It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 36: Escape Room Funerals

Episode Date: October 13, 2021

Everyone's favorite Niece Denise is back for her 2nd episode, her stories of eating paper were good enough we decided to have her back.... We get into cremation again cause of course, discuss Ramen eating habits, talk about Zak's poor shower habits, Cory renovating his house, and how to make funerals fun again. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on Social Media! and Find Other Places to Listen!

So you go, so I went, what, two weeks without a shower. Tough, real tough. And then, well, okay, without a physical shower, I showered within those two weeks. You were clean. You just didn't have one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I went two weeks without. So I would, like, go to Claire's for a day and then go a day in between where I did a horse bath.

So my sink and the kitchen were. It felt super awkward, because like you could my neighbors can see in my window so i'm like i'm like using a washcloth and like like spritzing the water from the faucet like you know trying to get like a deep clean as deep as you can get as a as a big hoe bag and uh i'll like i just i just appreciate showers now. Like, I really do. Because, like, commuting... Okay, commuting to work is one thing, right? Commuting to, like, be clean? It stinks.

Literally. Literally. Yeah. Oh, shit. But, yeah. What's the longest you've gone without a shower in your entire life? I'm going to guess because I don't log this in my journal. I know. I'm just saying just saying like probably not very long yeah i don't if i had to guess three days but i don't like maybe four

like i feel like there's got to be one stinky day where not are we talking not a baby like what if my parents got lazy and they just decided not to bathe me? Maybe in recent memory. As much as a baby as I am now, that counts. I'll say four days. I don't know. Why not?

I'm hoping Zach has an astronomically high number. No, it's four days. I love taking showers. I'll take a shower in the morning and at night. Which is actually kind of bad for your skin and your hair you're not supposed to wash your hair actually only supposed to wash your hair like a couple times a week i think which is yeah mind because because big shampoo is selling all these lies telling me i need to use shampoo conditioner like every conditioner is really bad you're not supposed to use that like right denise you're you're you're a lady yeah i mean a week i think i regular like i shower every day

but there i the longest i've gone without washing my hair is like eight days but that's good for your hair god how do you think it looks good i mean if it's not dirty you're not supposed to oh you're supposed to hair train your hair otherwise it gets greasy what if you have product though like i don't put like gel or anything in it. Just like dry shampoo. You don't gel it straight up. You don't give it the grease? I don't.

I was like the middle school Denise like slicked back ponytail look. Middle school Denise washed her hair every day. Adult Denise does not. That's my thing. I should go to the gym and I'm like now I'm sweaty and I want to wash and stuff. And that's more than just splurrying some water out my head and calling it a day, you know? Wants to wash stuff.

Stuff. Things. Body parts. I mean, it is kind of gross if you think about it. Like, I do use dry shampoo like regularly, but like, what are you going to do about it? My body's clean. No one's like up in my hair sniffing it or smelling it. It feels clean. So what's the up in my hair, sniffing it or smelling it. It feels clean. So what's the difference?

Maybe there's a reason. Maybe because it stinks. Honestly, good point. Could be true. I feel like I've taken a week and didn't shower, but that's like scout camp. We're like,

everyone's disgusting. Yeah. We went in like the water, but like, I don't remember there being like showers. That's like people who don't shower after they go in the pool because they say they're clean. You're not clean. You got bromine all over you.

There's so much bromine. Corey, two weeks ago, we were in the hot tub. Yeah, I'm going to go to bed. You're just covered in chemicals. I'm like, dude, go wash off. What's the periodic symbol for bromine? It's just the hand symbol. It's just two hands going like, hey.

Just a puka shell necklace. The rocket power, like, woogity woogity. Yeah. Are you a two-in-one shampoo guy, Zach? Absolutely not. Okay. Once I became an adult, I realized how disgusting and how impossible that product is. Like, they're just selling you a lot.

There's no way it can be two in one. It's just. Yeah. You know, there's three in one nowadays. Yeah. The even worse is when they throw body wash in the mix. You can't wash your body with the same shit you wash your hair with.

It doesn't work. You know what is the best though? Is when you, is when you visit your either like, uh, uh, you know, a sister,

mom, girlfriend, whatever. And they have all the body scrubs, buddy. I'm in the shower for a long time. Trying out every body scrub, a sister, mom, girlfriend, whatever, and they have all the body scrubs. Buddy, I'm in the shower for a long time trying out every body scrub. The Shea Butter, the ones that have, like, it's like the grainy sand ones all over my body.

We love an exfoliant. That's polluting the planet. I feel like I've never felt dumber. Have you guys ever, like, had body wash and forget that you have body wash and you just, like, put it in your hair? Because I have. Yeah.

Like, multiple times, and I just like put it in your hair because I have yeah like multiple times and I feel like a piece of shit now my hair smells like my body my body doesn't smell like my well this might be too much information but I'm just gonna go for it oh yeah go for it you ever uh like you're soaping up

you're soaping up your body and you're you rinse off or at least I think you rinse off and then you get out of the shower and realize you got a soapy butt crack and it is the worst feeling in the world and then you got to go back in the shower and spread the cheeks and get the water flowing down it's like it's it's like a top to i've done it before where i've gotten fully dressed and walked out of my house and realized i got a soapy butt crack and it is the worst feeling in the world had no idea what to do do i go back inside gonna miss the train had to make my way to the work with the soapy butt crack and then just had to figure it out when i got to work dude how big

is your butt crack that holds that much soap also like do you not what what direction do you face in the shower most uh facing i like i don't want the shower head to attack me so i always face the shower well so me and you are like the same height though usually shower heads are lower we're around the same height how tall are you six three yeah okay you got me by a half an inch but like most shower heads are like 5 11 so it's the lesser but he has his butt crack is half an inch wider though because of the height you forget about that fair okay yeah the distance i didn't do the math that's how they measure like that that's how they determine how tall people you know like mummies or in ancient egypt they measure the butt crack

first like this man it's proportional like this i thought they saw their limbs and counted the rings that's true see that's only viking that's age only the butt crack index but like no that hasn't happened to me ever really i mean it's happened to me as as much as it's a problem though no like like i don't think i've like gotten i haven't thought about it for more than two seconds like if like if you're fully dressed and your mind goes back to that shower and you made mistakes in that shower, I feel like that's just, you're not showering correctly. I've forgotten to wash my hair. I've done that multiple times. I think that might be worse.

I've left soap in my hair. There's a lot of stuff. Yeah, I've done that. I try off my head and it's like, why is the top of my head slimy? You get too busy looking like George Washington. As much as everyone has like a shower routine sometimes your brain just like stops working in the shower you get like deep

in thought you forget about the soap that's the best do you guys wash your legs and feet or do you just assume that the the matriculation of the soap down your body washes it for you so no there's a tweet by a penn state football player in college who was like it's gross no one washes their feet in the shower and ever since then it's always been in my head so shout out to Sean Hamilton I wash my feet in the shower because of you but before like the middle of college never did nope I don't I'm still on that train I just if I mean when I need to yeah good scrubbing like date like what I'm doing my like house days hell yeah, good scrubbing. Like, when I'm doing my, like, house days, hell yeah. When I got stuff down there, I gotta get down and scrub, hell yeah.

But no, not generally. It's a big rift in mine and Claire's relationship. I will not apologize for it, but I feel judgment. Will you wash your future kids' feet? Good question. will you wash your future kids feet good question i feel like i have to say yes because what reason do i have to say no for well then why don't you wash your own i mean like because it's it's another human you gotta like i don't know scrub him he's a baby or she or it they there you go i'm just worried like i'm just worried i take one foot up you know like shake it all around the hokey pokey and then i slip in the shower because i need both

feet on the ground you guys are lucky you don't have to shave legs because that should be an olympic sport in the shower if there's not like a ledge really got a balance it's an ab workout just saying but like we got other bits that are kind of hard to shave okay less surface area but like zach shaves his eyebrows every day in the shower dude one time i shaved off half my eyebrows thinking it was cool my parents were basically like what the fuck are you doing half of your eyebrows like one full eyebrow or no like you know like where your eyebrow arcs i basically was like you know what i'm gonna just shave that part off and my parents are like what are you doing i'm like this is this is cool no they're like no do you have any photo proof of that from like back of the day i don't think i

have any photo proof but yeah i i'm yeah i guess shave yeah we should do that we should try to like one like it's wednesday my dudes we shave our legs in the shower going back to like our MTV true life made I should yeah video all right I'm gonna let Rooks know when he comes back that he's gonna be the first one to do this YouTube video for us

are we doing how was your week because I want to I really want to ask how Zach's week was I feel like I haven't talked to him in at least three weeks I think it's at least been oh man when was the last day we talked do you think though uh it wasn't tuesday no couldn't have been tuesday not there was no way it couldn't have been not thursday it couldn't have been monday what's the one in the middle what's the one in the middle uh are you thinking saturday it is wednesday my dudes

welcome back to another episode of this wednesday my dudes episode 36 question mark i think we got a good one rooks is out but in his place he's on a hot date everyone's oh yeah well we'll see might be a cold date we'll uh i told him i told him he's got to get the vaginas at the date dinner and a show it's a dinner and a show i don't know what he's even doing i assume dinner no maybe not axe throwing i don't know uh i think he's just learning how to shave his legs from her that'd be cool that would come in handy for next episode that's a first date activity yeah why not it's 2021 all right you do what you want yeah uh but in his place everyone's

favorite niece you might know her from uh episode 13 where she eats paper from every single piece of ice cream that she ever has so it's denise welcome my popular demand i think it says a lot about all your other guests that i was the first repeat guest but that's just me well i was a host i went from a guest to a host so i went from a guest to launching my own podcast so fair exactly i was gonna set you up uh two episodes in new podcast no one knows anything give us a speech what's it about um it's basically about that no one knows anything um i you guys inspired me no but seriously i was just like if these guys can start a podcast and shoot the shit for an hour and do the damn thing i was like why not so it's every thursday people come here for

some nonsense on wednesdays then i knock some sense back into them on thursdays and it's basically just about the fact that no one knows what the hell they're doing even though everyone likes to act like they know what they're doing so i'm just come on the podcast i'll expose you but it's been fun i was gonna say we'll be on there at some point. Expose him. I'm going to try to not read too much into the fact that you start a podcast about nobody knows what they're doing after seeing us try to start a podcast. Not going to read too much into it. I didn't think of it from that angle. Let's move on from that. I agree completely.

Corey, how are you doing? I'm good. I'm good. I have to think. It's been on from that. I agree completely. Corey, how you doing? Oh, I'm good. I'm good. I have to think. It's been a little while. So I had some things. That was a stressful response. No.

There's a lot going on. I got to break down a lot from this past week. Okay. We'll get into that in a second. Zach, how are you? I'm so excited. I'm doing good. You can go first. I need Zach to at least say hello what is up people happy to be back go hoosiers as always there we go all right cory brian how are you at the bit let's go

oh i'm fine i'm here i'm alive you know give us a soundbite five out of ten give us your favorite soundbite right now my favorite soundbite yeah let's go i want to kiss you on the mouth baby god damn he's so good that's a really good choice it's like he's here with so many of these oh yeah i mean we can keep them going you i'll put it on i'll put it on air right now cory if sean clifford wins the heisman i'll suck your dick uh i guess the one positive out of this weekend fair that bet will not actually happen because sean clifford is a whore cory how was your week you have a lot to say it was good it was All right. So as you may have heard from first minute of this podcast, done with the bathroom. So we got, we got a bathroom. So like, that's cool. It was heavy, heavy date week. Didn't realize that we had every single night, Claire and I like had something planned until, until we were both like stressed by it so it was like friend in town last week that's why i wasn't on the pod uh see him like once a year uh so we just went to the

penns pre-season game uh pre-season hockey man don't like don't spend the money it's fine but like you're looking for something there you go it's around uh thursday went to an asian lights exhibit at the zoo pretty cool in the pittsburgh area it was like after dark so it's like the zoo is closed all the animals are sleeping but they put up these cool like intricate intricate like animal exhibits so it looks like there's still animals out even though they're just like moving lights thought it was gonna be like clear something it was like an asian lantern festival you know how they do those like the floating lanterns and i was like how is this like a whole night of activities like don't they just light it and floats and like we go home so i had no idea what to expect plus they served a little booze guy so like we'd be boozing it's always good

uh friday drive-ins saw venom decent i did too that's pretty good uh that's all right i had a high bar so like didn't live up to it but like i set the bar high we all know set the bar low always if you learn one thing from me set the bar low always uh saturday morning went to my first drag show and it was a drag brunch so that was like it's just a lot to start the day had a great time though it was fun it's like. How, how involved were you? Did you get up on stage or did you dance around? No. So it was like, it's for, it was for Claire's cousin's birthday, like a joint birthday with

her friend. And I feel like I, I can't steal a show, obviously. Like, I'm not gonna, it's not my day, you know? I could have. Maybe I should have. But no, I didn't get that involved. Tossed some ones here and there. A couple tips.

It was good. Homegirl Chi-Chi, though, there's a little bit of drama in the group. There's three queens. And Chi-Chi can sing, but the others couldn't. Because I didn't know. I've never been. So I was like, is it singing? I know it's a little em emceeing which is like yeah pretty funny and then it's kind of like at

least what they did was like dance around the bar to like their song and they were lip-syncing and apparently i found out chi chi can sing so i was like a little bummed out because like be pretty fun you know a little live entertainment so but i guess that would be unfair if everybody can't sing i don't know i don't i don't know the whole backroom drama of the drag queens yeah so how'd you hear about the drama so we had an insider who knows chichi so okay so yeah but great great time drag show brunch recommend it's fantastic it was an electric way to start off your your weekend uh saturday night what's the food like at a drag show brunch are you going for the drag or you are you staying for the brunch is the

what are we serving dude i i mean the food was okay so got a belgian waffle that's all i need it was a straight up waffle so like yeah stay for the drag i guess come for the drag stay for the drag but also like the booze is in there too so like that plays a part you know maybe come for the booze stay for the drag i don't know pick your poison and then saturday nothing happened at all um nothing at all no sports were on tv um so that was the end of my Saturday and then Sunday big fall guy went out to a little pumpkin patch little pumpkin guy and uh got my new bathroom some decor thank you Claire and uh put some apple cider donuts in my mouth down my gullet and so yeah pretty good day what a basic pretty good weekend at the pumpkin patch did you watch my birds when go birds no it was like okay it was like 85 degrees and that is sleeves off that's a tough

day you didn't commit no no if i were to do that i would have been sweating down my legs i would have had to wash them and you know how i feel about that i'm not gonna happen you could have sweat down your butt crack and just clean out all that soap that was left there because from your new shower i could know or i would do yeah do what zach does and just shove a bar of soap in there like squeeze it together and walk around yeah and just clean as you're going it's smart did you guys ever see you love robin big zach right of course the one episode about man ponds where big takes a giant wad of toilet paper and just keeps it in his crack every once in a while if he's like having like a bad day just to like you know keep everything in place and soak it up ridiculous yeah not great

no okay all right had to bring that up good episode cory how do you rate your weekend i would rate my weekend one caged chichi let her out caged let her out let her out. Let her out. Got it. Zach, how was Vegas? Tell us as little as possible. Because I'm sure you don't want to talk about all of it. No, I mean, Vegas was good. Side note, I realize how much I hate flying. Flying just stinks. Like, in general.

I know we've had several airport stories on the show, and just me flying to and from vegas has confirmed it southwest canceled a bunch of flights my dad had to scramble to find a flight to get to vegas people just terrible plane etiquette it's just a whole thing so anyway but when i got there great big vegas guy love vegas got there saturday morning uh me and my dad what do we do oh we immediately went to the casino, placed a bunch of sports bets down, watched Iowa cover beating Penn State, made your boys some money. That was very nice.

Then what did we do? Oh, just kind of hung around the casinos, walked around, gambled, drank a little bit. What did we get? Oh, we went to this nice Italian restaurant called Batista's. Delicious. Got a nice little chicken parm a little chicken parm guy had a little cappuccino to fill out about this bad italian accent i can't even do it all right is dave batista italian yeah yeah he comes out to his music and he just does his like all the fireworks just

blast off and uh comes out his dracks He just swings his knives around and cuts up your food for you. That's Mambo Italiano. So, yeah, it was good. And then Sunday, the main event. So, went for Bears Raiders. Great day. Woke up decently there. Woke up at like 7.30.

And we started pre-gaming, me and my dad. So, just kind of bar hopped and walked our way to the casino. Shout out to my dad, who I didn't know was a big red bull vodka guy we're drinking just beers at a bar and he's like hey we can you want to get a roadie red bull vodka while we walk to the stadium i was like dad yes i'm so proud of you let's let's do it um so we did that and then we just proceeded to get obliterated on tall boy coors lights at the game and the bears won so it was great we made friends in the stands it was half bears fans half raiders fans there we basically bullied all the raiders fans it was great um stadium was huge and massive and new had the new stadium smell to it which was nice um and then shout out we went

to secret pizza for those of you who went to vegas uh we went there so that was delicious um and then monday monday we just stayed an extra day so we were just kind of again doing more gambling just kind of bumming around uh nothing too exciting i think vegas for me is a place where i can stay maybe three days max and then that last day is kind of just eh uh like i could take it or leave it but um we still have fun got a nice steak dinner to wrap it up and uh good time with the padre so he gets very corny and sentimental he would he just texted me every day for like two weeks straight he's like i'm really looking forward to this trip i'm really looking forward to this trip i'm like yeah yeah yeah dad

thanks so he said sorry i have to cancel that's when you tried to cancel southwest eight times and then he scrambled to still have a father-son weekend? Yeah, no, for sure. But no, it was good. Yeah, I had a good time, good trip. I was super tired this morning. I had to get up super early again. But dedicated to the pod life, so I'm here.

For all the loyal viewers out there, I couldn't miss a pod. So I'm going to give my weekend. Have you guys, well, I know Corey and Brian have been to been in vegas have you been to vegas i'm going in the summer for a bachelorette party oh very nice so i'll give so the original rating i was going to give it was you know those like uh those people who stand outside and give the do the flip cards to try to get you go to the booby bars yeah yeah i was going to to give it like a two out of those, but that's, that's won't resonate as well.

So I'm going to give it a one fire John Gruden. Cause that guy's a scumbag. Yeah. That's a good weekend. You saw it. Did he coach on Sunday? Did you see his last ever game coaching? Yeah.

I saw John Gruden's last game ever. That's awesome. And the bears beat him on his last game ever oh yeah baby the bears bully beat down john gruden's on bully beat down next next episode of mtv it's just like people who've been canceled for being racist and they get beat up by whatever race they were like offending i would watch that would be very problematic but i would be very into watching that yeah yeah i mean you might be next on that show if you're producing that show but i'm the one trying to get rid of racist people so like unless racists also make a show

where it's people that don't like racists get up beat get beat up by racists which i don't think would would do as well denise how was your weekend i was gonna say just racism on this podcast big anti-racist podcast here we disavow racism denise how was your weekend honestly i've had a great week jonas brothers were in town your girl thrives at a jonas brothers concert there's no shame in it. Can you tier list the Jonas Brothers quick? Yeah. Joe, Kevin, Nick. All four of them. I think Nick stinks. I'm with you. I think Nick stinks too. Nick is a scumbag.

Watch the documentary on Amazon Prime and you will see he tried to rip the brothers apart. I'm appalled. Isn't there a fourth brother that no one talks about? Frank, that's a tough name. It's like they front loaded all of the musical talent to the other three, and then he was like a oops-a-daisy.

Frank Jonas, if you're listening, I'm so sorry, but he just didn't get any of it. So I'm a Joe girl, then Kevin, then Nick, then Frankie, I guess if I had to put them at the bottom. Honestly, like my fifth time seeing them, they put on an amazing concert. I had to put them at the bottom um honestly like my fifth time seeing them they put on an amazing concert I recommend to everyone also had a little Sophie Turner sighting she is something else let me tell you boys she is tall she is beautiful she was standing right in front of me I was like oh honey okay besides the point that was probably more exciting than

the Jonas Brothers I don't even watch Game of Thrones I just think she's like the coolest ever so that was great then Friday that was on Tuesday went to work a little hungover on Wednesday it is what it is um Friday I went down to my friend's house she had a little fiesta asked us all to be um in her bridal party for her wedding next year so now I'm in two weddings. It's quickly turning into a always a bridesmaid, never a bride situation, but it's fine. Had some margaritas, some tacos. It is what it is. What was that Friday? Saturday. What did I do Saturday? Oh, I had a walk for ALS in honor of one of my friend's moms who passed away. It's like my favorite day of the year. It's just like the best. So I was down by the beach for that. And then went and saw

the rents in good old Marlboro. Watched the Ted Lasso finale with my dad. Yeah. The King, Chris Colombo. Shout out. I know you're listening um and watched some college football with my dad and my brother um penn state iowa game was not so exciting did watch the wake forest syracuse game chris colombo is a wake forest alum that was exciting i recommend it went into overtime throwing that in there um in case if you dvr'd it didn't see the score go back and rewatch it you know what it was a good it was a good game then sunday made my way back to hoboken had my like adult day did some laundry did some cleaning took my sacred pilgrimage to trader joe's always a good time got some more frozen food that i never eat and i just throw my air fryer and eventually just keep replacing

um i live breathe and die for trader joe's what sponsor the podcast but if it's frozen does it matter if you never eat it because it's like freezer burned a little my problem is i buy so much of it because i'm like i'm gonna eat all of this and then i don't eat it it stays in my freezer and then i make another trip to trader joe's and i just get more and i just keep packing so you should not room for the other stuff exactly and if it can't be put in the air fryer i don't buy it that's a problem that's just a that's just a personal rule that i have for myself then had a little three-day weekend so you buy no okay no go ahead so so you buy no liquids no like yogurt you can't buy like slices of cheese water in the air fryer no vegetables i forgot who i was talking to no fruit the bulk of my stuff just happens to be the frozen

stuff follow through on your words all right i want to see you put a glass of milk some eggs bacon and a pancake in that air fryer and then eat it later that'll be youtube video number two can we air fry it meals featuring denise yeah first episode there's a baby going in there canceled oh that'll be the cliffhanger why i don't know it's denise's show she said oh man and then i can't and then had a little three-day weekend thanks to Christopher Columbus. Had off of school yesterday, so that was nice. Had a little brunch action. Recorded episode three of No One Knows Anything, dropping this Thursday, featuring Kristen, who was recently on the podcast.

Overall, just a great week. So if I had to rate it it I would give it one Joe Jonas in white pants and do with that what you will that man does not care that's just open to interpretation stole that look from Corey

hell yeah baby everyone knows you're the first one ever wore white pants that'll wait out toasted marshmallow baby can we talk ted lasso spoilers just like real quick so like if anyone's listening and you haven't watched ted lasso turn it off uh nate sucks i haven't watched ted lasso yet all right ignore that turn your ears off nothing happens nothing happens nothing happens with me all right we can move on brian how was your how was my week thanks for asking so i was in san diego this week it was dope haven't been there in forever uh got to see the brother sister-in-law that was like two and a half years ago i haven't seen him and i haven't been back to san diego in like

four years three years something been too long got my first flight person like across the aisle from me like wasn't wearing a mask right uh flight attendant came down hard on that lady she said i might have to ask you to leave and it was like no it's fine she's like better keep the mask on and then she like left i was like hey it's frontier airlines too like i expected them to let anything fly um but like also got in the plane's, like, not a first class, but, like, a premium area on Frontier Airlines. Who's paying extra to get a better seat on Frontier? Like, we all know we're all poor on this flight. And there's a reason we're on here.

Because we wanted to pay $75 for a one-way ticket anywhere out of Pittsburgh. You're going to double your plane ticket price to get another centimeter of fabric behind you you're not fooling anybody so i'm trying to be the king of all the poor people right now your seat on frontier is they give you a seat belt exactly uh also they don't give you free snacks and i don't think they give you free drinks either so like we know why we're here do you also have to fly the plane yourself you have to like you lean left and right when you have to turn classic yeah the passengers just flap their arms the uh also got food in the airport there's a quiznos at the denver airport who's seen a quiznos in the past 30 years man Man, you gotta go to East Greenbush, New York, my guy. They're still around? They thrive in.

Oh my god. The mecca. Oh, I thought they all went bankrupt back in 2009. If you're wondering, still tastes the same. Pretty average. But hey, it's an airport. They used to have those really annoying commercials, didn't they? With the little characters.

Called the Sponge Monkeys. That's all i remember of quiznos no idea no recollection of this you're missing out really you don't yeah google a sponge monkey right now because it's disgusting the cat dog theme song stuck in my head and i know that's not it the cat dog theme song great theme song though i couldn't tell you why cat dog cat dog cat dog sub at quiznos would not go over well anyways more food landed uh immediately got tacos because it's san diego you had to do it got a cactus taco was not excited about it but i was intrigued by it it's kind of strange it wasn't bad wouldn't get it again though um it's like no so it's like the obviously it's like the inside of it but it's like a little slimy sort of tastes like a bell pepper but like also sort of sour um you're not really selling would not recommend but like oh no i said would not recommend but

like try it once just say you did it it's on the menu um so that was strange but i talked us to dinner woke up had tacos for breakfast and then for lunch i had tacos uh it was sick we went on a hike on saturday middle of the day before tacos big active guy got to the top and there's like this one couple like hugging it out like way too hard and we're like the only other people on the trail and they come over like we just got engaged we're like oh okay but it's like sort of pouring rain and completely cloudy and you can't see a single thing at the top of the hike. You're like, this is a horrible choice to get engaged by this guy.

You got to abort that plan immediately. You're walking halfway up that hike. It starts raining. It's like super doom and gloom. You put that ring back in the pocket and you move on. Because they had us take their photo. It's like you can't. It's just gray clouds behind him and nothing else.

Maybe that's what they wanted. You're just setting the expectations. Set the bar low. That's fair. That fair it's fair can only go up from there um so that was strange but got home tacos dinner wings and pizza and then got ice cream you know your body's a temple go off game and then we played mario then we played mario party who was your character what was your character right now uh uh uh the the shell guy the green green dry bones no no dry bones no uh dry bones there's people yelling in their cars at their speakers right now with the correct answer it's got to be koopa um it's got to be dry the only good green guy is yoshi so it doesn't even

matter green guy with a shell that's koopa or koopa i think it is he's yellow koopa troopa is the red shell koopa is yeah it's koopa troopa sorry in my head that was a villain dry i don't think we had him in mario party maybe in Mario Kart. But either way, new Mario Party, all kinds of rules that I don't know. Felt very old. Got last place. Got stomped out by Katie. Shout out, Katie. You cheated.

But that was sick. Woke up, was planning on going surfing, but it rained the day before. Should have proposed. And the waves... I know. Should have. It rained the day before. So the area where we're gonna go is in

la jolla where all the sea lions are and they just kind of like poop all over the cliffs and when it rains oh that just gets washed down into the water so there's like a lot of advisors like you might get sick you should not go in the water and then the way it says might though so like dealer's choice the waves also were like half a foot tall so we're like not worth it shred that gnar it would it would have been really pathetic so next time i'm there gotta go make a fool myself and try to serve went to the psu game though after that uh went to a penn state bar and there's i have one friend in san diego only one and And I was like, I'm hanging out with my brother because I haven't seen him in two years.

I'm only there for like two days. I was like, I'm just not going to text him. It'll be fine. Apparently he sat behind me at the bar the entire game. But like, I never turned around because the TV's in front of me. So like, I didn't see him. But I left and I got a text from him that was like,

blah, blah, blah, like I saw you, you didn't say anything. I was like, well, should have seen that coming. So Corey Joel was at the bar literally like two feet away from me. So you're telling me the whole time you're at the bar, you didn't do one sweep of your surroundings. You were just looking forward. So we were at the TV's are behind the bar. I was like the side of it. And he was to the right of me.

So the TV was to the left. The rest of the bars in front of me. And he was like back in the corner behind the bar. I was at the side of it, and he was to the right of me. So the TV was to the left. The rest of the bar was in front of me, and he was back in the corner to the right. But also, shame on him. He saw you and was like, after you left, after the fact, he was like, hey, I saw you. Makes no sense. Yeah, that's why I was like, just tap me on the shoulder. I would have been like, hey, awesome to see you. Sorry I didn't tell you.

Here's my reason why. I hope you're not too offended. But still felt really bad about that. world what are the chances uh but penn state one always no chances 50 50 odds are always three to one come on no uh either happens or doesn't or that in between status that we all know i'm not gonna say it here for your benefit but you know three to one okay solve that um it was all right like you said i didn't have high hopes but it was solid there's a good uh post-credit scene so stay for that and then ended the weekend with went to like a legit ramen place man is ramen good

i'm excited for going to tokyo in like half a year was it 99 cents for like every meal no i'm out definitely better than it was like 11 bucks for like a big old bowl of it so you guys i kind of learned how do you guys cook your packet ramen i feel like everyone has their own technique crunch it up that's my my one thing that i do what do you mean so okay you take the thing while the shit out of it on the countertop you break it while it's in it and then you just shimmy the two sides together and it like shreds it all down so it's like not long noodles it's just like this needs to be something on some merch that we sell right now holy

shit before you cook it you mash it up why would you make the noodles smaller that makes no sense yeah i feel like part of the part of the lore ramen is like slurpy noodles yeah yeah i don't like that i just don't eat ramen don't crunch it rice is for my guy what are you afraid let me eat it the way i want to eat it try some but that's my one thing like you need like the whole point is like the too big some work at the whole the whole point is not just to slurp it it's because it's food if you just wanted to slurp something and then spit it back out there's plenty of what are you eating it with uh sound about it sound bite it right now no no capture it no

what am i eating it with yeah if the noodles are so small they're falling through the fork and the spoon is just like then you're just eating like soggy cereal at that point it's cheap ramen it kind of mushes together you could use a fork it kind of sticks you are so interesting you know yeah i don't like this kind of well okay how do you guys make your ramen like a normal person yeah boil the water and that is dump the dump the noodles in the water it cooks the noodles some people see this is where we might differ i drain all the water and then add the packet. Some people I think I know add the packet with some of the water still in there to make it more like ramen. I don't need the extra water or broth.

It's too watered down though. Yeah. I just dump it with the noodlies. Agreed. I don't eat it often, but when I do, it's the way to do it. Better ingredients, better pizza. Papa John's. to do it better ingredients better pizza uh i rate my weekend 12 tacos because i had 12 tacos that seems like a reasonable rating oh yeah i mean i approve 12 tacos in a weekend it's always gonna be a good weekend i uh brian we have you said we have callers right yeah were you gonna say something no i got i have a question but like it'll lead to more stuff so i

feel like you should ask you should okay yeah don't derail us don't derail us too too early no no no all right got two today i'm excited for you both to hear all of them. I've Not heard either of them all the way through so it might end weird. No clue. First one is from Teddy from Texas okay i didn't know when it ended i feel like that's a good review i mean i couldn't agree more that's a great point he's teddy uh i agree strong statement takes a strong person to say that on the pod i agree keep calling in cancel teddy uh if you don't know a little racist little racist vm though didn't need to bring up hitler but it's fine we can we can move on um amanda's child he is like a month old still already listening to the show so like good for him um next one this one's more real from everyone's favorite

san diego resident hey guys it's dirty mike and the boys from San Diego. I just finished watching Squid Games and it got me thinking. If you had to pick one childhood game that you had to win to not die, what would it be? Thanks and keep up the good work on the show. Hot Mike. I don't know which one I'm good at, but I have an idea of what I want to do. Hot Mike, Dirty Mike, Big Mike, Old Mike, whatever you want to call them. dirty mic big mic old mike what's up hot mic how's it going dirty big old mike who is also hot there he is not all of them together individually makes more sense you said it are we talking board games or like blacktop games

i don't i feel like we shouldn't play like squid games for guess who that's what I'm saying okay yeah great game though just for the name sorry that's pretty good so Corey you know the exactly you know the game I sort of taught you where you try to

poke each other I have no clue what that's called I love that game and i feel like most people don't know how to play it so i feel like i would go with that one um the premise is like you shake hands but then put your pointer finger out and you have to poke the other person you like connect the webbing of your like thumb and you each are pointing a finger and you have to touch the other person with that you with your i don't like the word webbing played that what would you call it denise not webbing the excess area yeah between your thumb and pointer finger betwixt i think you meant to say um call it your hand scrotum it's a really good question

i feel like i have multiple opinions one if i just want to be selfish i could go with monopoly because you'll never die and you'll play forever i thought i thought we're going no board games fair but i still just wanted to say that um okay uh oh fuck what is it sorry that's not an explicit one the answer for me is 500 because i'm taller than everyone. I'm assuming I would win at 500. And then the best thing is you could do it like dead or alive. It could literally just be dead or alive. And then you'd throw it and get points.

And I just think, so I'm just literally going for survival factor here. I'm not coordinated. I'm kind of coordinated. I'm not fast. So nothing, nothing speed related, very slow.

So it can't do anything that involves me moving my legs real fast. 500, you just kind of corny. I'm not fast. So nothing speed related. Very slow. So can't do anything that involves me moving my legs real fast. 500, you just kind of stand there. And you just hope, you know, throw up like a Nerf Vortex, I'm thinking. Get the whistle tip. That's good. I think that's pretty good.

I think I'm alive. I just have to be better than the last person, right? Or do I have to win to not die? Does everyone die except for the winner? I think it just depends on the game i don't know if it's like 2v2 or if it's like 550 people in a group and only one person who catches it is alive that's a little i have i feel like you have to go there's two that i thought of if you're doing like a solo like who can last the longest skip it your girl's winning everyone else is dead have you ever played skip it when you're younger yeah no one's good at it so yeah that's

exactly i mean you got to play to your strengths and then if it's like a team situation red rover phenomenal game you're getting a broken arm immediately. With your long limbs. Red Rover? What does my limbs have to do with anything? They're longer, so it's easier to break them. This requires teamwork, though. So this assumes that the people on my team are all fighting for the same cause, and we don't have any snakes in the grass, as they could say.

Yeah. You either all die or you all live. What you about to say me yeah yeah like well red rovers red rover we call denise over and denise runs and tries to break our arms i gotta make sure that the person i'm latching my arms with doesn't you know fancy denise in any sort of way that just lets him like unbreaks my arms enough to kill themselves no it, it's like, then she wins and I lose. I disagree. If you lose, you all die.

It's not like they're going to let him through and then be like, yeah, I get to talk to her later. It depends on how we're eliminating people. If you get through and then Denise gets to pick someone to eliminate, or if it's the person, the two people she went through get eliminated. I just got to make sure. We're doing team games here.

I'm going to go with the two people she gets through. I mean, I'm now realizing I could turn this into a potential dating pool. Who wants to be with me the most? Who's willing to let me through? Who's willing to die for me? I mean, true colors will come out. Denise is waiting to... She's going to take the subway every single

day and wait for somebody to stop her so she can play that envelope game because she's signing up she's signing up for Squid Game season two winner gets to date Denise it's gonna be a good season yeah yeah but it seems

negative because season one winner gets to live and then you're comparing season two winner gets to date denise i feel like it's like cory just said it's a negative honestly if anyone's out there that wants to date denise call into the podcast oh should we do a little like the dating game get three colors on the phone that'd be fun i need that's something i need to prepare exactly i mean sounds like a great idea to me that's one that we would have to prepare for we're not doing that teddy sounded really interesting you know what is there a way that you can get the caller's numbers i'd like to give him a call back oh absolutely i'll i'll fly him

out by theodore he's probably or is his first name teddy um edwin his first name is edwin oh like tedwin no like edwin wait there's an eddie or teddy teddy with a t they call him teddy oh i like tedwin i'm gonna call him tedwin there you go first nickname already a month into this world uh all right so go back squid game uh i would say if you guys i i want to say um four square really badly just because like fun game it would be pretty freaking intense but so like bring it like i'm trying to think like what's a good playground one because we kind of play that you guys ever have that like playground yeah but like our school not much i guess i don't know you ever it's like four square but it's like this hoop that you each have

an exit for and you guard that exit and you'd like throw the ball in the hoop and if it comes through your exit it hits the ground you're out it's like quidditch no don't isn't quidditch you have to get in the basket i really didn't watch much harry potter that's just i know like harry potter buzzwords but since we're not in the wizarding world i'm gonna stick with games that us muggles play sorry denise uh no it's isn't that some form of like foursquare it's like that type of deal kind of i they always had that on playground and i've

never played it and never knew how to play it so i don't know what you're talking about great that means i have a really good chance of surviving when i play that against you guys don't know the rules all right i guess we're all gonna live because we all picked games that none of us know how to play except for Skip It dude how many how many Skip It's can you do before that game just lands into your shit like young

5, 6, 7 year old Denise wrecked people at Skip It also Bop It is another good one that's not really like a blacktop game but I guess i didn't have many friends like solo games what about double dutch double dutch would be tight because you get some hypes like groups going and then like what about what if the ropes were somehow lasers and then if you missed it just chopped your legs off just barbed like in the pacifier

have you ever actually exactly when you're feeling low lower than the floor and you feel like you don't have a chance do the peter panda dance don't make a move all right anyway so um i i have a question and i feel like i don't think we've talked about this on podcast so i apologize and we'll move on if we haven't um to our regular if we have to our scheduled programming cargo shorts and this is nice because denise is here um thoughts okay because i have very specific thoughts about cargo shorts my whole entire life and did not realize that apparently they're wrong we've mentioned it before because i know rooks and zach have strong opinions because we talked about like freshman year of college yeah

everyone had one pair of cargo shorts and then like it changed into like no pockets so that's this was not recent I mean within the last year so semi-recent I guess we bought me and my friend shout out Dan huge wedding this weekend we bought a the cargo pants the zip away ones as you

never know and I'm pretty excited about the purchase that's a bad move. You're just turning into a dad. I mean, it's just fun. It's just fun times. Apple picking?

Or not apple, pumpkin patch? Looking at, picking, whatever we did, would have been great, because it was 80. I thought it was going to be a little chillier. Could have zipped them away. I was an idiot for not bringing them. You're just slowly turning into a dad not i'm so sorry cory well you know what denise next time we go out and you don't have any pockets to hold anything i'm gonna throw what you give me against the wall while i'm wearing

in the nine years in the nine years that i've known you, when have I ever given you anything to hold for a prolonged period of time? Never, because I'm always prepared. Your girl's got pockets in her pants. She's always got a bag. I travel light. Phone, wallet, keys. You don't need much more. I never understood these people who carry their whole closets with them.

What are you doing? Why do you need all that shit? Hey, i'm not saying that you did i'm just saying god forbid for however long we're alive and we do know each other if you ever ask me to hold anything you won't keep your head on a swivel okay you better not like that object better not be a baby i swear to god just launches it that i just said i'm on record it's going against the wall you have like child welfare coming after the podcast didn't happen yet stop trying to color cargo shorts did you get

oh the like khaki colored i don't know like a regular like cargo that's what i was afraid of grade a typical cargo short i didn't did you want me to say plaid no they make i mean i have seen plaid ones they're horrendous but i mean i was just afraid that you were gonna say the classic khaki not that i couldn't defend another color better, but khaki's tough. Did you also buy some new balances? No, not that. No, no. That's not in my repertoire. Not yet.

A couple months from now. Wait, when you say zip-off ones, do you mean ones that, like, they're pants and you can cut them off into shorts? What do you think I mean by it? I mean, that's why I asked the question. I'm not privy to, like, middle-aged men's fashion. It's not my forte. Middle-aged men fashion. Just roasted you, bro.

That's what cargo shorts are. I'm sorry. Any pair of pants can be rip-away pants if you try hard enough. True. That's true. Denise, are you? try hard about it also. That's true. Denise? I think consensus is we're not in agreement

with your purchase. The Sharks are not going to buy your company. Big sigh. I hope we have a lot of East Greenbush listeners because they would all feel the same way. Don't let us deter you from wearing them. You do you. Live your truth. There's better choices for shorts out there i am who i am i know my truth cory's gonna gonna go on denise's podcast and only talk about cargo shorts it's gonna be a

riveting hour that's gonna be so bad knows anything if the category is fashion yeah literally all right so last week me and rooks started out the episode with a great question so i'm going to pose it to you guys as well if you're going to be cremated in this situation you have to be cremated what do you want to be cremated into? Because you got kind of pretty much any option. Like you'd be sprinkled into stuff or you can be like compacted into like some object. But you got to pick a thing. This is hard. There's so many options.

I said I was going to be made into a knife so I can stab my killer in the back. Yeah, you assumed somebody murdered you. Which was a little... How do you know that you would turn into a knife that could stab someone? How do you know you would be like a butter knife? Or like a cheese knife? Like that's not going to do

anything. I'm choosing. Because I'm not poofing Magic Genie into a random object. You could be a butter knife engraved with all my friends are bread. And you would be dead. And you could be a butter knife engraved with all my friends are bread and you would be dead and you would be using but it's great that's almost the perfect answer

that's a great answer wish I said it but but I think you get it for detailing it what happens if your knife isn't what you actually said I wouldn't want to be anything too elaborate.

Like maybe like plant me into like a tree or something in a nice town. I don't know. Boo. In a nice town. Not even going to pick the town. Or maybe like a palm tree

by the beach. I'm already dead. You're not turning into a palm tree though if you plant me in the ground they actually have those things where you can be planted into a tree yeah i actually think they're you're just you're fertilizing the tree you're not physically turned into no no she's the tree you ever see pocahontas you're talking about becoming a knife with arms and legs who's gonna go after your first of all you're assuming i don all, you're assuming that you're going to be killed. Not that you're just going to die of natural causes.

Just in case. He knows how he lives his life. You chose knife. I choose tree. Corey chose cargo pants. Everyone makes choices in this life. Some better than others Exactly Okay we got

We got a sharp knife A butter knife And a tree A palm tree Zach round us out What are you gonna be turning into? I don't know Probably like an hourglass thing

You know You can like turn upside down People just be like Yeah life is short Cause you're dead now Like there's Zach Dripping Dripping through Zach's gonna be now like there's that dripping dripping through

zach's gonna be there anytime there's a game of sorry played exactly that's the only game i can think of with a timer i know there's a question how many minutes my ashes would be worth four seconds i don't know why because i don't like a finite amount of my body so i got i mean you're a six three boy oh um you're pretty big say you're like 200 something pounds so like 200 something seconds how many rainbows did you eat right before you died at the exact would be great if it's like the exact time it is to cook like a nice lasagna just like oh you turn zach over and the lasagna is like the perfect al dente pasta yeah could you imagine you just flip it are you talking about are you talking about

hold on the man just wants to be a kitchen timer cory oh my yeah i missed that i thought you were saying like how long to cook yourself no very thrown off i meant how long would my ashes like last in seconds through an hourglass that's what it's called right now our glass hourglass i mean if it's going to be an hour but it would be a zach glass and we have to specify in a lot of amount of time that you are worth so not not worth you're worth endless amount of minutes zach but i mean not i'm dead you're at your viewers someone call in with the math on this how much time what's that for reference i'm six three uh but i hover anywhere between 200 and 215 pounds

i'm assuming the fat doesn't get turned to ash i haven't done my body fat percentage in a while you're gonna get put on a list if you google i'm not too privy on the cremation science so i'm not sure what becomes actual ash sports science is he wearing cargo shorts while he goes into the furnace um no you uh those are gonna be on your casket not casket whatever you have at your funeral at that point uh but everyone can smack you open the casket there's a knife in there oh that'd be awesome that'd be so ominous though oh my god that's how they should do funerals they nobody knows what you are until you open the casket.

No, no, no, no, no. Have you played prop game on like Call of Duty? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you turn into random. No, so it's not in the casket. It's just in the room. One object in the room is dead, Zach. And you have to figure it out.

And whoever figures it out gets to go home. Gets to go home with it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gets to take the ashes. Yeah. We talked about fun funerals before on this podcast. I mean.

Fun funeral. We could turn the funeral game around. I mean. Let's do it. I think that's fun. Collab with an escape room as well. I was just going to say you can make it into an escape room. Lock everyone in.

That sounds like my nightmare. That'd be terrifying a little bit. You're in there with a not really a dead body. I got it. I got it. Hold on. They don't know it's a funeral. You lock 50 people in there.

You just invite them to a party. They're like, one of you will die tonight. And then everyone gets out and they're like, surprise, one of you did die. It's Zach's funeral. And then they come out. It's Zach in a casket. This butter knife, this butter knife, this butter knife. Tell the people what you got going on.

Man. I would be so excited to go to that funeral. If this wasn't recorded and put out there without a patent i could not post it we could sit on this ah give me we have 24 hours until we have to drop the podcast we know a lawyer we can get him to draft it up does he does he specialize in funeral law i actually think he might. So perfect. Wouldn't that, I guess, would that be like last will and testament law?

I think that's actually a thing, so we could find somebody. But it also has to be a patent lawyer at the same time. They better know their cutlery. A specific dual major. You know, like on Discovery Channel, there's like shows about making knives yeah isn't it called like how it's made no like it's like forged in steel and they make like swords yeah special episode exactly we sprinkled brian's ashes into this knife to avenge his death find out on doc the bounty hunter next episode just run the gamut of every discovery channel show there are i mean like we have a lot

of ideas right i really like the whole escape room inanimate object there's a lot of moving parts a lot of them first of all gotta know how to make dead bodies into objects that's a big hurdle the general law of it that you know that's how to pass ownership of ashes to somebody else are you their guardian if you own them they're dead bird yeah do you have a guardian you guard them you're dead why not do you need one this protect them from stealing the knife yeah exactly do you think this is like indiana jones and uh what is it you know i'm trying to say we're all too old i don't know skull i don't know yeah that's

the newest old yeah that's the only reason do you think this class like this falls under the category of like donating your body to science a little bit and like we like we don't know my body to fun yeah i mean it's there's some science in making an escape room i want you to put me in the baking soda volcano thing for a fifth-grade science experiment. How much of Burns Ashes do you think you can cook into Rice Krispie Treats before people would start to know? That's a good one. Denise, good callback. I've heard – I don't know why I've heard this.

Ashes are salty? So probably not a lot. Maybe your ashes um i don't know can i put like m&ms in the rice crispy treats yeah sure are the m&ms filled with ashes that wouldn't taste good probably seems like a stretch i feel like i could tell the difference between human ashes and chocolate that's just a big stretch but i mean have you ever had both at the same time chocolate

speaking of someone who's almost dead chocolate lady once we get big enough i say we just throw a body and a casket in the room and just keep people on their toes. Like one time, you don't turn them into an object in the escape room if there's a dead body. It's not too late to have a funeral-themed Christmas party. Put on the list for next year. Murder mystery. Two Christmases and a funeral. Timmy from Valparaiso.

Get on the line, baby. you have the dead body in there, the clue can be the soap in the butt crack. Oh. For the Christmas party? Sorry, holiday party? No, for the funeral. Yeah, for the funeral. Yeah, the party.

We're just going to scatter clues that are hidden from our podcast. Only true fans. There's going to scatter clues that are hidden from our podcast. Only true fans. There's going to be 10. 10-year-olds. 10-year-olds. But they're dead. In one room.

You have to fight waves of them. There's going to be chucks. The chucks are going to stay outside. Spunk tank. That's going to cost a lot of money. Spunk tank. Guys. If I don't make it to that room same

there will be a Heisman award ceremony and Rooks is gonna be standing at the podium just waiting for Gordon I was drinking when you said it oh alright well this show goes some weird places we talk about funerals a lot so i feel like we have to when one of us dies actually go through with one of these at some honestly like make it fun you know tell time with my body like that we're gonna play charades but you can't act it out

you have to move my body in the motions I thought of a really good idea actually of what to turn my body into and I'm gonna stick by and I'll change around from the knife a pair of dice because I feel like you'd keep that around and you would always have it for board games and it's kind of helpful

or if you lose me like that's kind of helpful. Or if you lose me, like, that's kind of sad for me, but whatever, I'm dead. So. Okay, that's interesting. Honestly, I like your butter knife idea better. They're both, I mean, they're both great ideas. One knife, one die. Got a big blade over here. And die. Dead.

Boom. Play on words. Remember me by. Everybody loves it. Better idea. Turn you into the dice, but also every item in the game clue. So at the end of the game clue, you could say, Corey died with the knife in the foyer. Every time.

You're always going to be the one who's dead. Zach's going to put himself in a bar of soap for the next person. Mmm. You're always going to be the one who's dead. Zach's going to put himself in a bar of soap for the next person. Too good. Okay. We got a lot of plans. You have another question? I mean, if we want to keep it going.

I want to keep it going. I'm on a rhythm today, baby. Oh, we might have talked about this, actually. If you had to get a piercing, but you can't get it on your face, what would you get? I feel like we mentioned this because I remember Rooks was mad about my answer. I don't remember what my answer was, though.

Do ears count as your face? That's your head. Back of the knee. That's where your tendon is and it goes through it no no no no the back of it not the tendon like like kneecap oppo side do a 180 from the knee like your knee armpit yeah yeah yeah is it like straight in? I don't know. Are you piercing it? It was choice. I'd like to pass on this question. It could turn into an hourglass instead.

What if you're piercing is just an hourglass? You can get shapes. There's literally no other way you can get it. Right. Besides like. Like a nipple. What else is. You know what I mean?

You seem like a big belly button guy nah bro you get belly button you can get like subdermal ones where it's like just straight in like your people get them like their back dimples i don't like that yeah you know outside the ears no go i've seen the ones that are like in collarbones yeah they make me uncomfortable man i bet you love those people like weave ribbons through them it makes me uncomfortable i don't like it body part that sketches you out the most feet face the webbing between your fingers man back of the knee uh we all got pretty quick answers honestly though collarbones i hate them

really it's like 10 pounds of pressure and you can break a collarbone they're the worst i feel like you can like pinch it and like your finger under it it's just like what other bone can you like dig inside of their body you know what i mean well uh okay i figured out this weird bugaboo lately weird bugaboo the bat like what you were saying to brian like you're that tendon that's like on your knee i don't like like i don't like it it like creeps me out when it's like being like taught like touched i don't know if that like if something brushes against it and i didn't notice it until like or maybe it's like a newfound like weirding out that i have because it was like one day claire and i were like sitting watching tv and her like i was like laying down and her like leg like bumped it and i was like ah and it freaked me out and like i just don't like ah it sketches me out

i'm just like i know i'm not like a athlete, but I've seen too many people go down. I don't like it. Wait, what are you talking about behind your knee? The little... Bend your knee. Bend your knee and then just touch the side of your knee in the back. Yeah.

Like your quad? It feels weird. Quads in the front, hamstrings in the back. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. Feels weird. No, quads on the front. That's my man's hamstring. Yeah. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. People aren't just tearing hamstrings in half on the football field. They won't be tearing mine. In high school, I played soccer with a girl who shredded her hamstring right off the bone.

It was bad. It was not a good time for her. Name her. Name her right now. She probably doesn't listen to podcasts. Throw her under the bus. Her name is Nikki. We're calling out people.

Last name? Mayberry? Mayberry. Mayberry. Goodness gracious. Okay. Denise, any more plugging of your lovely lovely show thanks cory no i mean every thursday um on spotify and apple podcast you

can listen to no one knows anything i'm sure you guys will come on at some point we have some exciting guests lined up this week is your girl kristin everyone knows. Talk about her glamorous life in LA. And then yeah, I mean, we're just doing the damn thing. It's going nowhere, probably. Or it's going somewhere. You never know. Nobody knows. And you know what? No one

knows anything. Thursday. Second best day of the week. Right after. If you're going to set up the intro. Okay, cool. We'll use that for next week. Rate us five stars. Leave us a review.

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