It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 23: Flavor Flav is the Betsy Ross of our Generation

Episode Date: July 7, 2021

Ruxx finally moved into his apartment and is back on this weeks episode, we get an absolute non-sense call from our female in the field reporters, Dracula makes an appearance, we talk NCAA sponsorship, Hard Knocks, Bachelorette, and Betsy Ross gets way too much air time this week. Timestamps: 0:00:00 - 0:13:37 - Intro 0:13:37 - 0:21:33 - Besty Ross and Old Navy Shirts 0:21:33 - 0:30:01 - Females in the Field - Drug Tests 0:30:01 - 0:34:39 - Dracula 0:34:39 - 0:50:39 - NCAA / Hard Knocks 0:50:39 - 1:15:17 - Bachelorette Rate us 5 stars! Leave a review! Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes. Episode 23, I think at this point. Zach's out this week, but replacing him, Rooks is back. Big bulgogi beef. How you doing? Doing great. You know, as HitBandStain once said, it's been a while, but a lot of life things going on. Thank you. A lot of life. Thank you.

A lot of a lot of life things going on. A lot of a lot of big changes, you know, but we fucking here. I'm back and I'm not fucking leaving. All right, Corey, how you doing? I'm good. I'm good. Good week. That's long weekend.

It's our I just realized after you said 23rd, it's our Jordan episode. Oh, so we have to all get likerd, it's our Jordan episode. Ooh. So we have to all get like the flu before this episode and power through somehow. I was thinking minor league baseball, maybe the white socks, a little stint, and then we all come back. Hey, he wore 45 there, you fucker. Ooh. Big Jordan fan over here. Get clapped. Happy National Fried Chicken Day. It Jordan fan over here. Get clapped.

Happy National Fried Chicken Day. It's a big day. It's a good fun fact. See guys? That's not a depressing fun fact. That's a fun fact. That's actually a fun fact. The first fun fact Burn has ever made on this podcast that doesn't make me want to cry and lay down

in the corner of my house. Try to bring the energy back up all right so uh one quick story cory i was talking to my mom this week about whatever because i call her each week and i told her she saw a quiet place part two and i told her that you wouldn't go see the movie with me and she said to tell you that she's disappointed in you i said i'd prefer not to i said driving theaters it's it's not a secret jump scare movies are not my favorite um amy mayberry went and saw that movie and liked it i'll i'll say right now just because you're a mom and just because you're like whatever your age is it doesn't mean that it makes me like or dislike those environments more or less like i i get it means you're more of a winnie hutt general than amy mayberry is and she

is a big winnie hutt general i mean you know i'm my own i'm my own person there's things i can do that amy can't do it's all right that's fine. Please don't body bag your mother on the air. Goodness gracious. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm supporting her. She branched out and saw a scary movie for like the third time in her life and actually liked it. So like, good for her.

She's just trying to roast me. Is what she's trying to do. In the privacy of Brian and her phone call. And I'm going to do it on the internet for everybody to hear. All right, Corey. So then how was your week on a scale of whatever to whatever on a scale well I don't know my scale yet I need to figure it out so my weekend was a 10 hour drive to or nine hour drive to Nashville Thursday family time saw my grandparents for the first time in over a year we i think it's been two years because of covid so yeah that was awesome uh grandparents weekend you know we just hung out

they live lots of candy they live ate lots of candy they live at a assisted living facility so not the biggest upper but you know uh it was fun hung out two years like i said been a while as rooks just said and uh it was good and then yesterday was a day off so just hung out so how much uh i would say how much shuffleboard did you play i played no shuffleboard although bingo bingo was on the activity schedule didn't play it though because it wasn't it was like the day we were gonna leave on a scale of spry to rheumatoid arthritis how was your week um i will give it two hours of oh my god what did they call it sit sit fit sit and fit that's what it is yeah yeah i'll give

two hours and chairs and just like wave their arms around yeah and also they had you know those little um those like carnival basketball hoops or whatever that you could like like hoop it up a little bit they had that and i just saw that i was like yo i would be doing that all the time they also had we sports like our man i can't wait to be in an assisted living care facility put me in one now out there i'd thrive i'd do it quit my job they make all your meals i'm in new business venture all right rox how was your week um it wasn't wasn't bad you know um process of moving just fucking stinks every time but good weekend you know good fourth of july weekend shout out nitez we went out for his birthday nitez got banged up we got we went to um this place in dc called flash it's like they have... Exactly.

They have this big open rooftop. And then like a DJ plays. It was really fucking cool. Got to break it down, you know. I missed breaking it down and dancing. I'm a big dance boy-o. Did you get sweaty? Not that sweaty.

It was... Wow. Bad weekend then. It was a sundown set. So you start getting that little cool breeze coming in you know and you start getting a little a little nice nice and chilly it was good um not too much sweat on my part which is always a plus dj killed it and then we were going back out and i made the great decision me and and Milky Mark, you know, we got some za. I ate eight or six to eight slices of pizza before going back out. That's so nice.

And then so when we went out, I felt like I was going to pass out the whole time. And I was just sweating olive oil and just feeling terrible. Six to eight slices is a lot for anybody anybody especially for someone who is lactose intolerant exactly so um yeah but body my body the last two days has not been very happy with me but you know i'm alive um still kicking i would give this weekend did you i take it you didn't week or just the weekend weekend yeah whatever. Yeah, whatever you want. For the July weekend. Hey, I'll give it, I'll give it, I'll give it three firecracker bomb pops.

You know what I'm saying? I'll give it three of them. Did you, I take, I take it you didn't take up Zach on his suggestion of movers that he said a couple episodes ago. That's true. Yeah. Literally last week well i was listening in zach's talk he said i know that u-haul looks good but don't don't do it man just get the i was literally carrying my shit into an elevator up to up to my new place i was like

fuck you zach like i have the i had the u-. It worked great. I didn't have to pay movers, you know? It worked great. I will say, thinking about it more, if you have a full house or something like that, movers definitely is the move. But for a little apartment action, we're chilling, you know? Yeah. You got a couch and a bed like nothing else.

You can do that with a buddy or two. We vibe. Not a problem. Brian. We was cool. Started a new job last week. Didn't get fired. Nude job. I mean, I can be.

They don't know what I have on waist down. All I wear is a collar and no shirt and just keep my Skype from my neck up. They'll have no idea um on a scale of zero fingers to five fingers i'll give it a jpp just a little like two and a half um it was all right a little jpp do you guys wear anytime you're on um calls for work do you guys have to wear or like do you have to have your camera on uh so i just started so we'll figure it out as i go but people are like half and half right now we had a group meeting there's 30 of us and like 15 had their camera on the 15 didn't and then one

dude did and he was clearly in a mall with his family like walking through claire's or calls and like he also didn't mute it so like you could see and his camera's on and it was like on a shelf and you could see him like walking by like with clothes it was awesome it was great it's a wild west out there man that's awesome yeah i typically i'm almost always my hair number one is just like i'm not gonna turn the camera on strictly for my hair because i just wake up with the most fucking insane looking hair that's ever existed um yeah and then i wear like i'll have box pretty much always it's either boxers or shorts and then

a sweatshirt that's like open in the front like i'll have like a zip-up hoodie or like a zip-up fleece just like open it gets me nice and cozy but like i run hot so i have to you know i have to get a little get a little bit of that it's a breeze going exactly but um but yeah i i never ever ever ever turn my camera on unless we sometimes we do happy hours and stuff and i'll throw it on but if it's not that no shot i'm showing my co-workers my chest hair i always freak out and when i pull it up i point my camera straight to the ceiling just because i'm terrified of the press the button or something yeah i still like put on work clothes because it's like the

first week and i'm just like i feel like i need to do this for now and we'll figure it out as we go it's gonna be like another three weeks i've been wearing like nothing you got a co-worker literally in kohl's and you're worried about what you're fucking wearing in your online look you fucking try not to get fired the first couple weeks once i like ingrain myself in there and claw my way in then i know i got tenure and i'm good i'm just gonna i'll chill after that core you keeping your camera off or keep it on uh i'll i'll put it on but like it's like 50 50 it's like so my attire at work when we were in the office was just a regular like t-shirt like you can wear a t-shirt if you want in jeans like it's very like

relaxed yeah so i'll just do like a t-shirt like i normally wear like it's normally what i wear anyway so i'm like yeah i guess i'll throw the camera on or not but yeah i don't know it's 50 50 you know i like to emphasize again uh fuck you for that i'm so jealous it's fantastic brooks when are you gonna show a full like remote work from home job i feel like you can do your job from home like oh absolutely stay remote man i could do i could do my job from fucking anywhere i don't need to talk to anybody in person anybody can call me anybody can email me but everyone on my team is super oh my gosh i need to i need the social interaction. I miss it so much. And I, anytime I'm in the office, I'm sitting blasting shit on my AirPods, just like nobody fucking say a word to me.

I have shit to do. No one fucking talk to me. Not now, chief. I'm in the fucking zone. Exactly. But anytime someone talks to me at work, I fucking hate small talk so goddamn much. And people- Oh, yeah. Oh, well, and then also, I'm far and talk so goddamn much. Oh, yeah.

Oh, and then also I'm far and away the youngest person. So every time. Here's your typical conversation Monday morning, 8 o'clock in the morning. Oh, hey, Rooks. How's it going? How was your weekend? Good. Oh, did you do anything?

Yeah, I went out in D.C. oh you go oh yeah that's right you're the young one you gotta keep going until you're like me because then you're not gonna want to do it and it's just it just repeats it's the worst dude it's like if you don't get your fucking boomer ass out of this room so i can walk to my desk i'm gonna lose my shit like get the fuck out of my way it's awful it's the absolute worst i was telling cory this weekend or friday or something i returned a package at like ups and this dude talked to me for 25 minutes about buying mattresses i don't know how we got on that topic but he loved talking about it and i was like dude i understand that like you're being very nice and you seem very happy and you probably

have not talked to anybody all day so you need to get this out of your system but this is the worst conversation i have had in months, and we've been in a pandemic, and I still would rather be alone for months than talk to you about mattresses. Brian's going through pandemic round two just to not talk about mattresses. Dude, I found out he was dating this girl for six years,

and they moved in together, so they had to buy all new furniture. So he bought a whole bedroom set he got a dresser and a mattress and a bed frame for under a thousand dollars and the mattress is also double-sided and he got it at like this store but then he also looked at serta but he didn't like that store because they gave him the wrong mattress but then he went to live in double-sided i don't know it's so you can flip it over and so like one side's not lumpy i don't know. So you can flip it over, and so one side's not lumpy. I don't know. I learned a lot about mattresses in 25 minutes. You would think he's like a mattress salesman, though.

You said you were picking up a package at FedEx, right? Oh, I was dropping off a package. All I needed to do was hand it to him and leave, and he roped me in, and I just didn't want to be a dick to him because I didn't know where to be, so I didn't want to be rude. Be rude next time, man i'll be rude if he's being annoying but he just seemed so happy so like i just i had to let him go got a blast into him wait the fucking worst randomly off topic i forgot about uh fourth of july this weekend we like came up when I was talking with Claire and Karina.

Did you guys ever have or wear, I guess, when you were little, the old Navy flag shirt that everybody wore? Can you answer why? Hold on. Asterisk. Hold on. Asterisk. Every white child wore. Yes. For our viewers, I am Caucasian.

Same. Quarter Korean. So he only wore a quarter of your shirt was an Old Navy shirt. The other, you stitch them together. One sleeve was ripped off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah. Amy Mayberry, big matching outfit fan.

So there's four kids, and my dad has no opinions on things because my mom makes them for him so we all wore the same clothes so good god lots of this is turning into just burn shit talking about his parents as a podcast i was making fun of cory not my mom. I said everything I said to you about my mom, I said to her, and she agreed. So, like, that's fine. And my dad just doesn't care about anything. Couldn't care less what he wears.

Dude just put something on so that he can walk outside and not get arrested, and he's fine with his day. That's fantastic. Oh, my God. But, yeah, no, absolutely. Yeah, no, we, I'm pretty sure me and my brother both were bought and told to wear those t-shirts. Man, I fucking hate white people so much. I just don't get it. Like, how did Old Navy just corner the 4th of July t-shirt market?

Like, it blows my mind. Is that all? Were they the first company to do that like we're you know what we're gonna put the american flag on a shirt and like they just they got trademarked there's actually has 49 stars on it so like no one else can use it betty ross actually is the one that came up with the store old navy and she said it all all. Gucci, Betty Ross, Louis Vuitton. Flavor Flav. You know, all the designers.

What? He has his own line of American flag t-shirts. Of clocks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the Betsy Ross of our generation. Like, I know Betsy Ross was, like, in there, like, supposed to be the outlier in that group. Are you throwing Flavor Flav in there?

I would argue that Flavor Flav is more of an outlier in that group of four people. I think Flavor Flav matches with Gucci more than Betsy Ross matches with Gucci. I don't know if that's true. Betsy Ross originally created the drip of America. She's out there. Hand crafting. Flavor Flav. Did Flavor Flav just wore a fucking clock around his neck, man? And he became a national icon. Just like Betsy Ross.

You walk around and ask people to. You hold up a picture of Betsy Ross. And hold up a picture of Flavor Flav. They will know Flavor Flav more than they'll know who Betsy Ross is. Based on a photo. I mean, yes. That's fair. But...

End of conversation. In the fashion world, like, do you know who the creator of Gucci is? Is Gucci a person? Is Gucci a person? I think. First name Chuck? Fuck. This is supposed to be a fashion podcast, guys.

God damn it. It has to be some Italian dude. There's no way it's not right yeah i would imagine does betsy ross also she also has a dating show on mtv so you know oh yeah but that's flavor flaves no no so she's just a poser. Guys, fun fact. The founder of Gucci is Guccio Gucci. It's Betsy Ross. His name is Guccio Gucci. For real? That's fucking awesome.

What a hell of a name. I hope his middle name is also like Gucci. Okay, his name is Guccio Giovanni Battista Gacinto Dario Maria Gucci. It's Dave Battista. whole okay his name is guccio giovan batista gasinto dario maria gucci it's dave batista they just did they they just take every first name in their family and just throw it into this guy's fucking name like how why does he have so many fucking names why do people do that shit all right for our uh newly hired females in the field, Kristen Compitello, you're our Italian expert. Why are Italian names so long?

Please let us know next week. Call in. Because that's ridiculous. But yeah, Batista founded Gucci. Betsy Ross founded... Flavor Flav. She found him. Found him.

Founded Flavor Count as well. She was a talent scout. No, Betsy Ross found it supreme it has the white and the red they just faded out the blue

slightly it's like the Penn State colors where they say it's pink and black but the jerseys faded that's exactly it yeah yeah yeah

exactly the blue just faded out over time alright we can do a drunk history on Betsy Ross keep talking I'm putting this

on Wikipedia right now just keep I'm updating your page that Betsyoss oh you gotta update it also her 40 time was a 4-1 blew everyone out of the water back in the day but you know she was a woman and it was like in 1785 and she couldn't play sports so like wasted talent there but she was on hard knocks back in uh the 74 season. Oh, my gosh. Lots of drama back then. The 74 season.

Shut your mouth. 17-74. Yeah, I know. Oh, I knew what you meant. Trust me, I knew what you meant. Oh, my God. Would she have played on the Patriots, you think, then? Oh, absolutely.

She was a player coach actually also and equipment manager because you know she had to make she she's making the jerseys yeah yeah yeah yeah do you think she was really proud when they stood up for the national anthem prior to the game oh see they used to kneel and she was the first one to stand for the national anthem it was a big piece of drama back then just keep. This page is getting Wikipedia page right now is just getting filled with facts. Keep talking. Back then the controversy is

Dude, history is a circle. Time's a flat circle. Whatever it was from True Detective where they were really mysterious about time all started with Betsy Ross. Betsy Ross? Colin Kaepernick? She's the Colin Kaepernick of her generation like, Colin Kaepernick. She was the Colin Kaepernick

of her generation. The Colin Kaepernick of her generation. Shout out Betsy Ross, dude. Colin Kaepernick slash Flavor Flav slash Giovanni

Gucci McGucci Man or whatever the fuck his name is, dude. Shout out to her. Giovanni Gucci McGucci Man. The original icon.

No, it was Gucci Dave Batista Gucci. It's like your Xbox name, bar, bar, brax bar bar you got to put the gucci's on either side of it that's true that's true oh my goodness what the fuck shout out betsy all right if you're listening that's gonna be my rap name whenever I start my new career, when this podcast fails. That'd be kind of tough. Little Betsy Ross. Not Little Betsy Ross. Just Betsy Ross.

No, no, no, no, no. Betsy Flavor Flavor Ross. Yo, how about this? Betsy Sauce. Ooh, sheesh. That'd be tough. That'd be hard. No, I'm going to stick with Betsy Giovanni Bernard Ross.

Dave Bautista Ross. Also play for the Bengals Chuck Ross John Ross okay let's what was the question reset reset alright so someone give us a person a time frame and a location we can

improv it. No? Alright, we have no callers. There's no audience. Oh wait, shit, yeah, wait, do we want to do the callers first? We do have a caller. So, speaking of our females in the field, which they approved that title, because I know calling them females is kind of derogatory, but they came up with it. We got a call from Kristen D'Andanese.

I have not listened to it. I've listened to the first five seconds. It might be ridiculous. It might be horrible. I don't know. So we'll see. What's up, guys? It's Denise and Kristen.

We're just calling in to talk about your question from last week about how girls give a urine sample at the doctor. So Kristen's going to walk you through the steps real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really complex stuff, but here we go. Number one, remove your bra. Number two, with your thumb and your index finger, gently squeeze the teat. Number three, continue until the cup is full. You know, just note that it might take a few minutes depending on the stream. So keep applying that pressure if it takes a bit. Number four, put your bra back on. Number five, swirl the contents of the cup. Give it a whiff before handing it to the doctor who's been standing in the corner looking at you super confused the entire time.

Number six, proceed to the reception desk where you'll get a sticker, some lollipops, maybe some money depending on the stream. That's it. That's the secret sauce right there. Hope that helped. Wow. There's so much to unpack. Holy fucking shit.

Oh my god. I would like... It pains me to say to them, but man, that was funny as shit. That was really fucking funny. Purely based on that, she deserves to come on for an episode. So good job, Kristen. Your audition was a success.

I literally thought it was just good. I thought they were going to actually describe it, but they were just going to say, oh yeah, but you can't wear your bra. And that was going to be just the funny part was, oh yeah, take your bra off, but then piss in the cup and then then put your bra back on. It's like, what the fuck? But no, it was not for that. What, eight levels too deep on that one.

I'm surprised she didn't mention Bessie Ross as well. That's where I thought she was going. Oh my god. Oh my god. Well, she also ended on secret sauce. Yeah. I didn't like that. I don't like that.

I'll say it right now on the record. I would also like to say to you guys when you were talking about a girl peeing in the cup and it's like a fire hose or something. What do you say to something ridiculous?

What the fuck do you think they have in between their goddamn legs, man? A fire hose. Do you think they have in between their goddamn legs man a fire hose you think it's the shit in the shower when you just like twist the different no no no no no it's brazen shit like no no it's it's uh oh no that's a fire hydrant it's like in the street when you just crank open the fire hydrant a little bit and sprays all the street during a hot summer that's it don't think so no you just put your thumb over the end of it like a hose, and then you can aim it. That's what I said to do.

Wait, why are we speculating? We just got told exactly what to do. Yeah, no. Take your ball off. We know now. Yeah, we know now. Whip it afterwards, swirl it a little bit, get to see the tannins in it,

and then I like that the doctor's in the corner of the bathroom for some reason watching you do all this. You go to a separate room. It's another version of a bathroom attendant you know in doctor's offices they have like the doctors they have lollipops and stickers too you know it's it's another bathroom attendant it's a hybrid there's that nice old lady back there for another like extra 20 bucks that you can they'll pee in the cup for you so you can pass your drug test. That's a service people need. God.

I'm still unpacking everything that was just said. Yeah, that was an insane call. I was not mentally prepared for that at all. That shit threw me for a fucking loop. I'm not even going to lie. First star of the episode definitely goes to Chris and Denise. Yeah, holy shit.

Imagine, though, if you had to take a drug test and they hand you the cup, they're like, alright, bathroom's over there and you just unzip and just pee into it right in front of them. What would they do? Would they be like, sir? Or would they just be like, alright, just give me like five seconds. For athletes when they have to pee in front of

somebody to make sure they're not using like fake dicks or any like bullshit. They have to actually like be in front of somebody to make sure they're not using like fake dicks or any like bullshit yeah yeah they have to actually like pee in front of people which like that what a crappy job that would be i'm i'm pulling that knowledge also strictly from blue mountain state i don't know if that's a real fucking thing i'm assuming that's based off of true events but in blue mountain state there's a whole episode about them getting fake dicks and stuff to deal with the drug test. I feel like I've heard about it in like we had a sports medicine class in high school and they talked about like drug testing athletes and stuff like that. And yet all these stories about like the ways they would get around it. And a lot of them were like you put like a pouch of like water like in your pants and you have like a straw or like a a tube that goes like under your junk and so you can like hold it and it looks like you're peeing but you're actually

like not to try to like fool the people who are like watching you so i think it's a real thing ridiculous but i think it's a real thing i thought you were gonna say we took a sports medicine class and my teacher used to watch us pee into cups no but we why would you think he was gonna say that i don't know man we talked way too much about betsy ross i didn't think that was that far off the radar so fucking quickly oh my god imagine making your students in your class oh my fucking god man come on i have some crazy teacher scores from high school but none of them are that oh yeah i don't i hope none of them are that oh yeah i don't i hope none of them i hope it's not no they are not like no predators one of them is pretty

bad they're not like predatory but it's like all right so story time so i was in uh english class and there's this girl princess who for the sake of the story you have to know she is black and she was in the back just making a ruckus or whatever. She's kind of all over the place anyways. In science class, she took out a tampon and was in front of the class with her leg up on the desk asking girls how to put it in because it was a new brand or something that she didn't know about. She's very outgoing, but she was making a like deal in the back of the class and my teacher was like just fed up and she was like take your cotton picking butt out of this classroom and everyone like stopped talking and was like big yikes did you just say that and the teacher like

realized what she did and like just walked out of the classroom crying and just didn't come back and like the teacher from next door came over i was like yeah um she just she's in the office uh we're just gonna wait till class is over and we never saw her again like she was fired from like you can't obviously you can't do that but like that was just out of nowhere like on a wednesday english class is like six period you're ready to go home someone drops the term cotton picking on you and you're just like uh-uh uh-uh yikes just she knew she fucked up she said it and just left she probably turned herself in she probably went to the principal hey before you hear anything you know from these crazy kids um i said something a little ridiculous today and it might be a hate crime so like i'm just gonna i'm just gonna resign right now i'm just gonna sign my sheet i'm out

it was a lot to take yeah that sounds like a lot holy fuck man yeah that was that's my that was like i don't want to say good time it was a good story horrible time just happy she was immediately gone and we just moved on from that and like nothing else came from it you know what that shit that shit makes me think of you see the key and peels kit with a substitute teacher that walks into this class and he's like i'm super serious there will be no nonsense and he starts the class and the first thing he does is fart. And all the kids just throw shit at him. And he turns around and just walks out the class.

It's the same thing. It's the exact same thing. Just knowing, like, oh, I fucking lost and just leaving. Same reaction. There's no coming back from it. Yeah, there's no coming back from that. You're fucked. You're so fucked. It's so bad. There's no coming back from it. Yeah, there's no fucking coming back from that. You're fucked. You're so fucked.

It's so bad. That's hilarious. I need to look her up on LinkedIn if I can remember that teacher's name and just see what the hell she did with her life after that. I hope she's not fucking teaching anymore. I'll tell you that. Nope. Better not be.

All right. So we have another caller. This one is coming from transylvania good afternoon it is wednesday my dudes this is count dracula from transylvania calling to talk about your garbage podcast would you like to know how many seconds it takes for me to turn off your podcast? Alright, I'll count for you. I won. And that is it.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. So Rooks, who is that? It's Jeremy. Jeremy. so rooks who is that it's jeremy hey fucking get on track you can go fuck yourself buddy i he called in like a couple weeks ago as big time and you were like is that denise's dad we're like i had brian we're dying genuinely the first that i after this call i was like okay i know who made the other one i feel dumb as fuck for thinking the other one was denise's dad i had no fucking but like the other one i genuinely had no idea yeah this one i absolutely could pick his voice the other one's a lot harder to tell his voice in this one. He has like vaguely an accent on it.

Well, it's like Jeremy just as Dracula. It's not that hard. Hey, Dracula, how about you go fuck yourself, buddy? And how about you step out in the fucking sun for a second? You fuck. I feel like that's an attack to Jeremy as well because he is very pale. Fuck it. Boxing match.

It's already set up. It's booked, baby. Me and Jeremy or Dracula, whichever one fucking shows up. Or Timmy. He could be. It's like the first 10 year old part of the wave of 10. Oh, OK. You have to fight these five people in the ring in waves.

I have to fight 10 of Jeremy's characters. After I kill them all, I get ten more characters. Yes. But right now there's two characters, and it's just Dracula and Timmy over and over again. So it's someone who's immortal and then a child, which you have a lot of experience fighting based on all of our other prompts. Bro, Dracula's easy to beat. Don't you just, like, put garlic on him or some shit? Yeah, I mean, you go to Olive Garden, you get those endless breadsticks, take them out to dinner.

You know how they have like potato cannons? I'm just throwing hella cloves of garlic in those fucking things. I'm just like pelting that motherfucker. That dude's dead as shit. Do you have a potato cannon? Good news for the word cloves. What? Do you have a potato cannon? I can figure it out. That's what he calls his left arm man that tiny little uh dumb kid in iron man 3 figured out how to do it i can do it

that kid's probably a lot smarter than all of us fuck that kid too all right you're fighting three kids you're fighting primetime timmy jim on, you're fighting the little kid from Iron Man, and you're fighting Dracula. But Dracula is also 10 years old. Chuck D'Amelio is opening up for me. Betsy Ross as well, but she's also 10 years old. Perfect. So if I kill 10-year-old Betsy Ross,

does that mean the united states flag never gets created she'll wrap you up in it and bury you in the united states flag you have like multiple timelines going on here what's going on yeah we're in the multiverse of betsy ross is she a variant oh good reference guys if betsy ross is in the new spider-man movie when he like jumps between multiverses i'm gonna lose it she's like captain america at one point guys that could happen that's not too far off probably cry my eyes out i'd probably i wouldn't be able to finish it i would stop i would just start crying laughing i would take off my bra and put my finger on my butt and start milking myself in the corner i don't remember just to complete the trifecta saying put your finger in

your butt but hey man, you do you. Do you want to listen again? She said something about putting her finger somewhere. I thought it was... Yeah. Burn hears what he wants. Yeah. I can't milk myself,

so I gotta figure something else out. Holy shit, man. The fuck are we talking about we could rein in a little bit i don't i think we should we won't be able to make it a little bit too far off the rails in the next couple of things so um that's what you think hard big football announcements all this week which is cool um. The NCAA lifted the ban on student-athletes actually making money off of their likenesses and their images so they can actually have sponsors. We can have NCAA, NCAA, that's a lot, that's too many A's.

NCAA, AAA. NCAA, AAA AA MCO okay so uh they can make money off themselves dude the at midnight after they announced that Bo Nix the Auburn QB signed a sponsorship with like an iced tea brand and posted it on his IG like one minute earlier after they could they're're going to make so much money off sponsorships, and it's going to be super weird. Yeah, but it's about fucking time, man. Oh, yeah.

Although, just think about something that is so wild. Think about all the college football jerseys that have been sold, even just in one college town, that they don't have the names on the back but you buy that shit from a campus store it's what 140 fucking dollars yeah crazy even even they made a couple bucks off that they're gonna make so much money yeah so it's like through sponsorships and deals and all that right like i didn't read the full freaking rule book well they can make money off their likeness and yeah so you right like i didn't read the full freaking rule book well they can make money off their likeness and yeah but like i assume they can't make a go fund me and be like give me

reasons why i should go to penn state like well no because that's that's that would be sort of what is so a different rule or something am i tripping? So Miami signed a sponsorship this week, and it's with American Top Team, which is a gym. And the sponsorship is for every single person on the team, and they all have the opportunity to make $500 a month for just repping that brand. So the people are saying that teams are going to use that and be like, we have 10 different sponsorships.

If you promote all these 10 brands you will make x amount of money each month and that's how they're going to pull in student athletes oh yeah no i which like that's sketchy i saw some funny i saw some tweet that i mean like it's sketchy but i saw some tweet talking about that specifically and it was like it was like this is gonna ruin college football every at every recruits only gonna want to go to the big schools when i don't have to have all the money and someone tweeted they replied to it like yeah i can't imagine college football like i can't imagine that having like all the big recruits go to the same schools and play the same big teams

like yeah man that doesn't fucking exist right now i'm a fucking idiot yeah it's it's weird and it's gonna play out poorly at first and then they're gonna rein it in at some point because right now i think they like they remove the ban on like what they can get money from i think core you're asking that and i think they're gonna have to walk it back and make it more restrictive as they move on because like right now you can do kind of whatever the hell you want to do as long as it's like legal within like the laws of the like United States the bylaws Berla

But yeah, dude, it's it's me cool. And then Barstow was signing much bunch of people. Jordan Stout from Penn State got signed. Sean Clifford got signed. He did too? Yeah. I only saw that our punter got signed because that one actually stuck out to me. They've been signing hella athletes, but I don't know what... So, like, with Bart, I'm pretty sure one of the girls they signed, she just handed an application, and then she made a TikTok of her, like... I saw that.

Her intro thing, and she was like, what does does this mean exactly she had no clue what this entails it's probably just repping their like yeah it's repping their merch because she was like oh like x amount of salary a year nope have a barstool sweatshirt like cool yeah the the lead dude at Barstool, when he tweeted out that they were going to do sponsorships, the next tweet was replying to himself. He was like, I have no idea what this means. I don't know what we're doing, but we're doing it. So they have no idea what they're doing either.

So they're going to sign a lot of people and not do a lot with it. But it's cool. Like we've said before, they have jerseys. They're in football games. They are plastered all over campuses and all over things to sell tickets for the games that bring in hella money for school like they deserve at least a small cut of it how that actually like is fair school to school is gonna be tough so like five years from now it's definitely gonna be more restrictive but like random thought do you think that they could turn that into like or would turn it into like publicity

for the barstool athletes so like we all know sean clifford like had a great first year not good last year like who knows this year probably not good but who knows like we'll see do you think barstool would be more likely to post like his photos and stuff like that or like his videos or whatever through the season and like that might build up hype and stuff like yeah yeah i think because it's like i don't know a lot of people freaking follow that for like even random news articles and stuff i think that'd be kind of cool to see how that even changes like people's popularity oh for sure like the players that actually have a lot of sponsors and like are all over social media and stuff like i'm sure we'll get more of like an awareness of

like the fans but who votes for heisman and stuff that's the only thing that's gonna affect isn't it like the the writers and stuff writers yeah yeah so it's not really gonna affect them so okay that would be my only thing why are you talking talking like Sean Clifford is going to be anywhere remotely close to being a Heisman contender this year? Look, the season hasn't started yet. You've got to set your bar really high. He was talking about Jordan Stout. He was talking about Jordan Stout.

Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah. I'll put it on air right now. Corey, if Sean Clifford wins the Heisman, I'll suck your dick. You heard it here first. All right. I'm conflicted. We're 42 minutes and 16 seconds into

my recording lock it up save that one for the end of the season i'm gonna be sick just start buying rooks lip gloss for every win that we get and every time he's like closer and closer to the ice man it's gonna be great weekly every time he's like closer and closer to the heisman weekly every time he has a good game rooks gets one oh my god no also like yeah you don't want not it's not not okay see we told you we could bring it off the rails we got there we got there but

so also with that because you can have the likenesses of all the players they can be in video games again because that was the thing that was holding back EA from doing NCAA football again and ea is making an announcement in 10 days of a new game they're bringing back and like obviously the speculation is it's gonna be football because like there's lists online and it's like fight night and ncaa lacrosse i'd play it but like they're not gonna make a big deal about an announcement

unless it's football and they're not gonna time a big deal about an announcement unless it's football, and they're not going to time it out right next to this unless it's football. So I'm thinking we're getting NCAA football back, and I'm so excited. Because it's been like 10 years, so the jump between the last one and the newest one is going to be so big.

They're just dropping Sean Clifford in Call of Duty. Jordan Stout. He's a Fortnite skin. That'd be sick. Dude, if you get sponsored by Fortnite, you could have so many fans. It'd be all like toddlers and they probably wouldn't be able to spend money on it,

but like, it could work. They could steal money from their parents' wallets. Yeah, how are kids got skins, dude little fucking v-bucks for christmas a little fucking cousin had me buying the skin man all right well when uh sean clifford has a skin in fortnite you have to buy all this one as well as suck cory's dick when he gets heisman that That's part of it. We're parlaying it. It's a parlay. Corey, do you want this or no? Say yes.

Say yes. Say yes. We'll let it go. Can we reevaluate by week six? No, no, no, no, no. It hasn't. I'm asking if that's cool, man. Oh, I'm fully in. Yeah.

No, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Consent has been given. Get fucking consent, you fucking assholes. All right, guys. So that's going to be our first video podcast. It's going to be our first Twitch live stream, everybody.

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We're still going. We got, like, 20 minutes left. We can get weirder. All right. All right, so still on football. They announced who's going to be on hard knocks, and it's going to be the Dallas Cowboys, Rooks, this year. Jerry Lamb.

God. You want to show me something that interests me? Don't show me Jerry's wrinkly ass making all the decisions and being behind the scenes and just giving everyone shit. I don't want to see that shit. I'm so not interested anymore. I'm interested a little bit because it's just going to be the offense freaking destroying the defense because they don't have defense.

Micah Parsons now. Micah Parsons now. Micah Parsons. They have one guy. Well, and they always highlight rookies, and Micah Parsons is a Penn Stater, so we're invested. So he's going to have a lot of screen time. So that'll be cool.

Dak Prescott coming back from injury is a good storyline. He had an insane season. He was on pace for like 6 000 yards throwing for throughout like the first six or seven games of the year and then he got hurt so like yeah it didn't happen but he was bawling out like crazy zeke's always interesting because like he wears like ponytails and has like eight facial piercings and will like eat cereal like a crazy person so that would be fun um That's true. But yeah,

they Cowboys have been on hard knocks three times, which is more than any other team. So like, it's kind of old and washed, but I'd rather be them than like the jets, honestly, because like, I'm not going to watch a single jets game during the season. I'm not going to draft a single jets player in fantasy football.

So I'm actually going to kind of pay attention. Like, are any of these guys actually good? I would be way more interested than jets than the fucking the fucking cowboys see zach wilson just be intimidated by every black person around him yeah that'd be fucking entertaining as shit seeing him have to interact with them all yeah that would be fucking awesome seeing i would just be embarrassed for him seeing Seeing every person on the Cowboys talk and just seeing a wrinkly old scrotum in the background, it's Jerry

Jones just like, don't fucking say the wrong thing, you fucking bitch, or you're cut. I don't want to watch that shit. Jerry Jones has the responsibility of watching all of them do their drug tests. So that's what they're going to film. So he's going to go into the corner, take his bra off because he

wears crop tops and jerry jones is gonna be watching it's gonna be great yikes i yeah i don't know i'm indifferent about it i feel like i missed who was last season's hard knocks rams was it the yeah yeah yeah i didn't really watch last year's at all it's like i don't know i gotta maybe it was because because of covid but i was just like less interested i don't know sean mcveigh and fuck the rams i didn't watch it i'm kind of interested in the rams this year just because of matt stafford to be honest yeah because it it'll be really interesting to see how good or bad goth was with Stafford coming in and replacing him Okay, no Stafford's like pretty good. He's kind of a gunslinger kind of throws it all over the place. He's still pretty good

He just like kind of has always hurt and like sort of doesn't have help around and now that he's on the Rams He has like a good set of receivers and a good coach. So like And a good night ball out great defense yeah so it doesn't matter though because whoever wins the nfc east is just going to go on to win the super bowl like usual so it's true that's big redskins in the super bowl calling it now whoa football team bitch oh sorry did you guys see that they tried to trademark the football team. Bitch. Oh, sorry. Did you guys see that they tried to trademark the football team? Yeah. Come on, man.

How dumb can you be that you think you could actually trademark that? Oh, my God. It's like me trying to trademark soccer. How much money did they lose in the last year? Has it been two years now when they've been the football team? I mean, why are they losing money though they can't or would they be they can't sell merch called the football team they have a logo with a w on it right like their jerseys they can still sell it could say washington okay okay i guess but i would still say that there's probably like definitely a dip because like with also also like looming like i would still say that there's probably like definitely a dip because like

with also also like looming like i would expect that they eventually give them a name but but then like that merch becomes kind of cool because it's only out for a year and that's kind of a collector thing but also i hate the name it's stupid they should have done like the red wolves which like there's a story behind it and it's a unique name and they like there's mock-ups of like the logos they could have done and the logos actually looked really cool man they're never gonna do like fan-made logos and shit they're always so nice and so cool and then nobody wants to do them yeah but they they announced i think it's this year teams could have two different helmets now or three thank goodness

I hated that that was a fucking rule it makes no sense what do they gain from restricting their helmets to one color concussions no there's college football teams Oregon's helmets are completely different every

fucking week and this is a college team why the I don't know what Oregon's helmets are completely different every fucking week, and this is a college team. I don't know what the logistics of it are or why it's a thing, but it definitely doesn't take that much effort. They have the money for it, and if you can sell helmets, you can sell the little mini ones. Those sell for money. They sell regular replica ones too,

and I'm sure they can make money off that if they have a bunch of different variations of it that they can sell. Back to the NCAA, Oregon is going to have a lot of players that are sponsored by Nike, like individual sponsorship. Yeah. That's going to suck. They're just going to pay every single one of them like $10,000 a month because they're all going to be sponsored by Nike.

That's going to be like the best sponsor. University of Maryland might start getting more recruits too. With the Under Armour peeps. Crap. What's Penn State got? We could ice cream sponsor them. Penn State Creamery. Could work.

They got nothing. Agriculture, you know there you go just put a little cow turd on each jersey it'll be great cow tail ooh the candy back to candy

no screw that topic alright so you wanna move on to bachelor let's do it I got thoughts I got lots of thoughts so how we do this each week now

our new uh format is like hockey we're gonna do three stars for the episode where the third star is the third most important second is second most and first is like the best performance whatever the scale we want it to be whether it's people we like or people we hate um and then sometimes we do a special mention at the end just so we don't recap the entire episode uh my third star goes to michael because he got freaking crushed by somebody and like he doesn't need them they're playing like rugby he did not he not need the brownie points because he was already way ahead of everyone else in the pack got crushed katie comes running over it's like are you okay he's like i'm fine and then he also told his story about how he's a widow and his wife died in front of all the guys and like

he made like five guys cry i was like man just getting all the like no it's not brownie point at that point sad points i don't know but like in a good way he wasn't like trying to feed it it just like he got a lot of credit this week from everyone all over the place so third star i like that i like that my third star i'm going for hunter so gross i i i genuinely i still don't like him i still have not liked him at all this whole series i think he's annoying as shit but just seeing him fucking light people up on the rugby field was awesome like seeing him that's true just taking taking the xbox controller and flicking up on the right stick as much as humanly possible and trying to just hit stick every single person that walked was great um like he's been super timid this entire time he's been oh i need

more time i haven't got my time but and this is another reason why i like it because he's just like after the date just such blind confidence he said after the date he's like i'm not worried about my relationship with katie at all and like this is before he'd gotten a rose or anything it's like you haven't said shit to her yet man and you think you just hit a few dudes and now all of a sudden you're her front runner you fucking clown but it was just his blind confidence was hysterical it made it made me laugh so fucking hard but um i would have put him at second star but him at the end of the episode was just like un-fucking-bearable he's so so so obnoxious the thing is with that though it's just the producers talking to him and hyping him up

because they need sort of a villain and like they definitely told him like that high in the stage like you're definitely the front runner be confident talk to the camera about it the funny thing is i talked to my mom about the episode because she apparently watches the bachelor now the only thing she had to say was she doesn't like hunter because he just looks oh he's fucking awful he stinks i was like the one thing amy mayberry will say is that she doesn't like this guy when he tried he like threw his kids in and showed katie pictures and i was like okay maybe this guy isn't as bad as i thought and then the end of the episode was like oh no fuck this guy this guy still stinks yeah he still stinks like that guy stinks that is why i did not give him any stars because he

he sucks he needs to go home i'm actually shocked you got a star uh a rose but all right second star of the week goes to the third button on everyone at connor b's shirts because it gets ignored it needs attention it needs validation he has not touched that thing in 10 years he looks like he's in a creed music video at all times during the day everyone else is in ties and in suit jackets this dude has like two buttons down on his entire shirt looks like he has like should have a fan in front of him just blowing wind in his hair like just looks ridiculous he also played the ukulele to katie it made her cry which was like oh it was great i guess it worked but so that third button man

just it needs some it needs some attention that's awesome um yeah i actually he was my honorable mention this week i always love his vibes he's so he just seems like a normal dude um yeah and then um in his little song i like he didn't go full like jed where he takes himself super seriously and is all i'm a musician that's why you should love me but he went um he was like joking with her throughout the song like it was i thought it was like a really like cute little moment yeah well because he's like a teacher he's not a musician. Jed was a musician, so you try hard to, this is what I do.

He used to be a musician. Now he's an influencer. Exactly. I'm talking about Connor. Oh, fair, yeah. When he was an alcoholic and he played at a piano bar or something. Yeah, okay. I'm back on board. My second star

is going to goddamn andrew uh andrew yeah he's just so fucking cool another another one that just seems like a real fucking person you know he just seems like a real fucking person i love love love and it wasn't this episode, but combining last episode with, I think it was last episode, with this episode, like, he's not, he has his mind on Katie, and he's tired of all the bullshit. Because it's getting so, it's getting, and when we get to my bad guy of the week, I'll explain more.

But it's just starting to, people realizing oh if i tell katie this person's a fuck up katie's gonna send them home and now everyone's just worried about everyone else constantly it's just like shut the fuck up man like and andrew and andrew was being i think i think it was to trey he was being respectful and was like dude like you did what you did that's fine but i'm just tired of this and i think we need to just focus on our own relationships which i agree with but like so you're talking about that because of last week with thomas saying he wanted to be the bachelor and the guys were like should we bring in sub to katie i agree that they should have though i

understand there's drama but like it's either you don't bring it up and it gets brought up later and then she sends him home because obviously it's like a dick move and then he just takes someone else's place for a couple weeks or you bring it up now get it over with and move on and there's a better way to do it because like the what trey went and told him himself i think whereas the week before they had like at the rose ceremony they all the guys as a whole said like hey, Carl's being an idiot. He's lying. Send him home. So it was not on one person wasting time.

It wasn't one person trying to get ahead. It was just like, this is a problem. Send him home. Let's move on. That's the better way to do it. Yeah. I just, it's, we're really, there's, you guys talked about last week about front runners i think there are

front runners and the front runners are the only people that are having a relationship with katie and not shit talking every other person the front runners are the ones that actually have a relationship with katie and the people who are not front runnersners are the ones, Trey, fucking Aaron, Boxguy. Like, you're not in, like, y'all ain't going to fucking win. Yeah. The difference between, like, the middle of the pack and the frontrunners this season is big. But there's a lot of frontrunners. Usually there's, like, one or two.

Oh, no, yeah. I feel like there's, like, four or five, which is, like, cool to see. One, she is really giving everyone, like, the time of day, which is awesome. Yeah. She seems like she's trying to get to know everybody which is great yeah no she's been a great bachelorette like i was thought my friend and i watched it with like she's boring i was like like how is she boring compared to like the past bachelorettes she's just as she's more personality than most of them has more balls than most of them she's not just like a pageant girl she's like seems somewhat normal but i digress my first star for the week is andrew um i won't rehash the same things you said the one thing that was weirding me out he had the one-on-one with katie and it started out like sort of awkward he seemed like too introverted for her

and like it seemed like they weren't meshing but like every one of her front runners is a very like introverted dude they're none of like the big bold guys like greg is very quiet michael a is pretty quiet connor's like a musician but like other than that part of it he yeah they're all quiet and kind of like some of them are kind of goofy yeah so like it started out weird but it seemed like she was really into him. The thing she did say that was like 50-50 was she could start falling for him and not that she did fall for him already. We don't like that. I know. We don't like that.

But by the end of the date, she was all about it. Like you could like see that she was really into it. And he brought up having like mixed race children with her and how that's a big deal. She handled that perfectly because like she because she's a good person yeah she's not a horrible human being it's not rachel kirkconnell like it also just like can have a normal conversation and isn't just like yeah i understand that's a problem yeah obviously like she like elaborated and like gave him settled him down and gave him confidence that she was gonna be cool the funniest thing was at the end of the date where she's like there's one more thing

and there's a hot tub and you just see his face he's like he looks so excited it was awesome it was great um but with those hot tubs they can't have bubbles because of like the mics so it's just like sort of just hot water that's not moving. It's so mediocre once you realize, oh, it's not really a hot tub. It's just kind of a bath. Every time you get in a hot tub, do you have to have bubbles

or else you don't enjoy the hot tub? Yeah. That's part of the experience. You're a six-year-old man. What hot tub have you got and we're like can we can we turn the bubbles down there's too many bubbles like who does that there's not i don't like worry about the bubbles but there's been many times where i've been in a hot tub that doesn't have like we're talking and stuff so we turn the jets off and you can turn them down i'd

like to interject we need a third opinion. What separates the hot tub from a really hot bath if there are no bubbles? Thank you. Thank you. Nothing. I do, but I don't like being in a hot bath with other people

chilling around. That's weird. I don't think it's weird. I still stand it. I don don't care as long as the water is warm chilling with the boys chilling with some girls i don't care i don't give a fuck all right all right well what if betsy was in the hot tub with you without bubbles brian that'd be tough um well right now she'd probably be like 300 years dead uh but at that point she would decompose enough that it would probably be like only a few specks of dirt so i could deal with that yeah one guarantee though she definitely has an american flag uh towel uh swimsuit man come on one piece two piece one piece two piece

three piece you go one for each boob and then one for the bottoms don't know how it works but we'll figure it out she made the American flag she can make that she can do it 50 piece swimsuit one for each star oh my goodness now we're cooking with gas

someone call up Betsy Ross get her on the line getsy ross on the line oh okay anyway let's what's one star what's your one star my first star is goddamn michael man he just every time everything he does he just makes me want to cry he's so harmless and just a nice dude one i love to um him telling all the guys and saying oh i don't i didn't want i wanted you guys to get to know me first and then i could tell you this and then so that way you don't you know me and you don't think i'm just playing this bullshit sympathy card i was like i love that like it's the right move he's just he's like he's an adult like he's a fucking adult i was just he's 36 or 37 and some of those guys are like 25 like that's a big difference in age

like a lot happens between 25 35 oh yeah for sure but yeah hence him having kids and his wife dying that's a big thing that changes you a lot um but yeah no he's he's just great and i think um i i don't know if he's gonna win like i right now i would probably put him top three but i just think he's just so harmless and sweet and just genuine that it's hard for me it's hard for me to not especially with katie if it was a different season this guy's not going anywhere because yeah he's so he's deep and he's kind of goofy looking and this season like he's gonna shine because katie it's very obvious katie cares so much about who they are as a person and shit like that yeah like i think he can make it top three for sure easily for sure i think though i don't think she wants kids and like that's a

very big thing and in the season preview at the end of the episode they kind of showed him sort of teasing he might go home because of his kid that might just be like producers trying to make drama i thought she i thought they talked and she said it's not something she needs, but she's open to it or something like that. Which means she... This is how I think about it.

If she just met this guy out of the real world, she would 1000% end up with him. But when you're on a show and you're dating 20 dudes and all of them are pretty great or at least the final four are pretty great and one of them has kids three of them don't you just go with the one that doesn't have kids like you have four good options you pick the one with loud baggage i mean that's logical but yeah so we know how the show gets like i know so do you i mean part want to rewind past seasons where it's the top two and

it's last season man come on you have one that like loves you and isn't a piece of shit person and then you have a piece of shit person that's causing you problems all the time it is being a fucking asshole they pick the piece shit. That happens so much on this show, though, where they don't. They pick the. And granted, Michael's not a piece of shit. I'm not saying Michael's a piece of shit, but I'm saying the baggage thing. A lot of times that's not. Doesn't matter.

Yeah. I think that doesn't matter when it's the guy picking as much because they like they're thinking with their dick more than girls think. Very, very fair. Vagina. That's not really a phrase. So I think he makes it really far, but I'm... Hey, girls can think with their fucking vagina? Fuck you, man.

They can, it's just not a phrase that people use that much. I'm gonna start using it. Go for it. I just think when he gets sent home, it's gonna be so sad. It's gonna be the saddest thing in the world. I'm gonna start bawling cry i'll shed a tear so i don't have a bad guy for the week but i do have a shark boy sighting over the week because hunter looks like shark boy from shark boy and lava girl and i can't stop thinking about it and i told my friends this week about it when i was watching

with them like yeah i see it it's suck it's he i don't like him he fucking stinks like i he sucks i only put him at the third star because he was just lighting people the fuck up and it was great like he had to respect his rugby game very very entertaining uh television to watch just these people that definitely have never tackled anybody in their life get full on fucking Brian Erlacher to the ground. It was awesome. Andrew S. like plays professional football in Europe. Like I thought he was going to start like murdering. He wasn't.

He wasn't. He wasn't on the date. He got the one on one. Oh, he wasn't. That's true. OK, that would have been good. Yeah. Oh, no, that was fucking great.

Who's your special mention? All right. My special mention this week. I'm going bad guy. That was fucking great. Who's your special mention? All right. My special mention this week, I'm going bad guy. I think I'm going to try to stick to bad guy. So as I've said before, bad guy for me typically is like, yo, that's a bad fucking guy. Like that guy. Okay. That guy kisses people.

That's sick. But in this case of the show, I'm saying bad guy. Fuck that guy. This guy's a fucking scumbag. Fucking Aaron, my guy can you please just fucking talk to katie about you guys i'm so sick of this shit because he thinks this the dumb thing is he's like oh she she trusts me she wants this she wants my opinion on this shit it's like no she just knows you're snitching on fucking everybody so she's gonna come ask you every time she has a question about this shit because you're her you're her little fucking um what were we in in elementary school when we

walked around with like the fucking belt things on what were we patrols hall monitor patrols dude he's a little fucking patrol he has his little sash and his badge on he's like don't run in the hallway like this guy's a fucking clown man i'm sick i'm just i'm so sick of it at any time someone someone has something to say about someone else he inserts himself in and it just like starts compiling on it it's just just focus on your fucking relationship buddy you're not getting you're not because of what you're doing right now yes people are going home but also what you're doing right now you don't look good number one sweetie i'm sorry aaron honey but you're you don't look good right now

and then number two is you're not going to go deep in the show you're not to me whenever people do that shit it makes me question their intentions because oh i'm looking for love i'm looking for love they fucking talk to the person you're trying to like love on man yeah it's it's super frustrating and it's anytime someone and granted yes thomas was an asshole yes um zipper boy was a fucking weirdo yes carl was a fucking weirdo but it's just how many times we're gonna do this like let these people just eliminate them fucking selves like let them just get themselves the fuck out i don't know it's just it's just getting exhausting because it's always him and it bothers the shit out of me yeah he just always like looks like he's pissed

off and angry at somebody and then we shouldn't move on last two things one based on the season like preview for the second half it looks like justin makes it really far the dude who's like has all the gifts of his facial expressions there was so many clips of him like actually gonna make it like top five at least so like dark horse like not front runner just dark horse to like win was justin i'm all for it no i like him a lot and he's i mean it's a it's another thing we're on this season katie likes dudes of personality and dudes that are cool and fun to talk to and funny and i mean he's definitely out there in the group for sure in that in. Yeah. The preview for the rest of that season, though, looks so dramatic. I know.

Twice as dramatic as the first half. And it looked like she was arguing with Greg. It looks like someone else makes an appearance. They're talking about why is there another guy here at some point. That's going to be bullshit. I'm going to tell you now. That's going to be bullshit. Yeah.

People online were like, that seems like it was edited from when blake was here and then they teased that michael a might send himself home so like it's gonna be nuts and then i teased that someone might not propose to her because they're like if you don't if this you don't propose or they are talking to her that some of them might not propose to her sometimes like it's gonna be bad like i thought at the beginning of the season it was gonna end really well because she seems like she knows what she wants the guys are great and it seems like it's all gonna fall apart at the end well in the end there's always there's always gonna be some messy shit but then also um like with this stuff like you said it's a lot of editing and it's a lot of them using these fucking clips and manipulating them and shit.

Yeah. Like the thing they keep showing this one clip of fucking Greg where he goes, can I leave now or something? Yeah. I mean, he seems heated. Yes. But he's probably genuinely asking them in their interviews because they have to do these things sometimes. He's probably like, OK, am I done? Like, yeah, that's fair the only thing with that clip is it shows him walking through like some courtyard like not running but like walking fast and the clip right before it is katie walking through

that same courtyard like cry because of something and it's like the exact same hallway just filled from a different angle and it's like okay so does he piss her off like what's he do i'm still sticking with i like him a lot he's like keeps growing on me but from that first date i was like i think he has a girlfriend back home and i'm gonna stick with that because it seems that there's drama i fuck with him and i just i like him but he just gives me jed vibes he gives me yeah this guy's a this guy seems like a good dude but i think there's something going on behind the scenes that we don't know about he's very he's very um they've had deep talks and stuff obviously like their first date there was a lot of deep conversation and things like that but him in general he's to me and this could be he's i think he's young i think he's like 24 25

but a lot of times in conversation the shit he says has zero depth to it and it's a lot of just telling people what they want to hear type shit i don't know i could just be looking too deep into it and i could just be being an asshole which is totally fair because i do that a lot when i watch the show but yeah you'll you only get a glimpse of them so you can you kind of just make judgments because that's all you get really to see the last thing they showed her in the pale blue sweater again which hannah ann wore it when pilot pete and her broke up and uh hannah b wore it when her in general broke up so i'm like the producers know what they're doing man there's a curse so yeah i would just like to say i i um rachel show me a tiktok of

someone ripping on the producers or the people doing um like the clothing this season bro they are they are not doing katie justice a lot there's a lot of times where katie's fit come on man they get they're giving these dresses that give no booty emphasis they got her wearing this crazy shit sometimes like there's sometimes her outfits are just i think they're it's disrespectful it's they're not they're not tough like they're not tough fits you need to step your fucking game up on the wardrobe this is why we need cory to start watching again so he could be really critical on the wardrobe. This is why we need Corey to start watching again so he can be really critical on the wardrobe again.

Our fashionista. Had lots of opinions about Victoria last year. He would have had lots of opinions again. People call me the Betsy Ross of the Bachelor and Bachelorette community. You go on and make all the dresses. But you took this season off. That's why it's wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sometimes you just need a break, man. You know? Yeah, yeah. Working those fingers too hard. Developing a little bit of arthritis. Hey, I'm still down for one episode of Zach and I just watch a random episode. Maybe the finale. I don't know because we're getting later into it.

It's got to be. It's definitely got to be a later episode for sure. Fantasy suites. Fantasy suites. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one that I want to watch. She talks about sex positive stuff so much she better be able to like sling it around in the bedroom like really

well because she you know they're coming out of there sling it around she's slinging around i don't know what a phrase is for you can't opposite you can't just roll that phrase in here and blow by it marcy i'm about to bust. No, no, no. I'm offended. I'm offended by that. She better be able to sling it around Burn. Bring it around town. Oh my.

But you know what I'm trying to say. No, I don't. I'm really confused. This is what I'm trying to say. The vulva's a sexy thing. My bad. Honestly, that kind of really helped sum it up for you there you go way to back out with that one oh my goodness all right well uh let's get the train off the tracks um just like

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