It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 32: Let Me Tell You About My Best Friend

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

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oh man we beat the crap out of the potatoes this weekend we played idaho the hosiers played idaho i was like i have no idea what you're talking about but all right we didn't they're named the vandals but could you man i feel like a great rebrand would just be we are the idaho potatoes the spuds zach did you see there was a um there's a popular tiktok going around and it was at it looked like an IU sorority house or something before the Idaho game and there's a girl just filming all the girls getting ready and she's like who are we playing today and I think one of them says Idaho there was like Wisconsin Ohio State there was just every every school that is not Idaho was named

in that list. Hey, man, Harvard of the Midwest. That's what they call Indiana University, baby. It's a great video, though. But, yeah, no, Indiana's back. The Big Phoenix is here to stay. This is why I hate opening up against a Big Ten opponent because I feel like if we opened up against Idaho, the game against Iowa would have been a lot different.

Not saying we would have won, but I'm saying we wouldn't have lost by 30 points no yeah week one everyone in college plays hella bad just because they're college kids so like you forget they're like dicking around during the summer i know a lot of them are on campus and like practicing and stuff but like compared to the, week one in college is always complete mess. Are you guys – Zach, are the Hoosiers a young team this year? Did they lose a lot? Are they what?

Are they – Are they a young team? Like, did they lose upperclassmen? No, we returned, I think, all 11 starters on defense and nine starters on offense. And you still got butt plugged week one? Dude, I'm telling you, Iowa has an unfair advantage with the hospital looking over them. It's unfair. They have the power of children.

Angels and outfields. Exactly. It's literally angels in the end zone. I just remember when. But they're not dead. They're not angels yet. Brian, that was bad. Not cool.

Totally not cool. People die at hospitals.. Brian, that was bad. Not cool. Totally not cool. People die at hospitals. I don't think people don't know that. No, we got a big game against Cincy this week. So chances to win, get back in the rankings. And then two weeks we got Penn State. So speaking of those Nittany Lions, how'd they do? Whipped up on University of Balls, man.

Whipped up on them. The Fighting David Lettermans, you put them down? Oh, we put them down. I mean, I'm not going to lie. I was pretty intoxicated while watching, so I was just like, I probably watched a quarter when we were, I probably watched like the third quarter, and then I had a fat cat nap, nice little 20-minute guy.

And then when we get into the weekend, I'll talk more about what was going on. But yeah, no, I was not really paying attention. But hey, we dogged him. I watched it, but as much as I would watch Penn State play whatever their week one or two cupcake game is, it was always the same we looked good ish but not good enough for playing ball state so well yeah and we have auburn this week which is

absolutely terrifying but it's home and it's a white out so i think home of field advantage this year is going to play a lot more into it than previously because no one's used to it from last year so it'll be a little like jarring to come back to beaver stadium and auburn's never played against us like in beaver stadium so they don't know what to expect so man i think we got it i hope we get a nice win against the sec teams man i'm so i'm so over the sec elitism in college football and i i understand why it exists i'm just it's just exhausts me at times you guys wear suits to your games man i don't care how good the football is you guys wear fucking suits to football games like go fuck yourself literally go fuck yourself i mean wait who wears suits the players or the no like students like like like greek life oh well greek

life sucks so whatever none of us are g oh my god gdi much i got shouted at rush man i got shouted that once at campus at IU. I don't know how they know you're a GDI. I guess you're just not on frat row. Literally, I got like a drive-by GDI yell. Guy just drive-by is like, what's up, GDIs? I'm like, that's kind of mean. What were you wearing?

Did you have the cargo shorts on? Oh, buddy. I think I graduated from the cargo shorts. I was smart enough to throw those away after high school, but I just would not stop wearing athletic shorts in college. It was just a strict part of my attire. And then looking back on it, why did no one tell me that I looked...

that I could wear... There was other shorts options, or just wear jeans out. Just wear jeans. Wait, you wore athletic shorts out? Yeah. Well, not like out, but then you,

I feel like everyone had the one pair of khaki shorts that they just matched with everything, and that was my go-to. But in the winter, I'd obviously wear jeans, but the jeans were never great fitting. They were just super baggy, relaxed fit, pockets hanging down in the middle of my thigh. Wrangler.

Real, comfortable jeans. Jeans. middle of my thigh real comfortable james yeah this james here i there's no way that's why you got drive by gdi like there's no way that they were like man those guys paint those guys cheese are definitely boot cut like what a gene there's no way dude if your genes are bad enough i could see it though yeah there's no way man But anyway, we had double football Sunday. Brian, you go first. Talk about the lures. Oh, this is week one, right? We played the Bills.

Yes. Or is it week two? No, it's week one, buddy. Oh, week one. Crushed it. Got a win. Lost to them last year in the playoffs. Steelers looked very all over the place. Defense, insane. Absolutely great. year in the playoffs. Steelers looked very... all over the place.

Defense, insane. Absolutely great. Fly to the ball. Turnovers everywhere. Block to kick. Interceptions and fumbles. Offense, crap the bet. Looks horrible.

So it's going to be a lot to learn. What the fuck was going on with the Bills' offense? Like, I know the Steelers' defense good and the Steelers defense looked good. The Bills offense looked like a shit show compared to last year. I don't know what the hell happened there. In what way? Just Josh Allen went from being, like, top dog to just looking. I just don't think they looked very good.

Like, I just think they looked, like, kind of out of sync and just out of rhythm the entire time. That could be credited to the Steelers' defense. They scored like 10 points super early, right? It was like 10 or 14 points super quick or super early, I thought, and then nothing really happened. I was watching red zone, so it was all blurring together. I think it was like 10 in the first half, but they scored on their first or second drive.

Okay, yeah. But after that, they looked fine. As soon as as anyone caught the ball someone was there to hit them on the Steelers and like even if they even as soon as they caught the ball they would knock it out of their hands like there's multiple times they caught the ball turned and one of our cornerbacks just punched it out immediately so it wasn't like they couldn't figure it out themselves I feel like we just had their number for a minute. Because, like, they were completing passes, and they were kind of open. It was just they never had any yards after the catch.

Yeah, that could be true. I mean, that's the thing. I said it could be credit to Steelers D, but just Josh Allen only throwing one touchdown and being under 300 yards at this point, I feel like it's just kind of strange. But. Hey, we got good yeah we got it figured out we picked up melvin gordon not melvin engram from the chargers so our d line is incredible so they're sick it's our offense though we turned over every single lineman except for one

from last year so super ideal this can be a lot to catch up on and with a new rookie running back like we'll figure it out as we go we're gonna get better as season goes on which is cool because like they're all so new but we can't rely on our defense as much we did last year because that's what happened and then we got like a bunch of injuries and then our defense became average and our offense wasn't good enough to keep up with it and we lost our last six games in a row so yeah but the cards though the bird game oh my gosh you tell me cardinals have titans week one been watching the cardinals for a while now we always look like dog shit week one we always look so slow out of the gate everyone's a lost child look we're calling

parents saying like hey your kid wandered out of the field he doesn't know what position he's playing like we look just brutal um but you know in tennessee too just molly whopping them for hours like i was on cloud nine kyler murray looks beautiful oh my god he was throwing dimes out there but rooks hold on i thought he was too short to play yeah he's he's pretty short that that doesn't include um penis length though because that thing was schwanging that thing was at least 15 inches do you his touchdown pass to crit uh to kirk where kirk's like looking over his head kyler threw that so early under so much pressure off his back foot and dropped it in the fucking bread basket it was a beautiful ball kyler was on the money chandler jones i don't i

don't necessarily enjoy you because you were crying about money before the season but as long as you act like you want to be there every week and play like you did I don't give a fuck you don't fuck it let's give you more money I don't care like that was an unbelievable performance DeAndre Hopkins I want to kiss you on the mouth you're the man just across the board we looked good and I'm I I don't have much to say. I mean, we played an awesome game. Shut down Titans offense that has A.J. Brown, Julio Jones, and Derrick Henry. Your boy is a happy man today.

I am a very happy man. Julio Jones is overrated. I've been saying that all year. I hope I'm right. Julio Jones is not overrated. He's overrated right now because people keep saying he's in his prime he's not he's definitely i don't think that i don't i don't think that's true also i saw it i saw what's that i saw a tweet it was like the titans have uh tannahill derrick

henry uh julio jones and brown all in their prime right now they're gonna win the super wars like most of those players aren't in their prime at all like brown all in their prime right now they're gonna win the super walls like most of those players aren't in their prime at all like brown is in his like second third year that's not your prime as a receiver derrick henry last year's his prime he's passed it you never have two 2k yards in a row tannahill tannahill is the most overrated person that guy kind of stinks i know he stinks big time it's it's it's so easy if you can't get derrick henry going and by the way derrick henry my guy tractor sito like great nickname but if you can't give the ball and you can't score on the one yard line when you are

250 pounds and six two or whatever he is my guy like what are we doing and then they run like a dumb like tight end pop pass and it's incomplete like that should be automatic from the one yard line so i think i think tannahill i don't know this might get a very specific listener mad but tannahill stinks i hope it gets a very specific listener i just i completely i'm completely with you if you if you can shut down like the whole the whole reason like in my opinion tanhill has had these games where he's looked so good is number one obviously the most glaringly obvious thing is you have the best arguably the best running back in the league like yeah top three running back and then in a run first offense it's going to be easier to throw, but he's also really good at just not making mistakes.

I think he's a decent game manager where he's not going to fuck up all the time. But you stop Derrick Henry, and then you just don't let Tannehill kind of get in rhythm. The sacks, oh my gosh. The sacks just, you could tell that man was in a blender. That man was so shooketh and it was, oh man, I'm just thinking about it. It's just making me smile. I'm so happy.

Oh my gosh. You don't have to be a great quarterback to win games or to make it to the playoffs or to win the Super Bowl. Eli Manning has two of them. So we know that's not true. Easy there, cowboy. manning has two of them so we know that's not true so easy there cowboy eli and tana hill i would put in the same frame i think that's a little bit of a stretch i don't i don't know is it i don't know speaking of eli has like records for interceptions too, man. Speaking of awesome quarterbacks,

Andy Dalton stepping up to the plate, baby. Oh, come on. That was mean. Yeah, Bears lost. Not a surprise. It was somehow shocking and exactly what I expected. So I don't think Andy Dalton played bad. I just think he played like Andy Dalton,

which everyone should know is just a meh quarterback, throwing 250 yards. It's also hard to throw for a ton of yards when you don't have a single pass route go more than 15 yards down the field, which is an actual fact. They didn't have an attempt over 15 yards, so that was kind of tough.

Justin Fields needs to be in the game for more than four snaps we scored on one of his snaps which is fantastic so if you do that at that ratio he scores every four plays but they feel like we win a lot of games if you use that math um there is no reason why he shouldn't be playing they said they're gonna play in that week four we were talking about this before what's the difference between playing him now versus week four i i don't i don't get it i think they just promised andy dalton that he was going to be the starter for a little bit not to hurt his feelings until he's ready but week four we play the lions i think away uh no the lions at home um but luckily i'm going to the bears vegas um game which is week five so hopefully my big my big beautiful

boy justin fields will be starting when i go there so again not too much the defense stunk by the way bears defense normally good big bad terrible so blown coverages all over the place so rob the score just give justin fields more time just throw the ball deep it'd be great yeah yeah shootout shootouts only shootouts only um that stadium looks sick though so shout out so far oh yeah they look pretty dope um but yeah so yeah so that was sunday night or sunday we watched or saturday college football sunday nfl monday monday night football great game last night uh tuesday night uh tonight bachelor in paradise night but could you imagine if we had like wednesday night football and then al michaels

comes to your screens like what's up everybody can you believe it is wednesday my dudes always oppressive i was like i'm like i try to make the sentence work this time. Cause last time the sentence did not, the phonics and the grammar. The verbiage wasn't there last time. This was funny. Trying to figure it out while speaking. It's episode 32 of It's Monday, my dudes. We are missing one this week. Corey is not here.

May or may not have caught the plague. We will find out in a couple of days, but we got three of us. We got Zach. HIPAA. Well, I said may or may not so you know zach how you doing doing great thanks for having me oh yeah yeah uh you're on a short leash though so uh better do good brooks how's it going oh it's freaking going baby we're out here you know we're just vibing thriving i haven't experienced a football loss yet so my morale is high two penn state wins i have a win cardinals have hold on hold on is that part of your weekend you in fantasy football this this week no no no okay hold on no no that doesn't count that doesn't count bright for the viewers

bri guy beat up on first off bri guy's name in our league is korean beef which i'm not gonna lie i've checked the score of the game so many times i was like when did i draft these players oh this is his team why do i keep doing this so that's confusing. But yeah, real, I got my booty spanked in that league, but I don't count that. That doesn't count. All right. No, yeah. I have your photo as my photo

because you put my photo as your photo. And so all two years ago when we played, everyone kept asking me, like, oh, we're playing this week. And I was like, I'm not playing you this week. I'm like, that's Rooks' thing. So it confuses everyone. It's great. But yeah, we got a beautiful draft incoming for you.

It's only going to be three of us, but we got a whole bunch of different picks. Looking through this list, I forgot how many absolute heaters there were on this list but we'll get into that later um hey uh zaddy daddy how was the weekend the weekend was uh nice and then it turned a little painful uh so i'm gonna paint you a story here but we started out friday took a nice half day impromptu half day off work friends decided decided that they were going to the Pitchfork Music Festival. So they had an extra ticket.

So I took off a half day. And we were kind of vibing. It's way smaller than something like Lala or Coachella, just at a small little park and a lot of indie artists. Saw my girl Phoebe Bridgers, though. Cried a little bit. It was nice. But, yeah, got home.

Saturday, kind of just chilled all day watched college football ordered some za uh mostly because the reason on sunday i woke up played a nice little nine holes of golf with some buddies in the burbs and then we went to my uh my friend's house and let me tell you something that i think improves your quality of life and i'm super jealous he has a projector in his basement uh with like a big screen like brand new and so it's not like a sketchy you know bed sheet hanging down it's yeah it's like an official thing and i don't know if i can ever go watch like tv on a you know a game or anything on a normal tv ever again it was the sweetest thing ever. And we just watched Red Zone and Sunday,

or in football the entire day and ate Buffalo chicken dip. Dude, my friend in first grade had a projector in his garage and we used to play Super Smash Brothers on that. Yeah, he has that too, yeah. Oh my goodness. That was sick. Because back in first grade, TVs are like 24 inches, and they're like rounded in the wrong direction,

and they're garbage. You can't see anything. This guy has a projector. It's like 100 inches on his garage wall. Biggest thing I've ever seen. Freaking out. It was the best. And then he came over for a birthday party,

and my brother threatened to throw over the balcony because he does that to everybody for some reason, and then he never talked to me again. So, uh, lost a friend. Dude, that took a fucking turn.

I didn't realize how, I thought it was gonna be way more expensive. The actual screen he said was only like a hundred bucks. It's the projector that you can get an actual, you know, 10 80 HD projector. You can get a 4k projector and that's where it's the more of the price of an actual tv but uh you know they just moved to a

new house i don't anticipate moving anytime uh but yeah it was great um and then oh i also ate like almost like a full cookie cake from jewel osco so that was what i'm ashamed of you you should eat the full cookie cake yeah how do you not finish that do you guys cut uh your cookie cake in pizza slices or squares uh i just grab a handful and just kind of right from the middle it really just it just depends on the mood you know sometimes especially i'd always used to scheme burns cookie cake and like i would cut little slivers like pizza slices off in that and try to try to do my part but if it's if it's one that I don't care about the portions that I'm taking or if it's mine, yeah, I'm just fisting that baby

and just grabbing stuff and eating it. Dude, freshman year of college, my birthday's in October. Rook's is in December. I got a cookie cake from my mom in October, and then I got another cookie cake from my mom in October because she forgot that she sent me one and then I got a cookie cake from my sister that same week so we had three cookie cakes arrived to her to worm and then Rooks's birthday he got like a box of like a hundred brownies do you

remember that from your yes yes no it's from my grandma your grandma they were sick but we had so much food and we're so over cookie cake but we've downed that first one in like a day like it did not last there's three full ones it starts to drag out yeah so as i said my weekend turned painful so i'm gonna count this as like an extended part of my weekend so this morning i was running out the door for work put on like it's business casual so i threw on like a nicer t-shirt with my jeans notice my shirt was a little wrinkly so i'm like all right i gotta fix this i can't be looking like a slob took my steamer and instead of a normal person taking my sheet off or my shirt off decided to steam it on my body and uh i got a nice like little like third degree burn right here on my left pectoral

you got burned when you got burned trying to steam a piece of clothing while it was on your fucking body wow yeah that is groundbreaking yeah it wasn't it wasn't the best i mean it kind of looks like iceland like i have iceland like right on my left pack it looks like you got a third nipple my man yeah it was uh it hurt it hurt but so yeah don't do that they should really put that in more visible on the on the box or the the steamer so i'm gonna give it i'm gonna give it one degree burns out of three go that's not bad first degree bread is not bad brooks how was your weekend you know it was a good time um so um i only did stuff saturday so shout out katie um my friend katie it was her birthday and a bunch of us got um we got this like airbnb i don't know if it's airbnb if it's just a rental house, but it's this little house over in the Chesapeake Bay on like Kent Island. And it was like this cool little house.

It had like a grill, backyard, pool. There's a little bar like two second walk away from it. It's like on the water. It was beautiful. But your boy, I coached the boyos on saturday morning first victory first shutout for your boy 34-0 dubskies eat it stanley um but then we popped off but immediately after the game got my car drove to kent island started carlos. Kept getting after it. I was so gosh darn tired. I woke up at 6 a.m.

So by the time it's like 2 o'clock in the afternoon. By the time it's like 2 o'clock, I am just dozing so hard because I've been drinking a little. I was up super early. But then we started eating. So, you know, I started getting my legs under me again a little. Started watching Penn State around like 3- ish took a little cat nappy then it was time to get after it so after that happened you know shots are flying started boozing harder it was just like it was dope because it was just us all hanging out in the house you know what i mean it wasn't this because the house was so cool and we had a we had like a solid group like it was just us like getting fucked up at the house which was super fun

um oh i had this was the first time i can't remember the last time i did this but you know when you're playing a drinking game with everybody and there's one person who's just shit face and can't can't play the game like just doesn't never remembers the rules like so have you ever played the game tits basically basically it's it's it's like so there's a bunch of cups of beer in the middle and everyone has their name on a cup you balance a ping pong ball like just at the bunch whoever's cup you land in you guys both have like a flip cup against each other and then like if you lose you get the letter t and so t-i-t-s you're out but like i forgot that just getting one letter means you still have three more letters to get so after i got my first one i was just like talking to people around the table and just catching up

with a bunch of people so it kept making in my cup and everyone's like dude dude come on go go go and i was like i'm out dude i would hold my hand up because you write it my cup, and everyone's like, dude, dude, come on, go, go, go. And I was like, I'm out, dude. And I would hold my hand up because you write it on your hand, and there's just a T. And they're like, the game is called Tits, dumbass. Like, you have three other turns. And, yeah, so I was the first one. I was – when I got to Tits – I knew that guy.

Yeah, I looked at everybody. I said, please just get me out this time. I was like, I didn't want to play – like, I didn't really want to play. I knew I wasn't going to be in the mindset anyway. Like, please just get me the this time i was like i didn't want to play that like i didn't really want to play i knew i wasn't going to be in the mindset anyway like please just get me the fuck out um but um yeah it was really cool just hung out oh my god i had a s'more for the first time in like i don't even know how many years shout out lex lexi made me a s'more oh my god it was so i just haven't had a s'more in so long like it i get why it's just have more cookouts man oh my gosh it was so i just haven't had a s'more in so long like it i get why it's just more

cookouts man oh my gosh it was so fucking good i your boy creamed himself are you are you for uh your s'mores do you take your time to roast them or you straighten the fire burn it black time oh that's right yeah i like i like a little golden brown that's it i don't i don't i don't like having a torch and then putting it in the s'more you know nothing impresses a girl more than a perfectly roasted marshmallow if you take your time because she knows you're gonna take the time to do the little things correctly anyone can just stick it in the fire like a neanderthal i feel like it's a generation thing honestly i've never met anyone like our age who like burns them it's always like old people that like can't taste it there used to

be people there used to be people in scout in like boy scouts that always used to do it i remember that yeah like the leaders or no like kids that were weird who acted like 70 year olds anyways yeah that's true we did we did have weird old soul kids we did have so a ton of uh second grade kids that acted like 70 year olds man that's that's definitely true right we did do you not remember no dude i mean scouts it's really down the middle scout kids are weird i mean yes they're weird but saying they're like seven year olds i don't know i just feel like that's too specific for just how generally strange everyone was anyway that's neither that's neither here nor there anyway but yeah i got back from well the best part about going to kent island was it was

only an hour away so like drive home was absolutely nothing the next morning which oh my god thank the lord um then just watched hella football oh i ate sushi too guess how many i guess how many rolls i ordered of sushi what's the sushi parole give me a ratio six pieces oh if you ate anything less than like six pieces, five or five, I'll be disappointed. I'm going six. Greg, I got it. I ate six rolls of sushi, man. Yeah, that's not. I mean, yeah, that's a normal amount.

That's why anytime I go to a sushi place, if it's not. That's why I never pick a sushi place as a date because i always get all you can eat i never want to scare the the lady i'm sitting across from in terms of how much sushi i can inject into my body or you get an impressor does that all you eat come with crab or angoon as well not goons my place i go to doesn't come with goons it comes with dump you can get dumplings wonton soup or egg drop soup um the um gyozas shrimp dumplings shumai you can't get uh goons though that's more of a chinese thing i feel like what yeah the sushi not both no oh bry guy no it's japanese dude they they definitely eat sushi in China. Yes, at Japanese restaurants. Oh, God.

We're canceled. It's official. I can see it now, the headline. Burn thinks all Asians are the same. SMH, man. I didn't say that. I said they eat it there. Oh, God.

Anywhoos. But yeah, just ate hella sushi, watched tons of football. Life was good. Cardinals beat the shit out of the Titans. Your boy was a happy boy. I'm going to give my weekend... Did Kyler have four or five touchdowns? I think he had five.

I'm going to give him five Kyler Murray touchdowns on my weekend. It was lovely. Bryguy, how we doing? My iPod got stolen this weekend. Your iPod? Wait, you have an iPod? So I've had two iPods in my life. I had an iPod Shuffle from like 6th grade and an iPod Nano from like 9th grade.

You, okay, two huge things here, right? So first off, you've actively listened to music on an iPod Nano in the last year? I have reasons. I can explain. Okay, but yes. The answer to that is yes? The answer is yes. The answer is yes. Okay, and then on top of that, someone went out of their way to steal your iPod Nano.

Exactly. That's why I'm mad. I don't care if it's gone because who cares if it's iPod Nano. I'm just mad because you took it. What do you get out of this? It's not going to hook up to any computer. Yeah. Also, go to a different car.

So it got stolen out of my car. Go to a different car. Someone's going to leave their phone in there and steal like a phone because that's but anyways once my car i turned it on i could like hear the engine really loud i was like that's weird i like look over my like passenger side doors like slightly not closed i was like okay i'll close it and then i like look down on my like cup holder where my ipod was i was like oh yeah that's gone it's like well all right and i look around they didn't take anything else i have like a gps in there and like some money and like shoes and like clothes and random things and like no they took the charger for it and the ipod and that's it honestly they're

probably at this point probably appreciated in value like there was a time where it was like nano is bad it went through the like the bell curve like a sign graph and then it came back up i i hope some homeless dudes just like jamming out to some of my music but also i feel bad because i have not updated that since like eighth grade so it's such weird oh it's like 90 white panda remixes and then like a lot of eiffel 65 it's it's a weird mix but so the reason i have it is i use the sauna at the gym and everyone brings their phone in there and like listens to music and i'm like i'm not gonna wait wait wait you use the sauna in the gym yeah yeah have you have you seen burns abs okay i get it well like yeah but who is he trying to impress in the sauna the old dudes it's never old dudes it's at la fitness so it's and it's in south side so it's like

all college kids well i have an la fitness by me and it's all old dudes and i don't live in like a older part of town well mine's all old dudes so just continue anyways it's but like i don't want to bring my phone in there and like have it just like die because it's 180 degrees and everyone else does apparently they'll wear like airpods and like beats and they'll bring their phone in there i'm like it's definitely slowly melting on the inside that's why my ipod in there but now it's gone so that sucks um i had a string of bad drivers this whole weekend so that's what i'm going to stick to because people are horrible in pittsburgh i had a cop pittsburgh left me we talked about that a couple episodes back where if the light turns green for some reason they think you can just

turn left in front of everybody so the light turned green i was going to the gym started going straight cop just cut in front of me so i like slammed my horn at him just stared him down and he like looked back and he just kept driving can i just can i just um interrupt this and also say like you're not the best driver either i just yeah but i can go straight on a green light that's pretty it's pretty i can handle that one i just for the for the viewers me and bry guy used to ride home from college a lot together and i've never seen someone get so many middle fingers on the highway just from random people passing by. People used to just drive by us and flick us off, and I think that's just because you were going slow on the highway. Although, I think it was because I had a Mustang, and expect me to floor it and I just went like 70

and they were always like freak out you were like 10 under but anyway I never went 10 under the sheer amount of middle fingers I received while in the car with Brageye is insane I've never experienced that anywhere I agree I don't understand it either

I was in a parking lot once and was just like going straight and someone went straight by me flicked me off for no reason but anyway go ahead but we digress all right so a cop pittsburgh left me horrible i was driving back on saturday from something and i was like pulling up to a light and i see something sticking out the driver's side window of this one car i think it's some dude's like elbow out the front but his foot out the driver's side window like on the left side how do you drive with your foot out the front window and still like not have your leg like how flexible was this dude he had like a big old boot

on too like it wasn't like a chick it It was like a dude. I, like, I couldn't understand. And then driving back from soccer today to home, like, 20 minutes ago. Driving down the road. There's a little side road. Someone pulls out. I kind of have to slow down for him. Because I know if I, like, don't slow down, I hit him. And then someone else pulls out.

So I, like, come to a complete stop. But they have a little, like, handicap sign on the back. Like, they're drivers, not license plate i'm like all right whatever so i give him a little tap on the horn because like he blocked all the traffic but like he's fine but then we get like another 50 feet up it's a red light we're sitting there it's like five to ten seconds and it's the car that pulled out the old dude and then me ten seconds after it's red the dude in the old car just turns into the oncoming traffic and tries to go through the red light but like cars are coming so like he stops in

the middle intersection and then has to back up and then get back into the spot like two things one it's a red light you can't just go straight through it and then two you actively went around someone else to go into oncoming traffic look this dude was just really trying to like get to heaven way too quick i don't know what his deal was just trying to expedite the process seriously man because he full-on oncoming traffic just no regard for anyone else not good so uh the week uh three pittsburgh drivers because we suck out here, man. People are stupid. It's funny. The story about the people stealing your iPod, like, there's some weird shit that, like,

did I tell you when people broke into Rachel's car when we were there? I think I heard that it happened at some point. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah we come back to the car first off the inside of the car smells like shit it smells like this dude pooped his pants in the car which like there were these little stitches there were these little stains oh my god it was so fucking gross but there was just literally the doors open there was just a bag of chips on the floor. And it was like, okay, so this dude came in, possibly shitted his pants, and then was just munching on chips, didn't take anything, and was like, yeah, I'm going to head out now.

Like, what are you doing, man? Like, I just, I don't. It was winter, right? So the dude probably just, like, took a nap and then. I don't know if it, it probably was. Okay, so, yeah, maybe it was just cold or something. But, like, still, it's just like, what nap and then i don't i don't know if it it probably was okay so yeah maybe it was just cold or something but like still what are you doing man oh god yeah south side has some characters it's a fascinating place do you guys want to get into this draft? Let's fucking do it. We got a juicy draft for everybody.

We are drafting. So we originally talked about drafting or talking about MTV dating shows, but we're going just all over MTV shows right now because after looking at the list, there's way too many bangers on this list not to talk about. I think we typically go five rounds since there's only three of us, and since there's so many things on this list we're gonna probably go six but we're going we have a juicy ass draft zaddy you know the drill what's the order

boop boop boop uh it is brian zach, spoiler alert. Man, that's surprising. Hey. I don't want to trade picks. Do I trade back? I kind of want to trade. I kind of want to trade picks, but no. Let's just let it run. All right, let's trade. I'll go third.

I'll go third. Okay. I'll go first then. That's great. I love this. Okay. Because there's one I want to pick first, but I don't think you guys will pick it. I don't want to disappoint everyone.

What are you getting or what are you giving up? We're literally just swapping. We're swapping everything, right? It's snake draft. You can swap. We're just swapping everything. Thanks, Commissioner. I appreciate it.

The pick is absolutely in. I've won it first overall. There are a few shows that I ever watched that just changed everything for me. My first overall pick is Jersey Shore.

Get crazy. The first season of Jersey Shore is one of the most revolutionary television shows that has ever existed, okay? All the drama. I started watching. It's on Hulu. I started watching it again.

It is insane. It's the best. It is so ridiculous. Like, there's literally, like, there's one point where Paul, like, the three, like, I think it's, I think it's situation Vinny and Pauly are all up, like, at the, like, top part and they're looking down at the boardwalk. And there's one point where they just, like, like, catcall these girls into coming up there. The three chicks come up and then within, like, 20 minutes of being up there, they're just, like, completely naked. What are you doing?

Like, what are your life choices how did you get here but it's like that's besides the point this show was so good dude and like yes it gets a little stale as you go more seasons but there's like the first couple i think i think the first three are probably like slappers i think italy was when the fourth season and that's when it kind of just all went to shit but that's when i started getting plastic surgery and i'm like oh they have money now and it's not as funny cabs are here t-shirt time like we used to before the shirt i still use that term i'm like oh bro this is my shirt before the shirt dude as a sweaty boy oh and this is when things well this is like i think junior year of high school when I started going out and like partying and shit like that in high school. Getting crazy, getting wild. Before the shirt.

Yeah, exactly. I would go shirt before the shirt when we were like pre-gaming at a friend's place because I was like, I'm not going to be gross. I'm going to take this off and I'm going to change shirts before we go. And then I would say t-shirt time. Also, also, also, paulie always would just scream like that's a good time i used to just scream that at people like i'm like one word it'd be like d-a-s-a good time like that's a good time like i would say that all the time there was a point where our school had like um in our school newspaper there was a little section that was just oh what it's like the slang everyone's saying now that's a good time made it into there and it

was like senior preston car senior rooks carmine like says this all the time like and it's like just like it's not like it's not slang like you understand what i'm saying you're just like you understand that i'm just saying that's a good time. But anyway, Jersey Shore, unbelievable show, drama, ridiculous. Like, it's just, it's a masterpiece. Top to bottom, it's a fucking masterpiece, especially the first two to three seasons. I had to get it out the gate. I had to get it.

But that's my first pick i respect it a couple things i feel like jersey shore is such an impactful series i know i want to go too long two things as someone who has never traveled or when the show aired i had never traveled to the east coast so this is what it was just new jersey was just a magical land that i had never experienced before and i assumed that this is how everybody in New Jersey was. Like the boardwalk to me, I was like, oh man, going to Karma. You're correct. I'm like, oh man, it's so cool.

And then I actually met people from New Jersey. And granted, some of the stereotypes are true. Like I'm not going to not say that. But then just realizing, oh, not everybody is this obnoxious. But it was just so funny, like thinking, not knowing what New Jersey was. And that was my only touchstone to that part of the country. And then the second thing was when the second season opened up, it was such a big deal. Me and my football team or my friends on my football team, we got back from practice because it aired on Tuesdays, I think.

Tuesdays or Thursdays. And we ordered wings from Buffalo wild wings and we all like the group of like 10 or 15 guys just sat in my buddy's basement with Buffalo wild wings and watched the premiere of Jersey shore season two. I love it. I love it so much. It's it's so good, but no,

I do completely agree when we, when we first got to college and I started meeting people from New Jersey, I just like fucking liars man like you're not like i know you're hiding your guido self from me right now i know you're hiding and you're just trying to become a new person i'm sure during the height of jersey shore there were way more guidos down there than you'd expect but i'm sure they got phased out very fast probably all right all right zaddy my turn what do we got next boys let me tell you about my best friend he's a warm-hearted person who will love you to the end second pick i'm going

rob and big my guy rob deer deck my guy christopher big black boykin the ultimate buddy sitcom comedy whatever you want to call it uh i think the true testament of your favorite show like regardless of your favorite show is if you bought it from itunes like the seasons on itunes and spent the 20 dollars i had every season of robin big on my itunes uh loved me the bulldog the mini horse uh blobby light a great music video uh that's a banger of a song like like he's having like the flash that's just like he's like dancing um like they just did so much cool um like they would go to like a fortune teller reader they would just uh the car wash that enrique ingles is like do you the ping pong song is an iconic video in the car wash. And he's like, do you? Do you? Do you know?

And then they just go into it. Oh, man. Just like such a good show. Wholesome. And just one like it was one of those shows where any episode I would just sit down and watch. And big, big R.I.P. And peace to my guy, Chris. Christopher, big black boy.

Absolutely. Do you remember the episode where they took a photo to try to get in front of a cereal box? Oh, yeah. It was like oldos or whatever it was. It was so good. They put lipstick on Big Black and made him try to smile like how they did in one of the photos. And it gave him a lazy eye on one side. And they gave a white wig to Rob.

It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Or they went back to uh big black's family for their family reunion they met the guy uncle jerry and it was like living in a trailer oh man it was so good oh yeah i forgot about that dude there's so many seasons of it yeah that like there was there wasn't there's three seasons i have it on my screen right now but it felt like there's a lot of seasons. Well, it just eventually evolves into, what, Fantasy Factory? Oh, whoa. No good picks away, buddy.

Come on. All right, Brian, go ahead. Back to back, buddy. All right, back to back. You'll hit my first pick, so that's why I wanted to go last. I'm going to go TRL. If there's any show in the TV I watched more than any show, it's TRL. What are you, 80 years old?

It's like the one show for old people. It was on from 4 to 5, and we got home from school at like 3.30. So you get home, watch whatever for 30 minutes, and then TRL was on. And I just played the hits, but then they actually had live performances and stuff. And this was back before Twitter was a thing,

or I guess Facebook was just starting. But you could like call it and ask questions but i never did but like you never you'll be able to like interact with the people which was like no other show you would actually do that um it was sick though if there's a show on this list that i've seen more episodes of it's this over anything well what's such a staple of my middle school it was on daily right it was on, right? And they did like top 10 music. Here's my gripe with it. The top 10 doesn't change in between Monday and Tuesday.

So there were live performances and stuff like that. That was cool seeing them throw it in. But for the most part, I was like always like, I wonder who's going to be at number one. And it was like the same thing for the entire like three weeks I was just it was just not that interesting to me so I've seen a million episodes so I know how it works they don't show the full like music video for everything and I think it's top 25 so like Monday they'll show like 24 13 10 8 7 4 3 and 1 and then the next day they'll skip all those and they'll do the other ones and they'll show or any of the new ones so like they do mix it up a little

bit and half the show is like interviews and live performances and stuff so i said i said more of like the music videos with vh1 like saturday morning they would play the vh1 play the full music videos from like 9 to 11. And I'd wake up and I would just either clean my room or just be like laying in bed and watching that. I so say that. That's like background though. No, fair. That's just like background music. TRL is like do your homework, look up every five, not five seconds, every like minute or two.

And then look back down and do your little times tables again. It was just like you said, like Robin Biggest Feel Good. That was just my like come home comfort food watch that and then after that was always grounded for life on abc family if you guys watch that show no oh we'll have to do that draft later so good no abc family is nothing they have like that's the one show i watch on that that's it all right i'm moving on we're gonna be quicker about this pick number two did you guys watch the i know rooks watch this zach did you want to watch the show two a days no bitch it's go fuck yourself man so it's from 2006 to 2007

i forget what the high school was it's hoover You don't even know the high school and you're picking it. Go fuck yourself, man. Fake fan. It's Hoover High School in Alabama which is just like a feeder school into the University of Alabama. Fucking bitch. So they're talented as hell and like it's just

high school kids and it was like back before social media so like they're just being very like normal and it's sort of a documentary sort of not and like playing football myself and then seeing them play it and like parallels between two it's just so good you know fun fact in what i think it's either the first i think it's the very first episode they play tim tebow they play high school tim tebow oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember you telling me about that. And he fucking hoops on them.

But, yeah, they... It's such a good show. It was so good. The football was great. But it's just hilarious. I felt, like, I felt so bad. Because, like, looking back on it now, they're high schoolers. One of the main dudes, completely, like, him and his girl's story is, like like the main part of so much of it and he

absolutely cheats on her and there's so many things where they blow by details and they're trying to not make him look super bad but it was just like this poor kid is just being looked down upon society right now and he's like 17 it's just oh it's just it was like there's a camera on you it was such a gem of a show and that's the thing too like there's one part where they're at a party and they're filming him like leaving the party with the girl he's he's been denying talking to to his girlfriend for like three episodes he's leaving the party with her it's like dude there are cameras here my god what are you doing so if you ever watch the show or movie friday night lights and you want an early 2000s version of it i'm so fucking mad at you for picking i want to re-watch it i have all the dvd i literally

have all the dvds i yeah it's good that's why i had to pick it before you're such a bitch all right uh this one i might be like a hot take it's a it's a little bit newer but i think when it came out of the scene it was so revolutionary i'm gonna go with catfish um yeah i yeah i like so i think catfish is definitely trailed off and as i did more research and found out how they kind of make it, like initially you go in so blinded, like, oh, man, they're catching these people. And when you don't know how reality TV works, like, oh, they're catching these people like red handed. But there's like some I don't know. I think like the initial first like two or three seasons are some of the best bingeable television. They do a great job with the cliffhangers, even how small they might be might be like oh we just found something on the internet doing a reverse image search like

this phone is traced to someone in here who could be this person and then every once in a while you get that one where it's the actual person and they have legitimate reasons for not making up and it kind of warms your heart a little bit but i'm i'm honestly there for the for the for the fake people who come out and are like and are just like yeah i just did this for the for the for the fake people who come out and are like and are just like yeah i just did this for everyone's excuse is the same is like yeah i just did this for fun or something like that it's like what do you mean some of them are there's one horrible there was one episode i watched with this dude when they finally met up with him he was sitting in um he was sitting in some place that has like like the computerized gambling stuff and it's like

all just old people and and they're playing. He told them, I'm pretty sure he told them on camera, he's like, why are you here? He's like, oh, I developed, he's like, I developed this, like, software that I installed on all these, and pretty much I'm just, like, robbing all these old people of their money. Like, they don't know what's going on, but, like, I have, like, I have, like, rigged all their games, so, like, they're going to keep playing

and losing, and it's, like, you're just the worst person that's ever existed it was like something like that go fuck yourself man and you catfish somebody like yeah the first couple seasons you're right are like they seem sort of legitimate and then afterwards like all right people know about the show they know like if you're gonna talk to someone and you haven't facetimed in like a month they're not real like you need to see someone's face you have the means but you know what just like but they've probably watched that they've probably watched season one of catfish and they saw the one episode that it turned out okay they're like this i'm that one episode like it's gotta be me this person's gotta be real that's i guess the only thing i hate about this show is just how awkward it is and oh it's the best me this person's gotta be real that's i guess the only thing i hate about this

show is just how awkward it is and oh it's the best i have a list of i have a list of 30 shows half of them i won't pick because of how awkward they are and i just get secondhand embarrassment and that's just it's too much man i can't deal with it like i don't enjoy watching it the thing with this show too though like the reason it started is because the main dude right exactly he got catfished yeah which there's like a movie about yeah that's the documentary yeah yeah so which oh all right rooksy boy back-to-back picks all right i got back-to-back so there's one that i'm scared bra guy's gonna pick pick, so I think I'm going to swipe it with this pick. Oh. But I don't, I like, I wouldn't necessarily take it here, but I have to have this show because, man, it's such an amazing premise.

With my, I'll get it third. I'll go, my second pick. Okay, all right. My second pick. Don't look up. I'm going to go, I love, so I was a big fan of the dating shows on mtv like that was like that was the main shit i watched parental control is my second overall pick parental control is so fucking good and it's it's hilarious too because it's like the probably the um give us the premise

oh yeah so for people that don't know. So for people that don't know, basically these parents hate their kid's significant other. So what they do is they interview like 20 people and they both pick one person to date their kid. And then that person dates their kid. Like those two people both date the parent's kid. And then after, the kid gets to choose one of the two new people or their original partner so yeah um but just there's so many aspects of the show that are amazing like the batting average of the people that like the parents pick it's like under 200 like all these people i've been dating my boyfriend for two years but my

parents hate him and then they go on one date and it's like i'm sorry i'm gonna pick the person i've been dating for two years like yeah he like cusses a lot and shit but like i don't care like i've been with him for two fucking years now but just there's so many awesome things about the show so another great part the current the current partner has to sit with the parents and watch the dates happen in this the dialogue is so scripted and terrible and hilarious and sometimes sometimes the bully is or not the bully sometimes the person the like the partner is just such a dick to the parents and it's just cussing at them and shit and it's just so good um but yeah it's such it was such a funny show just the whole principle of it it's

just ridiculous like they're going to go on one date with two people and then choose it like there were it did they did pick the um new people it does happen yeah but that's it's typically when they're like oh i've been dating this guy for a few months but it'll be like oh yeah i've been dating this guy for four years they choose the boyfriend still it's like yeah no shit parents you dumbass this is just another show that's so cringy that oh yeah i've seen a lot of episodes i just don't want to go back and watch it and like we talked about would not fly right now. Oh, hell no. And there's so many every episode tropes. Every time they're trying to find boys to date their daughter,

there's going to be one boy that, when they're auditioning, is hitting on the mom the whole time. There's always vice versa. The dad always says super inappropriate things to one of the girls that's being interviewed. But it's a beautiful one. But that's my second pick. My third pick. Hold on.

The plot twist of that one, though, was the, sometimes the person the parents picked, like, if the main girl or guy who was going on the dates and also had the boyfriend or girlfriend would pick one of their parents' dates, they would reject the girl or guy and then go out with the boyfriend or girlfriend who was sitting with the parents. So it was like an ultimate plot twist. The person they were setting it up for wouldn't get, and then they would watch the other two go out on a date. It was like the super rare episode. I don't know if that made any sense, but I need a flow chart to map that out yeah i need a flow chart i need a flow chart asap because i don't know what the fuck you just said to be honest but there and there were some good episodes too where like the the kid would just like i wouldn't pick any of the new guys and then the boyfriend would come over and be like oh but i'm also dumping you and then

they're leaving the parents would be like well i mean like that oh, but I'm also dumping you. And they'd leave and the fans would be like, well, I mean, that works too. But it is a classic. It's a great show. My third pick, I slipped up at one point in my last explanation because I was reading my list. My third pick is Bully Beatdown. What an absolutely insane press for a show totally forgot oh man this show has so for the viewers someone writes in so who's jason mayhem or something what's it is it

mayhem miller yeah so someone would be like oh this person bullies me they do all this like mean stuff to me they're like an asshole to me whatever and so the bully gets invited to get in a cage with a professional mma fighter a normal person there's no like there's not really weight classes there's nothing like that they get in a cage with a professional MMA fighter. And then the first round is all grappling and submissions. And then the second round is kickboxing. And if they, the longer they last, the more money they make.

So, can you, so, there's so many episodes of this where it's just, like, the bully is some a-hole, like, chunky-ass dude who just chirps at this kid all the time and is like an asshole to him. Yeah. And then he decides to get in the ring with a professional MMA fighter and just gets the shit kicked out of him for ten minutes. And it's like it is the most like insane premise for a show how the fuck do you agree to do that i don't care how inflated your ego is a bully like how do you get say yeah i'm gonna fight i'm gonna fight somebody who does this shit as their profession and how like how concrete is your relationship between bully and like one getting bullied that you can like sit down and be like i have a proposition i'd be bullying me and beat me up

all the time but like sign this piece of paper it's like i don't how does that actually work man it's so crazy one it's like it's there's like there's just so many there's a lot of people that were in bully beatdown that ended up like being awesome mma fighters like the girls almost every time it was a girl a girl bully she fought michelle watterson like the karate hottie was yeah she was in like every episode against the girls and that was when all she was doing was like throwing her hands and legs and stuff so they get to the kickboxing round against michelle watterson and she's just kicking the shit out of these girls that have never thrown a punch in their life like because like at the time like all

the girls on bully beatdown like it was a girl bully it was oh it was almost never like they were never a physical bully like most of the time it was just like oh this girl like calls me like names and shit so she'd get in and just get this shit kicked out of her it was so bad but absolutely great show the two other two other mma fighters are jake shields and eddie alvarez both who had like very good runs and this was this was like they were legit it was a young eddie alvarez too i remember he anytime he came against a bullet there was one point i'm pretty sure in the grappling ground he had a bully over his shoulders and just spun around for like 30 seconds and then like brock lesnar f5'd him in the middle of the ring like it was so messed up all right i'm i'm on wikipedia they

also had tyron woodley fight which i know he's been like average recently but used to be insane and they had daniel cormier fight who who was UFC heavyweight champ. How is that fair at all? Oh, yeah. When I get to school, I call this kid names. But, yeah, I'll go fight a young Daniel Cormier for fucking 10 minutes. Also, there's no way the weight class is the same. Daniel Cormier walks around at, like, 285, and he's, like, 5'10". That dude is a bowling ball. There's no way you weight class is the same yeah well yeah no way walks around like 285 and he's like 510 that dude is a bowling ball yeah there's no way you could do anything a great a great watch

a great watch for the viewers if you want to just search something awesome on youtube just search bully beatdown head knockout so basically there was one bully you like when they were in the kickboxing round the mma fighters weren't allowed to do head kicks. Like, it's, like, a big rule. Like, you're not allowed to do head kicks. There was one bully who was actually, like, beating the other dude in the kickboxing round. Like, he was beating the MMA fighter. And the MMA fighter got pissed and just throws a head kick and knocks the dude the fuck out.

And it's, like, they cut to, like, Mayhem Miller, and he's just, like, like, he's just straight face, like, eyes wide, like, what the fuck? Like, this kid's dead now. So good. But that's my third pick. That's my third pick. And then I think I pass back to Zaddy, right?

Yeah. So I didn't want to go back-to- rob dyrdek picks but i'm gonna do it now i'm gonna go rob dyrdek's fantasy factory another one i had uh downloaded on my ipod for frequent watching um just it was basically the same thing as robin big but he just had a bigger house just like a bigger like a bigger factory um he uh and then when they brought back big black for like season five it was honestly it was one of the better reunions i think i shed a tear when i saw big i heard the announcement like the trailer that big black was coming back i was like oh man this is so wholesome this is great they got another bulldog named beefy so they had

medium beefy it was uh it was just they were just so great. They did the wrestling thing, which was sick. They did WWE SummerSlam. They did a ton. I can't remember. There were just so many good episodes. I'm happy they brought Big Black back at some point because his cousins, Drama and Big Cat or whatever, are the quietest humans in the world to be on a TV show

that they're not entertaining sometimes. They're entertaining because they're like weird and creepy sometimes but like yeah dodgeball episode like chanel west coast gets hit in the dome twice that is that is the greatest the greatest clip i've ever seen i am i am as many i am not a huge fan of chanel west coast seeing her get beamed in the fit well the first one was a throw and the second one is like a punt from two inches away like you could not have planned that any better you could not have i vividly remember being in my room dying laughing like in the middle of the night because my parents go to bed at like 7.30. And I was like, this is the hardest I've laughed by myself ever. Amazing.

Yeah, so third overall pick. Love it. Oh, I feel like I'm going to have like eight special mentions at the end. Yeah, we can run through some honorable mentions after our six. Yeah, we'll run through them quick at the end. All right, I have three left that I really want. But I think one of them rooks might pick so i'm gonna pick america's best dance group right from 2008 2012 brought you the classics

jabberwockies man oh my god after that if you actually watch the show super crew super crew was my shit also dope super crew was just launching people to the ceiling of the arena like they were just they would they would morph together like they were the fucking power ranger like they were a megazord and they would just be one standing thing and then they just launch one of their members in the air crazy yeah it was great it's it's not dancing at that point it's just like cirque de soleil it's incredible it's such a good dancing at that point it's just like Cirque du Soleil it's incredible it's such a good show I don't know why I was that into it it's like bebop b-boying and dancing I don't know but it's just such a strange concept to be on MTV and

it was big I feel like everyone watched that show for how strange it is I feel at least my old friend group was really into it i forgot i forgot super crew spelled crew cr backwards three w so you knew they were cool oh viewers just watched the like final performance of the jabberwockies chef's kiss also michael jack there was like a michael jackson night where they do they like do michael jackson night where they do they like do michael jackson stuff and they kill that performance too but keep going they killed every performance i'm gonna go on such a deep youtube rabbit hole after this yeah fuck honestly

i gotta go to i'm gonna all the shows i didn't pick because i've already like looked up all these things i have to go back and watch. All right. Fourth pick. We're going The Buried Life. I feel like, so we texted about this. I think Denise mentioned it. I love the show so much. It was, during the time, it was like Nitro Circus, Fantasy Factory, something else, and then Buried Life, back to back to back to back. I love every single show

but the buried life the premise was it was like four dudes and they got into a van and they wrote a bucket list on the side of it in each episode they try to knock off something from the bucket list and then also meet someone and then help them do a bucket list item it was like so feel good and so like entertaining the very first episode was crash a party at the playboy mansion which they did because they made a fake cake they got inside of it pushed it to the front door and then people just like came out and were like all right just pulled it to the back of the playboy mansion and they waited like five hours and then got out and just like joined the party it was so sick i know zach has some beef with the Play Ball with Obama episode. So I get it.

It's a great show. The premise of it, this was just the only show that I think I, going into it, I knew. And it said, I think I read the Wikipedia, that the producers couldn't barge in and help them. It was strictly all on their own. But subconsciously, this was the show that i thought in real time was the most scripted like obviously parental control and stuff like that like i get it but for shows that weren't trying to be scripted that i i thought like you know i mean you know i'm trying to say like it just seemed the most yeah and the thing with obama like they failed that one quote unquote and they

got to play ball like basketball with barack obama later later i mean like it's fine but like they just basically like got clout from the show and then like obama was like yo i'll play basketball with you which i guess is fine like if they did the premise and like and stuff like that but like to me it's like all right like like you get you had a show and then you did it you didn't really do it when you were nobody so i don't know that's why watch season one and then it's like okay now people know who they are so it doesn't hold the same like level of like wow these are random people doing this also episode three they crash transformers 2 like the premiere of it and the one dude goes up to megan fox and like gives her a note to ask her out and they end up like going to dinner at some point that's so fucking cool

or it was taylor swift, it was both of them? Which one is it? This is a big determinant for me. It's both, apparently. I'm on Wikipedia. The boys try to crash Transformers 2 red carpet and get Ben a date with Megan Fox. And then also, it says they try asking out Taylor Swift later. There's not a lot of information.

It's two sentences. But it's great. Feel good. I want to go back and watch it again zach you back up fourth round let's go now what was your what were your back-to-backs america's best dancer oh yes okay oh last thing there's a youtube channel called yes theory that like pretty much does the same thing that buried life did so like i'm back on board found the exact same kind of show so uh if you want more of a YouTube rabbit hole, go do that one. All their videos are great.

All right. I'm going with the OG original kind of, like, reality competition show. I'm going with The Challenge. The Challenge was, I think it was the first show. Like, now we have Bachelor in Paradise and all these reunion shows that bring together people from different seasons into another show to compete or date or whatever. And I feel like the challenge was at least the first one that I was aware of that brought together everyone from the real world. And that just kept bringing the same people back and sprinkling in new people to where you had like veterans versus rookies, like just like different seasons. Yeah, it was it was like different seasons. Yeah,

it was, it was built off of, uh, do you remember the show road rules too? Yeah, that was like the first one they did. It was called real world road rules challenge. And then eventually it evolved into the challenge.

That was like, I think they went on like, like literally like buses, right? Your trailers. And they like travel across the country. Yeah. So,

but I mean, the challenge was just, it was, I mean, there's so many iconic like gifts and moments from the challenge like ct carrying johnny bananas on his back and like walking to the other side like a maniac is like an all-time mtv moment um and just like the characters like on there like i i didn't watch all of their like real world seasons but like i know like johnny

bananas i know wes i know ct uh i know cara marie you know like i know all of these names um even if i didn't watch their railroad season and you form like connection like oh like i'm like a like cara maria guy ride or die like she's my girl and then then they form alliances with these other people and um it's just great it's just great reality tv and then just like some of the competent the alliances that form it was like basically our version of survivor but just with more context and backgrounds for the contestants yeah yeah that's true they honestly they're like i they need it like way back in the day when it because like it was always the people that go home right it's like the two people face off and like

whatever the season is like one year i know it's called the gulag like other seasons where it's like the one determines to go home is, like, this one. Like, when CT was carrying Johnny Bananas, that was, like, a physical challenge. Yeah. The concussion protocol on those things, like, they needed to... There were some of them.

I was, like, this... Like, and I was younger watching. I was, like, this is effed up. There was one I remember watching. They have a tiny little, little like plexiglass hallway both players have a ball they have to drop a ball in the other person's bucket at the end of the hallway so all they would do is just sprint straight down this fucking hallway at each other with okay yeah they got elbow pads and a bicycle helmet on great but they would just beat they

would ram heads in there and then just beat the shit out of each other like it was some of those challenges definitely gave them cte like some of them were so brutal you gotta bring their like iq down just a little bit so they keep coming back onto the show that's how you get the recurring segments to happen you know it's like johnny bananas has been there fucking 97 times but now they uh yeah now they're adding new people from different reality shows like they added people like this new see like i didn't realize it's been on for 37 seasons like they're adding people from like um uh like love island survivor so they're picking up like other people

from different like shipwreck the circle too hot to handle like they're picking up like other people from different like shipwreck the circle too hot to handle like they're picking up people from who from circles on it uh hold please looking at two seasons of circle so far uh this uh ed eason tube oh ed okay the philly guy that makes sense that's that would be the one guy, though. And too hot to handle, it's Kels Dyke. Oh, Kels was on it. Hell yeah. The accountant.

Kels is the one who's huge, right? Yeah, the accountant. He was the one that was always just worried about how much money was still left in the prize fund. So I guess that's the way they can kind of keep it fresh, is if they bring people from these other reality shows so but shout out to the challenge the og all right rex back to back all right back to back right here okay so so this was the one i was i was gonna pick i was scared burn was gonna pick bully beat down so i skipped on this one and prayed that i would get it but i wanted to pair it with prince of control i'm gonna pick next. You slipped up.

Let's go. We're talking about parent control. You said the word bully and stuttered. I said that at the beginning of my plug for bully beatdown. I was like, I already led this into the other one. But yeah, I'm going to pick next as my, what is this, fourth pick? Next? There are a few things better than the show Next.

Like, for the premise, there's one person who six people, or it's either five or six, five or six people try to date them. The five or six sit in this fucking bus. One of them comes out. You, like, are dating this, you're trying to, like, be fun and cool on this state with a um the person if the person doesn't like you or like you do something wrong they say next and you go back on the bus and the amount of time you spend out there is how much money you get if you have a good

time like and you'll be there for like an hour they'll go okay like i've been having a good time with you you can either take the 60 or you like, come on a second date with me. So it's – How much money? Was it only $60? I think – well, it depends. It just depends on when they stop them. So I've seen ones that were, like, after 45 minutes, they're like, oh, I'm having a good time.

Let's stop. And then I've seen other ones where I think it pushes to like maybe like almost two hours or something like some of them like they just hang out and vibe like it's wild but the the greatest thing about other but there's one thing about the show that's awesome which is all their little intros when they get off the bus the little three and the bus intros and the bus but the little the little three bullet points so every time someone a contestant gets off the bus they do this little freeze frame and they give them three like three facts about this person so many of them are just unbelievable like they're just beautiful i'm pretty

sure there's a there's like a twitter or like you can google sir image search like next like contestant facts or something like that. And it will show stuff that people have said because some of them are just insane. But that's one of my favorite parts. And then there is nothing better than when someone gets off the bus and gets instantly nexted. So sometimes people will take two steps off the bus. They'll make eye contact with the person they're supposed to be dating. And the person will just go, no, next.

And they have to turn around and get right back on the bus with one dollar. All the guys and the girls are like, when they get back on, they're like, what happened? They're like, oh, my gosh. Like, it's the funniest shit ever. And they're always so bitter. They'll do their little, like, talking head interviews. Like, yeah, she was ugly as shit anyway, and I didn't even want to talk to her. It's like, yeah, man, your pride's not hurting at all, is it?

It's like, it was so good. All the dates they went on were so stupid in the show, too. Like, they would do, like, they do, like, relay races and shit. It's like, what is this, fucking field day? Like, are we dating this person are we participating in an activity together like it was just so it was awesome i have a list on mtv.com about some of the best little three facts of people walking out of the please let some of them fly right first one sean eight 18 years old player on the outside version on the inside licensed metrosexual

michelle 24 won a bikini contest allergic to corn poops five times a day like this is the type of shit though that they would have voted the cutest in high school wants to move to texas to meet a wife peed in his pants in his parents bedroom like i it's just none of these are positive it's so great it's so great it's such a great introduction to these people but yeah like for those little reasons man next next is my shit like i love that and i'm gonna pick so with my fifth pick i'm gonna stick in the dating realm because these are my favorites i'm gonna pick room raiders room raiders you want to talk you want to talk about ridiculous concepts for shows look at look around at your room right now like just look at your room

would anybody want to date you based on what they see in your room like i back then when i was like when i think of the age range when they were like between the ages of maybe like 18 and 22. Absolutely not. Right now, I feel like I'm pretty I have pretty boring stuff in my room. But like they would just so the premise of the show for people don't know one person. They go to three different people's rooms and they look around so they can stoop around. If it's a guy, the guy always goes and like it and like this does not hold up but the guy always goes in like the underwear drawer and it's just like super fucking weird about it

but i'll just say that's the part i hate the most is oh there's always something sexual in there and they're always like oh like got the magnum condom they're like what yeah it's it's and there's always like a retainer on the bedside table. And they're like, no, it's not this one. Dude, there was, I actually, there was a, there's a, shout out to Rooks talking about people he watches on YouTube. But there was like a YouTube guy, like a commentary dude I love. And he went, he was going through room raiders. And this one guy saw this girl's retainer. He used his tongs and he picks it up and he smelled the retainer. It's like, why did you need to do that what what

is your thought process like why would you smell someone's fucking retainer but just like so this person goes to three separate people's rooms based on those rooms they determine whether like who they want to take on a date the three people in the are like in a van and they're watching them go through the rooms and stuff and they're always like oh my gosh like that's not what it's like at all and it's like dude like you have like 15 action figures on your nightstand man like i don't know what you're i don't know what you're combating here but like it was just an insane premise for a show and almost like almost every single time the person so at the end the person has to choose between the three people who they want to go on a date almost every time the most attractive people at the three rooms don't win and you can tell and like so the person they choose

they get to go on another date with you can always tell they're just never excited with who they ended up with. And you know why? Because looking at someone's room, like, does not determine how compatible you are with someone else. Like, that it's literally nothing to do with it. Especially when you're, like you said, age range 18 to 22. But, oh, it's just, what a beautiful fucking show. They have this stupid-ass spy kit when it's, what a beautiful fucking show they have this stupid ass spy kit when it's

oh the worst okay this is the worst part of the show in the spy kit right so the person checking out the rooms they have a spy kit it has like tongs it has gloves it has a black light in it and there were times when they would black light around the room and i was just like oh my gosh these people are just getting fucking exposed on mtv right now it is just like shit everywhere and i was like oh you poor soul like that that's on television like that's actually that's on television you know you signed up to be on this TV show, and maybe they do show up randomly, but like, dude. Wash your shit. Yeah, wash your shit.

Keep it clean for a month. Just keep it clean for a month, man. Throw your fucking duvet cover in the washer, my guy, because, man, you are so fucked. But yeah, that's my fifth pick. Absolutely love that fucking show. I love it. I've seen so many episodes of it.

All right. For my fifth pick, I'm going to go with Silent Library. I think that show was just fun. It was just endless amounts of fun. It was dumb, mindless entertainment that you would just watch after you got home from school. It was also just hysterical. The cutaways to the random actors they would have in the library oh yeah we're just like what are you guys doing and then uh and when they had uh um the uh celebrities on there too or the or like they had like the jersey shore cast on there i think or other mtv casts on

there to do it like it upped the level a little bit just some of the stunts they anytime they shot like human sunday and the guy would dress up as uh like in um plastic and then they would just like shoot uh chocolate syrup and then or like potato gun ice cream and it just i don't know why i made me laugh but it was just always funny every time like there was never an unfunny episode. It's also based on a Japanese game show. And the Japanese version is also great. There's one where literally someone's just like, I think they're either laying on the ground with their legs spread or they're standing up.

And other people have a slingshot with a tennis ball in it aimed straight at their nuts. And they just walk like five feet away and just snap it like so good so fucking good oh what a show man yeah can mtb not too much to say about this shit yeah don't play this shit instead of ridiculousness the entire day please if it would be ridiculous i'd kick you off the podcast forever no it's not god rob dudek has done so much good and so much bad that like he's back at even because i you know ridiculousness has had like four spinoffs not surprised there's makes me sad there's like five other shows that end in like

listness and i i hate it i'm there let's not talk about it anymore sadness all right moving on so there's so many shows and there's a lot of other picks that are obvious that i'm not gonna go with have you guys seen the show the hard times of rj burke i've heard about it yes no yes i have seen it i remember it kind of the premise is rj burger has a big dick that's it that's the end of premise there's one sentence on what this show is about. This kid has a big schlong. That's it. First episode, he just, like, walks into school.

He's, like, a nerd. And he gets, like, pantsed. And now everyone's like, wow, he has a big dick. Cue the rest of the next three seasons. That's the plot. There's nothing else to it. It's not like he's, like, has, like, a messed up family or there's some other drama. He's just in high school and he's packing.

Packing shmeet, baby. It's so, so weird. How did this get greenlighted? But it's pretty solid. It was such a fun show to watch. It's just so strange. I needed that to round out my other... I got a sports show. I got some wholesome stuff. I got a sports show i got some wholesome

stuff i got a dance show i got my daily program so i need something really strange so big dick rj burger he's on the board all right for my sixth pick last pick there's a show called world of jenks which i've never met anyone who's actually seen it. Yeah, I've seen it. But it was on around the same time. I've seen it, yeah. No one talks about it. And there's one episode specifically that is just, like, great.

Again, it's, like, sort of wholesome for MTV. It's not, like, reality TV and dumb. It's, like, this dude just goes and lives with, like, somebody for, like, a week or a month to, like, figure out their lifestyle, like, document and stuff. So he, like, lives with, like, this dude just goes and lives with somebody for a week or a month to figure out their lifestyle, document and stuff. So he lives with a homeless person. He lives with someone who has autism. He lives on someone who's a musician on the street. And he lives with...

He was with Anthony Pettis, right? That's what I was going to say. The freaking third episode, he goes and lives with an mma he goes with mano too the rapper mano is like the first episode episode one he's with mano out of anybody and so it's just so random because like this dude's out of nowhere again season one no one knows who this guy is and so first episode got with mano sick but the fourth one is with anthony showtime pettis which

if you guys don't watch any mma if there's ever seen a video of a dude jumping off the cage and kicking someone in the face it's that kid and it was before that happened so this is like way before he was in the wec it was like he was fighting local shows for like a hundred bucks and this kid just like picked this random fighter who ended up being like ufc champion and it's so weird because like back in the day i had no clue who that was and then like years later this video clip of him being crazy shows up and he starts winning fights and he's a ufc champion that's like oh yeah this guy was on this random documentary on mtv back in the day so awesome it's a good show like

not wholesome wholesome i don't know you learn a lot it's cool for mtv you don't expect it it's a good peg i like it i thought i thought you were gonna pick that one way earlier because i remember you loved that show yeah i love that show i just didn't think either of you were gonna pick it so i was like i should put that which is fair all right yeah i feel like i have a pretty just kind of surface level selections with like, like Robin. Like they mean a lot to me personally, but they're not very deep. I guess catfish kind of. But so I could go deep here. But fuck that.

I'm going with MTV Cribs. Because nothing got you more jacked up as like a 10 or 11 year old. Be like Shaq's got three cars and a Superman bed. Or like, like this guy has like a full on basketball court in his house. This is awesome. Or like they'd open up their fridge and they have a ton of Gatorade in there. You're like, look at all the Gatorade this guy's got.

I would drink all that Gatorade. Um, yeah, I mean, Chris was just sweet. Like it would just like a peek in the lifestyle of what it was like to be rich. And then it was also a time capsule.

Cause like going back and what they had and what was considered like cool back then was just it was just objectively funny and like seeing how outdated some of that stuff is now that they had but like all the cars uh which were sweet like the big pools and they would my favorite was when they would flash the price tag well you said like estimated like estimated 100 grand i was like well like is it 100 grand or is it like 300 grand like what are we talking about here but uh no i love cribs um it was just like again one of those mindless ones be like oh man like scotty pippen has fucking like elton john's guitar hanging in his room or something like it's just like it was always like cross celebrity stuff too which was always crazy but love cribs i remember like the singer of like good charlotte had a tiger in his backyard

yeah for one of his oh yeah and that was just like well you don't take care of this you know this is here for a day and then you're sending it home the best part of the show was absolutely every time the person who was showing around the house walked up the stairs and they would just do the little edits of them walking forward and backwards 35 times to music. Oh, yeah. That made the show. Every fucking time. Every time.

There was never a time where they just walked up the staircase. It was like up, down, up, down, up, down, fast forward. Like every single time. What was the ending line to be like? You got to get out of here now. Something like that. Like you got to leave. This is my crib, so get the fuck out.

I don't know. Something like that. It was basically something like that. It was always something like that. All right. like you gotta leave yeah this is my crib so get the fuck out i don't know yeah it's basically something like that there's always something like that all right it's time for mr irrelevant oh my god no because we have special mentions still yeah we'll have special none of these are irrelevant but man this fucking show i talk about just a ridiculous fucking show. Hey, I'm going with Pimp My Ride. Oh, my God. The Cribs of Cars.

What a show. What a fuck. They would take. You want a goldfish in your. You want a fish tank in your trunk. We got you. Basically, these people would come to West Coast Customs with these piece of shit cars. And then they would like deck the car

out and make it like all crazy and modern and shit and dope but the big thing that they would do that like even when i was younger watching this that i thought was hilarious they would take one thing that the person who's handing the car in that they like like one tiny detail and the entire car would be based on that detail there was one guy i remember he was like yeah man i like like first off the guy who handed the car and says he likes gum that's something that he describes about himself as he likes gum they put like the whole car had like like like gum like kind of kind of, like, decal, like, things on it. In the back, there was, like, a full gumball machine. And they put these little fucking, like, tubes in the top of the car, on, like, the roof.

So that if he ever wanted gum, he could press a button in the front. And a gumball would come back from the gumball machine and be like suppressed all the way up to the pipe and drop in his fucking hand or some shit like can you imagine having something that fucking stupid in your car why is that in his car this guy says he likes gum and you're like fuck it we're making this car out of gum your rims fucking pre-chewed gum baby like what what the fuck is this? Did you ever see the follow-up episodes where they're like, let's go see how the car's doing.

They're always on blocks because they're, like, living in L.A. Not in, like, yeah, because they're, like, in L.A. Not in nice neighborhoods. And they come back with a car that has, like, spinners and a new paint job. And it's like, this is going to get stolen. Dude, there was one. They had a um it was like a um it was like a little like creepy van like a little bang boss and they had they put

like a fucking they put like a 70 inch plasma screen in it and like from the window on the outside you can clearly see this big ass tv it's like you're just like putting you're making this person's life not safe anymore yeah that's not good but it was such a great show i love just them drawing up the blue pins for everything there was somebody who had like i remember they said they liked like chocolate fondue or something they did like a fondue fountain in their trunk do you know how not practical that is do you know how not practical it has to have a flowing fondue fountain in the back of a fucking moving vehicle that is so dumb like that is so fucking dumb you did not think about the semantics of that at all like you did not i don't care but pit my ride absolute great show as zach said another mindless watch just fantastic to have on that's my that's my pick that rounds out the draft all right so rooks has jersey shore parental control bully beat down next room raiders and

boom zach has robin big catfish fantasy factory challenge silent library and cribs and i have trl two a days america's best dance crew buried life rj burger and life of jenks rooks i have two written down that you didn't pick what are they one andy milanakis yeah i was i was out to my honorable you talked about andy milanakis so much it was like fifth grade only but there was the biggest fan that show i've ever met i love that show but there were just some things in the show that were just like... At the time, it was just too ridiculous humor for me. It was like every other skit was a slapper.

It's on my honorable mentions. I'm so disappointed. What's the other one? The second one. Do you remember the show Shannara Chronicles? No, what the fuck is that i feel like you talked about i don't know never watched it but you talked about that show what is it for uh i will it was on spike tv after it was on mtv shanera chronicles says

it fall demons start to return after being banished from this world to a place known as the forbidding locked by an ancient tree called something series chronicles the journey of will amber blah blah blah as they find the last druid to protect something blah blah dude i definitely never watch i definitely never watch this i'm looking at pictures of this right now there is no way i ever watch this. I don't recognize any of these people. Like, I don't know where you're making this up from. I've never seen an episode and I recognize the name.

And I don't know why you're the one that I think told me about it. Maybe I'm wrong. It's not me. Never mind. What are your honorables in? Adventures in Hollywood. Only, what, one season. Follows 3-6 Mafia.

So good. The one scene where their bodyguard is, like, hooking up with that chick, and they have night vision on these two people kissing on a bed right there is a literal tupperware a fried chicken on the fucking on the nightstand and she's on top of this guy they're like fully clothed she's like on top of this guy she's like munching on it and then she keeps just slapping him in the face and she's like you like this and he's like oh yeah and she just keeps slapping the shit out of him and i was like i remember watching this as a child it's like what is going on like what is this but great show they also the the song like build me up buttercup or whatever they just dance to it one episode for

like a full three minutes and it's just so wild to see three six mafia like singing that song. And then, do you remember the show Final Foo? Yes. It was, like, a karate competition. That was on MTV? You used to watch that all the time. Oh, fuck, man. Oh, I love that fucking show. It was, like, just, it was, like, 12 people all in different, like, karate styles.

Fuck me. There's one season of it. It is so good. So good. So fucking good. Damn, that's a good show. High School Stories. there's one season of it it is so so good but so good and i just want to be high school stories that show they just talked about like pranks and they'd like reenact them and it always got me like hella excited to like try to do pranks and then none of my friends would want to do them so it never really happened but hey i can dream zaddy what are your uh your honorables uh i feel like probably for all three of us like just some staples the real world true life and made uh yeah like more like closer to me the

the dudesons of america which are like the the norwegian or danish guys who are basically like more of extreme version of jackass maybe not more extreme but they were just like a different version of jackass um it was only like one season um and then the other show that i want to give a shout out to um friend zoned you guys remember that show it was basically like it would follow uh uh i forget how they would set it up but like a guy or girl who wanted to ask their really good friend out on a date and be more than friends and it would it would follow like this elaborate plot to get it was it's the ultimate cringy show if i like an elaborate plot to like a restaurant or something at the end where then the friend would have to tell like the other

person like hey i want to be more than friends like do you want to go out and date every every time like there might have been one time where it didn't happen but every time they're like no i just want to be friends and it was the, it was the cringiest show I've ever seen. When you started describing that, just like my heart was like seizing up. Like I'm like, my shoulders are like tensing up. Like I'm just that, oh, that sounds upsetting. I'll send you, I'll send. That sounds miserable.

I'll send you guys some clips. Send the best one in. That paired with Maid. Maid is that through and through. Just cringe from beginning to end because it's always like it's like 50 50 i want to be a bodybuilder no it's so i've never seen wow that worked out i remember liking some of maid there were a few i mean there was like i remember there was some that was like the most typical cliche just like a nerdy girl who's like

i want to be like prom queen and then prom queen. It was the typical movie shit where they would just take her glasses off and put her in nicer clothes. I was like, oh, you're hot. Have you ever seen Not Another Teen Movie? It's like that shit. Ew, that girl has a ponytail and she's wearing overalls

and then she dresses normal and takes her ponytail out. It's like, dude, she's so hot. My honorable mentions. Special mentions that we didn't call out yet. So obviously, like, big ones that we didn't talk about were, like, everything related to Jackass. So, like, Jackass, Viva the Bam, Wild Boys. Like, all those are great, but, but like they also kind of make me sad because

i don't know like bam like bam had all this crazy awesome shit but like he's a he was like a huge alcoholic at the time and like his life was like a mess like i don't know like i always like feel like bad but like it was i mean it's great entertainment but then like there's just a lot of stuff with those and i didn't want to have them on my list but i did enjoy the fuck out of them back in the day um and then my only other honorable mention outside of those do you guys remember the show boiling points yes yeah boiling points was such a fucking classic where it's just like it's just basically there's an actor who's trying to piss people off in different situations and the

longer that people deal with their bullshit the more money they get some like some people would get like a dollar because this person would be like they would just like mess up their order or something and the person would be like are you kidding me and they start freaking out and it was like oh no this is like okay you're asshole. You're just a bad person. But, like, other people would just, like, deal with someone's shit for, like, two hours and make tons of money. It was great. Yeah, it was mine. It got progressively worse, too. It was like, oh, we forgot our order.

And then they'd bring the order out and, like, spill it on them. And then they'd, like, come back over and, like, fall on the table and break the table. And it's like, ugh. Oh, it was so good, though. I love that. Oh, and another, I guess another honorable mention like a big one would be punked right punked would be a big like yeah punked is punk's on my list punked is pretty cool nitro circus we've mentioned it but never actually fully nitro circus is sweet it was sick

it was during a fantasy factories run as well and it's just like just crazy stunts and just like seemed a lot of fun and like i don't know good good feel good tv oh yeah it was some good shit man mtv had some shalappers but hey if you have any problems with our drafts or if you if you want to fight me if you want to voice your opinions on our drafts brag i what should these people do you can meet me in the octagon with fucking uh beat up a bully johnny mayhem either uh meet us in the octagon we'll fight or in the description of every episode there is a link to where you can send a voice message to yell at us tell us what you think on where you'd put stuff uh we'll put it on twitter and instagram as well you can vote on who's the worst because it's definitely gonna be mine because people don't i didn't pick all the the a-list shows like zach did no deep cuts on zach's side so bangers only i'm i'm ashamed i'm ashamed a side

only hit the top 25 and you're afraid show your real self but hey that does it for another week love you beautiful people and we will see you soon honk honk