It’s Wednesday My Dudes - 100: A Gillion (IWMD Draft)

Episode Date: April 5, 2023

The boyos actually do some reminiscing on the pod and draft their favorite IWMD inventions, guests, episodes, and experiences. The boyos get sentimental to mark the occasion, and to make up for last week.....Rate us 5 stars on Spotify! and leave a review and rate on Apple Podcasts!Links here to follow on social media!, find other places to listen!, and call into the show!

And here we go. So I wrote this down forever ago. So international women's day was last like month at this point. So we're going to go with, uh, some fun facts on, on women in gestational periods, because I learned something and I was shocked by it and I need to quiz

Zach. Cause I feel like he's not going to know either. So does everyone know what a gestational period is yes uh can you just remind me like i know what it is but i just want to make like you know what i mean also nothing like bringing up international women's month the month after that it happened low priority um it gestational period is how long you're pregnant for so a human's gestational period is how many months nine months oh thing there you go yes how long is a gestational period for a cat or a dog this i did not know and i found out and it confused me i think it's probably quick right

a month i'm gonna say a month i got two months oh it is 60 days that's so quick dude hey let's go yeah so spot on but like they have all those shows of like i was pregnant and i didn't know it for humans it's like you're huge by that point and it's like nine months later i don't understand how you four months don't know but 60 days later dude that's so fast and then you get like like spot on with yesterday i was walking my dog met a couple uh nice guys in the neighborhood who walk their dogs and we were like like chatting whatever we might start a dog walking uh group text chain so sick man keep your eyes on it but they were like they he was like yeah he was born because they

didn't know the mom was pregnant and i was sitting there thinking that i was but i'm not gonna fucking say it to random people like be a dick i was like how the fuck do you not know what dog's pregnant well people taking like cats all the time they time. They'll have a litter of kittens. And they're like, I didn't realize they were pregnant. But if it happens in two months, I'm not shocked anymore. But also, that's why all those Amish people breed dogs. Because you can pop out five or six of them every two months, sell them for a grand. I get it.

It's kind of fucked up. Not good, but I get it. All right, I got a couple other gestational periods to uh to round us out of course uh what is the gestational period of a velvet worm the fuck is a velvet worm my guy that's a better question it was on the list it sounds like a male strip club oh two hours oh good guess brooks an hour zach 30 minutes bob you all at the wrong direction uh 15 months for a worm which makes no sense to me all right next one black alpine salamander why is it so do you like i'm sorry i don't know i could have just said salamander it said it was very

specific on the list north carolina red fire ain't like dude so specific any guesses uh the five days i don't know uh two trick question

i'm gonna go with tomorrow oh all quick i like zack's the most it's two to three years which is ridiculous because like elephants are 18 to 22 months that's the one i've known about because like they're huge like it kind of makes sense you gotta have why did you know i'm gonna tell you i've never thought or cared about any of these for any animals so i don't know any of them except human well i knew human and the elephant one people talk about because it's so long the cat one blew my mind because like i don't know that's so quick um i got one more. Opossum. How long? Are they actually pregnant or fake pregnant?

Ooh. They're actually pregnant, but the babies are faking being dead. Is it opossum or possum? Classic dead baby joke. Opossum, opossum. Like, you know, the mocap to my guest. Ooh. Play the bow-bite. What is going on?

Any guesses? Come on, just real quick. We can get this over with. Every other Wednesday is my guess. Oh? Correct. It's two weeks. Hey, fuck yeah. No shit. Took me a second. I had to do some quick

mops. I was like, what? Incredible answer. That's insane. Like, I just don't, it doesn't make any sense to me. I don't understand how biology works. Like, I don't know how you create something that fast. And then like, but a cat takes like five times as long. They have nine lives, Brian.

So then it should take nine times as long. Well, you round up or down yeah metaphorical lives round down to zero so then it's quick yeah okay but yeah so that's my facts for a woman's history month last month so you're welcome you're educated now so like like the least to be dealing with women fact like i mean i could have thrown like the seahorse in there just to like round out women's history month with that would be male history i was gonna say yeah that's true well i'm glad you did round it out with that so well thank you yeah yeah yeah yeah so what's your gestational period going to be?

Are we going to beat those numbers? Where's, uh, where are we going with this? Wednesday, I think. Yeah. Hit the music. It is Wednesday, my dude. I'm going to fuck you, Brian. Yo.

Yo, how do you get milk out of a crab? Give me milk now, mommy. Fat matches. Solve world hunger. It's an animal. Make it this vagina animal style. Funny as Wonderland. Be the way. I'm sweater. Ow! That came as an orgasm?

Wah, wah, wahoo! That's like an orgy, my guy. What's up, sluts? The Olympics are a fraud. Your word is Reichstrabat. Ew, you're gross. Anywhere close to my butthole, he is just eating right through. Your bottom's off? Trying to low-key penetrate you. Hey, boo-boo. I shall not. Ew, you're gross. Anywhere close to my butthole, he is just eating right through. Your bottom's off? Trying to low-key penetrate you. Hey, boo-boo. I shall not.

Yeah, I shall not. Talking around to shit himself all the time. He's trying to have sex with a lover. Gun to the penis is what you need, brother. White Jesus. Kirby's down there just blowing. Kneecaps are not organs. Fuck you, Ratatouille.

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes. Episode 100? Question mark? Exclamation mark. Last week, Rooks prophetically said that we have nothing planned, but we'll do it next week. And you're right. So we have something special planned for our 100th episode uh so we're gonna do a draft of like ourselves sort of so it'll be good you know

gotta celebrate you know not hating each other and getting this far so yeah well getting this far and still hating each other there it is getting this far like besides the fact that we all hate each other okay so here's to hating each other more and still continuing yeah I'm pretty fucking sick of you guys just an episode of an hour of silence

and us just like grumbling it'd be bars it's just the intro and outro music anyways alright we got everyone of course here hello zach's here you stutter on my name i was cory threw me off i don't know what noise he made. It always cuts out. And we got Rooks. Nice.

But yeah, so we'll be doing IMDb. It's when somebody does draft. But before that, I don't know. Tell us a story. How was your week, Corey? My week was good. I had my friends from back home, Ethan and Sam, came to visit. So we got after it a little bit small guys yeah well they are now um

they show guys oh i don't let's not let's not go through all that no small hole guys maybe you can get past the tight hole guys i think that's where i'm gonna draw the line that's not it we already call two of your friends the big hole guys which isn't good to begin with it sounds pretty good though it's not cornhole the fuck no yeah what are you talking about okay continue but anyway we um there's this new place we went out friday there's this new place that's like um it's like uh i was so i was trying to think of the like there's did you have jillions like when you grew up do you know what a jillions is like it's just like david buster's type thing but not there's a person named jillion in my school so all right so you had it yeah yeah yeah she was around isn't itillion... It's just like an arcade, but it also has, like, foosball, a whole bunch of other shit.

Wait, are you gonna say it's above a billion? Is it like a number? Yeah, isn't that like a number? What? Like five jillion? It's like the next step, right? Mm-hmm. Power level over a jillion. Continue, sorry, I just...

You lost me so much, my friend. His neck level's over a jillion continue sorry you lost me so much my friend his neck level's over nine jillion got it um no anyway there's this place um called pins and it's like just like has every single game like you could have for like with while drinking so it was like foosball arcade duck pin bowling fucking sick um now connect big connect for big jenga big uh beer pong you know you got the garbage garbage things anyway we did that uh there's one in south side brian actually it's where the old like irish pub we used to go to for trivia oh dope is yeah yeah except it's where the old Irish pub we used to go to for trivia is. Yeah. Yeah.

Except it's like- Yeah, RIP. But sick replacement. Get fucked, stupid Irish pub. But it's the size of the entire block, so it's huge. And they have- Oh, it took over the whole movie theater and everything too? Yeah.

Oh, dang. Except it's kind of next to the old movie theater it probably owns like a bunch of that old land and but they have like slides that go from the top floor down to the bottom floor and so like no like of course like through the night nobody's taking them until like the later it gets and ethan started like talking to the one um like security guy and he's just there like at the bottom of the slide and he was like how fast do people go down these things and he's like there's like a buffer wall like a half wall like at the end of it that has like a lot of padding and he was like he's like just come back later tonight you'll like you'll see you'll see how ridiculous it is and it's like i don't know like 10 feet away from the bottom of

the slide and we just saw people like fucking like slamming into the wall he was like yeah like people probably get concussed a lot but like it's not my job i'm just here like just make sure nobody's seriously injured at that moment i'm like yeah okay i'm sure like the first week that place is open that padding was half the size and they're like, oh, we need to increase this right away. Yeah, probably got like sued right off the bat. But yeah, played some duck pin bowling, caught up with them. They have never been to Pittsburgh either. So like just like spent the weekend drinking, going out and like basically just drinking and seeing shit.

So Saturday we went out to the Pens game too. And then down to Southside. Oh, but at duck pin bowling, there was this lady who was bowling. Granted, it's not regular bowling. Like, the balls are a lot smaller. She was bowling with, like, a baby carrier, and there was a dog in it in front of her. And we were like, that's not sick.

Yeah, but, like, it's just a weird thing to see at Duckpin Bowling. Like, it's just a weird thing to see at duck pin bowling. Like it's already a different thing to do, but you're not going to see that at real bowling. No, apparently not. But, uh, but yeah, it was a good, it was a good weekend. I didn't look at my emojis. So I'm going to assume there's a bowling ball there and, uh, I'm going to throw that in there. That's a heavy assumption.

If not the pin, there's gotta be a pin. Anyway, I feel like there's a ball more. If not, the pin. There's got to be a pin. Anyway. I feel like there's a ball more than a pin, but I'll take it. All right, Rooks. How many dogs and baby carriers did you see this weekend? Zero, but I did. There's a new member of the family. I did pick up my little pooch last week.

Indy, I love you so much if you're listening. Our boy Basement's here. I know, it's not Basement. I picked this dog up Tuesday and have just been getting ran into the ground by this whole puppy lifestyle because she's a fucking psycho.

She's so sweet, but she is just a nutbag and she's teething. It's a whole thing. But on Saturday, this is my buddy's birthday. Just did some brunch. Went to a few bars. Pretty chill. Pretty low key.

Played some Mario Party at night. Lost the bonus star or some bullshit. But that's why I did the wah in the beginning. Because like Waluigi or bust if you're playing. And then Sunday went to see caps rangers that was good time love hockey man live hockey is so sick to watch like it's just fucking dope and there was like a fight at the end or no there were two fights it was so fucking sick ovechkin got thrown out it was great um dang yeah well it was like the end of the game and

he was like arguing with the rest of the shit he wasn't like in the midst of some like bloody brawl they were just like old guy you wandered on the ice again get out of here and then but yeah then just chilled Sunday and then went golfing yesterday and your boy

Sean 95 felt pretty damn good out there right I might fucking quit my job and join the tour that's all i'm gonna say uh what's par for a course usually probably like 70 something 72 yeah yeah i've look i've never shot anything under like 150 so i can't speak i just i don't have a ballpark for where to go under 100 is good like it was great you're not going to be throwing your club at under i i am playing notes i wasn't playing no easy course neither it was a tough fucking course we had a day yesterday it was great um yeah my uh emoji

has to be the pooch it has to be a dog because my life is all about this little puppy currently do you have i have an hour for the puppy to sleep and then i have an hour of taking the puppy to shit and getting bit by the puppy so and then that's my day this is hour on hour off hour on hour off so you know what i heard for sleeping for dogs you should feed them lots of chocolate i heard that really helps them sleep oh yeah yeah i'll get a shot they won't wake up i took her to the vet today i took her to the vet today and she got fucking like jab with a shot she got a vaccine she came home i was just like what's up man i'm gonna keep fucking fighting you like the the fucking vet was like she's gonna

be exhausted like she's gonna be so tired from this she came home was like some motherfucker like she just fucking gave her steroids or some shit. I was sick. The vaccine made my dog learn how to talk. It's crazy. All of a sudden, her legs started shaking uncontrollably. No, I'm just kidding. COVID vaccine joke. Anyway, it's fine. I feel like dogs

like shaking. All right, Zach, how was your week? Swing and a miss. It was good. I got some time at the golf dome on Friday. So we were doming it up. It was monsooning by us, though, so the sound of the rain hitting the golf dome was a shock. Luckily, we survived.

I thought the dome was going to get ripped in half and carry me away like Dorothy. But we got some good hacks in. Excited for the summer to get some real life hacks in. Saturday, which is going to be my emoji, is going to be a little bowl of rice. I had about five pounds of Korean barbecue.

It was delicious. It was good? It was very good. Shout out Iron Age in Wicker Park in Chicago. We had some Sapporo Beer Tower and then Soju as well. We were just gassing shots. And then we had pork belly, beef bulgogi, spicy pork, kimchi, little rice cakes. I was very full. Then we went back to my buddy's house.

Little rice cakes. Good rapper name. Little Rice Cakes. Those Rice Cakes are fucking crap, though, dude. You have one of those things, you're just down the rabbit hole. Dude, they were good. And they were playing on the TVs. They were just playing Korean music videos.

It was pretty lit, dude. And then we went back to my buddy's place to watch the Final Four. And I hit the pen several times and my i was just zoning i was just locked in on the tv chiefed out of my mind and uh it was a great time it was very relaxed very chill um got an uber home at like 10 30 got some taco bell on the way home saved that for the next morning and then uh yeah went to bed it was actually a pretty good weekend brooks go ahead yeah is it like is it just me or when you fucking smoke weed out of a pen is it like 80 000 times like does it hit 80 000 times harder than normal or am i just like a pussy

no it does it could be both it does no it for sure does because you want to hold it for i feel like you you have no control i do the thing like i'm gonna hold it for three seconds and then i'm like wait did i just count to three oh my god i'm at seven seconds oh god oh god and then i'm kind of screwed but uh it's also one of those things too your friend just pulls it out and you're like yeah sure i'll it's so casual it's just so casual you don't think about it before sorry to cut your weekend but before like a few weeks ago we went out and shout out my boy jimmy johns he had a pen and i was like oh this thing's not pulling so i was like really trying to like pull and then all of a sudden i was like oh my god oh my god and we went out we went out to this

fucking bar the first hour i felt like i was melting like the first hour like people were talking to me and i was like you gotta shut the fuck up because like i'm not registering anything and apparently denise has like a fucking like quote a quote uh note in her book in her uh phone literally one of my one of my quotes is yeah i feel a lot better and less like an action figure that's what i said because i just felt like i literally felt like i couldn't move my joints like normally like i was just like so stiff and freaky yeah i feel like uh i feel like the genie in aladdin with no legs yeah my body just somehow yeah they just just somehow transported it's transports itself to uh two places um so yeah that was my weekend it was uh nice it was nice shout out korea is korean barbecue all you can eat oh yeah it's like paper

it depends oh yeah it was all you can eat for us it was the only thing they all you can only get all you can eat there you literally you sat i sat down or we sat down and our waiter was like what meats do you want and do you want all the sides and we're like yes and yes you know that's what we have uh we have iron age is over here too okay like iron age does all you can eat but like nicer korean barbecue places typically aren't because it's like higher quality yeah i mean i definitely eat horse meat or something but it tasted good no no iron age it's not like bad it's just not on like the level of places i do that don't do all you can i really enjoyed it i really enjoyed it it's so good as an all-you-can-eat

connoisseur it ranks up there to say any restaurant you have to go to seems like it just has to be all you can eat to really like fulfill you yeah that's my thought on sushi until i get rich enough to afford nicer sushi places i'm only going to all you can eat because i i don't get full when i go to sushi places i can't i can't imagine Zach going to a nice dinner. You know those super beautiful, fancy restaurant dishes that's a beautiful plate, and there's one tiny little circle of food in the middle that looks so beautiful?

Zach would be like, fuck this shit. Which, granted, I need more food than that too, but I can picture Zach just being so fucking upset about it. Correct. Noted. Don't take you to a Michelin star restaurant. I drove to Austin this week. It was 20 hours.

So it was two 10 hour days. What the fuck? Yeah, driving that much gets boring. The first day was fine. And then the second day I was like five hours in. I ran out of podcasts. I listened to so many. Like 20 hours worth about.

And ugh. I had like five hours left, and I was like, I'm losing my mind. So I just went on. This underground podcast is called It's Wednesday, My Dude's Train. You know, so I went back to episode one, and I listened all the way to 100 to commemorate this train. You know, so I went back to episode one and I listened all the way to 100

to commemorate this deal. Favorite episodes, we'll talk about that later. Didn't do that. That would be weird. Also, it wasn't 100 hours of driving. That would be too much. But I got to my Airbnb and I walked in and I was like,

this place smells kind of bad. And I was like, oh, now that I know it's an apartment complex, I can check the reviews like of the apartment complex so i checked it on google maps and it's only like a 2.9 i was like oh no you gotta start looking at the radio man i'm in a crack den again well at least i saved a hundred dollars a night like you fucking idiot how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man one a hundred dollars a night is a lot of money over a month not to stay in a crack den dude i don't give a shit two it's a 4.65 on airbnb so it's like pretty solid um but so that first night i was like freaking out i was like dude i can't do this again i was like i can't live in denver

again but it's been fine like it's perfectly it's like kind of not super nice but it's like it's fine so you know crisis avoided there um question how many april fools things did you guys fall for because i fell for at least three off just like twitter zero zero i'm an adult one on the day after because i didn't realize what day it was and i saw that the eagles posted that they got uh ezekiel elliott and i was like oh that's like that just makes sense though too yeah i was like i don't care and then i was like oh wait a minute why is nobody commenting on it oh because it was like it's not real got it yeah i like woke up after the first drive maybe it was before the first drive i don't know woke up early checked twitter real fast before getting the car

i was like oh that was cool and i like drove and i was like an hour later i was like none of that was real wasn't it like check twitter again out of red light and i did the same thing so it's like whenever i'd hit a red light i was bored i was like all right i just scroll through twitter and it's like oh the steelers picked up this guy oh penn state picked up this guy I was like, all right, I scrolled through Twitter and it's like, oh, the Steelers picked up this guy. Oh, Penn State picked up this guy. I was like, these are crazy. And I was like, none of these are real. So it happens to me every year. I don't know.

I don't pay enough attention. I'm dumb, I guess. I feel like you're always in the car for that too. I feel like I've been in the car with you when that's happened and you'd be like, this is crazy. Apex always has like a new event for it every year and i've missed it like every single time like i've never been able to play it because i'm always driving somewhere for some reason and then uh i also found out that little yadi has his own pizza brand like in walmart here

so that's hard i said i sent you the photo of it it's confusing i don't know it seems normal it's just like i just didn't expect it i don't know it's like red baron di giorno yachties and then like i don't know hot cheddar it's kind of interesting hot cheddar cheese crust seasoned crust is that so like spicy because it's so much hot if you put it in the oven i feel like that's just they wouldn't need to say that. Yeah, I don't think it's talking about temperature. Right? Yeah, it's definitely spicy.

Also, what kind of clip-ass art is on the fucking pizza as the toppings? It took no creative liberties. It's like black circles. I mean he has a pizza and we don't so we can't really talk that's true

except we should definitely have a pizza brand we should I'd get behind that we'll get our people to make it we'll add it to our invention list which we'll also talk about later last thing was I was talking to my parents and my dad asked me what I want from him after he dies so that conversation was interesting cash baby like well and because like i heard my mom's on the phone and he always like sits next to him and like chimes in whenever and he just says like

ask him what he wants when we're gone mom was was like, gone from where? He's like, deceased. She was like, Keith, what? What the fuck? So, uh, I don't know. So, that was a weird way to end the week. I don't have an emoji for Little Yachty, but I'm going to do a meme-oji. Broccoli. You can make your little, mmm. I'm going to stick with my original answer.

You know you can do a meme-oji and you turn yourself into whatever I'm gonna do a meme oji but of little yadi maybe started drafting yet I'm already pissed at you all right draft time Zach you know the deal you're it's his one job on this

show all right order um let's go what color is It's his one job on this show. All right. There's an order. Let's go. What color is everyone's eyes? Brown. Brown. Green. Ooh, Rooks is first.

Our two brownies are second and third, and I'm blue, and I'll be fourth. Okay. So who is second and who is third? That's a good question. You can just say you are second and third. No, no, no. We're going to do another biological question. Do you have attached or detached earlobes? Attached.

Detached. No, Rooks, you're already first, but I appreciate you letting me know. Attached. Brian, what are yours? You don't have danglies? Oh, Corey's definitely second then. Corey's second then. Oh, no.

Do you like attached earlobes better? 100%. No, you got to get a little dangle going. No, what if it gets caught in the wood chipper? Then it'll rip off. Instead of the attached ones, then it rips your entire head off. How does your ear get caught in a wood chipper, but your head isn't getting destroyed?

I don't know, man. I'm assuming like a Honey, I Shrunk the Kid situation where the wood chipper got shrunk, so it's small enough. That took a turn. That took a turn that I just didn't expect. Alright, so Rooks, Corey, Brian, me. Okay.

I hate that I'm fucking first, man. I hate it. And to go over what the draft is, we're each picking one person to draft, one episode to draft, one episode to draft, one invention to draft, and then two experiences, all related to the podcast.

You can't pick electricity as your invention to pick. That's not how this works. So episode, person, invention, two experiences. Correct. Okay, cool. All right. I'm going to start with person. Correct. Okay, cool. All right. I'm going to start with person. Oh, he's going to do it.

There has to be one person here that gets some kudos and gets some big old claps. And there's one guy that keeps the train. Dude, that'd be sick. That'd be such a fucking... I would like to take a moment to apologize to absolutely nobody. No, but I'm picking Burn, number one overall. He's our producer.

He's our guy that runs the ship, and he deserves some big-time props for that. I think number one overall is the only place that the bra guy can go. Oh, wow. Hey, thanks. I want to shake your hand. He was always number one overall is the only place that the Bri can go. Oh, wow. Hey, thanks. I want to shake your hand. He was always number one. Bri him.

There you go. He's got that dog in him. Take an x-ray. It's actually a dog with a microphone. Dog. Hey, thank you. I don't deserve it, but I'll take it worry you're up man this is tough because there's two there's so many options for everyone no no no no it's tough because i have

so i have a between the two inventions that i want to pick because they're both available that's why it's tough you can wait and see if one falls to you see that's the game that i want to pick because they're both available that's why it's tough you can wait and see if one falls to you see that's the game that i don't want to play though uh i don't like it when you like a guy that's on the board you go out and get them um and i'm i'm gonna i gotta go condom gun for invention yeah i have to zach's picking it unless you don't i know i know that's the thing like if i let this bypass you guys are gobbling both these up and I can't. I'm going to have nothing. Well, I'm going to have actually a lot of other really good ideas to pick from, but

nothing that my heart is truly speaking to. I need to go back and listen to the episode because holy shit. Like, that was one of the ones that Rooks had to not be there, I feel like, because it went off the rails. We let zach cook for that entire episode otherwise rooks would have been really no no no condom gun i was here for maybe i wasn't i wasn't here i wasn't here for a spunk tank i was here for condom gun though which so the reason i am picking condom gun over uh spunk tank is because i feel like it's just more marketable like you could you could like as a product like you could put a condom gun in stores like spunk tank to me and i think

if we listen back to the episode was like more of a fundraising like at carnival event it was more of a company invention yes yeah yeah yeah there's a follow-up though i'll get to it whenever we talk about it i'll defend it but like i just like you know you're it just makes sense like you're in walmart you know you're walking down the condom aisle i have to assume and not the toy aisle and you just see like you're thinking to yourself how am i going to put this thing on and there you go right in front of your eyes telling you there's not a there's not a condom i don't put on where i wish i didn't have a gun to make it a lot easier i'm glad i got it does the condom gun have a like a orange like tip on the end of it like airsoft guns to let you know it's not a real gun yeah probably not orange though

we probably want to differentiate it from Nerf or Airsoft. Probably want to choose a different color. Maybe blue for like... Red, like Red Rocket. Yeah, or blue, like, support prostate cancer or something. We could use it. We could, like, every one dollar. You're actually trying to fundraise and, like, help people.

That's good. Or, like, flesh-colored. That's a good one, too. That's better. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Condom gun off the board early. I not surprised it's a first round talent so you

know um i am up and uh i don't think spunk take might make it back to me because i don't think zach really appreciates it as much as he should even though it was between me and you who invented it so uh i'm taking spunk tank because it's it's the most talented thing out there uh i think i've talked about it the most out of anything out there and cory was trashing it saying it wasn't marketable one it's a business two we talked about the desktop version of it you could have for your like office you know you're a little like knickknacks at your desk i didn't know if you were classifying those as different things because i did see your list and i was like oh like that might be a different product so it's fine i'll i'll lump them together if you want to draft it later go for it but i'm lumping them together right now just imagine you had a little one

and like your boss was the person in the tank and whenever they would walk by you could just dunk them and just like look at them right in the face it'd be great good jesus it's an intimidation tactic really hr nightmare but yeah i mean you could get one for the hr people too hr nightmare is having any form of cum on your desk no matter what what the receptacle is the packaging for the spunk tank portable edition does not come with any kind of fluid you know what, you're probably providing your own. What makes it a spunk tank is that there is cum in it. Yeah, but it's like a cartoon version of it.

It's not actually filled with... Without, like, the desktop version, without cum in it, it's just like a shot glass or something. I don't know. I don't know the size of it. I don't know what we're talking here. No, it's like a whole, like,

it's a little action figure, there's like a button you hit the you hit the target and it makes the thing fall into it there has to be a common rule it's not a spunk tank that's like saying a transformer's little action figure isn't a real transformer because you know it doesn't transform and it wasn't made from you know the the all spark and uh optimus prime what are we doing okay can i can i just can i just say

for the record here yeah every transformers action figure you can transform from a robot into a vehicle every single one of them you can yeah so they all technically do transform and the tank is a tank and it says spunk on the front of it it's just you know that's all it is it just has spunk on the front of it yeah okay there you go it's more of a spunk barrel at that

point oh my fucking god all right, you got back to getting picks. You're on the turn. I'm going to go with an experience as my first pick. And it's just Brian, play the music. Anytime Brian plays any type of music.

So Brian, can you play the music? Yeah, here. You want some more music? Yeah, you know what, can I get some more music? You want some more music okay cool um that's it you want some more music tracks i like this yeah some more music pod some unreleased unreleased unlicensed music great podcast we should do this this is episode 100 a and then 100B is

Burn just playing music the whole time, and that's all it is. I mean, we have one last song, if you really want some more music. Just do it. You want to do it. You wouldn't say that if you didn't want to do it just do it easily my favorite one hell yeah hey thanks i wanted to draft the jingles but i feel like you kind of got that now so off the board that sucks they're fun i like being able to just play any noise i possibly can think of into your guys's ears and you can't do anything about it we're helpless yeah um all right my next pick and i think i'm just gonna i'm just gonna build off of what you just played with the one episode i'm going with the spongebob songs episode i i think that was the episode i had the most the most fun that's a good one i just had

the most fun reminiscing singing songs um just you know just just loving on spongebob a little bit man just i had some healthy debate in the chat too i remember um it was just it was just a great time great time you know bringing me back to my youth as they say i think it was the weirdest draft we did but also you had some great picks you picked like the little like in between scenes music i think or like the outro music like there's some deep picks on that and uh yeah it was fun we have a lot of clips of us singing which is yeah i've used them in plenty of things now and it's incredible oh my backup that's not good all right do i stall and pick a host no i'm gonna wait um i picked an invention already so i get to pick an episode or an experience all right this one's kind of both but it's sort of an experience i'm picking when zach got buried by sabaro when they responded to

our episode post about that's a good one him getting insulted that was wild i completely forgot about that that was so fucking wild it was episode like 12 like it was so early and they listened they had to have listened to the episode like yeah they 100 there's one random intern at sabaro like public marketing like was bored at their job one day because what is their twitter doing just post like the latest five dollar pizza slice deal and you move on with your life incredible though i we should like we should call them out again we should just try to make if they could be our first sponsor we wanted a pizza brand oh guys it's coming to a full circle yeah but like what would they make frozen pizza for us and it's just our faces on it?

Like, is that the shtick? Yeah, yeah. You know how like Mr. Beast has his burger company where it's like, it's just his name, but like he doesn't have a restaurant. You just like order a delivery. That's it. There's just like a black Sharpie IWMD written on the front of a Sbarro box. Sbarro rebrands.

They rebrand into It's Wednesday, My Dudes. And Sbarro slowly goes away, which realistically means Zach got what he wanted. We got to make it happen. Everybody does. All right. So Sbarro as my experience. Off the board. For your backup, all you have so far is the condom gun yeah what do you mean all i have it's a huge koi drafts another experience of

putting the condom gun on the experience of drafting the thrill of pulling the trigger that's near is this a commercial for it good god um no i'm gonna go with my episode on this one and i'm going episode 41 pumpkin bread is the taste some hell of the thanksgiving foods um just such a sick fucking title oh my god it's honestly like it makes it a thousand times better because that's a title that makes you want to listen to it as well um but for two reasons i think one this is the one i'm singing creed on and that's an obvious winner and you take me higher and i would argue that it's that's impressive that's actually really well done for not knowing he was being recorded um and then two this was also the draft that brian did you draft roles yeah and just Texas Roadhouse and we were like yeah no no no oh my god specifically those ones don't

even get him started I swear if you I swear if you listen I listen back you did draft like other other like dinner like bread the no no because someone else drafted rules first and then I said I'm also drafting rules but specifically specifically these other ones. Hey, I'll check too. And that's why you got mad. But I think it was one of the first times, I know the other time, but it was one of the first times that you really set the precedent of I'm going to not follow rules or I'm going to really stretch rules. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I will really stretch them to fit what you want to draft. And I think it was just like, it just caught us all like by surprise. Also, like it's that episode is like I've listened to multiple times because weirdly enough, like I just listen to it on the way home.

I'll listen to the episodes when I'm in the car, obviously. And I'm only in the car for a really long time when i'm driving like across like back home or back for thanksgiving so i was like oh like that's such a good episode so i put it on and so now like every year on the ride home i've like put it on to listen to and it's hysterical it's funny great tradition that's awesome i love it cool is off the board you currently only have me on your roster but you got two picks ride or die baby um i'm gonna go fuck i'm gonna get my episode and i'm gonna do an experience um okay my episode i'm i have to do the chinese food draft episode 34 like it is just top to bottom ridiculous burn doesn't follow the rules like he always does when we draft that was

an honor like i hope that's not an experience for anybody because that was an honorable mention experience for me is burn not following the rules of any draft um but honestly the chinese food draft was so fucking fun and i remember listening back and it's like this is such good fucking content like this is just so fucking funny um but yeah chinese food draft episode 34 check it out if you have it um it was a really good one the title is called the soft entry which also also great that's when we started doing the soft entry so absolute banger thank you cory for quoting that term and you know making us continue to do that that's why i'm here hey people don't be afraid of a little soft entry okay you shouldn't be afraid you shouldn't um well there are two this is just one big ad for the

kind of so yeah so that's my uh that's my episode and then for um an experience and i get i don't this is just what i'm gonna go with I'm just going with the episode titles The episode titles I just need Everybody just listen to these Titles this isn't like a 10 episode Stretch Come gutters and Elizabeth Warren

Santa Claus is the Jeff Bezos Of the North Pole Knocking out and knocking up marine life Diglett splooge Parentheses we're sorry XLB Russian roulette and saber beers North Pole, Knocking Out and Knocking Up Marine Life, Diglett Splooge, parentheses, We're Sorry, XLB Russian Roulette and Saber Beers, White Jesus vs. Middle

Eastern Jojo Siwa featuring Claire, A Murder of Island Boys featuring Jeff Goworthy, and then Sandra Bullock is a racist. That is like an eight episode stretch of just absurd titles and it's one of my favorite things like we were like i was doing research for this

draft and then just scrolling back through the titles it's just like i want to listen to all of these like because i don't remember this shit like i want to hear what the fuck we're talking about because it's just absurd yeah making those are fun we can say also most of the most of those are something you've said in the episode though so thank you to you three for saying stupid things because you know

we dumb we dumb we know who to thank for the cum gutters one so we'll leave it at that that's on the board still you can leave it out I don't even know that's not an invention oh it is no it is yeah it's for the pong table yeah it's it's a it's a term but also an invention all right cool i'm back on board all right cory and you can now buy one um for 1999 when paired with the condom gun thanks to the9.99. And if you call right now. Links to our Patreon.

Payments of $9.99. Yeah, right. Your void card. Alright. Alright, Corey. You got an invention. You got the condo gun. And then you got your episode 41.

Pumpkin bread. Taste some hill of Thanksgiving foods. You need a person and two experiences. I i'm gonna go experience for this one um similar to zach except i'm gonna go with the brian wrong button press um dang it it's it honestly makes it 10 times better when all of us are like brian hit this and it's just like it's like a complete number one you fall in and like the sperm brings you back to life that's that's how it works right um is that a full recording that you just have as a soundbite?

Yeah, I didn't think it was that long, so it didn't let me stop it. I like it. Yeah, it's funnier than when you do hit the right music to me. It's fantastic. So there should just be a random button, and I could press it and it'll play any clip. There really should be. Whenever we know we want a sound bite in there but we don't know what we want, just hit it.

Just be like, you know. Can you imagine if you had that last week where it's like, is it on the board? And then you press the button and it's like, give me milk now, mommy. That would have been so good. I'll work on it, guys. I'll get better. I'll pick dumber quips and audio cues

from now on you're gonna be mad at me when I do it though so just put it out there you told me to do this from now on that's fair next game show we do don't be mad do it

great pick oh i'm up dang it um i need i have the invention of the spunk tank and an experience of sparrow burying zach so one of my episodes i wanted to pick if i didn't get the sparrow one was the episode where he gets buried by sparrow it's kind of the same thing um oh i kind of want to skip the one all right episode 19 i gotta go with a theme episode 19 is uh the vulva is the sexy part it's where we invented the spunk tank so you know i'm going with uh not straying very far from my first pick uh because there was a it was a historic episode you know without that we wouldn't be here

and it is insane to me that that episode title didn't have that in the title like that's hilarious the sexy part is great though and i think that was a quote in like the last intro and every time i heard it it made me laugh it's so it was a sexy thing my bad yeah oh my god it's i don't think we knew how big of a hit it was gonna be and then the people started talking and they they requested so much we just couldn't not talk about it over and over and over and over and over again you know people were lining up down the street for that vulva is a sexy part merch and now we're gonna dive in and open up the locker for you you get one free with your purchase of the cotton gun to celebrate last month being women's history month we're putting out merch on men's history month called dude honestly i feel like we get people to buy a shirt that says the vulva is the sexy part and then you get like a little tiny vagina like i feel like that shirt is somewhere like i feel like you ever seen those

tiktoks you see those tiktoks where people like like are like oh go thrifting this is where the heat's at and if they find some shirt that's just the most like out of pocket thing in the world on it like that would be one of those shirts if you type in the vulvas, the sexy part on Google, the first link is Planned Parenthood. The second link is research for cancer in the UK. Third link is Google that because I wanted to see if they had merch and they don't. I didn't click the shopping link. Did you go to your private? Did you go to your private tab?

No, this is my work computer. I wanted everyone to know about it. There doesn't look to be any t-shirts with that on it so i'm gonna make you one zach's birthday wait i will not wear it you'll be wasting your money as much as that sounds great i do not need a shirt that says sexy part too bad what's the what's the acronym for it i'll make i'll make new hats v-i-t-e-s-p v-i-t-e-s-p yeah there we go vits and then you know in the back of our hats we have the little stitched part way ahead of you a little vagina back there yeah easy jesus christ oh man well zach you're up you got two

picks you currently have one experience and one episode so you got one more experience one person and one invention left yeah my i'm gonna go with another experience um uh it's gonna be the tier list i feel like we don't do them as much which is i think okay because i feel like when we do do them they spark a lot of debate thinking of the little debbie one and it takes forever the katie perry songs one i just remember too oh my god that was like the first one yeah they take so long yeah they do but they're always like good because i feel like we all have very different opinions we also ranked um oh what else did we do what food did we tier list oh appetizers that was a good one um where you came up with the pregnant lady tier oh yeah um that was his active i think they're good i really enjoy the tier list they're special they

take longer they're a little more time dedication but uh i think at the end it's some of our better content episode 13 we did the ice cream truck tier list. That's right. I wasn't on that one. That was a Denise fill in, I think. Episode 78, the paper.

Yeah, that's true. That's classic. Episode 73, we did the NFL teams and we tier list them based on ed ability. I know everyone loved that one. You guys are very confused. What the fuck was that

I forgot about that I might draft that because I had so much fun doing that and you guys hated it you were very confused and just not on board at all maybe that's when I alright I got a new experience I can draft alright Zach you got one more pick

I'm gonna save my person so i'm gonna go with invention i think the two the big picks are off the board um so i'm gonna go with like a recent one that we had that i thought was good was the uh was the adult it was like it might have been last episode the adult um lunchable the idea of a lunchable with an edible such a good one an edible such a good spike capri sun and like a tin of zin um and maybe like a like a cold crunch wrap or something or just like a left or leftover slice of pizza fire yeah absolute fire it'd be amazing it'd be amazing like sell those i don't know where you could sell those like maybe in the liquor section of a store i'd like trying to think of a, or maybe like a, you'd have to,

you would have to be in a, we would have to sell them in a state that does like, there's some States you can, you can get like alcohol at like any store, like even a Walgreens or something like that. Illinois is one of those. You gotta have them. Yeah.

You gotta have them in like those States with like grocery store combos, you know? But, but it's like weed too right so it'd have to be a dispensary exactly we just might have invented a new store yeah oh a sabaro slash adult lunchable place yeah it's also drive through yeah what's the uh and we're gonna i don't think there's no toys in uh lunch, but there should be a toy in this one. What is that, Corey?

I mean, guess what it is. It's a certain gun of sorts. It's not even like in the packaging. It's just taped down to the back with like scotch tape. No, no, no. Black electrical tape. Yeah, right. There you go.

There you go. Oh, man. All right. Incredible. That's good. all right incredible it's good all right that's a great pick um i'm back up my experience i'm gonna draft is when you guys just have no idea what i'm doing and no one's on board with it and everyone hates everything i'm saying it happens at least once a week and i have to just i dig myself a hole and to try to find my way out and eventually i'll say something and one of you will latch on to it like all right cool just go that direction there's there's been so many times

on this fucking podcast where bernal go all right do you guys want to talk about food and then it's like oh yeah sure and then it just goes so far out of fucking pocket and just being the weirdest food conversation we've ever had. It's hard to be on board with all of your things. The inability of NFL mascots. How are we riding with that, man? You said ride or die way earlier in this, Ben. Oh, I know.

Pick one. Jesus. If I know I can't hit any of you guys, I missed so far. Because you all have very different things you'll latch onto of weirdness-wise. And if none of you like eyes light up at all i'm like oh no this is a me problem you have a very decent audience for latching on

yeah yeah all right cory you're back up you have an invention an episode an experience already so you need one experience and a person is i should we should have asked this question before i should have listened if it was answered uh person is that's just between the three of us right or are we i assumed it was just well now you only have two choices now yeah yeah yeah well i was making sure that it wasn't like you better fucking pick me now i'm just kidding at one point someone said host but then at some point someone said person and i don't know if that opens up the floodgates or not but you know we'll keep going yeah that's because because i would do that

don't you dare take my person that i want to draft wait wait are we saying it's host i hey you know there's not we never fall we never follow the fucking rules here anyway just do what you're taking he's taking appetizers bony hub oh that's where i thought i don't have a quip for him oh no no i gotta i gotta he's off the board love you good god i didn't expect first of all we like to pivot in this family also love you too but for the joke it's hilarious um we like to pivot a lot in this uh in this group originally this was a podcast that we were talking about uh the fuck the bachelor bachelor which which is hilarious because like cody never watched the bachelor i think he does now maybe but like at the time he

was like just down for a podcast and yeah like we realized like first episode it's like cody doesn't watch if you're like well uh-oh yeah yeah well he watched but like he like there are a lot of things he didn't like understand about the show and stuff like that he didn't fucking talk like the first season he ever watched well so early to i feel like all of our connections were really bad so that like made it tough like the overlap we have now is like a lot better than it used to be so that might actually need to raise like our hands in the video and be like yo yeah i have something to say next stop talking

yeah also i just love the episode he left was our cereal draft and the text i sent out was like all right you know just have a list of cereals you like ready and he's like yeah i'm busy man it's such a small request. He never played eight serials. I love it. And he's busy. It's fine. The timing of it was just so funny. Miss you, Gary Globe.

Yeah. TBT. No, I'll say I miss Cody. I don't say I miss Gary Globe. Yeah, Gary Globe is a little chaotic. Bro rigged the whole election. All right. Rook right rooks you're up you got two in a row oh yeah my two i got last two okay um now i know i know what i need um okay i'm gonna say so i'm gonna do a personal experience for me and that's just saying things on here that are so like out of pocket and out of left field and ridiculous and not remembering a fucking one of these things I've said. Like there's been so many sound bites you played.

And I'm like, when the fuck did I say that? And then there's been other ones where I've like been listening back and I was like, Brooks, why the fuck are you saying this? And it's just bad, but it's something very specific to me and it's my life here. I can run through a couple if you want real quick.

Sure, why not? For the peeps. Bouncy houses with vaginas. Good, I just want to say, lemon pie, thumbs down, grills for your penis, thumbs up. Add just want to say, lemon pie, thumbs down, grills for your penis, thumbs up. Add it to the list, Burn. My milf titties are always out. First off, Jesus, you a bitch. Nah, I'm just kidding.

You know, I used to be able to handle some balls, you know what I'm saying? The conversation was great, man. It was flowing. Next thing I know, just on my side with my pants down but um the transition there from the pants down quote to quiznos oh hey um but yeah it's one of it's one of my favorite things and then to round out my draft i have my invention this one i figured nobody was gonna pick it so i saved it the fucking airplane trap doors is such a genius fucking idea like people that are just pushing out for no reason

then turning the plane like a squid game situation and just dropping people to the fucking ground is amazing. That's a fucking 10 out of 10 idea and I will put all of my future savings into making that a reality. I remember that episode just being a lot of fun too. Yeah, just more trapdoors in general. I feel like we need...

Every problem we ran into we just said, yeah, fucking throw a trapdoor at it. We had a two-episode run. One was called Trapdoor. The next one was called Another Trapdoor. So it was a theme that hit and fit for a while, man. It's so good that we kept that going in the title. Great job, Brian.

Love that. Continuity on this podcast. Specifically by Zach, so shout out zach i can't give him credit where's correct okay now i rescinded all right cory you're back up you have one experience left so i we're doing honorable mentions obviously so i think this is like this is the closest to being a viewer as I could possibly be. So I'm going to draft the experience of it's it's like it's a weird negative because it's not being on the podcast. But being able to like listen back and like hear the episode and not know what you were going to talk about or say like I think it's I mean like objectively you know not you know bias at all

but i it's my favorite episodes a podcast to listen to when i'm in the car and i there's an episode that i don't know already what we talked about that's the first thing i play before any other podcast so i think i don't know i i actually really i love it when you guys go for like if you i've only i don't know how many there's been but like if you guys have like an hour and like 20 minute one that i'm not on like oh thank god like this will this will be great like i could do like shit around the house and just like listen to it like throughout the work day it's great oh well we'll be sure to not invite you to more episodes so you can listen without knowing what's going on.

Fair? Sold. Love it. All right, I'm up. I have an invention, two experiences, an episode, but I don't have a person yet. So, since we like to have fun here, we don't like to really have rules,

I'm just going to play the clip of the person I want to draft Hey guys Timmy from Valparaiso Indiana here My dad calls me big time I just wanted to say thanks Ever since I started listening to your podcast My friends beat me up less You see Out of the playground he just beat me up

five days a week now it's only four because i listen to it's wednesday my dudes thanks guys you're the best you could hear megan in the background laughing when he's recording that and it's just gone it's the funniest call it and it's so good i remember we were at um freaking rock town at penn state and i made him do some more call-ins and i was in the room when he did it so i you could hear me laughing in the background the other ones and then i got to play it for you guys as well. And they're the best. Just that voice. I don't know what about it gets me, but, you know. It's so good. Shout out big time from Valparaiso.

He's my favorite. All right, Zach. Such a great character for one episode that was brought in. I know. We got to make him recurring, man. We got to talk with his agent. I was going to draft the ghost of Cody, but I feel like Corey already took that. Yeah.

I'm going to go with, you know, Brian mentioned it at the top. It's Women's Appreciation Month year. Going with the females in the field. They are always willing to answer any of our questions about tampons um periods um flows tampons again grinding guys grinding on you guys grinding on you at the club if uh if crab ring goons are good for pregnant ladies um there's a lot of things that we wouldn't i would still not

know had it not been for our females in the field so they're the real mvps of this podcast so shout out them quick quick side note though have we ever gotten a correct answer from them or like i think they're more like perspective more than answers yeah that's what i thought that's what i thought but like also when we've had female body related questions yes yeah that's true yeah that's very true yeah i guess i was more specific to the pregnancy one that zach said last that immediately i was like we never really got an answer to that did we a pregnancy question is a female body related question and they've not gotten those right so do you just do like a hand signal to me you took your headphone off and tugged your ear and hit your nose I don't know what that means

it's super hot in my fucking apartment right now and I have to keep the windows shut because we're recording and I'm literally in a fucking sauna right now well we're done we're gonna do some honorable mentions and we can get out of here so Zach drafted the experience of playing the jingles and music or how do you

want me to phrase that Brian play the musicingles and music or how how do you want me to phrase that right just put brian play the music i just want to watch brian play the music uh episode 66 the boy serenade bikini bottom the spongebob song draft uh is the experience of doing tearless his invention was the adult lunchable and he drafted all of the females in the field i love the pic uh i drafted the spunk tank the episode where we invented the spunk tank, the experience of Sbarro bearing Zach, the experience of no one being on board with anything I say. And my person was big time from Valparaiso.

Corey drafted the invention of the condom gun. Episode 41, Pumpkin Bread is the taste and the hill of Thanksgiving foods. His experience was Brian pressing the wrong buttons. His person was Cody or the ghost of Cody. And his last experience was Brian pressing the wrong buttons. His person was Cody or the ghost of Cody and his last experience was not being on the podcast. So shout out that Rooks drafted me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rooks drafted me, which like I appreciate and then we change the rules right away. So like we'll go into audible mentions and we can talk about the three of you. You still deserve your, you deserve your due. If any of the four of us deserve their due, it's you big guy.

Oh, um, you drafted episode 34, the soft entry, which was also the Chinese food draft. Your experience was the episode titles and saying out of pocket things and forgetting them. And then your invention was the airplane trap doors.

So honorable mentions. Um, yeah, my episode honorable mentions um i love the katie perry tier list episode it's such a good one yeah um and there was tons of debate on it and i feel like that was the first one where we like switched things up and we're like okay maybe we should talk about something other than The Bachelor because, like... But, yeah, that and then the sex ed one I thought was really funny. The sex ed one was fucking... Like, the actual, like, quiz where we were giving just awful answers over and over again was great. I forgot we did a full quiz.

And then experiences, honorable mentions. My super disgusting deep breathing the first, like, four episodes. If anybody wants a good laugh go listen to first four episodes and I had my like Xbox mic and it was super close to my mouth and like people are talking you just hear like it's just a lot

um and then um forgetting to record um like or forgetting to press record episode 85 the last episode shut up us in general just like having a full direction of like we're going to be a bachelor podcast and then 10 episodes and scrapping it and being like we're gonna draft random shit every week it's just like hilarious to me it's more us though no it's also it was way better but like it's just

it's just funny this group starting with like direction and then being like no what the fuck I think the only reason we started that way is because we didn't know what else to do and then it was like oh we have we have other

formats quote unquote and we can go that direction because at the beginning i was like i don't know fair yeah and then my last one is just learning things on the podcast because i google shit every like 30 seconds in the intro typically so i learn a lot during this hour which is weird yeah that's all those are all my honorable mentions nice zach you know uh i've got i was just scrolling through the episodes and like this like three episodes stretch the one where we have the not safe for work one and then immediately after we did the family friendly episode that back-to-back was good and then immediately after that one was the uh the

chicago river dave matthews incident where i think that was one of our better uh better intros that we did that was a good stretch yeah oh yeah oh yeah we gotta get on a roll again cory got any honorable mentions uh episode the rooks braveheart story is my favorite story that's ever been told on the podcast, for sure. Episode 53. And then, so I have a few experiences. Just the pregame clap, getting on the same page. Zach holding his mic with his knee. Yeah, nobody gets to hear it.

Zach holding the mic with his knee. Zach not having a shirt on for 90 of the podcasts we do see zach's nipples all the time on this discord i'll tell you what uh i put a question mark on this one because i hope it happens again next year the yearly intro music like surprise it's happened two years one was played we didn't know this one i feel like you do it twice and now you're just locked into you have to do it oh i'm i'm fully locked in yeah keep saying dumb things and then i'll be able to keep changing it don't worry we got you there we gotta balance it out though it can't just be rooks we all have to say stupid things yeah Stupid things. Yeah. Losing whatever game we play.

I also had on there. You had a bad streak for sure. Yeah. I think I'm like, I'm like three for four in losing the games that we play. I mean, speaking of losing games though, Zach did not change his,

his Instagram profile photo. Say what you will about me losing games I'll stick to the placement the double or nothing is going to be your next profile photo is just going to be like a full nude just like you know you know in Seinfeld where triple or nothing

triple or nothing then we just I don't know that Zach's gonna tasteful nude or it's like we get to drop you in the woods with a phone nah not a phone that's a very useful object

with a flashlight with bear grills and Welch's grapefruit snacks and a condom for a week. Yeah. That's the punishment next time. And it's going to happen.

I like it. My honorable mention for experience was one of us picking a time to do the podcast and then being the last one to show up always happens. So, you know, shout out all of us. And then I had notes for all of you because I was going to pick a host and then I realized Big one to show up always happens so you know shout out all of us and then

i had notes for all of you because i was going to pick a host and then i realized big time was on the board uh so cory you accept my dumb ideas the most so like i appreciate it rooks reacts to everything yeah rooks reacts the best to everything i say because like you hate it usually hate it but you're the first one to call me out on it so i appreciate it and then zach's always just the wild card because you'll be like on your phone not paying attention at all and then you'll look up and be like how big of a sausage do you think you eat in three bites and we should be like what talking about elizabeth warren over here so you know i had uh i had zach big miscellaneous vibes um i feel like that's pretty much the exact same thing. And then Rooks.

I think Rooks is easily the best storyteller. So I think that's... And I also... You're going off the deep end a little bit and siding with us more, I feel, like down the ridiculous track, but you were the voice of reason for a very long time. Which is never would have expected.

We were trying to keep things on the rails. And then there's just, I don't know. Lately, I feel like there's just been a lot of stuff that it's like also pulled me off the rails as well. And I'm like, fuck it. Let's just go down in flames right now.

Get off those rails. Let's drift this train, hit all the people. Um, next week we're going to do some, uh, would you rathers? I got five really good ones. So be ready. Oh yeah. Zach was song of the people. Next week, we're going to do some Would You Rathers. I got five really good ones.

So be ready. Zach, what's the song of the week? It's Come and Get Your Love by Redbone. Thank you. Bye.