It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 12: Zak Gets Buried by Sbarro

Episode Date: April 7, 2021

The boyos are back talking episode 3 of Falcon and Winter Soldier, Zak addresses the update with his beef with Sbarro, and we draft Game of Thrones characters. Timestamps: 0:00:00 - 0:19:51 - Intro / Falcon Episode 3 0:19:51 - 0:29:03 - Sbarro Drama 0:29:03 - 1:11:24 - Game of Thrones Draft Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

It is Wednesday, my dudes. we're doing well first of all we got the boys we got your mama's favorite milkman zaddy what's up guys you know i had i want to do a draft of best hot dogs i had a hot dog at the ninth hole at the turn of the golf course an all-time great hot dog it just hits it's a little different i had a hot dog as well this weekend on the golf course hot dogs on the turn hit different but it depends on the course there's a lot of different type of course dogs but i'm not gonna get into that now we'll do that hey never eat a hot dog at the beach just let it be known we got we got rooksey we got brian mayberry hi and myself cory we're talking two things this week we're talking winter soldier quiet we're

talking winter soldier and we are doing a draft of the game of thrones characters create your own house so we will have a sigil and a family is it a family team whatever you want to call it slogan uh to go along with those slogan family that's what it is i don't know i mean like they're they're families of the show but like it's a jingle seems weird to sing it yeah that's exactly what it's gonna be but the best part of this the best part of the spot is we will not be mentioning sabaro at all oh actually also yeah third on the list of things to talk about sabaro we're kind of famous now huge shout out we'll dabble we'll dabble but i guess we'll start rooks do you want to give a synopsis of the of the uh episode of this So your boy, super late. I watched it literally a few minutes ago. It's your boy, super late.

It's your boy, super late. Super late goes last. Yeah, true. That's fair. But yeah, so this episode was all about them getting Zemo. They get Zemo out. Then they go to Madripoor. They go, they try to find the source of the serum descriptive nice no no no that's like that no that's as that's as brief that's as brief and

broad as i would really like to hear uh also every single time i hear zemo i think what was that drink that was like part of a ponzi scheme verve zema zema well wasn't there verve too verve is another verve is like oh you buy 50 worth of this and if you sell all of it i'll give you like 10 bucks it really changes like that bullshit that every kid at penn state was trying to sell at one point. It really changes the episode when you start thinking that they're actually just going to try to find a soda can and be a part of a Ponzi scheme. That's all that was going through my head when they were getting it. Well, I made that episode better. Can we talk about Zemo's fit, though?

The jacket my guy was wearing. I was looking online. I'm like, where did I get that Sherpa collar? Pop in it. Dude, the fur collar too. The fur collar screams bad guy. It was so tough. Such a tough fit.

Dance moves are weak though. Super weak. He's embodying our jingle. The Russian. What? Our jingle. Our opening song. You mean our closing song, Rasputin? Come on, man.

Oh yeah, that's true. Corey just swinging and missing today. Come on, brother. You get what you get. The intro was like five minutes ago. How'd you forget already? I paid close attention. Yeah, so basically they were like, oh, we gotta figure out where the super series is coming

bucky breaks zemo out of prison bada boom bada bing bada bing they're like oh hey we're boys now right so like but like don't do anything stupid we're watching you don't you don't you be a bad guy who's been in jail for fucking years don't do it um do you guys do you think we're gonna find out that he gets snapped like do we know like i guess yeah like i guess the people like i don't know it'd be interesting just a random thought that occurred that'll probably yeah i think that they're like because they're mentioning uh in enough i feel like they'll talk about it at some point um you got stiff but I got a huge

huge issue that I would like to talk about so they go into into Magiport they go and they meet um the British or Australian lady I don't remember she has short hair Sharon it's gadded right like she gets hair. Sharon. Sharon.

It's Gadot, right? Like, she gets killed. Instant bounty on their heads. Instant bounty. They're walking down the street, and everyone is, like, running to their guns and just run down the middle of the street, and they don't get hit once

in this fucking town of probably all bad rough people and they run straight they don't even serpentine when they're running they're running straight fucking lines they don't get scathed by one bullet i'm calling a horse shit you see how gravity works over there it's just like really heavy so bulls don't travel very far so like so close to them it's just it was you can't give me one bullet wound on somebody fuck shoot fucking shoot winter soldier in the goddamn middle arm boom i'm a fucking writer but like one one goddamn bullet i was i was a little triggered and that only that only carries more until later in the episode yeah any like action show where they have to shoot a lot just they have to make it look like there's a big firefight so they have to do that and some are more egregious than others

and that portion of it yeah that was kind of bad it was they were they were enough people knew that it was them that killed, they walked down the street and there was some girl literally in the window of a shop who hand motioned a gun at them. Everyone knows it's them.

And yeah, if not one person touches them, come on, man. You get a fucking break. I would say Magipor looked dope, though.

I think that's big in the comics. I think that's where Wolverine hangs out and just kind of be this moody, angsty Wolverine a lot in the comics so they might uh trims the sideburns yeah for sure so with the chops sorry yeah so hopefully they bring like they keep that i'm assuming they'll kind of keep that going forward and maybe uh use that as a future setting for

for future movies but uh i thought like the the set design and all that and then the lighting and it just kind of it looked really dope oh it was it was beautiful it was it was such like the first shot of them walking across the bridge yes where like the like cities in the background that shit was beautiful yeah it looked cool i had the covid vaccine on thursday and i watched this on friday so i was really out of it so i I did not like this episode at all. I was miserable. I was like, just get over with. They just keep shooting a lot, and I had a really bad headache. I was like, I can't deal with

this right now. Burns analysis, everybody. Burns analysis. Sitting Friday looking like, what's the sudsy Spongebob? Yes. Get on with it. But like, dude, alsoemo like sort of betrays them like three times but then like afterwards it's like no just kidding and i got so bitch we're going shopping like yeah but yeah i like and so we talk about magic port being like okay yeah it's in the comics super convenient place i mean they just it looks like a pretty big city to me you know a lot of

shit going on just happens to have uh well i literally just watched the episode i forget the blonde bitch's name what's her name that's sharon yeah you guys were talking about sharon earlier i was like i don't think that's no you were talking about the other girl. Sharon comes in to save the fucking day. She just happens to be on that point of Magipor, and it's just like, I got you fucking, I got your Chris Kyle sniper dog. Like, I got you. Like, I'm gonna hit all these people.

She was probably tracking them, I'm guessing. And, like, you have a couple Avengers come in. We got some stuff later in the episode that, like, that shows that maybe she's had her eye on it. But it's like fuck off man like just the timing of everything they run down this one alley she has a perfect window shot of these people she was just at the party they were at what did she know what alley they were gonna duck down fucking bullshit she is gonna end up not being a good person i'll tell

you yeah that's yeah she's got way too nice of a freaking pad in madripoor that she's gotta be dealing something besides the artwork i'm just some people think she's the uh some people think she's the power broker that's where some of the rumors going around is that she's the power broker they ain't messing with no power broke broke and the power broker is the one who's like dealing the serum yeah that's the one who's and they kind of like run everything and like what is it lower matriarch but i mean i thought it was like and like obviously like when we talked about so many times action yes it's good it's fun the fucking like all the people in the area had cool like drip they had all these like fucking people with face tattoos all the shit it looked cool like it was a really cool like drip. They had all these like fucking people with face tattoos, all this shit. It looked cool.

Like it was a really cool, like well shot, um, couple of scenes, but I don't know. Some of the action, the bullets. And I've been watching way too much fucking cinema since lately.

If you haven't watched cinema since on YouTube, it's fucking, it is great content. Um, it rips every movie you've ever loved to pieces and it's great um but i just i don't know there are some parts that lost me a little bit yeah they need to stick to like non-guns and like superhero stuff they're not john wick out here they can't do a gun scene like accurately or well so they need to like stick with superpowers and cgi well in another huge gripe i have so they go down

they're in the crates where they're down with um the guy distributed that that replicated the super soldier serum so they're down in a thing and sharon's running around up top with no fucking gun and the first like five people run at her with no weapon and then these dudes come around the corner with guns and get got by her like come on man i know she's got some that was sick fucking jujitsu and shit but calm the fuck on dude also she used the body shield like multiple times which is bullshit that's bullshit man she's holding their body like isn't that like a myth busters didn't they like myth bust that or something

is that a thing you know this is like a marvel movie right yeah but fucking come on man like I just it's one thing when we keep it to fisticuffs but then once we get into like half of the bad guys don't have weapons and the other

half do why don't we have any consistency for these bad guys what is this game you show up to the fucking gang meeting and they're like hey you guys you'll get pistols but hey you guys get fucking switchblades there's deal with it like there's probably a budget rooks I guess man

get your assets up like come on if you guys want more guns we can't go on the field trip this week you have to decide they're outside every grocery store trying to sell cookies trying to get you at home depot on a Saturday morning coming out

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up this week so we can... What are they raising money for? Face tattoos. Yeah, I'll support that. It's like, help not make us madra-poor, but make us madra-rich. Bars. Bars. It's like, help not make us Madra-poor, but make us Madra-rich. Bars. Bars.

That's a heater. I think that was a heater. That was really funny. Overall, decent episode. We start getting more depth from the red-haired chick, the super soldier, the leader.

I literally just watched this. I'm so done. Does she even have a name? I'm pretty sure it's Annie. It starts with a K, I'm pretty sure. Caleb. Chris Carly. Carl's Mad Carly-phornia. We're getting some depth on her which is cool and we're starting to see but she's like kind of like losing it she blows up all those fucking people at the end of the episode she's

yeah i i'm having a hard time trying to feel sympathy for this character because i think you're supposed to feel sympathy for this group as you know they're just trying to recover and you know get their equal share of stuff after the blip or whatever and it just blows up this car and blows up the building and it's just he's just like well we got to do what they what they know this is the only thing they understand yeah it's like like i can't feel bad for you that you just you know killed all these people because like now you're not as sympathetic as you were in the previous episode i think we're they're just trying to go in the direction of like because it was like teetering that line between good and bad now it's like i think they're trying to expect yeah she's a fucking bad guy like she's well and what's her what's a mama mama donya just died so now she's

like even more like upset so like the one the one scene the like mom or whatever the yeah she keeps referring to mama donya it's like they're like caretaker and she was they found at the end of the episode so at one point in the episode she's kissing a lady who looks like she's on her deathbed nice and she keeps referring to her mama donya falcon finds out first name is dania oh ew that's so gross right cory was laughing oh god um but then later the name is dania something and that's who falcon has look up and torres has their mentor yes that's what i said falcon nice dude but it's gonna take a turn if they got karate kid on their team yeah it all ties into netflix cobra kai show i think do i have access to the boo on the soundboard do i have access to that as well

you just hit that once for me thank you thank you i don't have a cheering noise to like counteract that but i mean we probably get more booze than we would cheers in general when we have our live audience show we'll find out oh yeah it's gonna sound like this but yeah overall i think at the end of the day this episode was just like yeah everyone's an asshole besides Falcon. Do you still think Zemo is going to be the overarching villain then?

No, I think they're setting up the fact that. Sharon. Again, this is a comic book thing, but remember like Thunderbolt Ross, the guy like the Hulk general guy who was in Hulk. He was also in Civil War. He has his own group of anti-heroes. They're called the Thunderbolts. Zemo is one of them.

The other main character from Black Widow's upcoming movie is a member of them. Taskmaster. Taskmaster, yeah. I think they're going to try to pull... That's why they're trying to make Z yeah i think they're gonna try to pull like they're trying to make that's why they're trying to make zemo likable is to try to make you feel like okay i can kind of root for this guy a little bit so i think that's what they're leading to so i don't think it'll be the bad yeah i don't think he'll be the bad guy i think it's still

going to be the power broker and uh kind of i guess the flag Smashers and maybe Sharon Carter. The Flag Mashers. The Hash Slinging Slashers. Nosferatu. Hash Slinging Flag Mashers. Oh, I will say I love the ending when they brought in Chick from Wakanda. That shit was dope.

I had no clue who she was. This man is just stoned on COVID watching this shit. that shit was dope yeah I had no clue who she was I was like I don't know if I'm supposed to know this man is just stoned on COVID watching this shit this man is just like where the fuck am I

right now COVID hit different dog I have seven lines of notes the last two are I don't have any idea who this Emily is and don't watch

right after the COVID vaccine you'll be miserable so so food for thought there people yeah overall after the COVID vaccine, you'll be miserable. So food for thought there, people. Overall, solid B-plus for this episode. Yeah, it was fine.

We're kind of in a transition. I think it'll be the turning point. I think Sharon is going to be the villain and we're like, I don't know. That's such a wild accusation. I feel like she's not set up to be the one at all i mean she's doing some she's doing some shady shit my guy but like she's been on the run she clearly has a little bit of a vendetta and it's been like more than five years if she didn't get bopped in the snippety snap she is steve ro' like kid. She got some good in her.

It's like niece also was at one point. It's not niece. Yeah, it is. It's not the kid. It's Sharon. Sharon is the agent, the blonde lady. She's Sharon Carter, who is daughter of, uh, maybe niece of Peggy Carter.

So you said niece? I thought she was daughter of Peggy Carter. I think it's daughter. I thought it was daughter of Peggy Carter. I think it's daughter. I thought it was daughter because I remember watching No, it's niece. It's 100%. I was watching it and I was like this is weird during past movies. I'm not going to tell you.

Sharon Carter is mad because she made out with Captain America. Then she found out Captain America ditched her for her aunt and got really old and was not good looking anymore. She's trying to get some of that vitamin D, if you know what I mean. She hasn't had it in a while. Sharon Carter is the great niece of legendary

S.H.I.E.L.D. founder and director Peggy Carter. Shout out Peggy Carter. We stan Peggy Carter. Not only niece, the greatest of the nieces. Still related, though. Yeah, but, like... She's got some good in her.

Bob, right. I think they're trying to, like... Especially with, like, them just showing the one little shot of her, like... Like, seeming like she's doing backdoor-y stuff. I think there's gonna be other stuff at play. I don't think she's just gonna be the bad guy. Because that would be just, like, such a quick giveaway of, of like, oh yeah, she's the bad guy by the way. But it's not something you would expect

and it's like a pretty big turn. Alright. Yeah, but I feel like they just wouldn't show that then though. I don't know. The bad guy's gonna be Jack Black. He's gonna come in and he's just gonna... As Kung Fu Panda. But also... Because they're in Madripoor. But he's a black guy playing Kung Fu Panda.

Burns takes on this episode, I will just... Fucking dog shit. No offense, Burns. No offense. When it happens, you owe me a million dollars. And then I'm going to go make you eat Sambara for the rest of your life. Yeah, speaking of, are we going to touch on it? Sounds fire. I think we should dabble into some Sambara right now.

Do we want to get Zach's thoughts before or after we talk about it before before okay it's his story that's true all right so sabaro reached out on the official sabaro account on twitter was like hey we saw you tagged in us and they commented with the gif from billy madison hard of him stuttering which means they had to listen through at least most of the episode or search the time stamps to find the sabaro episode and there was some intern who was like i got nothing better to do at the sabaro headquarters in venice italy where i'm assuming they're based out of. And he's like, let me just listen to this random podcast. Oh, this kid has stuttered.

Let me just double down and just shit on his chest and make him feel even worse. How could I get bodied six years later by Sbarro Twitter? That's not where I expected to see myself like last Wednesday during the day while I was working. They also had to translate it, too, because they're in italy obviously so even more effort there true the authentico italian pizza that is sabaro zach got straight up body bagged on twitter by sabaro sabaro sabaro is lebron james zach is jason ter Terry that one time where he just absolutely murders Jason Terry

like that it was disgusting it was it was a murder on Twitter we witnessed crime I like want to make

that a weekly segment like Zach complaining about some corporate corporation I wouldn't even say like fast food

and then we can see if he just gets continuously body bagged by these verified corporate america twitter accounts or corporate italy trust me i try to look up like the smallest name game of thrones actor to try to like draft them but like all the small name game of thrones actors are still ginormous because it's the biggest show in the world so there's not like one that's like small on twitter that we like call out and it would actually respond to us so we gotta have this we gotta have we gotta tag the place where zach

had the waitress who served him oh no no no no and then we'll have they will see if their their instagram responds to us because i have a feeling they will uh yeah we're a couple weeks late on that but they definitely would and that girl like personally would respond they're gonna see that sabaro started following us and tweeting at us and be like shit what's happening with this podcast oh it's this guy this fucking dude oh so funny so fucking funny that they tweeted us yeah so we don't we don't stand sabaro we stand peggy carter we do not stand sabaro zach doesn't stand sabaro me bernie and cory absolutely stand

sabaro so they texted us that when i was driving not texted us tweeted at us when i was driving to get my vaccine and you guys took or zach responded right away when i like sent it to him but cory and brooks you took like half an hour or an hour to respond i was like how's it not big news i was like this is ridiculous why are you not reacting to this and i was just sitting there driving like is this not funny like i thought this was ridiculous the comments are flowing in people can't stop talking about it and where i got my vaccine was like really close to columbus so i was like thinking of going that Sbarro and taking a photo and then sending it to the one Twitter or something.

But I forgot to do it on the way home, so it would have been perfect, though. Oh, God. That's so funny. Friggin' fire. Would have been worth the drive. Oh, yeah. It was great. We'll be in contact with their marketing department,

so that way we can legal we're gonna actually so the big thing we're gonna set up a boxing match between zach and whoever runs the twitter account we're gonna it'll be live stream live streamed on youtube donations definitely accepted um the ring is a triangle though shape of a pizza slice grease everywhere in the middle of it there's to be that little pizza table, so that way the box doesn't touch the pizza. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a steel cage match. I have so many fucking questions about just the dynamics of all of this.

In between rounds, they add one more pepperoni to the floor, so it gets a little bit more crazy. Every now and then then a pineapple walks around everyone's confused the crowd just like starts yelling at him and just goes not gonna lie there's not that many i'm not a violent guy i consider myself pretty easygoing person but the the sabaro intern who's running this cat running this account can get these hands i'm telling you i'm ready you need to throw down on this person. This person tried to bury you. You have to stand up for yourself. I'm going to put this kid in the Steiner recliner

until his ACLs break. This music's going to come on and they're going to get real scared. Zach just comes out dancing. But then I can see myself cutting a promo, like a WWE promo, like The Rock, and then stuttering during the promo. And then I just get, like... I was going to say, Zach, like, lyrics of the song, you're going to remake it. I got the looks.

That drives a girl's heart. No. No, I'm not. Not going to do that. Bro, if we tagged them in this one again and they responded, I would die. Zach, how's your pizza palette, though? Is it strong? My pizza palette?

Just like how I taste pizza? No, isn't it the roof of your mouth? Oh, yeah. I mean, like... You burn in that thing 24-7? You wait until it cools down? What's happening over there? Well, you gotta go first slice full bore. You got to just make sure it's pizza first.

It's like for science. And then if that's too hot, then you can let it cool down. I like to actually dump a bunch of ice on top of the pizza and cool it down rapidly. My favorite topping on pizza is actually a full bottle of Aquafina. Aquafina, baby. Oh, here's a random question kind of pivoting off pizza. I learned this recently from my roommates when I moved down to the city in Chicago.

I was strictly a reheat pizza in the microwave guy or eat it cold the next morning. Everyone here is turning on the oven. I'm like, why would you turn on the oven? I just turned on the oven today. It's great because it crisps it. It crisps it. It's the smartest way to do it but it's just like the

most effort like i like eating my shit cold the next day i'm just like fuck it yeah too much effort people say put like a cast iron skillet with a little bit of oil at the bottom it's like dude it's really not that i throw a fucking reheating pizza dog like i throw it in the oven do you have a do you have a cast iron skillet no but i do want one clean if i had to fucking clean a cast iron skillet after heating up fucking leftover pizza i'd be sick as fuck i would be so i don't even but i don't even like do a time or anything you just throw it in i hit like the bake button which is preheat to like 350 by the time it's done preheating it's done because it's not like like you're re-cooking a pizza.

You could also do, just put it for 20 seconds in the microwave, and by the time you're done scratching your butt, it's ready. Damn, you're scratching your ass for 20 minutes? I'm not going to shower, my guy. Holy fuck. I like my pizza with extra dingleberries.

Where's the boo? Yeah, it hit the boo again. God damn it. Oh, it's not working. We're going to need like a segment, like days without, podcast without boo sound. It'll never get past zero.

It'll never get past, yeah, it'll never get past zero. You just have a counter in the description of each episode of how many boos we can do, just so people know how bad it is. Oh, it'll be a drinking game. Every time you hear a boo, drink. Yikes. I like it. Boo, also one of the worst Mario Party characters.

Shout out to my guy Dry Bones, the best character. Boo is not the worst. He's not great, but he's not the worst. Got a great story. Boo's kinda ass. Peach's ass. When I was a kid, my parents asked me what I wanted to name my kids for some reason, or that was the topic.

And I said I wanted to name one Mario, one Luigi, if I have a girl, I'll name her Peach. And then if one ever dies, I'll name them Boo. And they're like, dude, that's so dark. Why are you talking like that? Why is my five-year-old so fucked up? God damn it. So they brought that up to me a bunch before.

Then Brian went to therapy for the first time ever. I think... I think Waluigi has to be the worst. Just him, anytime he does anything, going... Like, bro, shut the fuck up. Wait, I want to back up to Brian's comment. So, like, conditionally, you would change the person's name after they died or like you know like miscarriage or something all right okay no all right i'm oh i'm not don't even throw the

no that's that's no brian just so we want to move on yeah that's a great point to transition out of whatever this is cool guys you're welcome i'm great at this yeah in the bio put in whatever time this is uh miscarriage talk no just literally put in the fucking time stamps do not listen to this part please skip skip 30 seconds all right so i don't have the game of thrones music but uh you can imagine if i did how are we picking uh how are we picking draft order right now so zach had a randomizer last time or we could do something ridiculous like who pooped last goes first or something like that Zach says he only poops

at 9am and never any other time during the day though so he's going to be last apparently thought we would avoid poop talk and back to back soads but here we are yeah this is where we're at I guess I'm going to do the randomizer I feel like that's just the easiest yeah just do the randomizer

we don't need that alright the official order is I'm going to do the randomizer. I feel like that's just the easy one. Yeah, just do the randomizer. We don't need that. All right. All right. The official order is Zach, Brian, Corey, Rucks. I get last every fucking time. This is such dog shit. Can we trade picks? No. That's going to get way too fucking confusing.

I'm going to keep track of all of my picks. I'd like to trade my pick for Rucks' pick now, and then in the next draft, we do. Conditional. If you want to trade my pick for Rooks' pick now, and then in the next draft we do. A conditional on it. If you want to trade spots, you can. If Jon Snow is in 75% of the episodes, then I get a first rounder in the next one. All right, do we want to do like...

This is such fucking bullshit. Fuck you, Zach. Fuck your man. I'd like to personally ask everyone, though, before we even go through and pick, how, like, give yourself a grade with how prepared you are for this. A fucking plus. I have names from

the books that I've never heard. So. Why would you draft? That's a weird... You're just going in blind to it. Fuck it. No, no, no. I researched them. I had never heard of them previously. But they fit my categories. I have five categories, one for each of my picks.

So, I know what types of people I want, and then I have names for each of those categories. Alright, well, hey. I'm going to solid C on preparedness for myself. Do we want to go describe our houses first, like name, and go through all that?

No, because my name is going to be based on who I actually end up with. Alright, well that's fucking stupid, but alright. I'm not going to name them like the penises and then draft all like chicks, so like come on. That would be kind of funny. Just saying.

But anyway. But we digress. I'm kicking us off here. Is the pick in us off here is the pick in the pick is in and the pick is obvious yeah he knows that no this is bullshit hold on no zach's been talking about one character for weeks now he definitely did the randomizer like four fucking times until he got first this is such bullshit uh the first selection no someone else should do the randomizer i'm fucking pissed right now no with the first election is fucking crazy in this fucking draft no one has the love for this character that i do and i'm picking hot pie yes

wow so first overall in the expansion draft of game of thrones world first overall uh arguably the most liked character in all game of thrones nothing really wrong with him we have so my house has a source of food now you know what they say the way uh to to win a war is through your army's stomach i believe is the is the phrase or something like that he makes dope bread in the shape of uh dire wolves and other animals and such he only makes it out of dire wolves okay oh yes i was actually so jazzed about picking hot pie that when i went to the gym today and i wrapped my wrists in athletic tape i wrote hot pie on the athletic tape so i can know how people write bible verses and stuff so while i was benching and repping out 225 i had hot pie with me at all points i'm gonna just say it now this fucker

absolutely randomized earlier and has had this fucking him having first overall i just want that on the record he could pick hot pie at like any point in the first round though so he had no reason to be make himself first yeah i think that's a terrible thing he's also picking it but like i'm just saying i just i'm mad that i keep getting shafted as last when zach's doing these bullshit ass random he's picking it because hop i can make samaro pizza i know that's why i'm just saying what name another prominent food maker in the game of thrones uniform universe you can't do it i have single-handedly cornered the market on food making for my house yeah we'll figure it out do you do you have do

you have a name and like and all of that stuff ready or are you like i've got it ready i've got it so where where did hot pie go to like like what do you mean when you were when you were doing a draft where did he usually end up well no i'm saying i'm saying like what's your reach what's your house name what's what is your house that Hot Pie is going to? Oh, well, I just have one house. This is a collective house that all my characters are going to. It's a home. No, I'm saying, like, God damn it.

Like, what's the name of your fucking... He's asking your name and your slogan and your... The name, slogan, all that shit. That's what I'm talking about. I don't care where this fucking hypothetical Hot Pie fucking decides to bake fucking direwolves, dog. I don't care about that shit. It's on the corner of 1st and Johnson Street. It's a nice little quaint, little gentrified area.

Don't give a fuck. My fault. I thought we were drafting all of our characters first and then revealing what our house names was. But I can do that. We were, but he's going rogue. I'm just saying. After hot pie therapy. If you have any answers, that's what's happening.

Fuck it. We can wait till the end. I feel like it fits better in the end. Hot Pie, number one overall. Again, solid left tackle for me. Gonna just bake bread and make 10 Pro Bowls. He's kind of a chonky boy too, so we gotta appreciate that. He's gonna come

from your practice squad year one. Zero chance. Alright, Brian, you're're up the second overall pick i have some bad news for you uh his bakery did get shut down so uh your number one pick is a failed baker so he's not good at his job number two pick overall which should have been the number one pick by anybody on this draft we're going the night Night King. Crap! Kills everybody. Trash pick. Everybody. You could get a whole kingdom with one person.

Resurrect everybody who's dead. He's got all his homies in the back with some swords. So are you only picking his homies then? No, I'm only picking him. But if you pick five under... No, no, no. I know. I know. That's not my strategy

that'd be lame i thought about it i was like that's just stupid but no knight king all you need is one and then you have the whole army so we're good i'm set we're taking over the seven kingdoms i'm going for just wooden battles over here i'm not trying to feed my soldiers because they're all going to be undead anyways it's gonna be great he bars gory well i want you to know he was i mean he was number one on my board so you also got bullied you also got dummied by a girl like i like a little girl like okay so i'm gonna preface this yeah we didn't i am i have four episodes away from finishing the whole series. Well, okay. I mean, that's not my...

I am four episodes away. And I know this shit came out ages ago. I know. I'm four fucking episodes away. I hope you forget about this. I want to cover myself. I didn't mean to comment like a girl couldn't kill

an undead Night King. It was more the fact that, you know, small child. Okay. Anyway. Yeah, that's on us. We probably should have mentioned that before this,

that Rooks... It's fine. The thing is, I have... I mean, obviously, I've seen a fuck ton of spoilers. Spoilers. Yeah. It's fine. Corey, who you got?

I'm going Arya. Oh. I mean, I have reasons that will be revealed later on as to how I'm drafting my team. And I think we could all agree in general, great pick. Boss-ass bitch. She was my number one.

She's got some, like, goat powers. She's out there. Who am I? Dude, the wave stabbed her in like the like stomach like eight times she's already dead you know she's actually not like alive by the end she's the other character body swapped come on that theory ironclad i don't know i'm going aria boss ass bitch continue all right yes your boy I get two picks right yeah you forfeited one

these two back to back this is so funny so I like I like the main characters in the show I like them a lot my favorite people though are all fucking side characters so my house we're just gonna vibe the fuck out man we're gonna

have a great fucking that's that's not our slogan but it could be um my first overall pick is fucking torment dude oh yeah badass mother badass motherfucker hilarious great to be around gets down to the nitty-gritty when you need it he's my first pick he's my fucking guy and now i would like to install my second pick oh god my second overall pick is sir samuel tolly get out of here that's such an awful pick that's my fucking no that is samwell is my fucking man you like him that much he's yes, yes. I love him. You need also,

if you're going to survive in this shit, you need somebody who can't do anything. You need somebody that can fucking read. You need somebody that has read things and understands how the world works, brother. And you're going to be shocked by it.

I love Samuel Tarly so fucking much. You do know that guy, he's never going to die because he has plot armor for days. That man should have died eight different times in the series. But he fucking didn't. And he killed one of the

White Walkers. That's my dude. Only one, though. That's my fucking man right there. Those are my top two choices. Let's my fucking mans right there all right those are my top two choices let's pass it back to seaword all right i'm going with my second round pick i'm going tyrian um similar realm with what rooks is doing over there kind of like the hangout short king house over there also yeah short king respect respect so he's he's fun. He plays drinking games. That's always great. He's out there just trying to have fun.

Can throw it back a little bit. I will say Tyrion got significantly worse in the last season where they just proved him. You just made every wrong decision ever. In terms of being an advisor. That's just the writing. We all make bad decisions.

He's one of the few characters that all make bad decisions, you know? But he's also, he's one of the few characters that had to make like 8,000 dire decisions throughout the entire show. He's a man of the people. He's bouncing house to house. He's going from

freaking the Starks to the Targaryens. He started at the Lannisters. He's going like houses that freaking hate each other. And he's just showing up like,

hey guys, you like to party? Cause yeah, I got some wine. Like we could just throw a bag. You played some drinking games. All right, cool.

And they're like, yeah, this guy, he's part of our team now. We want him. And you know what? It's part of my team now. I want him.

Yikes. All right. Short Kings. Going to get destroyed by the Night King. My second pick. I'm up, right? Yep. by the night king my second pick i'm up right yep yeah okay my second pick we're going taking over more land we're resurrecting caldrago from the dead he's coming back to my army with him and the night king murdering everybody left and right take it over everything we're gonna go up to Arya and Tyrion and just stick our arms out and just hold them.

Dog, Arya's just gonna... You're gonna try to swing. You can't hit anything. Arya's just gonna turn into Dany and your freaking Khal Drogo's gonna be like, Oh my god, I love you. She'll be like, Slice! You're dead. What do you mean she's gonna...

She's like three feet shorter than everyone in the world. I'm on Kory's side on this. This was a stupid pick. You're dumb. You picked two dead characters. Smart. I picked one that can revive everybody. We good.

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. no. No, it's not, dog. Yeah, fucking idiot. Serpentine, baby. Serpentine. All right. For my second pick on my team, I'm going to go with 1-1 the Giant. My guy was massive. Always can use a Giant in the crew. You know, he's always like that big guy who can slam down a bunch of beers.

He's always the funny guy in the group. He was kind of like joshing around. Like, that's my guy, 1-1. Like, oh, 1-1. And the chicks love him. And so, like, we're just like vibing at the bar. 1-1 can take a lot of arrows to 1-1. And the chicks love him. And so we're just vibing at the bar. 1-1 can take a lot of arrows to the back, too, if you need to kind of just stand behind him. He can lift up heavy objects.

He's probably great if you're moving into a new apartment. He can lift up your couch. He can move your couch. The other two people can move a dresser. So he can maximize your opportunity. So he can pick up the whole apartment and just move it. Exactly. Exactly.

So you need a giant on your team. He also seems just pretty chill in general. He's like, yeah, I'm with the free people, but I'm just here for a good time, for the good cause, cause of the people, and I'm just 1-1. He's a winner because he won by being on my team. Boo. For my third pick uh i'm picking ghost because he's a good boy ghost is a good boy that's facts he's also like the best direwolf except for what nymeria he's only like one of two alive the other

one's the other one's dancing around lady got you say the other one's stinking die yeah because they they weren't strong enough to survive uh ghost strong enough to survive ghost also charged uh into like the army of darkness against the um you know the white walkers and somehow made it back alive don't know how he did that but i'm assuming he's a very good boy and uh and came back a lot so always didn't use a good boy on the team again picks up chicks real easily you'll be like oh that's my dog ghost he's so cute he's white let me tell you he's albino he's got those sweet red eyes give him a little pass give him a couple boops on the nose so i like my team right

now we got food we got a big funny guy and we got a good boy so i'm liking how my team's rounding out right now cool cool cool i have no comment I respect that pick so much it's a great pick I love it I'm gonna go with a bigger animal that can kill people because that's kind of my theme of just murdering everyone left and right we're getting Drogon

we got Night King can ride dragons maybe they have to be no originality yeah burn your picks all right burn typed in best game of thrones characters in google and took the top five i mean to be fair burn just wants to slaughter everybody like if that's your end game goal i mean i guess you have a decent straightforward

conquering like westeros yeah like he's he's doing a pretty decent job considering you just picked the dragon and you've you picked the dog like is he is he gonna have a good time doing it no is he gonna enjoy being a part of this house fuck no no one's gonna say a word yeah first of all the dragon's not talking. Friggin' Khal Drogo, he barely said any words and the Night King didn't say shit.

So like, it's a pretty mute squad you got going on. You got all seven kingdoms delivered. You better, you better pick somebody in the next round.

You better pick somebody in the next round with some personality who can rally the friggin' troops because you do not have that right now. Khal Drogo can rally some troops. We got so

much places. We're going to have so much room in the Seven Kingdoms. What, to go just stand there and fucking mute and just look off and not talk to anybody? We're not going to have five people in the entire kingdom. I'm not killing everyone else off. These are my round table. Those are the government

who's going to take care take care everything that dang government Good All right, I'm going with my next pick I'm really going with the flow in this one I'm gonna wait longer now now I'm going I'm going with the flow on this one. I'm going to wait longer now. Now, I'm going the Hound. So, and with this pick, my theory that I'm going with... Arya needed a friend. Huh?

Arya needed a friend. First of all, I'm just saying, my squad's getting along. Like, they're having a good-ass time. And the way I'm drafting this, I will reveal my process, is this is a group that I want to go out to the first with and go bar crawling with. And I'm going to dip back to why I made some of these picks. Tyrion, he's playing drinking games at the pregame. He's slugging them.

People love him. He's a man of the people. You got Arya. She can changegame. He's slugging them. People love him. He's a man of the people. You got Arya. She can change faces. You can get into any bar. You're skipping every line with that action. She'll just be like, boom, I'm the owner. See ya.

I'm going in. And you got the Hound. He's carrying me home. Like, it's easy to murder people by the end of the night at the bar, though. Why didn't you draft Hodor? Yeah, the Hound is literally stealing shit constantly and killing people. I have hodor for literally hodor in this group and well i don't want to show it now because then you'll steal

my next people but i have them in the group of people that can carry me home from the bar and i thought about it and he was before the hound but i was like i don't know how much i just want to again going back to my comment with burn like i want somebody i can communicate with a little bit and the hound's a little sassy. He's got some things to say every now and then. Hodor's just gonna say Hodor, Hodor, Hodor. Hodor makes me sad. Yeah, well.

Alright, that's my pick. Now you guys know my secret, the secret sauce. It's me now? Yeah, it's you. It you. Oh, shit. Okay, um, so, I was gonna Is it me now? Yeah, it's you. It you. Oh, shit. Okay. So, I was going to... Arya was going to be my leader, you know? She was going to be the head of my house. But it's fine.

I have another strong woman in the works. Leanna of the Lady of Bear Island. She is the fucking goat. She is so fucking dope. You don't know her name though? Yeah, the little girl. The little small girl. Oh, okay.

I didn't hear what you said. It's Liana, right? Yeah, I think it's Liana. I don't remember how to say it. But she's the lady. She's referred to a lot as the Lady of Bear Island. Yeah. Liana Mormont.

She's my fucking pick. Sassy as fuck. Great leader. No one's to fucking ask for help, which is a big deal. But like, she's got the people, she's got the fucking people ready to go, man. I fuck with her.

She's the head of my house. Boss ass bitch. She's not a vibe, she doesn't pass the vibe check. She can talk her, she's a great talker. She'll talk her way out of the Night King attacking us. She can talk her way out of it.

She, you know, it's going to come with age. She has to put on this tough front right now as a young child. Once she gets older, you know, she's going to have the sass, but she's going to hold her fucking own. I mean. But she's the woman of the people. That pick solves one of the problems if we get in a fight on zach's team if you think about it i'm not trying to give spoilers but i'm trying to dance around it it ruins one of zach's picks but that i would have to be part of that fight saying watch the show yeah oh i got four episodes i'll get on it um i mean yeah you're you're part of every fight dude

you picked all of the aggressive characters my fourth yeah this might geek you guys out too sex god podrick man Podrick is my fucking dude. BDP? Podrick? Yeah. Podrick is the fucking goat, dude. Man. The fucking goat. He would have been so good at the bar crawl group. He started like, I like it because he started out as this little wee lad, you know.

Couldn't hold his fucking sword up. Steps up later. He's got a dope fucking haircut in the last season. Guy fucks. Got a huge peen. Great person to have. Huge's got a dope fucking haircut in the last season. Guy fucks. Got a huge peen. Great person to have around. Podrick's my number four. That's what I'm rocking with.

Big peen Podrick. That's what the people call him. Good pick, good pick. All right, I'm up. Ober and Martel. Not Martel. Yeah, Martell. Not Martell. Yeah, Martell. Martell and Tyrell.

I always get the two of them. But yeah, Oberyn Martell. That man's going to get slapped at the bar every three seconds. Homeboy? All right. I forget his nickname. Something with like dancing something in the title. Yeah, it's some shit.

So one, you know he's got moves. You know he's all up in Indigo slash Basement Night Spot. Also, he's a ladies' man. He's just, he's out there having a good time. You know he is. That's a good guy to have around. He's rallying the troops while you're out. So, I got Tyrion rallying the troops pre-bar.

Then you go into the bar and you're like, yo, Oberyn, he's hitting that floor. And you're out. You're going up. Boom. He's in the corner. He's in the indigo corner, my guy. He's dancing. But that's the thing. I think he's, I don't think he's gonna dance with you guys. I think he's gonna be fucking talking to some chicas, talking to some ladies, you know,

and I think he's just gonna, he's gonna be the guy that you show up at the bar with, and then he's just gone for like 45 minutes. Like, oh, where is he? And then he's walking out of the bar, two chicks, fucking vibing, dude. Well, I agree with what Rook said. Although if you can get him to dress you and look drippy going out, that's all I need him on my team for. He can leave, go to another bar when we go out.

He just needs to make me look drippy, and then I don't need to see him for the rest of my life. He's a role play guy. He's got a role to do. He fills it, and then, you know, whatever he wants to do, go do it. But yeah, he's hitting those moves, man. He's entertaining. All right, you're going to hate my pick. I'm just saying.

I'm going to have a great time right now. I'm going to go with murdering people. So we need someone who can do a little bit of magic. So we're going to go with Melisandre on our team. Need some fire swords. Revive some people. Some demon ghost babies. Kill some people from miles away.

It'd be great. Can assassinate people left and right. More murder. Everyone's dead. All the kingdoms. Damn. You're conquering my group's just an SO's just freaking living it up, having the time of our lives.

It's all of it. Oh, just Westerosos i don't think so because no the seven kingdoms is all of the all the families in westeros fight that are the seven like kingdoms like king's landing you know up north you know down low the sand you know all of it in the middle play the fiddle? Yeah, what Rook said. Why don't you add Essos in there to make it like the 12th? Yeah, that's why it's called the Seven Kingdoms. There's like seven families that like fought, I'm pretty sure.

Oh man, I didn't write the book. I'm just saying. So again, again. Is that true? Living it up, baby. Give money. Give money. Give money. All right, so these are my last two picks, right? Because I'm snaking back. So my fourth pick, I'm going to go with Ramsey Bolton's dogs.

Because you can never have too many good boys and good girls in the group. They're not going to get along, my guy. No, here we go. Listen me out. This is such a dumb fucking pick. So Ghost is a dog, is a good boy but i need some dogs i'm like like i need some dogs and so that's why i'm taking ramsey bolton's dog and i also think too like we're gonna obviously feed them we're not gonna starve them so they you know jump on the first

side of human flesh they can see we're gonna rehabilitate them you know we're gonna like train them into uh make them good like kind of farm dogs and they're gonna be kind of roaming around the farm because nothing nothing kind of warms your heart when you go to a farm and you see a bunch of dogs run up. I'm going to go with the Ramsey Bolton's dogs. Eventually, I won't put ghosts in the pen with them yet because they'll fight. I'd probably take ghosts in that fight if I'm going to be 100% honest.

Zach, Zach, Zach. We are in Land of Game of Thrones, and you're starting a dog kennel. Like, my man, you could have done the same thing with dragons. I said this with Brian earlier. You could have made a zoo. You could have picked other animals and just made a zoo. Like, you have people with magic.

You have people rising from the dead and you said i'm gonna create a dog pound because i just love dogs not a pound pound has a negative connotation buddy these people have plenty these dogs vacation home a dog uh dog walk service dog hotel dog hotel okay yeah exactly also to like the same where it's, like, the saying where it's... The saying where it's, what, you know, I like dogs more than people? You know, hey, give me those dogs. Give me those puppies. Zach's gonna have those dogs, and he's also gonna have

all those, like, signs around the house that say those super, like, cheesy, cliche lines like what he just said. Live, laugh, love. No, it's gonna all be dog-related, though. Live, laugh, bark. I don't fucking know like i don't know live laugh bark i don't fucking i don't you're gonna have i don't come up with that you're gonna have our time picking up all that poo man you should have picked melisandre so that way she could just do it all with her witchcraft

what do you think one one's doing he's just taking his big old hand and scooping it up you have a giant you have a giant literally just a shovel shit what is the dynamic of this house we're just we're just chilling while while burns like concrete everyone all we need is a little cottage with like maybe like three or four acres and we'll be good we're just kind of just chilling hot pies making us breakfast that answers my original question of where are all your characters specifically saying good i'm glad we got that okay uh and then for my fifth pick uh i'm gonna take will uh will is the guy in the beginning who gets his head chopped off by uh ned stark that's incredible i'm taking will because will is an og

ride or die loyal guy to the group you know he's like does he deserted for the cause but you know he's he's staying loyal to himself he's staying loyal to himself. He's staying loyal to his values. I know he's not going to snitch on anybody in the squad. 1-1 takes a dump with the dogs. He's going to let the group know. Be like, hey, I saw 1-1 taking a dump with the dogs. I'm going to tell you right now, people are going to know which one the giant shit is, but you keep that going.

Yeah, so I just think you need someone in the group who's going to be ride or die, and that's my guy Will. Additionally, he seems to be in the know a lot of stuff. He warned – without Will, we don't know that the White Walkers are coming and the Night King's coming. So, from my standpoint, I'm the only house that knows Brian is coming to just fucking tear us all up. And so, you guys are ill-prepared. Will knew right in the beginning. So, we have, like, a scout, an eagle-eye, loyal guy. i'm really liking the way my house uh house ended up turning out your house i'm not i

am not liking it i'm just a citizen right now i i respect rooks's house and i for what brian's doing i respect it yeah i respect burns burns burns committing to the till the house if that's like he's committing to like yeah we're we're going to fucking kill everybody. If that's his end goal, we're going to kill everybody. He's conscious. He's getting what he wants. My people will survive for a little, you know. We'll take part.

No, I mean like, you could just kill my guys off, but then just like, make sure they're still friends and revive them and let them still play. With the best pick of the draft so far,

I'm taking Sir Pounce. Alright, burn you up next. Final pick. It's the cat of Tommen that he gets. Ooh, that's bad. It's the fucking cat. Ooh.

No, that cat's... It's Tommen. It was Tommen's fucking cat. It was a joke from Marjorie, though. I bet that cat sucks. I bet that cat sucks. It's a joke from Marjorie. Hot character of the show.

Cat stink. Cat probably doesn't stink. Cat's probably great. Relax. Relax. Bring some levity to the group. Night King will be all angry. The cat will be rolling around throwing like a ball of yarn at his face.

It'll be great. Good sitcom gold. Exactly. I think the House of Flowers too probably smells like flowers like a nice clean cat what there's gonna be throwing balls what do you think the fucking cat is dude he's playing center field they bat it's a different i would love to see like i would love to see fan art you're not tossing they bad i'm bad they fucking as a cat owner, okay, they fucking just smack shit.

I want to see fan art of the Night King on a dragon with Sir Pounce on his shoulder. Someone reach out to Sabara. That would be so dope. Hey, Twitter world, please get that going. Sabara.

Sabara. The Sabara intern just sends it back oh man all right isn't it it's me yeah it's corey it's corey and then i got last this is great brian thanks for the setup because i'm going with marjorie terrell for the last one because we gotta add it gotta add the girl to the group rounded out we got, we got Arya, we got Margaery. It's not, you know, the ratio's not off. Great character. Everybody loves her. She's gonna be the life of the party again.

People gravitate towards her and towards this fun. This group of people, man, they're walking in. They're the cool cats. They're walking in. People are like, holy crap, they're here. They're finally here. And then they I sent you an idea Cory for a pick up your team is worse for it so she kind of is oh we got one more pick left I don't remember that who was it we'll say it after rucks to I'm just saying also you know she's

not that bad Mr. or Mrs. Irrelevant in the draft you know last pick of the whole thing no no I'm going so got Tormund in there I need his chick baby Brianna Toth

I'm picking Brienne also her and Podrick are boys too so they can like we got some kind of unity you know what I'm saying his team chemistry is through the roof I know I do got some chemistry right now I got some chemistry going on but you gotta you know

we gotta give my first overall like we gotta give him his girl you know we gotta give him some lovins um but i think she brings she rounds out the house dope ass fighter beat the shit out of y'all fucking hound you want to fucking step to this house. She's gonna come out selling fucking, you know, man. Ariel, back him up, though. But hey, I think I have a fucking awesome house. I would love to be on it. If I'm gonna go through and grade these, Rooks, besides my own, obviously, I'm at one,

then Rooks is two, Bryant's three, Zach, I don't even know where you are. Zach's house is fucking empty as shit, dude. Although, actually, with your will pick, you kind of redeemed yourself a little bit. What a fucking out there pick. All right, should we go through and list our house names and stuff like that? Yes.

All right, so I'll list it, and then I'll read through your picks again, and then list your house name, slogan, symbol, whatever you kind of want to do. So in my house, we got Hot Pie, 1-1 the Giant, Ghost, Ramsey Bolton's Dogs, and Will. My house name is House Honkers. Our slogan is Sorry for Party Honking. And our symbol is three geese. It's like the Father, Son, Holy Spirit, and they're light. You know when Godzilla's breathing his

blue breath up in the air with his mouth open? It's the three geese who are looking up and all their mouths are open. So we stand the... Oh, he's first. I have a slight request. We already know he lives in a cottage with three or four acres and a lot of dogs. We should be able to find him.

Can you start with them, please? Just get them fucking out of the fucking... Oh my gosh. House fucking honkers, man? Come on. We're going to be House Sbarro because we like to murder fools. Zach was our first

victim and that happened a couple days ago so we're on a roll, we're gonna keep it going jerk obviously obviously our sigil is gonna be a slice of pizza and on a flag

but the flag's just a triangle, so it's just a triangle flag of pizza you'll see us coming from a mile away simple enough mm-mm pizza you'll see us coming from mile away simple enough but you can't stop it you definitely cannot stop don't stop all right what do you got i'm going uh i keep thinking it's like a team team name house name house names the bar crawlers uh and i wanted to go i'm between two but i'll i'll go with this one because i like

it a little bit better a guy peeing in a bush um because i'm going to my roots bush east green bush my hometown what's up, baby. You know, gotta sprinkle that in there. It has some meaning. And our, what, slogan? House, whatever, slogan. Live Moss. It's Live Moss TM, right?

Like you trademarked it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Each team sponsored by a company. I want them to see my team. And I want their thoughts because, because my team likes to live mass. That's where they go after the bar on college at Penn state where they frequent.

Yeah. I like my team. Oh, and my team, I didn't go through this. My team was Aria, Tyrion, Hound Oberyn, Margaery so

to close it all out my house so you know I stuck with the Korean beef here you know I had to rep because like I drafted this I drafted this house you know this is my creation so this is House Bulgogius is that the slogan hey we are a disease man in parentheses afterwards anyway

that's a good one that's like a good like side slogan but like that's not our main slogan um our mate our slogan because we do got some chemistry here it's like the lannisters always pay their debts it's not their slogan but they say it all the time. Yeah, we'll say that. We'll show up at your fucking party. Tormund will be pounding your beer and he'll just look at you and be like, we're a disease and that's all that's going to be said.

But no, then our slogan is family. That's all it is, but it's Dominic Toretto saying it. So it's just family yeah so that's our slogan and then so since bull gogi you know it'd be super natural to go with a bull as our like our our thing on our flag but i'm going yes you guys do you guys remember the painting in dodgeball where ben stiller is riding the bull? And he's like super jacked and shit?

So that's going to be on our flag, but it's going to be my face like really shittily like plastered over the face. The painting was a gift, Todd. So it's going to be me looking huge like grabbing a bull by the fucking horns. That's a metaphor, but it actually happened. Did Jeremy have a hoodie with that like your disease on the front of it yes that painting no no no the the thing from that rooks talk about the painting kind of thing we are a disease or house bogogius i will say house House Bogogius we will be dropping

merch soon we'll let you know no yeah I got him one year for like I don't know Christmas something

it was the yeah the painting was a gift it was that it was that painting yeah he did not unfortunately he did not

have a House Bogogius shirt yet House Bogogius reminds me of a TikTok house. You guys are moving out to LA. You're going to make a bunch of videos. But it'll be in the works. Oh, no. No, because that would be like,

they all have really shitty names. The Hype House, that's so like, there's zero creativity involved there. So it would just be like, their shit would be like TikToker House. Like that's like literally. You know how they all have like ridiculous purchases? Rooks would just have in his TikTok house of Bogogias, he would have like a vending machine that just pumped out Bogogi beef.

Dude, that'd be hard. Oh my God. No, no i think i think they're uncooked cory you could it'd have to be cooked man it's you can't yeah i would say cooked but well you can but then he has a skillet then he has a skillet and it's like korean barbecue he just you know do it himself what i what i'm thinking and and so hey this is my house so cut like get your fucking ideas out of here but um you know those like conveyor belts that do like sushi we're gonna have conveyor belts just with fucking bulgogi just going around the house all day people don't eat it like fuck it we'll freeze

it and then like i'll fucking heat it up later but we're gonna have that conveyor belt just rolling around the house the people in your house are gonna be like the episode in spongebob where squidward goes to the places of all the squidwards they're very excited on the first day to eat bulgogi and then by day seven they're just like frowning and very sad and depressed because all you're feeding them is bulgogi i don't know man house bulgogi is like we fucking we got that shit man like that's it's in the names dude like that's where we come from i mean it sounds like you're pretty regimented on what you're feeding them unlike house honkers where we're just you know it's kind of free range where you're just uh you know you can kind of do whatever you want you can go play with the dogs outside

you have fucking stuff from hot pie or you have dog shit because there's going to be dog shit literally everywhere who's making the bulgogi you have to have one person make the bulgogi who are you trusting to make your food he's a a tick-tock house. He has a chef I trust I trust Tormund Rook sweet. Oh, I trust Tormund. It'd be a little rare I don't know what you want a fountain that uh sprays out barbecue sauce. I can eat so I can eat my bit my beef rare Oh God No

That's the white it putting barbecue sauce on bulgogi god damn you're white do you think Tormund would put barbecue sauce on bulgogi I do but I wouldn't disrespect bulgogi with barbecue sauce are you fucking kidding me Burn no I think he would just like undercook the fuck out of it and just immediately start like munching into it

Tormund's a milk guy he just likes to eat like a nice drink a nice glass of 2% with every meal, no matter what it is. Didn't he drink a shit ton of milk in an episode or something? Yeah, he's a big milk boy. Yeah, he's going big. I think he's drinking whole milk at the very least.

I don't think he's grabbing that 2%. No. I'd be shocked if he doesn't do half and half. Slim down. Do you think he likes strawberry milk? Or do you think he's a chocolate milk guy does anybody like strawberry milk yeah jeremy minor probably does oh my god strawberry milk is so icky that's the worst quick quick tier list like regular milk chocolate milk strawberry regular milk a chocolate milk S Strawberry milk fucking F That shit is so gross

This tier list was brought to you by Big Milk That shit is fucking grody We gotta get Our houses Are we doing a On our Twitter I gotta download a web design app.

Mine is super fucking easy. I just like to say, mine you have to just Google something and then just put it on the fucking thing. I mean, mine's a guy peeing in a bush. I'll just find that somewhere on Google too. Maybe not wiener out, but... That's true. That's true.

Next question. question relax you two alright cut the sexual tension on the podcast with a knife goodness gracious Zaddy you got anything? oh wait no I actually did want to ask one more thing so your will pick is he headless is he like what is he no this is this is pre i'm like if he becomes

headless again because it seems to be his move is get his head chopped off to prove his loyalty so if that happens while he's at my house like i'm just i just further stan will but uh like we're gonna keep his head to start out with but i have a feeling like within within a week or two he's gonna do something that's gonna unfortunately have his head get chopped off i'm picturing all your characters in like sims 4 and you made them all and like will somehow like falls off the roof and like he drowns in a hot tub bro chill man that was really traumatic for my fucking character in the sims all right oh i'll have to post that photo at some point, too. Bullshit.

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