It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 27: How Far Can Batman Throw a Piece of Bread? Ft. Amanda!

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

Avid listener Amanda gets the guest spot this week as she tries to not give birth live on the podcast, we get into drafting Adam Sandler movies, talk about Batman v Pidgeonman, and talk a bit of Bachelorette drama. Timestamps: 0:00:00 - 0:11:49 - Intro 0:11:49 - 0:28:09 - Amanda Hot Seat 0:28:09 - 1:18:41 - Adam Sandler Draft 1:18:41 - 1:36:10 - Bachelorette Drama Rate us 5 stars! Leave a review! Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Welcome back to another week of It's Wednesday, My Dudes. We got another special episode. People, we've been bringing out the big guns these last couple weeks. Okay, we've been bringing out some straight heater guests. People, you will definitely hear on this podcast again. But we'll get into that in a second. We got the bride guy here.

Guys, did you know kangaroos' balls are above their penises? Wait, what the fuck? Really? No, yeah, actually, if you look it up, it's like ball sack that hangs over and then like wieners below it. It's so straight. Like, I don't... Why? How does that work? Everyone else in the world are the way around. over and then like wieners i'm below it it's so straight like i don't why everyone else everyone else in the world all the way around i was so not prepared for that at all but hey congratulations

burn you actually had a fun fact that was fun and not depressing so don't worry i have another fun factor later we're good i'll leave them out we appreciate that but yeah so the only two original boyos today are the bride guy and your boy korean beef once again back in the house our very special guest the goat one of she goes way way back we call her the one of the way back boys but straight out of austin texas we got grinny amanda in the house amanda how we feeling today yeehaw baby oh that is the most fire intro i have ever heard on this podcast so um really appreciate you know the shout out i'm feeling good i'm happy to be here your girl grinny's been waiting for her podcast debut for about half a year now so i'm excited looking forward to it our teams we our teams had trouble

you know there was some contract issues we had to get sorted out amanda's a big get you know there's there's a lot of stuff we had to put in the contract to get her here. Yeah, I don't come cheap, ladies. We have two guests this week, too, by the way. One of them won't really speak very much, but... That's true. Someone, special guest, is like nine months pregnant at this point, or I don't know how long you are along, but if you hear some water splashing in the background,

you might have to take a quick run to the hospital. Okay, your first fetus guest star. It's a big moment for you guys. I'm sure you've been waiting for it. Absolutely. Well, we got a very great episode today. We're going to obviously, we're going to hot seat Amanda,

make her regret coming on the podcast. Then after that that this was actually her idea we're gonna get in a little bit of some adam sandler movies we're gonna do a little oh yeah a little tasty draft guy but first off bright guy how was the weekend so i've been i am a new job but i'm still on the group message from my last job and they haven't removed me for some reason. And they're having a barbecue this week. So they keep just sending photos of things they've made. And I'm just sitting here like, I don't know if they remember I'm here or not. And then this one girl who's great. She was like one of the youngest people

in the group sends like a photo of like brownies. Like I know that Brian's sneaking around in this group. So I'm just going to send these just so you feel bad because I know you can't have any of these food. And then my boss responds back and was like, oh, I knew he was in this group message. I was enjoying this. I was like, they're just over here trying to torture me, just being dicks over there. But so that was strange. That was like my whole week just getting random photos of food from them. I binged a whole season of survivor and then the

ending was horrible so like that was a letdown and then so i went to see the movie the green night there's a scene the main character is getting like seduced and then like the girls on top of them and then it like ends and normally like you know there's rollover go on with it but it shows like his hand holding his robe and it's just covered in jizz and she's like why do we have to show that and it's like he like squeezes the robe and it just like squirts out and it's like i don't think i've ever seen a movie where they showed jizz on like clothes hold on a second so just how you describe this did he come on the robe yeah yeah and then he just wrings the shit out like a wash

cloth or something like what sort of i don't know it's like it doesn't show much she's on top of them but they're like half closed because it's like medieval times and then it like she like leaves and then it shows like his hand like holding whatever and it's like cloth but then he squeezes it and you can obviously there's just jizz everywhere it's like this brought nothing to the movie i don't know what the director wanted to do which is like we really got that get that jizz scene into here man oscar worthy i think how crusty that room was yeah so uh one just staying out of whatever for the weekend because it was strange one just staying out of whatever is the ranking for your weekend man coming in hot with a beautiful rating thank you thank you for that super super well thought

out scale gritty how was the weekend yo the weekend was good it was a ripe 108 here in texas uh so sauce and i blew up an inflatable pool best 25 we ever spent um and then i just harassed uh preston via text all weekend and i was so peeved that he wasn't texting me back i was sending him some fire content come to find out obviously you know we all know what happened the dumb idiot got his phone stolen uh but i give my i'll rate my weekend uh two two big breasts out of uh four i it's i know why she's saying it it's a funny rating it's a good rating um yeah so i need some elaboration you know i just i i send uh rooks you know boob pics on the reg no nothing to be concerned about brian yeah don't don't worry okay yeah yeah yeah sam's cool with it it's fine yeah no problem um but so um yeah so your boy as as amanda just spoiled for everybody um your boy we all knew

last weekend went to lollapalooza great time um delta variant my boy um but yeah okay my phone getting stolen was the most ridiculous thing we were at set. I'm using my phone when we leave the set. We go to another one. I, there was, I know I used my phone during the set. I know I took it out at some point and checked it. And then that was like 30 minutes before we left the set. We leave. I check my pockets.

It's not there. And I have, I have plenty of people that track my location. Like throughout my time, I've just given multiple people my location. So I told, I called multiple people. I called Hickey man. Cause I know I share my location with Hickey. I told Hickey, I was like, yo, can you please like call my number and see if anyone picks up? The reason why I know it was stolen and not like i dropped it or something is because like 20 minutes after it happened it was off and every like everything was turned off and everything i would i don't ever try i've never

turned my phone off in my life ever um well well okay i've turned my phone off before yes but in recent with my recent iphone i have not turned my phone off like at all um yeah and yeah real real bummer and i am i am pretty i was pretty down in the dumps had to miss chami and elenium hurt my fucking soul man hurt my soul but i the vibes after that happened were very loud the vibes were man i hate chicago like no i did not cry in a porta potty i was like chicago sucks man but um but over but next day went into verizon at 10 in the morning when they opened got the new phone they're gonna ship it they shipped it uh to zach's place friday night and then you know we went to the festival the next three days and it was great and i had an awesome time saw some amazing artistes out there post malone post malone

literally made like i went through something during post malone like it was like it was like i was like i was in the um i was like in the circle someone passed me the pipe and i was just seeing shit in the fire like i was i went through something during his set it was fan fucking tastic how far away from the stage were you for like those big acts because i feel like there's always like photos of lollapalooza and it's like tens of thousands of people and it's's like, I feel like you can't see anything. There was apparently there was around 180,000 people that were at Megan, the stallion set alone, which I did. We did not go to. But Post Malone was Post Malone.

We really like we could see like we went to Marshmallow at one of the nights and you there was just no business even trying to push up so we stayed all the way back marshmallow was the size of like my fingernail like marshmallow was tiny um but post post malone we had a pretty decent view obviously like well you're not going to push to the front for that set it's just yeah there's no point unless you're a high schooler like you're not going to push the front and high schoolers listening i apologize but some some of you at music festivals are kind of the worst and you know i just i just um please don't go to festivals anymore um but um but yeah it was it was a really good time la la blues was great i'm not gonna get into every like fucking set um i'm gonna give it i'm gonna give it

one stolen phone into one post malone that's my rating for the weekend because it perfectly highlights you know i had one lost phone vibes were down bad and that post malone just just got me going tickle my balls a little bit, woke me up, and then the vibes were there. We writing haikus now for each weekend? Like, what's going on? Why are you rhyming over here? I don't know.

It came to me. I just had to say it. Burn, shut the fuck up. Your rating for your weekend was one jizz robe out of whatever. I don't want to hear it about my ratings okay best ratings for the weekends of any episode so far let's say that right now very creative but it was great oh good i survived had a great time big time, bitch. So, is it time? Is it time?

We don't have any callers this week, right? We do not have any callers. Unfortunately, there's a description of every episode. Call in. Put it in there. Say whatever you want. Apparently, this week, no one wanted to because you're all shy and stupid. Maybe you'll be able to hate on all our adam sandler picks this week for next week

i would assume so yeah and you know i'm i'm such a hot commodity we got a lot of extra viewers listening in this week so i'm sure your ratings are gonna just skyrocket so you know you might need um a call center next week why do why do you think we went back and forth with your team for months now you know we've been we've been we need this cloud amanda we need it okay let's go baby all right it's time for some hot seat bry guy's good oh my god this shit scares me oh my god turn it down it's so fucking loud i'm nervous i'm sweating well it's really not that loud it's super loud on my end it is super fucking loud on my end i'll i guess all right whatever bra guy so you'll start it off easy what's your favorite digimon what the fuck is a digimon okay what's your favorite pokemon uh squirtle okay that's a good one why would you lead with a digimon instead of pokemon digimon's better before the podcast bra, I was talking shit because he was saying

I always hate on his questions. You know why? Because you just led with Digimon instead of Pokemon, man. Digimon's better. Oh my goodness. Okay. Amanda, yeah, Burn said we're gonna start it out easy. I'm gonna give you another easy one. What's it

like carrying another life inside of your body? It's wild, man. It's really something, you know. I pee hot every five minutes and I officially have a watermelon strapped to my stomach, so let's go. Got that obese BMI.

It's okay. It's good. We'll come back. We'll bounce back from it, but looking forward to it. But it's bulking season, so it doesn't matter. It's good. We'll come back. We'll bounce back from it. But looking forward to it. But it's bulking season, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, exactly. So, Amanda, you mentioned peeing. My question is, have you peed yourself this pregnancy? Oh, my goodness.

Come on, man. Honestly, like, if I did, would I admit it? No. I don't know. You're pretty open with things. Come on, man. Honestly, like, if I did, would I admit it? No. I don't know. You're pretty open with things. No, I don't. I don't think I've peed myself yet.

It's still early. You know, anything could happen. I'll report back. Yeah. Leave the door open. Yeah. Tease the viewers with it. We'll talk about it next week. God.

All right, Amanda. Fuck, marry, kill. Beer, wine, liquor. Oh, okay. Fuck, liquor, marry, beer, kill, wine. One too many bad wine hangovers.

That was with some conviction too. I respect it. Okay. No more easy ones there are waves of kids 10 year olds specifically coming at you 10 at a time once you kill the last one another wave comes at you how many waves of kids can you go through without dying um as a longtime viewer i knew this question was coming. I thought a lot about it. I'd like to say that I could kill one wave, but we all know I'm pretty soft. So we're going zero waves.

They're manipulating me. You know, I'm out. I'm down for the count. I respect that. Honest answer. Honest answer. Also, if I killed one kid, I'm about to have a kid.

So, I mean, it feels kind of like a dicey situation. Maybe I shouldn't admit that out loud. What if you, like, save the baby for that situation, pop him out, then it's a 2-1-10 kind of situation. You get a little backup. I think I'm going to have to ride the bench on this one. Okay, alright. That's fine.

A 2-1-ten situation. Buy one, get one deal. Yeah, or you know, like, kind of like, grab him by the legs, use it as a weapon. Oh god. I feel like that would be super counterintuitive. Like, a newborn baby as a weapon, I feel like, isn't it just mush? There's bones in there, they're a little soft, but like, they won't see it coming. Surprise factor.

It's in the art of war. Read the book. Oh my goodness. Alright, I got like a, it's kind of like a two-parter. But, um. Been to plenty of tailgates with Granny here. Amanda, what's your favorite tailgating food and favorite tailgating drinking game okay um favorite tailgating drinking game hands down

flip cup i'm a beast at it it's like the only talent i have in my life um so i'm gonna ride that i can attest to that she's she's very good at flip cup. Oh yeah. You know I played it pregnant with water. Still crushed it. No mercy. Not a girl. Favorite tailgate food. I don't even know if I've ever eaten at a tailgate because I'm always just hammered and falling over the place. But

if I had to choose one it'd probably be buff chick dip. That's a classic. Basic white girl answer. i expected more of you okay amanda on an average day how many pigeons do you think you could reasonably carry jesus christ um having the experience of living in New York City I'm going to guess I could be pretty skilled at A. Communicating with the pigeons So I'm going to go with

a solid 6 I think we could get 6 pretty stable How far am I carrying them? Where are we going? I don't know, just around town Is she like scarecrowing them or is she trying to catch the pigeons and then like hold on to them altogether? It's up to you.

Dealer's choice? I think I'm one with the pigeons. So, you know, we got at least six. One with the pigeons, pigeon with me. One with the pigeons, pigeon with me. I have had a pigeon land on my head before. So maybe I have a calling. I knew there was a reason I asked this question.

Like the lady in Home Alone. Yeah. Oh, the worst character in Home Alone 2? Well, hey. I've got a shot on my pigeon before. Shit, it sucks. Sorry. Just random blurb.

Well, good job, Amanda. You passed the hot seat. Let's go. You survived. You were quick with the answers. There was definitely some thought that went into those beforehand, and I appreciate that. That's why I was excited for Amanda.

Yeah. I had no idea what was coming except for the ten waves of ten kids. It's classic. How many fucking pigeons can you carry did you find that somewhere or is that just on an average day how many pigeons do you think could reasonably carry what's your answer yo if i have to wrangle these pigeons and put them in my arms as my little, like, babies, I'll catch a zero, man. Pigeons don't, like, pigeons don't fuck with people. Yeah, if I have bread, they'll come close to me, but they're not going to, like, they're not going to hop into my hands. I mean, you could lure them with some bread and then just, like, snag them by the neck.

I feel like they're pretty weak. Once you get a hold on them, you're good. So Rux is carrying around dead pigeons now yeah okay now if it's dead pigeons now now we're talking my language um no i i genuinely i i i think zero i don't think i could actually wrangle in any pigeons and then number also i really just don't enjoy birds i know like it's kind of random but to me they to me they provide nothing all they do is yell and bother me like they're just waddling around in the street being like thirsty as hell for trash or they're just screaming in the morning so they don't really do it for me i probably i probably wouldn't want to pick up many anyway

fair enough what's your answer burn um all right so i'm gonna say we have to keep them alive but you can kind of wrangle them and i don't think in my head i'm like all right tie some like rope some straw not straw twine that's the word around like their foot you kind of hold them in their place they don't have to use your hands in each of them right cool tie them all together then it's kind of like a bandolier of pigeons um then i'm thinking like 10 on the front of you 10 on the back that's one bandolier you can get at least like four or five of those so i think i hit 100 actually there are a lot of string and a lot of bread. What the fuck is a bandolier? They're pretty light, so it's not going to weigh me down.

You know, like, ammo, and that's, like, across, like, their shoulder. It's like a sash. Yes. Oh, yeah. All of Rambo's, like, t-shirts in the movie is just, like, they're just bandoliers. That's all it is. It's just bullets and that shit. Perfect Halloween costume for you, Brian.

With your Guy Fieri pubes. You better do a comment that i forgot about that i hate i hate that that's a thing what a callback i hate that that was said on this fucking podcast i love that you listen so much to be able to remember that yeah i could be guy fieri on the bottom rambo on top double costume yo but pigeon rambo oh people will totally get that you know you just yeah you got birds just flapping off your body you know um i'm calling it now that's the night burn meets his wife that's true if you gotta if you got a chick that's down for that stuff and it's just like man i like this guy you're in there she's officially

the coolest person that's ever existed also kind of concerning but like cool as well yes no i don't want someone who's cool with that i want them to be like stay away from me like that's the right response i so that's not when i meet my wife that's when i meet some crazy person who's way too into me that i need to get a restraining order from in like a month or two realistically you walk into any halloween event with pigeons strapped to your body everyone's gonna want to stay away from you not one also i would everyone everyone in there is gonna be your future wife then essentially because they're all gonna be like stay the fuck away from me you psycho good it's a good litmus test do you think if i strap how many pigeons do i have to strap to myself to where they could like pick me up

yeah but like the pigeon version but a really fucked up version of it 600 it's the the late 600 it's that's a there's a lady from home alone too but you animate her and then put it up. Yeah? You're not selling me on that. I need more context. I need side characters. So do the birds. Yeah, but their feet are tight.

And pigeons... You don't fly with your feet. Fly with your wings. But you're still... What she's saying is you're going to be weighing the pigeons down. You know how much force it would take for these smallest pigeons how much do you weigh 190 yeah pick up your 190 pound ass it's gonna take a lot of pigeons but like they can fly their own weight so like how much do you think a pigeon weighs let's i'm just i'm just gonna google this really quick yeah i'd say probably two pounds so an adult pigeon weighs 8.4 to 13 ounces that's it man this looks like that's like a man was saying earlier that's a new york pigeon that's a pigeon that gets

access to trash and other shit but so okay a pigeon weighs can is weighs like 13 ounces so you would assume it can at least carry itself plus like another 13 ounces which is pretty much a pound 16 ounces in a pound right so i would need 190 pigeons that's way less than 600 just pointing it out i think 200 pigeons i'm golden we'll talk we'll talk more when cory's back on he's our expert in bird law and he would that's true i'm sorry yeah when cory bookmark this part when you expert in bird law and he would that's true i'm sorry yeah when cory bookmark this part when you were first talking about it i was just picturing like uh like uh you remember at penn state the kids on the line situation i was picturing you just walking

with a huge ass leash of just all these pigeons just fighting for their life i was like can you imagine anything more psychotic that's that's a horror movie plot right there. Is a guy walking on the street with all these tortured pigeons just on a rope? I mean, if I had 190 of them, yeah, some of them would have to be like tortured. If I only like six of them, I feel like I'll be like buddies with them. It'd be like, that's Steve. That's Frank. That's Randy.

He gets in trouble all the time. Stay away from him. But like Charles over there, he's real cool. He got your back your back have you seen there's this video of this like homeless guy don't know what town or city or anything but he has like three pet rats and they like do tricks and stuff oh it's wild but like picture that but with 190 pigeons oh that's dude that's that is my literal nightmare it's someone who does not enjoy birds that is my nightmare that's my origin story to become like a batman villain you got penguin riddler pigeon in the pigeon yeah you would it would just be the pigeon but you have an army of

pigeons i think you lose i don't think you get very far with that. Batman's afraid of bats. I'm sure he's afraid of pigeons as well. Do you know how Batman beats you in this fight? Batman throws his Batarang at your twine, and it rips and all your birds are gone. That's the end of the fight. No, no, no. Me and Charles are cool. Remember, he is in my back.

These pigeons are the ones that I train to do tricks, so they're not on twine anymore. But how he does beat me, batarang made out of bread and just starts chucking them everywhere and then all my birds just like abandon me or just actual bread slices i bet batman who constantly throws batarangs could yeet some wonder bread i bet that guy could throw him at least 50 yards you're done you're so done it's over how far do you how far do you think batman could throw a slice of bread are you googling this is this is this a google search right now because i i don't think you're gonna get very many results i i just have a hunch if you guys keep talking i will google it and i'll show you the first result and it's gonna be great i i i really could i really

don't want you to figure this out um all right i think are we ready to get into a little bit of draft day yes so oh how far can batman throw a batarang 15 feet that's not very far no are you kidding me i've seen him in the movie throw a bat ring in impossible directions. 15 feet? Are you joking me? Google's a farce. Everyone knows they're a bad company. All the results are made up.

It's fine. Also, your bread is lighter, so your bread's not going to go as far. You have to put some more force in that. Toast. That's how they get you i hate my brain i hate my brain because now all i see is with this army of pigeons and on the other side i see batman with a fucking bat toaster like it's not an actual regular toaster guys it's hold on hold on hold on it's a little black oh he probably has a toaster. Hold on, hold on, hold on. It's a little black. He probably has a toaster with a Batman logo or something.

But I'm picturing a really cool military-looking toaster with the bat symbol on it, and he's just whipping toast at all these pigeons. Flying about. He has a Batman toaster. For the viewers, the Brad guy just brought in a toaster that has the bat symbol on the side of it. And he wonders why he's single. I'm sorry.

Big red flag. I walk into any man's apartment. I see a Batman toaster. I'm not saying this guy fucks. I'm saying I think I got to get out of here. You're saying this guy could probably throw a slice of bread about 100 yards. You better watch out. This guy's flame with some toast.

In my defense, Jeremy Miner bought me that toaster. So thank you, Jeremy. It's a great gift. Sorry they're trashing your gift-giving skills. Please call in and yell at them. Hey, Jeremy. I just got one thing to say to you, buddy fuck you all right let's move on um so it's time time for a little draft day um you know since i'm since i always go third i'm or i always go last i'm just gonna default to third

in this draft i'll speak of you there's we're just gonna give amanda first then there's no reason to randomize it i'm gonna be last every time if zach was here making the order he would keep randomizing it until i get last i know he does that it's fine but so we are gonna draft adam sandler movies it has to be he had to act in it right like not produce like nothing but he has to be an actor in it yeah i was looking through the list and it was like a lot of them he like produced like that's stupid and like paul port mall i was like i don't remember adam sandler in that i know there's a lot of movies i was like i didn't remember using that but every single movie with kevin james or

uh all his other buddies yeah produced pretty much everything the usual suspects but yeah we were gonna tier list them but i was looking at the list and there's literally like 25 good adam sandler movies so that's way too many to go through on a tier list so we're drafting so we're gonna draft them up amanda but i'm i think you're up and we're gonna do six total picks and you can do a special mention at the end if someone gets stuffed yep perfect good on the rules big excited for this um all right don't screw it up the first pick easy first pick everyone's gonna hate it not a viewer favorite but your girl grinny's favorite i gotta go with the classic wedding singer favorite movie favorite movie i'm trying to have a wedding singer themed

wedding someday so come in your puffiest 80s sleeves and let's get down to it. The only good part about that movie is he sings about just like wanting to kill himself, right? Yes. If I remember that. Yeah. Which reminds me of the Forgetting Sarah Marshall where it's like the vampire and he's like also singing about like wanting to die. I feel like it's a very similar scene in both of those. I don't know how you can hate the wedding singer. It's iconic.

You got Drew Barrymore. There's your reason number one. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. I don't know what it is about Drew Barrymore. I've just never been sold. I've never thought she was that great of an actress. And she was in all of these movies that we watched growing up.

Even when I was a child, like watching Charlie's Angels in like second or third grade, I was just like, I don't know. I don't know about her. I don't know why. I am. And she's in a lot of his movies too. And I really, she has like some weird accent too. And like, she's not a fan.

I'm not a fan. Don't worry, my girl, Drew, I got your back. Yeah. She's a viewer. I already worry, my girl Drew. I got your back. Yeah, she's fresh. She's a viewer. I already know. Hey, first overall. That means something around here.

All right. With the real actual first overall pick, and that I'm saying on the draft, we're going happy Gilmore. Come on. It's a classic. It's the funniest. Do you think how many quotes have come out of that

he literally punches bob barker in the face like for a good five to ten minutes him yelling at the clown at putt-putt is just ridiculous shooter mcgavin just freaking out in like every quote of them on the golf course just like insulting each other isn't it absolutely incredible his golf coach like losing his hand to the crocodile and then he like sees them all and has peterson there's so every scene in that's so good like just off the walls nuts he it just makes no sense to you put that movie out right now everyone would think it was just the weirdest thing in the world but for some reason it was just like a blockbuster hit back then so it's a classic it was great that weirdest thing in the world. But for some reason, it was just like a blockbuster hit back then.

It's a classic. It was great. That's the right first pick. It's like a perfect – it like toes the line very well of him being too over the top and him being like hilarious. It's great. Yeah. That's a good pick. But now it's time for number three overall.

Your boy. So one of my favorite things is having jerseys of fictional sports players so day two at Lollapalooza well first off day one shout out Chris Acopitellios guess I was here last time she got me a boobie miles jersey from Friday Night Lights rocked that day one I was like I was pretty I was a little intoxicated the first day all these people are just throwing friday night light quotes at me and i'm just like looking at people and it's like what are you talking about like i had no clue what they were talking about and then i would look down and be like oh yeah sorry my bad um and then zach would start going

the boobie never does nothing but play football. And he would start doing that. And nobody knew what he was talking about. So like, yeah, he did it multiple times and nobody knew what the reference was. And so it was just, anytime it happened, it was just such a weird like construct and conversation. It was great.

He from Midland. He from Midland. But so day two, your boy wore a bobby boucher jersey from the water boy that's my number that's the number three overall pick big football sports guy the the water boy is just it is chef's kiss. Fantastic. Like you said, quotability. Great. Really funny football action. Just so many little tiny nuances that are just fantastic.

Medulla. Yeah. Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders getting lit up. Fantastic. I'm definitely a soul, but it's cool. Well,

I think every time I start losing in any sports i say oh no we suck again so yeah rob schneider thank you for the quote the amount of times that gif has been sent in our college group chat when penn state loses to somebody they're not supposed to which you know it kind of happens a little bit except for 2021, baby. Yeah, except for this year, baby. Sean Clifford Heisman. We got a bet on that. Oh yeah, whose dick is getting sucked if Sean Clifford gets the Heisman? I'll put it on air right now.

Corey, if Sean Clifford wins the Heisman, I'll suck your dick. That was actually different soundbites from me cut up and put together by Brian to slander me. You know i'm a whiz at this yeah but happy gilmore or not happy gilmore water boy whoa don't steal my pick sorry water boy fantastic one of my favorites growing up and i think that was out of the like i do um happy gilmore water boy and the next the next one i'm gonna pick those three are my the big

three water boy was the first one i watched growing up and it just it's always gonna hold a special place in my heart also i feel like that was the first one i saw also jersey got me hit on by this guy at uh lollapalooza at lalapalooza this guy turns around and looks at me and he goes hey man like orange orange looks really good on you it's your color like it really brings out your eyes and i was just in my head i don't think orange has been any person's color in the history of the world i don't think that's ever happened once but i appreciate it and i told zach i was like that's the coolest thing and that's like the nicest compliment anybody's ever given me telling me orange is my color are

you joking um but then later on in the set later on the set they were passing out water like five rows in front and he was up there at that point i guess like we had lost him in the crowd or something because i was actively looking for him, obviously for more compliments. But he, during the set, he, he just like starts pushing back towards us and I see him and I'm like, what's he going to say?

And he has water that he's bringing back for me. And he goes, here you go. He goes, here you go, sweetie, enhance me the water. So that was cool.

He was your water boy. Full circle. Full circle. Full circle, baby. Were you wearing your subway hat? I need to know. No, I did not wear the subway hat. You did? I did not, unfortunately. I had it in my bag.

That got stolen. No. I had it in my bag, and it was in a really weird position. And when I put it on it was just fitting my head really funky so i didn't want to wear it oh lord it was just it was just not rocking um but okay so that's round one finished got back to back round two you already know what i'm going with billy madison absolute classic veron Vaughn, so hot. Want to touch the heart.

Like, no, just, but the movie itself, hilarious. The entire premise of it, ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. If you watch it now, I mean, it still holds up. The plot, though. For sure. There's just, I don't know how this makes any sense i i don't know how this translates to anything who wrote this movie i don't know how you getting

you getting a high school education accelerate like super accelerated what does he does he have a week per grade and then yeah and then he's done and he gets to run an entire corporation a multi-million dollar corporation i have given him crap for his like newer movies making no sense it's been the same way all the way through they're just less funny it's been the same yeah but they used to be funnier and then also like back in the i think back in the day he did a way better job of towing the line. Like I said earlier, towing the line between the super over-the-top Adam Sandler stuff and then actually funny things. He probably just tried more, too, because at this point, he doesn't need to do anything.

He's one of the funniest people in history. His name's going to sell, exactly. Absolutely. But Billy Madison's my second pick absolute absolute banger of a movie freaking penguin man the penguin jogging around to start the movie him being wasted and also him being that wasted all the time that dude would definitely have liver disease at that point like how he acts when he's walking around he sees a fucking penguin running around that's how drunk he is he would and that's it that's in the morning it's like

how he starts his day this guy would have liver disease but there's probably some extracurricular uh other drugs involved in that oh absolutely i would hope so they just couldn't show in a pg-13 movie there's no way that's pg-13 i think it is it definitely is i think it is what about it's r he doesn't like i think r is like f-bombs and nudity and there's not true yeah that's true doesn't he like get googly-eyed though over her boobs yeah but like i think he just does the thing where he makes out with her um her picture and it's acting like there's real boobs there and there aren't we do see christian 13 we do see chris farley's boobs so that was cool too yeah but hey huge those are some straight heaters out of the gate i know you

got lucky that wedding singer went first so some good things have pushed your way. Some BS. Let's go, baby. I knew you were going to pick Wedding Singer based on your text earlier this week, and I wanted third pick, but apparently Rooks just decides where he wants to go. All right. So I feel like those are the easy top threes.

I don't know. Wedding Singer, whatever. So from here, I really don't know where you guys are going to pick, so I don't know strategy-wise what to go with oh yeah it's gonna be real interesting from now on for sure my next one in my mind's like the saddest one he's put out i'm going with click if you got that movie oh i was like i think it came out in like 2005 or something so i was in like fifth grade but like man i did not see it coming i think i'll look right now i think it was middle school okay 2006 i've only cried at one movie what is it

was friday night lights because we watched it on the friday of my last football game in high school and i was in class and i shed one tear and i was like i've never cried at a movie but this is good let's go i i will it's all too real i will admit click is the second movie i ever i ever cried during it is a tearjerker man it's like you because you all his movies like the plot does seem pretty thin and it's usually not that emotional or like well done it's kind of like funny and there's maybe some like romantic subplot i think this is his best one that really like hits the dramatic side of things because it's really funny at first and then just really starts to take a turn as it's going it gets so depressing yeah well i was like

so it came out 2006 so we were sixth graders probably going into sixth grade i remember i i watched it with my family my mom cries during every movie and i always make fun of her and i was sitting next to her and the last scene started or the um the scenes when the rain and stuff yeah where he's like coming back to try to save his dad or he's dying yeah it's like he's now

dying and his kid runs up to him and all that like I'm sitting there holding this triple like double double cheeked up sprite that movie theaters give for some reason and I'm sitting there just sipping it with tears just running down my face and i'm turning my head to the side so my mom doesn't see me crying and then i like wipe my eyes and turn and my mom looks at me and she's like are you okay

it was like yeah this movie's just great and i was just like sitting there just looking down at my sprite and side-eyeing the movie but yeah definitely definitely takes it takes a turn it's so good but also i appreciate any movie where like the kind of like theme is like you know like enjoy life while it happens don't like rush through things so that's kind of like the big like plot point of it so big fan it's a good one that was sweet you got back-to-back picks. Don't screw it up by picking Wedding Singer three times in a row. Back-to-back. Number two is easy. Big Daddy All the Way, the goddamn Jets.

It's a good one. I used to watch this movie every weekend. Favorite movie in the entire world. School busties. Spot six-year-old Grinny trying to spit up the ketchup and suck it back in real cute um just an absolute heater of a movie you got young leslie man oh yeah i forgot that she's in that yeah she's the the hooters oh she's a wife oh yeah that's so weird oh is that like one of her first like movies i think so i mean she looks

great in it has to be because that was forever ago but that's wild that was a great movie i didn't know if that was one you guys have seen a lot because i knew we watched that one a bunch back in the day but like no one else ever talked about that one. It was always Billy Madison, Waterboy, and everything like that. That's just not one that gets brought up when you talk about M. Sandler as much, is all I'm saying. Leslie Mann's first three movies on her Wikipedia is

The Cable Guy, George of the Jungle, and then Big Daddy. And then Knocked Up was in 2007, where Big Daddy was 1999. It was one of her first movies movies and then there's a big gap between that and like her next big one no big daddy's a good one that is a classic yeah and it wasn't like it's not talked about as much as the i call them the big three but it was definitely a heater that's a good choice no it was also like big three to me right right after those other

three came out that one came out too so it was like kind of on the back end of him yeah having all those did it go happy gilmore billy madison and then big daddy or you know like one of those two um billy madison happy gilmore then water boy and then big daddy oh man he just came out the gate hot dude that those four movies in a row is a lot. Also, the little kid is one of the Sprouse twins. Yeah. From Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Yes.

Yeah. I wiped my own ass. Also a tearjerker, you gotta admit. Yeah, there were definitely some feels in it too, yeah. Yeah. Alright, Amanda, what's your second pick third pick sorry third pick take off round three you know i had water boy obviously our boy preston swiped that from me um i think i gotta go with i think i gotta go with mr deets oh it's another good one yeah

yeah i mean when you think about adam sandler that's like top five right there yeah it's a good one i i like mr deeds it's a good i hate the girl in it yeah is it winona rider yes she i don't like her face oh she bothers me so much and in that movie she just sucks because she's like the sort of the villain but also the romantic interest and it makes no sense i don't know whether to like root for her or hate her but i just i ended up hating her she's brutal have you guys ever heard of the crucible it's like a play it's like a play uh yeah yeah we want we watched it in in like high school and she's the worst person in it and ever since then when i see her i'm just not happy like i'm just frowning i don't care what her role is i'm just not happy about it mr deeds should have let her drown in

that frozen river corner right now absolutely change the ending director cut now that's a movie i want to watch yeah exactly if that movie was just her her drowning right there just yeah no number one overall pick baby he just like walks away like starts skipping credits roll it's like what a twist without oh man i want him to do just like an extremely dark movie i want him to be in like just a pure horror film. That would be awesome. Saw, but he's just Jigsaw. With his egg head? Dude, what was the...

There's some comedic actor that did a bunch of horror stuff, and it did so well. Oh, like Keegan... Not Keegan Michael Key, but Jordan Peele. He didn't act, though. He produced them there's an actor who was in a horror movie that I can't think of

at the moment Chris Rock was just in one of the Saw movies that's true but he wasn't the villain yeah but like just not being able to like you always picture them as like the funny character and then seeing them like completely opposite

they can still nail it I'm calling for give me his number i'm calling up adam we're gonna go play some basketball can you place pickup on the weekends i'm gonna look horrible and then he's gonna like break my ankles take me to the hospital and as a so i don't sue him i'll be like be in my movie we're gonna make a horror a horror film. It's going to work out. For the viewers, Brian is the most athletic person on this podcast. I've rolled my ankle three weeks

in a row playing soccer, so it's not going great. Definitely buying an ankle brace for next week. If you ever want to watch something hilarious, pass Byrne a basketball and watch him shoot a basketball. It is one of the greatest things you will ever see in your life.

I honestly think I've shot a basketball less than 100 times in my life. It's so crazy. I've played pickup with rooks once. I played pickup in high school with a PE class on the football team once. And then I played in a 3-on-3 tournament in in fifth grade that's the only times I've ever played basketball but when you were like a kid you definitely shot around randomly and stuff and like we had a basketball hoop but like in PE I wouldn't try because like I would rather just like literally do anything else and we had a hoop at home but like none of us none of my brothers or sister played basketball

so it was like you kind of just like throw her the backboard and then get bored. It wasn't like any of us. Yeah, but it wasn't that many times. It's disappointing because you look so athletic. It's kind of a letdown. Look, I mean, if you ask me if I'm athletic, I will always say no. And then people are always like, what do you mean? And then they see me try to run and they're like oh okay I got it there's when we

played soccer freshman year we were so we started an IM team freshman year because a couple of kids on our floor actually played soccer so we're like yeah we could do it let's run around we'll be in like the really low league in college where like it's just all the fat kids that don't know how to play and then very first week we ended up going against a team called oman and we're like oh that's a weird name we end up looking it up after the game it's just a country where they're from and so we're assuming they didn't know what the leagues were because as soon as the game starts they run down the line cross it in the dude bike kicks it and it hits the post and goes off and we're all just like this is gonna be the worst we lost we lost what nine to zero it could have been double digits i don't even know like they honestly put like six or seven in the first half and they're like oh let's just like the second half they were just constantly doing back heels

and all this crazy stuff trying to score so it was so bad and that was like our first game and then after that they're like everyone on martin was like oh yeah i see that you're unathletic now i didn't believe it at first but i got it i was like what i'll say is i don't consider you unathletic you're not unathletic you're just on court uncoordinated that's all fair i'll take that all right third round pick so far i've happy gilmore and i've click there's two on my list that i really want to pick between one of them the lead character that was drew barrymore and i really don't like her so i don't want to pick it so i'm gonna push that one so rooks you can get that i don't the other one you don't want it oh i'm going to pick it in the fourth

round other one great quote was fraba we're going to anger management that one angry adam sandler just the way he yells i tried to get a clip for it for this but like there's just they're too loud and there's too many of them but it's just just iconic, which is strange. I don't know. The way he is. He's such a weird accent and yells all the time. And that's what he's known for. And the movie's just about him being angry and yelling all the time. So it's perfect.

And then Jack Nicholson's in it for some reason. Just being the biggest creep in the world. Such a good movie. I don't think I've seen that. Really? Yeah. I'm disappointed. i haven't seen it in a very very long time um but yeah i will say there is something there's something about the

way adam sandler yells that's just funny and i can't place it but it's just funny and i think that's part of the problem with his later movies is he thought he could just keep doing it and eventually you know we get the movie grown-ups um so it came out in 2003 um it's one you know where the quote usraba do you not hear people say that randomly back in the day i don't remember that just me oh okay apparently i'm the only one who watched that movie a lot it's great amanda put on the list honestly i'll put it on the list every time i think of him angry yelling i just think of him saying you blew it sometimes sometimes i'll just walk around the house and like yell that at sam when he does things wrong so good um back to back this is round three in the start of four correct

yeah so we're gonna go six rounds all right first one i'm gonna lock up i'm gonna go another football movie your boy's a big football guy i'm going with the longest yard and i know it's a remake and i know you know there's there's some cringy parts of it, and there's definitely some parts of it that do not hold up very well. So if you decide to go watch the movie because of this and there are things that offend you, I apologize. It's not my movie.

But at the time, I thought it was a good, funny movie. Actually, really, really good football action in it. Yeah. Better than Waterboy. It was more of an actual football movie. They have a lot of people that play football. They have Terry Crews, Michael Irvin. There's Bill Romanoski.

They have a lot of... The amount of clout that movie has. Nelly, Chris Rock. The whole cast is crazy. I forgot who Captain Knauer's actor is is i forget that dude's name all the time but um but yeah that movie i watched that movie so many times um did you guys ever have a car with a dvd player in it yeah in my parents car there's a dvd player and i had dodgeball in there for maybe maybe five years and eventually i was i decided okay maybe i should stop watching dodgeball every time we drive somewhere that's more than an hour um and the next choice i put in was longest yard

i watched the longest yard many, many times. Great movie. Great football action. I'm locking that up right there. It's a solid one. It's a good one. Have you seen the original? No. It doesn't hold up.

The second is definitely better. Usually the remake's not as good, but the original was like Burt Reynolds and it was in the 70s. It doesn't hold up. It's too old. definitely better usually the remake's not as good but like the original was like burt reynolds and it was in like the 70s and it's just like yeah it doesn't look it's too yeah i mean honestly this one doesn't really hold up there's a there's a lot of problematic things in this movie this movie does not hold up comedy usually doesn't because how like yeah time just changes yeah jokes aren't as funny as like time goes on because things are less pc or acceptable yeah um okay now so this is start of round four correct i'm gonna correct

i'm gosh i'm conflicted man this this is like the deep cuts oh there's a couple left that are like pretty mainstream but then it's like i'm gonna pick one that's okay this one isn't that ridiculous because this was like kind of um in the same vein as long as you are this came out at a time where all of anything adam sandler did was i thought hilarious so i'm gonna go with you don't mess with the Zohan um a lot of ridiculous quotes in that movie a lot of ridiculous things in that movie again I'll say a lot of it probably doesn't hold up and I'm sure I'm forgetting a lot of details but there's probably a lot of problematic things in that movie so if you go watch it i'm so sorry um but just we used to just joke around and

laugh so much about his his dick is the center focus of so many different parts in that movie where he's just whipping it around he's giving chicks haircuts and just thrusting and it's again this sounds terrible and this is definitely assault and not okay but it was just the most ridiculous movie we've like we watched at the time um it has a 37 on rotten tomatoes for a reason i was i was looking at some a list earlier that has all the Rotten Tomatoes percentages, though. I think it was Waterboy. Waterboy has like a 19% on Rotten Tomatoes. And then this movie has a 38%.

And I was pissed. I was so upset. The critique on Waterboy that I read on this website was appalling. And whoever wrote it, we're having a boxing match scheduled next week i'll see you there um but yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna go with you don't mess with the zohan you know i'm fourth rounder you know there it's not it's not a top three pick for a reason no one's mentioned it for a reason but at the time as as a middle schooler, penises were still, and I guess they're still kind of funny,

but yeah, a little problematic now, but I'm going to go with it. Between the wedding singer and that pick, those are the two worst picks so far. By a mile. I did not think anyone was going to touch Zohan. Because of how much people hated it. We picked all the heaters

man i'm looking at the list now well there's i won't spoil it keep going if someone if someone a couple if someone picks it i'll i'll say that's what i was talking about i'm gonna give it to amanda because i don't want to pick it because of the reasons i already stated so i hope she picks it if she doesn't it comes back around to me i'll pick it because whatever though oh there's another one i'm talking about as well but keep going there's a couple so the last one on my list that i want to pick that is like actually well known i have a couple deep cuts that i actually do like but i'm gonna go with grown-ups it came out way later than all his like good ones back in the day this is like his only other more recent movie that was like decent grumps two sucks

yeah grown-ups one is it's all right i'm in the fourth round for a reason if anybody picks the movie grown-ups two during this draft i'm gonna have problems because it is one of grown-ups two is genuinely one of the worst movies i've ever watched yeah and not in a funny way at all like it's one of the worst movies i've ever watched well because grown-ups one's plot is just like they're friends and they're old and they go to like a water park so like how you do a sequel to that and like kind of progress the plot you can't so they really forced that one but grown-ups won by itself without mentioning the sequel solid i needed one more mainstream funny one even even though i've seen i've good compared to zohan and that level of movies i will watch

grown-ups way more than i'll watch zohan i I don't want to see Adam Taylor swinging his dick around for like an hour and a half. I'd rather watch him drink a beer and like make some okay jokes. That's, that's fair. Fair. But okay. Grownups is really, but if you,

some of the punchlines and jokes and grownups are just the cheesiest. It's, it's really, in both grownupsups it's really really really really abysmal writing it is very very sad to listen to but hey it's it's your pick it's pretty wholesome wholesome movie yeah i had to bring it back up because we had click where it makes you really sad anger management where he's just angry i had to get a just a happy feel good balance out my my team they can't fight each other all right man close up the fourth round then you got a fifth round all right fourth round i gotta go with blended i think for being a new

movie it's phenomenal i've actually never seen that one also has drew barrymore in it yeah yeah it has it's classic he like works at dicks and he goes on this random vacation with drew barrymore they go like africa right first yeah yeah for some safari and it's hilarious he has a daughter big sports guy his daughter's name is espen espn iconicS-P-N. Iconic. Yeah. Yeah, that's a new Adam Sandler joke. It's good. His new stuff is... I don't love his new stuff. It's kind of trash compared to his old stuff.

But I got to give it to Blended and Grown Ups. He still got a little bit. Not a lot. Oh my god. Okay. Guess what you think the Rotten Tomatoes is for Blended. Oh god. 69. Let's go brooks three percent uh 15 percent wow dang that's good so low dang so good pick uh well

you know what i'm gonna round it out then. Number five, right? It's still your girl, Grinny? Yep. Still you. I'm going to stick with my Drew Barrymore theme and we'll go 51st Dates. Finally. There we go. That's one. That one slid way too far.

It's good. It's good. It's not my favorite. I've seen it a million times. It's kind of emotional. I'm a strictly comedy girl, but it's good. That movie's really good if it was any other girl

I'd like it a lot more but I really don't like Drew Barrymore who's the chick in Blindside Sandra Bullock between the two of them and Winona Ryder

three most hated white women. Who hates Sandra Bullock? Yeah, why the fuck did Sandra Bullock just catch a stray, dude? What the fuck? She's just very unattractive and gets leads all the time. She's the female you. She's the female you. She's the female me?

Yeah. Did you just insult me? Wow. She's the female you. Dark yeah did you just insult me wow she's the female you dark hair tall beefy this is not beefy this guy burn just said he only likes leads that are hot canceled see ya yeah it's nice knowing you it was fun running that's not a hot take that's not a hot take also i don't know she just reminds me of like a typical like 55 year old like white suburban mom and she plays that role in a lot of movies and i hate it and then she'll like

try to play like the romantic interest i'm supposed to like not imagine her as like a 55 year old white suburban mom and it's like it just doesn't work so i'm out so you're not into cougars we get it no milfs for burn no just not sandra bullock i can't believe sandra bullock just caught a stray man i don't even think she's ever been in an adam sandler movie she just caught a stray yeah sandy b can just like see me in the ring i'll i'll punch her face out yo you guys will open up for uh my fight with um yeah who the fuck did i just call out the rotten tomatoes writer oh yeah that's right wait better yet fuck mary kill sandra bullock drew barrymore winona rider

all right drew barrymore you can oh crap okay i'll marry drew barrymore but i have to duct tape her mouth shut um or get her like a dialect coach and maybe like a wig i don't know and then winona rider uh bang she's she but again also keep the duct tape her mouth shut because i can't deal with it uh sandy b she's getting the she's getting the axe but like in the boxing ring she's gonna million dollar baby it and just like i'm gonna hit her with a stool and kill her that way. Also, viewers, it sounds like Brian has an obsession with duct taping people's mouths, so for my ladies

out there... That's because I don't like their voices. Yeah, whatever you say, Brad Guy. Brad Guy's mom listens to this podcast podcast i actually don't think she does i hope she doesn't i hope not it's probably for the best yeah if you do mom call in that'll be fun i don't think i could ever look at your mom in the face again if she's heard me say the f word

this many times i told you my aunt sort of listened my brother was telling her about it and it was the episode about Disney dad sitting on your face and she didn't understand so that was my aunt though not my mom I still don't want either of them big yikes okay now it's bright guy in the fifth round

right fifth round there's one movie I haven't seen but it's really good so I want to pick it but also's one movie i haven't seen but it's really good so i want to pick it but also don't because i haven't seen it so like no i didn't that was the other one i was talking about because i'm the same boat it's like an award-winning it's like an award-winning movie but i haven't seen it so i feel i feel shit picking it might have needed to do my research before this and like actually watch one of them but like i'm not i'm gonna move on so there are two movies that are like way early in his like career that he's not the main character and i think so there's one though i'm picking airheads he's like the second

or third main character the main character is brendan frazier and then i think the third guy is steve buscemi and they like they hold a radio station hostage to play their their demo tape that's the plot and they have like water guns that they like spray painted black and they like and adam sandler plays like a dumb character which he always does but somehow in this movie he's even dumber it's great it came out like way before let me look up the time that actually came out because i thought it came out before all his big movies because it was like one of his first roles but it's so funny we had that like you're saying in our on vhs probably in the like tape player in our van and we watched that non-stop it came out in 1994 and it says comedy slash musical it's not a musical but adam sandler though i'll show you

guys this picture he's in an mit crop top because he's the drummer for the band and it's just so ridiculous and then brendan fraser looks like the lead singer from like poison like it's such a goofy movie that i've never met anyone who's seen it because it's from 94 i've never seen it it's great deep cut happy it's on my team it's gonna do wonders this season all right so i get oh i get two in a row again okay so here's the last two picks so for round five to close out round five i'm gonna go with that's my boy have you guys ever seen it yeah oh yeah so it's it's it's very much his new trying to be ridiculous with a lot but there are some ridiculously funny scenes and jokes in that movie um have you guys seen Gilmore Girls uh duh yeah what's it what's the name Milo Ventim Ventim Ventim Ventim I don't know how to say his

last name wait did you both watch Gilmore Girls I'm yes i had a sister he hates it i actually unbelievable not that bad gilmore was the absolute worst tv show i've ever seen right next to what's the one from like high school it's about a teenager that gets pregnant it's shailene woodley secret life of the american teenager that tv show doesn't have background music in it if you've ever watched it they talk there's no background noise so it's like she's like yeah i'm pregnant and then it's just dead air it's just oh no and it's like for some reason everyone loved that show it was the worst the worst acting it was so boring it's i there's so much bad tv between having a girlfriend in high school and my sister i was

forced to watch so much garbage but i digress continue sorry no you're good um but his character so in gilmore girls what jesse and gilmore girls like that or like that actor in in that's my boy is unbelievable like he plays this crazy military dude who yeah it's this is one okay and again adam sand the movie um what is it 2012 probably some problematic things in it but some of the jokes in this movie are just ridiculous um and add uh andy sandberg's really good in it as well um yeah he's the main really really enjoy that movie like we went we went to see it um i went to see it with my family and i remember walking to the theater just thinking this is gonna suck because 2012 adam sandler movie i was like this is not gonna be good and we came out and we had been laughing and i was just so confused i was like

was that funny i think that was kind of funny and i i just didn't know how to feel i'm so bad you picked that because i have the list of his movies from wikipedia and for some reason it wasn't on that list or i deleted it because i've seen that movie too and i watched it like not in theater just like by myself it's like i haven't seen this yet was so funny there's some really funny stuff in that movie i would put that like third in this in my draft list on these if i the cat the cast is really good too the cast is really really good like um layton meester's in it there's some really big people on it and just like having adam sandler as like the second guy he can be crazy where like yeah i mean that's yeah that's his role in the movie is he's the crazy exactly um crazy character but yeah he

doesn't need to balance anything so it works yeah well it was i was genuinely surprised that's that's my fifth rounder i think that makes up for my zohan pick a little bit because yeah no it's after i mean i don't know if you could hear it in my voice but in my voice my neck that pick was like I'm gonna go with um don't mess with the Zohan like but um anyway a little bit of a reach to close out my draft I'm picking a very bad movie um a very very bad movie I do not recommend anybody to watch it um just go with it so it's him jennifer aniston and brooklyn is that bad him jennifer aniston and brooklyn decker um it came out in 2011 i i when i watched it in high school i can't tell you one thing about the plot

because i was just staring at girls the entire time i watched it i was just that's the plot they how much they sexualize brooklyn decker in that movie is it's gross problematic as as a growing boy you know as a teenager i was just i was just in shock about to bust yes you're scoring that crusty robe exactly exactly crusty robes only when i was watching that movie um but so i watched it i watched it um like when it came out i saw it on i watched on tv or something and i was like oh this is i don't know what's happening but i'm enjoying what i'm watching i guess um and then now i think i think at some point when we were in college you know how we used to leave on fx like all day like fx would just be playing uh just go with it was on fx once and i actually watched it when

i was in college and i looked at it and i was i remember just thinking i used to like this why did i like this so much and then the first scene of brooklyn decker coming out of the water in a bathing suit i was like oh man i was like i was the horniest kid alive man fuck because i started i was like actually paying attention to the plot and what was going on it's a really bad movie it is a very bad movie it is and it's i mean as we've said it's it's late it's early 2010s adam sandler it's you you expect this it's tough yeah i mean i watched i watched it again in college and i could not remember why i enjoyed the movie at all after the beginning because it was just so bad um but for for nostalgic value and for the fact that i don't know what else i would pick that's left on this list i'm i'm just gonna go with i'm i'm just gonna go with it boom

let's go baby I'm disappointed in you. Yeah, I figured. I think some of our friends in college like that movie a lot. I might be remembering the wrong one, so you might get flamed for that. So we'll see. That's fine. I will defend that.

That movie sucks ass. That movie is so bad. All right, cool. Close out your draft with the movie you don't like the most got it yep so my last pick i've only seen this movie once and it was when i was like probably like 10 but i remember it being just so over the top and ridiculous that it like stuck out to me and i'm gonna read you guys the plot to it for at least the first like three sentences from wikipedia with this 10 000 year reign coming to an end after torturing adolf hitler by shoving a pineapple up his butt satan must decide whether which of his three sons will

succeed him as ruler of hell i am so little nicky i am so such a goofy movie were you gonna pick that yes i am so pissed that's i all i remember is one of the characters it's like satan's like sidekick gets a wish or something or does something's dumb so satan gives him boobs but puts them on the top of his head and then he ends up wearing a bra that's like strapped under his chin to like hold them and it's i don't know why that's the only scene i remember that's all i remember i was like this is super weird but like kind of funny he talks in like this like low squeak like really low squeaky girly voice with with the boobs on his head yeah it's so so so so weird and adam sandler in that movie has like a pete wentz from fallout boy haircut like spider-man and he like talks with a weird accent too it's

that's the weirdest movie he's ever done absolutely and i am gonna watch it this weekend again because i need to like go back and just need a refresher i'll come back next week for the podcast and that'll be my weekly recap and tell you if that movie holds up or just how insane it actually is I'm so happy I got that with the last pick I literally like that was my

original number five pick I went into this thinking no one's gonna pick that movie no one's seen it it's god awful and you just you just stole it like i was so close i could taste it hey that's that's draft day drama there for you wow also has a 21 on rotten tomatoes i i genuinely i think that's more than the water the water boy and it's bothering me i'm gonna look right now but that's more than the Waterboy. The Waterboy? And it's bothering me. I'm going to look right now. That's bad if it's more than the Waterboy.

That's so bad. Waterboys, they need to update the ratings. But Amanda, close us out. Oh my gosh. You have one last pick. I'm so pissed. You currently have Wedding Singer, Big Daddy, Mr. De big daddy mr deeds blended and 50 first dates i feel like you have all the like kind of happy yeah that's a really good comedy gal big comedy

gal um yeah i'm gonna go with i want to go with hot chick but i have not seen it enough to to choose it so i'm gonna i going to end with Chuck and Larry. Yeah. Again, wholesome, cute movie, you know? I'm going to put that also under the category of probably problematic. Yeah, absolutely problematic. Nowadays, definitely problematic. And that is why 110.

I was thinking about it because I did enjoy that movie, but I just couldn't. I couldn't do it. Yeah. Does not hold up. No. But then again, neither does The Office, you know? So sue me. Oh. What? The Office is like... Well, yeah, I guess.

They cross a lot of lines in The Office. It doesn't hold up. The second episode is a lot of lines in the office you know it doesn't hold up they that's like the second episode is a lot yeah yeah i'll be i'll be a bad person today it's okay but so at least in the office they cross the line but the character who crosses the line is in the wrong like typically part of the plot is him true not being correct typically they get reprimanded or there's some kind of consequence yeah it's not like um it's not like every adam sandler movie where the person who's banging all the girls is the coolest person you know like right yeah Yeah. All right. Good draft. So to recap, I have happy Gilmore click anger management,

grownups in airheads and little Nikki Rooks has water boy, Billy Madison, longest yard. Don't mess with the zone on that's my boy and just go with it. And then Amanda has wedding singer, big daddy, Mr. Deeds blended 51st dates. And I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. my boy and just go with it and then amanda has wedding singer big daddy mr deeds blended

50 first dates and i now pronounce you chuck and larry hey i think that's a beautiful track i think yeah honest honestly it's pretty even that's really that's that's like kind of um it's kind of like what's what's the? Validation for how good his movie list is. It's crazy that we just picked 18 movies. Granted, the last two rounds are a little meh. But the first three rounds are heaters. Anyone who could put out 10 comedy movies and they're actually solid across the board yeah is rare and we were gonna do a tier list for this but there's literally too many to like talk through yeah that we had to

turn into a draft so we could it would be it'd be quicker through all of them it would be a whole lot of s tier as well it would just be a lot of s there's no in between it'd be s tier and f tier yeah it would be s tier and so on it would be be early 2000s to late 1990s and then after that. Yeah, honestly. But hey, Amanda, thank you for the suggestion. It's been a long time coming. Absolutely. Thank you so much for coming on.

That was actually amazing. Best night of my life. Before you go, can we run a bachelor situation by bachelorette specifically yeah let's hear it okay brooks you want to set it up so it'll happen so it's we're we're in top top three situation there's three boys left and there's one girl right the katie's been doing a fantastic job of giving every relationship a chance she's been talking like she's been really really giving everybody a shot and not not really playing favorites but so this week she was talking to this guy she basically hometown and yeah and it was like hometowns um so

we met her family and everything yeah And the guy told her basically, and he's been going through a lot and all this stuff, but again, so has she. And they both shared this with each other. But basically he said, oh, I'm in love with you. Like I am fully in love with you, which is at this point on the show is kind of a buzzword. It's kind of something everyone does, but I'm not shitting on, well, at this point on the show is kind of a buzzword it's kind of something everyone does but i like

i'm not shitting on well originally i wouldn't have shat on the guy greg for saying this but how he acted yeah i think he was full of it but so um full story but so he she tell or he tells her that and he all he wants to hear back is her saying oh i love you too but she said beforehand i'm not going to tell anybody i love you until the end which i think is i i think it's fair and just the dynamics of the show you know you have three you have two other relationships you're working on it's kind of disrespectful to the other people um but so she says she doesn't give a good answer she's just kind of tiptoeing around it and not actually saying anything but she starts he gets in like this mood and he starts things spiral you see him the wheel starts turning and

he just starts losing it and she's telling him while he's losing it she's telling him oh you're gonna be here next week don't worry about that no one has ever said that I've never I've been watching this for years no one has ever I don't as far as I can tell as far as I remember in the top three no one has ever said yeah

you're gonna be here next week she's telling him he's gonna be here she's telling him oh like I really appreciate you sharing that with me but I just need you to trust our relationship and all like yeah, you're going to be here next week. She's telling him he's going to be here. She's telling him, oh, like, I really appreciate you sharing that with me, but I just need you to trust our relationship. And she said 50 things that on this show means you're winning the show. It means you're going to get engaged with this person at the end.

He goes, oh, I can't believe you're just going to gloss over what I told told you and i feel like you're not being you right now and he's you want to also says like you just don't understand you just don't get it she's like i don't what did i what did i say wrong like talk to me and he's just like no you just don't understand you're not being you right now he's like i we were talking i was saying i love you and then she's got a brick wall from you and then you just change you're not being you right now he's like i we were talking i was saying i love you and then she's got a brick wall from you and then you just change you're completely different you were katie before and now you're not and she's just sitting there like bewildered like starts like sort of crying and just like i honestly don't know what's going on so then they leave their hometown date

they like go separate ways and based on the editing she might have like another date in between or something we don't actually know the timeline but then it shows her back in her like hotel room he comes over to talk which never a good sign and he sits down but on the way over he has a little like confessional thing he's like yeah i'm gonna go talk figure out what happened okay okay cool he's gonna go like not apologize but like just say like something went wrong let's talk it out he walks in and just she's like so what's up he's like something went wrong let's talk it out he walks in and just she's like so what's up he's like you just don't understand like what did you what did you do that to me he's like you're not the same anymore it's like you didn't go over there to like

talk it out you just went over there to say the exact same thing you just said to her when he so the first conversation they had was very hard to watch it was very rough she's obvious she's super upset and she's there's so much of it where she's just i don't know what happened like i'm sorry if i did something to make you feel weird like i'm sorry and she's apologizing doing all this stuff and he's like no you don't get it you just don't understand you're not being you and just saying all this really really apparent like very rude things to say to somebody who you are in love with, who just pretty much told you you're going to get engaged

in a week. And he's telling her over and over again, oh, this is so hard for me. You have no idea. First off, fuckface. She was on the show before. So, eat my ass. And then, second off, I hate

when the contestants try to guilt them because in reality yes a lot of the times with the top three they probably have only one or two that they think is gonna win but they signed a contract to do this show she can't the only person who cut the show short was colton and colton is a mess that guy is a nightmare that man had a restraining order put on him or something like he is a nightmare he did and he did all that for a girl that didn't like him and left the show so let's just let's just call that what it is and just say he's he's not a good example um yeah but so he went to our room though and she's like so what did i do wrong and he's like what did you do wrong you don't understand i can't explain to you what you did wrong and it's like so there's literally no way

to like solve this you just went over there to like yell at her one and the my least favorite part so what like one big thing they connected on both their fathers have recently passed like it's a huge talking point for them and they really connect awesome like that's that's super deep level stuff especially for this show um he tells her when they first were talking on the on the hometown date he tells her oh you've just filled such a big hole in my life that i've like i've been missing but that's perfectly fine to say to somebody that's perfectly like yeah that's great he then after she doesn't give him the confirmation he wants he keeps using that as a weapon and keeps saying yeah i've told you everything about me i've told you all these things i've told you that

you're filling a hole my life i told my parents you're the one and you just don't get it and he's not giving any real reasons he's just using all of these things against her and just gaslighting the fuck out of her it was so bad two words two words yeah toxic masculinity yeah i mean it was it was very apparent um and me and the braggart were talking about this earlier and else for anyone who's interested in going on the bachelor, look, a lot of life happens to us.

There's a lot of shitty things that happen before you go on a show where you're going to date someone who's dating 30 other people, go to therapy, figure some of your stuff out. So you don't come on national television and spiral and then potentially fuck up someone else's life yeah just psa um but yeah it was it was so bad and then yeah and he's the worst part i feel so bad because katie was trying to talk to him so much about it and she he left the room like she asked him um so what now? Are you saying you're going to leave?

And he just was like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. And he gets up and just walks out. Super soft. This was someone the night before or however long before. You said you were going to marry in like a week? Yeah. It's so unfair to put her in that situation where in reality bachelor the bachelors are contracted like contractually obligated to still have these other relationships and they like katie said a

great point she's like i have to face other families do you think i enjoy doing that like this is hard on me as well and it was it was just so bad but yeah she she chases him after he leaves she keeps chasing him. And she's like, look, I just want to talk. I just want to hug you right now. Can we just figure this out? And he's not saying a word to her. He just keeps saying, you don't get it.

You're not Katie. You're not being yourself. And it's just the most, like Amanda said, it is the most toxic masculinity, gaslight-y situation I've ever seen in my life it was so bad like you said he told his whole family he wanted to marry her and then she kind of like messes up and doesn't give him the validation he wants and now it's over like that's the tiniest thing that like good for them though for getting that out of the way because they would not be able to

handle a relationship if that's the fight they're gonna have so well and that's that's just it's very obvious like you didn't really love this chick that if one not she didn't even say oh i don't feel this way she didn't say i don't know if i feel comfortable hearing that she said hey buddy wink wink and granted okay so amanda amanda the big thing everyone keeps talking about where everyone's like bashing her for it is he kind of went on this whole thing and he was saying a lot of like really emotional things and katie was just listening and she was just looking at him for a while and like smiling and he was like what are you thinking after he said a lot of emotional stuff and she was like i just like looking at you and was like what are you thinking after he said a lot of emotional stuff and she was like i just

like looking at you and was like smiling and like i don't think i don't think the editing though the editing was weird and i think she said something else and that was just afterwards and what she actually said wasn't enough for him yeah because she did there's no way she just paused and didn't say anything else but i could could also like, I don't know. I think like in that situation too, if someone's, I don't know, someone's telling you all this, all this deep stuff to take in. Yeah. And she was saying too, one big thing she kept saying was I was just listening. I was just taking all of this in because I mean,

it is a lot of information to take in, but after he said it, she said all these things that were like you're winning the show man and one of the other worst my last little rant bit that i'll have about this because i just it was it was one of the most toxic things i've ever witnessed like it was so unfair to katie it was so brutal um but he said um katie said i literally told your parents that, or I told your mom that I'm going to give you a rose this week. I'm going to give you a rose. And he's like, I don't give a shit about the rose.

It's not what it's about for me. It's about love. But dickface, you know how you get to that engagement? It's by getting a fucking rose. And Katie apologized for that, which I was like like no like you don't need to apologize because i mean in that bubble in that world that's probably your mindset you know you're like i i have to get this guy a rose two more times and then we're engaged and he he just took her stuff and just turned it all around on her the whole time it was it was appalling to watch that's great i i pray that he does not get on anything like paradise or if this guy i was texting um i was texting timmy soggins earlier and uh tommy tommy was saying i wonder if because the end

credits is like this whole romantic montage of him and katie and all their journey and stuff and he was like i wonder if they're setting him up to maybe have his own season if he has his own season i will not i won't watch it i genuinely like and that's not there's not to be oh this is such a big deal i'm boycotting the show like no it's just i genuinely don't i don't care about this guy finding love like i just i just don't yeah so many red flags there like that guy sucks but yeah it was it was it was an absolutely it was an absolute mess um super entertaining though the only thing was people are defending him now and saying like he was kind of in the right and it's like god no i'm seeing i'm seeing way more slander i've seen like i just all i searched was bachelor

i think so yeah yeah on but on reddit and stuff but people are on it but it's because reddit's a you know what reddit is oh i know reddit is a bunch of little uh keyboard warriors man um it's like twitter but more organized yeah but yeah no on on twitter he's getting a lot of slander and then there's a few peppered in and people are really stuck on her saying i just like looking at you but that's not if he had just listened after that you know he would have been fine but hey we cleared up those red flags that's that ain't gonna happen hopefully knock on if if she if they end up together i'm gonna i'm gonna be really sad because i thought and i don't think they will i think katie's katie's way too strong mentally for that but

oh man i will not be happy she put on her like instagram feed stuff about gaslighting like resources about like learning about it so there's no way i would that would be so much worse than like matt james ending up with rachel and everything like that so i think i think both situations are shit but i i this one i was just experiencing it and just hearing the brutal conversation i was i was very heated watching it because it was did he leave the show is he gone yeah he left he's he fully fully left and so now katie is freaking out because the person she was to pick in the end to get engaged to just left. And now she's stuck with the B guys. And it's like, we'll see if she actually goes with those picks or not.

So it's going to be weird. It's a three hour long finale. Oh, God. I'm excited. It's going to be. I think it's like one hour of her like talking to the dudes an hour breaking up and then an hour of like epilogue of her like finding someone else maybe a guy who left the show well the finale the three hours i think it's typically two hours of the show

and then one of um after after the final final yeah so, so it'll be fine. The last season I watched was Ari Lundykes. Talk about a plot twist. Yeah, that was a while ago. What another shitty season. I mean, to be fair, him and Lauren are actually really happy and still together, and they have kids and shit. So it worked out he

just looked like an asshole he just looks like a major asshole oh yeah yeah but don't can't really make it through that show without catching a lot of criticism honestly yeah true true so amanda you successful had an episode on here uh you want to pitch your new podcast that might be coming out maybe oh yeah uh stay tuned you know we got a fire flame podcast in the works uh unnamed yet though so you know but you will get a shout out uh i'll pay you uh for an ad in the future uh yeah like 25 cents you know because you don't let's face it you don't you don't got a lot of people coming to you asking for ads yet so i'm gonna come in you don't know that we're denying deals left and right here okay

we're a non-profit so we're denying all of our ad sponsors but like you know we have them amanda if you give a little snapshot of what you think it's going to be like, what can we tell the beautiful viewers? Oh, okay. So we get a little bit of Call Her Daddy vibes from two of my sexually adventurous college friends. One is a viewer. Shout out to that to that viewer um and then you know my wholesome take on their sexual escapades as a married and soon to be mom but it's good i've got i've got the fire advice because you know i i get to not live vicariously through them but i get to give them all this risky advice with no risk for me it's nice that's true well and also hey uh not to be crass but hey

there's proof there's proof that amanda fucks you know amanda's got some experience on her belt there's some proof you know there's some evidence one proof yikes but but yeah no that's we're gonna don't worry once they get all together we're gonna give you a full plug and hey you know maybe some of the boyos might hop in

you know we absolutely it's very obvious on a weekly basis that we know nothing when it comes to females and we need to learn a lot when it comes to females and we need to learn a lot when it comes to females um especially one of us or maybe two i could throw burn in there too oh i think all of you i'm gonna i'm gonna say all of you yeah i'm gonna say burn and zach especially um shots fired but we we will definitely be on that pod as well uh you know give it a thousand percent

given giving a little bit of insight to the male mind but mainly just learning what the fuck's going on absolutely yeah well our first episode will be called uh the vulva is the sexy part part two oh part two my bad and on that note see you meta you're great See ya. Bye. Maddie, you're great.