It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 24: Joseph Stalin v. Jojo Siwa

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

The boyos get into a quick weird self Q and A this week as we all brought 2-3 dumb questions for each other, ranging from has your dick seen sunlight to FMK with Capt America, Iron Man, and Thor. Also finish up with thoughts on the recent eliminations from Katies season of the Bachelorette. Timestamps: 0:00:00 - 0:03:58 - Intro and Voicemail 0:03:58 - 0:09:08 - Peeing in the Ocean 0:09:08 - 0:13:11 - Dick Sunlight 0:13:11 - 0:25:27 - Dream Boxing Matchup 0:25:27 - 0:31:01 - Best Worst Movies 0:31:01 - 0:35:24 - Saw Dust Rice Crispies 0:35:24 - 0:42:42 - FMK 0:42:42 - 0:55:07 - Best Worst Movie 0:55:07 - 1:16:48 - Bachelorette Rate us 5 stars! Leave a review! Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

it is wednesday my dudes welcome back to another beautiful episode of it's wednesday my dudes we got we got some boyos here today um we are missing our beloved c word cory mirrors ain't here but rest in peace we got the brag guy as always on the ones and twos. Hello. We got your, what is it? Your mom's favorite milkman. Is that what it is?

I didn't want to fuck it up. Yeah. It's the Midwestern milkman, your mom's favorite. Ah, fuck. Your mom's favorite milkman is kind of hard, too. That's kind of hard, too, bro. I'm not going to lie. That's kind of juicy right there. So honk, honk, au of hard, too. That's kind of hard, too, bro. I'm not going to lie. That's kind of juicy right there. So honk, honk, au revoir, everybody.

We were actually at my buddy's lake house this past weekend, and we found out my friend just runs Mario Kart time trials religiously after work. So his name's Anthony, so we called him Tony Time Trials. What a life that guy lives. That sounds exhausting. You better have some records, man. Like, if you do that every day after work.

He was kicking our ass, though, so the practice paid off, for sure. Oh, that's fucking, that's funny. Like, I, uh, did you do the Mario Kart drinking game where you have to finish your beer during your lap, but you can't be driving when you're drinking? No, this was more of a

decompress from the boat of drinking all day on the boat, on the pontoon. So it was more of a come down type of a game, which is not great because you still get violent and aggressive while you're playing Mario Kart. So, at least I do. Did you guys see they announced it's like a Super Smash Brothers type game, but it's all

Nickelodeon cartoons. So there's like Avatar and Danny Phantom and like Jimmy Neutron and Spongebob on it. I'm so excited for it. It's going to be sick. Jimmy Neutron about to brain blast over everybody. Nah, man. I'm picking Trixie Tang 10 times out of 10. She's about to fuck everybody up.

Deep cuts only. Carl from Jimmy Neutron. Just going to like jump in like slam his buns on everybody. Just throwing croissants at everybody, dude. I'm sorry. Croissant. Sorry. But and your boy, Korean Beef, back in the house.

Told you, here to stay. Big boy is here to stay um so today we got a little bit of a a little bit of a messy so um we're gonna have some we're gonna have some just random q and a's between us we got a caller right burn yeah because of the caller because of uh they kind of set us up for this one so here you go this is sam from new jersey hey guys it's sam from jersey calling in uh i found the uh podcast and the new apple update for the podcast app really like right here so far really like how you guys all know each other from college uh for your new viewers could you guys possibly do a q a episode so we have to know

more about you guys i'll hang up now thanks thank you so much for calling in sam from new jersey appreciate it and absolutely so i think so this episode is going to be more just random quick hitter nonsense of just like us saying nonsense we don't have a set of questions from callers yet keep sending them in though we will definitely answer them but until then we're doing our own q a to each other we're it. Today we're doing more of like ridiculous stuff, but we will be. I do want to have us do an episode where we kind of do actual Q&A questions and actual, you know, getting to know us as a group of idiots. So thank you for calling in, though. Awesome call. Appreciate the love.

Keep calling in. There's a link in the description of every episode send us whatever you want send us some questions for q a episode send us something dumb to talk about or just yell at us and we'll put it in the episode absolutely all right so who's gonna get questioned first who's volunteering i got a good i got a good i got one that you're gonna hate but i'm curious to see what zach has to say about this. Okay, you two. Let's do it. When you pee in the ocean, do you pull...

Don't put me up last like this. Do you pull your penis out of your bathing suit or do you leave it in? Oh, so this applies perfectly to my weekend at the lake. Because when you're out in the middle of the pontoon drinking, the only way you're peeing is if you're jumping in the lake. I'm just leaving. I'm not pulling my dick out i just i feel like i used to do that and i don't know why i used to do that it just looks like a worm i'm just asking for a fish to bite my dick so i'm uh i'm keeping it inside it's all covered in water anyway just washes away um i i don't see a reason why you need to take your dick out plus if you're close to the boat they can definitely see it and it's and we're in the cold water i'm not

impressing anybody when i'm down there bobbing up and down i will say though i don't know if it's something to do with being in the water or like being like you have to like think about peeing like it just doesn't come naturally i don't know if you're surrounded surrounded in the public i feel like i feel like a dog when you're let your dog out and then to the bathroom and you're just kind of watching him he's like he or she is like what the fuck man like let me just be so yeah i'm keeping my dick in my pants or my swim trunks there's literally a reason it's harder to pee in the water because the like water pressure you have to like push against it so that's why it's like physically harder to pee so for for the for our beautiful viewers um we went to

we went on a cruise in college and me and uh the bride guy were in the water and he turns away from me and like turns his back to me and his like shoulders are hunched over i was like yo what are you doing man he goes i'm peeing what I was like did you pull your dick out like why are you turned away from me he's like yeah I'm not gonna pee my pants like and I'm someone I have been

quote unquote peeing in my pants in the pool or ocean or lake since I can remember man I don't discriminate I don't care the pool is gross the lake and the ocean are big enough to where it's okay you pee in the pool even if i will say if you're above the age of five and you pee in the pool you're like you know you're thank you disrespectful member to society i i guess i'm a disrespectful member of society then

i don't know man especially we all do that like the last couple like years i guess where i've been in the pool or the ocean i've been drinking so i really don't care then like when that happens i'm just like oh yeah this does not matter like at all um yeah i was just i was curious to get zach's take on that bright bright guy what's your answer i'm surprised zach was like pretty middle ground because I thought you were going to, like, flame me as well. Because me and Rooks have talked about this so many times. I understand you're surrounded by water. But, like, you're in the water. Your dick's, like, kind of floating.

So it kind of points forward. So it's kind of straight against your shorts. So you're peeing straight onto fabric. And I understand they're already soaked. So it's not necessarily, like, absorbing at all. But it still feels like you're just peeing straight onto fabric and I understand they're already soaked So it's not necessarily like absorbing at all But it still feels like you're just peeing straight on your pants and I don't understand why people think that's okay If I took your swimsuit Dunked it in water put it on the ground peed on it then dunked in water again

Then gave it back to you to put on you wouldn't put that on not the same thing No, not this it is Really flawed argument, but whatever you say, Chief. How is it different? You're already surrounded by water. It's like you're just, I'm peeing into the lake. I'm not peeing into my swim trunks. But your swim trunks are right against your dick.

I already said that part of it. Do you guys ever like to see like when you pee, if you can propel yourself a little bit backward, like see how strong your stream is? What the fuck? How strong is your stream, my guy? I never said it was strong i said like to see you sometimes i surprised myself zach's got a one inch diameter urethra shooting jets okay also got the fire hydrant i just can't wait so brian what do you think the ladies doing they pee you think they like

take like pull their oh god no to the side call in. When you pee in the pool, do you take your bottoms off? One, don't pee in the pool. Two, we're talking about the ocean. No, I think it's just gross. I think just don't do it. I'm a big fan of just not peeing on yourself. I don't know why that's such a hot take. Let's think about this.

So when you pull your dick out in the water, right? You're peeing in the water. The water is surrounding you. So could you say maybe the pee dick out in the water right you're peeing in the water the water is like surrounding you so could you say maybe the pee that's in the water is just getting on the outside of your bathing suit rather than the inside of your bathing suit but there's a current oh so now there's now there's a double standard okay i say i'm not thinking about the current when i have to take a leak after slamming too many high noons on a pontoon boat i'm just happy i'm in the water i'm getting it out like i'm not like where's the current going what

what is the moon is it high tide low tide not think about any of that look all my swimsuits aren't covered in piss and all of yours are so i'm gonna live my life the way i live my life and i'm very happy about it hey you do you brother i think more people should be like me i'm gonna say that right now yeah you got you're up right guy okay this one's similar not really but i some sort of the same vein i was looking them up on reddit and this was a good one when is the last time your dick has seen direct sunlight um never that you weren't peeing because i'll throw that caveat in there because we're talking about it. You're not allowed to pee for this scenario. Yeah.

In that scenario, you're not like, Oh, you peed in a bush and that counts. I don't think never is a crazy answer. When am I, when is that happening? I don't go to nude beaches. I'm respectable in society and I wear shorts and pants. Have you, have you never, I guess skinny dippings only at night. Um, yeah, I think no is the, Have you never, I guess skinny dipping's only at night. Yeah, I think no is the,

I think never is the correct name. Like, okay, maybe when I was two and my mom had to change my diaper on a park bench. I don't know, I was two years old, too young to be old to be changing a diaper. I don't know how diapers work. You've never been pantsed at a party? Because I have a really bad story about that.

Oh, yeah. No, but that's not direct sunlight. That's your inside. No, it was direct sunlight. All right, so story time. Sixth or seventh grade, I was invited to Natalie Taffo's party. Shout out, Natalie. You don't listen, but it was a pool party.

I walked, knocked on the front door. Her mom answered. I was like, oh, come through the back. Walked straight through the house, out the back door. Walked out with her mom two or three steps, and someone snuck around from inside the house behind me and pounced me. And I wear

boxers with my swimsuit, just because I'm a little nerd. Boxers? Boxers. Or compression shorts. Boxers? Burn wears boxers. He wears legit boxers with his bathing suit. Either way, we'll get to that. We'll get to that.

But either way, they got both layers as soon as I walked in, too. So everyone turned to say, like, hi, because it was a party, and they're like, oh, someone new is here. And they just, like, immediately pants me dicks out. And I was like, well, this party sucks. So I went and hid into a corner and, like, got in the pool and just, like, sat by myself. And I was like, all seventh grade has seen my wiener or it's the best part of your life burn yeah all the girls

love me after that shout out to like I can't believe there was a time in our lives where and granted like we were young but it was just like hey you see Jimmy over there I'm gonna go assault him really quick I'm literally gonna sexually assault him really quick i'm gonna sexually

assault him man that's gonna be sick that is true that would not fly at all anymore like yeah that's like huge that's so it's just the idea of that and like how that was a thing and what happened to you could happen to anybody at that time because there was a huge like thing for stupid kids our age like insanity absolutely insane that that was a thing in slight of their defense i don't think they tried to pull everything down because like usually you don't try to it's kind of just like show your underwear it's kind of funny whatever but yeah it's not cool we need to move on from that that not that can't be a thing anymore yeah i think that should never have been a thing all right direct sunlight rooks um i'm trying to think because like there's there's a few times that i've changed outside yeah okay and i'm think maybe that. Yeah. But even that, I don't know.

I honestly, other than that, nothing's coming to mind. So I saw that question. I was like, I really don't know they answered this. I'm so curious if either of you like went streaking for some reason. No, I've never gone streaking. I've never done like naked lap for beer pong or anything like that. No, screw that. Have you guys ever seen someone do naked lap for beer pong?

I've seen someone strip down to like boxers and do it, which like doesn't really count. But yeah, I was pretty disappointed, but it's fine. All right, Zach, you're up. All right. So I'll go first on mine, or I'll answer first, I guess, because it's a little, I think it might require some more thought. So what is one societal norm that you go against or you think should be reversed?

So I have two. Peeing in the ocean. Huh? Yeah, there you go. Peeing your pants in the ocean. I got two so my first one is that bloody mary's are only a brunch or breakfast drink i'm trying to uh change that single-handedly and make them uh maybe not like late night at a bar because i don't know if you i can be sucking down tomato juice at about fuck now it sounds awful but like i think i think

bloody mary would go great with lunch you know a little burger and fries and a little bloody mary yeah like a grilled cheese and bloody mary yeah exactly i feel like i always have to ask like a caveat when i go to a bar and it's like 4 p.m i'm like can i get a bloody mary they're like yeah sure um but the other one that i think society has bullied into starting when you're a teenager and going all the way against you when you're old is going to the movies by yourself i am the biggest proponent of going to the movies by yourself it is by far the best way to view a movie your friends don't add anything to the experience besides the hey what'd you think oh it was great awesome and then you drive home in silence and talk about something else um you can you can like another thing you can

go to see the movie whenever you want yeah i don't have to wait for i don't have to call up like brian like brian can you see like no i can't go to the movies for another three weeks it's like well i want to see black widow this weekend like i'm not waiting for you so i don't know why society somehow like the guy who goes to the movie or girl who goes to the movies alone is a complete loser. But you are not. Viewers, I stand with you. I stand with you. I think I've seen like four movies now by myself, and they've all been great.

Dude, Corey, like we talked about two weeks ago, would not go see Quiet Place Part 2 with me. And my mom had seen it, and he had it. My mom liked it, and she's the biggest pansy in the world i was like all right i'm just gonna go by myself so i agree big proponent of movies by yourself i do like when you leave the movie though and you get to talk like hey did you see this part of that part like because you kind of like talk it through it depends on the movie though if it's like a mystery you need someone else there to like hype each other up on like how good it was because when you leave the movie you're like well was great. And you turn around for someone to like agree with you. You're like,

okay, I'm just going to go home. That part kind of sucks. Um, one thing I would say, I go to concerts by myself. Cause like everyone has a really different taste in music. And like, I don't want to convince someone that this band is going to be really good. And then they show up and they're like kind of into it. And they want to like sit in the back and like kind of just bop their head. Like I want to be as close as I can get with all the people who are actually really into it as well. Just kind of like having a good time,

like jumping around. And like, I don't want to force a friend to go with me if they're not going to enjoy it as well. So like the first 10 minutes of a concert though, when you're there by yourself suck because it's super awkward. You kind of just stand in there waiting for the thing to start what's the music going though it's great it's fine but first little bit a little weird i was shocked when zach started that

that question i i thought these were going to be two very stupid comments that i was going to just shred to pieces and rip down i'm on your side for both of those i'm genuinely i i will say so love bloody mary's i can only have one at a time but a bloody mary with lunch sounds actually kind of fantastic but there's you have no business drinking more than one bloody mary no one needs that much tomato in their body at one time um and then going to the movies i've actually never done i've never gone to the movies by myself but it does sound very nice i also don't i don't go to the movies very often even like pre-quarantine and everything i didn't go to the movies super often i think the last movie i saw in theaters was endgame and then before that like i can't

fucking tell you um but that's actually a really good point because i do i like i like the event of going to the movies but it's it can turn into such a production and then like i hate i hate wearing jeans to the movie theater and just like i'm wearing i'm wearing fucking slim jeans in the movie theater and just constantly rummaging around trying to fix my shit like i would love to go and just full sweatsuit got icy in one hand you know i'm more of a candy guy during the movie i don't like no i have to actual food for the movie i always feel really fucking strange i don't know why um when someone brings me out a fucking box of chicken tenders and fries and all the shit it's like i don't know

i feel kind of bad eating the shit around everybody i don't know the worst part is that it's 20 i used to work at the movie theater you get like chicken tenders fries and a drink for literally it's so fucked and that's so horrible yeah so many times people would walk in with food to the ticket office i'd be like they're not gonna let you in with that just put it in your purse and they'll be like oh thanks and they'll put it in their purse and like walk by the ticket guy and look at me and just like give me a thumbs up it's like i got you because the movie theater i worked at was right next to like a food court so like it happened every day yeah they're not gonna the eighth grader checking your tickets is not gonna say sir you can't bring those sprees or those uh into the into the movie we have to compensate those sprees what a deep fucking cut do sprees

still i love spree oh yeah they still exist i think love spree. Oh yeah. Do they still exist? I think so. Do you ever have like the giant ones? They're like two inches in diameter. Yeah, they're fucking huge, man. They're awesome. It's way too much candy on one side. Goddamn candy fucking frisbees, dude. Those things literally are driver and disc golf. Those things are

massive. Playing ultimate with these things. My other one would be milk for any meal because like yes king it's delicious i'm a skim milk guy i know you don't like that because you know it's but like water tastes good milk tastes good put it together whatever um also people need to drink more milk as evident by conor mcgregor just destroying his leg this weekend, big broken boat guy. So PSA, drink some more milk. I love milk.

I think I didn't realize it was like a Midwest thing, or maybe it's like a Midwest slash Pennsylvania thing, or I don't know. I don't know where it comes from. But it's definitely not an East Coast thing, because I would tell people, especially with like, I don't know if we talked about this before, but we think we have. Like Italian food, like red sauce, anything with milk, delicious.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fantastic. Coat the inside of your body just with as much fat as possible. 100%. 100%. I'm out on these. Out on milk?

I mean, I like skim milk. Well, I'm I could and I know that's your thing, bra guy, but I could not have like a chicken breast and rice with just a tall pint of milk over there. I don't think I don't think I'm going to. I don't think I'm going to be participating in that. You are lactose intolerant, so I'll give you a pass. Yeah, that also plays the factor. Not like that changes anything in my brain, but it plays a factor not like that changes anything in my brain but it plays a factor i've literally had milk for every like a meal in my life pretty much and i'm not gonna change it i in college i would buy four oh my fucking gallons of milk our fucking fridge three

our it was four our fridge was so fucking monopolized. We had four people living in one fucking apartment. The entire bottom floor of our – the bottom shelf of our fridge would be fucking milk jugs. And they would all get drank. Like, yeah, sure. But finding places to put shit when we have one person who's buying four gallons of milk to start off loading the fridge in these tiny shitty college fridges are it's it was an impossible task it was absolutely impossible i apologize but like you said i drank it all so like i wasn't i will say i was just after after three days two gallons would be gone and it was manageable but we had to figure out those three days how the fuck to tetris that shit into

the fridge yeah it was bad um if i were to so i'm gonna go off of just the last couple weeks um one thing i fucking hate that i don't think we should always have to do which like some people like i'm sure people do it to be nice and stuff. If you're at like a big pregame. I hate. If you come in with someone that people don't know. And just. Oh hi everybody.

This is blah blah blah. And they go in. And they go one by one to each person. And shake hands. And it's like. Oh hi nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. It's like.

I don't know. I always just. I feel weird for the person. And then. They don't remember any of us. Yeah. Like it's. i don't know i always just i feel weird for the person and then they don't remember any of us yeah like it's i don't know it's always real weird to me and i was at um i was at a pregame where it happened literally multiple times multiple people and it was just like it got to the point where i was giving i was giving people just like the firm business handshake just rooks yeah rooks it's just like fuck this man um just don't say your name say hi to the group yeah just say hi to everybody because then also people will have their conversations throughout like you'll especially like a pregame

where everyone's being social anyway people will talk to you just i don't know i i always think that's like obnoxious and like you don't have to do that but everybody always does that shit um and then my other my other societal norm as zach said and this might be a hot take rooftop bars like aren't that fucking cool everybody anytime there's all these like there's certain bars yes the view you get from it fucking awesome the vibe upstairs and different bars can be different than other floors yes yeah but there's so many especially around around dc there's so many bars the first three floors there's not one fucking person on them but you get to that third floor there's a fucking 30 person line waiting to get upstairs and they're going one by one are you fucking

kidding me there's three other working bars in this place yeah like it's just and like yes there are some really fun rooftops i'm not saying they're all shit i'm just saying there's so many people that are like, we got to go to this part. Dude, it has the sickest rooftop. I'm like, oh, we have a convertible bar. Like, that's fucking tight. Like, that's cool. But like, I don't want to wait 45 minutes to get in and then get in and wait 30 minutes to get in again. I don't want to do that.

Yeah, very overrated. Just not worth it. Especially going DC, I feel like you have to take a long Uber in as well, and the pregame takes forever, and it takes forever to get out of the pregame, and then you're downtown, and then you have to wait to get in,

and then, like you said, you have to wait again to get up to the top. And then once you're at the top, you've got to wait in line at the bar itself, and then wait for everyone to get their drinks, then you kind of gather together again. And it's like, okay,

we've just been waiting for people to do stuff for the past six hours. Yeah. It's just, it's always, anytime there's a rooftop, I'm a little shaky on it because if we plan on going to the rooftop, I know that adds at least 20 minutes of wait time into my life. Yeah.

It's definitely a convenience thing. Like if it's open, line sure i'll go up there but if there is any sort of line and i can do like i'm cool with staying in the bar yeah i i don't i don't need the room as someone who has had battles with the sun as well oh yeah like i'm like allergic to the sun yeah i'm cool with staying inside um because like i get like the day drinking part of it. But to me, if I'm day drinking, I'd rather, I don't know, I'd rather be in, like, a patio or, like, you know, not necessarily a rooftop bar. I'd rather just be on ground level.

Like, I don't need to be elevated. That's fair. Strange take, but all right. Rooks, back to you all right you can pick two people from any point in history what's your dream boxing match oh uh you have to go first so we can get time to figure it out if you have one set up i actually you know i did not and i didn't think about you know how everybody would probably need to think about this yeah we kind of need a little bit of time i'm

gonna just let's go um i mean you could do something like cool like seeing like muhammad ali and tyson would be cool yeah that's not fun enough like i want to see i want to see like i want to see snooki versus let's keep it on par with last week two reality stars baby snooki versus flavor flake let's get it going i think that's a fair fight Because they're both out of their mind. Is Flavor Flav allowed to use his clock? No clocks allowed. It's a boxing match. Can you walk out with his clock on?

Oh, for sure. Absolutely. Okay, cool. In the entrance, all the pageantry and drip that you want, like hologram people performing music, whatever the fuck you want. All right. I got my two. We're going for the jays right now i'm going jojo siwa versus joseph stalin because i think between the two of those i think

they're pretty much opposite human beings one's all rainbows and like happiness the other one's kind of like a lot of death and destruction so like it would be a good clash of titans good versus evil wwe the heel versus whatever the good guy is in wwe face it would be great it's just called face yeah so good guy is the face the bad guy's the heel yeah come on they need a better name than that um jojo siwa obviously the heel uh joseph stalin obviously the face in this situation so big joe stalin fan uh very stuck um i don't know if the weight classes are the same but like joseph stalin's from like a while ago they were pretty small back then yikes absolute fucking yikes burn on this podcast just said big Joseph Stalin fan. Jesus Christ, man.

Not a great... His boxing career, not his political career. You're officially fucking canceled. Thanks a lot, man. Holy shit. I specified. This is tough. I would probably say, kind of building off,

I got to go Guy Fieri in one corner. Because Guy's my guy. Heavyweight match. Yeah, heavyweight match. Taking place in Flavortown, obviously. Guy's home court. Lots of flames and pyrotechnics on the way out. Oh, yeah.

Just burned the entire stadium down. He's wearing his best silk flame shirt. He's coming down. Does he wear it during the boxing match, too? No, but his corner puts it on him every time he has to sit down in between rounds, though. Okay, good. He puts it on and off. Gotta keep up appearances.

Yeah. I'm trying to think if there's, like, another, like, food person. Oh, an ina garten the other girl from barefoot contessa she is my least favorite food network personality i hate barefoot this bitch this bitch ina garten measures every goddamn thing when she's cooking she's like this pasta needs a half teaspoon of salt and she will put the goddamn half teaspoon scoop in there i'm like ena my my girl just take a pinch drop it in there it's a half teaspoon we will all survive make a dinner for

your guy jeffrey probably here probably getting cuckold every night probably he's wearing a chassis belt just wants a little tickle in his pickle and ena's not giving it to him uh so i hope guy would just beat the shit out of ena garden uh i think ena's gonna be way more technical though she might piece him apart. Guy's coming in with all raw power and aggression. He's going to burn out in the first three rounds. She knows the ingredients to boxing. She has everything measured out.

She's watching tape. It's going to be a good match. I hate her so much. I would like a series on Food Network, like verbal boxing between the judges that are assholes. Like I would want Chris Santos versus like – what's his name? Jeffrey Zakarian or something like that. Jeffrey Zakarian. Zakarian.

They're both – when they're disappointed in your food, you are literally dirt. You are beneath them you make something wrong and they're both just it's the most the most like typical scenario of i'm not mad at you i'm just fucking disappointed because they just rip your shit to shreds and i would love to hear them just go back and forth like critiquing each other you need to a YouTube compilation of them just saying insulting things to you and just have you in the background be like, thank you, chef. Thank you, chef.

Cut everything back in and just make it progressively worse. That would be great. I'd absolutely watch that shit. Do you want one about food or animals? Dealer's choice. Let's go animals. We just hit on the? Dealer's choice. Yeah.

Let's go animals. We just hit on the food network a little bit. Animals. Okay. All right. Animals. What is the largest mammal you think you could knock out with a single punch? Dude, you just love the fighting questions.

Let's go to food. Let's go to food. I don't like this question. How much sawdust can you put into a Rice Krispie treat before people start to notice? How much sawdust? Okay, how big is it? Like, are we just talking normal Rice Krispie treat? Yes, we're going, like, from the package, that type of size. But we're going homemade because you've got to obviously put the sawdust in.

Dude, I feel like not a lot because it's so sweet, you will absolutely notice the fucking sawdust. That will stand out like a sore thumb in comparison to how sweet the fucking Rice Krispie Treat is. Okay, so give me a measurement amount. We need a barefoot contestant. I'm talking like per Rice Krispie Treat, we're talking like Zach was talking about the little half teaspoon. I'm saying like a quarter teaspoon like even smaller than that shit wrong anything more you're gonna notice i mean if we're if we're going by the the size of a normal rice crispy treat i'm probably gonna

go like a tablespoon anything more than that is gonna be like like you're going to notice. In the comparison of the size of a Rice Krispies treat though, a tablespoon would be so fucking noticeable. That would be so noticeable. I guess I'm just saying it would be melted with the marshmallow and like you not being able to taste it once it's in the marshmallow. You guys are fucking

gross. The correct answer is replace all the Rice Krispies with sawdust. No one will notice. Yourispies with sawdust no one will notice you have to take the sawdust ahead of time and pre-form it into little rice krispies shapes so there's still the crunch but have you ever had plain rice krispies without milk or anything it tastes like sawdust wait without the taste is not changing with milk i'm a proponent of milk with like food but just the rice krispies and milk is a wild combo. No, like the cereal.

Oh, okay. I thought you meant the Rice Krispies with milk. Yeah, no. I make it like ramen. You put milk into a saucepan. You put one Rice Krispie treated. You boil it until it spreads out. You put the sauce packet in it.

You know, everyone does it. No, dude. Plain Rice Krispies,ies though taste like actual sawdust i'm saying if it's a cup of marshmallows and a cup of rice krispies a cup of sawdust and a couple a cup of marshmallows you're good to go it would be so fucking noticeable how all the marshmallows straight sugar this stupid fucking thing about this is now i want to take fucking sawdust and make a Rice Krispie treat out of it and just show you what the fuck

that would look like. So next time you give me a Rice Krispie treat, I'm not going to take it. Mental note. Got it. Next time I come visit, I'm going to have a full fucking tray of Rice Krispies. Just at the fucking ready. If I don't notice, I'm

not going to be mad. mad they're still gonna taste good then you know it's it's it's really not it's it's like when you replace a food with like something else that's like a healthier version of it and you don't actually realize it no because no because saunas is not like food yeah it's not necessarily a healthier version it's not you're not just taking something and giving it a healthier version you're replacing food with not food i feel like there has to be some nutritional content to it it's a tree i feel like that's like a living thing right it's like eating a plant. Sort of. What fucking animal

just bites into fucking trees, dude? Beavers. Other than beavers. Woodchucks. Don't they, do they, they don't eat trees. Don't they just bite into it to make, like, shelter and shit? Woodpecker. Again, aren't they getting shit out of the tree?

Termite. Okay, I think actually termite might be a true answer. I came up with a list, man. It's like, dude, these are not good answers. There's more animals that I could think of that eat wood than I was expecting. So it could happen. Cinnamon, do you know cinnamon is just tree bark? Really?

From like a specific tree? I guessed it if you gave me enough guesses. It kind cinnamon is just tree bark? Really? From like a specific tree. I guessed it, if you gave me enough guesses. It kind of looks like tree bark. I guess, yeah, that's fair. Shit. I'm thinking about like, now I'm thinking about what a full piece of cinnamon actually looks like. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah.

All right. All right. Zach, you're up. You ready? Go ahead, Rex. Fuck, marry, kill. Thor, Iron Man, Captain America. What versions?

Do we get to pick? No. So that's all versions. How about all end games? So all like they've had their like experience. So Fat Thor. You know what I mean? Okay. Fat Thor, dead know what I mean? Okay.

Fat Thor, dead Tony Stark, or old Captain America? Yeah. No. Come on. Let me pick my Thor. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. No. Fine. You can pick it. You can pick it. Also, am I doing the fucking or am I getting fucked? Dealer's choice. Dealer's choice.

Let's go. Let's go. So I am marrying Iron Man because I am a gold digger way over time and I need the money and in his little cool suits he probably gave me a suit like he gave Pepper so that'd be kind of dope definitely marrying Iron Man

I don't care if he's egotistical maybe he goes out and has a couple side pieces don't really care as long as he's giving daddy the dough i'm fine um i don't know how anyone can argue this i am letting thor rail my cheeks like i let him split me open answer let's i let him split me open like if he were to just drop Mjolnir's hammer on the ground. Like crack it out. Lightning comes out. And I might die a happy man.

I'm going to do the Thor from Thor Ragnarok, though. Give me short hair Thor. I think it's a sexy boy Thor. Also, his muscles are huge. Just absolutely yoked. And although I do love my guy Captain America. I'm sure we're doing the MCU versions of these, right? Yes.

Although I do love my guy, Chris Evans. The scene where he holds the helicopter with his bicep or with his arm and then grabs on. Sheesh. Sheesh. As much as I love him, I'm more of a Nordic man. So the blonde hair kind of does it for me. And I didn't like when he was in Infinity War and he had that weird like half like mom karen bob haircut with his like beard it did not look right it did not look good so that kind of scarred me forever so i gotta put a bullet i don't remember that

infinity war remember he had like the weird hair that like kind of came down to his oh no i liked i liked the way he had no he looked like a karen i liked it he looked like kate gosling from k plus eight bro my family used to watch the hell out of that show and then they like got a divorce He looked like a Karen. I liked it. He looked like Kate Gosselin from K plus eight. Bro. My family used to watch the hell out of that show. And then they like got a divorce. One episode. My parents were like,

all right, we're going to stop watching this. Wasn't there like fucked up shit in that family? Or am I thinking of something else? I think I'm thinking of the family. That's like, wasn't there like fucked up shit? Or am I thinking of like, you're thinking of the Duggars?

Yeah. That's like the 15 and counting or whatever the fuck it's called. It's correct. Like that, right? The Duggars have like a lot of sexual assault and like child pornography. Jesus Christ. It's very bad.

Wow, the crazy religious people that have 15 kids are like kind of bonkers. That's fucking, that's surprising. You can't parent 15 kids all at once. Yeah, that's fucking surprising. All right. Anyway. You can't parent 15 kids all at one time. Yeah, that's fucking surprising. All right. Anyway. I'm going to kill Thor because I want the glory.

Yikes. If you're going to kill anybody and you get the mantle, get his head on a stick just to put in the corner of your room, be like, hey, man, kill the god of thunder. Want to hear the story? I'm getting him taxidermied, and it's going to be like, I'm also going to get a fake version of me taxidermied, though, and it's going to be how I killed him with a knife through the eye or something. It's going to be great. That's the right answer. Second answer, I'm marrying Captain America.

He went back in time to slow dance with me. He's getting married. He would put it all on the table. Maybe he doesn't have money, but we're having a great marriage. It's going to last however long. He lives forever. I don't know. 70 years. And then while I'm banging Iron Man. No. Captain America was a big dummy. He chose to not put the plane on autopilot

and be the little bit of love of his life sharing car. He's like, I'll take the plane down. It's like, buddy, just literally jump out of the plane. It's already headed down. And you'll survive because you're a super soldier. So he's just a big dummy. He might not be smart. He might not be rich. But he's going to love dummy. He might not be smart. He might not be rich. But he's going to love me. I'm marrying him.

Then I'm banging Iron Man because we're both going to be wearing the suits. We're going to be up in the sky just like flying around a million miles an hour. That's kind of hard. Blasting through buildings. That is kind of hard. It would be sick. If you think like breaking like a bed or like knocking something off the table is like, oh, okay, rowdy, whatever. No, we're destroying cities.

It's going to be great. Y'all are just fucking every scene where Iron Man's fighting people and he's flying through buildings and shit. Everyone's like, oh, who's Iron Man saving today? Oh, he's just fucking, actually. You're just getting this fucking nut. Oh my gosh.

That's an insane answer, but I kind of love it. it's my fuck mary kill i'm absolutely banging thor i don't care which thor it is i don't care if it's fat thor i don't care if it's long hair thor i'm banging thor yo you want a little threesome guy you want to do a little threesome guy with i'm down to down to clown. Dude's definitely got lightning in his chunk. Never felt anything like that before. Heater. Then, moving on, I am killing Captain America.

Do you know how exhausting it would be to live with the most self-righteous person on this planet? Let's go. I could do this all day. Rook's seeking facts right now. The simplest question to Captain America. Like, I can't even, hey, what do you want to do for dinner? Do you know what answer he would probably give? He would say some shit about, like, I'd be like, oh, I'm going to go to Chipotle. I actually just rescued some people from Chipotle factory.

And like, he would just be fucking unbearable to live with. A Chipotle factory. Yeah, I don't know where the fuck I was going with that, but it's just the idea of living with Captain America would be exhausting as fuck. Every day, it would just be exhausting. And then, I'm marrying Iron Man. Like Zach said,

you know, I could use a little guap in my life. But also, Burn, your flying idea has got me thinking, I could do that all the time. I could get bone in the sky at all times. Not the same. It's not even a one-night stand. It's all the time. Your sex life is going downhill fast.

One-night stand, we have one chance to do it upright. You're going to do it upright once, maybe on your birthday. And then you have some weird, sad, like autopilot, the suits doing it for you kind of sex. Not going to be good. Not the same. I'm with Zach, though. We have the exact same lineup, I think. I don't even want to fuck Thor, dude.

Are you fucking kidding me? I want to kill Thor. Give me the glory. You're the worst. You would die if you had sex with Thor. I know. I die happy. Which would be fucking sick, dude.

No. Ride that fucking Thunderpole, baby. God damn. It would just hurt. I don't think any part of it you'd enjoy. Oh, I'd enjoy all of it. Have you seen the dude's biceps man That guy fucks He fucks like a god

Sheesh G-A-W-D Do you guys have other ones I have two more I have like eight more Alright What is the best worst movie you've ever seen in your life? Me and Rooks might have the same answer.

No, we're not going to. We're absolutely not going to. Oh. The Space Jam count? What? You can't say Space Jam, you fucking asshole. It has to be a movie that people think is bad. The best worst movie.

It's like your favorite shitty movie that you've ever seen. The movie is shit, but you love it because it's like shit. I'm going to need some time on this one. I was expecting Rooks to say Spring Breakers. Oh, dude. That's got to be up there. That's a that's what i that's the first thing i thought of and i'm surprised that's not your give us yours so we can think oh it's such a fucking good i think i think spring breakers makes my top five um the room makes my top five the room's a classic that's a class but the room is like

the room's like a cult classic, though, where it's like everybody's favorite worst movie is The Room. There's one movie I actually, there's a YouTuber I watch, Eddie Burback, who's fucking hilarious, and he like reviews, sometimes he reviews like old shitty movies. There's this movie called Goblin 2. First off, it's called Goblin 2, not related to the first Goblin at all.

They were originally going to name the goblin at all they were originally gonna name the movie some they were i think they were gonna name it um troll or no it's troll the movie's troll 2 and they were gonna call it goblin and then someone else had already made a movie god or the movie i'm i'm fucking it up i'm up. Regardless, it's not related to the first one at all. They just named, like they renamed the movie and they're like, Oh, someone else already made troll.

So we're going to call this troll too. Completely unrelated to the first one. But that movie, like I saw it, I saw the, um, he did like, he broke it down on his channel.

Oh my God. It's one of the most insane things I've ever watched in my life. It's so fucking i i'm not i don't want to give any spoilers because you just have to experience it you have to watch it it's the most trolled i think let me i just let me confirm that it's trolled to and not got i'm pretty sure it's trolled to but it can't give the audience the wrong answer we need to do the research but yeah troll 2 happens it's troll 2 it's from 1990 it is a fucking trip do not do not do any drugs before watching this movie i did not but i'm just saying some of the shit in this movie you will

lose your fucking mind it's insanity it's insanity. That's not my number one, though. My number one is a deep fucking cut. It's another thing. It's another movie I saw from a YouTuber, Curtis Conner. It's called Fateful Findings. Have you ever heard of Neil Breen? No. No.

He's like this fucking Las Vegas realtor that just decided to start making movies and they use all this like super shitty green screen they have all these like he writes it he produces it he directs it and they're fucking awful and they're amazing they're so entertaining to watch there's this fit oh no there's two of them fateful findings and twisted pair and twisted pair there's literally a scene where on the green screen he jumps into this building he has stock footage of soldiers walking through this building the green screen has paused while he walks through it and then he goes all right guys come on let's go and then press play on the green screen and the soldiers start looking like they're following him but they're literally paused on the green screen for like 10 seconds it's un-fucking-believable if you can watch this movie watch it

fateful findings and twisted pair are both unbelievable pieces of cinema shout out curtis connor shout outs eddie burback oh my god amazing amazing films it just reminds me of there's a show called mystery science theater 3000 or whatever where all they do is talk about like bad movies and do commentary for them i'm not a big fan of bad movies because in my head they're just bad movies so the one that i can actually think of is like i think it got bad reviews but it's like a more recent half decent movie but you guys know the movie sucker punch is that it's by chris nolan back in like 2010 what was it about so it's like there's these four girls and they're in like a whorehouse

and they're trying to get out because they're like stuck in there but they're kind of crazy so like half of the scenes are like kind of in their head but in their head it's kind of like an anime where they have like powers and stuff and so it just makes absolutely no sense because like the normal plot of what's actually happening is they're like trying to get out it's not chris yeah chris no yeah zach snyder that makes more sense. Chris Nolan movies are, like, dark and sort of make sense. Zack Snyder ones are flamboyant and strange. So, Zack Snyder. Thank you. So, they're trying to get, like, a key and, like, to kill, like, the owner dude and, like, open the door.

But the scene's, like, in their head. It's, like, she's fighting a giant troll and she has, like, a big katana. Or there's, like, a key, like, on a train and she has, like, a gun. And they're, like, doing flips around doing flips around the carriages of it, and they're just blasting people's heads off. And so it got poor reviews because it makes no sense. But it was really entertaining. I saw it on base for $2, worth $2.

I'm a big fan. Zaddy, what do we got? So I have two. One is Eddie's million dollar cook-off on the disney channel i will literally watch that on repeat uh it's a great it's got my guy bobby flay in it uh it's a great plot it's also super misogynistic i forgot how much like the dad on the baseball team was like like you're one of the guys out there to the girl. It's like a girl who's playing baseball. I was like, Jesus, buddy. And the other one I'd say is the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie. Oh, that's like with Ivan Ooze?

With Ivan Ooze, man. Oh, my God. What a fucking classic. When they turn into the ninjas and then they turn from their ninjas into their awesome suits that are so shiny and look so realistic. What a movie. And my guy, what's his name he's like he's like i'm a frog and then yeah that's the best line in the whole fucking movie i was literally about to say that line the funniest part so they get all these they get all these um animal like animal like personas and like one of them's like the gorilla the the like pterodactyl the crane all this cool shit and they get to the dude they go he looks down at his little emblem on his chest

and he just goes in the most like monotone voice he just says i'm a frog and he's just so unhappy about it it's hilarious i can't believe you called that fucking line out that's awesome and then the hot shaman was like but what happens when you kiss a frog it turns into a prince it just kisses him on the floor i'm like that doesn't make it any better he's a dumb frog megazord just jumping around in the city also the opening scene the skydiving scene i forget what band what song it's the most that it's the most 2000 shit i've ever seen dude everyone everyone must have hated tommy the white ranger because that man had a surfboard like everyone's probably like all right guys like we're gonna go out skydiving no one do anything crazy like we're all in this together and tommy's like like comes out of the surfboard he's probably like

fuck man like i want a surfboard well i know everyone hated on tommy because that guy definitely fucked 110 percent did you guys like the movie sky high yes no thank no rooks i also i haven't seen it since we were like well i'm sure it doesn't hold up but back in the day what a good movie it's probably a bad movie now so like that could be another one of my bad movies that i actually really like because man was it good huge fan rooks knows i played this one video game about superheroes pretty much like five years straight so it was like right up my alley big superhero guy back in sixth grade all right so how's everyone's week we skipped cory's uh scale of how your week was so So, Zach, start us out. It was good, man. As I mentioned earlier, I went out to my buddy's lake house in Michigan,

so got a nice round of golfing, did a lot of boating. It was nice and overcast, so your boy's eyes weren't exploding out of his chest. That's nice. Got a couple thirst trap pictures for the gram. Always good. And then just slammed a bunch of high noons um so i'm gonna give it um i'm gonna give it in terms of a number of fuck yous to the sun i'm gonna give it three out of five fuck you son i respect no sunburn this weekend no so well a little bit on my chest but i'll take it on my chest as long as my as long as the moneymaker stays untouched. We're good.

That's what they all say. I'm going to give my weekend, I'm going to give it a nice juicy 40 out of 50 cheese puffs. Friday, went to my friend's pool, hung out there a little bit. Saturday, went to pregame for my buddy buddy's birthday and then we all went out but at the pre-game somebody just brought a fucking bucket of cheese curls like the big fucking thing and like i was i was a little nervous at first you know there's there were a lot of people this pre-game and i didn't want cheeto dust fingers but then i hadn't eaten in a while and after like three drinks i was just staring at it i was just eye fucking this fucking tub of fucking cheese puffs and i walked over and just

started nomming them and then it was game over from there after after that it was it was all downhill from there and i ate so many fucking cheese puffs before going out um but only reason it doesn't hit 50 was like, just, it's just tired, you know, just doing, doing shit like old man. I know for fucking we're washed as fuck, but it's just like this two, two days of drinking in the row stuff,

man, I got to get back on my form. I'm so out of form right now with that shit. It's, it's unbearable. Um, yeah, nice little 45 out of 50 cheese puff weekend

solid one for the books not bad i saw black widow this week weekend thursday night friday whatever and that counts for my week pretty decent wasn't bad pretty all right i don't know not my favorite but still really good just cool to be back back in the movies again, too. Yeah. I suggest it. Got a new Xbox this weekend. Chee! Waited like seven months for that, too. Hyped about that.

Playing in 4K now. It's great. And watched the UFC fights. So I'll give my weekend weekend three broken tibias. Because there's been a lot of those. Shout out. I'll reiterate. Drink your milk because man i

hate seeing people's shins just break in half every single weekend when there's uc fights on it's happening so often yeah do not understand it's just happening a fuck ton should we rank cory's week without him here just without knowing what he actually did oh i know about i know about cory's week he went to a wedding yeah it was local to pittsburgh though so like that's pretty sick that was probably pretty awesome it was like up straight down from where i live and he lives like 15 minutes from me so like didn't have to actually travel get to party he said it was like a lot of young people and even the old people like had a good time so great wedding but he feels like garbage today so like probably on the road he said on friday he got wasted at rehearsal dinner and like

all the festivities after and he said he barely drank at the wedding so that knocks it down a little bit because he was hurt as fuck at the wedding he said but it's because the rehearsal dinner was that good though so that's still a good sign. I know, but that's getting wasted at the pregame before going out. You know what I mean? Eh. Sometimes it's better than going out. It's not the worst thing, but it's... Eh.

What are you ranking it then, Braguy? Seven Drunk Uncles is what I'm ranking it. There's your rankings. Boom, boom. There it is. Boom. Boom. Let's your rankings. Boom, boom. There it is. Boom, boom. Let's get into The Bachelor this week. The Bachelor correspondents are here.

All right. So, typically what we've been doing is we've been going first star, second star, third star. First star is our favorite. Second, our second favorite. Third, third favorite. And star is our favorite. Second, our second favorite. Third, third favorite. And then bad guy of the week,

which is the person we fucking hate. Bad guy, I typically use it in a good sense. In this case, not so much. But the guys, they made it real fucking easy on me this week. You know why? Because so many of them are fucking shithead bad guys. And I have so many bad guys on my list this week.

I don't even have rankings. I don't have stars. I have one fucking notes tab that just says bad guys of the week at the top. We're going to start my... These fucking... I can't deal with these. And I'm... Spoilers.

Most of these guys are gone now, which is fucking great. Oh my god, we trimmed the fucking fat this week, baby. We trimmed that shit. First off, Aaron, stop talking about everybody else. That's why you went home, bitch. Guy who was in the fucking box. Super hot guy. I don't even know his name. I keep calling him box boy.

I have him written down in my notes as box boy. Um, let's see. What's my advice for you going to be? Oh, yeah. Maybe have a conversation with Katie that's not about other people. Oh, shit. You went home. Spoiler alert.

Who's next on my hit list? Um, let's see. Trey. Sick fucking leopard suit. You should maybe have a conversation about you and the person you're trying to start a relationship rather than talking shit about other people every time you have a conversation. But hey, I bet that ride home in the Cadillac was sick, man. Have a great time on Paradise. Lastly, how the fuck is firefighter trainee guy still there?

This guy with the floofiest hair. Sometimes his hair looks so money. And other times, I'm like, did this guy literally just fucking wake up? Because his hair is just a hot fucking mess. But he channels Johnny Bravo so hard at all times with this haircut. It's actually insane to me. But him too. He's sitting there just being a pouty little bitch.

And these three guys are like, oh, man, I just don't trust Hunter. Fuck his character, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, yeah, I agree. I also haven't gotten any time with her. It'sah, blah, blah. And like, he's like, yeah, I agree. I also haven't gotten any time with her. It's like, bitch, hometowns is like two weeks. What are you doing? Why? Why is he still here?

I don't. I do not know why. I haven't written down my phone as firefighter trainee. I don't remember his name. Why is he 100% the last person on her list right now? Yeah. He's only there because she had to give out roses. He on her list right now? Yeah. Oh, he's only there. He's going home.

He had to give out roses. He's absolutely going home next. Um, but yeah, my, my notes I have written down for Aaron box boy, Trey and firefighter trainee is all whiny bitches. Unbearable.

A bonoctious. That's, that's my quote for quote, what I have written down for these shitheads. And they all went home except for Johnny Bravo. So yeah, firefighter trainee is still there, but he'll,

he's next on the chopping block. That's all they've been talking about. It's finally like the second half of the season where like they get the dumb drama out of the way. Now it's like, there's the four or five guys she actually likes. Now let's start like the real drama where she like actually is kind of into them.

And then they go from there, which like, I don't mind. Like I've said it so many times i don't mind drama when it's about like their relationships and shit like that yeah same but this shit where it's just every so in the beginning they all join together and say fuck carl okay that's fine he gets out then they all like are like oh so if we want people to leave, we just have to have enough of us that say shit now? Well, Thomas, you're fucking next, buddy. They try to get Thomas out.

Thomas gets out. Now they're salivating. They're like, we don't even need to talk to Katie about anything. I can sit here and just shit on somebody who I don't like, and they're going to get taken out. And those three tried to get Hunter out, which they did, but they also got themselves out. Congratulations, bitches. You did great.

Have fun in paradise. The producers kind of set him up, though, because the group date for the week was supposedly a roast, which didn't actually happen. But all it was like, who do you not like in the house? It exposed them. And everyone was like, well, if we have to do something, I guess we'll say it. I don't think they really wanted to i think it was they put in the situation they needed to say something that was like just the person they liked to the least

no they wanted to multiple multiple guys said bullshit multiple guys said like greg said some cheesy ass poem like you didn't have to do it aaron was aaron is chomping at the bit every time to shit on somebody else that's fair and then box boy is just a follower trey is a follower i'm convinced here's my here's my beautiful theory on um box boy and aaron so both tall good-looking dudes right yeah in the real world there's no way they have to spit game at all yeah there's there is no fucking way these guys have to try with girls so when they come on this show and guys like hunter and connor and greg are all fucking killing it they're they're they do not know how to deal with it they had no clue how to compete

in in like a flirty sense so then it turns into okay i gotta try to shit on these people and get them out but 110 they have no fucking game there's no fucking way yeah no i completely see that too and i don't think the rest of them have a lot of game because most of them are very attractive people. They actually have personality though. Greg has personality. Michael has personality. Connor has personality.

Andrew has personality. Justin has personality. These guys all have personality. The hot guy with no personality, you showed up for the wrong fucking season, brother. You belong on Hannah B's season. Get the fuck out of here. Like, just get the fuck out.

Alright, I guess I have to run through all mine in one go then. Yeah, sorry. I was heated. Oh, I'm not done either, but I'm gonna let you talk. I have two more people, but you can go ahead. My negative 12 stars for the week is going to Blake because he looks like human Shrek

and he just talks about how many times he jerks it on the weekdays versus weekends. And apparently Katie was super into that. I don't know why that was his line. He was like, yeah, once or twice in the weekdays, but like you never know on Saturday. And she was eating it up. I don't understand how that like...

Katie likes fucking, man. In what world do you go to Barb like, hey girl, jerk it three times on saturday what's up and they're like oh my gosh that just doesn't happen that's not your one-liner dude you don't know i guess it's gotta be i dude you say that you do you say that you do girl you're literally gonna be on a list my guy's, I don't know how he got away with it. That's assault, brother. Also, he did the cheesy boombox thing.

Also, right after Connor got sent home. Horrible move. All the guys were distraught. And then he's like, yeah, I'm going to go just take this time to myself. And, like, you know he has to talk to the producer and be like, hey, I have this idea. Let me go do it. And they have to green light him and let him go do it. So, like, producers suck for letting him do that.

He did that right after our boy just got murdered. It was country music as well. So, like, eh. And then whenever she says Blake's name, all I can hear is. There's a tone in your voice. There is? And I hate it so much. She goes, Blake. Blake. and I hate it so much she goes Blake

I want him out so bad and he's not he's gonna he's gonna make it so far he's another he's another one on my list so I echo a lot of what you say like yes he didn't have the same relationship with Connor obviously the rest of guys because he came in late yada yada okay that's fine but when she's like like it'd be to me the intention of him going and knowing what had just happened was really fucked up in my opinion in my opinion like when you if you show up if he showed up and was like hey i just want to make sure you're okay and like sits down and like talks to her okay the first the first thing that happens they start making out and he pushes her up against the wall like dude like just neutral third party here well not really neutral because i don't i've never really liked blake but anyway um but like it just seems so disingenuous and it seems super

opportunistic like she's obviously vulnerable he saw her she's supposed to be on this date she's wearing sweatpants she has like runny eye like her eyes are all red and shit like you know she's upset but you're just like i'm gonna make out with her oh my god like she'll definitely fucking make out with me tonight dude like look at you like you're literally super bad you're like i could be that mistake like fuck off like i hate that shit both of them are just hella horny because katie falls in love with a dude the first time they have a one-on-one and then it takes a couple weeks and then she realized she's really not that into him because with connor she had a really good like first week with him and then she sent him home a couple weeks later because it kind of faded out Greg has lasted pretty long Michael's lasted pretty long but the

first week with Blake it's been the same thing and then it's been the there's another date with some dude Andrew she was really into him right as soon as the one-on-one was happening but then it's gonna fade and it's gonna fade she's just into him because she just like kind of started talking to him again and because apparently he just talks about jerking off and they're both just like very sex crave people. I just like I don't I don't. There were all these. There are all these things that came out about what like when Blake was going into Claire season. I forgot what he said specifically, but I remember he said all this shit to Claire through the DMs.

That was very like red flag. It was very manipulative. It was because I think, I think Claire had like a death in her family or something and he was comforting. And then apparently there are all these other things that he said. I can't, I hate that.

I can't remember it. I don't feel like looking it up right now, but I remember when I saw him, I was like, dude, this guy's like kind of a fucking weirdo. But now he's on, he's on to dating his third person,

like from the show. And he's, I've heard to dating his third person like from the show and he's i've heard these same fucking lines from him already i'm just i really hope katie sees it and like yeah like girl get your makeouts on like fine you do you fuck yeah this fucker better not be in your top three if he's in your top three we're gonna have some fucking problems i don't think he will be i genuinely don't but based on that season preview it seemed like he is it seems like he might be like final two which i'm very sad but i just i always think his like his intentions and his like it was just it just left a bad taste in my mouth that whole fucking sequence like just left such a bad taste in my mouth with him and i just i don't

i cannot see that guy in the top three i'll be actually pissed but i've never been a fan he'll definitely be on paradise i don't want to see him he doesn't need to be on this fourth show moving on enough of blake my second star for the week is connor because like that dude's great he's kind of a lot but like dude when they won their one-on-one, before the date started and he, like, leaves to go, they showed his bags. And then they, like, cut to the date. They haven't done that yet this season. And I immediately was like, he's going home. They showed his bags.

They're not going to, like, foreshadow that and then not actually have him cut out. Because for people who don't actually watch the show, before every date, they all pack their bags just in case they go home that's just like what the producers do because if they get sent home one of the producers just walk in and grab their suitcase and leave but in this case he came back to like say bye the guys all of them were balling obviously a great guy and like i said before katie was in love with him the first couple weeks and then it's been a couple weeks and she's kind of fallen away from it and she's just like onto new bigger and better things so it's i don't know that one shocked me honestly oh i was i was shocked as fuck well in the big thing that bothers me with it right and so katie's like oh i don't i don't get this feeling with him, yada, yada.

Okay, that's fair. That's fine. You feel like you feel. Fuck yeah. My only problem is the same fucking thing happened to her on Matt's season. She was like they had a good connection. They were feeling it, but he just wasn't feeling it with her. And it's one of those things where

you okay yes i you feel how you feel maybe she maybe she knows deep down yes okay but i'm also saying like like caitlin bristow was saying on the episode sometimes like friendships can turn into that stuff why not get rid of a fucking firefighter trainee who you haven't talked to at all and keep him around and see if you can keep growing. You know what I mean? I just. Yeah. It just frustrates me.

I think it's I just it's so dumb. That's a really good point because there's definitely something there more with Connor than with the fire. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. She's like barely talked to that guy before. And you've seen her on like one on ones and group dates and like actually getting time talking about normal stuff with connor so yeah that it's really dumb yeah my first star for the week though frustrating first star for the week my boy justin they massacred this boy they did not give him any screen time on this date he probably had a great

date and they flew through it katie dropped the like i'm sort of adopted not really i don't have my real biological dad i would just no screen time i would just like to say katie you're fucking like she's going through it like every week more and more stuff keeps coming out i'm like girl like i know this is probably a once in a lifetime opportunity type shit but like oh my god it's the same it's i mean it's the same shit that i told like matt i said to matt about like his season like a lot of times like and i know this is once in a lifetime opportunity and it's gonna be awesome and you find your true love whatever but like we need to figure our shit out before we go on to this and

like what she's dealing with super fucking heavy absolutely that's super fucking heavy but i'm just it's i'm not gonna do this like i'm holding her to the same standard i i said to matt it's the exact same thing i said about matt like with his father there's so much fucking going on like let's figure that shit out and then do this yeah yeah you are not ready to go on a show and get married in like four months when your father has died and you are not over it which i don't think you ever can be fully so i get that but then also your other like actual biological dad is trying to get tum into your life and deal with all that and then you're also like talking about sexual assault on tv and coming to terms with that as well it's like like you said tried like putting all that

together with the show as well just not a good combination well i just and it's like and i mean i guess it's kind of like it's somewhat unfair for me to say that in the sense that you know these are big things in her life and she's trying to have these people know who she is, which is awesome. Fucking love that. I'm not saying that's a bad thing. I'm just saying like in my opinion, the biological thing, she said that to Justin and like we might not see the relationship. I don't think Justin has a stronger connection than other people there. So why is he the first one hearing about it type shit you know what i mean like to me i just i think that it's to me like it comes off as like she's upset and just

like kind of venting this stuff out which is perfectly fine but i just yeah i don't know i'm i'm just trying to hold her the same standard that that I held Matt James to because I said the same fucking thing about Matt James Matt James came onto the show and like was estranged from his father and then brought his father onto the show and was like dealing with all that at the exact same time it's like

you chose to come onto the show you're putting all this stress on yourself at the same time as all this other stuff you're putting yourself in a bad spot. And like, why would you want to, I don't know. I just, I don't know. Katie, I love you. Keep fucking doing you.

I'm just trying to keep things fair here. I just felt bad because they literally gave Justin his date so much smaller screen time than all the dumb drama happening in the house and like she seemed to hell into him by the end of it yeah and he was the only one who had a rose by the rose ceremony so like obviously they had a good date and they just didn't show us anything

so all the previews and stuff it looks like he makes it pretty far he's just i think he does i think he does i don't know why the producers don't like him much. So you saw the preview for next week then, right? Yeah. So she has a one-on-one with the version dude. Yeah. I'm shocked he's still here. That's going to be make or break, I think. I think that's going to be either he's going to be here for a good amount or he's out.

Because we know Firefighter dude's gone, and I think it's just one more person's gone because it's four are going to be left for hometowns. Four hometowns, yeah. So it's one more person's gone because it's four are going to be left for home for hometowns yeah um so it's greg it's justin andrew justin michael that's four michael yeah that's four so it makes it look like she's like having like a big struggle on who to pick which if she picks the virgin dude over any of those four oh yeah that's i would be so disappointed in her because like you've made it this far you don't have a connection with him until now and like one he's the virgin dude two you're the girl who brought the vibrator onto the first episode

like you're obviously not that compatible like that's a kind of a big thing in both your lives yeah one i think she she absolutely she definitely thinks he's sweet and like he was super honest and upfront which is great yeah he's a good guy yeah he's definitely a good dude but yeah i just i do agree there's definitely there's definitely going to be a disconnect there and i think they're going to try to i think on their one-on-one this week they'll definitely try to like play that shit up um oh i also want to give i have one more bad guy of the week. Go for it. The fucking production team, when Katie goes into the bathroom and she says she needs to throw up, please turn the fucking mics off. Like, just, we, like, we don't need to hear that shit. Like, straight the fuck up.

Katie goes, I have to puke, and then runs into the bathroom. We can, we can fucking use deductive reasoning and figure out okay yeah she's fucking puking I don't need you to have the mic up and just hear gagging noises into my fucking TV speakers I don't need that it was a lot they mic up

kisses a lot and like food and they didn't need to mic up her just dry yeah her fucking it wasn't like one dry heap it was like 10 yeah it was like it was like 20 seconds of footage I was like why even include this number one but number two like just turn the fucking mics off please

please you you have a decision you can turn the mic off like that's possible you are controlling this show exactly I fully agree but yeah I I hope... I mean, they keep showing all these clips of Katie upset. I'm hoping that it's just typical, like,

oh, it was hard getting rid of this person. It was hard getting rid of this person. I don't think it is. But my fingers crossed. I mean, she's been... In general, I think she's been doing a really good job. Like, I really... I do think she's been doing a good job. She's been cutting through bullshit. She's been doing a really good job like i really i do think i do think she's been doing a good job she's come through bullshit she's been giving everybody chances like i fuck

with it she's been having like real conversations with people that she actually needs to one they're like they're it's not um and i will say like going kind of like back on what i said earlier it is kind of nice seeing like like because a lot of times it's all the contestants sharing their stories and stuff we're seeing her equally share shit with them which is awesome yes which is like really really really great and i'm like yeah shit like that in that james season we saw nothing of him and all this stuff the contestants and he just sat there i was like yeah and he looked at them and then they would make out. And then they were like, oh, here's your...

And then they were like, oh, two weeks left. Here's your dad that abandoned you. One hell of a season. But, man, what a fucking time. It's going to be good. I'm excited for the rest of the season. Samesies. Samesies. But, hey,

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