It’s Wednesday My Dudes - 107: Fast Ten Your Seatbelts

Episode Date: May 24, 2023

Hit the nos button boyos, we drafting fast and furious this week. Bryan also starts us off with a food business idea that of course Ruxx finds horrible.Rate us 5 stars on Spotify! and leave a review and rate on Apple Podcasts!Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. Why is there not drive-thru pizza? Have we talked? I feel like we talked about this. You want. Have we? Or was it pasta? No, it wasn't pasta.

You said like Italian food place or something. I don't want to do drive-thru pasta. Drive-thru pizza, though. Like, yeah, I just feel like you don't want to get out of your car, which I'm not against. I'm for it. I just feel like it'd be a little like depending on the Zod be a little messy right Like how

With a burger you can hold it in the wrapper Like A pizza box That's a two hand operation You can't have what are you holding the pizza Box with your hand other hand on the wheel And then you're just chewing out of the box Put the box in the seat next to you And just you box with your hand other hand on the wheel and then you're just chewing out of the box?

Put the box in the seat next to you and just you hold a slice of one hand and turn the seat. OK, that still doesn't fix the fact that it's going to be messy. That's the issue that I'm I'm seeing with this. What's messy about what's messy about fucking sauce and melted cheese on a piece of bread that is sometimes flimsy. It gets messy. The sauce isn't still running. Fold it. Yeah, fold it how are you eating pizza have you ever eaten you i've always i always fold my pizza you've never not once in your life bit into a folded pizza and had some of the sauce fall out of the fold not sure sure once but like it's not an every pizza occurrence i'm just i'm just saying i don't i don't think it's going to be very practical

speaking as somebody who eats burgers and tacos they're less messy than that i feel like yeah but they those can we can we listen to what i'm saying here when you first when you first have them they're in a pad they're in a wrapping you can hold them in a wrapping. There's no wrapping for a pizza. I feel like the wrapping makes it harder anyway, too. Oh, my God. I'm just not going to repeat myself. I don't feel like it. Go ahead. You don't have to repeat yourself.

I hear what you're saying. I just disagree. You're just wrong. Starting hot today. I'd rather eat pizza. So, all right. Rooks hates every food take I ever have. Zach, you in for drive-thru pizza or no?

Oh, why don't we just do delivery pizza? Or DiGiorno? Because I want to do drive-thru. If you're, like, driving home from something and you're like, man, I want some pizza, I'm just going to pick it up instead of, like, paying extra for it to be delivered. You could just do Blaze is so close. They've got the Subway bottle. They get to stand in line and tell them what you want. That's basically Little Caesars.

Unless if you're willing to do a hot and ready, what are you going to wait in 20 minutes in line for a Domino's? No, drive-thru. There's like two, three options and it's like, these are the only things we have because we want the line to move. So you you want shitty under a pizza is what you want.

Yeah. No, I want you with that. Keep. You got to go. I want to figure out a quick way to make pizza. Drive through pizza. Just keep like one pot. Just, you know, it's a conveyor belt.

Just slow it down slightly once you like don't have cars there and speed it up when there are cars there. What if you want different toppings? Will you predict the toppings that people want on it? This is a fucking terrible idea. Yeah, of course. Brian's has some doozies. This is an F- tier idea.

Hell tier idea. I always respect you fighting to the death on these things but like this is just not a good idea there's not many options at a pizza place 90 of the things you're gonna get is cheese or a pepperoni pizza and if you went to a pizza place and that was the only thing they had you wouldn't be that sad you'd be like okay well i don't know pick one and go it's the point it's supposed to be quick literally little caesars does this like they just don't know. Pick one and go. That's the point. It's supposed to be quick. Literally, Little Caesars does this. Like, they just don't have a drive-thru.

You walk in, you say, I'd like a hot and ready. So they don't have a drive-thru. But I'm saying, like, you can't, you literally have three options to pick from. It's like, do you want cheese, sausage, or pepperoni? I couldn't expand those options. Yeah, that's fine. So you're just saying, you're just saying, demo, stick dynamite, and just blow open a window of Little Caesars? Exactly.

All right. So we can tag Little Caesars. And cut it down to two possible options at all times. And that's it. Cheese or just no cheese, just sauce and bread. I don't even know if I've ever had Little Caesars, to be honest. It's not good. It kind of bangs.

No, I'm on Zach's side here. It bangs. It's the one pizza that I could tell it's different. I don't know. If you blindfold me, I can't really tell pizza apart, but I could tell Little Caesars apart. I'm about to out the shit out of you right now. This is the same guy who'd get $1 pizzas from Walmart whose who's ingredientless chemical pizza 5 000 fucking chemicals and he has problems with little caesars matter a lot if i think it's bad and i'll eat the

dollar chemical pizza it's bad no hey i'm gonna get little caesars tonight because fuck it at this point um looks like they got a fairly wide uh range of options i'm just gonna say it not to throw a wrench into this whole conversation make sure you get the crazy bread they don't have is the crazy there's okay let's play a game what should i order that's not a game sorry keep going boys definitely the crazy bread the crazy bread is what i would recommend do i go deep dish thin crust what are we doing here what's is the Little Caesars special? Hot and ready. Just pick a pepperoni sausage or cheese and then get a side of crazy bread with marinara.

Don't they have pretzel crust? Isn't that a thing? Don't get that. Yeah, I feel like they might have it, but it's probably not great. Little Caesars is like the opposite of Taco Bell. Taco Bell, I want them to keep innovating. Little Caesars should stop innovating should i just order 50 sides of the caesar dip with nothing else is it very solid no it costs uh 94 cents damn that's expensive sauce then i end up paying delivery to someone else's house though

yeah fair enough you know how you could uh skip those delivery fees stick a dynamite i was like uh waiting to hear for some really good advice to save me some money but i think it's some good advice gotta go buy some dynamite why does one not exist there's drive-through everything else i've already i've already said why i see see beginning of conversation yeah i've already said why this doesn't exist or why i don't think it should exist okay so it's your side is it's messy it's messy it's messy and you're not It's messy and you're not gonna have it like, it's just not gonna be

prepped as like, I don't think it's gonna be as good. Like I don't think anyone's gonna want two flavors of shitty pizza that's gonna make a mess in the car. What's your go-to flavor of pizza? I don't know, depends on my mood. I like a lot of different kinds of pizza.

Cheese, pepperoni, sausage, sometimes I like a veggie guy, sometimes I like a thin crust with kinds of pizza. Cheese and pepperoni. No, cheese, pepperoni, sausage. Sometimes I like a veggie guy. Sometimes I like a thin crust with some bakey on it. Brian, do you know my order? Sometimes I like a barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken. There's a lot of different types of pizza, man. Sausage and peppers, baby. That's a good one.

What kind of peppers? Green. That's my boy right there. We go way back. I saw you. You had that every Sunday for two and a half years. Every Sunday. Important note of football season.

It wasn't 26. 26? That's not right. 52 days of the year I was not having pizza. But it was like 12? I'd say I'll take the over on 26. Of Domino's specifically? No.

Of pizza in general? Maybe. Yeah. I'll give you that. I'd still take over. The amount of points you have. I'll tell you what. It'll be close.

It'll be like one of those Vegas odds nail biters. You know? Yeah, and over under, like I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You set the line where it's close. No, I'm just saying that's a tight line. That line's tight.

Toit. Yeah. Toit. Toit. Yeah. Toit. Toit. All right. Anyone else got any more drive-thru ideas? Because I got plenty. And we can move on if you don't.

I was just going to say something really dumb. They should make a drive-thru bank. But they do that. Because I was trying to think of something stupid. I was trying to think of something stupid. You're out. We're moving on. I'm going to fuck you, Brian.

Yo, how do you get milk out of a crab give me milk now mommy fat matches solve world hunger tonight i get this vagina animal style that came as an orgasm that's like an orgy my guy what's up sluts the olympics are a fraud your word is reichster baby you're gross you were close to my butthole he is just eating right through your bottom self trying to low-key penetrate you hey boo boo i shall not yeah i shall not walking around just shit himself all the time they tried to have sex with 11 gun to the peen is what you need brother white jesus kirby's down there just blowing. Get out of my face. I'm right. Wah!

Kneecaps are not organs. Fuck you, Ratatouille. It is Wednesday, my dudes. Ah! Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes. Episode 107? Uh, we're all back. So, we got Corey. Yo. We rooks oh hello and we have zach it's all about my family

uh who might have to leave early so we'll try to be quick i guess uh fast and furious draft this week i guess i have nothing prepared i'm going purely off the top of my head. So sick. This will be interesting. So let's be quick because Zach has got a seven o'clock sharp movie time. You can't miss the previews. Oh, I can. But I don't want to.

No, no, no. You got to see the previews for every other spinoff from the Fast and Furious franchise. That's all it's going to be. Cool. No response. Got it. All right. you gotta see the previews for every other spinoff from the fast and furious franchise that's all it's gonna be cool no response got it all right cory how was your week uh it was good i feel like we'll breeze through i feel like i didn't do shit this weekend claire was out in philly for a bachelorette no no no bridal shower um so i just hung in uh went and visited buddy uh friday night and he had two kids like one year old and a two month old on friday so yes he gave birth friday it's crazy he gave birth um but yeah and so hung out i don't hang out with babies that much so like this is a

different type of friday night but like they're cool they're chill babies uh had a little uh tune squad zoom got back that was dope yeah uh didn't driving range saturday went out with claire's brothers to the bar and watched the horse races didn't do well um and And then Sunday just did shit around the house. So really laid back weekend. You know, adult weekend. Big old man weekend. But my emoji is a little bird coming out of an egg. Because I went golfing yesterday with Claire Bear for nine holes.

And I got my first birdie. And I'm pretty stoked. You know how hard it is for me to golf one consistent hole? Par 5. Makes sense, yeah. String together four coherent shots in one hole? Never done before for you, boy. I'm on the top

of the world. That was my weekend. I'm proud of you. I'm very happy. Technically, that was my Monday, but it made my weekend. Whatever. Just tell a story. It doesn't matter what day it is rooks how many birds you get antics no birds this weekend i had a few birdie looks but no birds um i so yeah we had tune zoom friday shout out to the peeps and then uh saturday

uh what the fuck what did i do saturday Oh yeah I went and hung out with my parents Indy just got her shots So she got to hang out with the other dogs Who wanted no part of her it was great Shots shots shots And then Sunday went To the Dirty Jerz And played golf with Denise's dad

And we got paired with Two of the worst golfers I've ever watched play golf. Like it was painful. And the course was really slow. It was a Corey and Claire. I put now I played fucking terrible. Hey, yo,

or not terrible, but I didn't play great golf on Sunday. I shot a one Oh two, which has really not been, uh, on the nose with how I've been playing recently. And in front of Denise's dad who shot a fucking 75.

So it was a tough look. I got fucking alpha'd. He knows that he will never lose to me in golf ever. So that's great. And then so but the whole reason I went to Jersey yesterday I played in a tournament for work

at a really nice course. And I played some of the best golf I've ever fucking played in my entire life. So, um, fuck golf. How much money you take home from that? I didn't take home any. Oh my God.

My scramble. We had one good guy in my scramble. The other two guys were shit, really nice guys. And like had a great day, like drinking and hanging with them, but very, very bad golfers.

Um, but, and then I didn't win anything in the raffles or anything, which sucked. But yeah, drinking and hanging with them, but very, very bad golfers. Then I didn't win anything in the raffles or anything, which sucked. My emojis are I did the thumbs down next to the golfer emoji for Sunday, and then I did

the cum face next to the golfer for Monday because I played really well on Monday, and I was on top of the world. Because that was the face you made when you were with Denise's dad? No. Shit, if I played well in front of him, who knows?

Alright, Zach, how was your week? Week was good. I was in Michigan for a wedding. Shout out Will and Lauren. Lauren, the bride, was half Jewish, so my emoji is the star of david and they did uh they did the breaking of the glass thing and they also did at the reception they did the was it the horror where you will raise him up on a chair and so oh yeah uh everyone was pretty drunk

one of my buddies like tapped me on the shoulder 30 minutes before the horror was like hey i got the chairs ready i'm like in 30 minutes i don't need your help i'm like first of all i have no concept of time during a wedding when i'm drunk second of all the 30 minutes came and everyone like sprinted out of the dance floor and i was the clearly i was definitely the biggest guy there um and i'm like oh they got it so i'm standing on the outside and they're lifting up my friend and his um or the the bride and groom. And then the DJ comes behind me, taps on the shoulders like, you need to get out there. And I'm like, no, they're good.

Like, I think I'm OK. And then my one buddy, Carl, was lifting up the groom. We started lifting it with his chin because he was very drunk and couldn't hold it up much longer. And we almost had a disaster on our hands and as they were going around uh my buddy will who's the groom saw me and the fear on his face when he realized that i was not helping was very funny and the first thing either the bride or the groom said to me after they got down and they found me on the dance floor was uh what the fuck why were you not holding one of our chairs and i was like i love you guys too it was a beautiful wedding was your one friend uh secretly the crimson chin though that no oh no he couldn't make it but uh crimson chin famously jewish famously jewish so half jewish but yeah yeah uh so yeah

mother's side though star david i also went to bridal shower this weekend my sister's bridal shower back in illinois i don't know why I had to go. Makes more sense. But I just kind of sat in the bar area. Yeah, were you the only guy? My dad and then the groom. And it was more of a threat from my mom saying that I had to be there. So I didn't want to risk not showing up and then dying. So I showed up.

And it was nice. I got to see some people I had seen in a while. But I was very tired on Sunday because I drove the four and a half hours back in the morning to get to the wedding shower by 11 a.m. So. Yikes. Yeah, that sucks. Shout out love. How many birdies did you get?

Birdies. I got. We played. We did play. My buddy has a golden tee that hooks up to his TV, a portable one. So I got three or four on the golden tee. Suck it, Corey.

Corey? Wait, Corey's the only one that actually got a birdie. I didn't get a birdie. No, no, no. Suck it, Corey! Our stove almost blew up this week, so that's fun uh had a gas leak and i don't know smells like gas you know it's pretty pretty obvious smell and so we like called the repair dude from our like apartment called them for us or whatever and he's like came over i was like that

smells like gas he's like all right i'll take care of it but it's like the middle of the work day i was like all right i'll be over here by my computer let me know be anything i was like that smells like gas he's like all right i'll take care of it but it's like the middle of the work day i was like all right i'll be over here by my computer let me know be anything i'm like working doing whatever i hear him like moving the stove and doing stuff and then i smell smoke i like walk back out and there's just like smoke in the kitchen he's like yeah there's no leak it's like what he's like yeah i tested it and nothing happened it's like why is this like smoking here and he had like a a piece of paper on fire and waved it around the stove and nothing lit on fire. So he's like, oh yeah, so there's no leak. That's the test?

That's not a good way to test. If you're going to learn one thing this week, kitchen go boom. You don't do that. If it's all in the A, what the fuck? So, I went on to the gas website for the city of San Diego. And the page for Gas Leak, the number one thing it says in big red letters is, Do not light a fire anywhere or spark, and then call us. So, I called them to come out to check it. And I messaged the apartment people back.

And I was like, this dude lit a fire and tried to blow up our stove please don't hire him again also here's the report from the actual gas company please change this because the guy was like yeah i don't smell anything i was like because it smells like fire in here now because you burnt a piece of paper the um the guy who actually fixed it to like pulled the oven out and there's like ashes behind it he's like i told him the story before he's like well yeah there's like ashes behind it. He's like, I told him the story before. He's like, well, yeah, there's the burnt piece of paper. He's like, that wasn't correct. So me and Tommy are alive.

Barely does not like gas anymore. Actually got fixed. So that's good. I learned a new pet peeve at the gym. People shaving their back hair in the locker room to help don't like it. Yeah. No.

It also wasn't over the sink. It did not help. But like there's like a mirror that's like opposite the other mirrors where the sink is. And he was like there. And you just like behind him just like with a razor just like

going to town. It was like electric one to just like, why do you think this spot to do that? Like like did you collect any samples no maybe you should have to like send them to fbi be like lock this guy up invention you know how you like at least in cartoons maybe you guys have done it i don't know but when you have an uh itch on your back you like rub your back up against like a wall or something i don't know anyone that you have an uh itch on your back you like rub your back up against like a wall or something i don't know anyone that's actually ever done that but now you put razors

on the wall and then that way you just go one fell swoop and you're done easy put it on the idea okay jigsaw invention invention razor wall it'll catch what in the fuck are you shout out uh what's a what's a shitty razor company that would do it like bick shout out no dude fucking that'd be the that's the most uh fuck what is it manscaped ass bullshit like you'll never nick your back again and it's like shut the fuck up this wall in my bathroom is just entirely razors also burn um apologies for poo-pooing on your idea that's the worst idea we've heard today on this podcast. And it's not close. Drive-thru pizza way above BicWall.

It's a little close. It's a little close. I think we can improve on the BicWall, though. What about you put all the razor blades on a treadmill, and then you can turn it on, and then you kind of just sit near it, and you kind of pick each spot. This sounds like a hybrid-type buzzsaw or something like it sounds like it's just that it's like a little bit different, but generally still just a rotating saw head. Aren't we all?

Yeah, I guess. Last thing for the week, went to DMVv got some california plates pulled out immediately got flipped off by the first driver i saw so you know it's official i'm a california driver i had to get my first finger uh out of the way real quick in california it's been a while since someone flipped me off on the road and it happened so fast uh so i feel complete the way you said that at first i was like i thought you were saying like i don't know why i envisioned you in the parking lot or something at the dmv with your license plate like opening it up and somebody just drives by and flips you off because you have a license plate

uh i wish that would have been a lot funnier hey this is very normal you got a birdie too look at that suck it Rooks come on man I was hoping you'd say suck it Corey again hell no you poo pooed on my idea so much drive through pizza is going to make a comeback

just saying Zach your one job let us have it what's the what's the order rooks you can uh intro the draft because i have no idea what's going on this daddy's going uh to see the new fast and the furious movie not sponsored but if they want to reach out please reach out um and we are going to do a little draft guy. So the categories are movie, character, scene, experience, and miscellaneous. Yeah, movie is easy because there's a thousand of them. I'm excited for this.

I literally put this down, and I think I knew my picks for all of them the second I pressed enter into my phone. So I'm ready to go. All right. Draft order. When's everyone's birthday again? Just give me a month and a half. December 08. December 29.

December 08 as well? October. Oh, October 08? Okay, so we're going to do closest to Vin Diesel's birthday, which is July 18th. So I'm going to go first. Brian's going to go second. Rook's third, Corey fourth. I like that.

Because mine's May 22nd. All right. And Brian hit the Tokyo Drift song by the Latin. Not to give away picks um okay for my um uh first pick i'm gonna go with character and i'm gonna go with the rock better than vin diesel a great addition to the series uh bigger muscles than vin diesel he is a hot guy has a great goatee in some of the movies, gets sponsored by Under Armour in a lot of them, very quippy, and I think it rejuvenated the franchise, honestly,

because he can talk clearer than Vin Diesel, too. He's like, you know my father. And then you can't really hear him, so it's happy to have a main character that you can actually hear that's also jacked. Always nice. So yeah, I'm going to go with The Rock as my character, as the number one overall pick in the Fast and Furious draft. I so it's happy to have a main character that you can actually hear that's also jacked always nice um so yeah i'm gonna go with the rock as my character as the number one

overall pick in the fast and furious draft i think it's only fitting this is the worst pick i've ever had heard in a draft this entire entire podcast that being the rock being the first overall pick is fascinating. It's hilarious. Should I keep that song playing the entire time? It's the next 40 minutes. I'm going to play that on my ride over the movie theater. I'm going to drive so fast. Definitely going to get a ticket.

I would say don't do that. Is that fair? Yeah. Shout out to the rock. Shout. Shout. Shout. I don't have that thing pulled up am I next yes my experience

I'm going to draft is not seeing the last five but knowing exactly what happens based on the plot in the Wikipedia page plus memes purely off of twitter uh you can see the whole plot purely based on people's reactions uh they go to space in one of them that was a cool scene saw that uh there's a whoa giving away picks

they fight with the avengers they go up thanos's butthole because ant-man makes an appearance at one point vin diesel like picks up a car and throws it uh this latest one i've read the plot you haven't seen it yet so i'm not gonna say anything zach uh there may be an end credit scene you need to stay for it makes absolutely no sense shocking uh yeah so i'm gonna go with they're all the same is my experience. Except like, you know, Brian died. I feel like that was the downfall of the whole franchise. No, he didn't die in the movies. He just drove away. That's fair.

But like, you know, in real life. And then they had to CGI him as a male. They brought back other dead people before. That's true. Shout out Han. So yeah, so my experience is knowing the plot of all of them based on memes off twitter i'm gonna be bad um oh this is tough man oh i just don't know which one i want to do first so the movies i can fucking i have like so many of them that doesn't matter characters

i don't think anyone's gonna pick my character um i'm gonna pick i'm gonna pick um an experience and that's gonna be um the boner you get understanding that even if a character falls fucking like 400 feet to their death or is in a car explosion that they're still alive and that they're gonna make some super roundabout ass way of bringing them back like spoilers like just yeah just if you haven't watched i apologize but every character that dies you'll see him again in a later movie like they're just gonna wander back onto the scene in some weird random way and you're gonna be like how the fuck did that happen and then the whole movie is gonna be trying to like

they're gonna have like little pieces together of how it happened and none of it's gonna add up and it's gonna make no fucking sense based on what you've already seen but it's one of my favorite experiences of this series I like it love it yeah love it car physics they act like mattresses.

I wish they actually were in that, though. I feel like they're sort of cars. I wish they were just squishy, though. And it made a little cartoon squish noise every time they hit somebody with it. We could make that edit. Kids version. I'm next, right? You're up. Two in a row.

All right. All right. Character, I'm going to go with for my first pick. all right i'm next right you're up two in a row all right all right i'm a character i'm gonna go with for my first pick and i'm gonna pick uh bow wow from tokyo drift that's a great fucking thing because like what's the other movie that he was in like the isn't there like a fast nine is he actually in the fast nine oh I'll be watching that tonight it's not the Fast 9 sorry Fast 9 yeah um it's just so fucking random I mean Tokyo Drift's the most random out of all

of them they're just like it's just like a throwaway movie because none of it mattered but like it's hilarious that Bow Wow's just in what is now like one of the biggest franchises like historically in movies and it's just that Bow Wow is just in what is now one of the biggest franchises historically in movies. And it's just like Bow Wow is chilling there. And apparently he's in two. So there you go.

He's doing really well. He drives that sick fucking, I don't know if you remember that Green Hulk car though. That was fucking dope. Ah. And he was selling candy too. It's fire. He was selling candy to like strippers. Was it drugs? The fact that we're talking about, no it's fire we're selling candy to like strippers what was it the fact that we're talking about no it's fucking candy like he holds up i'm pretty sure he holds up like a snickers bar

like multiple times throughout the movie and it's like selling it because he's like oh they don't sell american candy here or some bullshit huh it's just anytime you had a re-season a couple years you know what i'm gonna for my next pick because i kind of had this on there anyway and we're on the topic anytime you try to describe like one of the older plots like the original movie plots like do not hold up at all i don't even know like what the storyline of the candy shit was that you just mentioned but hearing it that sounds horrendous and then the fact that it all started with them trying to steal dvd players off a fucking bus is or whatever truck is the most

ridiculous like and now they're flying cars like space what are we talking about here like this is and it's like it's not like a character arc like none of them did anything to be going and being like secret agents of car world they just they just decided that they're gonna do whatever they're gonna do now. Lightning McQueen fast 11 it's gonna happen. It's a great lesson it shows you can be anything you wanna be. Man

you can. Like you too can be a car physicist. Jump off the roof you can fly it's absurd and hilarious that was a good one all right rook should back up oh shit sorry i've been like the turn the last like five drafts so i keep waiting for it to be like two in a row okay i think i think i'm gonna have to lock up like probably the reason the character that we all go to see

like the guy that just keeps the train moving like you get sick of him but like he's just a great piece I'm going with Tyrese Tyrese is just an absolute essential part of these movies he says like four ridiculous terrible lines every movie they

bring him along every time he's like man i'm tired of this shit and then the next fucking movie he's just back in the same seat like let's use this fucking zipline gun like fuck it like like literally i think he has what's oh what's the shit where they're on the plane they're on the run i forgot which one it is where they're on the runway for 45 fucking minutes that's not a plane that's a planet or something like who the fuck wrote that first off but like tyrese like great fucking delivery man appreciate it do what you do but tyrese is just especially in too fast too furious where he's actually has to say a lot of lines and he's just completely unhinged the entire time.

Great fucking character. Tyrese is my second pick. Great pick. We love Tyrese. I might have to piggyback off of that pick on my next one. I have a clip I'm going to pull up as my scene. We'll see if it works

after the car scene no don't say it no hey man no spoilers we're gonna wait for this Wendy's commercial to be over for me to actually play it so no free ads hold on yeah does the sound not work now oh it was because it's muted okay unmute check us out right here so what you doing man Ejecto Cito Cuts It worked I love this part Okay Ejecto Cito Cuts Great fucking pick Holy fuck

I'm not gonna lie The first The first 30 seconds of the clip Where there's just a bunch of shit happening I was like This could be from any movie Like I don't know what this is Cause it just sounds like

A lot of contraptions going off Sounds like Transformers Yeah you missed a great cgi scene of like the the button being pressed and like the electricity going down to the car to the thing that launches them out yeah um like you said he has a little one-liner so every good scene is him just saying something and like knocking somebody off a cliff apparently apparently. I have another special mention, but I want to wait till the end because I hope one of you pick it for the scene specifically.

Someone else pick it. You know what it is. Look at my eyes. You know what scene I'm thinking about. Got it? Looking at you, Zach. Got it. You're up.

You got two in a row. I'm going to go. I'm going to first draft my movie. I'm going with fast five uh because the rocket's a good that movie that's five everything my guy related yeah and you still have a scene you're gonna pick a rock scene my guy is hot holy shit he is glistening all the time that man is not never wet in that movie he is always wet with sweat that under armor shirt that he wears doesn't change at all throughout the movie i just want to i just want to sniff it uh jesus uh but yeah that's where he gets introduced and where the fast and furious franchise really takes off so and one of the best

heist scenes in the movie where they rip the bank that's actually that's a good one and drag it around the scene the vault out of the bank um so fast five is my movie. And my scene is when in, I believe it's in Fast Eight, where the rocket's injured very early on. Yeah. And now he's in the hospital. And he sees vehicular warfare going outside. And he squeezes his cast. He says, Daddy's got to go to work.

And he breaks his cast by flexing so hard. And it comes off. And this is kind of part of the scene he then takes the gatling gun off the predator drone and and picks it up and fires it at the helicopter or whatever with his bare hands and he i just wish he would hold something of mine like that so tight um but yeah so uh i'm going with uh that scene and that. So we can, Brian, back to you. Thank you for reading my mind. We're going to play the scene real quick.

I just want to, you know, I can hear him say, daddy's got to go to work. Only 30 seconds. What's going on? Daddy's got to go to work. I just want the nurse to walk in after that and be like, why? I spent an hour and a half putting that on your arm. It's not huge. If he broke his arm out of it and you can still see the bone sticking out

and he played the rest of the movie with an actual broken arm. I'm happy you picked that scene. That's exactly what I was thinking. And you're on theme now. So the rock elbow break cast scene off the board. All right. I have a scene and experience.

My character, I'm going to go pretty normal. I picking brian one great name shout out brian's in the world two didn't spell it right though so that's minus point four out of five stars three uh only character that like sort of has a finale in this show he doesn't die in the show you know dies in real life but like why do you why are you calling it a show it's very much movies they're calling it a show uh there's so there's also the movies are still also the movies are still going on so like the characters can still not have a finale because the movies are still happening yeah but like you can have characters like not be part of the entire franchise the entire time yeah i mean they die or do that or just no they don't leave dude if they bring him back to the big race car in the sky

if they bring him back there'd be so much backlash it would be bad isn't his like daughter part of it now like the real life daughter i mean they're all family man they're all family brother they're always a part of it um what's the song it's been without you my friend see you again that's gonna be your outro music when i see you again ah sorry that was super loud I'm so sorry um emotional scene I feel like they peaked there and should have stopped they should have had a Brian drive away

Vin drive away Vin's car blow up and then just go to the credits can I just also like that's how it happens like Brian we love but like he just fucking can we talk about how this guy kept being like pulled in by the police and they were like Like, Brian, we love, but, like, he just fucking... Can we talk about how this guy kept being, like, pulled in by the police,

and they were like, you fucked us over last time, but now you have to do your job. And he's like, okay, fine, I'll do my job. And he always ends up fucking them over in the beginning, and they keep, like, being like, okay, we're serious this time. Like, don't do any fuck shit. And he's like, dude, I won't. Well, he had three strikes.

He had the first one the second one and then there's the one cop that he beats the shit out of every time he sees him because like he's always mad at him like it's like what the fuck are we doing i digress um there was no laws in this franchise um yes it is you again okay i'm gonna get my scene off the board right now um favorite scene in the entire franchise so dominic teretto is driving a car opposite it's two bridges that are going opposite directions on one side there's a tank and letty's in the tank, and Dominic is on the other side, the other bridge, and there's a big gap in between. The tank gets flipped over. Just crazy little physics here.

So they zipline a fucking car to the front of the tank, drive the car off the bridge, and then it gets hooked under the bridge, which in turn flips the tank over. So in case you were wondering how to defeat a tank in your everyday life that's how um letty is on the tank and it shoots her up into the gap in between the two bridges and these bridges are very high extended dominic teretto from the other bridge crashes his car into the railing jumps and catches Letty over the gap in the middle of the bridges and then lands on the windshield of a car on that side and they're perfectly fine no injuries no

concussion not one little scratch on them not even a bruise nope nothing they're all good to go but no broken arms just that whole the physics of all of that and then them shooting that and being like that was really fucking cool like this it's just the most absurd shit i've seen in my life and like i haven't i haven't to be completely transparent here i haven't seen the last like

three because i was just like tapped out with the bullshit like i just can't i can't keep what they can't keep getting away with this you know what i mean but um but that was like now i saw that and i was like okay this is getting a little absurd guys like this is just getting a little ridiculous but that's my favorite have you guys seen hobson shaw no oh god no uh don't they like actually get superpowers in that one they did they already have superpowers they already have yeah superpowers in that one? They already have superpowers. They already have superpowers. He's in that, isn't he? Well, family definitely.

But like what else? Well, the Rock does like a Captain America where he holds a helicopter that has a chain tied to it and is like grabbing like another, like a Jeep on the other side. I love talking about this shit, man. That was an honorable mention for my second scene. I still got my scene. We still got some of the draft.

And speaking of, I think I'm up. The scene I'm going to pick because it actually, like every time I see it, it makes me laugh. I think it's the end of one six um ludicrous and uh tyrese are like whatever drinking and the rock shows up at the end to like hand papers to the group or whatever and the rock says yeah the big ass forehead yeah ludic uh tyrese yeah says that it's ludicrous's genuine reaction because that was ad-libbed when he says somebody hide that big-ass forehead and it

just made it actually makes me laugh you better hide your baby or I'm just playing you better hide that big-ass forehead it's so good like it's it's so obvious like how how off guard it called

Luda real spit take kills me it's so fucking funny so um the only like i feel like actual like comedic event that they planned to keep in there any other time i laugh i feel like it's not actually you're meant to laugh at it so yeah kudos to them um and then do i have two more one more one yeah you don't get to go three times in a row no no i mean like in general like i picked i picked my scene i think i have experience and that's it does that make sense sure you got a character you got an experience that was your scene yeah yeah okay i'm gonna go with uh the experience of finding out what new way they could title their movie great one yeah that's a really good one i saw i saw some like uh i think it was a tiktok of a guy breaking down like legitimately not at all ever named similarly the first one's fast and the furious and spelled out too fast too

furious the fast and the furious and then colon tokyo drift fast amber sand furious fast five spelled out five fast amber sand furious six the number then they do furious seven just the number seven then they do the fate of the furious and then they do f9 the number and now it's fast week it's not it's not fast 10 fast roman numeral x so none are the same legitimately it's fantastic they peaked at too fast too furious for sure tough to phone it on an f9 they could do better what if they just kept doing it what if they just kept doing like three fast three fear for fast for furious is yeah yeah furious eye or fury eye there you go words fury eyes fury eye multiple furious is it's me again right theory yeah yeah yes sir um i'm gonna save i'll save my movie for the last one because again i can i have a bunch to pick pick any of them my miscellaneous is gonna be the fact that these fuckers kill hundreds of people every movie and no one ever talks about it like in in zach you said fast five is the one with the bank vault

if you haven't seen it there are two Dodge Chargers that have a full bank vault, cabled to the back, and they are driving around fucking Rio de Janeiro. And that thing is rolling around, rolling through the front of buildings. They're going like 100 miles per hour. And they end up fucking duping fucking The Rock. And they talk to The Rock on this bridge, and he's like, I can't let you leave with that or whatever. And they're like oh like blah blah blah fine here it is

they leave that after their kill counts definitely over like 150 people so they leave that and they dupe the rock and they just pan to the rock when he sees the safest fake and he just starts laughing and smiling and then I think the cookout that the baby oil thing is after

that like you're the fucking he's like the biggest fucking agent in the world that's like the head hunting everybody and these people just killed hundreds of people and he's like yeah i'll see you guys for a fucking hot dog later like what the fuck dude and then family oh and then the next one they're like hey we need you again we're going to england it's like these fuckers kill everybody like they don't fucking spit like there's so many scenes where they're just killing cops like cop cars get flipped off the fucking road like and i guess it's fast and furious and those cops might come back in a later movie or something yeah but like jesus christ they're fucking murderers and no one talks about

it ever but um there is one point in a new one where they would have got to see the fucking movie killing somebody no just you start with yeah there's a part in the new movie called out when I'm going to see the fucking movie yeah it's in the trailer it's like the premise of the movie but they have to like retcon it they like add in a scene to the old movie that like wasn't actually there where someone like dies

specifically so they try to do it at one point but or do they die yeah don't look like you're not gonna see them in three movies anyway braga you're up yeah i'm trying to no someone was knocking and i i don't know what's happening it's fine and then i was trying to think of i was going to draft the fact that they're trying to make dom related to one of the characters and i forget which care is it the rock i think it's john i think no i think john cena is it's john's brother which is just come the guys come the fuck on man like what the fuck are we doing come on boys oh everybody ends up actually being related they're all family in the end that's how it ends i mean that'd be tough there's fucking aren't there babies involved now like

people are pregnant by other people in the family. That is not, yeah, that's not okay. I mean, Zach's pregnant from The Rock, based on his responses. Yeah, dude, John's... Boy, is he. I wouldn't want to be manhandled by The Rock. He wouldn't survive. Pick a smaller guy,

you know, he's not that big. Anyways, John Cena and Vin Diesel just aren't related. There's no way you can't fake that. Stop trying. Like I get, you just wanted to get the biggest name person you can.

They're like, ah, here's some way we could put it together. But like, come on. Is this John Cena's first movie? Like, I don't even know if he's already

been in a prior patriot day or something i i feel like he's in a lot yeah suicide squad no no no no first oh in the franchise i don't think so i think this is the first i think they're just like hey john cena's Cena's Vin Diesel's brother. What's up? Yeah, because I have no idea. What's the Jason Statham? He's been in a lot. I didn't know if John Cena was in one of the last ones because I don't think I've seen the last one. That was really good.

That was worse. Do it again. Dominic Toretto. Don't worry, I can clip it out. i don't know jason statham's what character is that supposed to be it's jason statham i can do i can do it's what i can do it's either who dies or almost yeah it's shaw it's shaw do you think he's dead, but he's not? Alright. No, I think in my last two picks,

I probably gotta go see this movie. My miscellaneous is The Rock's gun. His giant deagle, it is fucking massive. You have to grab, use it with two hands, but Batman just grips it with one and just is like a dead eye. In 9, when Vin Diesel tosses the grenade bag

up on the chopter and The Rock has used all his Gatling gun bullets, he pulls out his massive deagle and just dead shot bang right in the grenade bag and blows up the bad guy. The amount of talk we've had about the rock's grip strength or the rock handling something heavy or holding on to a gun it's just i was not ready for this turn i'm cool with it but it's just uh man i was not prepared for this the amount of emphasis on the first letter of deagle the great concerns yeah

he whips out his deagle from his pants grips it on the shaft he's quivering he shoots on their face and scores jesus uh and then my last pick is the experience um and that's when the rock rock bottom jason statham buddy when he when he does the wrestling move and the camera turns to follow the rock bottom i cream my jeans bro uh friends it was fucking great anytime they here's a little tip for movie makers out there whatever you're called um if you hire a wrestler into your movie make sure they do their signature move in a fight because it will get me every time like i need roman reigns because that's the problem with hobbs hobbs and shaw roman reigns he does a samoan drop but it's not a signature move that's just like other members of his family um he doesn't do the

superman punch or the spear really uh john cena doesn't do an attitude adjustment i did see a clip i think he does it in this movie which I'm very excited about but if you hire wrestlers let them do their signature move because it's fucking sweet and the rock bottom Jason Statham it was I made me very happy you know way more about wrestling than I thought

you would oh yeah I was between 8th grade and like junior year of high school, I would watch Friday Night Smackdown and Monday Night Raw. My mom was worried about me that I didn't have any friends. So that era... Wrestling from 2008 to 2012, I'm super well-versed on.

Any other wrestling, I'm not. Gotcha. It's a very specific time range. Yeah. You just rattled off so many different moves in a row. I was impressed. Samoan drop is sweet. Samoan spike to shout out.

Actually, RIP you, Maga. He's dead. Take the shout out back. And that's it. That's my fast and furious draft featuring the rock featuring. Featuring.

Yeah. That's your rock draft. More like headlining. Headlining. Yeah. Yeah. All right, boys. Good luck in the rest of the draft. I will talk to you later.

Smooches. Love you. Bye. We should have him face off against Jeremy against who loves versus hates the rock. Just a fucking full court case. If we ever do have the two of them on, like, if one of us can't make it

and we need an extra person, do it, but don't tell them they're gonna debate about The Rock. Well, if they hear this episode. They'll be prepared already.

But they won't listen to this one. It's fine. There you go. Jeremy, skip ahead 30 seconds. Put a disclaimer prior to this and say,

if your name is Jeremy and Zach, don't listen to this part. He's going to be really confused now because he heard it and then you're going to tell him to skip 30 seconds. Then he's going to miss out on all this. Yeah, he's going to be like, well, of course, I'm going to listen to the next 30 seconds. You'll be expecting something else to happen and it won't. It'll really throw him off his game. You're not doing a rock debate when you come on. There, covered it, guys.

There we go. Welcome to the not the rock debate featuring not the rock. Have we drafted movies yet? I feel like we all put that out to the west. Zach drafted one, right? Zach got his, but that's it. Everything else on the board? Yeah.

Good luck. Easy. on the board yeah yeah good luck easy purely for the song like the main characters like that like very redneck white Mike Winslow sense my man sure you and you only gonna twist um it makes no sense I hate it the fake accent makes no sense the movie's not that great uh the drifting part's great because it's like actually part of like driving again like it's not superheroes

that was that was like i think tokyo drift was the last one that was like oh we're racing for a lot of this and like the racing is the important part. And every other movie, they like shoehorn one race into it for some reason. Yeah. Well, I guess since Zack is gone. Too Fast, Too Furious was very little racing. Yeah. Anyways, it's still part of it. I read the plot for the new movie.

The amount of bombs that are in that movie is insane. There's about like six paragraphs of the plot. Every one of the plot paragraphs ends with. there was a bomb planted it and exploded and just every scene ends up with like and it was rigged with a bomb and then there's another one and it's like and it was rigged with a bomb and it's like okay they just ran out of ideas they put a bunch of ideas on a hat and they hadn't changed those ideas since like the first movie in someone day one just wrote bomb 10 times they picked every other idea except for the bomb so now they're the bottom of the barrel and they just got that over

and over and over again um not great fast and furious tokyo drift though maybe the best movie it's a good one i like it but i do agree with like there were talks earlier um outside of getting like the slightest bit of backstory for han like you there's nothing else related to the dominic torredo shows up at the very end and it's just like never like like yeah it's like oh connected because like he's trying to look for han or he's like oh you were a friend of hans but mike winchell never comes back so like it's a complete just like throw away yet yeah i'm gonna bring him back at the fucking price dude to tokyo drift too furious or some shit i don't't know, man. But, yeah.

Fucking Christ. I do like that one, but it's just... Osaka Drift. When you look at it now, it's a lot of, like, why did this exist? What? I'm going to go with... I will say, I am a little partial to Fast Five. Fast Five was a great one.

No, it wasn't. I really, really enjoyed Fast and Furious 6. say i am a little partial to fast five fast five was a great one um no it wasn't i love i really really enjoyed fast and furious six um fast and furious six is gonna be my pick too fast too furious is a good plane one the plane one the i think someone i forgot how much it was after that after i saw the movie yeah someone calculated like okay the plane is traveling at this speed this is the amount of time they're on the runway this means the runway is like fucking 14 miles longer some bullshit the whole last fight is ridiculous um and it's amazing like there's one part where like i think the rock has a bad guy on his shoulders vin diesel jumps from like a box and like head

butts him off of his shoulders which i was like why the fuck would you like what is your decision making there there are so many different options and you with a fucking bald head butt um and then like there's one part of that that's really sick where they have uh it's like a little car that has like a ramp on the front and this lady is just fucking killing people like p it's like the fucking shit in batman where they undercut cars and it goes up into the bottom of a bridge it's like yeah she's fucking killing people all over the place too that's great um and then um also there's a real the fight between letty and gina carano and that one is sick where they like

they're fighting in like the subway and shit beating the fuck out of each other there's one part she like dies and tackles her down concrete stairs and the stunt people must have been so banged up because they fucking ricochet around for like the metal bar in the middle to the wall like four times it's like this is just absurd um and

then there's one other thing what did I like about it um I don't know the rocks in it oh yeah the rocks in it that's great that's when the rock. What did I like about it? Um, I don't know. The rocks in it. Oh yeah. The rocks in it. That's great. That's when the rock,

the rocket, like one point makes this guy take his pants off and it's really just strange. Um, but it was a good one. It's three. It's going to rock, you know,

fast and furious six. Like I think fast five was a little bit of a turning point to fast and furious. Six was literally just like, fuck it, we're going to send it. Like, this is just going to go. We're just done. We're off the rails here. Like, let's just full fucking send it.

Finally leaned into it. Yeah. This is hilarious. What movie was that? Because none of that was like, I can't specify which one fast and furious six you said i'm partial to fast and furious five so i was like i don't think it's five no i like fast five is when they're in rio de janeiro but that's one zach picked and that's a really good one but zach picked five okay yeah fast and furious six is probably probably up there for

me in entertainment value and brian had tokyo right yeah correct oh fast and furious six is the one that has my scene that i talked about earlier too that's in that one well they're fighting a tank with no weapons just cars and they win but just cars fair enough in their imagination all right cory run us out it's the last pick mr irrelevant so i'm i was torn between the first one because it started it all classic and the seventh because that's the last one with brian and i'm gonna to pick the seventh. The outro in seven hits hard. Is it not? No, seven's the one where they have the outro and everything, yeah. It is.

And actually, I know that for a fact. And because I will give you another reason why I'm picking seven. And why I have to assume this is like he's in it. And it's the last one. It's the highest rated one on Rotten Tomatoes. But with an 81%. I know it's the highest rated one on rotten tomatoes but with an 81 percent now which is i know i know it's the it's actually surprising it is the highest i've seen way more of these

than i thought i thought i stopped at five i've seen seven yeah don't remember a single thing from it exactly yeah i don't really remember i don't know anything about it i don't remember anything about seven except for the outro again like none there there is i there's one scene maybe from eat maybe from each one that you could say that's the one where they're on the plane tarmac on the tarmac yeah that's the one where they're in rio like but i could not i don't know enough about it to separate those movies and be like them. It blends the fuck together. There's always going to be a scene with a car driving around. There's hot girls all over the cars and shit.

Somebody's going to come back from being supposedly dead. And then there's going to be an A-list actor who's randomly thrown in. It's the same thing every time, which it works. They're making a lot of money i have to assume zach's literally on his money zach's literally on his way to see it right now i i'm gonna be honest like i get it i just like fell out after the ninth one like i went to go see the eighth one and still enjoyed it like again you know what you're getting like it's enjoyable it's they're not gonna try to surprise you with like a drama like again you know what you're getting like it's enjoyable it's they're

not gonna try to surprise you with like a drama like it's exactly what it is every time and like i just i just missed the last one so i need i'm gonna watch the ninth tonight so that way i can go to the theater and see this one nice oh also i will say there's one hold on there's one fucking detail i forgot about fast Fast and Furious 6 spoiler alert if you haven't seen it but I don't think you're watching it for plot fucking the plot development

Gina Carano the whole time is the Rock's like right hand man like just like fucking right next to him like I got your back I got you with everything and there's no parts where like Shaw really like outsmarts him like i got your back i got you with everything and there's no parts where like uh shaw or shaw really like outsmarts them really like they kind of like they're here and there and then at the end of the movie gina carano and like the climax is just like oh i'm a spy i'm with shaw and then

just like walks away from the rock and it's just like there was no build-up to this and this was just like i'm gonna throw a twist in this movie that means nothing like it was like what the fuck like this is the laziest shit I've ever seen in my entire life or it's genius yeah I'm not gonna lie to you I kinda wanna go back through and rewatch them all like I really wanna like

I might I bet you Claire hasn't seen any of them so I'm gonna be like it'll be like when i i had her like watch the marvel movies like that one i actually wanted her to watch but this one will be funny because i will figure out at what point is like there's zero interest and i'm gonna tell you it's gonna be either the second movie and if it's not the second it will be the third so depends how much she likes to rock who doesn't any uh honorables yeah i had a few honorable mentions well first off honorable mention um character eva mendez and

too fast too furious oh yeah dude when i was when that movie came out like and i'm like outing my younger self dude she'd come on the screen and I would just pause it and just stare at the screen. I wasn't even beating my shit. I was just staring at her. And I was just like, whoa. Also, shout out to Paul Walker. Forget about it, cuh.

Top five quote all time. Literally, you should have won an Oscar for that delivery alone um what else is good you guys can rattle off i've got like i've got maybe one i think um so again another because with the movie coming out i think feel like people like posted a bunch of videos like going back and looking at the movies and stuff like stupid shit so the movie where again spoiler but you probably seen it or you're not going to when letty comes back uh in the movie yeah in the mood or yeah in the movie there's like pictures of her like that's how they end

the movie beforehand every scene where they tell somebody new that doesn't know that she's still alive and they like they show them the picture of letty being alive or whatever zero reaction from any of them there's a scene where they're going through like their plan of doing whatever and you know how they're always talking around a table with like their specs out somebody like i think it's like hobbs like walks in and like throws the picture on there and there's four people who have never like don't know that she's alive not one facial expression changes like they're all just still looking they're just like deadpan like just like waiting for the next thing to be said it's like what because they're all double agents i mean yeah you think it's bad acting it's actually really good acting

it's a really long con half of them are gonna turn on him in the next so fucking funny though so funny oh i also i want to honorable mention um booking tokyo drift and this is like you you guys will have to like i remember this so vividly like all they're in a high school like mike winchell's in high school every high schooler they casted for that movie was like 35 plus years old and i know that's a thing like i know that's a thing in movies but like i was a kid watching it and i was like these people look too old like i was like i don't really believe that these people are in high school like they look way too old yeah uh i don't remember that but i believe it it was such an old movie that like no one cared i feel like people call movies out for that now of like this guy's 40 whereas back in the day they're like no yeah i mean again no hollywood no one's watching fast and furious tokyo drift to be like

they did a really good job casting like no they're also making their money off of stealing dvd players in the first one which i feel like i'll look up what the price of a dvd player was back then but i'll tell you what i don't think it was worth like as much as what they think they're gonna be making yo why wasn't it diamonds or something like those still existed no those don't understand so and then so and that was with vince in the first one and then we see vince when they go to rio and vince is now all of a sudden like yeah um we upped from stealing dvd players like now i steal fucking like government wanted vehicles and I have this crew of four people and we do this on the regular

now and it's just we also have armored vehicles that are definitely like police issue so like I'm on the come up I mean they paid for it with all those DVD players so it makes sense I just my only honorable mention

isn't Ronda Rousey in this? yeah she's in one of them she's in like the 7th or 6th I wanna say she's she's on a 6 or 5 and they go out of the giant building I wanna say 7

so shout out Ronda Rousey I wish I drafted her as my character, but I forgot about it until now. Cause she's in like maybe 20 minutes of it. And then they realized she can't act and she can't fight people who know. It's a tough combo. Yeah. And that's tough,

but bring, bring a real life scouting report. It's the movie burn. You're a dick. She made enough money. It's fine. I'm going to root for Hasbulla being drafted next. Get all my cardboard cutout friends in there.

I also said the experience of finding out which new, I said A-list celebrity, but I'm also going to update that to, or wrestler slash MMA fighter that they brought in for the new, the new movie. Cause it's, there's always going to be one. Somebody is going to die.

There's going to be some. Wrestler. Fighter. Person. Famous person. Because. Who's the guy from Guardians. Batista.

He hasn't been in one. Right. So if there's an 11th. Mark my words. It's going to be him. That's a really good guess. That would be a great. I would be the least.

The least surprised person in the world. If fucking Batista walked on it. That's that comes like next week and he's like you're never gonna guess who who well they have john cena for this one right so it can't be fuck but he's been in them before is he he's not new on this one he was a nine right that's what i asked before i thought zach said this was the new one but i don't know who knows john i'll watch nine tonight i'll let you know i'll let you know i'll let you know for sure yeah okay i don't know man but it's it's it's inevitable also massive shout out to ludacris like being a super fucking tech genius who i feel like they barely ever like utilize like he's always just like kind of like looking at a computer and

he's like damn you guys that's crazy i'm like what i'm gonna do recon for you and it's like do they actually use their skill sets anymore like i feel like they did have they it was like a heist group where they each had their own skills and now it's like there's a race yells and drives a lot okay he does still do that yeah you're right and also they always let tyrese pick shit up when they're in the fucking war room man and I was like this is the least responsible one in the group stop letting him touch things anyway

that's your pet peeve he picks things up with his hand like weapons and shit then they're like oh this is like this super high tech thing and they're all standing in the room and he always picks it up and accidentally shoots it and they're like, wow, what the fuck? Like, fuck off.

We should get ChatGPT to write a Fast and the Furious movie. We should. Oh, that'd be so good. Tune in next week when we will each be a character and we'll act it out. Perfect. Bye!

Bye! It's been a long day without you, my friend. And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again. We've come a long way from where we began. Oh, I'll tell you. I just want the part where it does the, where's the breakdown part.