It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 19: The Vulva is the Sexy Part

Episode Date: June 9, 2021

The boyos are missing everyone's favorite Korean named Ruxx this week but the rest of us make up for his absence with talking about spunk tanks. We take some calls from the viewers, rank line dances, talk about which body part we would lose, which smash brothers characters we could take in a fight, and our favorite gas station snacks. 0:00:00 - 0:01:04 - Intro 0:01:04 - 0:07:14 - Denise Call In 0:07:14 - 0:15:42 - Kristin Call In 0:15:42 - 0:21:44 - Line Dance Ranking 0:21:44 - 0:39:21 - What Body Part Would You Lose? 0:39:21 - 0:56:22 - Which Smash Bros Character Could You Kill? 0:56:22 - 1:05:59 - Gas Station Snacks of Choice Rate us 5 stars! Leave a review! Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

It is Wednesday, my dudes. AHHHHHHHHH! Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes, episode 19. We're missing a big shoulder in our group today. Bulgogi Beef is out. Had a long three days with the Budman over in Ocean City, Maryland this weekend, so he's on the IR. But we got Corey. Hey.

We got Zach. Whoop, there it is. Oh, you didn't do honk honk. There it is. Oh, you just did it for me. Thanks, Brian. Got him. It's a mind game.

He's implanted in your head. Set me up on that one. And I'm Brian. So this week we got a couple phone calls from obviously our great listeners. And then we're going to do a little round table. Our great viewers. set me up on that one and i'm brian um so this week we got a couple phone calls from uh obviously our great listeners and then we're gonna do a little round table our great viewers sorry viewers viewers yes i got you first i'm doing a podcast i'm a rookie here okay give me some slack and then we're gonna do a little round table we each brought some dumb question or topic and we'll

see where that takes us so first call of the week from you know the great state of new jersey which apparently that's where all of our viewers come from it's denise hi my dudes it's your niece denise just calling in wanted to say i think last week's episode was your best episode yet it was so freaking funny and given that i was actually featured on an episode that's saying a lot so keep up the good work um i wanted to call in and serve as your female correspondent in regards to your um bathroom attendant conversation that you were having last week there are bathroom attendants in women's bathrooms at like restaurants or bar mitzvahs or weddings or things like that but like you said chances are if you're in a bathroom there's a girl in there who has what

you need in her purse like we're always prepared um but when there is an attendant i mean in my experience it's usually like a very nice older woman she sits there um maybe she gives you a towel to dry your hands it's a great experience you can get bobby pins or hairspray or perfume or deodorant or like tissues tampons basically whatever you would need she has in her cute little basket and it's a good time you're gonna like what you see you're gonna like the way i guarantee it was what was the name of rooks's uh bathroom attendant big dick or something yeah do you think big vagina thank you thanks brian for saying it some 70 year old lady in a bonnet like my name's a big vagina what can i get you well i just love that mo is at big vag 69 um yeah i love how it's like a nice older lady in the

woman's and then the guy that's basically like a homeless person they just dragged like a homeless person off the street just panhandling for money yeah i would want a nice old lady in the men's bathroom maybe a little weird but like she'd give some baked goods maybe some muffins some comments how much you think how much you think a bobby pin goes for like if i needed one bobby pin how much money do i have to put in the tip jar it's one it's one robert pin one one robert pin no no i think you gotta gotta let her pinch your cheeks once and then you're good to go. Okay.

That's how old ladies work, right? Yeah, so we've got... I guess they're having bake sales. Are they gonna have bake sales in your women's bathroom, Brian? Whenever you create a bar? Of course. I mean, we have Go-Gurt in the men's bathroom.

It's gonna be a bake sale in the women's bathroom. I'm thinking maybe some Girl Scout cookies. They can be in the women's bathroom. That makes more sense. There could be a little chute that they could just throw cookies across the cell in the women's bathroom. I'm thinking like maybe some Girl Scout cookies. They can be the women's bathroom. That makes more sense. There could be like a little chute that they could just throw cookies across the way of the men's bathroom because like Girl Scouts are the men's bathroom. A little weird. A little weird. I just don't want that idea.

A little communication between like a little – Exactly. What is it? The cuffs on a string action kind of deal? As long as we don't get the Boy Scout popcorn in our bathroom. that stuff stinks oh my god it's the worst so bad i will say they know what they're doing because i'll like go to lowe's or home depot on like a spring summer and basically anytime i go there they're just standing at the exit waiting to get you and i just like they saw me buy so much crap that i don't need that i'm gonna feel like a piece of shit if I don't get something.

Dude, but it's like a bag of popcorn for like 20 bucks. Yeah. Yeah. The difference is I have no problem saying no to the popcorn. I cannot say no to the Girl Scouts when they're outside the grocery store. I'm like, oh, sorry, I don't have any cash. Like we accept Venmo. I'm like, oh, quick pay.

They have any cash. They're like, we accept Venmo. I'm like, oh, we're quick pay. They have gotten good. Quick top two favorite Girl Scout cookies and your least favorite Girl Scout cookie. And you're going to hate, hate Corey's answers. You're going to hate the way I look. I guarantee it. You're going to bury him or you're going to agree with him and I'm just going to want to throw my computer through the wall

because his answers are garbage. Top two, tag along. Obviously. And I like Samoas. I know that's controversial because some people don't like coconut, but I never have coconut and that's my one thing for the year. So I can handle it. It's good.

Have we done this before? I feel like we've done this before. No. We've done this in person all the time. Yeah. We've done it in the pod the time yeah i have been in the pot i don't think cory what's your answer what's your answer um crap i forget the name of it oh short bread the truffles short bread and then thin mint thin mint i do the classic in the freezer

or fridge depending on how long or how quickly you need them to be cold. I like the shortbread because I don't know if you ever had the Lorna Dune cookies. When you were a kid, we were talking was it last week or two weeks ago about lunch snacks to bring. They had the little five pack of Lorna Dune cookies. It's like a little throwback. That's what shortbread

is for me. I like it. But I don't hate it. I'm a combo of both of your your answers i like the tagalongs and then the thin mints the worst cookie is the samois because coconut should only it should not be an edible food item oh it's what it's completely covered in chocolate and caramel and then it's on top of a cookie it redeems itself do you like doesn't mounds don't mounds have coconut in them almond almond joys they're pretty good all right oh gross i get it from my dad his favorite cake is like coconut cake or something

like german is it like german chocolate cake because i know that that's my dad's favorite cake and that has coconut in it okay maybe it's that it's german chocolate cake i thought there was more to the name than just coconut cake. That would be so gross. It would taste like shampoo. Or cake with icing on top of it. It's just a coconut underneath icing. Yeah. No, coconut tastes horrible if it's not covered in something else.

Like you said, it does taste like shampoo. Do you like the little shards of it? Did you say shards of it? Shards. Great. Like the grated. I like shards of it shards great like the grated i like shards in my mouth no it tastes like paper if it's not covered in chocolate you've never had what's covered in chocolate it's redeemable denise would probably love it bringing it back full circle thank you for the call and denise you forgot to answer our questions about uh cues so that's still on the table if anyone uh wants to answer that for us shocked she didn't want to answer that one right off the bat okay so we've got one more call first time

caller long time listener everyone's favorite west coast kristen what is up you guys it's your girl kristen fucking smokes um i know i'm long overdue for this call so i am going to need longer than the minute so expect two calls um anyway i guess i'll start by looking at the last two episodes so let me just start off by saying i'm extremely embarrassed and amazed also that Byrne remembers that I used PureSport Old Spice at one point in my life. Kind of embarrassing, but I do have to correct. And I did use PureSport for a little bit, but BG or yeah, I think that's what it was, is even better. So highly recommend to all those females out there who sweat more than a female deodorant can handle. Speaking of female deodorant, bathroom attendants.

Yes, they do exist in female bathrooms and they usually have deodorant and hairspray and anything you need to freshen up while you're, you know, partying, sweating it up at the Jersey Shore. What else? Oh, so also going back to the last episode, I do have to say, as everyone knows,

I don't always agree with burn. Sometimes we bump heads, but I do have to say, sparkling water is truly the bane of my existence. It is disgusting. It is salty. It just makes me extra thirsty. I hate it. I agree with you, Brian.

Wow. Let me go. Next on my list is Hot Mike. If you're listening, I'm so sorry. These assholes say to you, I wish they didn't blow on my spot, but they did. So here we are. If you ever become single, let me know,

you know, anyway, someone also mentioned on last week's podcast that I should be an Avenger. I'm pretty sure that was what was said. So thank you so much for that. And also talking about the Avengers, I would like to request a fact check on every Marvel reference that Corey Myers makes,

because it is very questionable. And PS, the last thing I'll say is, no, we do not and cannot control our own queefs. That's how I'll say it. Oh, there it is. There you go. I didn't listen to that at all, so I didn't know that was coming at all.

Oh, thank you. That kind of sucks. You actually had the balls. That kind of sucks. Imagine you just not being able to control your fart to some extent i don't think it happens as often as like i feel like i fart about like 20 times guys do we know more questions that more callers need to call call back what's the what's your queef per

week week month day what's the appropriate time measure year pwqpm yeah yeah yeah we need to be hitting about like 60 qpms we're gonna lose we're gonna lose this viewer right here i'm gonna say it we're gonna lose this one right sitting in this chair but like actually it does like like zach said if they're frequent it'd suck i don't think they are because if they were as much as you fart they don't smell too much noise they don't smell do they question number two here we are ladies here we are once again where are you to answer my questions we need to redirect on this one oh old spice fiji okay she uses fiji now um she's on the west coast it changes you how dare you it's an la move

you've changed you're different but at what point can like deodorant save you from already sweating can we talk about that like if you're already drenched are you gonna put any on like are you just gonna go to the bathroom put some on and come back out because i don't i don't know how much that's actually gonna do it won't stop you from sweating but i'm making you not smell like a complete butt yeah i think it's more i think it's somewhat of a stop plug at least for your armpits like if you're sweating and then you just you got to dry it first because if you put it on when you're sweating under there it's gonna slide right off you got to dry and then reapply all right so power move you bring or maybe the bathroom attendant can

have scotch tape with you or with him scotch tape listen hear me i'm not done yet so okay you you rip out the full stick of deodorant and you put it under your armpit and you scotch tape that bad boy around your shoulder and that way you're smelling fresh you know deep rest in the night do we think that we're better better so you have like the ace not ace bandage but like you know the ones that are like that brett farve like sponsors you like put them on and they like wrap over your shoulder like it's like it's like a sleeve the like copper sleeve thing yeah yeah copper sleeve thank you yeah uh that but then you slip in the deodorant under it and then that way you're always smelling nice it's kind of like a uh another article of clothing which i don't know you would like or dislike but you're gonna be smelling great the whole night

it's just you should make a t-shirt out of deodorant that you could wear yeah it just slowly absorbs into your body over the night all right i'll bring it back though pad a pad but it's scented and you put that on your armpit all right question number three i think i think that exists scented yeah well yeah okay okay all right so i guess marketed specifically to guys and it's X-branded. I'd wear that probably. I'm assuming it could like form fit to your armpit. The only thing I'd worry about, it's like when you put a bandaid on it, like on like

a hinge on like your finger or something that it falls off. You got to make sure it's on there nice and tight. That'd be the only thing. Like it's got to wrap all the way around. Like I got to get like taped up like a trainer. Yeah. Yeah. The copper bandage right exactly people would be wearing

shooter sleeves at the club with pads underneath dude i would wear it dude i'd wear it cory do you think that would work though if you're at indigo it's a thursday night senior year of college you're strapping a whole thing of deodorant to your arm that's not curing your back sweat though doesn't you got other problems i mean it's not gonna stop the sweat that's for sure but it's gonna smell good while you're sweating okay so it's like potpourri for your body exactly and you know what i would wear it indigo because yeah uh i dance sporadically we'll say and but it's mostly the lower body region so that thing's not flying off my arms very much well that's what i'd say i'd say i think i think all sweat isn't

created equal in terms of smell like i think i think the sweat and the crevices is where you smell in your butt and your gooch and then your armpits and under your like where your balls kind of like hit your thigh like that's where the sweat stinks i don't think your back sweats really stinking that much if your balls hang that there's that much not as much as that i think it's still gonna smell but yeah but like if you went up and took a whiff of someone under their armpits when they're sweating smells if you just say took a whiff of their back not smell guaranteed yeah but so just dance with your arms in the air the entire time problem solved like you just don't care brother two birds one stone right there look like you're having a great time and you air out cory you said you dance with mostly your lower

body yeah so i'm picturing your arms just standing still straight at your sides. I only dance with my lower body. I'm not going to stick figure up top and like we will wobble down low. Corey's river dancing at the club. Just arms straight to the side. Legs tearing it up. Irish step dancing. Have you guys ever been to a country bar with a line dance? Some of the most intimidating thing I've ever seen.

It's both nerdy as hell and intimidating. I'll stop you. Have you ever been to a country bar? Yes. Gross. You have been, Corey. I have been. I've been to Nashville twice in my life.

And in Chicago, you were at one. Shout out Old Crow. We went to one in Chicago? Yeah. We went to the Cubs game. Oh, but that was Saturday in the afternoon during a Cubs game or something. That's a little different.

But aren't line dances really easy? It's kind of just step left, step right, kind of tap your foot, spin. No, I mean, where I was, there was definitely classes beforehand that I did not attend, and I could not easily catch up on the ones and twos and the kicks and the flips.

That's where you just treat them as your background dancers, and you go to the front of the line and just go to town. It's your music video, and they're just the background for you. You just Cupid Shuffle the whole entire time and wait until somebody dances. This isn't the electric slide. Can I get a quick tier list of cupid shuffle macarena and the cha-cha slide macarena and and the electric slide oh so fun fact about the macarena you can do it to any single song like any song yeah 100 you can't do like the cupid shuffle to every song that plays you definitely can you gotta do a little

slower i i would love to see you do cupid shuffle to john mayer to walk your body's a wonderland oh easily could i'll prove you wrong uh i would put so we're materialistic right not like ordering we can order rooks isn't here we can order no thank you yeah let's rank rooks is here screw that screw the best episode ever we're going one two three four i'm gonna put them uh all e tier all q tier uh cool i'll say electric side electric slide i'll put last in agreement what do we say cha-cha slide cupid shuffle what was the other one macarena okay macarena up top because sometimes you just you know break it out any song and i'll do cupid shuffle because back when we were in

gym class we had a dance segment and that was like the one that got the people going like they were on what we learned in our dance segment in middle school was the soldier boy so my school's better than yours we did that too but i wasn't we i wasn't allowed to list that okay my list uh thrillers number one because we learned that in middle school. Then Soldier Boy's number two. Then the Macarena, because I actually know it. And then fourth is tied for the rest of them, because I don't know how to do them. I know they tell you how to do them in the song, but off the top of my head, I don't remember anything.

I mean, when they say Charlie Brown, that's not very descriptive. Yeah, you just do the forward back. The viewers, Brian just had a stroke. Do the Chuck Brown. Do the Chuck Brown. Another one. Count it. Brian, give me a ding.

We need a Chuck counter. A ding? Give me a sound effect. Pick. What was that you have to you have to pick a good one because we're gonna play it with every chuck uh okay there it is um mine uh yes no that's it a hundred percent you have to do that okay that works that works for me what's your list my number one would be the cat daddy uh because i like doing like the wheelchair is an all-time move uh we're not we're not making any songs that you said to ring uh number two would be the dougie because uh nothing makes you look whiter than the dougie

but i don't really care um yeah teach me how to dougie uh number three oh man uh number three would be the uh the jerk you're a jerk it's called the reject actually is it okay my bad my bad and then my fourth one would just be like the tossing it up and hitting the whoa just anywhere in places that are not the dance floor. So grocery store. That's fourth? I feel like I've seen you do that one way more than the rest of them. It's fair. I honestly kind of just went one through four.

I'm trying to fill the fourth slot and four should be number one. But the list is the list is how i ranked it okay sweet well now that we uh had that hot topic covered because i know that callers were asking for it uh back to kristen's stuff did anyone say she was going to be an avenger because i don't remember that at all no i don't think so i think you made that up kristen maybe but also if i say it happened it didn't happen because it's marvel related so yeah no i mean i am skeptical about your memory on marvel stuff so i agree with her on that and then also she agreed that sparkling water sucks and she's like full-blood italian and both her parents are too so like i take that as a win

because freaking everyone in europe drinks sparkling water and it's disgusting i mean i don't think that she's the spokesperson on oh she is but no she is she's a pr person for water as a whole for the planet big water big water known as the ocean i hate you oceans are bringing me down. Alright, so like both Denise and Kristen, there's a link in the description of every episode you can call in. Leave a message or yell at us. Insult Corey. More people need to do that.

We'll put him in the episodes. My self-esteem is too high lately, so please do it. Corey's been saying he's loaded a little bit too much. Baked potato loaded. Bang, yeah. Please do it. Corey's been saying he's loaded a little bit too much. Baked potato loaded. Bang, bang. Oh, Zach, quick question for you.

No, I don't put chili on my baked potato. Next question. Is that a Midwest thing? It's a Wendy's thing, I think. You can get chili on your baked potato. I'm going to tell you right now, I'm not going to get a baked potato from any fast food company. Luckily, I think Wendy's is the only one that sells the baked potato i'm gonna tell you right now i'm not gonna get a baked potato from any fast food company luckily i think wendy's is the only one that sells the baked potato so i think you just have to boycott wendy's i can't do that though i'll boycott that on the wendy's menu that's true i think yeah baked potato kind of i love one

she's that ginger biatch my ginger biatch alright so we each have a topic or question or something that we're gonna go round table on so which one of you losers wanna go first me me me me me me me me mine's dumb alright Corey

make it really dumb so mine don't look as stupid alright well I'll try my best as always so mine is a question what's a body part that you wouldn't mind losing

visible so are you asking me like your spleen or like your liver or something? Right, correct. We'll go visible outside of the... On the epidermis. Yeah, thank you.

If I say eyebrows, is that specific enough? Or it has to be like all of your hair? I would say if you're going to... Okay, I would say if you're going to go with eyebrows, it has to be like all of your hair i would say if you're gonna okay i would say if you're gonna go with eyebrows it has to be all of your hair you can't just pick like one part of your hair the one hair on my arm on my left yeah exactly that one like i'm gonna go ears so you can't hear you just want to be dead no no so you're gonna go holes in the head yes the visible part of my ears are gone but they're the holes in my head are still there

so i can hear stuff i can put some little fake ears on if i really want to just kind of like super loom on there they'd be still get the reception ears would you like have fun with it or would you just try to be like generic like everybody else who has ears in this planet i would go with like animal ears can be some like cat ears on the side of my head just like triangles sticking out just really confuse people did you see there's like a deer show on netflix like a guy's part deer part human there you go you can do deer ears with antlers okay i'll say the antlers kind of make the deer the deer thing more than

I feel like you could pick out deer ears they're the ears that like just flap real quick well the clear answer is you gotta have different ears for every occasion like you gotta have your formal ears your party ears, your going to the library ears your sleeping ears

can you tell me what your party ears would be out of all the prosthetic ears you could have? Gotta go with the Dumbo ears, right? They could fly. You could fly with them. Just hear everything at the party. Smack some people with them. Start some fights.

I'm thinking you could get some gauges in them too. Just really confuse people. Pretend you're hard for some reason and you decided to just expand your lobes for no reason. Really fit in with Hot Topic. What do you mean pretend you're hard? Pretend you're hard like your streets. Pretend you think you're hard like they think they are.

Stop saying hard. I don't like that. Oh. Tough. Say tough. All right, callers, call in and just say hard for Corey, and I'll put it in the episode. Or like whisper it. Yeah.

Just hard. Yeah, just like that. All right, what potty part are you losing, Zach? Are nipples too small like are too depends on how small yours are for the viewers they're pretty wide set i mean i think they're pretty things almost in your armpit yeah they're a little yeah they're a little slabby like they look like they come off a nice pepperoni salam like i'm not i don't think they're close to the pep.

Maybe like a lunchable salam. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. I think that's the obvious-ish answer. I mean, I think it is, so I'm going to say no, you can't do that. Ah, fine. No fun.

There's no function to it. Can't milk you. I've got nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? While you're thinking. Yeah, I was kind of going to rely on that. Yeah. You set it up.

So what are you getting rid of? So I didn't think about it too much. Ears did cross my mind. But because you said that kind of. And you already can't hear, so that's unfair. Yeah, hence why it's like, it's kind of cheating on my part. I'll say... Chin.

So, I thought about that, to be honest. I really did. But like, what would that even, what would that look like? Like, if your chin's just gone? Your teeth have no jaw jaw so they're just kind of like flabby so you can't your jaw manually push the bottom of your jaw up to chew food i think that might be the worst one you could do i'll go i'm trying to think of something like really obscure oh can i say belly button can i be kyle xy no because that's worse than nipples

yeah it's the nipple for your for your lower half that's fair that's hey i'm just here to ask questions you know um do your butt crack i was just thinking i was just thinking your butt like if i just went flat back to your you're losing like a big pro for some ladies though and like comfort yeah but i'd rather be i'd rather be i'd rather have my ears i'll go left arm the whole thing i guess i could probably pick up yeah um i'll go pinky then my left pinky see now I feel like that's too small once I said left arm. Yeah, I'd go both pinkies.

Okay. I'll go both pinkies. That's kind of fun. I'll look like a crab. I'll do a lot of, like, pinching. Or just, like, look like a mad Italian all the time. Ah, why is the sparkling water salt okay that works

there's no rules there's no rules on the answers for these yeah although I told Zach he can't take away his nipples we want the nipples alright Zach you had time to think the people need the nipples your neck

I would probably you look like the dude from 90 day fiance where his shoulders are on his ears our king that dude would be a tank in high school football he has a built-in cowboy collar he's not getting any neck issues doesn't exist that's unfair just as i just spear people left and right. Maybe that's how I got that. It just says like, instead of a low center of gravity is a negative center of gravity.

He's like built into the earth. Like a, like a weeble wobble, like a diglet. Dicklin three dicklets is a Doug Drio, a Dick Drio. I'd probably go with the toes

on one of my feet. All of them? If I can do Corey's thing, I'll take my two pinky toes. This is stupid. Exactly. I said both my ears. It's not our fault you're dumb. I think if you say toes, it has to be all of them. That's fine.

All of whatever. I just feel like I wear shoes more dumb. I think if you say toes, it has to be all of them. That's fine. I'll do all of whatever. Okay. I just feel like I wear shoes more often. Like, I'm not running anywhere. Like, I don't. Because what you need your toes for is to push off. I feel like I could get away with. Don't you need your toes for balance?

Isn't that like a thing? Yeah. It's a wife's tail. It's like dogs don't need their tails for balance. You're comparing a dog's tail to people's toes yeah same thing you have 10 you have 10 tails on your feet that's why my toes wiggle when i'm happy yeah exactly um i think you definitely need your toes to be able to just stand up straight there's no way you'd lean forward it wouldn't be able to like stop yourself zach try to not use your toes next time you walk i mean i want to but videotape

it i want to see what happens for all the viewers for all the viewers oh um can i get rid of my taste buds or my tongue okay you have to go no but but you can get rid of your uvula my vulva which one is the question for the girls if you're gonna lose one body part wait is a vulva one lose one body part oh no my. The vulva is a sexy thing. My bad. My bad. I flipped around. I flipped around to the U and the V.

They're basically the same letters. All right. The title of the episode is the vulva is the sexy thing. Vulva versus uvula. Uvula is the thing on your throat. Okay. They're literally instead of two of two v's there's two u's it's it's literally the same word but they're we agree they're wildly different things right it's literally the same thing well we can find out girls is the uvula and the vulva the same thing there's also the answer but please yell at zach there's also a hidden body part called the vulva the combination the weenus the weenus yeah the my weenuses you can touch it but nobody can feel it

is that the title of your book? That sounds like a really sad book. Well, that's your life, man. My autobiography. Assuming I could go to a sperm bank beforehand and load up, I wouldn't mind losing a ball. It has to be both. The rules are if you say one thing, it's all of it. Yeah, that's why I had to lose both pinkies and not all my fingers well all right we're back to this all right zack's losing his balls cool got it well no i'm not that's my final answer i'm just saying i like

i wouldn't i'd like i could i could final answer. Balls or no balls? No balls. I like, well, no, I want no balls. I want my balls. All right. We polled the audience. That's the wrong answer. Oh my god.

Would you do nose? No, because I feel like I have to pick a different one. Just be like a Voldemort looking ass? Yeah. I don't know. We could do fake noses. Yeah, exactly. And then I could have clown nose.

This is the thing about the thing. I'm actually taking it back. You can't put fake ears on. If you lose your ears, you got to do with the holes in your ears. Why? Why? You can't be doing fake ears. I'm giving you fake balls no you were yes yeah you get like one big one one small one one's like a disco why i want one

big one it's like a bluetooth speaker if they like the answers to alexa i actually want that i'm gonna pick that i get like a nice set of get like a nice set of truck nuts but it's just like you just attach it down there i mean so they're silver gold plated i love gold hey alexa turn my balls on they like warms them up for you not a not a what's the google one what do you say hey google yeah one of both i feel like the balls market the fake balls market's more of a google thing that's true because they would do they would do on the day that they invented them you would go to google and the two o's would just be their fake balls all right june 8 2022. Go to google.com.

There's going to be a ball sack on the front page and we're getting the money from it. Google, call us. Leave us a voice message. We'll only take like 2% of the profits and we will leave you alone after that. Hey, Corey. Great question. Hey. I'm proud of you.

Thanks. Except that all three of us are losing our balls now because apparently we're ball entrepreneurs. Or are we gaining fake balls? Oh. Hmm. And are we also losing the chance of unplanned pregnancies? Someone could rob a sperm bank. True.

But if they're going through that much effort i'm like go for it cory well hold on do you think hold on do you think like a sperm bank do you think they how do you think they label it do you think they put like c myers like on the on the container or do you think they just like assign you a number it's like amazon there's gonna be a barcode and then i'm in the system and then they have little robots go and pick them up when anybody wants to go. Withdrawal. After they get their cashier's check, like most banks. I think sperm banks should always be random.

If you're willing to go there, you should not get to pick. It should just be luck of the draw. If you're willing to go there, you should most definitely get to pick. No, no, no. Could you imagine how fun that would be? You just don't know. No, because it's permanent, man. This isn't the sims you got like jeffrey dahmer's child yeah like what unless it was like we vetted everybody

no one has any health conditions they're all like six foot tall have great sats sorry cory you're out and uh they hate the gilmore girls then i'm good but like they don't meet those criteria i'm out but i feel bad for the for the for the sperm buckets that have been there for like uh for like like the longest time it's like the puppy who doesn't get adopted that turns into like a dog and it's like eight year old and it's never been adopted because it's too old and everyone wants everyone with the puppies everyone wants the the tall blonde hair i don't think you get an email from the sperm bank every time somebody doesn't pick your sample you don't like sorry mike uh yeah they didn't pick you again don't worry you'll hear from us later today they definitely they definitely like keep all the samples in like a big bank vault right like

it's like a big one of those big doors yeah it's a safety deposit box also yeah don't say bucket next time you talk about this you're overestimating the amount of sperm you need to donate at a sperm bank. Oh, they should do a dunk tank. Next question. Next question. Somebody ask yours. As a fundraiser. Come on. Who wouldn't want to dunk somebody? No, it'd be called the spunk tank. Megan, stop.

Megan, stop. Alright, ladies, call in if you want guys I think we could raise a lot of money and we could get it to get that poor soul who never has had a sperm actually used to create a baby just like

get him some like reparations money he deserves some money back for just being frowned upon for the last... The guy who's getting the emails saying who's not picking them? Yes. Yeah. I mean, maybe just don't have that policy, first of all.

No, no, no. We have to keep doing that. We got to keep him in check. He got way too confident when he got in here. All right. Well, we took a wild detour but we're staying we're keeping turning left zach interrupted me i had a great idea quarry and zach we're gonna make a new movie it's called ocean 69 they rob a sperm bank that's in the mgm grant

oh my god because there's famous people's sperm in there all the a-list celebrities and they're going in there steal it to then distribute it out to the less fortunate wait so it's like a robin hood scenario oh no we're robin hood in it we're robbing from the robbing the rich sperm to give to the poor yeah exactly you know your net worth is based on what sperm you wear that's not a wives tales it's true this is i don't it's a tough sell first of all also i think google's buying it after our prosthetic ball idea also just like pair that with a spunk tank we can also get that at the red carpet every celebrity has to walk through it are we thinking I think Google's buying it after our prosthetic ball idea. Also, just like pair that with a spunk tank.

We can also get that at the red carpet. Every celebrity has to walk through it. Are we thinking this is like an indie film? Are you talking like Warner Brothers like summer blockbuster? Zack Snyder is going to produce it. There's going to be a lot of explosions. Not fiery explosions. In 3D.

There's going to be a lot of explosions. There's's gonna be a lot of lens flare on some stuff damn it make it end spunk tank oh that's a good like frat brother name gonna be honest all right just like next week we'll introduce you as spunk tank if quimbo ever gained about 300 pounds i could call him spunk tank and it would it would stick it would stick well gotta say great question cory i'm proud of you i'm not we got to where we were because of you that's all because of you i'm nervous about where the next questions end us but put that on your uh put that on your resume zach do you want to take this one or do you want me to go uh you go first all right i have two different questions, both about fighting things. Do you want to go with the one about real things or the one about fake things?

Are you going to ask both of them and you're asking us which one to ask first? Oh, well, I was just going to ask one. Okay. We'll get to that one next week. Okay. Give us the not real one. Okay. Now, back in the not real one. Okay.

Back in the day, N64, you guys played Super Smash Brothers, right? Yes. Or OG version. Okay. The roster is Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong, Link, Samus, Captain Falcon, Ness, Yoshi, Kirby, Fox, Pikachu, Jigglypuff.

Out of those 12, which of them do you think you could take in a fight? Let's just go down the list. Just rapid fire, go down the list. Luigi. Yes. He is the second tier brother. I could dominate Luigi emotionally before I get to him physically.

What about sexually? It sounds like you're doing that. He's tying him up and put him in mario's last name is mario that's why they're the mario bros it's mario mario and luigi mario so that's that's why they're called the mario bros i think we need a fact check on that it's definitely 100 true let me factor but yeah i think uh i think uh luigi because like i feel feel like just Mario just bullies him. Like, hey, Luigi, you're a green bag of shit. You know why?

Because you're green and you're a bag of shit. I agree with that. Yeah, I remember him saying that. Seems like a bitch. Guys, you're overlooking. He can shoot green fireballs out of his hands. Eh. Okay.

You glad with that? Right here. Full name. Mario Mario. What what this is a random occupation plumber that's so stupid but okay the more you know uh i think i take luigi is too uh he's got the fireballs but like they move real slow you can kind of hop over him i feel like he's like three foot tall those fireballs are close to the ground isn't he's also 2d Yeah, but Mario's like one foot tall. He's also 2d so I could just kind of like move a little bit to the left

Shuffle turtles are taking them out and not even like menacing turtle boy or mushroom point Goomba shoot shoot. I'm also gonna apply that to mario too because mario doesn't do shit either he's a little beefier though and also still has fireballs little beefcake mario beefcake mario that's his full name well apparently mario is five foot one and 198 pounds. Beefcake. Wow. Built like an 11-pound bowling ball. His gloves are made out of concrete, apparently.

Amara just comes up to you and says, these hands work. These are hands of work. These are hands of work. So Luigi got a couple extra inches. My boy Luigi's um five two he's one inch taller and he's only 183 pounds and he's between the ages of 24 and 26 oh we got youngin they don't know his exact age it's like fighting 10 year olds again we got them too yeah they're dead those are my first two of like i'm good and then the roster gets a gets a little tough again uh donkey kong no no i i don't think i get

i don't think i could beat up harambe can we get a fact check on his height though i'm gonna look up right even if he's like three foot tall i think i'm getting thrown through a wall but he also can't even beat up mario So maybe he's a little weak piece of crap. And maybe we could take him. No. No, Donkey Kong is 7 foot 10 inches tall and 362 pounds. I'm not stepping foot in the ring. I'm running away.

No wonder he beats up Mario left and right. Yeah, unless if I could somehow take his tie and choke him out with it somehow. Like, that's the only thing i think i could do his neck muscles at seven foot one 360 pounds is way too strong for you to even try to do that i mean what if his signature was literally punching you into the ground when you can't move yeah let's move on that's an easy answer i'm sorry i did not expect that height thing to be as big as it was oh my god it's like two marios all right we got link uh one he can't really speak so he must have a little bit of like a mental problem going on so like strategy wise you might be able to work your way around it

i feel like i feel like you got that but he also can bolt bombs out of like his back pocket has a boomerang and a sword swords and like a chain link like thing that he just like ropes you in grapple hook dog whatever so i don't think i got it unless i get like a gun which i don't think that's fair i think you got whatever's on your body at the time i think link's gonna tear me to shreds yeah i think if i if i have no weapon yelling i mean the guy's got a sword he's got bombs he's got a bow and arrow and he's got a shield i'm pretty i'm pretty dead i agree militia all right ness he's i'm gonna guess he's three foot tall dude's about 12 years old he can shoot electricity though that's kind of a problem and he's got a baseball bat doesn't he also have like

fire he's kind of like loaded in the freaking that's kind of a problem. He's got a baseball bat. Doesn't he also have fire? He's kind of loaded in the freaking game. That's true. It only goes like a foot, though. Also, definitely forgetting about the yo-yo, which comes in big time. True. He's 5'2", according to this. He's 5'2". I think essentially if we beat Mario, we can beat Ness.

It's like the whole 10-year-old thing all over again. How old is he? But a 10-year- old with a baseball bat this is ness is 13 years old according to the earth bounds player guide a little bit bigger but it's there's only one of him that's true could i do the thing where i like stick my hand out and hold his forehead and he just he just swings underneath me and can't hit me until he tires out yes is that just that a strategy? Just take his hat. He seems pretty attached to that. Yeah, I think I could. Because, I mean, yeah, I think I could. If I get, like, close to Ness,

the problem would be if Ness can keep me at a distance and shoot the lightning at me. If I can get up and close in person, I think I can take him down. We got it. I think we're three for three. Also, that lightning doesn't seem like it hurts that much. It seems like a little, like...

Little kiss? A little, like... You ever have those, like, that, like, trick gum where you pull it and it, like, z like little kiss a little like you ever have those like that like trick gum where you pull it and it like zaps you like that's what i'm thinking of when i see the little like true that he zaps out uh i really want them to replace this character that just holds out gum and like zaps people all right we got samus next i think it's a pretty clear uh oh for three because she has a giant beam cannon and armor yeah so we can just move on on that one yep sam yep okay yoshi dude's thick boy also how big is he because he's a dinosaur so he could be like 20 feet tall

i'm gonna hope that the game guy does not give him another seven foot one yeah donkey no so this is this is strange because you know how like mario rides yoshi they only say yoshi's only like four foot seven and mario was five foot one they also only say animal cruelty my guy they also say his alignment whatever this means is neutral good whatever that makes sense you don't you don't you don't you haven't seen the chart it's like neutral good lawful good chaotic evil those kind of things okay oh okay yeah he's neutral good were you thinking like back alignment yeah i didn't know what they meant the alignment of his hips does not have hip dysplasia yeah um yeah yeah we're taking him out yeah he's dude has like he's dead see how big this dude's nose is hit that thing mile away break that thing left and right yeah easy target five we're taking mario

on and mario's riding that thing around yeah i think i'm pretty confident wait we're taking mario and yoshi on the same time no i'm just saying if we can if we decided we could take mario since they're such good friends i assume like yoshi i assume yoshi's watching us like decapitate mario this is like this is like my philosophy with like the 10 year olds it's like if i rip the head off of one of them the other ones get scared and you say no originally i feel like mario and yoshi have feelings right like they have feelings of companionship so if they see me like take on one of them and you know kill the kill one of them like they're probably pretty down with the he'd rather it be feared technique than love.

Yes. I'd rather people would fear how much I love them. Fear how much you love them? Yeah. That's called stalking, dog. That happens. That is a real life event that people get in trouble for. are going to jail uh yikes okay uh captain falcon dead i'm just a gun he's a fist no he's a fist yeah he's a fest that

kind of catches on fire oh i was thinking and a foot. Yeah, not Star Fox. He's coming up. Captain Falcon, though. Dude, Captain Falcon should be in that. Captain Falcon should be the NBA. My guy is six foot eight inches tall. Ugh. Why are these characters massive? They also say he's roughly 310 pounds. My guy is thick.

My guy's a left tackle. My guy's a left tackle. He's a linebacker, but like 30 years from now, when like stairwards. His alignment is chaotic good. Nice. I kind of wish I read the ready alignments for the rest of them. I will going forward, though. Yeah, there's no chance I'm surviving Captain Falcon.

Yeah, I wasn't expecting his combine to be as good as it was, but. His Falcon punch, man. Wait, do you want to hear his full name? Yes. Captain Falcon Mario Douglas J Falcon Dougie J Dougie J that makes him a lot less intimidating than Captain Falcon

maybe that's how we get to him just be like hey Doug he's also a professional racer yeah F-Zero baby that was like the original NES game that he came from He's also a professional racer. Yeah. F-Zero, baby. Mm-hmm. That was like the original NES game that he came from.

Yep, yep, yep. Which they've never made another one from. All right. Last four. Kirby. I think this one's tricky because I think he's tiny, but he could just eat everybody. So I don't know how you'd fight back on that.

I mean... But... Doesn't he get everybody's power? So then if he's going to do that, what does he get from us? Because I'm not really providing that much. Crippling depression. Does he... Yeah, I don't know what I'm getting...

What am I giving him? Like... A Midwestern accent? Bad knees and a thick chicago accent zach what's your alignment that's what he gets your back alignment yeah yeah slightly to the left what was the thing that i said that was gonna be my autobiography like oh you can touch it but like touch it it might not feel it. But doesn't feel anything? Yeah. Is that what Kirby gets? He just loses all feeling in his body from you?

Yeah, that'd be kind of dope because then nothing would hurt. And then you could just randomly get internal bleeding and die. But only emotionally. So he just... Kirby is also chaotic good, but he is only 8 inches tall. What? Alright, I'm gonna step on that idiot.

Right? This game, the scale in this game is completely off. There's no way Donkey Kong is 7 foot 10 and Kirby's 8 inches. I'm looking at the facts, man. What do you want me to say? 8 inches radius, diameter, circumference, what are we talking to say eight inches radius diameter circumference

what are we talking i feel like it well he's a perfect sphere so it doesn't really matter it's all the same i mean eight inches is the tallest diameter diameter okay there raised before all right all right if he's eight inches diameter i think we could yeah just step on him and i don't think he could actually eat us i'm gonna feel really dumb did kirby get its name from the kirby vacuum or did the like vice versa one of the creators of it one of the like uh original members of like nintendo last name was kirby and they named after him okay i was gonna really fuck me up i don't think the vacuums came before nintendo nintendo's pretty old yeah Yeah. Alright, I feel like we're about 50% on killing everybody, so that's

pretty good. Alright. Pikachu. He's also probably going to be like 10 inches tall. Yeah, dead. I will die. Well, you were saying Ness' electricity is not going to hurt you. Yeah, but Pikachu's will. He's taking down Charizard, dude.

That's not me. That's fair. Yes, he could take down a Charizard. He's only one foot tall, but he's a mouse, and I don't like mice. And then he's also an electric mouse, and I don't like electricity coursing through my veins. He's just going to run by your feet, and you'll be like, ah! Jump on a desk. Pretty much.

Pretty much. I think it's 50-50. I think you can get a lucky hit in before he gets you i could kill 10 mice in a round forever electric electric mice um yeah i should wear rubber boots well just rubber boots no nothing else yeah because he's a foot tall he ain't hitting anything else i mean i'm just gonna run over and punt that thing through the field goal doesn't he like send lightning down from the sky at you so like what i just like be in a building where's the fight you said it's in a building i don't know what if he takes it to the streets meridian city exactly no me outside how about that

catch me outside dude how do you get every quote at least 50 to 80 wrong it's not good because i also do it at work people will tell me something and I'll repeat it back to them and it's like pretty close to what they said, but not really. I take a lot of notes at work for that reason. Kind of affects my performance. All right. Pikachu's going to kill us, I guess. Except for me because I'm going to wear rubber boots. I'm going to fight him in a building like a smart person.

All right, we have two left. Jigglypuff. Similar to Kirby. But, we have two left. Jigglypuff. Similar to Kirby. But she can sing you to sleep. But I don't have ears from the last question, so I'm good to go. You two both are screwed because you just don't have balls. She can still beat you up and put you to sleep and then punch you off a cliff. But didn't you say that you could still hear?

But like not as good. So you have my hearing. Yeah, she'll'll make me sleepy she won't like put me to sleep but how is she how is she dispatching of me so she puts me to sleep is she just kind of pushing me until i fall off the edge yeah she takes a knife and she stabs you 200 times yikes she's dark look at her there's pain behind those eyes her alignment is chaotic chaotic chaotic that's not how it works but behind those jiggly eyes the the remix of the kelly clarkson song behind those hazel eyes you didn't get the joke i didn't she's kind of got uh corey's hair when he gets drunk yeah a little swoop in the front.

We'll call you Jigglypuff whenever you get drunk. That'll be your alter ego. You think there's like a Jiggly buff, like a guy version? There's Wiggly tough. That's true. I swear there's Jiggly buff in the cartoon. I swear there is. Are you sure they're not just saying Jiggly puff?

No, no, no, no, no no no no no no gigglypuff no i swear there's jigglypuff in the movies and it's just like a dude version of it like you said all right so you win and you're losing i'm winning yeah i'm winning all right i can oh yeah i can wake up it's fine just stay away from cliffs you'll be all right yeah you can't roll you there I can wake up. It's fine. Just stay away from cliffs. You'll be all right. She can't roll you there.

All right. The last one is Fox. Dead. It's kind of a... Man has a gun. A gun. Next question. That's the original 12. I think we're beating Mario and Luigi.

We're dying to Donkey Kong, Link, Samus, and Captain Falcon. But we're beating mario and luigi we're dying to donkey kong link samus and captain falcon but we're beating ness yoshi kirby jigglypuff then we're losing to fox and maybe pikachu so we're pretty like 50 50 six are gonna kill us six will lose hell yeah okay so we we could be in the original super i'll tell you right now though if we're gonna do like a tag team thing and the three of us are a team i I am not going in the ring with Donkey Kong. I'll tell you that right now. That's when you jump off the ship and just lose one of your lives and just call it a game. It's fine.

I refuse. Yikes. All right. Zach, you are up. To take us home, let's talk about gas stations slash convenience stores and the snacks that you purchase from there when you're on a road trip.

I have a question immediately. Are we talking like Sunoco or are we talking Sheetz slash Wawa? I don't know what either of those mean. You don't know what Sheetz or Wawa is? I don't know what a Wawa is. You don't know what Sheetz or Wawa is? Well, I know what a Wawa is. I know what a Wawa is.

You know what a Sunoco is? No, what's a Sunoco? Like a Sunoco? Or like an Exxon? Yeah, like a BP or like a, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gas stations. Yeah, if there's gas, if you can get gas there, it's a gas station.

But like Sheetz and Wawa are like restaurants at this point okay so you can't get like a sub sandwich or like okay from there so it's packaged no sheets no wawa we're like going grunge the gas station where there's like kind of a homeless guy outside who's gonna ask you to buy alcohol 50 50 shot the bathroom works that type of thing yeah yeah yeah okay so let's do okay go ahead yep just go i was gonna give categories but i like just just just do what you're ordering no no because if you get a lot do we need guidance no i don't know i like this what is our what is our budget are we like six year old and we're like on a car trip and our parents like hey go buy snacks or are we like no just now and like

cory said he's loaded so he can just buy whatever he wants yeah i mean like i'd say like limited but like what you would typically get on like your ideal like four to five snacks or whatever you would get okay i'm going the uh fritos twists the like honey barbecue ones good call anyone great i'm going mountain dew because it's a drive regular uh code red obviously gamer fuel exactly um what else did i get i i like the cheetos puffs those are always good i feel like i'm missing something sweet you i hate you um wow i jumped into this too early i didn't have five ready to go gas station i'll say slushy because like it's gas station oh you took my answer and then but you already you already got a mountain dew that's your one drink well maybe i want the slushy so that way after i drink those two drinks i can pee in the slushy cup. Boom. Road trip.

Okay. You have to have a pee cup ready to go, just in case. Good call. So I need one more. I like those. Some camel cigarettes. No. No, thank you. The roll of the

Hostess Donuts, the little small mini. Which ones? Powdered, chocolate, or mixed? There's the cinnamon ones. Chocolate. Powdered is a lot for the car. Those get too melty on the drive, bro.

Your finger's all nasty. I'm not putting it on a heated seat, my guy. You have heated seats, you liar. But I'm not going to put it on it. I'm going to put my fake nuts that I have on it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, your fake nuts are the heated seed. Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that was like off the dome, and I'm pretty pumped about that. Okay. Brian, go ahead. Cool. Well, you stole my answer on what drink you'd get. What kind of slushy'm getting kind of slushy what kind of slushy for both of you all right raspberry lame so i worked at the movie theater

we had strawberry lemonade icies the best icy i have ever had strawberry lemonade i've never seen it since or before that good luck getting in a gas station then my guy um we're in our imagination my guy i get whatever i want my guy get out of here all right so i'm getting strawberry lemonade slushy the largest size they have then we're going sour patch kids my one category of snacks is sour oh don't uh cory no. No, I mean, obviously. It's a great choice. I was tempted to take that away from you because I knew you would say it. And then, but not watermelon. Watermelon ones suck.

I don't care what anyone says. Give me the regulars. Maybe the blue. Throw it in there. Do you like the peach drinks? There's a mystery flavor right now. No. I don't like peach.

Give me some sour worms, maybe. Sour straws. Those are fine. Peach drinks? Hell no. Then I'm going chocolate category. Chocolate covered pretzels. Never go wrong.

Like Zach said, they're going to melt and get everywhere and it's going to suck. But that'll taste better than a chocolate covered donut because those donuts are hella average. Dry as hell. You got no milk to dip them in. You in a car that's a bad choice dipping then donuts in milk yeah yeah yeah it's not a crazy thing it's not crazy but like that's not i can eat chocolate donuts without it and they're dry as hell and then you like kind of choke on the crumbs, and then you die. So you don't want to go down that route. So the next category is peanut butter. I'm going Reese's Sticks,

specifically the Sticks. The cups are good. Sticks are highly underrated. And my fifth category, I have no idea what I'm going to get, and I've been trying to vamp for a time and think while I'm talking, and I could not come up with anything.

The fruit at the register. Yeah. Give me one of the burritos that's just sitting there rolling for the past 12 days. Oh, the taquitos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Taquitos are great. I don't think I've ever actually had one from a gas station because I do not trust myself that much

and do not want to poop myself while in the car. Has not happened to me yet. I'm going to try to make that not ever happen. I feel like you picked two chocolate items that will both get melty. So when I'm in the car, I put the AC on full blast for pretty much the entire trip. So I'm good. That's not the option apparently.

It is because I wasn't the one who got rid of my nuts and replaced them with heaters. So sucks. I'm going to go to the register and they're gonna be like what do you want and I'm like? Cuz I can't actually hear anything because I don't have ears, but my chocolate won't melt it'll be good I'd like that okay For my drink I'm gonna pick two I'm going to pick a blue nipple top Gatorade and a

light Arnold Palmer half and half light? yeah I like the well if they have a full strength one I'll take it definitely not the zero one the zero calorie ones are gross I'll treat myself full strength Arnold Palmer half and half um then i think i have two uh i think i'm gonna have like two of

like each category for like my salty snack i'm gonna do uh honey mustard snyder's hand over of handover pretzels um like little like nubs delicious and i'm also gonna do sour cream and cheddar to lay ruff and cheddar ruffles. Love it. Your breath after this is going to be running hot. Watch it down with Blue Gatorade. That's right. For my candy,

I'm going with peanut butter M&M's and then Lifesaver gummies. Lifesaver gummies are my favorite gummy candy. They're my favorite gummy candy. They're my favorite movies, like theater candy. My favorite road trip candy. They're pretty simple, won't make a ton of mess, and they're delicious. What color is your favorite?

I think it's like red, white, green, orange. Well, it's the gummy ones. There's no white ones, I don't think. I think it's like green, orange, red, and... I think it's a white and... Maybe there's a white one. I like orange. I think it's my favorite. Sure, sure, sure. And then, if I'm feeling really adventurous, I'll get a, if I want something quick, the first thing I eat would be one of the Toll House

ice cream sandwich cookies from the freezer section, from the little freezer. Oh, I didn't even think about ice cream. Can I just change all mine to five ice creams? I just really like ice cream guys I feel like those are gonna melt that's why you gotta eat that first you gotta eat it like on your way to the register and just pay for it

yeah I just hang out with the homeless guy out front and just like sit out in the cold and eat all five of them and then like then get on the way of my road trip why don't you take him with you the homeless guy find him a bar get on the way of my road trip. Why don't you take him with you? The homeless guy?

Yeah. Find him a bar to be the bathroom attendant. Joke's on you. He is the bathroom attendant. Just the bathroom's outside and against the wall. He sits there and offers you cigarettes. His name is Big Dick. Could you imagine meeting a homeless guy outside trying to give you deodorant

and then he says my name's Big Dick. That is a terrifying gas station. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, I don't want to go there. Sounds like they have good snacks though. So like 50 50 oh god no but all right that's all we got for this week those are questions boys we uh we kind

of got off track talked a little bit too much about uh female anatomy again so uh kristen and denise feel free to call in again We have plenty of questions more for you. The link is always in the description. Rate us five stars. And have a week. Corey sucks. Honk honk.