It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 37: Mulch

Episode Date: October 20, 2021

Ruxx gets to backtrack and answer his Squid Game of choice, we rank wedding elements that make a good reception, and we dig deeper into how big of an hour glass Zak would actually make when cremated. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on Social Media! and Find Other Places to Listen!

and we're back ew do you want to do that on the intro every time i'm gonna be honest i don't know i don't know what that was well i'm leaving it so that was that was a beautiful start to a little soft entry you know okay all right moving on oh i want to um i want to answer hot shout out to hot mike first off for calling in last week but i want to answer his uh his squid games thing go for i would absolutely pop off in four square so yeah as as a thick younger man when i was a child you know and i played sports i have pretty decent coordination, you know, good with balls in my hands. Um, aren't we all, you can tell by looking at you.

Yeah. I mean, it's in the genes, baby, but so, um, but yeah, I was really good, like hand-eye coordination, like really good passing the ball, you know, doing, doing things like that as a thicker boy you know i didn't have i wasn't very good at tag i wasn't good at the other games when we got to four square i am fucking everyone's day up i am the michael jordan meme fuck them kids i am just out there destroying you want to step into step into one of those boxes? Guess who's going to be in the one labeled number four? Rooks is.

Congratulations. Korean beef is here. Your end is near. I am inevitable. Snap. You're gone. Get to the back of the line. The thing is with Foursquare and playing it in fifth grade or whatever is 70% of the class doesn't know the rules and doesn't care to like be competitive at it so

you get you get a lot of gimmies where you can just launch it at them and they get out and then once you actually get like the four people in the box that like know what they're doing then it gets serious but your boy was champ dude is hello is champ Yes. He's right here. Okay. Exactly. I had that one to ourselves. Foursquare was definitely my choice. I wasn't really good at many other Playground games. You know what game was stupid as shit?

Do you remember the game Gravel? What? Do you remember that game game i really hope it sounds like somebody else other than your school played it i've never heard of it basically we went to elementary school together i don't remember it so one person has their eyes closed and everyone's up on the playground and they're trying to tag people on the playground and you throw gravel at them yeah you just blindly are hucking gravel people no um basically their eyes are closed and they're trying to tag people on the playground

but if you are on the gravel and they call gravel then you're out oh okay so you're trying you're trying to avoid them and then you have to be like stealthy when you're not on the playground because obviously eight people can't all hang out on the playground and not get tagged we probably call it mulch at some point yeah mulch gravel tomato tomato it's just it's the same thing absolutely remember playing that game though that one's fun because like you kind of have to sneak around and you can like be an inch away from them and you're just like holding your breath trying to like not move at all but i don't know i feel like a good one i feel like i don't remember many of the childhood games like i feel like we played that i don't know if we called it asphalt up in up in new york but you

know what's funny is i didn't call it asphalt either no i know you have asphalt underneath no i'm saying i'm saying no padding at all do, the game that, the only game I really remember is Kill the Carrier, classic. And then, Well, it wasn't called that back in the day though. Yeah,

you guys didn't call it Kill the Carrier. It was called I called it Kill the Carrier because we weren't bullies. And then, we had, did you guys have

the like, castle, jungle gym that was made out of like, old wood, an old, old wooden wooden ship and it had like splinters and like you would always get splinters i just remember like playing hide and seek in that for years and then i the rumor was i guess it was like parents campaign complained

because people just like kept getting hurt like people like fall off of it and like come home like with like splinters everywhere and then they replace it with plastic so that's when my childhood died but you know when did the world get so soft exactly kids these days did you have those like i think in like third or fourth grade we had our whole like playground replaced i think yeah we did we did have there was a wood one there um i know at least first and second grade there was absolutely a wood playground and the metal slide that burns your whole entire body the metal slide is the worst what dumb ass engineer said yeah i'm gonna make this slide where kids put their fucking asses and bare legs on them,

and we're just going to make it a material that you cannot slide down without fucking yourself up. What dumb ass decided this? Have you guys ridden a slide lately? I know that's a weird question, but... Every day of my life. Yeah, it's good to work. You forget that his room, to get out,

there's a slide that goes down out to the front door in the bat cave um they're definitely made for children like proportions because if you ride one now like the angle at the bottom you just slam into it and like bounce off of it and land on like last time you were on a slide i don't know but the last time i was i remember it sucked and i was like i don't know how i last time i was i remember it sucked and i was like i don't know how i survived this as a child i mean do you think it shouldn't be they should make them like size for a grown person to go through like i feel that of course feel like i feel like you probably shouldn't like have old like old people be able to go through those slides

you go to a playground you have like adults lined up and be like get to the back of the line it's my turn bro if you had a like fifth grade playground that was like just double the size i would go there all the time because if there wouldn't be little kids there it would be it would be great though but like are we saying like a playground with like standard equipment are we saying a playground with standard equipment? Are we talking about the same playground? The same playground. No, just literally the same thing. Just double the height again so it feels like the same scale that it did when you were in fourth grade.

It would be great. Dude, you don't even have to double it for me. Well, you're not 5' 8 in 4th grade I was gonna say this sounds like this sounds like a combination of a crossfit gym and the big the big rooms that have all the trampolines and ball pits and shit now that adults

kids go to but adults can go as well sounds like a combination of the two alright sharks I want to sell you my giant playground for 10 stake uh 100 000 no it'll be fun like like the reason they're fun when you're a kid is because they're ginormous compared to you and then you get taller and you're like well okay this is just stairs where before it's like you can actually climb over it and you can play

a whole game of mulch because you can fit 15 kids on like two platforms and there's still enough room to like hide you know play a full game of mulch just got me it's called gravel um actually or no it's called asphalt there it is yeah yeah called concrete um so second call back to last episode zach's not here for this i'm kind of mad but i looked up how much your ashes weigh because because he wanted to be turned into an hourglass so as a general rule ashes falling cremation will weigh between four to six pounds or around 3.5 percent of the person's original weight so for zach you're more at like the five to six pounds of ashes he said he weighs like 215 or something he's not like a 100 pound female um that's a big hourglass that's a heavy ass hourglass that is a huge hourglass that's like a 13 hour and 25 minute glass it's the kind you see in uh

those old like old movies where it's like super old-timey and it has actual like columns that people hold on to and it's like it just looks like it's a kind of a unit and it's not these tiny little board game ones you know yeah what be the longest game of charades in your life that's the thing he said i think if i remember correctly he said he wants to ones you know yeah what be the longest game of charades in your life that's the thing he said i think if i remember correctly he said he wants to perfectly you know cook a lasagna five pounds of ashes man that thing is burned to a fucking crisp could like smoke some ribs with his timer yeah that's a smoking that's a good replacement that's a good replacement i just don't know how you package that in like a board game.

Like, I want to know what that would look like. We're packaging him with every one of our adult playgrounds, and you use him as the timer for the game? Okay. 13-hour game of Mulch. Who's in? I will say, I don't know what i was expecting the weight to be but that doesn't surprise me that much i feel like seven pounds what six pounds six pounds is a lot what also can't you like to to make the time hit what it's supposed to hit too can't you manipulate you

know the little the little hole that the ashes are coming through so we could make him an hourglass it should be really big still we make a really long one you you know you flip the hourglass sunday it's not gonna it's not gonna run out on monday not gonna run out tuesday either but then finally it is wednesday my dudes welcome back to another episode of wednesday my dudes episode 37 zach is out with the plague but we got the three of us i'm brian we got cory hey guys we got rooks whoop whoop we gotta go in for you gotta grab back episode gonna talk about random stuff so we'll just get right into it rooks how's your weekend you know it's a great time shout out my boy got married shout out my man will i love you dog um but no will got married it was in columbia south carolina which is like university of south

carolina's campus okay beautiful actually like i had never been there before super nice um flew in friday for the rehearsal rehearsal dinner was dope they had one of these i hate beautiful cakes that just look like they shouldn't be eaten like this oh i saw it was so artistic and super well done and it's just i don't even want a piece i just want to look at this thing man i don't want a bite of it it just looks too good um was it good though when you had a piece i actually didn't have a piece they served it later at the we like open bar at the hotel i was not eating anything during that open bar um gotcha but so rehearsal great goes off without a hitch food's delicious the book the our server was trying to put me in the dirt we i order gin on the rocks to start without asking for another one

and i have probably three sips left she just drops another one right next to me okay that's fine you know maybe maybe i just forgot asking her you know get done with my first second one i get down to the same spot third one gets dropped off she dropped four of them off i was like why are you doing this and i had i got hit so hard with like you drink and you sit down for so long and then the first time you stand up you just got jelly legs man you're that newborn baby deer just waddling around the restaurant um but yeah dinner was great they had open bar that night at the hotel so we went to um we went to that and like everybody like a lot of the people that came

to the wedding we all said hi stuff like that after that we went to a bar um we went to a bar at actually like on or like a south university of south carolina like bar and that shit made me feel old as fuck oh my god just seeing children running around dude little frat bros where they're playing mulch gravel actually um and then on your boy hit his classic move and people were shocked you guys have seen this move a hundred times we go we get in line for one bar the line's huge huge. Everyone's like, oh, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? What are we going to do? Your boy, five-star scout over here. Your guy, I can find any bar that doesn't have a line.

All I do is just pull shit up on my phone. You know, everyone's waiting in line. I walk around, check out the bars in the area. Find a bar to get us in. We're Gucci. We're gold, and this bar is pretty cool but by this point it's like midnight so we're only i think we got there at like midnight or one so we were only there for an hour but hey still worked it out yeah after that went back a little post game 208

shout out to my room and then next day we got wedding day if your room's listening yeah shout out 208 um and then next day get a little brekkie head over to the venue venue's beautiful the super old it was like the it's like this really big house um definitely haunted 110 but then the outdoor there's this huge courtyard there's this huge area for the tent and everything so it was beautiful um but yeah did like the girls had to get there so i was a groomsman bridesmaids got there at 8 a.m we rolled up at noon and we were just yeah can we get there's a tv in our grooms this week we're just yeah can we get this tv on like we're just trying to watch football we just watch football for i want to say three hours, just sitting there watching football

and just drinking, hanging out, eating, and just doing nothing. And then finally at three, the wedding started at 4.30. At three, we were like, yeah, maybe we should get dressed. And we all like showered there too and shit. So it was just a whole process.

Dope though. It's a way to do it. Not 8 a.m. The bridesmaids were like, oh, what was your guys' day? We were like, we didn't do shit, man. We drank and watched football. There were multiple times where I just kept being like, wait, Will's getting married today? I thought we were just all fucking vibing.

We're not even wearing tuxes or anything. We're just in our street clothes. But wedding, there was a slight delay in the beginning. After that, everything went to plan. Everything was great. but wedding there was a slight delay in the beginning after that didn't go on like everything went to plan everything was great um venue is fucking beautiful big ass tent awesome dance floor the fuck first off my groomsman entrance as well absolute slapper shout out to um i think her name was lauren my the bridesmaid i entered with how cheesy was it well we got a bingo card it was such a banger so everyone else had a little

dance a little handshake a little this and that she comes up to me but her first idea was oh maybe you should just like leapfrog me it's like excuse me do you see my size i'm wearing a tuxedo that has suspenders attached to it and you want me to spread my legs and leapfrog over you are you out of your and i looked at her and i was like i think it's a great idea it's not my it's not for me like i'm i'm not the guy and she's like okay it's fine i'll think of something else she got that for me as we're like lining up to make our entrances. She goes, we're going to do this. She was like, give me your jacket.

I'm going to be a little matador. You're going to be a bull. Rev up and try to hit it. Absolutely crushed it. An absolute slapper of a move. I did the little horns. I did three revs with my foot ran through it i didn't slip she lifted it up she put it on me bro i was like a little tipsy too so i was just full

bull mode there's video um my mom took a video of me doing it and then walking towards our table in the front i had a straight face the whole time didn't break character once it was fantastic i got so many compliments on it later and i was like they were like dude you kind of looked like you were gonna kill somebody i was like perfect that's what i was going for um really stole the wedding with that one huh really stole the wedding with that one yeah i kind of like i had to apologize to will and ashlyn after just because yeah that's all people talked about but um took the attention away from the bread full full mode ridiculous never heard of that exactly you get it next time get a nose ring and go go charging through i'm gonna get a nose ring i'll buy

actual little plastic horns it'll be great um but then so after that food we sit down we eat barbecue which oh my god why would you do that to my stomach? But it's fine. We're going to deal with it. And then after that. Beautiful band plays. This is a nine person fucking band that played just straight heaters for two and a half hours. Stop it.

What? All gas. No breaks. There were how many triangle. two and a half hours. I'm talking all gas, no brakes. There were... How many triangle boards did they have? I think two singers, drummer, guitar, keyboard, saxophone, trumpet, something else. Some other stuff. I don't know.

You're missing two. Tuba. I don't know. Piano. But they absolutely crushed it. I think it was a vuvuzela um and they just absolutely murdered it for multiple hours and just tore the place down it was great we kept dancing dancing dancing and then um after that we went out to this other bar we went to this um this place was pretty close to the hotel which is great because i could walk there the dj at this place needs to be on a billboard somewhere he was unbelievable i don't know what's going on with the djs i've been seeing lately they're just trying to make things they're

they're just i think they're just post-quarantine they've been working on all these songs they've been cooped up bangers just straight bangers blew that shit up like it was it was a great fucking time like overall absolutely great weekend sunday fucking terrible super hung over in the airport for multiple hours at a time dog shit fucking terrible dog shit but the rest of the weekend just un-un-fucking-believable i'm gonna give this weekend a ranking of taking taking a bull by the horns that's my ranking okay it was a great fucking time absolute absolutely one for the books next time we hang out i and we're like at a club and we're dancing i feel like you gotta break out the bull moves i'm not i'm not gonna lie if if i'm ever if i'm in another wedding where i'm in the party

and the people there's no one at the wedding that was at this one oh i'm totally breaking this shit out again it was an absolute it was a killer i can't wait for you to do it again and everyone did not care and you should be like oh this crushed last time it was a one-hit wonder it's fine we'll figure it out uh well cory you also went to a wedding this weekend that i did that i did shout out dan and jill did you guys did you guys know both big hole guys right rooks dan and jill big hole guys big fucking hole guys oh my god the biggest hole guys cornhole seehole exactly what we were all thinking cornhole yeah um guess where this little wedding took place sorry big wedding took place oh i actually had the intercourse pa baby where every wedding nice should take place it was great

uh so we went so i was also in the wedding so i had you can you just whisper intercourse pennsylvania into the microphone for me really quick intercourse pennsylvania i barely heard that but like hey i'm still hard it's fine you So I, you know, I'm so seductive. Uh, so Thursday night, well, you know, drive out there. It's on the way towards Philly. So we go out, check into the hotel or no, we went straight to the rehearsal. Actually, you know, first time ever being in a wedding. I don't know. Rooks was at your first one. You've been in, you've been in one before before right that's no that's the first one where i've been in the party okay so didn't

know what to expect so i'm like like a little nervous because you know you don't want to mess up anybody's big day because you're you shouldn't be noticed at the wedding right it's dan and jill's day it's not about us at all it's not about us at all so get to the rehearsal also it was like a very short like ceremony so there's not much for us to do so but like every little minor detail that we get i'm like looking at my buddies and we're just like okay she said stand here like in line with this chair and make sure that we're going on an angle and then andy you have to make sure that you're matching up with the bridesmaid on the other side so like super like super like things that don't matter at all but because it's like you're gonna give us idiot guys like

two jobs like okay don't mess it up don't mess it up don't mess it up so we're like so we we do that it was good i haven't seen a couple of these guys for for a while and uh and so after the rehearsal we go we check into the hotel then we go straight to the rehearsal dinner shout out mike werner jane warner ridiculous nice like kind of like speakeasy like feel to the rehearsal dinner and it was like the whole family and everything mike great speech you know i don't know rooks if you're uh or brian if you guys get like misty eyed i'm an emotional guy and so not at weddings when it comes to like speeches, like this is it got me got me good. Oh, also what, Brian? How often do you cry at weddings?

It's being in a wedding with your best friend, one of your best friends that moved away in high school. You happen to like live. I don't know. It just it gets to me, I guess. All right. I'm just gonna say i'm not gonna cry at any of your weddings i'm shocked dude that's the least yeah no uh okay i didn't so misty-eyed you know welled up i'm not going full tier but

emotional guy not afraid to admit it love it anyway great speech also like you know being a little in one kind of like brings that out a little bit i guess so great food we go out like thursday night we had no plans friday which if i can recommend great addition to a wedding weekend like rehearsal night i've made the mistake before going a little too hard and being hung over on the day of the ceremony that is not to be advised i wasn't in that wedding so you know that's better that's no responsibility exactly so whatever but this you know i was a little nervous but it's thursday no plans friday so we went hard thursday, like Jill, Dan, everybody. And we went, we were at this rehearsal dinner to like, I think like midnight. And we were like in intercourse PA.

There's not good town, not that many bars. So we were like, oh, where do we go? We found this like Greek bar. It was like, it sounded like Orzo. I don't think it was actually Orzo, but it was like it sounded like orzo i don't think it was actually orzo but it was something like that we like go there and we shocked we made it in very surprised we get in and obviously like everybody's like obliterated and like happens every single time we all go out we you know some glasses might have dropped and drinks were spilled and i'm not gonna i'm not

here to call anybody out but yeah so we one glass falls to the ground you know we're like oh like ah you know what what are you gonna do you know top thursday and then there's this like it's a greek bar there's this like old greek lady like who's tending to everything and we could like see her like increasingly getting annoyed at our presence one like when we showed up and then two as drinks start going to the ground so she starts second drink somebody bumps somebody's arm falls she starts cussing us out like crazy it was but she like she didn't kick us out she's like just cussing us out which i thought was interesting she's like the owner and then our buddy kevin it's like giving it back to her because he's like we'll go to any other bar like if you want to kick

us out that's fine but like what like people are bumming up she gets pissed there's like all a yelling match and as they're in that fight, somebody gets their arm bumped. Another drink goes to the ground. And we were like, yeah, we'll see ourselves out. So we head out. We go back to the hotel. Half of the group goes to bed. And then Jill was like, I want to go back out.

We were like, yeah, that's a great idea. So we find another bar that everybody's saying to go to. Not a great bar at all you know like we walked in the back it felt like we were walking like a back of a kitchen like fluorescent lights and like that was the vibe of the bar it was the brightest bar i've ever seen in my life like not in a good way like it was just like i felt bad about being there i was like i can see how bad we look right now and we should not be here 70 mcdonald's order back to get back to the hotel call it a night how many people were on this order four what the fuck that is so much food i have my calculator right here i'm not gonna do the math not going to do the math in my head.

Well, Brian, it's going to be skewed a little bit. You love the big dollar menu guy. $17.50 per person. $17 a person at McDonald's is a lot. That's like two full combo meals a person. No, I completely agree. I'm right there with you guys. Completely agree.

How many chicken nuggets total did you have? How many chicken nuggets total did you guys have? I'm not a... I don't order chicken nuggets total did you have how many chicken nuggets total did you guys have i'm not i don't order chicken nuggets but like i'll have them when other people do i don't know like if i'd be lying if i told you i could recite the whole entire order but never mind we'll move on anyway call it a night so then friday i was a piece of shite my guy i like always more though i okay woke up i think we woke up at noon because we got back at like three woke up at noon went down to the lobby saw jill's whole family which is great love jill's family but they're like how are you guys doing we We're like, I want to die and walk into traffic. So we go outside, grab shout out rooks subway.

There was like 10 all in the town. Uh, meatball sub foot long. Bring me back to life. Went back to the hotel, went back to sleep until six. So just left the whole day essentially. Yeah.

Which was ideal. And then went out to a nice dinner uh took it easy you know everybody was in bed by like 9 30 as we saw the night previous how that went so responsible uh and then wedding day got up like rook said the girls like andy one of the other groomsmen dropped the girls off at like 8 30 in the morning at the venue to get ready the guy we all showed up at like 11 we had pictures at noon and then we watched football and then had the ceremony at 3 30 which nailed the job that i had which was standing and making sure i guess kevin didn't drop the rings i don't know he didn't drop them it was great everything went that went according to plan the one hiccup was so our buddy who's in the wedding he brought a belt but he didn't he'd only tried it on with jeans and apparently like, like, jeans are a little bit thicker.

So, like, they didn't. He wore them Thursday night for the rehearsal. Saturday, they didn't fit. Like, he didn't have a belt hole that was, like, tight enough to, like, put him through. Oh. So, he was, like, honestly, like, great little icebreaker to, like, calm the nerves that Dan had. Because he was just, like, Eric was just, like, focused on poking a hole in his belt for three hours. And we didn't have any tools. So, we were, like using all these random like a pin he's using like tweezers

for this whole thing for like hours and then shout out brian at the venue one of the guys who's running the thing like uh he like eric goes up to him he like finds him he doesn't pulls out a hold the wall bag drills a quick pilot hole you know punches it we go fuck we go in ceremony beautiful uh great venue they had cornhole they had uh ladder ball they had can jam for the like reception not at the ceremony people weren't no yeah while they're doing vows people aren't like tossing these things around the rings are in the frisbee and you have to get in the hole otherwise divorced exactly we were telling kev he should do a mat he was the best man he should do a magic trick like when they go rings and he goes oh oh there you go like pulls it like from behind the dan's ear uh he didn't do that lame and what else there's a s'mores bar oh great ad well question though it was it was a campfire where you can make your own

thank you yeah i knew what did you what was the other option do you think like a microwave or something sometimes they have like a little like bunsen burner thingy you can just like no outdoor like fire pit area awesome whiskey bar cigar and whiskey bar great crush the dance floor played a little throwback to uh elementary school electric slide that was like our that was our one like cheesy like white person song because it's like we we did a trip the year before and like to the electric slide because our one gym teacher who's like a nutcase would do it and kev would get really messed up and just like do it anyway uh did that uh that went i mean beautiful beautiful beautiful, beautiful speeches by the Jill's dad.

Awesome. He lived in a house with all girls, so he was like very emotional. Just a great wedding. Great weekend. Sunday came back the whole entire time. So it didn't really do much. I would rate it one uh dewalt tool pilot hole in a belt

nice out of only one that sounds like a bad rating now that i said one and i'm like no it was a great one great one of one one of one hundred percent there you go batting a thousand so i started my week out by almost choking on something while eating food so like that was One of one. A hundred percent. There you go. Batting a thousand. So I started my week out by almost choking on something while eating food. So like that was pretty. Sorry. You know, just kill me right away. What food?

So for lunch every day, I have a protein shake and then mixed nuts. And I just take a scoop, throw them in a bowl bowl and just like munch away i was out i was working it from home just like eating my snack and i get like one and i like go to bite it i'm like this feels like slimy and i like spit it out it's like a full rock like give me a second i'll pull it out this man had a rock in his nut bag and just the idea of reaching into a bag of nuts and be like man this feels heavy and fits in the palm

of my hand should I where's this there what the fuck is that actually just a rock it looks like a piece of like a granite countertop and so I like spit that out I was like well that was gross could have like destroyed a tooth so i emailed them like hey i'm fine but like you should know

about this fire the qa guy who's the uh the guy from the office goddamn creed creed check my nuts better uh but so they're gonna send me a like a package to mail it to him. So I have to hold on to this rock for a bit. What? What? What exactly? What is the next step? I guess is my question.

Museum. They're going to put a lot of things that have almost killed Brian. Free nuts for life. Have you thought? Have you thought about that? Like, I guess choking on something or doing something simple in your house because you live alone. Like, I've thought about that. And like, nobody's like around to help. PSA for everybody.

You can learn the Heimlich using a chair on yourself. You should actually look it up. You kind of like the back of it. You just put your stomach over it and kind of just the back of it, you just put your stomach over it and kind of just like ram it into you. Seems painful though. Or, I teach Cooper.

Oh. Well. Yeah. I mean, to be fair, if I was choking, Cooper would be great because he's just going to shove his head into my balls

and knock the wind out of me and I'm just going to go, anyway, so. I was going to say, is shoving your head into balls the new Heimlich? It's the original one. The new one's the PC version.

You know, kids these days. Everybody's so sensitive. Yeah. The Me Too movement, everything. You just can't grab people's balls anymore. Okay. No? Okay.

Move on. So I almost choked on a rock, but we're good. We had a bye in soccer this week so that's good so we didn't lose uh but last week when i wasn't there they lost zero to six so i'm not the reason we suck good to know got a buy this week as well so we have two weeks off so don't worry in a week we'll lose again 10 to 0 went to the cafe du jour oh dude if we just made a podcast about like cafe du jour and how good it was i think that'd be a successful podcast if you're ever in pittsburgh go to this place called cafe du jour in south side on carson

street there's like four tables you need a reservation it's like a french place i try to take everyone there because it's just incredible. My sister went there for the first time this weekend. And I've hyped it up to her a lot. And she kept being like, I don't know if it's going to live up to the hype. And she was like, what should I get? I was like, just get the steak. Just get the steak.

Because Corey knows. If you're only going to go there one time, get the steak. And she got it. And she was like halfway through. She was like, I think this is the best meal I've ever had. And I was like, oh my gosh. She said that? Hell yeah. Yeah so uh it lived up to the hype i'm pumped about it so everybody go there uh saw the new bond movie it was solid it's good really know the plot yeah

so the last like three bond movies i don't know what really happens so this is like kind of ends the series and like i don't know it's like uh it's like i re-watched them but it's like clue i feel like there's like a mr white and mr green and like a mr something okay you really don't watch bomb movies there's m and there's q those are all like no no no no no i'm talking about the villains i watch bond movies i know who those are well the villains aren't named after colors i'm gonna look it up right now and i'll tell you there's like this isn't clue dog there's different villains but i'm telling you man there's like a white and a green and like one more i think you watched the wrong movie you just watched clue it's like the teletubbies no i did not okay well i'll move on uh went to the steelers game man we suck uh

i fully agree with everyone now that says big ben's really not that great it was a bad game to watch it was like tied at the end they scored a field goal to send it over time and then we still almost lost to geno smith and the seahawks nightmare um and then i ended the weekend with uh my work stalker messaging me on linkedin so uh your work stalker oh is this the you know the kid that like so the one that was texting you all the time i would assume that he listens if he's gonna stalk you like it's a pretty easy way to do it dude if you listen if stalker if you're listening leave me alone please this kid i literally blocked his phone number i was so we're at noelle's wedding cory and i was talking to dylan's fiance alissa about it and she's like you should just you should

just block him or something you should do something i was like i agree so i blocked him right then i'm like cool kid's never gonna be able to reach me anymore because I moved jobs. He doesn't know where I live. Messages me on LinkedIn. It's like, dude, you know I haven't responded. He's literally sent 12 messages in a row to me on like just texts. Stop it. That's a little strange.

Stop it. Stop it. Get some help. I mean, did you figure out what the Bond villain names are? Hold on. There's so many freaking Bond movies. I just want the Daniel Craig ones. Okay.

It was Spectre was the last one. No Time to Die is the newest one. And then before that was Skyfall. Casino Royale was the first one. And Casino Royale, yeah. Royale. But I'll rate my weekend two strikes i'm not out yet but uh having a stalker and then almost like choking on a rock kind of does not doesn't help but not three strikes so we're good that was the steelers game was still good i mean

yeah never mind as a as a not fan of Steelers, it was a good game to watch. But yeah, you're right. I'm just going to shut up. There was a guy got stretchered off. That wasn't good. He was down for like 15 minutes. And I was sitting there. I was like, man, this guy's really hurt.

And then the fans started doing the wave. And we're cheering and stuff. And all the players ran on the field and were putting their hands out, saying be quiet. They put on every Jumbotron. They're like, please be quiet. And everyone kept doing the wave. Immediately got on Twitter.

Everyone's like, wow, we hate all the Steeler fans. This dude is paralyzed. And they're doing the wave. Oh, my goodness. It was not good. There's a Mr. White inspector. Okay. What was the other one?

No Time to Die is the newest one casino royale skyfall hold on okay while you're looking that up we'll continue uh third callback i forgot i had this in my notes uh you guys maybe it was zach called uh little teddy amanda's son, Tedwin. Apparently, they do call him Tedwin. And it's not just Cuspy and Stephen. I was like, I felt like it was going to be mean, like already making fun of a kid's name when he's like two months old. But apparently they do it too.

So, we're kosher. Nice. They also make fun of their own kid. I would also love to say teddy's calling had me dying that was really you said oh teddy's calling it from texas i was like there's no way and then there's just a little baby noises i was fucking geeking out i was on the way to get my haircut i was dying it was so funny yeah amanda sent that in i was like i have she didn't think

i was gonna put it in the show i was like i have she didn't think i was gonna put it in the show i was like i have to oh hell no that's absolutely going in are you joking adorable as soon as he can put sentences together he'll be our guest we need to find out how many 10 year olds he could beat up dominic green quantum of sol. That's who it was. Okay, so there's two people in five movies with a color in their last name. It's like three. Is it actually five? They already get to five. Quantum of Solace, Casino Royale, No Time to Die, Skyfall.

Skyfall, Spectre. Yep. 50%. It's less than 50. Oh, I only named four. I was talking over you. Sorry, Brian. I'll admit I'm wrong. Oh, I only named four. I was talking over you. Sorry, Brian. I'll admit I'm wrong.

But hey. There it is. All right. It's based on something, though. You didn't imagine it. You're not on drugs. Yeah, so that's good. Yeah, you didn't go over five.

That's all that really matters, to be honest. I'll take it. All right. Yo, C-Word. Since we both went to weddings, want to just your thoughts so reception for those who don't know reception is the fun part reception is when there's the dancing the food the drinks all that all that fun shit cory if you could rank the best parts of the reception. So like, let's go like, if there's an open bar or not, food, the venue itself, music. And then we can do like miscellaneous things like if there's like free gifts or if there's like games and stuff like you were saying, cornhole and stuff.

And then speeches like ceremonial stuff as the number six like if you could rank those one through six how would you rank them and like order of importance order of importance yeah that was so like one's most important six is like that you like you could give a fuck less i thought we're just picking six random things not just putting them in order no all we're doing is taking this list that's so much easier okay i know i said the idea to brag guy before the podcast and cranky boy was just i got 20 seconds to do this and he was just not happy with me are we talking like is it open for interpretation is it like is it for your wedding? Is it for, like, friends' wedding? Whatever you want. I mean, the thing is, if you want to get to that level, like, for my wedding, when I do eventually have one,

hopefully, like, I'm going to base what I think is most important based off of my experiences at these weddings and what I've enjoyed the most and what I think is made are we adding the seventh item to the list are we leaving that one no we're leaving that one out if Corey if Corey wants to dabble in that one and deal with the consequences of that one that's on him no I think I think I'm good we could leave that one out we're not gonna mention it at all just just for fun okay uh number seven number seven for cory was spouse and i asked him what does that mean and i got a very generic answer and was very confused i said no i said because i thought this was ranking for your own wedding

i said you have to you have to rank your spouse in there. Because we agreed it's order of importance, right? Yeah, so last place, because it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, who you're getting married to is the least important part of all of it. Ah, okay. If you want me to go first, I can go first. Let Rooks go first.

Sure, yeah. I wrote these down and then immediately had my order just like down. First things first, and I found this out firsthand this weekend. Music is far and away the most important thing. Fully agree. Music is so important. The band that played, it was every sing-along that every single person at the venue knew. Doesn't matter if they're old.

Doesn't matter if they're young. Everybody knows all of these songs. And then the vibe just goes up from there. Every single person knows these songs. And the band was super interactive. They played Thriller, and they came down, and three of them did a dance and stuff. Which, Bird, so Christinaalez was at the wedding we looked at each other and freaked out because we learned this dance at outdoor ed and me and her started doing it it was it was a moment

it was like literally the one person from outdoor ed that's like in all our stories is her too so oh so weird it was so good um like the the band was unbelievable and they just they did such a good job that the last two and a half hours felt like five minutes just because everyone was having such a great time it was so fun um i think this the next most important thing after music would be venue having i think having just a good um like when it comes to space and like atmosphere and everything like that i think it's super important like we have it's like super bright it's not gonna be like fun yeah we had like a so the way this was set up it was stage dance floor bars right next to the dance floor genius and then there's plenty of space for other tables so people who are

not dancing they have their own private space where they can have like kind of talk and just hang out like it was i think the venue made made it super um super cozy and just and i've been at venues that aren't as good and it's just it's just not the same um like i went to i went to a family wedding where the venue wasn't that great. I don't know. The vibes are just different. I'm a big vibe guy. I just think you can have a really good reception in a bad venue,

and you can have a really good venue and still have a bad reception if all the other things are off. Yeah. I'm teetering on it. The rest of my list list i'm kind of like met the most important thing for me is music music has to be number one yeah um the third thing i'm gonna have on my list is open bar so i don't think open bar is necessarily important for a great time but it helps like i i've been to a wedding where i had to pay for drinks i didn't mind paying for

drinks but it limited me you know i i didn't i didn't get to my full i didn't reach my uh like power levels over 9 000 you know what i'm saying like i just you weren't acting like a bull at that wedding that's exactly yeah you this one. You get me. I think open bar is important. I just think it, like, anybody can walk up at any point and get a drink. People don't think about it as much. It's more just, it's just, it's more relaxed. And everyone's open to a good time, you know?

You just get to focus on dancing and having fun. Exactly. Next, I'm going to go go um like the ceremonial stuff so speeches first dance all that i think it's um first off i think it's important to make sure that your first dance isn't 45 minutes your first dance in my opinion should never be a full song what are your thoughts on like choreographed first dances what does that so they like for weeks they've been planning this and like yeah people do that it's either like a ballroom dance or like something goofy if you're doing if you're doing that i feel like that's strictly for your fucking after movie that you're paying somebody thousands of dollars to make like yeah i don't think there's any point not one person

is gonna leave that wedding and go man their choreographed dance was fucking sick like i mean unless it is unless you really put i mean yeah unless you two were these stud dancers that are like unbelievable yeah like if at the jab oh at the jab walkies wedding they bet like at one of their weddings they better do a choreographed dance like then they better have the mask on and everything like yeah have you seen the ones where it's like the the spouse surprises the other one with the dance and like the bridal or groomsmen like so it would be like the husband sorry groom and his like groomsmen surprised the wife with the dance but they like dance like while she's sitting in a chair or vice versa that west side story i just like don't like i don't get it yeah they do like a goofy dance but like it's it's interesting i i just i'm out i just think i

think stuff like that is just like that's one thing that you're gonna put a lot of effort in that no one's gonna give a shit about people think it's kind of funny at the time for sure if it's if it's me and all my groups been dancing and twerking like yeah i think it'll be funny and i'll get a laugh but no one like that doesn't add anything to the wedding in my opinion but when it comes to ceremonial stuff i think it's important do not dance to a full song like first dance cannot be to a full song it just it's just awkward we're just staring at them like swaying and stuff like it just takes forever um also and i think the speeches can be like the speeches are really important like i think the speeches i heard

this weekend were great the speeches at noel's wedding were awesome they were all so good and funny and heartfelt and i think that that gets like a nice like little serious little jab into the reception so i always like those like cory said c jab into the reception. So I always like those. Like Corey said, Corey's over here crying during one, man. Like it's emotional, man. It's moving. Hey, feel your feelings. Exactly.

And then so fifth, I'm going to go with the miscellaneous stuff. Like if they have like at the wedding I was just at, they had like a stack of like golf balls you could pick up. That's cool. Like little gifts or if they have games and stuff like Corey said said cornhole i think that stuff just adds to the wedding but yeah it's all stuff that it's all stuff that i wouldn't think about regardless you know what i mean so that's why it's kind of towards the bottom last thing for me is food i could give a fuck less about what they serve at the wedding like i really that for me food has zero determinant

in what i think of the wedding i've been to weddings this wedding had barbecue like i've had filet mignon at a wedding i've had i've had some really bad chicken at a wedding it's just i was to say you haven't been to a wedding where you didn't finish the meal and then we're hungry the rest of the time and you're like i really want now for me for me i just don't care like there's just so much other stuff going on that the food just does not faze me at all like i it is super not important and i know when i when i when i hopefully eventually get married um at my dream wedding um you're married to the game dog i've been married to the game for years we can get a wedding pack going right now 65 let's do it lock it up all right you heard it here first people

quit recess too many games no it's i quit school in elementary because of recess too many recess too much asphalt but yeah and then yeah food just lasts for me like i just it just doesn't i don't care i'm shocked well the thing is and i know at my way like the thought i was having was at my wedding i'm definitely gonna want bomb ass food i know that's gonna be super important but like i did for me i don't think it's that'll ever determine whether or not i enjoyed a reception fair all right so did you is wedding is wedding ceremonial stuff and like miscellaneous things that's one those are separate separate okay yeah wedding crap is so the list is music, miscellaneous events, wedding crap, venue, food, alcohol.

Yep. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Corey, you have the floor. Senator from New York. All right.

So I agree with music. I think that's a shoo-in. Sorry, I'm finalizing my notes here. The vote is not in yet. The vote is not in yet. We're still tallying. There we go. There we go.

There we go. There we go. All right. So I agree with music. Like, the music is, if it's good, it's good good and you're on that floor and you're bopping if it's like i mean like i don't know if i've been to a wedding where it's like bad but it's just like different levels of like hypeness and so i want like it's a party like i want everybody to be hyped so music's most important it's also like

the kind of like backdrop to the whole entire night like it's going on 24 7 so if it's if it's like people are like not really on the dance floor like you know i want to get rowdy i want sweat dripping down so i'm gonna use it i want sweat dripping down i didn't like that you love it i think oh this is where this is where it gets tough at two um i think just dare to be different i kind of i like, but I'm going to put miscellaneous second because that is so open ended. Like, yeah. Miscellaneous, like that's your chance to kind of like do things that could be unique

to your wedding that people remember. Like a dance with all of your groomsmen for the bride. No. But that's the thing is at this point like what can you do that hasn't been done already you know i mean what can you do that i don't know i don't know like but like anything so like you could do like a sculpture of the two of you like life size like you'll remember that shit like miscellaneous you could do like dan and jill s'more station you could do all the games like that's nice for people who aren't maybe who aren't

like going on the dance floor all night because they don't like to dance like i don't know it helps make your wedding different i like that and like i don't know i would put that at two before the venue i think i do agree with what you're saying rooks like the venue is also like i brian's making me want to put venue a little bit lower but i do feel like venue matters because it's like if you don't have a good space for the people that you're bringing in there and like have good like i don't know like areas for people to like do different things so like the dance floor yes but also like damn it i'm like convincing myself this is part of miscellaneous because of dan and jill's weekend and it was like very well put together like there's different pockets where people could do different things, and that could be scarce with some venues.

If you just go to a town hall area, that's tough. So where are you putting venue? I'll put it... I want to put it fourth. I'm going to put it fourth after alcohol, which will be three. So I'm going music, miscellaneouscellaneous alcohol same reasons as rooks like it like the the more available it is to you the more fun people are gonna naturally have

like end of the night yeah maybe less fun when your head's in a toilet but like you know live it up uh what is that four three But like, you know, live it up. What is that? Four? Three? Music, miscellaneous. That was five. Music, miscellaneous.

Okay. And then. Wedding stuff. Yeah. I'm going to do wedding crap second to last because food. I'm going to put at the bottom usually because i forget to eat during weddings like that's a lie we had so much food the last wedding i was at with you we had beef we had we had yeah we had the meal but like i forget to have the desserts the cakes the cookie cakes if you're in a Pittsburgh wedding.

Not cookie cakes. Cookie table if you're at a Pittsburgh wedding. Go ahead, Rooks. You didn't eat the big ham that was out either when we were at cocktail hour. You remember that big ham they had displayed that you guys said was cheese? Yeah, I ate it. The cocktail hour. yeah i ate it the cocktail we went to had but for me i put i put food lower like i don't you could put you could put anything out there like if you could if you did lunchables like i would

think that's a great little add-on be like wow throwback that's great not important to me jesus you're a liar uh for context the ham thing there was like marbled like colby jack cheese at the last wedding we went to it had what it had like wine it was like soaked in wine or something right yeah yeah so it was like wine flavored or whatever but it did look sort of like cubes of ham so we had we had a long discussion what we actually thought it was turns out it was just cheese we also sat around an appetizer table for like a full hour eating so i call lies on cory's was that your last one yeah dude you all said food was just yeah i ate the food but like everything else was also bomb at that wedding too well then he's i think he's saying that the food like the food even if

he ate it it's not what determines yeah like it's not like whether he enjoyed it that's not what you said you said i just forget to eat at weddings i'll forget to go but it's like yeah we spent an hour we spent an hour i forgot about cocktail hours but like i wasn't housing things down like i'll i have like cubes of cheese and meat like that's not a full meal i don't know just saying i was there all right i'll run through mine quick so music's first obviously because if there's no music if it's bad music it's not gonna be fun i don't care if you're playing cornhole or whatever on the side the whole point is to kind of dance and have like a party party is not a party without music the whole point is to celebrate the bride and groom nope it's not it's not about them it's

they got the first 30 minutes and the little ceremony the rest is just we're here to have fun the second miscellaneous things because like coreo saying it's where you have personality in the wedding otherwise it's the same thing over and over and over again have some weird food stuff i don't count that as the food category because it's a different thing i know you're talking about it have a campfire have tailgate games have something unique have a sculpture i don't literally anything something to show your personality or to just make it different that's what you need to do third is alcohol i don't drink but if it was a wedding full of me it would be really boring so it kind of it kind of tells you who's gonna be there like if it's a dry wedding it's gonna be like an amish couple from the middle of pa or like a

70 year old couple and that's not gonna be a fun wedding so then food because like like we're saying the last wedding we went to we sat around the appetizer table chasing down waiters for like an hour because the food was great i agree that if there wasn't food or if it was bad like whatever the other thing you can still have a good time but if you're hungry at like a wedding it's gonna suck i feel like i'll have noticed at least because i'm sober maybe if you're drunk you just yeah but also it'll help mellow people out and not have them be like too blacked out if they have some food of their system so kind of important then fifth venue because i don't care

where you are if you have a sick set of music really good food there's a lot of alcohol and you have something unique i don't care if you're in like a grimy basement or out in the woods or in like a office you'll have a good time so it's the bottom literally the last thing is the wedding stuff because i couldn't care less every wedding vow is like the same every ceremony is the same i don't care do your 30 minutes of lovey-dovey stuff that's for you i couldn't care burns future wife uh please don't cringe too hard at this list oh also i guess me if we make it to 65 i'll try not to cringe too hard at this list yeah babe come on uh so i mean but look you can give my future spouse if it happens they get free run of it because i don't care they could do the whole ceremony themselves they get whatever they want that's a plus right that's not a bad point i'm not gonna lie like

yeah you don't care like at the reception it's gonna be fun we'll figure it out let's make sure that actually works the whole first half of it that's on you i'll help obviously i'm gonna plan it but like whatever your vision but whatever your Pinterest board is lots of miscellaneous stuff being tossed in there of course we're just gonna hire actors to show up in random costumes and just kind of like confuse the crowd you know stump stump at your wedding yes or no hell yeah hell my god you got me so fucked up you think you're gonna have stump at your fucking wedding there is no shot why would it not be what's wrong with it it's cheap it's cheap it's easy better there's nails and hammers involved but like why then why play it at a tailgate

there's nails and hammers involved because we're dumb like that's a tailgate's a better place to be i mean that's where you have to be a little bit more responsible you know you got family members you have children there okay i'm not giving the children the hammer like if you're gonna bring the child to the wedding you know maybe have somebody watch it and like don't give it a hammer and like put it next to the stump so better idea you know how they have like giant versions of tailgate games like the giant giant jenga giant stump giant stump so instead of nails you use like railway spikes or they're like a foot long and like thick and then sledgehammer easy that really tests the waters that's my squid

game game actually i'm changing my answer from last week uh we're going supersized stump the question was what childhood game i don't know that you played rail railroad spike sledgehammer when you were in elementary school you don't know my life i said i don't know hey i read the story of john henry and got inspired they named it after me my middle name what brian john henry mayberry you know no space i had no idea where you were going with that i hate that that was that was the direction it was a pretty simple thing to catch on to i'm sorry you couldn't keep jesus christ giant stump would be great though don't know how you'd catch the hammer but it'd be fun that's the thing what like i don't know what the semantics of that would even be because you have to catch it you have to flip a hammer if it's bigger that's not gonna work unless we're talking like a two-person like team thing

where you have to oh now it's coordination mario kart double dash i'm mario yo yo great fucking game great game i played mario party for the first time in like five years we gotta buy that and just play that us for fucking best it's so good on switch yeah yeah dude i'm gonna buy a switch like i don't i don't have the money right now but i'm gonna do it and i'm gonna go in debt and play with my switch well thanks to this ad on the sponsor break we're about to have you might have some just kidding someone sponsor us i was about to be like we got nintendo you both had your mouth open or very confused what a fucking plug right there yo Yo, someone sponsor us so Burn can read off these ads.

Oh my god, that was so smooth. Damn. Ooh, I got a good question. So, you're in... I'm gonna take Blue Shell off the table. Right. You're in second place.

You're gonna get one item right before you hit them what is it you can use like the specials and stuff ak-47 yeah i'm gonna take a um i'm gonna take a flat line uh two times scope on it cold extended heavy mag no um i i was a big fan of the chomp chomp you remember that that's like the thing with the chain on it with that the babies get mario and luigi man zach would have a field day with this game if you're in second place there's a limit on what items you actually can get i know i was only gonna limit the blue shell and then leave everything up because like that's more fun.

Because like why wouldn't you choose red shell? Because like that's. Yeah, red shell. I mean, that's like that's like the homing one, right? Like that's the one you throw at them. Or actually the toad special, which is like his little thing. The gold one. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

And you're just speeding down. It's not called the toad special. The golden mushroom. It's toad special, though mushroom it's toad special though i'm not calling it like it's not a picture like on a menu at a restaurant like i'm just saying like he is the one that gets you that item i'm so ass at mario kart this question is irrelevant if i'm in second place man i am so fucking cool with that in mario kart if i'm in second place something something happened to

everyone else that's indescribable i was playing let's say we're playing how many people race at a time in mario kart uh eight i think so ten first place place guy, normal, they did their job. The other six, either ax murdered in the midst of playing, or they all just, I don't know, died on the spot. There's no way I'm ever in second place. I said fucking. It's Toad. Fuck.

Uh-oh. Yeah. That's the Toad special i'm so shit i'm so shit at mario kart last time i played it have you ever played on the wii where you have to use the thing as a steering wheel i was great at it oh my the last time i played it it was just like right into the wall oh shit over correction left into the wall oh shit over correction right into the wall like it was so bad you gotta have like the little wheel attachment to it it actually helps a lot because it makes you like actually know like hey i'm turning the wheel like this uh what is it 10 and 2 there we go no driver said we're back baby i think it's six to midnight right you have your just noon just noon man the Toretto okay

I have some food news I was telling Corey about this which I don't understand still just pay pay attention it'll lead us into next week's episode so

there's a new ice cream out but it's based on a little Debbie snake cack. Snake, ugh. That's the word I'm thinking of. Snake cack. Cake snack? I don't know.

It's based on a Little Debbie snack. It's the, do you know the little Christmas tree white cake ones that come out only in like December? Yeah, Schlappers. Yeah. Dude, an ice cream version of that? Oh, so good so next week tier list little debbie snacks yes oh so down yes okay if nutter butter is not number if nutter butter butter butter if nothing i was so excited i didn't even say the right fucking thing.

If nutty bars aren't S tier, you're a stupid bitch. And I'm going to stand by that forever. Admit. We'll find out. Tune in next week. On Legend of Korra. Na na na na na na na na na na na.