IT IS WHAT IT IS - IT IS WHAT IT IS TALK EPISODE 9

Episode Date: May 10, 2023

LAMAR JACKSON TRYING TO GET A MAJOR DEAL......

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Still moving reckless, I snatch you right out your Lexus. I'm moving black like it's Tetris, 100,000 by breakfast. Praying the Lord protect us. Welcome back to It Is What It Is. I'm Treja Wilson, a.k.a. Stat Baby, along with your hosts, Cam and Mace. So, before we even start today's show, I know y'all, Pete, we're kind of matching. You see the little spots of orange, right? Matching.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Yeah, you got orange, you got orange, I got orange. But I don't got on what y'all got on. Hey, man, you won't be like us to say that. Ain't no way. Yeah, this don't come out the Friday. Maybe I need a little fly. I need a little fly. But you guys are wearing the October's Very Own and NBA collaborations.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Real, real tough. And I might have to give me one of these jackets. The collection releases on Friday, April 21st in stores and online at octobersveryown.com and includes teams like the Toronto Raptors, New York Knicks, Phoenix Suns, the Lakers, Warriors, and the Memphis Grizzlies. So yeah, these are fly.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Hey yo, Drake, Chubbs, what's up? You see, I came to do it. Everything down. Nicked out everything. We appreciate the love. Thank you guys, yeah. These are flat. Hey, yo, Drake, Chubbs, what's up? You see, I came to do it. Everything down. Nicked out everything. We appreciate the love. Thank you, guys, man. Appreciate you guys, man. Thanks a lot.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Yeah. Shout out to the whole OVO, man. Appreciate y'all. Real, real tough. Yeah. Okay. So, speaking of the NBA, we're officially in playoff season. Some of the matchups are the Nets versus the 76ers, Hawks versus Celtics,
Starting point is 00:01:24 and Clippers versus the Suns. What matchup are you trying to see, and what are you expecting from these teams? First, you going with the Knicks, because I see you wearing New York. I like that, Jack. You know my nigga over there, man. I'm going with the Suns.
Starting point is 00:01:41 You know my nigga over there. Look, it's tough being a Knicks fan. Listen, when you a Knicks fan, you're allowed to have two teams. I'm not going to act like the Spurs ain't my team. You know what I'm saying? You're hoping to win that lottery. So you know what I'm grabbing. But I hope the Knicks do good.
Starting point is 00:01:57 I'm rooting for them. The most intriguing matchup, though, that I want to see is Phoenix against the Clippers. Phoenix against the Clippers. Because look, Kawhi at one time was like everybody's putting past LeBron. They had him as the best player in the NBA. I don't think that the Clippers would have
Starting point is 00:02:18 a healthy team yet to right now. You know, Paul George is out still. KD owed the Clippers. I mean, he owed Kawhi. Rob Markman, Jr.: What for? For that fiasco he had with Toronto. Rob Markman, Jr.: What fiasco? Remember, KD got hurt. That's when Toronto won.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Rob Markman, Jr.: Yeah, absolutely. So he won his get back. Rob Markman, Jr.: But Kawhi had nothing to do with him getting hurt and shit, but- Rob Markman, Jr.: KD is thinking that. I'm not mad at that logic. You know why? That's a good point because if I'm KD, I'm glad you brought that up because now that I'm sitting here thinking about it, if I'm KD, I'm like, only reason niggas is sucking niggas is because I got hurt.
Starting point is 00:02:56 So now you got to show them you wouldn't have had that if I didn't get hurt. Exactly. So first of all, now let's look at this. Let's look at this, right? That's a great point. I'm glad you brought that up. You got Kawhi, KD, like, so this y'all champion. Yeah, this your king?
Starting point is 00:03:09 This your king? This your king? This your king, right? Yeah. Now, that's one championship. Yeah. The next championship, you got a Hurt Brooklyn Nets with Kyrie Hurt. Yeah. James Harden was in and out hurt.
Starting point is 00:03:27 And KD took them to seven games with his toe on the line. Right here. Oh, yeah. Right here. His toe was on. Yeah, just like that. His toe was like this on the line. So Milwaukee that year went on to win.
Starting point is 00:03:40 So you're like, y'all like Giannis. Y'all feeling Giannis. I beat niggas.. I beat niggas. I almost beat niggas. If I wore size 16 instead of 17, I beat niggas. Don't know. No copy. So that's who y'all like.
Starting point is 00:03:53 So that's great what you brought up. Yeah, that's definitely what I'm thinking as a ball player. I got to be thinking that. Yeah, like y'all niggas. Because you know what? And then Booker versus Paul George is an excellent matchup. Yeah, I think, but you know they ought to win a couple games before Paul George comes back.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I'm not sure exactly when he's supposed to come back, but I think they ought to win a couple games. That's a really intriguing matchup. Plus Ty Lue, I think, who do you got on the coaching between who you think at the time? Yeah. Ty Lue is a good coach, but I got to go with Monty. I like Mon good coach, but I got to go with Monty.
Starting point is 00:04:27 I like Monty, too. I got to go with Monty. You know, I used to live in Phoenix. Scottsdale. Scottsdale. Yeah. Snick head. I mean, saying that Mikey Williams is involved.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Mikey Williams is involved. you lived in San Diego. I can live in more than one place, right? Yeah. I got a few spots. I dig it. But every time we bring up a topic, you lived there. That's how I know about it. I ain't going to say nothing.
Starting point is 00:04:58 But I think to me, that's my answer. The most intriguing matchup is that Clippers against the Suns. And now I have to agree with Murda that I thought I was thinking about Kawhi, but now if I'm thinking how KD's thinking, it's like, why would y'all even think about any of these people knowing what happened and why they won the championship? Right. Yeah. He had to set the record straight. And that's the home run. Young, black, and gifted.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Yeah. First of all, KD is dipset. Hey, he's part of the family. He got the tattoo. We going for KD. I'm just trying to figure out the best matchup I want to see out of everything in the first round. Also, another intriguing matchup, Golden State against Sacramento. Yeah. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Now, Sacramento. The young boy. We going to find out if Mike Brown can really coach. I was just about to say that because Mike Brown is on some sucker shit. He probably be like, he know all the secrets. He been here like five years. They like the B team. Yeah, the B team.
Starting point is 00:05:56 They the B team. Them niggas is the B team. Exactly. The B team versus the A team. Like, we gonna show them niggas. She bites against dirt. Yeah, this is exactly what this is. So now you got Mike Brown who's been coaching,
Starting point is 00:06:10 assistant coaching Golden State the last four, five, six years. I don't know exactly how many years, but he knows all the secrets. And now he got these young boys balling. They could be like, look, Clay can't move lateral no more. If you go to his left, that'll kill us. He ain't doing what he used to. The only way they don't win if Luke Walton told the secrets. Luke Walton couldn't get the job
Starting point is 00:06:30 done, though. Yeah, he might have went behind his back, though. But see, look, Luke Walton tried it first, didn't work. Mike Brown know the real secrets. Luke Walton must not have known the secret secrets. It's like the reverse. Remember, they went Mark Jackson to Steve Kerr, and then they went from Luke Walton back to Mike Brown. Exactly. They, they went Mark Jackson to Steve Kerr. Right.
Starting point is 00:06:45 And then they went from Luke Walton back to Mike Brown. Exactly. They try to make it up to us. Who do you think is going? Out of who? In the West. To the championship, that is. Phoenix.
Starting point is 00:06:56 That's right. Phoenix. Phoenix or Golden State. I wouldn't care which one went. Me neither. I'm going to go with Golden State. But what I will say is. You going with the Lyskins? No, I ain't doing neither. I'm going to go with Golden State. But what I will say is... You going with the Lightskins?
Starting point is 00:07:06 Nah, I ain't doing that. I'm going to go with Golden State. You going with the Lightskins? I'm really going with Phoenix, all right? Because I just feel... Yeah, you said OVO, now you going with the Lightskins today. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Wow. I trust them Lightskin niggas out there Golden State before the one Lightskin nigga in Brooklyn who never played. Wow. I trust them light-skinned niggas out there in Golden State before the one light-skinned nigga in Brooklyn who never played. Wow. Wow. That was wow. No, I'm saying the nigga Ben Simmons, he might do well in Golden State
Starting point is 00:07:38 because he light-skinned. Oh, he might do well in the light-skinned. Yeah, Ben Simmons. Ben. Yeah, go to Golden State. You might excel over there because you're not excelling nowhere else, my nigga. Period. But I like Golden State. I think Phoenix. Listen, Phoenix hasn't lost yet with Kevin Durant.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Yeah. Yeah, they're undefeated with Kevin Durant. So we'll see what happens. So you have the Warriors. You have the Suns. And what about on the East? In the East, I got to go with Giannis. Who else is there to go with?
Starting point is 00:08:08 I can't really bet on Joel Embiid yet. Not yet. Not yet. Rob Markman, Jr.: What about- Because I don't know if the strip club's going to be open. If the strip club's going to be open- Rob Markman, Jr.: That's true. We James Harden-
Starting point is 00:08:21 Rob Markman, Jr.: If they close the strip clubs, I might say, you know- That's a good point. Rob Mark, you know, Milwaukee versus Philly. I've never seen a nigga get to the strip club quicker than James Harden after Jay. I don't know if that nigga got an Underground Railroad tunnel. You think he get there faster than Lil Will did? Lil Will went to get them wings. Nigga called him Loving Pepper Luke. Lil Will, you snuck out the bubble to go to the strip club and get some wings and Jack
Starting point is 00:08:46 Harlow told on you. Lil Will. Jack Harlow did some sucky shit. Lil Will saying he want Parmesan wings, yo. I don't think nobody get to that club faster than James Harden. James Harden lose game seven, 1130 at the club, 1142. I ain't no depression, no mad. He ain't mad at shit or nothing, nigga.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Give me wings, fries, and 100,000 sewers, nigga. Rob Markman He got his section with wings and bottles. Rob Markman Right. I'm going to go with you with Milwaukee on the east as well. Rob Markman Milwaukee. Rob Markman I don't, I don't, same thing you said. I don't, and they just, James Harden, not Cameron. Right now he looks great though.
Starting point is 00:09:23 He looks great. Rob Markman Yeah, he look real good. Shout out to James Harden. You doing your thing. Rob Mark though. He looks great. He looked real good. Sorry. You doing your thing? Yep. Shout out to James Hart and Joe LMB. But I just, just don't trust Boston either. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Boston is good, but it's something that's just, they like a 75% season. And I'm not talking about consecutive. I'm talking about good teams team 75% of the season. They'll play good the first 30 games. They'll stink it up for 10. You don't think they'll win it for the new coach? The last coach was a new coach.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Yeah, that's true. It wasn't like the last coach. They gained some experience. So long as they don't get no new dates in Boston. Dates in Boston, strippers in Philly, Milwaukee. I'm going Milwaukee. Milwaukee's a safe place. I'm going Milwaukee.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Milwaukee's a safe place. Milwaukee's a safe place, man. Ain't nobody trying to fuck the staff. Yeah. And nobody's worrying about where the strip clubs is at, at least as far as we know. Yeah. Milwaukee's a real safe place.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Milwaukee's a safe place as we know playoff season does have everyone on edge what shocked everyone was when Rudy Gobert punched his own teammate Kyle Anderson because of this he was suspended for their Timberwolves Lakers playing game Jaden McDaniels also couldn't play because on the way to the locker room, he punched a wall and now he has a fractured hand. The Timberwolves did lose to the Lakers. So what's going on with this team? And could they have won if they had everyone? I think they could have won if he punched the guy that shot that last shot. Who was that?
Starting point is 00:11:01 That's who he should have punched. Listen, man, I know one thing. Well, what I will say is this. After I found out that Rudy Gobert punched Homie, they have a better record actually without Rudy Gobert. So I mean, they lost, but they was winning, doing better without Rudy anyway. Secondly, Rudy, who the fuck is you to be slinging on niggas? Like, Rudy, furthermore, you swung on a nigga,
Starting point is 00:11:29 then backed up. You seven feet. You ain't go towards him. What kind of sucker shit you on? That's not sucker shit. I know them punches. That's them over-the-crowd punches because you know it's going to be Matthew.
Starting point is 00:11:40 That's that thug from Utah. Yeah. Thug from France. Exactly. Yeah. That's that suckug from Utah. Yeah. Thug from France. Exactly. That's that suck-ass question. You know, every 14 niggas going to jump in between. If you really want to hit the nigga, wait till y'all get to the locker room. Yeah, and Cal from Jersey, he know better than that.
Starting point is 00:11:56 He from dirty Jersey. Dirty Jersey, nigga. Come on, my nigga. Somebody from Utah swing on you. Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, he from France too, my nigga. Yeah, he from France. Yeah, so end of the day, he from France, too, my man. Yeah, he from France. Yeah, so, end of the day, they was doing better without Rudy,
Starting point is 00:12:09 but Rudy, that's some dumbass shit. That other nigga broke his hand. Yeah. He was so mad, he punched the wall and broke his hand. I don't know what the fuck they got out there in Minnesota. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Sound like a LeBron conspiracy. Shout out to Ant-Man, man. I fuck with you, though. I fuck with you. He's that guy. He is. But one thing, though, LeBron's back Shout out to Ant-Man, man. I fuck with you, though. I fuck with you. He's that guy. He is. But one thing, though, LeBron's back in the playoffs, nigga. Against Memphis. I think LeBron
Starting point is 00:12:32 set that up. You gonna break your hand, you go over there and punch him, put me back in the playoffs. You been dissing LeBron since we started. LeBron is back in the playoffs. And look who he get to meet. So what you got to say? Is Memphis
Starting point is 00:12:46 against the Lakers? Who you got? You know who I got. You know who I got. I can't say who got into this. Pfft. Yeah. I can't tell you.
Starting point is 00:13:03 I can't tell you. I can't tell you. I'll tell you one thing. This is going to be a really intriguing matchup because you got the king. Yeah. And you got the nigga who want the crown. Is this your king? Yeah. This is going to see.
Starting point is 00:13:15 It's one of those series. This is a series. This is a, what's the word I'm looking for? One of them, I want to say life changing, but momentum changing series. It's the change of the gods. There you go. That's how John I'm going at it. Exactly shout out the Memphis Yeah, that's the fact John they hate the Lakers John. They ain't go this state more But if them niggas this is the time like it's our turn When we beat them, we're king.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. All that kind of energy. But I think LeBron, LeBron, yo, yo, this is a goodie. So you going with Memphis? I'm going with Memphis. Fuck, man. Bang.
Starting point is 00:13:59 I like Memphis. Yeah, Ja. Nigga Ja go bang, bang, bang, bang. And what's your band name that gave Kyrie his jersey? Dylan Brooks. Yeah, you know they feeling they sell. He gave Kyrie his jersey. Yeah, but Desmond Bain.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Yeah, that's what I said. No, Dylan Brooks was dirty, but they got Desmond Bain that you got. Big Man is good. It's Adams back. If Adams back, it's over. I'm going to keep it on. If Adams back, I might go with the Lakers. I might go with the Lakers, man. I mean, pardon me.
Starting point is 00:14:29 If Adams back, I might go with Memphis. Memphis. Yeah. But this is, we, you know. John, I'm rooting for y'all. Don't let me down. Don't let me down. We just talked about in three years series, and I think this.
Starting point is 00:14:41 This is the one. This is the one. This is the one. This is the one. The changing of the one. This is the changing of the gods or do the gods stay where they at? Yeah. Stay tuned. Okay. Well, we'll see. And so
Starting point is 00:14:54 they won, but the Heat did lose. But we gotta touch on Udonis. Udonis had one of his best games in his final regular season game with the Heat. He scored 34 points and dunked. Where did this energy come from and what do you have to say about that? This is like the HIV game.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Yo, what the fuck is he talking about? What do you mean? What are you talking about, bro? You remember what that game Magic had at the end where he just he couldn't miss it's like he went out he went out spectacular it's the hiv game you got the flu game you got the hiv game this is one of those games let magic score ain't know what that age was about it to time my call malone that said i ain't playing with you yeah they want it's like it's so you comparing your don is it so you don't you saying they let you down and score. I'm saying they wanted them to go out with
Starting point is 00:15:49 the bank. Shout out the hassle. Yes, you did my man. I'm trying to figure out what you're saying. He had a special game. What I will say is this man, you know big you had a great career all your time in Miami. You're from Miami shot to everybody in Miami.
Starting point is 00:16:06 And what I will say is this, though. I'm more mad at Pat Riley than anything. I think Adonis Haslam should have been in the front office probably two years ago, three years ago. It was great to go out and have 24 and all that. This is probably the only second or third game he played this year. But he's been too loyal to your franchise for him not to have a job in the front office.
Starting point is 00:16:24 You got Alonzo Morning up there. Get his ass up. He better be a player. And you helped Juwan Howard. Exactly. He's not from Florida. Yeah. Exactly. So what I will say is this. I better see UD up in that front office coaching staff something. Yeah. Big shout
Starting point is 00:16:39 out to him. Big shout out. The age game is wild though. That's some wild. Yeah. You're an ill nigga, my nigga. Classic. Shout out to Magic too. Shout out to Magic. No, I mean a special game.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Yo. Okay. Well, interesting point. Shout out Udonis. We'll be right back. Maybe I'm my own problem, babe She tired of hearing I don't know What's happening to me won't fall Dealing with this thing called trust But she really thinking about
Starting point is 00:17:35 She wanna be free Welcome back. Okay, so in a previous episode, we talked about how Pat Bev said he can't have sex before games. Cam, you responded basically saying, Pat, you have permission to bone before the games. You're averaging a single single. Pat responded in a slight rant,
Starting point is 00:17:58 and one of the things he said was he thought you were one of them real ones that truly understood the grind. He also brought up he would rather be Rico than Mitch in Paid in Full. Actually, we need to go ahead and let's roll the clip. Hey, what's up with Cam'ron? What's up with him? Killer, why did he say that? Pat, you got permission to bone before the game.
Starting point is 00:18:21 You ain't, it's not sure enough. You averaging a single, single. I don't know. I don't, it's not sure enough. You averaging a single single. I don't know. Like, I don't know. Very interesting, though. Very interesting. I thought he was different. There's some things you just don't speak on when you're dealing with other real ones. Like, you know? And I thought, like, he was one of the ones that
Starting point is 00:18:37 truly understand the grind, truly understand like, making something out of nothing. You know what I'm saying? Like, he was, I grew up paid in full he was rico rather go out like rico than have my man money mitch run out you know i'm saying now we're gonna have to go out like money mitch that's a shame you know i'm saying you know but like i don't know i feel like i'm 47 years old i'm not really on media like that i'm with my family i'm tucked off in europe big house living in castle so you're saying this is kind of a get your weight up, not your hate up type of situation. Just thought, you know,
Starting point is 00:19:08 he was better than that. But say less. Got a homie named Killer Kent. You know what I'm saying? Like he was big on that. You know, they was real inspiring for us. So it kind of threw me off. Yeah. I just threw out my pink mink. So I'm with you, bro. Okay. So I know y'all saw the clip. It was real interesting. Yeah, that was crazy. Right. That was crazy. So, Cam, what do you have to say about this?
Starting point is 00:19:30 Myrtle, give me a minute. Give me a minute. Let me talk to Pat Bev. Pat Bev, I'm a fan. I know you from Chicago. You averaged 38 as a senior. Did your thing in college. Went overseas.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Bought yourself out the contract. Came back to the NBA. you're a defensive specialist, and that's tough to be a defensive specialist from a nigga who averaged 38 points. Look, man, all I was saying is go get some pussy. Nobody tried to play you and all that crazy shit.
Starting point is 00:19:59 You telling me I should be living in a castle in Europe? I like America. I got mad cribs in America. Then you said I should be living in a castle in Europe? I like America. I got mad cribs in America. Then you said I should be chilling out at 47 years old. I can't be on social media or the internet at 47? I'm going to come back and check on you when you're 47. You better not be up here.
Starting point is 00:20:21 But I just want to tell you, listen, bro, I'm a fan first and foremost. But all I said was go get some pussy before the games. This is not your regular sports show. This is what you in the barber shops. This is what you at the dice games. This is where you hit on your corner anywhere. Yo, Kim, Kim, Kim, what's wrong with these niggas? Kim, stop trying to explain that to that nigga, man. It is what it is, man. It is what it is, man. Nah, I was just saying- You think he from Chicago? What is he thinking?
Starting point is 00:20:45 Nah, I was just trying to... You know what it is? Is that I fuck with him, but- I don't like to hear you sound like that, Cam. You got me being killer and you being murder. Yeah, I don't even like it myself, my nigga. You know what? You absolutely... I'm feeling a little uncomfortable myself. Yeah, I don't even like hearing you talk like that.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Yo, Pat, it is what it is, man. Yeah, man, you're right, Murda. I apologize. First of all, Pat, all we said was go get some pussy. Yeah, you crazy, man. That's it. You win the NBA, nobody say you ain't in the NBA. Choke you out, Pat.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Wildin', Pat. Murda crazy, man. Choke you out, Pat. What I do want to say to Pat is, you know, I'm a fan, and everything I said is legit. Nah, we ain't fans. Pat choked you out. Like, free well. Wowing, Pat.
Starting point is 00:21:36 You lucky, Pat. Over here trying to be holy. Pat choked you out. Pat, you wowing. And what do you mean? What do you mean? Talking about you want to be Rico? You want to die in front of the precinct, nigga?
Starting point is 00:21:53 Is you crazy, nigga? Can't deal with this nigga, man. Well, all right, so cool. Let me explain, because I dig it, Murda. I dig it. Come on, man. You want to die in front of the priesthood, man. So just not only Pat Bev,
Starting point is 00:22:08 just people, because a lot of people get confused. Rico is really Alpo in real life and what Murda's saying is he just got killed in front of the priesthood. So why would you want to be a nigga who just got killed in front of the priesthood for those who didn't understand what Murda was talking about?
Starting point is 00:22:23 Because Pat Bev made a statement saying that, yeah, I was watching a movie. I thought Rico was surreal, nigga. I'd rather be him than Mitch. And I'm like, I didn't want to be Rico, nigga. Me and Dane Dash had a whole argument about that part. I'm like, yo, my nigga, he said, killer, it's all good. You know what happened when I played Rico?
Starting point is 00:22:40 They shot me in D.C. That's what happened when I played Rico. Nigga said, you snitchass nigga. They confusing motherfucking movies with real life. But you know why them D.C. niggas fuck with me? Because I didn't tell. Because I was on probation. You know what happened? I got shot and went to jail because I was on probation and wasn't supposed
Starting point is 00:22:58 to be in D.C. So when I got shot, they said, you either tell us who did it or you go to jail. I said, send me to jail. Then I went to Rikersers finished out my probation on Rikers nigga So all this real one in the ground and all this other crazy shit Yeah, what did he? All I said is your average is six and get some pussy before the game. That's all I said now I gotta live in the castle and you're gonna take your ass to Europe
Starting point is 00:23:21 You've been out there playing ball and all that shit. You ain't seen LeBron in Europe. You know what I'm saying? Michael Jordan wasn't in Europe. No, yeah, Mike ain't never come to Europe. Did Mike go to Europe? Y'all just came from Europe over there. Y'all just came from Europe. Yeah, so.
Starting point is 00:23:36 But, Pat, keep doing what you're doing. I like where you got the Bulls at. And I like your game, man. But all the real ones. You can't be this. Don't be Rico. That's the that's the judgment.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Don't be Rico, young man. Live, young man. Stay out the way. We'll end it there, man. Come on, Stab, baby. I have no words. Moving to football, Odell Beckham Jr. signed a one- year $18 million deal with the Ravens. But what does that mean for Lamar Jackson? And do you think he'll stay?
Starting point is 00:24:13 Odell went to the Ravens? Officially. That's typical. I'm gonna make this nigga stay. That's a fact. I'm gonna do something to make this nigga put all the weight on him. Pause. That was crazy. But put all the weight on him. That's a fact. That's exactly what that is. That's pause this right now, but that's dangling food in front of the lion's cage.
Starting point is 00:24:38 You always, I mean, you're a quarterback. You got Odell. What we waiting on? If you want to try and go figure it out in Indianapolis. The owner's texting them just like this. What we doing? Yeah, exactly. They can say, yo,
Starting point is 00:24:56 Odell is number. Say, see what you want to do. He ain't talking to me. Yeah, I think personally because me and Murda was going back and forth on this topic. Murda said he needed an agent. Rob Markman I told you. Rob Markman Yeah, you did.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Rob Markman He needed an agent. Rob Markman I told you I'm always right. Say it to me, Stat Baby 3. You wore the orange because you knew I was wearing orange. Last week you wore green because I was wearing green. Say it. I'm always right. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Just say it. Just see how it has a ring to it. Mace can be right. That's what we'll go with. I got to be in the middle. Look at Cam. I got to be in the middle. I'm a trusted voice, Cam.
Starting point is 00:25:38 This is what they pay me for. I'm trying to give you credit. Okay, go ahead. I was trying to give him credit, but you don't know what I'm talking about. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I said candy. Astro candy. I was trying to give him the credit. He said he needed an agent.
Starting point is 00:25:49 I said he already in the grind doing it, but god damn, this is taking some weeks now, Lamar. My murder might have been right. Now, get your negotiation game up. I know they trying to fucking play games with you. Get an agent that's not an agent. Then when you get your deal, say he's not even an agent. That's where the point you at right now. You got to play mind games with niggas
Starting point is 00:26:11 because you going in them offices trying to get a job. Listen, man, I don't know where them meetings with you, but obviously it's not the right voice. You know, Lamar, he might got some real country niggas like, yo, what we finna do? He could have let LeVar Ball do that deal. Yeah, yeah, LeVar Ball.
Starting point is 00:26:29 LeVar Ball could have closed that. Yeah, man, but I'm not going, what I'll say about this topic is this. I'm happy that Odell, pardon me, I'm happy Odell found the landing spot because he's been running around for a minute. I think it's real crazy that Baltimore is the landing spot, knowing that Lamar Jackson is not signed and then Lamar Jackson requested a trade.
Starting point is 00:26:50 What does that do to Brett Favre? We had to talk about that another time because that was on his wish list. What? Odell Beckham. What? Brett Favre? I mean, not Brett Favre. Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Well, Aaron Rodgers is still in a situation, too, where he's wanting to get traded.
Starting point is 00:27:08 He's stealing off that list. But he's still, because Aaron Rodgers is still in Green Bay. He didn't even get to the Jets yet. Yeah, it's crazy right now. So, yeah, but I'm happy for Odell. I think that's just like Baltimore teasing Lamar saying, what you going to do? Yeah. There's nowhere else to go. You're going to find a better receiver somewhere than Odell.
Starting point is 00:27:28 So we'll see what happens. I will say murder is right. I think he should have had an agent at this point. But we'll see how it plays out. But I think that's, I'm good for, I'm very happy for Odell. Right. Yeah. Me too.
Starting point is 00:27:39 And I think that'll be a good pairing. So I'm excited to see if he decides to stay. Okay. So also word on the street is Michael Jordan cut his hair short because of Onyx. You know who said this? Onyx. Do you think this is facts or cat? Onyx.
Starting point is 00:27:56 You know Onyx? The group? Yeah. I don't know them. What song did he say? I don't know them. You know what song he said? Here we go.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Here we go. Let Here we go Let's see You know Michael Jordan? Yes What song? Give us a song Can't think of it But I know if I heard it I would know it You ever slam before?
Starting point is 00:28:19 No you have not She said slam the magazine Right? No? Oh, chat baby. Well, they're not my age. Y'all already know. What I will say is this.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I'm going to keep it to Honey. I'm going to keep it to Honey. So, no, I ain't going to clown them like that. Honest was a rap group who was really popping when being murdered was in high school. And they cut their hair bald. Did you cut your hair bald because of Honest? I cut my hair bald because of the Fab Five. J.A. Rose, Chris Webber, and bald because of the Fab Five. Onyx Rose,
Starting point is 00:28:48 Chris Webber, and the rest of the people. I ain't gonna lie, I cut my head because of Onyx. Yeah, listen, Onyx was poppin'. But then I switched my reason to Fab Five. Yeah, but listen, if you go to the video, their first single is Throw Your Guns In The Air, right? Russell Simmons is in the video with a bald head and a pistol.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Talk about throw your guns in there. Everybody was coming. Yeah, they were that famous. Yeah, they were really that famous. Forrest Michael Jordan? Come on now. Nigga, Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan probably was reading that going.
Starting point is 00:29:15 You see what Michael Jordan read the screen when nigga Gary Payton said that he could give a problem. Nigga laughed. He said, I had no problem with the glove. Fredrick, y'all niggas was popping, sticky fingers. I never knew the little Dorset nigga name. But at the end of the day, Michael Joyer? Nah, they was super lit.
Starting point is 00:29:34 They was super lit. Nah, but you out of pocket, said Michael Joyer. Maybe he knew him more than high school. Michael Joyer? Nah. Oh my goodness. I can't wait to see Mike's face when he sees that. Mike ain't going to know what it is.
Starting point is 00:29:48 I don't know. I have no idea. Stab Baby ain't know. We know you know. Stab Baby says Slam Magazine. That's what I thought you were talking about. I was like, oh, okay. You're wildin'.
Starting point is 00:29:56 They know I don't know, but it's okay. And on that note- You just do not ask. And on that note, You just don't have us. And on that note, we'll be right back. Pink Horse Power. She call this thing about toxic. What's happening, baby?
Starting point is 00:30:18 Baby, what's happening? Why you walking like that? That's how I walk. And then, like, you come on breathing on me like that. I fucking breathe to live. And, like, you used to be dark-skinned, and now you act like hella light-skinned. You fucking blind? I'm dark-skinned. What the fuck? And then, like, look at your beard. The fuck is wrong with my beard?
Starting point is 00:30:37 Your beard looks stupid. What the fuck are you talking about? No, I don't even like it. The way you breathe and all of that. Has this ever happened to you? Your girl seems to be mad, angry, upset. She's frustrated. There's only one way to handle that. Pink horsepower. But your breath! But your breath is really refreshing! No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:31:11 I'm just trying to give you a massage. Plus, have I told you how good your beard looks lately? It looks so good. No. PHP. It works every time. Wait wait where are you going welcome back okay so paul pierce was fired in april 2021 after videos of him partying went viral on social media he went on live while playing cards with friends, smoking weed, and he was surrounded by exotic dancers. He spoke out about the incident and said,
Starting point is 00:31:49 I'm playing cards, it's my boy's birthday, it's girls dancing, and we've blown some tree. What did I do wrong? He's still in disbelief over the sports media giant's decision to let him go. What did he do wrong is his question. Mm-hmm. That sounds like an idiot question to me. What you got to say, Kayla? Rob Markman, what did he do wrong is his question.
Starting point is 00:32:05 That sounds like an idiot question to me. What you got to say, Kittle? Kittle Jamerrill Jones, What'd he do wrong? Rob Markman, It's his boy birthday. He got some dances. Kittle Jamerrill Jones, We just talked about James Harden every night with dances. Rob Markman, Yeah, you're right. But he works for ESPN.
Starting point is 00:32:25 That's what made it wrong. Rob Markman You're absolutely right, man. Look, at the end of the day, Paul, I ain't got nothing to say about it. To me, you ain't do shit wrong. You had a little weed, which all the NBA players are smoking. You had some dances, which all the NBA players are going to the strip club afterwards. But you gotta go with murder, Paul. You gotta know who you working for. Paul McCartney Yeah, you working for ESPN. Rob Markman See to the strip club afterwards. But you got to go with murder, Paul.
Starting point is 00:32:45 You got to know who you working for. Yeah, you working for ESPN. See, the thing is this. And Paul, my man, when we see each other, it's all love. That's the homie. Paul, what happens is with a lot of us, and I ain't going to say me because I'm still a killer, but niggas, you not the truth at ESPN. You not the nigga at Boston averaging 31.
Starting point is 00:33:04 You're just an employee up there. You can't take ecstasy to Disney. You just can't. ESPN is a part of Disney, so Paul, you didn't do nothing wrong by our standards, but you're bugging. You can't do that shit
Starting point is 00:33:18 and you work for ESPN. You're smoking weed. I've seen this shit, Paul. You got a bitch all over you. And you work for bitch. I seen the shit, boy. You got a bitch all over you. And then you smoke, and you work for Disney. So when you ask some niggas what you did wrong, we going to say nothing. Yeah. Go to the head of ESPN and Disney,
Starting point is 00:33:35 they'll tell you everything you did wrong. You work for Mickey Mouse. Yeah, Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse. Goofy. Goofy, Daffy. Daffy Duff. You can't smoke weed with Daffy, my nigga.
Starting point is 00:33:46 And you my nigga, I'm not even trying to get at you because, you know, Kevin Garnett. Percocet, Cinderella. Yeah. Percocet, Cinderella. You know, don't go together. Yeah. And Kevin Garnett, that's my bro for real. So, Paul, you my bro, but that, you can't ask what you did wrong.
Starting point is 00:34:02 It ain't about what you did wrong. It's about what you did wrong and who you work for. Now, if you want a spot up here, you can bring your bitches with you, nigga. Bring the hoes. Bring the weed. Bring all that shit. We have a good fucking time, my nigga. Guaranteed, nigga.
Starting point is 00:34:18 We got a spot for you over here. You ain't sensitive to what the fuck you want. If you're trying to go back that route, ain't gonna to what the fuck you want. If you're trying to go back that route, ain't gonna work, baby. Yeah. Can't do it. Okay, fair point.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Well, also speaking of NBA players, DeMarcus Cousins says he's not comfortable with Nikoli Jokic winning three MVPs in a row because that would put him in the GOAT conversation. He said he hasn't won anything. That sound like hate to me. Do you agree? That sound like hate fresh off the top. That sounds like hate.
Starting point is 00:34:47 You don't want him to win three because he might be in a goat conversation. Right. Demarcus, what does that got to do with you? What does that got to do with you? I hate when people do this. It's like your success make them cringe. Like, bro, what? I'm not at your house.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Like, you need to be talking to Joker about a job, DeMarcus. What are you talking about? This is true. And he needs a job, so he needs to get with Joker. Joker, don't take this personal with DeMarcus. Give him a job, so he needs to get with Joker. Joker, don't take this personal with Demarcus. Give him a job. My thing is this. Look, it ain't Joker or anybody else's problem
Starting point is 00:35:35 that they do the MVP by the regular season. I have this argument with a bunch of people all the time because they're like, how did he get MVP and he got eliminated first? I'm not joking. I'm just talking about- Yeah, anybody. Anybody.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Former MVPs. Yeah. Let me explain this to the people that don't know. After those 82 games are over, they make their official vote for who is the MVP of the NBA season. So once the playoffs start, the votes are already in. So when they don't announce the winner until after the season or during the championship or whenever, so you're like,
Starting point is 00:36:08 oh, they're not even playing no more. But that's not the Joker's fault or any previous NBA MVP fault that that's when they vote. So Joker did deserve at least one of those MVPs.
Starting point is 00:36:23 You know, it's debatable against Joel Embiid last year, and let's see who get it this year. But it's not their fault. That's the way the rules go. I remember Dirk Nowinski got it. And they lost in the first round. So it's not his fault. Secondly, back to DeMarcus Cousins. And DeMarcus Cousins, if he would hold his head,
Starting point is 00:36:40 Joker wouldn't still be getting these awards. I'll be honest with you. What happened with DeMarcus Cousins is that he started trying to chase rings and didn't get one. He was the man of Sacramento. He went one season over there in New Orleans where AD was still there. Even though AD left, you could have stayed there and been
Starting point is 00:36:58 there, but he tried to win championships. He went to Golden State. He went, where else did he go? He went somewhere else. He went in a lot of places. But all the places he went were to Golden State. He went, where else did he go? He went somewhere else. He went a lot of places. Yeah, but all the places he went were to win championships. So now I just saying he signed- Wasn't he on the Lakers at one point? Yeah, I think so as well.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Whatever teams he was on- I thought he was going to be one of them ones. He was on the road to be. He was on the road to be. He just signed with a team in Puerto Rico though. Yeah. I was going to add, so he did just sign with, and I can't pronounce the name, but something in the Puerto Rican professional basketball
Starting point is 00:37:28 league. Cam took a shot at you, DeMarcus. I just told you what happened. Be careful on me. He did, though. He did. Cam took a shot at you, DeMarcus. Yo, he ain't just signed with a Puerto Rican team. He did. Puerto Rican Pro League. There you go. He's gonna try to find a pathway back to the NBA. There you go. Good luck, baby. Good luck, my nigga.
Starting point is 00:37:43 We rooting for you. You should have stayed in... I know it wasn't just about Sacramento, but New Orleans wanted you. Could have been a staple, but I hope you get back. He's only 32. He got time. Rob Markman I was saying he needed to be at Dallas. He would be a good fit for Dallas if Luke could come back.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Rob Markman We was talking about off cameras, and I can't say because I'm not in the locker room, I'm not the GMs or whatever, but you can see his attitude when he plays, and that may translate in the locker room. Coaches and GMs may not want to deal with that shit. Yeah, you can tell a lot of people's energy, their body language, that they won't be good for the team. So I'm not going to say nothing because I don't want to mess up the bag. Yeah, exactly. So to make a long story short, though, what's interesting is that I seen this the other
Starting point is 00:38:24 day, is that as seen this the other day. Is that as good as Carmelo Anthony is- Rob Markman I know where you going. Rob Markman Where I going? Rob Markman They're not going to retire his number in Denver. Rob Markman They can't. Rob Markman You got to retire this joker.
Starting point is 00:38:37 You can't retire it. And I don't even know if he could do it in New York. Tiny Archibald. Rob Markman I'm rooting for Mello, because Mello's my man. But I didn't think about that as good. Rob Markman That's bad luck. I'm not sure, but I know Tiny Archibald would be crazy.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Rob Markman What's crazy? What are you talking about? Rob Markman I'm saying they won't be able to retire the number in New York. When Tiny was there. Rob Markman I think Mello was great in New York, but I think he was better in Denver. But Jokic is just fucking... Jokic, niggas, two league MVPs.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Y'all done won't anything in the playoffs yet, but the fact that you can't retire Mello in Denver ever because Jokic has the same number, and then also in Milwaukee, Ray Allen can't get his shit retired because of Giannis. I never knew this. Shout out to Homeboy on Instagram. I don't know his name. I'm going to tag you on the show. So what happens?
Starting point is 00:39:31 What's the conversation when you say, hey, we need to retire Melo number in Denver? What do they do? Make it 51? Make them seven? They just can't retire the number. They just can't retire. Can't retire the number.
Starting point is 00:39:44 And the same thing with Ray Allen, all those threes down the drain. Yeah. Three out for nothing, man. Yeah, that's crazy. That's fucked up. But good luck to DeMarcus Cousins. We wish you well.
Starting point is 00:39:56 And K2Catis. Buenos dias. Adios. Y'all got more Spanish? You got more? Buenos noches. Oh, what you got? Chocada.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Anyways. Okay. Oh. Well, hopefully. Yeah. We'll pick up more, a little bit more Spanish. We'll get a little bit better. okay well hopefully yeah we'll pick up a little bit more Spanish we'll get a little bit better with that we'll be right back Cha-cha. She called this thing about toxic. Four years and counting.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Got you feeling like an option. Maybe I'm my own problem, babe. She tired of hearing, I don't know. What's happening to me won't fall. Dealing with this thing called trust. But she really thinking about it. She want wanna be free Why am I in this woman
Starting point is 00:41:31 She wanna be free Buen venido de nuevo See, I told y'all we would catch up A little bit on the Spanish, right? It was good? Yeah, es lo que es, baby See, there we go Okay
Starting point is 00:41:44 Es lo que es, baby I See? There we go. Okay. It's lo que es, baby. I think it's pretty good. It's what it is. It is what it is. Okay, so boxers... Where you learn that at? Who taught you that? Cam, I know a lot. He lived in Mexico.
Starting point is 00:42:02 That's what it was. First of all, I lived on the east side of Harlem. Spanish shit. He lived in Mexico. That's what it was. Yeah. He lived in Mexico. First of all, I lived on the east side of Harlem. Yeah. Spinning shit. Yeah. You never lived on the east side. You lived in mad parts of Harlem.
Starting point is 00:42:11 You never lived on the east side ever. Cam, Cam. Ever. Ever. I used to drive through the east side like this. Tu eres la muchacha mas bonita que yo encocida en la vida mami. Oh, he was being game. He was being game.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, we're going to get right into it. What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? What did you say?
Starting point is 00:42:39 Yeah. What did you say? I knew it. Yo, what did he say? He said something for real? He was being game. He was saying Dave. It's Slate, but he was saying Dave. We got translated.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Yeah, yeah. That was smooth. That was smooth. That was smooth. That was top down. That was top down murder. Yeah, man. I give you that.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Okay. So, boxer Shakur Stevenson said he wants to fight all the champions because he's the smartest boxer in boxing, his defense is the best, and he can say whatever he wants because he feels like he's the next Floyd. He said they can hate him because it is what it is. What do you think? I like the tagline. I do like the tagline.
Starting point is 00:43:21 I do like the tagline. The tagline is dope. My thing with all these people around the same weight class, I know he just moved up in weight. Congratulations to Shakur. Very impressive fight. I watched it. Nice TKO.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Very nice. Yeah. But y'all niggas got to fight each other, man. Yeah. Enough of that. You know, they talk about this guy is tough. Right. He's undefeated.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I seen the nigga. The nigga was punching him. I said, this nigga's undefeated? I seen the nigga, the nigga was punching on, I said, this nigga's undefeated? He been fighting at the YMCA? The fuck you mean he undefeated? This nigga was your murderer. The nigga was punching, yo, the nigga he was fighting punches was crazy. And I'm like, I don't know how he's undefeated. Listen, man. One thing I will say, Tank is fighting Ryan. We got to see Shakur. Yeah. And what's my... Devin Haney.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Let's get these four all together. Yeah, everybody keeps saying they want to fight, but they don't send no paperwork. When you want to fight, you send paperwork. Yo, I want to fight you on this date. Are you available on this date? That's how it's supposed to happen. We need Don King in this.
Starting point is 00:44:22 I ain't going to fly. You're absolutely right. Don King, get us to fight. Because niggas start arguing over bullshit. I see fly. You're absolutely right. Don King get us to fight. Niggas start arguing over bullshit. I see niggas talking about, if I gotta come to the ring first, I ain't fighting. Yo, what the fuck are y'all talking about, man? Are y'all gonna fight each other or not, my nigga?
Starting point is 00:44:35 It don't matter who walks to the ring first. And when you wanna fight, you normally walk in the ring after the person fight and say, yo, when we fighting? Oh, yeah. On some Clubber and say, yo, when we fighting? Oh, yeah. On some Clebber Lang shit, nigga. When we fight.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Yeah, nothing up. That's what Antonio Tarver did to Roy. Yeah. That's what your man did to Floyd. That's what Devin Haney did to Lomachenko. Right. Exactly. When we fighting. Where the fuck you at?
Starting point is 00:45:02 I'm in in Cabozos. Yeah. Where the fuck is Lomachenko at as a matter of fact? I'm sick of all these niggas. You know where they be fighting at? On Twitter. If you want to see these niggas fight, go to Twitter and you'll see all these niggas fighting each other.
Starting point is 00:45:15 It's going to be crazy too. Nice fights. But I want to say congratulations, Shakur, but I think you got to fight the best. Yeah, and shout out to Bill Haney. Bill Haney said send him the paperwork, Shakur. You still ain't send him paperwork. And I'm tired of hearing all these tales of everybody beat Floyd up in the gym. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I'm sick of this beat Floyd shit up in the gym. I think Floyd will fuck all you niggas up when them lights is on. When you put them lights on, Floyd is a different type of animal, man. I agree with that. I don't care how old he is, how slow or whatever. I agree with that. I don't think none of he is, how slow or whatever. I don't think none of y'all can fuck with Floyd once them lights go on.
Starting point is 00:45:48 You don't bet against Floyd and you don't bet against Mike. And that's a fact. And secondly, Floyd out there beating kickboxers in Tokyo, nigga. Fuck is you talking about? Niggas use they feet and all that shit. Niggas ain't fucking with Floyd. But I do wish you well. What do you feel about him saying he's the next Floyd?
Starting point is 00:46:05 Well, you know, I think to me it's cap because you'll find boxers that are good with their hands. You'll find boxers that are smart boxers, but to find people that can actually fight comes around 10 years, every 10 years. What I will say is this, man. You know, I know we really want to see them fight the best boxers.
Starting point is 00:46:28 I think he's gifted in a lot of ways, but Floyd is like, that's a... Yeah, to save you the next Floyd, it's once in a lifetime. He's got Adrian Broner written all over it. Forget it, man. Forget it. Just let it stop.
Starting point is 00:46:44 What I will say is this. Shakur, you know, a lot of people are saying, you know, that he wasn't going to have any power at this moving up in weight. He fucked that nigga up. He knocked him down with a quick check hook, if it wasn't a check hook, a short jab. Ricky Hatton, yeah. No, I'm talking about what Shakur
Starting point is 00:47:06 just did to fucking whatever homeboy name he just fought last week. Yeah, he don't count. Yeah, he don't, but what I'm saying is for him to move up and wait and look that good, I thought that was very impressive. I just want to see you fight better fighters. That's it. Yeah. Okay. So it's also funny that you brought up Mike because
Starting point is 00:47:22 speaking of everybody saying they're ready to fight, Deontay Wilder said he's better than Mike Tyson. I don't know about that, but I got to hear your thoughts. Deontay shouldn't be mentioning the word Tyson nowhere. Tyson chicken. Tyson stove top. Let alone Tyson. I was about to say, he shouldn't even know a nigga named Ty. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Anything close to Ty, he should just stop right there. Ty Foo, just stop right there before it get to Tyson. I gotta agree with Murda. Listen, you saying you're better than Mike Tyson, which Mike Tyson was an animal. Yeah. You're saying you're better than Mike Tyson, which Mike Tyson was an animal. He said that because Tyson Fury was named after Mike Tyson. So he tried to get a two for one. I dig it. But at the end of the day, Tyson Fury, first of all, Tyson Fury, this is what Tyson Fury did.
Starting point is 00:48:18 And he became my favorite boxer after that. Tyson Fury could really box. And I thought he was like, you know, even when he beat one of the Kliscos, I'm like, he was smooth about it. You know, he was real, you know, for a seven-foot guy, he's really agile. That's the word I'm looking for. So I'm like, yo, he's a real boxer. So when it was
Starting point is 00:48:36 a Jordan first fight and they came back and fought again, he said, you're going to knock him out. I thought he was capping that first. I thought he was capping too, but then the nigga knocked him. I said, oh, this nigga, I'm going to hit it over there. And he knocked the nigga out. And then started singing.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Kumbaya, I'm an American, pa. Before that, round six or seven, he used fucking DRT up and licked the blood off his ear. Yeah, that was great. Now, don't talk about your bad to anybody when niggas lick the blood off your ear in the middle of the fight, nigga. And then laugh at you. And then like Murder just said, after the fight, he did a concert, nigga.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Yeah, he was singing something crazy. So the nigga sang for about 15 minutes. I do 15 minutes, 20 minutes. That nigga did a concert. In Vegas. Yes, leave the Tysons alone, my nigga. Yeah, all the Tysons. To this day.
Starting point is 00:49:22 To this day, nigga. To this day. To this day, leave them Tysons alone, my nigga. To this day. To this day, nigga. To this day. Leave them Tysons alone, bro. And with that, we'll be right back. She called this thing about toxic Boy isn't counting Got you feeling like an option Maybe I'm a home problem, babe
Starting point is 00:50:02 She tired of hearing, I don't know. What's happening to me won't fall. Dealing with this thing called trust. But she really thinking about it. She want to be free. Why am I in this woman's way? She want to be free. Hell, I don't want to see her walk away. I wish somebody told me the rules. Disagreements let her win, and it's cool when it's cool. Even when I'm right to say about
Starting point is 00:50:36 you. Welcome back. Okay, I know it's going to sound like I'm making this up, but I'm not, okay? Charles barkley just told on himself in an interview he shared that he has to carry his own bar of soap he specifically said he almost had a couple accident with soap in hotels so of course he was asked in what way he said the soap bars at hotels aren't big enough and when he was washing a certain part of his body with the soap, he almost lost it. I don't think this shit's funny, Marissa.
Starting point is 00:51:15 I don't even think this shit's funny. Yo. What is this? Charles Barkley to Charles Barkley from TNT? Charles Barkley, what the fuck you mean you sticking hotel soap in your ass? Pause. Yo, yo, my nigga, listen, listen.
Starting point is 00:51:30 First of all, bar soap is crazy at this point in your life. It's mad liquid soap. Now, if you ain't got nothing else, I dig it. What do you mean by this point in his life? What I'm saying is I don't really use bar soap. I'm a liquid soap ass nigga. I am too.
Starting point is 00:51:44 I'm a liquid soap. I'm just saying, I'm a liquid soap ass nigga. I am too. I'm a liquid soap. I'm just saying. I'm a liquid soap. But the point being is I don't care what size bar soap. I can't breathe. I don't care. I don't care what size bar soap it is.
Starting point is 00:51:55 You don't just stick a random bar soap. Do you use a washcloth now? This is what I want to know. I had this conversation with a few of my white friends. White people for some reason don't use washcloths. Yeah, they don't. They don't. They don't?
Starting point is 00:52:08 No, they don't. No, white people, they just... You know, if you ever... Remember? So who's going to use that soap after he uses it? That was my question. If you live in a house with 15 people, right? Or even four people.
Starting point is 00:52:21 You wash your ass with a bar of soap and then you put it back for your sister, your cousin, your mother. Did you ever see the commercials when you were young? Paul, I got my brush. It's like some commercials. They got the nice music
Starting point is 00:52:38 and they in the shower doing all this crazy shit. No, we black people never did that. We always had a washcloth. And when I talked to my white friends, you know what's crazy? They was, you know, I got my man, Johnny Shapes, shout out to my man, Johnny Shapes. He's like, Cam, I never understood it when I was young. I used to go to my black friend's house and they would give me these little baby towels. And I was like, what am I supposed to do with this? And I'm like, Johnny is the fuck. He's
Starting point is 00:53:04 like, I know now, but I didn't understand it because we never used washcloths. Charles Barkley, get some liquid soap. Hey, stop sticking, I don't care what size the bar of soap is, don't stick a bar of soap in your ass and then put it back. That's some fucked up shit. Not only that, that nigga's 6'5", 392 pounds. What the fuck you talking about?
Starting point is 00:53:24 Yo, Barkley with his soap plug is crazy. Yo. Yo. Barkley with his soap plug is crazy. He had a good time. He enjoyed the show. He's going crazy. He was too happy telling that story.
Starting point is 00:53:41 What if this whole thing come out? Damn. Yo. That's even worse. That's crazy. Yo, Bloggie, you ruined all our childhood memories, man. Of you dunking on people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Punching people in the face to fight at Boston. Yeah, and now you just... You just ruined all my childhood memories with that. You fat, funky, bar soap ass in your ass ass nigga. Fuck is you? Yo. Yo.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Fuck out of here, Charles, man. Yo, the soap plug. The Charles Barkley. Barkley, the soap plug. Charles Barkley, a.k.a. Soap plug. Wow. Kenny.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Kenny. Yo, Kenny, you might want to switch seats with Ernie. Yo, Kenny, switch seats with Ernie, man. Leave that nigga on an Allen bar of soap, my nigga. That soap, that seat got bubbles on it. Yo. Yo. Yo. This thing got bubbles on it.
Starting point is 00:54:52 This thing got bubbles on it. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe I can't breathe That's the end of the show I can't go back I can't go back
Starting point is 00:55:21 As you know over here y'all We sticking to liquid soap That's all we have for today's show, y'all, we sticking to liquid soap. That's all we have for today's show. See y'all for the next episode. Nigga said the soap plot. The wild nigga, man. Outro Music We'll see you next time.

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