It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 2: Elsa, Sex Workers, and the Freakin' Catalina Wine Mixer

Episode Date: January 27, 2021

***WARNING*** Ruxxs audio sucks in this episode and you hear him breathe alot, its fixed in ep 3 and on. ***WARNING*** The boyos get into the drama with Victoria and Catalina on week four of the bachelor, the two NFL conference championship games, and how Cody has seen the worst movie of his life. Timestamps: 0:00:00 - 0:43:15 - Bachelor 0:43:15 - 1:06:30 - NFL Conference Championships 1:06:30 - Worst Movies Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It is Wednesday, my dudes. Boyos. Boyos. It's your boy, Rooks. We got Bryguy in the house. Yeah. We got Chubbly, a.k.a. Cody.

What's up? Cody doesn't care about you guys at all. And then we also have Corey Myers. What up, what up? We are going to kick things off. We had a steamy episode of Bachelor last night. A lot of terrible people. A lot of things to dive into.

Who's going to kick us off? Oh, you're kicking us off, man. That was the point of this. All right. I'm kicking us off. Start of the episode. This is so funny to me. So last episode, Sarah talks all this stuff to Matt, tells Matt, the girls are bullying me. This is the first time in Bachelor history that the bachelor themselves had zero reaction matt went he went

straight away to the other girls and was just like hey i'm like looking forward to this connection and it's like dude like a girl you were just interested in said she got forced out of the house and you don't care you just don't care at all yeah the whole episode he's so monotone and i hate it so much we said he's handsome squidward but he's also the personality of squidward where he's just like so deadpan doesn't care about anything hits all the bachelor like buzzwords on bachelor bingo and just shows no personality i hate it he's boring. Every single time a girl makes a joke, he goes, Yeah. It's terrible.

I got a bone to pick with you, Rooks, on that one because I did not notice it until you just ruined my life last week and mentioned it because that's all I heard on Monday, and it really just ruins the show a little bit. Shadow just laughs. Yeah, it's awful. That's all I can listen to. Hey, but don't worry though. The bullying won't end next week. It's over. It's fine.

Dude. Yeah, that's usually how it goes in Bachelor. They usually say, hey, no bullying, and everyone says, yeah, you know what, guys? We shouldn't do that. And then it ends. And then it's like all about finding love, you know? They would have to get rid of half the girls for the bullying to actually stop though i actually like it's i actually didn't pick up on what rooks was like i didn't pick up on him

completely ignoring like any sign of like bullying like yeah it's the first time ever because typically that's a huge storyline as a girl's like oh i got forced out especially like considering sarah like matt obviously like had something with sarah compared especially compared to like half the girls here yeah and she's like yeah i got forced out he's like damn that's crazy but like i'm gonna go talk to them like have safe like travels like i'll catch you later good luck with your whole like parents being sick and everything like you'll be fine but oh yeah so bad yeah i have and then yeah we move into this episode the the first group date was this what the like the squirrel oh no we're skipping we're skipping over the new chicks oh oh yeah yeah yeah no wait before that happens i just love so brian and i for those who don't know

brian and i watch together so we are you saying the rose ceremony thing because that happened later no no no no not the not the rose i was gonna say uh freaking classic bachelor move where anna i think it's anna is having conversation conversation, and she goes, well, I guess we can, like, there's no surprises to expect now with Sarah going home. Really just put it on a platter, tee it up for five new girls coming in. We got the, I need to look up who all is there because I only remember a couple classics.

We got number one, the Catalina Wine Mixer. She shows up. Queen number two. Loved it. Brittany is the one that made out with him when she walked up. The hooker. Got it. Sex burn.

Sex worker. Sex worker. We got Kim. Kim got the giant boot. Giant boot. gonna say right now kim literally got sent home because of what she was wearing yeah what was that outfit like i'm convinced she didn't know that the show was televised i'm convinced she was like oh wait there's cameras and then like she was like i'm wearing this like and they're like no no no get out there like it was like a really weirdly cropped crop top dress but it had like watermelons on it like what was the it was like a pattern it didn't make sense i don't want to really focus on it because it's gonna take scientists years to figure out what was going on and we're not gonna break it

down right pretty much just you have to understand fashion understand you guys just don't get it and you know what we're not a fashion podcast we'll leave that to those podcasts they'll be able to figure that one out but i don't think that's cody's segment for next week wait speaking of fashion before we even get to the new girls, I want to say it, and this might become a new segment because I went off about it last week, and it's fucking Victoria all over again. She has the Coca-Cola dead polar bear around her in a dress still. I think she was going for the Elsa Frozen look, but it just really came off like I'm again a little toddler girl who doesn't know

how to dress herself and it's it bothers me it really like it distract it's gotten to the point it's distracting me from enjoying the show and really understanding what's going on between their conversations because i'm like i just stare at it i'm like what like what's what's wrong she was a hundred percent going for that look because at one point when she took catalina wine mixers crown somebody was like well elsa doesn't wear a crown and she's like oh you're right and then 100% going for that look. Because at one point when she took Catalina Wine Mixer's crown, somebody was like, well, Elsa doesn't wear a crown. And she's like, oh, you're right. And then she puts it down on the table.

She doesn't even get it back to her. She puts it down on the table. I thought she was going to snap it, to be honest. I really thought she was going to snap it. I was expecting a nice toss to the side. That would have been wild. Yeah, I was expecting her to throw it. Dude, even her just taking it off her head is already so disrespectful. No, and then her not

giving it back is like genuinely what sealed it for me i was like oh my god you're a psychopath i'm not surprised at all though because she's just a caricature of herself of just how mean she could possibly be i kind of love it it's's horrible, though. It's horrible. Speaking of her, this is like, Katie talking to her in the beginning literally sealed the deal for me that Katie is far and away my favorite person on the show. Yeah. Thousand percent. Victoria tried so hard to piss Katie off, and Katie was sitting there just like, I don't know what you're talking about. She was just like, she was not letting her like, she shut it down. Victoria brought up the dildo trying to like low blow her.

And Katie was like, yeah, I'm comfortable with that stuff. I'm not insecure about it. Well, the best part of that conversation was Katie saying like, the best part of that conversation was Katie saying like, so what is the end goal of this conversation? Like you're talking to just talk like, and she's just like, I'm never gonna, you know, we're never gonna see eye to eye, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, you know, short pause.

So, like, what? Like, what? It was so great. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it shut her down really quickly, and I don't think anyone else in that house would have actually done that. That's why she, like, destroyed Sarah

and any other girl that's gonna come to her, Victoria's going to just wreck and it's going to be great but horrible but yeah no katie's top tier right now for sure off the bat with the new girls we'll go back to it since i'm the one who jumped us around do you guys i guess i have two questions do you think one there is any of them have a shot coming in what like three or four weeks late to i guess he picked michelle for the one-on-one who is a new girl do you think that's like first of all like in my opinion i don't think he owes anything to anybody because it's a show about finding like your own love whatever but like that obviously is gonna stir the pot do you think he like did like do you think that was the right decision?

Or do you think he should have been, like, you know what? I still need to figure out these other girls who've been here. So, we'll go, I mean, we could go around. So, like, Rooks, go ahead. Give your opinion if you want to hear it. Personally, I don't know if that's his choice. I don't, like, I haven't, I don't know if they, like, especially this early on, if they choose the one-on-ones or not. I'm, I'm assuming they like

just because like i don't i don't know why he would ever do this i mean maybe he is just that oblivious and it's like oh i don't think the other girls are gonna care about it but like i mean they also might have like been like pick one of the new girls but you can pick whoever you want like that type of deal as well yeah that's fair yeah true but um but yeah i like i don't what was the question again i'm all flustered thinking about it so so the the other one was do you think any of them i guess like do you think any of them have a real shot i think i mean i think michelle kind of like michelle like they seemed good on their date and he was like on their date he mentioned a lot like and like granted he says a lot of things where he's just saying like i think he said he's trying to just say what they want to hear but he said a lot of like you embody what i

would like wanting a wife and i know he said that before on the show but like with michelle he said it like a lot um yeah the other chicks cattle you know wine mixer i don't think there's any shot um do you think so this is where i think that she's kept in as a queen v queen producer decision like that's gotta be what that well i think i mean yes but no offense to the freaking catalina wine mixer i would say yes to that if like they her and victoria had clash in the beginning. But she was just like in shock with like everything Victoria's doing. Like she was just like, what the fuck is going on? So, yeah, she didn't react at all. I think Brittany, Brittany might go late.

Brittany's the potential sex worker, which we need to talk about that later. But Brittany, Brittany and what's the other one? Brittany and Michelle I think are the only two out of the new bunch that like actually have a shot. Cody, what are you thinking about? Well, I was going to say going back to Catalina being – I swear the last person, the final rose every week right now, at least early season, is going to someone who's going to cause TV drama. Last week it was Victoria. This week it was California, who was having an issue with Victoria.

Next week, probably the same thing. I mean, until you get later on... This is also something... Sorry to interrupt you, but this is also something I do actually know about the show. They don't choose the order they give the roses out. The roses, like, the show they don't choose the order they give the roses out the roses like that so he does he say like i want these 10 people and then the producers go you have to do them in this order i don't know like i i would need to confirm with uh some sources on this but i'm pretty okay i'm pretty sure they don't choose like the order especially like the

late like the last decision because that's always like the drama person what I'm really what I'm really like not confused what I really wonder is what happens like you know first night of the season last night he gets you know five new girls what happens if you forget somebody's name that's what I want they've talked about it before and it's happened before with some contestants where one time they did say the wrong name and the wrong person walked down and they had to be like no i met this person and that just hurts night one night one they'll have like he says he says he says name in batches so he says like he'll go back he'll pick people he likes they'll like

remind him of me because like for obviously first night he's like it's like 25 people or whatever stay like so they have them they have them go out like in batches say a few names and then they go back that's why like if you see like the rose ceremony it's like daytime by the end of it like in the beginning yeah and they have like cue cards with like their photo and their name so he actually knows who it is. Because there's always going to be three girls named Lauren, and it's just always going to be Kelsey. I'm convinced every single year they at least pick at least two girls with the same name, because they love doing the Serena P, Victoria F. Think of how many people apply for this show that they could have picked 25 girls with 25 different names.

Or there's just a lot of basic girl names that are repeated i mean so fair but all right thoughts on the new girls though i think rooks is absolutely wrong on michelle not having like a really great date he's so boring she seems so boring too like they're both just like they're too nice which means they like fit together way too well he quoted she knew a quote by maya angelo and he also didn't know it and it's like like there's she i agree the quote out rachel was like that's not your quote rachel is not happy though shout out rachel i mean at least she shout out my girlfriend she'll be in the podcast sometime she will be here at some point um

but well to rooks's point then so it was a good date if you're matt if you're a non-boring person it was not yeah okay i mean like making out in a hot air balloon seems pretty tight though like i'm down for yeah unless you're the guy who's controlling the hot air balloon where you're like, guys, like, chill. Like, we got a fire above us. Hot air balloons are small, too. He's inches away. Well, not even that. There's a guy controlling it.

There's the camera guy. And then there's them, too. So there's another guy in there, too. Do you think, at what point, how long does it go on before you're like, hey, guys, can I join in? What's going on? No. Camera person starts making out with the dude controlling the hot air balloon just to, like, get it on the hot air balloon. Don't forget all the GoPros hanging around. Hot air balloon orgy.

Burns describing a video that definitely already exists, just not on, like, public television. Cody Williams. You also got to watch your head for all the camera, like camera GoPros and whatever they're hanging up there. Swing around. They got like 18 different views. Dude, it would be so weird to be on that show with how many cameras there are. When Katie went out there to talk to him

at the end of the episode. I'm jumping ahead, but whatever. And he was with the sound crew or whatever. There's like 10 people around him all with mics and cameras and things. It would be so odd like let alone having the other girls you're talking to like in the room next to you or like standing around but also just having like an audience like if you're not good with like pda it would be the weirdest situation to be in we got a lot more to get through to get to that because i'm sure we all have a lot of points on that tons of things to say i i'm let me know if i'm skipping over anything but i think the next thing that happened in the show was we're talking the group date right so we're going

yeah squirrel stuff yeah squirrel hunting first of all can we talk about how and maybe chris harrison said it i can't remember brian keep me honest but it was not called find your nut the game was not called find your nut and that's a big mistake by everybody on abc because that's a huge missed opportunity really could have roped in a whole lot of viewers but you know that's just the way it was find your acorn not find your find your acorn just like it's just garbage producing at that point it's like it's so easy like why are you not going to get the low-hanging fruit no forethought they could have had so many more memes it was big big mistake by them my favorite part of that entire date i don't know i don't

remember which girl it was maggie no no i know maggie getting stuck was great that was hilarious okay but when they first started going one girl so they they have like paddles right to move forward you have to go both sides one girl just scream i forgot which one it's bothering me that i don't know which one it was one girl is just like mine's not working and she's literally just paddling on the right side and spinning in a circle it's like come on there's 15 there's 10 people around you doing this correctly like let's pick up some cues here in her defense i don't think any of us have ever paddled a pumpkin before you don't know my life so it may be a little confusing. I love fall activities.

I love fall girl activities. Pumpkin patch. Little lake action. Little pumpkin pond. Just like our ancestors used to ride these. Pumpkin pond. There he goes.

See, pumpkin pond and find your nut. Where are, like, are they hiring? Because we got winners over here. I don't know. Ridiculous. But the group date was, that part was whatever.

It was kind of funny. The better part was where they got to throw down and start actually hitting each other in the face. And start boxing. But was it better? Because the minute people connected with hits, Matt was like, whoa, people are going to get hurt punching each other in the freaking face? Are you kidding me? I didn't know hurt punching each other in the freaking face? Are you kidding me? I didn't know you hit each other in boxing. I do feel for him.

And a lot of the – all the bachelors had to deal with this where it's like there's something physical and people get hurt. There's no way Matt chose this date. Matt wasn't like, hey, how about you just send them all out? Just have them beat the shit out of each other. That's not his choice. And then he has to sit there and just watch them hit each other. I would feel very awkward. But he definitely chose sensual short stories.

100% here. Last one. Yeah, he did. Last week, sensual short stories. Oh my god, yeah. What a freaking 180, though. We're going to go sensual short stories this week next week punch each other in the face let's see what happens you gotta have range man also that's

how it that is why michelle got the one-on-one because they did not want her in the ring with the other girls she would have knocked every single one of them out what's the thing i with that range the line gets 70 arms the line above the girls who went to the boxing date like it was all the like the like more like the the more unathletic looking ones the ones that are like feisty yeah like oh i was so looking for when when rachel got called for this date i was so excited to see her get punched in the mouth and then like i saw the rest of the girls and i was like she honestly might even win and this sucks yeah did was victoria on that day she was on the squirrel that's what i would like literally claw people's

eyes out that's true either she would claw people's eyes out or like whoever she would go up against would find their rage because they'd be looking at victoria in the face and like she would go up against would find their rage because they'd be looking at Victoria in the face, and she would get... It's a free shot. Somebody may be wearing her as a coat instead of her wearing the polar bear on next Bachelor if she was in that ring. That's a little gruesome.

But yeah, they ended the tournament. It wasn't even a tournament. We were excited it was going to be a full tournament. we were talking like everyone fought once double a bracket style brian and i and then he was just like we see a cinderella story oh yeah it's typically it's always just like one person on like these physical dates gets hurt and then it's like over like that well and i guess in teichas like they didn't actually wrestle but it was like like Make it dodgeball. Ed was supposed to wrestle somebody and that's when he was like a baby and was like, oh, my shoulder

hurts. I can't wrestle anybody. And then, yeah, like Noah jumped the fence. Whatever. That's neither here nor there. But that's how it'd be on the show. I have never seen more two-handed punches and palm punches with boxing gloves. So many. So many double punches. I have never seen more two-handed punches and palm punches with boxing gloves. So many. So many double punches.

At one point, somebody called them boxing mitts. And you know, like, they should not be there if they're calling it a boxing mitt. That's kind of an old school way to call it, though. I don't think she meant it in a classic way. She's just a classically trained boxer, obviously. you couldn't see that in her form yeah but watching kit on a box of a classically trained boxer watching kit try to box but then in the background it's like chris harrison and he's like and kit with the huge like right jab or i don't

know what he said but like they try to like make the editing so good like they zoom it in zoom it out add some effects there's nothing going on there she's like a palm slap to the cheek there's so funny they had like the batman sound effects go and just like boom pow and everything it was it was awesome but yeah so that was dope that was that was an experience and then now let's move it all right or go ahead no i was gonna say then comes freaking rumor central so we're gonna i'll lay out the the the timeline right we're gonna go anna just saying like you know obviously not trying to ruin somebody's life but just casually mentioning that they might be a sex worker. And just really topping off the finale of the episode.

First of all, we were talking, Brian and I were talking, we were saying, you know what? Like, it happens every year. Somebody's a gossip queen where they're going to be like, oh, this one person sent me something that said that you did xyz and it just automatically is going to ruin their whole entire chance with anything both of them yeah yeah yeah it never works out being like the tattletale even how bad it is like you're always screwed unless you have like very concrete evidence it never never works out i think it was like two seasons ago on bachelorette there was one guy who had a girlfriend like the very first day and he got called out for it and like the person who like

told on him was completely fine because they had very concrete evidence and it was like our one but you're like four weeks into this i understand it's the new girl so it's like anna was like she's been around some wealthy guys so um okay any person who has their lips stuck to their upper and bottom teeth every time they talk anna aka the christmas nutcracker jesus christ relax goodness i mean it like look at her and tell me that she doesn't have a little hinge in her back that she's just there to crack the chestnuts all day it's terrifying here's what else i don't understand so anna knows this girl so one of her friends had or somebody along the line had to say hey this girl's going on the bachelor too wouldn't you find it suspicious if you get to the bachelor and she's not there

like you know you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah that is kind of it is kind of strange so like somewhere in the back of your mind people drop out readily like oh there's a possibility for new girls that's if like she actually did know this or you know you don't know she could have completely made it up or in hot take anna is hanging out with the same wealthy guys she's just trying to cover her own ass. That's the wealthy guys of Chicago are going to have big losses. She just has lower rates. All right, so we need to give a call to Zaddy Kircher and ask him if he knows these two girls in the Chicago area.

And if he's paying them. In no way, man. Yeah, we got some contacts on. Yeah. Absolutely. We play Apex every Thursdays. I was just going to say, I don't think Zaddy and Kersh are going to sell them. Thursdays? Fair, fair. For those wondering, Zaddy is a hot single in the Chicago area.

Well, he's mingling right now. Why are you going to sit here and tear him down like that, man? I mean, to my knowledge, he's a hot single in the Chicago area. She's like 6'5". They're going to have seven foot tall babies. Anyway, let's get back.

But I digress. I have a off topic sort of backwards. seven foot tall babies. Anyway, let's get back. But I digress. I have a off topic sort of backwards. Matt James is like 70% legs and Michelle is like 70% arms. And me and Corey agreed their children look like Gumby. They would just be

so stretchy and just all thin. So Amy, since she has seen Matt James, has called him Gumby since day one. That's so funny. Amy gets it. Amy understands. He's so – he was like a college receiver, so it makes sense. Yeah, he's a lanky boy.

But man, he's like – his fingertips touch his kneecaps. Like it's just a lot. He did well in the presidential toe touch tests in middle school. All I remember from middle school is the freaking pacer test, dog. We're gonna need a whole episode dedicated to the pacer test.

That can't just be like a one-off bit. We gotta talk about this. We can have the pacer test going on in the back And then we just talk faster every time it beeps? Yep. Talk faster? Breathing already comes in heavy at night. That's what I was gonna say too.

But. You have to finish a thought in between each beep. Circling back. This play with Anna and everything. Let's get to the meat and the potatoes of this. This, first off, if this girl, let's say she is a sex worker,

you came to Matt, or you're telling everybody, with zero evidence, and this is a crazy thing. This isn't like, oh, like, she has a boyfriend. This is like, no, she's a sex worker. You bring that up to Matt, and you two get called into a room, you know all she has to say to

get out of being a sex worker no i'm not a sex worker yeah like there's so much and that's just like a crazy accusation to make against somebody it's like that's the angle you're coming with and then anna on the group date they're all together and she starts talking to her about it it's like you're like this is how I know Anna's not a good person it's because she's like she doesn't see the weight in this at all and then she brings it up in front of everybody like yeah she could have pulled off she could have pulled her off and been like hey so I heard these wealthy men in Chicago blah blah blah blah blah which still... Maybe even pull Matt into the conversation, just so that way you know it's, like, whatever somebody else is seeing,

but, like, yeah, don't casually bring it up, like, in a family room table. She just brought it up in front of everybody. And then, like, my biggest issue with this episode is all the people chirping and, like, that have stuff to say, and this is, I mean, this is the same thing as when we go back to Sarah with, like, the people that were really jumping on her.

These people that have been there since day one are are like, I haven't had any time yet. Like, Anna said in one of her, like, short things, she was like, I've been here three weeks and I haven't gotten time. It's like, well, then what the fuck are you doing? There's multiple people here that have gotten time. Do you think they're just, like, handing this out? No. Like, go talk to him, you idiot. And so that's my issue is because all these girls are like

ganging up and like being like catty which like i don't care if you're like catty and like this shit but like they're being catty because like they're making mistakes themselves like they're the ones that aren't like stepping up to the plate and that's their problem like get your shit together stop shitting on other people victoria has no problem getting facetime and you know that matt doesn't want to see her so yeah matt is terrified of victoria surprisingly though he always says good things about her he's like yeah she's bold and funny yeah but she's also disgusting and a huge dick that's literally i was told these girls are bullying like people out of the house he's like that's sick dude he just doesn't care oh can we make out like that's literally what is that's literally him still with the eyes open on the makeouts too just got it's gotta stop it's gotta

stop it's i don't think it is man what's let me ask why like what do you gain from having your eyes open maybe he's just like really paranoid that they're gonna like pull away and they're gonna be like i got you and he's gonna be like oh i look so stupid on national television guys got abandonment issues it's i just like you're not seeing anything like you're an inch away from their eyebrow they're like another hot take big nostril fetish that's what it is but like even actually if you're if you're that close to somebody there's no way you can actually pick it out one of your eyes is just gonna be like a big like blob of color like you're not gonna be able to even see it you're trying to see those cheekbones you're getting that head

tilt in you know what I'm saying? That little, you know what I'm talking about? I don't like that at all. So, the rose ceremony happens at the end. Middle way through. We are far past the rose ceremony.

There it is. Me and Corey were trying to predict who we're gonna get oh this is great this is gonna stick for the rest of the show by the way until one of them gets voted off mj gets a rose of course michael jordan gets a rose michael jordan 23 who's getting a rose next i was like obviously scott and pippin and we're like is there anyone with a close name we're like piper's there piper's getting rose piper's getting a rose name was like, Piper's there. Piper's getting rose. Piper's getting rose. We're like holding onto the couch, holding on to each other. Piper gets the next rose. Look.

Bada boom. You got the dynamic duo. At the end of this, if he picks two girls and it's MJ and Piper, it was sealed before it even started. It always comes back to Chicago. We got the Chicago wealthy men, and now we just got the Chicago duo. I'm just saying, watch out. Watch out.

Pipe it up. It was great. That was me and Corey were dying at the couch because it actually went bad. Can we get more into how you were holding each other? I would like to hear about that. In a very emotional way. I was only like my hand all over his boots.

Oh, hold on. I just got breaking news, boys. Breaking news. Uh-oh. Turns out Zaddy Kushner my hand all over his boots. Oh, hold on. I just got breaking news, boys. Breaking news. Uh-oh. Turns out Zaddy Kushner is not dating anybody anymore. Oh, he's not? I just got an update from Adam Schefter himself, dude.

6.14pm. No, I just got that too. Shout out to Zach if you're still single. Now, Corey, go with the bit now. Now say he's a single male in Chicago. I just got that too Shout out to Zach if you're still single Now Corey Now say he's a single male in Chicago Hey ladies in Chicago Are you looking for somebody to spend a night with

Maybe an afternoon Maybe some brunch in the morning Who knows Zaddy Kirshner is the guy for you That's all I got right now We can post a picture We'll do some info like like a lost dog thing. It'll be great.

All right. And then let's go, let's go, let's finish up this episode. We, we got through, we got through most. Did you guys have any more thoughts on what Anna was saying and how the,

all the girls are acting or anything like that? It's, I would say is they all, the last thing too, I'll say is like, yikes for everybody involved, including themselves, Anna and Victoria look like they're BFFs,

and that's just going to be a problem. And we'll just leave it at that because we don't need to dive in. Katie is the hero. Yeah, I was going to say, so final thoughts of the episode. Katie going and telling Matt. Thoughts on that?

Huge. Huge. Huge for her. Huge for everybody who watches The Bachelor. It's just like she did every she did everything right i feel like i feel like hardly do you watch this tv show and do you say wow like that was extremely well done and like applaud the person the morals on this person from start to finish too it's not like she really faked anything shout out to rooks for calling it way or like

earlier but like she didn't fake anything she was like you know you have the girls oh the og squad whatever in the freaking in the house that's disgusting first of all whatever no time squad the fucking lazy boy oh god but they're in the they're in the room and they're like man these new girls freaking suck right they're straight up trash. Everybody's dumping on them. And Katie's in the corner like, yeah, but they're not like all bad, right, girls? Remember when we were here, like just starting out? And they're like, screw you, Katie. We literally haven't talked to any of them.

All five of these girls walked in and everybody was just like staring at them like, what's up, bitch? Welcome to hell. I'm gonna steal your tiara. And like good for her being just like, you know, first of all, like, saying that. And then just being like, oh, this is, like, she said mob mentality. And, like, you could, we're all looking through her eyes and being like, oh, okay.

All right, this isn't good. Like, this is going to build up into a lot. And I should probably go tell the fire department that this house is gonna burn to the ground in a little bit so she runs out you know talks to matt and like a good way like she gave no details she said hey this is what's going on yeah i love you should know i loved that there was no names no snitching it was just like a general like hey it would probably mean a lot to everybody like if you would address this too and she wasn't like saying she didn't tell what i love the most is she didn't

tell him like like oh this girl needs to go home or oh like you need to talk to these girls a lot she was like they would really appreciate it or like or like they would probably really like like take it to heart if you brought it up to them and told them. It wasn't forcing. It was just to keep the mood and the house together. She's literally the glue of the fucking house. She's the best. I feel like she's the best, but I don't think he likes her as much as everyone else.

I think at this point, she's the favorite of America and all that watch this. But she is gonna i think i think this is my hot take for the season if she her doing that has locked her in for the next bachelorette if she doesn't win and she probably won't win because that's the bachelor i would i would watch the fuck out of her being the bachelorette i would watch the fuck out of her being The Bachelorette. I would watch the shit out of that show. Because that would be just... That would be chef's kiss.

There'd be dildos everywhere. Oh my god, how many guys do you think would show up night one with a sex toy? Flashlights. Oh my god, that would be so gross. Alright, and then let's wrap up, Bachelor. We're going to do this every week. Let's see if things shift. Who's your pick to win?

Not your favorite. Who do you think is going to win? Crap. Cody go first. Let's just go back to last week. Cody said that Kayla, the other person from North Carolina, is going to win. And I told him that was a little bit crazy. Kayla got in the van this week.

So Cody's coming in hot. I don't even want to throw out another pick because they're just going to be gone next week. I got a safe pick for right now. I think there's a lot of safe choices right now. Yeah. for right now there are a lot i think there's a lot of safe choices right now yeah uh i will say i'm gonna go abigail i think she i think she was one of the first people i think she might have been the first person that he really connected with and like she got deep early you know she's

not hiding anything at that point it's like i'm here like here is here's who i am and he can like roll with it it's not like you know fake freaking sex worker scandal it's not these girls are saying that you're like a trash human being at the house it's like very straightforward and that's not changed and i think she's definitely going to be top three for sure yeah I think that's a very very safe pick yeah I think a top three for her is almost a guarantee Cody

you're still going to make me pick yes you have to pick Cody's better your pick from before got voted off I heard Anna's really good lately yeah Anna's really good lately. Yeah, Anna's a definite top three, dude. You could go Dynamic Duo with Piper or MJ.

I do like MJ. But, you know, safe pick, at least she's not going to be gone next week, is going to be Michelle. Really thought you were going to say Victoria. Hey a that's a safe pick if i've ever seen she's not gonna be gone next week i agree with that for me right now i need a win i need a small win yeah there you go get your point for the week and that's it i agree with cody though like like we said before she's so boring and just nice and that's all he cares about it seems like that like it's gonna be perfect and they the way they edited the date made it seem really really good yeah and like it wasn't like a bunch of like

montages of like the hot air balloon and them like walking around it was like their conversation and them like making out so i feel like that's like a good sign that it wasn't like overproduced to make it seem better than it was so that's who i'm thinking right now we'll see next week though i'm gonna i think my my top two are tied right now in my head i love abigail and brie i think brie is like yeah like because her and abigail i think are the two first like connections he had and then like they the last two episodes they've had time like outside of like their like super serious talks where they've like time outside of their super serious talks where they've been together and they're like, they're just like, hey, how are you doing with all this type thing?

And they just seem like they're just vibing. Neither of them's dying for the reassurance. Neither of them's crumbling. I like both of them. That's also the advantage, though, of coming in early and being able, because Brie, did Brie get the one-on-one in like episode one or two yeah no brie got the first one-on-one so brie got the first one-on-one she could make an impression and kind of relax and like abigail she didn't get a one-on-one but she

was like one of the first people to talk to him and i feel like it's first impression rose first impression rose i feel like it's like they they he knows them that like at the very least he's gonna remember their name at the rose ceremony and you don't have to worry and it's like you can probably like take a back seat if if i'm them you take a back seat and you're like all right like i'm like confident in myself enough to not like run up and grab him and be like oh i didn't get enough time and seal and then start stirring things up with the other girls completely agree before we start all right before we stop talking about the bachelor i just have to bring up how awkward

that last clip of matt dancing for maggie was i don't know if you guys stuck around it was the worst thing I've ever seen. He was like, what is your love line when she's like, dance? And then she's like, dance for me. And he's like, you're not going to dance with me? She says no. I did really appreciate

he threw a couple pipe it ups in and I like, that was when I was like, I'm about that. But there was a lot of awkward movements. She was not expecting huge and she was like what is happening right now she's like

she's like not American so like I think she like knows how to actually dance and not like the dumb club bullcrap that we've seen are you kidding me right now I've seen all four of us dance. We are all garbage.

Get out of here! We bring some energy. It's all about the energy. That's all that matters. But if we had no music and we're on The Bachelor and had to dance for a girl, we would all look like that.

I don't know. Bernie's literally out here lying on the air. I don't know. Corey grabbing the shirt and pushing the chest back. Classic move. We get an eagle. Thank you, Cody. Thank you, Cody. Cody freaking chest back. Classic move. We'll get an angle.

Thank you, Cody. Thank you, Cody. Cody freaking gets it. That move is nothing without Rooks also being able to. There we go. That's a two-person move. It's two-person, but with Rooks not being in my zip code, you learn how to do it one person a little bit.

It's not as good as a two-person. All right. Fair, fair, fair. But all right. So NFL this week. I think the games actually lived up to the hype. It was the Bucs versus Green Bay and Buffalo versus Kansas City. Both really high scoring.

Both sort of back and forth. Some of them were a little. The end score of the Buffalo-Kansas City game looked better than it actually was, but we'll get to that later. Green Bay-Tampa Bay, though. Over-under was huge. Tampa Bay ended up with 31. Green Bay was 26.

Only thing I have to say, my biggest thing that I have to say, is about Kevin King. There's two things you need to know. I'm a king, and number two is... Look out, man! Look at that. Come on, see that? I'm a King. And number two is... Look out, man. Look at that. Come on.

I love that clip. Kevin King is so bad. The entire game just got burnt over and over and over and over. You can see it all over Twitter. There's screenshots of him on every single play that they scored on of what he did wrong. The very first touchdown they had, he got burnt. The next one that they had with Leonard Fournette running it in, the reason Fournette got in was because Kevin King was on the ground under Fournette,

so he could slide in over the goal line. And then the touchdown right before the half, they're on the 30-yard line with three seconds left. Or not three, it was like 15, so they can have one more play and then kick a field goal. And so it's obvious to play deep zone. And he just gets burnt on a fade fade with like scotty miller of all people and it's kevin king and it's like dude and that's all in the first half you let up three touchdowns in the first half single-handedly hey it's so bad going back to last night you guys were talking

about brady's playmakers scotty miller he's the guy can't leave him out god how much how much i hated that last touchdown before half i can't put into words well how do you how do you let that happen like yeah i'm like i'm sure i'm sure king lined up across from scotty miller it's like this guy gonna run a four yard out probably try to get to the sidelines get out of balance i don't even care dude but how many times do you have to see tom brady with a small white receiver to know that he is going to just burn you for no reason should he no is he going to yes there's no way to avoid it you have what six seconds left in the quarter until the half ends or until that yeah until the half ends and you're like you know what yeah out route right here they're just gonna settle for a

field goal no that's not what tom brady does i just want to say i predicted this because way back i don't know if you remember our fantasy football draft way back in the summer last ticket last round scotty miller and you guys are all like, who is Scotty Miller? Brady, short white receiver, speedster, gold. And he did start some games for me when I had injuries and whatnot. You drafted him for the regular season, not for this game. So I give you this. Cody's out here the last pick of his fantasy draft.

I'm a genius, dude. I'm a freaking guru. Get up. I had some bets on this game because there was a deal that you bet $1 on McGregor to win. You win $100. And McGregor lost and it was a minimum bet.

Or you have to minimum of $10 put into the app. So I had $9 left to bet on stuff. So I put some money on this game. Got pretty much all of them wrong. Aaron Jones got hurt super early on. He was out like the entire game. Aaron Jones ended up with six carries for 27 yards.

So they're like number... Williams is also a good backup running back, so it's not the biggest hit, but having that happen really early on hurts the green bay especially losing such a close game um but brady didn't play very well he never plays that well like i feel like gave them the cushion in the first half second half what he had i think it was quite like he has three interceptions that game on the second i think his second half stats

he like three yards or something. Or like three completions. Oh, yeah. But I think the one big thing that I think this game showed is both of the – I know the Packers have kind of a banged up O-line. I thought the Bucs O-line was better. There was pressure on these quarterbacks like the entire game. There was so many knockdowns, which like if you get any pressure on brady now like he can't move like he just can't move brady only got sacked once but aaron rogers got sacked five

times like if you can sack quarterback five times in a game that means you're pressuring him like 10 or 15 times in the game which is a ton and you're gonna disrupt everything brady had a lot of he had a lot of uh i think what one I think at least one of his picks, I know, he was like rushed, and he just like off his back foot was falling and just lobbed it out. To Mike Evans. Mike Evans ran a fade on the right side, and like he didn't even turn around on the fade yet

to even see it. Because it looked like Mike Evans didn't make, yeah, it looked like Mike Evans didn't make any play for the ball at all, and he did it because he was nowhere close to turning around. The corner just stopped, grabbed it, and there's one out of bounds. It was the easiest pick in the world, and it was so bad. I think that was the Adrian Amos pick.

I'm just going to say it. Penn State or go State. What do we think about the Packers kicking the field goal? That's the big talking point. Well, can I just say, because a lot of things, a lot of what people are saying is like, Rodgers should have run it. If you look at it at a different angle,

like he should not have run that. Like he was going to get chased down immediately. I don't like that one. Because that one, yeah, that one's all about like the angles. The angle of the TV. Like we all agree if that's the space he has, cool. But like we have one-sided angles angle so I just want to get that out of the way yeah

and like the view that they have when playing is so much better than any camera angle that you're gonna get and like they're actually seeing how it's gonna happen and know if they're tired or winded or fast that game this isn't like he's not gonna

mcgloin bunny hop in the end zone he showed up now but what do we what are we thinking about that uh the field goal instead of going for the win i think it's a classic like any team that has beat tom brady in the playoffs shout out eagles any team that's done it though. It's like, you go for it. Like you don't just, you don't just decide, you know what?

Our defense is going to stop them. Like regardless of what Tom Brady does in that game, throwing three picks, doing whatever the last five minutes of a football game is why he is the goat. Like he just, he makes the smart decisions he gets to where he needs to be regardless of like what the score is like he's gonna get there and his kicker is gonna make the kick every time whatever it is they're gonna get a touchdown it's every time like i would

much rather put it in uh freaking aaron rogers hands than my entire defense with Tom Brady on the other side. It's so bad. They put up 30 points on that game, and I know Tom Brady had a bad second half, but it was fourth and six on the goal line. When Rogers makes... Rogers has made so many...

He's the king of the Hail Mary. Rogers can make the play. And I know Hail Mary. Rogers can make the play. And I know Hail Mary, there's a lot of luck involved. And especially, Rogers is like... I mean, his future's uncertain now, too. Give him that chance. You trust him to make the play.

They trusted Nick Foles to beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl on that ridiculous Philly Philly play. And you're not even going to trust Aaron Rogers just to... On any play. It on that ridiculous Philly Philly play. And you're not even going to trust Aaron Rodgers just to, on any play, it doesn't have to be a free play, just run some like, run a mesh out on the inside.

Even just to get the first down, like to get six yards, like you trust him to do that. Could you imagine the discount? And also, well, so what's the worst? Could you imagine? Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. It would have been legendary.

What's the worst thing though, if you go for it? So there's, I think like two minutes left. It would have been legendary. What's the worst thing, though, if you go for it? So there's, I think, like two minutes left. The worst thing, you go for it. Either way, you still need a touchdown. So you go for it. You don't get it. And if you still trust your defense, they're still on the five-yard line.

Like, what's the problem? You're still kind of in the same place. Like, you need a stop and, like, points. Like, you're still in the same spot you'll need another onside kick obviously but it's the only thing that makes sense is if you're down eight you need to score and you need a two-point conversion yes so going for the field goal makes it so if you score again yes you're ahead and you don't need to deal with that but no horrible play like all nfl like

half the nfl coaches will go for that field goal and half of the only time you like even really question it is when you don't know about your quarterback's ability to do that play and it's like like i'm trying to go through all the quarterbacks in the league right now. Rodgers is definitely top five. Why would you not? You want that four. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. He had record setting like one of his best years this year. You have to let him make that. As Cody did before

my fantasy team. Shout out. Thank you, Rodgers. Was he also your last pick? That doesn't count. No shout outs needed. There you go. You guys didn't pick him. But yeah, Brady again into the Super Bowl, though, which... Insane.

First year with the Bucs, too. I did not see that. I thought it would take some time to mesh and figure out. Yeah, but he's smart, man. I can't get it past him. Him and Peyton Manning and like all the quarterbacks who are just perennial like powerhouses at their position. They're good. They have a good arm.

They're accurate, but like they're just smart and they know how to make the right play and like read defenses. And that doesn't go away no matter what team you're on. So I think that's just what he has. Speaking of perennial powerhouses, Philip Rivers retired. So sad. It's about time, man. The only powerhouse he has is like the spur. Literally his home.

His home is a powerhouse because he has just children guards running all around it. They each have to ride a bike for three hours every day to keep the electricity going. Hey, pays the bills. All right, Corey. Bring us home on Buffalo. I, like, you know, last week I made a prediction.

I'm pretty sure in my prediction I said, this is based off of nothing except what i want to happen and you know what it's a lesson that i shouldn't bet on the game i didn't bet on the game i'm glad i didn't because don't go with your heart all right look at the stats just realize that just because you want it doesn't mean it's gonna happen and you know that you know, that being said, like, as a big Eagles fan, love Andy Reid. Love Andy Reid. Bless up, Andy Reid. Cody.

Hell yeah. Andy Reid. But so obviously I'm going to root for the Chiefs to win again because I would much rather see Mahomes be the new Tom Brady because I don't know i just i can the chiefs are like such a random team to me that i would rather see them just be constantly winning because it doesn't really affect my day-to-day than see the patriots just keep winning and winning and winning and winning and i'm just like i just can't see it anyway yeah well now now it's the bucks which is

why i do find myself now rooting for brady a little bit more i just like i don't know like i just being close to massachusetts i can't i there's too many they just know they're good and i don't like it i'm definitely happy he's out of the northeast because i definitely don't see it nearly as much so it's great i i definitely am a more of a time Brady fan for sure now, but yeah. Honestly, like clearly the score was closer than what it was, but I still do like that type of game.

Cause as somebody who's ready to turn it off, cause I don't really care what happens except for my pride in picking the bills. I was still found myself watching until the last five minutes of the game being like, well, you know what? They got the onside kick. They have a chance.

So you're saying there's a chance. So you know what? Whatever. It's not the Bills' year. They could have it in the next couple years. They've got a future. That's all that matters. Good for the Bills.

The final score was 38 for the chiefs 24 for the bills but like nine of those points came that's very last minute issue though they scored too much too early and triggered the chiefs offense if you don't force like yeah you gotta lull them to sleep you're the underdog to some extent, unless you're gonna be a powerhouse the entire time, you knew that Bill's offense was gonna be score points every possession. I feel like you gotta play possession,

hold the ball, just not get the Chiefs the ball. And after those first two, they scored too fast at the beginning. I mean, they came out, what was it? It was 9-0, and then it was 21-9, like immediately. Yeah, it was 9-0, and then the Buffalo only scored three in the second quarter.

Kansas City scored 21 in the second quarter. So, awaken the beast. Well, and it's just at this point, I think it was, was it, I don't remember how many games, but I think last year's playoffs, the Chiefs were down by multiple scores every single game. To beat the Chiefs, you have to put up like 40 plus. Like, you have no shot at beating them if you don't score like 40 points. The Bills started out their very first drive, they had a fourth and one, first drive of the game and

they actually went for it and that was my first sign of like they actually know what they need to do they need to put up a ton of points good for them for like actually trying to take the lead in this game and like ram it down their throats because they know they can't like rest on their laurels or just get field goals or punt the ball and they got it and they like actually they got a field goal off of it but like still and that just down this extra point killed them i don't josh allen's just that was the one thing that was the momentum do you guys do you guys think mahomes hill and kelsey is like the most dangerous like triple threat we've seen i don't know i i don't think i don't think there's anybody in like recent memory

i can think of that would like compete with that three at all you need to let me do some research but uh i mean brady gronk plus brady gronk but brady brady gronk brady gronk like brandy moss was moss was moss or moss and uh Gronk on the same team? I was trying to think, and I don't think so. You could say Brady, Gronk, Welker, but Welker versus Tyreek Hill, that's not a comparison. Yeah. And honestly, I'm taking... What about back to Peyton, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne?

That was a good trio. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. But I mean, that was like... Big Ben, AB, Le'Veon? Yeah, no, the other comparison I've seen is Big Ben, Le'Veon, AB. And I was like, miss me with that comparison because it's not even close. I'm sorry, I would pick Mahomes over Ben any day.

But then like,sey's a whole another problem man because he's he's a tight end that puts up wide receiver one numbers like he is he is something that no like no team has been able to handle at all and then you have tyreek hill and miko hardman are both speed burners like i don't know how you stop that offense to be honest i think the advantage of that three though the advantage of that three though is also they're like fairly beside kelsey is a little bit older but my homes and hill are 25 26 so they're like their career is gonna be going

together where it's like you have if you're're going to go with the comparison, you have Big Bad, Le'Veon Bell, and Antonio Brown. So like at the very least, even if it's comparable, it's like, well, right now we're seeing them at their prime, start of their prime, like the early stages of it. And we could be talking about it for like however many years, you know. Yeah. It's going to be be nuts i'm kind of ready for i would want tom brady to win the super bowl if it means he retires i don't want there to be kansas city and tampa bay i know that's what's up that's why i don't want to win let's round table make your picks burn you're up i think that tampa bay wins so kansas city i was gonna bring this up kansas city lost her left tackle

this game that's huge and like tampa bay got after aaron rogers they had five sacks like we said earlier five sacks jpp looks good too man jpp JPP is like... Yeah, he had a game. He's got that Stobby hello. Yeah, dude. So like, if they can get after Mahomes, yeah, going after Mahomes versus Josh Allen, not Josh Allen, Aaron Rodgers is a little bit different. One's definitely faster than the other one, but they're both mobile.

So like, if they're able to keep him in the pocket and can get two, three sacks on him in this game, you can actually disrupt him a little bit. I don't know if their secondary can keep up with tyreek like you're saying like if they're gonna win they're gonna have to put up 40 that's on both those teams um but that left tackle injury and the way they played against green bay i think tampa bay wins tom brady doesn't i guess he's lost a couple Super Bowls, but he'll figure it out. He's lost at least one, I'll tell you that much. I've seen him lose a couple. They're always the more exciting versions of the Super Bowl when he's losing.

So what are you thinking, Cody? I think I'm going to go with the Chiefs. I think it's going to be, it's a coin toss, I think. Like, I think either team could win. But I just like the Chiefs. The speed, like we were talking about earlier with Hardman and Hill. You cover one of them over the top, the other

is still going to be free. So if they can't go deep, they're going to hit the slots. Yeah. That is my opinion. Brooks? Corey? Oh, yikes. Corey, you got it.

Brooks, you're a better closer. You're like the Brad Lidge of the podcast, 2008 Phillies. I was going to say, who the hell? Closer, lights out. What I think is, I think Brady's going to win. He has a two-year contract. He's going to come back. I, and I, my other thing is Brady's going to play until he can't, until he cannot do

it, which is like in his mind, I don't think that's, I just lost the Superbowl. I think in his mind, it's, I didn't make playoffs or we had a losing season like I really think Brady's gonna play until he like dies on the field or until Giselle tells me that that that too uh because like the best of the best you play until you can't like honestly that's what I that's what I think like and I think he I think he embodies that more than any other player I've ever seen. Like, hockey fan Marty Brodeur did that. And it's like, dude, you don't want to see it happen, but I respect you for getting $20 million more for one season

just because you can and because you love the sport, whatever. But I think the think the bucks win i think it's going to be a really good game i think this would be i think this is going to be like a really good super bowl to watch so i'm excited for that obviously i think the storyline would be much cooler if it was like the perfect scenario is brady loses to mahomes and it's a handing off of the torch because everybody's already saying you have the baby goat. And it's like, that's what it is. That's what that storyline is.

But I really hope, and then Brady retires. But he has two years on his contract, so he has one more, so you know he's coming back. So does that mean Kansas City loses, Brady gets his win in Tampa Bay, next year rematch, then Brady loses, then passes the torch, and then it's over? I think that I could see that. That's the storyline. As Dwight Schrute would say, that's a complete possibility. I could see that happening.

Like, that, for sure. Honestly, that's like storybook. That's like, you know the nfl probably is gonna make that happen exactly yeah but all right rooks go ahead um you know it is a tough one i like i i think a lot of the bucks uh the bucks possibility i think it depends on brady like brady has had like was it last year that he had the shootout with Mahomes? The shootout with Mahomes where he was on the Patriots and it was

a 50-50. It was a super high-scoring game. I have no idea. I remember it specifically because I had Tyreek Hill on my fantasy team and he had 200 yards. But I think it depends on Brady coming out and firing. As I said, the only two teams that have beaten the Chiefs this year.

They have scored 30 plus points. Like I think the Raiders put up 40 and then the Chargers put up 38. Yeah. And I like I just I don't know if the Bucs can do that. But I also don't know if the Bucs defense can stop Mahomes. It's a lot easier for them to get pressure on the Packers the Packers don't like it's Aaron Rodgers in the set they don't do tons of like misdirection and motion and all this like like if you watch the Chiefs

offense especially in the red zone it is confusing as hell because full motion bubble screen fake Mahomes rolls to the right turns back to the bubble screen and then someone's just open in the end zone and you're like how the fuck did we even get here like what is happening yeah um andy reed that's how i know andy reed's great but um i think i just think the cheese are too much i think i think the bucks are almost there but i don't think they quite have enough but i went over two last weekucs are probably taking it now. I like this. Split down the middle. We got Brian, Corey, Bucs.

The idiots. Not Bucs. I mean, I think we all agreed, though, it was going to be a good game. One, because there should be high scoring, which Super Bowls usually are kind of not. It's just two high-powered offenses and two awesome quarterbacks so like

it'll be fun to watch either way and another sorry one last thought the only way i see the bucks taking it too is they control the football and hold on to it the only time i've seen like the like besides the shootout way the only way to beat the chiefs and the colts did this last year if you just run the ball and control the clock and eat it the entire time, you can beat them. But that's saying it's a lot easier said than done, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, we'll see how it happens.

Game script's going to... There's going to be some weird plays that happen early on that are going to kind of determine which way it goes, one way or the other. But we will see. Cody, I heard you have a rant about a movie that you hate. Okay.

So, backstory. We just upgraded our phones and with AT&T got a free subscription to HBO Max. So I've been watching all HBO everything recently. Whoa, you're giving away free money right there. Free advertisement. Alright, wait till they sponsor it. I'm sorry, I got access to everything well you're giving away free money right there free advertisement all right wait

till they sponsor i'm sorry i got access to non-descript uh streaming service from a non-descript company uh there it is so anyway i was watching the movie me and amy decided to watch the movie i think this was two weekends ago now it's called lockdown has anne hathaway some british actor i've never heard of, but apparently it was a big name, Ben Stiller, Mindy Kaling. They got all the big names out. And that's my first issue with this movie. Half of these actors did not want to leave quarantine.

So they tied into the movie as, hey, we're going to Zoom call people. Yeah. Terrible. Ben Stiller is sitting in his house in the northeast mindy kaling is who knows where but they come in their audio is terrible it's blurry and then you have anne hathaway on the other side being crystal clear that bothered me second it takes place in a super rich suburb in London where Anne Hathaway and her ex-boyfriend live together. And they're stuck in quarantine. But the setting in the movie, quarantine's only been less than two weeks. They're all just waiting for the first two weeks to end.

But they're all still going crazy. Like how do you, like the real world, people have been dealing with this for almost a year now. And they're going to go crazy in two weeks. And she's the rich CEO of some company. And she still has her job. And she's still going nuts and drinking. Like she's basically become an alcoholic. And her ex-boyfriend who lives with her and is just reaching off of her is doing whatever he wants all day and not worrying about anything.

Like how do people people how do rich people think that we like everyday people yeah how do they think that we have lived during quarantine do they think we've all just three days later so that really made me mad and then going back to the relationship she's the ceo of her company like the london branch of her company it's an american company marketing whatever she's the ceo for london her ex-boyfriend who they've been together for a long time had recently broken up is an ex-convict who was a taxi driver like this relationship just does not make sense in any aspect cab see ya hey man love is love you gotta force that plot together so that's exactly the ceo probably took a cab somewhere and that's how they met boom so we're watching this movie for

about it's been an hour at this point and they finally get to what the plot's actually about it's a heist movie would you know that from the first hour? Absolutely not. Because she's the CEO of this company, and her ex-boyfriend is ex-con, he has connections to Rob, the company that she works for. That's the entire premise of the movie, but you don't get to that until after an hour. It's a two-hour movie. Is it just Zoom calls for the whole first hour? Only when they bring in other people so like they talk to each other and most of the movie is them in better like uh town like town house that's like super ritzy and she has an office he has an office like it's a pretty nice

place everybody got offices and but they're still going crazy the dude goes out into the street and is reading poetry to his neighbors who just like hate him at this point like dude is that what they think we're doing during quarantine we're going out and reading poetry to our neighbors in the streets like i've seen people doing like you know edm like djing outside of their complexes but like that's fun we're not reading like robert frost out in the streets she got against robert frost nothing specifically just bobby frost he's a legend man Robert Frost out in the streets. She got against Robert Frost.

Nothing specifically. Bobby Frost. He's a legend, man. You've never seen him do a DJ set before? Yeah. He's the Calvin Harris of our generation. I saw Robert Frost at Firefly, dog. He was sick. Is that with Zaddy Kirshner?

Yeah, dude. Did he give you an underbite, though? No, he did not. All right, so now we're to the heist in the movie all right the heist lasts the real plot i don't know i wouldn't even call this a plot though so it lasts all of like 10 minutes they go into like some famous strip mall it's not a really strip mall it's a mall that's like one company and they like give different i forget what it's called but it's some british thing and they go like their section of the store and the big i don't know can i say spoilers like how how detailed okay go for it i can tell you with how you're describing this movie right now i am not going to watch it well i was gonna try to watch it and see if you were right,

but you're losing me on it. I'm not sitting through an hour of Zoom calls just to get to Anne Hathaway is Catwoman again. By the way, we're doing a heist. I'm out. Also, I hate Anne Hathaway. I'm already out. Sorry, keep going.

She's got a face. She looks like Sandra Bullock, and that face just doesn't... Let's just go on the record here. Just stop trying to be Sandra Bullock. Burton said he doesn't like Anne Hathaway because she has a face. Continue, Cody. Because her face looks like Sandra Bullock, that's why. Only Sandra Bullock has a face like Sandra Bullock.

So, since she's the CEO of this company, she's all friends with everybody who works there. They're all clearing out for COVID. So she goes there, scans her badge, and, like, this is my truck driver. It's her ex-boyfriend, the convict. And the reason his, like, him being a convict is one of his ex-con buddies whose life he saved, like, was able to, like, get him a job at some sketchy, like, delivery company. And that's a whole subplot but it's completely pointless and so anyway they steal this giant like ring thing or not ring it's like a diamond i forget exactly what it's called uh they literally just take it

out of a fish tank and it's and then they have a real one that's in the vault and she's like well we have the fake one can we also get the real one because we sold this to another person so then they have a real one that's in the vault. And she's like, well, we have the fake one. Can we also get the real one? Because we sold this to another person. So then they just swap out the fake one for the real one. She pockets it. And then at this point, they're leaving the store. And they see, like, there's an announcement. We need this person and this person at the front office.

They think they're caught. No. The ex-boyfriend who has the fake id lost his id id badge and that's the entire drama of the heist he lost his id badge so dumb come on man i mean i'm not gonna lie though it sounds like a realistic heist that like people would not it sounds it sounds like real life which is boring and i don't want to watch in a movie for two hours i'm so not not in like not enticed to watch this movie if you didn't how many laser wires do they have to jump absolutely zero they literally walk past people cleaning out the shops it's terrible

i'm out you sold me on the boyfriend dropping his id randomly during the heist and it being a whole thing i'm watching it my id oh my god so like after this who would have thought i went on like rotten tomatoes and imdb and i was like i need to see like not critic scores but just other regular people's reviews of this and like half of them are one star out of ten and the other ones are like six or seven stars and the only reason they're six or seven stars because like we needed a movie like this story in quarantine no we didn't i didn't need to see rich people pretending to be what i like live what i'm in right now and then doing some weird i didn't need that go off queen yeah i saw reviews for this and they're like oh it's like one of the best movies that people have actually done in quarantine. So I thought it was going to be like half decent because that was the only thing I saw.

But yeah, no, based on that review, that sounds absolutely horrible. So I would completely recommend watching it. Go out, tell your friends. Fair. All right, Corey. What's your least favorite movie you've seen this year? Be quick. This year? all right cory what's your least favorite movie you've seen this year be quick this year

not this year but like last 365 oh three i'm not gonna say the last 26 days 365 days would still be i don't know the least favorite movie of this year i don't know my least favorite movie of all time is 2001 a space odyssey don't watch it i'm not even gonna get into details i just don't know. My least favorite movie of all time is 2001 A Space Odyssey. Don't watch it. I'm not even going to get into details. I just don't want people watching it. This is day one of my organization of trying to get people to not watch 2001 A Space Odyssey. What if I told you that back in middle school, I was like, sweet, there's this book. It's about space. Let me try to read it. in middle school i was like sweet there's this book it's about space let me try to read it and i didn't even get past the first chapter so exactly

i haven't seen the movie but i agree with you all right was it 2001 a space odyssey yes because it is garbanzo had a cool cover anytime you watch the movie if you watch the movie everybody's like oh hold on i need to see it was like 1980 something it was uh 19 1968 and they're like wow like yeah for like the filmography oh like the visuals are so cool it's just like okay like we can respect that at its time it was probably great because it's like cool you put like paper mache in front of a camera dope like we've never seen that before but like it is straight up garbage even now i don't even know the plot it's like computers taking over civilization and there's some weird like obelisk thing and hal is a robot and he's important and it is just garbage it is i think it's three hours long let me double check it is

oh it is not it's two and a half hours we're talking we're talking two and a half hours 1968 time with inflation that's like seven hours of garbage movie time that i don't need to see so you know what do yourself a favor if you're sitting there and you're wondering should i watch 2001 a space odyssey don't just don't even think about it take that thought throw it in the garbage let the trash take it out on tuesday or monday whatever they got to take it but don't ever do it it's garbage it's trash it's garbine and don't read the book either i love that you're trashing on classic movie because i watched groundhog day not this year but in the past couple months i know it's like one of the first time loop movies that was probably

made but man is is not good thank you and i don't think it holds up like it's one it's a rom-com so like i gotta be into like the couple but it's bill murray and some like old 70s lady like from the 70s not that she's 70s her own bill murray the groundhog yeah um do we like do we agree just because you did something first does not mean you need to hold the record okay equate it to like sports right just because you have the first time you've ever done it does not mean it's now the record of ever doing it other people break your record you can go down in history and be like we're the first person that did xyz but just because you were the first does not mean you were the best like imdb top 100 2001 a space odyssey get that

out of my face it is not in the top 100 it is trash talking about ruckers football is that what this conversation oh i love it oh we're gonna only talk about trash that's the first first football team first win that's true that's true cody another great point another great point just because you're the first doesn't mean we have to say, wow, you're so good now. No, it's 2021. You can be garbage and we can recognize the fact that, yeah, thanks for doing that. It was great. It led to a thousand other people doing it way better.

Great. All right. So classic movies don't hold up and don't watch lockdown is what we're trying to tell everybody. That's the movie update of the week. All right. That's a clip. Play us out. Go Rasputin.

Have a solid week. Have a solid week.