It’s Wednesday My Dudes - 105: Mrs. Scellaneous

Episode Date: May 3, 2023

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And here we go. I don't know what the intro is, but it took me till one in the morning to go to sleep because I was just, I was just watching videos. Like, I don't even know if it was videos so much as just like before a playoff game and after a playoff game i've just been like what i just refresh twitter every like five minutes and like look at all the devil's beat writers mostly because i'm trying to see they release the starting like lineup because they do morning skate like noon and that's like a glimpse as to like who's going to be in that night. And I have a strong dislike for certain players on the team. We've heard.

And yeah. And so I just, you know, I talk with Tommy, talk with Kevin and we go through the whole thing. It's been a whole thing every single game in the playoffs so far. So, yeah, it takes a lot of my day up. And then last night, Claire was just texting me. She was like, I had a horrendous night of sleep last night because I could just feel your energy of excitement because I couldn't go to sleep last night. She was like, she just texted me. She's like, I think I'm going to take a 20 minute nap right now because I am exhausted.

I was like, yeah. How do you think I feel? During last night's game, I went into, I don't know if you remember from our old apartment, Brian, but I used to have like the 2012 like Devils playoff towels. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. And I forgot I had them in a box like in the basement in a room literally collecting dust,

like just actually collecting dust. And I like pulled those out after the first period because i was like oh it's like a big usually not that superstitious but this whole entire time like with devil's playoffs i don't know why i get really uh really superstitious so whip them out and then proceeded to obviously whip them around after any play pretty much somebody is breathing on the ice and i'm just sitting in the basement like whipping this thing around meanwhile like all the dust is just going everywhere and also felt really bad because cooper has like the dog flu oh no he well yes

yes he does have that also so now even like double as bad um but i was just like whipping that and he's just like like after the first after the first period or whatever when i was doing that he just started having sneezing fits i was like oh this is bad look but uh it's superstition now though you gotta make the dog sneeze for every goal well my question you better does the superstition go away round by round or do you carry superstitions over no you carry it until it doesn't work like again going back to things on twitter and like fan pages and shit that i follow it was like most of the posts are like so yeah like in game one i was i drank a lot and then game two i didn't

drink and so like they won so i'm not gonna drink tonight and then they're like but then i did this in game four and it's like actually what i did like i wore my jersey for the first few games and they got fucking wrecked and then i just like wore a devil shirt and then they won i was like oh that's that's it that's what i gotta can't wash it now so i'm stupid is the biggest thing oh yeah i love that that we knew people aren't superstitious until playoffs sometimes too like there was 80 games in this season and you guys did not care you wore whatever you wanted you stood wherever you wanted you ate whatever you wanted but now that it's the playoffs you got to do everything to the t yeah i was telling uh so on tommy today i owe uh i owe clara dinner out because it's been

a while since we've had like a date night and then we were gonna she was like game seven last night she's like I'm gonna cook dinner because you're gonna be on forums for like an hour I guess and so so she watched the game with me and then the game ends and this morning or like during now during the game let me back up she was like we should do a date night blah blah I was like okay like let's do like wednesday or something it'll be fun and it turns out the devil's game one of round two is wednesday night but i was like it's game one they could lose it it's fine we'll go out but no it's not it's definitely not but the superstition cory you've never won a game while you've been on a date night with claire you can't go i i don't know to be fair i don't know what's gonna happen because we've never i haven't done it so that's true so maybe you take her out for every game then she gets tired just go to

i just hope they win the time is it starts at 6 p.m just do like a classic golden corral 4 30 dinner you'll be in and out 7 7 p.m you never really in and out to a buffet, though. You have even more time then. You could do five. Yeah. I mean, I just get the quickest food and just scarf it down. We're out within 40 minutes.

Have it all prepped, have our orders in before we get there. Their service is really good here. All this tells me is you've never been to a golden corral based on those last two sentences oh i ignored the golden crowd okay i was just picking a restaurant i was like the way not how it works the way cory was with the devils this weekend is how i was with all the bears draft picks i was like future hall of famer all pro pro bowl so eight time pro bowl

selection i was watching highlights of like a guy from kenesaw state i'm like this guy's gonna be an animal i was just so happy to watch will levis slide so far that was so it made me so happy for a full 24 hours was whose uh whose dad was slapping asses of girlfriends who's that the packers guy classic packers drafting another scumbag scumbag family whatever go pack go yeah big cheese head energy right there oh god i hate that team what's everyone cory is your is your biggest team you follow like the devils like your most diehard if you had to rank them would you say yeah actually fun fact i did just rank them today because somebody was asking me who asked me by the way this is not a setup for me to ask this question no no no it wasn't it was my boss actually we were talking at work just about he

said congrats on the devils and it like segued because he was like whatever based on how you rank these teams is what the bonus you're going to get this year. So be careful. I'm not going to rehash the whole conversation. Tell us everything you got told at work. But I put Devils, Penn State football, Eagles, and like Phillies slash. Phillies then Pirates, but like baseball is baseball yeah what about the uh the river hounds man come on river hounds or river rats there's a difference oh or valley cats i

mean we throw all three in there i feel like that counts are you pretty high cats there it is valley cats new jersey devils there it is zach valley Cats, New Jersey Devils. Zach, Valley Cats are the single A short season minor league baseball team in my hometown. We invested a lot of money in high school. It's the best. Brian, what's yours? I feel like I don't. Is it Penn State football number one? No.

I'm really bad with numbers and names. And since Penn State doesn't have names on jerseys it really hinders my ability to pay attention so oh okay i was like where is this going i thought i thought you were like lists and like ranking them like i just can't rank them because i have problems with numbers and that's actually exactly what i thought he was gonna do too no he's gonna pull an appetizer draft type mentality no i it's just like a legit like one college players you go through so many of them so quick that like you need to learn the names fast but at penn state you don't have names on jersey so i'm just like well i don't know they all look the same i root for the team as a whole

and then i'll pick like one player on offense or defense to root for um when i was in college it was definitely penn state because like you went to every single game but Steelers first then Penn State football then UFC as a whole and then we're just rooting for the entire league the U.S. men's like national team for soccer like I don't it's it's a weird list it falls off after that yeah this is picture Brian like looking at the entire UFC like broadcast ratings and just being like, okay, we moved up this week. Let's go, guys. We got more viewers. More of a fan of the fighters than the organization.

Notorious scumbags of an organization, the UFC. So not great. Really? Yeah. It's not shocking, but I don't know. It'll pay their fighters well. Yeah. So most of the fighters fight for like $15,000.

Do they have... This is going to be an offbeat question, I guess. Do we know what their healthcare is like? Most of the fighters fight for $15,000. This is going to be an offbeat question, I guess. Do we know what their healthcare is like? I feel like it's got to be good. No, that's the thing too. Have you heard those? They're contractors, aren't they, technically? Yeah, they don't act.

I know the WWE is contractors. I don't know if they change it because Vince McMahon's a scumbag. Basically, they have to get their own health insurance. The company that owns the WWE just bought the UFCc yeah so it's the exact same thing i think it's after a certain amount of years though they get health insurance but it's like you have to fight for five years and like win enough to not get cut from the ufc to like get health insurance it's pretty a low bar for an organization so yeah zach what's your list there's so go ahead go ahead cory well i was gonna say you could so you could spin it and just say that they're all actually

just fighting for health care yeah at the bernie sanders nightmare it's at the belt instead of a belt instead of a belt like a card belt has the two first aid like crosses on it can i hsa yep all right zach what's your list uh bears number one for sure super bears super bowl of course um shocked it's not cubs to be honest but no i just think i don't know i think i just grew up playing football so that like the natural attachment to that and then me and my dad go to the different stadium every year so they just rip my heart out um then probably i probably go indiana bass iu basketball then cubs and then you could probably mix like bulls blackhawks and iu football like all into a pot in the bottom fair that's maybe a little higher than blackhawks, but I mean, not. I'm basically like a fair weather basketball and

hockey playoff fan. I'm fully ready to admit it. Even if you're living in Chicago too, it's hard to be a Bulls fan just because everyone is. You need to either be very, very, very into basketball for it to count as being a

fan of them, or everyone's just going to be like, of course you're a fan of the Bulls. Michaelael jordan like yeah yeah i iu football is like my guilty pleasure sport though like i get upset when i watch the bears and uh and iu basketball iu football just like i have no expectations so any win is great and any loss is just like whatever it's just uh it's just i it's basically my troll team because i I just go, you know, I go to every game. I'm like, oh man, IU is going to fucking smoke you. And then we lose by like 45 to like. We know it.

We hate it. Yeah, I know. That's a super. It's like Penn State basketball. Yeah, I guess. For me, I don't give a shit what they do. Cause they've never done anything. But IU football is is comically bad.

I know Penn State basketball has kind of been – I think basketball is easier to be kind of okay. I think Penn State basketball is comically bad until recently. Yeah. Until this year. But when I think of bad basketball teams, I don't immediately think of Penn State necessarily. When you think of bad college football teams,

Indiana is one of the first one or two teams you probably think of. Not really. Just because we always find a way to almost lose to them every single But that's a very specific way to look at it. Yeah. But anyway, but yeah, bears are back.

Go Hoosiers. Go birds. What were you talking about? Hockey trapped. It is Wednesday. I'm going to fuck you, Brian. Yo, how do you get milk out of a crab? Give me milk now, mommy.

Fat matches. Solve world hunger tonight. I get this vagina animal style. Funny as Wonderland. Be the way. I'm sweater. Ow! That came as an orgasm?

Wah, wah, wahoo! That's like an orgy, my guy. What's up, sluts? The Olympics are a fraud. Your word is Reichstrabatism. Ew, you're gross. Anywhere close to my butthole, he is just eating right through. Your bottom's off?

Trying to low-key penetrate you. Hey, boo-boo. I shall not. Yeah, I shall not. He's walking around just shitting himself all the time. He's trying to have sex with a woman. Gun to the penis is what you need, brother. White Jesus.

Kirby's down there just blowing. Kneecaps are not organs. Fucking ratatouille. It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes, episode 105. Zach tried to distract me during the intro with hilarious articles about Francis Ngannou signing a four-year, $6,000 deal with Street Beefs. But I won't let that distract me. This week, it's C-words, E-words.

Last week was Zach's episode. This week, it's going to cory's focus so we talked hockey we're gonna talk more hockey so strap in we're doing a hockey draft just in general we kind of have some categories but like you know deal with it no we have categories brian we have categories we'll see what actually kind of have some categories and we also have a category called miscellaneous and somehow it it's still going to not work. But let's see how it goes. Rooks is out battling the Decepticons.

But he gave us his picks. So we're still going to draft for him. And I'm really hoping you guys pick things that are on his list. Because he said I could call him to get a backup pick. But I'm not going to. And then we're going to draft whatever we want for him. So think like Rooks. Take his picks ahead of him.

But before that, Corey, how was your week? It was good. I had my, I can't remember what I did last week. Tight. All right, Zach, how's your week? Fair enough. No, go ahead. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Parents were in housework. Like I said, Cooper's sick. Sad, go ahead. Parents were in housework. Like I said, Cooper's sick. Sad music, Brian. Play the sad music. When you think of your basement, do you think, is it a safe haven

for you and your family? That's sad. Thank you. It's not happy. They were here uh did housework cooper sick and uh devil's hockey that's literally what i had as my list and uh nothing really eventful so uh yeah oh and my rating is gonna be the uh little devil emoji because easy for obvious reasons of course hell yeah quick all right more time for our hockey draft zach how was your week yeah i'll be quick i'll talk about what i did on saturday we went to uh

joe's on weed street which is to see a cover band um shout out mark uh mark munch aka patrick bale and the pale alice check out his band um we went to joe's on weed street and uh what did you just talk so fast it's incredible it's anytime there's a nickname you just i just like take a breath and rattle off like eight words and i can't process what's said i mean that's not actually his i mean um i mean that's not actually his name well no mark is his name but he's addicted we call him yeah demon mark he actually is in a band called patrick bale and the pale ales they are on Spotify. It's a country band. Well, but his name's Mark.

Yeah, because Mark is not country enough. And so he wanted to go with the name Patrick instead. Mark, otherwise. Is Patrick a country name, though? No, I think it's Southern. Okay, that's a little bit better. And he also wanted an alter ego. It's very funny.

We make fun of him sometimes because he talks with a southern accent when he's performing, like a little twang. Yeah, yeah. He'll be like, howdy, y'all. I'm Patrick, and this is the Pale Ales. He's just the kid who grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. He should have done Rick. Rick could have been a southern name, and that goes off of Patrick.

Yeah, I guess. I think it's the alliteration, too, like Patrick Bale and the Pale Ales and the rhyming. I don't know. I wasn't in the marketing. Rick Bale and the Pale Ale? Ites and the rhyming i don't know i wasn't in the mail in the pale ale it's the bail i was in the marketing meeting get him on the podcast next week we got questions yeah but anyway so we were at joe's on weed street um and saw this cover band they were pretty good uh but the concert ended at midnight and at midnight i was ready to go home i've realized in my old age midnight perfect cut off time for me to kind of turn it in get a little tuckered out and i want to lay my head on my pillow uh my friend mark and we were with his sister and some of her friends my friend mark wanted to stay around to try to meet the guy

who books the shows or whatever and And his sister knew him or whatever. And I was like, yeah, no worries. Meanwhile, I'm having mad heartburn in my stomach. And I have... I've only drunk really vodka. I haven't really eaten anything bad. I think it was just literally the amount of alcohol that was in my stomach.

And so it was midnight. I'm struggling, fighting for my life for about 45 minutes to an hour. I get a second wind and then there's a DJ playing. Everyone's kind of cleared out already in the main concert area, but they're still having basically like a playlist just playing. And Cyndi Lauper, Girls Just Want to Have Fun comes on, and I just turn fully feral.

I drop it low. I just slam like a drink and a half, and I'm like, let's go. Heartburn goes away for a minute. It's like when you're injured and you have a runner's high and the feeling just goes away and you feel great. But let me tell you, as soon as that song was off, Heartburn returned, decided to double down

and eat Taco Bell. Again, we ordered 40 pounds worth of Taco Bell. And put it this way, the next morning, and my emoji is the volcano, because I was running hot the next day. Don't elaborate. It was just a hot Sunday. Did you put a girl who just wanted to have fun

back on in the morning to pump you back up? Not gonna lie, I had to listen to it. I went to the gym yesterday and today. It has been on the playlist to get me inspired. It's a banger of a song. The opening piano, it's like, piano, like the... It's like, I don't know how to do it. You can't do it with my voice,

but it's one of those instantly recognizable songs when the first note comes on. Brian, how was your weekend? Thanks. Drove from Austin to San Diego. Almost ran out of gas in the desert. I'm currently sleeping on an air mattress with a pillow from a couch and a weighted blanket. So great setup for myself. And I had one other thing.

I don't know what it was oh we bought a 65 inch tv with a wall mount for 25 or yeah so how so um so there's a app called offer up it's just like facebook marketplace and i don't know people sell stuff and there's like bougie people in mansions who live up in the glorious land called Encinitas and where people like own horses instead of boats. So like, you know, they really have money. And there's some dude who just like my brother bought like a drink, cool, like fridge off of him, like some bougie one. He looked up the price and like brand new, it's a thousand dollars. And the dude sold it to him for like 40.

And so he sent me the dude's link for like his page and he had a 65 inch TV. And Tommy's like, I'm trying to find another TV to like put on the wall in my room. I was like, do you have $20? He's like, what? I was like, you want to go get this one? He's like, sure. So shout out this guy. I don't know.

He lives behind, his neighborhood is gated and his house is gated as well. So. Double gate. Yeah. He's hiding some things back there. I don't know where it is, but it's not that TV. Hiding that dope ass yard sale is where he's hiding some things back there i don't know where it is but it's not that tv hiding that dope ass yard sale is what he's hiding i don't know you'd call it a yard sale uh because i mean rich people don't have yard sales they have estate sales you gotta

you gotta catch up that's correct which like semantics i'd be down the good time as rooks would say semantics uh my emoji is the like moving truck because of course easy i don't need to think too hard about this thing at all you know um but yeah i got so many things to like do like moving wise that's annoying but like i need to like fast forward three weeks and then i can like stop moving around and what's first on your list of things to get like items to furnish your place other than that i think i'm all right like if i could only get one thing for the next year i think mattress would be number one because the air mattress i'm on is like a twin

and it like slowly deflates overnight too so you can you can get more stuff too so make sure you do that i don't want you to go through the year with only getting one yeah but like box spring no box spring is overrated true square spring is overrated yeah yeah and i literally looked it up like a week or two ago i was like why do we do this and they're like yeah you don't really do it anymore if you buy like a bed frame that actually holds the mattress and isn't like the three metal wires across the bottom that like the 1960s used to use with the little metal things that stick out the front that you would slam your shins on when you're a kid,

they didn't make things like safe back then. It made no sense. I will say the post move first fast food meal you have yeah one of the top five meal of my life like when you're kind of already moved in and you're you got the tv set up but there's still boxes around a couple but you've done most of your unpacking and you just walk outside and you order the closest fast food it could be anything long john silvers rbs whatever it is it's gonna taste 10 times better that is just in general top five feeling i feel like when you move and you don't have everything like put together but

you got it all in and it's obviously the end of the day yeah so you're not gonna unpack or you only like grab like one box and you're unpacking and obviously the tv is the only thing set up too and you just sit on the one chair that you have and watch we did that in the south side apartment we just watched scrubs we put on scrubs the tv was on the floor we had like two we laid on the floor on a bean bag camping chairs and a bean bag yeah it was me you and your dad and it was just like well we're not gonna unpack so we're gonna sit here watch tv call tonight i was gonna say i said i've done the reverse of that where i moved out and we packed everything up the night before and the tv was on the floor and we had a couch still and we ordered mexican food and we were

watching big mouth just just to sang it out now the first week moving in i feel like it's still way more nostalgic moving out it's like sad and like you just want to get it over with well like cory said once all the boxes are inside you're like all right now i don't have to i'm gonna have to rush like i can do this as slow as i want at this point so yeah yeah so that's my week all right zach your one job every week not every week but every draft week is to give us the order. It'll be all four of us. It's Corey's episode. So, Corey, I'll let you pick which spot you want.

And then I'll fill in the spaces if you so choose. Or I don't know what that word was. Please. Some people call them blanks. Go ahead, Corey. Call them what? Blanks. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. I'll go third i want to go feel like i've had success going third historically in drafts here um strategy not based on any analytics uh based on your gut probably my memory which is wrong but i like i'm gonna go third okay i will go. We'll give Rooks the top spot just so he'll at least get one pick. Okay. That's right.

And then I like it. Brian will go second. I'll go fourth. You don't want me on the turn. I do so well on the turn because I panic because I always forget. I have another pick and then I pick. Oh, that's right. I have another really bad. Let's remind people of the categories that Brian will probably not follow.

They are potent portables, hockey experience, a hockey sweater, which is a Jersey, a hockey movie, hockey lingo, and miscellaneous or miscellaneous. If you want to pronounce Mrs.

Calanius, she's married now yeah well to mr calenius it could have yeah could have there's also a ms calenius not to don't confuse that's for your sisters there's more than one ms calenius and the calenius clan yeah big family actually yeah brian can you uh this is the hockey draft can you this is a hockey draft can you cue the hockey song it's the good old hockey game it's the best game you can play yeah yeah I'll type that in and find out what happens

good old hockey game it's the good old hockey game it's the good old hockey game oh it is a song yeah it's a it's a heater I thought you were making up words. This could be co-song of the day.

I can tell you when we take it. Hello out there. We're on the air. It's hockey night tonight. Tension grows. The whistle blows and the puck goes down the ice. The goalie jumps and the players bump on the... Did Patrick and the Panthers play this?

No. Someone roars, Bobby scores at the good old hockey game. Oh, the good old hockey game is the best game you can name. And the best game you can name is the good old hockey game. Second period, where players dance with skates of flash the home team trails behind but they grab the we're not we're not going through you don't want to get to the third period we're not going through every chorus i'm sorry oh no i i will say it is the best when because like i feel like hockey is one of those sports where like people go to their

first hockey game a lot if that makes any sense like i feel like i've been with no no i mean like there's it doesn't have much of a following so it's like a thing to do that a lot of people go and they don't go to hockey games often is kind of what i mean so like the amount of times i've been to a game with somebody and it's like their first ever game that and that song comes on because it almost does every single time they're the look on their face is just like what the fuck is going on it's the best i've only been to a lot of hockey games i've never heard that song when does it come on it's like they it's like a kind of seventh inning stretch ish but some teams don't do it correct well like it's not every team

i'm gonna i don't think the first pick of the draft i'm gonna make rooks pick this song that he probably doesn't know either there it is there's the broken rule so you're just gonna change all of rookooks' picks. I mean, I really wanted to. That's why I'm saying if we pick something he has on his list. But no, I think there's one that obviously will get picked quickly. And I'm not going to pick it. I'm going to pick the second one because his explanation for it wasn't good.

He's going to pick a movie. He's going Mighty Ducks 3 because it's the best of the series so far. Dean far dean portman the bash brother shows up in the middle of the big game at the end with a scholarship to the school where they go to and no one has any questions about it then charlie conway also gets super pissed at his coach they doesn't think he's a good coach because his coach is telling him to play offense and defense at the same time which you just do like every player does that so yeah that was rick's explanation uh d3 off the board all the other d's though do we know what what is that wasn't the national one that was just like two prep schools wasn't it it wasn't two when they did like the world cup and they faced like jamaica or something or something or Iceland. What an awful series when you look at impact.

It's like local community team beats another local community team. Great. Two Chicago suburb teams beat each other. Cool. Then they go to Worlds in D2 where they're playing other countries, fucking Iceland, and they beat them. No, fucking Iceland, and they beat them. No, Trinidad and Tobago, too. It wasn't Jamaica. It was Trinidad and Tobago.

No. Yeah. They beat Iceland. Are you saying that was another country? Yeah, that's a country. The cover is the Mighty Ducks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that the one with them blowing bubbles? Yeah. No, okay. Yeah. Oh, it is, yeah.

It's so fucking random and then they go after winning juniors or winning worlds they go to they go to high school yeah they play another high school team like so dumb uh whatever that's why uh rooks picks bat so yeah oh I'm up. Oh, crap. You shouldn't put me next to Rooks because then I'll do this stupid thing. Something that I don't think is going to get picked is a lot of my things. So I'm going to pick one that might get picked. I'm going my sweater first. The best one.

I know what it is. Can I guess what you're going to say? Can I guess what you're going to say? Give me the whole spiel. You know what it is. It's the Vancouver V black jersey with the red and yellow on it is it not orange but but yes yeah so it's just a full black jersey with a v that goes from like their neck down to their crotch with no other elaboration to it and it's disgusting looking but they always put it in every nhl game

and it's the easiest pick on like if you want a random jersey to wear go with it so oh geez this is bad it's so bad it's so good it's so good oh i agree come on that's why i picked it like i yeah i actually do think it kind of looks good because of how bad it is. The main version of that Canucks jersey is, not to give away picks, but it's sick with the circle and the lines going through that says Canucks. Yeah. Yeah. I love how the Canucks just went from black, red, and yellow to blue.

Yeah. Dude, I feel like that's happened multiple times where teams just are like, yeah, fuck those colors. And they completely change. Like Mighty Ducks and Ducks. Yeah. Like, I don't know. It's hilarious.

All right, Vancouver Orange V off the board. Corey, you're up. I put that on my list just because it dawned on me that you always pick them, and I don't even know why I put it on the list because I knew you would take it. Exactly.

Anyway. It's a great pick i should i start the clock no we can double up we can do both at the same time no i'm gonna go i'm gonna go with a burning flame sounds like something you'd hear in your nightmare i'm gonna go with uh lingo and i'm gonna go chirping yeah um it's now translated to just everyday vernacular and other sports as well like people people, I don't, maybe it's a me thing. Cause I feel like you guys hang out with me and other hockey players like Tommy and shit. So, but I'm pretty sure everybody else says it now too, and other sports and it's just great.

It's actually easier than saying smack talk and talking crap and whatever you want to say. Like it's actually just better. Yeah. There's, there wasn't a good term for that before. Cause there's either like the really two year old third grade version of it, or like you have to curse where it's like, maybe I don't want to say this to my father. Every time someone's talking trash to somebody on the field. It's great. It's,

it's actually like a really good one. There are a lot of dumb ones. Uh, and I'm sure we'll go through those, but it's actually good. and i like it perusing my my big board uh i like that one the best because i i do want to i want zach to to get his movie i really i was gonna leave it for you but i'll take it if you want to no i want i want you to get it uh we're going hockey we're going coon and yeah it's just yeah go you want to quote the

movie right now you want to start from the beginning we'll just run through all hour and 45 minutes of it or whatever it's just so fucking funny honestly like one of the most quotable movies it is it is very good it's it's like i think it was only netflix release or something like that i don't think i remember coming out in theaters um i don't remember if you told me to watch it no i think i just watched it randomly i don't know i forget what it was because i think i remember watching it on like a a trip down to a church work camp event and i downloaded the movie onto my phone that's a that is a wild movie oh it was just by myself i'm like in my phone i'm in like the back of the van watching

i'm like dying laughing i'm picturing a big yankee trails bus it's actually like okay i'm like in my phone i'm in like the back of the van watching i'm like dying laughing i'm picturing a big yankee trails bus it's actually like okay i'm popping this dvd in guys do you have any percocets um no it's just so good do you have any fucking percocets not only is it funny it's i think objectively like a decent movie too like it has a good like b plot like a little rom-com thrown in there he's like trying to overcome different things um i i love that that's a movie i could re-watch if and it's a shame it's not on tv more um but if i see it on netflix or whatever i'll just pop it on and i'll just laugh hysterically 100 watching it tonight to fall asleep to because it's been a very long time. You also just like, you totally forgot about the like Crab Rangoon connection too. I thought purely because you call Rangoons goons constantly.

We got to watch Goon while eating some goons. Double Goon. Throw it up on a Tuesday afternoon. Throw that on the B word agenda for Chicago. Yeah. Some goons with goons. Eating goons, watching goons with the goons. With the goons. Goon squad.

I'm going to get Corey a Halifax Highlanders Doug Glatz 69 jersey so he has to wear it all weekend. You got it. It would be sick. You got to get the fucking Highlander like little stuffed guy that oh yeah that the girl gets that he gets the girl we should uh we hit next we should have actually started this episode it should be welcome to hot ice you're blowing hot ice um all right so uh goon was my movie um i i'll save my sweater i have a lot i'm gonna just say

my sweater because i want you guys to narrow it down for me because there's just so many i think hockey by the way the best like jerseys uniform like in general for pro also the most wearable also the most wearable to post college i feel like like really hard to wear a basketball baseball or football jersey out anywhere like a sweater you could i could wear to a game but i feel like like really hard to wear a basketball baseball or football jersey out anywhere like a sweater you could i could wear to a game but i feel like i could put it on in the winter and not look like a total you know frat guy that's fair yeah a good move is just in the winter jersey over a sweater as an extra layer it's warm looks clean very warm um for my lingo i am i'm gonna go lingo next I'm going to go with wheel snipe selly.

Shout out Letterkenny. The greatest, a great TV show. But it incorporates all three things. I was going to say, you just chose three different words. You're breaking the rules. Wheel snipe selly. No, wheel snipe selly. Okay.

Because you need to be fast, have the shot, and then a six Sully at the end, bro. I'm just saying. You're breaking the rules. I'm just going to call you out because you would have called me out too. Okay. All right. Actually, for lingo, I'm going to draft Chinese appetizers.

The old Chinese appetizer slap shot. It's the best play in the book. Trinidad and Tobago appetizers. Yeah, there you go. There you go. So I'm going with Wheel Sides Sally. All right. Off the board.

Love it. Corey, you're back up. You have your lingo, so you've got a lot left. I'm going to go sweater as well. I'm going the California Golden Seals jersey. I don't know if you guys have seen them. They're old school um i think they're dallas's jerseys but the cool thing is or no they might be the sharks i forget it was

like while they were in california they moved up to the shark they're sick they're so fucking nasty and the like adidas jerseys this year you know how they drop like a new one per team i think it was the sharks that got that jersey this year like they brought it back this year which is sick i hate so much no they're so good why this font looks like a toddler drew it like it looks exactly i think these might have thought this is right because it alley because it's like, no, see, this is a problem I have with Jersey redesigns in general. Like, I don't know if you saw the Arizona Cardinals, New Jersey's Rooks is not on here.

It looks like a, it looks like a high school team. They just really wrote Cardinals on the chest. There's no like, that's what this is. Originality to it. No, it's not.

It's a fucking seal, bro. So the ones I'm looking cool color, it's not like obnoxious it's obnoxious the s on the end of seals is like angled way further away from the words for some reason it makes no sense character it has character that's like my thing is like it's all just like times new roman ass font in these jerseys now i it needs to be uglier for me to like it. I love the debate, and that's why it's being drafted,

because it's polarizing. I can't look at these letters. None of them match up at all. All of them are spaced differently and are slightly larger or smaller than the other ones. And it's all at an angle. Such a good jersey. Such a good jersey.

That's a nightmare great pick you could you could have waited a long time to draft that oh oh i know i i have other things that i like just haven't decided what i want in those categories so i knew i wanted this one so i went with it you're the worst all right uh i'm gonna go with lingo i'm gonna go with chiclets because one uh that podcast so it's like the words there constantly it's like a thing uh two the fact that you had to name teeth something else because they fall out so much during your sport says so much that like did you have a term for it it's just that's a i feel like teeth falling out is way worse than like breaking a bone like by a magnitude or two i would rather break my arm

than have a then lose a tooth um i don't know which i'd rather have no i think i think i'd rather just lose a tooth the The recovery is way easier. No. You can't lift that. You get atrophied. You can't chew. You get atrophied. All right, Rooks is back up.

No, I don't. It's just, I feel like I would hurt more. I know that makes no sense. Yeah. Actually, along this line line one of the most hilarious things is when you see like a hockey player and it's like he looks normal and this is like uh miles one on the devils shout out you're the worst um but like anyone who sees him when he has his like prosthetics in and stuff and like every every girl is like an objectively

very handsome man they're all they're always like oh who's that guy and then i'm like oh here's this his actual like headshot and in his headshot he's missing his like three or four front teeth so he just has like a gap it's hilarious it's the best see i don't want that to happen to me like they come out so often that you just don't get your teeth replaced because you're like well they're gonna keep falling out it's a mess well like at the end of your career they get them replaced but like they're not gonna get a long way right later so as forearm technology so i could just put a metal bar into my like a radius and all and that thing's gonna be what's that face for, Corey? What about foreskin technology?

So, speaking of that, I do have a question about... Rooks, what's your pick? Rooks, what's your pick? So, Rooks has his movie already. Let's see if you guys drafted any of the things he already wanted. I think his sweater,

since there's been a lot of sweaters picked, I'm going to wait on. on his experience is gonna be picked so i'm gonna pick it for him uh his experience is just players being able to fight because obviously if that gets picked yeah before his turn he wants to pick players murdering other teams players if they touch the goalie uh i think that falls in the same category but you know i mean like fighting is like also great i was gonna pick this too but like it makes no sense with the sport it feels like you just added it on it'd be like if people like if you're bowling but they all also had like a glock on the side of their hip at all times and like they could use it if they wanted to it's just like that's an extreme extreme case i don't know

why you need to do this but like i'm gonna watch now because of it like if you gave a sword to volleyball players like you just throw extra little bits of violence into a regular sport and it makes it a lot more entertaining so i think the only reason it stayed is because or why it's still allowed um it's because it's they're already on like an uneven surface so i mean there are fights where you get like punched and like you knock out the other guy right but the fact that they have to like stable themselves like if you did this on basketball if basketball was even and you just had guys firmly planted on the ground and just started throwing haymakers you could one of them would kill somebody hockey players like they're

already at a disadvantage because they're trying to balance while trying to throw punches and then they get turtled and then then there's nowhere to hit so then they fall down so still that is i love it a great point cory do like people ever actually get knocked out i feel like they don't uh not often but it happens yeah like there's i don't know how many fights there are a year i see there's like a fight every other game like there's no way yeah yeah i like your point zach but like the fights the fights to i don't know like the it's definitely lessened and also like i feel like half the time you're just fucking up your own knuckles because they still have helmets on like back in the day when they were like would take their helmet off and shit and like prep more for the fight like yeah but now it's like you're still wearing a

helmet and getting like punches the noggin which is probably not even hurting you but great pick fucking love that pick i also just love the non-pick of the goalie touching the goalie and just brawling because like on site man it's just it's just like i love the little fucking rules like respect rules that are like built into the game because it's like you like you you do have that like that green light if somebody does that like even the refs are like, what the fuck are you doing, man? Like, why do that as you're getting your head beat in? Yeah, it's like they'll look at you and be like, you're the fucking idiot, not the guy with his fist in your mouth.

Like, it's great. I like the hockey ones. They're like baseball. If you like walk over the mound, people get mad. It's like, I don't care. Yeah. Some of them are dumb. Yeah, it's a mound. It's dirt i don't who care like yeah some of them are dumb yeah it's a mound it's dirt yeah at least like the hockey one it's like you're protecting somebody

who could get injured easier anyway all right we'll do this quick uh rooks's lingo he's gonna go bar down great great word you can do it on a lot of things you can say it for other random things for some reason and uh you can yell it really easily and it's always uh it's really good go a little bit high pitched every time just any any hockey term if you scream it a little bit high pitched it's perfect so shout out hanky what are you talking about that's not what i'm talking about all right bar down off the board i'm back up i got my lingo i got a sweater um so my experience i'm gonna pick uh slashing someone with a skate because like we're talking about earlier there's just like weapons with you at

all times like and it should happen more like you should be more friends yeah like at least two like i want to see people shake off their gloves for a fight and then just like one of the dudes just start untying his laces just to like but still like doing the like back and forth like trying to get ready and just see how far down his skating that would be yeah like oh or i would skate straight to the bench i'd be like all right you want this one you your blades on your skates can come off right like not It's hard to do it, but it happens, right? Yeah. They are actually also making detachable ones because it's happened enough where instead of getting a screwdriver out, you can pop it off in a certain way.

So it's getting easier to do. So yeah, that's going to be my move. I'm going to go be a goon in the NHL and just get the detachable skates. And as soon as somebody threatens my goalie, I'm just going to like hook my heels together. Both skates are going to pop off, fly into the air, into my hands. I'm going to like Arya Stark, Night King the person. Just like. I love it. Love that.

Yeah, that's my experience. Physical violence is something you see in hockey all the time. Almost every day. Yeah, it's nice nice i've learned a lot from it um my i'm up right you are up yeah i think so all right i'm gonna go experience and i'm gonna do uh i'm gonna say the mites mites skating in between periods with the peanuts music on it's it's awesome it's hilarious uh i actually wrote it down as an experience that like i wrote it in i've done that like i've been the player and like as a kid it's

so cool like i was on just a minor league hockey team's rink in between periods and i was like i'm a fucking pro i was like trying to do everything i could i was like there's scouts here like if they see me like i could actually go to the NHL. This is a one way ticket. Like it'll be like a air bud, except instead of me being a dog, I'm just like an eight year old child. And then I'll make it to the NHL. And like every kid thinks that like when you see them out there stumbling, tripping over

nothing and going one mile an hour in their head they are flying and then in the background it's just the peanuts music like it's all just it's all a mockery except they think it's the best it's incredible i wish i mean they do that sort of on some other sports but it's not nearly as good yeah yeah like you can't have little kids like play tackle football well like the goal happy about it isn't the goal just like eight times the goalie for those like little guys also hilarious just to watch that like the goalies don't stop anything they're just in the net and if the guys like happen to the shoot the puck anywhere near the net like they might put a stick on it like that's about it but also the kids can't shoot yeah get out of his crease that's true that's true all all

like goalies when they start look like the saddest individuals like their pads are too big they are still too little for the net and they always have their arms slumped down like they can't pick them up because the pads are too heavy so they're just like sitting there always have their arms slumped down like they can't pick them up because the pads are too heavy so they're just like sitting there like with their arms down the whole entire game it's really funny pay attention next time you see uh a little kid's uh hockey yeah i know you're always going to say yeah yeah i'll start staring at little kids more all right zach you're up you got two in a row i got two in a row uh my experience is going to be singing along with the goal song uh something i love about hockey is that they just get licensed music for their goal songs.

I don't get along. Love singing a little Bear Down, Chicago Bears, Corey, probably Fly Eagles Fly. Great. But sometimes you want to just hear a popular song that you can then associate with your team. And then that pisses off the other team. Anybody who hears Chelsea Dagger, that's not a Blackhawks fan, just hates its guts. I'm actually starting to dagger like that's not a blackhawks fan just hates his guts because i'm actually starting to to not like that song i think we need to retire it and get a new goal song new era song um but that's what happens when your teams suck because the devils replace their goal song when they started losing every year i think we need a new one um but anyway i just

love the idea of of goal plays song hits and then opposing fans get mad when they hear said song because it reminds them of sad times that is better than just like random music great pick or like penn state football they'll pick some random song that changes every year and it's like well yeah because you're never gonna hear bear down chicago bears in like green bay wisconsin like that's never coming on like the top 40 hits but you might hear chelsea dagger come on like the rock station and then everyone's like no like turn this off um just my go ahead brian i would say it just makes everyone's life miserable when the game is over too so if you're a rangers fan yeah go ahead and you hear the devil's theme song what is it yeah i was gonna say what is it cory i

i don't even know the name because they changed it like we'll just say last year do you know how it goes no i'm drawing a blank don't worry they didn't score much the devil in disguise no they used if you want to wait. What was their old one? This might just be the horn, not the song. Their old one was so much better than what it is now. It's definitely just the gold horn. You suck. You suck. you suck you suck I don't even know that this is an actual song

what are they saying? this is just like you suck to the goalie it sounds like Gaslight Anthem it might be they're just saying

you suck to the goalie which is my favorite part of the song also they used to say that their old song that i also still can't remember uh moved out and away from new jersey so uh don't don't really get the energy that i do when i'm sitting on the couch uh watching it with the anyway looks like it's rock and Roll Part 2 is played. Yeah, like it's just like generic. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's a Gary Glitter song.

Gary Glitter. Got a lot of backlash when it first came out. I'll tell you that much. Gary Glitter, bad guy. Don't look up Gary Glitter. Um, anyway, uh, my next pick, I'm gonna go with Jersey, and I'm sending it to the group right now.

Arguably terrible team when they wore this jersey. Fantastic jersey, though. Give me the Gordon's Fisherman from the Islanders. It's a fucking sick jersey. It's a jersey that's so bad, it's good. I dig this one. It's made a full circle, in my opinion. It has.

It's a very regular jersey, though. It's just like, oh, there's some stripes, and there's a logo in the middle. There's a fisherman on it, Brian. What do you mean it's a very regular jersey though like it's just like oh there's some stripes and there's a logo in the middle there's a fisherman on it brian what do you mean it's a normal jersey there's a there's a guy did you not see the seals where they had five different people draw a letter and then tried to push them together the layout of the jersey is normal i get what you're saying yeah yeah yeah but the like it was ridiculous though people fucking hated that jersey when it came out i know that's what i mean it's like it's made like a full like if i was a new york islanders fan like that'd be the only type of islanders merch i'd buy be like does it

have the fisherman on it i'm buying it yeah gary glitter's a bad guy very bad i'm distracted he's been i won't say for what but it's like just bad things, three different times. And all like the same category of bad thing. So he did not learn his lesson. Not, yeah, let's, bad guy, bad guy, bad guy, bad guy. All right, is Corey, you up? Corey, your turn. Yeah, I'm going to go, I'm going gonna go miscellaneous and i'm gonna this is like

i don't know miss uh mrs scalenius um and uh it's like i don't know if i've phrased this weirdly now that i'm reading it but uh answering people going to an nhl game if they should bundle up uh because every time i go to a game it's again when i'm going it's usually because i'm like hey do you want to go to a hockey game and so and so hasn't been to a game in years or it's their first game and they always go it's an ice rink right like should i wear like a winter jacket and i'm like it's a it's a professional ice rink so like wear a sweatshirt maybe but like you'll be fine um and it's at least once a year because i go to a couple games a year and i'm at least going with somebody who's never been to a game like pretty much all

of claire's siblings every time i've gone to a game that's such a specific thing to choose i love it it's just something near and dear to my heart uh and again every year cory just wants to be toasty i get it all right i have my experience i have a sweater and i have my lingo uh i'm gonna save my movie for last but for my miscellaneous i'm gonna pick a movie so i'm picking happy gilmore because it's not a golf movie it is a hockey movie and i did have it down. I did have it down. I had it down. I had it down. Question mark, though, around it.

I thought it might get backlash. Purely a hockey movie. The plot of the movie is he wants to play hockey. How he gets there, he plays golf. But the point of the movie is hockey. So through and through, hockey movie. As if Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Yeah, I was going to say was like without hockey he doesn't play

golf exactly i think there should be happy gilmore too and he actually gets to play hockey afterwards that'd be sick like i don't care that adam sandler movies now like are objectively really bad bring them back for happy gilmore too before this guy kicks the bucket. We need a continuation of this story. It's got to happen. Bring back Bob Barker from his grave to fight him one more time. He could be the goon on the other team and they have another fight. It writes itself. If he was still alive, it writes itself, I think.

I think it writes itself better if he's dead. Because then he could be like, he puts them in the grave or he'd be like Bob Barker. I thought you're dead. And then he says some witty line and then he actually kills him. Come on. With his skates that detach. Oh yeah.

I mean, he tried, that was why he got kicked out of the one league is he'd tried to hit him with a skate. So full circle, baby. So happy Gilmore off the board. I apologize for stealing your best

pick. Rooks is up. He's got two left and he's going back to back. You guys didn't pick anything he did and I'm really sad about that. The last two he's got for sweater, he's doing the Statue of Liberty Rangers jersey and then

honorable mention of the black, blue, and gold Caps Eagles jersey. I thought he was going to do the Eagles Caps one. I thought he was going to do the Screaming Eagles too. The Caps one is way better. I think the colors of it are weird. I mean, that's what the statue though. No. The Statue of Liberty one though is solid.

Do you not like it? That one? No. Why? The Rangers regular jersey. All original six teams have, like, six jerseys that you don't really need alternates for. I don't like the Rangers jerseys. I like the, out of all the Rangers jerseys, I like the ones with the lettering, like, going down.

Yeah, I agree. At an angle. I think that's their best. Also, like, I feel like they only wore the Statue of Liberty jerseys one season. I feel like I haven't seen them in forever. Also, super biased. I don't think that they're bad. I just like the Screaming Eagle better.

This just looks like knockoff. This is the equivalent style of the Fisherman one I picked, but the Fisherman, this is not ridiculous enough to make it like memorable like the fisherman is so ridiculous that you're like all right this is so bad but now it's kind of funny and ironic that i wear it like this is just like the statue like it's just the fucking statue of liberty like a bad picture of it too like yeah not doing any favors in this logo i feel like they looked better in the video game than the photos on google right now do they have a second version of this cory uh so i'm gonna be honest it's not what i remember that's what i'm thinking yeah so now i'm confused i'm like

wondering if there is a different one that i was thinking and maybe there's a different one maybe i'm just really stupid too noooks is thinking of too. No, no. I've got to imagine this is the one. Because didn't Denise like send it recently in the room? Because wasn't there one. In the group chat. When I'm like, and maybe it's just like a Mandela effect.

But wasn't there one with like a full statue of. Yes. That's what I'm thinking of. Not just the head. This. Did we just discover it? Uh oh. I think we just imagined this.

Mandela effect? We changed the universe but like how did all three of us do it oh no we split the timeline used I like I'm rattled there's images of the Statue of Liberty in

Vegas with a jersey on it is that what we're thinking of with a Vegas with a jersey on it. Is that what we're thinking of? With a Vegas jersey on it? Or a Rangers jersey on it? I don't like that. We all forgot the same thing. That's so confusing to me.

Rooks is going to be mad next week. Wow. All right. Rooks' last pick. His miscellaneous pick. He's picking Jaromir Jger he's uh drafting a human uh we've talked about this in the past you can't pick people uh he drafted uh chinese children at one point shout out the chinese appetizer draft controversial pick um but he's drafting yarmir yogger he also sent me some stats so he's a fourth all-time in goals second all-time in goals, second all-time in points,

and first all-time in sex had by a hockey player. So, you know, hat trick of stats right there. And kind of a legend. He's like 56 and still playing. He owns the team and plays for the team. That's pretty sick. It's great. No one does that.

So, honestly, I waited for that one. It's a great pick. I didn't think anyone was going to pick it. But, like, I know he would have been pissed of any pick if, I waited for that one. It's a great pick. I didn't think anyone was going to pick it, but I know he would have been pissed of any pick if he didn't get that one. He also drafts him in every single fantasy draft we've ever done, no matter how old that guy is. Death taxes in your army, Jogger.

All right, my last pick, number five, is going to be a movie. Have you guys seen the movie mvp the champ stands for most valuable primate uh it's it's by the airbug creators it's a hockey it's a chip that ends up playing hockey and like i was reading the the description of it one i haven't seen it so like i don't know if that's breaking the rules but like come on that has to be the best hockey movie the rules i was like they were trying to they sold the monkey at some point because of some like failed experiment it's like none of this seems okay and then like someone has a divorce in the movie as well it

it gets too deep for being a movie about a chimp playing hockey do you guys also want to know about the sequel i already i saw it but oh cory just tell me about it yeah i don't know so it's mvp2 uh but the the letters are a little different so you want to take another guess at what mvp stands for this time uh man which viable penis gross was i close uh most vertical primate it's a skateboarding movie absolutely insane there was an era in like the 90s where they for some reason thought that they could get away with animals doing human things in every movie and we should go back to that now that cgi is good again we should go back to it was the that CGI is good again, we should go back to it. Was the first one Air Bud and they saw like, wow, this is really successful. And then they all just tried to do it.

Or do we like, is there something that like was before Air Bud? Was Air Bud the first? I wouldn't be able to. Should we ask chat GPT? I don't know. I think there's like 50,000 Air Buds now. Animal playing sport. I think Air Bud earbuds probably the first.

Wasn't there a movie with like. There's a movie with like a horse that used to talk. And that was probably like the first thing. You know? I don't know what that one is. I think that's another weird like Mandela thing. No. Okay.

Hold on. You guys be up for time. We're going to find this talking horse movie. No, we got to go. for time we're gonna find this talking horse movie no we gotta go we gotta go oh talking horse movie i'll just it auto filled in the 80s uh this is definitely not right an insecure stockbroker teams up with don the talking horse a chatty four-legged financial advisor so professional way you do that's made up he was in a profession yeah he's professional

just at money I think we need to watch this for next week give us give a review Corey watch that instead of the devil's game

on Wednesday date night date night that'll be the first thing I do that'll be the first thing I do it lost 3 million dollars bad financial advisor how how did it even cost three million dollars man come on train a horse to talk

you know how long that takes you want a quick uh synopsis of the plot no i need to draft it we need to get home simpleton bachelor fred cheney inherits a buck-toothed horse named don and one half of a stock brokerage firm from his dead mother he discovers don is a talking horse who can also speak the language of several other animals that belong to his deceased father his stepfather offers to buy out his share of the business but he refuses see we were so close before going off the rails we were so close it was like two more picks and we couldn't do it don the horse overhears a stock tip and calls cheney presumably using his teeth

cory draft my movie is miracle on ice and then zach you go wait despite informing don that it sucks being in his new form zach you're up you're up please go would you please go hold on hold on i got one sentence okay all right i'm up next i'm up next while having second thoughts the night before the race don is visited by his father who has been reincarnated as a horsefly. All right. That wasn't worth it. That wasn't worth it.

All right, Corey, you're up to the miracle. That didn't pique your interest? Yeah. Yes. Okay, cool. My miscellaneous last is the fact that, I think we talked about this before, I hate the stars of the game and how they award them.

If you get three stars of the game, you should be the best player. More stars equals more better. If you're the one star of the game, you're the worst person. That's it's the mario party effect it makes no sense it's whose line is it anyways the points don't they don't matter it's made up drew carries in the corner just throwing out numbers for some reason i know the argument oh no it's third star of the game it's like no every image you look if you look at espn they have one star two star three star like three physical stars.

More stars, more better. I'm not going to lie. That fucked me up today because, again, rambling through things last night, I looked this morning to see who was first, second, and third, and I was very confused because that's not the order I put them in. Had it backwards. Honorable mentions. Fire him off.

Mighty Ducks sweater. Easy. Correct. Yep. him off um uh mighty duck sweater easy correct yep also the calgary flames all red sweater and then the st louis blues like their heritage like royal blue not their current darker blue but like their royal blue oh yeah that one was sick um i got a i got a shooting the puck during intermission on center ice call level anyone could shoot the puck tight buttholes during playoff hockey experience love some tight buttholes tight buttholes uh getting backest oh as a lingo just for the or after jonathan tase hit him we hit him with the wakey wakey back is which was very disrespectful but i loved every second of it fucking hilarious also lingo lettuce and sin bin because come on

i had sin bin uh sieve dangle uh buddy pass and where grandma hides the cookies i like top cheddar top cheese or russian gas too is another good one i like oh russian gas how did you not pick where grandma hides the cookies maybe it's not a word but it's lingo i i thought part of me was like it has to be from hockey but didn't know 100 and then i thought it was like kind of a dumb obvious one because i feel like it was like a standard like you know how the announcers in nhl 2008 had the same like five sayings i thought it was like one of those that you guys would roll your eyes because it's like oh here we fucking go gotta hear that isn't isn't there a uh one for um when like the gatorade explodes too and if it goes like a goal hits

the top like i feel like there should be one for that oh pop in bottles pop in the bottle is that what it's called yeah bottle like gatorade shower b would be or it would be or are you thinking of golden shower all right play the music Brian no no no miscellaneous uh beer league one beer league 1am games when you're washed up oh because ice time is limited it's like you can't just play pickup uh and then the only sport I think that you can change on the fly so there's no stoppages of time. Technically, like a game could go. Zero commercials. A period could go fully with zero stoppages. We love that. So.

We love that. Hypothetically, could be the fastest. Whoa, whoa, two stoppages. Team sport. There's periods still. Yeah, team sport. Team sport.

Stinky hockey. Also, shout out, it's called the period. Yeah, shout out periods. Instead of intermission. Yeah, shout out periods. More awareness. We're happy when people aren't pregnant, right?

Is that what we're going for? Mm yeah yeah for me specifically unless you want to get pregnant yes even even then we got enough people you know all right so i got one uh uh uh you know one of those things uh you remember that guy that like never watched hockey before and then like had his whole like transformation watch his first game on twitter and it was trending like every single tweet he got oh tony x yeah tony x that guy i want to shout out him just as in general does he still watch hockey i'm gonna see if i can find him yeah he does he like actually has a very large following. I don't follow him, but he always comes up on my feed because it's the suggested.

He's a Blues fan now, right? And his Twitter bio is an NHL Hall of Famer. Yeah. He also just watches every NHL game now and actually tweets about it like he was last night. It's hilarious. Great guy. All right. New outro music. He also just watches every NHL game now and actually tweets about it like he was last night. It's hilarious. Great guy. All right.

New outro music. Fuck yeah. Can this be a thing? See you next week. I come home in the morning like my mother says When you gonna live your life out? Oh, mama, see, we're not the fortunate ones And girls, they wanna have fun Oh, girls just wanna have fun.