It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 22: Which Disney dad would you want to sit on your face?

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

Happy belated father day episode, only like 10 days late, no big deal. This week the boyos talk about the insane looking new netflix show Sexy Beasts and draft the hottest, deadest, best, worst, Disney and Pixar dads. Timestamps: 0:00:00 - 0:07:26 - Intro 0:07:26 - 0:14:06 - Netflix Sexy Beasts 0:14:06 - 0:50:26 - Disney / Pixar Dads 0:50:26 - 0:51:52 - Timmy Soggins Rate us 5 stars! Leave a review! Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

It is Wednesday, my dudes. here guys we got zaddy and shy city the sunshine state honk to the his honk and it's your boy c my skinny penis aka skinny penis we're talking disney slash pixar dads today because as you guys have voted obviously you want us to uh we decided we're going to draft Pixar slash Disney dads. And I believe the format, and keep me honest here, Zaddy, rules enforcer, we're doing four pro dads, right? Like good dads, you know, based on your qualification of a good dad, I guess. Correct. And then one bad guy. One bad guy dad.

One bad dad. One bad dad. And I think that's our schedule today, Brian. Did I miss anything? Do we have some callers? We got a caller. We're going to talk some random Netflix stuff. And, you know, we'll probably talk about the spunk take at some point.

Wow, that's early to bring up. Oh, wow. Right off the gate. I got to keep the streak going, man. Hey, Corey, though. let's talk about the spunk take at some point wow that's early to bring up yeah oh wow right off i gotta keep the streak going man i'd be like cory though yeah cory how was your week yeah we missed that last week brian you know how was my week what did i do this week hey little impromptu camping trip dare i say you know claire claire bear those of you lucky enough to know her and said that she's never gone camping before not like in a cabin you know like tented up rough it so we brought the little doge out and we went to west virginia and found a nice little spot they had live music that was a nice little find and uh it was nice perfect

weather it wasn't like 90 degrees in the tent so you know didn't sweat my balls off also though one negative forgot the like rain guard if you're familiar with tents so like then it's just like an open like tent and people can like see in and it's vented so like if it rains you're gonna get soaked but because big uh house update guy i had a waste management garbage bag in the back of my car so guess what we threw over top the tent so we look like absolute trash people legitimately shout out tim kirshner working for waste management i was born and bred off of the uh i was raised off of trash. Trash for food on my plate. So I appreciate you repping the brand there, buddy.

I'll tell you right now. He's doing God's work. He is – the amount of times I've gotten bags from them and I just like think there's no way they're hauling this off. Man, superheroes out there. But let's see. I did the classic 1 to 10 ratio for how well my weekend was last time. Oh, we're going to go smiley faces. Like you get like stickers like elementary school.

It was about an 84 and a half smiley face weekend. That's a lot of smiley faces. Are they stickers stickers do they smell like anything yes it's scratch and sniff and it smells like um happiness whatever it's very um it's very subjective whatever it means to you that's what it smells like it's interchangeable very dynamic perfect okay changes per person uh i got to pee in a cup about three times the last week and a half and a guy followed my balls so my week was great a medical professional any questions i'm not gonna elaborate all right zach you're up no no no was a medical professional fondled your balls oh oh yeah purely purely professional nice business or pleasure might have got his phone number

afterwards though but like you don't need to know about that hey that's a good weekend i don't fondle intel do you guys feel like you have to manscape before you go to like get a physical or like do you not care that i didn't think that one through but like i used to and i'd be like i don't know like what are they they probably see so much bad stuff that like you're fine as long as you don't have like an active infection so what you're saying is cory could have camped in your forest downstairs is what you're saying hey nah man let's not talk about pubes i'm gonna move on you brought it up brother but my question is so i had to pee in a cup a lot for i've started a new job so i do like drug test stuff how do girls have to pee in a cup for drug tests

like i feel like can we just get a woman in the field correspondent we can just let's do we want to nominate denise for this like like we said it on down to denise because like the amount of it's like we're one for one we're averaging at least one every single time we have a podcast question for the famales but like do they give you a funnel or do they like yeah just wash your hands afterwards it's gonna get everywhere do they give you an extra big cup i don't know yeah that's a good question i feel like i mean it aim though that's a really good question in terms of all the questions we've had for them that's the best one that's like a legitimate one yeah zach generally aim it, but like you're shooting shotgun blasts.

You're not shooting sniper bullets. So like you need to, you need a big zone to be able to get it into. Zach, how was your weekend? Well, Brian, what was your ranking?

You gotta give a ranking. Uh, three and a half drug tests out of my scale. That's how it is. Nice. Uh, my weekend was good i moved so that was fun uh pro tip for anyone out there invest in movers do not move yourself i don't care how promising or exciting the 80 u-haul looks for the day it is worth the money to get movers they were in and out of my, they were in my new apartment.

I was in my new apartment in two and a half hours with them going. It was a beautiful thing. And it's like, granted, I was tired after I moved in, but it's a different type of tired when you have to move all your stuff in. Because not only do you have to move all your stuff in, then you have to reorganize it and rearrange it. I just had to rearrange everything. So that was a big, it was raining here all weekend storming pretty bad so it's mostly just me kind of chilling getting my new apartment up to uh up to speed um so i would

give it uh i give my weekend what did i have i had jersey mics and and hot dogs this weekend so i give it um i give it i give it four out of seven clogged arteries it was my weekend yeah it's a lot of arteriesged arteries. It was my weekend. That's a lot of arteries. Do you have seven arteries? I feel like you have a lot more than seven. Well, you do more capillaries than arteries, I think. Oh, you have like millions of capillaries. Joe Capillaries.

He was running back from Penn State. My favorite Italian man. He makes it like Gabagool down the street. Joe Capillaries. Gabagool. Apparently, there are five major arteries but like what are they minor in though in college we're all about minorities here so like we need to we need to give them their their moment don't boo all right so have you guys seen the preview for the show sexy beasts on netflix oh yeah this show's lit cory pause right now go watch the trailer for it no we're going to describe it to them i feel like okay okay okay so netflix show ridiculous there's two people they're going to go on a blind date but it needs to be more of a blind date

because you know like love is blind they're following that path down that's the style they're going so blind them it's it's maybe instead of actually blinding them instead of like doing it through zoom or like behind a wall like love is blind does it they bring in makeup artists to completely head to toe give them a makeover into an animal hence the name sexy beasts so like one of them looks like a shark and the other one is like dressed as like a troll doll and then they just go on a date but they're like out at like a real bar and like walking through a park dressed insanely it's like it's like mask singer combined with love is blind yes what what niece and nephew is able to

go walk into the boardrooms of these freaking television streaming companies and just pitch the most ridiculous ideas i've ever heard like who how do you even come up with that and not get laughed out of the room i mean netflix does some weird things man all right here's a photo of one of them. It looks like a Star Wars character. He looks like Megamind. Yeah, he does look like Megamind. If you skinned Megamind's face, it would be like that, Megamind. Here's another three. So they got like a witch and like a bird and then just like a really old lady.

It looks like Khaleesi if she like had sex with the dragon so the only thing i can think of that this would be better than like love is blind at least you can see how tall the person is that looks like there's one that looks like a dolphin that got stung by it this is this is great just blow it up great podcasting guys that's what you gotta describe it she's got a blowhole on her forehead what are you supposed to do with that what do you think i'll tell you i mean i know that's that second date i feel like someone's coming out of this show with a newfound like fetish for being a furry and they're just like can you keep the makeup on all right this just looks like horrible this is great like segue because this

just looks like horrible like live action disney characters oh it definitely does it looks like cats the musical yeah like those characters oh this is a they have like a bamboo not bamboo baboon what's the word like lion king i'll tell you that's different than bamboo Oh, this is a... They have like a bamboo... Not bamboo. Baboon? What's the word? From like Lion King? I'll tell you. That's different than bamboo.

She's dressed as a tree. All right. So post these to Twitter because like... Oh, easily. Like, yeah. People have got to see the nightmares that they'll have. I will say, I think Netflix has done a good job i mean i'm not gonna watch any of these shows but they're great for me just watching the trailer and being like that's hilarious and it's did you watch love is blind did you watch i did watch love is blind

but only because that was at the start of the pandemic and i was and i was full just in i'm like i need something to do and my body wasn't conditioned for it yet. So I was like, I'll just binge watch Netflix. But I feel like Netflix is now like the old MTV on like acid. Like old MTV was like dating shows, which is like kind of what this is doing. But it's like people are tripping out while they're doing it. Right. Well, there's MTV is like just plays reruns of ridiculousness for like 24 hours straight now. So someone's got to pick up the slack.

People have given up, I guess. So you wouldn't go on this show? No. It relies too much on my personality. Big shallow guy. Well, no, I said of my personality. I don't know if i could last for a long time low self self-esteem guy i just i just don't know if i can take myself seriously

like looking and seeing a fucking dolphin duck with a blowhole in like my face and just be like time to talk to this girl and try to get her to convince uh like do you know that there it's a girl or like do you know it's someone you're attracted to of the opposite sex or that like the same sex or is it just like hey here's a random person i feel like that's unfair for them to give you someone that you're like outside of whatever your like gender or whatever orientation would be so i'm assuming it's someone they would at least be attracted to but that's a more whether they're hella ugly underneath they showed a couple of them like unmasked and they're all like attractive so like it's all gonna work out fine but oh i'm so excited it's gonna be a train wreck i definitely wouldn't be able to take it seriously though like

you catch your you go to the bathroom real quick catch yourself in the mirror just like yourself like ah it's like when you come back when you're drunk uh into the bathroom and you're hyping yourself up and you're like you got this you're the man you're the man you do a couple of the chest pounds it's gonna be the opposite of that you're gonna look at you're like oh my god get out of the light i feel like i would play up my character too much you'd give me an animal and i just want to make animal noises the whole time or make jokes about like george of the jungle or like bestiality things. Hey,

don't make jokes about, don't make jokes about our King Brendan Frazier in Georgia, the jungle. I mean, Brendan Frazier is great, but if he was on this show, I'd root for him. Then I'll be a fan.

We'd all, it's cause you don't know who they are. You could slip celebrities in there. Like you said, it's like mass singer. They're dating someone. They don't know who it is. could slip celebrities in there like you said it's like mass singer they're dating someone they don't know who it is that would be sick that would be really cool this is just somebody said like let's take catfishing and just like make it to the extreme in person let's make catfishing cool

gotcha i'm so excited though it comes out july 21st so i will not be marking my calendar i'm marking my calendar i'll give you all updates hopefully all of them are train wrecks and brian's bestiality burrow instead of corner okay yeah look out for that next segment so anyways so we missed father's day a couple weeks back but you know happy belated um to start out our father's day segment zach does humpty dumpty have a dad and if he does who is he it's the chicken whoever hatched humpty. There it is. I'm so sad he got that that quickly. I don't know how that got brought up this weekend. It's Cluckty.

Cluckty. Instead of Humpty. Yeah, we get what you're trying to do. It's not working. Yikes. Okay. Hey, good answer though. You passed the test.

Ready for the draft then. So the rules. We got four good answer, though. You passed the test. Ready for the draft, then. So, the rules. We got four good dads, one bad dad. We need to pick an order, so Zach, pull up the thing that you used. Oh, okay. I trust it. You don't have to show it to us. We're not rooks, so we're not going to get last every time.

The limit is it has to be a dad from a Pixar movie or a Disney movie. Other than that, I don't think it matters if they're human or animal or whatever else, because that kind of limits it. And the goal is whatever you want it to be. It could be hottest dad, best dad. Question just to clarify the rules. Are we going with father figures? We could stretch it. You got to tell us about about it the panel has to agree that's fair i'm not even sure that i really have one on my list i just want to

clarify just in case it comes okay okay okay cool cool cool all right zach so what is the order typing it in now it's gonna go cory brian zach let's go i only i only prepped five names so please do not take any of my selections thank you i do not think i'm ready for this but they better be some deep picks act because oh oh also another rule that we added, bad dad is last, right? That's the last pick. Yeah, we're picking all of our good dads first. And if your bad dad was picked in the good dads, you have to find a new bad dad.

Or I guess we could, if you want to make an argument. No doubled up. No doubling up. No doubling up. Also, the reason, again, as we said, and Brian laid it out beautifully, we missed Father's Day. Shout out to the dads i think that the pixar moms and disney moms get too much credit for their fat asses that we need to uh give a little more love to the pixar dads again whether it's hotness uh intellect charm or hotness uh we can uh we can uh we can rank

them however we want so this is the ultimate dad team so uh let's dad it up corey you ready man i'm like there's no clear standout first overall pick in my mind so like i don't think although i have a lot of game this weekend about one particular dad and i thought you were going to pick him first me yeah i don't know about talking we talked oh yeah we talked but i'll be honest this guy you know he came up later on for me um i'm going i'm gonna go zeus from hercules that's a hot dad silver fox hot dad god energy, that's a pick right there, I think. But what about, like, every myth in, like, Greek mythology where he just, like, pretty much kills everybody and, like, cheats on everybody he's ever in a relationship with? We're ignoring. No, no, no, no, no, no.

This is not the mythology of, like, characters. This is characters from disney and pixar his character is excluding the whole like you know his child got kidnapped but like that's also by like the devil or whatever the god of like haiti's yeah the god of the underworld so like you know stiff competition excluding that happens to the best ones he gives him pegasus like partner in crime what a sick ass gift he no not only does he give him pegasus he creates him he creates pegasus for him out of clouds and some other shit and then you know he tries to get him back in the uh uh the uh where the hell are they it's not heaven obviously olympus thank you mount olympus or mount heaven

yeah yeah they're up in mount heaven but he's like you know he's coaching him he's there also zeus only dad who can successfully rock a toga that's true that's not true there's so many other ones that can rock a toga you kidding me no i was i was questioning i was wavering on that pick but i i really like where i came out with it great i like that pick good pick uh his child got stolen so i'm gonna in my head he got him back minus on that one he got him back well he kind of he just kind of he actually he looked hot he looked hot while he was trying to get him back though oh buddy did he look hot did uh he actually he actually kind of did that ultimate dad thing he sent him down to earth He looked hot while he was trying to get him back, though. Oh, buddy, did he look hot? He actually kind of did the ultimate dad thing.

He sent him down to Earth to be humbled and raised by normal parents. He skipped all the boring years of Hercules' life. Now he's just like a cool grown-up, and he can come chill with him and drink beers with him and just be boys. He's an old-school dad. Whips him a little bit, puts him out in the yard, tells him to come back in 10 hours. And if he's alive, he's alive. If he dies, he dies. Alright, my pick can also Rockatoga.

He doesn't, but I feel like he could. He's got the body shape, an upside down triangle, all upper body, no lower body. We're going Mr. Incredible. He has superpowers. Doesn't need them. Number one dad. His super strength is not super strength. He's just dad strength.

All upper body, nothing below him. The perfect dad shape. Barrel chested from just drinking Bud Light his entire like adolescent, not adolescent, college years. He was pretty fat though when the superheroes got discontinued, but then he did get back in shape. So like good for him. You know, he made a comeback tour. So I can't fault you, but I do want to, you know, people got to know he wasn't always ripped. Oh, no dads are.

He's got the perfect dad bod. That's what I'm going for. I will say though, I feel like Mr. Incredible is a little weak-minded he just couldn't handle the corporate life like the rest of us think mr incredible get in line buddy like we've i've been doing this for five years just beating the corporate life just beating my soul and he couldn't handle it at all and decided to sneak out and not and lie to his wife and then may or may not have banged the hot mirage girl i will say hot dad barrel chested great super strong very hot dad exactly and like maybe a questionable parent his kid kind of gets loose and gets lost as well but like apparently that's fine on the first two picks so yeah we're going we're going

hot dads not good dads on the first picks i guess all right my turn all right so i got back to back picks so i'm gonna pivot a little bit kind of um you know hotness is not only in looks it's in wisdom and uh experience so i'm gonna go with my boy crush from finding emo oh i had that's good yeah 150 year old sea green sea turtle him and squirt just like riding the uh was it the uh us was it the uh what's the us the current they're riding the current whatever that is the the dope current and they're helping marlin and dory but yeah whatever it is i mean he's he's wise he's wise beyond his years he's 150 he's wise you know 300 years in the future but he's i mean like he it's still a good pick i think but also like i think he more fits the role of like cool dad like he's gonna smoke weed with you i don't

think he's like wise i think he's like hey man like just get your shit done and then like you can smoke some weed with me and like hey high thoughts man imagine the thoughts i mean he wasn't high in the movie and he had great advice imagine if you get he smoked a little ganja little little devil's lettuce a little hades cabbage you know he's gonna be firing off the wisdom. And wisdom's hot. I mean, his child is going to have, but whatever. Little Squirt's going to be in juvie in like three years. That's true.

Probably. All right. I'm going to go up for my back-to-back pick on the animal train. I'm going to go with Mufasa. Mufasa is the ultimate dad uh that voice too sultry if you sing me to sleep james earl jones probably you know you know rock me to you know rock me rockabye baby me um uh he had he probably had the best advice um he was willing to die for his son first of all his son causes death so fuck you simba you

bitch um just had to fucking go into the the gorge where all the analog water buffaloes which are bad i guess this episode and before they were yeah the gang of water buffaloes um yeah but i think mufasa he's just always super wise he's always chilling in the clouds too in the stars so even if he does die he's always with us. So yeah, I'm going to go back to back animals. Not where I thought I'd go, but we got a hot wise dad in Crush. And then we got a hot voice dad in Mufasa. And so I'm feeling okay right now.

I'm feeling safe and protected in both of my dad's arms. Or flippers and paws. Well, we talked a lot about animals with the Netflix show, so it only makes sense. There you go. But also Mufasa is dead and none of the other dads are dead yet. So like, but he's in the stars. He's always with the drafts early. The draft is early.

He's hanging out with the Zeus. I get it. He's up at Mount Heaven. Yeah. All right. out with the zeus i get it he's up at mount heaven yeah mount heaven all right i'm going with big time bill anderson from inside out the only dad in disney or pixar that could play hockey i'm going canadian dad on this pick that's The biggest dad move. He's playing beer league for the next 30 years. He's being a Mr. Jeff Myers, gray hair on top,

70,000 years old, getting an RV, just driving around, just having a good time, being a dad. Plus, he's not dead. I bet he could rock a toga. He probably got a pretty good bod.

Are we talking about Inside Out or Jeff right now? Oh. I mean, I thought we weren't allowed to draft jeff but like if i could draft jeff i could draft jeff i'm saying the resemblance is uncanny give me mr bill honestly like did you know his name was bill before you did your research there's no way yeah we're gonna run a first name basis he invited me to his rv tour is his full name is his like full first name william or like uh it's actually chuck but his middle name is bill so he just goes by his middle name chuck bill i will say that guy has a 10 out of 10 five o'clock shadow in the movie so hot yes great facial stash it was in my notes and i'm so sad i forgot about it Great stash. It was in my notes, and I'm so sad I forgot about it. Great stash.

Huge stash. Honestly, that's the reason alone to draft him. I'll be honest. Can we give a quick shout out to RIP to my boy Bing Bong? Very sad. Rest in peace, Bing Bong. Oh, yeah, man. That sucked.

Did he die? He died. Is Bing Bong a dad? No, I just wanted to give a shout out to Bing Bong. RIP to Bing Bong. oh yeah man that's so did he die he died bing bong attack no i just wanted to give a shout out to bing bong all right okay all right that's that's fine we can put them in the in memoriam at the end of the episode true i was singing you raise me up by josh groban and what song were you singing good riddance green day come on okay a mashup the world has been needing all right so i got my back-to-backs and i like both of these i'm going you know i'll go on the animal track uh he may not be the best dad to every single one of them, but when you have 101 kids,

you better believe you've got to have some responsibility on your plate, and he's taking care of them. I got my boy Pongo. Yo. Yeah. Pongo be fucking, bro. He does be fucking. What if it was just 101 like all in one litter though and pour one out for the for the mom what's the mom she could be in the immemorial as well yeah

no her her uterus her birth canal is in the memoriam just ripped to shreds but yeah as as zach has done on previous drafts i believe believe it was the fictional football drafts, he's a good boy, and we love some good boys. That was the Game of Thrones draft. Brian did draft Air Bud, though, for his fictional football draft. That's what it was. That's what it was. He had nothing on Air Bud.

Are you kidding me? He had hip dysplasia and died from cancer, which we all found out from my fun fact from that week. You you really need to reconsider the fun facts that you bring on to this podcast. I'm keeping them going. It's going to it's going to catch. You'll catch. But yeah, so I got I got Zeus and then I got a God and a good boy. So I'm going to ride it out with somebody who's actually in Mount Heaven, which is Tarzan's OG dad, as we talked about last week.

Fuck you. You want to talk about, you know, we were on the topic of Bill. Nice mustache. This guy, he's got the mutton chops. He died for his son. He really laid it all out there for you. And I'm actually really glad I took that because I'm assuming Zach's going to go with the dead dad route. And so I just that's a steal.

He was my dude. I want the audience to listen to me very carefully. I would let Tarzan's real life dad split me like a log. That guy is so hot. Lord have mercy. I'm about to bust. Like tear me a new one. Tarzan's dad. I'd let the mom watch too can you say his name i looked it up it says tarzan's dad oh sick okay

i'm on the disney wiki page and it's still like other relatives he had a dad sick sounds like oh no no no no no i got it i got it john clayton okay yeah a little like it's a pretty pretty much normal name but i was hoping you're gonna say chuck gonna be honest you just make that up for me and just just tell me chuck it's wait their occupation as parents is millionaires well they had a boat you see that and probably like carpenters you see that giant ass tree house they built it was very inefficient though how do you get up and down that thing this is awesome honestly like i'm gonna go on disney wiki more and look up random characters that passed away because

their uh their likes is their son and the jungle which you probably could have put together why do they like the jungle the jungle like indirectly killed by housing the jaguar i mean they built a tree house up there and then uh status is deceased as we all have seen can i make my zoom status for work for tomorrow just be deceased instead of like away from computer see if anyone notices is there like a is there like an r-rated version of tarzan where you know where he walks tarzan walks finds the treehouse and then walks in and finds oh my god dude don't show me that picture man oh what a stash what a mutton chops into the stash he's got that deep great too great pick do you think there's like a like a the rated r version is tarzan walks into the

treehouse and sees like the bones of his dead parents. Cause like, where were they like the Jaguar? I mean, is it just dragging them out? Both of them? Well,

didn't he see like scratch marks and a little like bloody pause and stuff. Yeah. But like, I feel like where the bone, where the, where's the body. I don't know, man.

They probably fell off that mountain. That tree house was in a not great location. Like they they're swinging around like hanging off the edge of a cliff agreed agreed and i'll say well i'll save it because i want to give away a pick so potentially brian you're not doing all right so i got a hot dad. I got a mustache Canadian dad. I need to go Mr. Mayberry route and get a goofy dad. We're going Mr. Goofy. I don't know what his full name is. We're going Goofy from a Goofy movie.

Goofy is a great dad. Out of all these movies, maybe Inside Out kind of is sad. Goofy movie, though, where takes his like son to college and then has to say goodbye afterwards tearjerker so sad he's such a weird guy but like you know his kid loves him he just wants to connect they go on wild adventure i don't think he has facial hair because like i is goofy like a dog he's got whiskers he's a dog he's got ears he's a dog okay all right so i got a good boy on my team too. All right.

I should have matched you guys. Had to get an animal going. His full name is Goofy Goof, but he also goes by Gigi. Gigi's everyone. Gigi's. Gigi's. I will say, why is Goofy a sentient dog, but Pluto can't talk? That always bothered me.

It's like Homo sapiens versus like neanderthals that kind of thing okay oh guys hold on i've got his aliases dippy dog george g jeef goofus d dog goofy g goof super goof i was so excited and not insuresome as that i don't know where george g jeef comes in but i think they're really not they're not saying that one enough in all the cartoons i've seen last name jeef is pretty gross or is it geef it's g e e f um i think both are bad. He's got some weird friends.

There's two goofy movies. What's the one where they go rafting? And then what's the one where he enters the concert? Extremely goofy movie and a goofy movie. There's one. Go ahead. The goofy movie is the one where they go on like a trip, like a family trip. An extremely goofy movie is the one Brian was talking about where they go to college because trip like a family trip an extremely goofy movie is the one brian was

talking about where they go to college because they're doing like the x games shit which that one is fire flames what's the one where they meet the band and then they sing those those dope songs i think that's the goofy movie because i think that's part of it he wants to go to like that whole uh like concert and stuff but the other one is like X Games related. Gotcha. Great movie, by the way. Also, the pizza in a Goofy movie, when they pull it out of the pizza box,

looks amazing. S tier. S tier pizza. We can tier list fictional food next. Might be hard to figure out from what we want to actually pick. All right, Zach, you got back-to-back picks all right uh your last two good dads so two good dads uh i'm gonna go with uh my boy hector rivera from coco uh the guy who was trapped in oh yeah he's in the was it the afterlife or whatever

who was trying to get so to see. So also dead? So also dead. Yeah. Yeah. But he comes back to life. Hey, Crush isn't dead. I only have two dead dads on my team. And the other one, well, yeah. Crush is dead inside.

His brain cells are gone, my guy. Totally. Totally. The jellies get pitted. No, but Hector Rivera, I need a musical talent on my team. Guy can sing his balls off, uh, which is also very hot. Um, uh, wrote all the songs for that cocksucker. Uh, what's his name?

The fucking guy who, uh, like killed him basically. The kid. No, he, no. Coco's his daughter. You idiot. Um, what? No, the guy he wrote all the songs for. The... Never mind. The White Stripes.

Yeah, have you guys seen Coco? Yeah. Only once. All right. Well, anyway, so I'm voting, I think, him because his heart was in good intentions, although he did leave to chase his dreams, which in actuality might not have been great

because he's starting a family. But I like a man who chases his dreams. But he was doing it for all the right reasons to help benefit you know help his family um again music is hot so a dad who can play music uh is hot um and okay he's made of bones which is which is cool so and also shout out coco was the only uh one of only three movies to make me cry at the end so hold a special place what are the other two yeah quick ranking marley and me uh because the puppy died and then uh rudy rudy at the end rudy yeah at the end you've seen hardball no all right well go watch that and go cry okay what about like an extremely goofy movie tearjerker when they bring that pizza out yeah tears of joy

okay my uh last pick for my good dad uh i need someone who can wield a weapon uh kind of uh i'm gonna go with fazu from mulan uh he was the guy who was willing to die for his family, even though he clearly knew he was going to die immediately when he was facing the Huns, when he was practicing with his sword and he was just falling around because he got all the cartilage ripped out of his knees and he just couldn't move anymore. He,

I feel like he always like everyone's trying to make Mulan some type of way. And Fazoo was like, nah, I see you're different, but I still have to go fight this war because it's our culture. I just need a dad. He wants to do the right thing. He's willing to stand up for his family no matter what the cost,

no matter how old, no matter how little cartilage he's got in his knees. He still can wield the sword pretty well. So we've got a cool sword on our team. I feel it's cool. So I've got a turtle, a high turtle, a dead lion, a bony dead dad who can play guitar, and then a very old Chinese man who can wield the sword. All hot, by the way. Yeah, every one of your dads, all are deceased.

So team afterlife. Well, Fazoo would have been deceased. He is like pre-deceased. Had Mulan not gone in. So those are my uh uh my round on my draft all right well i'm gonna not pick a dead person because why would i well actually i do have one dead person on this list do it coward all right my final good dad pick of the year, I guess.

We're going Andy's dad from Toy Story because he never makes an appearance. No, no. But he gives him a couple toys. I literally have him on my bad dad because is he even a part of the family? No, look. You read between the lines. He gave that kid a toy. His name was also, I think if you look at the wiki, the dad's name is also Andy.

So he wrote the little kid's name on that toy. The kid still loves that toy, still loves the name. So the dad died at some point. He's not an absent father. He's a dead father. I needed a dead person on my team to compete with the afterlife over here can we if we're gonna fight firm that he's dead or is he just like not around yeah is he just an absentee father which would make him a bad dad i in my yeah what's the reasoning for good between

he got him toys do you see how sad they are that he's gone obviously it's good sad that who's gone the dad the toys are sad that they leave and he's sad and the wife is sad that he's gone i dude i owned that movie i don't think i've ever put that together if that's actually part of the storyline you guys forced my hand on it, picking a dead dad, so I'm sticking with it. Andy's dad, he's hot. He could rock a toga up in heaven. Wait, wait, wait, wait, because the status of Tarzan's dad was

deceased, so what's the status of Andy's dad? Is this the Disney wiki? Yes. I do not have this pulled up uh immediately i'm sorry my research team is on it uh steve jobs produced it toy story for directors explain where andy's dad is on studentproblems.com not a great start for Good Dad Central. Keep us.

Come on. Give us the synopsis. It's like there's not like a whole. Oh. He was too expensive to animate. So they just left him out. So he is an absentee father. It doesn't say he's dead.

That's not absentee. No. He's rich. He's got money. They couldn't pay him to show up. Brian, you want me to bring this back for you? You want me to bring this back for you? And his mom. They don't know that because she just took a dip in the spunk tank.

Why? So then it's a great father. It's an unknown. I'm taking the unknown father toy story through spunk tank that's gonna be my image on our photo for uh i'll have to be a tough image that's gonna be a tough image it exists it's out there somewhere i could find it i i just i can't with all right cory you're up back to back you got your last good dad and

then you got the first bad dad all right all right all right well that's funny because okay all right so i'm gonna go i'll say it's my last pick of the good dads he's not my favorite but i didn't do enough research ahead of time and he's literally the last one on my list but i still think he's a good dad sick uh i'm going marlin finding nemo he went across to 42 wally b way sydney to find his son yes in the beginning was he was he great in the beginning no he was bad but what do we like in pixar and disney films some character development bada-bing bada-boom you got a good dad at the end and I only watched Finding Dory once so I don't know how that turned out I'm gonna assume he was still good in that one so there you know you do know that this dad let like 699 of his kids die and just left one

available a real dad let them die as a little excessive did tarzan's dad there was a barracuda oh hold on did tarzan's dad uh let you know just like say hey eat my baby boy tarzan and let me live no he uh he fought the jaguar marlin should have just let got got eaten by the barracuda saved all of of his kids. And his wife. But I forget, like, was Marlon on, like, a business trip? And then he came back and they were all dead? Like, where was he? He was in there. It was the opening of the movie.

He said, get down. You know what he did? He hid like a coward. The thing is, if you have 110 kids, eh. But if you have one and you're Tarzan's dad, you fight the Jaguar. There's 110. You expect a couple to make it out. I mean, you don't want to have to take care of all of those kids.

This clownfish went up against three sharks. He went into a dentist's office on land. Like, he went through some pretty extremes. Wait, did he go in? No, he didn't. He went up some pretty extremes. Did he go in? No, he didn't. He went up to it. Nemo did. My argument's falling apart. Actually, I'm going to say that. Now that I'm remembering it,

I think he actually tried to hit the barracuda and the barracuda kind of tail whipped him and knocked him out. Be a stronger dad. Be a stronger dad. Get back up. He was emotionally strong. Also, do barracudas eat eggs? No, that's right.

Like, why are barracudas eating eggs? I feel like they just eat other fish. Like, I understand why the barracuda ate the mom, but why did it eat just the eggs? Caviar. Yeah, true, true. Very true. I stand corrected. He's fancy.

All right. So, bad dad. Bad dad. Bad dad. Bad dad. Legitimately, I'm staring at Andy Toy Story's dad wherever he was on my list. How dare they? Best dad. I guess I can't.

So I am going to go, because I already picked a Tarzan dad, I'm going to stay away from Kerchief, or whatever the fuck his name was. Kerchak. Kerchak. He's a handkerchief. And I'm gonna go with Jango, Ratatouille's dad. Because that man did not want that rat to complete his

dreams. The rat, it was basically part of the Sopranos. They basically just got like, it's like the Soprano rat. He just talked like the mafia. Ratatouilleille what the hell was his name remy remy thank you remy had to go become best friends with a human which historically not great for rodents especially in a restaurant and this dad was still like yeah like i see that you're doing great with your best friend over here but like fuck off also didn't they like bring in the whole entire family

of like a hundred rats inside the restaurant to like scavenger the place not a good look for him he just did not want to have remy fulfill his dreams and you know what that's a bad dad character growth they helped him cook at the end he's he realized his son's dreams and you know what that's a bad dad character growth they helped him cook at the end he's he realized his son's dreams and he helped him yeah but he almost killed his son in the process and he's still like he's still just like happy because his son's making stuff and he can eat like it's pretty like selfish hey he just wanted him to be a coming accountant have to make some money in the future also Also, he's still alive, unlike every one of Zach's dads. So, I think he's a good dad.

Crush is alive. Alive and well. Alright, Brian, your turn. Bad dad. Bad dad. Do you want the goofy bad dad or the literally worst human being in all of Disney? It's your draft, brother.

It's your draft. I want to hear what the audience wants. I'm putting my hand up to my ear. I'm yelling to the crowd. I want to say the worst because I think it's going to spark more of an argument. Okay. I'm going Cloud Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I had to look this guy up.

He's got a story. So he takes care of Quasimodo. He's not actually his dad, but he takes him under his wing. He's sort of a father figure. Corey said that's fine. I did, I did. But he only becomes his stepdad

because, oh, well, he killed his mother. So, you know, strike number one. Not a good start. Fool me once. Then he names him Quasimodo. It's not really his actual name. Quasimodo in Latin means half formed. So strike two, not a great name.

Then he decides to lock him away in a cathedral by himself for the rest of his life. So, you know, strike three, not good. But, you know, this is a baseball, so there's gonna be more strikes. So then from there, he just shames him all the time for making friends with the gargoyles because like you know kind of imaginary friends that's strike four kind of get it but also strike four and then at the end of the movie he tries to kill quasimodo so uh also right after bragging to him that he killed his mom so that's strike five so whatever sport we're playing this guy sucks so uh see ya all right zach bring us home but i would say i'm not gonna lie i've never seen that movie but that guy sounds like he stinks yeah i've seen it i should remember all that

because that's a lot for a kid's movie man just just chill out like there's gargoyles right yeah have you guys seen the quasimodo's friends you guys remember the uh the show gargoyles like the animated show so sick yeah so sick vaguely oh vaguely you're probably cartoon network or w it's on disney i think it was w i think it's on disney it was a wb show though i think that's what i'm watching tonight little gargoyles little gargoyles i forget the plot though do they just kind of like do they fight crime what like yeah they fight uh they fight other statues that come to life we got a real washington we could bring us around to my question from a couple weeks ago that i told cory this week we're moving on give us the last bad dad.

All right. The last bad dad, the worst dad out of all, is my guy Carl Fredrickson from Up More Like Downs. Thank you. This guy stinks. He's just always sad. And I get your wife died, buddy, but it's been a long time. You don't have to be so sad. And I guess you also have an unborn child, which is, I guess, why he qualifies for this list, too. He's a father figure. Yeah, father figure. Father have an unborn child which is i guess why he qualifies for this this list too um which makes a father figure yeah father figure father to an unborn child

um but yeah i mean he's just always mean like i mean his goal is like let me tie balloons to my house like a crazy old kook and then he just just like shits on whatever the what's his name like wallace what's his what's the little guy's name? Chuck. Yeah, Chuck. Chuck Liddell. Chuck Liddell. Little Chuck Liddell with his Boy Scout sash on. He's just always mean. And at the end, I guess he develops into a better character. But he's just a grumpy old grandpa.

Chuck also goes by Russell on the movie. Yes. Yeah. Russell Chuck. Russell Stovers. The little kid owns a full athletic brand later on. Exactly. He did something well.

Exactly. To no help of Carl. He puts them in danger. Puts them in danger constantly. You just put your house back down when you see the little kids on the porch. And just call the cops. I don't know. Get a helicopter up there.

Take a balloon off and tie it to the little kid so he floats down do something don't bring him to africa and push him off like a waterfall yeah and didn't like wasn't like a big turning point like he finally read his dead wife's diary or something was like just let me go go have adventures on your own like buddy what were you doing for the past 30 years when she was like dead like open the diary one time for me my guy like come on like tennis balls on his walker yeah i mean that's pretty so i mean he's also old to death so i got a very old team i'm just realizing right now very old very old or dead they are all over 100 years old. Or in the ground.

Oh, team afterlife. More like down. Up, more like down. Oh, should we give a name for... Should we give a name for our dad squads? Do you guys have a name for your dad? Your team of dads? I don't even know. I need to look back at who I picked.

Your team afterlife. I don't think you can really change that because that's just going to happen. I'm not prepared for this. That's okay. I got one guy who's dead. I got a Greek god, a fish, and a dog. You're just like animal house because you got like the toga party. There it is.

Yeah. You got the dog running around you got that or it's uh mount heaven there you go mount heaven all dogs go to heaven we got zeus and evan we got the tarzan's dad he's dead uh and then finding emo marlon you know boom all of his kids are in heaven and his wife so both your teams it's just everyone's dead sick all my dads are dead well alright we had high dads we had hot

dads we had bad dads buff dads goofy dads god dads and lots of dead dads so you know happy father's day everybody oh i forgot we had a caller that i forgot to do so we can wrap up the episode with this is it my dad what's up you guys uh long time viewer here i just wanted to say last episode was probably the best one so far i think it was mostly because of the guest you had on. He was funny, had a sexy-ass voice,

and I feel like you should have him on more. Just super entertaining, down-to-earth guy. Also had perfect opinions on The Bachelorette. So yeah, I just wanted to say that. Much love. Sounded like a real love, Revron. Peace, love, Revron. Thank you for doing it too.

Sounded like a very stanky caller. Oh yeah, yeah. That's from Timmy Soggins from State College. Thanks for calling in, Timmy. You're a number one fan. All aboard the stank engine all right that's all we got for this week rate us five stars there's a link in the description of every episode they can call in just like tommy did uh say something stupid do whatever you want we'll listen to it uh give us something to rank or list or draft or whatever and we'll do it so

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