It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 13: What Big Ice Cream Doesn't Want You To Know, with special guest Our Niece Denise

Episode Date: April 14, 2021

Boyos are back this week with everyone's favorite Niece Denise on the pod as a guest! We take her through the hot seat and ask her all the pressing questions, she blind watches episode 4 of Falcon and Winter Soldier, and Denise dunks on strawberry ice cream when we make our tier lists for ice cream truck items. Timestamps: 0:00:00 - 0:10:00 - Denise Hot Seat 0:10:00 - 0:26:15 - Falcon Ep. 4 0:26:15 - 1:37:40 - Ice Cream Truck Tier List Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

it is wednesday my dudes welcome back to another week of it's wednesday my dudes we got some fam here we got the bra guy as always hi god i i don't think that will ever not make me fucking laugh god um anyway c word Um, anyway, C-word, Corey. It's your boy. It's your boy. And your boy Korean Beef here, as always. Special guest today. We brought out another big gun, another heater, stepping up to the plate. Everybody, welcome Central New Jersey's finest, Denise Colombo. It's me.

Thanks for having me on the pod, guys. Got the call to the big leagues. Happy to be here. Denise has called in. Denise's agent has called in. We've been working this out for months now. We finally got it in writing. Bought her money back and forth.

Got her here in the studio. It was an attorney review for a while. i'm happy we finally came to a settlement and it was like up in the air for a little bit but happy to be here so we got we got some we got some falcon falcon winter soldier we're gonna dive into we got a big ass tier list but first we're gonna start we know these guests we love these guests but we want all our viewers to know and love these guests as well so we're gonna give them a little hot seat action here i'm terrified and we let it play let it play just let it play the whole thing

hold on we're gonna we're gonna ask questions quick hitters we don't need explanations or anything yeah it's way too loud it's so loud

I respect it so much but god damn that was loud so yeah we're gonna we're gonna ask you questions just give us an answer you know what I'm saying no pressure but there's all the pressure yeah Damn, that was loud. So yeah, we're going to ask you questions. Just give us an answer.

You know what I'm saying? No pressure, but there's all the pressure. Yeah. There's always pressure. Our viewers are dying for this. All right. Byrne, you want to bat lead off here? The hardest one of them all.

What's your middle name? My middle name is Lynn. Shout out to my mom. Fun fact. Shout out my dad. Fun fact. I once tricked a girl on my soccer team fact shout out my dad fun fact I once tricked a girl on my soccer team

into thinking that my name was hyphenated so it was like Denise Dashlin for like a good year and a half of my life so your name

would be what Denise Lynn yeah instead of like two separate names I know I'm happy that I didn't stick with it why would you even do that though

I don't know what did you get out of that I tricked this person into making my name suck just like classic middle school practical joke is all you even do that though? I don't know. What did you get out of that? I tricked this person into making my name suck. Just like classic middle school practical joke is all. You went way too small.

Way too small. I got one for you. Describe yourself in three words. Oh, okay. Long limbs. Well, that's already two right there. Lanky. We'll go with the long limbs no i don't like that though um i like to think that i am gregarious that's a good that's

a big vocab word i don't even know what that means shit um i'd like okay so we'll go with lanky we'll go with funny even though you guys don't think i'm funny wrong i think i'm funny and i'll go with lanky. We'll go with funny, even though you guys don't think I'm funny. Wrong. I think I'm funny. And I'll go with like good friend. Maybe we hyphenate that one. Give myself a pat on the back. All right.

All right. We're going to keep this moving. All right. Yeah. Favorite foods. Favorite foods. Tacos. Mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Gross. And. favorite foods tacos mint chocolate chip ice cream and maybe like it's maybelline chocolate chip cookies okay all right guilty pleasure movie or show Grey's Anatomy that's guilty pleasure though that shit's a heater man thank you for saying that i don't even know if you can call it guilty pleasure because it's just like okay i mean i watch like queer eye on netflix that's guilty pleasure it's a good one it's another good one i know it is a good heater bro i i had never seen it rachel was watching it when it came to netflix and i just like started like eyeing and like tuning in bro that shit hit me in my feels so much. Everything is emotional as hell on the show.

It's great. Can't do it. Sounds like I would hate it. Yeah, burn, burn. Don't ever, burn. Do not ever watch it. It's no circle. All right.

Denise, one thing on your bucket list that you have yet to do. Travel to Australia. Okay. That was the easy round. Okay. Now we're going into the hard hitters. Corey.

No, Corey's got to transition one. It's halfway between normal and ridiculous. So scared. I don't want to know your favorite color, but I do want to know your favorite shade of gray. Okay. Grayish. That's easy. It's between shade of gray. Okay, grayish. That's easy.

It's between beige and gray. Ew. What? Why were you so prepared for that? I don't like that at all. You've never heard of grayish before? She was ready for the hot seat. I recently moved.

I've been looking at a lot of like, not paint swatches. I didn't paint this place, but like, it's just like, it's a word that comes up, grayish. I'm so disappointed in you. What were you expecting? Dark gray? She really came prepared, guys.

You got another hard hitter for her? She handled that one too easily. If you were to hide a body, how would you do it? I honestly don't know. This is something I'm not sure. I don't think about that one time when you did hide a body. That's true. I could recall that. I don't want to get anyone time when you did hide a body. That's true. I could recall that.

I don't want to get anyone else involved, though, in trouble. I don't know. Maybe I do classic, like, throw it into some deep body of water and just hope it, like, sinks. Throwing bodies into other bodies. And disintegrates. Exactly. Sounds like you're going to jail.

So, good to know. Have fun in prison, Denise. Denise, I got a huge hard hitter. You ready for this? I don't think I am. Earth, this planet we live on. Round or flat? Round.

Science. Do you have any proof? Square. Next question. We're going to buy this. Traps are late. If you were a potato, how would you like to be prepared? Waffle fry.

Oh my god. What a heater of an answer. That was so quick. Jesus. I'm just, honestly, if I think about it too much, I'm,

I just, it's whatever the first thing comes to my mind, but that I really, specifically with a side of honey mustard or like ketchup. You doing sea salt or you just doing regular salt? Truffle salt. Sea salt. No one likesffle salt. Sea salt. No one likes a bland fry.

All right, I have a would you rather for you. Okay. Would you rather fight off six big, mean, hyped up Rottweilers with only a tennis racket with no strings attached until death or be confined in a one-bedroom apartment for an entire year with Rosie O'Donnell? The latter because I'd probably make it out of that one alive. You don't really

want to die, or do you want to do this other thing where you don't? A tennis racket with no strings, that's just a piece of, a hole. That's literally a hole. And it's six dogs? What are you gonna, how, no one taking it out of that alive. Not one person.

You might kill yourself if you're with Rosie O'Donnell for a year. So, like, either way, there's a chance of death. Also, Rosie O'Donnell, like, I haven't heard that name in, like, 14 years. Me neither. Oh, my gosh. That was specific. All right, Denise, you got a night on the town with one person from history. Who are you going out with?

Ooh. From history, so they're dead? Anybody, past, present, whatever. Andy Cohen. This is not, he's not like, you guys know him? Yeah, he is a, he's like a late night type show, right? How dare you disrespect him like that? I'm sorry.

He is like the king of Bravo TV. I know that's not like your specific clientele that you get around here but we're everybody that's my guy i met him once fun fact but i'd love to like go to happy hour with him good answer all right the last one and this one's huge okay for a million dollars now all right we're going fuck marry kill my parents listen to this come on the new jersey devils the philadelphia flyers or the new york islanders oh and this isn't and to clear it up this is not you are marrying all players on the team this is the idea of those franchises.

All right, so we have the Flyers, the Islanders, and the Devils. Okay, I have to kill the Devils just based off of principle. The nude Jersey Devils, though. I'm killing the Devils based off of principle. Gee, that was quick. Bye, Corey. Taking out the only Jersey team, the jersey franchise she said see ya yeah um and honestly i'm pretty indifferent so a little backstory on me like i'm pretty indifferent to

every team other than the devils and the rangers i love the devils i love the rangers and i love the devils just clip it sound like itbite it. No. Soundbite it right now. Clip it. Just based on principle. So I guess like, eeny, meeny, miny, moe, like maybe I'll marry the Flyers. Philly's a cool place. And... Ugh.

You're gonna love on the Highlanders. Okay. Yes. Hey. And everybody, all viewers, that's Denise for you. Happy to be here welcome welcome nice denise dude that's such a deep cut oh my god shout out curl show if you haven't seen it you you might like it you might not but we love it here we just got publicity all right so let's move in to i have news first oh yeah

tv news bachelor's coming back bachelorette june 7th oh my god so we're forgetting to be watching it's katie season it's actually be good i think it's so excited i'm just so excited paradise too paradise august 16th yeah paradise is after katie season we're gonna be munching on content it's gonna be josey it's gonna be great and circle season two comes out tomorrow 16th. Yeah, Paradise is after Katie's season. We're going to be munching on content. It's going to be Josie. It's going to be great. Circle season 2 comes out tomorrow. So I'm watching that for next week. It should be like three episodes

I think. We've got some moves happening on TV right now. Denise, did you ever watch Circle? No. So good. I've heard of it. I've never watched it. See, that's not my type of garbage television. I'm more of like a reality Real Housewives kind of reality. I've never watched it. See, that's not my type of garbage television. I'm more of a reality, Real Housewives kind of reality. It's reality to me. It's catfishing.

So it's like all together. Oh, it's so good. It's so good. I've only heard good things. Social media cloud too. It's great. I'm not opposed to it. I've never invested my time in it yet. Maybe I should. Shuby was a star.

Don't think about it. Just do it. Maybe we start breaking down on here and you want to watch, you know? Exactly. All right, Rux, you got it.

All right. Falcon winter soldier. So I want, we told Denise, she had some homework. Denise had to watch it. Denise has not watched any of the other episodes, not a single one,

but we thought it would be great for denise to just hop in episode four give it a watch and give us her thoughts denise have you seen any marvel content or yeah okay yeah not all of it it is on my list to like watch them from like in order of like how you're supposed to like one of those lists you're supposed to start at the fourth episode of falcon and winter soldier and you're supposed to, like one of those lists. You're supposed to start at the fourth episode of Falcon and Winter Soldier and work your way back to the start. You're right at the beginning. This is perfect.

We couldn't have asked for a better start here. No. The floor is yours. What are your thoughts on the show? In summary, Captain America is a dweeb. That's my summary. A dweeb? It is a dweeb that's my that's my summary because okay first of all though let's start from the beginning i thought like the intro graphics were great like that marvel thing

yo i agree with that wholeheartedly i did watch the whole thing with subtitles this is something that i have to do with game of thrones also because i felt like they all talk so low and i just it helps me understand what's going on better um you're a speech pathologist you should be able to read lips i'm disappointed can't. I appreciate the subtitle game. Me too. I watch everything with subtitles. Yeah, I'm also on that train. One of my... Guys, shout out to Burn for being a fucking idiot.

Shout out to my ears for, like, still working when I'm 27. My ears haven't worked since, like, 08. September 08. Alright. One of my first things was who was watching all those kids because that little girl took that candy from a stranger like it was nothing in that scene oh yeah yeah i mean i mean it's

good candy though there's no van how do you know oh that shit was so so creepy yeah and like it was it was a cautionary tale to hey we got any children viewers out here which you know i hope not you need to have parents take that viewer discretion is advised yeah take that as like a don't ever do that because that was that was not the play right there do not take candy from strangers yeah it's definitely a uh learning experience that scene um i mean she didn't get taken though so it worked out i mean yeah right so the lesson is take candy from strangers you're right take your risks as you see fit especially from strangers in fur coats um they have to be wearing fur coats for you to take the candy because like they they're not like there's nothing no one's ever done anything wrong while wearing a fur coat no i

heard the ones that you get from people who aren't wearing fur coats are actually the ones that are like laced with stuff so you want to steer clear of that steer clear my next question was why does that girl carly have a british accent when no one else does. Ooh. Because she's British. I think it's not. Like, was that addressed? I think they're all refugees that come from, like, different, like, places. Okay. Is Captain America's mask supposed to disguise him? If so, it's doing a bad job.

Great thought. Honestly, like. I mean, no. No, not really. They say his name and they like broadcast like an interview on like good morning america it was like hey one also i would like to i would like to say it does do a great job disguising him because when he puts it on he looks like a fucking monster he looks yeah his face just gets smushed down in the worst way he looks like gumbie

blockhead when he so when they were talking to that girl carly when the one guy was talking to in the worst way. He looks like Gumby. Blockhead. When he, so when they were talking to that girl Carly, when the one guy was talking to Carly, and Captain America was like pacing, he is such an anxious guy. He needs to,

like, he was, someone else is doing his dirty work. Like, relax, crack a beer, see where this goes.

Like, he's like, I gotta get in there. I gotta get in there. Like, just chill. Yo, that would be sick as fuck. america popping a nice bull light open just sitting there waiting

for this shit to get done that would be i'm telling you i think he needs one um what else did i have written down denise is the avengers mom yeah that phone call when she was like hello i'm wondering if i should kill your brother first First of all, maybe hello, how are you? Would have been nice. It was a collect call, so she was watching her minutes. It had to be quick. Not part of the international.

I appreciate getting to the point, but there's still just, come on. And then my last thing was that fight at the end. Back to my summary at the start of this. Like, Captain America is clearly just dealing with some shit. Like, he just decapitated that guy in the middle of nowhere. Like, I don't know what he's been through, but, like, grief makes people do crazy things. But, like, I don't know.

I just feel like he seems to have a decent support system around him. Like, maybe he could have gotten some help. So not how you should dispose of a body is what you're saying. That's how you wouldn't do it. You didn't throw him into a river. Hey, as we've said on this podcast before, you need to talk to somebody? Go talk to somebody. Oh, I'm all for that.

Hey, a little plug right there. You need to talk to somebody? Go talk to somebody. Captain America, you fucking psycho. I mean, legitimately. Those are my thoughts. yeah talk to somebody go talk to somebody captain america you fucking psycho yeah so i mean thoughts true you missed the earlier episodes too because winter soldier is literally in therapy to start the series oh yeah so like it's kind of a plot point in this actually so it's kind of makes sense you would bring they also went to a marriage counselor too, so they're really just bringing in all counseling. Who was married? Oh, it's a big rom-com.

Falcon and Winter Soldier, obviously. It's the title. It's like WandaVision. They're married. Falcon and Winter Soldier are married. There's a theme. Maybe I will go back. It wasn't bad. I've definitely watched worse things.

Those were just my preliminary questions. And if I had to give it a summary, it would be Captain America is a dweeb. One through five stars. What would you give it? Maybe like a three. I've seen worse. I've seen better. Just sitting on the fence.

I appreciate it. Did you ever watch WandaVision? No. By the way? You should watch that. That might be better. It's dope. Dude, i actually like so i know like yes captain america huge dweeb energy like piece of shit but like when they

were in the square and everyone was filming him i was like he's gonna fucking kill him and that's actually yeah i was like that's dope i was like that's so cool he's there with this shield just like like that shit was so cool. Did he chop his head off? I think it's no, because I think you see the dude's body like splayed out. I think he just like went at the intestines and fucking

fileted him like a fish. Gave him a little like HelloFresh step one, like dice your veggies. Took a little off the top. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. I know they're just trying to show him more of an asshole, like dice your veggies. Like just a little Bobby. Took a little off the top. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. I thought that, I mean, like I know they're just trying to show him Mormon asshole.

I thought that was a really cool scene to like end the fucking episode on. I thought that was so cool. It was a really good cliffhanger. My comment on that is that's going to go viral on TikTok and they're going to get like retweeted constantly. People are going to do remixes of it. People are going gonna duet it constantly yeah it's gonna be great but dude i like him getting the super soldier serum like foreshadowed from like eight episodes ago like i feel like everyone knew that was coming so i was

not surprised at all but back to like the first episode we're talking about um if falcon would take the serum by the end of the series and this is all like leading up to that kind of question at the end we're saying that this captain america is going to get the serum and then falcon's going to fight him and we're like debating whether he's going to lose and then take the serum to beat him or like be able to beat him without it so do what do you guys think i stand on i think i think that there's he's still gonna get it i think falcon's still gonna take it because i think it's like they they're building it up to be like a mono e-mono fight like the guy who should have been captain america and captain dweeb himself like they're like really built it up

and like i don't know is there still one serum out there like did i carly take it i'm i'm gonna guess i'm gonna guess that one survives i'm gonna guess that at least one survived zemo was stomping them but they didn't show all of them get stomped and it would be like i don't know i just don't think that'd be the modern way to be like oh yeah that shit's gone like the three episodes that these guys just worked to get here, yeah, that shit's done. No mas. I think I still

am going to stick with I don't think Sam's going to take it, and I think he's going to fight because it's like Captain America is like, it's about what's in here, not what's in your muscles, not what your bench press is, man. It's about your brain it's about your heart i agree but it's also like i just don't think you can actually beat him and

i think he's gonna debate whether to take it or not and then bucky's gonna be like whoa it's not the serum doesn't make you bad it's who you are because like there's some quote of like back in captain america like the first one it's like the serum amplifies who you are inside it makes the bad worse and the good better or whatever though so like it showed that this Captain America John Walker is just a huge dick super dweeb Falcon takes it super dweeb if Falcon takes

it he'll still be fine because inside he's like an actual half decent human being yeah they said they said in this episode I think Lamar says it is that what is a battle star yeah that is yeah i think he said died already yeah i think he says no i think he lives like when when when captain america chases out they show another cut of him laying there and i don't think they would just like i mean maybe they're just trying to emphasize like yeah

like oh god like captain america's fucking mentally crazy right now but like i think they're like he's gonna go nuts and then lamar is gonna be like dude what the fuck did you do but lamar what i was getting at was that lamar says like that like captain america quote that line he said he's like this all the serum does yeah he does increases who you are or something when he said it he's like best friends thinking like you know it's gonna make you better so he was because he was like Captain America

Walker was like would you take it and he was like yeah I would because it would only amplify and he was like saying because you're a great guy right and then it's like flash forward 10 minutes later it's like play an operation on somebody. His dweeb levels are over

9,000, dude. Don't give me a Dragon Ball Z reference in this. I'm gonna start getting clips left and right. It's gonna be great. Yeah, like, I mean, overall I like the direction it's going at. I like that there's still a lot that needs to be wrapped up

and we're still getting action, we're still getting some character like development there's only two left right yes i think it's only six six total okay but so yeah it's picking up a little bit and it's kind of building to that big final fight between the two of them at the end and it was like i said there's a lot to wrap up but like it was a really good episode for changing everybody's mind with Walker being a dweeb, and now he's like a psycho. Like, he went from like, he's a weenie and annoying, to now he's like just a crazy person. I got major weenie vibes from him. Like, he...

Major. Such a weenie. Well, like, he gets his ass kicked by the chicks from Wakanda, and he's like they weren't even super soldiers it's like get out of your nerve what do you expect they have no jurisdiction around here she's like really here's my pointy spear and like stabs like and then they kick the shit out of him bro one of them throws the spear in his shield it gets stuck at the table this man can't get out for 30 minutes bro you're captain america fucking bullshit general yeah he's he's the president of weenie captain captain weenie hut general slash dweeb full name it was incredible that fight scene was great because hyphenated

full circle baby uh it was a good episode. When they were fighting, though, and Bucky was sitting there not fighting, just chirping at Captain America the whole time they were fighting. Favorite part. Just sitting there being a dick to him. I really like this episode. Action's good.

We're getting character development all around. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it a lot. Supposedly there's a trailer for the next one or the final two i guess and they end up fighting at the end or at least that's what like teased like we knew that's coming so there's gonna be a big fight at the end which would be really supposedly they like a bunch of the cast and like producers or whatever have said that the fifth episode is their favorite one or one they're most excited for so like i don't know how accurate

that is but that's the thing that's going around around now i'm the most excited for it so that's where the gay love plot line between falcon and really takes off really exactly yeah that would be so if they actually did that that would be the coolest fucking thing like i would be i would be over the moon ecstatic if that fucking played out i mean i wouldn't be surprised they're not gonna do it i think i think we need brian to describe this um plot line for denise because she doesn't know the gay lover plot line i don't okay i'm intrigued by it though there's these seven different people and they all have certain sets of skills and there's the mgm grand and they need to rob it to get the money out of it and And so there is George Clooney, Brad Pitt.

There's a token Asian guy. There's a similar movie to this, isn't there? Yeah, Mrs. Doubtfire. For everyone, for our viewers. It was a drive-by painting. One time I fucking asked, me and Corey are talking. And like, Mrs. Doubtfire came up came up but i never seen it i was like oh what's it about and he was like it's a story of 11 people all who have different set of skills

and they try to rob the ngm grand and i was sitting there just like i got through i got through at least like a minute of a description of oceans 11 before roxy's like i don't think that's what this movie just kept going and i was sitting there just like puzzled as fuck. Just like, what is, is this real? I thought this was something different. You've never seen the cinematic masterpiece that is Euphigenia Doubtfire? I have not.

What'd you just say? You know the first name of Mrs. Doubtfire? Oh. Her first name is Mrs. Get it right. Oh, God. All right. We ready for this tier list, fam?

I'm ready. Oh, I should have some ice cream music for this. I'm sorry. I need to pull up the pictures. Really get me in the mindset. This was submitted by Denise herself. Shout outs. So we are doing a tier list.

What are you ordering from the ice cream truck? We got, what is this? Five. We got 15 different traits we're going through, okay? 15 different things. You know the drill. S through F. Corey, if you don't

want to use the E tier, just don't fucking use it. Don't worry, I didn't. Skipped over it. If you don't want to use it, then just don't. You don't have to use everyone, okay? Can you run through them all real quick? Yeah, so we got the Spongebob

bar. Self-explanatory. If you don't know what the spongebob bar is it has patrick from spongebob on it yeah yeah crack a dictionary it comes in two varieties patrick and squidward um we have the choco taco the is this the strawberry eclair right strawberry eclair snow cone firecracker screwball chip witch king cone ice cream sandwich push-up pops drumstick power puff girls creamsicle chocolatey clear and a fudge pop that's what we're going through we got 15 of these things you know the deal we're gonna go one by one with all of these and let's see what we can put together tonight we got we got some good choices here okay and denise's are going to be horrible takes mine are not going to be i out of all of us here i'm the most qualified to do this well hands down yeah are you i thrive

at an ice cream truck do you you mean Denise? Are you D-Nice? Bitch! Ugh, too good. All right. All right, D-Nice. Lead us off. SpongeBob Pop, where is it? Or SpongeBob Bar,

where is it going on your tier list? This was probably the easiest one that I did the whole time I was thinking about this. It's easily F tier. Hands down. Throwing it straight in the dirt. Yeah, and I have some reasons why. They are tasteless and terrifying,

these SpongeBob pops. And you know you're never getting what's advertised. You're advertised SpongeBob, and you get DoodleBob. Psycho fact. When you open it, it is not SpongeBob. It's terrifying.

And I also never knew I was today years old when I found out what flavor they actually were. Apparently it's cotton. No. You'd think it's banana or lemon, pineapple even. I could stretch to pineapple like a yellow fruit. It's cotton candy. It's all cotton? Like the whole way through? The whole thing apparently is cotton candy. That all kind of like the whole way through the whole thing apparently is

cotton candy that just sucks which is a disgrace the other thing with these is they those gumballs give you tmj and i already wear a night guard too much jaw yeah i already wear a night guard to bed i don't need more orthodonture like orthodontists are expensive i don't want to go there these are horrendous and there's no good way to eat these things because you either have to chew the gum and eat the ice cream then while you have the gum in your mouth or you pull the gum off with your grimy ass hands hold it in your hand and eat it and then you pop the gum in your mouth it's disgusting and i hate them or you could squirrel it up you could just squirrel that thing away hey like in your cheek creator of the spongebob bar get fucking buried that's denise say hello i hate them no no no they'd get dropped in the ocean come on drugs yeah stay on task i'm

do better i'm i'll go next i'm i'm kind of similar i i'm throwing an e tier like it's so it's a bad choice how i yeah i know cory's not happy about that but how i look at e tier is like f tier is like like the fucking worst and then e is like it's not the worst thing i could get from the ice cream truck but it's still pretty shitty like i. I'm not going to be happy about the SpongeBob bar. I'm just not. Like Denise said, the gumballs. Who the fuck wants to eat that shit? Who the fuck ever wants to eat the gumballs?

And then, big chopped guy here, as Denise was saying, presentation on this thing? Fucking, that alone should take it down below C tier. The presentation on this fucking bar is atrocious. It's an embarrassment. But, hey, we're going E tier.

Bryguy, where you got it? I hate that we all have the same notes on this. So I have it E tier as well. It's not my least favorite on here, though. So that's why I reserved that for one special thing that I really hate. But yeah, I said i gave it your tear purely for them always looking like horrid frankenstein incest creations gone wrong whenever you take it out of the bag so i don't want to eat rook's boy cletus shit what is the movie red red christmas

if you look if you ever want a great christmas this is the only promotion they've ever had by you want to watch a great Christmas movie that'll just bring the family together, watch Red fucking Christmas. No, do not watch this movie with your family, but watch it because it'll change your life. Forget Die Hard. I'm not going to say that.

After those kids that are listening, take all of the candy from people in Russian jackets. They should then eat the candy with Red Christmas. You guys should write a children's book. Oh, it's in the works. It's Wednesday, my little dudes.

It's a spinoff of Red Christmas. Cletus is our main character. It's him when he was a child and he gets bullied. No spoilers. no spoilers. No spoilers. Alright, Corey, so you're not doing E tier.

Where are you putting this one? This is funny because if I'm not going E tier for the same exact reasons, it's a D. Oh, God. It's not the worst. It's not the worst because the one I have two on my F. I have two as well.

I have two different reasons, but one of them is like, it's a real bad... I just have a bad sense in my mind. Historically, it hasn't worked out for me. That's the best way I can put it. It seems like there's something bigger here. We'll get to it. i'm not about cliffhangers we'll get to it it'll be it'll be talked about but yeah i put it as d it's like i've never gotten it if i'm gonna get it it's because i like had it once when i was little and it's spongebob like

that's what it is i'm sorry at the ice cream truck you are only ordering a Spongebob ice pop if they're if they are out of every other thing on the menu. Here's my caveat to this, though. That's when you're going to get you some of these a good handful of these. I feel like you can get at the grocery store. So when I look at this, like if I do want to go down memory lane, like I don't think I can get Spongebob at the grocery store. But hey, but hey, what I want to say, the tier list is the ice cream truck tier list. This is ice cream truck vibes. Don't change it.

Respect the game. We're going from ice cream truck. But that's what I'm saying. If I'm going to the ice cream truck to get it and I'm looking at the board. I'm thinking I could get all these other things elsewhere. I can't get, you know what I mean? So it's a D I'm not saying it's good. And I've eliminated the E category.

So I'm, I'm close to F. So dumb. All right. So everyone hates it. We're in consensus there. I'm happy. That was not a good one.

I'm going to, I'm going to let, I have a story for the next one i'm gonna let brag i take it and i'm gonna i'm gonna jump off of it after i'm so happy to announce my s-tier ice cream is the choco taco literally absolutely the best thing in the world it has everything you ever want it's got everything chocolate it's tacos it rhymes what else do you need what other dessert took a white american family staple and turned it into a dessert? You don't see spaghetti ice cream out in these streets.

This is a once in a lifetime grand slam of dessert. S tier, baby. Also, I used to have a friend in middle school whose family bought these from the grocery store, which I don't know what store they actually sold them, and they had them in his freezer constantly. Half the reason I was friends with them. It was great. all right i'm gonna jump off here um i'm going b tier i enjoy it but i have terrible memories of choco tacos so me and burn used to play youth football together when we played football you had we had weigh-ins every year you had to be under a certain weight to be on this team burn if you've never seen burn greet god body dude like dude can eat whatever he

wants he's gonna still have 19 abs that go all the way down to his fucking cock like he's gonna be shredded right me on the other hand i was a thick little boy okay i've talked about this before on the pot i was a thick too many turkish delights baby i was i was a singular korean beef you know what i'm saying i was a little thick boy we're at weigh-ins this happened multiple times and only with choco tacos i'm at weigh-ins praying to god that i make weight when i've been like dieting for weeks. I'm like sixth grade. I'm sitting here waiting to get weighed in. Burn sitting next to me just munching on Choco Tacos.

He's just like literally sitting there. Ice cream like dripping off his face like, yo, what are you worried about, man? You're going to be fine. I'm sitting there just like, I fucking hate you, man. Leave me alone. But I enjoy Choco Tacos. Delicious. i'm sitting there just like i fucking hate you man leave me alone but oh i enjoy taco tacos delicious all the features but negative memory association for me it knocks it down to a b tier i always feel bad when i eat taco tacos like i always like it's ingrained in my head i feel like i'm not gonna make weight oh god okay i'm uh i'm hopping on the bandwagon it's an s for me it's it's gotta be i mean it's mexican food as ice cream like what do

you what more do you need i'm waiting for the day that taco bell cuts a deal and they really they really get out i know when so back to burn's point about like you had a friend who would get it from the store we had goth middle school shout out east greenbush we had uh like a couple vending machines in the in the cafeteria and these were out like every single day they were like sold out. So it was like, if you didn't get them, like you're screwed because everybody's rushing to the cafeteria. They're buying them up.

So you got to get them. It's like currency down there. You just got to get them. You're the cool kid. You're the cool kid at the high table with all the chocolate tacos. You're King. That's S. That's S2. at the high table with all the Choco Tacos. You're king. That's S. That's S to you.

I mean, it's gold. It's literally gold. Yeah. What are we thinking? I tend to agree that Choco Tacos are just like the best. Like talk about ice cream innovation. Like the chocolate coating, the chocolate shell, there's a chocolate ribbon that goes through the vanilla ice cream. Like, literally, what more could you need?

It's a prize. It comes in its own holder. It is fabulous. Like, someone invented that and is not getting paid enough. Like, I'm convinced. Like, I don't think they really knew how great of an invention they had on their hands. And I did list tacos as one of my favorite foods so this like just full circle yeah we're back baby i i will say one awesome thing about choco tacos too

the fucking the waffle cone is always like crunchy like it's always got a nice the ones i've had have always had a nice crunch to it, whereas other waffle cones for this kind of stuff are like, sometimes they're a little cardboardy. I was going to say I like this because it takes away some of the annoyance of hard shell tacos. I would never eat a hard shell taco unless it's coated with a soft shell and cheese in the middle. Shout out Gordy to Crunch. Hard shell tacos are so F tier. We'll do that. That's another time.

Another time. But I'm saying so like since it's supposed to be a hard shell taco but it's not, it's a waffle cone, it's still a little crunchy but it takes away

from like just falling apart in your hands so it's done super well. Yeah, you don't risk like shredding the inside of your throat on like a corner of this hard shell

like you do a hard shell taco. Yeah, and we're not talking like we're not talking like Nature Valley Bar where you bite and the shit's just gone to fucking sawdust as burn says there is so much room for failure with this and they just really nailed they nailed it no they nailed if i didn't have this negative mindset with it it'd be ass but i've been through some shit man um next up we got the strawberry eclair i want to hear denise please let her go first because i know she absolutely hates strawberries and for that like for that reason alone i'm

probably i i can't even really think about them like strawberries are disgusting strawberry flavored things are even worse i actually can't think of a worse thing. I really don't. I actually don't. I took notes. I have one sentence for this, and there's bullet points for everything else because it leaves me speechless. They're just so gross. So we got Spongebob bar in the Korean strawberries. Yeah.

They're totally like Z tier like z tier they're so bad there's two people denise is putting the dirt today it's spongebob bar guy and whoever created fucking strawberries yeah you're on denise's hit list the strawberry farmers of america are on my z tier list i just i can't even with these but i'd love to hear what you guys think about them i'll go because uh denise is gonna hate me i have it as an a yeah i like these things and it's weird because i'm not a strawberry ice cream kind of guy but this is the only way that you can get me to eat it i don't know what it is i think it's like slightly refreshing because it is it's not like a chocolate you know and it's the little coating pebbles on the outside solid like there it's like it's like breading for ice cream like that's the best way that i can put it and it's it's just i love that like fried like you know fried breading it's so

it's so i don't know it's i would still get it today like there's not many on these on this list that i'm like stocking up on there's a couple and i denise i almost had this as an s to be honest but that's out of out of just uh my sheer interest i couldn't put strawberry as s i couldn't. It could be a strawberry choco-taco. I don't know how that works. Why would you ruin a choco-taco with strawberry? You're losing me on this one, Chief.

Also, when you said dreading, it reminded me of a chicken cutlet. I can't unhear that. Brian, what would you describe it? I can't think of a better descriptor. You know a crumb donut where there's little bits on top? It's like that stuff. Like an Entenmann's thing? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Crumb

donuts? Best donuts. Yeah, okay, so little bits. We'll call them little bits, not breading. Little bits. I agree with Corey. Yeah, he does. Because I have it in B tier. Because, look, me and Corey make fun of our friend Jeremy. Shout out Jeremy. Awful ice cream taste. Awful.

Horrendous. Dude will get strawberry flavored everything. And it's disgusting. I have on my list of ideas for birthday gifts, tub of strawberry ice cream. Because he's a psycho. I literally got him strawberry ice cream for Christmas. From Penn State. I can't think of a worse.

And he was so happy. A worse person than Jeremy Miner. Yeah. No, I can't. I'm uncomfortable. Denise needs to fight Jeremy. It's going to be great. So I usually despise strawberry fake flavor,

but I really love regular strawberries, the complete opposite of Denise. I think they're like the best fruit out there. So the real thing is the bomb, but usually fake is disgusting so this is kind of in the middle for me i had a phase of like two years for some reason my mom bought these all the time and i was just like would eat any ice cream that's in the house because like you know why not so like i ate these a lot for a while and i was like so they're pretty good so i'm giving a

b which is surprising to me uh i am i am with denise on this i i'm going f tier i oh i it's not that i like strawberry i i don't mind like artificial strawberry flavored things i like straw real strawberries as well i just number first things first i'm the realist no i'm first first like if i'm getting stuff like so my ice cream truck like my my hypothetical one is at the pool i always used to be at the pool get an ice cream and like i you'll see through my list i'm more of like a fruity person than um yeah you are at when i'm at the pool like i never would really want ice cream i would more want something like like fruity and refreshing so strawberry eclair is just like it's a weird in between it's not that it's like to me it's not that good at anything like it's it's just the ice cream's meh but it's

like strawberry but it's not like a fruity snack it's just like a combination of a lot of bad things where I'm just like I I'm just I don't want to even look at you like go sit in the porta potty like you're on time out like i don't want to look at you fruit doesn't belong in ice cream oh 100 i learned that i'm there from one of my wisest friends jesse wolfson she told me that she fruit doesn't belong in ice cream shout out things don't belong in sherbert whoa about like sherbet? Whoa, hold on. You don't like Cold Stone ice cream that has a million things inside things? Those are ice cream toppings.

Fruit and ice cream are two different. So like lemon ice with chunks of lemon in it, that's disgusting. That's a thing and a thing. I mean, ice cream topping is still a thing and a thing. It's science. Don't ask that. She's a nurse.

We're getting sidetracked. We're getting sidetracked here. We've got like 12 more of these. Yeah,'s a nurse. We're getting sidetracked. We're getting sidetracked here. We've got like 12 more of these. Yeah, we've got a lot to get into. All right. The next one is snow cone. Brooks, do you want to take it? I'm going to snow cone.

So after what I just said, you probably think snow cone is up in my list. You're wrong. You're dead fucking wrong. It's E tier. It's so, so mediocre. If you enjoy good snow cones and you get one of these, you're going to fucking hate your life. It is the worst rendition.

The best part about a snow cone is when it's fucking fully syruped up top to bottom. This shit, the ice is literally just colored. There's no flavor. The ice is just colored. It's bad it's it's very very bad i am a snow cone connoisseur this shit missed the mark by a fucking country mile and i'm disappointed but like i still would take it over a strawberry eclair if it was like those are the only two things in the ice cream truck like i'm gonna fucking bite you need a better ice cream truck if those are your two options yeah the ice cream truck. I'm going to fucking bite the bullet. You need a better ice cream truck if those are your two options.

Yeah, the ice cream truck's making no money. But I'm throwing an E tier. It's just not my thing. I'm right there with you. I have it at E tier for the same exact reason. It's always just so underwhelming. It's colored ice. There's either a little bit of flavor at the bottom or the top

and then nothing anywhere else. It's just literally just go to the ice machine and chew on some like Sonic ice. And that's even better than this. Hey, that shit's free dude. Like exactly. I thought it was going to be controversial,

but this is the one where it just ruined my day. so I don't know about your guys. I know Brian, I've been to yours, Denise, you guys all live in like neighborhoods, right? Like,

yeah. So did you have the ice cream truck come fairly often or at least more than once in your lifetime yes yes okay so i only had the ice cream truck come one time down my street ever when i was a kid i'm not kidding you one time ever and i live off of off of a main road. So it's like just that street. And there's like 10 houses and that's it. So when I was, I think like in first grade or something, maybe second grade, the ice cream truck was there. Me and my neighbor were out playing. My dad was doing work on the house. So we were just like, I don't know, dicking around outside. So we went up,

we got ice cream. I chose a snow cone because again going back to my point things that i can't get other places i was like it's kind of a classic ice cream truck thing so i was like i'm gonna get it it was great it was blue raspberry still remember so we went back to playing and the game that we were playing was you guys know like like dirt clogs like little clumps of dirt like kind of they like it's like so my dad was working on the house there's an extension going on to our house so we had like all this this huge dirt pile and there's like little clumps of dirt like when you throw them on the ground they like explode like they pop up into like nothing so we were like playing a game throwing them at each other which is a great idea if you want to you know ask after you have a turkish delight and you watch red

christmas go throw dirt at each other little kids because we started doing that and my neighbor picked one up had a rock in it beamed me in the head so my head was bleeding and i had to go i had to i dropped my snow cone first of all because you don't have a bleeding head at like eight years old and you're holding on to that thing. Had to go to the hospital, get stitches. So the one time I ever had the ice cream truck come to my house was when I had to get stitches. And I didn't get injured that much when I was little. So it was like one of my only injuries. Dropped my ice cream cone.

Couldn't have it. It was also, as Rourke said, not good. Like, it's a have it. It was also, as Rook said, not good. It's a snow cone. It wasn't a good choice. My question is, why are you running around throwing dirt while simultaneously trying to eat a snow cone? I feel like you're just going to get dirt in the snow cone.

How else do you eat snow cones? I'm not rubbing the thing in the ground with it. He's not aiming for my snow cone. We're just throwing them at each other. It adds texture. You throw that thing down, you just run the snow cone through the dust. It was just one of my worst days. One of the worst days.

I'm picturing when I was little, we would throw a football or something while holding some shit. Like a beer. It was practice for all my tailgating days. Throwing some pigskin. Doing something while holding an object.

I also have snow cones. I have snow cones in F tier. I think they're atrocious. They're flavorless. They're a syrupy mess. You wind up eating cardboard because it just disintegrates in your hand. I have a theory about snow cones. Hear me out on this so i don't know what

technology they have like in the snow cones but you know i think it's like ice no but in the ice specifically because you know like you have to bite a snow cone because if you like lick a snow cone like you would like an ice cream cone or something somehow the ice like melds together have you ever seen that like and it literally becomes like a sheet no but it comes like a hard sheet of ice and these shitty ones yes in real like no like the shaved ice i'm i'm all for those but for the ones in the yellow i know exactly i know exactly yeah so it becomes like a thick layer of ice and you trying to get your tongue to like break that is like taking, I'm trying to find a good analogy,

taking like a pool noodle and trying to crack like the ice on a hockey rink. Like it, you're not doing it. It's not happening. And then you're just left with a brick of ice. You're literally left with a solid ice cube and what are you doing with that I don't even want to talk about this one anymore it's starting to piss me off

it's bothering me but hey let's move on Captain America eats snow cones do we be Captain America do we be yeah but hey we're moving on to one of my S tears the firecracker aka bomb pop they are

fucking heater so and a lot of people this isn't exciting it's literally a popsicle with three flavors not that exciting but for me like this was my go-to. This was my starting lineup, you know what I mean? I could trust them to go out, have a great day. They're not going to give me any lip. They're just going to do the job. And for me, they did a grand job. Nice, fruity, refreshing. It's exactly what I wanted when I was at the pool.

Exactly what I wanted. I'm throwing it S tier. Yeah, I'll piggyback off of Rooks. I put them A tier. They're probably a B or C tier, but the nostalgia of them kind of bumped them up for me. They give you 4th of July. They give you barbecues. They give you camp vibes. All the things you want as an adult that you want back from your childhood, they give you. They're also one of the very few multicolored ice cream truck treats that have three distinct flavors. You get cherry, you get lemon, you get blue raspberry. You know what to expect. I'm here for that.

I hate when it's like that ambiguous, like, it's like fruit. Fruit is not a flavor. And also, as I've gotten older, I realize they're extremely phallic. So what else could you ask for? An ice cream treat. That's all I have to say about that. I'll go off of that. You've made your points.

I agree with all of them. I have them as S. Also, there's not many on this list now that i'm looking but there's like a little joke on the popsicle as well on the little stick i'm pretty sure there's one with that just a little bonus whichever the um the ones that you can get at the grocery store that have like the like the popsicle stick where they always have the joke it's dad joke central i mean like obviously not the reason i'm picking it because i agree with all the statements already made I'm just adding that in as another reason to like them

uh I have no other points on it they already hit it S. You guys are gonna hate me so I have a D tier. Trash so Are you using an E tier? Yes I already have two in E tier so

I have a snow cone so i'll give them that but i never had it when i was a kid so it wasn't like there's no nostalgia for me at all but it's so basic it's just a popsicle like okay it is it is very simple it's very it's so and like i don't care if it's american flat colors like who cares i'm not patriotic i don't know it doesn't matter with three flavors one of the flavors sucks no one cares about red give me white and blue every time that'll be better it is in that it's just red flavored red christmas you can also get a you get a box like 40 popsicles for like a dollar if you just go to walmart and i'd rather do that than like waste a dollar at

the ice cream truck so it's a d-tier you guys are wrong burn hates patriotism we can all agree i don't give a shit that it's red white and blue like i don't give a fuck about that i but i do i like the fact that when you open it it is three distinct colors rather than like the spongebob or the picture of the fucking snow cone we have neither of those two has ever looked like this picture like ever yeah but the firecracker slash bomb pop always looks exactly like that but let's move on we got the screwball next to be honest like can i ask a question first yeah what i've never had one neither have i what is it okay i'm sorry well i'm gonna educate you today is this the thing that you push up

through the cone no no that's the push- thing that you push up through the cone? No. That's the push up. That's the push up. Through the cone. No, it's like a paper cone. And it's like you squeeze it. It's not paper. It's plastic.

And you don't squeeze it. Hey, how about we let the one person who's had it in this group talk? No. Denise doesn't get the talk. No. Okay, so I'm giving a quick background on this. I grew up like Brooks saying he he thinks ice cream truck he thinks pool i think ice cream truck i think beach ocean city new jersey literally lived

there up until like last year my grandparents sold the house along with all of my memories and dreams i don't want to talk about it but also so at in ocean city they probably do this other beaches there are guys around like noon that come to the top of the beach and they ring a bell to tell you that the ice cream man is there it's like if you're on the beach and you want like a nice treat you can go up and get it i had become such a pro at distinguishing the different types of bells that these guys had i knew the good guys versus the bad like there was one king of ice cream trucks he had a like a really loud bell like you knew he was there the other guys were

just on bikes with like little dinky freezers on the front of their bike you didn't want to go to them you were like you were like a shooby if you were going to those like you don't you're not from these parts if you're going for that bell so big guy brooks i have a question so you hear like a bell ringing like it's feeding time it was like pavlov's dogs so the bell rings the ice cream truck just doesn't have music no so when you're sitting on the beach like you had to walk up to like the street part but like when i whenever i've been in like ocean city maryland right the fucking ice cream truck you can hear that shit like four streets down because it's just like dubstep speakers like oh no vibrating the masses you know what i'm saying yeah when i would hear like the the main guy like the emperor of ice cream ringing his bell i would

literally sit on the beach with like little denise whitson on the beach with a $5 bill in her hand and waiting for this guy. I would wait all damn day. I didn't care. I would haul ass up the beach and get myself a screwball. I would take it from this man. He was like my best friend every summer. Meanwhile, like my feet are burning on the asphalt because like there's no time for shoes. So you're like hopping around, like getting your ice cream because like your feet are searing off. That's my backstory about the screwball you should have got a couple of spongebobs to put on the bottom of your feet oh my god you're so right uh screwballs are a tier for me they are delicious anything i can eat with one of those tiny wooden spoons that give you splinters i'm here for again we denise we were looking for you for guidance on

this one what the fuck is a screwball oh it's just like what does it taste like is there any like surprises yeah oh there's surprises it is turkish delight in the inside it's a little cone it comes in a little plastic container so you hold it minimal mess i love it when you peel back that foil there's that little wooden spoon. You take it out and it's cherry ice, but it's not like hard that you have to smash into. It's like smooth every time. Scoops right up. You know what you're getting. You know what to

expect. There's a gumball at the bottom. So you finish the ice cream then you chew your gum like a normal human. And if you were lucky, you got two gumballs. So I rest my case they are a tier what i didn't know what it was i had this f because i'm like i can't rate something i don't know what it is uh it's an f i think i still if i had something i would put it in e but i don't so i'm gonna go it would be a d but it's an f if i've had it once i'm not gonna rate something that never had but like i'm gonna rate this and, it would be a D, but it's an F. If I've had it once. I'm not going to rate something that never

had, but I'm going to rate this and put it in F tier. Yeah, and he just puts it in the worst tier. Well, like, I'm not going to just take it off the list. Does my opinion mean nothing to you? You could just disregard it, you know? You could just be like it. We can do that? Can we do that? Can I just choose not to read it? No, we're not taking it off the list. Here, we'll put it in Corey's

E tier, which is just... No, no. Nothing goes in the E tier. It's like a discard pile in games. It's just like it's gone. It's not actually there. I'm going to do so many tier lists. It's going to get to a point where the fans are going to be clamoring for me to put something in E tier.

E tier is going to turn to S tier. I'm here to fuck up the whole tier list. Yeah, I don't have much to say. Never had one of these. I'm not really a big fan of like the like gumball in the bottom type shit. Like I don't think the gumball is going to. I mean, I know it's like fucking a gumball and ice cream, but like in like the shaved ice. But like, I just don't think the gumball is going to taste great.

I'm throwing an E tier. The gumballs in these were always good. the shaved ice but like i just don't think the gumbo's gonna taste great i'm no that i'm i'm throwing an e tier the gumballs and these were always good and as like a six-year-old like you're not really like chewing gum all the time so i'm like mom can i have the gum and she's like sure you can have the gum and like you're fucking like sitting on the beach like chomping on your gum like then you're all hot shit like yeah these things are the shit man i'm telling you're missing out i was gonna put an F tier. Denise, you talked me up to E tier. Thank you.

It is an E tier for me. That's a mistake. I'll tell you right now. Corey, your opinions are trash. So I had this one in D tier before I knew what it was because it thought it looked like a snow cone, but like better somehow. It looks sour to me, though the name Screwball sounds like Warhead to me. But it's not sour. It's cherry flavor

and cherry flavor sucks and then there's gum at the bottom and when gum is cold you can't chew it so that also sucks. So it's a D. Your childhood was a sham. I've never been more disappointed

to be your friend. Your memories are bullshit. Let's move it into the chip witch so it's like the two cookies with the ice cream in between i mean do we have to say much about this do we i mean it's a good this is what we gotta say i'm throwing this eight here it is it is very good it it don't fucking miss but it's just it does for me it's it's not the i don't get the the the sentimental nostalgia with it like i didn't get this very much but anytime i did it's like it's fucking heat man it's it's ice cream between two fucking chocolate

chip cookies that are decent chocolate chip cookies we ain't talking cookie crisp we're talking good chocolate chip cookies i'm throwing an a tier solid choice bro pump that up it's s tier there's the only knock on it is it's a little messy but that's just because you're eating it too slow and you're a loser eat this thing as fast as you can because it's freaking delicious like it's just cookie dough ice cream but instead s tier it's it's unanimous i think it should be i don't like yes rooks i think i'm gonna sit here on this on this piece of ice cream and try to convince you s tier so it's just unanimous because it really is i think it's to your point bro i think it's just unanimous because it really is. I think it's, to your point, Brad,

I think it's easy to eat because I'm wolfing that thing down. Like that's, it's not melting at all. It's messy only if you're slow. Yeah, and like, that's a personal problem. You got to fix that yourself. I'm not here, like the cookie is not going to fix you. That's not what it is. No, let the cookie help you.

And as I've said, my my rankings i'm always gonna from the ice cream truck ice cream related stuff it's hard for me to put an s tier because i it's just i want more i want more of the fruity cool stuff like i want the like more like that's called the ice cream truck not the fruity cool stuff truck but hey come on ice cream truck that sells fruity cool stuff too all right let's move in to the king cone i for me this is another good one it's another really really good treat from the ice cream truck i'm throwing it a tier i enjoy it i love so what i like about this in comparison to one of our later ones, it has chocolate and vanilla, but it's like swirled together.

There's not like... Like you get that like throughout as you eat it. And like the cone is... The cone's solid on this for the most part. I enjoy it. I'm throwing it A tier. I totally disagree. I agree.

Whoa. Well, let me say mine because I pretty much have the same points for it. So I said A tier. I totally disagree. Whoa. Let me say mine because I pretty much have the same points for it. So I said A tier. I didn't know the name of this though. I just thought it was

the drumstick. We have that one later too. Like I thought they were the same thing. Which I'll talk about the drumstick. But it's great. It's just like an OG ice cream.

It's just a sundae and a cone form so like can't go wrong. Denise, how do you hate this? I don't hate it. I put it D tier. It's fine. To be honest, I have... D is hate. No, to be honest, so can't go wrong. Denise, how do you hate this? I don't hate it. I put it D tier. It's fine. D is hate.

D is pretty low on my spectrum. That's true. D is almost the lowest on Corey's. I haven't had one in a while and kind of foreshadowing to the drumstick. The difference between that and this is all in the packaging. The packaging on these, you get that wrapping paper around it, and the ice cream and the fudge always stick to the paper. So now you get like that wrapping paper around it and the

ice cream and the fudge always stick to the paper so now you're in a predicament you paid for this are you licking the paper that's gross and no and it never tastes the same because that's like it's gross and it just i don't know it's fine it's trying to be the drumstick it's not the drumstick it's never going to be the drumstick give It's not the drumstick. It's never going to be the drumstick. Give it up. Go ahead, Brooks. I just have one thing for Denise. This is like the second or third item on this list that you said you get in trouble when you're eating the paper.

I'm starting to think that's more of a you thing because I've eaten tons of ice cream in my life. I don't think I've ever and even on a McDonald's cone where you have to really rip the paper off sometimes, I don't think i've ever consumed any of the paper but to each their own you know that's why we do this all those all those braces and retainers and everything is messing up your jaw you can't shoot i'll send you my orthodontic bill i put it i put this one as a c i think i think it's trying to be the uh the drumstick i'm like

i i have the drumstick higher on my personal so i'm just like man it's it's fine it's like not bad it's just it's just to me it's just there like i'm not getting paper stuck in my teeth with it it's just there though like i'm not gonna grab it in my teeth with it. It's just there now. Like, I'm not going to grab it off my first list. I don't understand you guys. It's also just like, I don't know. I'm looking at chocolate stuff. I'm like, I'm putting other things up higher. I got Choco Taco out there.

I've already put Chipwitch out. I'm just like, I'm not going. I'm not going for it. There's other things better. Agreed. And I never agree with that. I think it's better than the drumstick. I think it's better.

I will, when we get to the drumstick i'll talk about why this is better but yeah let's keep it moving let's move on to this next one man i gotta tell you the fucking most f-tier thing you can get from a fucking ice cream truck is an ice cream sandwich though this shit is lazier than the fucking snow cone this is literally just two chocolate ass fucking wafers that the second you bite into it that shit is literally just mush it is straight mush and then the most bland vanilla ice cream that's ever existed this isn't this is like the shit you get when you're at school and they're like oh yeah like we're having a party for fucking uh fucking saint patrick's day later here we got treats for everybody and it's this fucking bag just with lonely ass ice cream sandwiches in it and they

taste like nothing if you are spending your probably let's let's take it back your like allowance you know you fucking mowed the lawn this week you got two dollars for it and you put your blood and sweat into that shit and you fucking go to the ice cream truck and you say i want a fucking ice cream sandwich why are we why are we even earning money at this point why are we what are we doing here? How did we get here? F tier, F tier, F tier, and F tier. Yeah, I tend to agree. I put these C. They're kind of in the middle.

They're fine. There's definitely worse things. My question is like, what do you think is the chocolate outside? Is it a wafer? Is it cookie? Is it cake? It's another one of these ambiguous. More breading, baby.

Yeah, it's another one of these ambiguous ice cream things. And I don't like that. How it reacts when you bite into it. Yeah, I could consider that just chocolate breading on the outside. A hundred percent. It turns to glue. They're messy as hell. You literally have to wash your hands while you're eating it and after you're eating it.

Because you just have like glue, chocolate glue on your fingers. All right. I'm hopping in on this point. I have one quick question for denise yeah so this one a lot of times you eat it when it's in the paper do you get any paper problems that was my next point and there's always a paper problem any ice cream treat wrapped in paper you're gonna have a problem this is such a denise problem it's not even funny now now. Why aren't we just moving the paper when we're taking bites? No. My issue is not with paper

on the ice cream treats. My issue is with the ice cream on the paper. I don't want to lose my ice cream, and I don't want to lick the paper. Alright, I have an idea. We need to stand up our YouTube channel, and the next thing we're going to post is just Denise trying to eat ice cream within paper, and we're going to post is just Denise trying to eat ice cream

within paper and we're going to see what happens like paper wrapped ice cream my friend how to eat ice cream and we'll all be like posted like looking super surprised we'll have like an emoji in the background it'll be great I so I'll piggyback off Denise I put it as B. So put, again, to Rooks' point, I understand it's the ice cream truck tier list. Keep in mind, I was not privy to many ice cream truck experiences. So I, it's like sentimental. Like my dad loves these. So we would do like, I don't know't know again back to playing around the house when there's like freaking yard working crap like i would help out and be like oh you want an ice

cream sandwich like here you go like again i agree it's not incredible but it is like it's to me it's solid it's pretty good and to denise's point about the like sticky fingers like i i like that it's like Cheeto fingers. Like you bite them off, man. You just keep going. Bite them off. It turns to glue. Bite your Cheeto fingers off. Bite off the little chocolate papers.

This is another thing. There is at Big Ice Cream, they're getting weird with the technology. Denise, I don't know how much technology you think there is in ice cream, but it is way less than what you think there is. I want to know how they make the snow cone ice and what they put in the chocolate of the ice cream sandwich. Those are on my list. I'll be writing an email.

Look out for it. And why are they putting Elmer's glue all across all the paper and folding the ice cream in it? It probably tastes better. So I agree. I put it in C tier. The 1960s called and they want their ice cream back. It's just so old and basic

and just like, it's probably what our great grandparents had and were like, wow, the technology. It's like, there's two things in one thing. It's crazy.

We've never done that before. Extra, extra, read all about it. You heard about these new ice cream sandwiches? Next week's episode, we invent, extra. Read all about it. You heard about these new ice cream sandwiches? Next week's episode. We invent ice cream. Put chuckle around it. But I actually

have the note of you can't eat it without it going everywhere and there is paper everywhere on it. Because you have to leave the paper on so it doesn't get on your hand. And the paper gets soggy and that gets on stuff. So the only one I'll give Denise half a point on is that one. Big paper problems. I just always like any dessert that like,

if you ever go to like a cheap like buffet, right? You ever been to like a cheap Chinese buffet? There'll be like, they'll have something where they'll say like, oh, desserts included. And they're like, oh yeah, that's the dessert. And there's just like this fucking cooler. All that's in it is ice cream sandwiches. Literally all that's in it is fucking ice cream sandwiches.

It's lazy. Solid. Anyway, let's move up to the Push Up Pops. How are y'all feeling about this one? Dude. No. These are good. I don't know what the difference is between like regular popsicle formula and the formula in this one.

Whatever big popsicles got going on, the technology in this one, Denise, is great. It's liquid crack. It's like ice cream MSG. It's so good, dude. Can we label this podcast as a technology podcast?

Can we do that? Our TED Talk, the ice cream technology. The name of this episode is find out what you don't want big ice cream to know. Big ice cream, avoid this episode is find out what you don't want big ice cream to know. Big ice cream, avoid this episode. You guys don't agree?

They're good, though. Where'd you put it, bright guy? B tier? I think they are. Denise, why? I think they're E tier. First of all, because they're Sherbert. What?

First of all, they're Sherbert. No one likes Sherbert. That's false. I don't mind also fun fact did you know that sherbert is not spelled s-h-e-r-b-e-r-t it's b-e-t it's sherbet yep fun fact that is some like bernstein bears stuff what is that mandela effect i got mandela yes hey speech pathologist oh yeah you know sometimes i know my things this was so this was a failed attempt at ice cream innovation choco taco success push-up pop fail because also you know as a child as a small child if you push up that thing and it's too far you are fucked because it is dripping ever you can't pull it back down you're stuck it goes how much of the casing did you eat though i was gonna say i know

exactly where this is going i didn't eat any of the casing because i was once if you don't push it up enough you're just eating paper and i had to eat so much paper to get to the ice cream once the push-up part gets stuck there's nowhere to go you just gotta eat your way through the lollipop version of this is better. I used to love those things. They came with a little clip. I used to clip it onto the belt loop in middle school and walk around. I was like, yeah, I got my push-up pop

for snacks. Those are not related. They have push-up in the title. That's about it. You don't know that they're not related. We just don't know that they are related. We don't know that they're not related. No, I know they're not related we go way back sherbert's never fully frozen so if you're eating this on like a warm summer day like you are a mess

it's disgusting again fruit ice cream I'm not about it I'm going the exact opposite I didn't put it at high but I'm going the opposite I put it at C because like the ice cream itself it's not good to me but i put it at c because i think it's innovative i think it is a really good idea and i think that's like i'm shocked nobody's copied this except apparently push pops

like i guess they copied it if they're distant cousins but i put put it at C. It's a good idea. Just not my kind of ice cream. I heard Elon Musk, he's really trying to get this innovative technology into push-up pops. Self-driving ice cream. Self-driving ice cream. It'll find your mouth.

I'm so dumb. When you said that, though, I didn't picture it going into someone's mouth. I'm so dumb. I literally know. When you said that, though, I didn't picture a fucking, like, it going into someone's mouth. I literally pictured a fucking ice cream cone strapped into a fucking Tesla. Just fucking leaned against the steering wheel. I don't, I have the dumbest

brain that's ever existed. Holy fuck. At, like, a charging station at a rest stop. Yeah, just fucking sitting there. Melting. Melting away. Like in a puddle. Just fucking sitting there. Melting. Melting away. Like in a puddle. Ace is on full blast. Oh, I'm going,

let's reel it back. I'm going A tier. I love these fucking things, man. I really do. The innovation of it. Wow, like, yeah, instead of just going, like, just pushing it up a little,

you know, if you push it up too far, like, way to go, dumbass. Like, you just spent money on something that you couldn't be careful with. Like, come on. Have you ever met a careful six-year-old? I haven't. Yeah. You ever see six-year-old Korean beef holding ice cream?

That man's going to be careful as a motherfucker. That man's not moving, okay? That man's going to be careful with some motherfuckers. That man's not moving. Okay. That man's fucking stationary. Why do you think he never made weight? I always made weight. What do you mean?

No, but I made weight, but I was playing with older kids because I was like bigger. But yeah, well, the older kids had to be lighter weight. so me and burn were like sixth graders playing with seventh graders who were like lighter than choco tacos bro i got destroyed in sixth grade they're they're big dude no we quick story we played in like sixth grade together and we made playoffs and we didn't win a single game and we made playoffs because so many teams forfeited afterwards because they found out that all the kids were overweight or in a grade too

high. So we were getting destroyed by kids. We were playing like JB players. Or hypothetical, they just had a lot of chocolate tacos. Also. It's true. No. Because they were like in shape. But I'm going I'm going

AT for Puchapops. I actually really enjoy the taste of them. Like, I think they taste really good. You guys are shitting on the Sherbert aspect of it, but I actually really like it. I don't mind Sherbert. I just, it's not what I'm going to go to for my, like, go-to ice cream thing.

I just, like, me being, like, the dumb person I am, especially, like, at a younger age, I was like, oh, this is fun. You just, like, push the ice cream out. That's cool's cool like you don't see this very often you know maybe i'll change up my ice cream consuming habits today you know what i'm saying but let's move into the drumstick so i want to just i want to first say b tier i i enjoy it it's it's really it's fairly middle of the pack for me the reason why i like the king cone more than the drumstick the king cone has the chocolate swirls that like kind of like go down into it

the drumstick it's all chocolate on the outside and it's like what is that what's that called chocolate uh shell shit where it's like the heart yeah it's like i like a chocolate shell and like half the times you bite it and like so much of that shit like falls off and like it's a goner, man. And it's like then I'm just eating vanilla ice cream cone. It's not the same. And I'm not shitting on it. You know, I threw a B tier.

I enjoy it. I just think the King Cone provides more secure, diverse flavoring. You know what I'm saying? Fry guy, what we got? Yeah, dude, I had the same as as the king cone because it's pretty much the same thing it's like it's very very slightly different but i like the king cone more but not like a full tier more but the king cone like the ice cream on the top is like soft and like you said it's mixed together with the chocolate whereas the drumsticks like a hard shell and

it's just like you have to the first bite on a drumstick is really hard to do you're gonna go the really big or really small um so it's still freaking good though it's like solid it's has like chocolate vanilla nuts uh waffle cone like it's sunday and a money it has everything so it's good yeah i want to be here on this because i put king cone as c and i enjoy this one a little bit more than king cone i don't know why. Honestly, I don't have a reason for you. I just I was trying to think of it. I guess

nostalgia. I don't know. Like there's not I don't think there's any ice cream I like with like nuts on it, but for some reason this one is, hey. Not a big nut guy. I also put this B tier. It's fine. Again, ice cream innovation.

The fact that they coated the inside of the cone with chocolate to prevent sogginess and then to prevent dripping out the bottom. Like there, again, someone is at big ice cream not getting paid enough. Someone deserves a pay raise for this. I'm sorry. Denise, I feel like you should put it way higher because I think this is how people combat putting paper on it. So it's like you either go the paper route or you're going coated

chocolate and for that I feel like you would have had it at his ass. Yeah, they're fine. Honestly the mint version of these are great. Oh, you're the worst. I don't stand mint ice cream. I can't do it. Don't Trump sticks have paper on them though plastic exact same thing as king cone except at the top it's like different no they're plastic i'll do some research it's fine it's cool all right let's move into the power puff girl bar did anyone ever get this like what i mean first off i was a boy dude i don't like if it was mojo jojo all over it i actually fucking love power bus power

girls growing up but like i mean i looked at this the same as like spongebob yeah like it's it's you're never getting what's advertised I have the same as too I have it E tier as well it's yeah I have it D tier besides the fucking shitty gumball aspect of Spongebob it's still shit just as shitty

does anyone have it different than the Spongebob? no I put them F Bubbles is always busted how dare you Does anyone have it different than the Spongebob? No. I put them F. Okay, cool. Bubbles is always busted. How dare you? She is. She's a child.

I mean. Did you guys see the photos of the reboot? Yeah. The live action. I just saw a lot of people saying cancel it or something like that. It just looked like they were in like Halloween costumes that were the Powerpuff Girls. Hey, you know what? Don't knock on a Halloween costume.

Shout out, Jesse and Christopher. I'm going to knock on the Powerpuff Girls live action, though. Yeah, we were Powerpuff Girls in college. The thing is, I'm going to watch it because Donald Faison is playing the professor. Yeah, I will too. So I have to watch it now. Who's playing Mojo Jojo? There's a guy, actually.

The plot, it's like Mojo jojo's like grandson but he's just a human stupid so i don't know that doesn't i don't know how i just saw this like one thing it's like showing the characters of powerpuff girls it was like showing all the powerpuff girls it was like yeah i get how you can make a live action of this and then it like flashes mojo jojo and whoever that like devil like crab character is it's like yeah how are they doing this like this doesn't make sense the devil crab thing has to be little nas x he has to play the devil character it would be perfect they're gonna run out of funding because it's gonna be a bad show that's the

one way they save it and And he would crush that role. Because the devil character in that show is gay. Like, he acts very flamboyant and wears, like, fishnet stockings. So, like, Little Nas has already done that. He's made for this role. He's covered the market over there. Exactly. Love Little Nas X.

That's actually a really good idea. Had we not already pitched the idea of this episode, I would say you should tag him and continue that little sex has way too much stuff on twitter that he's seeing right now to see anything from us let's let's be real here but if there was something he would respond to it would be that so like i'm gonna do it it's gonna be great all right next on the list we all we all agree that that bar that's the same sponge rather shitty right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah creamsicle now this is like my contradiction to like my rating system i hate like fruity stuff with ice cream i don't know what it is i fucking love creamsicles i it's the cream so i and i have a

similar uh story to cory at like a basketball camp i got in the head too yeah we were like throwing dirt balls at each other um but no we had um we there was like an ice cream machine there and everything was always out of order except for creamsicles so everybody just fucking got creamsicles and like it was like the same thing like yo that kid's got his fucking creamsicle like he's got his shit together like so i always probably i always got creamsicles there always enjoyed them great fun fun. I enjoyed them at basketball camp because it was cold and refreshing. It gives me the same feeling if I were to get it from the ice cream truck.

I threw it A tier. I love creamsicles. I really, really enjoy creamsicles. You're the worst. I put these E tier. Thank you. I don't like orange flavored anything. These are nasty. They taste like medicine. Also, packaging flaw. I don't like orange flavored anything. These are nasty. They taste like medicine. And also, packaging flaw.

I should switch careers. There's no paper on the side. You're right. But they are always like slimy at the bottom. You get like orange sludge. And if you don't, you're lying. No, I agree with that. Like the orange vanilla vanilla part of the cream

the orange vanilla flavor kind of weirds me out again fruit in my ice cream i don't mess around with it they're not as bad as character ice pops but they're not good i'm not picking these i'm with rooks i did i did a i like them i didn't like like them. I'm not jumping on the band they're good i think they're one of the fruit flavored ice cream truck ice creams that has got it down um and uh i support them and everything they do and uh vote creamsicle 2022 um creamsicles suck dude these are f tier we're so split who wants cream in their mouth not me they're disgusting hit me it's like you know like the orange cream soda like obviously it's the exact same flavor it's disgusting i don't know why okay but like saying as soda is different than saying it's ice cream in my opinion but it's that same flavor and i've had that soda flavor a bunch

of times because like people like get it randomly i don't like bite someone's ice cream randomly but i'll take a sip of someone's drink you don't and like maybe not any like cream well yeah and you know like this is like 1960s when we were all like healthy and alive and like vaccinated and stuff but dude cream soda flavors are the devil it's just. I don't know why it's so bad though. It's my only F. It's literally the worst, the least, the only one on here that I don't like the flavor of. The rest are just like average.

You don't like the technology behind them? Yeah. I don't support 5G because like, you know, it's going to mess with our chakras and just like really, I'm a Capricorn. So like, it just doesn't. Next time we all get together,

this is a tech podcast. Next time we all get together, Rook tech podcast next time we all get together rooks and i are gonna sit together and eat creamsicles in the corner and you guys can go on the other side of the room yeah you have to protect the chakras at all costs these will eat paper and i'll throw dirt at you another for and for those children out there who were except what are we at now accepted treats um what else did these children do that are listening to the podcast throw dirt at each other red christmas and then watch red christmas another thing to do if you're drinking alcohol a really good drink that gives you the creamsicle flavor captain morgan orange soda it is delicious it is so good

it is a fucking it is a creamsicle in a cup it is great i'm gonna do that it's a heater but hey let's keep it we got two left we're at the end look at the final two hey look at us hey look at us look at us huh who would have thought not me not me we got the chocolate eclair anybody else want to take take the lead on this one dude denise go ahead all right dude i put them d tier i don't love them they're so messy they're so messy like the that's your only note for no no no but the breading on these is not good and the paper around breading And I have a big issue. We'll get to this in the grand finale.

I have a big issue when people try to do chocolate flavors not in ice cream. Because you cannot ice chocolate. You can ice a lot of things. You can ice orange. You can ice cherry and lemon and blue raspberry. You cannot ice the chocolate flavor it doesn't work rita's chocolate ice is trash it's you never are fulfilled and in the middle of this it's not true chocolate ice cream it's like chocolate ice in between ice cream it's not good it's heavy you're

not buying this like at the beach at the pool on the boardwalk in cory's one-way street that he lived on like you're not picking this up. Shout out more road. So, D tier. I don't think I've ever actually had one of these. I had the strawberry eclair ones all the time, but I don't think I ever had one of these. And since we had the strawberry ones all the time, I'm just going to assume these ones are garbage

because we didn't buy them ever. So, E tier. Look at Burn making use of that perfect tier. It's good to place things in. I'm going C tier. It's for me, there's just, there's nothing really to it. Like it's chocolate. Yeah, it's breaded chocolate.

Oh God, that sounds so gross. It's fine. It's there. It's chocolate. It's all these different things but like it's just it it doesn't do anything particularly well it's it's just there for me i don't have much else i agree with rooks uh yeah it's just there i'm a fan of chocolate and also it's strange to me that i would still pick the strawberry over this. So it's a Burns point. I agree.

But I think I would still like it if I had it. I just don't get it. There are so many other things that why would you even – don't even look at this. There are so many other things. Tight. Wait, did Denise go? Yeah, D tier.

Messy can't ice chocolate. There's your summary. We won't believe this, but she doesn't like the wrapping on it. I just, we do need, we'll start the YouTube channel up, or like, we'll Twitch stream, we'll get together, we'll Twitch stream just Denise eating ice cream. I mean, I've heard worse ideas. Just watch Denise eat ice cream and see what happens,

because this sounds like a fucking process. But when she has the Spongebob one, she has to eat the gum continuously until it's gone. First of all, I'm never eating a Spongebob one, so that's never an issue. But I don't like to be bothered by my food. I don't want to fight with my food. I don't want to be annoyed.

Especially with ice cream. I love ice cream. I don't want to annoy and damper the experience. You don't want to just annoyed, especially with ice cream. I love ice cream. Like, I don't want to annoy and, like, damper the experience. I just think you could learn how to eat ice cream differently. You're lying if you said you never had ice cream stuck to paper. Dirty, dirty lies. I mean, I have, but have I figured my way out of it before I put it in my mouth? Yeah, I deal with it. I don't just bite through the fucking paper, man.

I know, like, whoa, roadblock. Let's just bulldoze through this one you know what i didn't come on here you know what i don't recall ever saying that i bit paper and ate paper this is a narrative that you put me in and i don't appreciate it you said you got little bits of it and you ate it like the first ice cream we mentioned well denise the great thing about this podcast is it is recorded so So we'll be able to listen to this later. You know what? We'll leave it to the viewers.

We'll check tape. Every single episode that we have after this, it's not going to come in at all where it makes sense because it won't ever. But we're just going to have your little sound bite pop up. I eat paper when I eat ice cream. You know what? Everyone has their thing, I guess. Hey. Well, hey, we're at the end

of the tunnel, fam. We made it. We're at the last one. And man, this is a fucking anticlimactic one to end on. Holy fuck. Really? A fudge pop, dude. It's so basic. Brooks, you love

fudge pops. I feel like I've seen you eat that more than anything else in my life. Big fudge pop guy. Oh, shit. Oh, no. You're right. We did used to have these in my house. Fuck. How are you just going to get them and have them in your local ice cream shop? Okay. I'm bumping it from F to

E tier. It's fine. It's fine. You used to house house these i forgot that we did used to have these in my house all the time and i would eat the shit out of them but like hey respect the game hey but that's also why i just like the choco taco because he used to eat a lot of them so like they could be lower ice cream truck comes in i am not getting a fucking fudge pop i'll tell you that man but i i guess it was a little disrespectful to the fudge pop I'll tell you that man but I guess it was a little disrespectful to the fudge pop to put it in the

same category as ice cream sandwich so I'm gonna leave it E tier it leaves a lot to be desired it's just meh they're better than E tier man they're at least C C they're average these are good they're not bad at anything

they're like og ice cream again back in the 1960s this is probably like the biggest thing on the planet but it also makes it look like you just ate someone's butt when it leaves a little brown stain on your lips so like that's a minus bump it up for that so c tier yeah you fucking odell beckham chill out i threw these in d tier again you can't ice chocolate it it doesn't hit it never hits it misses they're boring there's like some sometimes you get the like off brand that has the like dad jokes on it but they're they don't do anything for me they're boring they're on d they're just they're there they're meh they're honestly they're in my ranking they're a true

d category uh they would not even look at e category don't worry they're more more towards the c a little neutral they're just there i don't know i don't like i never get them they're they're whatever there's i got the choco taco up on s with the chip which like that's my chocolate i'm not getting that fudge pop can't touch a choco taco it wishes yeah fair well hey look at us I already did that I was just kidding

I thought that was good fuck that was a long tier list we had so many notes on all of them we dove into that shit fuck I don't feel passionate

about many things but ice cream is the one of the few things i feel extremely passionate about that's why we brought you on and i'm really honored to have gotten the call up to the big leagues you're our ice cream correspondent and you did well i'm gonna get i really hope an ice cream question comes up in one of the other podcasts and we have to say oh we'll reach out to call her yeah she's gonna hate the rapper i'll tell you that now she'll hate the rapper i'm so glad we uncovered this it's so good it's ridiculous how many like full wrappers of ice cream do you think you've ever eaten in your lifetime but like a bit by bit ice cream truck stock of ice cream wrappers. You have turned me into like a heathen.

Like I'm not sitting there like, oh, hold my ice cream. I need to eat the wrapper first. Like that's not how I'm going about these things. We know that's not what you said, but. That's the narrative you put me in. You know, in the first row, in our first row of these, you said, oh, like, and yeah, like the wrapper gets in the way. And sometimes like you're like chewing the wrapper. And then the second row, two in a row, you said, yeah, and the wrapper just like gets in the way.

And like you like chew on it. And then now it becomes this thing where if there is paper, it seems like you're eating. So I'm picturing the push-up pop that rooks imagine driving a tesla but it's a movie trailer and it's a horror movie and denise is chasing it because he's gonna eat the outside wrapping of it and it's like saw because she only eats the outside so she's eating like the skin of the ice cream there's just ice cream i wouldn't be like enjoying the paper i would be like hate eating the paper like that's my that's why you would rank ice creams lower if they had paper because inevitably you're gonna eat it yeah you don't like murdering them but like you feel like you have something inside you is willing you to do it

i just think it's stupid we're in 2021 like you'd think they'd have this figured out by now choco taco why don't you call me to call Big Ice Cream. You know what? It is on my to-do list for tomorrow. Email Big Ice Cream. You're on the fucking hot seat. There's got to be a Twitter out there for Big Ice Cream, right? There has to be. Oh, we're calling out Good Humor Ice Cream today. Denise has some choice words for you, and you better respond.

Yeah, hi, Good Humor. If you're listening, I particularly love the Choco Taco. You can always DM itswednesdaymydudes underscore pod on Twitter, and we can send you my contact information to send. I'd love to be a tester for anything new you've got coming out, so just let me know. Specifically about wrapping. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to just tell you right now there's gonna be a lot of back and forth when it comes to the wrapping and distribution of this it's gonna there's gonna be 40 layers to get through for each one of these like products that just get off the ground i'm picturing like when denise says a tester of this she didn't specifically say ice cream so i'm thinking like good humor brings her in and they lay out like five different paper wrappers in front of her and they're like here try each one and tell us which one is not the worst i'm like taking them and like feeling them like rubbing them into my fingers like i don't think this little stick melted ice cream so they get the texture of when you eat it yeah

you know what i bet a lot of your viewers are on the same page as me and I'm really excited to hear the feedback. That's all I got to say. Denise, you did a great job today. Thank you so much for coming on. Our niece Denise. That was fantastic.

Great job. We're going to have more guests for y'all, for the viewers. But I'll always be number one. And That was fantastic. Great job. We will have more guests for y'all for the viewers, you know. But I'll always be number one. And, Burn, how can they get involved in the podcast? So in the description of every episode, there's a link and you can leave a voice message that, I don't know, insult us, give us tearless to do, or I don't know, just insult Corey. That's a good one. Just focus on that one.

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