
want to be a nigga who just got killed
in front of the priesthood for those who didn't understand
what Murda was talking about?
Because Pat Bev made a statement saying that,
yeah, I was watching a movie.
I thought Rico was surreal, nigga.
I'd rather be him than Mitch.
And I'm like, I didn't want to be Rico, nigga.
Me and Dane Dash had a whole argument about that part.
I'm like, yo, my nigga, he said, killer, it's all good.
You know what happened when I played Rico?
They shot me in D.C.
That's what happened when I played Rico.
Nigga said, you snitchass nigga. They confusing motherfucking
movies with real life. But you know
why them D.C. niggas fuck with me?
Because I didn't tell. Because I was on probation.
You know what happened? I got shot and went to jail
because I was on probation and wasn't supposed
to be in D.C. So when I got shot,
they said, you either tell us who did it
or you go to jail. I said, send me
to jail. Then I went to Rikersers finished out my probation on Rikers nigga
So all this real one in the ground and all this other crazy shit
Yeah, what did he?
All I said is your average is six and get some pussy before the game. That's all I said now
I gotta live in the castle and you're gonna take your ass to Europe
You've been out there playing ball and all that shit. You ain't seen LeBron in Europe.
You know what I'm saying?
Michael Jordan wasn't in Europe.
No, yeah, Mike ain't never come to Europe.
Did Mike go to Europe?
Y'all just came from Europe over there.
Y'all just came from Europe.
Yeah, so.
But, Pat, keep doing what you're doing.
I like where you got the Bulls at.
And I like your game, man.
But all the real ones.
You can't be this. Don't be
Rico.
That's the
that's the judgment.
Don't be Rico, young man.
Live, young man.
Stay out the way.
We'll end it there, man.
Come on, Stab, baby.
I have no words.
Moving to football,
Odell Beckham Jr. signed a one- year $18 million deal with the Ravens. But what does that mean for Lamar Jackson? And do you think he'll stay?
Odell went to the Ravens? Officially. That's typical. I'm gonna make this nigga stay.
That's a fact. I'm gonna do something to make this nigga put all the weight on him.
Pause.
That was crazy.
But put all the weight on him.
That's a fact.
That's exactly what that is.
That's pause this right now, but that's dangling food in front of the lion's cage.
You always, I mean, you're a quarterback.
You got Odell.
What we waiting on?
If you want to try and go figure it out in Indianapolis.
The owner's texting them
just like this. What we doing?
Yeah, exactly.
They can say, yo,
Odell is number. Say,
see what you want to do.
He ain't talking to me.
Yeah, I think personally
because me and Murda was going back and forth on this topic.
Murda said he needed an agent.
Rob Markman I told you.
Rob Markman Yeah, you did.
Rob Markman He needed an agent.
Rob Markman I told you I'm always right.
Say it to me, Stat Baby 3.
You wore the orange because you knew I was wearing orange.
Last week you wore green because I was wearing green.
Say it.
I'm always right.
Go ahead.
Just say it. Just see how it has a ring to it.
Mace
can be right.
That's what we'll go with.
I got to be in the middle.
Look at Cam.
I got to be in the middle.
I'm a trusted voice, Cam.
This is what they pay me for.
I'm trying to give you credit.
Okay, go ahead.
I was trying to give him credit, but you don't know what I'm talking about. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
I said candy.
Astro candy.
I was trying to give him the credit.
He said he needed an agent.
I said he already in the grind doing it, but god damn, this is taking some weeks now, Lamar.
My murder might have been right.
Now, get your negotiation game up.
I know they trying to fucking play games with you.
Get an agent that's not an agent.
Then when you get your deal, say he's not even an agent.
That's where the point you at right now.
You got to play mind games with niggas
because you going in them offices trying to get a job.
Listen, man, I don't know where them meetings with you,
but obviously it's not the right voice.
You know, Lamar, he might got some real country niggas
like,
yo, what we finna do?
He could have let LeVar Ball do that deal.
Yeah, yeah, LeVar Ball.
LeVar Ball could have closed that.
Yeah, man, but I'm not going, what I'll say about this topic is this.
I'm happy that Odell, pardon me, I'm happy Odell found the landing spot
because he's been running around for a minute.
I think it's real crazy that Baltimore is the landing spot,
knowing that Lamar Jackson
is not signed and then Lamar Jackson
requested a trade.
What does that do to Brett Favre?
We had to talk about that another time
because that was on his wish list.
What? Odell Beckham.
What? Brett Favre?
I mean, not Brett Favre.
Aaron Rodgers.
Yeah. Well, Aaron Rodgers is still in a situation, too, where he's wanting to get traded.
He's stealing off that list.
But he's still, because Aaron Rodgers is still in Green Bay.
He didn't even get to the Jets yet.
Yeah, it's crazy right now.
So, yeah, but I'm happy for Odell.
I think that's just like Baltimore teasing Lamar saying, what you going to do?
Yeah. There's nowhere else to go.
You're going to find a better receiver somewhere than Odell.
So we'll see what happens.
I will say murder is right.
I think he should have had an agent at this point.
But we'll see how it plays out.
But I think that's, I'm good for, I'm very happy for Odell.
Right.
Yeah.
Me too.
And I think that'll be a good pairing.
So I'm excited to see if he decides to stay.
Okay.
So also word on the street is Michael Jordan cut his hair short because of Onyx.
You know who said this?
Onyx.
Do you think this is facts or cat?
Onyx.
You know Onyx?
The group?
Yeah.
I don't know them.
What song did he say?
I don't know them.
You know what song he said?
Here we go.
Here we go. Let Here we go Let's see
You know Michael Jordan?
Yes
What song?
Give us a song
Can't think of it
But I know if I heard it I would know it
You ever slam before?
No you have not
She said slam the magazine
Right?
No?
Oh, chat baby.
Well, they're not my age.
Y'all already know.
What I will say is this.
I'm going to keep it to Honey.
I'm going to keep it to Honey.
So, no, I ain't going to clown them like that.
Honest was a rap group who was really popping when being murdered was in high school.
And they cut their hair bald.
Did you cut your hair bald because of Honest?
I cut my hair bald because of the Fab Five.
J.A. Rose, Chris Webber, and bald because of the Fab Five. Onyx Rose,
Chris Webber, and the rest of the people. I ain't gonna lie, I cut my head because of Onyx.
Yeah, listen, Onyx was poppin'.
But then I switched my reason to Fab Five.
Yeah, but listen, if you go to
the video, their first single is
Throw Your Guns In The Air, right?
Russell Simmons is in the video
with a bald head and a pistol.
Talk about throw your guns in there.
Everybody was coming.
Yeah, they were that famous.
Yeah, they were really that famous.
Forrest Michael Jordan?
Come on now.
Nigga, Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan probably was reading that going.
You see what Michael Jordan read the screen when nigga Gary Payton said that he could
give a problem.
Nigga laughed.
He said, I had no problem with the glove.
Fredrick, y'all niggas was popping, sticky fingers.
I never knew the little Dorset nigga name.
But at the end of the day, Michael Joyer?
Nah, they was super lit.
They was super lit.
Nah, but you out of pocket, said Michael Joyer.
Maybe he knew him more than high school.
Michael Joyer?
Nah.
Oh my goodness.
I can't wait to see Mike's face when he sees that.
Mike ain't going to know what it is.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Stab Baby ain't know.
We know you know.
Stab Baby says Slam Magazine.
That's what I thought you were talking about.
I was like, oh, okay.
You're wildin'.
They know I don't know, but it's okay.
And on that note-
You just do not ask.
And on that note, You just don't have us.
And on that note, we'll be right back.
Pink Horse Power.
She call this thing about toxic.
What's happening, baby?
Baby, what's happening?
Why you walking like that?
That's how I walk. And then, like, you come on breathing on me like that.
I fucking breathe to live.
And, like, you used to be dark-skinned, and now you act like hella light-skinned.
You fucking blind? I'm dark-skinned. What the fuck?
And then, like, look at your beard.
The fuck is wrong with my beard?
Your beard looks stupid.
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, I don't even like it. The way you breathe and all of that.
Has this ever happened to you?
Your girl seems to be mad, angry, upset.
She's frustrated.
There's only one way to handle that.
Pink horsepower. But your breath! But your breath is really refreshing! No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just trying to give you a massage.
Plus, have I told you how good your beard looks lately?
It looks so good.
No.
PHP.
It works every time. Wait wait where are you going welcome back okay so paul pierce was fired in april 2021 after videos of him partying went
viral on social media he went on live while playing cards with friends, smoking weed, and he was surrounded by exotic dancers.
He spoke out about the incident and said,
I'm playing cards, it's my boy's birthday,
it's girls dancing, and we've blown some tree.
What did I do wrong?
He's still in disbelief over the sports media giant's decision
to let him go.
What did he do wrong is his question.
Mm-hmm.
That sounds like an idiot question to me. What you got to say, Kayla? Rob Markman, what did he do wrong is his question.
That sounds like an idiot question to me.
What you got to say, Kittle?
Kittle Jamerrill Jones, What'd he do wrong?
Rob Markman, It's his boy birthday.
He got some dances.
Kittle Jamerrill Jones, We just talked about James Harden every night with dances.
Rob Markman, Yeah, you're right.
But he works for ESPN.
That's what made it wrong.
Rob Markman You're absolutely right, man.
Look, at the end of the day, Paul, I ain't got nothing to say about it.
To me, you ain't do shit wrong.
You had a little weed, which all the NBA players are smoking.
You had some dances, which all the NBA players are going to the strip club afterwards.
But you gotta go with murder, Paul.
You gotta know who you working for. Paul McCartney Yeah, you working for ESPN. Rob Markman See to the strip club afterwards. But you got to go with murder, Paul.
You got to know who you working for.
Yeah, you working for ESPN.
See, the thing is this.
And Paul, my man, when we see each other, it's all love.
That's the homie.
Paul, what happens is with a lot of us, and I ain't going to say me because I'm still
a killer, but niggas, you not the truth at ESPN.
You not the nigga at Boston averaging 31.
You're just an employee up there.
You can't take ecstasy to
Disney.
You just can't.
ESPN is a part of
Disney, so Paul, you didn't do
nothing wrong by our standards, but you're bugging.
You can't do that shit
and you work for ESPN. You're smoking
weed. I've seen this
shit, Paul. You got a bitch all over you.
And you work for bitch. I seen the shit, boy. You got a bitch all over you. And then you smoke, and you work for Disney.
So when you ask some niggas what you did wrong,
we going to say nothing.
Yeah.
Go to the head of ESPN and Disney,
they'll tell you everything you did wrong.
You work for Mickey Mouse.
Yeah, Mickey Mouse.
Mickey Mouse.
Goofy.
Goofy, Daffy.
Daffy Duff.
You can't smoke weed with Daffy, my nigga.
And you my nigga, I'm not even trying to get at you because, you know, Kevin Garnett.
Percocet, Cinderella.
Yeah.
Percocet, Cinderella.
You know, don't go together.
Yeah.
And Kevin Garnett, that's my bro for real.
So, Paul, you my bro, but that, you can't ask what you did wrong.
It ain't about what you did wrong.
It's about what you did wrong and who you work for.
Now, if you want a spot up here,
you can bring your bitches with you, nigga.
Bring the hoes.
Bring the weed. Bring all
that shit. We have a good fucking time,
my nigga. Guaranteed, nigga.
We got a spot for you over here.
You ain't sensitive to what the fuck you want.
If you're trying to go back that
route, ain't gonna to what the fuck you want. If you're trying to go back that route,
ain't gonna work, baby.
Yeah.
Can't do it.
Okay, fair point.
Well, also speaking of NBA players,
DeMarcus Cousins says he's not comfortable with Nikoli Jokic winning three MVPs in a row
because that would put him in the GOAT conversation.
He said he hasn't won anything.
That sound like hate to me.
Do you agree?
That sound like hate fresh off the top.
That sounds like hate.
You don't want him to win three because he might be in a goat conversation.
Right.
Demarcus, what does that got to do with you?
What does that got to do with you?
I hate when people do this.
It's like your success make them cringe.
Like, bro, what?
I'm not at your house.
Like, you need to be talking to Joker about a job, DeMarcus.
What are you talking about?
This is true.
And he needs a job, so he needs to get with Joker.
Joker, don't take this personal with DeMarcus. Give him a job, so he needs to get with Joker. Joker, don't take this personal with Demarcus.
Give him a job.
My thing is this.
Look, it ain't Joker or anybody else's problem
that they do the MVP by the regular season.
I have this argument with a bunch of people all the time
because they're like, how did he get MVP
and he got eliminated first?
I'm not joking.
I'm just talking about-
Yeah, anybody.
Anybody.
Former MVPs.
Yeah.
Let me explain this to the people that don't know.
After those 82 games are over, they make their official vote for who is the MVP of the NBA
season.
So once the playoffs start, the votes are already in.
So when they don't announce the winner until after the season or
during the championship or whenever, so you're like,
oh, they're not even playing no more. But that's
not the Joker's fault or any previous
NBA MVP
fault that
that's when they vote.
So Joker did deserve
at least one of those
MVPs.
You know, it's debatable against Joel Embiid
last year, and let's see who get it this year.
But it's not their fault. That's the way the rules go.
I remember Dirk Nowinski got it.
And they lost in the first round.
So it's not his fault. Secondly, back to
DeMarcus Cousins. And DeMarcus Cousins,
if he would hold his head,
Joker wouldn't still be getting these awards.
I'll be honest with you.
What happened with DeMarcus Cousins is that he started
trying to chase rings and didn't get one.
He was the man of Sacramento.
He went one season over there in New Orleans
where AD was still there.
Even though AD left, you could have stayed there and been
there, but he tried to win championships.
He went to Golden State.
He went, where else did he go?
He went somewhere else.
He went in a lot of places. But all the places he went were to Golden State. He went, where else did he go? He went somewhere else. He went a lot of places. Yeah, but all the places he went were to win championships.
So now I just saying he signed-
Wasn't he on the Lakers at one point?
Yeah, I think so as well.
Whatever teams he was on-
I thought he was going to be one of them ones.
He was on the road to be.
He was on the road to be.
He just signed with a team in Puerto Rico though.
Yeah.
I was going to add, so he did just sign with, and I can't pronounce the name, but
something in the Puerto Rican professional basketball
league. Cam took a shot at you, DeMarcus.
I just told you what happened. Be careful on me.
He did, though. He did. Cam took a shot
at you, DeMarcus. Yo, he ain't just signed with a Puerto
Rican team. He did. Puerto Rican Pro
League. There you go. He's gonna try to find a pathway
back to the NBA. There you go.
Good luck, baby. Good luck, my nigga.
We rooting for you.
You should have stayed in... I know it wasn't just about Sacramento, but New Orleans wanted
you.
Could have been a staple, but I hope you get back.
He's only 32.
He got time.
Rob Markman I was saying he needed to be at Dallas.
He would be a good fit for Dallas if Luke could come back.
Rob Markman We was talking about off cameras, and I can't
say because I'm not in the locker room, I'm not the GMs or whatever, but you can see his attitude when he plays, and that may translate in the locker room.
Coaches and GMs may not want to deal with that shit.
Yeah, you can tell a lot of people's energy, their body language, that they won't be good
for the team.
So I'm not going to say nothing because I don't want to mess up the bag.
Yeah, exactly.
So to make a long story short, though, what's interesting is that I seen this the other
day, is that as seen this the other day.
Is that as good as Carmelo Anthony is-
Rob Markman I know where you going.
Rob Markman Where I going?
Rob Markman They're not going to retire his number in
Denver.
Rob Markman They can't.
Rob Markman You got to retire this joker.
You can't retire it.
And I don't even know if he could do it in New York.
Tiny Archibald.
Rob Markman I'm rooting for Mello, because Mello's my
man.
But I didn't think about that as good.
Rob Markman That's bad luck.
I'm not sure, but I know Tiny Archibald would be crazy.
Rob Markman What's crazy?
What are you talking about?
Rob Markman I'm saying they won't be able to retire the
number in New York.
When Tiny was there.
Rob Markman I think Mello was great in New York, but I
think he was better in Denver.
But Jokic is just fucking... Jokic, niggas, two league MVPs.
Y'all done won't anything in the playoffs yet, but the fact that you can't retire Mello
in Denver ever because Jokic has the same number, and then also in Milwaukee, Ray Allen
can't get his shit retired because of Giannis.
I never knew this.
Shout out to Homeboy on Instagram.
I don't know his name.
I'm going to tag you on the show.
So what happens?
What's the conversation when you say,
hey, we need to retire Melo number in Denver?
What do they do?
Make it 51?
Make them seven?
They just can't retire the number.
They just can't retire.
Can't retire the number.
And the same thing with Ray Allen,
all those threes down the drain.
Yeah.
Three out for nothing, man.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's fucked up.
But good luck to DeMarcus Cousins.
We wish you well.
And K2Catis.
Buenos dias.
Adios.
Y'all got more Spanish?
You got more?
Buenos noches.
Oh, what you got?
Chocada.
Anyways.
Okay.
Oh.
Well, hopefully. Yeah. We'll pick up more, a little bit more Spanish. We'll get a little bit better. okay well hopefully
yeah
we'll pick up a little bit more Spanish
we'll get a little bit better
with that we'll be right back Cha-cha. She called this thing about toxic. Four years and counting.
Got you feeling like an option.
Maybe I'm my own problem, babe.
She tired of hearing, I don't know.
What's happening to me won't fall.
Dealing with this thing called trust.
But she really thinking about it.
She want wanna be free
Why am I in this woman
She wanna be free
Buen venido de nuevo
See, I told y'all we would catch up
A little bit on the Spanish, right?
It was good?
Yeah, es lo que es, baby
See, there we go
Okay
Es lo que es, baby I See? There we go. Okay.
It's lo que es, baby. I think it's pretty good.
It's what it is.
It is what it is.
Okay, so boxers...
Where you learn that at? Who taught you that?
Cam, I know a lot.
He lived in Mexico.
That's what it was.
First of all, I lived on the east side of Harlem. Spanish shit. He lived in Mexico. That's what it was. Yeah. He lived in Mexico.
First of all, I lived on the east side of Harlem.
Yeah.
Spinning shit.
Yeah.
You never lived on the east side.
You lived in mad parts of Harlem.
You never lived on the east side ever.
Cam, Cam.
Ever.
Ever.
I used to drive through the east side like this.
Tu eres la muchacha mas bonita que yo encocida en la vida mami.
Oh, he was being game.
He was being game.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Well,
we're going to get right into it.
What did you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
Yeah.
What did you say?
I knew it.
Yo, what did he say?
He said something for real?
He was being game. He was saying Dave.
It's Slate, but he was saying Dave.
We got translated.
Yeah, yeah.
That was smooth.
That was smooth.
That was smooth.
That was top down.
That was top down murder.
Yeah, man.
I give you that.
Okay.
So, boxer Shakur Stevenson said he wants to fight all the champions
because he's the smartest boxer in boxing, his defense is the best,
and he can say whatever he wants because he feels like he's the next Floyd.
He said they can hate him because it is what it is.
What do you think?
I like the tagline.
I do like the tagline.
I do like the tagline.
The tagline is dope.
My thing with all these people around the same weight class, I know he just moved up
in weight.
Congratulations to Shakur.
Very impressive fight.
I watched it.
Nice TKO.
Very nice.
Yeah.
But y'all niggas got to fight each other, man.
Yeah.
Enough of that.
You know, they talk about this guy is tough.
Right.
He's undefeated.
I seen the nigga.
The nigga was punching him.
I said, this nigga's undefeated? I seen the nigga, the nigga was punching on, I said, this nigga's
undefeated? He been fighting at the YMCA? The fuck you mean he undefeated? This nigga
was your murderer. The nigga was punching, yo, the nigga he was fighting punches was
crazy. And I'm like, I don't know how he's undefeated. Listen, man. One thing I will
say, Tank is fighting Ryan. We got to see Shakur. Yeah.
And what's my... Devin Haney.
Let's get these four all together.
Yeah, everybody keeps saying they want to fight,
but they don't send no paperwork.
When you want to fight, you send paperwork.
Yo, I want to fight you on this date.
Are you available on this date?
That's how it's supposed to happen.
We need Don King in this.
I ain't going to fly.
You're absolutely right.
Don King, get us to fight. Because niggas start arguing over bullshit. I see fly. You're absolutely right. Don King get us to fight.
Niggas start arguing over bullshit.
I see niggas talking about, if I gotta come to the ring first,
I ain't fighting. Yo, what the fuck
are y'all talking about, man?
Are y'all gonna fight each other or not, my nigga?
It don't matter who walks to the ring first.
And when you wanna fight, you normally
walk in the ring after
the person fight and say, yo,
when we fighting? Oh, yeah. On some Clubber and say, yo, when we fighting?
Oh, yeah.
On some Clebber Lang shit, nigga.
When we fight.
Yeah, nothing up.
That's what Antonio Tarver did to Roy.
Yeah.
That's what your man did to Floyd. That's what Devin Haney did to Lomachenko.
Right.
Exactly.
When we fighting.
Where the fuck you at?
I'm in in Cabozos.
Yeah.
Where the fuck is Lomachenko at as a matter of fact?
I'm sick of all these niggas.
You know where they be fighting at?
On Twitter.
If you want to see these niggas fight, go to Twitter and you'll see all these niggas
fighting each other.
It's going to be crazy too.
Nice fights.
But I want to say congratulations, Shakur, but I think you got to fight the best.
Yeah, and shout out to Bill Haney.
Bill Haney said send him the paperwork, Shakur.
You still ain't send him paperwork.
And I'm tired of hearing all these tales of everybody beat Floyd up in the gym.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sick of this beat Floyd shit up in the gym.
I think Floyd will fuck all you niggas up when them lights is on.
When you put them lights on, Floyd is a different type of animal, man.
I agree with that.
I don't care how old he is, how slow or whatever.
I agree with that. I don't think none of he is, how slow or whatever. I don't think
none of y'all can fuck with Floyd once
them lights go on.
You don't bet against Floyd and you don't bet against
Mike. And that's a fact. And secondly,
Floyd out there beating kickboxers in
Tokyo, nigga. Fuck is you talking about?
Niggas use they feet and all that shit.
Niggas ain't fucking with Floyd.
But I do wish you well. What do you feel about him
saying he's the next Floyd?
Well, you know, I think to me it's cap
because you'll find boxers that are good with their hands.
You'll find boxers that are smart boxers,
but to find people that can actually fight
comes around 10 years, every 10 years.
What I will say is this, man.
You know, I know we really want to see them
fight the best boxers.
I think he's gifted in a lot of ways,
but Floyd is like, that's a...
Yeah, to save you the next Floyd,
it's once in a lifetime.
He's got Adrian Broner written all over it.
Forget it, man.
Forget it.
Just let it stop.
What I will say is this.
Shakur, you know, a lot of people are saying, you know,
that he wasn't going to have any power at this moving up in weight.
He fucked that nigga up.
He knocked him down with a quick check hook,
if it wasn't a check hook, a short jab.
Ricky Hatton, yeah.
No, I'm talking about what Shakur
just did to fucking
whatever homeboy name he just fought
last week. Yeah, he don't count. Yeah, he
don't, but what I'm saying is for him to move up
and wait and look that good, I thought that
was very impressive. I just want to see you fight better
fighters. That's it. Yeah. Okay.
So it's also funny that you brought up Mike because
speaking of everybody saying they're ready to fight,
Deontay Wilder said he's better than Mike Tyson.
I don't know about that, but I got to hear your thoughts.
Deontay shouldn't be mentioning the word Tyson nowhere.
Tyson chicken.
Tyson stove top.
Let alone Tyson. I was about to say, he shouldn't even know a nigga named Ty.
Yeah, yeah.
Anything close to Ty, he should just stop right there.
Ty Foo, just stop right there before it get to Tyson.
I gotta agree with Murda.
Listen, you saying you're better than Mike Tyson, which Mike Tyson was an animal.
Yeah. You're saying you're better than Mike Tyson, which Mike Tyson was an animal. He said that because Tyson Fury was named after Mike Tyson.
So he tried to get a two for one.
I dig it.
But at the end of the day, Tyson Fury, first of all, Tyson Fury, this is what Tyson Fury did.
And he became my favorite boxer after that.
Tyson Fury could really box.
And I thought he was like, you know, even when he beat one of the
Kliscos, I'm like, he was smooth about it.
You know, he was real, you know, for a
seven-foot guy, he's really
agile. That's the word I'm looking for.
So I'm like, yo, he's a real boxer. So when it was
a Jordan first fight and they came back and fought again,
he said, you're going to knock him out.
I thought he was capping that first.
I thought he was capping too, but then the nigga knocked him.
I said, oh, this nigga,
I'm going to hit it over there.
And he knocked the nigga out.
And then started singing.
Kumbaya, I'm an American, pa.
Before that, round six or seven, he used fucking DRT up and licked the blood off his ear.
Yeah, that was great.
Now, don't talk about your bad to anybody when niggas lick the blood off your ear in
the middle of the fight, nigga.
And then laugh at you.
And then like Murder just said,
after the fight, he did a concert, nigga.
Yeah, he was singing something crazy.
So the nigga sang for about 15 minutes.
I do 15 minutes, 20 minutes.
That nigga did a concert.
In Vegas.
Yes, leave the Tysons alone, my nigga.
Yeah, all the Tysons.
To this day.
To this day, nigga.
To this day. To this day, leave them Tysons alone, my nigga. To this day. To this day, nigga. To this day.
Leave them Tysons alone, bro.
And with
that, we'll be right back. She called this thing about toxic
Boy isn't counting
Got you feeling like an option
Maybe I'm a home problem, babe
She tired of hearing, I don't know.
What's happening to me won't fall.
Dealing with this thing called trust.
But she really thinking about it.
She want to be free.
Why am I in this woman's way?
She want to be free.
Hell, I don't want to see her walk away. I wish somebody told me the rules. Disagreements let her win, and it's cool when it's cool. Even when I'm right to say about
you. Welcome back. Okay, I know it's going to sound like I'm making this up, but I'm not,
okay? Charles barkley just told
on himself in an interview he shared that he has to carry his own bar of soap he specifically said
he almost had a couple accident with soap in hotels so of course he was asked in what way
he said the soap bars at hotels aren't big enough and when he was washing a certain part of his body with the soap,
he almost lost it.
I don't think this shit's funny,
Marissa.
I don't even think this shit's funny.
Yo.
What is this? Charles Barkley
to Charles Barkley from TNT?
Charles Barkley, what the fuck you mean
you sticking hotel soap in your ass?
Pause.
Yo, yo, my nigga, listen, listen.
First of all, bar soap is crazy
at this point in your life.
It's mad liquid soap.
Now, if you ain't got nothing else, I dig it.
What do you mean by this point in his life?
What I'm saying is I don't really use bar soap.
I'm a liquid soap ass nigga.
I am too.
I'm a liquid soap. I'm just saying, I'm a liquid soap ass nigga. I am too.
I'm a liquid soap.
I'm just saying.
I'm a liquid soap.
But the point being is I don't care what size bar soap.
I can't breathe.
I don't care.
I don't care what size bar soap it is.
You don't just stick a random bar soap.
Do you use a washcloth now?
This is what I want to know.
I had this conversation with a few of my white friends.
White people for some reason don't use washcloths.
Yeah, they don't.
They don't.
They don't?
No, they don't.
No, white people, they just...
You know, if you ever...
Remember?
So who's going to use that soap after he uses it?
That was my question.
If you live in a house with 15 people, right?
Or even four people.
You wash your ass with a bar of soap
and then you put it back for your sister,
your cousin, your mother.
Did you ever see the commercials
when you were young?
Paul, I got my brush.
It's like some commercials.
They got the nice music
and they in the shower doing all this crazy shit.
No, we black people
never did that.
We always had a washcloth. And when I talked
to my white friends, you know what's crazy? They was, you know, I got my man, Johnny Shapes,
shout out to my man, Johnny Shapes. He's like, Cam, I never understood it when I was young.
I used to go to my black friend's house and they would give me these little baby towels.
And I was like, what am I supposed to do with this? And I'm like, Johnny is the fuck. He's
like, I know now,
but I didn't understand it because we never used washcloths.
Charles Barkley, get some liquid soap.
Hey, stop sticking, I don't care what size the bar of soap is,
don't stick a bar of soap in your ass and then put it back.
That's some fucked up shit.
Not only that, that nigga's 6'5", 392 pounds.
What the fuck you talking about?
Yo, Barkley with his soap plug is crazy.
Yo.
Yo.
Barkley with his soap plug is crazy.
He had a good time.
He enjoyed the show.
He's going crazy.
He was too happy telling that story.
What if this whole thing come out?
Damn.
Yo.
That's even worse.
That's crazy.
Yo, Bloggie, you ruined all our childhood memories, man.
Of you dunking on people.
Yeah.
Punching people in the face to fight at Boston.
Yeah, and now you just...
You just ruined all my childhood memories
with that.
You fat, funky, bar soap ass in your ass ass nigga.
Fuck is you?
Yo.
Yo.
Fuck out of here, Charles, man.
Yo, the soap plug.
The Charles Barkley.
Barkley, the soap plug.
Charles Barkley, a.k.a.
Soap plug.
Wow.
Kenny.
Kenny.
Yo, Kenny, you might want to switch seats with Ernie.
Yo, Kenny, switch seats with Ernie, man.
Leave that nigga on an Allen bar of soap, my nigga.
That soap, that seat got bubbles on it.
Yo. Yo.
Yo.
This thing got bubbles on it.
This thing got bubbles
on it.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe I can't breathe
That's the end of the show
I can't go back
I can't go back
As you know over here y'all
We sticking to liquid soap That's all we have for today's show, y'all, we sticking to liquid soap.
That's all we have for today's show.
See y'all for the next episode.
Nigga said the soap plot.
The wild nigga, man. Outro Music We'll see you next time.