It’s Wednesday My Dudes - 115: Go Ted Bundy! I Choose You!

Episode Date: August 9, 2023

August 5th, will live in infamy, as the day taste died, as Skittles has teamed up with Frenches for a mustard flavor... Then we talk about which Pokemon represent each serial killer. Rate us 5 stars on Spotify! and leave a review and rate on Apple Podcasts!Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. So did you guys celebrate on August 5th? Yes. Every day in life is a celebration. No, no, no, no. Specifically August 5th, though, Corey. What did you do? What day was that?

Wednesday. Play the music. Not where I was going. It was Saturday. You're going to get me over my segment real fast, though. You're going to want to hear this, Corey. It was Saturday? I celebrated by staying in the car and driving back to Pittsburgh.

What did I celebrate, though? It's going to be something bad. I already know it. National Mustard Day. I hate i hate mustard oh i like mustard okay do you like do you like regular like french like no that's bad mustard well yeah yeah you're talking you're talking like the dirty mustard i will say the french's mustard is only good on a chicago style hot dog that's it yeah yeah okay i like this we got a split down the middle i'm a i'm only like honey mustard kind of guy regular mustard makes no sense and i hate when they give it to you when you have like the big pretzel as an appetizer it's just like salty on top of like unsalted pretzel it makes no sense um but for national mustard day there was a famous company that

released a new product don't look at your phones because i just sent it to you any guesses well hold on a second so mustard is ground up seeds right so why is it not called mustard milk because almonds are ground up almonds or mustard butter yeah hold on mustard milk would be good because human milk isn't ground up humans cow milk's not ground up cow almond milk is ground up almonds but if you put it in water and you're like let it ooze but i feel like that's what mustard does you probably mix mustard seeds with water and let it maybe i mean we can make mustard milk on top of this thing they made this week i think it wouldn't be a hit you could get the the vanilla milk strawberry milk mustard milk to do the trifecta um possibly worse skittles teamed up with french's to make a mustard

flavored skittle so bad i hope people lose their jobs over this stuff. That's what I think about. The guy whose idea it is, they're like, you will try it, but if it has horrible ratings, you're out. Because that's performance, right? If it's poor, see ya. Yeah, but are they trying to get bad press? Because I feel like you're definitely getting bad press, which is good press. Yeah, like they're just trying to make anything ridiculous so that way they're like oh

everybody's talking about it yeah when was the last time french's was in the news when is uh when they surrendered in world war ii they're gonna start putting cyanide inside their food because that would get some pretty good headlines. It might taste better. Good. I think I'd rather have that than mustard Skittles. The only way I think mustard Skittles would be okay is if they replaced the little mustard pump thing for the hot dog stands in every stadium across the world so that it only pumped out mustard Skittles

just to see people be confused. It would be so entertaining holding a hot dog under it and there's like poor Skittles on top. Do you think that it's like for like, I'm trying to think, would you put it on anything? Like, would you get a hot dog and put Skittles, like tuck Skittles in the bun or something? Like mustard Skittles on one side, ketchup M&Ms the other call it a day a ketchup m&m i'm just picturing eating this like my mind i can't wrap my mind around like a mustard flavored skittle so i'm just picturing you eating like yellow skittles with your hot dog and it just being what i assume lemon like wait aren't skittles all the same flavor? Isn't that it? No, that's M&M's. No.

What are Skittles? So like, what is it? Lemon? Lemon, lime, red. Used to be green apple. And then they smartened up and changed it back to lime. No, those definitely have flavors. It's been a while.

But yeah, I don't know. My brain's just broken, kind of. Zach, you putting mustard flavored Skittles on your hot dog? Probably not, no. Now, what would be – this would be a good – you know what this should be used for? And it's the only thing that should be used for. Torture. Torture is in Halloween when you place out the big bowl of candy and just all mustard Skittles and the little brats end up dumping

the entire bowl into their candy bag, and you just fill it with mustard Skittles. And then that way they get bamboozled. Wait, so is it just an open bag of like you just scoop it with your hands? I feel like people don't do that. Usually it's like a – But isn't the packaging going to say it's mustard flavored skittles they can't read brian kids who trick-or-treat can't read you know this i mean exactly swapping the the wrapping but like that it'll be like taped up like sketchy and the parents will be like this one definitely

has a razor blade in it did your parents go through your candy when you were little when you came back yeah needles yeah my mom's a crazy anxious human being so of course she did i mean i think mine did or they like i assume they did i don't have any like vivid memory of it i remember dumping out like my candy on like the rug and like sorting through and being like what did we get doing the tradesies classic club doing a halloween episode in august too this is our halloween episode totally was the plan let's keep it going so you said you couldn't read when you trick-or-treated when was the latest you trick-or-treated that zach or could you just not read for a long time this goes one yeah i don't want to get into it really i don't want to i don't want to dox myself from my reading level uh i the latest i trick-or-treated

was freshman year of high school yeah i think that's like that's spot on. Corey, same? Yeah, I don't have it logged in my memory too well, but I'm pretty sure that's around when it would have been. Not a Halloween guy, I guess. I wish they, you know, there's the Harry Potter jelly belly beans thing where it's like half of them taste horrible, half of them taste good. Yay. But do that with Skittles. We already got mustard. Just do like all the condiments. They do it with jelly bellies already.

Yeah. I just want condiments. I want them to make like, you know how they do like the Skittles and it's like the tropical Skittles. It's just condiment Skittles. It's like barbecue, mayo, ketchup, honey mustard.

Mayo. Mustard. What's the, is there an orange Skittle? Yeah, it's orange. Tabasco. You're welcome. Not great.

I don't think you could go worse than mayo, though. I don't know. I think mayo is better than mustard. What about soy sauce? Soy sauce would be good. If you would have it like we were saying before, where it's like you just put it on the things you would normally put ketchup on kind of a great idea because then it's just like i don't know if this was like when we were little or if it was like a phase of time

like in the 2000s early 2000s it was like the astronaut food it's just like freeze-dried everything yeah that's what i'm picturing it's just like a packet of all of the condiments you could possibly want but they're not mixing together because it's all just skittles but there's no balls but is this sweet are we like a sweet of fine all of these flavors because like a lemon skittle does not taste like a lemon it tastes like a because i i couldn't just eat a lemon raw it's way too sour but i could eat a lemon skittle so are we like adding sugar to all of these things to make them palatable? I have no clue. That's why I need to.

I was hoping one of you guys on August 5th were celebrating Mustard Day so we could try these. They dropped it for Mustard Day or like. Yeah, there there's a. There's a mustard mobile that was going around Atlanta,anta washington and new york for the week of august 5th so i guess imagine imagine the negative amount of chicks you're getting if you drive in the mustard like i mean could you drag race the wiener mobile though and like make headline news that would be incredible bro if you had... The guy who's driving the Wienermobile is pulling way harder than the guy who's driving the Mustardmobile. Is there one Wienermobile?

That's a dumb question, I feel like. The assumption is no, I think. But like... I think it's like a blimp situation where there's only like four blimps in the entire world. There's probably like four Wienermobiles, I'm assuming the u.s do you think they go international yeah wiener core you want to take a guess on how many wienermobiles there are i got the number i'm gonna say

17 oh way too high. There are six. I thought there's two because I like I was always there's there's six time zones in the United States. Hawaii's got to be there's four, right? Five. One's extra. Guam's a territory, right? So, you know, something. Yeah know something exactly yeah yeah we got there i always thought

there was two because everyone thinks there's only one but there's like oh no they're actually somewhere else six seems like a lot i want to see all six in the same place are there six wieners in a package or are there eight eight dogs i think it's eight there's eight dogs there's eight dogs so they need to have eight i feel like they should gotta replicate and then they like ride them all like find out are there four lane highways find a four lane highway and then have four in front four in the back i don't know what you do with that hook them up together i guess and you drive as one unit why hasn't the wiener mobile been involved in any fast and furious movies what i want to know like i feel like you could do something very cool that's really good

yeah i i would pay a lot of money to see the rock drive the wienermobile and just like slam into somebody with like the end of it and kill them as like the final scene of the movie it's in that thing there's like no way i feel like i just picture that thing with the door being like too short and i don't know why he doesn't get if it's in that thing. There's like, no way. I feel like I just picture that thing with the door being like too short. And I don't know why he doesn't get inside. He's like, he gets on top and has like, you know,

the reins that a horse has. He just has like a piece of rope attached to the front tires. And he's just pull on either side to turn left and right. It's just like, it looks like his wiener. If he's riding, if he's straddling it, you know,

I'm looking at the wienermobile and these things are just objectively cool like i like not even joking these are just so swaggy they have like if you've seen the inside they have like captain's chairs with a sky it's like a a full-on like uh camper type of deal there's like a couch a I mean, I feel like they live in them when they drive them around. Who's they? Oh, there's a name for it. Let me find it. Like Franken drivers.

Mr. Wiener. How much do Wienermobile drivers make? Oh, I thought there was a cool name for them. The gas mileage on this has got to be terrible, though. There's so much wind resistance. You make $35,000 being a Wienermobile driver. Why do they have... The carpeting they have in there is like bowling alley central.

They have the bowling alley carpet. I mean, is there a bowling alley in it? No. Yo, there's so many seats in there, too. Do you think you can pick people up in there too. Pick people up. Tour schedule. Let's see. When are they in town?

Hey, Claire, I canceled our honeymoon. The Wienermobile is going to be in town. Have you guys seen the mini Wienermobile? The Vienna sausage mobile? Wait, is that a thing? It's a little guy. Look, I feel like we could,

I feel like we could, uh, it's just like, looks like a golf cart. This, this, this sounds like a smart purchase by us. Cause there's only six.

So that's scarce. People love hot dogs and aren't going to not love hot dogs. Um, I would do it. I have two wiener. They're not called this, but they should be. You can type your address in and see if there's two events nearby. And I wish they called them wiener events. That's like how I read it. And there's two.

One in Youngstown and one in Canton, I've got to imagine is for for the football game or something guys if we had to split a Wienermobile what's the highest you'd spend between well let's assume Rooks is here as well highest I would spend yeah

to outright buy one okay um hmm yeah like to outright buy one okay um i need to catch a glimpse of the inside of this thing i haven't seen the interior yet yeah i feel like we need to i need to i need to bake some money into kind of redoing the inside a little bit at least updating it with some new features the inside's so nice though i need like a backup camera oh man oh yeah fair i would spend a good amount of money here right let's take this thing tailgating oh that'd be so i throw in 20 large i throw in 20

large you've got to imagine there's got to be something on that like is there this is a really dumb question there's got to be like some sort of like like hot dog cooker in there right attachment going around not having hot dogs cooked. For tailgating, that just makes sense. Could you imagine pulling up in the Penn State tailgate lots as you're the Wienermobile guy?

Wienermobile. I would put... I don't know. Now I'm really thinking about it. Now I kind of want it for tailgating. Zach put down 20,000. So we got a good base to work on. I'll put 10K down.

Okay. We only need $7,000 because there's a replica on Craigslist that we could buy. A full size replica? Guys. Full size. It's from like three years ago. So I'm assuming someone else bought this. So that's like what 1500 each yeah two thousand each i spent 1500 on dumber stuff probably

nights out what's what's the what's the gas mileage on that bad boy i'm telling you it has 110 000 miles on it currently which seems like a lot somehow uh i'll find that not that much to be honest if its job is to drive around the country like that's what it's for right so now i'm like that doesn't sound like a lot that thing's basically brand new really when you think about it uh based on google it gets 187 smiles per gallon hate that you say smile i hate that i hate it it's not helpful also that can't be right at all because my car my nissan maxima gets like 500 miles and it's a 15 gallon tank so you're telling me this Wienermobile is more fuel efficient than my Nissan Maxima?

It said smiles per gallon. I thought they were just being really dumb and just like that's even dumber. How do they even calculate that? I thought you were about to be like, no way it gets that many smiles. No, yeah, this thing definitely gets seven miles a gallon gallon there's no way it's more than that but you think like i just looked at the picture of the skittles thing and it's grosser than what i thought it would be just like the picture made it too real

it's like it's just a photo of a skittles package that's yellow yeah but the mustard i just really don't like mustard. Like, regular French is mustard. It's poop. And I mean that. Bro, if we bought this podcast from the Wienermobile, take it around town. Not town. The United States.

That'd be incredible. In that screenshot, it says Mustardmobile. What's that bad boy look like i was gonna get there and uh i'm happy you brought me around it has to have like a giant cannon that shoots mustard out the top right and then you have to like photos i see is just like a reddit post and it's just a very mustard looking tesla i don't think that's it but i found one that looks like a cloud but it's yellow this i don't i don't know what a mustard mobile i'm expecting to look like other than like the yellow squirt bottle at a restaurant. Yeah, that's the one I saw too.

Hot dog bus. Let's just buy a bad van and then just put a bunch of boxes of hot dogs in there and then just roll around and just throw in hot dogs at people. We can call it the knock off Wienermobile. I mean, just t-shirt cannon out the top like a turret on like the

Warthog and Halo. Well, that could be the Fast and Furious thing. It'd be the rock with a Gatling gun, but it shoots out hot dogs on top of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. We can try to drive the mobile. We're obviously going to get the Wienermobile. so we just get that and then we drive it we try to find uh vin diesel's house is the next thing and then we

just try to drive it enough times and then get his attention and then we try to get ourselves into fast and furious yeah it's a great idea because obviously they have to have it i mean have you seen the videos where they put like fat and furious they're always grilling and doing like having coronas at like a picnic they're probably having hot dogs with it too i like i feel like a grilled hot dogs kind of stink i'm more of a boiled guy that's a hot take hot dog roller roller or die boiled is not better than grilled in any way poopy no wrong how it's just better i don't know oh good is good opinion let's look up right now what's better on google don't look up your opinion state your opinion no no hold on hold

on i'll allow it let's see where this goes let him cook let him cook let him boil my man's boiling over here also like just for sheer time i feel like i don't want to i hate waiting for a pot to boil in general and especially like if the outcome is just a hot dog, like that's dumb. So go ahead. This says, this says before you're grilling, you should actually boil your hot dog. So if you have to boil it before it's the superior form of cooking. Well, is it also the same resource that said the Wienermobile gets 137 smiles per gallon? Because I don't think we can really trust that.

That's what the big pot companies want you to think. Increase all of their pots and pans sales for all the boiling of the hot dogs that you don't need to boil. Legalize Wienermobiles. Do you think we could put a jet engine in the back of this thing? Drag race it by vin diesel's house make enough noise that it would wake him up i think if you just try to launch it to space like not even make it just like try like throw it off a cliff and like take a video i think he'd be he'd be sold then we'd have so we have to invest in two wiener mobiles actually

we could just cg we do it in post just cgi it yeah yeah you'll edit it in post that's all my costco order's here it is wednesday my day i'm gonna fuck you brian yo how do you get milk out of a crab give me milk now mommy fat matchesve world hunger. Can I get this vagina animal style? Bonnie is a wonderland. Be the way. I'm sweater.

Ow! That came as an orgasm? Wah, wah, wahoo! That's like an orgy, my guy. What's up, sluts? The Olympics are a fraud. Your word is Reichstrabatist. Ew, you're gross.

Anywhere close to my butthole, he is just eating right through. Your bottom's off? Trying to low-key penetrate you. Hey, boo-boo. I shall not. Ew, you're gross. Anywhere close to my butthole, he is just eating right through. Your bottom, sir? Trying to low-key penetrate you. Hey, boo-boo. I shall not. Yeah. I shall not. Talking around to shit himself all the time.

He's trying to have sex with a woman. Gun to the penis is what you need, brother. White Jesus. Kirby's down there just blowing. Kneecaps are not organs. Fuck you, Ratatouille. It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes.

Episode 115. Preston's gone, so Dad's missing, so no one's here to wrangle us back in. And Zach just left for his Costco order, so it's just me and Corey

for the minute. Let's see how many items we can guess that he has in his... All right, you writing them up oh yeah yeah i got i got i thought you were saying as if we were going to split up and just write them down individually no no no rack of ribs go uh uh mac and cheese like easy mac oh easy goldfish uh fruit snacks come on oh that's easy uh what's up milk he's just always has those glass bottles of milk i'll say a fruity cereal like fruity pebbles or something like that here we go chocolate cereal he always has a lot of cereal so he has to have both that's true that's true um

give me give me uh this is hard oh oh ohoons. Like some sort of like frozen Rangoon. Some pre-made? I don't know. For sure. I want just turkey meat like 90%, 10%. I feel like he makes tacos all the time. That's too easy. That's a staple. I know. I think

I gotta go bread next. It's too late. I'm gonna go give me Pepto Bismol. I'm going bread and you're going Pepto. And that's it. Oh, come on. No fruit snacks. I forgot you could hear us. No fruit snacks.

Oh, yeah. I walked in and could definitely hear you guys. I haven't had one the entire time. God damn it. I really thought rack of ribs first pick. Easy. You ordered that like a Sunday night one time. Dude, funny you said that they were on sale.

They were like $6 off for three racks and I didn't pull the trigger, but I really wanted to. Guess it's just funny because that is probably the best guess other than like guessing staples. And it's just a full rack of ribs. Like it's absurd. So dumb. It makes me so mad no cereal at all though i guess you're usually pretty like stocked yeah i don't get cereal from costco because they don't have a variety it's usually just they'll just have cinnamon toast crunch it's got a cereal

hookup he just goes in back alleys and gets a cereal i have to start man it's uh it's getting bad it's getting it's getting sparse out there in terms of the cereals i haven't tried that's true i mean start making your own didn't getting sparse out there in terms of the cereals I haven't tried. That's true. I mean, start making your own. Mustards out there. Yeah, just get candy and put milk in it. I do that already. I buy Oreos.

I know. That's what I'm saying. So it's on the table. Just crunch up a packet of ramen. That'd be good. But you have to put the seasoning in i mean cereal is just like basically soup so or soup it is no cereal soup but soup isn't cereal this cereal just gazpacho isn't that cold yeah not all soup is cereal chicken noodle cereal do we do we invest in savory cereals?

Is that the new thing? We're venturing into stuff that's savory that we're making sweet anyway with the fucking mustard Skittles. Yeah, me as well. But no, you guys were – Corey got it right with eggs. It was egg whites technically because my cholesterol was too high so um like last year so i've had to cut it back and only leg whites but i got celsius propel uh deodorant body wash avocados chicken breast and spinach and bananas yeah i mean i forgot it was costco so it's bulk things yeah that would have changed my answers bulk rack of ribs he's he said i was really close it's insane hey you can find me on the racks at Costco

because I'm big and bulky god damn because you have rips I'm out alright Corey it's been two weeks it's been two weeks it's been three weeks for me

I'm upset because I was at the beach last week and I wanted to have an episode to listen to. The last two years I've gone to the beach, you guys have made an episode, and it at least kills an hour and a half. Not an hour and a half, an hour of my car ride, and it's great. So that was upsetting, to say the least. When I saw you guys were recovering i was like i mean i get it like what did you get back in from from uh the east coast yeah i had a three-hour car ride and then a six-hour flight so i got home at like midnight and i'd wake up at five so i was tired

so you so you could have done it um no we can uh I guess I'll start back. The last thing I remember from like, I guess that I would have done since the last pod was we did Sam and Amanda's wedding. Yeah. Yay. It was a blast. It was also like, I think I said this at the wedding. So they had obviously Teddy and Charlie there.

And Teddy, like they saw the inside of the sports museum at beaver stadium before i did so yeah way to get that out of the way for them um but it was dope it was we just danced the entire time that dj was absurd uh i like i don't know it was just like this is a nice kickoff to a vacation weekend. I feel like the last two years, it's been like vacation. And last year I had Dylan's I ended on, which was fun,

but kicking off to start was kind of nice. Cause it was just like, okay, if you're hung over, you just lean right into your, your vacation. Go lay on the beach. It's perfect. Yeah.

But did that got after it? glad we went to indigo basement i mean and creamery stop on the way to the beach uh i really thought rooks was gonna was gonna get us to stay no get us to stay for even longer i did end up telling so when we were there zach at penn state rooks and denise Denise and Brian had an extra night at Penn State. And they're like trying to convince me and Claire to stay because we were just going to go to the beach. And so he kept just saying, like, you're really going to leave us to go hang out with Karina, of all people, which I told her. And she did exactly what I thought she did, which was she laughed. And then she goes, but he doesn't really think that.

Right. And I was like, but. But it was fun. And then we just did our normal beach stuff. Boardwalk, Brian's been there. So there's a huge, just like family. It's a family-friendly beach. So it's just like a boardwalk, which is like a mile long. And it just has games, food, like fantastic food, bad food for you.

And lots of tissue shops. And we just chilled, hung out with family i don't have like any like fun stores stories really my cousins brought their dogs though so that was great got to like cuddle with like four dogs at the end of the day after the beach it was ideal um and then yeah what i do this weekend i don't know what i did this weekend i did jack shit we came back from the beach and then hung out. I know you didn't celebrate National Mustard Day. I thought about it.

I thought about it on the ride home. I was like, should I celebrate Mustard Day? And I said, I fucking hate mustard. So no, that was the decision I made. So I will rate my weekend out of the full week and like two weeks that I was gone. I rate it one uh is there a mustard logo give me the yellow just the color yellow emoji with a thumb just like the square a little racist of cory over here hating on people uh zach how was your week

oh i got three weeks to catch you guys up on so uh three weeks ago i was i was in louisville at a bachelor party uh great time one of the trail i i don't like bourbon turns out just a lot of probably like objectively racist white guys started to just brew bourbon it's fine it's okay but history was all right uh bourbon it just still tastes like like uh nightmares and bad decisions for me um but we did uh two things one we did a uh for the for the best man or the best man at the wedding because the bachelor i did a planning the whole thing because he's just one of those type a personalities so the best man thought i need to do something to contribute because i'm supposed to plan this so he pulled out a classic from like freshman or sophomore year of college

where we wear white t-shirts and you have people write on them and mind you we're all 29 year old men so uh we've entered the first bar and this is not a bar where we should be wearing these white t-shirts it's very divey very like there's some bikers in there and it's just it's just we look very out of place uh so we quickly pivoted and we went to the tbr, a.k.a. the professional bull riding bar that was in Louisville. And we were like, okay, this seems more of our vibe. But my one buddy, shout out Big Carl, Crazy Carl, booked a – got us a table. And we had a table and bottle service at the bull riding bar. Which –

What is that like? that like like i don't it's like a country it's like a country bar and then they just have like a mechanical bull you can ride basically okay okay it's nothing like they have to have like a fleet of bulls to ride i thought i was thinking real bulls like hanging around you just let them loose no yeah that'd be sick those are the bottle service girls yeah right speaking of which one was dressed as ricky bobby from talladega nights which was a little unnecessary she had the full wonder bread race car outfit on that's awesome was it like your fan sexy sexy ricky bobby or just like regular ricky bobby no it was like regular ricky bobby

she was like flanked by even better sexy cowgirls um but uh I mean dude it was good I always forget when you get outside of a big city how cheap everything is guess how much uh a bottle like the minimum was for a table for like 18 it was like 18 of us guess how much like per person or the total was so I'm gonna go total I'm not gonna sit here and do math uh three hundred dollars i'm gonna go 301 it's not three hundred dollars it's eighteen hundred dollars but it ended up being only a hundred dollars a person for like the giant like mac but it's the giant magnum bottles of gray goose jack daniels like i i drank way more than a hundred dollars worth of alcohol at as like in bottle service.

We had so much. How many Costco ribs did you have, though? Zero. I had so much that we had to order another bottle to hit the minimum at the very end of the night with an hour left. And so we had the nozzle, and my buddy was just dumping liquor in my mouth. And then it was gin, which I hate. And then he sprayed me across the eyes with my with the gin and i got gin in my eyes and it hurt real bad um but turns out the white shirts a huge hit

there's a lot of bachelorette parties in louisville for whatever reason and so everyone was just like right now we were having a good time um someone drew the sun on my shirt which if you know my relationship with the sun i very much hate so they were gaslighting me um didn't appreciate that but um and then someone got pied at the very end in the bathroom while trying to pee which was very funny i sent cory the video i saw that video it was very fantastic by like you got pied by someone you know or someone ran oh yeah well the the uh fiance sent the bachelorette i guess you could say was like trying to be nice and like sent us like ice cream and pie for us to eat and like we're going out.

We're not eating. We're not coming back just having a hankering for pie or ice cream. So they had all this pie left, and they were trying to figure out. So it was a nice little lemon meringue, and someone went in the bathroom and got his pee in and just pied him right in the face. Next weekend, I saw the Sloppenheimer. My favorite part was when he said, it's oppen time. Sloppen time. Then he oppened all over the place. I hate all of that. uh the sloppenheimer was my favorite part was when he said it's it's oftentimes then he opened all over the place um all of that uh and then did you think the bomb was too small

uh no but i did think there was another bomb that was gonna happen i don't know i didn't feel like the climax of the first bomb i was like all right cool here's like the practice bomb and then i thought there was gonna be the bigger bomb that they were going to show. Oh, they're going to, they're going to show them killing everyone in Japan. Yeah. I don't know what I thought. I was pretty high. I took like a 10 milligram edible before I walked into that thing. So I was like, I was zoning. Uh, it was great. Tommy did the same. Why is that the movie you need to get high for? I feel like that's one where it's like Barbie is more of the one that you want to do that for. No, I wouldn't see. Cause the three hours like flew by for me and i actually followed it like pretty well like my

parents were like yeah i had a hard time following it and the plot lines and jumping back and forth i'm like no actually they haven't opened up their mind enough yeah exactly exactly uh did you offer your parents a gummy no no they get they get mad when mad when I tell them I partake in the devil's lettuce. And the mustard Skittles that they were selling. Put them on the popcorn. And then this past weekend was the little sister's wedding. So she got married, which is very exciting. So that was out.

Do we like the guy or do we hate the guy? Columbus High. We love Big Andrew. Big Pete. He's one of those where he goes by his middle name first name peter second name andrew third name greatest like he changed it real fast congrats kyle man john's my favorite um but no that was really good wedding really good to see anyone i have my my talk track going for all the relatives and friends i hadn't seen in a while it was the question of where are you

working where are you living and where are you living? And where are you getting married? And I hated the third question. I would answer the other two questions. That's when you just fake it in engagement. You'd be like, you haven't heard? You haven't seen my partner? Guess. It's actually right now. Yeah, we had a rain delay

for a couple years, so we figured we'd throw in a double header today. Two for one type of deal. But no, it was really good. It was really good to see everyone. The wedding went off. No craziness happened. And yeah, I got a brother-in-law, which is exciting now.

First time having a brother, which is sick. And so yeah, they're off to hawaii on tuesday so that was good i did my job huh anyone win bingo no we didn't play bingo but my shout out to my aunt linda though anytime she's on the dance floor she takes her shoes off and puts socks on then starts dry humping people so she did that to a bunch of random people last night so that was very fun always gotta have socks on when you do that. Classic Linda move. Yeah, it was a classic. It was a classic Linda. Pulling a Linda.

She's also 75 years old, too. So that and just brings her own box of Franzia to the wedding so she can put it in her cup. A box? Oh, yes. It's the only wine. If you're dry humping people, you got to you got to get a box. Shout out Sunset Blush. The flavor.

I thought that was her nickname. That's actually a great nickname that sounds like also kind of like an assassin nickname too it could either like oh my god here comes sunset blush is that how people talk about assassins that seems like a high school like popular girl oh my god oh my gosh let me look at that she's so hot right now I feel like the Franzia flavor is a sunset blush yeah that's the only like cool one you didn't hear about the new flavor that came out

for the movie it's actually called Oppenheimer spicy yeah really spicy Oppenweiner. Oh. Oppenweiner? Mobile. I'm on the board. It's just his face

with some wheels at the bottom. Nice. Cool. Lots of weddings. I did the same as Corey, pretty much. Except I didn't go to the beach. But I live near the beach. But I didn't go to the beach but i live near the beach but i didn't go to the beach it's a lot less fun there's a lot less putt-putt places over here uh i got two parking tickets two days in a row though so that was nice not great same cop so like yeah yeah because her name's on the thing um nice because there's like every we had two parking spaces

and then we weren't paying for them and then they like just didn't care about it for like four months. And then finally we're like, hey, you're not allowed to use that spot. Even though like the last message was them telling us you can use that spot. Whatever. We moved the cars. But I forgot that like the second and fourth Monday of every month you can't park because they clean the streets or whatever. So I got a ticket on Monday. I was like, whatever.

Okay, I'll go to the other side of the road, move my car. And then, but the other side of the road, they clean every Tuesday of the second, fourth of the week. Nice. So I walked,

I was walking to my car. You got that draw two. I know. Well, I was walking to my car. I was like, man, what would it be?

Better ticket. If the cop just put a draw two on there. The second ticket in there. And then had the draw two card. I was like walking to my car. I was like, man, wouldn't it be funny if i just got another one i was like oh no i saw a little white thing on my car from like super far away i was like so they're on the fridge to remind me i would say thinking about that and just thinking about like i feel like everyone should walk around with um a box of like uno cards but not like the numbers but just like the reverse and the skips and just use them more in everyday life like that'd be so imagine you're in a car you know

how upsetting that would be if you're in a conversation and somebody's just like boring you and you just hand them a skip yeah how fucking that'd be so good there's the block cards too right you don't have to skip them you can just it's or reverse i look where do you use reverse for yeah when it's a bill or something oh yeah it comes around they just hit them with the reverse the waiter's just like ah shit yeah god dude not again and then we just uh we make these everyday cards and then we can expand it to other games like connect for i don't know how to apply this, but we'll figure it out. You hand them four red little chips? Uh-huh.

It's like a riddle. Like hand someone the boardwalk property from Monopoly just to confuse them and walk away. You send somebody to jail? Oh. Right through jail. Right through jail. Right away. Just put a thimble in their hand they get confused a thumbelina or a mousetrap but yeah uh so i got a lot of parking tickets that was stupid

so i don't know uh manda's wedding happened then after that so it's a three-hour drive to dc six-hour flight home, went to bed. I woke up at five. And then Monday night, I went to a Yellow Card concert, which was great. It was fun, but like tired. I woke up Tuesday, worked, was tired. I was like sitting in bed. I was like, I'm just going to take a nap.

It was like 6 p.m. Woke up at 11 p.m. I was like, well, it's dark out. So I'm just going to go back to sleep again. Slept until 5, 45. So I'm just going to go back to sleep again. Slept until 5. 45. So I slept 12 hours on Tuesday night. Felt great.

Just like pretty much all the way through. I woke up the one time to be like, should I like go eat food? Because I haven't eaten in like eight hours. I'm like, nah, give me another eight more hours of no food. Just plow through the night. Recover somehow. Yeah, man. just turn up the heat crank turn the place into a sauna

sweat out everything for 12 hours get the parking tickets you're like really nervous about it and you sweat that Tommy's gone for the week and his car is in a spot that gets a ticket on Tuesday is Tommy in Ocean City Jersey by the way yeah man

missed him by that much yeah he was flying out like last night and he was like packing his stuff up like 7 30 his flight was like like nine it was like the last one out of the airport for the night and then he's like about to walk out the door he's like oh my flight just got canceled he's like oh it's He's like, yeah, I don't know what to do. I was like, find a new flight. He's like, oh, yeah, that's a good call. Okay. Swim there. Yeah.

Anyways, my emojis. There's a little admit one ticket stub. It's not really what a parking ticket looks like, but like, you know, but throw two of those down. It would be more fun if they did look like that i yeah i don't think they have a parking ticket emoji i don't think those are used very often but if hey we'll see i can solve cities making more money make the make the tickets look like uh pokemon cards oh we have to collect them yeah and people would would start collecting them. You imagine getting a rare...

I ran over a disabled person this weekend. No one does that. You could limit it to just parking. You don't have to be like, you murdered somebody. I parked on a disabled person this weekend. They don't give you tickets for crimes, just for parking. I mean, like small crimes right uh i guess maybe like trespassing i feel like they gave you a piece of

paper maybe anyway i think it's a rescue for trespassing i feel like it's more like here's a piece of paper that says don't do that again and just like keep that around and also it's a hologram are now are we collecting pokemon cards we're collecting holograms i'd much rather have holograms wait no what's the i misused it what's the shiny the shiny card holographic thank you holograms where it's like a 3d image and like holograms star wars yeah you can tell like an invention still yeah they do the holograms for concerts kind of but that's it yeah um so trespassing in california can be charged either as a felony or a misdemeanor or a non-criminal

infraction so i'm assuming every day in jail they give you a new card to open i mean they'd be you don't have to like if it's are the cards like people in jail is it like on each card is like a famous murderer that'd be kind of cool i feel like you have to go like something i feel like you have to go something that's like i don't know like random mythical creatures because it's just like like pokemon i don't i feel like i'd get bored of just like a person on a card. Like OJ Simpson rookie card. Come on. That'd be kind of exist. That'd be not as prison card.

There needs to be a whole line of like the acquitted series where it's like they should be on this list, but they're not. But we're going to make it, you know. But he has like he's also a fire type. Is that better? Yeah. There it is. Committed arson. So he's like fire's also a fire type is that better yeah there it is committed arson so he's like fire type oh okay so i mean there's dark type can we just do dark types of murder i don't want to go through every murder and compare to pokemon type it is brian no manson manson would

be what's the psychological one psychic psychic jesus i feel like i'm 90 years old right now trying to remember back to pokemon yeah he's definitely a jinx manson is definitely a jinx oh yeah manson is jinx okay manson's psychic type uh fire types oj no wait who's a famous i was gonna say oj should be uh isn't it cyther doesn't he have the the knives or caputo the boot tops yeah uh but those are grass types i feel like grass type needs to be like weed oj can be specifically diglet but the one that's like you see the full you see the full uh body and he's like massive body and he's like it's like so there is a steel type

do we want to put OJ there one for the Bronco to probably for the knife that he used to murder his wife why wouldn't he just be a rapid dash Bronco but that's also a fire type that's why well I do and he was in the Bronco oh oh yeah but that's also a fire type that's why well i do and he was in the bronco i mean yeah i think that makes up too much sense oh i mean you can be two types i'm just being

dumb he can be steel slash fire that's fine all right zach pick a uh pick a murder draft your guy in jail um oh oh man um osama oh i know the btk killer would be tentacle or tentacruel or something like that oh the bind torture and kill guy yeah good pick oh i got i got another one wait did we already didn't we use is jinx the the clown i said jinx was manson i know yeah mr mine is the clown mr mine is uh uh uh the guy from chicago john wayne gacy jwg thank you easy that makes sense uh ted bundy who's like a hot pokemon that that oh low punny nine nine but it's a girl Ted Bundy, who's like a hot Pokemon. That. Oh, Lopunny. Nine tails. But it's a girl.

Have you ever seen Lopunny? Mr. Mime. If you type in the name Lopunny to Google, like the autofill is just, why is Lopunny like that? It's like the bottom half of it's just like a woman's legs and then the top's a bunny and it's like this pokemon is way too sexual for no reason i'll send you a i'm looking jesus right that rabbit got hips my guy that rabbit got all right guy that rabbit got hips I'm gonna get put on a list but I'm gonna look up

hot Pokemon oh god don't do that so Ted Bundy's low punny for some reason okay we can do that is there a murder that drowned people I feel like we're missing a water type that's an easy pick the entire ocean

yeah it caused a majority of all drownings the titanic It's an easy pick. The entire ocean? Yeah. It caused a majority of all drownings. The Titanic? The iceberg? Yeah, okay. I'm back on board. Iceberg. Is there an iceberg Pokemon?

Just Blastoise? No, there's ice types. Well, Blastoise is a few Pokemon with guns, so I feel like we need to save that for a gun-heavy one. That's true. Oh, wait, I got one. A Valog?

Oh, God. I don't know what that is. Is that a murderer or a Pokemon? No, it's a Pokemon. It's a Pokemon. And what murderer is it supposed to be? Or a person? Oh, I thought we were talking about the iceberg

from the Titanic. That murdered the Titanic and all the people. And what was the name of it? Alv? I stopped my search. Avalog? Avalog. Got it. uh alv i stopped my search uh avalog avalog got it i'm assuming it's like avalanche yeah maybe i don't know that's oh what pokemon what's the uh the dude that wrote all the weird letters oh the zodiac killer zod Killer. You know the Pokemon... Yeah, all the notes.

Now I'm just wondering if Pokemon are based on killers in general. We're getting some pretty good, accurate... They're pretty close. Yeah. Who is the dude who... Dahmer.

Yeah. That's going gonna be a tough one yeah um like Pikachu cute on the outside but will murder you well he was a he was a big uh

he's a big acid guy I feel like he's like a muck oh yeah he put everyone in those barrels and try to dissolve them I was gonna say Q bone because it wears like the skull of a dead Pokemon I like that can we do a muck Q bone

combo a muck Q bone wait isn't isn't there was this just like a tiktok thing i think you can do like pokemon combination there's a website that does it yeah what is that go find it okay i'll find it i'll find it who's the dude who stole the plane and then got away with it uh JB uh

DB Cooper yeah DB Cooper can he be uh who's the who's the cat that talks and is part of like Team Rocket this is not the Tom and Jerry universe. Meowth.

Who am I fusing? Muck and Cubone for Mr. Dahmer. Where do I type said thing? Alright, you guys keep going. Let me know if you need help spelling muck. I know exactly what you help spelling muck. I know exactly what you're going to say. You want to spell it backwards

for him real quick? No, no. No, no, no. They get the joke. They get the joke. Oh, I hope it's not one of those ones that's locked because apparently this is a premium. You said cubone and muck and how do you

we're capital k we like to have fun oh it's dumb i can't search i i have to like scroll to find it there's a lot amongst yourselves i'm looking at a list of crimes there's a lot of names i don't want to say because they're just bad um oh like you mean crimes not the people's names no the people's casey anthony i mean oh well yeah yeah you know so like no yeah that so. So I want funny crimes. Where's my list of some goofy hijinks? Did you look up hilarious crimes? I'm going to type in goofy hijinks crimes.

I'm feeling lucky. Does this look like a Q-bone to you? Do you have your combo Pokemon yet or what? The good news, Muk was not one of the ones that we need to shell money out for, but I am looking for... This is what Cubone looks like. Oh, I found him.

Oh, frick yeah. I'm fusing. No! I hit a wrong button. Talk to Muk. Talk to Muk. Wah, wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah. I hit a wrong button talk to Moxie Zag it's literally a giant button that says fuse and I hit the one next to it that says randomize

alright alright foiled again that'll slow you down oh his name's Mudbone oh okay he's like a rapper. Do you want to hear the sound that gets played when you... Oh, of course.

Be quiet. It sounds like it's screaming for its life. It sounds like a stomach gurgle. Yeah, I heard a gurgle. Can we see a picture? Yeah, I'm going to send it to the group and by in the group I mean Brian will post it on sockmeat

yeah yeah yeah our discord channel yeah he's a I feel like it's just a lazy fusion I feel like it's just Muck's head and then it's literally just cubo's body

everything else is his name's not mud bone it's my bone oh yeah it is sorry it's way better is that incredible yeah that's dumb oh wait what was the so i got the website up what was um didn't we have two for uh uh yeah we need some who rapidash and then in some steel type steelix sure yeah well can you give me which generation pokemon this is so rapidash is gonna be gen one i got i got rap uh stelix or skarmory is gonna be gen two okay g2 i don't know so much about pokemon zach so they should be i love pokemon dude i have a friend who really likes pokemon if you want to talk about it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Mr. Stank himself.

What were the two names? Skarmory and what else? Or Steelix. Steelix. S-T-E-E-L-I-X. Should be. Play the ticking music got it

got it don't play it and we're back ow can you guess the name it was Steelix and Rappish Steel flip it Steel-a-dash

close yep steal a dash close it's the dash yep steedash it just sounds like it's just like somebody um scatting it's like skidoo bop this one's kind of tough. That one's actually pretty cool looking. I mean, that kind of looks like OJ Simpson. I mean, we should just do this every week. Let's just use this Pokemon fusion every week. I'm loving this. I mean, if we found a thing that Tommy could do and would love to guide us through, through absolutely every single week we should we also should make it a segment that Tommy has to do it to a fusion Pokemon and give

uh like describe its personality I don't know do something stupid with the Pokemon sure I'll make him and he can pick like two Pokemon of like emotions that he felt in the week fuse them together there you go this one's depression

and more depression it's uh it's two mucks fused together it's mr mime uh man brooks is gonna love this segment i hope he listens he's gonna he is gonna turn it off the second he can uh zach i've stolen your segment for the week and we have a call in for what the music of the outro should be love that uh thanks dylan and uh this is by boy what it's called uh make a wish i'm sick of this fucking job i'm sick of this fucking town. I'm sick of this fucking town. I'm sick my fucking boss. I'm sick of my fucking life Serenade These bitches with a clarinet yo

When I play I get these little fishies with yo Spare a head I punk as yellow sponge give me a break from this I don't entertain these games I ain't make a wish Feed fraud when I walk pussy fart when she on top Shove that tentacle in her ass as she screaming Outro Music noise I'll pay I'll pay going fishing no jelly it's your day serenade these bitches

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