It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 11: All My Homies Hate The Polaris Mall Sbarro

Episode Date: April 1, 2021

Cory is back! He recaps his opinions on everything he missed the past two weeks which mainly consists of dunking on Zak. We talk about how we all hate Peeps, how bad suicide squad is, Zak goes on a tangent about Sbarro scarring him for life, we get into Falcon and Winter Soldier Episode 2, talk through how meh the new Justice League still is, and lastly April Fools is soon so we talk best pranks we have been a part of. Timestamps: 0:00:00-0:13:30 - Intro/Corys Soapbox Recap 0:13:30 -0: 26:00 - Peeps Pepsi / TV News / Would You Rather 0:26:00 - 0:42:06 - Falcon Ep. 2 0:42:06 - 0:50:57 - Sbarro/Suicide Squad 0:50:57 - 1:09:36 - Justice League 1:09:36-1:32:45 - April Fools Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

It is Wednesday, my dudes. And we're back. Episode 11? Who would have thought we made it this far? Preston, how you dart? How you doing? I'm darting very well. I was going to say Preston Darling, and then I messed it up.

Doing good. Doing good. Starting out strong. Tall King's Daddy, how you doing? Doing good. Quick question. How many eggs is too many eggs to eat in a week? Under two dozen.

Well, so I, I eat egg. I have egg whites and eggs, but if I was gonna, if I was using like the eggs themselves for the egg whites, I eat five a day. Are you going hard boiled? What are you doing over there? No. Cause like, like 10 hard boiled eggs. That's a lot of hard boiledboiled eggs i'm going two dozen a week is that an acceptable amount that's the exact amount i do so okay cool amongst same page same page how's it going guys big jack boy yes big farters over here all those eggs cory you're back c word how's it been it's been a while. Feels good to be back. I got a lot to say. In my absence, I took my list of comments.

You want me to run through them? We got something for you. Let me say what we're going to talk about first, and then the floor is all yours. So it's been a while. Corey's back. Going to recap everything he's missed. Give us his hot thoughts on everything that he needs to get off his chest maybe he's gonna yell at zach a little bit we've got a bunch of random bullcrap today a bunch of quick hitters of random things in the news that we might talk about later

falcon episode two we talk about then the four hour long marathon justice league zach snyder version gonna talk about that a bit rooks didn't watch it because he's a loser, so he might be a little quiet, but we'll keep it quick. And then maybe some other random BS at the end. Rooks has a Would You Rather that we might get into. It's gonna be all random, but it's gonna be great. So Corey, you have the floor, sir.

Alright, so precursor, you should probably listen to the last two episodes because I have things to touch on. I'm gonna be bouncing around a lot that spoilers they have nothing to do with each other they're just topics that were said in the last two weeks that i was gonna say them like out loud in my car listening to you guys but i'm a crazy person if i do that so i wrote them down and i'm just gonna run through them so two weeks ago rooks i think it's the only question that was asked of me in two weeks I was gone.

So way to make me feel important. Thank you. Three stars in hockey. Rooks is correct. Yes. Okay. Thank God. Yeah.

It is the best star. You want to be first star. You want to be number one. This isn't like grade school where you get stars in a classroom for like cleaning up and picking up and do a good good job you want just to be the number one star you want to be number one and then okay they do the best three so it's like they introduce third star and then they go second then one and then they usually interview post-game interview the first star but would you argue you would want more stars yes as in general i would want more first stars mario rules you want to collect all the stars so this system is stupid

keep going mario rules come on um all right zach bringing up a lord of the rings reference before me if you had that on your bingo board, congratulations. I did not see it coming. You opened up the floodgates. Be prepared. I'm just glad I wasn't the first one to say it. I believe it was you talking about Matt James

when he had the ring looking like a golem. So thank you. Freaking appreciate that. I didn't want to be the first. Number one, Lord of the Rings fan. You know me. I'm ignoring that. All right. you made me zach made me a lot of these are pointed at zach i'm just gonna say that right good uh zach made me feel great about being an eagles fan with eagles

receivers i didn't know your terrible receiver stats what was it was like there's been no receiver over like some x amount of yards in a season or something like that. Yeah, I think it was. I looked it up afterwards. It was either in receptions or total. It was total yards, I think. And it was like they've never had over. I don't know like what a good season is for yards in a football. You're thinking the quarterback stat.

He said the quarterbacks had never been over a certain amount of yards. But when he's talking about receivers, Walter Payton is their all-time leading receiver as a running back that's what it was thank you that's what it was it was yeah all-time leading receivers are running backs made me feel great because i hate the eagles receivers uh on that note you guys brought up Nelson Aguilar, dare I mention, as the number one receiver for the Patriots. And all of you guys were like, you said that? And then somehow you all still said, I think they'll do okay this season because of their other moves. Which, yeah, good other moves, but no. You don't have a good season with Aguilar,

one, being on your team, two, being your number one receiver. All I said was he came through for me in the clutch in fantasy in the last couple weeks of the season. That's all I said. I think I was on Corey's side, and I said they needed to get a receiver,

and they didn't, and Aguilar is their only one, and they're going to be bad receiver-wise. I'm laughing for the whole entire season. What if he balls out? No, no. That's not even a what. You can't even what if it.

I don't even know the other – who are their other receivers? Kendrick Warren. Some white guy. There's another one they picked up. Edelman's still there, I think, right? Over my head. Well, Edelman, I know. Other guy, I don't know who the hell that is.

Anyway, they're going to have record-setting seasons because Cam's going to drop back, see Aguilar not open, running off in the sidelines, and be like, yeah, not you, and dump it off to anybody else. Yeah. I'll disagree. Yeah. Fantasy owners, don't pick up agalor he's gonna get guarded as if he's a number one which he's maybe a number

five receiver so good luck uh zach i'm going to discredit you from any of your future opinions because you said Skippy, which is disgusting. I did think you were going to be a Peter Pan guy because you're a little... A little fairy? Yeah, a little fairy guy. You're off in Neverland every now and then. I don't know. Wears tights a lot. Your mind wanders.

I disavow that comment. But I think that's all i have for two weeks ago at least did i make good points about skippy you can't argue that the branding is way better on skippy so so jif so tagging it along with you being discredited i didn't in my nooks and crannies yes the best thing that came out of it was that soundbite because after you said Skippy I can't even tell you if you had good points because I just didn't listen to you I was like no I tuned you out I hated it

there were no good points it was all about marketing and that's not what we care about I look at it the Jif jar and not knowing what it is when you're in the fucking peanut butter section of the grocery store they don't just put random shit with 800 jars fucking peanut butter section of the grocery store. They don't just put random shit with 800 jars of peanut butter.

I'll also say, if your product is great, your marketing, you don't pay attention to because it sells itself. Just saying. Pam. You off your soapbox?

No, that was two weeks ago this is oh this is now all right keep going this is a little out of order because i don't know why no no okay okay yeah yeah well before you go what's the percentage breakdown of of just ragging on me versus uh ragging on the rest of us or just and that's gonna percentage breakdown i said no my rooks comment was he had a question so I didn't rag on Rooks I just brought his name up and then

he complimented Rooks. I complimented Rooks and then Brian I have a it could be ragging on but I have a comment that I think he'll appreciate slash not appreciate.

Eat it losers. So it could go one of two ways. I could see Brian being like you're disgusting. No. But I could also see

him being like that's a good point. So let's go either way. I'll make sure to say those exact words. Keep going. So you guys obviously did the Katy Perry, Kitty Purry stuff last week. So but prior to that, you did Gatorade. I think Brooks brought up a comment about Gatorade or something. Zach did something.

What's everyone's favorite? I said out loud, Gatorade, rain, lime, before Rooks said anything. Let's fucking go, dude. And when you did, I was losing my mind. It's so true. That's a deep cut Gatorade that is fire. Let's fucking go, dude. And then to that point, because Brian, your comment was like, give me no rain. That's a deep cut Gatorade that is fire.

And then to that point, because Brian, your comment was like, give me no rain, I want no water. Give me the thickest Gatorade you have. Boy, that's Pedialyte. That's what... No, that's Pedialyte. That Gatorade is Pedialyte. You drink Gatorade

when you play hockey, right? And they make a giant cooler of it still? Or do you have your little bottles from the big cooler? No, we do individual bottles. But you have to do it from the powder, right? No. We go to the vending machine, dog. Okay, stupid. So, football games, you have a giant cooler of it, and you do it from the powder.

So instead of having half water, half powder, you do quarter water, full powder. So it's not I get your point I get your point that you can make it thick Gatorade if you're doing the powder exactly but I am saying thick Gatorade like that is Pita Pita like it is such a heavy like like it's gross consistency on this one but it's yeah it's not good no but yeah you can't tell me pedialyte and the gatorade you have at a football game that's like jacked with sugar and salt or taste the same taste wise no they don't they don't taste the same but like thick like like viscosity thick gatorade is pedialyte that's fair especially especially when you go from

especially when you go from drinking gatorade rain or gatorade zero to a full strength gatorade is Pedialyte. That's fair. Especially when you go from drinking Gatorade Rain or Gatorade Zero to a full-strength Gatorade, you might as well be drinking cement. And then Katy Perry stuff, lastly. So, Zach, I feel like I disagree with a lot of what you say because you're a heavy lyric guy. And if you're gonna listen to katie perry's lyrics and like you're gonna sit and like break them down like that's just weird there's so

many other artists that i would rather do that with like i'm not gonna i think somebody else said it like maybe rooks did i'm not gonna get in my feels with katie perry in my car like i'm sorry i won't like i'm gonna jam out to some good music and dance along in my car. I'm sorry I won't. I'm going to jam out to some good music and dance along in my car, but I'm not going to be like, I don't know, sitting in the rain listening to Katy Perry and be like, wow, great lyrics, great lyrics. Don't worry, we'll save the lyric breakdown

for when we do the Hoobastank tier list. I got you. Exactly. Hoobastank, give me Creed breakdown. Those are the lyrics we want to hear. ET. Fire Song. So fire.

Straight consensus. I don't understand. And I did my own tier list for this in preparation. And I'm going to rattle it off. And I want no comments because you guys are probably going to tear it apart and I'm not here for that. So I'll go F and up because that's more fun. So F I had wide awake. E I kissed a girl. D I put roar hot and cold. B part of me california girls a dark horse s et firework last friday night tjf okay et is so bad i don't i will never understand it it's a fucking so hey hey i my other point with all these it's your experience when listening to the songs that makes them. Which I think is a much more valid reason than lyrics. In my own opinion.

My own correct opinion. Because you go back. And you think about where you were the first time. You heard these songs. Which I don't disrespect any of your rankings. Because of that. Because you might have been doing something different. And it puts you in your feels.

I forget. Rooks you said I kissed a girl because it was like middle school it's like yeah i get that like that's fun it's middle school dancing like yeah but also et over everything so it's a bop just it's a bop and lastly zach you're a freaking psychopath for not accepting that girl's insta follow because why would you go through that if on the other end you didn't like that was what you wanted and you got it and you're like psych i'm out like psychopath move i love it though keep it up keep doing that i will not apologize i'd like to apologize and uh that's Corey's Corner.

Thanks for having me. Glad to be back, boys. Hell yeah. Good to be back. Full strength. No more penalty kill anymore. So, I have a question for you guys. Easter is around the corner.

There's a certain candy that comes out that's always pretty controversial on if people actually like it or not. So there's going to be that comes out that's always pretty controversial on if people actually like it or not so there's me a two-part question but one do you guys like peeps or do you think they're disgusting i because i i fucking hate peeps dude they're they're literally they're styrofoam like they're literally just little pieces of styrofoam. Yeah. There's no flavor in the actual marshmallow, which makes up 85% of it. And you're just getting the,

as Berm referenced a hundred times in our cereal tier list, it's just sawdust all over it. You know, it's just the little sawdust all over the marshmallow. They're fucking dookie. F tier. Hell yeah. over the marshmallow they're fucking dookie f tier hell yeah peeps are the ultimate um your grandma needs to fill up your easter basket and so she just puts like two back two packages of peeps and my grandma too she will uh stab the peeps container so they go stale and then she will microwave them and so they explode and get bigger

so that's where and then eat it so them and so they explode and get bigger. And then eat it? And then eat it. So that's the family tree I come from. That's a lot of super unnecessary activities for packaging. That is some serial killer shit. I'm gonna put this meat through fucking hell and then I'm gonna eat it.

To taste the emotions emotions i feel like your grandparents are also like never take feedback ever like you could tell them like grandma i don't really like peeps and they'll just be like a year after a year they'll be like you'll just get more peeps they'll just be like no he'll like him this year he said something about peeps i think he needs more right four bags i agree i don't like them but every year i forget that i don't like them and i think maybe it's gonna change i have one and i'm like nope i still don't like them fair good all right cool consensus did you see that there's a pepsi coming out that's gonna be what the fuck does that even hell yeah what does that mean it's gonna taste like a sawdust i don't

i don't understand they went to their local home depot packaged taste like sawdust. I don't understand. They went to their local Home Depot, packaged the extra sawdust, and they put it in the can. We made our sugary soda with more sugar this time. What does that even taste like? I have no clue, but it sounds like a horrible idea. Isn't it like they're not even putting it on the shelves? It's like you have to win it, and then they're trying it, and then they might go on the shelves. I don't know.

Sounds fucking stupid. I didn't look into it because I thought it was a bad idea. There's only two brands that are allowed to add new flavors or experiment with crazy flavors and that's Lay's Potato Chips and Oreos. The only two brands that are allowed to do that, they have immunity and no other

brands need to be experimenting. Just stay in your lane. What about Mountain Dew though? They have like 75 flavors. Mountain Dew shit pisses me off because it's just the same thing except they change the colors. Mountain Dew, blue voltage.

Mountain Dew, yellow fucking lightning. It's not actually changing anything. They're just giving it another high voltage. You can't taste the lightning flavor in it. Code red is different than the regular. Come on. But that is the OG flavor change. And they're like,

guys, we've got green. We've got red. We need more ideas. Just change the color. I guess I am. I am disrespecting the Baja a little bit. I'm disrespecting the Baja. i take that back wholeheartedly i i was out of line i saw on tiktok apparently if you mix

and it's got to be true because it's on tiktok apparently if you mix uh regular mountain dew with like blue powerade it's actually tastes like a blast so we should try that um or i can just go to like taco bell and you know like i can get like a little box with it too you know and i don't have to fucking picture this that shit so i think i'm gonna just stick with that picture this though giant two liter thing of mountain dew i don't know go and get like a home depot bucket or something i don't know what you're gonna put it in pour that in there and then you get a huge thing of blue powerade you pour that in there and you've got

a whole massive freaking pot months worth you're hoarding all of it you're hoarding all of it forever alright let's continue I have a question for Zach about his grandma You're hoarding all of it forever. All right. Let's continue.

I have a question for Zach about his grandma. Do you think she'll buy the Pepsi flavored or Peeps flavored Pepsi and poke a hole in the top of the can and then microwave it and then drink it afterwards? Yes. Yes. Okay. No, my grandma will buy it um write the the date that she bought the pop-on and masking tape put it in her basement forget about it and then in you know five to ten years when she inevitably dies we'll find it in her basement and be like oh remember when grandma bought the uh bought the the peeps flavor pepsi that was crazy it's getting dark

yikes shout out moving on uh more news there was a show where we said we were going to talk about what it came back around not the one there's a couple that we were going to talk about the one that we really wanted to talk about is not announced yet but circle season two is announced it's going to happen in april so it's a hell of a soon let's go and then did you guys ever watch too hot to handle no because i just i just

heard it wasn't that shitty so i didn't watch it yeah yeah it wasn't great but that's coming back as well in june so if we need some more crappy reality tv give me all the trash back

burner but circle is great zach have you ever seen circle i haven't seen it. I know the premise is it isn't like social media. You have to build your clout and you get voted off kind of. Zach's going to go on the Circle, become best friends with everyone, and then block them the first week. Vote myself off. I hate everybody.

You can't be accepting everyone, guys. You got to curate your Instagram profile to the people you want to see it. That show is great, though. Shuby, best character by far. Heck yeah. Just the coolest guy. Oh, man. It's great.

But yeah, so that's coming back in April, which is like a week away. So I'm going to watch it. I'll have thoughts. Corey, you better watch it, too. I'm definitely going to have thoughts. All right. So that's all the news for the week that i got big time news right there big news week all the news that i care about over here all right

so i heard this earlier um any of you guys know who curtis connor is on youtube he's fucking great um but he was he was playing a game where a video game where um the character could control things with his mind like move shit um it's not like it's not like um like mind control or anything like that or reading people's minds it's literally just you can move shit around without touching it and his like hypothetical was would you accept this power if every single time you did it, you just shit your pants a lot? I'm talking like uncomfortable amount. Would you accept the power with that consequence? Do you have control over the power?

Yeah, so every single time. So I'm not like Jean Grey and it's out of control over the power yeah so you every time every single time so whether you're so i'm not like gene gray and it's out of control i'm just moving like a cup across the table or lifting a vehicle you are going to full out shit your pants i'm just gonna i'll say no like i don't i feel like i feel like it would be a ridiculous like i can't think of super useful things off the bat other than being like this is a really cool party trick but then on the flip side of that is like guys look at this sick party trick oh and then I just shit my pants like it's people are like what's

that smell and be like yeah that's the downside of this thing man I mean if you could control it though you know it's gonna happen so just don't like casually pick up things like I'm not gonna like pick up a speck of dirt off the ground like oh drop something and like oh no I forgot and now i'm blowing out the backside of my pants

the asshole character in like shows and movies that control stuff like and does that and they're just like sitting there at their like desk at school like flipping a pencil around in midair for no reason you can't be an asshole and like show off i feel like at that point you're super i have a superpower of being able to control my bowels by not taking that superpower yeah so my so what you're saying is my life doesn't change but i get the benefit of moving stuff exactly yeah i think you guys are severely underestimating the psychological and just physical damage it takes to shit yourself. Like, you're throwing those clothes away.

You're not, like, you're not washing those. When you do that, it gets everywhere. You know, you gotta scrape the peanut butter out of your butt crack. Like, it's bad. That's scary, dude. Yeah, you gotta kind of cup your hand. I know I introduced this idea. I hated that comment

I did not enjoy that comment yeah it's right up there with beer fingers oh yeah I didn't like that one either but so you accept the power and then you make yourself a super suit that has like extra capacity back there just to store it and then you take care of

adult diapers exist you can you can quadruple layer that shit go save the world and then all you gotta do is throw that shit away and take a shower what are you saving the world from by someone moving something with your mind dropping a nuke on us right isis dropping a 9-11 you run out and you just go and you put your hand up like they use when they're using the force in star wars you just put your hand up nuke stop you eat that thing back where it came from hand up butt out the shit in your pants you saved the world congratulations do you shit more if it's a heavier object? No. Yes. No matter what you're doing, it is a lot and it's uncomfortable for everyone else around you.

I'm going to say. Is it limited by like how much you eat or is it like a magical poop that appears out of nowhere? No, it's not based on anything like that. It's going to be the same huge amount every time. Yeah, I think I wear a super suit and i accept this power and just i'm accepting this power of your own feng shui company i'm accepting this power 10 times out of 10 i funny you accept the power and talk about adult diapers when we had a sponsor of some type about adult diapers that uh you kind of refuse to talk

about. I'm not going to give Mike Mayberry his dollar back. I'm not going to give you any sound bites here for our viewers to clip and reuse in the future. I'm not going to do that. It just sounds like it was a good fit of sponsor.

I don't have the power. If I was offered this power, I'm absolutely going to read that sponsor out and I'm, I'm going to use code skin marks for 10% off 110%. But I don't have lactose intolerant. People lactose intolerant. People are listening to this and they're like,

dude, I can't move objects with my, my mind. Anytime I just eat a piece of cheese, I do this. Like they're pissed off. I'm woke on people being lactose intolerant. I anytime i just eat a piece of cheese i do this like they're pissed i'm i'm woke on people being lactose intolerant i think they just poop a lot and they just your boy korean beef here is absolutely lactose intolerant

which is terrifying because you would never know it but like anybody who eats like a lot of ice cream is gonna is gonna poop themselves i mean like, it's not the fact that you're just lactose intolerant. I do agree that some people probably just say that, but for me, it does not take much. I'm not getting into it here, but it does not take much. All right, time to move on from some poop talk. Apologies. That's enough for the week. Met our quota.

I'm not sorry. Alright, well, let's move on. Falcon Winter Soldier Episode 2. Electric Bugaloo. I thought... It wasn't a sequel. It's just the second episode. But continue kind of the same storyline, same tone, same amount of action, everything, which is dope.

Still like a 40, 50 minute episode, which is cool because there's only be six of them. They actually made Falcon and Winter Soldier meet like five seconds into the episode, which is good because we didn't know if they're going to like draw that out or not. But I thought it's solid. I think it's a better romcom than WandaVision was my hot take. Falcon plus Winter Soldier. Cute couple. They're rolling around in the grass. They're at couples therapy.

They're arguing. It was really funny. I did like that. They really set it up like that. Couples therapy was pretty good. It was great. It's actually really freaking funny. Corey, did you like the Lord of the Rings reference? Yeah, I did. he was like i read it

back when it first came out yeah i actually did i did appreciate that oh wait let's i hope that there's that's the real lord of the rings fandom zach did you appreciate that comment i did i did although it wasn't lord of the rings right it was the hobbit so is that part of the lord of the rings trilogy are you i mean it's not part of the lord of the rings trilogy it's part of the whole entire storyline of the world but you answered brian's question when he said did you like the lord of the rings reference and you said yes i did it's called an inference zach it's inferred grow up rooks rooks to answer your question i did not enjoy the lord of the rings reference but i did enjoy the hobbit reference that they made in the thank you for setting me straight you know i was just i'm just

so lost with all this stuff because i don't i have never read the books i've only seen some of the movies so i appreciate you clearing that up for me no problem man that's what i'm here for sigh yikes the beginning of the episode though they spent so much time like trying to set up the new captain america to be like likable and then the rest of the episode, though, they spent so much time trying to set up the new Captain America to be likable. And then the rest of the episode made him a dick again. I don't understand what they're doing. I hate the new Captain America. I don't care if he could save a bus full of children.

He could donate all of his non-essential organs. I hate this guy. He can move items and then shit himself. I hope he dies a fiery death. I think my favorite part of the whole episode is he comes in, they're fighting on top of the two trucks. He's whipping the shield around, you know, just whipping people up.

And then they throw, I forgot his buddy's name. They throw, the super soldiers throw his buddy off and he throws the shield and saves him and walks up to these four super soldiers. While he is not a super soldier and he goes you guys are gonna regret that and they just yeet him off the back it's like what do you think

was gonna happen dickface like you just watched them yeet your friend off and now you're just gonna walk up and all of a sudden you you can stand with super soldiers like no you dumbass call in backup yeah it was a mess i don't understand it they also showed a clip of him like whipping the shield around off targets and like bouncing back to him and stuff my question is like one how is it i think that's i think that's something that's never going to be explained in any of this shit there's like there are if you ever see if you ever watch cinema sins on on youtube any for all the Avengers movies, they rip up Captain America using the shield

because there's no consistent physics with it. There's no consistency. The only time they addressed that was in one of the movies. I think it was Spider-Man. It was Civil War. He's like, man, that thing doesn't obey the laws of physics. And it's like, they recognize it. And they're like, we're not going to

fucking explain it, though. Fuck you guys. They they're like we don't have time to make a movie to explain this so except that as long as they referenced it but then also like that thing's moving around so fast and then he catches it like it's nothing even though he is like you said not a super soldier which again i don't know how any of this works i don't know yeah i don't know i will say i feel like they made when they were fighting them on top i will say i feel like they made when they were fighting them on top of the truck i feel like they made falcon and winter soldier not as powerful as we've seen in the movies like we saw winter soldier in the captain america in the winter so to do the cool knife thing where he's just you know fighting captain america mano a mano

kind of kicking his ass a little bit and this one i get it it's like other super like you're fighting more super soldiers but like fal Falcon kind of just didn't really do anything. He kind of just flew around and then saved Bucky and then that was pretty much it. I don't know if they're building up to something, but I was kind of bummed that they kind of made him go out pretty weak. Falcon did what Falcon

does best, and he was just there. Falcon never comes into the fight and changes the game falcon has his little what is it uh red wing what is it yes he has fucking red wing to scout it out and then he's just flying over the battle shooting like pistols at people but he never saves the day in any of this so that's one thing that i am curious to see how this progresses. If we are progressing towards, which I assume is him taking over that role of Captain America,

we're going to that point. I need to see some heroic ass shit from this dude. Like I need, I need the, the skinny Steve Rogers jumping on the grenade moment. Like I need something. I told Mike, my brother at the very beginning of this that like we both thought falcon sucked and he was like a side character in that for him to like compete with any of the other like superheroes or anything like wanda is like hella powerful now and he just

has like wings on his back for him to actually be a superhero in the next like adventures he's gonna have to become like a super soldier and like get the serum by the end of the series or something and then like episodes two they're like yeah everyone has the super soldier adventures he's gonna have to become like a super soldier and like get the serum by the end of the series or something and then like episodes two they're like yeah everyone has the super soldier serum it's like okay in my mind end of the series he's definitely gonna get the serum and then to pick up the shield and i don't think so i don't think so why don't i think that i think that's gonna be the whole premise i think it's gonna be the the fake captain america is gonna be like well because he got his ass kicked like richard was saying and he's gonna be like well i need the super soldier serum to be more like steve rogers and then so he's

gonna take it and turn out to be like you know it's gonna corrupt him or he's gonna turn out to be a bad guy and then falcon's gonna be like well i don't want to be like steve in terms of like needing the super soldier serum i you know he believed in me without needing the stuff so i don't need to take it type of thing i agree i don't know i don't know how it's gonna translate to future avengers i don't know how it's going to translate to future avengers movies of him just being a normal dude with the shield but i think that marvel hasn't really done wrong so far i don't i think it's i think it's going to be what i like he's going to take the serum because i think they're setting it up where they started this like this episode they

had you know the whole there has been a black super soldier before, but the world wasn't ready for it. And so I think they're teeing that up to be like, hey, by the end of this, Falcon's going to get it. Because at the end of Endgame, he was supposed to be the new Captain America, but he didn't think that the world was ready for a black Captain America. And so that's why he turned it down. And then that's why they put that in this past episode saying like this has been a thing and yeah i guess yeah it didn't work last time because the world wasn't ready for it but the world's changing and he's going to take up the mantle and i think also that helps in outside of movie realm, because I don't know what they're doing with like Black Panther and everything, too. But I don't see why they would go away from Steve Rogers handing him the shield.

And then first episode, he hands it back. And then there's just a new Captain America that we have. I mean, we were talking you guys were talking last week like, you've had zero backstory into like Falcons, Falcons life. And you don't want to see him like on a fishing boat the whole time. So like, I think they're going to grow them into like a big thing. Cause I can't see them just bringing in this new captain America actor and just being like,

yeah, that's, yeah, that's what I do. Yeah. So I can see what I, now, now that you guys are talking this all into existence,

I see both happening. what i see i'm envisioning it right i see i see falcon saying i don't i don't want it that's not what this is supposed to represent blah blah blah type thing like that and then he fights new captain america who has it beats him and then now he's like, okay, I'm ready for, I have the mindset of Captain America now type shit, and then give me the steroids, baby.

Juice my ass up. Oh, God, that was bad. Paula juice. That was a bad soundbite. Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like that'd be a little bit of a cop- a cop out just to be like okay now we're gonna inject him just to give him the same powers that you know chris evans captain america had i think according to your point i think to your point it's more of the fact that they weren't the country wasn't ready for a just a black captain america whether or

not he has superhuman powers or a black superhero in general or like you know someone to put on the front page of stuff and admire and look at as a hero i think that's what they weren't ready for i don't think it matters whether or not he has the super you know giant pecs and it keeps getting whipped around it's about to matter i'll tell you that much yeah no i agree i agree it'll be interesting to see how they how they play it up as like now he's the new captain america and how they translate that fighting style because i think in the comics he still has the wings and just has the shield with it so that could be kind of cool to to use so um so yeah i mean we'll see that's where i think it has it ends with but you know we got four more episodes to figure it out so i do like how quickly it seems to be moving like we were all talking like it's less episodes they're

longer but like they've got to introduce the plot pretty quick or else they're just wasting a lot of time. So I like how they're doing it. Like we said, it seems like it's going to be a lot of action. We already got a bunch of action scenes in episode two. Yeah, both had a lot of action compared to WandaVision, for sure. The episode ends with them showing Baron Zemo, the villain from Civil War coming back. Why do you... Why are they bringing him back? Did he like also have

the super serum or something? I thought it was the... He knew all the secrets of Hydra. Hydra? And they like need to know more about the Hydra serums and everything, which would make sense because they're fighting a bunch of super soldiers and he knew that like little poem that would make people super

soldiers so he probably knows more. Oh, I forgot that was the plot. I think this is just literally to set up. They're going to go and talk with him. He's going to break out. He's going to put on his purple mask and then it's going to be like, Baron Zemo will return in a future movie. It's just Zemo reading

off haikus the next four episodes, creating a bunch of super soldiers. I'm remembering the plot now. He didn't read a poem and be a super soldier. That was how he controlled. Yeah, it's how he woke Winter Soldier into being his like protocol to

freaking murder people. The way you phrased it made it sound like he would go to a random human and just say a poem and they're like Hulk out. No. He's going to go up to all. That would be a sweet power. He's going to go up to, what's the group name?

Like Red Flag or something? Flag Smashers. The Flag Smashers. Flag Smashers. He's going to be like, one fish, two fish. Red fish, blue fish. The name Flag Smashers is so. I thought it was so.

I get like it's probably in the comics, but. It's such a bad name. It's cheesy. Two things also on this episode. One, I am a Sebastian Stan. I stan Sebastian Stan. We stan. And also, too, I would like to know where I can get his one-armed leather jacket,

because that thing is sexy. Oh, that was so tough. One, his vibranium arm looks so fucking cool now, too, because it's not just straight silver. It used to look like Colossus from X-Men, where it's just straight silver, and now there's little details in it. Oh, talk.

Dude, I would chop my own arm off for a sweet vibranium arm, or if there was enough, even if there was a fake one, I would just buy a bunch of lube and just lube it up and just stick my hand in the vibranium arm, or if there is enough, even if there was a fake one, I would just buy a bunch of lube and just lube it up and just stick my hand in that vibranium arm and just walk around with it. You know you could probably just get it tattooed. That might be useful. That sounds painful as shit. Your entire

arm covered in that? Zach's talking about chopping his arm off for it. I think it's a little less painful than that. The entire sleeve, that's like death by a hundred paper cuts, but just chopping it off. It's like, let's get this shit over with. You know what I mean?

Give me the vibranium. But at least you have an arm. Hey, you'll have a really cool vibranium arm. What the fuck do you mean? They don't exist. You get a prosthetic, but then it can like, it can barely move. It has like the strength of like a three-year-old.

Somebody's never been to Wakanda before year old doesn't have like a super serum Rooks just vacations there every summer that's where he gets all his limbs from he actually doesn't have any arms right now they're both vibrating he's just hiding you're not wrong yikes

but the one last thing I gotta say on this is there's like so many memes comparing the new captain america to homelander yeah and i know cory watches the boys rooks and zach do you watch the boys i have i i have not and everyone says i would fucking love it i need to get on i'm really shitty at watching shows that i don't have a responsibility to watch with other people. Does that make sense? The only thing I'll say about the boys, because it's fantastic, but those who are about to watch it, pay really close attention to Black Noir.

He is a pivotal character. Very important. You're going to want to know that episode one. Just remember every line he says. Uh-huh. I know I have him memorized. Oh, also, I have one more thought from last week so um yeah and i i we were when i watched this uh with people we were like talking about this guy the whole time but um falcon's like assistant was named torres

he's a hundred percent gonna be the next falcon because he's just constantly fucking shit up he's 100% going to be the next Falcon because he's just constantly fucking shit up. He's constantly just... Say it, Brian. I know what your plot line is. Gay lover. Which is fine. If that's what happens, that's fucking sick. I think that would be tough. The MCU.

That would be so tough. Yeah. I don't think it would be that far out of left field. I don't think it's that far out of left field at all, honestly. When you said it, I'm like... I think that would be dope, but I just, what I'm saying is

Torres gets involved in shit, gets thrown into a light post immediately. I was like, that's baby Falcon right there. Like, you just literally filled out

the job application on Indeed with that clip right there. Like, that was perfect. Shout out Indeed. you got me every same here sponsor us guys i would die if we got indeed as our first ever sponsor like why dude i would

a lot of business professionals listening to this podcast a lot of them oh yeah yeah we uh we do shows for corporate events as well this reminds me i need to sponsor brian in podcasting oh on uh on linkedin um when should probably not do that. We should keep that off. Proficient in podcasting. When we go to our business conferences, though, where we do these live, there's a lot less poopy talk. There's a lot less of it. We cut those bits out. It'll stick to urine, mostly.

We'll edit it. Bachelor Talk, it doesn't really hit too well with a lot of our people but we run with it when we're at the conference some people are in talk about the weather a lot we're going to go to the conference and they're going to be like how many listeners do you have we have viewers

oh so you guys live stream it no you fucking idiot okay so I'll come into a business meeting near you sometime soon did you guys see the suicide squad trailer yes yeah this will be short it's a lot i don't think it looks good but one thing i want to talk about round two the first one was good this one's still not gonna be good do you see what the main villain is starro yeah sabaro yo yo if we don't want to talk about sabaro bro we had one at my we had one in my college in my dorm room the softest crust pizza i've ever had bro it was just played out i like soft crust so that shit hits different no no i'm talking soft crust, so that shit hits different. No, I'm talking soft crust to where it wasn't even.

That's my vibe right there. I'm down to the floor. You like to bunch it up in a ball and just pack it like a dip. Sometimes I'll just get the Pillsbury pizza dough, and I'll just put it out, and I'll just put cheese, a little bit of mozzarella, and then I'll blow torch it and just melt the cheese a little and just have just straight dough. No, you won't. Yeah, no shit. I don't have a fucking blow torch in in my apartment zach it's a joke that's the only thing that's stopping him though because he doesn't have a blowtorch i think about it another sabaro story uh we were at a mall

in columbus ohio and i went to go uh get a pink lemonade and i walked up to the lady and i i said i i accidentally was like i want a pink lemonade like I walked up to the lady and I said I accidentally was like I want a pink lemonade like I accidentally stuttered and she responded back it scarred me to this day she's like would you like a medium or a little large I clearly did not have a stuttering problem and it scarred me

and I did not know what to say I was like in like a large place oh god that's so fun so good yeah she hasn't been like on the verge of getting let let go that day or something like they burnt they burn a fuck ton of pizzas or something and the manager was like you're out of here tomorrow if i see another burnt pizza she blow torched it a little too hard that day. Or Zach had an Instagram message from the owner of that Sbarro

earlier that week to talk about, hey, can I get the number of the nice cashier lady? And then he just never called her back. She recognized. People don't forget. So, off of Sbarro. Just as dumb dumb so the main villain is a giant starfish oh yeah

why I said I have seen the trailer I have not seen the trailer just to clear that up so in the background at one point they're like it's a giant kaiju and like something smashes a building but you don't really see it but in the background at one point they're like it's a giant kaiju and like something smashes a building but you don't really see it but in the background of one scene there's like a monitor and it shows a starfish and it's like looks just like the one in the comics or whatever

people have said so it's a giant like telekinetic fucking type is the like okay so i think for suicide squad like i think they can take that and run with it and just make it ridiculous as fuck like yeah so first the suicide squad i i didn't think it was the best it was very overhyped i definitely didn't think it was the best but i thought it was a fun movie plot fucking dog shit but i i meant like the like the crescendo at the end of the movie where they're fighting enchantress and it was it was very poorly written and whatever but like i think if they go this route and they're fighting a giant fucking starfish and they're letting the characters just be crazy and quippy and super full of personality i think that would be entertaining

as fuck i think this is like the dc's version of like throwing random characters into a movie that's like gonna work because people just want to see these random people that like nobody's ever seen like polka dot man who's who's clamoring for polka dot man like what is that i don't understand that but also i i feel like it was the first one was supposed to be like i don't know like the equivalent to like guardians of the galaxy maybe because it's like random heroes that you've never really seen unless you're a big comic book person and it just like obviously again like rook said like i liked it but it's also like i know what i'm not like wow this is riveting i was not i was not tuned in dying to see character arcs and all this other shit i watched it fucked up once and then i got

drunk another time and was like oh i really liked that movie last time when i got home i'm gonna watch it again and i watched it do you guys think i could sue sabaro for defamation of character 100 you get a civil suit let's do your let's do your expert lawyers in bird law so we got you say if if uh whoever if the young lady at the polaris mall in columbus ohio working at the food court sabaro is listening in what what year? I haven't forgotten. It was probably 2015, 16, something around there. That's the funny. Here's what happens because our Twitter is popping off. I think Brian needs to find Sabaro Polaris Mall Twitter and say,

can we have your list of employees from the year you went? And we can narrow this down. This podcast movie. Have them as a guest live. You think the company Sabaro has Twitters for each of their fucking branches throughout the United States?

I think you can definitely email them. So I just looked it up online. They only have 3.2 stars out of 5, which is still too high. Although the first review, it says food's always on point at the Polaris Sbarro. Tastes great, line moves quickly, cheap and superb

customer service. Guys on the line are typically humorous and entertaining, making the waiting and ordering experience as quick as... So I'm reading that they're teaching their employees to be mean to customers. They're funny as shit. I don't like this one bit. That sounded... That review literally sounded like uh someone that worked at sabaro i've never had an experience why why do we got burner accounts for everybody now why is that a thing now why we got burner like this guy's act like have you guys seen the stuff over like the nba on twitter where it'll be some random

person will only follow one specific shitty NBA player and only respond to comments negatively talking about that one shitty NBA player. Their name will be the player's middle name. It's just like, why are we doing this shit?

You're better than that. Why are we writing yelp reviews for a place that we work at like brooks you don't have a fake instagram come on i do not have a fake instagram you know what we have a twitter we need to get it uh can we get a yelp can we yelp a podcast actually now that i think about it our twitter is about to get a hell of follows these next couple days because I'm just going to make a fuck ton of burners for us and we're going to post

I'm going to get so many fucking impressions on all of our stuff. It's going to be, we get comments from not-fagogi beef. It just says Preston Carmines, or Rooks Carmines, Rooks carmines because it's a middle name we won't know i'm gonna put my whole name on this fucking podcast oh people will find you now and your social security number is 271-35-1212

date of birth uh may 1963 now whoever's... We have tons of viewers, okay? So now that person, whose social security number that was, they're fucked. Their life's over. Dude, they're going to SWAT you.

They're going to call the FBI, say you have a hostage, and they're going to come back. It's any theft. It's not a joke, Jim. No, it's like... It's like when the... What's the song with Jenny's number?

Jenny, can I get your number? 867-5309? 867-5309. It's like that. It's like, isn't what's the song, the song with Jenny's number. Jenny, can I get your number? 867-5309. It's like that. It's like, isn't there a number that people could call and be like, it would say something related to it. We're going to make up a fake person with this social security account to respond to people trying to steal their identity. I'm lost in shit right now. We're going to fake a stolen identity? Yep.

You know what, I'm going to apologize for... We're all the fucking reals right now. So we're going to make a fake person to then sue Sbarro. Yes. Yes? Okay. And we'll have Yelp reviews on our podcast. The fake person's name is going to be Reginald Blorpkin.

I hate that. Oh, that sounds like something else and we don't need to get into talking about what a Blorpkin sounds like alright you want to talk to us this week? I liked it man did you see the first one? the OG version?

Zach did you see the original one? of course we talked about this on the spot and I hated did you see the original one? Of course. Rooks, did you at least see the original one? We talked about this on the spot, and I hated the original one. The original one sucked cock. Okay. The original one, they didn't go into any backstory. They're like, here's the character.

Here's the villain. They had this undefeatable character, and then Superman showed up, and they were like, we can win now, and then that's the end of it. That's one thing. And this is like, sorry, another little tangent. I hate Superman. Superman, that's the end of it. Like, that's one thing. And this is like, I'm sorry, another little tangent. I hate Superman. Superman, he's literally, he's the fucking, like, I don't even know how to describe it. Yeah, he shows up.

Oh, yeah, you can't, you can't shoot him. He has one fucking weakness that doesn't exist on this fucking planet. Like, good luck. It's a joke, man. Now, so you hate Superman, but you don't hate Henry Cavill, right? Huge stand of that guy. You ever seen the movie Immortals?

Oh my god, such a good movie. Or Mission Impossible Fallout? When he does the handgun cock. Yeah, handguns. Yeah. Pop those biceps, baby. I wish Henry Cavill would tie his lasso of truth around me

and you know tell us about your gay sexual fantasy if like Henry Cavill's giant pecs is good I don't want to be straight I'm a dumbass if he requested to follow you on Instagram, would you accept him, though?

Wait, does suit... Can you imagine me and Henry Cavill just bro-ing out, lifting weights, doing... Does Superman have a lasso of truth? Yeah, I think Zach's talking about... That's why I said boo, because I was like,

bro, that's fucking Wonder Woman, you shithead. Yeah. Zach thought of Henry Cavill's pecs and just lost touch in anything that was true. Superman doesn't need a lot of truth because he just holds someone in place and his eyes like light up. He's like, tell me the truth or I laser through your fucking skull. And they're like, all right, fuck, dude, relax.

This movie was better. Zack Snyder's vision was better. Four hours is a really long time, but he doesn't get bonus points for flushing out his characters when it took four hours to do. Granted, was it better? Yes.

I liked... I mean, there were some characters thrown in there, like Martian Manhunter. It's like, all right, you're throwing stuff in just to throw stuff in at this point. I know the ending,

the epilogue, is very controversial. I really liked the ep this point i know the ending the epilogue is very controversial i really liked the epilogue or sorry not the apple so parts of the epilogue i really like the joker part um some people don't like that or have hot takes on that i think it was really well done and the only problem is i don't know what it is with this batman i just can't i think ben affleck is a good... is a great Bruce Wayne. I can't picture him as a Batman, because he's just this big, stocky Boston guy

just walking around in a rubber suit, and I just can't take him seriously. I'm like, that's just Ben Affleck in a Batman suit. Fuck Ben Affleck. Sorry. I don't like him very much. Apology. But overall, I thought it was better, and I'm glad Zacknyder got to release it and if you like dc you're gonna love the slop so eat the slop up it was definitely a lot better

but that's not saying much because the first one was so hella average because the plot of the first one was okay there's this villain batman needs friends to fight him cool so he like goes to akuma he's like hey you want to fight he's like no and he goes to Aquaman and he's like, hey, you wanna fight? And he's like, no. And he's like, you sure? And he's like, yeah, okay, I'll fight. Okay. And then he goes to Flash and he's like, hey, you wanna fight? He's like, yeah. He's like, okay. And they go to Cyborg. He's like, hey, can you fight? He's like, no. And then he's like, alright. And then they leave. And then a minute later, Cyborg

shows up. He's like, I changed my mind. I'll fight. And then they go fight him. And also, they can't win the fight. He gets all these people together. They're like, oh, I can't win the fight he gets all these people together they're like oh i can't win the fight we need superman oh but he's fucking dead oh but we'll fucking resurrect him because movie all right got it let's do it then he comes back and wins everything and so there's it's pointless it's so generic nothing happens in it this one at least like you said fleshes out all

like the backstory of the characters. There's a lot more stuff about Cyborg. Cyborg's design actually looks different, too. He actually looks kind of dope. He's very more Iron Man-looking. I think his legs are too skinny. His legs are too skinny. It bothered me the entire time.

It's too dark to see any features. He's a robot. Honestly, the whole movie. Yeah, but give him a guy with beefy hamstrings and calves. Why would you want it in the middle? Give him some fucking quads. Give him some calf muscles. In Teen Titans,

the cartoon does have big legs. So stick to the source material. My man is chappy, dude. Chappy. But so they gave all the like the side characters and side characters, but all the other characters

more backstory. But like you said, Zach, it was four hours. I expected it to be like really good for it being twice the length of a normal movie. But it was just like, it was good. It was better. But I loved it. So I thought I, yeah, four hours is long.

But also this is like, he knows he has one shot it obviously wouldn't have been four hours in theaters if this was his first go around and i like he i think he broke it up really well i think it is four hours because they do get into those backstories which made it really good unless you're gonna give those smaller characters movies, which maybe they should have as like DC should have, but they focused on all of that. Also, I don't know like how much, I don't know the whole story,

but from what different things I've read is like, he had plans to make a second justice league. Like he was going to tee it up where it was going to be like cliffhanger ish. And then he could do more of this stuff and I agree with Zach I think the endings were like six sick I think they did a really good job of introducing quickly a multiverse and multiple realities like which is like pretty impressive I do also think it's hard to take with like reflecting on like this one versus the other one. Cause obviously we would have liked this one,

but he also gets a pass with like, what do people want? And at some point, at least part of this, if not like a good part of it is like him just throwing characters in and throwing things that people want because it's his like last chance at it and he's probably not going to get another chance at it and he just wants to give everything he can just because was so i and this is me genuinely asking like i didn't after i found out about oh

there's uh like re recut or whatever of the new of the justice league i was like i don't want any fucking part of that shit so i didn't look into it at all was zach steiner was he originally like originally with the first one yeah yeah so the story was he was the director originally and then his daughter committed suicide and so he had to go take care of family stuff and so it was after they filmed everything though so then joss whedon came in and he did a couple reshoots and like re-edited the entire thing he like rewrote like okay so maybe maybe i'll dabble in watching it then but i just after the first time around i i wanted no part of this i also think like the breakups were i don't know i think it was really good for what he intended to do like yeah when you say

four-hour movie it's long as shit but he's like there's six parts they're like 35 minutes each like 45 minutes each like me and my dad were watching and it was like okay we watched two parts pause let's go like grab food come back like re-situate yourself like it's not like you need to sit through all four hours right away granted i did and it was great but um my biggest complaint still is like the color of all of it it's so great it looks like you're watching 300 like the entire movie like alders all there's, like... I love it. I will say, anytime Zack Snyder's filming a movie, I love it because it gets me in the... I feel like I'm watching 300 and I'm just fucking hyped. Like, I'm just like, let's go, baby!

The action in the movie... The action movie is great. Like, I like how they fight in DC movies more than Marvel movies. Because in DC movies, they, like, destroy buildings and get thrown through walls and stuff. Where in Marvel ones, it's kind of, like, more comic book-y and, like destroy buildings and get thrown through walls and stuff where in marvel ones it's kind of like more comic booky and like pew pew pew and stuff like that so this one i like a lot more action wise but it's just also fits with what dc is super dark in general yeah maybe don't take it straight up literally but like it is like supposed to be edgy and like more of a dark less of a less of a, like, a ha-ha, like, lots of comedy in it.

But I feel like that's also... Yeah, but you can do that without it being, like, actually dark. Yeah. But that's also, like, I feel like that's situational, too, though. Like, there's so much, like, you can't say that all of Marvel's stuff is, like, funny and quippy and ha-ha-y. There's, like, a lot of dark stuff in there, too. Yeah, Endgame wasn't very full of jokes at all there's like

endgame still did have a lot of random like one liners for what it like i mean it was still like very serious but yeah there's this one did too the flash was like yeah i loved it the whole fucking time he he has like twice as many twice as long in this one and i actually i love him dude he's he's a great flash i like

him a lot he's so like neurotic and weird i uh i don't know like how true it is either but i i read i was reading that like zack steiner's vision for a lot of it, like, Warner Brothers wasn't 100% on board with. Like, he was trying to do a lot with the characters that Warner Brothers wasn't sure they wanted to happen. Like, the one I read was, oh, it was, like, Lois Lane and Batman have an affair or something. And it's, like, we don't know. They didn't know if they wanted to do that. And Snyder was like gonna push for that and it

starts getting to like multiple realities and like spoilers if you haven't watched it but they hint at Lois Lane possibly dying and creating alternate realities like in alternate realities and stuff and like I feel like he has more of a grip of

the comics and like what fan he's more in touch with the fans obviously they got him a freaking movie for x millions of dollars just to make and redo because fans willed it but that's why i don't know i think i would i would have wished that he could play out his version of the dc universe because he did man of steel he did batman versus superman and he was going to do justice league like he could have kept rolling them to actually play off of each other really really well he had the whole vision for all of it and he has been coming out and like talking about his plan for like all the rest of the ones that were going to happen because i don't think they are so he did did talk, it was like Superman and Lois

were going to have a kid and that kid was going to become Batman in the future was how they phrased it, which that's sick. That's awesome. That would be really cool because the kid wouldn't have Superman powers. That was kind of like the point of all of it. But yeah, like the way he laid out the future

and like the quotes from interviews he had on like what movies he was going to do and how he was going to bring Darkseid into it and have that all culminate in like. So good. Some, I forget which comic name of like the series, but it's some series of the comics that everyone really loves. And that was like the path they were going down that plot line. So like it was going to be cool, but. My boy Wade Wilson in. They just threw in everybody. It was going to be cool, but... They brought my boy Wade Wilson in? They just threw in everybody.

It was so good. Slade Wilson. Yeah, it's Slade, actually. Oh, true. Wade is Deadpool. Wade is Deadpool. Thank you, yeah. I mean, to be fair, they look exactly the same.

It's very similar characters. It's very similar. It's like masks, so yeah. Yep. It's the Marvel versus like copycat of each other they've done that on like eight different characters more than eight like 20 000 but so what are your thoughts on the epilogue of it though because that was kind of controversial that you guys were saying hate it love it loved it yeah i mean i liked it i think the whole like

joker cutaway stuff like all of that are you talking like there's like four endings so it's like which one more of the joker one because that's kind of the one people were talking about joker one was sick rooks your best it's fine but the joker one was sick because it's like you bring in robin you bring on a whole lot of very dark background between them that would have been freaking sick it's like batman and harley quinn's relationship and then also the joker and robin and like it's just so many different things that would be more than i would think be more than one movie and they'd be like crazy good movies in my opinion like people love that stuff like people love harley quinn they love like we stand i like robin's up yeah oh yeah margot robin's a huge side character he is like the number one

side character in all of comics so it's like bringing him in which nobody's really successfully done would be pretty good they kind of brought him in in the dark night rises, but it's like, he didn't do much. He's an all the really old. He was in the really shitty George Clooney ones. Oh, those movies.

Yeah. If you have a day that you just need to watch shitty action, superhero movies, sit down and watch the old batman movies like i think it's batman forever batman and robin with like george clooney uh they're fucking terrible they're an absolute shit show arnold schwarzenegger is um mr freeze every single fucking sentence he says relates to ice man every sentence relates to the ice or the cold it's like no one talks like that i don't care if you're a bad guy

and this is your like like even the riddler doesn't fucking talk like that and he's the fucking riddler yeah like it was oh it's they're great if you just want a great day sit down while we're on while we're on batman and riddler thoughts on the new batman coming out because yo talk about another sick another sexy leading man robert pattinson let's go buddy what a what a what a guy smoke show big tall dark handsome another smoke show like you say dark he is not he's not dark tall pale and handsome yeah tall pale and handsome i mean like yeah he it's gonna be great i am i think robert patson is a great actor i think he got some of the twilight stank on him still and i think it's gotten off with like some of the movies like

lifehouse um he was in that movie with tom holland about the church um or whatever yeah yeah so i think he's getting some of the uh twilight stink off of him tenet but great intent yeah but i'm very excited for for that new batman i think it's gonna be great freaking who's the creepy guy who's the redler because he's paul dano so creepy in real life he's gonna be i think he's gonna be like up there with the joker as like really like spot-on creepy performances. At least from the trailers, it looks sick. My only concern is that there's four or five main villains they're trying to put in this movie.

So I don't know if it's going to be the same DC stuff where they just try to cram too many things in at once and none of the characters are good i like i but like i don't think it's hard to compare riddler to joker because riddler especially if he does play out as hard as like like if he plays out this character of the riddler to what the riddler is it's so hard to look at him in such a dark light because he's just so goofy and fucking all over the place but what if he goes like saw but if he does if he goes like that number one i don't think that's very riddler-esque and i don't like it but number two then he's like saw like i didn't i don't i don't watch batman i watch a fucking horror movie. I don't, but, like, that's what people, like, people like that, like, dark villain. Like, that's, I think they're going to, because if you watch, like, the Jim Carrey Riddler, like, he did Riddler really well.

But people didn't like it because he's a goofy ass guy. Well, because the movie fucking sucked. That's what he. The movie was just fucking terrible. Yeah, but, like, he did it really well and one of the biggest like gripes is that he was just too goofy and wasn't much of a villain and it's like well that's what he is in the comics so if you want to do it like that like that's what it is so i mean i'm excited for the danos riddler because i think like brian's and i think they're

gonna do it like saw like super fucked up like would you like to play i just think there has to be a middle ground with it yeah you can't you cannot like i think it'd be fucking stupid to have the riddler be jigsaw like i think that's that sounds i think that sounds very yeah it sounds very out of left and then it's just not... Like, Batman itself and Gotham and the whole idea of everything that goes on there is so dark in general. If you go

down to the true root of these characters, I don't think you need to make one of them fucking Jigsaw. But what's the difference between Jigsaw and just a Riddler that's dark? If we get Riddler sitting in a room and he has fucking explosive bombs strapped to people's heads, if you don't guess this riddle, you're going to fucking explode.

I'm going to just say this is Saw. But that's what he does. But it's not... I'm saying more in a gory, trapped sense of it. I'm saying more in the sense of if he's fucking, I have a key in your fucking leg. You're strapped to the wall. Chew through your fucking leg and get the key out.

I'm going to, that's fucking. No, yeah. That's like gore for gore. I'm just saying that's the big thing I'm trying to say. Brooks wants more lime green. Yeah.

With question marks all over them and him just dancing around fucking offices and shit. He has to have the Borat swimsuit with just one small question mark on the front. That's what I'm hoping for. But hey, speaking of Riddler, we got April Fool's Day coming up. Anybody got any uh prong stories here anybody make any prank moves

dude i've never actually done anything on like april fool's itself but i have like a million from high school because i lived in the middle of nowhere and we did nothing other than dick around my the only one i ever did on April Fool's was, I don't even think my sister fell for it, but I put toothpaste inside a cupcake and put it back in the fridge. So when you bite in it, it's literally like eating toothpaste.

I don't know if she ever had it. We never talked about it. Karina, if you're listening, let me know. I mean, Karina's so good. You see her. Jeff Myers. Oh, what the hell is this? I think it was one of those classic siblings like, hey, don't

eat this one thing that I got for myself. And so I was like... So it was her specifically, her cupcake? No, it was mine, but I knew that she would just do it in spite of me. Like, just to piss me off. Question, what flavor toothpaste? It was Crest something.

The blue one? Big Crest guy. No, it was like the light green and white. I forget what that that is like mint though i mean yeah it's toothpaste i'm not i'm not a psycho i'll say this right now if you if you use cinnamon toothpaste don't even look at me don't talk to me unsubscribe right now we we can spare the listeners trust me we're rolling in them viewers the only thing the only thing i can remember for april fool's day was we had april

fool's day off it was or no it was like a saturday or was a friday we had off feed for either good friday or something because i went to a private school and this was probably when i was in like eighth grade or seventh or eighth grade and my parent and so we had the day off or was a saturday my parents woke me and my sister up like at seven o'clock like the time you wake up to first school and they were like hey school called they're actually having school today like they had to call an emergency day made us get up get ready get dressed and we were all like and then we drove to get like donuts like dunkin donuts and then they just turned around and said april fools and it was

just so so sad like mom and, what are you guys doing? That's great. I would have been so mad. Rooks, you got any April Fools specific? Or any just prank things because I don't have any April Fools stuff. I mean, like, prank thing, we just always used to get car markers and jog dicks

on people's cars. That was just in height. Classic prank. Literally, and the thing that sucks is once people figure out who did it they all start it's like just retaliation game like i had to drive home once i used to drive you know ronda miss you love you i used to drive my uh my f-150 ronda she's white i came out to my car one day after like practice to go home. And there were, I think, 14 or 15 dicks drawn all over my car. And there's nothing I can do.

I have to. There's not a gas station anywhere near my high school. Like relatively close at all. So I had to drive like 15 minutes away before I got home with dicks all over my car. And get a car wash and then go home. Why would you care if your parents. away before I got home with dicks all over my car and get a car wash and then go home. Why would you care if your parents... I don't want to pull up with

my truck just covered in dicks. I'm not going to do it. 15 minutes deep in your car. But... I feel like the classic high school pranks, do you guys ever we called it, you high school pranks do you guys ever um like we called it you would like nugget someone's backpack oh were you were you flip it inside out oh yeah

flip it inside out oh yeah yeah i feel like high school was just like the most like the pranks of inconvenience and they were always you know those are the best pranks of all time the other one too was just my friends would just like go around like dropping random like just like toilets in our front yard just like i don't know where they get these toilets but they would just put a toilet on our front yard like nothing in it just like yeah here's a toilet and i'd be like oh man this kind of thing i have to pick this up and put this in the garbage can now like it's just a big that is a white trash yeah we in my high school we had a really bad problem with zip ties so people would they would just literally this is the epitome of inconvenience is they would nugget your backpack so they'd flip

it inside out and then like finagle a zip tie on the inside and have them so the zippers on the inside would be zip tied together so you would have to find like a little like you would have to barely open it up like jam scissors in and cut it we i was in piano class we had a sub a kid nuggeted his backpack zip tied it shut and then took like a locker like a lock like um the ones that you have like the codes for he padlocked that to a stool and then put the stool in the fucking ceiling he moved a tile put the stool up there and all we saw was just a hanging backpack that was hanging by a padlock and it was the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life and I felt terrible for the kid that got hit with it

so extra what did he do to deserve it? I don't know he probably showed up to school he played football with me and he was just an asshole he was just yeah he said something to me earlier

so I'm gonna fuck up his day type shit and it was just it was bad that's hella inconvenient I've never nuggeted into anyone's backpack but I've seen it happen a bunch and it just seems like the worst thing in the world and hella inconvenient I have one great prank

that, Berman, you were a witness to this prank, so in our dining hall at college we had uh the the i was gonna say milk dispenser but it's just it's like it's so there's like three there's three different things for milk and there's little there's little labels on them with magnets above and so our friend ryan hickey shout out ryan hickey world rights sports radio network he would swap them around so one was two percent one was skim and one was chocolate so he would swap them around and he'd sit there and just stare at the milk. And first off, when people are doing skim to 2%, they don't know the difference when they're pouring it.

So anytime anyone used those, it didn't matter. But if someone was trying to get skim or 2% and got chocolate and they looked down at it at all, Hickey would start just scream laughing in the middle of the cafeteria. And the person looks so confused. And he's sitting there just dying laughing over someone having to just dump out two two little squirts of milk like from their cup and just trying a different one oh i love it it's it's the most innocent prank in the world but

no yeah i was there for that we did that for like a month straight like too small it's too small best prank best prank it's the winston from winston from new girl that's way too small of a prank the skim in two percent's too small that's like all right we're gonna do this all year i don't even think is a prank though if i go to get two percent milk and i get chocolate i'm like all right i guess that's the card I'm dealt today like I'm gonna have a good day oh someone mislabeled these whatever and I just like pour it out and get something else like there's no answer

but then you look behind you and you see the kids screaming laughing you can hear it the second chocolate comes out and they look down and you just hear like ridiculous best prank ever The second chocolate comes out and they look down and you just hear, like, ridiculous. Best prank ever. I love that prank too.

That one's great. My maybe best story of a prank in high school. We had this friend, John, I won't say his last name because no names, bro. John, no. You gave me an entire name. John, no. But it's fine. I mean, you're on this podcast. It's cool. If you come to come to the podcast i'll give his name so he lived in the neighborhood though that we were just like cruising

around looking for houses to prank because we have nothing to do because we live in the middle of nowhere and just hang out at walmart because that's the fun thing to do shout out walmart shout out sponsor us yeah and so we saw his car like the end of the driveway we're like all right that's an easy one he's home none of the lights were on we're like we know that saw his car at the end of the driveway. We're like, all right, that's an easy one. He's home. None of the lights were on. We're like, we know that's his car because he drives to school every day. We kind of don't like this kid. He's in all our classes, so we know him.

But we're like, eh. So we're like, all right, perfect. Drive out, go to Walmart, pick up whatever random bull crap we can find and put on his car. And I was with my friend Jess, and she's like, we should get a bunch of pads. So she got a bunch of pads to just stick on the outside of her car. We got a thing of eggs, a thing of saran wrap, and like some car markers and stuff. So we like drive back,

park like two blocks away around the corner in Jess's car, sneak up around, start just like sticking random crap to it. And the eggs, we didn't like crack it on there because we know it can like destroy your pain and stuff. But she starts just sticking pads on everything and we're like saran wrapping it. And I'm distracted like putting things on. And i just hear her start like cursing and i like

look up there's two kids in ghillie suits with guns standing right next to us and we're just like what's going on and then one of them just tackles me to the ground but then like they start like yelling and talking i know that they're the kids that live at that house but they were literally just sitting in the bushes by that car in ghillie suits with in their airsoft guns they weren't real guns which is like what the hell are you guys doing at like 11 p.m on like a friday night like this is what you guys are doing for fun is just sitting in a bush and so they tackled me jess ran away but she like dropped her stuff like their phone and things like that because we're like busy putting stuff on so they tackled me, Jess ran away, but she like dropped her stuff, like their phone and things like that. Cause we're like busy putting stuff on. So they grabbed her phone, got in their car and drove away and it was a truck. And so she saw them drive away with her phone. She hopped into the back to get it from them. And she got it for like the back little window. And then when it's in the back of their truck and they're just driving in circles and she calls me, she's like, Hey, I'm in the back of the car. I can't get out. Cause they're driving. I was like, okay. So I get in my car and I have to like chase them around for them to like hit a red light. Then she hops out, gets back in my car and we like drive away.

We're like, that was the weirdest prank we have ever had to deal with. What kind of a heist high school bullshit is this? Dude, you know that this has happened to them before and they're just like never fucking again. And every night they don't sleep at all. They're just sitting there. What did they do on like Friday? Like text each other and be like, hey man, so tomorrow, come over.

Bring the suit. Bring the suit. We're going to sit and watch the car for 10 hours. Where do you even get a ghillie suit? Like, is that like a Party City purchase? Can you buy one ghillie suit and get one free? In Jacksonville, North Carolina, you can get anything. It's either one or two things. He

did airsoft a lot, so maybe he had it from that. Or it's a small town in the south so everyone hunts. Or everyone there is in the military, so his dad might have one shout out to the all shout out to the all gillied up level and oh great map great great one oh it's more but he also could have just like looked out the window right i mean like well i don't think they're inside sauce doing it and then put on the suits and came out.

No, no, no. I'm just saying, like, if they want to catch you, like, why do they have to be in the suits? No, they weren't trying to catch people doing a prank on his car. They're just doing that because that's what they do on the weekend. I'm telling you, this shit could have happened before and they were like, never fucking again. We're going to come out here. Was it on like a prank week or something? Was it on a what? Was it on like a prank week?

No, it was a random day. Oh, see, I'm thinking it's like prank week at school, and it's like, yeah, I can see them just being like, yo, you want to stake out my car because we know somebody's going to do something? No, that's why it makes no sense. Because you're sitting there like putting stuff on, and then you up and there's a dude in ghillie suit standing over you like the furthest my stomach has ever dropped in my life because i had no idea that's awful yeah like the most genuine scare moment i've ever had so that was the worst a prank has ever gone for me so the only good prank that i had we did together in college and it was

a blanket of pranks because we didn't think we'd be able to do it so everybody who was pranked are the only people that listen to this podcast so shout out to you girls perfect but in college when everybody's going home zach might not know this when everybody's going home, Zach might not know this. When everybody's going home for Thanksgiving break, it was like on Friday or whatever, the weekend's coming around. And Brian and I were staying for some reason, football game probably. We had like more classes or something. We just couldn't leave early.

Oh, good student guys. Look at us. But so we stayed and Brian and I were in a big prank mode mentality during this year, I guess. And we're like, well, all of the girls are leaving. So our girlfriends all lived in one apartment at the legacy at State College. And step one is we're thinking, how do we prank them? We need to get into their apartment which has obviously a key to their apartment and a key fob to the building and we're like just brainstorming ideas we were like shouting out random things like scale a building or some shit eventually we we were like

well maybe we can so i helped the last person leave, which was Noelle. So I was like, oh, Noelle, do you need help getting stuff to your car before bringing stuff down to her car? And then she leaves. And I was thinking, okay, I'll unlatch the door so that way the door stays unlocked to their apartment. And then we can ask a stranger to get into the building, be like, oh, I live here.

Can you let me in? I left my fob up at the room. we go through that we get that done i sit in their apartment alone creepily for like an hour until brian gets off of class which was so weird and then brian brian gets in and we have a we if we wanted to we have a full week to prank them because we're there. All the girls left. They're going back to Jersey. They're all Virginia. They're all gone.

So Brian and I are like, what do we want to do? Like, this is like, you're given a blank canvas and it's like, figure something out. So we were like, why don't we just do everything that we can think of? So we did. I'm going to try to list them. We did. The best one was blowing up balloons and filling the entire room with balloons, which obviously don't we just do everything that we can think of so we did i'm gonna try to list them we did the best one was blowing up balloons and filling the entire room with balloons which obviously takes

time so we only did it up to like waist level which is ridiculous like brian has a compilation video of just like fast forwarding like it's it took us like six hours we watched like three movies we were the watch like three movies we were there till like three in the morning, just blowing up balloons. And then we did. We rearranged the entire living room. We just flipped everything. If you, yeah. So when they came back, everything was opposite sides.

Simple prank, flipping the room from what it is to the opposite. Always funny. Because it's also like, it's inconvenient enough that the person probably won't change it back. They'll just be like, I guess this is the way my living room is. And they just continue with their day, which is great. I like this one that Brian came up with. Putting those poppers you throw at the ground that pop, explode, under the toilet seat. So when somebody sits down on it, they pop and it scares the shit out of you.

It's fucked up. We did. It's great. You guys were like and it scares the shit out of you. We did. It was great. You guys were like breaking it in. Yeah, we did. Air horn on the back of the door. I don't even know if that one worked. I think the tape messed up and it fell off

the back when we did it. We wanted to put fish in all the sinks, but we didn't want there to be actual dead fish. Because it was seven days before somebody came back. So we put a goldfish in a plastic bag in each of the sinks and we're like that's good enough they get the idea little marshmallows on top of the ceiling fan come on yep i was just gonna say that so and they never turned the fan on though it was like three months later we were like it's hot in here can we turn the fan on and like looking at each other me and brian are like we did it and like three marshmallows fell off we're like all right well that wouldn't work gotcha but the best part of

the the balloons jesse comes back first all the girls are like staggered or when they're coming back and she opens the door and there's just balloons everywhere she's like i can't go in there's a murderous clown inside the apartment yeah she's like this balloons obviously there's a clown in there like jesse no we did this obviously but she starts sending photos to all the girls and they're all freaking out blah blah blah and then some dude walks by he's like hey man can i use your bathroom she's like yeah go ahead random guy walks into their apartment dropped a deuce and then leaves and then jesse's still standing outside the door i just love that jesse's like yeah go ahead risk your life like also what did that guy

think he's going to in a room after break empty apartment with balloons everywhere like is he thinking like is yo happy birthday like what is he thinking did he say it i don't understand girls like to party yeah they had a fucking so weird so night. So weird. But that was the best one. The other good one was in college. You could like loft your bed and we... Oh, no, no.

Dude, I got this one. I got this one. So, me and Dylan both left... Me and... Me and my roommate both left for one weekend and then...

So, Corey and Bern were the only two people in the apartment. They did all this stuff to fuck with us and... So, I think there were five things the first thing which i noticed immediately was they switched our golf clubs so i just was like fuck it and i said it took two it took two minutes i flipped them back

the next thing they did was they rearranged our drawers so they just like took them out and put in different spots which was ridiculous because rox's drawers were empty empty three socks and then i was like what am i doing i think there was like one thing in two of them and i just looked at us like well so that's how my drawers are gonna go now it's like i'm not fucking switching these out but so and then third they swapped uh shampoo and soap like in the bottles but both of the bottles they swapped for me i thought were empty so i threw them out immediately anyway when i got back because i had bought like shampoo and shit so i threw those out immediately didn't even notice and then another one was they swapped cereals and cereals in the boxes it was i've talked about this on the cereal podcast where i ate i

eat my cereals down to like a bowl left and so i ended up never even looking into those boxes because i thought they were both like done and they wouldn't get me enough cereal so i never looked at those but then the last one so we went oh we went one for, but the one was fantastic. The last one is I slept normal for like three nights, and then I lay down one night, and I'm like, why the fuck do I feel like I'm leaning one fucking way? I felt like I'm rolling to the side, and I was like, what the fuck's going on? I'm like, and then it clicks.

It was like, oh, they pranked me. Okay. So I look under my mattress. there's nothing under my mattress i look under like the frame of my bed there's nothing on any of the corners i i have like a mattress cover i lift the mattress cover completely fucking off look there's nothing in between that and the mattress and i'm like looking at the shit for like 30 minutes i'm like what the fuck is going on? And I was like, I'm just going crazy. I'm tired. I lay back down. And I'm noticing it even more now because I know something's fucking wrong.

You're like rolling to the wall every time. And I'm getting like so fucking frustrated. And then I finally realized. So the mattress, like there's like little hooks onto the frame. And they're at different heights. And I have one corner that's like two hooks higher than the other ones and i was like god fucking damn it and i went and like yoinked it and it was since it was like higher than the rest of them it was like worse so it

took it took so much effort to get that shit out of the hook and re-hook it and I was so fucking pissed I was so fucking mad about it you slept on it for like a week so that's why I put more like pressure into it and the metal just started like warping to that shape so then trying to take it out and re-put it somewhere else was just fucked it's just great that

it took way more time out of your day than you wanted to you were probably tired and also you figured it out but couldn't solve it so like the the mind game of knowing something's wrong and you're like but what is it far and away the worst fucking part was me not being able to get it back to normal oh my fucking god i was losing my shit and i just remember like i think we saw you do the cereal one. You like mentioned it to us or like the soap or the golf clubs, but you never

mentioned the bed to us for a couple days. You're like, oh, you probably just figured it out right away too and fixed it. But it was a couple days later like, yeah, I was like, bro, what the fuck? Did y'all do some shit to my bed? Because like I was having some really fucked up sleep the other night. So yeah, so for me for me there

was one that fucked me a little and then the other ones just didn't phase me dylan shout out if you're listening our other roommate was not happy about the soaps the soap the soap switch was a huge deal to dylan and dylan told Burn that he had to go buy him new shampoo and shit. There was some tension in the apartment for like a week. It was an ordeal. Classic.

Did not go over like I thought it would. Prank in bulk if you're gonna prank. Because you may whiff on five but you'll hit on one. And it's gonna to be sweet. Costco prank. Costco prank. Yeah, prank in bulk, baby.

Gotta get that membership. So this April Fool's, mess with your roommate's bed frame and put it one higher. If you go fuck with someone's car, there aren't two guys with guns and ghillie suits waiting eight feet away from it. And if you go to Sbarro, don't stutter.

Yeah, or burn a Sbarro down. It'll be a good prank. Just make sure everyone's out. And see you. And see you.