IT IS WHAT IT IS - PAINTING YOUR TOE NAILS IS WILD, COME ON D-WADE!! | S3 EP.10

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

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Welcome back to It Is What It Is. This episode is sponsored by Underdog Fantasy. The app is an easy way to make some cash just by making picks on your favorite players. Underdog is available in more than 30 states, including California, Florida, Texas, and New York, just to name a few. Make sure to support the show by hitting the link in the bio and downloading the Underdog Fantasy app. They will also match your first deposit up to $100 and you get a special pick when you sign up. I'm Treja Wilson,

aka Stat Baby, along with your hosts Soon-To-Be Mace and Cam. What's good, Stat? How are you? Good. I'm looking at these black billionaires.

Black billionaires? We got a few now, man. Some black billionaires and shit, man. The list. Yeah, I'm looking at it now. Got my eyes on it. That's how I'm trying to be,

but I got a long way to go. Me too. I'm nowhere near, but it's possible. It's definitely possible. Shout out to Rihanna, man. Rihanna's up there. Rihanna's up there, man.

She's lit. That's the way to be. Hopefully, you know, over some time, we'll see more of us. But it's a start. You want to sell panties and shit?

I don't know. You got to think smart. Because she did lingerie. She did makeup. Like, she did everything that girls need. But I wasn't thinking like that. But shoot, at this point, you never know. Yeah, I'm looking at her.

You know, you got Rihanna and you got Oprah. Who you have to look like? Rihanna. That's Rihanna. But that Oprah who you rather look like Rihanna that's me no I love Oprah but I wouldn't be like Rihanna you said that shit too fast I did why would you rather be Rihanna than Oprah though why is that that's a great question

because now I'm thinking back it's like Oprah oh gosh I don't know for me for me I would just like to be a Rihanna. But we love Oprah. Just act and rock. I know. And that's a great question that I wish I had the answer to.

But I don't. She's shitting on you, Oprah. I'm not. She says she don't want to be chubby. I'm not. She's saying she don't want your style. She'd rather be Riri with the fenty. I'm not.

And the makeup and everything else. I think you did a spectacular job paving the way for the next black American female. Well, she's not American. Black female billionaire, period. But, uh, Stat would not

want to be you. She would rather be Rihanna. Yes, she did. No, I didn't say that. I said I would want to be Rihanna. But, like, Oprah, I would love to interview

her one day. That question was who you want to interview. Who would you rather be like? Rihanna or Oprah? And that shit was quick. Rihanna. I'm going to come back to you

with some options and have you think. You could ask me. I don't want to be nobody. I'll start over with zero before I be another nigga ever in life. Nigga, I don't want nobody.

I don't want to be nobody. End of the day, you got to think about Oprah, though, right? Yes. Oprah got her husband or boyfriend or whatever living in a house somewhere else on her property. Somewhere else.

Like, yo, just get over there and call you when a statement. Yo, call you when I need you, nigga. Fuck out of here. What kind of shit is that? That's bullshit, yo. Just get over there. Get over there, and when I need you, you'll be over here. But then on Stedman's side, too, he's like, fuck it.

Free household. Bitch don't need me that often. He might be sliding in there. Who knows? It's a possibility. That is a boss move. So I don't want to be in two separate places. I feel like that's like, I don't know.

That's controlling. You know, Oprah, I don't know her like that, but that may be controlling shit. Like, I don't want to be around you, but I don't want you going nowhere, neither. There's a lot of people like that. I don't like you like that, but that may be controlling shit. Like, I don't want to be around you, but I don't want you going nowhere neither. There's a lot of people like that. I don't like you, but I love you. And that's just the way it is with certain people.

There's a bunch of people. I've seen a comedian say this real quick. He was like, you know how hard it is to go out with somebody you love? He's like, you can go out with somebody you like all the time, because like is fun. When you love somebody, that shit is annoying sometimes. Damn, I fucking love this person. I don't really want to love them time because like is fun when you love somebody. That shit is annoying sometimes. Damn, I fucking love this person.

I don't really want to love him, but like is fun. Matter of fact, it was D-Ray Davis. Shout out to D-Ray. That was a very good take. If you ever watch one of his stand-ups, he had a good take on it.

We have different views on that, but... It wasn't my view. It was D-Ray's view. You seem like you want to argue with everybody today. You don't want to be awkward. You don't want to do me with D-Ray.

I don't have anything to do. I'm just repeating, reading, telling you what I'm reading. Tyler Perry, Rihanna popped up, some technology dudes, Jay-Z is up here. It's an interesting list. It's a very, very good list, man. Well, let's start with

the Warriors. You know what's crazy? Before we start with the Warriors, do you know Alex Karp? Alex Karp? Yeah. See, that's crazy? Before we start with The Warriors. Yeah. Do you know Alex Karp? Alex Karp? Yeah. No. See, that's the thing about millionaires. We only know the entertainers and the motherfucking celebrities and everything.

Alex Karp got $1.1 billion. He's the co-founder and CEO of some technology shit. And nobody probably even know him. Alex Karp, well, right past this shit right now, a nigga probably slapped the shit out of Alex Karp if he say the wrong thing. He got a billion. He'll buy this shit. We got to start paying attention to how to get a billion

without having to be an athlete or an entertainer or somebody, a celebrity, because it's a lot of people on this list that you would not know what they do. Very interesting. Shout out to Alex Karp. Yeah, that's dope.

I definitely got to do my research. So, let's start with the Warriors. Draymond Green came off the bench for his return after a 16-game suspension. That still wasn't enough as the Warriors lost to the Grizzlies, 116-107. The Grizzlies won without John Morant, Desmond Bain, Marcus Smart, Derrick Rose, Brandon Clark, and Steven Adams. So what do you think about that?

Rose, Brandon Clark, and Steven Adams. So what do you think about that? All right. One message to Draymond Green real quick, because this was his first game back without Money Green. Without Money Green, this is a brand new dip set in New York too, dip set couture. This is a sample that'll be out. So my car's a little packaged, of course. that'll be out. So my college package, of course. This is what I have to say. And this is a message directly to Draymond Green, which is my boy.

And this is his first game back. I know he needs to get into shape and ramp up his stamina and everything else to get back into shape. But, you know, me and Statt are going to talk about this, but I want to give a direct message to Draymond. When you get a chance, bro, the next nigga you need to slap is the nigga who released that footage of you knocking out Jordan Poole.

Knock his ass out. Whoever released that footage fucked your whole team up. Because I'm not saying that niggas could have got over that, you knocking them out, but it would have been a team thing. Once it went public, it fucked the whole team up. Because I'm not saying that niggas could have got over that, you knocking them out, but it would have been a team thing. Once it went public, it fucked the whole team up. Y'all just won a championship before that. With Poole getting shipped out and the camaraderie, not saying y'all don't have the camaraderie, and we seen a little bit of frustration when he didn't pass to Steph while I seen Klay Thompson get upset. and obviously you a few times with him on the court.

But whatever it was, it produced a championship. When niggas put that footage out, it fucked everything up. And like I said, I can't sit here and say whether the locker room would have been the same after that knockout. But who knows? You may have knocked other niggas out before on the team. We don't know, because the footage didn't get out. Whoever released that footage fucked the Golden State Warriors up. before on the team. We don't know because the footage didn't get out. Whoever released that footage, fuck the Golden State Warriors up.

Back to the game. Look, man, Golden State, they have no rhythm this year. No rhythm whatsoever. Chris Paul, he's in, he's out, he's in, he's out. Right now, he's out with a broken something, hand, finger, whatever it is. I didn't expect him to play that long anyway. Gary Payton, he's a very, a lot of people underestimate

what Gary Payton Jr. brings to this team. He's a part of that last championship as well. I'm happy he went back there after going to Portland. But he brings a lot to the table defensively and running the offense. He doesn't run offense, but he knows how to move in motion with the offense. He's not there.

Moody's not there. Only person consistently playing good is fucking Steph. There's so many Stephs we've been talking to, Marbury and everybody else, but Steph Curry. He's consistent. He's playing well.

And I really feel bad for him because it's like he has no help. When Draymond's there, Draymond does what Draymond's supposed to do. Klay Thompson, he has not caught the rhythm that we thought he would catch. He'll have a 30-point game, and he's like, ooh, those come few and short now these days

in a contract year. So I feel really bad for Steph Curry. As far as them losing to the Grizzlies with nobody playing, really, it's a damn shame. It's a damn shame. That was a great comeback game, you know, because I think Draymond Green was reinstated maybe two, three games ago,

but this was supposed to be a real good game to get his stand-up back and back in the loop because you're playing the Grizzlies. Nobody expects the Grizzlies to win without John Morant. I'm not going to call them the Detroit Pistons, but without John Moran, I think they won five games previous to John Moran coming back.

Listen, I really don't know what to say, but this stuff covers some help, and hopefully they'll get things together, but it doesn't look good. It's one of them situations where you're like, oh, we got time, we got time. You don't have time. You're four games under 500.

The playing doesn't even look good this year. After All-Star break, I think that the GMs and ownership will start looking at how to maneuver things if things don't shift really quickly. And when I say the All-Star break, we literally have maybe exactly a month left before

the All-Star break. The week after Super Bowl, maybe exactly a month. Yeah. Y'all got a month to get together before niggas start shifting players around and so on and so forth.

Let me ask you this stat because I know you keep up. Would you trade Draymond Green or Klay Thompson if you're the management for Golden State

to get Steph Curry the right pieces around him? What would you do if you were management? Yeah, I definitely would State to get Steph Curry the right pieces around him? What would you do if you were management? Yeah, I definitely would. I think Steph Curry is the franchise player that you want to build everything that the Warriors has going on around. I was actually going to say,

I think people are trying to just keep them together because they're holding on to hope. But it's like, there's no point. Like, I think, and every time I say something about a team, something happens after the fact, but I'm just going to say it. Like, I think every time I say something about a team, something happens after the fact. But I'm just going to say it like I think the Warriors are playing like an old team, like they don't look good. They had Chris Paul on the team, which cool.

He made an impact while he was playing, but it wasn't a big enough impact to get them winning a lot of games. And then you got Draymond, you know, doing stuff outside and on the court. I just feel like they don't look like a good team right now. I felt like they shouldn't have traded Jordan Poole because I think he was their future. And once you start getting rid of your future, you have to build around older players. You're going to play older. And I just think that they need to rebuild everything. They're saying that they actually are looking into being open to trade anybody except Steph

Curry. And I think there's no better time to do it than now. That's what I think. Let me ask you this because you made a statement. What impact did Chris Paul bring to the team? You know, he threw up some points.

You know, their chemistry worked. He did a little something. He did what Chris Paul does. A little bit of impact. And that's what he did. What impact exactly are you referring to? Because I didn't see shit.

I just see him. I would have rather had Jordan Poole there. I definitely would have rather had Jordan Poole as well. I didn't see no impact. I see a nigga just,

just old and running around. So you feel like he's just there? Yeah, he's just there. They had to get rid of Jordan Poole. He was part of the trade process.

And don't get me wrong, Chris Paul is a name that's very recognizable or, you know, a traditional point guard, floor general, whatever you want to call him. As far as impact,

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I'm going to be honest with you. You my nigga and all that. But impact, I didn't see no motherfucking impact. And as far as, and this is the problem too.

Now when you start putting that out there, I'm glad you said I didn't know about that, that they're willing to trade other people. Everybody except Steph Curry, that starts lingering

around the locker room. Oh, will it be me? Will it be me? Will it be me? Another motherfucker missing is you, Andrew Wiggins. Ever since them rumors last year about

your bitch fucking your nigga, shit been quiet. You know, like, I don't know if that's true or not, but you didn't say shit to clear it up. It was three, four fucking weeks, five, six, seven weeks, because we talked about it on our very first season on It Is What It Is about why is Andrew Wiggins not playing? Where is he at? Then the rumors come out.

Nah, his baby ain't his baby. It's his man baby, or his man was fucking his girlfriend. And when all the speculation was going around, you didn't say shit to clear it up. Two months passed by, and you say, oh, my wrist hurt. Nah, man, you can't do that, and it ain't been right with you since. It ain't been right with you since. At least Klay Thompson had real injuries.

And I'm not saying mental health is not important. It's definitely important. It's a big thing going on right now. But say that. Say it's a mental problem because if you don't, niggas going to be like, yo, niggas, his man fucked his bitch and he been fucked up ever since. And now it's causing the team

problems. This has been one big fuck up since that tape come out. So that's why I'm telling you, Draymond, if you catch that nigga who released the fucking footage, that's the next nigga you need to slap. Not no players, nobody on the court. Knock that nigga out. Because he fucked the team up.

I will add, though, I think the one player that they should not trade is Jonathan Kaminga, because I just don't think it makes sense right now. I mean, even looking at this game, besides Steph Curry, he scored the highest points. He had 20 points. Steph Curry had 26. Everybody had around, shoot, seven, eight, nine points. And he just complained to Steve Kerr about not getting enough play in time. He finally gave it to him. So I think this

is an opportunity to be like, look, I deserve a spot here. I'm supposed to be here. I want to play. And that's the energy that we want to see from the players regardless. So I just think that would be a bad decision because they already did it with Jordan Poole. I don't need to see them give up another younger player and then stuff messes up in the future for them. I like Kaminga. I think he should have been getting a lot more playing time last year if you ask me. You know, look,

it was Kaminga, it was Poole, it was Wiggins that they had the future with Golden State whenever Steph Curry, Draymond, and Klay Thompson decided to go. And that chemistry got fucked up with what I just said. Y'all niggas going to get traded like slaves, man. That's what's going to happen sooner or later, man. They're going right on the chopping block and get traded.

And I don't know what to say about it because my opinion is this. Status said everybody's open to trade. I was on Matt Barnes and Stack 5 show and they asked me my opinion about the situation about a month ago.

And I told them that I believe their ownership is willing to ride with Draymond Green, Steph Curry, and Klay Thompson to the wheels for a long. But I didn't think

that they would be as bad as they are. I think that they thought at least some type of way they would sneak into the playoffs. And look, at the end of the day, there's only four teams that don't make it to the play-in. So it only takes them to be in the 10th spot

to get a chance to go to the playoffs. Right now, they're not even in the 10th spot. So trade deadline coming up. I don't know if we'll see any changes before the trade deadline, but if something happens during the summer, I don't know if we'll see any changes before the trade deadline, but if something happens by the summer, during the summer,

I wouldn't be surprised. I definitely wouldn't be surprised, especially because everything in sports, especially, I know it's only been a month into the year, but like,

I think the most unpredictable things have happened already, things that we didn't expect to happen and we're finally seeing some changes being made. So, Warriors fans, don't be surprised.

Even just like Bill Belichick leaving, like just sports in general. I feel like we've seen a lot of moves that we didn't expect. Them niggas 72 though, Stan. Yeah, but still like when that time actually comes, it's like, dang, they actually did it. You don't wait till niggas get 72.

Okay, no, not in that case. Everybody who left this week was 70s and they 70. We cannot wait till straight fucking Clay Thompson turn 72. I mean, I'm exaggerating. Yes. I get what you're saying. Basketball life is like 37. It's equal 72.

Like, we can't wait for that. Like, if I'm saying we, like, if you're a Golden State fan. And I know it's going to hurt. It's going to hurt. It happens, though. Yeah. We'll see what happens. Okay.

Moving along. Kyle Kuzma tweeted, at this point, it's going to hurt. It's going to hurt. It happens, though. Yeah, we'll see what happens. Okay, moving along. Kyle Kuzma tweeted, At this point, it's like, don't be that team. When the Celtics were leaning towards a loss to the Pistons during their extended losing streak. The other night, the Pistons beat the Wizards 129-117. So how do you feel about him tweeting that and them losing? Man, I got to talk to you.

Y'all niggas is that team almost. Y'all not the Pistons, but y'all niggas is a fucking embarrassment. You know, you know what my problem is with Kyle Kuzma and Jordan Poole is that y'all been around champions and y'all been around winners and y'all are not taking that with you where you go. You've been around LeBron James, Kyle Kuzma, Jordan Poole, you've been around Steph Curry, Klay Thompson,

Draymond Green. I don't know if you've been because you had to go to the Wizards. Pardon me, yeah, the Wizards. I about to call them niggas the Bullets. I've been around since they had the Bullets. But y'all niggas are not taking anything that y'all learned being next to champions

to the next place. This is a business. You can't be salty about it. Secondly, look, I know I'm going to get a little slack from my homegirl about this. My homegirl, Winnie. Winnie Harlow and all that. But at the end of the day,

and when he's there, look, all right, let me get in. Let me sit up for this, man. Nah, nah, because when he's my hunger, that's my nigga. Winnie Harlow, for people who don't know, is Kyle Kuzma's girlfriend. And she's a friend of mine, a great friend of mine. She's a supermodel, not regular model, supermodel, Canada, Not regular model, supermodel, Canada. Very eclectic look. I'm talking about everything from Vogue to fucking Victoria's... Whatever the top shit is, that's with Winnie Harlow. And he trying to keep up. Coming with the big dumb boots on, jackets on, puffy and shit

when they don't need to be puffy because he got a supermodel. So now he think he got to be a super nigga model. Nah, nigga. Just have to supermodel and play basketball. She likes you for that. I'm not saying that wasn't your style. I don't know. But it seemed like you trying to keep up

because you got the supermodel dying and shit and all that. Gilbert Arenas made a great point the other day. And I'm going to chime in on what Gilbert Arenas said. He said, anybody in the NBA with good hair is not that good. He said, all the best players should have napped. He said, Steph, be woofing some time. You look at Draymond.

He said, Kevin Durant, never brush his hair. He said, anybody who got waves or good haircut, they ain't shit because who got time to be brushing all day? Like me, I just put my brush away. I got time. And when I get tired, I got a bitch to brush my hair for me once in a while. I don't got waves right now because I got lazy and I have a bitch around to brush my hair.

I don't got time to brush my hair every day. So if I'm on my computer, I'm doing work, a bitch is usually brushing my hair. That's why my waves are missing. Y'all niggas ain't even thinking that far ahead. If you got waves or good haircuts, I gotta agree with Gilbert Arenas. Y'all may not be that good if your hair is cut all the fucking time.

The nice niggas don't have haircuts every fucking minute. Be a basketball player, Kyle Kuzma, and let Winnie be the supermodel. She likes you for you, nigga. I know, because I know that's my homegirl. Play ball, nigga, and stop tweeting. And stop worrying about everything else.

And take some of that shit that you learned from Bron and them niggas over there to the Wizards. The same thing with you, Jordan Poole. Take your championship pedigree over to the Wizards and stall them and some of the other players and therefore y'all may be a contender on the East. Nobody wants to watch y'all niggas. Nobody, B.

You don't want to be that team. What's their record stat? What is the Wizards' record? They are 7-32. What the fuck do you mean you don't want to be that team? You are that team, nigga. You are the team. What's the Pistons' record?

What's the Pistons' record? 3-something? 4-36. You want three games more than the Pistons. You are that team what's the Pistons record what's the Pistons record three and something four and thirty six you won three games more than the Pistons you are that team nigga the fuck is you talking about

then you tweet the shit and then you lose shut the fuck up and go play basketball and just have the supermodel girlfriend stop tweeting

Twitter fingers and I think now we are joined with Mace hey what's going on? Yo. I know you ain't wearing the same shit two days in a row, nigga. I know that ain't what I see.

I'm just thinking observation. Listen, Murda, this is an obligation. You signed up for this. You're not going to get sympathy from me about it. If you want sympathy, you're looking for the wrong person. Actually, you're not going to get sympathy from me about it. If you want sympathy, you're looking for the wrong person. Actually, you're late. Are we docking people these days? You're actually late to the show.

Let me ask you something, Murda, real quick before we get to the next question, because we just finished this segment. And Gilbert Arenas, and I just ended this last segment with this before we get to the next segment And Gilbert Arenas, and I just ended this last segment with this before we get to the next segment. Gilbert Arenas said that niggas with waves and good hair in the NBA ain't that good in basketball because they brushing their hair too much.

He said Steph be wolfing, Kevin Durant be wolfing, Draymond. He named a bunch of niggas who's nice, who hair ain't clean. He said, if you got good hair waves, you ain't shit. What you think about that? What about Damon Lillard? I told him, you know who I said first? He said, the only person to get in is Tatum.

I said Tatum. Tatum shit is like some, doesn't he got that Al B. Shaw shit with him? Tatum's got some good shit with him. He got that Soul Glow shit with him. I'm going to go with, you got on murder. You not in the streets no more.

We not grinding for you to be wearing back to back like a soldier in my squadron. Outfits two days in a row, bro. You wear the same clothes like a soldier in my squadron. Now, if a nigga see this on our thumbnail, they may get their episodes fucked up. You got... Now, if you want... Yeah, yeah. Now, look,

I ain't knocking you. Where's your spread it out? Pause. Spread it out a little bit, man. They see this shit two days in a row, they're going to get the episodes fucked up, man. Come on now. We did this already, Murda. We did this when we had to do it. Bet on that.

Well, okay. Moving along. The Sixers defeated the Nuggets 126 to 121. This was the Jokic versus Embiid face off at this point in the season. Which team do you think is better? I would say real quick, I'll go first, is that that they're both in the same place. They're both third in the east and in the west. I think when it's all said and done,

that Denver will still be coming out of the West. I'm not sure about Philly on the East. It's looking like that Milwaukee's gaining some of that camaraderie that me and Mace were talking about they should have in the beginning of the season. And then towards the middle of the season, but as the season went along, we were seeing some mishaps with them saying, will they get together? I think that they're starting to get together. So I'm not going to say it's a foregone conclusion for Milwaukee,

but the Sixers look really good considering that James Hahn is going. Tyrese Maxey is leading in votes for all-star starter. I'm not mad at them. 41 points in the victory over Denver is really good. With the back, you know, you got the two last MVPs playing against each other. This is a really big game, so I think it was a great

game to watch, but I still think it's too early to tell if we're talking about champions. I actually think any time that he can get those kind of numbers on Joker, it's important because it sets the tone for what you can look forward to in the playoffs in a sense because it starts building the camaraderie and building the confidence of the Sixers like we can actually beat this team

and we can actually be champs. So it leads to the delusion that they had before and can turn it into a reality. Now, that's a great take, and that's a great point. And I would usually agree with you 100%, but the only reason I disagree with you is because that Joker nigga got some other type of butt and paws. I'm not saying he didn't take this game seriously.

Like, shit, he had 25 points and 19 rebounds. I think he wanted to win, too. And you're right, Mace. As a matter of fact, it's not like disagreeing with you. I agree with you. It's just another side of the coin, so to speak. When the Joker wants to say, get the fuck out of my way and put the effort in,

then we've seen it live, being you up close and personal. And I don't see that in him. I think it's 25 and 19. Even like tonight, it was like, ah, whatever, I'm here to play basketball. But that kid, he doesn't really be caring until it's time to care. And I think that he won his championship. He has his two MVPs. And not saying he doesn't want another one.

Not saying that they don't want a one seed in the West. But like I said, I wouldn't even have a little bit of a different take from you if I didn't see that nigga just say, get the fuck out the way and take his team to the championship. I think he had 53 points when we and Mace went to see him play against Phoenix. And we were so mad because, you know, we were there for Walker and Kevin Durant, which they did their thing, too. I think they had 45 and 39, and they got the victory that time.

But it was just something different about that nigga when he wanted to go. So the way you ended your statement, Mace, was like, it may be a delusion. Yeah, I have 41 and we won, but I don't know. That kid got another button. Until further notice, I got to go with the Joker, even when he loses.

I agree. And the 40 points is significant, but I'm just curious as to you guys' thoughts. So after the game, Embiid actually went up to Jokic and told him he's the best player in the league. What do you think about him telling him that? Did he tell Joker that Joker's the best player in the league

or that he said, I'm the best player in the league? No, he went up to Jokic and said, you're the best player in the league because they asked him what he said after the game. What I think about it? Yeah. I think nigga pussy. Nigga, I wish a nigga would.

I would want me and Mace playing against each other and nigga, I say, nah, Mace, you know you're the best player in the league, nigga. Get the fuck out of here. If he went over to him and say, yeah, nigga, you know I'm the best player in the league, nigga. Fuck, I'll see you next time. I ain't with all this new shit. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not with it. I'm not with the camaraderie. I'm not with it. I'm just not the camaraderie. I'm not with it. I'm just not with it, bro. I'm not with going up the niggas and be like, yo, you that nigga, man. I ain't gonna lie, yo. You really that nigga. I'm not with that, bro. I'm just not, B.

Yeah, I don't even know what you call that. Yeah, I don't know what it's about. Listen, man, let me tell you something, Murder, and you missed the episode, and I'm so mad you missed that episode because it would have been great, and we might got to do another episode. We're going to do the recap. Right.

No, not even recap. I want to bring Skip back. You was here for some bad stuff, but Skip, let me tell you something. I'm pretty sure you saw the episode, right? Skip started Air One, right? I'm talking about started saw the episode, right? Skip started Air One, right? I'm talking about started that shit, the sneakers. They called him Skip the Man Lou.

He even referred to the fact that nobody even knew him. We called him Rafe. And he went overseas. He went to Fresno State. He played in the NBA 11 years. He's coached kids. His basketball legacy and credibility

and games are just out of control out of control bro I'm talking about you don't do high school you don't do junior college you don't do college you don't do the NBA

you don't do overseas and you know what this nigga said Mace he said it was a time in 1991 or 92, we went to a tournament in UDC and played against Cam and Mace. And niggas tried to fight me on the court and threw the ball at me and we was busting their ass.

He remembers that, but that's the point I'm trying to tell you. All this basketball knowledge and games and years and years and years and the NBA and so on and so forth, he still remembers us having a problem with each other because as much like he said, we spend the night, Skip comes spend the night

at her house, my house. We all hang out with each other. When we get on the court, I don't fuck with you, bro. And if you beat me, I don't fuck with you, bro. And if you beat me, I don't fuck with you after until I calm down after a few days. And Skip said this. All the basketball knowledge and travels he's

been through, he remembers that. And that's the point I'm trying to make. Imagine he said he, and look, Mase, I argue with the nigga. I don't remember that. I don't. I remember busting his ass. I don't believe losing a I don't. I remember busting his ass. I don't remember him ever losing a race. Yeah, yeah.

That's what I'm trying to explain to you. I remember I was guarding him, remembering his coach. His coach got mad because he couldn't get the ball over half court. Remember, he said, he's holding me. With defensive specialist pause. You know what I'm saying?

But the point being is, when I was talking to him, I felt his attitude about it. Imagine coming up. Yeah, like he was. Yeah. Imagine, nigga. He was definitely not bowing, pausing, nobody. Yeah.

I don't care if they make McDonald's. They got to show me, champ. I don't read the paper like that. I don't read. I make McDonald's. They got to show me, champ. I don't read the paper like that. I don't read. I can't read. Yeah, and this is 30, 35 years later, and niggas is still on that type of time. So when she tells me or the quote that she read,

I should say, oh, you the best, champ. I was in there. I slapped the shit. Yo, you beat me, 41 points on me, and come up to me like, nah, you that nigga. Yo, I'm going to stuff you. Yo, my nigga, don't do that to me, B, because now you're being slick. Now you're being slick.

Yeah, you remember we playing basketball. We beat niggas. They tried to jump me at the bus. Yeah, yeah. Niggas is not going for that. Yeah, man. We need to win the game on the fight. Right, exactly, or both.

And just to add more context to that, because I agree with y'all 100%. After when they asked him what he said to him after the game, he said, like I told you earlier, he won a championship. That's the best team in the league. He's the finals MVP. So I was just telling him, keep going. I'll see you in two weeks.

Keep doing your thing. That's why you're the best in the league. And that's why you were crying when Kawhi Leonard sent you home. With boogers and all type of shit coming out your nose. And that's why Rihanna didn't want the nigga. That's exactly why Riri didn't want the

nigga right there. Exactly. Shit like that. Don DeMarco. Don DeMarco nigga. Shit like that. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Niggas don't want that type ofarn DeMarco. Yeah. Darn DeMarco nigga, shit like that. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Niggas don't want that type of energy in the house. Fuck outta here. And you know what happened, Murda?

What happened? She got with a Harlem nigga. Exactly. Exactly. Mic drop. Them niggas might sell records but they ain't better than me

yeah yeah you know what I'm saying all the other shit she running out of Harlem nigga with them can't even knock her shout out Rihanna okay

LeBron James was bombarded by a fan on the sideline during one of the games where he had to physically push him away but what are you guys' thoughts on the fan even being able to get that close to him on the sideline during one of the games where he had to physically push him away. But what are you guys' thoughts on the fan even

being able to get that close to him on the sidelines? We just had this conversation too, Murder Your Wife. I was a little messed up, but we was talking to JD about it with these old ass security guards. You know, you go to MasterSquareGuard and, you know, we've

been to a few other arenas, but I'm going to use MasterSquareGuard. You go to the game they got these guards who's not even allowed to watch the game they're sitting there facing the crowd so the game is behind them they're looking at the game and sometimes I looked at myself and I'm like

this dude is 74 no disrespect God bless he's still working and everything else I don't ever want nobody to be out of a job. But if shit popped off, they ain't going to be able to get to a nigga quick enough. Listen, man, you got to realize, man, these NBA players are people idle.

They fantasize about them. They have posters on the wall, et cetera. The least you could do is guard the perimeter of the court. And I know that they love athletes, but their safety comes first. These niggas be old, yo, and I'm not, I don't want y'all to lose your job. I know it's a job,

but you gotta have niggas who's fast, who can get there to stop shit like this. You gotta have a nigga who got instinct like, nah, nah, nah, he look like he about to bust some more. 10 o'clock. Yeah, exactly. You look like he about to bust some more. 10 o'clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, exactly. You got to have a nigga who on point to get ready to do this. Because listen, we don't know if he's a super fan or if he hate LeBron. You got to be aware of that, man. And that really bothers me that the athletes aren't protected as well as they should be protected. Because that shit could turn dangerous. That's my opinion on it. But I do know the people in Madison Square Garden

as old as fuck, B. And I don't know where this happened at. But them niggas guarding the crowd can't do anything. Think about it, Myrtle, right? Let's give you an example. Did you see when James Dolan got Charles Barkley kicked out the garden? I mean, Charles Oakley. Yeah.

It took 17 niggas. Yeah, it took too long. Now, Charles Oakley a big nigga. Don't get it fucked up. But it took too long, and it took like, all right, I don't want to exaggerate. It took like nine niggas. And Charles Barkley still left on his own. He like, man, fuck off me.

Niggas trying to grab him. Fuck off me. I'll walk trying to grab him. Fuck off me. I'll walk out. Nah, niggas. You got to get better security because what if it's 17 Charles Oakley's in there? What you going to do then? Now y'all just fucked up. They would have been lost.

They ran over there like, come on. You know you got to go. Yeah, exactly. They got to move on with words because they can't, they didn't have enough strength to do anything. Absolutely. And don't get me wrong, I know they want to show Charles Oakley respect because he's a former Knicker and he was part of them rugged,

rough teams with Anthony Mason. God bless to that Pat Ewan and the crew. But if James Dolan said bust a move, nigga, bust a move. Your job's on the line. Yeah, he over there and just at least had a stun gun. If niggas were to stun John Charles, that would have been

fucked up. That would have been fucked up, B. That's crazy. But yeah, man, I just think that they... Two minutes to go, and then I'm going to have to do what they told me to. You start hitting niggas with it then you start hitting niggas with, you start hitting niggas with, I got to feed my kids, man.

You fucking that up. I got to feed my kids, man. Can't do nothing after that. Okay. So Dwayne Wade recently celebrated a Hall of Fame night in Miami after his induction last year. He was recognized, and the team announced they would unveil a statue of him outside the arena in fall 2024. Despite his huge accomplishments, a lot of people directed attention to his painted nails. So one, what are you guys' thoughts on the ceremony and then the statue being made of him?

And then everybody's talking about his nails. Yes. and then the statue being made of him. And then everybody's talking about his nails. D-Wade, D-Wade. This is like seeing Jordan. It's like seeing Jordan in lingerie. It's just crushing. That's when I exit the show. What? What?

What? I can't. It's stuff you don't want to see, man. It's like it just ruined everything for you, you know? I can't. I can't. I can't. You're talking about fire with a date, nigga.

You going fire with a date, nigga. Yeah. You know, it's like when you have somebody you looked up to you appreciated their work of the athlete and then they go do this it's just like man we can't do nothing with that man

oh shit oh man oh shit okay that's it Oh shit Okay That's it I can't do nothing It's like when Sean Payne said You're hugging all these babies We're trying to win games

I'm gonna I'm gonna babies, baby. We're trying to win games. You know. I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... You have to come on my nigga award. Nah, I'm a go left. He's the front runner. Come on my man

yo yo oh shit yo Mace you know what make it even funnier you know you not here make it funnier stat not laughing cause you cool with this shit

I just don't know what to say. You know what I'm saying? You got to chill out. I said not a word. Stag, I'm going to go last because I was going to say,

I don't know what the problem is. I think it's okay. Go ahead, Stag. Go ahead and shut up. I mean, there's not much to it. Like, if he paints his nails,

he paints his nails. Like, A$AP Rocky's painted his nails. Harry Styles. Everybody's been doing it, so it's just like, that's what I've been seeing. Like, I don't know. You want to paint your nails?

Go ahead and paint your nails. Like, if that's what you really want to do. Shout out Dwayne Wade, though. Shout out to being inducted in the Hall of Fame and getting a statue. That's dope. That's what I'm worried about.

If you paint your nails and that's what you want to do. Yeah, that's true. Cool. Anything Miami Heat related is cool, huh? It doesn't even matter what it is.

I'll tell you one thing. So when I first seen it, my man sent it to me. And matter of fact, Sin City sent it to me. And, matter of fact, Sin, Sin City sent it to me. Sin told me to tell you what's up, new hotness and all that. He said it was good. But

Sin City sent it to me and he sent me the emoji with the girl fingernails that don't be like this. And they got the fingernails like this. He sent me that shit. A few niggas sent me that. My opinion is this,

and this is Cam's opinion. I like Mesa's take on it. You know, I'm not mad at that take. My opinion is this, is that Dwayne Wade for the last however many years, and I don't want to just say since he's been with Gabrielle

Union but he's become very eclectic over the years you know what I'm saying like his blouses or shirts or whatever you want to call it uh you call it eclectic what you call it what words you want to use

let me hear your words let me hear what you want to use what you call it I'm going to get some words what did we call him Sassy he's become very sassy. Okay, yeah, yeah.

I knew you guys. He's sassy, okay. Over the years, he's become, okay, sassy. So, you know, whether it's blouses or capri pants or anything. Look, and I'm not mad at it. Like I said, the fingernails didn't shock me. And the biggest story is congratulations to him for getting the trophy, the statue, and everything else.

Because he did put in work as a basketball player when it came to the Miami Heat. They wouldn't have won them championships without him. Definitely shout out to D-Wade with the trophy. See, I forgot about the trophy and all the things with the stuff that's going on. It's like, it's possible. It's the same thing somebody could say about me

or anybody else. You could do things outside of the thing that you've done that make people kind of like look at the thing you've done a different way. And that's,

and this is one of those moments where that may have happened, you know, Quotation it matters. It matters. It matters. Your image does matter. No, no, no. I'm saying that's crazy. Matters. If you, if you go and put on, so if he's going to do his nails,

this is what I would say to D-Wade if you're going to do your nails you're going to do your hair do your lashes just go crazy I would respect that more than just tiptoeing out just go crazy

well speaking of tiptoeing out because there's some new well it's not new it's old information. But I got to get you guys' thoughts on this. So something that I haven't really seen, I've seen a lot of males paint their nails, but I haven't seen males paint their toenails, which is apparently something that he started doing.

So back in 2011, he had a GQ interview and he basically said he was on vacation in the Bahamas with LeBron. When LeBron saw his toes, he was like vacation in the Bahamas with LeBron and when LeBron saw his toes, he was like, something is seriously wrong with you. But eventually LeBron was like, you know what? You're crazy,

but that's just you. He said, when I first got into the league, I tried to fit in. Now I don't care. So any comments on that part of it? And I just like bringing these topics to y'all because y'all know

we finna talk about everything. That's what we do. I just, I swear to God and everything I love. It's just errors and certain shit and where you're raised that's sad that that's sad that they bring this up because i'm like really on here because um i think it's cool for for grown men to do whatever they want to do but it matters i'm gonna stand on that it matters as a man who got sons and sons

that are growing up, that matters. Like, whatever they decide, they decide. But it's important that people put the right imagery out there, and I think it's the wrong imagery. I'm going to be honest. I can't be quiet about that. I think it's crazy that he's doing it.

You're standing on business, huh, nigga? Standing on business, man. They ain't bring me here to compromise and all that, man. I'm not going to do that. They ain't my makeup. Me and Mase was talking about this. I don't even know.

I think we was off the show. We was talking the whole day. Matter of fact, we wasn't on the show. And, like, a lot of people know my, not a lot of people, but niggas I grew up with know my son's mother and she's a year older than me. She's tough as nails,

yo. I'm talking about bring pistols to school. Used to be in the street. She changed her life around, became a teacher, mad degrees and everything, but she still got like a tough persona, like tough. And one day I was talking to her, probably about seven, six, seven years ago,

and I was like, you know what? I'm going to start getting my pants cut shorter when I wear my suit so my ankles can show. And she said, Ken, if I ever see you with your fucking ankles out, I'm going to slap the shit out you in public, nigga. I wish I would see you with your ankles out. I said, but that's a little new shit. Let me catch you with your ankles out. I'm telling you, I'm popping right on you. I don't give

a fuck who you with or anything else. I wish I would see. And I'm like, damn, I can't make sure that I can't even grow in fashion because that's where people are stuck at sometimes. So there I'll be like, damn, I better not take a picture and let her see with my ankles out because if we be somewhere, she really will pop on me in public and tell me to do something about it. I can't even have my

ankles out around certain people. So I'm trying to grow, but some people are stuck on that. Like Macy, she would stand on business. If she seen this Dwayne Wade shit, man, listen, she would lose her motherfuckers. She wouldn't even like the shit that I'm saying right now. Cam, say what the fuck you're supposed to say.

That's what she would say. Real talk. We would never say. You know how they cover it up? They cover it up. They say the hottest thing in the world used to show his socks. Yeah. Michael Jackson. Yeah, used to show his socks. Yeah. Michael Jackson.

Yeah, Michael Jackson showed his ankles, nigga. Michael Jackson had the glitter socks. I tried to tell her that. I told her that. I said, yo, Mike showed his ankles. She said, so now we following Michael Jackson. You can't even win one. So now niggas is doing what Mike doing.

All right. Well, shout out, Dwayne Wade. We're going to go to break. And when we return, we will discuss this new Netflix basketball series. Don't go anywhere. She call this thing abouts toxic Four years and counting Got you feeling like a option Maybe I'm my own problem, babe She tired of hearing I don't know What's happening to me won't fall Dealing with this thing called trust

But she really thinking about She wanna be free Why am I in this one way Welcome back. So let's get into our underdog fantasy picks of the day. Tonight, the magic will play the Hawks. Paulo Bencaro is at 27 and a half points. Do you have him higher or lower camp?

I'm going to go higher. Okay. You see what I'm saying? You see how he's getting his hair brushed? Put a solo on him. A nigga painting his nails can't get his hair brushed like that. That's why niggas gotta stop playing. That's exactly why.

You know where we from, baby. Yeah. Yeah, you know? Yeah. But yeah, I'm going with what Killer just said. Yeah, man. Okay.

Trey Young is at 10 assists. Do you have him higher or lower, Mace? Lower. Lower. Of course. Trey Young is going to shoot the ball every opportunity he gets. He might get a few downs. But you see, Killer getting his hair brushed.

This is what the paint and nail generation got to realize. You ain't gonna be that sweat. You know, you ain't gonna have that kind of control if she think you need a fingernail polish, then you need a scrunchie. You don't need your head down. Yeah, y'all fighting for fingernail polish

in the house. Yeah, you going into her budget now. Yeah, now you know that's a great point, Mur. Now, you know, that's a great point, Murda, because you know what? What if she ran out of fingernail polish because you using it?

That's a great point. And a scrunchie missing. That's a great point. I'm going to go lower, too, for Trey. He's shooting. He ain't passing like that. Okay, and DeJounte Murray's at 20 and a half points. Do you have him higher or lower camp? Him and Trey don't seem like they've been getting along.

I think he's going for his. I'm going to go higher. Yeah. You agree? Higher. Okay. Make sure to download the Underdog Fantasy app and you can make your picks too.

Okay, so Netflix is making a new docuseries modeled after Netflix's quarterback show. The series will feature LeBron James, Jason Tatum, Jimmy Butler, Anthony Edwards, and Sabonis. The question is, would you watch it? Absolutely. Absolutely.

Look, the quarterback joint was really good. That's why they're doing the actual basketball one. I love getting inside information on any sport that I like watching. So, absolutely. I can't wait to watch it. I think it's a great idea. Netflix has been

the lead of the pack when it comes to streaming. So, yeah. Absolutely. I'll definitely watch it. I'm actually looking forward to it. Mace, what do you think? I definitely will watch this show with Netflix, this docuseries, but I definitely think the names in here should change.

I don't know if I want to constantly watch some of these people. Who would you not want to watch? I think LeBron James. LeBron James would be dope because you would also get to see his life, his sons, and stuff like that. I think Anthony Edwards is great because he's on a come up. But I think they should kind of go with people that people would be dying to see what their everyday is like. Like right now, if Ja wasn't hurt, he would be a great one.

But I think also to watch somebody per se like Joker would be great. Or my boy from Dallas. You got to watch him. The Disney assassin. Why the Disney assassin ain't on here? But I think this goes to show who they're trying to make

the face of the NBA. But definitely, definitely, your boy, Lukasz should be on there. Well, my thoughts about Jokic, I mean, like I've said,

in his free time I feel like we've seen like the horse clips and stuff like that like yes in hindsight I would think I would be interested to see him but like based off of what he does every day and what he shared I don't really know if it would be as interesting but I do think Jimmy Butler was strategic because I don't know if y'all heard he's coming out with a country album eventually so I feel like this is all marketing to like add to the stuff that he's been doing on the side um but I definitely would want to see like LeBron I would want to see Jason Tatum Jimmy Butler honestly all these I didn't really know about Sabonis but I think not to cut you off so I know you're okay I think to be totally honest with you, I agree with what you and me said,

but more to what May said, I don't know about Luka, but definitely the Joker because I would love to see what he's doing because how good are you to be not practicing? Everybody we watch in this documentary, you may show they off-the-court activity in their life, but some type of way practice is going to be in there. Basketball is going to be in there. You know, even Jimmy Butler, country album, then I got to go shoot free throw.

I don't think Joker got time, don't do none of that when it's not basketball time. If it's not Denver, Denver Nugget practice or Denver Nugget games, I would love to see what he does and how good he's able to maintain without doing that act. Getting drunk in the summertime, dancing in the streets, just reckless life that he lives across seas and still be as good as he is. I would love to see the Joker. Absolutely.

And then one more person I would add, I think it would be super dope if they had a rookie's first transition into the league. I know Wemby would probably decline. He'd probably decline, though. That's too much. He'd be stressed out. He definitely needs to be on there. He's got to embrace the celebrity because we're not going to stop paying attention to what he does. The moment you are touted and made to be the next coming of anything,

the spotlight is on you whether you want it to be or not. But I think, honestly, after that Britney Spears situation, if I were him, I wouldn't want no cameras on me because that was like a crazy awakening for him,

you know, just coming to America. I think he's going to take a little second before he accepts to do any sort of reality show. I think that would freak him out. But it would be dope to see. What'd you say, Mace? You don't remember his security snap, Brittany?

In Summer League? Yeah. That freaked him out. Yeah, that freaked him out. He don't even post that much content. I think he's good out to social media, and I see why. It's a lot. My bad, y'all.

He got a whole audience. Like, hey. They can't say harder. I'm talking to a female. They watching something else. Listen, what I say about this, this is what I say about my females.

If you don't want them, I don't want them. I don't want no bitch to niggas be like, ew. Nah. You can like my bitch, just don't touch. I like you to like my bitch because you know I got something special. And I'm not saying this is my bitch. She's my hairbrush at the moment. But yeah, yeah, listen.

I like that you like what I'm with. If you don't like what I'm with, I'm not with the right person. One more pan to the window. Yeah, go to the window. They try to walk off. It was like about 10, 15, 20. Stop. Rose.

And you know what's crazy is that them white men, they love black women, man. They love African black. Pardon me. Don't let me say African. They like our black sisters Pardon me. Don't let me say African. They like our black sisters, man. You know what I'm saying?

They definitely do. Okay. Last thing before we go. Wizards guard, Ryan Rollins was waived from the team after details emerged of his shoplifting from target. Some of the items stolen were groceries, body wash and candles.

So thoughts on the situation and hearing about his shoplifting. Body wash and candles? See, they think we be trying to make jokes. Life is hilarious. If you in the NBA making about 1.2 or whatever he's making over the years, and you're in the store still in body wash and candles, you have a problem. And you need serious help.

I'm going to be praying for you and I'm willing to do counseling. I'm not, because people always like, Mace, you're joking, but you don't help nobody. So I'm going to make myself personally available. Hit me up, pause in the DM, send you information. I would really like to help you get some counseling because if you're still in on an NBA team and I and according to

to other documents that's not his first time stealing this is like a thing that he does did y'all know that yeah to add it's his seventh time stealing it from the same target yeah they let you they let you rock a few times they like

I can just imagine they're like yo did that make it just still Yeah, they let you rock a few times. I can just imagine watching the tape. They're like, yo, is that nigga just still? And then you watch it the third time. You're like, yo, I got to arrest this nigga. I don't want to do it because he played for the wizard. Imagine he call his girl. She's like, yo, what you doing?

I'm watching this nigga still. Say who? Yo, he played for the wizard. She go through the nigga name. She's like, you lying. Take a video of it. And then she send the video home. I mean, he send the video home. She's like, man, you got to arrest that nigga the next time he do it. I guarantee you it was through pillow talk that he got arrested. Because if he did it seven times and we didn't know, it means that they let him go a few times. Jameis Winston got caught stealing crab legs from Publix.

Niggas, some of these niggas got problems. You know what I'm saying? Niggas don't remember Jameis Winston when he was leaving college, going to the NFL. He stole crab legs out of Publix. And when they tried

to stop him, he said, I'm Jameis Winston. What does that mean? That's what they said. I'm trying to pay for these crab legs, man. Listen, man,

what I'm going to do is this, because when I knew we was talking about this, shout out to Homeboy, we was just talking about Jameis Winston and so on and so forth. But we're not just going to do is this, because when I knew we was talking about this, shout out to Homeboy, we was just talking about James Winston and so on and so forth.

But we're not just going to put this on athletes. Some of these people have a lot of problems with money. They just get a kick out of stealing. Look, I'm going to tell you a story real quick before I read something. Everybody knows my boy Sugar Duggar, man. Me and Sugar Duggar are in Walmart. We're in Walmart. Now, this is pre-pandemic

When Walmart's open 24 hours It's me Me and him And somebody else And we're in there Throwing turkeys Playing football

With turkeys We're fucking Breaking shit We're fucking Knocking shit over Like it was ridiculous Only us three In the whole fucking

Walmart, but I still bought about $700 worth of stuff. So I get to the cashier to pay for it. They got undercovers in the back. The undercovers come out the back and say, can I, I need to speak to you. I say, I know, I know, I know we fucked the store up. I'm willing to pay for everything else that's not in the shopping cart that we broke. I know, I know, I know. We fucked the store up. I'm willing to pay for everything else that's not in the shopping cart that we broke. I know we broke at least $400 worth of shit, minimum, maybe more than what we bought. But I understand. Put it on my tab.

They said, no, we understand that. It's not about you. It's about your friend right there. Could you empty your pocket, sir? Sugar Duggar had two pieces of candy, a toothbrush, and a pair of socks and they said what's that doing inside he said no I was just going to take it out I didn't know

he said no no no come with us to the back the niggas stole $19 worth of shit after we spent $500 worth of shit and broke at least $600 worth of shit they arrested him for a toothbrush a pair of socks and broke at least $600 worth of shit, they arrested him for a toothbrush, a pair of socks

and like three candy bars. Sometimes niggas is sick and I'm glad I got him out of that and getting some money now. But this is the shit that niggas used to do. I just wanted to read this list to you so don't feel bad to the athlete. Yo,

family nigga. What if the money don't fix nigga. What if the money don't fix it? What if the money don't fix it? Don't fix what? What if you got a nigga that niggas still want to steal? Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, what I'm saying is this. My point about this story is this murder is that we broke $700 worth of shit. He stole about $12 worth of shit.

And they arrested him off the principal. It wasn't no, no, I couldn't buy him out the situation. I couldn't buy him out of that. They took him in the back. His picture, his picture's up in Walmart. You go in there, his picture's, look out for this guy. When you go to Walmart, his picture, yo, look out for him guy. When you go to Walmart, yo, look out for him.

His pictures up in that particular Walmart, what I'm trying to say is this murder, we broke $700 worth of shit. He stole $12 worth of shit and still got arrested. It wasn't about the money. It was more about, bro, why you pocketing that? And I was disgusted with him. I left him in jail.

What kind of candy was it? What kind of candy was it? You know, that's a great question. And then when the nigga said, where's your pocket? Nigga said, he tried to act erratic. What? I wasn't just going to pay for it. No, no, no.

Come with us to the back, sir. Come with us to the back. Listen, repeat shot lifters real quick. Real quick before we go. Lindsay Lohan, a repeat shot lifter. Winonaohan, a repeat shot lifter. Winona Ryder, a repeat shot lifter. Chloe Cherry,

a repeat shot lifter. Megan Fox, repeat shot lifter. Britney Spears. Megan Fox? Yes, Megan Fox, repeat shot lifter. Britney Spears,

repeat shot lifter. Farrah Fawcett, repeat shot lifter. Farrah Fawcett, repeat shoplifter. Stephanie Pratt, repeat shoplifter. Amy Schumer, repeat shoplifter. Kim Kardashian and Nicole Richie got caught shoplifting. Kim Richards, repeat shoplifter. James Franco, Shelly Morrison.

Don't try and put this on this one nigga like niggas ain't out here doing this, man. That's why I brought this list up. Listen, nigga. Pay the fine, but don't let them put you in a box like you got a problem like all these people don't got a problem. And the majority of this list is white.

This list is white as can be. Yo, Killer. What's up? Where was Kim Kardashian stealing from? Hold on, I'll tell you right now. Allegedly, right? No, she was high, I think. When Nicole Richie and I were around, oh, she was young.

It says when we were around 11 and went to a drugstore in Malibu, we took lipstick. And we when we were around 11 and went to a drugstore in Malibu, we took lipstick. And we thought we were badass. Can't remember the name or color, but it was a shade of Revlon. This is the age it starts at. See, that's why you gotta

thank the... What's her mother's name? You gotta be stop. What's her mother's name? Chris? Yeah be stop. What's her mother's name? Kris? Yeah, Kris Jenner. Yeah. I get the mother and father confused.

No, no, off the names. Not like that. No, I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying. I know they're Jenners. I know they ain't Kardashians. I'm talking about the name. I didn't say a word.

Kris Jenner's the real boss of this shit. She beat the shit out of him after this. All right, I know what you want to do for a living. Sex tape it is. I know exactly what to do with you to get us where we need to be. You a little thief. And we're not going to get anything else done besides this.

And we're going to the top. You want Revlon? You're going to have your own Revlon. You're going to name it our own Kardashian shit, and you're going to be a fucking billionaire off of this shit. I know what to do with your little ass. Shout out to Kris Jenner, man. I will just add, though, like, yes, everybody's blaming him.

And, like, when you look at the situation, it's like, oh, ha, ha, ha. Like, that was dumb. But it's like, ever since self-checkout was installed, like, I feel like there's a lot of people in the same position as him. So it's like everybody's talking about him, but like, look at you, though. You know, look, look, here's another one. Just know because now we're going to check out. I'm getting into details.

Are you playing this on the self-checkout staff? I definitely think people are stealing a self-checkout. Do you steal a self-checkout? I don't steal a self-checkout. Oh, I see it. Do you steal a self-checkout? I don't steal a self-checkout. Look, I'll say this, though. I'm not going to say I steal a self-checkout, but sometimes I'll be forgetting that some shit's underneath the cart. When I get to the cart, I'll be like, damn, I forgot.

When I go back, I'm going to pay for that. Because I didn't know I put all them paper towels underneath the car. But Amy Schuster, real quick, from ages 14 to 21, she says she stole about $100,000 worth of stuff out of Bloomsdale's so she was caught and sentenced to community service. $100,000 is kind of crazy. That's a lot. Yeah.

But these stories, if you Google it, they got everybody's, what they was arrested for. Stephanie Pratt, $1,300 from Neiman Marcus. Neiman Marcus boo. God damn. Yeah, that's a lot. Well, that's all the time we have for today. Thanks for watching.

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