It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 30: And You're Listening To IWMD! **Family Friendly**

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

To make up for the vulgarity of last week, we brought this one all the way down in rating to a family friendly G. We draft our favorite Disney Channel Original Movies to just keep with the G rated theme, and we censor Zak to keep this rating down, at least for one week. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts!  Follow on Social Media! and Find Other Places to Listen!

Yeah, it was one of those things where your mom goes to Kohl's and has a lot of Kohl's cash, and then just hit me with the, hey, do you want me to get you an air fryer text? I forget so much. They have so much there. I forgot they even had a kitchen department in Kohl's. Dude, Kohl's was like the OG store. They had tons of, was it Urban Pipeline flannels that your boy would use to rock to eighth grade? Yeah, I had those.

Now I had those. Those are heat. The ones with the uh the snap buttons i don't know the flannels with like the snap buttons like the jackets those were also dude i still have some still have some wait they also had the those were the ones that had like the giant patches right like they took up half of the inside of your like back yes yeah yes okay i'm gonna be straight up i have zero idea what you guys are talking about right now it's like maybe cole's once i don't know what this conversation is that's that's surprising what was your what was your go-to then or your mom's go-to whoever

shopped for you where'd she want to take you for clothing or for kitchen items i mean dealer's choice if you have one place to go you'd like to get both maybe so so clothing i mean back way back when it was it was the um it was the hollister american eagle days so that was that was pretty much where 98 of my clothing was coming from um cargo shorts for cargo shorts for days baby um so many pockets just so many of them do you remember the cargo shorts but then it had like that yarn belt it was like that oh yeah rough twine oh this is some those things were trippy i'm like i live in california right now this is most what people in cal California wear. I miss those. I miss the smell of Hollister.

You just walk in, just get blasted in the face by just straight cologne and perfume. There are hoodies. Yeah. Hoodies. Hollister, American Eagle, and Abercrombie. For some reason, have very, very, very good hoodies. I still want to find one that doesn't say Hollister or Abercrombie on it. It doesn't exist.

I'm going to tell you that now. Those clothes, there's nothing that exists that doesn't say the brand on the front of the shirt. No, hold on. I've got sources. I've got boots on the ground. My sister worked for Abercrombie for three and a half years now, and we just went back to grad school. She got the 40 off discount i kid you not 80 of my apparel right now is all abercrombie and none of it has the logo on it

they have people ask me all the time yeah they've changed yeah they're like where did you get like oh like that's a nice shirt where'd you get that i'm like abercrombie and they're shocked they are they're like offended that i said abercrombie um does it still have like the moose on it uh some of no um i mean they still have some stuff because i think actually like it's super popular i think in like europe and asia to still have the logo and the name of it across but in america it's not gotcha at all so they've they've removed it they've actually gotten into like band like promoting promoting singers and old. I have a Journey sweatshirt or t-shirt. I have a Bonnaroo sweatshirt.

The actual sweatshirts are super comfortable. The jeans, I will never buy jeans from anywhere else but Abercrombie. They are fire flames. They hug me in all the right places, and they are just super comfortable. And so I don't think I'll ever not. Are they stretchy jeans? They're 5%. Dude, they're just super comfortable and so i don't think i'll ever not are they stretchy jeans they're five percent dude they're called athletic skinny and i've never felt cooler buying a pair of jeans because normally i'm a big i was a big i feel like in like we were talking about in uh like what we used to wear i feel like relaxed jeans were the big thing where

just you had so much room in the butt and it was just like a and like you don't know why but you're like yeah these are the jeans i want to wear and now that i've graduated uh to like jeans that actually fit i'll abercrombie is where my loyalty lies i get all my i get all my jeans i mean like it's probably fairly derivative but i get all my stuff from like jeans wise, all American Eagle, the same thing, just being able to wear a tighter pair of jeans that I can kind of move in. You know, it's like, it's like, and it's always sunny when Dennis cuts his shorts super short and shows how

wide he can spread his legs. Like, that's what I feel like every time I wear those jeans. Like I just, I can go lower, man. I can go lower. Like that's how I feel.

It's, it's, it is fantastic. If you can't go in catcher's position with jeans, put those jeans back on the shelf. Exactly. Even the catcher's position where their one leg is all the way out on the ground, it has to be that catcher's position.

That's the seductive catcher. That's what we call it in the biz. Right, exactly. What? But yeah, so if you have any air fryer recipes, send them your way because yeah so you just did you make anything or did you just get it i literally just literally just got it today the nice delivery man delivered it i unpacked it it looks very nice and apparently you can dehydrate stuff in there so maybe a little beef jerky's in my future but i don't know the

the compartment's a lot smaller than i thought it was gonna be i'm a big boy so i need a lot of food so i might do a couple rounds of of air frying to satisfy my hunger now here you go you get a 3d printer and then you try to make a larger compartment somehow you buy an easy bake oven and then you have cook half your food in that if you already got the air fryer you might as well take the extra leap get a 3d, really go all in on this. You get a 3D printer. You print out another air fryer and an Easy Bake Oven. And then on top of that, another 3D printer. And then that will also print that out.

And then now we're just producing all of this stuff for the public. Now we're selling and making money all because we bought one 3d printer that is it's it's actually what amazon did but with books so you're following their footsteps dude shout out to the easy bake oven though cooking cooking those cakes and cupcakes with literally just the light bulb what an energy watt bulb 40 watt bulb it's like you can either light your room or you can cook a brownie i have a brownie in the dark that's how the light uh there's a light bulb in my bathroom right now if i flick one of them the normal lights in my bathroom come on if i flick the other one it is it's a sauna it is so hot we were like i was gonna talk to maintenance about like what is

that like i'm not i wasn't gonna ask wattage i was gonna ask in about what is that? I wasn't going to ask wattage. I was going to ask in general what is above me in my bathroom because every time I turn it on, I start to sweat. The first week when I was here and I didn't know which one did which, I'd pee for 30 seconds, wash my hands. I'm leaving the bathroom with a light coat of sweat on me it's just it's just an easy bake oven room actually all new apartments have them only luxury apartments that's a high class feature just awful just plain awful but you know what i'm gonna use my air fryer monday tuesday thursday friday and also on wednesdays because brian what is it it is wednesday my dudes

welcome back to another beautiful week of it's wednesday my dudes. We have a very, very special episode for you today. All right. The boyos last week, we got a little graphic. Loose. A little loose. I'm ashamed. A little disgusting. So we're welcome to the boyos' first ever PG episode.

There will be no swearing. rated g rated we're going to not even rated there will be no swearing there will be um no talk of specific topics that seem to cross our brains a lot for some reason um and yeah we're to get into it a little today. We have a nice, fun, family-friendly draft for all of us that gets the nostalgia flowing a little bit. But hey, we got all the boyos here. C-Word, say what's good to the people. It's your boy. This is going to be a tough draft today, ladies and gentlemen. A tough draft.

We're reaching back, back into our childhood. And I'm scared. I'm nervous about it guys i really am hey i feel that i am right there with you brother we got as always bra guy on the ones and twos yeah i have like a full list of 21 disney movies that i've disney channel original movies sorry that i've fully seen. So I'm ready. But also, have you guys seen that there's a Flamin' Hot Cheetos flavored Mountain Dew?

How does that work? I just don't understand. I don't... You know, and I really want to... Like, want to drink a lot of Yellow 5 and also, like, burn your... So is it hot? I'm going PG.

Sorry. Can't talk about this. I'm trying not to cuss right now. Please stop talking about this because all I want to do is drop F-bombs. Would it be better served warm? Yeah. It's like cider. Ew. It's a fall drink. It's somehow's somehow it'll warm you up on the inside it's somehow alcoholic but but it's not alcoholic at the same time do you think it

would be good with fireball no that's too much do you have to eat also this is peachy do you guys do that do you guys Flamin' Hot Cheetos or other cheese covered snacks with chopsticks? I'm not going to lie. I was picturing you trying to drink something with chopsticks. Just like lap it up like a dog. Yeah, that's where my mind went. I cannot

hold chopsticks. I am very white. Really? I don't think it's because I'm white. I'm just uncoordinated. Can you guys please stop talking about things that make me want to cuss? Goodness gracious. Eating Cheetos with chopsticks? Come on, man. Gosh darn it. And then, I mean, I guess that's a great intro. Your boy Zaddy, here as always. What's up, cop? The BMW. I know this doesn't count for our draft today, but if I could draft a Lizzie McGuire

movie, I would. Paolo, top five villain of all time, and This Is What Dreams Are Made Of is a top five song of all time. So just want to give a quick shout out, even though it doesn't qualify, which is sad. If that song came on at a bar or a club, people would freak out.

The hook? The bridge? When she goes into the dream like it clearly someone else the key change the key change and it's clearly in the movie and it's clearly someone else singing when like they do like the big shot of her like facing the audience and it's just totally someone else gets me every time but still a good song sorry rox go ahead no you're good i was i don't know what i was gonna say i forgot anyway sorry for the viewers if my sentences just seem slow and and like i'm thinking about what i'm saying it's because i'm really thinking about what i'm saying

because i'm trying not to trying not to swear we're trying to keep it clean today but hey um in honor you know of this being a pg episode i got a question for you guys and it's a spin-off of one of our usual questions okay so if you had to hug 10 10 year olds how many 10 year old 10 waves and 10 year olds so well okay so we're not gonna we're gonna flash it back to when we were 10 okay so we're not as as as an adult you're not gonna do this so let's flash back to when you were a 10 year old how many friends could you make with 10 10 you're like you get a wave of 10 10 year olds you have to make friends with all of them and then the next wave shows up and then you have to make right like how many waves you think you could make friends with as a 10 year old you sure you just want me to talk about like social anxiety

and how i'm not good in my group situations because this is how you talk about that perfect yeah zero out of 10 no dude third grade you're friends with everybody because you're just like hey do you watch pokemon the one tv show that's on that everyone watches they're like yeah we're like oh we have so much in common so it's yeah it is uh nine nine out of ten there's gonna be one weird kid that i'm not gonna like that's actually a pretty good answer what grade are you in your 10 again 10 i think yeah i think it's third grade uh mrs morgan's class uh that's class shout out i can't even tell you who my friends were in third grade like that's class uh that's class shout out this is ret i can't even tell you who my friends were in third grade like that's like specifically that year like i couldn't tell you i couldn't tell you

if i made friends that year or if i had the same friends i had since kindergarten because we all know each other uh i think oh go ahead cory sorry you go ahead. So I would say a good amount of waves of 10-year-olds. And the reason I say that is because there's this one story that my mom tells of, there's this kid in my class. We weren't like great friends at the time, but like Brian said, you know how you're just kind of acquaintances with everybody in your class? Yeah. This one kid, Jacob, he was having a birthday and I wasn't invited, but I somehow heard

about it. And I told him, I was like oh Jacob really pumped to go to your birthday party and then uh he went to his mom was like well Zach somehow found out about my birthday party so I had I have to kind of invite him now so I somehow kind of really bullied my way into being friends with this kid and my parent we're like we're like kind of friends now so I feel like I would just awkwardly bully my way or just passive aggressively become friends with a bunch of people. Yeah. Zach is kid number 10 in my group that just pretty much don't want to be friends with.

C word. What's your answer? I like Brian's answer, but I don't want to take it. So I don't know. I say you sound like a guy who didn't get valentine's from everybody even though everyone was required to give you valentine's when you were in third grade why did you wait speaking of that speaking of valentine's day did you were one of you guys the kids that did your valentine's day box with like legos do you ever

see that no that sounds hype though you never saw that oh we just did we just did tissue boxes i don't have a box you didn't like decorate like a box to like like a mailbox ish type thing like shoebox and you just like plop in your valentine's day stuff no yeah i think we had i think we had like just folders that they would have up with everyone's name and people would just put them in the folder man that's lame we had like shoe boxes you would decorate and this one maybe a couple kids i guess because i remember multiple people doing it remember those old legos where you could play soccer with the lego people yeah some kid put like that on his thing still remember it fantastic shout out uh you know third graders listening there you go how many valentine's day cards did he get from that i bet a bunch i bet he cleaned up that year i'm sure uh let's say i'll say he was rolling in the cooties

i'm gonna say five because great segue brian i don't remember talking to that many girls and let's assume there's five boys five girls wow that's a wrinkle i didn't think about yeah you know and i never understood when you were in grade school why were you responsible for Wow. That's a wrinkle I didn't think about. Yeah, that's big brain. You know what I never understood when you were in grade school? Why were you responsible for bringing treats in for your birthday? Like, why is that my responsibility? It should be the class's responsibility to bring in treats for me. I am the birthday boy.

Yeah, there should be like a budget from like the principal of like, today is Zach's birthday, take it from the birthday fund. Exactly. like the principle of like today is zach's birthday take it from the birthday fund exactly like why why do i have to bring in donuts or cake or cookies for everybody it's why why does that labor reside on me well i mean wasn't it it was always more of just like the parent making a big deal out of it right it was always celebrating my fully oh my gosh i was about to say a bad word um celebrate my celebrate my child please choked on the word like it was a like it was a taco shell a hard chocolate shell going down yeah brooks how many do you how many friends do you make in this situation so i'd probably say um i'd probably say i wouldn't get past one wave because you know

i would probably just bribe them with food but my food's gonna run out so let's say i got a pack of gushers you know unless it's your birthday i'm gonna pass gushers out until i don't have any and then i'm not gonna be able to get out of the first wave. There's not ten Gushers in a pack, is there? No, six. Zach, thank you. There's more than six, man. There's only six packs of Gushers in a pack. Okay, more than six, but less than ten. No, packs, packs.

No, he's talking about Gushers in a pack. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, probably closer to ten. Zach, who are you kidding? Just go in your kitchen and get it. Take them out of your air fryer, because I know you put them in there already. Could you imagine I accidentally turn it on?

Just like, hmm, can I fry Gushers? Let's see. I mean, I don't see why you shouldn't be doing this tonight at some point and letting us know. It's a really slow Tuesday night here. There's way too many YouTube videos like that, though, where people get air fryers. And it's just, what can I put in an air fryer and then put on the internet and 90 of the time it's just not interesting at all but like everyone wants to know what happens to it it's just an oven yeah it's not that different it's just an oven there's this one uh this one guy i used to follow and are subscribed to and all like

he has like a family or not family but him and his like girl have a vlog channel and every week was like oh we put blah blah blah in the air fryer what happened and every time it's like yeah it got warm just like yeah it heated up a little bit it's like man i'm glad i watched 20 minutes of this nonsense for that crazy how nature do that yeah you know i just i just figured that'd be a good little uh spin-off there but i was gonna say i was gonna say at first the sorry cory i was gonna say at first uh like oh our age you know making friends with 10 year olds i was like if i read this question out as us just being adults you know doing that it's gonna get clipped

and soundbited and i'm gonna hear it again and i'm just gonna be not how many 10 year olds could you be friends with until you end up on a list exactly stop it pg we're coming back come on now okay yeah reel it in reel it in don't don't lose our rating don't lose our rating okay okay let's let's go uh uh cory how was your weekend my weekend was great did uh went to dave matthews band friday night a little bam bam bam hey did you um request deep tracks only yeah so uh i saw some ants marching little crash uh so that was pretty dope nice way to start off the weekend and then i saw b guy in the flesh because i had a few friends over for a little we what were we calling it like uh it's like a warm-up to this football season getting prepared to tailgate making sure we remember

um and uh we do pre-season tailgate. Yeah, preseason tailgate. We definitely still remember. So your boy was Grillmaster and there was Cornhole. Huge get was one of our friends brought Jumbo Connect 4. Awesome. Awesome for a party. That stole the show. And it was a good time. Got to see a lot of people i haven't seen in a in a minute so i would rank it i have before you rank it i've got a dmb story

that i can't tell on this pod but i'll tell it next week to tease jot it down i can only imagine. I'll give it... I'll just... Hmm. I'll give it a diagonal connect four win. Out of five. No, not out of anything. Just a diagonal four win. Because it was that smooth. Jeez.

All right. Bryguy, how was your weekend? Weekend was chill. Like Corey just said said i was at his place hanging out uh went six and one in connect four so uh crushed it it helped i was sober everyone else is drunk so like kind of got better as time went on so kind of unfair but i'll take it chameleon birds winning in seven birds winning in seven turns. Oh, I forgot about the horse racing. I should have ranked it out of that. Also, at work last week,

someone finally told me that my background on Zoom was backwards. So that's great. Only took two months for someone to say something. What does that even mean? Does that matter? I have our company logo, and it just says the company name, but it's backwards, and it's pretty clearly on there. I've had that background the entire time I've worked there, which is 60 days,

and no one has said anything except for this one random dude. Shout out to that guy. I forget who it was. Maybe it was Max or something, but I appreciate it. Shout out, Max. It sucks. Also watched the movie 500 Days of Summer. I love rom-coms. Great movie.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Zooey Deschanel. Great cast. Big recommendation. But yeah, it was good. I'll rank it 60 days with a backwards zoom background out of 61 because I'm now 61 days in my journey. Zaddy, how was it? It was good. Friday went to a nice restaurant with some friends and got minorly adult drunk, which as I become more of an adult, I've gained more of an appreciation for.

You just kind of go to a restaurant and just keep ordering wine or mixed drinks and you stand up from the table and you kind of hobble around. Can I just interrupt you real quick? I just want the people and our viewers to know that I tried to play Zack in MLB The Show and give him these hands and jack him up on xbox and he

ducked me i just wanted that on air that i requested to play him and he ducked me that's all that's all confirmed confirmed ducking but i'm open for you to hong kong i'm open for you to get these hands this weekend if you'd like to um then maybe i can rank it then we could do the recap next weekend about who won um that is we'll live stream it yeah we'll go to instagram live um twitch.iwmd underscore pod there you go plug send us some dms let's go um um so then saturday i actually drove to my buddy's house or drove early morning, woke up. We had 7 a.m. tea time, played a little two-man scrambly, had probably a pretty close to the best round of my life with my partner. We ended up winning in our scramble by one stroke.

We went to the 18th hole tied, and we parred it, I think, and they bogeyed it, so it was pretty electric. Then proceeded to play pub golf, which I don't know if you ever heard of that. Yes. Pub golf is basically where you – it's like a bar crawl, but you assign every bar a drink or multiple drinks. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. And then par is the number of sips you have to finish a drink.

So we went to four or five different bars i think we had not we only did like a nine hole course because we don't want to die and it was like for the best 3 p.m when we started but we went from we had miller light we had a margarita jim beeman coke um shot of we had a pickleback we had had Red Bull vodkas. We had, um, what do we have? I think we had more milk. We just had every like drink under the sun. And, um, I think cumulatively by the end of the night, I was up for close to 24 hours. Cause I woke up at like five, 4 30 or 5 AM for golf and didn't go to bed till about 3 AM. So so i was up for about 24 hours so sunday you could imagine what i was doing which is a big fat nothing um i will say though i drink so much caffeine because i drink monster and a lot of red bull um my red bull vacas when i took pre-workout

on monday it gave me like a weird shampoo effect where it just kind of think like reactivated all the caffeine in my body and i could i felt like was going to die. I felt like my heart was going to race out of my chest. It was kind of scary. Did you say shampoo effect? Yeah, you never heard that before? Yeah, I was going to say, has anyone heard this term? You need to explain what you just said. It's like a shampoo brunch.

So a shampoo brunch is when the night before you go out, and then you go to brunch and you're hungover, but you drink a little bit and then it gets rid of the hangover. It's like you're just like the shampoo effect. Like you kind of like clean yourself out. You're like, all right, I'm ready to go. You guys never heard this before? Can we? That is a Midwest term.

Yeah, I don't like that you're acting like you didn't just make it up. This is definitely. I'm going to look this up. Shampoo effect. Urban dictionary. Isn't it called like hair of the dog? Yeah. I mean, that's just like generally. Yeah. Hair of the dog. Here we up. Shampoo effect, urban dictionary. Isn't it called like hair of the dog? Yeah. I mean, that's just like generally, yeah, hair of the dog.

Here we go. Shampoo effect. Top definition, a residual drug or alcohol phenomenon in which during a period after a heavy binge, only a small amount of recently abused substances needed to reactivate your buzz. So named after what happens in the shower when you rinse and repeat. Only a tiny bit of shampoo is needed the second time around to achieve a full sudsy lather interesting i've never i've never heard this term before i'm not gonna lie i've never heard it it's a great name for like uh i feel like for uh um like a flag football team or just like like oh we're the shampoo effect no it's not but anyway no one

is gonna know what it is it's gonna be very confusing and not intimidating and how would that apply to football at all i don't know i don't know um but anyway so i will give uh i'll give my weekend um five vo5 coconut shampoos out of five nice rooks how's your week boy it was pretty pretty solid um friday didn't do much you know i was kind of just recouping from the week and had a few brews wanted to play zach and mlb the show he ducked me so then i had to just beat up on some nerds online that was fine um and then i had a big big long day saturday so saturday went to um my friends just uh moved into dc or well they moved into dc a few months ago and they finally had their house warming so we went to that we ended up going to um this bar that this rooftop bar with a dj set things got a little hazy you know maybe browned out a touch can't tell

you one thing about that dj set but everyone told me that it was boring so i was glad that i didn't miss anything um and then we went back and ate cheesesteaks that was just adrenaline into my vein saved my life you know i was awake again i was ready to get after it and then we went to this place called living room that the bar itself it just like the dance floor is just a it looks like a little living room like it's not this huge dance floor it looks like it's just somewhat like a very large living room like obviously there's space to dance and stuff but the dj there you would think that he was auditioning to play at like lollapalooza main stage closing out because he was just throwing banger after banger after banger for

i think i was there for like two or three hours it was just non-stop he was so good it was unbelievable like just the amount of heaters he was mixing together and just throwing out the crowd it was nuts it was great um really good time everyone had had a great time um sunday felt so that day i drank for 10 plus hours so just like zach sunday was a whole lot of nothing whole lot of me just being horizontal and contemplating my life choices. But hey, it was a pretty good time. I'm going to give it one super lit bar out of two.

You know, it's a little habsies. Not too bad. Is lit? Is lit! Alright, is it time to move into draft day? It is is time so we all know hold on we all draft hold on hello viewers my name is zach kirschner and you're watching it's one of my dudes

miming disney channel so as everyone knows the the NFL season is right around the corner. So what we're going to draft today is Disney Channel original movies in honor of the sport. So of course, as always, Zach has the draft order randomizer. We already know your boys can be fourth, but let's see where everyone else ended up. I want to say i always offer to share my screen and you always say no so i feel like offer again offer again can i share my screen no no nice okay here we go ready my computer doesn't have share screen sorry keep going don't you know oh no we got we got rooks brian zach cory oh yeah all right i hate that i have first pick for this draft like this is the last three chances to take zach's number one pick away from him though

oh no i'm not i'm not taking i'm not taking it. I'm not going to take that. I've seen that movie recently. And I made him watch it. I made him watch it. So I wasn't hearing the podcast where Zach was talking about it. It is awful. It's such a bad movie. This kid just wants to cook. Hey, don't give picks away.

Don't give picks away. I want to talk about. It's like, like oh you can't cook you're a baseball player oh what planet can he not do both of these things like why what is the drama here why can't he cook and play baseball anyway i'll let i'll let whoever drafts that uh talk about it first overall pick easy peasy for your boy i'm going with probably it's definitely my the only disney movie i really really remember for the viewers i was uh i was very much a nickelodeon cartoon network boy oh so i wasn't really big into the disney original movies so my list is going to be a lot of just movies that i remember something about this one i actually remember almost

everything number one overall pick, Brink! Absolute classic. It dives in so hard to just early, or like late, it's like 1998. 1998, every movie that was for children had some kind of extreme sport in it. Like every single one. And this one's all about rollerblading your boy korean beef was a thick little boy oh and after watching this he wanted roller skates he put roller skates on once and decided roller skates were definitely not his thing because he's a thick korean boy oh but

this movie great action great i i think i've watched this um actually like maybe a year or two ago such a ridiculous storyline like just i would just recommend you to go watch it because i mean it's just all these movies the storylines can be kind of meh but absolutely classic one of the all-time quotes too in that movie is just like one kid you just dude just skate better and like that's the line like could you imagine going up to your coach or your brother or someone you look up to be like they're like man like i can't like this test is really hard i don't know if i can do that just look at you be like dude just be smarter just take this test better it's like well that's terrible advice like if i would have done that already. I was not thinking about that. Great advice. Thank you. Good point.

Good point. But yeah, that's my number one overall. Absolute heater. Glad I could get that off the board. I'm glad the one movie I actually kind of remember what happens, I can get off the board. I forgot who's next. I'm next. Bright guy.

Bright guy. All right. Couldn't let this one get out of the first round i'm happy rooks didn't pick it i feel like it's the one people talk about the most or at least one that's very common there may be like three or four but phantom of the megaplex off the board i pick number two suck it cory there's one of your five picks gone right off the bat we're in a bad position with the last pick it's supposedly a horror movie but it's a Disney Channel horror movie so it's like on the plot it's like he has to deal with a haunted

uh movie theater going things going wrong like the popcorn machine breaking oh no dude it's spoopy it is spoopy and don't you even I remember watching it when I was in like middle school or elementary school. This was actually, no, I was in elementary school. This one came out like 2000. And it was like getting dark out. And I was like, yeah, I should turn this off. I'm getting a little too scared. So if you're in kindergarten, yeah, it's scary.

But like make it a second grade. You'll make your way out of it. I credit this movie for actually making me nervous about scary movies. I'm going to say that, Brian. I think you need to go back and revisit this to really get over that fear. It was – well, I'm not going to watch it tonight. I'm home alone. That's not going to happen.

I'm pretty sure it was the first night I was home alone. This movie happened to be the one that was on on the Friday, and I remember it being dark. And, like, I heard noises in the house and i know there was a ghost so i turned that thing off quick and still it was a great movie dude what a name too you know they were just saying like okay like what's a scary movie we can or play or production that we can riff off of with not even phantom of the movie theater they went phantom of the megaplex it's dope that's such a better name also the movie ends on a cliffhanger where they find out

it's not a real phantom obviously it's not haunted but then they walk into a movie theater and they're like oh but did you hear about the werewolf of the megaplex and then you hear a wolf in the background and then it like ends so you know setting up that sequel that never happened still waiting on it still could yeah still still could happen it might be in marvel phase four you know it's a disney owned thing so it could happen the werewolf of the megaplex sounds a little aggressive i want that one to be like a full slasher film though where it's like yeah like everyone dies it's not like oh the lights are flickering it's just like oh no there's a werewolf in this building so once the full once there's a

full moon just get out of the building like don't go in there man it's not gonna be good all right who's third zacharias yeah boy and you know i gotta go with my guy eddie ogden and eddie's million dollar cook-off emdc baby we got i i don't know i mean neither of these movies have a star power uh and like as big as bobby flay in them and my movie's got bobby flay and he's got prime bobby flay too early food network bobby flay um great like first of all it's a story of breaking down misogynistic social that's every dcom that's everyone it is every one of them without like everyone is like oh you're a girl yeah you can't play basketball it's like what what do you mean it's like oh you're a guy

you can't cook like rox was saying which is what makes the movie fantastic the character development so bad my i could go on about this movie i have just i have several several things i'll keep it short though a couple things um one my favorite one of my favorite parts is when they sign up for electives and they have to rush to different clipboards and they knock all the clipboards down like who signs up for electives like i don't think that is ever how electives were signed up for like i'm pretty sure it wasn't just mass chaos in the uh in the hallways or was it i feel like it was in movies it always was i've never seen it in real life but that was always a thing in the 90s movies where it was like you go

and rush to all the boards for some reason can you imagine signing up for classes in a middle school with just clipboards on the wall? And it's like, yeah, at the end of school today, run to the clipboards and sign up, and just no teacher there, no one organizing this. It's just, yeah, there's pencils and clipboards. Go sign up for classes. I may completely...

I'm not telling a lie here. So Jeff, shout out Jeff – went in college. He tells a story. One of his buddies like paper machayed his leg so he could like go and sign up earlier because they had to get in physical lines for their classes. And it actually worked because they thought they were in a cast. And so he like cut the line for what – I don't know if it was a day. I don't know if it was like day i don't know if it was like a couple hours he just got to go first or like in like one of the early groups so he like

i'm sure they did clipboards like i'm sure that was not far off yeah but also too they wanted to sign up for computer science because they heard it was just you could play video games all day which is definitely not how computer science works um well that is it's kind of how it works well you just do java don't you no not in like high school though my engineering class in high school it was like hey look at this math problem and then like you have 58 more minutes of class left to just play minecraft it's like watching the teacher do it and then you get problems along the way to solve, and then at the end or whenever you get to play video games, you're done.

Gotcha. So there you go. Super accurate movie. Yeah. You can love it more. See, it's even better. It's even more deserving of the number three overall pick. What else do I...

I mean, I could go on. The one thing, also at the end of this movie, you'd think Eddie's million dollar cook-off Disney channel, original movie, he's got to win wrong. He loses, comes in second, teaches us that, Hey, it's not all about winning. And that it's just doing the, doing what you love, have the passion for cooking. And you know, that's like the best lesson. Cause you can't win at everything. You can't be good at baseball and at cooking. That's impossible. so he had to come to second place in the cooking competition so ridiculous yeah i mean some of the lines with that the dad uses in the in the in the coach he's like goes to a girl is like yeah you're really one of the guys out there

just like buddy what do you say it and uh or it's like it's like uh hey did you hear what the other team's coach did he's a nurse isn't that such a sissy job and like i'm like what are we talking about like i don't care that dad was definitely on a list somewhere that the movie does not talk about because he was just the weirdest creepiest person on this planet 100 but anyways that's my third overall pick thank you for listening to my dissertation all right so i yeah i'm so back to back you gotta be ready i'm going back to back and i'm gonna go back to back with a nice little uh transition for them so no don't take them yep so the first one i'm going smart house every kid's dream every kid's dream was having that house i don't even i can anyone have the plot up because i don't even know how it ends i know

the like house goes crazy or whatever but i don't know what the moral of this decom is because all i got was that's a dope house and i want it and i it's like you know kind of all came true except for like the holograms. But you know, it's like Alexa now. Little Google Home, little Nest action. Now it's like we see a Nest and we're like, we got a smart house. Is that a line in the movie?

They say, this house going crazy. Honestly, could have been. I don't know. But anyone have the, anyone have like the moral of the story? I had this, I had this on my list strictly because I remember there's all this trash on the floor, and then it just gets sucked up into the floor, and they don't explain it. It's just the way it is, and I was young and just thinking, that is amazing.

I need this in my life. I remember I think there was a smoothie where it appeared in the life. I remember, I think there was like a smoothie where they just like, it appeared in the kitchen. I remember that. It was great. Look up the plot. Somebody else. This actor, the actor who plays the main guy, Ryan Merriman. Hold on.

He's been in like, oh, okay. Oh, okay. Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Because with my back to back, I'm going Locke of the Irish on the reversal. Because, man, I'm going gonna probably have to look it up he should have won an oscar but i he got snubbed that year i guess because

man also like hit home luck of the irish you know basketball short guy a little little i don't even know his like comparison size if he was like a know his like comparison size. If he was like a little like toy soldier size, or if he was like at like your shins, but you know, short guy playing basketball could relate. Loved it. Also like, you know, a little, little bit of the mystical decom in there. They like to throw that at you. So I'm trying to bounce it around a little bit. I got futuristic. I got a little bit of like the the mystical being one and i got ryan merriman who's you know he's up there when you think decom you're really picking them for the actors and i think i got a good one uh two things about this

movie one their team name was the soaring eagles which i feel like it's an unnecessary use of an adjective to describe your team like why why do you need to put Soaring Eagles as, like, that's our nickname. Like, just show it with the eagles. And then I forget the plot, but why are they playing a bunch of old men? Because they play an old leprechaun, don't they? And, like, does no one notice that they're just playing a bunch of old dudes? Like, I can't remember the plot of the movie, but they're clearly in, like, high school. And then that old creepy leprechaun guy is like,

yeah, I'm an 85-year-old man. It's definitely like there's magic, and only he can see him, and the rest of the crowd can't. That's definitely what it is. Also, I feel like that dude, that evil leprechaun guy was in a lot of stuff too. Almost broke it there.

How many leprecha many movies are in disney channel original movies not he wasn't in the franchise of every leprechaun movie that's existed i'm saying he's in other movies my guy hold on i'll find it out i don't know how many i don't remember any leprechauns in a halloween town or halloween town 2 or halloween town calabasas revenge or hallow Halloween Town 4 or Halloween Town 5. He was in Psych, the USA TV show. Incorrect. And it was on USA.

No, I'm saying that's not Disney Channel. Yeah. No, that's, yeah, you're definitely right about that. Yeah. You know, super related uh timothy chalmette ah hamanson oh close okay so yeah close second i think related to timothy chalmette timothy chalmette could play a good leprechaun i mean i don't think anyone could say no that's that's that's heightest you can't do that is he short i'm going purely based

on his face could you can people have like short faces not like short in height but like you see them and you think that they're short i don't think his face looks like he's short i think his face looks like a leprechaun oh god all, Zach. Bring it back around the horn. All right. For my second overall pick, I'm going to go with The Even Stevens Movie. Yeah. That works. Proud of you.

A great movie. Love a good punked movie where they're just like, yeah, we're going to punk the Stevens family. I feel like this was the family I grew up with like i wanted to be a part of the stevens family i wanted to be shia labeouf i wanted to have a guy a bro or at least a friend named beans no one none of my friends wanted to have the nickname beans yo big shout out to beans big shout out beans um i just i just remember the feast that they got served when they uh when they got to the island it was just so much food and i was so jealous of all the food that was there i love tim meadows as the host shout out to my guy tim meadows and then the guy muay thai remember the guy like

or mu thai who was the the guy like the hunky dude who was hitting on the on the sister and he was just so dumb and just talked in philosophical phrases. He was like, your eyes are beautiful like the sea that reflects off the glass. And it's just like, buddy, how do you not know this is fake? But anyway, I think it was lots of hysterical laughs. Shia LaBeouf, great. What about the Even Stevens movie? Proud of you.

That was 15th on my list, so poor choice. He's still in business. But my second pick was Smart House, so I'm kind of reeling. He's in shambles. He's panicking. Don't want to have to get this far down on my list.

Trade down. Trade down. I guess I'll have to go with my number three pick. I'm going with Mom's Gonna Date With A Vampire. What a banger of a movie. Also, I just want to shout out that all of my top ten picks are between 1999 and 2001. Everything before and everything after, garbage. Those three years, golden age of TV for DisneyCon. Tell me I'm wrong.

I will go over the dates afterwards. This one came out October 2000. It starts out with, they think her, obviously the mom's going on a date with a vampire. How'd you get that? Oh, I don't know. And then the youngest kid is like,

oh, I have a friend who's a vampire hunter. So then they go talk to her friend who's a vampire hunter. Like, how do you shoehorn that in so quickly quickly like some elementary school kid knows van helsing for some reason going back to our baking friends with 10 year olds comment that's just not right you can't have that in this channel movie you can't have an elementary school kid just talking to some 40 year old dude who lives down an alley who says he's shooting vampires because that guy's definitely homeless and has a drug problem and just actually needs some help. So it's a bad start.

I'm just thinking that the whole movie is through the eyes of the vampire hunter dude who thinks he's helping them out, but is really just shoving wooden stakes through random helpless human beings. So that's that movie. It's great. I'm going with a horror theme so far. If you haven't seen,

Smart House would have been great to pair with these two, but it's great. I'm going with a horror theme so far. If you haven't seen Smart House, it would have been great to pair with these two, but it's fine. They missed a big opportunity to treat this movie as a spinoff to Sabrina the Teenage Witch because the aunt's the same character as the mom, so they missed a huge opportunity. They could have the cat in there. What was the cat's name again? Salem. Yeah, Salem. Salem was always wisecracking cat. The only good cat. opportunity they could have the cat in there what was the cat's name again salem yeah salem salem was always cracking or wise cracking cat loved it the only good cat there's a whole movie rights thing you know like sony and marvel so it's you know maybe eventually it'll be in the universe but

they haven't got there they're still in talks they're still in talks they still need dr strange to come in and the third one to really get it up to really get them going. We're going to bridge together the multiverse, you know. The DCOM multiverse. Alright, is it back to me? You are out, Brooks. Two in a row. These next two picks, man.

So my second pick is going to be Alley Cat Strike. This movie, I'm picking it for one reason and one reason only so in the ending of the movie right obviously there's a scene set the scene what's this movie about first set the scene it's about bowling it's all about bowling i don't i that's all i remember it's about bowling okay it's called alley cat strike it's about bowling that Okay. It's called Alley Cat Strike. It's about bowling. That's all I got. Wait, what's it about?

Bowling. Are we talking duck pin or? No, actual bowling. Okay. Okay. So the only reason I'm choosing this is because this one scene, the ending scene, I watched and tried to recreate so many times. So I don't know if you guys know what happens so the last like person rolling to end the movie we know what a 7-10 split is in bowling right it's like

the back two pins are the only ones up she does this ridiculous thing where she gets like on the ground spins the ball in a circle while it's on the ground and then lightly taps it up and it slowly rolls hits the one on the right and moves all the way over and knocks the one on the left the amount of times that i watched that and tried to copy that technique burn you remember back in um back in elementary school the amount of times we would go to bowling alleys for just random or did we go do we do that or was it field trips and stuff yeah we went to the bowling alley all the time for field trips in elementary school i went for um i would go to camps in the summer where we'd always go to these uh bowling alleys the

amount of times that i would get a ball stuck in the lane because i tried doing this tactic where you just spin it on the ground and slightly tap it up it was i can't i can't even count on my hands how many times i did it i did what my parents wants my parents my i remember my parents told me you have to stop doing this that's how many times i had done it like it was way too many times i watched film so many times analyzing it like okay so she's on the right edge a little bit away from the gutter like i it was just too many times but i was obsessed with it that's the only reason i'm picking it like i don't i cannot tell you one thing about the plot or the synopsis anything like i just i'm not gonna do it so are the alley cats like the name of their bowling team

i'm pretty sure yeah i think the alley cats which also. Shout out to Kaylee Cuoco, who was in this movie. I know, yeah. I saw that too, and I was like, why do I recognize that name? And I was like, oh, yeah. It's actually the Soaring Alleycats. The Meowing Alleycats. Petition for every professional sports team to add an adjective in front of their name. The Philadelphia Soaring Eagles.

Let's go. Yeah. The Burgling Steelers. The Burgling? What is a burgling? Like they're stealing. They're stealing. Burgling.

That's actually pretty good, Brian. Thanks, guys. The Chicago Hibernating Bears. Andy Dalton's a quarterback. They're hibernating. A Andy Dalton's the quarterback they're hibernating. Nope, we're moving on. All right, next pick. So my second pick for this, the kickoff round three, is going to be double teamed.

Of course it is. Jab, jab, jab, seal. What a beautiful piece of cinema this ridiculous pass just i just my thing right if you've ever seen the clip on twitter the one guy breaking down the final basket that's all that needs to be said but her move her patent move yeah that the movie i forgot about this until i looked at wikipedia again the movie ends with them both debuting in the wnba against each other like they're supposed to be pro level athletes this one girl's move that took her to that level is she stands there and pumps

the ball back and forth from her hips and moves her head and just doesn't move anywhere and then eventually the defender just moves one way without any any type of intention of going to the basket the defender's like i need to go to the right side of this person because the script told me to and they go that way she drives to the basket kicks it out for the bucket but just just the the basketball action in this movie and granted i'm sure you can say this about any of the other like sports movies and it's no luck of the irish i bet but like i'm sure you can say this about all the sports like old school disney movies obviously the the sports action is not the highlight of it but just the basketball scenes in this movie are just they're they're to die for they are absolutely

you just have to see it you have to go watch it let me know what you think on twitter but it is just it is just a beautiful piece of cinema i'm choosing it for its super accurate basketball content also she doesn't she doesn't she doesn't behind the back pass with like 10 seconds left and they're down by two points ridiculous pass it's like i was reading this again um the one the one of the one of the twins it's like the night before the big championship game and she's like yeah i'm gonna play pick up one-on-one with the star this the like senior boys team in the like on a concrete street in the middle of the night, like irresponsible.

Like you're supposed to be a leader. Hello. What is your decision-making? You're the captain. Is it the premise? One's a volleyball player and one's a basketball player. Well, one's a volleyball player or they're both.

I think they're both volleyball players. And then they're trying to figure out what they want to do in the off season. And one of them is like the try hard i'm gonna play basketball to stay in shape and then the other one like doesn't really want to play but then the one who doesn't want to play ends up like being good and the other one gets jealous i'm pretty sure that's like kind of the gist of it i thought it was like a freaky i thought it was like a freaky friday scenario where one's playing volleyball one's playing basketball and they somehow switch that is that is not the case also just just for um everybody at the end of the

wikipedia this is the funniest thing this is how the wikipedia plot ends in reality the twins time in the wnba did not overlap and they never face each other in a wnba game game. Thanks, Wikipedia. I appreciate you letting me know that these two fictional basketball players never actually faced off against each other. I really appreciate that tidbit right there. Thank you, Wikipedia. All that means is that one of them had less than one or two years of a career.

Aren't they twins? How would their time not overlap? They're twins. Again, identical identical basketball twins they look nothing alike they're both blonde they're both blonde they're both blonde and tall but yeah like but also yeah so realistically they would probably play each other but again these two people were never in the wnba so why is this on the wikipedia page for the plot like i just i don't understand but that's why somebody picked somebody picked the next one we talked way too much about double d no that was my second remember i got alley cats he picked alley cats he's he's oh that was a sports movie he's got rollerblading, bowling, and basketball covers.

Thank you. Oh. I'm just... I knew you were going to pick that one because you've made me watch that movie. Oh, that's right. I watched that movie at your apartment. Okay, so you can't give me... It's the worst.

Dang it. No! No! No. We'll edit it out in post. We'll edit it out in post. You'll have to put... Yeah, you'll have to put the dolphin over it. Hold! No! No. We'll edit it out in post. We'll edit it out in post. You'll have to put the dolphin over it. Hold on, wait.

Hold on, wait. That, or you can say here, stuff. You can just use that cut. All right. Well, anyway. Perfect. And you can't give me stuff, Rooks, for making you watch Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off at about 1 a.m. in the morning on the night before.

Double team's way better, okay team significantly better sorry go ahead brian all right so i have a very strong theme going so uh to honor cory to get another horror movie in here that's uh at his level that he could watch because i know you're a little scaredy cat. We're going Don't Look Under the Bed. Again, came out 2000 and actually 1999 in October, world's best month. It stars a person named Frances Bacon McCausland because, you know, they had to give her a middle name Bacon for some reason so starting off strong uh and it's about like the boogie monster under her bed coming to real life but at the end it turns out the boogie monster was her imaginary friend from when she was little but because she didn't believe in her imaginary friend anymore it turned evil and the movie ends with her and her imaginary friend

having to go out on move to a bunch of other different cities that are also being terrorized by boogeymen and they have to go make everyone else believe in their imaginary friends again goodness super dumb super strange but really scary honestly again it was 1999 i was in kindergarten uh was terrified if you've ever seen uh beetlejuice he looks sort of like that, but a little crazier. And then he also infects other people and turns them into boogeymen. So some nightmare fuel for a kindergartner. So vividly

remember being freaked out by that one. So easy pick. Got my theme going. Three horror ones in a row. It's going great. Okay. Obviously, I've never watched that one me neither it's a deep cut how dare you b track b side guys honestly it was really good that was my third pick and it was like one of the top five i could think of that i actually remember so okay guys watch my show come

on this might be polarizing but i'm'm going with High School Musical 2. The musical, the series. 2 is way better than 1. And I will die on that hill. I will stand on it. I will plant my flag on it. I will fight wars over it. Let me just run you down the track list of High School Musical 2 really quickly.

What time is it banger fabulous banger work this out banger you are the music in me banger i don't dance banger banger uh you are the music in me sharpe's version banger uh gotta go my own way did i say banger that one's heat that one's heat bet on it banger uh every day can i get a banger all for one banger banger and then the last one's the humma humma humma numa kuma numa kuapawa i'm just gonna go with a banger because i can't really pronounce it but any title that has a sweet hawaiian word in it banger um the one that they're dancing all around the pool right yeah i assume it's way it's it's just an all-around better movie the plot's better the characters are established so it benefits from that but usually sequels stink and i think just them going off um in in from like summer and it's it's it's more relatable in terms of like oh

like these kids it's more relatable it's not right like oh like i definitely didn't break out in song and dance with my high school friends um but you know it'd be awesome to go to just a resort and then a sweet pool and just hang out and go to a talent show and win the talent show um i think that's what they do right they like save the i don't even know what i remember the plot i just remember the soundtrack honestly it's on my lifting playlist when i'm max benching this is the one that they were at like summer camp or something, right? No, like all worked. Sharpay and Ryan, whatever. Like employed.

Also, Loki, they're good people. Didn't their families employ all of the high school for that summer? Exactly. Taught kids a good work ethic, what that can get you. And they're just working with their buds. They basically did a reprisal of, remember in Tarzan when the monkeying around, when they're banging on the drums and the pots and pans?

They basically did that in High School Musical in the kitchen. So it tugged at my heartstrings a little bit there. So I'm going to go with High School Musical too. I think it's an all-around better movie. So that's my pick. Have you seen The Vine or TikTok or whatever? Yeah. Where they showed that scene where they're banging around on the pots and pans, but take the music out of it.

Oh, that one. Or Manchester 71, too, where it's a guy. It's like a guy faking being on the other side of the restaurant. He's like, yeah, I'll have the this. And he's like, what? And they're playing the music in the background. He's like, what's going on back there? All right, Corey. Hell's Kitchen. Gordon Ramsay's out there just yelling. uh all right cory hell's kitchen

i feel like definitely i feel like brian and rooks have definitely never seen these but zacky ma'am uh xenon the sequel oh oh don't you dare disrespect me and tell me that it happens. So to go on the train of sequels that slap. So I got a couple of reasons. One, Kirsten Storms. Come on. Fire. Also, eventually makes it to General Hospital. And I know super random, but my family watches General Hospital, like my mom and grandma.

And so, like, I have seen just random General Hospital episodes. She's still great. So, you know know holds up also protozoa supernova girl going back to lizzie mcguire movie comment that's a heater of a song that one stuck stuck with me forever and the one scene that i remember that i thought was a dope was i think it was a scene they're like they have to rate isn't she she's in like a little like olympic games or something and she like races from like the spaceship have to rate. Isn't she? She's in like a little like Olympic games or something. And she like races from like the spaceship down to another spaceship or Earth in these like super dope, like personalized ships.

Always wanted to do that. But yet I haven't made it to space. So, you know, shoot for the stars. But many reasons. I think we could all agree. Fantastic. Also good enough for three movies. Like, come on.

We're talking high school musical numbers. Franchise. Exactly. They call it a freaky franchise. So far, I'm proud of my picks. And I loop it back around. All right, Brian, this one, this one's for you. I'm going Full Court Miracle.

Oh, wait, hold on do you no okay so i i hadn't seen this one sorry to interrupt but i was just looking through brian's list that he sent over i'm like i haven't heard some of these so i clicked on full court miracle and then what i saw like that it's like a jewish basketball team i was like this is such a deep cut in terms of like so specific of a of a setting and a plot. Oh, yeah, man. And Brian, do you know why I'm bringing it up? It's Maccabee Ball.

Hell yeah, it is. Oh, my gosh. What a deep cut. For those that don't know me and Brian, we are both garbage at basketball. And we lived with two people who are good at basketball and like basketball, so we would play 2K. Hey, thanks. The one game that they convinced us to play, me and Brian played on a team, and we were – which 90s Bulls team was it? Do you know? Probably like 96.

Probably like 96. Yeah, 96. Yeah, that was the best year zach have you heard this story the 96 bulls team and so it was me and brian versus dylan and rooks and we're also bad at 2k and for some reason we were awful with jordan but we were really good with steven kerr so we kept like we would drive the lane with jordan and then just like pop it out to kerr and just shoot threes. And all we yelled was Maccabee Ball the whole time.

Also, great movie just in general. Haven't really talked much about the movie, but actually a very good movie. Well, to make Maccabee Ball make sense, though, we also used the Maccabees as an international team. Exactly. We just yelled Maccabee Ball whenever there was turnover. And then we used the Bulls because Rooks was like, yeah, you guys are horrible. What's the connection, though, to the movie? Like, what's mccabee ball whenever there's turnover and then we use the bulls because rux is like yeah you guys are horrible what's the connection though the movie like what's the mccabee so they're jewish i know but like they're jewish name judah mccabee they're jewish okay i i know but it works but like what's judah mcabee

it's the mb it's like a professional team yeah yeah i think there you go that sounds right but anyway yeah still also great movie in general it's like i actually liked it it was one of the good sports movies i actually i actually liked it and you know throw a little religion little little learning along the way for somebody who wasn't going to hebrew school you know experience different cultures back place in Philly, Terjans. Go birds. Exactly. 76ers. I looked this one

up and I wanted to make it, but it's so ridiculous. The plot is the story of Hanukkah with the oil going out. It's like the generator is running on an oil lamp that's somehow still going on. Yeah, so the generator runs out at some point,

and they're like, oh no, because they're down, and the rules were as soon as the generator's out, the game's over. But then it comes back on, and they have enough time to make a comeback, and it's like you really just shoehorned all of Hanukkah into a basketball game somehow. Worked for me. Oh, it's a lot. All right, Back to me.

I know I said High School Musical 2 the best of the High School Musicals. Just don't. Just because The Godfather 2 was better than The Godfather doesn't mean you can't appreciate The Godfather. I'm taking the first High School Musical.

The one that started it all. Such a cop-out. I'm not here to argue that it's not a good movie i just think high school musical 2 is better again banger soundtrack we're breaking free like a remix edm version of that song gets the crowd going uh get your head in the game when they're dancing on the tables that that that movie made me so hopeful that high school was going to be this awesome like i'm like when do i go to flash dance school to learn how to dance on tables and and learn all this stuff because like this is going to happen in my high school right and it obviously didn't but there was no troy bolton you didn't rush to the clipboards

quick enough to sign up i know um but no i mean it was good uh again quick enough to sign up for the lesson? No, no, the Flashdance. But no, I mean, it was good. Again, shout out to Disney for promoting the gender roles of breaking. Like, Troy Bolton, you can't only play basketball. You got to focus on basketball. No way you can sing. Ew, gross. You're a guy. It's like, what are we doing here?

But again, he overcomes it. That song in the beginning when they're doing karaoke, oh, I forget what it's called. Isn't that song like the Soarin' Flyin' song? No, that's the ending one. No, that's the ending one. But that song in there is also great. I mean, it's just good.

I mean, I think the first two are good. The third one stinks. If anyone picks the third one, it's bad. First two, great though. So I'm happy with like, I just want the graphic, Brian, I just wanted High School Musical 2 to be first above High School Musical.

That's why I went that way. That's fair. Yeah. Yeah, you had to do that. I'm sensing a theme in all your movies about masculinity and about how you need

to just be able to do what you want. So I'm here to say, Zach, do whatever you want. Don't let gender stereotypes I don't know how even Steven's movie relates to gender stereotypes, but we could probably find something. We could figure it out.

Yeah, you could find something in there. Beans has his whole thing going on. There's definitely some problems with him in there somewhere. Probably because they call them Beans' whole life. Yeah. You're up. All right. Am I up?

okay I am disappointed in every one of you because there's about 25 movies on the wikipedia list of Disney Channel original movies 5 of them from this franchise none of them have been picked so far it is better there it is

it is better than any other young adult teenage movie thingy thing. It's the most magic. It's the best. It's insane that that went. The first one. It's the only one my memory holds.

This man's over here boosting it up so much and then it's like yeah i don't remember any of them though i watched one two years ago before covid and also college football songs and i chose to watch that so okay there you go uh cody's is this in the same universe as uh hocus pocus and uh just okay thank you uh it could be we can make that happen the disney channel musical not musical uh wizard multiverse is getting larger yeah we can put them all there sabrina it's all the same basic stuff so the film is a 13 year old girl named marty piper who can't

ever go out on halloween because i don't know parents are crazy turns out she's a witch they turn they're like a poor opens on halloween to go to halloween town because that's a creative name but like they go there there's a bunch of ghouls and goblins there's a guy named calabar he's evil great they fight him you know that happens and then that happens about four more times yeah great name also it's just it's just great you know what you're getting every movie's the same you know there's a little feel-good plot at the end you get some ghouls and goblins they always come out halloween obviously it's a classic the fact that none of you special effects ahead of its time really they. They usually compare Halloween Town to Star Wars when they reflect on

cinematography. Great pick, Brian. No, no, no. They compare Star Wars to Halloween Town. Halloween Town walks so Star Wars could run. Halloween Town and New Hope. Was it literally just Halloween Town

1, 2, 3, 4, and 5? No, there was Halloween Town High, Don't it literally just Halloween Town 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 or did they have cool no there was Halloween Town High don't you dare come on it is Halloween Town Halloween Town 2 Calabar's Revenge Halloween Town High and then Return to Halloween Town

Halloween Town Electric Boogaloo is it me? am is it my last two yeah who's up all right so i didn't like back to back so as i said not didn't watch very many uh disney channel movies um there's a few i could pick to stick along with it's very obvious the only ones i watch are related to sports in some kind of way but you know we're gonna take a little detour i have seen this movie in the last um i think in the last year maybe longer i'm going camp rock um absolutely ridiculous movie like so really so many different things about this movie were ridiculous from what I remember.

But the big reason I'm picking it, like, you know, when we were younger, hated the Jonas Brothers. Absolutely despised them. Now, kind of love the Jonas Brothers. They are Penn State boys. Those boyos are kind of, they're some of the greats right now. And I do appreciate them. They do have really funny, I think Kevin has a few super funny lines in this movie. And I remember watching it and thinking, oh, this actually is pretty funny.

And that's something that's very rare, like actual comedy in these Disney Channel original movies. But, yeah, overall, like, again, you know, it's my fourth rounder. You know, I'm not I'm not over the moon with it. But this is I feel like it's a classic that needs to be acknowledged. And Big Jonas Brothers guy. I haven't said anything about Demi Lovato, who's the star of the movie. Hey, Jonas. What I'm pretty.

So if I remember correctly, Joeonas is in the whole movie like he's the main character and then nick and kevin are off doing nonsense and they have all these little side scenes and like cameo type things but like i'm sitting here harping about the jonas brothers making the movie when two of them were barely like not in it for a ton of it but anyway that's my first one and then my second one i'm gonna do i think i think i'm gonna go wait i'm trying to i'm trying to find halloween town there's one with lindsey lohan that i remember i liked no don't you when i was younger. I'm going to go with Get a Clue. Zach,

come on. PG episode. No, that's three. He just said the F word twice. Thank you, Brian. Yeah, I'm going. Please get it in post. Somebody restined this man zach wanted this like you're gonna hate my reasoning like i just when i was younger i thought lindsey lohan was cute um i don't remember anything about reasoning that was

half my reasoning too i don't remember anything that's pre like pre charlie sheep um i don't remember anything about this movie i i have no idea i pulled it up and i was like they saw i mean considering that it's called get a clue i mean that makes sense um but yeah i just i'm scrolling down the list of movies i was like this one looks familiar i clicked it and i saw lindsey lohan again i was like oh yeah i used to think this was like kind of cool but i just never talked about it because i just like had a crush on lindsey lowe and but yeah sorry zach those that's literally my only reasons for picking this and that's my draft i'm off the board the fact that you didn't even mention the song the title song get a clue which i'm gonna play right now and i'm sorry if we get a copyright strike

brian and get this uh taken down but i'm gonna play right now hold on oh do it don't don't hear anything man that sounds iconic zach i don't know can he hear us he's just he's just smiling what do you mean he's just he's just smiling staring at the camera holding his phone and bobbing his head it was playing out of my phone yeah we can't hear anything and he's just bobbing his head having a good time oh man this is that was embarrassing uh how could you not hear it why don't you just respond on the on the twitter uh post and you can post a link to it zach actually should i sing it right now never mind no it's okay uh yeah no sing it you got it get a clue there's nothing you can do nothing's ever quite what it seems just look a little closer at me wake up who knew it's

me it's you get a clue and then they're like this is actually good enough that i sounded familiar yeah thank you yeah i recognize that man i'm mad now sorry for the extra work and poster you have to do brian honestly i was probably like a minus 1000 in000 in terms of slipping up in this episode. But okay. All right. Well, I'm mad now. Brian, go ahead. Boys, this is not my pick, but it's on my list.

How have none of you picked Cadet Kelly yet? I remember. What? With Lizzie McGuire. I remember military school. Why would you bring it up when there's somebody who picks right before you? Why would you do that? I'm more of a cowboy.

Okay, so. Also on my list. Guys. I've never heard of cowboys, so I'm excited to hear about it. So, my theme of horror movies is going to take a little bit of a turn. It's kind of a horror movie just once you hear the entire plot. It's definitely not supposed to be, but it is a nightmare. I'm going to go Miracle on Lane 2.

Frankie Munoz, yeah. Frankie Munoz. Do you guys? Guys, all right. It's going to be, give me like three to four minutes. I'm going to read a condensed version of the plot. I'm going to close my eyes. You're going to hear everything.

I feel like I'm there now. So the film is based on the life of justin yoder who was born with spina bifida in hydrocephalus 12 year old justin yoder uses a i don't know i can't say it he uses a wheelchair for guidance and for guidance he turns to god who takes the form of a famous race car driver bobby wade starting out strong uh justin attempts to try out for the summer basketball league, but he's in a wheelchair. So due to his disability, he gets rejected. Then he tries to enter a chess tournament. But despite that, he's placed into a younger category because they think he's younger than he is because he's in a wheelchair. What?

After leaving the tournament in disappointment, he turns to a car show where he meets a guy named Vic and he helps him clean his garage and he sees all his like racing trophies so he and Vic decide that he's going to be a soapbox racer because that makes sense so they build a soapbox car they design a custom handbrake for him because obviously can't use his legs so he has a little handbrake but his dad and mom are like obviously this is a bad idea and so his dad starts to ignore him and misses his baseball games while and all that's revealed while he's in therapy because uh he can do a fight with his father meanwhile still in a wheelchair all horrible then during a race justin crashes hospitalized due to spinal fluid buildup and then, he's still permitted to race into some, like, final derby championship after he won, like, a different race.

But on the way to the derby, the dude that he's, like, building the car with revealed that this guy's daughter died in a soapbox racing accident. And, actually, it's not soapbox racing, swimming accident. And his wife died a year later. Then they had to convince the rules committee to allow him to compete because his handbrake's not, like, technically allowed. Ultimately, he wins the tournament. And in the final scene, he asks God if people are perfect when they go to heaven. In response, God shows him a vision where there are angels with and without wheelchairs,

to which he happily replies, perfect. Just one detail in there. So did he crash the soapbox car because he had spinal fluid buildup, or did he go to the hospital after the crash he had spinal fluid buildup? After he crashed. I'm sure the fact that he was already in a wheelchair, it compounded the fact that when he crashed, spinal fluid was built up, correct?

He didn't get his medical records. Yeah, what's the diagnosis, doctor? Yo, also, like, honestly, I did not think I was going to agree with you about it being a horror movie. Yeah, no, that sounds terrible. That's way more terrifying than... Dude, this kid is so destroyed he tried first off i don't know why he tried to try out for the basketball team you should have known that's going but then he can't even make the chess team

then he gets into a car crash where he's already like can't move his legs and then the guy he's hanging out with his daughter had died in a horrible accident And then his wife also died in a horrible accident. And then his dad doesn't like him. It doesn't come to his baseball games. And then at the end, God comes down and is like, angels don't have legs either. And it ends. Yeah, that's insane. That's an absolutely insane story.

That is ridiculous. Also, that's one thing with these disney movies i know there's there's not nice people in this world but what person running a chess team would have a kid try to try out for the chess team in a wheelchair and the chess that they said they didn't let him on the team because they thought he was too young because he was in a wheelchair no they put him on like the little kid team because they're like, oh, you look little. What terrible human would ever...

Because you can't walk. Are you joking? That's... Yikes, Disney. Shame on you, Disney. Disney, we're coming for your neck. That is deplorable. I'm like, half these movies you couldn't make now.

Oh, absolutely not. Dude, Eddie's million dollar cook-off. There's so many lines from the dad where it's like, what did he just say? Anyways. All right. Who's next? My turn? Yikes.

So close your draft. You guys ready? Yeah. Because we are sisters. We stand together. We make up one big family. Though we don't look the same, our spots are different, different colors. We make each other stronger.

They ain't ever going to change. Because we're cheetah girls. Cheetah sisters. And last pick, The Cheetah Girls. Corey, you're up. All right, yeah, I'm up now. All yours are musical now. That's all we're going to have to say.

Read the monologue and that's it. Yo, I'm going to win this draft. I'm going to get so much love from the audience. Audience, make sure you're in the room. I just got to ask, do you have a reason? Or is it like the last one on your list uh i have so i actually had when we have honorable mentions i have two other ones but they're so new that i don't think they would resonate and uh big adriana by long guy so or however you say her name She's one of the Cheetah Sisters, if you didn't know. I could have figured that one out. Alright, well, to close it off,

just in spite of Brian saying, how could nobody pick Cadet Kelly, I'm going to avoid Cadet Kelly, because that was rude, and now you know for the next time it's a movie about her like learning how to spin like a gun she's like color guard it's so she goes like hiking and somebody hurts themselves and then that plays into the movie too all right man come on like there's other things um there's no kid in a wheelchair who gets denied to play chess. All right. So I'm going with the, what is it, Mr. Mrs. Irrelevant final pick.

I'm going Motocross, a movie that is loosely based on the adaptation of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night. It gives you a very good she's the man vibe. Brother gets injured racing motocross and then the sister replaces. And, you know, there's a lot of sports,

a lot of action, a little, like, love drama. Entertaining. I've watched that one plenty of times in my youth and I am shocked that I got it with the final pick. My youth? I feel like the... My youth? entertaining i've watched that one plenty of times in my youth and i am shocked that i got it with the final pick my youth i feel like the uh my youth how old are you i feel like i'm old enough

that i could say that are we still in our youth uh just say childhood youth is like when you're 75 you don't have youth anymore i feel like the uh I feel like the title of this movie is a little problematic. Like, because cross-dressing? Yeah. Is that problematic? I don't know. I don't think it is. You can cross-dress.

She has to cross-dress to be a motocrosser she dresses up like her like twin brother and that's how they go like get away with it maybe not problematic but yeah maybe just too like i don't know maybe too not advanced for a disney channel it just seems like they're way above its time yeah this was on my short list just because i remembered like oh sick they were on they're on dirt like dirt bikes that's sweet yeah but i mean that's about like 80 the reason i had no idea that there was a deep a deep message being being spread here but that's that's my ignorance because every one of these movies has that in some in some aspect but man hey hey great job boys we got through that with only three f-bombs uh i'll take it and if you average it

if you average it out among the four of us it's actually not that bad well one of us doesn't swear so yeah we'll make sure you gotta make sure to edit all that nonsense out it's the PG episode we wanna make sure the kids can all hear a lot of censors on this but it'll be good

I will put it up on Twitter I'll put it up on Instagram we'll get a poll going vote on whose is the best obviously it's mine. All five horror movies together. Where can they phone in to tell us who had the best draft? Or call in.

In the description of every episode, there's a link. You can click on that. It has our social media and stuff, but it also has a link to call into the episode. Say whatever you want. Yell at us. Insult us. Do a funny voice.

Tell us which one's the best one question about the frankie muniz movie wait if he was on they told him to put on the younger team was this like a school team or was this just like a like wreck chess league like what is this because if it's a school team what is their jv chess now that's not isn't there like aren't there like chess prodigies so like if like doesn't age isn't age not supposed to like play a part in like where you get put in chess exactly it's all isn't it all about how good you are at chess like there's no eight what or maybe the younger team is the better team because that's the prodigy team hmm yeah really frankie just misinterpreted what

happened he should have stuck to chess too. Too much spinal fluid built up. Yikes. Yeah, please. Let's end it on that. Get us out of here.