It’s Wednesday My Dudes - 101: Episode 100?
Episode Date: March 29, 2023Boyo anniversary ep! Ruxx learns about his local heritage in the land of Gooch, Zak creates a new lunchable, and Cory brings up parental assault. And it all ends in a round of individual feud.Rate us ...5 stars on Spotify! and leave a review and rate on Apple Podcasts!Links here to follow on social media! Find other places to listen! And call into the show!
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And here we go.
Rooks, do you know there's a county in Virginia called Goochland?
No, but that's tough.
Do you know where in Virginia?
Goochland.
Thanks, man.
So we are sending you on a field trip to go to goochland county and uh report live no female
in the field send the female in the field we actually have one over in that neck of the woods
but i feel like that's what it's for field like they're in the field yeah we could get some males
in the field that's true yeah it's goochland I feel like Gooch is more of a male topic.
It's northwest of Richmond.
Oh, okay.
G-O-O-C-H-L-A-N-G.
Oh, it's truly spelled like Gooch.
That's sick.
Goochland County.
And there's a city just called Goochland.
Do they have like a fun slogan or like, I know towns don't have this, but like a bird
or a logo of some sort that's like welcome
to goochland i mean you know what i mean it's the gooch right i don't know how you turn that
to a cartoon or like a a walkable mascot walkable like you could be like like they have dressed up
legs yeah okay anthropomorphic personifyic there you go one of those words
brooks if we got you a gooch mascot costume would you wear it i would need to know what it looks
like like is it you know is it just never seen but i'm saying is it gonna be like is it just
gonna be the fleshy patch of skin or are we gonna have like balls on the top and then like the bottom of
the butt cheeks on the bottom half and then there's gonna be like my face in between guys
there is a seal but like it's not obviously what you would want to yeah but like there is not a
gooch
crazy
no hold on notable people
hey wow that's boring
the first one said Thomas Jefferson
no the first one said Thomas Jefferson but it says
lived at Shadwell
then within the boundaries
of the county so it's like
he lived near it I guess he was around
Goochland you know
he was in the county just it wasn't that county
back when he was there
that's about it that's Jefferson Justin Verlander there you go Around Goochland. He was in the county, just it wasn't that county back when he was there.
That's about it.
That's Jefferson.
Oh, Justin Verlander.
There you go.
Verlander from Goochland?
That's cool.
Was raised in the county, yeah.
That's tough.
All right, Rooks.
Well, when you buy a house, we know where to get you one.
There's no other better place to live. You know where to get me one?'s no other better place to live you know where to get me
one does that imply you're buying my house no you know where to get one no i think i'm gonna pass
but i appreciate the um the selling effort thanks but no thanks is what he's saying
you'd be so happy driving home every day
getting off the exit to goochland come on almost as good as kusawachi
kusawachi i can get behind kusawachi isn't that like florida though i think i think it was in
georgia which is probably a little bit worse because there's no beaches.
Well, there's a beach in Georgia.
Is there?
Right?
South Carolina.
No one talked.
Is it along the coast?
Yeah, it is.
If there's a beach in Georgia, I've never heard a single person.
Definitely.
Now that I'm thinking about it, yeah, because it's the one that's right above Florida, right?
Because Houghton Head is just north of Savannah.
It's just north, yeah.
Is Hilton Head not Georgia?
Hilton Head's very much South Carolina.
It's at the very...
Okay, it's at the edge of the border.
Savannah is like touching the border
between the two and Hilton Head's like
20 miles north of that.
Got it.
The dotted line on my phone is very small, so I could
not tell. Verlander went to
Goochland High School.
The high school is just Goochland High.
That's brutal, man. So what's their mascot?
Well, now I have to do
more Googling. Also,
I know I'm on his Wikipedia page, but
his velocity plateaued at
86 miles per hour during his senior year at
Goochland High School, during which he was sidetracked by
strep throat.
I know they're supposed to give details
on Wikipedia, but what a random little
one-off.
Is he married to Kate Upton?
Yeah.
I don't know why, but
that just makes it funnier don't know why, but that just makes it funnier.
Like the fact that,
yeah.
Please hold.
I'm trying to find it.
Oh yeah.
Goochland,
their mascot.
I'm like,
I'm like on like the,
the PTO web,
PTA website,
like the parent teacher association.
Like I can't,
I can't find their mascot yet I'm
about to like I'm almost like
close to
it took
8 seconds you go to their home page
and then you just
scroll on the page
Goochland County Public Schools
the Bulldog Bulletin
don't go to the
public school go to the high school. Go to the high school.
Goochland High School.
Yeah, click on it.
What do you mean click on it?
I'm on the website.
What do you want me to click on?
I don't know.
Scroll for six seconds on the website
and then you see the Bulldog Bulletin.
Anyways. They're the bulldogs thank you good to know um you guys hear about the uh sunny d vacas outside did someone send
that to all of us or is that uh i think did, yeah. You interested or no?
I just feel like it's going to make my tummy hurt a lot.
It's going to taste like a bad Celsius drink.
Like, is what it's going to taste like.
I don't know.
Have you ever chased with Sunny D?
It's a banger.
It's such a great chase mixer.
Yeah, but I...
I'm not going to drink four cans of it.
And I don't need...
It's probably carbonated, right?
Like, I don't need spicy Sunny D going down my throat.
The nice part about Sunny D is the smoothness that it coats my throat with.
Agreed.
If it comes out too hot out the can, I don't want it.
I feel like Sunny D is spicy to begin with.
No, it's, no, Sunny D is not.
It's the opposite of spicy.
Wasn't the white people people what did you just
say does honey D also make your teeth feel weird or is that just me it's
called the sugar bro that's a few anything like it's all sugar tickets
specifically sunny D if you like push your teeth together like sort of grind
them together it like feels really strange after drinking it no okay so
that's just me i kind of remember
it sounds like it sounds like if you did that after after like most sugar drinks it probably
wouldn't feel great yeah it's probably like gatorade or anything like regular orange juice
doesn't make it feel like that i mean it's probably a combination of the added sugar and
the citrus like i bet if you did that with lemonade or something else like that you would get the same reaction are you thinking of tang the one shout out dude if they made a tang seltzer
with that orangutan on the front bro i'd be all over that just for the packaging alone could you
imagine like an adult commercial yeah like a like a tang who a mascot who's just drunk out of his
mind he has like a sideways hat and like vapes but he drinks only tang seltzers like
what does that have to do with a gorilla or a ring no but if you're a cool mascot if he had
the sideways hat and he vaped like it'd be the adult tang like you still have your regular tang
for the kids but then you'd have an adult tang seltzer but the guy's name is just sideways hat
this is my boy Tang.
No wonder you get confused for 17-year-olds.
Based on a quick Google search,
a couple people agree with me that Sunny D makes your teeth feel weird.
It's not like a really common thing.
You could type in anything.
You need to get a couple people to agree with you.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Fair, but I'm going to run with it. What are you doing answers.com it says why do your teeth feel weird when you drink sunny d what are you doing grinding your teeth together after you take a sip of a
beverage my guy no it's just like if they touch then you're like oh that feels weird and then
you like touch them again and then you kind of move them around and it's like you get you a night guard for for everyday activity or just just when he has sunny d his sunny d
i'll drink them if they uh if they came with that i'm gonna do a quick uh
a quick calorie check here because i feel like they're lying to us and that this is not real
sunny d in here they're just using as the that this is not real Sunny D in here. They're just using it as the license.
All right, so an eight-ounce serving of Sunny D, well, maybe not, is 60 calories.
That's just way less than I thought it was going to be.
Same.
And then the Sunny D seltzer, I don't know, Brian, if you have it pulled up.
If not, I can look.
I think it's like 90 calories.
Probably do not at all.
I feel like most seltzers go for like 100.
I guess that actually checks out.
I thought, for whatever reason,
I thought Sunny D was at least 100 calories a glass
with as much sugar as was in there.
I mean, I wonder if like OG Sunny D
used to be like full of like, you know,
like cancer and sugar and stuff.
Like they had to four local it.
Just a small amount of methamphetamine was in sunny d back in the day uh but the follow-up to this would be sunny d vodka seltzer sounds kind of hit or miss but like what about other
kid chocolate drinks. Yoo-hoo seltzer. High C. Oh.
Nest Quick seltzer.
Yoo-hoo.
Oh, Jesus.
Closer.
No, it's just like Irish Bailey's cream in the Yoo-hoo.
Not a seltzer, but like a Yoo-hoo,
hard Yoo-hoo drink.
That'd be pretty good.
That's how you capture the serial killers in your area who's buying the hard hard you it's just like the mascots the mascots
a fucked up rabbit isn't that what the mascot was in you that was like that's quick that was
god damn it oh we could do nesquik though i like you had a mascot did they i don't know they had like a slogan like you you're like yoga it was like yeah
you dog drink that shit yeah wasn't like you sure it is now good day
all right but not chocolate milk but what about like a kool-aid vodka you get yo you give me a
capri sun vodka seltzer now we're cooking with gas
that's high c we we keep this a secret we add that to the list right now burn
make this one of those lost episodes if you give me a capri sun seltzer too
that i can punch the straw into and drink oh my fucking god dude i don't think i don't think it
need to be a seltzer though you
would just want it as a juice box with basically just like add vodka right oh yeah yeah no like
that's what i mean i don't mean sorry i meant i meant just like one of the like pre-mixed drinks
yes okay they should we should because capriccians came in um what were they called the little like
lunch lunch bowls pouches oh no no no no like they were a part of lunchables They should make it with lunchables because then you have a little snack when you're drinking.
What's like the adult lunchable?
It's like a charcuterie.
It's actually like nice meats and cheeses, like a charcuterie board.
Or it's like an alcoholic Capri Sun, like leftover pizza and like a pack of Zin.
And that's what we'll mock it up we'll send it to the sharks i think we reach out to lunchables and we have them
do one in every six lunchables has capri sun a little russian roulette action
a little vodka capri some of them come with like a little like dessert snack on the side to
make that like an edible just like really mess people up and we don't tell anybody
that's like the uh have you seen the meme where it's like the single the single parent or the
single dad um thing at a grocery store it's like two cans of bud light
and like two steaks or whatever it's like you can just buy them together they're all cellophane
wrapped together incredible all right it's on the list we'll uh this is actually out to our people
this is actually a great idea like that's actually this is a good i want to push this one i mean
they have it okay there's like the hacks where you can you can cut the top off add the vodka and then you use a curl
or flat flattening iron flat flat iron shot oh yeah yeah hair straight yeah straightener straightener
go we got there we got there got it and then you just like reseal it on the top and then people
pack them for their like trips and stuff you know what's called hair straighteners hair flatteners from now on yeah they have i which and i like pc i like the resealable idea it's just like at that point
i like that's so much work i'm just gonna fucking sip like the capri sun and take a
swig of vodka or something i can't i can't be fucking now what's the craft project here you
know can we get a quick top three favorite Capri Sun flavors around the room?
I couldn't name three right now.
I feel like we've already done this, but I want to do it anyway.
Kiwi, strawberry, kiwi.
You could just say like Roaring Waters or something.
No, I'm not saying-
Pacific Cooler.
Pacific Cooler is good, right?
Yeah.
Pacific Cooler is one for me.
Goated.
Correct.
Strawberry, kiwi.
That one's good.
No, I go Fruit Punch and and then wild cherry i'm a more
fruits guy the more fruits in a box i'm zach so it's fruits in a pouch is your top three pacific
cooler fruit punch and then wild cherry yeah in that order let's fucking go let's go big dog let's
fucking go couldn't name three so what do you mean you couldn't do that i could name the only two that i could name are there's orange there's lemonade grape um there's um oh there's another one it's
like tropical guys named five and acted like there was like a hundred flavors like there's so many
flavors there's a few more there's like brian mentioned there's the roaring roaring waters
ripoff which is basically diet capri sun which is for the for the the unserious children
that's the nerd lunchable
that one comes with a wedgie
have you ever had
the one that actually comes in a can
I remember it
no but Gatorade in a can hits different
you get a Gatorade in a can and a green can
delicious
what
I've actually okay I've never had a capri sun in a can but I have had Gatorade in a can and a green can? Delicious. What? Oh, no, I've actually,
okay, I've never had a Capri Sun in a can,
but I have had Gatorade in a can, and it's solid.
It's good. It's really good. It was a very, very
long time ago, though. I was like, I think it was probably
a child. I'll say
Capri Sun in a can? Tropical Tide.
That was the other one. Fuck. I should have had that one.
Yeah, that one's good.
But what flavor is that?
It's the Tide.
They just put a bunch of fruits on it.
It has a picture of a pineapple, an orange, and a cherry.
So I'm going to guess it's those three flavors.
They're all just fruit punch flavor.
Like they're all just general mixes of things. You ever been at the beach and had the Tide roll in and you have your face in the sand
and right when the Tide gets there, you get one little sip of it?
That's what it tastes like.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Salt water.
Salt water in a pouch. It's perfect perfect comes with a sunburn what are we gonna pair that with
sunburn a thing of sunscreen and then like maybe some seashells all in a pouch
not our best idea yeah put that so you want to move on your your your inventions needs
your inventions listings
to have two sides good and bad i think the only ones we have under good right now are
condom gun and then the capri sun is tank i have i have an idea for the hundred episode we should
like rank our actual inventions or like give them a rating one through ten or something
i thought of that but then it's just like we talk about them so much already
that like they're all 10s let's be honest too they're all 10s that's who the amount of time
i was gonna be like oh do we're gonna do a bracket and i was like spunk tank i'm gonna be
forcing to make with this bracket like i'll use every ounce of my power to move that thing along
there is no shot that we do a bracket with the inventions and spunk tank does not come out on
top like there's no fucking way.
Wait, hold on. Capri Sun. Guess what
country Capri Sun comes from or was founded?
Capri. Georgia.
Germany. What the fuck do the
Germans know about juice boxes?
Was it the technology
of the pouch came from there or like
the whole thing?
It says it was invented by.
The pouch is German.
They invited.
Invented by.
I don't think they.
Rudolph Wild.
It was introduced in West Germany in 1969 by his company as Capri Sone.
And then it's now sold in over 100 countries with licenses including Capri Sun.
I'm going to say fake news.
I don't trust this source.
I think you might have heard.
Seven billion pouches are sold per.
Dude. Give me. Give me nicotine pouches and juice pouches, and I'm living.
That's what I'm putting in my knapsack for essential survival guide.
Pouch form only.
Best things that come in pouches, juice and nicotine.
I would love to watch the Zach version of Amazing Race.
He whips out his backpack like that's
what he pulls out i just don't trust that it comes from east germany that's the bad side right
it was it was uh yes uh no east germany's the bad side east germany's yeah oh he said west okay
all right cool yeah america likes capri sun although it was
in the u.s capri sun inc was owned by by philip morris company from 1991 to 2007
that's why we're all addicted to it i know honestly like the marketing on that shit was
crazy when we were kids yeah um it's just for capri sun yeah they're the ones who put it in the lunchable
too philip morris so man shut up what a crazy turn no we are not shouting out philip morris
it is wednesday my d
i'm gonna fuck you brian yo yeah how do you get milk out of a crab?
Give me milk now, mommy.
Fat matches.
Solve world hunger.
Can I get this vagina animal style?
Bonnie is a wonderland.
Be the way.
I'm sweater.
Ow!
That came as an orgasm?
Wah, wah, wahoo!
That's like an orgy, my guy.
What's up, sluts?
The Olympics are a fraud.
Your word is Reichstrabatism.
Ew, you're gross.
Anywhere close to my butthole, he is just eating right through it.
Your bottom self?
Trying to low-key penetrate you.
Hey, boo-boo.
I shall not.
Yeah, I shall not.
Talking around to shit himself all the time.
He's trying to have sex with a lover.
The gun to the penis is what you need, brother.
White Jesus.
Kirby's down there just blowing.
Knee caps are not organs fuck you
ratatouille it is wednesday my dudes
welcome back to another episode of this line say my dudes episode 101
we thought long and hard about something special to do and came up with nothing and we're gonna do
it next week sure uh but we have everybody here so we got zach bat we got rooks hello peeps thanks
for coming along on this wonderful journey with us we got cory a hundred and i'm brian uh actually if you want to do a family feud this week i got everything queued up
if you want a little competition fuck it send it all right so run through our weeks real quick and
while you guys are talking i'll try to pull stuff up so zach how was the week a weekend was good
my emojis are a mom and water.
And that is because finally in Illinois, they are selling my favorite mixed drink called Mom Waters.
It's actually funny that we were talking about this beforehand, or at least the seltzer market.
Mom Water is just vodka water that's flavored in a can, and it is delicious.
And so when I found out they were selling it, I walked to the Binney's Beverage Depot after the gym,
and I walked in the rain with two cases of mom water in my bosom,
and I walked back to my apartment with them,
and I proceeded to drink them while playing Call of Duty,
and it was great.
The best part is they're named after different moms,
so every flavor is a different name.
So there's a Karen, a Julie, a Sandy, and a Linda.
That's smart.
And then they also have other ones too,
like more seasonal ones that also have different flavors.
So they are really good.
I might be the only guy who bought me and my other buddy,
Alex,
who lives in Michigan might be the only people,
only males alive who buy mom water,
but I will keep buying them now that they sell them here.
So,
so yeah,
that's my,
that's my rating.
That's my weekend.
That's incredible marketing one, but also like, isn't every drink kind of like water
vodka flavor?
That's, I mean, not really.
Well, I think they're starting to be more just flavored waters, but normally it's seltzers.
It's like, it's like sparkly stuff.
And I've realized in my old age, my, my, my tummy doesn't like the bubbles.
So yeah, no, I just assume everything has bubbles.
So they're flat.
Yeah, it's flat.
I might have to peep that.
Yeah, dude.
I'll send you one can through the mail.
I appreciate that.
Can we make some dad waters?
It'd be like barbecue sauce flavored.
Disappointment flavored. Neglect. I'd be like barbecue sauce flavored mmm disappointment flavor neglect all right
hard math problems yeah belt keep talking how was your week
it was good
Karina came this weekend
and she's like a great person
to entertain for the weekend because
she's fine just hanging out
and chilling like on the couch
and catching up so we
basically did that we went out to eat a
couple times had some drinks my story of the weekend though is um we went out to brunch on
saturday and uh it took a while it's like a new brunch place claire found so they're like you
know short staff and all that but um so we're probably out for like two hours we come back
and we weren't gonna stop back at the house but we had to we were gonna out for like two hours. We come back and we weren't going to stop back at the house, but we had to,
we were going to go straight out,
like shopping at the ball.
And,
uh,
we came back and Claire opened the door and Cooper was like,
like in the corner of the couch,
like sitting with his tail between his legs and like looking down,
like he was ashamed.
And like Claire,
like Claire was just like,
what,
like,
what did you get into?
And she like looks and she notices there's a vent cover that's like leaning on his neck.
So he went and laid down, I guess, like on top of the vent because it's cool air.
Yeah.
And his like little keychain thingy like with his name and stuff went through the vent like twisted.
So he got caught. So this like 1940s,
like,
like heavy vent,
like cover is just like stuck to him.
And there was like things knocked over around on like the table and stuff.
So I don't even know how he jumped up on the couch,
but it was sad,
but also fucking hilarious.
After we realized he was like,
good,
he was just like ashamed,
ashamed of himself,
like in the corner, like didn't know what the fuck to do and we were like thank god we came home because this
man would have just been like shivering like for an hour but it was uh it was incredible incredible
it was i think that should be your punishment for him whenever he does anything bad from now on i'm
gonna just chase him around with a vent cover. But yeah. So then.
That'll be another flavor for our daddy water.
Yeah.
Belt and vent cover.
Jesus.
But I couldn't find anything vent related.
So my emojis of the weekend were just beers and shopping.
Because we went out and looked at like groomsmen suits and stuff. D stuff so dresses yeah yeah nice rompers it's been the romper back remember that was a thing for a year
rooks how was your weekend i'm out i'm out too um it was good it was pretty chill um went to
new jersey got to be with all the italians again. My emoji is the little party thing and then
Star of David. Cause your boy
went to his first bat mitzvah.
Oh yeah. I went to
Jesse's niece's bat mitzvah
and it was like this fucking
club near Rutgers. The place
was bumping. It was like 6
o'clock. It's like all you can eat, all you
can drink. And like
these kids are just running around and they had like the, I'm sure it's like all you can eat all you can drink and like these kids are just running around
and just they had like the i'm sure i'm sure it's the actual dj from the club dude was playing
fucking heat like i was like yo these kids do not deserve this shit right now at all like um
but had some crab rangoon some sush early on they kept moving the plate of crab rangoon in different spots like because um they
kept like there was like multiple rooms and they kept like consolidating everything down into the
room where everyone was the goons were just following me man i just kept i probably i'm
not fucking with you i probably had like maybe 15 crab rangoon let's go party um but yeah it was
like i mean it was cool just like hung out uh had some
bevrosinos there was a there was a plate that had lamb chops on it in the back corner i was just
sitting there eating lamb chops for like 12 minutes at one point like not saying a word to anybody
having time my life um and then yeah the next day just hit a little bit of top golf
and then hung out had a big italian dinner and then came home so
it was pretty pretty chill got my legs back under me a little bit
big uh big gentile move hogging the lamb chops in the back corner of the uh
i had to do it man they were oh my god they were so fucking good
did you have to wear a yarmulke? No.
Was there like a ceremony part to it?
Or is it just like the party?
I think that's the day before is like the family ceremony.
And then Friday was like the big party.
It was a banger, dude.
I was like, what the fuck?
And then also, they had like merch they were throwing out. Dude, it's crazy. I was like, what the fuck? And then also, they had merch they were throwing out.
Dude, it's crazy.
I feel like you shouldn't call it merch.
I mean, okay, what else would you call this?
Party favors?
It's all shit that has Jesse's niece's initials and the slogan for the party on it.
Technically, it's a slogan.
I forgot what it was. I can't fucking remember goochland but um but they had they had like
all these like sweats and shit whatever they were throwing out like actually they were throwing out
like nba like jerseys like all these kids kept having different nba jerseys that had a tag on
them i was like dude this is the sickest part if I was fucking 13 years old this would have been the best day of my entire
fucking life like I wouldn't have talked about anything else for a year like whether it's a uh
I just feel like our we missed out on the suit I don't know it must be a cultural thing because
the super sweet 16 like for my 16th birthday party i think what i did was i
wanted to have a meat fest and i made my parents like my dad like smoke a brisket we grilled a
bunch of ribs and brats and stuff and we just gorged everyone full of meat that was like what
i wanted to do i appreciate like the what it was just like meat fest is not the right like
dude i made flyers i think i called it i think i could have said barbecue
i think i feel like you could have said barbecue zack's and meat fest is wild that is so fucking
wild my mom has the invitation saved i'm gonna see if she can if she could send it to me
zack's meat keep sending those out that should be the first photo on your like dating profile
yeah every person you talk to
on hand you have to just send the invitation oh shit that's amazing it's tough bright guy how's
the weekend uh it's pretty good at work we have an it issue so i like sort of can't really do
anything so it's been a nice past three days.
And then went to a concert over the weekend.
Hit some people with some elbows in the pit.
That was tight.
Nice.
Saw this chick.
You know what?
When people crowd surf, usually the security is like, yo, get down.
Or they wait at the end and they grab them and then they send them back on their way.
This dude would go into the crowd and grab them while they're held up in the air and pull them to the ground and then like carry them out of the venue that dude was mad aggressive so that was really weird um but the rest of the cons were
sick then on saturday there's a thing called the mustache bash that mike and katie go to every year
tickets are 120 don't really care about that
so but they had a big like pre-game so i got to wear like a 70s outfit and like
whatever that wig was i don't want to say it's jerry curl because it's not it's not
it's kind of like an old it's like an old school mullet kind of yeah if you know the guitarist
from queen that's what i was picturing he's the exact same hair um bow sick
tommy came over hung out he already has a mustache anyway so he fit right in but uh it was a good
time and then uh love is blind season four just like randomly dropped like two days ago so
binging that too it's great uh so my emoji was the mustache uh disguise guy
update i texted my mom all. I texted my mom.
I texted my mom,
do you have a picture
of my 16th birthday party
invitation for my meat fest?
And she just responded
dead serious,
yes.
Can you give me a minute?
That's fucking so sick.
I'm actually staring
at it right now.
That's so sick.
Respond back.
No, it's urgent.
You have 30 seconds.
Time starts now. Let's see what happens. You have 30 seconds. Time starts now.
We have a meat emergency.
And
see how fast
How does this work?
There we go.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Welcome to the first annual Good answer, good answer, good answer.
Welcome to the first annual IWMD feud.
What's something you want your girlfriend to do to your face?
Sit on it!
Sorry.
Good answer, good answer.
Good answer.
Is it on the board?
Alright, so how this is gonna work we have a hundred different things we're only gonna do like three of them uh but so pick a number one through a hundred
that will be the question we do and then since we can't do like quick whoever answers first goes
first because we're like on internet we'll just have everyone answer once and we'll go and we'll
do three rounds so everyone gets to go first once whoever got the highest can then finish out the rest of the board
make sense yeah yes all right so cory pick a number one through 100
72 okay thanks for picking one uh three off all right you're gonna have like 20 seconds
because usually it has to be quick
name a word that rhymes with the word shower tower
wait do we all do we all get dude should we just go
yeah all right so you're on the board you have one of them there's only four answers apparently
me and zach have to give answers right yeah okay power
oh number one answer i guess you but zach go because you have to take a turn uh flower
yep second answer cool all right rucks there's only one left so you apparently we can go through
this quick you have i'm to give you only two strikes.
Take another guess.
The question is, name a word that rhymes with the word shower.
We have power, tower, and flower.
Flower, correct.
Hey, you didn't give me the option to pass or play.
Dude, do you want to pass or play?
The worst thing in the world. I guess I i guess i'll play i guess i'll play okay um okay all right forgot to look at your team man um oh shit this i
don't like this one um i'm about to click the x if you don't answer our
you took the round that was the fourth one so it's power flower tower and then hour
i was gonna say flower and flower were both spelled differently but it counts the same
so i was gonna say cower cower is a good one i was gonna say bowser yeah i was gonna say
that didn't hit i was gonna say chowder and i was like that's there's no way let's just rhyme for the next hour yeah
for the next hour hour there you go have you seen that have you seen this have you seen these
tiktoks where someone goes like christian bale and then someone would be like that man's really
slow i call him christian snail and then they all just keep like going around it's great we should do it sometime anyway continue
sorry Steve all right the first
annual IWMD cipher
yes
probably
gonna be a weird weird episode
all right Rooks pick a
number 69
oh good
number all right four answers on the board.
Name the most popular ride at a carnival.
Ferris wheel.
Top answer. That's 66 points.
Get get it, bitch!
So it'll be your round, but the other two get a guess first just to make it even. So, Zach.
Bumper cars?
Name the most popular ride at carnival
bumper cars not even on there cory name the most popular ride at a carnival merry-go-round
is that the same as a carousel carousel yeah there you go all right 18 points to cory zero to zach
rooks you got two left, and you can
only get two wrong
before someone else.
I haven't figured that part out yet, but go ahead.
You know what?
We're going to change things up this round. Pass it.
Oh, alright.
I think it goes to Zach then.
Zach, you're up.
Give me the...
Give me the god damn it uh give me the swings no all right uh give me the do i keep i get two
strikes yeah you get one more you get one more track um i don't uh can i pass
the thing is generally i have no idea how pass works on this show because no one ever passes it.
Nobody does, yeah.
What's the, can I get the giant drop?
Oh, no.
That's not the question?
What other rides are there?
Well, we'll find out.
Corey, you're up.
Teacups?
The teacup, like, spinning?
You got one more guess.
Parking your car, getting there.
Ooh.
No, I'm kidding.
Could you say, like, the carnival games?
Like, could you say, like, the carny games and stuff?
No, so it's just by the ride. Oh, the mirror, the fun house, the fun house. Could you say like the carnival games? Like could you say like the carny games and stuff? No.
Oh, the mirror.
The fun house.
The fun house.
Number one was the Ferris wheel.
Number two was carousel.
Number three was a roller coaster.
Number four was tilt-a-whirl.
So I don't know if the teacups.
Teacups is kind of like that.
Swings are basically that.
No, it's different.
I don't know if that counts as swings.
Swinging?
Swings is really specific.
No, swings is not that.
Okay.
Alright, so end of the second round.
Corey has like 31.
Rooks has like 120.
And Zach has 26.
I don't like that you don't have my exact value.
I just don't want to do the math.
It's 59 plus 66.
It just made me think that you didn't have it written down.
Rook says something. I don't know.
We'll figure it out.
Zach, pick a number.
98.
98.
Alright.
The question is...
Nope, that's the wrong button. name something you love to smell in the morning
bacon
rooks it's not your turn yet
uh
bacon yeah on the board alright
it's the top answer so you're gonna
go but give the other two a turn
uh cory name something you like smell
in the morning coffee uh it's the same as bacon in this category so go again what it's it says
coffee slash breakfast so it's really generic i know keep going flowers i don't know there you go and rooks give us a guess um i want to say the morning air oh on the board
let's fucking go boys so dumb oh um all right zach there's one left on the board it's your turn
you got pretty much all the points already so just like you know just run through it yeah i'm gonna pass this to cory
there's one left on the board give us a give us a guess
uh body wash i don't know like from a shower like shower i'll count it yeah it says bays cologne yeah so
cologne is close sometimes sometimes in the game they would give that like sometimes they're kind
of weird they would give that also very generous you're not gonna i'm not gonna say cologne
yeah if you could say you're gonna say cologne Zack I was gonna say Bay's asshole, but I was close
hmm, that's where you get the Steve Harvey like look to the camera like
So coffee breakfast was 75 fresh air slash do 11 flowers or did anyone say flowers?
I saw a race of flowers right four points and then base clones
Points who the fuck wakes up and is like,
man, I can't wait to get this fucking rose under my nose.
What the fuck?
Some people have flowers.
I was going to say, you rhymed.
It was pretty sick.
We're keeping the theme going.
All right, Corey, you're back up.
Pick a number.
28.
28?
That's not the right number 21 no 29 what's it that what number is this 21 all right it's isn't 29 it's 21 it's all right what's 9 plus 10 21 you stupid
name a country with a large population.
There are six answers this time.
US.
Oh, what a terrible answer.
I mean, it's on the board.
Yeah, it's on the board.
It's a bad answer, yeah.
All right, Rooks, you're up.
India.
Name a country with a bad answer.
God, what are you guys doing?
On the board.
China.
What are we doing here?
Oh, yeah, fuck.
China, number one answer.
Only country with a population problem i was more thinking
go quick but then now thinking about it nobody's up against me so i should have thought for a
second all right zach it's your turn again uh we've said china into the united states
to three other answers you get two two wrong guesses. Give me, give me Russia.
No,
I guess this is,
uh,
they've got one more wrong guess.
Do you want to ask the crowd?
No.
Um,
geez. Um, uh, give me the philippines oh close but no all right cory you're back up
or you can pass a play no no no i want this okay brazil Okay. Brazil? Points. Good job.
You still have more guesses.
Name a country with a large population.
Or that people think has a large population.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
It's based off of other people's answers.
Yeah. Jesus. I'm surprised'm surprised Spain I don't know you can't Google it bitch no I'm a big guess again
my turns oh yeah fuck you Corey got one more wrong guess till we move to oh I'll just go with Germany
Alright Rux
There's two answers left on the board
Go for it
I'm gonna pass
No I'm just kidding
Can I do
Australia
Big country
Not a lot of population
Fuck
More kangaroos
Japan
What was you saying?
Japan
I don't fucking know it's you idiot
place is so tiny i know it's like dense the other two answers were mexico and indonesia
again whatever russia i'm looking at the russia's higher than mexico but i get it i get its
perception so yeah it's what people would guess.
Alright, that was four rounds.
Rooks, you are up. Pick a number.
Let's go two.
Ooh.
Single digits?
Alright.
Name something associated with vampires. You have
eight answers on the board.
Blood. Ooh, on the board. Blood.
On the board.
Easy.
Zach, name something associated with vampires.
Teeth.
Pointy teeth.
That's probably a better answer.
On the board.
The number one answer is still there.
Corey, name something associated with vampires. Garlic. On the board. The number one answer is still there. Ooh, Corey, name something associated with vampires.
Garlic.
On the board.
Who's first?
But not the number one answer.
The person who got the highest was Rooks.
Let's fucking go.
Blood.
How many are left?
What did I say?
There was eight to begin with.
You said three, so there's five left on the board.
Math guy.
I'm going to say Dracula.
Oh, yeah.
Easy.
Keep it going.
Was that one?
No.
Okay, okay.
No one's gotten one yet.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Capes.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
There you go. I was not expecting that. I, yeah. Wow.
There you go.
Was not expecting that.
Twilight.
Yeah.
On the board.
Number one answer.
33 points.
There are...
Hold on, wait.
How many...
I don't have...
Okay.
I thought you were ending the turn.
I was like, hold on.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Pale skin.
Ooh.
I like it
but no
Transylvania
again
I like it but no
one of them's obvious
I'm surprised we haven't said it yet
the one whatever
Zach you're up
alright Coffin
no
the fucking the count from Sesame Street Zach, you're up. All right, Coffin. No.
The fucking, the Count from Sesame Street.
One.
Court, you're up.
Bat?
There it is.
There it is.
On the floor.
Idiot.
I'm surprised Coffers wasn't on there.
That's where they sleep.
Nighttime?
No.
Is steak in there?
Halloween. Halloween's my last one.
Last one, Halloween.
There you go.
Eat some points out from that.
Didn't he get two X's?
No.
My only X was... said night time or night.
That was my only X.
Zach also guessed in the middle of that. Yeah, Zach was saying things
while I was saying things. It might have thrown us off
a little bit. I can tell you what.
Check tape. I only said one. That was wrong.
Rooks has a surprising lead.
I can't do the math at this point.
You have it written down
though correct yeah it's 59 plus 66 plus 28 plus 29 plus 5 plus 7 plus 33 of 7 you can do that okay
sorry uh zach you're up pick a number um zero is not an option right
i mean if you want to pass no I will do 61 Oh okay scroll my list really
far What is this gremlin that is cooking up Zach's meat? First of all.
Oh, he sent it.
Zach sent us.
Or the viewer, Zach sent us the Zach's Meat Fest invitation.
Did somebody win a car?
Did somebody win a car at this thing?
Why is there a car with a bow on it?
Also, I like that it says where.
It just says Zach's house.
It doesn't give anyone an address
to actually find out where you live also can i just say in this picture where the dude's on the
grill he's holding a spatula and his other hand is physically touching the grill like what the
fuck there's so much fucked up with this what the fuck is going on i mean human meat is meat that's unbelievable thank you so much
for sharing that zach holy fuck were you the one who cooked everything it says you're supposed to
be uh yeah i did i helped my dad uh uh barbecued a brisket and stuff like that so sorry my my
sound went out so i just i just i enjoyed
viewing your faces read off the uh the meat fest invitation
incredible we need to copy this for our next holiday party like line for line yeah it's and
just call it a meat fest i don't even at that point it needs to be the title of the holiday
party i just said that I said that picture is...
Holiday party seven, meat fest.
Oh, man.
I'm going to tell you right now, we're going to lose some attendance just based on that name.
We're going to gain some attendees, too.
Yeah, that's true.
Also, that's my mother's phone number.
So we should dox her.
You could very easily look i just apparently i love the word art
um on there and just like i mean who didn't i just if you said your audio went out i wanted
us to point out that the dude in the picture he's holding a spatula and his other hand is
physically touching the grill he is very much on the grill ribs brisket and brats oh my we had all those people were like
people were groaning by the end of it because we bring them out in waves of food and it was
it was painful to watch people god damn where are we in this game uh, that was so distracting. It was. We are two rounds in.
We can either stop now and do fast money
or do a third round.
Third round and then fast money.
Can we each do a fast money?
Yeah, let's each do a fast money.
Let's each do a fast money.
Okay.
Corey, you're up. Pick a number.
20.
2-0. okay uh all right corey you're up pick a number uh 20 two zero 20 zero no it's just fast money wasn't i up no wait yeah didn't you pick 61
i thought you picked hold on i had it written down but like as we've done it alright Zachary nope
Jesus
name a drink that's both served
hot and cold coffee
on the board
not
the number one answer though
Corey name a drink that's served both hot and cold
tea
number one answer
suck it alright Rooks try to get some points Both hot and cold. Tea. God damn it. Fuck. Number one answer.
Suck it.
All right, Rooks.
Try to get some points.
Kool-Aid.
No, I'm just kidding.
Water.
Good answer.
Is it, though?
Is that a good answer?
Who's drinking hot water?
Isn't that just tea?
Yeah, and tea was the number one answer. So, like like it's a good answer come on support teammates what psychopath is like can you heat this up for me
glass of water please
then they hand it to you and they just pull it back on i'm so mad he said good answer like he
was proud of that that's a great answer if we
were on the same if i had if i had four people standing next to me behind the same table and
i said that everybody would have clapped and said good answer so fuck you cory so much lack of
support out of this whole group all right cory finished come on let's there's you we've gotten
two there's only four answers name a stroke that's served both hot and cold. Milk.
Alright, one more.
Hot and cold drink.
Mom water is not on the board.
Ooh, I got it.
I got it, Bob.
I'm about to tie you out.
Pass to Zach.
Pass. Pass the ball.
Sider.
Yes. Only worth three points, You want to pass to Zach? Pass. Pass the ball. Alright, Zach, you're up. Cider. Yes!
Good shit.
Only worth three points, but you get it.
Tea was 59, coffee was 34,
milk was three, cider was three.
Damn. Easy.
Strong for Corey. Two answers there.
Corey picked 20.
Let me scroll.
Let me scroll.
On the board name a common candy bar component chocolate wow hard answer correct 36 points this is the number one answer yeah of course this number but you know try to steal some
points right now brooks what's a common candy bar component?
Peanuts!
Number two answer.
22 points.
All right, Zachary.
Catameo.
Name a comment.
Yeah, third answer.
There we go.
15 points.
But yeah, so Corey was first.
There's three left.
Rapid Fire, let's go.
Common Candy Bar Components.
Correct.
Keep going.
Vanilla.
No.
Marshmallow.
No.
You're off.
Rooks, you're up.
A wafer.
Nope.
Cookie?
Nope. Zach, you're up. butter nope we already said peanuts no peanut
butter i said one more almond that's the same almond almonds there you go fucker you got one
more it's the last one it's not worth much like chris like chris my candy bar whatever's in the
crunch bar like the crispy crunchy crunchy things. Rice crispy.
Wrong.
Last one was coconut.
Oh, fuck.
Only six points.
Fucking almond joy.
And a mounds.
Chocolate was 36.
Peanuts was 22.
Caramel was 15.
Almonds, 12.
Nougat, 10.
Coconut, 6.
All right.
Rooks, pick a number.
50.
Five.
Zero.
All right.
Let's see if i click the right button
give me another word people say for rear end but wow hard question
number one it's 50 54 points all right zach um another word for booty booty
oh you said another word for booty i said rear end another word for booty. Booty. Oh, you said another word for booty? I said rear end.
Another word for rear end.
Booty.
Booty is kind of the first answer. Oh, okay.
Cheeks.
Nope.
Corey, you're up.
Dumper.
Oh.
One of them starts with a D, but it is not a dumper. Dump a tumbler dump truck all right rox rattle off some
booty terms yeah i was gonna say five more dump truck then
oh i know i know what the deal is i know two of them now can i say that for a second
yeah it's sort of that it's like the british version of it arse yeah you said the british version i was like
what the fuck um tushy nope all right zach uh derriere redemption derriere there it is
kind of gave that one away it was only worth four points though dang it um all right there's a couple left keep going um uh uh but that don't quit close corey you're up hiney got two guesses yes
wow pull that one out of your hiney out of my those three points i want to say uh
caboose i've never heard anyone say it that's a
great that's a good one not on the board good answer good answer one more guess um i got one
i only got one x did you do you want to go no it's okay okay i'm losing track track all right anus oh no all right it was a backside and then bottom they're all they're
all really similar you know yeah all right this can be the last round before some fast money
rooks give us a number no it's zach i feel like this zach gives number there we go that doesn't
make any sense.
How old rocks?
How old do you have to be?
What's the bat mitzvah age?
Oh,
13,
13.
All right.
We were 13.
All right.
I thought you were going to say different numbers.
Zach.
Let's move on.
If there is a store that only sold husbands most people would try to buy one
with what buying a husband with what
what oh where does that question make sense with like a husband that also has like a quality of a uh that's there not the number one answer though surprisingly shit no
yeah no not the number one answer all right cory muscle what are you buying a husband with
yeah okay it's on there it was under the term bod slash butt so gotta give it to you rooks there's like three answers above those
that are still there a job there you go never one answer back on the board all right so it's
your turn uh name i don't want to see this whole thing pass or play play
oh it is there okay
yeah correct
I was like what a lame answer
no it's definitely an answer
and it's not my answer but it's an answer
it's like four left
a brain
there it is
the lowest answer on the board.
Ouch.
Keep it going.
A house.
Ooh, no.
Nope, that's...
Nope, stop.
We really need to get a new button guy, man.
Jesus Christ.
How do I answer one thing and i get two right
answers and one wrong answer jesus fuck awesome two rights don't make a wrong man you know the
saying all right keep it going you got one x um i don't know good family i don't fucking know
um nope not i don't know all right zach tall is that going to bod that's probably under
bod all right uh edgy he's got well that's brain fuck um car he got a sick car
um it's three wrongs in a row he's got a huge undercarriage marriage uh no okay giant ball sack for
great gooch cory you are up there's still like three left a funny bone decent amount
personality slash humor there you go dumb that was number two um
that's that's what i was thinking about the whole time. That's all I got. Great hairline.
Yes, a head of hair.
There you go. That's a good one.
That's a good answer.
There's one left, and it's – let me read the question again because it will make it more –
If there was a store that sold only husbands, most people would try to buy one with what?
Credit card.
Buy one, get one coupon.
No.
Credit card?
Credit card.
That's a good answer, I think. think jack was that your first x or second
that was a second okay uh it was with a warranty or a guarantee oh i mean so you thought the right
directions that's why i was trying to like hint at that return policy yeah that makes sense yeah
all right we got we're three rounds in we're onto the fast money round i forgot i was gonna figure out how to do this um so give me a second to put these into
you know it's kind of crazy i don't remember uh i've watched the show a lot of times i don't
remember um steve harvey giving anyone hints you know that's well my name's not steve maybe i'm
maybe i'm just all remembering things wrong but i don't know man
call me call me cleve garvey because uh it's my own show cleve garvey where's gary glow
no how dare you all right do you uh
how many questions do they usually have for fast money I don't know do like five I think it's five
okay alright
also so you guys can't
hear the answers of the first person guessing
oh fuck so people have
to take their heads out off
yeah
who goes first
should we
should we all just do like our own round
of fast money and then we just have different prompts each time uh should we go in order of shouldn't we all just do like our own round of just do a different money
yeah or is that we just have different prompts each time okay yeah because then like it'll be
like all three but the third person is gonna be completely fucked during fast money yeah i don't
i think you would have to like not say you can't double up that would be the thing we do all the
same prompts but yeah you can just you get what you get that probably makes more sense do that i want to see yeah i want to see if we say the
same answers or not i'd like yeah okay okay so rooks take your headphones off zach take your
headphones off cory i'm gonna go pee while this is happening love it all right this is gonna be
tough for me to try to like start a timer and write down all your
answers at the same time and try to like you know i can i can moderate yeah yeah you do the timer
for me it's only do the timer for me okay yeah and i'll do the rest okay yeah because i have to
start the timer when you say it um and it's 60 seconds right i think it's 35 oh shit yeah you're right okay yeah whatever
okay ready yep all right name something you might see a commercial for during a baseball game
beer name tell me a word that rhymes with election depression when you enter a bathroom what color do you really hope to not see in the toilet bowl
uh brown if your dog ran i read that really slow i'm sorry we're gonna keep going
also this thing was way too loud i didn't turn that down i've got the timer going still
now if your dog ran away name something you'd be surprised you took with him.
Bone.
What's something you keep in your car just in case?
Water bottle.
Okay.
How long was this?
Because we're going to base third time on your time.
I did stop it, but it was 37.
It's at 37.94.
And there was some pause, so do 35. we'll give them like 40 seconds so we'll
just that's fine yeah yeah yeah yeah because you extend it too all right bring rooks in
and cory can stay because you've yeah i know the i'm not gonna say anything
and i can do i can do the timer if you want so that way it helps yeah yeah yeah give me the timer
um how much time do I get?
It's like 35 seconds.
The music is incorrect.
Take your headphones out, Zach.
The music is incorrect, so it's going to beep, but it's not going to be when it actually ends.
Just Brian will keep talking.
I have the timer here.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Okay. And Brian, dude.
It's going to be annoying, but.
Yeah, dude.
What's up?
Yeah.
Never mind.
Sorry.
Keep going. All right's up? Yeah. Never mind. Sorry. Keep going.
All right.
Ready?
And name something you might see a commercial for during a baseball game.
Fast food.
Tell me a word that rhymes with election.
Erection.
When you enter a bathroom, what color do you really hope not to see in the toilet bowl?
Brown.
If your dog ran away, name something you'd be surprised you took with him.
Keep going, keep going.
My car.
What's something you keep in your car just in case?
Handgun.
Jesus. All right, you're within the time. We good yeah it was good all right i don't think i gave
good answers but i was just like these are all hilarious like i have to keep saying zach's back
on back second oh okay we got i haven't looked at the points for any of these so i have no idea
if you guys have like done well or not. All right, Zach.
They have both went.
You have 40 seconds.
They have both made it within the time so far.
The music I have is about 10 seconds too short.
So it's going to beep.
Just keep going, and we'll go from there.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Name something you might see a commercial for during a baseball game uh it's the alice
tell me a word that rhymes with election uh protection
oh when you enter a bathroom what color do you really hope not to see in the toilet bowl
red if your dog ran away name something you'd be surprised he took with him. Keep going.
Car keys.
What's something you keep in your car just in case?
A drink.
Did you say drink or drug?
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
He said drink.
Okay.
All right, cool.
You're on the board.
Was it within 40?
Yeah, we were all in within like 37 seconds. Zach was 35. you guys talk amongst yourself and uh i will figure out i'd like to
go again penis i gave such shit answers cory what were your answers uh i said i i can go through
i remember some of them i said depression for the rhyming one
for election right does that rhyme election depression technically it doesn't rhyme but
sure but you know what i mean hey i'm on the clock all right that was first i was a little nervous
wait yeah that doesn't really rhyme but no it doesn doesn't. I said it. It didn't feel like it did, but it was like the first question.
I'm like, got to get quick.
Yeah, no, you got to go, though.
It's stressful.
When you said it, I didn't question it.
No, you didn't.
That's a good job.
No.
When it comes to Family Feud, I'm here for everything that's not Fast Money.
Fast Money is like, I'm going to panic and give terrible fucking answers.
The dog one, I'm going to be curious what the answers were because i didn't really understand it i said bone like
what a dog would take with him he took your bone settled down cory but like i'm picturing it i'm
picturing it's like a dog running away and like a cartoon dog would take like pack a bone and like
i don't know other things dog likes dogs like
i'm hammered okay how do we want to do the points for fast money do you want them to be like double
to add on to your scores or triple or anything like that or it don't matter i just love i think
you just leave everything's made up and the points don't matter as is okay so name something you
might see for commercial during a baseball game. Corey said beer worth four points.
Rooks said fast food.
Restaurants was nine points.
I'm giving you that.
Zach said Cialis.
Medication was six points.
So you're on the board surprisingly.
How is beer below medication?
That's insane to me.
I have no clue.
What are the-
Number one was a car or a truck at 28.
Oh, shit.
26 points was baseball equipment or jerseys.
25 was baseball games or tickets. then the fuck off two awful answers those those were awful those two that was the
only one i was really hyped about i was like it's got to be beer like what are we doing um
the next one is tell me a word that rhymes with election uh number one or hold on cory said depression zero points uh rook said erection 23 points let's fucking go dude zach said protection
was five points it was actually on there um number one was selection then erection then
perfection detection protection rejection collection and then section and then depression that's what comes when you guess it wrong nice number eight
third question when you enter a bathroom what color do you really hope to not see in the bowl
uh cory and rooks both said brown sack you said red questionable i feel like red's a better answer
though i feel like red is a way better it's a said it and I was like, oh yeah, that would be pretty
problematic. That would be bad, yeah.
Brown was worth 61.
Yellow is 11. Red's 10. Green's 10.
Black is 2. Pink is 1.
Pink?
The fuck?
You shit out organs? What the hell?
It would be pretty bad.
And then the last,
the next to last question the dog one if your dog
ran away name something you'd be surprised he took with him cory said bone nine points
rooks of car i don't know man and then zack's a car keys also so one of the questions one of
the answers is wallet slash money i don't know if that counts as car keys or not no no no no okay i was gonna give it to you um so the cat was 23 leash or collar is 17
what's the homework balance situation that's yeah his bone is nine clothes or shoes is six
better pillow is six toy was for wallet or money was for a weird fucking question
i hate that question it was my favorite one uh what's something you keep in your car just in
case uh course of water 18 points rooks at handgun which it says flare and flares can come in gun
form so i'm gonna give it to you it's only two points but
i'm gonna give it to you i'll take it and then zach's a drink which is the same as water so you
also got 18 number one's gotta be flash money or coins oh no why would you keep money in your car
just i feel like that's a terrible like coin coins yeah i guess i could coins yeah yeah yeah
yeah for tolls and stuff that's always like a that's all i guess when i thought of like this is like when i thought of like leave in your car i thought of like intentionally leave
i guess so like you have like extra water in case you like break down and die
yeah that's what i was thinking uh number two was food or water for 18 number three was a first aid
kit for 18 uh 15 points spare tire seven points map 7 points jumper cables 5 points spare clothes 2 points a gas
can and then 2 points a flare
so I need to do
some math we know
who won bro it wasn't me you definitely don't have to
count mine up I think
Corey got 92 on this round
Brooks
got I got a few
95 on that round Zach got 39 on that round so
yeah all zach did was just really like bury himself 95 95 on fast money is fire that's so
good it's good yeah actually not it's two people usually do it two people do it and you have to
get 200 to win the big money but we wouldn wouldn't have won, like, even with both of our answers.
Well, he also, but he also would have, we had a few repeats.
He would have, like, X'd out.
All right.
Zach's total, 267.
Rooks' total.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on. Vamp for time. Vamp for time Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Vamp for time.
Vamp for time.
Vamp.
Vamp.
Vamp. 54.
Holy crap.
All right.
So you almost doubled it.
Corey, I hope you stand a chance.
Your total will be...
Give me enough threes.
314.
There you go
winner
454 points
you know give Zach
this ain't my first rodeo bitches
welcome to the thunderdome
give Zach however many points
to be won under me for
his flyer that he sent in chat
though there we go
easy alright inaugural champion of IWMD individual food feud his flyer that he sent in chat though. There we go. Easy. Alright, inaugural
champion of IWMD
individual food feud.
Food. Individual feud.
Family food.
You don't win anything.
Jesus Christ, man.
Can you like
bleep that or something, fucker?
I didn't even hear what he said to be honest so no you dodged me you
bitch your name you said my entire name we've said that so many times we'll bleep it out
okay i'll bleep it it's gonna sound really confusing because i'm gonna cut out all of this context as well. Perfect.
Put your nipples on.
Yeah, stop that.
So since Zach lost, what's his punishment going to be?
A whole ton of meat fest, brother.
So let's go.
Yeah, I think the punishment is we get to post that photo, but we get to hide the number.
No, he has to use that as his profile picture on all of his social media accounts for a month no a month what if i would have i would have tried way harder
but that's the thing i've lost so many times and you guys have made the decision of what the
what the rule is and i've done it every time how about until next podcast that works okay but then can
you me and rooks all agree that we're out next week i mean he could do a solo pod then yeah to
get rid of it okay then that's like an extra punishment too if he wants to get out of it
there it is that's all right there's your punishment easy enough right. Where's my outro music? Someone, uh, stall.
Zach,
what's the,
uh, song of the week going to be?
The song of the week is rushing cream by key Glock,
baby.
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