It’s Wednesday My Dudes - 117: zak knows a surprising amount of Power Rangers lore

Episode Date: August 30, 2023

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And here we go. Did you guys ever have like the toy? Like, did you have a favorite toy when you were younger, like in elementary school? Or like, I don't know, you can go back to like whenever you had toys. If you still have a toy, good for you. But do you have like a favorite? Like I'm thinking back, we were talking about like Toy Story for like half a second. And I remember, like, always

wanting to get Buzz, and I think I had Woody. So, like, trash childhood. But, like, do you know what I mean? I know what toys are, and I know I have favorites. No, I know, but, like, well, thanks for the very

stupid response. But, like, I was trying to think about, did you guys have the castle that had like the the cannon yeah the class at the top yeah yeah yeah like the little chode guys like the doctors were just like yeah that well like the the things that you like pass beads or like around like the lawyer that had like the beads and stuff that was at my doctor's office an abacus your doctor's had an abacus no i know what you mean though it's like a roller coaster but yeah marbles for beads yeah sure yeah but it doesn't really i'm gonna literally i'm gonna look up doctor's office bead toys toy game don't know i don't know i'm gonna call in rooks and ask about the game he

played with the doctor in this office this bead doctor's office bead toy oh fuck yeah i found it immediately oh yeah those things such a good search i just don't like the rug there with the oh the cars that's more of a preschool thing than like a doctor's office though bacteria I've seen like a picture of a guy who it was like he upholstered like furniture or

like the inside of his car with the that rug so good that's incredible I think I've seen the meme and it's like why did you think society was going to be all grand seen the meme and it's like why did you think society was going to be all grand when you grew up it's like what gave you that idea and then just a photo of that like top down of that little city oh we should have this maybe we still can who knows but drafting um we don't have enough time to children but yeah uh pick your favorite children go no drafting like childhood toys because i feel like

there were enough like common toy like phases during our generation you know how they go through like different generations of like yeah yeah uh i mean i'd be down i think we could do it off the top of our heads i think we could do it we'll also just be able to see we'll also be able to see who's like who's rich and who was poor growing up. It's like, oh, a fucking PS2. I'm sure you're thinking of things you could buy at Chuck E. Cheese with tickets. That's like the bar. I mean, I was a big Power Rangers kid. I had a teddy bear growing up.

Shout out to Ted Meister. My mom still has him. Slept with him for probably way too long throughout high school. How do you like it? I love – Teddy was my G. Teddy's the first homie. Yeah, but like how –

Did he like it? I would snuggle the shit out of him and then push him off to the side of my bed. Actually, my childhood stuffed animal, because everybody has one, was Cubby Bear, actually, Zach. Shout out, Cubs. Go, Cubs, go. My dad brought him back from a business trip. Guess his name. Cub? I don't know

if you figured this out yet, but I was and still am very creative. So, you guys were teddy bear kids and not blanket kids? No, I actually still have a blanket from my great grandmother that like is in shambles right now actually in college I had it you go see somebody

I'm a big fat baby I think Claire would be the first one to tell you that have you seen how many pillows this kid sleeps with it makes sense yeah I mean like we need to if you if you have a choice of more or less pillows which one would you pick less um less could be zero though brian and more could be you die from suffocating negative one your head sinks into the mattress

if that's how well i guess yeah'd rather have a bad night of sleep than dying. Depends on the day, I guess. You guys must sleep great all the time then, apparently. Couldn't be me. That's a good point, though. I feel like there needs to be a

Harvard research study on the difference between Blanket Kids and Teddy Batches. what do you think the main difference would be though like i feel like you one the teddy bear kids have to like people more because it's like uh it's a it's a shape of something i agree yeah you're like bouncing ideas off of it you're like interviewing yourself with him right getting ready for job interviews and stuff yeah i feel like the blanket kids too kind of what cory said they just carry it around longer right yeah it's a weird and it's always dirt like maybe they're a little dirtier because the blanket always gets so dirty and gross well because there comes a point where it's it's just gonna be it's

gonna disintegrate in the wash so like for the better of the blanket you can't you can't put it through there comes a decision to be made and it's it is this gonna be extremely dirty forever and i have it forever or am i gonna set this thing on fire in the dryer because it's just gonna get sucked in go get your grandma great grandma's blanket is it by you right now uh yeah hold on i can get it from the basement yeah go get it real quick i want to see this well he's gone we talk trash uh i vividly remember in fourth grade one night my parents just like took it from me and never gave it back so like a pacifier type of deal i know but like at least that's mean that's mean yeah they didn't save it they just threw it away? I don't have it, I don't think.

Or just tell me. I was old enough to be like, just buy me a different blanket. It would be fine. But I just went to bed and it wasn't there. I was like, well, I'm sad now. And they didn't tell me why they stole it. My mom did the opposite. She kept my teddy bear.

It's still at their house. They got rid of everything in their house in Florida, except for basically my teddy bear and they just have it propped they're like i'm like what are you saving it for and my mom said i don't know for your kid i guess oh that's fine that blanket's fine oh that thing i thought it was dirty like that's like a hole okay also that's another hole was your grandma tennessee volunteers fan no it's it's hard to see sorry i'm not talking about it's hard to see but it's uh it's red actually oh okay that could be the dirt that's rubbed in over 28 29 years i remember my old one you could really like all

the cotton inside was gone so you could see all the way through it and it was it looked like a spider-man web but like in the shape of a square oh yeah actually in honor of this episode i'm using this usually i have a blanket lollipod just a little insider scoop so i'm gonna use this and also it there is there's nothing that keeps me warm in this it's actually we called it a cold blankie or blanket. Whoa, I just regressed a lot. But my sister and I each had one. And there was actually three. And my sister destroyed hers when she was in high school.

She was a reckless human. And then she stole mine, claimed that it was always hers. So then i grabbed the third spare one and kept that for forever and never let her have it like kept it hidden away until i moved out so that's not the og blanket right this is the spare and this is this is what but i mean so i this doesn't count fifth fifth grade So it's like, it's, it's still the same age, just not constantly. When you were gone, I was telling Zach, I got mine taken away from me in fourth grade. So I don't think yours counts.

Zach, what's your ruling? Technically it was in the house as one of the cold blankies for the same age. One I just slept with. This one I slept with starting in fifth or fourth grade because Karina jacked mine up. I mean, candidly, if my parents left me with my teddy bear, I would still be sleeping with it probably. They had to physically take it away from me. It was one of those things too where i had like a thing in college i'm like i can't be going to college with a teddy bear so i was like yeah probably just best i uh leave this at home is this like in the movie kingsman where like you grow up with a puppy and then they make

you kill it to graduate yeah like if we yeah like write a passage you just have to are we gonna make our kids burn their blankets to like prove they're an adult go to like middle school somebody who has no uh you don't have your blanket anymore you might have your teddy bear but they uh ship a theseus sorry i had a backup blanket ready to go and also glad i did because he banged on him this man is having a crazy career you would draft this backup quarterback and you'd thrive this is the nick foals of blankets if you didn't draft him though you're comparing a 2008 draft pick to a 1993 draft pick. Obviously, one's going to have a longer career because one's 15 years younger than the other one. They're the same.

They were made at the same time by the same person. So they're the same age. One had a lot less plays in the field, though. No, this one has more plays in the field technically because it's lived a longer life. Corina destroyed the other one within the first five years of its life. You said this is a backup though. This one never played a snap until it was 15 years in the league.

I wasn't 15 years and I picked it up at 15. How old are you in fourth grade, fifth grade? grade ten ten years in the league that's a lot of time just on the bench that's a Zach Wilson blanket Zach Wilson on the bench

didn't he start did you hear Aaron Rodgers latest thing he's like I'm gonna play here for like five years then hand it off to Zach Wilson he'll be ready Zach's gonna be in a fucking wheelchair by then. He's going to be destroyed by Karina

by then. That's what I'm hearing. Get your girl. He said he likes cougars. She's probably slightly older than him. Yeah. Definitely. She's definitely older than him. Yeah. We don't know how old she is you don't say a woman's age right wow that's where you draw the line brian correct that's where you draw the line

look if i can i can use that to defend myself also i fixed the music but i can play the music are we gonna go into the episode all right let's start. Shut up, blankies. I'm going to fuck you, Brian. Yo. Yo, how do you get milk out of a crab? Give me milk now, mommy. Fat matches. Solve world hunger.

Can I get this vagina animal style? Funny as a wonderland. Either way. I'm sweater. Ow! That came as an orgasm? Wah, wah, wahoo! That's like an orgy, my guy.

What's up, sluts? The Olympics are a fraud. Your word is Reichstrabatist. Ew, you're gross. Anywhere close to my butthole, he is just eating right through. Your bottom's off? Trying to low-key penetrate you. Hey, boo-boo. I shall not.

Yeah, I shall not. Talking around to shit himself all the time. He tried to have sex with a lover. Gun to the peen is what you need, brother. White Jesus. Kirby's down there just blowing. Kneecaps are not organs. Fuck you, Ratatouille.

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes. A month since our last one, probably, it feels like. Rooks is out playing with stickers, but we got Corey. We got Zach. And I'm Brian. If I sound like I have a mush mouth, it is

because I have a mush mouth. Dude, I went to the dentist. They're like, it'll be in and out real quick. They gave me some numbing stuff and then didn't come back for 45 minutes. I was Dude, I went to the dentist. They're like, it'll be in and out real quick. They gave me some numbing stuff and then didn't come back for 45 minutes. I was like, you lied to me. And I can't feel anything on my face anymore. So just keep poking the left side of my face. It feels like I'm missing all of the teeth on this side.

And it's concerning. You're like Tim Allen from Christmas with the Cranks. Yeah. Right. I try drinking water, because in every movie you can't close your mouth all the way

and it all drools out. That's a lie. You can close your mouth. It's really not. I'm just going to start drooling for the rest of the episode. It's less fun.

Where's the weirdest place you guys have gotten numbed up before? What? I've only ever been numbed up. This is the first time I've ever been numbed up.

Corey? Really? Without having any recollection, I'm going to say the dentist, which is not a weird place to be numbed up, but I can't think of any other place I would have been numbed up. Okay. That's surprising. What weird procedures have you had? Yeah. No, I've been numbed at the bottom of my foot before, relatively recently.

They inject like a gel in the bottom of your foot. And it like, I had to get warts removed, planter's warts. So they gel at the bottom of my foot. And then they have to dig them out. They basically cauterize it and they burn them off. And then they dig it out with like the melon baller. They basically do that just to the bottom of your foot. And so I had three holes.

I had three holes in the bottom of my feet, but I couldn't feel it because they numbed it, and there was literally just this gel. So imagine like a needle going into your foot where you don't have a lot of skin and bone. I feel like you have a lot of skin and bone. Yeah, on your heel you feel like you do. Oh yeah, heel on the bottom of my foot. I'm like a supposed to heal reverse heal

face of the world i'm excellent at soccer can we actually do the toys draft though this episode sorry i i mean look i never have anything planned i have a random list of topics and i pick one usually so today while we're talking, while we're thinking of our weeks, tell us a story by each other, some time to get a big board going. Where are you first though? Classic pen and pencil or pen and paper,

pen and pencil is not going to get me anywhere. I'm going to write really small print on the pencil with my pen. It's like, yeah. when you like carve it in the side of your ticonderoga um so my week or like multiple weeks hold on i gotta get the notes out for this one because i was like no i got like little quick pointers on that don't give us a play-by-play give us a give us a top three um so three weeks ago the big event was we tried to go to a pirates game we got there they decided to cancel it even though it wasn't raining yet but it was gonna rain

it only rained for like 30 minutes but they already canceled the game so we just drank by the stadium and then bought tickets for the next day when they rescheduled it but forfeited tickets because they were doing a double header and we couldn't make the second game. So, wasted money, but had a good time. It was hot as shit though. Big hole guys, love it. Yeah, sweater our ass cheeks off. Classic baseball, you know. The best sport.

Last two weeks ago, Claire and I did a little gateway clipper action. Right, guy? I don't know what that goes around oh the river i saw that was it like a cruise or is it like old people are on there and they talk about the incline okay so first of all so it's the second one so i piece of advice if you're on a boat you can turn any boat ride into a booze cruise if you so choose that that's true like it's a choice it's not like you can't do it um so we kind of tried to make it into one which was pretty good we had like i don't know like four drinks in an hour

which is pretty good um but yeah they have like people a person on the top deck that like gives you a little tour but it was cool it was a really nice day and like it's it was usually no yeah usually we'll like drive around the city and i'm like oh we've never done the science center claire you never take me to go anywhere and like i'll say that and so we were driving like a week before the uh the gateway clipper and we were like driving on the bridge and I saw it. And I was like, you never take me there. And she's like, you know what? I'm going to go on and buy tickets to the Gateway Clipper.

So that's why we did that on Friday because I was being a dipshit. Annoying. Yeah, pretty much. And then this week was I'll classify as just golf because Claire was gone this weekend. She was on a bachelorette trip. So I golfed on Friday, had a fantastic day, almost had a hole in one, which was sweet. Par five? I put it like par three.

Yeah, par five. Sorry, par seven. Oh, there you go. Should have gone with the bet. But yeah. And then I just like did shit around the house Saturday. And then Sunday went golfing again. Started out hot, played with Big Hole Guy and his two buddies.

We played a couple team games. We played like split up in teams for like six holes, six holes, six holes. Played really well, then horrendous, then average. So really, you know, ran the gambit. But yeah. And then lastly, my week was, the best part of my week was today when I booked my work trip to Chicago,

Chi City, Chi Town, Boston. So we're going back. And I fully intend to go back to Bamboo Bar with my coworker, for sure. And Zach, obviously. I was going to say, you're not on a Wednesday. Yeah, on a Wednesday. I want to get back there.

Yeah. I want to get back there so badly. How long are you in Chicago for? Is it only just one day? No, Sunday till Thursday night. You should find the schedule for when the DJs are there. I don't know if our boys would be playing a weekday.

Every time I see Dan, sorry, big hole guy, I always check in, hey, did you get a response yet? He's like, I check TikTok and I check Instagram at least once every couple of days and I still haven't heard anything. He's got a double text, man. He needs to find out.'s true that's true anyway that was my week three nice weeks weeks i guess my energy is a boat with a golf ball with uh uh beans that's not really

chicago but there's a bean there. You get it. Chicago known for the beans. Zach, what's your top three? Top three went to Crown Point, Indiana, which is not super fun, but got to see some college friends. That was nice.

Did I talk... Did we talk about that at all? I forget. I think you mentioned the bridal shower or whatever. I don't think you talked about the wedding though. I don't know. Wedding was sick. They got married.

Nice. Success. Then they went to Hawaii for their honeymoon. Didn't start the fires. They didn't start the fire. Sad though. Yeah. Yeah, they did that.

Dad from Maui. Yeah. Everybody, every dad from Maui. It might be too soon to just kind of make fun of that. I feel like. It was a natural disaster. I feel like you can make fun of natural disasters way like it was a natural disaster i feel like you can make fun of natural disasters way earlier than like man-made ones like there's a shooting at unc today

can't talk about that that's not not fair it was yeah too soon man that's that's what i'm saying that's to spread that information too soon oh people need to that. That's true. Sorry. Back to letting... No. Yeah, no, it was good. It was good. I had to answer three primary questions, though, I realized, because... What about tertiary questions? Yeah, what about secondary?

What about secondary colors? And it was about 65% of my family compared to 35% of my sister, my brother-in-law's family. So I had to mingle a lot. And so the three questions I got asked were, where do you live, what do you do, and when's your wedding? Weirdest place you've been numbed up. Yeah. If we could have swapped that with the last question,

I would have been totally fine. Because how do you even respond to when is your wedding? Like, it's not even like a good... You can only like,'t know you're like i don't know hopefully someone lie it'd be like oh you didn't get the invite hold on i got it i got it you have to come back with when's your next divorce yeah when's the funeral heat yeah that would be good that would be a good one um but that was good bridges with your brother yeah but hey yeah no it was good though we had a good time and then i've just been very much enjoying being in chicago because i feel like i've been traveling a lot this entire summer spring so my next big trip isn't until uh cory and claire's wedding so i'm gonna join

my time in chicago and and I've just booked several different bars over consecutive Saturdays for where I'm going to watch college football with friends. So it's very excited to do that. And with that, I'm going to do a old man because Lee Corso is like to watch that old guy put the headgear on. And I'm,

I never wish for old people to die, but it would be kind of funny if he put up one of the heads and just collapsed inside and just perished inside one of the giant mascot heads. Which is the best mascot head for Leek Horse of a die-in? Is there a zombie mascot on a school somewhere?

The gator would be pretty cool. The Florida gator. What about ECU pirates? They're kind of a skull and bones. Yeah, but i don't think they have a mascot though i think it's just like you have to put an eye patch on them well put two yeah um the the iowa football one where they just sometimes they just give them like the helmet which is very funny or like the ones where they just give them a helmet or are always i always laugh do you think you'll have an open casket funeral and you get to put whatever helmet you want on him for a photo?

That'd be so dope. I think there'll be a separate line for all the mascots to come do the visitation. Like it'll be family, friends, and mascots. That'll be the next. Two-day viewing. One is just mascots. The next like SportsCenter commercial.

It's just Lee Corso's funeral and all the mascots are online. Dude, it's just lee corso's funeral and they're all the mascots are online dude it's just getting sad now i'm some of my friends are like oh no he's so good it's he can't put a full sentence together he hasn't he's like so bad yeah i think it came out he had a stroke like actually at some point in the last couple years it's like yeah that affects you a lot you can't really use most of your brain after part of it. Yeah. It's kind of clotted up.

Like finish the job. I'm just saying. Well, like retire or are we getting started? No, retire. Retire, of course. Okay, retire. Finish the job has a connotation to it. It's an inside job.

Yeah. Literally inside his brain kirk herb street about a right chop every stroke is an inside job yeah internal nice yeah bodily injury yeah it's not an outside job that's what like the surgeon comes up to the family like after they pass they're like it was an inside job guys they say it like a big revelation. Be like, you'll never believe this. It was an inside job. The stroke was coming from inside the body. I hate this so much.

That was great. That was great, guys. It's like we never left. Ryan, how was your week? Did we play the intro already? Yeah, we did. Oh, man. You missed it.

Okay. We got an inside job over there, and you're... What's happening? Put your arms out in front of you. I need to see if they're level. At one point, there was a hurricane, earthquake, and I had COVID all at the same time. Wasn't good. Caught it from a guy named Stank Engine. Should have seen that one coming.

Brother got a new cat. Normally, cats have five toes on the front each paw, and four on the back each paw for a total of 18. This cat has six on every single paw, so it has

an extra six fingers pretty much. It's insane. It does not look good or comfortable, but apparently it's fine. It's front paw just looks like a stump because of how wide it is. It's really weird. It's a really cute cat, but it seems

like you should have chopped off a couple of them. Could it do anything? Can it scale walls better or like is there anything extra that comes with the physical i asked katie that because i was like there has to be a reason because cats have like a lot of extra toes like it's relatively common and i think also little known fact nine lives as well please keep going going. Four lives. We might have known that one. Supposedly, if they have extra ones, it might be better for them walking on snow and stuff because it's like a little snowshoe. It's like wider.

Good that cat's always coming around with snow in San Diego. Well, yeah. There's the mountains a couple hours away. We could take a trip. We'll find out. It's also better for just batting people in the head with. Is that a better answer? Cats do that a lot.

It can knock over three glasses of water instead of two. There you go. I watch Barbie. A plus movie. Highly recommend. I watch a movie called Men. D-plus movie, do not recommend. I'm going to ruin the ending for you. What's Men about?

So you think it's about men. It is. It's like this chick, she gets a divorce. The guy kills himself. That's sad. So then she's out in the Irish countryside to get away. Get over it, Zach. We'll get to the weird part.

Wait, she got a divorce after he killed himself they were divorcing they she said she wanted a divorce then he killed himself kind of in the same argument well that made her job a lot easier do you have to get a divorce when your husband kills himself that's a really good question what if ken i don't think you have to i feel fairly certain on that but could you is the thing like could you get divorce you get a divorce after they die like i mean i don't think you need to no you can't because they have to file they have to sign so unless you weekend at bernie's their signature but like why would it matter oh you can change your name and then everything else is the same if you want to just be like extra mean it wouldn't matter like what

if you just really wanted to be me just serve him in his casket you just drop the papers on his dead body yeah this guy died he jumped out a window fell on a fence so there wasn't it's not gonna be an open, open cast. You know what? I'm going to look it up. All right. I'll keep telling my story. So a bunch of weird stuff happens.

There's like guys stalking her in the countryside, blah, blah, blah, blah. Weird things happen. At the end though, they all have like the same face. There's the same guy chasing him, but it's like the same person, but it's a different person. I don't know. They get inside the house and they're like chasing her down she like kind of like stabs him and like tears his arm off and then he's like crawling after her and then she just like stops walking away at some point and just lets him start like crawling

towards her but then he like stands up turns out he's pregnant didn't see that one coming uh then he falls down because he has a broken ankle at this point gives birth gives birth to himself and then himself crawls out of him and has the same injuries that the original one does and he crawls after her stands up also has the broken ankle again though so he falls down turns out he's also pregnant gives birth to himself for the second time so now there's three rushing himself it's weird is this a comedy yeah it's actually steve carell every time um third body comes out turns out shocker he's also pregnant this time though gives birth out of his back also on all of these there's a full shot of like full shot full screen just vagina

top to bottom of the screen a lot of birthing scenes and just quick just quick pause this movie is called men it's called the b movie actually i mean it got us it got a 69 percent on rotten tomatoes is weird so then they give birth out out its back right and then uh who shocker uh the next the fourth man that gets birthed is also pregnant he starts giving birth but this time it comes out of his mouth but it's also like opposite it's the feet are coming out of its mouth i don't know but the fifth thing that's birthed is like her ex-husband that killed himself. And at this point, she's just like sitting there watching this happen. And so like he gets birthed out and she's like, I don't know what to do.

So she just sits down on the couch and then her husband sits down next to her. And she's like, what do you want? He's like, I just want you to love me. And then the movie ends. And then she hands him divorce papers exactly that that's the end credit scene it was weird so it's a kid's movie yeah actually so like in fifth grade during health class they showed us this if you just really want to see how birthing works this is very anatomically correct um yeah so don't see that movie. I ruined

it for you anyways. It's not that great. Last thing, we're family drafted. We did pretty good this year. Usually my dad drafts Big Ben in the first round. You can't do that because he's not in the league anymore. I already told Corey this, but my mom drafted George Kittle in the second round.

A little bit of a reach, but that's pretty good for her. But she also drafted Kyle Pitts in the second round a little bit of a reach but like that's pretty good for her and then but she also drafted kyle pitts in the sixth strange love that my sister drafted the eagles defense in the third and she won the league like last year so like i'm concerned for my ability i don't know but then she drafted the jets defense as well like in the 11th round like why would you uh it it hurt me deep downside also found out i was going back through the the teams and my dad has five different steelers players so really banking on us to go to the Super Bowl this year. So yeah, rollercoaster month. I did get a – also thought of how I'm probably on a watch list now, especially because Claire and I get married in the month.

I looked up, can you divorce your deceased spouse? Please do not. Put on incognito mode or something. No, I went straight. I might even just put aside my name. I might do it all. Refresh a couple times so it goes through a bunch. Right.

Actually, I might grab the work phone, search it on there. Yeah. It says, death ends the marriage. Making any legal. I mean, it's in vows, right? We should have thought of that part. Yeah, till death do us part. That makes sense. We skipped over that.

That could be part spiritually or physically, not legally. I mean, physically, yeah. Physically, definitely. Yeah, physically. I mean, unless you... Caskets are comfy. We put a couple of Corey's blankets in there.

He probably has like six more spares in the closet just in case. I feel like I'd want an uncomfy casket because then when I eventually get raised from the dead, I'd be jonesing to get out of there. You don't think if you come back from the dead, you're just going to want to get out anyway? No, but I want that dog. I want to be battle tested. I mean, you're hitting the snooze at least a couple times cory i don't do that now i hate that no i'm not saying you i'm saying like in general if you slept for a couple years tens of years 50 years hundreds of years and then you get resurrected somehow i'm i'm hitting snooze you think it's it's dark and that came out on day three even if you think he like died and then he was like

just rose day one but he didn't like rise rise he was just yeah yeah he had to get a pump first you know like a couple push-ups clean up the beard yeah a little a little a little me time. Yeah, because you think he's like, I've got a show to put on when he comes back. He's practicing lines. He's trying to get his timing down. He's doing a stand-up set back there. Just picturing him in the mirror, like riffing.

Just man's just riffing his speech. It's too good. It's too good. That's too good. Do we want to pause for Zach to figure out stuff? Okay. Zach, what's your toy list like over there? Oh, we're doing rapid fire? Top three?

Did I get left with all the bad? No, but like, do you have? No, we didn't do any. We didn't do anything. Did you guys draft? Did I get all the bad toys? Did you guys draft? I was like, we need to draft.

Not just top three, because I don't want you to steal my picks. But we need an order. That is your one and only job on this podcast. So who's going first? Shoot. We'll go with order of draft order. We'll go with NFL draft order from last year's draft of final based on the teams we root for.

So since Corey's Eagles traded ahead with my Bears, so Corey goes first. I don't think Brian goes third. Oh, that's right. That took so long to get out. I'm fine with it, though. I thought you were going to say the draft order is me going by draft order. And I was going to lose it. It's like, um, okay.

All right, real quick. Real quick. You're up first. Let let's go are we doing three picks let's just do three picks let's make it quick yeah yeah three honorable mentions i'm gonna have so many good dishonorable mentions dishonorable discharge mentions okay my first one is um i'm going bay blades oh that's not what i was going with fucking do you did you ever actually have a beyblade though yes okay i never did why would i not have a beyblade i had i feel like they were expensive or something i had the stadium like the stadium i said you can use a fucking salad bowl but like i had it and it was fucking sick And it ruined the baseboards in my downstairs hallway.

Because I would just let her rip all the way down the hallway. Just fucking torch the baseboards. It was sick. I never had one. We got a bad fourth grade. Because our fourth grade teacher, stupid bitch, Mrs. Phelps. God, I hated her. She was the worst.

She went to she's went to pick one up while we were playing like yeah of course they're not they're not like sharp like it's a knife but they're like it's a spinning disc with like pointy things off the side and she like cut herself and obviously it wasn't a bad cut but it bled a little bit and she's like they're banned and we're like you're the fucking worst you should be in fourth grade because why are you picking that up razor blades on the next one really cut

her up next time yeah in her Halloween candy when we did our like passing Halloween candy around I had a beyblade in my cat have her parents check it alright Zach beyblades off the board slim pickings after that uh i'm going with the uh power rangers morphers like the very the different kinds of morphers yeah you guys are in the wristband

thing such a higher tax bracket than me right now dude those are so cool because they had a different one for every series i love the one that was in space where you click it and it flipped open and you do three, three, five, and then you click. Oh yeah, I remember that one. And then you go. I like the dinosaur one. Dinosaur one was good too. The ones where you had it, where you held it up and you go like, pterodactyl. Because some of you wore it as a buckle. And you know I did. Yeah.

And you know I did dude they were so cool um i'm gonna i'm gonna say this encompasses any uh the black ranger because his name was zach too oh classic yeah i think blue was brian billy at some point billy maybe at some point brian at some point i don't know uh i there were, there are so many seasons of Power Rangers. Don't squash his dreams. Just say yes. There are so many seasons of Power Rangers that, yeah, you're probably right. Yeah, I remember there's like one movie I was really into, and I don't know.

There's either Blue or Green or something. That was my guy. Dude, they got sick. There was one like Turbo with like a key that you'd plug in and like turn and then they're, you know, the dinosaur one, Corey's right. It had like a gold thing. It was sick. I love the power Rangers morphers.

Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Um, I'm shocked. You let this fall to me. Uh, it's the best toy in the world.

It gets dirty really fast. You can use it for about two and a half days. Uh, but very cheap. Penis. And you, two and a half days uh but very cheap penis and you this track uh it's real stretchy comes in a bunch of different colors you could buy it at chicken cheese uh sticky hand come on yeah easily the best talk anybody's ever had your entire life you will lose it immediately because you'll

go you'll just fly too close to the sun you'll try to stick it to the ceiling for some reason and you're two foot and a half and you can't get up there and your parents are pissed at you because you've been smacking them in the face with a sticky hand all day that they're not going to grab it for you anymore either that or you smack a dog with it it's covered in fur you don't know how to clean it because you're a toddler. You don't know what exists other than water and the mud outside. No. What's soap?

So then you just kind of throw it away after that. But man, those things. Incredible. I don't know why there's not like a bigger version of it. There are always little ones. I want like. Like you want. Like, you know, like a small trampoline.

A Kareem Abdul-jabbar hand bigger than that i like you know the little trampolines you can buy that you jump on like just be yourself for like exercise i will let's not let's not go down this route we might be taking some of my pics down well i'm just i'm just trying to figure like a size that hula hoop size i want the hand to be as big as a hula hoop so i can like bad that would hurt when you get slapped in the face yeah i want to be able to grab a small child and like drag them away consensually like it nice um all right let's move on i got a second pick we're snaking around here guys can we tier list them i'm looking at the morphers right now i set around here. Guys, can we tier list... I'm looking at the morphers right now. I set the link in the group. Can we tier

list these at some point? Because they are friggin' sweet. I'm down. Go ahead, Brian. Power Rangers fandom doc. I mean, you got me distracted. Cell phone? Alright. The transmorpher is so sick.

You like trans? You know what? It is morph in that. Morph in time. It is morph in time. I'm going to go even cheaper. Okay, Brian. It's fine. It's fine.

We don't talk about the topic, the draft. All right. Even cheaper than the sticky hand. Also, you can make the same joke about it. I'm going to just go with stick. What? You know, what's a better toy than just a stick outside? We are going on completely different paths, my friend.

I know, but that's why you guys, your things cost money. Mine is like four tickets at Chuck E. Cheese, or you just show up and it's there. What are we doing out here? 100%, and I'm saying it so that way you can't draft it, you cannot pick your imagination as your last pick because I will lose it what's it going that way? but I might have to find a different version of that

just to piss you off I play with a stick way more than I play with a beyblade or a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers cell phone for some reason you know? Not Morphin. You turn that thing into anything. Yeah, words. It's a good pick.

I don't think you were going to pick it, but I needed it to be on my board. I'm going to tell you what. Thank God you got it at two because I had that on for my 90th pick. Yeah, it was there. It was on the board. It was an undrafted free agent. Uncultured swine yeah did you never play in the woods yes but we're doing a toy draft so that's a toy so many options to pick

like why you're trying to go abstract i'm going to write down fucking mattel lane just picking the things that are obvious i've played with a stick more recently than I've played with a Beyblade. My mouth is still numb. It's hard to speak. This is for when you were a kid, too. Also then, I never had a Beyblade. I'm just saying.

Alright, Zach, you're up. Can't hide money. I'm going to go with the Power Rangers Megazords. Stop it. We held a little car together dude they were uh literally so my grandma god rest her soul uh would take me out for my birthday every uh every year and she's like you had a birthday yeah correct which surprisingly was every year shout out me um she let me go she take me toys one she let me pick one toy and every year i just pick the the newest megazord and uh my mom recently went down to florida and she had this bin of all the

megazords when i tell you i play with those things for five hours as a 28 year old man i was just cross-legged playing with my megazords and it was a great time you lied to us earlier because you said your parents threw away everything except for your blanket or your teddy bear. Apparently they have all your Power Ranger toys. That's when they did it. Yeah, they're like, here's your last chance, buddy. You didn't take any of them with you? No, no.

They are so sick. Aren't they cool? I do remember this. How much is it worth now? $44? That's pretty cheap. Yeah. I might get one.

Those things were sick. Dude, this one is $460. The Power Rangers Legacy Black Edition. Was that painted in gold? What are you getting? The White Tiger Zord? Hell yeah. All right. How do you spell this

i can't find it on google yeah zord i put in sword at one point and then i just typed it wrong yeah that's not it it wasn't auto-correcting me and i i was losing it oh it didn't auto-correcting me, and I was losing it. Oh, it didn't auto-correct sword to zord? That's not that far off. What the hell's a mega sword? Mega zord. Mega zord. I'm saying, if I typed in mega sword, you don't think they'd be like, wow, this kid wants to look at a mega zord? We should correct him and not just a big fat sword. I don't think technology

has gotten to the point where when you type in a common item, it's going to go, you're looking for the Power Rangers toy version. That's so absurd to me that you think it's going to automatically Megazord is a common item

as one word? I don't know, man. Oh oh i can't wait for my next i can't wait for my next pick this has to be your outfit for halloween next year zach have you ever won this all right brian as someone i know who's willing to give me like weapons for christmas uh i will do it i need you to send me the link. Well, let's wait till my next pick. Okay. Good God. Okay.

Well, so then I've got two, right? Yeah. I've got to go Bionicles. Oh, I love you. Yes. Love a good Bionicle. So good. And didn't they have like knockoff ones too?

Like I didn't. Did they talk? I think I. No. Wait, what? Did Bionicles talk? Did they talk? I mean, like in the cartoon, I think there not wait what did bionicles talk do they talk i mean like in the cartoon i think there was like a cartoon of them okay there's definitely cartoon there's movies i watched right right yeah they were sick also brian oh yeah the best i'm like what you're taught

yeah no no this this hold on let me check my notes uh this isn't the one you thought i was thinking of no no the other ones you guys definitely know but anyway fire they're so good and they're like i don't even remember like did they could you like interchange like how they were built with like other ones right yeah because because they're just like yeah simple lego type things with like faces and arms that all like connected to the same body i don't know if it was canon but like you could just do it like i don't know if it was like a i mean yeah as we'll know in brian's third pick with his imagination yeah like you could do it if you want to do you know we're not writing scripts out here and changing the universe man we're just playing with our imagination i was so happy happy. I think even there was like McDonald's had like a stint of releasing like bionic prime, prime time for McDonald's.

I might buy some. Was that your third? Sorry, I forgot about the come around. I'm going to go. The retry always gets you. Yeah. I'm definitely calling that from now on. Just because it's me.

We have to draft again and just keep calling. Just make sure we have the drafts ready. So be ready for two picks. Yeah, it's like a soft entry. I mean. Okay, I have to just because it's me i have to pick this i don't i don't know if i owned it but my friends had it and i stole it every single time we went over or i went over to their place the yugioh card sleeve that you would have hell

yeah dude like went all the way around dude it was just bend the just bend the shit out of your cards though right destroy your cards. I mean, it was awful to use, but, like, I mean, I think we all agree. We could have been up for an Oscar with how much you would act out Yu-Gi-Oh! Like, playing the card game once you had that on. I summon Pot of Greed to draw three additional cards from my deck! That's not what it does. Roll my dice! That is what it does. Roll my dice.

That is what it does. Pot of greed. Draw three. I summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from my deck. And I summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from my deck. Then I play magic force, which allows me to play pot of greed once again to draw three additional cards from my deck you know he's right and i attack and i win right no you don't have any well you don't have any monsters and oh he's supposed to be here oh you got the celtic guardian my turn god you're a dark magician magician I also summon Jack's Knight!

You can't summon a bunch of cards on one turn. It's against the rules. You never saw this coming. I summon Pot of Greed to draw three additional cards from my deck! That's not what it does! It doesn't do what it does! That's what it do, you's what that's what it do by far the best part is the first time his friend just goes i mean that is what it does it's what it do baby i always forget that video they're in vr playing yugioh and they have the

little arm thing. I wish I had just $1,000 to spend on a VR set, or $2,000 so I could buy one of you guys the same VR set so we could play Yu-Gi-Oh! against each other. What is the VR headset? It's coming down the line at some point.

They've got to be making the game for it. The Oculus? Wait, that's not right. Oculus and Quest are both two of the big ones who i'm hitting google hard today you gotta cover up those tracks about how to kill your wife before you get married could you imagine they read it back in court you searched about how to bury your wife and then you searched pot of greed 72 times in a row. I had a fucking day my guy.

Alright Zach. I'm done with my reach around. It's all you baby. Alright my turn. Yeah we're satisfied. I can't wait to have Brian spell this one. I'm going with the the the Quasar Sabers from Power Rangers Galaxy.

Can I get country of origin? It sounds East African. It starts with a Q. I'll give you a Q. I was going KW. Quasar... Yeah, Saber. Saber.

Not Sabre. See, I typed in Quasar Sword. Saber. Like the Buffalo Sabers? No. Oh, yeah. That thing was fire. I've had this thing. I've had this. Yes. They're sick.

Do you want a metal version that's sharp? Yeah. I want one that I can't bring to TSA. Okay. Please ship it to his house this time. Oh, we're not bringing it to the wedding? You're not going to knight Corey at the altar? No. I will.

The blue one was the sickest. If you ship it to Zach, it's up to him to bring it. Please ship it to Zach. That's fair. The blue one was the sickest because it was the gorilla medallion, which I really appreciated. Okay. I'll add that. Write that down. Write that down. down or was it or yeah hold on let me look up who are the galactic beasts this is important um you know so much power rangers lore lion condor gorilla wolf

wild oh it's condor condor you're a condor guy see i'm a gorilla i'm a gorilla boy so do you want the blue one or what yes the blue one okay i'm gonna have only fictional weapons from brian i'm trying to harness your inner like weeb i just want you to have all these anime swords and uh okay my katana's next you should buy him and this is definitely made up but i'm sure something like it exists you should buy a quasar saber no no no a subscription to like a blacksmith there's got to be like a present-day blacksmith and then you can just zach can just give him like one object a year to build oh Oh, to give an object to Zach to make? So you know

HelloFresh, right? So you have a subscription and you get food in the mail. Bobby Flay's making swords for me? Except it's a subscription to a service where they can make weapons for you. So they mail me an anvil and I make the weapon or they'll mail me the weapon?

Which one do you think? I think the latter because I think you'd make more money that way. Dude, look how scary this Galacta beast looks. This gorilla Galacta beast looks terrified. Body shape of looks. Send that in the chat.

Please do. Alright, Brian. Alright, you're going to hate this last pick long today don't worry zach cut out for 20 minutes i'm i'm sure this is down that's true uh real fast my last pick i got a lot of honorable mentions but blocks i don't care what type what style what color blocks just any of them just give me something i can stack in the knockover i'll be the happiest kid in the world go ahead talking about like the the the because okay this is where you're gonna say yeah okay but the specific i have like a vivid memory of like kindergarten like they they are like painted like bricks like different colors on the outside but it's like a cardboard box i hate those

ones because they're okay so you're literally drafting everyone except for the one that i can vividly describe brian's drafting the stuff our toys come in tissue boxes i didn't say boxes i said blocks no do you not remember like those the like just wood tan colored blocks that were like square rectangle? Okay, okay, okay. Yes, Brian, I'm back on board. I got it. I literally Googled blocks and yes, yes, I'm in. Did it autocorrect spell it correctly for you though?

Yeah, it changed it to- BLOX, Roblox. It was right there for you. It's fine. I'm on a crypto page now. I'm a simple man. Give me a sticky hand, a pile of blocks, and one stick out of the woods, and I'll have a day. You can do whatever you want with that.

Man, I fucking hate your childhood. All right, real quick. A number of mentions. Operation, incredible. Who doesn't want to electrocute each other? Rock'em sock'em robots correct i don't think i ever owned it but like because you break the game oh i had that on mine had that on mine nice it's great who doesn't want to fight each other uh light bright everyone talks about etch a sketch oh no one talks about right you you had light bright and you picked stick yeah light brights for nerds i'm out here playing freaking

swords and jousting each other all right or yeah because cops and robbers it's better than playing inside with my light bright i could draw a man's larping outside in the park yeah killing kids who play with light brights uh chinese finger trap incredible you have to have siblings though because like you just bully each other with it right right right or really small um uh then bouncy ball just in general you ever go in the bathroom just throw it as hard as you can on the floor i did that all the time i don't know how anything didn't break but like wait did you do that because your bathroom definitely had tile and that's definitely the best surface for bounce ball i think it was like i wanted to throw it as hard as i could and have it bounce a lot without breaking something and in my head there wasn't anything that was going to break in the

bathroom even though giant mirror lots of glass from all the lights and stuff but we survived yeah nice i like that that's my list so mine were uh i had connects you ever have them oh yeah i mean a lot of creativity a little engineering mind i thought you might like that but you did go og with blocks so i appreciate it my sixth grade science fair project was i made a we had a roller coaster made out of connects and i like made the thing ramp off of it at different angles and i like showed how gravity affects how far things go right so you picked blocks and then i picked the millennial version of that which is connects i think or like yes it goes like blocks leg Legos, connects.

And then back to Legos again. Like after. It's an infinite loop. I got nervous. I might not be able to think of anything. So I did put just Pokemon. But like obviously. Razor scooter.

Come on boys. Specifically I had it. And I had the wheels that lit up when they rolled yep upper class um moon shoes come on moon shoes the worst shoes they never worked as well as you wanted them to never had them except for the fact that like the commercials just stuck in my head forever like fair i'm gonna die with that stuck in my head um is Fair. I'm going to die with that stuck in my head. So Rock'em Sock'em, I did have on my list. That's the two little guys in the ring bopping each other, right? Oh, yeah.

So I put the boxing mitts that were like the blow-ups. What were they called, though? Do you know what I mean? Boppers or something like that it was like oh it might have been boppers yeah boppers right that was stuck in my head it's boxing gloves with less steps i know but like and like more dangerous because like it pops you're just getting socked in the face yeah yeah we definitely have oh soccer boppers soccer boppers yeah yeah yeah um and then and then my last one which I thought was pretty

fucking funny because it's not like this is the one that I was like it's like a category Brian was just puppets like in kindergarten when there was like freaking music shit you're gonna yell at me for sticks and you want to draft puppets you don't have any friends this is honorable mention

so this is my big board and I'm thinking of toys that you have. They don't deserve a mention. Toys? Toys that are around when you're a kid. Puppets. I thought it's a good thing. You had puppets around and you didn't have sticks around. No, I didn't have puppets around. I didn't have

puppets around. I'm saying when you were in kindergarten, you didn't have puppet shows put on. Puppet stick. We had way more sticks in kindergarten than we had puppet shows. Sure. This is my big board. This is mentions, my guy. I didn't draft sticks. I didn't draft

puppets. You don't need to mention terrible ideas. All right, Zach, what's on your list? Last honorable mention, Big League Chew. It's not a toy. Since we're running along, my one and only honorable mention is the Green Rangers dagger slash flute thing that calls in the Green Dragon Zords. Brian, actually, can you look that up the song he plays for a song that he plays out? Or the Go Go Power Rangers song. Actually, out or the go, go power Rangers song.

Actually, I just want the go, go power Rangers. Sorry. I summon go, go power Rangers. Yeah. Just give me the,

give me the go, go power Rangers. The original, the OG. No. Oh, but then, but then can we find a trap?

Hell yeah. It's on.