It’s Wednesday My Dudes - 108: Ruxx Got the Suds

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

We immediately get back to Ruxx's favorite topic from last week of the drive thru pizza restaurant that Bryan had, and Cory makes some unique additions to it. Ruxx finds out his new favorite Maryland based snack, and we all learn a new think or two about buttholes.Rate us 5 stars on Spotify! and leave a review and rate on Apple Podcasts!Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. Brooks, you're going to hate me for going back to this, but drive-thru pizza. If it's thin crust and if it's from a brick oven, I'm gone. Fucking damn it. Yeah, super late. Actually, I can't do this week either. Sorry, guys. I have something that came up

all right outro music so anyways um no but so uh brick oven pizza hump the bad boy up to like 700 degrees which i know that's not how the math on cooking stuff works but that's how high they actually cook it um two to four minutes to cook a pizza so bada bing bada boom we could do it i know a drive-thru usually it should be faster than two to four minutes but but my brilliant idea is you know like in a car wash where your car's on a conveyor belt you do that in the drive-thru but the the side of the pizza place is clear. And so the pizza is also on a conveyor belt through the brick oven. And so you follow your pizza and you get to watch cook.

I like where your head's going. I didn't know I could hate this idea more. One thought I had is at the end though, what if the topping is the last thing that goes on so you have cold sausage on is like at the end though like what if the topping is the last thing that goes on so you have like cold sausage on the pizza at the end like what why would you do that because it's going to be the last thing on the pizza right so if it's like the pizza's cooking the whole time like on a conveyor belt is that the idea or did i misunderstand that you you make the pizza then you put it on the conveyor belt to cook and then you follow it you're going you're going through the car wash strictly to watch your pizza go

through the conveyor belt correct yeah yeah yeah yeah i fucking hate it yeah there's so fucking bad i thought that was gonna really back in we could like make it a tunnel like the car wash itself some red lights so it looks like warm if i'm in a fucking drive-thru for two to four minutes and then i'm physically driving through this thing for two to four minutes watching it cook that slow i'm gonna be so disappointed were you saying that because i now might be back on board if this is what you're saying. Let's go. Hold, because if it's a car wash pizza service, so you order the pizza and then you go through the car wash at the same. So that way it's at least like you're waiting, but you're also going to get your car washed at the same time. So now you going through and following your pizza is like, yeah, I waited a little bit longer, but I also got my car washed and at the same time was entertained by watching how my pizza was being made.

I can adjust to match what the investors need. If you could pivot, you might have an investor. It's going to be a low amount of capital up front, though. We need a lot of capital to build our pizza oven slash car wash. My idea was halfway between what rook said and what you said because i don't think you're actually driving it car wash it like pulls you through you know so like yeah it locks your wheels in let me get this straight for your pizza shop not only are you gonna need maintenance for the entire shop we're also gonna have a belt that's

gonna pull cars through and they already make them every so often you're gonna need maintenance on that aspect of your pizza shop yeah call that a pizza accident i'm so pizza out of business you know too many cars to wash again just the more you talk about it the worse i feel about this like it's a it's a car wash pizza shop but they actually just cover your car in sauce and pizza now you're i was one step back in the door now you're really back in a little bit i mean you could just dye the water red or just have red lights everywhere they don't look like you're a pizza getting squirted. I really like that you're accommodating the ideas that are not to be accommodated.

You're like, oh, but if we really did want sauce on pizza, that's not too messy. I mean, it would be fun look even if it doesn't take off if it's like a pop-up thing comes once a year pie day 3.14 march 14th what not a good idea it comes up everyone you said even if it doesn't pop off i'm not that mean to us jesus christ man i'm not like what a waste of time holy shit that's where i thought you were going um no if it's like a pop-up and you just kind of travel around with it you come on if you just now it's a traveling car wash it's a circus pizza car wash fuck man It's a circus pizza car wash. What the fuck, man? Like, what in the fuck are we doing? Pivoting.

Pivoting, Rooks. Look, you should deal with the program. So, now it's a traveling car wash slash pizza shop. And because we are squirting marinara onto your car. Don't say that. If that springs marinara onto you car. Don't say that. If that sprang marinara onto your car. Better. Okay. If that was in your town permanently, yeah, you wouldn't go.

Because you'd be like, yeah, I took my car through it. It destroyed the paint. But if it just randomly showed up, you'd be like, yeah, this sounds like a great idea. This seems really weird. I'll take a video of it as I'm going through. And then when your paint's ruined, it'll go to a different city. This seems really weird. I'll take a video of it as I'm going through. And then when your paint's ruined, it'll go to a different city so there won't be any reviews about it, you know? You know how, like, PepsiCo owns a lot of different brands and companies? We actually just invest in a real car wash next door so that way we're just driving business to that car wash.

So they have to go through twice no no like this is a separate entity like it's at a legit car wash not a pizza car wash you get no but like so they go to the pizza car wash cars covered a pizza now and then there's a real car wash next door and they're like well i gotta get this pizza off my car yeah i'm on board yeah yeah yeah like a normal idea is like a car wash that has a pizza shop in it like because sometimes like it takes a while to get through the car wash like you could make a pizza in the time it would take to go through the car wash that was my original idea we're back yeah that's what we're doing sorry you guys start spinning up ideas we made it so ridiculous i only hear the ridiculous ones

I don't think about anything else and my brain just like you can see my camera I'm sitting here just processing staring off in a fucking space half the time that was so good because we made it so ridiculous that we actually got you on board with the original idea so

sounds like you had two investors now how much money you putting in idea so sounds great negotiating right there i'll tell you that much how much money you putting in none absolutely nothing but i'll come like watch it happen uh domino's gift card worth oh okay you're gonna come watch us squirt pizza sauce

on wednesdays it is wednesday my dear i'm gonna fuck you, Brian. Yo. Yo, how do you get milk out of a crab? Give me milk now, mommy. Fat matches. Solve world hunger.

It's an animal. Can I get this vagina animal style? Bonnie is a wonderland. Be the way. I'm sweater. Ow! That came as an orgasm? Wah, wah, wahoo!

That's like an orgy, my guy. What's up, sluts? The Olympics are a fraud. Your word is Reichstrabatism. Ew, you're gross. Anywhere close to my butthole, he is just eating right through. Your bottom's off? Try the low-key fetish right you would-

Hey, boo-boo. I shall not. Yeah, I shall not. He's walking around just shitting himself all the time. He's trying to have sex with a woman. The gun to the penis is what you need, brother. White Jesus. Kirby's down there just blowing.

Kneecaps are not organs. Fuck you, Ratatouille. It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes. Episode 108. Zach is out, but he sent us in a segment for later. So we'll hear from him in a minute but we got Corey

what is up we got Rooks and I'm in charge this week again so I got a list of random topics ranging from goldfish to buttholes and we'll cover them but first Corey how was

uh is great we got in thursday went to a fancy schmancy dinner uh where it was like didn't have the name on the outside of the restaurant so that threw us for a loop uh it was just like a black door um bomb food though and then walked around old town on friday saw cirque de soleil uh fucking wild um there's like a a lot of like trapeze artists all that shit there's this uh contortionist and shit was freaky he like turned his whole torso around i was was not a fan and like right before that claire was like this seems like like a really like good like family friendly and there were a lot of kids like it's definitely kids do go to the shows a lot but then it was like she was like

squeamish it was like um and then i met up with my buddy shout out ryan uh not hickey but cory's ryan you hear that fuck you hickey yeah fuck you uh but uh he showed he's like is fluent in french like he speaks just french so i was telling brian earlier today the like it was very confusing because claire and i would order in english and then he would order in french, but he would go first. So like the person, the waiter would be like caught off guard because they'd be like, oh, like, OK, like you speak French and like they're very bilingual. So like it doesn't matter that much, but it just made it so much more difficult. Anytime we went out with Ryan and like on Friday and Sunday night, it was just like, gotcha. Like they started just speaking French to us immediately after they like talked with Ryan and we're like, sorry, we're stupid Americans.

And they're like, it's fine. Like we get those a lot here. It's okay. You learn any French while you're there? Fromage is cheese. Rue is street. And that is kind of the extent a lot of v's and uh uh silent t's um small royal is uh mount royal uh oh and then you're saying montreal no uh there's some other ones that are

like their names of places because we rode the metro a lot so That's not learning French that's just the name no I know I did like not okay didn't learn French but When Claire and I were like would like stand on like the corner waiting for the light or something I would just lean over and go like vovo java vava java vava, but she would be like, stop. Just please stop. I was like, I feel like I could pass, you know? Speaking pretend French to an American who doesn't know French, I feel like I learned enough. Throw fromage in there a little bit, you know? If you trim the facial hair to be a little bit more French looking, I think you might be able to do it. For sure.

And then like Saturday we did like a bar hopping and Claire and I were like pretty fucked up by like 7pm. So we got Chinatown, Chinese food and stayed in. And then Saturday, yeah exactly.

Then Saturday went to Church of the Basilica, saw another church, which was fucking nuts and then drank more ate more and came back on monday so my rating was a maple leaf in the canadian flag for very obvious reasons i wish i put there's like a fromage thing in there but i didn't want to just put cheese so omri do from mosh have you not seen that dexter's lab episode buddy even if i had like it's that's not the best one logged in my memory bank you can't say he's trying to learn dexter's lab oh like it's it's one episode and

everyone knows it so i'm sad you don't he's like trying to learn french for like class and like he makes his little inventions or whatever so he makes one that just speaks french to him while he sleeps, so he can learn it while he sleeps. But the tape breaks, so all it does is repeat Omelette du Fromage all night. So when in the morning he wakes up for his test, all he can say is Omelette du Fromage for the rest of the episode. Classic. What an idiot. So I know two words in French, and it omni for mush rocks. How's your week? good

It was pretty chill. Uh, so my emojis were the I did like two hearts and then like two like Like lovers, you know because I was in Virginia which is for lovers. Oh boom because I was in Virginia, which is for lovers. Oh. Boom. Is that their actual slogan? That's their fucking tag is Virginia is for lovers. That's really dumb. Gross. But yeah, I just went to Virginia, visited some fam. Me, Denise, and Pooch went down there.

Friday, just got in with dinner. Saturday, played some yolf had a great shot an 89 second best round i've ever played it was lovely hot damn um my fucking my cousin he's he's a 12 year old he's wearing he was wearing black khakis a red polo and a black hat and we kept joking oh you look like fucking tiger woods and we get kept calling tiger sunday outfit but then we got chick-fil-a and we went and he was running his chick-fil-a out to his dad and we were like oh my god this was so like how did we miss this and then like every time he had a good shot we were like saying my pleasure and shit like it was just the 12 year old was not having fun because like 12 year olds don't like to be made fun of. And we made fun of him for the entire round.

But play some good golf. And then just really honestly just ate and drank. Like it was like really shitty weather down there. So we kind of just hung out in the house. Everyone was all over Indy and he was the happiest dog on this planet. She was so good. She didn't pee pee or poopy in the house and she wasn't too too like spastic so we love that it was a big w um and then yeah just got back yesterday and cooled it oh yeah that's cool i feel like memorial day weekend i feel like corey you did a lot but like usually it's pretty chill i don't

feel like people do too much and then like they go to the beach and they just like chill. It's a big like beach weekend or like cookout weekend and stuff like that. But like, yeah, I just glad I was very nice having like something a little more low key. Like I, it sucked that the weather was bad, but like, it was kind of nice. Cause I just got to like kind of hang out and reset and I've been traveling a bunch. So it was a nice, nice chill weekend. Love that. Hell yeah.

Cool. Uh, I don't't what are my emojis i sent something didn't i tv microphone big red x hell yeah did anyone ask what you did this weekend didn't think so hit the outro music cory sorry we're not gonna get to zach's music recommendation for the week we can't have this outro it's gonna be different all right um went to a comedy show it's sick i like free comedy shows they have them here i don't know you need to like buy drinks but like whatever so it just means tommy or mike gets an extra two drinks oh you have to buy drinks that's yeah it's like a two drink minimum but like the drinks are like eight dollars so like i don't know 20 bucks for yeah that's not bad um it was sick uh went to a arcade it was sick got some tacos the sick

built tv stand sick and uh i learned a new gym pet peeve there's this girl i've seen her a couple times and she had like a tripod like last week or something i was like all right i'm just gonna avoid that entire corner of the gym because like whatever don't want to be in the way don't want to like not you don't want to be an accident don't this camera this camera this camera exactly but this time i was like just like lifting in front of the mirror doing whatever the hell in like some little space and then she like sat on a bench like in front of me i was like well i'm not gonna move she had her tripod but she wasn't filming anything so she had a tripod with her phone on it next to her like bench she was using and she was like

scrolling through stuff but not like filming anything so this girl brought a tripod to the gym just to hold her phone so she could scroll through twitter while she was lifting i would rather you film no i'd rather you be filming no i hate it it's terrible um yeah i'd probably rather than be filming what is she doing doing curls scrolling with her nose and shit like why do we have this what's the point no she'd do a set and then just like would sit but it's within like arm's reach and she'd just be like looking through things it looked like she was going through like her routine or something but like why do you have a you don't need a fucking tripod oh i hated it it's it's so weird

there's such a new one to me um so yeah add that to the list of uh weird pet peeves added but yeah weekend was chill i like having a day off just always forget long weekend means short week as well so work week's halfway over already let's go it's the best time pitter patter i know oh can i also and this is this is a gym pet peeve we never talked about are you done with your weekend sorry and i'm gonna cut you off yeah i don't know anything else there's so there's one guy in the gym said there's the there's two guys there's two culprits of this in my gym if you are not like squatting leg press like doing a heavy heavy heavy fucking lift to like failure stop screaming in the fucking gym yeah like i don't know how we didn't talk about this there's this guy in my gym who he has the easy bar curl he's 15 on each fucking side

okay 15 on a side but it's not very it's not like no weight but that's not heavy and he's sitting there doing curls he does like five and then the last four He's like And I'm like dude one you look tiny And two Why are you screaming This is bicep curls man And then yeah there's a guy today who I see And he's actually kind of big But he'll like

He was doing like the peck deck fly today And just yelling and then slamming the weights down I was like my brother you have 130 pounds on that thing like just breathe for a second like calm down hate that shit i'm all on board because like you don't need to make any noise at all especially like depending on the type of gym some gyms are like there's a lot of chains and rust on the wall yeah and if you're like a fucking like one of the like bodybuilding dungeons where everyone's just like, we have shows to prepare for, then yes, fucking

y'all all go crazy. But like, and I don't need a lunk alarm like fucking planet fitness, but just stop. Fuck, like, if you're doing bicep curls, there's no reason for you to be screaming. There's never a reason for you to be yelling for bicep curls. I'm sorry. Just reminds me of

there's one time at the white building at penn state that's the name of the gym if you're listening and you don't go to penn state anyways um i did some dude asked me to spot him on bench and i was like 135 and like he was like big enough that like that wasn't gonna be hard so he did like a set of five but on his last one he just fully yelled and he like racked it i'd have to touch the bar once and i was like okay and i kind of walked away and some other dude gave me a look and i was like i have no i don't know this guy at all just because i don't and that dude started dying laughing and just like walked away and i was like well this is the worst so like i've seen that guy at the gym all the time

back in college and i like would actively avoid him because I know what was coming. So people are crazy. Did he do it all the time? It wasn't just a one time thing? I didn't see him do it after that though. For recognizing his face again, he wasn't yelling. Why it was when I was

plotting him? He had like a brutal injury it was actually him doing his rep yeah it sounded pretty painful um but we digress all right rooks i have a uh i've left new food for you to try i sent you a link i feel like maybe i'm out of the loop on this but i've never heard about it before it's a collaboration with uh goldfish and maryland classic goldfish flavor oh my god that's give me that shit

oh my god it's everywhere i have to buy this. Based on the Google search, it is everywhere. But I've never heard of it at all. I've never seen that, but I would absolutely be purchasing it. And I'm not one of those bucket Maryland Old Bay perverts. There's some people that are like, when we were in high school... Nah, chill out.

There's some people when we were in high school who literally everything they ate... There's this bitch in my high school who literally everything they ate... There was this bitch in my high school who had toast and she put Old Bay on it. I was like, bitch, what are you doing? Please stop. I'm not one of those,

but that sounds fucking delicious. I need that Asav Rocky in my blood. That sounds so good. Hell yeah. I'm happy you haven't seen that before. It makes so much sense. It's happy you haven't seen that before because like i don't know it makes so much sense it's just like a salty snack and that's what old bay is like to be honest old bay like any type of chip you can fucking dust with old bay and it's going to

be great oh my gosh have you ever they do um how do you say the chip brand utz utz is it utz i've heard like i don't know i feel like i've heard people say utes utes yeah i've heard oh like ryan hickey and no one else that would be the most hickey fucking shit i've ever heard i love how how slowly you backed into that one i just didn't i didn't want to say it and then just get immediately berated. It's fair. You guys pounce sometimes. But I think it's them. They do cheese puffs that have Old Bay on them.

And it's one of the best things I've ever eaten in my fucking life. It's so good. That sounds delicious. I've never heard of that before what about we need to do have you ever watched retin link on youtube this might be a long shot i have yeah but like i'm not gonna know i'm not gonna know what you're gonna say it's not fair um then i'll explain it more they always have a series of like will it blank so it'd be like will it hot dog or will it ice cream sandwich or something? We just do.

Will it Old Bay and just put Old Bay on everything and make Rooks taste test a bunch of random dumb food. So a tire. Cool. Our first piece of glass. 50 Cal bullet. But yeah, that's the food news for the week um all right that's next hey you know what that's good news sometimes i would say a majority of the time the last time food news

came to our plate here and it's one semi dudes we were talking about um chocolate anal beads so glad we had something that's actual good food food news oh crap it didn't send hold on did it send uh more one second or just more news oh i was gonna say on the topic of buttholes i got tiktok well it was fun while it lasted folks if you thought you were on the wrong podcast you are now tuned back into it's wednesday my dudes we had so much positive with the goldfish um so the title is to watch this right because the title says a lot well like we can discuss um the title is everything i wish i knew before i got my butthole removed off the bat did you know you could do that is this real yeah yeah i've watched

it which is like show her butthole but like damn it i don't want to watch it i'm just kidding well i mean she can't she got it removed that's fair that's a good point yeah there's one comment it's just what like all lowercase is 42 000 likes but actually dude oh so and i'm not gonna i'll watch the tiktok after but like do you know why like we were i mean we could pause for a minute and i'll watch it and then talk after but like it's some medical thing of course but like i've never heard that i don't think it was just a casual like she grabbed her butthole removed it obviously it's fucking medical i got your nose i got your nose give me back my butthole one day didn't want that butthole anymore just took it out threw it through in the trash

okay watch watch it and i'll cut this out and we can okay okay no this i don't i don't care about anything she's talking about in this one. I feel like she doesn't explain. In this TikTok, it's her just explaining all the things that happened after and just being like, yeah, it sucked, it hurt, it was gross. If you told me I got my butthole removed, you know what my first three thoughts would be? Oh, that sounds like it sucks. Oh, that sounds like it hurts.

Oh, that sounds gross. I don't her like telling us about the drain she got after i want to know why she got her butthole removed well i typed in butthole removal surgery on google and the first article that comes up is called uh barbie butt colon my experiences and tips and tricks uh if you get your butthole removed do you not have a hole anymore like is it stapled shut now like what are we talking yeah that's well i'm saying like okay getting getting your butthole removed in my brain right there could also be like just removing like the muscle tissue of your butthole like you'll still have a hole it's just not gonna be like it's just a loose butthole we're not we're not gonna have a we're

not gonna have what do we call it that one time we're not gonna have any hoops you know what i mean it's gonna be just like a saggy oh my god dude i'm getting the weirds right now man oh god um there yeah i think it's like sewn up and i think you have to have like a bag you know whatever those are called the colonoscopy bag something like that yeah oh yeah um i'm gonna read article um to simply put it a proctectomy surgery otherwise known as barbie butt surgery don't think anyone calls it that. That's hilarious. That's what it's known on the streets. Can I get the Ken surgery and just smooth front?

Where your rectum and anus are removed and sewn up permanently. The surgery may occur for a number of reasons. But in my case, I guess this is a story. It was to create a temporary ileostomy although i was now pooing out of my stoma they left my rectum and anus intact in case i was able to have a future surgery to reconnect it hey i'm not gonna I hate all of this. I know this sounds like this would be right up the alley of our podcast.

I hate all of this. All of this is just making me uncomfortable and just so unhappy right now. Oh my god. It's just, I mean, this one, it's not even they removed it. They just made this on a train.

They'll like, they'll give you a bus to go around it for a minute and they just do maintenance. That's what they did. They just, they're starting to like scoot poop around it on a Metro bus instead of the train. Scoot poop.

Dude. Oh my God. What a specific example, but yeah, it's a good,'s brian before we dive into it it's a good example yeah thank you it concerns me how quickly and like your slogan came definitely way too quick way too quick i've got a genius marketing brain okay you should know that um yeah what's that first poop after i'm gonna i'm gonna stick with the the metro train analogy if you reconnect the train and we're running we're first train back dude what's that like is it like smooth sailing or is it rough

because it's like probably rough probably rough well i have 10,000 questions, right? So when they first sew it up, you're gonna need to heal. Do they give you something to stop you from shitting? Well, so you have the back. Oh yeah, you have a different exit. But like... It's the trolley situation, if you will.

There's gonna be a levee that you can pull. And then all the traffic turns one day. Oh my god. Oh yeah, I be a levee that you can pull, and then all the traffic turns one day. Oh my god. Oh yeah, I guess. Okay, that makes sense. I'm thinking more chip clip. So you just, you have to and it seals off, and then there's another path, you know?

Oh. Wouldn't that just be a butt plug? Chocolate flavored. God damn it. I like where your head's at. Yeah, so hypothetically, I could just have this surgery myself, right? Just shove a butt plug in my ass.

Perfect. I think you're missing some steps. But, hey, to each their own. It's the same general idea, right? If I just really plug it up, it'll come out of somewhere else eventually, right? Sure. Doc, I really need this procedure. I swear.

I swear. It's like a cartoon where they're like the boat's sinking and they try to like plug every hole, but a new hole pops out. I'm looking like fucking SpongeBob with the the suns dude where he has the bubbles coming out oh god that's that's one of the foulest things i think that i've ever said on this podcast holy shit that's disgusting oh I wish I had something super light to talk about after this so we can like get back on track

oh is there something heavy cause I think I have a list of 20 things I haven't looked at them in weeks so I have no idea what I'm gonna bring up next so I'm trying to keep talking about bottles I didn't.

I'll read it for you. He just said, fuck you, Brian. After sending that text out. I think Zach doesn't appreciate anything I do pretty much ever. Every response is always him on the other side of anything I say. There might have been like one invention i've ever thought of where he was on my side but other than that i will say condom gun we were all it was pretty you condom gun is like the one that was pretty unanimous like we were all

like this is a great idea but that was his invention that's why oh yeah of course he's gonna agree with himself here burn list out your inventions let me let me try to jog my memory here yeah yeah yeah i mean if you want me to i kind of i want to see if if he i don't think he liked any of them i think i'm on brides let's go let's i yeah i want to try to determine and try to remember. Do you remember who invented, as if we actually created these? Oh, they exist. It's like Thomas Edison, bro.

We're talking about Spock things. Do you just want ones that I think I invented or do you want the whole list? I want the ones that you think you did. The whole list is too much. Brass toes. Don't I remember? I don't like it. I loved brass toes. I don't think he liked those.

I loved brass toes. I don't think he liked them. Just brass knuckles so you could kick people? Yeah, exactly. In parentheses it says brass knuckles for your feet. Spot on. Of all the inventions, I don't hate it. Why did you parentheses

explain that? what the fuck else could brass toes be dude i mean honestly you never know i appreciate that what did you need to explain that to yourself i assumed it was going to be something much dumber and like yes like surgery where you just get your toes replaced but but like brass toes. I don't know. Like I thought it was going to be something much better. Just in case. See, Corey, Corey's in my mind. He understands.

Just go to the next one. Fucking crazy. Bullying pyramid therapy scheme. That seems like one of the ones where Zach just didn't say anything. Like Zach was probably just saying. Out of all of them, I feel like he would like that one, though. He would probably participate. Yeah.

What else? Cool. That's one. One for two. Caesar salad crouton hot pockets. If there's any one on this list that I feel like he would fuck with, it would be this one. It would be that. I feel like he did like that one.

Okay. We all agreed about eating croutons so that's true for the one thing we've ever all agreed on uh condom gun croutons uh putt putt bowling what i don't remember what that is i don't know how that fucking works at all i don't know if it's you you're there's a bowling ball or if it's putt putt but instead of a hole there's pins i think that's what it is wait hold the phone here or is it or is it like instead of putting you just bowl and there's a hole in the ground and it's like mini golf but you're bowling like a ball instead of hitting why would your brain if you're saying

putt putt bowling why would your brain go to playing putt putt with bowling balls because it seems like it would be like cory said it would be you're either playing putt putt and you have a bowling ball and that's just, it would be you're either playing putt putt and you have a bowling ball. And that's just the difference. Like you're bowling and playing putt putt, or you have a lane that has pins and you're putting the ball down the lane. So the second thing you said was the first thing I said, but the first thing you said,

I just flipped it instead of on a course. All I have to say is you had one idea that was you were hitting a bowling ball with a golf club and that is not where my brain went at all but look see this is why i use parentheses to remind myself what it means so now we don't know we have four different ideas for this one i I'm going to guess it. Zach didn't like that one. Desktop Spunk Tank. I think he's 50-50. Please see Spunk Tank.

Face Spanks. I don't think he liked them. I don't think he liked them. I think he and him were both on the side that we hate it. Yeah. I liked it. Corey's a big hat guy um airplane bathroom attendance

i don't think he would like that i think we all got a good laugh out of that but i don't think any of us said that that was a good idea yeah i think we all thought it was funny but i don't think any of us were like let's pitch this somewhere i don't think i did either but it was it's on the list i don't remember what this one really means but etsy cigarette candles where it's like is it just making an etsy shop but like the candle smells like cigarettes are you just getting secondhand smoke i i think instead of a wick in this candle it's just a cigarette so then you light it and it just burns down so it smells like a cigarette but there's like also sort of a good scent i don't know what reference that was

i'm not getting a buzz but i'm also getting cancer perfect well exactly yeah you want all the bad none of the good just like my putt-putt bowling idea. A lot of broken putters. Insulated for cold food pants pockets. Oh, yeah. I love that one. I still love that one. I feel exactly

like that one. I think he likes food ideas. Yeah, I think Zach would be on board with that one. Oh, there's some. Oh, oh, oh, O o'reilly's auto pasta wait why is it also car related like i mean i guess drive-through i understand where our mind went but we have an auto shop food place and now we have a car wash food place i don't i mean when our car wash pizza restaurant breaks down next door there could be a oh oh oh riley's auto pasta you can go over there get a snack get a little bowl pasta and an oil change for your car for the car wash i don't think

this was an actual idea i think you just said oh oh oh all right these are no pasta and the fact that we didn't even elaborate or expand on it and you just wrote it fucking down in your notes is so good like it wasn't even an idea it was just like this is genius brian's just living in the car's world 24 7 ka-chow yeah i don't want to get on the car for anything 24 7. Ka-chow. I don't want to get on my car for anything. Everything has to be dragged through. It's too good of a name to have not written down.

I'm going to keep adding it to them. Oh, I mean, this was super recent. Scrody the mascot t-shirt cannon. I mean, love. Love it. I don't care what his opinion on it, because it was a great idea. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

That was like one of our more well thought out ones. I feel like we built a, I mean, the university exists, but we built a better advertisement group. We'll build a better one. Yeah. TV show idea. Definitely mine. It was Flavor Flavlave but it never ends and so we keep

going even after she dies that's and we'd like that's definitely one don't i don't think that's a show brother i don't i don't think that's a continuous like thing that would even be considered a show you weekend at bernie's him for the not couple seasons and then he like decomposed a lot seasons of a fucking corpse man do you see did you see there was like oh man i should have saved this article there was like people are visiting uh a nun who's like i heard about that yeah and she was like in the ground for like it was like a year four months or something. Yeah, I don't know. Long enough where there should be some decomposition and like not.

So just saying, could work. Maybe we see if the nun wants to do the show. Well, her family. She could be a cast member. No, she could be on the show. Yeah, but I don't think we can ask her. Hey, wake up! Wake up, bitch! I think we can ask her like hey wake up wake up bitch

i got your butthole gotta wake up um oh jesus we could the xlb and instead of the 50 50 raffle we're doing the 80 20 raffle which one was the 80 20 like is that we get 80 of the money you only win 20 yeah yeah yeah totally worth itds are in our favor. And then T-shirt cannon restaurant where we got salt guns and then all the rest of the food gets shot out of the T-shirt cannon. I think that was one of the food ones that Zach

doesn't like. Okay. I feel like the really, really out there one, Zach just doesn't say anything. He's just like, I'm not even gonna like Yeah fair I feel like if the explanation gets past A certain length

Zach's out That's fair And the last one was Fred Durst endorsed Chicken in a biscuits These all get read back to back to back to back it's really fucking ridiculous there are some good ones

that's such a good idea would you have it chicken in a biscuit but just spelled B-I-Z-K-I-T Oh of course Would that just be the only change It might have to We could do some fun flavors that like they taste like

Something It's just one of those days Sorry That was pretty spot on Oh I had one more thing for us to do Fred Oh my fucking god oh one more thing for us to do hearing one more fun article hearing one of the inventions

fine hearing two okay this is ridiculous hearing like seven in a row oh my fucking god what is going on like all you're thinking is hit hit hit money money money burke thought one of them was such a good idea he just wrote it down without us even fucking talking about it at all um we did talk about it you came up with a name for that so i think i just said oh oh riley's auto pasta and then you laughed about it and i don't think we said anything else after that about it such a good idea it didn't need to be talked about 80 of our ideas of marketing have you ever seen anything that's like 20 shown exactly this day 20 raffle that's what we're teaching people we're learning here we're a money podcast now you're not investing all of your money in us you're doing something

you're sleeping an hour or more a day get fucked buddy you're poor have fun living out on the streets i'll tell you that right now have you seen the like girls that like make fun of the fans they're really spot on they're so good oh my Oh my God. Incredible. Shout out whoever they are. I don't know their name. It's not going to look it up. It's two chicks from Barcelona. I do forget their names as well, but that shit's funny. Fair, fair, fair.

All right. You want another good food news thing? Yeah. Is it actually good or is it like chocolate and middle beans good? He's one for one right now, so I feel like it's going to be bad because he could toss out a bad one. Let's let the sushi roll. So our favorite restaurant, Taco Bell, has got some new food.

Do you want to take a guess on what it is? Can we have it? Like, if I ask, is it Mexican food? Like, I would assume the answer is yes, but I don't. So can I ask that? I would say no, actually. Okay. like i would assume the answer is yes but i don't so can i ask i would say no actually okay um is it uh uh ruben sandwich no that would be wild colder colder than nothing that was the first guess yeah what first guess was was it is it mexican food oh i that was i thought that i got one free question i don't know um okay brooks your

your turn colder cory uh cereal a little warmer i guess pasta colder cory pancakes they probably don't do that neutral i guess i don't know brooks i'm gonna go with fried severed anuses oh i want to say warm but i can't colder mashed potatoes oh i would say warmer but you're gonna be confused by me saying warmer but i'm gonna say warmer but I can't. I'm colder. Mashed potatoes. Oh. I would say warmer, but you're going to be confused by me saying warmer, but I'm going to say warmer. Rucks.

I just really, at this point, I just want you to tell us. Yeah, I really want to know too. Colder. Baja Blast flavored ice cream. Oh. Yeah.

It's not Mexican. I feel like it would be fine, but like. Yeah, that's what like give me uh baja blasted sherbert i'm on board yeah that's that'd be bomb but i also i don't know like is it gonna have like pop rocks like is it gonna be like a little fizzy you know some hot sauce on top what no okay what you gotta make it mexican somehow you gotta use stuff that's uh there is there fried ice cream mexican like yeah i mean like a million dollar idea here in the baja blast

they just have crunchwrap supremes just like frozen in there as well little mini ones no i want full fucking one i want that shit to be stacked like a lasagna in that fucking box dude oh it's like that's golden you want me to put that on the idea list and i'm gonna put bad if you're not going to i'm gonna start my own idea list here and i'm gonna write it down please do because yeah i'm kind of on board though and like i think the news articles that i'm reading it doesn't say if it's at stores or if it's actually just that taco bell itself but i hope it's like baja blast soft serve give me a cone yeah i don't know i just i feel like it's not gonna do it for me you know i do agree. If it was like a Sherbert...

I mean, Sherbert is very close to a frozen Baja Blast from Taco Bell, right? Yeah. Do they have frozen Baja Blasts? Yeah. I mean, yeah. But it's not... One thing I love about the Baja is I think the form that it's in is perfection. I think the ratios are all there

the bubbles just make it it's just an absolute chef's kiss was it a three out of three symbol what's that for Corey zero oh I thought you were looking at me oh it's okay got it got it got it like I'm not I got you it's him jerking a tiny penis

dude it's just I guess on that note we can uh we can get zach's uh outro song uh zach what's the song of the week thanks brian yeah so this week i got a hell of a ditty by a little jonathan and tony the taiga oh baby does it get my little pp moving when small john says wiggle that ass make, make it shake like Jell-O. I think I shed a tear every time. All right. Thanks, Zach.

Jesus fucking Christ. Been over making me. BINNOVA MAKIN' ME TOUCH YOUR AIR BOWS BINNOVA MAKIN' ME TOUCH YOUR AIR BOWS BINNOVA MAKIN' ME TOUCH YOUR AIR BOWS How fast can you shake it? Put it on that nigga till his ass can't take it How fast can you shake it? Put it on that nigga till his ass can't take it Outro Music