It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 20: Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Flip Cup

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

Everyone's favorite Korean is back this week, Ruxx gives us a run down of everything he missed last episode, Cory gets wholesome and asks us how are weeks went, we get a call from Big Time in Valpariso, we tier list our favorite pre-game drinking games, and we talk through episode 2 of Katies season of bachelorette. 0:00:00 - 0:14:44 - Intro, Recap of the Week 0:14:44 - 0:15:42 - Caller from Valpariso 0:15:42 - 0:23:34 - Pre-game Tier List 0:57:30 - End - Bachelor Talk Episode 2 of Katies Season Rate us 5 stars! Leave a review! Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes. Got the usual crew. Rooks might be a little late. Fashionable, as always. So he might join us halfway through. But we got Corey. Hello.

We got Zach. Wow. Honk, honk, wow. And I'm Brian. We're going to be talking tier listing pregame drinking games as our main thing off the rip. We got a caller as well later on. And then once Rooks joins, we might talk a little Bachelor,

might talk a little something else, a little something this. I don't know. We're going to freestyle it. We drink. We drink. There's a drinking broadcast. Yeah. I got a mule right now, boys.

It's Tuesday night. It's date night. Let's date night let's go let's go i have some voss water i got a new job and my mom was like i want to send you champagne but you don't drink so i sent you a nice water and i was like i appreciate it all right we'll hop off on this tangent quick your mom you know she gives great gifts for you because my favorite thing that your mom has ever gotten you that i know specifically because she knows you that well was like you'll be able to correct me if it was christmas or birthday whatever but it was like you only brian only wears white t-shirts everybody like what what brand are we talking haynes what are they haynes haynes yeah i figured i figured

it's that much it's that michael jordan haynes right yeah of course so for your birthday or for christmas your mom got you and i thought it was uh endearing fantastic gift best one i've seen uh from a parent probably was a polo white tee with a tiny little baby v it was perfect hell yeah zach it was absolutely perfect. Like, you know Brian. Come on. How good is that gift? She was like, I know you only wear white tees, so I want to buy you a nice one. So this is what I could do.

And I was like, I appreciate it. That works. I'll wear it. His church tee. His going to church tee. Exactly. He's the one that she has to think extra for because she's like, if it's Mike, if it's Jim, if it's Nikki, could she get, does Nikki drink? Nikki drinks.

Yeah, she drinks. Yeah. So could she get like alcohol for any of them? Sure. For Brian, take a half a second. I'm going to get him some nice water. I'm not saying she's thinking for a while, but you know, it extra it's that extra mile you know i appreciate it she just didn't explain it and there's like a package of like 32 water bottles showed up at my door she's like oh i got you a gift i was like probably she got you 32 she's

trying to get you fucked up my guy full strength boss water i drink a lot of water there's currently like 31 bottles of water in my recycling bin over like the last week. Screw the environment. Am I right? I want to start and I do want to start a new quick segment just to start off the episodes. How was your week? Like one to ten. Oh, so this morning I rearranged my room because I'm working from home now or in the future.

And I forgot about that when I woke up. Hit that near button you got over there for yourself. There you go. But when you wake up at 6 a.m., you don't remember that. So I got out of bed, immediately tripped over all the new cords that are in the way and completely fell on my face. So I laid on the ground for a good couple, like 30 seconds. My wrist hurts and my knee was like bleeding from like 15 seconds after I woke up. Hit that noon in the air again, baby.

Wrist hurts. It was a rough morning. So that's how my week's going. My week is going great. This past weekend, Chicago opened fully. So Saturday we got after it a little bit. And I proceeded to go to my normal bagel place back to back. Saturday morning and Sunday morning, got the same exact thing.

Everything bagel with chive cream cheese, a sausage, egg, and cheese, and jalapeno cheddar bagel, and a Nesquik chocolate milk. And then the guy asked if I was okay because I was there two days in a row. Just fueling the economy. Go Monday morning, order the exact same thing, and then he'll know you by name. And you just have to show up, snap at him,

and he'll make it for you. Dude, it's an even $14. I've never felt more like a... It's like when you hit the exact number on a gas tank, like filling up your gas. It was exactly $14. I'm like, well, I can't get anything else. I mean, you know, I got to make sure it's an even 14. Unless you want to really risk it and try to go for the 15, the even 15-er. Oh, they do have little dog bagel bones that I've been really tempted to try, but I do not have a dog. So I feel like I can't walk out with one.

Have you ever had a dog treat before? Yes. I love you guys. Thank you for having the correct answer. I'm glad that there's no discussion after that one. When I was in first grade, we dog sat for this one lady across the street. And it was me and my sister. She was in third grade. We're like, I wonder what these taste like.

My mom looked at the ingredients. She's like, go for it. I was like, really? She's like, do these taste like my mom like looked at the ingredients she's like go for it i was like really she's like yeah i don't know go for it not gonna kill you yep they don't taste great they're just super bland because i did the same thing uh shout out cooper coop dog for coop i know he's listening yeah i'm a huge viewer but uh i was like giving them i got bark box for them so they come with like these like natural ingredient treats like once a month i was reading one it was like peanut butter it was like you know when you read a dog treat ingredients because we all do and you're like that looks pretty good like all the ingredients you're like that looks like something i might enjoy because it's like peanut butter vanilla like looked like a cookie biscuit whatever and i tried it wildly bland like completely like it

just has no it's like a hint of peanut butter and then it would be like if you're just munching on flour like there was nothing it tastes like plain cheerios a hint of penis i will say the uh the pepperonis give you bad gas pepperononis? Yeah, the little sausage stick. Oh, were you guys talking about dry biscuits? Yeah, I'm talking about straight up biscuits, my guy. You're eating meat. Like a wet cat food? Little pepperonis.

You have a little pepperoni? They're like little beef jerky nuggets. All right. I guess if we're going to describe them as beef jerky, that's a little bit better. But I'm thinking straight up dog meat. Like the wet food like that's big yikes oh no no i'm not out of the can i'm uh you didn't have to get a can opener for this treat no no no okay okay i'm happy you didn't go that far fair enough cory how's your week

it was it was good we went out friday and saturday and like we got after it i don't remember what i did saturday during the day jimmy housework jimmy deans no but dude i wish we where we go we went to this like there's like this italian restaurant like super fancy town restaurant in downtown pittsburgh and then under it is like a club like you would have no idea that there's a club under this place it seems like so out of left field it doesn't make any sense brian anyone who's listening who knows pittsburgh area it was at do you know like on the other side of uh condado downtown like that other corner if you like yeah go behind it it's called scarpino's it used to be called ten penny there's like a basement to it and it had like a dj i mean there

was not many people it was straight it was like a private birthday party for some girl and we like strolled in but it was great you know got to flex the hips out a little bit like get my dance moves going you know just a little feeler a little tester it's gonna warm up yeah nothing for you right now nothing makes you want to or it gets me ready to dance and like a nice bowl of fettuccine alfredo just like you know give me like a nice nice bowl of fettuccine give me nice and sweaty in the basement that sounds like a recipe for success unlimited bread as an appetizer too just really weigh yourself down get a lower that center of gravity yeah makes the dance no i'm definitely pocketing some breadsticks and whipping them out at about 12 30 p.m when i get

the munchies i can picture that vividly i can picture zach just being like hey guys anyone want breadsticks and everyone's like what like where why just like a typical zach thing to do a hard pivot too to kind of build off of my weekend so sunday me and my roommate again we were pretty hungover from saturday we were so hungry that we walked to Whole Foods and we just got a baguette and then we walked back and we just split it in half and proceeded to slather it with butter and just eat a baguette and butter in front of the TV. And we had like baguette, butter, and like a Gatorade. And that's what we had for lunch. I never felt more like white trash in my life. What? Yeah, that's a lot. But like, I can't hate on it but like because it sounds do you have did you

have like like garlic spread or something you could have just made it like like garlic bread it's so interesting to me that you just went straight up like i'm gonna have bread and butter you never have bread and butter like as like a as like a snack honestly never the closest i've ever gotten to is when i used to come home from school and like middle school and high school i would do like two pb and j sandwiches a thing of like uh chef boyardee ravioli and then i would put like buttered bread to scoop up the sauce with it like they did when we were in like middle school yeah kept that tradition going still do it to this day but i mean i don't have it that much so i wish i had no it definitely it definitely hit different when you're hung over on a Sunday, just kind of, and we didn't cut it either.

We just literally broke it like Jesus. And like, you know, Jesus was breaking the bread and then we just proceeded. Do you think the disciples were mad that they didn't have any butter or that the bread was always unleavened? I'd be so pissed. Do you know that they didn't have butter? Is that confirmed? I feel like oil.

Yeah. Yeah. They're a big olive oil group. They're like the Italians. They're dipping that thing oil group they're like the italians they're dipping that thing in there and just like munching it around giving a little swirly big italians in israel it's across the pond they were rampant over there we're historical podcast that's right yeah yeah quote us on this please if any uh news outlets need a expert let us know we're available we're not busy we're doing we're doing the how was your

week segment though every pod we're i'm saying it now okay so give me an official let's get an official ranking cory what's your official ranking so we're saying like 10 is the best weekend of your life or best you know best you know everyone use their own scale i want you to get creative with the scale you're going to use i will say i mean i guess five should be like an average week i'll say like this i'll say it's seven and a half i want out two nights like that hasn't happened in the last like year pretty much so yeah okay uh on a scale of one to the color blue i'm about a yellow nice so do with that what you want yeah i'm gonna give my weekend about um 24 water buffaloes

came in strong came in strong that's a lot of water buffalos i haven't had a leaf like that in a while what's uh do we know what would that be a herd a flock a gaggle yeah i heard they call i heard they call them a flock of buffalo a flock of buffalo yeah is it a herd is that is it is that i'm assuming it's oh you guys are gonna like this this. It's called a gang. A gang of water buffaloes? Gang, gang, baby. Gang, gang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Either a gang, a herd, or an obstinacy. What was the last one? I'm going to stick with gang.

Obstinacy? Ooh, I kind of like that one too. Is that obstinacy abstinent? Well, there's a whole gang of them. So probably not. There you go. Do water buffaloes queef oh my god ladies call us it uh all those water buffalo listeners please hit up those phones

speaking of water buffalo queefs uh our fourth is here rook, how's it going, man? Your boy is officially back. I ain't talking ground beef. I ain't talking 93.7 lean. I ain't talking steak. Steak, baby, fuck yeah. No, we're talking the Korean beef bulgogi back in the fucking house. Great to be here. Apologies for my absence last week.

Apologies for being late this week. You know, shit's going crazy right now. OK, I got I guess I'm making moves right now. OK, life is good to be back. You the only thing you missed is and where I've decided we're making this how we introduce our podcast. How'd your week go, man? How's the weekend?

You know, rank it one to ten or as you know, how many water buffalo would you give it? Or, you know, one to blue, whatever your ranking scale is. Give us that ranking. So the water buffalo scale, how does that work? Like, is it just it's it's the American water buffalo scale. It's not you know, we're not going metric water buffalo. OK, good. Good to know um i'd give my

weekend a solid 42 water buffaloes man it was two hey that's a weekend so it was it was comeback weekend on the links man i was i was dialed in on the golf course felt fucking josie the swing was feeling great it was a good weekend um terrible time going out on saturday because my friend's a fucking idiot yo milky mark if you hear this go fuck yourself you stole my shit list but the golf game was great you know i got full 18 holes friday or saturday and sunday played great we're vibing boyos so you gave it 42 water buffalo how many water buffalo if you weren't stock trying to get into an apartment that you didn't have keys for even even 69 water buffalo easy money oh sexy gang hey easy money i don't think i've ever hit 69 water buffalo in a

week can you uh rox can you describe to me the hot dog at the turn if you had one i did not oh so we got we got a wedding we're going to coming up man i don't got time to be throwing hot dogs down the gullet man i don't have time to joey chestnut out there okay i need to be slim i need to be looking nice okay dude i know you're the i know you're the glizzy gobbler i i am you know in my past i've i've been I've been known to gobble a few glizzies here and there but I had to ease off man I gotta look good in this I got a slim suit

I'm wearing too I gotta keep it chill you know what is like his third mule is that your third Corey who are you my sponsor it's a good thing we're talking about pregame drinking games this week but first we have a caller so it's a good thing we're talking about pregame drinking games this week heck yeah we are first

but first we have a caller so this one's out of uh who could it be who could it be hey guys Timmy from Valparaiso Indiana here but my dad calls me big time I just wanted to say thanks ever since I started listening to your podcast My friends beat me up less You see Out on the playground They used to beat me up five days a week Now it's only four

Cause I listen to It's Wingsame I do Thanks guys you're the best Thanks to me from Valparaiso. Thank you. What the fuck just happened? Or as your dad calls you, big time. Big time Timmy Jim.

Everyone knows him. What the fuck was that? Don't worry. He's a listener. He's a viewer. He's going to keep calling in. Anywho. Okay. Since your boy's back can i do my quick my i have some quick notes that i want to give from last week from last week soapbox you have you have a timer uh 60 seconds no it's gonna be chris berman's fastest three minutes baby come on no it's not

gonna take three minutes um i actually for that i forgot i forgot my one sheet at home so this is gonna be off the top of the dome but man so first off what i remember from the list cory that hey at the beginning of the last episode was the most unenthusiastic shit i've ever heard in my life get your fucking excitement up dude it's wednesday my dudes um i don't recall. You literally, you went, hey. And I don't know if you were trying to do like Burns high. And like you just didn't commit to the bit. But man. I'm going to pause you quick.

I got a new mic last week. I think I was trying to do Brian's high. And I don't know if my settings were set up correctly. That's either way. Still on me. Still on me. Excuse us. It's on you.

I like constructive criticism thank you rooks i got you second note ladies keep calling in and educating us it is very obvious we don't know shit about shit please keep calling in and educating us because we are very apparently stupid as fuck so appreciate the calls um chris i did call i did give kristen an avenger comment she was right there uh somebody made it somebody made a joke about kristen's origin story was her just talking about hot mike like that's how she was introduced on the podcast i was like kristen the first avenger and then okay i mean yeah i commit i said that. What else? For Corey's question, you guys

fucking Burns earhole bullshit was the most bullshit bullshit I've ever heard on this podcast. I'm going to cut my ears off, but I'm going to wear fake ears and I'm still going to have a hole? That's not how this shit works. That's definitely not how the question works. People who have their arms amputated

wear fake arms. You don't give them crap. You're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot. You ever insult an amputee out in the street? Like, dude, why are you wearing a fake arm, you loser? No, I wouldn't. If they're an amputee, they can't listen to this podcast anyway.

You got to touch the buttons. It's okay. We got an audience. It's fine. What the fuck, man? Why are you just dissing some possible viewers like that? I'm coming out strong. You're canceling possible viewers like that? I'm coming out strong. You're canceling all amputees.

I'm coming out strong. I have my stance. That's his fucking Moscow mule speaking. Jesus. I have my stance. I said it. But hey, it's my fucking time to talk. Shut the fuck up.

And then, so, you guys said, or I think Corey and Zach said their pinky toes or whatever. Or like toes. I'm getting rid of my toes a hundred percent did y'all ever watch the amanda show yeah do y'all remember the shit moody's point where the dad lost his big toe and he just kept gluing a fucking hot dog to it bro i'm gluing hot dogs to my feet all day like I am doing that constantly even though it never worked and every time he did it he would just fall fucking over

still just great so great um another thing was oh the super smash brothers dude Mario and Luigi are far and away the only people any of us could fight like not Pikachu is, six inches long.

Pikachu shoots fucking lightning, dog! But he's six inches long! Have you ever downed B with Pikachu, dude? Downed B with Pikachu is OP. That thing would fucking kill you, brother. In the game, though, he's the same size as, like, Ganondorf, and Ganondorf is apparently, like, seven foot eleven. And Donkey Kong.

Irrelevant. These are my notes take it or leave it um and then also y'all were shitting on y'all were talking about Ness's PK Thunder as being like pulling a little fake gum thing dude that's his save he

shoots the PK Thunder into his ass and it launches him like 15 feet up in the stage and that's how he saves himself from dying yeah but if he's gonna shoot himself with it like it can't hurt that bad because he's gonna it actually does i think it does 10 plus percent on his health but anyway dude i've done a lot worse than 10 plus on my own health in real life so it's my fucking turn please shut the fuck up thank you um and then um oh gas station gas station if i'm if i'm hung over i'm getting the biggest possible smart water you can humanly buy in the gas station i'm talking like if they have a dispenser like big jug of it i'm getting that um not hung over always got to

go g-raid always get some gatorade nipple top if they got it for sure lock it up um zach saying lifesaver gummies absolute fucking slapper absolute heater um salty gotta gotta go with some cheese it's man love me cheese it's and this is the worst collaboration of snacks out of all four of us by far. Bitch, shut up. I'm going to get peanut butter. I'm a classic Reese's guy, man. I don't know. Anytime

there's other forms of Reese's, it just doesn't do the same peanut butter to chocolate ratio. That's what I'm here for with Reese's, man. I don't need the wafer in the middle. We need to start normalizing gas stations to put their reese's in the in the fridge section though because no because nothing slaps harder than reese's that have been chilled a little zach oh yeah me and zach are on the same page today

fight them right now um put in your pocket of like a 300 pound like black guy who sits like in the corner by the cashier like register just warm them up a little bit i want it a little bit melty when i open it it wants to stick to the wrapper then you have to lick the wrapper afterwards i don't want to be in the freezer where you're like gonna break a tooth eat into it you want you want doo-doo pants you want reese's doo-doo pants oh for sure market it it's not the newest flavor anyway and then ice cream ice cream choice so yeah it's got to be something you can wolf down quick not that messy i always got the big oreo ice cream sandwich you know what i'm saying

i think it's just like a massive ice cream oreo do you like that was my go-to how'd the rapper taste he's not denise you gotta ask denise i don't know that's not my wheelhouse it's not my wheelhouse um but yeah i think i think that's the gist of what i got there were definitely a few notes that i left out but i don't have my one sheet so and it is no comment no comment on our fake balls yeah dude oh i didn't really care about the fit oh no this is my biggest this is my biggest critique this is my biggest critique of the last episode um spunk tank much is the is the worst thing that's ever been said on this podcast and it's and it's not close like it's genuinely not close spunk tank is the worst thing that's ever been said on this fucking podcast but look you know the show nathan for you yeah we watched that in

college that is 1000 a nathan for you sketch for sure and you cannot deny it like that absolutely is on his show and he's gonna go pitch it to a sperm bank and they're gonna just be very awkward for 60 minutes worth of television fucking spunk tank also uh shout out shout out to burn uh pretending to be hard that's my final note shout out shout out to burn trying to pretend to be hard all the time you're talking about definitely just a straight up quote from you you're talking about putting gauges in your ear and you're like oh yeah and i would just like pretend to be hard and then like yeah zach was like oh dude so you just pretend to be hard i was like oh you just like pretend to be hard. Like, great job, Vern.

Congrats. I thought that made sense in my head. Hey, and those were the fastest three minutes with your boy, Korean Beef. Nice. Sick. Finally. Good. Okay.

Cool. Tearless for this week. Moving on from Rooks' horrible opinions. We're doing pregame drinking games, specifically pre-game drinking games because we had arguments beforehand we're not doing tailgating games so there might be some left out so don't everyone get their panties in a bunch and call it and say we're missing something because we know so the list that we're going to go through it's gonna be pretty short we got pong thumper flip cup slaps cup slash stack cup kings and then over 40 hands so i'm not gonna start us out because i have very little opinions on these because i don't think so where so my tears

can be a little weirder than where are we starting let's uh let's start pong pong's an easy one yeah pong is i'm gonna say it's s with the caveat of it being a if i'm playing my parents oh yeah because it's just nasty and they just beat that ass every time dude like it's it's disgusting okay so hold on let me preface this with i've only played against them with my partner being begogi beef not saying you're bad because you and i are very good together i choose you as my partner we choose each other yet four years more than five four years but four years of college and post-college freaking what are we oh and five against my parents it's yeah it's always more than two it gets worse every every time me and cory go on a hot streak at like a tailgate or something,

we'll get our confidence up and we'll be like, all right, it's time to throw it out with your parents. Like it's time to challenge them. And his parents are both like hammered. They don't want to play and they're just embarrassed to be on the same table as us. And then they show up after not warming up or anything. Oh, yeah, that's Island. Oh, yeah, that's a bounce shot. Oh, yeah oh yeah behind the back like it's it's fucked up you know how like horrible it

is to your psyche to have to reteach your parents how to play every time you play and then proceed to lose to your parents like like they don't cheat they don't do anything and here's the thing they win in different like scenarios so the first time we played it was like jeff's just you know buckets buckets buckets and my mom hit the last shot it's like okay great she didn't do anything and then we played like two years ago and it was like jeff couldn't hit a shot and my mom was just draining like they just pick each other up and i hate it like one of them just needs to have a off day and me and rooks have got them like it's easy so s because for obvious reasons like it's a classic go-to everybody plays it it's the default like game to play and it's easy to teach

easy to learn and you can be hammered sometimes you're better when you're hammered it's great you can set it up anywhere i'll say i'll stop there yeah i'll go uh i'll go a tier the only reason it's not s is because everyone has bullshit house rules that don't make any sense and that kind of ruins it for me the other uh reason it's it's a and not s is because people don't play with beer in the cup like it's beer pong like i don't i don't care if Paul hits the floor. You're disgusting. This coming from a man who's going to eat toilet water, drink toilet water, beer pong. If I had any other take, would you? It'd be a disingenuous.

I respect you more for standing by it, but yeah, you have your point. Go ahead, Rooks. I would just like to say, the beer comment is coming from a guy who at a party. We were in a basement and me and Zach are teammates. We have at least 20 witnesses.

Zach, someone on the other team. We're in a basement. The floor is not done. It's stone floor. Zach, someone misses a shot. Zach picks the ball up off the ground, plops it straight into his mouth and just looks at me just as happy as can be. Oh, you're forgetting the best part of the story. If you're not familiar, Pittsburgh potty is look it up.

It's just a potty in the cellar in the basement cellar that steel mill workers used to go to when they were like covered in soot. So it's just no walls, just toilet. Earlier in that night, multiple times, the same ping pong balls bounced into the toilet. And that was before Zach did what Rooks just said. So toilet mouth boy, but good for you for standby. I'm sorry. My immune system is stronger than all of yours. And then four months later, COVID came around.

So coincidence. I don't know so yeah uh a tier for me uh is your silver game just not s i'm going i'm going s tier it's it's it's the classic dude it's it gets people going people can get excited people cannot give a shit and not get bothered by people playing it it's i think it's it's an all-around great game you can be sober you can be blacked out i do think the house rules are annoying but i very rarely have ran into a scenario where it makes me not want to play a lot of times it's just dumb shit like oh heating up i fuck it first off heating up

is ass but like people people call heating up and like other bullshit but i've never had like i've never played a game of pong where the other team was doing something or the people whose house it was was made a rule that ruined pong for me because pong is great that's fair s tier all right i sort of agree i'll have some unique opinions i'm giving it a it's not s for me because one i suck at it so like that's just it's less fun for me two it's like only four people can play at a time in like pre-game i want like everyone to all be playing one game because i kind of it's kind of like you have like five to ten people all just trying to like go out for the night it's not like you got a big party at that point so like you want everyone to be involved so those are my two negatives the plus though

like zach is mad about you can just swap out whatever cups for water and then you just have a couple whatever in your hand they don't know you're just drinking water so I fit in right away no one knows it's great I don't ruin the game I love it water big chameleon guy exactly blend right in with my surroundings love it

what's next on the list next on the list toon squad favorite thumper what's the name of the game so for if you live under a rock and you don't know what thumper is basically everybody has a sign before the game so you can act like you're jerking off or you can just like chef's kiss or something random pretend you're hard some random thing with your hands or some kind of movement you have to remember everyone's stuff and everybody like calls other people you have to do

their sign and then you point at someone else's sign and it goes around terrible description probably but like i don't feel like getting into it google it fuckers but i love thumper i like i like thumper it's fun but. But I'm putting it A tier. I love the game, and I think it's really fun. And like Byrne was saying, it's a really good way to get everyone involved, everybody playing it. But after a few rounds,

it's awesome when everybody knows everyone's down pat, and each turn lasts forever and the anticipation's building but there's just no like dimension or other like direction it goes it's the same yeah it's gonna be the same game every time you play it and then when everyone changes signs by the time you get to that point if everyone's changing signs you're not playing very many rounds left any there's not very many rounds left anyway so i'm throwing it a i think it's a great fun game great way to get everyone involved but it's just it's just not not versatile enough yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna go regular thumper i'll go c because the added benefit of sexual thumper is it's just hilarious like you already have to

play the game thumper which is like just try to remember other people's signs and you get flustered and you're drinking like there's a lot going on but then factor in like i feel like half the time i could like remember every person's sign but it would just make me laugh and then i would panic because i'm laughing and i ran out of time and it's just fantastic same reasons as rooks but like once you're lower just because it's like I when everybody's at their peak and it goes on for the longest time I love that but yeah like it doesn't happen often everybody's got to be on the same like headspace like same drunk level and it's fantastic and it goes on forever but then like you said there is no like end to it the end is like when you get tired of it not like somebody won so i'll go

regular thumper c sexual thumper b yeah i'll put it at uh b tier a lot of the reasons cory just gave i think i think there's like an optimal two or three rounds that you have during thumper and then the the build up and the come down are are not rough but they're just less fun because if you don't get a good chain going it just kind of defeats the purpose so um i will say shout out to my three sexual thumper signs the the pepper grinder this the uh the sand pit or the fire starter and then the ketchup bottle is my uh favorite so i'll let you guys wildly aggressive exactly i'll let like in the painful apartment yeah i'll let the viewers interpret what each of those mean but i'm sure you

your nasty little minds can uh can think about it you're nasties i don't think i like how you whispered that he's got a new mic man he's got a little asmr right now right so i'm putting thumper c tier and i know kristin's gonna probably call it and call all of us out for not making this s tier but like everyone said it's just the same thing over and over again and we had a streak of like six months in college where they only wanted to play thumper and when you're not drunk it's not that fun because you remember the signs and it's just like okay i just i'll just do a jerk off sign and we can move on like it's but the only plus you kind of don't really drink during it so i know it's kind of a drinking game but like there's not set rules on what you have to do to drink other than if you like mess it up you drink so cup of water no one knows chameleon

i love brian's rankings they're so fun they're so fun okay we're on our third one we're on to flip a cup oh dude dude if you've ever been to a penn state tailgate dude and seen about like eight tables pushed together 40 people on either side brings a tear to my eye when flip cup is s2 that yeah that's like it's s like i said before i guess not pre-game is not tailgating games you still have 40 people do it at a pre-game um everyone gets evolved it's kind of easy to play some people suck at it but it's pretty simple, there'll be crappy people on both sides, you can just put water

in your cup, no one will notice, it's great a Brian classic chameleon and it's just fun even if I'm not drunk, I'm really bad at it, so people will think I am and still get mad at me for losing for their team it's great

did you give it a ranking uh s you're going s damn yeah brian giving it the s it's fun it's not s tier if you're 10 plus people on each team for every person for every two people you lose under 10 it moves down one letter it is it's the ultimate team game can we agree on that the ultimate pre-game like team game which personally i love high stakes the amount of pressure you get when it's your turn holy shit it's like you got 10 seconds left on the clock and the ball's in your hands like good fucking luck and the high of hitting it in one shot incredible it's just on another level but then flip side the low of just flip flip oh off the table flip flip. Oh, I broke my cup. Just garbage. That's horrendous. But that being said, just the stakes of it in general.

And again, like we'll probably repeat this. The amount of people that like amount of epicness when you have 20 people, it's so much fun. I'll give it. Yeah, I'll give it in. I'll give it an ass because like at its peak that shit's that's an s but like it has if you're playing with like five people or six people i guess even sides and everyone's having off day that thing's an f that it's great it's everyone gets involved i like it because everybody actually fucking drinks too so it's it creates some

messiness it creates some wild card ability which i enjoy the real drink burn shut up but um i'm gonna i'm gonna keep it i'm gonna keep it a tier the only reason i'm not putting an s tier is there's not unless someone completely botches it if a team has a two to three person lead the other team's not coming back there's no shot yeah there's no there's very rarely if there's no shot. There's very rarely... If there's a few people, it's very rare that there's a comeback, which I don't like. That's why it scales, though, on people

size. Because if there's over 10 people on each team, you could screw up the beginning, make a comeback, screw up again, and then tie at the end. If there's more people, it definitely makes it better. But I don't like that. i don't like that and then like i'm not gonna say i'm the best flip cup player i'm a good one i'm a decent one i'll i'll i'll fuck up once or twice maybe but i'm good i always have the person who's just double backflip travis pastrana in their cup and just throwing it in

the fucking sky and it's what are you doing why are we giving these things muhammad ali uppercuts man just use two fingers give it a little flip a little touch man but i always get that person's always and this might be why my team never comes back to win is because I always get stuck with one person that fucking sucks, but it just kills the game. It kills the game for me. Hey man, float like a butterfly, sting like a flip cup. That's what he said,

but I'm going A tier. Alright, this is S tier for three reasons. One, it offers a chance of an individual matchup because you get when you get paired across from someone and you want to like rip their throat out um like actually we were playing flip cup this last weekend and uh at a bar actually we had it like lined up in a big l because we put a bunch of tables together and i was paired up with this

random guy never met him before and i just kept telling him that i'm about to clap his cheeks and flip cup and he was he was terrified i just kept telling him that I'm about to clap his cheeks in flip cup, and he was terrified. I just kept repeating to him, I'm going to clap your cheeks. And then when flip cup was over, I would just walk by in the bar and be like, I'm still going to clap those cheeks, Pete. So just so you know. That's just sexual assault. That's harassment if I've ever heard one. That's assault, brother.

Yes. So one is the added aspect of the personal matchup uh to uh the slop that's on the table just like the mixture of stuff is adds like an extra slip and slide element that i think is underappreciated some people don't like it but you got to leave the slop on there because i fucking hate it some people play better and dude some people play better when it's in wet conditions brother some people like prefer the rain so So I feed me the slop. And the third reason that it's S tier is because of the Survivor Flip Cup variation.

Survivor Flip, do you guys know what Survivor Flip Cup is? Yeah, yeah. Survivor Flip Cup is when you play like four, like it's the same playing five v five. And if your team wins, you get a chance to vote someone else on the team, other team off, but they still have to do five cups. So you keep going back and forth and voting.

And if you're down to the last person and you just somehow rally your team back and able to eliminate in 1v1, it is an ultimate game. You get so fucked up so quickly, but you feel like an absolute badass at the end of it. So for those three reasons that is my dissertation on why flip cup is big old s tier make sure you say references doctor bibliography great choices all right fourth one on the list we're going slap slap cup or stack cup i can't say say that right. Or someone else do it because or Rage Cage.

It's a proper name. I didn't know Rage Cage was the same thing. All these games have 40 fucking names, man. I don't fucking know. Kids these days, man. If anyone doesn't know what slap cup is, there's a bunch of cups in the middle, full beer.

There's always a death cup in the middle. That's one full beer. But basically you're death cup in the middle. That's one full beer. But basically, you're bouncing a ping pong ball into your cup. And someone next to you is as well. If you make it, you pass your cup past their cup. They have to grab a cup from the middle and drink. And the variation slap cup, if you pass someone over you slap their cup away and they have to grab one stack cup which i think is more fun you stack

your cup into their cup and then they have to keep stacking which makes it just fucking hilarious at the end um so i mean i'm like i'm a fan i love all the games on this list like i don't know if i'll have anything low um true i think i think this is b tier i i enjoy this game a lot the only thing i don't like about it is you have to have one peep everyone has to be down to play and like paying attention like everyone you have to have a group that's into it and can handle the rules and stuff in um two i always get fucked with the death cup pretty much every fucking time my my i'm chilling the whole game i'll get a few a few passovers i'll pass over other people and then at the end i don't know what happens everyone just laser beams looks at me and is like you're fucking done kid and i just get passed over

50 fucking times and i get the death cup which fucking sucks but i enjoy the game i think it's a really fun way it's another one that gets everyone involved it's fairly simple you just have to have a group that wants to play it yeah b2 i'd say i'm b tier too the only reason it's not higher um is because there's the opportunity for people for the for like the game to get stuck in one corner and then i'm just you know you're just standing by yourself like not drinking and at some point i'm just like i kind of want to drink and then i'll just get stacked it's just so i can feel something um oh my god but uh get stacked so you could feel something possible name of the episode yeah exactly all right so i i yeah so i i mean it's it's still

fun like if you get a group of players like who all know and are just like moving the cups around and like trying to play strategy with it i think it's a great game and then the end it gets you know whatever you have like you know you put like a, a shot of rum, and a shot of whiskey all in the middle, and that's the Death Cup, or it's a full warm IPA beer, or it's milk mixed with tequila. Oh. Yeah, you can get pretty wild with the Death Cup. Yeah, so you can get pretty wild with the Death Cup.

But yeah, I think for the fact that it sometimes can be just kind of stuck in one corner, that's why I'm choosing it as a B tier. I agree with all the points. The only added thing i want to say i agree it's beats here but the only added thing i want to say is the high to get your aggression out and slap a fucking cup off the table is like no other it's like one of my favorite things like that moment s tier does it happen that often and it does it like it's like sometimes do you feel like a bully yeah but am i gonna do it every time 100 but yeah it's a it's a b game but holy crap s tier slap in the cup yeah that's the the only trade-off between slap and uh stack slap you do get that fucking satisfying feeling of just knocking someone's cup out

but stack cup when you get to the end and they have 14 cups stacked up on top and they're trying to bounce a ping pong ball into it that's funny is beyond comedy it is so fucking great but yeah i'd say too like with stack up you can almost be like a cocky asshole like you can see them struggling and just like stare at them and then slowly drop the cup into their stack and just be like drink it bitch and then just keep going so so i'm going off of what the consensus is i'm giving this f because you have to drink you can't really just drink water no chameleon no chameleon there's no way to like adjust it so i've literally never actually played because like i don't want to come in my one thing for playing every pre-game is i don't want to ruin the game for anyone else and if i'm just drinking water and i'm not like getting

screwed it just makes it unfair for other people so after that's so selfless brian what a great person i just don't want to be the center of attention and people not like me. So I'll sit in the corner and they won't notice me. That's great. Man, I agree. All right, next to last one on the list, we got Kings, which one I actually really like.

I give this one S tier because there's like actual sort of semi-complicated rules and it's kind of all over the place and it gets everyone involved. And it's like not just the same thing over and over. It's a bunch of other random crap. The only negative. Again, you have to have everyone pay attention because like the four floor sky, whatever, the seven ceiling, whatever one number is like, no, no, no. It's that one. Dude, you had it right the first time. It's seven ceiling whatever one number is like no no no it's that one dude you had it right the first time it's seven ceiling it's perfect i i actually i think it's i think that's a benefit when like people aren't paying attention because they're only

screwing themselves over like in this particular game you're not gonna ruin it for somebody else that's why i'm like that's a pro because for the same reason it's like i don't like when people aren't paying attention generally because i'm sure i don't pay attention when the night gets like you know further on in the night but yeah but like when a car gets drawn and they're like oh so what do we do then it's not fun like everyone needs to know the rules so you can actually play and not just be like okay so what it is again let's check our lists talk to the referee let's move on yeah like when you get into rhyme and stuff like that it's just like when you have to explain it and make sure everybody's on the same page or else you get like you start it and then somebody's like what and you're like does that count like do you drink or do we just do this again yeah i get that

uh we played it a lot in college i feel like we went through phases of games where it was like four months per game it would be like somebody just really got into the game and then we would all get really into it and then it would phase out but i will say like Kings is one of those games that I'll still play. Like if I don't feel like setting up fucking cups to play stack cup or pong or anything like Kings is definitely the go to for me. I'll give it an A just like for that. Like, I don't know. To me, there's no real downsides, except I guess what you were saying, Brian. Like if like we have to catch somebody up on the rules, but like of the time depending what card it just fucks them over and you get to

tell them hey drink because you weren't paying attention idiot yeah i'll i'm gonna give it c tier i think i just like more of the aggressive the aggressive games where there's a lot of yelling and just you know like shit talk i feel like kings is the game you kind of you need to play it at like i think we we play kings at like a bar like you just bring a deck of cards and play kings like for that reason it's nice because it's very portable but i think like as an actual pre game it's like just to have everyone kind of just sit around a table like not moving just looks kind of weird and just like all right pointing to the sky i don't know so i mean it's like c3 the one the one my one favorite rule that i don't think

it's like a normal rule is if you say little man i'll lose it no no no it's i think it's i forget which card it is it might be jack or something but it's uh it's called cactus and you have to hold your drink out um like straight in front of you like a cactus until another jack is drawn and you have to keep it like that the entire time so that's my favorite rule never involves physical pain i was gonna say like zach not liking kings is funny just because two minutes ago he was talking about how to some kid he didn't know he was playing flip cup he was going i'm gonna fucking clap your cheeks baby i'm here all day so it's very obvious yeah zach zach likes that aggressiveness he likes he likes the fierce games you know that's right um i'm gonna put i'm gonna put kings at s and hell yeah i agree we did have

big faces with all of these games where these are the only things we did when we pre-gamed but the thing that i like about kings the most compared to the other games is you can get to know people that you don't know very well so i love like when you pull never have i ever um different there's like isn't there some other ones where people have to oh hot seat questions hot seats good like questions i i love that shit that shit especially with people you don't know and everyone's like you start hearing stories from people and you're like that girl is a psycho what the fuck like it's it's just really i think it's always interesting like i've played it with um when i was in high school I was in I went to some party with like two people I knew and we were playing with 25 people and I just got to know all of these people which was so interesting um but I I think it's I think it's

really fun and I like that you actually get to talk to people during it it's one of the few games you play where you actually can talk to people and get to know them and stuff so that's what i like the most about it yeah it's definitely the most social out of all of them it's more like a kickback pre-game versus like a rager pre-game kind of yeah also uh we don't have Shears Governor on this list. I feel like we need him. Oh, shit. Can we just say S and move on? Do we all agree? Yeah, we can say S. That's fine.

All right. Moving on. Ending on Edward Fortyhands. Have you guys actually ever played Edward Fortyhands? Oh, yeah, brother. Yes. Terrible. I did it in high school.

F tier. F tier. F tier. f tier f tier f tier f tier and then um f tier it fucking sucks it's so bad it's not even can we do we even consider this a game yeah i don't know i just want to put it on there because we could talk about it because it's so bad it's not really a game you you don't have access to your hands it's a mental it's a game like saw the movie saw had games you literally don't have access to your hands for an hour maybe depending on how hard you drink for 80 ounces you don't have access to your hands yeah For about 42 water buffaloes. For 80 ounces, you're holding malt liquor in your hands. That sucks. And I actually didn't mind, I really didn't mind 40s,

but drinking two of them and not having access to my hands, why are we doing this? Why is this fun? I'm out. F tier, F tier, F tier. Question, because I never played. Have you gone to the bathroom with Edward 40 hands and how does that work if you had you

need a partner you find a good friend I never peed during it so I can't answer you pee in the empty bottle easy it still doesn't still doesn't solve the problem of pulling out moves it up to eat here it's convenient oh yeah

like unzipping your pants didn't even occur to me velcro dog velcro jeans we're gonna invent them specifically for edward 40 hands no my next shark day edward 40 pants edward 40 pants no i think we can move on it's f tier if it wasn't malt liquor I think it would be okay like if it was just like I like 240 ounces of Miller Lite or of high noon or of anything else it'd be fine the fact that it's just like gross malt liquor like it's like yeah like duct tape to your hands and you're just you just look like a fool do you think this is big malt liquor created this game oh 100 it's like it's like smearing off ice i'm convinced smearing off ice can like concocted the term icing people so they

could stay in business dude if they did give a raise to whoever invented it because it's worked so well have you ever actually seen with someone like roll up to a party with like smearing off ices and like actually just drink them other than like in like middle school it's not yeah people no i've seen i've seen i've seen uh i've seen people in college show up to a pregame with just a six pack of smear off ice and because they'll come in and i'm i'm terrified and what are you doing with those and like it'll be someone i don't know and they're like drinking and it's like they came out with like a handgun and just brought that to the party. You're like, what is this?

Borderline the same thing. You brought a Smirnoff Ice to a knife fight. Smirnoff Ice wins 10 times out of 10 in a knife fight. I'll tell you that now, brother. They can't stab you until they finish it so you can run away. It's easy. That's how it works, people.

You just got ice, man. Have fun defending yourself uh we reference crawl show a lot and everyone who listens need to go watch the entire like it's like the prequel to this podcast anytime i ask someone if they've seen the crawl show the answer is always now it is it's always it's what are you talking about yeah what the fuck is the crawl show known what it is yeah incredible show though so that's our tier list for pre-game games we lay like we were pretty much consensus for most of them except i mean i feel like it was like we all like being at parties having fun and

drinking so it was all like at least above sea and then it's like we throw in edward 40 hands just to really balance it out yeah fuck edward 40 hands i mean yeah the list of pre-game games is the list because it's the ones people actually play it's not like we threw in a bunch of like uh monopoly like yeah f F tier pregame game. We should know who's playing that before the bar. I kind of want to, we should make Brian do Edward Forty Hands, but with like two giant ice mountains of jugs of water and then just watch him just die of water poisoning.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You give me a liter of milk on each hand, done in five minutes. Game over. Gallon challenge. I've done the gallon challenge and my goal was to just puke because i got like halfway through and i was like man my stomach hurts so my neighbor's dog ran into the yard and i started chasing him around because i was like i just need to puke and i know if i start running it'll happen and it didn't happen and then i was

sitting there just in pain for the next like 15 minutes. And I had like one fifth of the milk jug left. And I like thought I could do it, but I couldn't. That hurts so bad coming up. You're fucking gross. Three quarters of a gallon of milk coming out all at once hurts. It's so much pressure. I've never puked further.

It actually went like three, four or five feet. There's a video. Yeah. There's a video. I can post it. I can post it on this guy's facebook yeah dude try to find it and post it i don't have my facebook anymore but i have everything saved off of it bro that shit's so gross that's just gonna get flagged by twitter like it's gonna get the the thing before where you you have to um what does it say disturbing images or whatever. It was great though because my one friend decided

to do chocolate milk because they're like, oh, I could drink that more because it tastes good. And then we dyed everyone else's jug a different color because we thought it'd be funny if we puked at the same time and it was all different colors. I was the only one who puked. Everyone else just drank half a gallon of milk and then went home because they're like, yeah, my stomach hurts.

So stupid. We're going to do the half a gallon of milk and then went home because they're like, yeah, my stomach hurts. So stupid. We're going to do the half a gallon of milk and go home challenge tonight, boys. Brian's committed the game. He just started finishing everyone else's milk. He's like, I got to do it for the milk game. I can't. I can't. Got to do it.

Let him down. Rainbow puke. Man, just puking fucking rainbows. It was great. Oh, well, one friend did puke, but like a tiny bit. That's the reason I started to puke. He was like off camera and he puked on his shoes a little bit and it was red and he was wearing like white shoes. So his shoes are red for the rest of like the senior year.

And I saw that and just hurled. Can't be rocked. So I post that. Everyone look at the Twitter. Can't be rocking your white Air Force Ones when you're about to puke red milk. Good advice. Good advice for the week all right so do do we want to dive a little bachelor just did just a little cory i know you have a hard out that was 11 minutes ago and you're still here i got a hard out also didn't watch the bachelor so i'm i'm cutting out get the fuck out

of here man we can get core We can cut him a break. Rook showed up late. So I'm leaving early. See you, man. See, that's how this works. All right, Zach, did you watch Bachelor? No, I heard there was a lot of sex toy references. And absolutely, that's about it. And i can't get i don't know i can't get behind the season because katie just reminds me too much of the girl next door but not the hot

girl next door like your friend who played baseball with you girl next door type of thing fuck she's a she's a bro there's a video of her like walking um to the rose ceremony and her arms are out like she just like dead lifted 300 pounds and it's so funny and she retweeted it too so she's like she's really cool but she is pretty much like i fuck i fuck with her so hard if anyone's heard me talk about katie you're gonna know that i'm gonna love her fucking season but yeah i just you know we we started as a batch podcast here. We started doing that. We used to review all the episodes.

Now we go a little more off the rails. But I want to dabble a touch in Bachelor. I have too many thoughts for us to not dabble in Bachelor. Yeah, I like, and this is, there was some good shit this week. There was some really good shit. But so what I want, what I want to do this week is, so we talked in another podcast about the three stars in hockey. So at the end of each game, the three best players get stars.

Third star is like third best. Second star is second best. First star is the best. Makes no sense. More stars, more stars, more better in my book. False. Not in hockey, bitch. And then the other thing I want to do is a bad guy of the week so typically if you ever hear me say that's a bad guy that's a

good thing like that's him like dang like that guy is kissing people fuck yeah but in this sense it's gonna be like that guy fucking sucks like that guy stinks like poop that guy's the worst and so we're gonna have three good guys one bad guy does that sound good sounds good all right so let's start with the bat let's get the bat out of the way my boy carl man oh my god motivational speaker complete dumbass this guy this dude bombed on stage for a whole ass hour he was on stage just eating eating shit eating eating shit and just loving his life and he knew he bombed after they boot him off stage he turned was like heckle yeah whatever guys and you're a motivational speaker like that's your job my guy like you kind of you they boot him off stage. He turns like heckle. Yeah, whatever guys. And you, you're a motivational speaker.

Like that's your job. My guy, like you kind of, you kind of drop the fucking ball here. Um, also just the end of the episode, him sitting down with Katie and just going, there are some guys here that I know aren't for you.

Jeez. Can you give me one example? No, but I've seen it. There's people talking about it. And just the way he talks when the dudes get so pissed. And he's, guys, why are you,

dude, why are you upset? Guys, seriously, guys, what's going on, guys? Like, seriously. And it's like, you're a shithead, man. Like, shut the fuck, you're a fucking clown, brother. It looks like he's in the next

episode too which i'm mad about so he doesn't get sent home yeah they're gonna they're gonna keep him around because he's straight all he all he wanted to do was stir the pot 110 he was he was strictly trying to stir the pot there burn do you have a do you have a bad guy of the week um i'm gonna do negative stars of the week so my good guy for the week is um the virgin dude because there's been so many versions on bachelor and they always handle it poorly i like he's he's still weird but like if you're going on the show and it's katie and all she does is like talk about sex and her vibrator and your version like obviously it's probably not going to be a good match i don't know why he's there but he didn't make it a big deal usually they wait till like eight episodes and they're like

i have something huge to tell you it's gonna ruin everything and then they're like oh that's fine okay we can move on where he just like told her whatever and gave like a good speech he got like the he didn't get the rose for the event but he won the like group date yeah he won the group date yeah so like he did it well so i'll give him credit because there's been so many times where that's gone poorly so that's my good guy for the week yes i so i do agree i'm glad he came out and talked about it in the beginning i just i hate the crying episode two i don't like that he started crying when he was talking about it it's like look i get this is

some like my whole thing you like you said we've had tons of virgins on the show at this point can y'all just no one gives a shit that you're a virgin no one cares and now like and i'll toot my own horn but i'm not a virgin but no like like obviously i don't understand what it's like to be 31 years old and a virgin but can we just who cares just be you man just do your shit you're on this dating show trying to date this chick just lay it out man don't don't shit on yourself for doing like for being a virgin like no one fucking cares the bigger of a deal he makes out of it the bigger of a deal it turns out to be exactly that's why i'm happy he didn't do it like that because they've done that so many times in the past so that's my good guy for the week what's your third uh third star

so my third star so this is my third favorite person this week was trey i like trey's energy in the first week trey's energy like he was the one that had like the ball pit in the pickup truck and he was like oh he was real just like goofy and funny shout out trey during the group date he made two puppets fuck that was tough that was hilarious it was so funny but also just him calling like him calling out carl was a heater at the end of the episode he's one of the people that laid in the carl and i was like fuck yes man Body bag this fucking loser. He did a great job. Earned some major points with your boy. Yeah.

So, my negative three stars for the week. It's going to Hunter. He gave her a handwritten note and made her read it out loud. It just seemed like a kindergartner was like, Mom, look at the thing I wrote at school. And you'd see his handwriting. It wasn't great. And it wasn't like, at least it wasn't like a college ruled piece of paper with lines but it

was like a piece of paper that looked like it was like a pirate map like the edges were all frayed and it was like tan it was just so strange and his face just looked he just looks like a toddler anyways is he is he the one that keeps is he the one that keeps complaining about getting time i don't think so no he doesn't have a lot of screen time he's the one who's like probably the ugliest guy in the in the group which isn't yikes body bag and burn it's not an insult because they're all like attractive people he looks like taylor lautner that's the uh comparison okay yeah no i i know he has like a list yeah yeah no he's he keeps complaining about not having time and it's like second week brother you got you gotta you gotta you gotta insert yourself anyway um so that was my oh yeah three star i'll do my second star

so my second favorite person this week was i forgot the football player i think his name's andrew andrew yeah yeah yeah fucking hater man first off he's great first off on the group on the group date in the wrestling thing he got paired with um the dude whose occupation was a technical recruiter it's like who's making these matchups why are we doing this to this poor guy the dude was winning they slammed that dude like twice and the old guy rang the bell was like get these guys the fuck out of here because this guy's gonna die um this kid's never done an oklahoma drill in his life but yeah him him and the group date was hilarious but then um big time power play for him coming and grabbing katie after creepy zipper boy got sent home yeah like first off that guy

what you katie goes what so this stuff it sounds like it sounds serious like do you have anything to say about it he just goes well i don't know like what specifically he's talking about which means he's done something shitty like yeah come on when the other guy like talked to him one-on-one later cody was like yeah man why'd you bring that up yeah he didn't say no i didn't do anything he just said why'd you bring it up like she wouldn't have known he was like dude i would still be here this week man it's like what so you are shitty okay got it but yeah after she sent creepy zip he he works at a zip he works like a zipper company or something so that's why i keep calling him a creepy zipper boy but um andrew s swooping in on the power play and talking to her after she was all worked up with that stuff great move and had a great conversation

he seems he seems super genuine and like down to earth he's definitely making like top five him for sure oh yeah yeah. And the guy. That's. Thousand percent. There's like the only two front runners I really have. My negative two star for the week. We're going to talk about Carl. So I'm just going to. I'm going to keep it quick.

He just sucks. He's the absolute worst. He tries to be like alpha. A lot. And it's just. It's so annoying. You guys. That's all I'm going to say.

You guys. I didn't say anyone's names. Guys. Guys. Shut like a little cali accent and it's annoying yourself that guy sucks so what's your uh what's your one star my first star the best my first star of the week goes to my boy justin because he's the he's the painter dude him heckling Carl's set sealed it for me. We didn't see too much of Justin this week, but we saw him heckle him the whole set. Oh, my God. I was in fucking tears. Fun fact.

Also, my friend, one of my friends went to high school with him and like knows him. And she like she was out at a bar with him like two weeks ago. That's like like what the fuck it's that scoop but yeah no but um but he he just for him him shitting on carl his whole set and just being funny too not just being a shitty heckler and just being like hey you suck but actually being funny with it lock it up first star of the week for sure yeah that's great so my negative one star for the week this might be controversial uh the cat guy greg i have like really you don't like cat guy i so you know how last season you hated rachel from the very beginning yeah and i didn't

understand why you didn't like her at all i feel like that's what this exact opposite is gonna be i i don't know why but in my head i'm like it sounds like he's a girlfriend back home he gives me like the awkward like he seemed like tentative to try to like get like intimate that's a weird way to put it like in their conversation on a date wait are you talking are you talking about the do that one on the one-on-one or cat guy they're different people is that the same guy no they're different people okay cat guy cat guy's the one in the in the cut at the end when they were drawing shit he was the one talking to her and stuff and she was telling him how she when she got her covid test she like slapped her nurse are you sure yeah greg is the one with this greg is the one with the swoopy like middle part like

he has the swoopy hair yeah that's greg and he's which one's which one's the cat guy cat guy is oh i forgot his fucking name but it's they're different people i swear to god they're different people okay so not cat guy that just greg this is great no i'm on your side i was talking let's talk the one of my friends i was watching with i kept talking about he gives me mad jed vibes where it's like in the beginning it's like yeah this guy seems awesome and then it's like but it seems like there's just something off and i can't place it no rachel i can place what was wrong with her in the beginning she was well she's such an idiot anyway but i didn't get that from ray her at all that's why i I was like, I was going to think that we're going to be the same on this guy.

He just like, I don't know if he's just like very like introverted and like quiet, but like it was odd to me. And then it seemed like by the end of the date, he's like, crap, I really like her. And he got into it. And in my head, he's thinking like, crap, I have something back home, but I'm really into this girl. What do I do? And like their date was awesome. And like, I just feel bad because like, yeah, I have a bad feeling about I'm really into this girl what do I do and like their date was awesome and like I just feel

bad because like yeah I have a bad feeling about it it's tough the did you see the season like preview at the very very beginning of the first episode maybe so there's a scene where she's in a light blue like sweater or something which if

you've watched enough bachelor there's been like two or three times where they wear that exact same like sweater for some reason and every time it's after they proposed and then they break up at the end it happened with hannah b it happened with hannah ann what the fuck it happened for someone else before and it had such a deep cut but i saw it and i was like crap so that combined with like just bad vibes from him i think he wins and then they break up is my like i very deep shot especially after their date he's definitely he's definitely top three lock like lock it well and when he got a thousand percent

when he got out of the fucking limo which one thing i hate is she goes oh he looks like my ex-boyfriend i was like no i didn't know he was that one yeah oh not good not good but you know i i'm so i think it's so funny you said that because i kept talking about yesterday how he gives me mad jed vibes he seems so much like jed where he's gonna be this awesome like super sweet dude throughout and then there's just something wrong and something off about him but he was he was like during their date he was like like there were just a few he seems very um i think where i get the vibe from is he just when they're talking about stuff he's just everything she's saying what's like granted a bunch of them do this but he's just trying to agree with her but he has no follow-up on any of it like she was like are you an outdoorsy person and she was like are you an outdoorsy person he's like oh i love the outdoors um i like fishing

it's like i like yes you fish in the outdoors but like i don't know like and then he never set up he never set up a tent before. Like. Yeah, that was odd to me, because like if you fish enough, I feel like you do other outdoorsy things. Yeah. But maybe he's like a boat fisher where it's like we have money so we don't have to like. But like when like I was saying, like when I can work to the paddle boats, I fished all the time. Like, does that mean I can set up a campsite? No. But you were a boy scout and like yeah i could just be shitting on him hard for this but like i just i don't know he gives me he just sketches me out a touch just a touch it was weird that

date though seemed like a date from like eight weeks into the season it was oh yeah for that to be the first one-on-one was odd fucking In a good way, though. Katie having them make a bucket to shit in was my favorite thing. My favorite part of any date I've ever seen on The Bachelor. And also, this fucking psychopath. So she said, oh yeah, we would cut a hole out in the middle and then we'd pee and shit in that.

He just takes the axe, fucking Michael Myers, that motherfucker, and just jams it into him. Another red flag. Like, what are you doing, man? This is the least practical way to cut a hole in something is just throw the axe through the middle of it. Well, she was like, well, that's one way to do it. Yeah, she's like, what the fuck are you doing, asshole?

That's definitely not what she was expecting you to do, man. The one thing that people spotted on Reddit, she's wearing Greg's bracelet the day after their date. He has, you know, the little bracelet that's like the beads and has one black one, one white one. She's wearing the exact same thing the next day at like the group date. It's like, one, I hope she just has her own. I hope she's not actually wearing his

because that's such like a kind of a kick in the face to everyone else to be like that. Well, it's like there's already there's like between us now there's some kind of exchange that early like fuck i would be i'd feel like shit so into him though because like she's talking about her dad passing away is she like this is the first time i talked about him without like crying and it's with him and it's like okay that's the thing it's very obviously so attached yeah well she like her level of comatability with him was so high and then that first date i was like this guy's a lock for like top three no like no doubt he's a lock because

she's like yeah there she has all these conversations with all these people she's gonna have very few conversations that have as much meaning as their first conversation did. Him and then Andrew are the two that she's actually had like big conversations with that are going to like stick. At least that we've seen. Well, and then she wants to do the one dude she made out with the tall. I forgot his name. He was like tall, like kind of Latino looking. The dude that pulled her up in like his lap. That dude's going deep because she wants to ride that pony yeah was the guy who like didn't go on the group date at all no no no not

that's the dude that has the kid i'm sorry there's like this one dude who's huge like i'll look at i'll look it up and come back to you yeah next week because there's one guy that didn't go on the group date and he was like yeah i thought i was hoping that we just had like a connection she's like of course and then they just like made out that was the extent of their conversation that's the dude with the kid and he kind of he's he's too much of a he's too much of a simp boy for me he he just he asked questions and he like tilts his head like a child and i don't like it i don't enjoy it when an adult talks like that um but but yeah no um i don't i don't remember when i think it was during i think it was before the rose ceremony or something but he like

pulls her in his lap and they're just like they might as well be inside each other at that point like game over fantasy suites for this season are gonna be reckless they're gonna be they're gonna be something serious if you thought the like windmill thing on hannah b's season was insane i know it's like ridiculous moving on up in the world baby but i i like it i like the direction we're heading let's keep it going you know let's we're getting she got rid of a shitty person the first whiff of shittiness which i love yeah i hope the carl drama doesn't last very long because after the first episode i was like good no villains this season like let's

just move on and just like be funny and entertaining and then immediately carl's the villain again carl and she sent cody home immediately i thought that was the end of it it's not so i hope it's squashed next week it won't be but i hope it is so they can like just like not spend tv time showing us dudes being annoying you know fingers fucking crossed baby we have way too we had way too much bullshit last season i want to i want us to come back to the love season you know the relationships or just them being funny and entertaining like show us the goofy group dates too that's always like a good time i'd rather see them be dressing up in squirrel costumes trying to find a nut

than victoria f like complaining and crying in the corner for the reason i feel you so we'll keep doing bachelor recaps yeah we're gonna back and cory drop off i always have a lot of we're gonna we're gonna dabble we we Originated as a bachelor podcast me and The brag I love bachelor I'm I've been What I'm a vet in this game I've been Watching for years now I love talking About it it's great but we're gonna we're Gonna keep it brief like this we're

Gonna keep it short and sweet we won't Talk about at the beginning the episode We'll probably keep close I like closing With it about that yeah if you want to Listen hey stay tuned we'll dabble it up for you all right see you next week love you