It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 4: Creed is God's Gift to our Ears

Episode Date: February 10, 2021

The four Boyos are back talking about favorite Superbowl Commercials, The Weeknd's halftime show being nothing compared to Creed 2001, how disappointing the Kansas City Chiefs are, and we get into the Bachelor Week 6 drama with MJ losing her Civil War and Heather making a surprise appearance. Timestamps: 0:00:00 - 0:56:00 - Bachelor Week 6 0:56:00 - 1:29:32 - Superbowl Talk Follow us on Twitter @IWMD_Pod

It is Wednesday, my dudes. What's up and welcome to It's Wednesday, My Dudes, a podcast about anything worth talking about over the last week. We've got the four boyos back to talk whatever's on our minds, including Super Bowl commercials, halftime show, and the game itself. Not that it was much of a fun. But first, we're talking Bachelor. And boys, it must be 1994 1994 because for the first time this

season pippen's taking the court without mj oh i know we had a surefire episode this week ups downs a lot my emotions were torn to pieces this week, pretty much. You know, we started out on a high, rode the episode out. Nothing but sadness. But let's start the episode. We got MJ versus Yesenia. Cage match. And we're going to kick this off. MJ talks about leading with example for the 50th time.

And she says it to Yesenia. In case the first 47 times she said it like didn't get it across she states it again she leads by example and who was pulled first was it jessenia or mj just jessenia jessenia gets pulled and like so jessenia was i think she was exaggerating a little bit she was like you were the ringleader and i was like, girl, like Anna Victoria were the ones leading the charge on all of this. But I think I think just any is playing victim slash playing the game with. Yeah, like I mean, she she has a she has a really good like I mean, it's great strategy because like MJ's name has came up before. So it was a good play on her part.

You know, that's a top 10 move right there. But I think she was like, I don't't know i thought she was playing it up a little bit what'd you guys think absolutely yeah for sure mj's a dick and like really played into all the drama and was definitely a part of it but like i don't know why as soon as like the two people who really were the whole cause of all the drama left people start calling out everyone else too it's just like calm down move on deal with it like it's just pointing the finger it's like you're the latest and greatest like biggest issue we have so they're gonna point the finger and all the attention is gonna be directed towards mj and then when mj's gone it's gonna be directed towards somebody else i mean we saw that

later in the episode like five minutes after mj's gone it's like okay who does the bachelor world hate next you know it's just like there always has to be like somebody to hate and it was gonna be mj she couldn't avoid it she's out there trying to lead by example nobody wants to see it she has a terrible example i i hate that comment so much it's just no sense it's the only time i've ever heard someone say like i lead by example it's like like i take it back to need to say it about you you don't say it about yourself i take it to like high school like basketball practice like the kid on the team that like he's not playing but he's trying to like be a leader and stuff and he's like coach

is getting into him he's like i lead by example coach and he's like trying to get points from the coach but in reality like he's not gonna play like this is based off of like my life by the way but anyway but it's just like that's that's so unrelated to anything we're talking about right now like it's it's not a good argument it's just unrelated i just don't understand why everybody in this show is like they're lying about me like you're gonna see the tape we're gonna check the tape at the end of the season everybody's gonna see what happened exactly and like but like they defend themselves at the moment though because that's yeah but they but they do it in their like little one inner like interviews with the camera there's no one else

there like you know what they did and also mj's like bouncing back and forth between oh woe is me and like oh i'm back to my bad self like pick a lane and stay and we can't keep bouncing back energy oh my god it was great i should call herself out for it though but it was like fluff week bitch moment it was it was the that's a crazy person move it was it was totally she was like i know i'm going home this is my last bit of tv time like time to make a meme out of myself you know what i mean like time to like get those clicks and get like people interested in what i'm doing like it was very very very fake when you start talking in the third person it kind of yeah shows that you're cracking a little bit.

But I love, Yesenia called her Meredith because that's her actual name and not MJ. That was great. Trying to be her mom. Deep cuts, baby. Deep cuts. Did anybody know that beforehand? I didn't. That's all I got to know. I thought it was great.

I thought it was Michael Jordan. She was so offended by her own name, though. She was like, you have no right. That's a leader's name. You're not my mom. And just like the South lost the Civil War, she lost that war. She was British.

She was like Stonewall Jackson. She was literally wearing a sexy, like, Revolutionary War soldier, like, Halloween outfit. I just love it like a college outfit you wear like a party me and brian are watching yesterday i just look at him i'm like is that is that a dress or is that a jacket i'm just like yes yes it is just all of it but yeah we move into that matt pulls in both pulls one aside pulls the other one aside mj

speaks a whole bunch of nonsense. I genuinely thought he was giving MJ the rose. The way, like, Matt is the king of, like, talking one way and then just going, but, and then it all just flips. We'll talk about that later. I completely thought he was, like,

giving the rose to MJ. And thank the Lord he did it. I'm going to give him a clap. This clap's going to go away later because I don't like him right now. But right that's one clap for you matt james appreciate getting rid of mj after that though it was mj said sent home just saying i went back to the group and then he canceled the cocktail hour which they keep doing all the time which makes no sense like he's like oh it was emotionally draining dude talked to like three girls for like 15 minutes and then it's like yeah that was too much i love it matt matt had to make one decision he had to make one decision

between two girls and he's like i can't do this man like no no no cocktail well then we need to get into this so did they he sent one home obviously mj peace and then he skips cocktail hour and then they did the rose ceremony after right so like it's not like he sent an extra person home he said probably one less that would have been home after the cocktail hour because he already sent mj so it's like. Like you're not. I don't know. You're not doing anything more. Than what you would usually do. Like. It's just.

A whole bunch of BS. I feel like. I just don't understand. Like. They all complain about. Not having enough time. To talk to each other. And then they're like.

Yeah. But like. Let's not talk tonight. So. You've been there for like. Three weeks. You talk to each of them. For like.

30 minutes. Max. A week. And then you're just like. But I'm not feeling it right now. It's like. Dude. Even if the. a week and then you're just like ah but i'm not feeling it right now it's like dude even if the you know who you're sending home talk to the ones that you're keeping like i don't know why you wouldn't want to just like at least go talk to the three you're actually like interested in it's so weird and i mean i've really like this

week i felt bad for the girls that went home because like with some of the people left like serena c and like you're sending home maggie over her like i just i don't know i just feel bad because like these girls know the other girls personalities and i don't think matt's to the point where he can just pick them out like that quick so i don't know i would feel terrible maggie seemed like more shy so how many weeks in are we and like she didn't she got some time but she didn't get enough time to like really like etch her name in this what are you talking about he danced for her yeah oh my god yeah end credit dancing thank god imagine they put that in the actual show

let's oh one one other thing i love was when matt was talking to mj and then he came like he was like yeah it's crazy like i haven't seen this side of mj at all and like she hasn't been this way around me it's like matt is literally surprised that the girls act differently around the other girls than they do around him like he's actually surprised about this shit like come on man he's just so he's so goddamn naive maybe him and kit are a perfect couple if they're both just so naive together i just yeah i can't get she just like she's like that one-liner person in the whole season like there's some drama going on she's not particularly involved but they just like flash to her and she's like no way and then they flash away and it's like what like what are you doing here gonna be honest i don't mind her i yeah uh yeah i'm sure and compared compared to like a lot of the other girls right now i think she's fine

but like once we get into the nitty-gritty if she's still around i'm gonna be like get this 20 year old 21 year old like the fuck out. Like she's not going to Homestown. That's that's for sure. But got that cocktail hour. Serena C started blaming all the drama on Katie. That's where there would be. Yeah. Out of nowhere.

Which and this is this is we see that we've first off, we've already seen this this season where it's like the bullies bullies get pushed out. Right. And so the other bullies are like, shit, if someone says my name, like I'm going home. So now it's time to pick a target. And it's time for me to choose somebody else. Serena C made the worst choice she could have made on national television coming at Katie. I'd want to know where Serena C's funeral is because she got put in the dirt on national television.

Absolutely bodied. Open casket, you think? No, you can't even identify. You don't even know what the body looks like anymore. It's so mangled. Can't put that back together. Like, she comes at Katie. First off, my biggest issue is she's like, all this drama has stopped me from getting time with matt

you have been here since the start we are what episodes is six yeah yes you've been here for six episodes and you're still complaining about not spending time with matt that is your fault that's not katie's fault that's not other people's fault. That is entirely your fault, Serena. And Serena, if you ever listen to this and you ever hear me talk about you. And we know you will. We know you will. I hope you are a better person than you are on the show because you are not a good person on the show, Serena. And we will be having a conversation about this later.

Get her on the show. Made dad angry. But yeah, no, there's no, I don't understand her at all. Katie is like the best and just a sweetheart and fixes everything. And she was involved because she would say like, hey, we should stop doing this. That was her involvement in it. And that's it. Serena C came at her.

Katie was like, I didn't say any names. I let all of you out each other. Like she was like, I literally didn't say any names. You guys all started you out each other like she was like i literally didn't say any names you guys all started snitching on each other so don't point this at me katie came with so many digs and it was so good i like i understand why serena's gonna like try to okay so she's gonna try to like blame somebody for something right and like make them look worse she came in very unprepared for this discussion because i get that she so like what she knows is that katie runs away and then

matt comes back and says like what's going on like there's bullying so she doesn't know what katie said to matt but like she can't just assume that katie straight up said gave like a whole laundry list of like, yeah, this person sucks. She's trash. She got to go like it's ridiculous. So I don't understand why. I just think she she made such a terrible decision. Like she should have found out more before bringing that up. Like she is digging herself in her own in her own grave casket, whatever you want to call it.

She's like unprepared. And it just completely blew up in her face grave casket whatever you want to call it she's like unprepared and it just completely blew up in her face and it was great i mean she made it out alive though so i don't i don't think for the whole this is bullshit he's torch we'll get we'll get into it right so the rose ceremony happened after that and they sent home maggie britney and ryan which maggie kind of saw coming she was just like i don't know maggie was just like maggie was just like glad to be there like she was just like this is great yeah i was looking for that britney redemption arc though it ended yeah yeah i was surprised cory didn't think it was actually britney he's like that's either girl i don't know her name yeah i was like there's no way like it just it frustrates you so much because it's

like why would you build that up and then just be like yeah she's gone like not even really like a goodbye it's just like she like like walked right out again i'm paying i'm paying attention i guess and apparently just didn't see it like she's just out just like that. Wild. Yeah. That one definitely surprised me. I was like, I do. Yeah.

Cause I definitely thought after, after them having these accusations fly, I was hoping that like, you know, maybe we were going to get like her on a one-on-one or something to lift her spirits. Cause she's coming off the show and I'm sure she's probably already taken a lot of heat as is but yeah that one

that one surprised me Ryan did not surprise Ryan was a mess the entire she was like I'm ready for love it's like girl like you've been here late you need to be pulling him at all times like I know they didn't have cocktail here,

but it's like, if, if I come in as one of the later girls, like in the second group, you have to be like all over him. Mad aggressive. Yeah. Yeah.

Because like, or else he's just not going to notice you or talk to you. Well, and she was only there for like two weeks and she's like bawling her eyes out. Like, I love this guy. It's like, dude,

she, really? Ryan was a hot mess. There was like the clip of her. I think it was her and Michelle outside, love this guy it's like dude yeah she really ryan was a hot mess there was like the clip of her i think it was her michelle outside like screaming i was like oh yeah i was like this girl needs to go man and michelle like what that wasn't even like michelle doing that she was just like joining in because she thought it was goofy like i'm pretty sure she was like cracking up in the middle of it but also ryan and serena p look kind of similar in my opinion so like you got to get rid of one of them.

You don't want the same girl twice. Is Serena P still around? There's two Serenas? Yeah, there's two Serenas. She was the one. She had the one-on-one with the charcuterie board. They looked very similar, at least in last night's episode. Like, maybe not all the time, but same hair, you know.

Serena P. I was just channeling how sad she was to go back into quarantine and not on vacation. That's what it was she like didn't want to say it but that's we all know i think serena p kind of looks like ryan but maybe when ryan was like 12 or 13 serena that's a fair assessment yeah like kids age anyway so those three got sent home not Not frontrunners. None of those were surprises, really. None of us had picked any of those as who we thought was going to make it pretty far.

So no worries. We're moving on from that. After the rose ceremony is where Serena and C and Katie actually got into it. Before it was when it was just brought up slightly. Afterwards is where they had a screaming match and then she came back down. Katie came back down from the elevator when Serena C was trying trying to whisper to all the girls was like i'm right here

you don't have to whisper anymore call her out again again serena c if you're gonna mess with the bull you better get ready for the horns because like one katie was like my favorite thing katie said was like just because you're like insecure with your relationship like that's the only reason why you care about me right now and like she was just like it was point after point after point and serena c is just like i don't think you hear from that and it's like where are you getting this like where did you get that from like it's it was it was so good and it it made it made me love katie even more like it was so good it makes later hurt even more you know how you stop bullying them down

you know how you stop bullying according to serena c though just don't bring it up there is no bullying it doesn't matter but so after their spat and then nothing really came of it at that point that's when they started trying to show a heather pull up in her minivan to the front of the the mansion be like where's chris harrison at why the best part about that again was they set it up again like the week before where two weeks ago where it was like these girls new girls all show up it was like oh yeah i'm glad all the crazy's gone it's like three two one okay here comes a whole another act to follow it was great i think like serena c said it it was like i'm glad that's over and this can be

normal or something it's like oh well i like i haven't watched the bachelor like this is like the first full season i'm ever watching. Ooh. Hey, I'm getting into it, though. All right. There you go. But I've never seen this person, and I already don't like them. Solely on her videos, like selfie videos that she's been taking in isolation. They are so embarrassing for her.

So stupid. They definitely told her that she has to do something so she can get like any kind of screen time while she's like in quarantine but why like i don't blame her too much but i also don't like her at all right now anyways she's just something about her face if they want to get her on that much though that just means she's gone next week because otherwise she would have the rest of the season to be on on air that's just my opinion that's my prediction i hate i hated when heather first pulled up they kept showing like the security cam footage yeah it's like you literally there's a guy standing there with an actual camera like we

see him in the security footage just use the normal camera like i don't need the back and forth like just use the normal camera it's definitely I don't need the back and forth. Like, just use the normal camera. It's definitely not a security camera, though. It's definitely a regular camera just, like, duct taped to the top. The border. Yeah, the filter on it, too. I was like, no security camera ever looks like this. Yeah. Big security camera guy here.

But then going back to her little videos and stuff, completely agree with Burn. There's no way they were her idea to do them like she definitely had to wasn't one like her just eating pizza like no it was her balancing the pizza on her head oh yeah my biggest point and heather apollo if this is your dream i'm sorry if you're tuning in but you are never gonna have a youtube channel like you cannot vlog don't ever try to vlog like it was just not interesting content like don't ever make a youtube channel because it's just it's not gonna work out like you need to make a couple clips for us and the best you

could come up with is i'll put pizza on my head it was oh i i was cringing down to my soul like it was painful so i know what her like job is all it said was she's from Colton season it didn't say what on Colton season her occupation was never been kissed that's true until she got her kiss and then it said has been kissed

which like great job production but man that's obnoxious that's incredible I just want to know the type of person who's gonna drive however far she did like i mean obviously they had to have contacted her this just wasn't spurred that is not cody that is not her car she's not driving that minivan who is she toting around well that's that's how they try to sell as her being a real person is that she drives a minivan but security camera three

was in the back of that minivan but she was like yeah my one of my best girlfriends uh told me that me and this guy would be great together so i'm gonna crash in a national tv show and try to get married to him the dumbest thing i've ever heard she if that's a real person they're insane like well no she was yeah she was mentioned when she was saying that she was mentioning it was hannah brown like her and hannah brown are like besties and hannah brown tyler c and like matt james have like hung out a ton so hannah brown was trying to like play matchmaker but also agreed if your friend is just like oh you guys be perfect together it's like wait he's filming a show right now?

I gotta go. Like, I'm driving there. I'm just gonna show up. They better let me fucking on the show or else I'm losing it. Do you know how many times I've told Brian that I have the perfect girl for him and he is still not married or hasn't crashed any national TV show?

None of them have been on TV shows before, so you don't know what I'm... Then he would go do it. I mean, I don't have anything better going for me right now i'll go on tv all right we're gonna go through the mtv casting calls for the next show and just like oh wait that's another thing i wanted to bring up though because anybody see instead of just a regular casting it was like if you know seniors yeah why seniors what is this gonna be a senior bachelorette or Bachelor in the future?

It's going to be disgusting. I'm not a fan. Very not interested. We've already watched that. It's so sad. I watched some of Claire's season. We already watched that. Yeah, that's true.

Oh, nice. Boy! That was a good one. That was a heater. You hear that, Claire? You're old. You're barren. You can't have kids. The only way i'll watch it is if it's

like 95 year olds like don't give me like 50 year olds you want them to forget their own names and contestant names yes throughout the whole show they all have to have a nurse that follows them around that like gives them their instead of cocktail hour they have bingo hour and they're all just dude night one night one when they're doing interest typically they start at night this is gonna have to start at like six in the morning because they're just gonna they're gonna forget names left and right he's gonna come out he's gonna come out to say three names he's gonna be like wait where am i and that's like turn around and go back they'd all be named midge and like really old timey names hey that's my great grandmother's name wait really see i was gonna be like i've never heard this name before she's 92

yo we're signing your is she uh is she single and ready to be a contestant on The Bachelor? Well, she's a widow, so I doubt it. So, yes. So, you're saying there's a chance. Let's reel it back from... All right, all right. After the Heather intro was Piper getting her one-on-one. Pump it up! So, like Cody was saying, Pippen getting his chance.

MJ's out the door. door little solo career action do we think this is mj going to play some baseball like a little detour and coming on back or do we think mj is fully retired this is post wizard's career like mj's just suspended this is mj's gonna be the producer then next season because she's gonna invest in The Bachelor. Exactly. This is my rewrite of Space Jam and MJ gets abducted by aliens and then we just never hear from him again. That's what this is. Is the alien zaddy?

Ooh, bear. Yeah, MJ, if you're listening, we know a nice Chicago guy. And he sucks. Yeah, listen to the pod next week. You and him will both suck together though so yeah perfect special guest though chicago's own zaddy coming on next week valentine's day episode stay tuned but piper's 101 was actually like kind of dope it was like the whole like carnival ferris wheel thing right yeah oh that was that was so cool it was a really cool date if you watched last season though like literally, two months before this,

they had that same date, but the budget was, like, literally, like, $5. Oh, yeah. Where they had, like, one ride and, like, one stand with, like, cotton candy up there. And, like, that was it. Where this one, they have, like, a full real thing. No, this was a really, really cool date.

My only thing was just, like, I would feel terrible if like what if piper like literally can't ride rides because it was like there were like a few like there were a few like games up what if like what if she gets sick that's what i meant like what if she gets like physically can't get on the ride all of these all of these rides were like the twisty spinny ones like there was a ferris wheel and then everything else was just like if you get any kind of motion sickness you are puking everywhere when i saw that i said to core i was like i can't do spinny rides i could do like the one little ferris wheel and like the

rest of those i would be so miserable like literally you would just be sitting there playing the little game they were playing where they're just shooting water into the uh the little thing they just sit there the entire time win every prize who were they playing against each other that's so dumb there was nobody else there like i don't even think they could have been on the rides there was no operators i'm just just thinking about it like that'd be how many games do you play like after like like being the rails offer in like one game i might just be like done i thought you're going somewhere else with that you're disgusting ew but yeah did anybody see did anybody see the one prize the prize that piper picked yeah it was it was terrifying there were all these like

normal looking stuffed animals she's like i want the really fucked up looking one like this is what he's doing some carnival company brought this all in if you notice there was only one dragon that's because production placed it there everything else has been that's i would think that's been sitting there the entire year that are probably full of asbestos and who knows what else no match just sitting off in the corner like the uh like the ryan meme from the office he's just like checking off a mark like that's a bad choice. You're on my list. They play the lamest games, though.

What are the cool games at a Carvel? The basketball hoop. Bro, you get Matt James with the ball shooting, I'd be like, Kawhi Leonard reincarnate right here. It wasn't set up well. They were throwing darts at balloons

and the balloons were just falling off without even being hit so that happens at carnivals though carnivals are pretty shoddy that one's pretty spot on for what they usually are okay they really want to test that relationship though they get people actually at the carnival and you have them standing in lines nobody's gonna get on a ride you're gonna be annoyed it's gonna be awful it's not gonna be a good date. You get a candy apple. You bite into it. Your tooth comes out. It's just like a terrible day. You have to pay $40

for some cotton candy. You pay $10 just to get in and another $5 for every ride you want to get on. Exactly. But anyways. But I digress. After the one-on-one was the group date, which much worse.

Let's let's. No. I want to, I want to talk about Piper's like dinner and stuff. Did she have a dinner? Did she say anything? No, she,

she actually Piper's dinner was like, I thought it was like a very real, like obviously stacked up to Abigail's like conversation, but like her, her conversation was really like, I thought that was like really thought it was like a very real like obviously stacked up to abigail's like conversation but like her her conversation was really like i thought that was like really like powerful and i think that like got her a lot of like she really pay attention at all she really opened up so she was talking about how like because like piper the last couple weeks has been like she's been kind of like losing it a little you know i've been like been like, yeah, worried and like, Piper's gonna like, just fucking spiral and crumble. But she was like, Oh, like, growing up my growing up my, my, my parents, like, like in my family, we don't really talk about like love and stuff like that.

And like, they don't really like give me those words affirmation. And that's why they're so important to me. I thought that was like, cool to see. And I thought that was like, a very real And I thought that was like a very real conversation. Like that was very vulnerable of her to like say that and open up like that. Yeah, that's fine. And she wasn't like a hot mess about it either. Like she was like tearing up.

But like she was like, it was a good conversation. It gave me a lot of points for her. It's better than the alternative, which is not talking about anything. So like, yeah yeah like it's way better it's way better than them like small talking and then her saying i'm falling in love with you it's way better than that rachel uh i think i think i'm falling in love with you they only think that they are cool but yeah i digress. Loved it. Loved it, though. Loved it. So after that actually good date, they moved on to the group date, which was bowling.

Hey, all right. You know what? Don't knock bowling, my guy. Bowling is fun. We need to bring it back. I love bowling. Not as a date where there's 10 people there. Why? It's perfect competition.

Well, I don't know how many dates I'm going on where there's 10 people there anyway. Oh, come on. All the time. That's true. That's fair. You never went to the bowling alley? I thought it was a breath of fresh air to get, like, an actual date going on.

They're not hunting in the woods for some nuts. They're just bowling. And there's actually a point. It's just bowl, the winner gets to go on a date, the group date, and you move on. And I thought it was actually like one of the less dramatic, which is probably maybe why you don't like it, but I liked it.

I didn't buy those scores at all. It was like 300 to like 50, and then all of a sudden it's like 500 to 500. No, that's impossible well they showed they showed like five girls walk up when they first got there and like three feet into the lane throw a gutter ball not like it veered off at the end i'm talking like they were aiming at different lanes and just threw it in the gutter and then all of a sudden they're like later on everyone's hitting strikes they're like filming the person roll and then it hard cuts to

the pins being knocked over i was like y'all are full of shit y'all are so full of shit they just had to warm up they all put stunt doubles in the next time they pan over you see like one of them with a beard and long hair like a bad stunt double just ripping pins left and right. Abigail really blew it, though. She only needed three pins, and she threw a gutter ball to win it. Yeah. Talk about a choke artist, man. Come on. That's where you channel what's the name of who do you think you are? I am?

Yeah. Is it Pete Webber? Isn't Pete Webber like a backyard baseball character? No, it's Pete Wheeler. That was close, though. I'll give it to you. I mean, yeah. Now, who do you think you are?

I am. Oh, wait. It's Pilot Pete's last name Weber? Pilot Pete Weber, right? Damn it. What's that guy's name? Now I'm bothered. I know what you're talking about.

I am the best. That is why I did it. Yeah. That's where you channel him, and you just, like, zone it and nail it. But it was so... So my favorite part was, like, the two teams, right? One team is, like, all people he's, like, kind of interested.

Like, they've had, like, one-on-ones and stuff. And the other team was, what? Yesenia, Serena P... Abigail. Abigail. No, Abigail wasn't no I'm talking the pink team the team that won was all girls

besides like Michelle it was like all girls he hasn't had much time with they went on like the after party and I was like I was like oh he's definitely bringing the other girls and he's like I don't want to talk to them I want to talk to the other ones Chelsea's another one of those girls because she was on the winning team

every episode i swear she complains that she doesn't get enough time which like i i get it but like at some point you need to put yourself out there and make a point to make time but her reaction because she was the one they cut to right before they brought the other girls back and her reaction was priceless she was so pissed she didn't like want to seem like it but she was very upset yeah funny i was gonna say every girl on that date they panned to like every single one of them talking to the camera and every one of them complained about time it's like dude you're all in the same boat get used to it even michelle who had a one-on-one complained about time yep funny thing just looked it up the bowler's name is pete weber so him and pilot pete both have the same pilot are we sure is pete weber too yeah i just looked both up okay that's awesome

i was like i swear that's both their names but i don't want to sound like an idiot way to fact check but yeah it was great it was great on the group date where it's like the four girls are like yeah like we have a one four chance of getting this rose like isn't this awesome there's only four of us and then the other girls are all like crying and then it's like no actually you're going on the date too it's like these girls are going to be pissed can you imagine how great great job though if he would have given the rose to somebody who what who was on the losing team oh that's what i was worried. I was genuinely worried about it. I was like, this guy's, I think

he's not going to realize how much of a slap in the face this is going to be to the other girls. That would suck. I didn't even think about that. Also, like being my first season watching this, I realized that you don't want him to say your name first. It's always the second or third that gets the rose. They just so last season was the first

season i'm a vet i've been around for a while last season was like the first one like taisha was the first person i ever saw like she gave like words of affirmation to like different people and then gave someone else the rose like i'd never seen that before and i loved it now i think they're like oh like people really people really like. So make sure you do this. Cause I don't think, I don't think Matt thought of that on his own. No offense, but I just,

before it was just like, here's the rose and they look at someone. Here you go. And it's like, eh, okay. Like watching it. I wasn't sure if he like goes around the whole table and says something

positive about everybody. And then they cut it out in production. And then they, you know what I mean? Do the main last person possible. I don't know i want to see a fully like uncut episode of just everything in between just to see how like awkward it is because i'm sure there's so many random times a producer like hey can i stop for

a second and they're like uh what and then i think i'll like adjust something and they're like all right continue that conversation you're having it'd be so weird take it from the top please and action but so after the bowling date which went smoothly it was everything else that has been going on was tyler c coming onto the show just to like pep talk play some pool just hang out because they're boys before you date with katie the batch they know what they're doing with this man. They're like the chicks love Tyler C. We're going to bring them on him. And Matt are going to talk about nothing.

They're literally going to talk just like, dang, man, how's it going? Well, I have like 10 girls here and I like all of them. Dang, man,

that's crazy. But like the amount of times they just cut to like, this is Tyler C being hot. Like the amount of times they just cut to like, this is Tyler C being hot. Like the amount of times they just cut to him, just like hunched over the pool table. Like, it's like, bro,

like relax. All right. Like you can bring them on for like 30 seconds. Everyone's going to freak out, but they just not, they were like, we are going to show you this hot man 75 times in a three minute conversation. Handsome Squidward makes his return with the black turtleneck.

Dude, it was so bad. It was exactly, again, it's Handsome Squidward. He wears turtlenecks all the time. He is literally all limbs. Like he is all limbs. And neck. But then we move into Katie. Katie and him, their date.

Katie. Try not to cry, Rooks'm gonna i'm gonna need a minute here every date where it's like the fun date never ends well and that always looks like it's going so well and they're always having a great time but you could tell that it's like it's just them being buddies and friends it's not them like on a date when i said i said this i think one of the either episode one or episode two i think i said i love katie but like they'll like bro never wins like ever in the show and they were going to this date i was like this is perfect for katie but they're not gonna have like romantic moments during this date like yeah i was like because katie katie's the not out of these girls none of these girls

are going to be funny like fucking with tyler c with the masseuse none of them are gonna be funny but katie katie like pinches nipples dude you just a simple hilarious thing using the roller like starting in his lower back and just going onto his head had me dying like I was dying it was so good um oh but then well then also we got even more we got we literally went from 75 shots

of Tyler C like to literally pantsless shirtless Tyler C with oil on him I see what you're doing okay i see what you're doing bachelor also for matt james why do you want your like really hot friend to be naked in front of your date like that's just i don't think that's the move i guess he's really confident in himself though because like yeah he's if you if you yeah that's a thing like i would never ever bring my girl around a shirtless tyler

c are you kidding me she's not gonna be my girlfriend anymore she's gonna be gone like so there is a rumor that tyler c is talking to one of the girls in this season now and i saw that like a week or two ago thousand percent katie there's no there's he didn't meet anyone else and she just saw him like half naked for about like an hour like one thousand percent they're dating now which sucks though if it's actually true because then katie's not gonna do bachelorette i don't think that's true. I bet it's somebody else. What bothered me about this date was that he obviously knew the date, and he knew that his relationship with Katie wasn't the best or where it needed to be. I hate the fact that he brought her on a date,

basically knowing he was going to get rid of her, but yet she's meeting one of his friends. Because just in an outside world situation like meeting friends is like a big thing and i feel like i don't know if you know you're going to get rid of this girl why would you do that and that was very like that's a really good point to that point though too it's like if he really did because i'm sure like it wasn't his whole reason like i don't see not i don't see you in that way he didn't say that but he did like let's like essentially say that like if you feel that way don't go on the funny date like go on a romantic date and like try to get to know the

person that way like you're setting her up it's like you like exactly what you're saying cody like you're setting her up to not change your mind about how you think about her. Unless like something random happens that you don't expect. But that was like a funny date, not a romantic date. Like why not switch the Piper and Katie dates? You know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like it can't be that hard of a thing to switch up.

But I don't know. I also felt so bad for her though because once they got to dinner he asked her like what were you missing in your previous relationships that like ended them and she was like well honestly i just realized that i wasn't having fun in my relationships and i didn't have somebody to play along with and like i kind of learned that today as well because i had so much fun playing around with you and joking around. And then he's like, all right, see ya. Good luck finding it on the next guy. It was painful.

This moment happens a lot on the show, but typically it doesn't happen with people that I like and very invested. I'm very invested in Katie. I wanted Katie to be on. Even just have her on the show more because she's just such a good like vibe on the show but like like oh she's just they they go on a super deep rant and then they keep cutting back to matt and he like he looks not that interested and then you hear their music get quiet and all of a sudden the sad violins start coming in and it's just like i know exactly what's happening like i know this is gonna happen and it was oh i was not cory were like on the couch i like put my arm when i was like he's

gonna say but he's gonna say but he's gonna say but like it paused but it was just like well and like i always hate like and it was awesome hearing katie talk because like katie out of all the girls here katie is far and away the most self-aware like 110 like she's like i know exactly like what i was missing like i know what i want that's why like i've had guys that i've talked to lately who are like i haven't like like taken to that next step or like rushed into because i know they're not what i want like katie's like she knows exactly what she wants and like she said that which i like love and respect but like matt like if you're not feeling it like just cut her off man i don't think they're allowed to do that because this this has happened so many times on the show where like they go on these huge like lovey-dovey like serious rants and then it's like

that's sick but like just like your stuff's being taken out of the hotel right now. And then not only that, but like before that, she was like, and Matt's just like the type of guy that I don't think would lead me on. I think she said that in like one of her pre date clips. And then everything she did in that date was just like meeting friends, getting like deep conversation. And then I know he like has to hold the rose to make the decision but that just has to hurt so much especially it's it contradicted everything she said so in uh hannah's season though she did stop tyler c from having like a big speech it was like the final two and he was going to propose and he like started talking and she immediately was like just

just let me speak first and told him like she wasn't gonna that's different though with the proposal but that's they sometimes they let them do the whole no the proposal there are multiple where the person has given like an eight minute speech about how like they help them find love and like all this deep shit and then they're like yeah i'm picking the other person i just love like picturing matt sitting there he's got his like dumb squidward face going on katie's pouring out her heart and in his earpiece is just yeah yeah no no let her let her keep going come on let her she's uh she's pouring her heart out she's pouring her heart no don't don't interject don't do it don't do it okay you're good break her heart go take the pull a

shot yeah it was uh it was like and here i'm i'm taking my clap away you can't listeners you can't you can't see it but i'm taking my clap away because it was really really a whole move there matt james and i did not appreciate it but yeah so sad i don't know who my favorite is on the show anymore but the biggest dagger of it all is that serena c is still here and katie went home that's the worst part about it she's so serena c i know they were taking the bag serena c was like like grinning and stuff i was like i will literally fight you like it's the worst and in the previews it showed serena and like a couple other different dates and stuff like's like i will literally fight you like it's the worst and in the previews it showed serena and like a couple other different dates and stuff like she makes another couple weeks

or something which i'm so sad about because kill literally kill me so how many girls go to hometowns four four it's either it's four or five i can't remember i thought no i was gonna say four three i don't think it's 5. Like, at some point, do we get rid of one girl a week? So, Hometowns is 4, because Fantasy Suites is 3, and then the final episode's 2. Okay, yes. And that's, like, kind of the order. But yeah, only 3 went home this week.

Unless you count MJ, so maybe 4. So it'll go, like, 4 and then 3 and then... I think that's that's like to go home each week until like the very last two, three weeks. Okay. A rookie over here. I told you this is all new. I didn't know you like actually hadn't watched this that much. You were so on board of like, hey, we got some listeners that are noobs too. You know, we're going to, we're going to, you got any questions, Cody?

You let them fly. Other people might have the same questions. Honestly, big dirty Mike into the show, we're gonna, you got any questions, Cody? You let them fly. Other people might have the same questions. Honestly, I get a big, dirty mic into this show, man. He hasn't seen a single episode. Honestly, the reason, like, I was so into doing the podcast, like, watching it is because I watched the first two episodes with Amy already, and I've never seen

it before, and I was like, I might as well. I'm invested. I'm hooked. Good. We reeled you in, surely and slowly. So so that wasn't even the final part of the episode though it ends with heather actually coming on the show strutting in being like hey girls and then like turning left now before that though struggling with the door fantastic oh my god fantastic like it was essentially like they locked the door just for the laugh

them is great them literally like someone had to watch that and be like yo should we edit that out like no she looks like an idiot leave it in hilarious that's so good but yeah she comes in struts her stuff interrupts piper and matt and matt i'm not gonna do the bad reaction just bad reaction matt just throws the kawaii leonard laugh and goes heather whoa what are you doing here and it's like what she's wearing a dress not a bathtub but she she's wearing a dress like do you think she's just coming to hang out she wasn't like a former like bachelorette like she wants to be on the show dude like let's let's process this as we're being a part of the show like let's process things so he doesn't really know her right he knows of her but never met her

as far i i'm terrified to look it up because anytime you look anything up for bachelor you no spoilers scary stuff but um i don't i don't think they like necessarily like have talked like one-on-one like through like dms or anything i think it's just like same circles type things like okay he's with tyler c she's best friends with hannah they've probably been around each other it seemed like they knew each other but she was like hey nice to meet you and he knew her name so he could recognize her so i don't know if it's just like he knew her through like but she was like, hey, nice to meet you. And he knew her name so he could recognize her. So I don't know if it was just like he knew her through like social media. No, like from Hannah Brown or something like that. I asked Amy the exact same question today.

And she said they do not know each other. They just know of each other. Okay. Confirmed. Thank you, Amy. Yes. They're supposed to. They're apparently perfect for each other.

Apparently. That's what I heard I think she has too much personality already he needs boring he needs Michelle he needs like

someone who's just gonna sit there and like read a book and she wants to like jump around and like be all like quirky be quirky

yep that's the perfect that's what I was gonna say until and so that's that's where the episode wraps up but then we got previews the next week

she's in tears. Because she goes into the house of bullying. She walks right into it, man. All these girls. Girls not ready. Who were literally apologizing the last time bullying brought up. Oh my God, I'm so sorry if we made you feel uncomfortable. Like that was never my intention.

New girl shows up. And it's just one. It's one girl. And they're like, I'm going to get this bitch out of the house as soon as possible. Like, and she walks in and they're all just like immediately chirping. Like they're like, Oh,

you were on Colton season. Like you've had your time and stuff. It's like, first off, that's not how the show works. Like, yeah, that's not how this works.

But number two, like I would, if I was seven weeks in at this point and one girl came on the show, I would be so confident. I'd be like this girl literally like, no, like I'm going to I'm going to beat her out. Like and they're complaining like, oh, if she gets a rose this weekend, I don't. How dare he? It's like, well, he's seen you for seven weeks and maybe he doesn't like you. And there's a new girl and he's like, whatever.

Give her a week to figure it out. Like that's shouldn't be a negative on his side he does let's think new girl coming in we already see serena sees bully bully spider sense to start tingling and she's like oh it's time to get this girl out and she's already being a newcomer coming in exactly and her well what what cracked me up about this too is that she interrupted while he was talking to piper and piper already has a rose yet she is like so upset like i get you're upset that you're getting interrupted but you had time this week you already have a rose you're through to the next round at least out of anybody you don't deserve to be that upset have some confidence going to

the next week seeing as you know you're going to next that's what like i like and i it's it's real easy to sit from the couch and say this but i would like i would really like like to believe that if i was on the show and i had been there since the start if someone came in this late i wouldn't be like shitting my pants over it like i wouldn't be like oh my god like and i'm sure i'm sure they play it up a little and like act a little more like emotional than they actually feel but like i would be like so much more confident in my relationship with the like with the person rather than like someone who just showed up like agreed but so who would update our votes for who we actually think is going to win now? Because there's not that many people left.

So, anyone have a vote right now to start us off? I'll go first since I think I went first last week. I'm just going to stick with Piper because I feel like she had a solid week. She had the one-on-one with the Rose. So, I think everything that i said last week about kind of leading up to her continuing far into that show like was confirmed this week with her getting the first date and everything so i'm gonna stick to it agreed so to go through who's left for a recap for you it's abigail's left brie chelsea jessenia kit michelle piper rachel serena c serena p and then heather who's the new

girl so dude no way just send you a kit or serena c make it very far yep i don't know about serena p because i feel like she hasn't had a lot of time recently and i think abigail is like they're showing her kind of like break and i feel like it's either next week she's gonna have a big week or she's just like gonna like fade out so i i'm gonna just not agree with cody because i don't want to agree with cody i'm gonna say it's rachel because i said this like two weeks ago she's not right for him but they always pick the one that's not exactly right for him. So I'm sticking with Rachel. Just to go different, because I don't like when all of us pick the same picks.

I'll go Abigail. I see your point with, like, the producers seem to be, like, shying away from her. But I could see that still being a good thing. Like, I don't know. It's a double-edged sword when you're not being referenced much on the show because it's either like you're going to be referenced a lot later and we don't need to see it or it's like yeah you're not an important character going on so we'll like see you later but i feel like she we all know she's an important person going forward already and

she's gotten a lot of time in the beginning and it's just been like as of late that she hasn't seen the camera as much which i think is a good thing for her in this show so i think i think she'll make it at least past next week for sure and if he's like if she hasn't had a lot of one-on-one time with him but she still made it this far then she's not crying to the camera the whole time yeah she's not crying to the camera she's like i don't know confident in herself in, in their relationship, unlike Serena C. Cough, cough. So I think she'll be fine.

All right, Rooks, who do you have winning? You know, last week I said I'm picking Abigail just because I don't think I want to vocalize on the air that I think Rachel's going to win. And I don't want that, but I think Rachel's's gonna win and i don't want that but do it i i think rachel's gonna win yeah judging so i've been basically going off so matt's been making good decisions right he's been getting people out that like he's been getting people after the episode where he gets katie out you're gonna say that dude no yeah that's not i'm coming around to my point okay okay um so like i haven't been thinking rachel just because i was like oh like matt's really like genuinely seeing like who's a butthole and who's not being a good person he's

getting rid of them then this week happens and he gets rid of like someone who's like i i genuinely think katie was there for him and she was like very open like vulnerable with him and then so now i'm starting to look at him as like okay i think he's just gonna be like dang like that girl's hot like i think like it's gonna genuinely come down to just like someone who's and like burn said someone who's like not like that much to handle like i think rachel will literally just fall in line and do whatever like he like like they're not like do whatever he wants that's not what i mean i mean like i just don't think she's gonna be a problem for him i think she's gonna love like the idea of being with him i again i will say i don't think she's really really all that interested in him i don't but i think she's gonna i think he's gonna stick with

her and i because and i want abigail win. I really, I think Abigail, Abigail and maybe breathe might have a dark horse run and Piper might pick things up too. Yeah. Um, cause that was what I agree with Cody Piper had a great episode. Um, these past two episodes,

she's really been piping it up, but, um, but I think, I think Abigail, like, I think he's just like burn said, I think he's just not going to pick like the right choice, the best person.

I think he's going to pick someone who you like. I think he has like a lot of lust for Rachel. And I think he's like definitely very like like sexually charged and interested in her. Oh, it's actually charged, sexually charged, baby. But they just like they don't talk about anything but they always make out like there's a reason yeah you know what i mean like it's just like there's a reason she's hot everyone knows that um but i think unfortunately i think my pick is changing and i think rachel's gonna win so no heathers then no heathers i was gonna say no one

do you guys think she makes it at least past this week? Yes. Yes. Because the thing is, they showed cuts of her crying. If she's crying, if she goes... This group of girls can make that girl cry in one week. If she goes and tells Matt, oh yeah, this is the most hostile thing I've ever

dealt with, hopefully Matt is like, okay, you guys all suck. At the beginning of this season i was like i actually was like oh i kind of like this group of girls but the crazy ones have stayed and like okay ones have left and now i hate like majority of them like i hate most of them i agree i think she stays too just because I think there's people that can go home. Like Serena C, Kit, and Jesenia, and even Chelsea. I feel like he's not that into. I think Kit's going to stay, at least for a little bit.

I think, yeah, I definitely think Jesenia has a one-on-one, which I think she's going to get sent home on. Okay. In the previews, it looks like she has a one-on-one which i think she's gonna get sent home on okay in the previews it looks like she has a one-on-one for sure i just think that's gonna be her like ticket out and then yeah serena c's gotta go because she's just the worst she sucks and i just think chelsea like he's like talked to and she's really nice but i feel like he hasn't shown that he's like indoor so there's like a lot of girls left that he like can just like say like he knows he's not into so he's gonna keep Heather around for a little bit

well and then if they if they all make her cry within five minutes like I feel like he's gonna feel bad and just keep her there they pushed her way too much to just be done in one week like I could see her going not next episode but two episodes but that's all they've been they've been promoing it so much for the last two weeks that i don't think they can just get rid of her night one i think one week in the show so in like two weeks i think she'll be gone well there's no way they give her her own vlog series and don't keep her for at least a week you know what i mean exactly there's no way dude she's the new david dobrik in here Oh my gosh. And let's move into Super Bowl 55. Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

His first year there, take down the powerhouse Kansas City Chiefs. Shocked. Are you shocked though? That's the thing. It's like I want to be shocked, but I'm really just like, I'm not that surprised. I'm surprised at how it turned out.

Not the final result of them winning or whatever. I thought it was going to be close. It's a coin flip who wins either way. But the way it went down, I'm shocked at. Honestly. Garbage. It was a garbage game. It was just not entertaining after the first quarter. I don't think I watched much of the Honestly. Garbage. It was a garbage game. It was just like not entertaining after the first quarter.

I don't think I watched like much of the second half at all. I was just doing stuff on my laptop with it in the background. Yeah, I faded out. The fourth quarter honestly was really entertaining though, just to like see Pat Mahomes try to pull anything out of his butt. Well, Pat, my thing is like, there's so many plays he had where I was like, dude, just throw the ball away and reset.

Like, I know you're the king playmaker in running around the pocket. And he can throw it 60 yards without any effort. And, like, he does no look passes. Like, he's crazy. I know. I know who Patrick Mahomes is. But, like, dude, like, just throw the ball out of bounds. There's certain plays where it's just, like, just literally come back and fight the next play.

That's fair. But they're down by a lot at that point. You kind of have to make something happen. Yeah. So some background for the game, though. Kansas City had two offensive tackles out for injuries. One of them got hurt last week. That was absolutely huge.

That was very, very apparent at the start of the game. Start, middle, fending. Shaq Barrett and JPP literally just ate and ate and ate. Was it our boy Steven Wisniewski who was mucking it up a little bit down there? Was it? Does he play tackle? No, he plays. I think he's a center, isn't he?

I thought they moved him around. I thought he moved around. Oh, no. I'm thinking of AQ Shipley. He ruined everything. So two tackles were out. There were no real COVID issues. Everyone was kind of cleared.

There were two people on the Chiefs that were close contacts, but they never had a positive test, so they played. Antonio Brown was like battling some injuries but he ended up playing Pat Mahomes was battling his turf toe but he ended up playing too so other than those two tackles pretty like drama free leading up to it though which is good but game starts out three and out immediately for Kansas City which doesn't look good but whatever it's the first drive. That's fine. Gotta get the nerves out.

Yeah, Super Bowl nerves. And Kansas City always starts bad. Every single game last year in their Super Bowl run, they were down by double digits, and they came back to win. They showed those stats. They're down by 20 at one point in one of the games, and they came back to win. So a bad prediction last week was,

if they're not down by 20 at half, they're still in the game. And they were. It was like to like 23 at half or something yeah and i was like all the people i was watching was like this because they everyone i was watching with does not enjoy tom brady a lot of a lot of pittsburgh stellar fans the minority in the country yeah i know crazy they don't like tom brady but like they were like this sucks like this game stinks i was like everyone relax the chiefs they made comebacks very in the playoffs a lot yeah they've been proven they've shown it my biggest frustration with that game and where like looking at the full game it's hard to say that the chiefs really had a chance by the end of it because there was no offensive line but like my biggest issue with the whole game, it's hard to say that the Chiefs really had a chance by the end of it because there was no offensive line.

But my biggest issue with the whole game and the turning point, I think, was when the Chiefs, with under a minute left, were taking timeouts to try to get the ball back to try to score before half. The ball was at the 35 or something, and it was third and four. four and they took a timeout because they thought they would be able to get the ball back and all that did when the Tampa Bay only had one timeout left it gave them a stoppage of time so then with like 40 minutes left and Tom Brady on like the 40 of his own like 40 yard line he got the first down shocked and he still had one more timeout left so at the very least they're gonna score a field goal and then touchdown. Like instead of going into half down by, I think it was, I think it was like what? 14 to six at the time they go in 14 or it's 21 to six. Like that's a big different, that's a change in the game.

But as the Chiefs though, they're an aggressive team and you know, going against Tom Brady, he's going to score constantly. So you need to do everything you can to get points. I don't think that's that bad of a call I don't I just think like you kind of said it like it's Tom Brady he's going to get points I think everybody knows don't give him the ball as much as you can like everybody always says the game plan against Tom Brady is don't let him have the ball for that long that's why people run their offenses differently to try to make sure that the ball is not in his hands so i just think it's like a very simple decision they could have made to be like well we're down by one score right now let's just take it and see where it goes

instead of and they got the ball back to start the next half like they could have scored a touchdown and tied the game like they could have i mean hindsight's 2020 but like that was my biggest issue with the whole entire game i think well and typically i wouldn't i wouldn't agree with that typically but the cheese had this explosive like downfield offense but with how bad their whole line looked from the jump you have to know that like you're gonna have to dink and dunk more like you're not gonna have the time to have these like deep downfield developing plays so i i'm kind of with cory on this just because like i do think like even if even even if they have to go like 70 yards

downfield like they're not gonna have time to do that. Like Mahomes was getting pressured off the, like off the snap, like every other play. So, so I was watching ESPN yesterday morning and one of the stats I saw, I think it was in like get up or something. And Mahomes scrambled for 498 yards, like not across the line of scrimmage.

This is just horizontal, like escaping pressure. But what also doesn't help either is after the, i wanted to say patriots because it's brady after the buccaneers scored first they go three and out again off of a kelsey drop that he catches like 99 out of 100 times later in the game i think he'll drop the touchdown that went through his hands and then somebody had one literally hit them in the face on that ball that mahomes threw when he was like horizontal to the ground they're running back to his skill players did not really help him all that much nobody was making plays like he was making plays and he i think you can't blame that on mahomes he was

making play it's not his fault that he's running for his life back there but when he does make plays you have to have guys down fielder who are going to help you out and that just didn't happen at all all his skill players did not help him out at all like you said Kelsey catches everything normally and so you throw it up to him you expect him come down with it Tyreek Hill though they put up a stat after that game that Deontay Johnson and Tyreek Hill were the two that led the league in drops and everyone knows Deontay Johnson was pathetic this year so for having Tyreek Hill be up two that led the league in drops. Everyone knows Deontay Johnson was pathetic this year. So for having Tyreek Hill be up there with that is just not a good sign.

Did Hardman do anything? I don't remember. They had no time for anything to develop. I do agree. I know earlier I said like my homes,

he's throwing the ball away, but yeah, he definitely like, he definitely didn't get help, dude. I've never seen Kelsey beats up like corners that guard him. Levante, David and like grant,

like mad props to him. Cause he played, he played lights out all playoffs, but especially this game he was swatting travis kelsey away like he was jamming him up at the line like levante david had a hell of a game yeah i don't know what their game plan was but everyone needs to study that game yeah to figure out the kansas city chiefs so my' stats for the game were 26 for 49 for 270 yards, no touchdowns, and two interceptions.

And he didn't throw in a completion over 20 yards the entire game. So that's their off. That's how they get played. They dink and dunk. They throw some weird trickery motion to confuse you and then chuck it deep to Tyreek Hill.

If you take that away from them and then Kelsey drops the ball every time, that's their offense. That's how they get bottled up. There's no setup. Yeah. I had no clue Levante David had it in him to lock up Travis Kelsey like he did,

and he played a hell of a football game. Because, yeah, usually it's like you can't double Tyreek and you can't double Kelsey, and then also cover all their other receivers at the same time but if you have a player that's actually good enough to step up to the plate to like lock down one of them well especially if you if you're getting the pressure that they were getting kelsey kelsey's the underneath guy kelsey's the safety like kelsey's so good at finding space and holes in the zone and stuff yep if you can take him away with one person and make it so all their stuff is the deep downfield progressing routes yeah if

you're getting pressure like they are just lost like they they are they are having problems when mahomes has to sprint to his right one and a half seconds into his drop he doesn't have time to find kelsey turning around and then kelsey will run his car out turn around see that mahomes is nowhere near him and then has to like go run left or right to find Mahomes to get open again so no the pressure absolutely the biggest reason that game went the way it did because it's the same thing on the other side of the way you beat Tom Brace just hit him because he's a little pansy if you actually get him hurt and hit him once like just hit him hard one time and he gets scared and they did not do that on their defense but they did the other way on mahomes mahomes is pressured 29 times this

game which is the most in super bowl history passing the previous record which was 25 and then tom brady faced the fewest pressures in any super bowl of his career with four only getting pressured four times in a game that'll do it i mean you had so much time in the pocket and they ran the ball really well so that helps a ton too but hell man pressure 29 times and he only had 27 completions like or 26 completions like nuts absolutely nuts what i find crazy about this season with the buccaneers is how on the fly they just meshed they didn't have an off season because of the covid yeah like they didn't have a preseason to gel i mean brady and gronk have obviously been together in the past but gronk

didn't it's coming out of retirement and so he's got an entire new cast of receivers and i mean their season wasn't the best. They came in as a wildcard team and to come in and win the Super Bowl, they just peaked at the right time. That's all they have to do with Brady is get into the playoffs. It's so insane that

in the Super Bowl, Rob Gronkowski scored twice. I love Gronk, but if you would have told me this year, at the beginning of the year, oh, Bucks are making the Super Bowl, Gronk's going to score twice, I'd be like, you're an idiot. Like, there's no chance. I would have said Scottie Miller scores twice, but that's just me.

Gross. I picked Scottie Miller for any time touchdown. You let me down, Cody. I didn't start him this week in fantasy. That's why. The thing Cody was saying that I agree with that I've seen passed around on Twitter and stuff is like they picked up so many players and they mesh so quickly like you said and they all specifically made a huge impact in this game

Tom Brady obviously Gronk two touchdowns Antonio Brown had a touchdown for Leonard Fournette also had a touchdown too all the people who actually scored were on that team last year. Yeah, it's crazy. So the thought is, I was listening to Ryan Hickey Radio, shout out, is how are teams in the NFL going to copy that now? Because you see it's working where you can just pick up pieces and make them mesh together. You don't have to have everyone have this time.

So teams are going to copy that. It's not going to work. You don't have to have everyone have this time. So teams are going to copy that. It's not going to work. Is this legal? It takes, it takes such a specific, like nucleus though behind it. Well, and then on top of that,

yeah, they made moves offensively, but this defense, like, like a lot of them have been there and were draft picks for this defense. They're dude, Carlton Davis and Murphy Bunting. Like that, that whole defense

throughout the playoffs has looked so in sync and like on the same page like i do i think offense it's definitely easier to pick and place people but if you have a good defense backing it like that's what i think is going to be the game changer for people that are trying to copy this yeah that defense and then bruce arians is a coach with tom brady at quarterback like you can't find that somewhere you can't get a better nucleus like you're saying to like rah rah your team around them and actually get them like focused for super bowl did you guys that was a lot of their first super bowls do you guys see that bruce arians is the oldest coach to ever win a super bowl he yeah he does not i mean i know

he's old tampa bay sun dude tampa bay sun he doesn't look that old or that long and bella belichick looks you don't have to be in tampa bay that long to get some sun dude i just that that stat shocked me because i feel like all these like old-timey football coaches were always like really old looking obviously it's because you can't keep as looking as young back then but i did not expect him to be younger than belichick yeah it's strange i was shocked by that too but i think the stats specifically like head coach i feel like you see a lot of really old like offensive coordinators and defensive coordinators because they like don't have the they don't want to abandon their family to be a head coach and like deal with all that you kind of have less responsibility so i feel like it's usually more young guys being the head coach itself fair also

the super bowl made me realize that i dislike bill belichick much more than i dislike tom brady yeah i respect tom brady much more as a player like you can tell that he's the reason the patriots were so good i mean after this season in total, because the Patriots look terrible. Going back to your point, Cody, about like they put together this team basically in the offseason and they have a Super Bowl now, which is nuts. I think like two things I want to bring up with that. One is you don't do that without Brady, not just like his skill set, but literally just like the idea of Tom Brady on that team is how you win a game because

I look at that team maybe it's just me like you guys know more about football than I do but like I see players that were once very very very good at the time like and then they just kind of disappeared like whether or not they got like outrageous contracts how the other things happen in their life or whatever like they just went to other teams they went to the eagles maybe they blew off their fingers fireworks like all these things though because like i see like indomitian sue jpp uh antonio browner for net antonio brown gronk and brady i'll throw them in yeah they're not obviously brady's not like past his prime or whatever, but they're also like, quote unquote, misfits.

Like they just like kind of fit into the scene. LaShawn McCoy, a little shady action. He didn't play it down. I know. He didn't do anything. Hey, he still has a rig now. But anyway, like I find it, if you take that team, put it all together, put still a decent quarterback, like, like, I don't

know, insert quarterback here that is pretty good in the NFL. I think still the idea of Tom Brady and just knowing how many Super Bowls he's won and knowing that he's Tom Brady at quarterback is why that team is like, yeah, no doubt in our mind, we can win this Super Bowl. All we have to do is make the playoffs. For the first time in the NFL that I can remember, we have a team that was built like an nba team because it's just like all the ring chasers following lebron to wherever he goes everybody followed brady i just hope that's not like the future of the nfl because i already like i watched the nba a

ton i don't love that like i get that it's a part of the game, like all these giant one year contracts just to get a ring or taking less money depending on who you are. But I really hope that doesn't become the case in the NFL, at least on the offensive like skill position player side. It's definitely going to be harder for that to be the case, just size wise of how many people you have to have on a field at a time, which is good because, yeah, I agree. I don't want people to like chase like that i like how trades are different finally the past like three four years there's been more ridiculous madden type trades which is cool it it mixes it

up it's entertaining like matt stafford going to the rams and everything but yeah i don't want people to just swap teams every year and chase one quarterback. But I think Tom Brady is pretty unique. I don't think there's anyone else out there that's going to like have that much pull to get that many players to come to this team. That's fair. Because like Corey was saying, if Tom Brady is not on that team, they don't get Antonio Brown. They don't get Gronk. They might not get Leonard Fournette to come out to join that team. And they had plenty of good pieces before that, though.

Like they could have won that Super Bowl with anyone other than Jameis Winston at quarterback. But he had so much pull. Do you guys want to see Brady come back and, like, keep doing it? Maybe not want, but would you not mind it? At this point, I wouldn't mind it because I kind of just think it's nuts. And realistically, how many years left do we have of it? Yeah, I don't think I like seeing Brady every year in the Super Bowl. But like, I think it's kind of cool.

Like, we pretty much hit the point. We're very close to the point, in my opinion, where it's going to be literally impossible to do this again. And I think that's kind of cool to be able to see that like in your lifetime. I don't I mean, I personally don't mind mind it i minded it when it was the patriots but now that he's on a different team like you're witnessing history every single time he wins one if it's not the birds i don't mind it yeah as a person i hate him as a player i don't mind him as much anymore just how insane his stats are like we were saying before it shows this year that he's more of the reason him and belichick were so good at the patriots and just the stats are just insane

like you were saying it's just cool to like witness it at this point he's been in 10 super bowls in 21 years every other year he's been in the super bowl it's freaking wild and he could win another three in a row he has more super bowls himself than any franchise yeah it's freaking wild and he could win another three in a row he has more super bowls himself than any franchise yeah it's dumb yeah i think i think at this point i'm not like i'm totally just in like awe of him playing like it's like it's because like i mean i i think we're getting closer to the end of the road for him but i just like it's unreal to watch him play like this high of a level like at this point in his career and everything he's accomplished like it's unreal i'm just sad that peyton manning had his neck issue because i think he would still be in the same caliber

because like at this point you're just smart enough as a quarterback to know where the ball needs to go and you just understand the offense well enough that you can just make things happen. And that's half of it for Brady. And the reason Peyton Manning was so bad at the end was his body fell apart. So I think Brady's going to play until you just physically can. Yeah, I agree with that. I think as long as he proves to himself that he can keep winning, he's not going to be gone.

Yeah. I think he needs to miss playoffs either one or two years before he heavily thinks about it so it's gonna be a while six six superbowls also this is what i'm hearing six superbowls one by one quarterback is annoying seven history i'll watch it that's what i'm understanding yeah uh let's let's talk about that do we want to talk about the halftime performance i feel like yeah this was like i've never seen more like on twitter it's either everyone loves it or everyone hates it i was surprised people hated it that much me too like it was just like very like very they hate it no yeah a lot of people like hated it what's what's going on in the

twitterverse i'm new to this what's happening i don't know people well people kept comparing it to like j-lo and shakira and all the past ones like beyonce and stuff i was like fine i get that those ones were kind of ridiculous but like i was into it i didn't realize like i knew that many weekend songs and they're like big weekend guy good i so that's the thing cheers to the freaking weekend all right i'm boo boo i'm one of the i'm from what it seems like i what i saw on twitter which granted twitter is a lot of just outrage but yeah i'm like just down the middle i thought it was whatever with the weekend like you're not gonna get some super fun performance because like half his song is like boning music like half of his stuff is literally just like i'm trying to bone like baby making

music like he played uh he played earned it which was like the theme song for 50 shades man like i don't want to hear this during the super bowl i'm not trying to sport a half chub during this thing bar in quarantine just trying to get a little busy at halftime i mean i guess but like it was just i just don't think he was the right person for it and then also he is he picked a lot of like his older stuff that was like sensual it's like we you just need to pick different songs it was he's not a good performer i think he has really good music though because like i thought he was a fine performer like vocals yeah i thought he's sounding great is fine he has good music visually visually but like for j-lo and shakira and everything they don't have 75 background dancers and he can't like

dance and like run around the stage and put on a good show he kind of like stood around and kind of like moved and what's the like it's just it wasn't enough like energy i feel like for like the super bowl halftime show you know like yeah it's gotta be it's gotta be who was it was it creed like the early 2000s the ball dude like i need that i need that you'd really play a super bowl yeah have you not seen this clip oh look up the video it's so good if you're listening along to us just i think if you just search creed super bowl on youtube you're welcome the clip comes up because it's it is unbelievable they're electric that is that is the definition of electric that's an electric so that's what we're comparing the weekend too and

that's why people were mad that he wasn't good i I mean, to be honest, that's my ruler. That's my measuring stick. Every Super Bowl halftime show. And I didn't even watch that one live. That's just YouTube, man. I can't imagine the electricity running through my veins at Creed flying around the stadium at halftime. It's the best. It's so good, man.

If you have not seen it, go to YouTube. I just made sure. You go to youtube and you just search creed super bowl it was in 2001 unbelievable i don't want to waste 15 minutes of my life heaters only i think it's only it's only seven minutes thing is though we listened to a lot of creed back in the day mike and jim had like three creed cds i don't know how much that was my parents pushing it onto them but like creed was great i don't mind cre much that was my parents pushing it onto them but like Creed was great I don't mind Creed that much the only reason you might not want to watch it is because you would have reached the peak in your life and do you want to reach that right now

maybe not that's why people hate hated the weekend's performance it's because they're like dude Creed's performance 2001 this is a joke this is nonsense this is amateur hour right now i thought the meme that came out of it though was pretty good the meme is good there's there's so many good ones it's all just the mirror the lights yeah him stumbling through the maze just like well this is what confused me about the performance though so it started out with like that eerie like cityscape type deal and everybody's like got their social distancing on and i was like oh it's a social distance performance i get it like you can't really do that much and he's like got the front stage and he's gonna do his thing and he just

stumble dances everywhere it's not real dancing he just like falls and catches himself but then they open it up and then all these guys like rush into the middle i was like ah i guess it's not a covid performance and they don't care and like i thought it was good at rush into the middle. I was like, ah, I guess it's not a COVID performance. Then they don't care. And like, I thought it was good at the beginning. The middle when he's running around in the mirrors was like. My favorite part. See, that was my least favorite part. I was, I was, that was great. I was like, I don't know what's going on.

I'm very lost and confused. And it's perfect. But once he wants to know what's going on. So if he doesn't know what's going on, just like the performer, he feels like he's included and therefore it's a great show. it's- Ryan wants to know what's going on. So if he doesn't know what's going on, just like the performer, he feels like he's included and therefore it's a great show. I feel like they're challenging me. Do you guys remember last week

when I said I was going to go to that bar, Tropicalia? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. That is what every single person walking around Tropicalia looks like. They're all just like,

I don't know how the fuck I got here. I don't know why I'm here. What's life? Like, that's how every single person in Tropicalia looks. Sounds like we really need to go there next time. Was it? 100%. Isn't he supposed to be like, maybe I'm completely off base.

I don't know much about The Weeknd. I thought he was like supposed to like be like, not Michael Jackson, but he tried to like model his image or something off of Michael Jackson. Am I like completely wrong there? I don't know. I have never heard that. Okay. So I don't,

you're completely wrong. Whatever. Also going back to the whole COVID performance, I was like, oh, they're not going to use the field. I get it. They don't want to interact with the players.

Also, the band is on the field down to the field at the very end. I enjoyed the end of the performance. That left me liking it in the end. There you go. I liked it, honestly. All the J-Lo ones, I was like, I'm not into J-Lo that much. I was like, eh, whatever.

Burton's like, I don't like butts. I mean, I don't know. It's a whatever. He doesn't want to get into butt ones. I can't say you don't like butts, and then you start thinking about Jennifer Lopez's butt, and then you shake your head, and you're just like, eh.

That's not how this works. I'm not watching their halftime show and being like, man, I hope they shake their butt, and then it happens. I'm like, man, all right, that was worth it. I'm going to tell you right now, knowing the weekend was at halftime, I went into it hoping he was going to shake his butt.

I'm going to tell you right now. Yeah, that's what we were missing. We just needed more butt shaking from the weekend. That's what we were missing. Wasn't there a whole... I still need to look this up. This might be another Michael Jackson comment that nobody gives a crap about.

What was the whole storyline of his plastic surgery slash not plastic surgery character for his like rooks do you know more than i think i think it was i think it was for a video or something and like he was like using it like he was just like using it to like promote like it or is he like a video or like some kind of like all right i don't type thing it was like his music videos in one of his music videos he's covered in bandages like you know the hundred people that were on the field all those bandages on and that's part of like his storyline throughout his album is sort of a concept album of him telling a story of like how hollywood will change you and how like

you'll like go through plastic surgery and do all this bullcrap and then there's there's that one newer music video where he has all the plastic surgery on it's fake but he has like a fake hollywood face on and that's like him progressing it and telling a story through his music videos and stuff like that yeah there's like pictures of him out there with like black eyes and a bruised up nose and stuff without bandages on but the bandages come in or that's when they got taken off or something like that yeah yeah awesome no great performance though that's all i know all right i'm gonna share my screen because there's this commercial that came on that happened during the super bowl but then was shown during the

bachelorette too and there's a guy just a generic black guy but cory was like is that drake it's the beard dude and i thought he had a get up on with his hair for a quick glance dude this guy cory come on man dude get out of here he's talking don't worry burn will post this on our twitter if you want to see it it's the uh what the hell's his name oh my things david diggs is not jerry cory i don't know either but i have no shit was in the state farm commercial you're getting them confused yes the state farm honestly state farm commercial is one of my favorites the alexa one with michael b jordan freaking great and then there's one for the paramount one where there's this puppet that gets frostbite.

Oh, we're gonna have to amputate it. And then do the golf club. Wasn't it Jordan's piece? Just wax it off. I think it was Jordan's. Yeah, I think it was. And they're like, oh, he's gonna need more club.

It's curving to the right. And I caught that out of the corner of my eye. I was like, did they just launch a puppet like off the mountaintop? And so I had to Google like puppet frostbite superbowl commercial and

it actually popped up and i was so happy i could see it again so there was more than one result for that i would have been shocked wait so was that was that your favorite commercial then the puppet one yes because it was the one that actually made me laugh okay the drake one was great because like it's just funny the The Alexa one was like kind of creepy. Do you guys see that one? Yeah. That was probably my favorite. That was like one of the ones I saw.

I missed a lot. It's like Alexa. They're talking about like Alexa can't like the box of it can't be like any better. And then it's like in the future and you can have it in like Michael G. Michael B. Jordan. Michael G. Borden. Michael B. Jordan. B. Jordan. Michael G. Borden. Michael B. Jordan's body.

And so she's like talking to him and their husband just like keeps walking by. Like, who are you talking to? It's great. It's definitely a good one. I like, I didn't really watch many of the commercials. I was like, I was in a household that had two dogs and I was just like.

Those dogs are like three pounds, man. Come on. Bet they got to eat them. No, I wasn't at my parents' place. I was, we were with Rachel's brother, and I was just like... Those dogs are like three pounds, man. Come on. No, I wasn't at my parents' place. We were with Rachel's brother, so it was a Husky. And then it was like a Shepherd, some type of Shepherd mix. His name was Splud, though. Great dog name. Huskies suck.

Yeah, that's true. I liked the Tide commercial with Jason Alexander. On the hoodie? Yeah, when it kept changing his expression. And then at the end, he's like, take my face off. I like that one. I like the Eminem one with Daniel Levy. When they were apologizing with a bag of Eminems.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know if this was a commercial, but I know... What? If you say Michael Jackson again, I'm gonna kill you. No, no, no. the t-mobile one with uh the voice judges or the boy it was the voice i think where it's like they cut out and they don't know what they're saying gwen stefani and all them and then she like goes on a date with

uh blake shelton's face yeah blake shelton i heard like was there actually one where it was a similar concept but it was brady and gronk with the like coming back for the season was that actually a commercial i think there was a one with brady that i saw that today okay because i heard it was like the same concept and it was like gronk is in retirement and then brady is like calling him and he says like something about like enjoying retirement and like going to florida and then like i don't know like brady's talking about playing for tampa and like i hope you're enjoying retirement and something like I don't know like Brady's talking about playing for Tampa and like I hope you're enjoying retirement and something like that and then it like cuts to Gronk and like on Gronk's end it's like I'm going to Florida you should come and then it's like out of retirement or something like that and he's like what and then it just goes to Florida yeah great I know

there was a Brady commercial that got cut so there's a very high possibility that that was it good he doesn't need more money what about the uh billions what about the mila kunis ashton kutcher shaggy commercial for cheetos i thought that was funny too but that's that's been that's been like a thing though like that's been that's existed before the super bowl oh i hadn't seen that yeah i it's it's on my it's it's on my twitter feed every day i don't know if my tweet tweet, if Twitter just knows I love me the Kunis or something. No, no, you're just tweeting about Cheetos 24-7. Yeah, I know my Twitter's very Cheeto heavy

and maybe that's what's happening. Wait, wait. It's been on my feed like every week. Regular Cheetos or hot Cheetos? Flame and hot Cheetos. Don't even say hot Cheetos. If you're choosing regular Cheetos over flame and hot Cheetos, youamin' Hot. Flamin' Hot Cheetos, boy. Don't even say Hot Cheetos. If you're choosing regular Cheetos over Flamin' Hot Cheetos, you're a psycho, and I don't like you.

I will say, I will say Puff Cheeto Puffs, special place in the heart. That's where, I'm always going to love. They make Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puffs. Those hit the spot. They're so good. They make Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puffs? Yes. I saw them at the Walmart near me.

It's great. Only the Amish people make them. Drumming up business over in Lancaster. Hey, they put the ads on the Super Bowl. I repeat them. That's how it works. You loser. Moral of the story,

go see Creed in 2001 performance. Yes. If there's one thing you take away from this podcast. Put it in the bio. Search. Put it in the bio. Go search. Put it in the bio.

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