It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 26: Hit n' Run in the KFC Parking Lot

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

The Boyos get called out on how bad the viewers think their Marvel hot men draft was, they talk through their history on how they all met, and then they setup a bingo card for what we expect to happen this coming weekend when Ruxx and Zaddy hit up Lollapalooza.  Timestamps: 0:00:00 - 0:13:20 - Intro 0:13:20 - 0:15:37 - Caller - Colombo the Third 0:15:37 - 0:46:04 - How We Met 0:46:04 - 1:10:54 - Lollapalooza Bingo Rate us 5 stars! Leave a review! Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

it is wednesday my dudes welcome back to another lovely week of it's wednesday my dudes we got a very special episode for you today a lot of good josey stuff we got cory in the house cory say hello guys we got the bra guy hi and then always got zaddy in the house honk honk honk fucking honk did we get any honks on the last episode oh no i think we get honks every episode i don't know man i start just tuning it out now at this point honks in spirit um but we got a lot of stuff to get a lot of stuff to talk about today we're gonna for for our For our viewers who maybe don't know us as well as other viewers, we're going to talk origin story. First Avenger action for all of us.

Then we're going to start with a call. And then me and Zaddy this weekend are actually going to Lollapalooza. I'm flying out to shy town bus down tomorrow and we might uh we might put together a little fun activity later and that the viewers can get involved in as well but hey how was everyone's weekend my weekend sucked balls man why so just stupid house stuff tried to put in a floor got frustrated had two temper temper tantrums had to drive to lowes three times wasted seven hours of my life i have back trouble now because i was hunched over trying to install it it was awful it was the worst weekend I've had in a very long time. So, you know, I'm happy to be here and not doing housework.

So thanks for my outlet, guys. Appreciate it. What you rating it? Five broken floorboards and a dislocated kneecap. Nice, nice. That's not good. Bro, I went to the dentist this week and they apparently have to measure your gum line and all they do to do that

is get a metal pick and stick it in the edge of it. Fuck. That sucks, man. I was not expecting that. They're like, we do this all the time. I was like, I've never had this done before. i've never had this done before i've never had that done no it sucked so they literally poke every single one of your teeth three different times because they have to like get each corner of it

that's that sucked that's the fucking what is it when you test a cake or brownies or something you put the toothpick in and you see if anything comes out like bro dude honestly pretty much yo dentists don't do anything i've realized that it's all the whoever the assistant is the dental assistant they're the one cleaning your teeth yep the actual dentist is just like yeah anything hurt i'm like i don't know you're the dentist like he comes he comes in with his little poker like pokes like 10 teeth he's like open close all right anything hurt nope all right see you in six months all right man good job that's what happened to me uh went on a bar crawl started watching ted lasso and i got my first compliment on my new job though so that

brings the week back up uh so i give my week uh 12 bleeding gums oh that's tough that's not good right we agree that's not good definitely not the best how you want zaddy what are you doing so it was a big uh kirchner fan bam uh weekend this week so we had we had a big party celebrating all the stuff we missed last year because of covid um so we started out with like a happy hour type of deal on Friday. Then we went to my grandparents' house on Saturday, and then we did like a church service on Sunday. My grandma did give me the ultimate. I've talked about her before.

She's the peep lady. Yeah. Shout out. She kind of gave me an ultimatum when I got there. She said no going in the basement at all, which kind of made me concerned that there were several dead bodies down there. Sex dungeon. That's where she keeps the peeps.

I know. She's like, I heard the podcast, you asshole. But, yeah, no, it was good. It was good to see everyone. It was like extended family came in and stuff like that, but I am not driving to Elmhurst, Illinois, which is like a 45-minute drive ever again again or at least for the next six months or so because i drove there friday saturday and sunday and i was dead tired um also uh today got third

place in my worst chocolate chip cookie competition so that was kind of exciting like cooking or like eating yeah like a lot i don't know that's's what I'm thinking. Okay. Baking. Okay. Who could make themselves look like a chocolate chip cookie the best? You guys got fucking, like, do you have baking ingredients for cookies in your work? No. I just made them and brought them in. Chopped. I basically, I started on this new team, and the first thing i did was immediately caused chaos and competition with my team members i said we somehow got in the conversation about baking and i just was like flat out like you guys stink at baking i can

bake better than you and just challenged everyone on my new team to a new cup and then i got third which is not the best but i'm on the podium at least third out of how many zack's a fucking psycho man this man literally comes in and goes y'all all fucking suck at this shit and then get third place in that shit how many competitors

seven that's better than I thought it was gonna be thought you were gonna be like four people two people did you just take take the break and bake Toll House cookies and just make those? No, buddy. I got a kitchen aid.

For all the ladies out there, your boy's got a kitchen aid. Not sure if that gets you a little wet down there, but I got one. I mean, I'm a little excited after hearing that. I love a good kitchen aid. It's so soothing. The spiral motion of a kitchen aid can put you to sleep yo question did you guys when you guys ranked your seven people

did you rank all seven or did you only give out gold silver bronze oh no we read all seven so we found out who was the last i was gonna say imagine in a competition of seven people making fucking chocolate chip cookies you get fucking last how competition of seven people making fucking chocolate chip cookies. You get fucking last. How the fuck do you fuck up chocolate chip cookies that badly? Dude, what was funny is it was the two people who got last were my boss's boss and my boss's boss's boss. How many people are you challenging? Like, it sounds like your whole company you challenged.

He's going up the fucking food chain, man. Exactly. This this is how you get promoted this is how you get promoted in the corporate world you beat them in baking competitions so i'm gonna give it uh my weekend uh three duff goldmans aka the ace of cakes on the food network oh my. Do you know every person that's ever been on the Food Network? Yes. Bro, I watched the Food Network so much in high school, so I can't blame you at all. Fun story. My brother was showing my aunt the podcast,

but the latest episode when he showed her was the one about which Disney dad would you want to sit on her face. And she was real confused by that title, and he had to, like, blow mine real quick and be like uh let's let's move on that's awesome so great start for my aunt rooks how was your weekend it wasn't bad so friday night got a got my drink on a little you know it turned into i was pretty tired friday my friends were like oh we're gonna go to this lakefront little concert thing at like seven i was like oh niceiday my friends were like oh we're gonna go to this lakefront little concert thing at like seven i was like oh nice seven o'clock early moves be in bed early i was

out till 2 30 after the thing was over we went to my friend's place and drank there and then went out i was out late had the best philly cheesesteak i've ever had in my fucking life. That's big. That's when a Philly cheesesteak sobers you up entirely when you're hammered because of how good it is. It's fun. It's, it's unbelievable. Like I ate it.

And then I was like, Oh, I'm a normal person now. Like I'm a human again. It was like three in the morning at this point, but did that Saturday, Sunday, just hit the links, man. Just, just trying to get the game together a little bit saturday um saturday played pretty

well you know broke broke 100 haven't scored many rounds sunday was terrible sunday we played this hard-ass course with my dad it was like 90 degrees i got so sunburned the courses aren't allowed to have water out yet either so like you have to wait for the cart girl to come around bro this place they only had small gatorades too so when they come around it's only the little like tiny ones so me and my buddy ordered i think the first time when we ordered he got eight of them or something like that and then the next time they came around, we both got four or five. Like it was just the commercials where they sweat fucking Gatorade.

That was actually happening to us because our blood had been actually replaced. Like it was it was a lot. But overall, it's a decent time, you know, but. Quick question. Obligatory question. How was the hot dog at the turn first day hot dog of the turn was great but it took forever to get this girl it was like i ordered three hot dogs they were thick boyos i'll say those are some thick chunky dogs but she rotated i'm not she rotated them on the on the grill for 15 ish minutes and i watched her do it i was like these things are good man like they just

literally need to be warmed up i promise they're fine just throw it versus like just breathe a little bit on it it's gonna be warm enough for me i was losing my shit because i watched her do it for 15 minutes and i don't want to be rude and be like, Hey, let's go. I got to get the fuck out of here because we got them on the turn. So it's like, we got to get back out and start hitting.

But, um, but yeah, it was, it was a pretty fucking solid hot dog, I will say. Um, but overall,

you know, I'm going to give, uh, so when, when you golf, you wear a glove on one hand. So I'm going to give, uh, I'm going to give my weekend rating a one pale hand out of two. Because my left hand, compared to my right, is fairly pale.

I like it. Call it the stranger. Also, this is our 26th episode. So happy half-year anniversary, everybody. Let's go. Let's fucking go dude this is like this would be like a huge mile awesome soundbite also this would be a huge milestone you know this is like middle school relationship we made it to six months right the six months is a long for our two our two friends

at middle school you know they dated for two weeks. That's fucking lifetime. This one couple makes it six months. Like age 13, you're like, they're getting fucking married. That's us. Boys, we're getting married. Congratulations. Sister husbands. Brian got that soundbite by going into a school filled with children. Yes.

Yeah. That's all I was doing. That's why I'm so tired. That's all I was thinking when you played it. I was like picturing Brian, I'm so tired. That's all I was thinking when you played it. I was like picturing Brian like just going into a school. Just burning kids on these fucking

kids on stage. Burns a conductor and he just has a mic. It's like, alright on three we're all gonna go yay. One, two, and they just keep fucking it up over and over again. I had them two things that they needed to do. One, record them saying yay two i need waves of ten of you i'm just fighting just keep coming i was gonna say everybody light

up i would say just open up his basement door and just no that's your grandma's basement okay come on there there yeah hey stop projecting if you never hear from me again that's where i am sex down there just buried under a fucking pile of microwave peeps it's the new saw it's the new saw you want to play a game i couldn't do it microwave these peeps at 45 seconds on high have you guys seen speaking of saw have you guys seen the youtube video where it's like Saw in the office? Yeah. It's so funny. Absolute classic.

Absolute fucking classic. So good. All right. Brian will send it to you. Look it up. All right. So last week we did our Marvel hottest dudes draft. And some people were not happy with what we chose.

So we have a caller this week. Coming out of the great state of New Jersey, because apparently that's the only place where people listen to. Oh, wait, hold on. Hold on. Happy New Jersey Day. Oh. I think it's New Jersey Day, based on New Jersey Devil's tweeting.

Hold on. Hold on. Since when is they? Is the area code 727 or something? I don't know. Today's the day where they hide the gabagool under the tree. National New Jersey Day. And then Tony Soprano comes and leaves them a horse's head in their bed.

This is too much. I don't feel like looking it up. I saw it on Twitter. So it's got to be true. Fake news. All right. Happy New Jersey Day. Good timing for this caller. Also, our third Columbo to call in. So here's Joe. All right. Happy New Jersey Day. Good timing for this caller.

Also, our third Columbo to call in. So here's Joe or Joey. He put Joseph, but apparently Denise hated that. So it's Joey. Chuck. Hey, guys. We've only got a minute, so I'll make this quick. Your MCU draft of the hottest bad boys kind of skunk.

I'll start with Brian. Like the boys in blue theme. Great job throughout. You left off Colonel James Rhodey,dy though a literal boy in blue dressed in blue for almost every movie he's in i'm not talking about uh the don shield version talking about terrence howard james rody that's fact you blew it there's kristen you took uh rob stark a male bimbo a himbo in the third round instead of john snow foolish Foolish. Taint your draft. Corey, surprisingly great job.

No one expected that. Wow. I think taking two Spider-Men back-to-back, kind of a soft move. You should take an emo Peter in the fifth. Brux. Yeah, that's true. That's really it. Korg would have been there at pick 25.

If you're going to pick Korg at five, just take Rocket Raccoon instead. Let's see. Zack, the bad zad boys. Great job. Only suggestion, you should have taken Sandman, Spiderman 3. All right. Thank you. That was actually a really, really good analysis.

We appreciate the feedback. I will say, I just want to lock Cora up, man. That's my guy. That's my number one. When you know you got the guy, you pick him number one, okay? I don't leave it up to chance. But I appreciate the feedback. Thank you for calling in.

I'm mad that he wanted me to pick Rhodey for boys in blue because it's a metaphorical boys in blue. They don't have to actually be wearing blue. That wasn't the point. It was just blue-colored people. But redeemed himself after not Don Cheadle. That's a good one. That's a great call. Don Cheadle, we talked about this over the weekend. Don Cheadle. That's a good one. That's a great call.

We talked about this over the weekend. Don Cheadle, old man energy. Terrence Howard, wet in the pants. Don Cheadle would have been on Zach's team. Yeah. Fair. I appreciate the feedback. Thomas Hayden Church as Sandman, great character. Also

kind of a good bad dad, was just doing everything for his daughter, but made a sand, which I feel like is just kind of a good bad dad was just doing everything for his daughter um but made of sand which i feel like is just kind of a tough tough thing she gets everywhere hence the name but made of sand great analysis love it all right it's time so we got a call a few weeks ago asking if we'd ever do a Q&A, you know, get to know us a little better. So we don't have a set list of questions, but we're just going to kind of we're going to kind of deep dive into how, you know, how this came to be. You know how these boyos came to be boyos. You know what I'm saying? So we're going to we're going to start at the beginning of the timeline.

We're not going to have any variance. It's going to be one straight timeline. And you don't know that, man. We're going to flow the whole way through. So out of this group, the first two that knew each other were me and the bride guy. So bride guy, what was it, third grade? Third grade. So I lived in North Carolina before this, and then my dad joined the Navy, so we started moving around a bit.

So I was new in town, moved to Maryland, walk into third grade. There's this short little chunky Asian kid with some spiky hair in the corner. He's like, my name's Preston. I'm like, hi, I'm Brian. I look like Harry Potter with braces. It was a mess. It wasn't good. We were hot boys.

I think it was Mrs. Quar's class. We were hot boys. It was hot it was core right yeah we were in the back playing pokemon tracing out like dragon ball z characters just living our best life it's all been downhill from there yeah that was kind of like the peak but yeah um me and the brat guy rocked it out you know played foosball together growing up um king of concussions that weren't diagnosed apparently bro i i really hope they come out with something in the future that can be like all right let's check your brain to see like back in the day do you have access to that video still yeah you should post that can you please post that on our twitter holy shit viewers when we when we see this video on twitter and you hear us talking about football

and him having concussions you'll know exactly why i'm giggling and why why um what video i'm referring to um both my brothers played football my family loves football so they're like you should play football and third grade rooks started to play that was the first year you could play in maryland which is no my first year young my first year was second grade i played the i played the year before you got there because i knew people on only when you showed up in north carolina you couldn't until like way later but in maryland you played in second grade apparently because you know start the brain damage out young um sir so i started playing our coaches like one year were great rest of the year sucked so on kick return they just told me to stand there I got leveled so many times I'll put it on Twitter

he's a great listener they tell you to stand there boy did you stand there I don't know it's not like I knew how like I thought that was the best way to do it it's such a good video I'm so excited but yeah me and the

bra guy played football together. Went through... When did you move? Seventh grade. So we went from third to seventh grade. Bri guy then moved back to North Carolina. And then... The whole time, though.

Convincing Rooks to go to Penn State because five people in my family went to Penn State. And it was, like, the only college I knew. And it's sort of close to Maryland. And I kept, like, just telling him to do it. And he was listening. He was listening. He heard me in the background.

There were whispers in the stratosphere, you know, getting thrown at me. And me and him kept in touch all the time. And we always, like, I visited him him north carolina different things like that um and he was he was here all the time um hanging out with his uh boo thang at the time shout outs um but then so fast forward it's getting close to uh me going to college and I'm like, I don't really know where to go. A few of my good friends are throwing Penn State at me. And at the time, I was dying to get out of Maryland. I was just ready to get the fuck out of state and just get away from where I'd been for 12 years at that point. And you wanted to go to a top-tier school where you can get an outstanding education, right?

It was all because of Joe Paul. Joe Paul's looking down on us. He's like, I don't want this fucking game, man. That's what you want. Oh, God. I can't. For the viewers, that's a soundbite of me at a football game in overtime.

Very sober. Oh, yeah, definitely sober. But so then fast... Just so we... Indiana football is 1-0 against Penn State. Shut the fuck up. Shut so then fast. Just so we, Indiana football is 1-0 against Penn State. Shut the fuck up. Shut up, bitch. Just so we know.

Go Hoosiers. Shut up, bitch. All right. And then so fast forward, getting towards the end of high school, I decide I'm taking my talents to Happy Valley. By talents, I mean like I'm going to drink and I'm going to fail all my fucking classes. Music career.

You had some DJ skills. Yeah, I'm going to drink and I'm going to fail all my fucking classes. Music career. You had some some DJ skills. Yeah, I was a DJ. But yeah, I did not fucking DJ one goddamn party at Penn State. But any who's. So then I'm going to Penn State. I talked to Brad guy because he's going. And look what happens. We were roommates.

Roommates came out of the womb. That is false. We did not Came out of the womb. That is false. We did not come out of the womb together. That's not true. Common misconception between us. I came out first. I'm the oldest. Exactly.

He is the youngest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anywhoos, so fast forward a little bit after that. We got first day of college. we're all we're all getting to know each other first off what a fucking day it was are we are we can we get it yeah yeah i'm telling this fucking story so we're doing well preface it you guys have to tell a story in this similar vein if you have one they make me feel slightly slightly better. Fair. So me and Bri guy, it's the first time you're hanging out with the people on your floor. You're doing icebreakers with your RA.

You're doing all these really awkward, stupid, goofy games. But it's funny. You start meeting people. It's goofy. Me and the Bri guy, there was one girl specifically who, walking up, we had said, oh, my goodness, that girl is very, very cute. So we go through all these games. We do all this shit. It's super goofy.

And then we're about to break out to, like, go do just be college students. Like, it's like the end of the meetings. We're all sitting there talking. Also, side note, that's the only time all of us sat together at all that whole year as a floor. Oh, yeah, facts. Very hands-off. It was the right time for me to make an impression. We're outside in a giant circle.

Bo, our RA is in the center just kind of like talking through rules or whatever. Rooks is straight across from me from the circle. The hot girl is right next to me on my right. And then also Corey and Dylan and all the other dudes are across, so I can stare them in the face. I kind of have to fart at this point, and I'm just like, I'll be all right. And it kind of goes away.

And I'm just like, it's going to be fine. So then I start to readjust again because it doesn't feel like I have to. We're good. It passes. Something moves around in your stomach. The pressure is gone. I'm just sitting there casually. just comes out so i'm staring at rooks his eyes go wide and he's like he's mouthing he's like there's no way you did that right now there's no way and i'm just like just not moving i could see her like next to me just staring straight forward to just like daggers at him well in our rate keeps talking he

does not miss a beat and it was so loud and uh good for bow man we tried to defuse the situation the first fucking day of college burns first impression with all these people that we're gonna live with for the next year is him just ripping fucking ass in front of all of them super out loud we are in a fucking circle of 30 of us and everybody heard that shit yeah uh marie never talked to me again she would come into our room and like hand rooks cookies and like not say hi to me she wouldn't say a word to Burn. Can we tag her on Twitter in this episode? No. No. No.

No. Zach, we'll talk at Lollapalooza. We tagged Sbarro and they clapped my cheeks over Twitter. We can't tag this one girl. If it's not a corporation, I don't want it in the Twitter. Zach, we'll talk at Lollap in the twitter exactly yeah taken down corporations not human beings also like i said she's never talked to me since then

so i don't think she wants to see me tag her in anything either but hey yeah on unbelievable first story but so then we go to our first dinner we're all sitting at the table we're getting to know each other there are these two fucking all sitting at the table. We're getting to know each other. There are these two fucking kids sitting at the table wearing backwards hats that are barely on their fucking heads. Oh, yeah, man. That's how you wore it. And I'm like, who the fuck are these guys? How you wore it? But we sit down.

So Corey Myers steps up to the plate. It me. Corey and our other good friend Dylan. Dylan's sister went to Penn State at the time. So Dylan's sister was having people over that first night. We're sitting there at the table. Dylan is big-timing everybody. Dylan is sitting there.

Yo, I got a party to go to tonight. If you guys aren't busy, I know we're all freshmen and we don't know anybody. And you all probably have hella plans. But, like, if you don't, like, my sister's throwing down tonight. Like, we can all get after it. And, like, me and Bernard are just sitting at the other end of the table. And I'm sitting there just pissed. And I'm looking at them like these fucking backwards hat motherfuckers, dude.

They think they're so fucking tight. Fuck these guys. And all the girls are, like, down to go and shit. I'm just sitting there like, I'm fucking so sick, dude. But before that, even so, for those of you who don't know,

Brian doesn't drink. I think we've mentioned that multiple times on this podcast. And Dylan also does not drink. So when we were walking up, the first thing that I remember is like, we're walking up the stairs in the comp, like in the um uh dining hall and i hear you talking to like you two like i don't know how like much you hung out since like

when like school started because you it sounded like you're catching up because rooks was asking like so if i like give you a beer like are you gonna drink it or something like that and you were like no man like that's i don't drink that's what that is and i look at dylan or something like that and you were like no man like that's what i don't drink that's what that is and i look at dylan i was like that's your new best friend right there just like kept on going and who'd i thought you know but um hey look at us look at us but so yeah as as that year progressed you know the boys the boys on the floor. We had the coolest group of dudes. Tenor for tenor has ever assembled, man. We had we were the we were the fucking Avengers.

Now we weren't the Avengers, but like we were just really like everyone. All the dudes, except for these two kids on our floor, were very cool. We all hung out all the time. Like we're constantly in the hallway, just bullshitting around and doing very stupid freshman things. We all got cool as fuck. Yeah. Already were. Come on. We're cool.

Are cool. Always will be cool. Exactly. That's what cool people say, I'm pretty sure. That is what they say. But yeah, so that's how Corey got in the picture. So then me, C-Word, Brat guy, we're hanging out the rest of college. You know, we're vibing.

We're tearing Happy Valley down to the ground. One fucking bar at a time, you know. And then fast forward a little bit and then C-Word over here. Part of my major requires you to get an internship. And who do I meet at my internship but the Midwestern milkman himself, Zaddy, Zach Kirshner. Big dicks, baby. Met at the dicks. That's Dick's Sporting Goods, by the way.

If a company is named after a penis, you bet your ass Zach and I are there. It's the only reason I chose it. We show up. What was it? Twenty. It would have been 2015, right? 2015 summer. Yeah.

2015 summer. Summer of 2015. We got 12 weeks in an extended stay hotel, which just companies out there at Sbarro for your internship programs. If you want people to come back, put them in a hotel with other idiots that can go out and drink for 12 weeks. Get a little productivity out of them. They'll be hungover in the morning. They'll figure out in the afternoon.

But they'll be best friends for life and they'll bring your company out of the depths that they are. Or if you want the people in your internship to make several enemies during the internship, you can also do that as well. Zach, you made a lot of friends. You made an equal amount of enemies, that's for sure. A fair amount of enemies. I think some of them still have enemies.

I mean, Tal should be. But, like, do you disagree with their stance? No. Let's just say, for the viewers, the background, let's just say, Zach, I got to type. It was Hot Boy Summer. It was a little bit Hot Boy Summer. It was a little bit Hot Boy Summer, for sure. So we spend...

And when you're doing Hot Boy Summer amongst a group of, what we have, like 25 interns or something like that yeah something like that 25 interns to say half of them are female and you're all like i've never seen these people again yeah honestly the only reason i didn't take my internship return offer was mostly due to the fact that it would just be very awkward if i returned every single person hated you except for cory and cody yeah yeah shout out and so we spent the whole summer together had fun had a good time so naturally what do we do when we go back to school and i'm hanging out with these other idiots i say oh zach do you want to come for the Indiana game so we can watch Penn State beat up on you? What?

What am I missing? First time I met him was Arts Fest. That's right. Oh, yeah. And I want his opinion of me from Arts Fest. I want Zach to share his first experience of me. Arts Fest is a summer festival at Penn State, and so halfway through the internship,

we all went to Penn State, shared 14 people in one room that was nuts that was nuts quick question is this the crazy jewels arts fest yes okay a lot happened that arts fest then i was not there no no it wasn't no it wasn't no it wasn't. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. The year before was Crazy Jewels. No, it was the year after. When Crazy Jewels happened, Angela was there. No, because the year after is when we graduated, and that's when we showed up and played golf with nobody. It was the year before.

You're correct. There it is. But, so yeah. Continue. So when I came for Arts Fest, and I don't really remember it that well, but the one thing I do remember. First of all, on the way to ArtsFest, are you going to talk about that one? I did a minor crime. I did a crime.

Yeah, you did. You're putting this on record? Do you want to admit to it on air? He may or may not have committed a crime. The statute of limitations has expired at this point, I think, right? I think I'm in the wrong. I'm not a lawyer. I don't know.

I may or may not have done a minor hit and run in a KFC parking lot. On our way over, we're carpooling, and of course we stop at KFC. I don't even know if we got food. Somebody had to go to the bathroom. No, I just go to the bathroom, I think. So Zach goes in. He comes out. He goes to back up, and he just like whipping it around, backing up. All of a sudden, like just a bang and everybody just like freezes.

I look back. I just see like we're inside of another car's bumper. Zach just like pulls forward a little bit and we hear a noise like a little like sounded like a pop. I look back. I saw like a piece pop back into form and zach was like zach was like did it pop back like he's hoping he's praying to god are we good are we good i was like i mean i think it popped he's like okay good it just peels out he's like i'm not coming back to this kfc i don't give a shit dude the worst is though i'm glad i

seem like i didn't give a shit i felt, the worst is, though, I'm glad I seem like I didn't give a shit. I felt terrible the rest of the day and that weekend because all I could think about was they were like, we're going to go full CSI. And the KFC was going to pull up the parking lot cams. They were somehow going to get my license plate and then, like, arrest me for doing a hit and run. They do a chalk body around the car where the dent is. Yeah, pretty much. And now because I was driving you, Julie, and Jess, and I feel like we just stayed silent in the car where the dent is yeah pretty much and now because i was driving you julie and jess and i feel like we just stayed silent in the car we had about three hours to go and i think it was

pretty silent the rest of the car ride so i think we were contemplating whether or not we were all bad people because we all kind of like mutually agreed without saying anything like we should go but yeah right yeah everyone looked around everyone looked around i was like let's get the fuck out of here we saw nothing and then we got we got chinese food i remember i got a fat uncle chen's food yeah shout out uncle chen's fueled me love that fucking place four years of fueling me so what's your opinion of rucks from arts fest so i don't i don't so it doesn't look like the man who would do a hit and run he doesn't like him well i think the hit and run might have clouded my judgment of that day like just like i

just can't remember anything i will say i do remember thinking it really weird and i don't know if i didn't understand the concept of summer school and because rooks you were staying there for the summer weren't you uh no i had uh i had i came back um i came back only for arts fest i wasn't oh i was taking i was taking i was taking online summer classes but i wasn't in state college the whole summer okay so maybe it wasn't that maybe i think i just associated you with the truck your truck and i'm like oh he's just the guy with the truck. That's me, dude. It was just you and Rhonda, and I was just like, oh, okay, he's the guy with the truck. I don't know if I remember. Corey, maybe you remember.

I don't remember exactly what we did. We drank, and we looked at art as if we all like art. The reason I asked this is because. Do you remember me? because i i don't really there was so the reason i asked this is because damn dude this is one-sided as fuck fuck you man um but no we we had all been um after you i remember after you guys had like actually gone to arts fest i came and met with you guys and i had been drinking all day i met with you guys and i've been drinking all day i met with you guys and everyone was kind of chilling and then i came in and i just elevated a lot of the pre-gaming and was just like yo it's

fucking arts fest you guys are you guys are only here for a weekend like let's fucking go it's time to get after it like pitter patter let's get at her let's do this shit um and then we all went out and the thing with me and zach were like talking, like vibing a lot, but it was just every, there were multiple girls that came up and there was just, there was tension in a lot of places. And I just kept asking Zach, like, yo, like that conversation was kind of weird. Yeah. Don't, don't fucking worry about it. And I was like, oh like oh okay that's fine and then later on in the night another girl would come up and talk to me for a second and then they give zach this like

side eye and be like hi zach and walk away yo zach what happened he's like yeah it's another one you probably just like shouldn't worry about and i was like you came up with these people it was just like so much fucking tension the story is he actually dented all their cars in a KFC party he just kept backing into he's a serial hit and run artist but yeah I just thought like

it was just a really goofy ass weekend and we got we got fucking after it yeah but so we did that and then yeah Zach came for Indiana-Penn State. And we just got, like, trashed at a tailgate. And that's when you met the bulk of our friend group. Yeah, that's when I met Kristen for the first time.

I think Denise was there. Denise Taylor was there. Although it was, like, the same weekend that a lot of people's parents came. So it was, like, hey, Zach. And that was, like, it for the most part i feel like yeah i just remember getting very drunk i think indiana scored early which got my hopes way up and then we didn't win and it was and we were in the student section so i was wearing my bright red like all of you guys it was four of you all in bright red in this white student section and all of you guys just

kept pointing at me when you were up like by whatever point and you all you guys kept saying was he brought us here it's his fault go indiana i was like what is happening oh my god fuck you guys for that shit that was fun though that was probably one of my uh favorite uh like tailgate experiences it's i as much as i shit on penn state i will say the tailgating was was top shit that was fun though that was probably one of my uh favorite uh like tailgate experiences it's i as much as i shit on penn state i will say the tailgating was was top notch top tier nice job guys hey thank you we appreciate that s tier oh definitely s tier but yeah and then i guess oh bro i got you gotta i never met zach there that's true because i didn't go to arts fest and then that weekend i think i was in in San Diego visiting my brother or something.

Because I was gone. Because I think you guys stayed. What's that, senior year? That was, yeah, it had to have been senior year. Yeah, that was senior year for sure. So I think you guys stayed in my side of the room, or someone did at least. Maybe Jamie or somebody. But so the time I met Zach was at the holiday party at cory's place the

very first one you threw oh shit the first time i remember like seeing zach for the most part because you were in like the back of cory's car and you knew every word to some like wall-a song and you played it like three times like zach that's like my first memory of zach for some reason so you know good start dude tvt oh my god your first fucking holiday party that was just in the apartment holy that was like such a small little rinky dink one yeah now it's a whole fucking production which one was that i was i at that one i thought the only one yes yes no you were at that one i'm pretty sure there's a picture of us like all of us at the party i need to stop whacking out. I need to stop remembering stuff.

It was at Ventana and Katrina threw a candle at Rooks and it shattered. Yeah. What? Yeah. You don't remember? No, it wasn't at Rooks. Okay, shit. I need to stop whacking out. I was like, I need to stop whacking out too. I thought it was at Rooks. It was like the top of the candle.

I don't think it was at me. I definitely wouldn't remember it. I definitely remember it happening, but I don't know who it was at. That was like the top of the candle. I don't think it was in me. I definitely wouldn't remember it. I definitely remember it happening, but I don't know who it was at. That was a little rinky-dink apartment. But this year, I don't know, maybe we announced the party through the podcast. On the podcast? I don't know if I'm ready to do that.

Calling all listeners. I don't know if I'm ready to do that. Hey, let's hold the cards. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do that. Let's hold the cards close to the chest here all right it starts with a one i don't like that but but yeah and then so since since that shit we've had plenty of get-togethers with all of us you know we've been in we've been in pittsburgh we've been at vegas you were in vegas yeah i didn't go to fucking vegas because i didn't fucking graduate croatia you in vegas yeah i didn't go to fucking vegas because i didn't

fucking graduate croatia you also weren't i didn't go to croatia either but like i was there in spirit yeah firefly yeah fuck you you guys weren't a firefly me and zach were there and me and zach are gonna love this weekend fuck you guys um we'll get to that but hey we do we do boyos man that's out here that's that's our uh. That's our first Avenger origin story right there. That's how we came to be. We need a twist at the end, though. We need a third act to the story. Well, the story is still being written, my guy.

The rest is still unwritten. Damn. Fucking bars, dude. Let's go. The twist is I stopped angering the female population that's no that you don't know yeah fucking right that's just a plot hole it won't happen that's just not realistic that's your variant that's not you you'll be on cinema since because like this just doesn't make any sense oh man i i going back to the internship what a what a time

that that feels like it was way longer than 12 weeks but also way short yeah the fact that the fact that i got in that much trouble and was only 12 weeks is surprising like somehow i managed a job and just pissing everyone off is honestly impressive is that bad on the back is like the character on a dating like reality dating show that like he shows up and it's like first scene and you're like this guy's gonna be a fucking it's gonna be a fucking problem the best great guy great guy great guy but in a dating show mentality i think you're the bad guy i think you have to be the bad guy the funniest thing was like every time like i'd hook up with someone it would happen they would always ask like but is so and so gonna be mad i'm like nah they'll be be fine. The other four people weren't?

No, it's... Yeah, that's what Zach... Zach would be like, no, she's going to be fine. And then the girl that he hooked up with didn't know about, like, the other six that she was going to piss off. God, you're an asshole, man. You're a fucking piece of shit, Zach. I don't know. I'm sorry.

As somebody just there for the ride, it's really entertaining. It's a lot of fun. The enemies that Zach makes in the female population, he makes up for in the male population. Yeah. I think Corey was my shrink a couple times. And Corey was just like, buddy, you're kind of just fucking up right now. It was the easiest job because it's like, dude, I don't think anyone can really be on your side, man.

You got to change something going on. You know, usually you'd be like, well, like, you don't know what this person thinks. Like, you're giving, like, benefit of the doubt with Zach. I'm like, I don't know, man. You just got to change it up. You're just being a dick to multiple people at once. There's no help in that, you know? We go to IHOP. You gotta be nice every once in a while. Oh hop you gotta surprise with it i hop was brutal it was so bad i forgot the background

because we were going to pro football hall of fame but before then oh that's when we went for there was there was a night of activities between you and somebody and all the boys went to go IHOP, like, you know, hungover breakfast with your friends. All the guys were going to go to the Football Hall of Fame that day. So we're like, let's go like get like hungover brunch at IHOP. So we did that while we're there, like a car of the girls like pulls up and I don't even know what happened, but it was really weird just even that much, like, going on. It was, like, being followed. It was like, Zach, what did you do? Something terrible, probably.

Like, time to go see Lawrence Taylor's bust. Here we go, guys. Get in the car. I feel like Zach would thrive on real world. That show's made for you. Because it's just everyone making enemies. There's like 10 girls and 10 guys. Everyone hooks up and then just hates each other by the end.

And then you move on and then you go on to real world, real world challenge. And then you kind of just beat each other up, but you get paid for it. I was going to say, if I was less risk averse, I would apply to so many reality shows. But I just enjoy having a stable income. You would be great. You're like the one person I could actually see being – can you be good at those shows? Like I don't – Johnny Bananas is good at Real World.

Johnny Bananas is still on Real World Road Rules Challenge, dude. He's been there forever. And he's won it a hell of times and he just keeps winning and winning and winning also fun fact penn stater really yeah johnny bonanza the penn stater i was gonna say following his footsteps but zach went to indiana yeah don't sign up for it we don't need you all right or sign up rooks for real world then real world though like first off does it even exist anymore no probably i don't i haven't seen because like i haven't seen a season for it i'm just thinking so i watch i love i mean if you view viewers can't tell when i talk about

the bachelor i love shitty reality tv it's my favorite fucking thing um real world so every show now has a gimmick or like a shtick fucking real world there's there's no eliminations there's no prize money it's literally all they do is have seven people live in a house and try to get along and they have a job together there's there's no premise to this show it's just we're gonna put these people all these crazy fucking people and we're gonna put them in a house together to live together for like two months it's it's the most insane fucking premise for a television show just like we're gonna put seven unstable people in a house with unlimited alcohol and they have to work together as well i've never thought about it

like that but yeah there's there's no there's no to it at all but it's been on for so long there's no premise but now but the thing is like for me now there's so many things that like me and cory have been talking about fucking love island like love island's great dude fucking um watch it fucking the circle's great like there's so much reality tv now that has like a solid premise and like foundation that the idea of real world honestly i'm just it's the same as like jersey shore like i don't want to see these fuckers fist pump anymore like i they don't do any there's no gimmick to it anymore now they're just like they're just people living together and now they're all cool with each other. So it's like this.

I'm going to be a drama aspect. Jersey Shore should have ended after like season three. Now they're like 45 years old and like getting skin cancer from tanning too much. And it's just it's too much now. The one season where going into it, Mike didn't know if he was going to be able to go because he was going to jail in the whole first two episodes the drama is him being like you guys i just can't miss out on the shore but like i got a case tomorrow they're like um fuck face um try to stay out of jail maybe and then worry about uh the vacation but like it's a fucking mess it's a mess but all right we ready to uh hit hit some lala some lala talk

right now yeah so sort of backstory we went to a wedding a couple weeks ago when we decided to make a bingo card for it which ended up being a great idea because you kind of have to hope for bad things to happen we put bad things it, which you kind of don't, but still makes up for it because if it's a bad wedding, then you're still rooting for it. But then you put some good things on there too. It's just very entertaining front to back. And it has us during the ceremony,

we're looking over at each other if something happens and cheering or rounding based on where. Exactly. So made the wedding great. great wedding was already great to begin with noel thanks for inviting us shout out except for me thanks for well not inviting me have you met noel oh yeah we go way back we follow each other on instagram have you wronged her in any way not that i I know, but probably, I mean, maybe, maybe in a prior life, most likely.

That's why you didn't get invited. But yeah, so Zaddy and Rooks are going to lull this weekend. So we need to come up with some bingo ideas. So I have a couple, I didn't know we're doing bingo until like right before. I know, but I think,

yeah, I wanted to, I wanted to just jump into it. So Corey, how many slots do we need for this? Uh, I mean, yeah, I wanted to just jump into it. So, Corey, how many slots do we need for this? Is it what, 25? You can make it however large you want. I think it's like five by five, so yeah, 25.

Okay, so for the viewers. It's going to say Lala on the top, not Bingo. We're going to play Lala. Okay, yes, we'll play Lala. Jesus Christ, show some enthusiasm, you fucking cocksuckers. So for the viewers, what we're going to do is Corey has – do you still have the bingo app? Yeah, I can send it to Brian. I think we should leave, and we're talking about this live right now. I think we're leaving spaces open for some responses that other people can add into.

Oh, yeah. It's this weekend so you gotta yeah i don't gotta be quick about it i say obviously we'll fill it out if come wednesday night or thursday night or whatever we don't have any ones we'll fill it out the rest of it yeah all right fair fair but so yeah let's get like uh let's get maybe like like 15 on there or something like that yeah all right i got a. And then so as the festival goes, me and Zaddy will be giving updates and then we'll put that shit on

Twitter. You can update your card, you know? Hey, winner might win a prize. We'll see. We'll get some merch every once in a while. Sheee! Alright. Number one. Someone comes back with an underbite like any how about any no any underbite any underbite in any like like physical evidence

photo or video okay if there's a video that comes back with an underbite that's definitely gonna happen all right for the meme i'll probably do it yes uh tell the story it's a free space um basically so when me and zach went to firefly our friend kristen came as well and one of my good friends he'd been to firefly the year before a lot of them you know they dabble in some uh some uh narcotics extracurriculars yeah some extracurriculars and um some of like he kept joking around that some of them came back with an underbite just because you know when you're when you're on another planet you know things just start going uh crazy with the face muscles sometimes and he told he told our friend kristin that to be careful that she doesn't come home with an underbite.

So she always going into Firefly. She kept making jokes and jokes and jokes about it and then ended up at Firefly. I was hammered during Grizz's set. And there's a great gif. You know, I don't want to put this on. We can't put this anywhere. I don't want this. Oh, come on. if you know i don't want to put this on we can't put this anywhere i don't want this if you if you if you want to if you want to see it dm uh it's wednesday my dudes uh i'll debate

sending it to you um dm our twitter but i'll send it to you but um but yeah there's a there's a really good gif of zach unveiling me doing my underbite dance and it's, it's choice kind of terrifying, but, um, any who's, um, okay. So yeah,

video underbites a good one. Um, I got one. It's kind of like two parts. So you can forget the second part. Zach calls a girl. Zach gets a girl's number who he never intends on calling. So you might as well make that a free space, bro.

Oh, God, man. Fuck. Contact. Stop being a fucking asshole, man. I got one. You got a theme for this episode. I got one. Rooks poops in a porta potty.

Dude, that's another free space. I had that written down, too. That's another free space. I had that written down too. That's another free space. It's going to happen multiple times a day. You're just going to be stacking your bingo chips on top of the space over and over again. Play 3D bingo. Easy ones.

Fuck. Mine was a two-parter but part of it was about porta potties mine was rooks eats cheese then ruins several porta potties so i think that could be a separate space no we'll do just the uh

don't do me eating cheese okay put down put down me eating cheese that's fine um definitely after after um the wedding i'm terrified of this me splitting any part of my clothing oh throw that on there um somebody uh one of you guys crowd surfing it's's not likely, but you got to put some hard work into it. We're too big. We're way too fucking big for that shit.

It's a crowd of people. No, how about this? Instead of that, how about one of us puts a random person on our shoulders? I have that one, too. That's more likely. Okay, yeah, throw that on. Let's do that one. Okay.

Mosh pit? I'm trying to think of like. What bands are mean there's like a there's like a techno there's like a it's called paris it's like edm stage there's like hard there's gonna be some really hard like dubstep people there where i could definitely see a mosh pit but i don't know i feel like that's another free space and that's also i feel... But would you mosh pit? Would you join in? I probably wouldn't, to be honest. Boo. I probably wouldn't. I've done them at EDM shows,

and at EDM shows, there's just no respect for the mosh pit, so you get really fucked up. You get hit a lot. I mean, yeah, that's how mosh pits work. But it's not fun, like, like fuck yeah we're all like doing this like there's no there's just no respect for the mosh pit at EDM shows fair fair fair fair

if someone falls you gotta pick them up if anyone loses anything everyone has to stop they're actually like pretty like gentle and it's weird they're great though I love elbowing strangers in the face and then we're like just like party on and they keep going is uh is malort's common around lalapalooza because i can i can make another free space and

i can just make sure we have that before and after but they do not sell malort at lalapalooza i'm thinking like somebody else might have it and you you know you like what the fuck is what is malort take Take some shots before. Hey, here. How about one of us drinks out of another person's camelback? Yes. That needs to be in there. I'd also just, you know, who fucking knows?

I'd throw down one of us puking. Oh, that's a gimme, though. No, it's not. I didn't puke once at Firefly. Yeah, neither did i and this and this is gonna be like living in luxury because we're gonna have ac and a shower i'm so fucking excited yeah i'm not gonna smell like the inside of a fucking armpit for four days like the inside of a subway like your hat are you bringing the subway hat by the way oh fuck yes i'm bringing the subway hat i'm absolutely bringing the fucking subway hat by the way oh fuck yes i'm bringing the subway hat i'm absolutely bringing the fucking subway hat is it actually your subway hat when you work there yeah yeah i wore it to firefly

went over great um definitely making its rucks definitely making its return how many pieces of meter on a spicy italian um so it's well it's per six inch it's um I think it's six pepperoni, six salami on each. And so if it's a full foot long, it's 12 of each. There's another video of you saying that, but you said it was such conviction. I don't know why. It was just hilarious. You're just like, ask me how many pieces of meat are on a spicy Italian. Oh, yeah.

When I wore the Subway hat, I was fielding a lot of questions that your sandwich artiste would field. Should we do a Timmy Turner schmeat counter? No, no. That's a Firefly thing. I made that a caption for my Firefly picture. That's a Firefly thing that stays in Dover, Delaware. You guys got to go live on our... Well, we got to make an Instagram,. You guys got to go live on our...

Well, we got to make an Instagram, but you guys got to go live on it. Fuck it. I'm down, dude. Fuck, that would be... I just set up an Instagram specifically for this. You just see the two of them screaming, it's Thursday, my dudes.

You know what I imagine? There's like two people watching it and it's that vine of the guy going out in the balcony with the music and the other three guys are jumping it's like brian and like denise watching the instagram live oh fuck that'd be good there's great uh come on guys watching come on cory how many are we at oh uh we're at eight there you go thank you brian what um i i got another one yes we're at eight okay uh mild heat stroke oh god yeah they're like a indie band hope not

it's mild though so like you're not going to the hospital um okay i'll put instead of mild heat stroke can i just put orange piss on there like if i pee orange because i'm so dehydrated at firefly we'll do it back at firefly one time i straight peed i peed orange like i was so fucking dehydrated i'll put a backslash one or the other okay don't worry i'll i'll send a snap to the boys for the uh to the boys for that one put on the put on the instagram oh perfect perfect first post it's just my first post fuck yeah man live from the octagon it's rooster's orange pea it's your boy skinny penis oh fuck yeah it is um i that's a good one um i have one for zach you know your dumb sunglasses

that you love you're definitely gonna wear them one but two you're gonna find someone else with those sunglasses and you become best friends with you mean that you mean my pit vipers oh my god i hate this oh dude yeah okay yeah so if zach talks to somebody with pit vipers yes those things are tough though fuck you man those things are awesome burn shit i'm about to be that guy i'm gonna show up with him it means i'm gonna tap up at the airport that's gonna check check zach needs to get a sabaro visor to match oh that would be so subway visor roll up with fucking full food court drip oh my god that would be unbelievable we would get so many fucking questions can i we? We could just be like, oh, dude, I just came from the mall.

My boss, he let me out early. Like, I don't know why I just threw like a fucking accent on that, but. That's the borrow accent. Oh, you can throw down me possibly falling asleep in the festival. Oh, that's a good one. Does that happen a lot? I passed out for like a good 30, 45 in Firefly. So I'm just going to throw it in there.

Either the festival or on the public transportation back to my house, my apartment. Oh, yeah. Either or. Yes, yes, yes. That might as well be a fucking free space, honestly. All right. We're at 11. Would one of you guys rip your shirt in half? I feel like if you have a tank, I could see Zach doing it.

Should we say that or should we just say like any time you like shirtless at any time? Bitch, I'm not going to be fucking shirtless. My thick fucking Korean beef ass. I'm not going to be fucking shirtless at all thick fucking Korean beef ass, I'm not going to be fucking shirtless at all, man. Zach's just like, give me the opportunity. Zach's going to be shirtless the whole fucking time, dude. Honestly, that's a Corey move. I've seen Corey shirtless in more bars than I did in you guys.

Hell yeah. Corey, you've been shirtless at a bar? Yeah. What the fuck? Have you heard the Croatiaatia one no oh yeah that was having the time of his life it was like he's on drugs that was also more too i was hot as shit and i was just well yeah well so i i sweat a lot when we go out because i dance like i'm gonna dance my ass off 10 times out of 10 so i

just have like a puddle of back sweat so it's uncomfortable so when we were at kiva bar in croatia i like ripped it off and like started twirling it i don't know brian and zach can tell you more than i can because i have a lot photos. So the bar we went to before was like literally right on the beach and it was awesome. So people are like sort of in swimsuits, sort of not. You're kind of in like a button down that's unbuttoned. Yes. Everyone's like that. But then we went from that bar where everyone drank a lot.

We went to like sort of in the city. It's like a town where it's like more of a normal bar. But Corey's still like fully unbuttoned. And like you said, just ripped it off. Bouncer immediately came over like, you can't do that, man. Put your shirt back on. And he like turns around. He puts one button on and then like undoes it again and then just takes it off again.

I have a very drunk photo of him and it's great. I've never drank alcohol once in my life, so I don't know. That's fucking unbelievable. Man, shout out Kiva Bar though i'm going i'm telling you right now i'm going back some point in my life i'm going back yo i just have your wedding there dude i just looked up i'm trying to look up fast food advisors on amazon They have a Waffle House shooting sleeve. What the fuck? That's so hard. Oh my god.

What the fuck? That's awesome. That's the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. If you don't buy that right now, I'm going to be pissed. Buy condoms first, then buy that so I can push it down. No, no. He buys condoms, then buys 10 of those. That way they go too far back.

And then all individual purchases so that it just keeps moving it down not like the 10 quantity one like you have to do it like 10 times honestly just buy one because they'll stop as soon as they see that and just be like dude zach where you doing they won't even get past you'll be more concerned about that than the condoms exactly yeah look at that shooter sleep like there's no way this guy's having sex. It's just not happening. Hey, ladies, I'm open late night, 24-7. Come get your waffles. Oh, my God. God damn it.

Sex setting up franchises all over the country. You just walk into his Waffle House, start taking fucking orders, and everyone's just looking at the shooter's sleeves like, this guy's fucking legit, man. He doesn't know anything about the menu, but he looks like he knows what he's doing. They should make chain restaurants. They should just have uniforms, like athletic uniforms. They should do that. People could just be all dripped out like in their waffle house

like i don't know i assume it would be a basketball uniform but that's just the first thing i go to i want like eight outback steakhouse wristbands all the way up my arm a clean kfc uh hockey sweater that would be so sick. Oh, my God. Dude, there is. Hold on. Hold on. Dude, there is a Sbarro literally in where I work. Do I have to go there and ask them if I can buy a hat?

Yes. Yes. Dude, you probably could, honestly. Oh, no. Is it not Sbarro anymore? Is it Tony and Bruno's? What the heck is this garbage? I'll see if I can find it.

They probably fold it after your comments. We're out here taking down businesses. anymore is it tony and bruno's what the heck is this garbage i'll see if i can find it they probably fold it after our uh after your comments we're out here taking down businesses brooks didn't your buddy in college buy a shirt from the uh yo shout out please shout out fucking nick mccool my fucking guy nick mccool also i want to give a huge shout out ladies this guy's looking so hot nowadays find him um anyway yes there we had um what's the fucking uh what's the fucking place called pen kebab pen kebab yeah there's this kebab this kebab place that he always fucking went to all the time and he became so cool with the manager and they would always just like bro out when he would come there he'd get like free shit he asked them if he could buy a polo from them because they all had these like

very specific looking pen kebab polos work uniform yeah yeah uniform um and the owner they only had they only there were only there weren't very many people that worked there so he was i think he was one of 10 people that had a pen kebab polo or something like that. The owner gave it to him and like the toughest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. He like went to the back of his car behind the shop and like pop the trunk. Yeah. Cut one out of a box. I was like, here you go, man.

So fucking sweet. Insane. All right. We're at 12. We need at least twice this many um i know i know this is i know this is going to be a free space but like me and zach were somewhat similar fits one of you has to change oh yeah we're gonna we're gonna there's gonna be a day where we wear buffett shirts so let's just i mean we can just chalk that up as a free space fair um what about you guys lose each other at some point?

You have to be right next to each other. I mean, you can put that on, but I don't want that shit to happen. That shit stresses me the fuck out. And since it's only me and Zach, I'm going to be freaking, I'm going to be fucking like handcuffed to Zach at Lala. I'm going to be so fucking scared. I do have, I do have like an admission i i don't know when you started doing this russ you are the only person who has shared your

location with me permanently i know where you are at all times i'm pretty sure everyone we were at firefly with i have my location to all of them so i think kristin nina you and rachel all have my location like all times. Forever. So I can find you. I don't know if you can. Now that I think about it, I think I have my location shared with four other people from Penn State that I don't really talk to anymore. I think people are just watching me nowadays, you know? Keep it tabs.

Yeah, that fucking room. Keep me safe. Now I'm going to go into my fucking phone and disable all the shit keep it man whenever you get kidnapped we'll have about like 10 people that can track you down that's true that's a good point just thinking ahead thinking ahead but yeah okay yeah definitely oh god that reminds me put down one of them gets kidnapped on the board please oh got it okay someone commits a small crime oh Oh, here we go. One of us gets offered drugs on the L.

Oh yeah, throw that shit on there. Should the next space be takes drugs on the L? No, I will not be partaking. Some of the spaces have to be hard. So, yeah. So, are we going to train? Some of the spaces have to be hard. Put down a fight?

Somebody gets in a fight? Yeah, you can throw a fight on there. Zach, are we going to be training there and back mostly? Definitely there and probably back too. The way back is going to be fun because everyone takes public transportation back, so we might have to walk around the city a little farther in to get to an l station that's not super crowded put down when they get on the l they start a coup take over the l and they become conductors i was it's gotta be hard right we're thinking of like some hard ones yeah i'm the cut that now um

no um for the train you can put me peeing on the train you can put me peeing on it i don't want to put that i don't like that at all it's possible you said committing a small crime already i think that's a small crime public urination station so yeah you can public you can do like okay yeah that's exposing yourself to a minor yeah that's a small crime that's not a small crime though that's not oh here you can put a definition of's a small crime that's not a small crime though that's not oh here you can put a definition of not a small crime i would but i would argue small crime big crime still still the same square that you're gonna check off you can uh you can put down getting asked how old you are or us having to ask how old i am oh all right zach asked how old a

girl is you can put no you can put both though because I I've dude at the we were at the we were at this bar last Friday. It was me and my two friends. And this girl asked all three of us how old we were. And we're all 27. And she goes, she doesn't say to me. She says it to the two girls. She goes, oh, oh yeah i figured you guys looked like way older than i do it walked away and that's like all she said and my friends

were like what the fuck bitch like they were like what did you just say to me but yeah you can put you can put that the age asking i'm i'm not doing the side zach wants I'm saying if people ask me how old I am, I will put it there. Zach, if somebody asks you, just say about half and then walk away. Or ask nautical years or land years. I'll just say enough.

Or do the calculation of how many months old you are right now so then when they ask, you have that in your back pocket i'll do weeks and just be like my mom never stopped counting in weeks since i was born i wear 2 000 week old uh pants a shirt i don't know i don't i don't have a baby i don't know what they do i'm just picturing a really old pants not like pants for someone who's 2 000 weeks old

they're just like really destroyed and raggedy um we got five left boys we can leave some open for yeah some call is that five left for like the whole board yeah uh leave those yeah let's leave those yeah and then we can recon if we don't get any uh responses we can reconvene uh tomorrow fill out the last five all right sounds good i'm gonna write a couple i just thought of yeah hey we can all and we can brainstorm too and we can swap shit out here and there if we come up with better ones this was kind of on the spot but i thought it would be a little goofy a good little segment for us. I'm excited for the live updates because we have our females in the field, so now

we need you guys. We need a nickname for our IMWD reporters. The males in the Midtown? They don't call Chicago Midtown, right? The big, beefy boyos? Festival freak.

It has to rhyme. Triple B, ride triple b dude females at the festival you gotta i put down i put down if you want to replace it see somebody famous that's like out of your control and it's lala like it's pretty good but but and they can't be performing yeah they can't be the performers. It's got to be like somebody who's a post-stallion. Dude, I'm so excited for Megan Thee Stallion. I might not leave, bro. I hope she sweats on me. I'm going to be so fucking gross.

Yeah, I like that one. That's a good ad. Cool, cool, cool. All right, we got four left. Send us some stuff in on twitter or just for your friends just text us whatever we'll add it i'll put the put it on twitter once it's filled out for this weekend and if you want to send a voice message there's a link in every episode in the description click on it just like how joey did this week to insult our draft uh call and insult zach for

being a garbage human being and Definitely do that. Absolutely. That's all we got. Love you. Bye.