It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 45: Santa Clause is the Jeff Bezos of the North Pole (Christmas Draft)

Episode Date: December 15, 2021

Christmas is soon, so we are saying everything we hate about it. We are doing our usual draft of anything Christmas related but also picking something we would want to be removed from the holiday. Zak lets his colors show as he apparently hates everything about Christmas, Ruxx gets into talking about bouncy houses that look like vaginas, and Bryan rants about his hair color for some reason. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on Social Media! and Find Other Places to Listen!

uh what color is my hair what color is your hair brown it's not a trick question what what color is my hair okay zach okay thank you i was told by four girls this weekend that i have black hair whoa humble brag i'm just saying no i'm just saying because the number of like they are all in agreement it's like it not at all i'll say i'll say when it's how blind you i'll say when it's short it doesn't it when it's short it looks more black but like i've seen you with full flow long hair and you definitely have brown hair fair yes but like i feel like you can tell between very dark black brown hair and like black hair like it's completely different i don't know that bothered me i just

needed to i need to confirm from you guys that I'm not being crazy. That bothered... Dude, talking to four chicks at one time bothered you, Brad Guy? God damn, man. No, man. Make me feel colorful. Humble boy over here. Stop it. Brian's like, I treated them all with respect. Does this really bother you?

Is this something that's been taking up headspace for you yeah yes because it's it's it's i he's getting so hard to get even fucking talk right now when i was a baby i had blonde hair for like good like a month. And that was it. You don't go from having blonde hair as a child to going full jet black. So one, no. Two, I don't know. Girls in colors are dumb. They're always just like, they think colors are different. And it's like, no, that's definitely just green.

They're like, no, but there's shades of this and there. No, just call it green. You don't need to make this that complicated. You heard it first. Is that just me me you heard it here first people girls and colors are dumb groundbreaking i'll stand by that no there's something about like girls have more cones or rods or whatever in their eyes so they can see colors differently than guys and it causes a lot of problems in my life i can fucking tell man you're getting getting sweaty over there dude no but like if someone told zacky his black hair like how confused would she be i mean i wouldn't be confused i would just say no you're wrong i

just call them an idiot yeah move on. I wouldn't be confused. I wouldn't take it to a podcast and talk about it. Yeah. But when four people pile on, you're like, all right, maybe I'm the one. Bro, that's called flirting because they have nothing else to talk. It's an easy way. They also touch your hair and then touch your arm immediately after they say, oh, my gosh, your hair is black.

And you're like, Brian's like sweating. He's like, it's not black. It's brown. He's like, it's not black, it's brown. He's like, stop, I'm sweaty, I'm so nervous. That's called flirting, my guy. It was not in that context at all. And then just on air, this man's complaining. Yeah, four girls piled up on me.

Dude, relax, Brad guy. Oh my gosh. This guy's just humble bragging. You're actually on the wrong part of the story. This guy's just humble bragging out here all right i should have left out some of the details on that i'm just saying my hair is brown for the record we have it on record everybody burns hair is black cue the music no it is wednesday my dudes

that was a stupid intro welcome back to episode of it's wednesday my dudes episode 40 something i don't remember uh gonna be a quick one but we're doing a christmas draft got uh chris coming up obviously so our own twist on it though though, as Zach has always done, throw some experiences in there. But then also we're drafting something we want to get rid of from Christmas. So I hope you guys have some hot takes on that because I have a couple good ones. I wish we just did five things we wanted to remove from Christmas. Could have crushed that.

Hey, we can change the rules. Number two, Thanksgiving. Number three, Jesus. Number two, Thanksgiving. Number three, Santa. Corey's out starting his beauty YouTube channel, so we got Rooks. Hello. We got Zach. Yay. All right.

Real subdued across the board. I said hello. I was trying to remember a Polo G lyric, but I couldn't off the top of my head from the new album. Yo, the hardest, the hardest line from the whole album. Okay. Well, I forgot what song it is. I made it when I was pregame in this past weekend. I took a picture of my friend's cat.

My caption was the was the line selling white like Taylor swift is the hardest thing i've ever heard in my life like that's so tough he also has another line another song it's like i was on the corner pushing that demi lovato which is like fuck it like that's like more fucked up because it's like yeah she's od'd like five times but still hard but selling white like taylor swift stamp on that album like the hardest line in the whole thing bars sorry so zach how was week i was good we did a trolley work trolley on friday and fellas i have a gift like the bar no it's oh i i forget trolleys aren't a thing in other areas basically you rent like a san francisco cable car kind of trolley but it's not obviously

on a cable car someone drives it and it's all decorated for christmas and you rent it for three hours it can hold 30 people and then you hit you can have it stop it as many bars as you want across the city is it like on wheels or is it like on a track no it's on wheels it's it's basically like a big it's basically it just looks like a trial it has like just benches in it and uh yeah you just bring your own alcohol and you can drink so that was fun um but anyway i have a gift and that is i am the greatest aux cord dj player on the face of the earth i was tasked with creating the playlist for this event no hold on hold on quick question yeah did someone ask you to do this or did you just take on the burden yourself and say oh you guys i have to make this playlist fucking fire like i got everybody and then during the

party you're like don't talk to me i'm djing right now this is a huge deal like is that what happened no we all had a role to play so it was our team organized as a team of five and we each had our role and i volunteered to be the dj role so to put the playlist together so i put it together and the hardest part about any party is playing the first song because we were in the trolley it was quiet everyone was kind of mumbling to each other like talking in their groups we weren't really drunk yet so uh everyone like knows each other but doesn't really know each other so i had to ease us in and buddy by the third by in between the second and the third bar i was just ripping heaters i pulled out some classics i played uh lizzie mcguire this is what dreams are made of banger

immediately followed by down with j sean and lil wayne banger uh it was just it was just unbelievable got several compliments people were like yo zach where is this playlist i'm like i'm sorry i have apple music they're like fuck you for having apple music but i guess like that's okay um but yeah that was great it was uh we had a good time um saturday went to my friend's house for a get to friendsgiving get together we did a secret santa i my contribution was a lego huh you said friendsgiving it was like a friendsgiving slash christmas thing because we didn't we should get together for friendsgiving but we couldn't i was like it's december you know what you know what one thing i want to get rid of from Christmas?

It's Friendsgiving. I mean, you shouldn't see that coming. Sorry to interrupt. No, it's all right. I brought two heater items. So we had to bring like an appetizer and a Secret Santa gift. I brought a taco 12-pack. So I literally felt similar to the person in the commercial who walks into a party

and then everyone stands up and screams, hey, this guy's got tacos. What a cool guy. I want to be friends with him. That's how I felt walking into my friend's apartment or friend's place. Then I also bought brought for Secret Santa a Lego Star Wars X-Wing ages nine and plus. That's pretty sweet. 400 pieces. And me and my friend who won it or got it proceeded to put it together in the middle of his

sitting cross-legged in the middle of his living room floor. Respect. Yeah. Only way to do it. Yeah. So yeah, it was good.

And then Sunday just kind of chilled and relaxed. So I'm going to give my weekend five stepped on Lego pieces. Solid weekend. It was good. it was solid built character it sounds painful yeah bright guy how was your weekend small oh thanks rooks oh sorry to interrupt going back to taco bell so woke up trying to do some crypto shopping on saturday i was like it's super early i've literally never had Taco Bell breakfast. And I always wanted to go to have Taco Bell breakfast.

And I've tried so many times to have Taco Bell breakfast. And I can never get Taco Bell breakfast. So I tried to get Taco Bell breakfast. Two Taco Bells. Still, one was closed. One, the drive-thru just wasn't open. And the other one ended up being a KFC Taco Bell where they don't serve breakfast. So my quest to get Taco Bell breakfast has just always been thwarted over and over and over again so started

out the weekend horribly it's just not meant to be but had a also went christmas shopping bought pretty much nothing so that was great so sorry family i don't have a lot of gifts for you um and then at a concert on Saturday night that I was like I don't feel like going so I was just gonna sit on the couch and like not and just like bail on it but then I checked online it was like canceled like three months ago and I was like all right cool I don't feel bad for bailing on my own plans because like it was already planned for me um so that worked out and then i finally booked my first airbnb for traveling next year so raleigh is booked i'll be there in april for a month then dc for a month that's already planned and then i'm trying to figure out a new york city place after that but new york city is expensive

yes sir that was rough oh and, and then UFC was on Saturday. Bruh, did you guys watch any of it? I just saw that Nunez went down. Just crazy. Go back to the Airbnb thing. Just stay with the Compatellos. In Raleigh? No, in New York.

Just stay in New Jersey. I do not want to stay with the mob boss. That's how you get in with the mob boss. Are you kidding me? That'd be so tough. You know they would whip up shit every day for you. Dude, I would come back 50 pounds heavier. It would not be good.

They have a gym in the basement, too. 50 pounds of muscle, my guy. I've seen that gym. Kristen Coppitella uses that gym. She is not... Yeah, and she's swole as fuck. You're about to say she is not jacked. No.

That would be weird, also. I don't like old people. I feel like I've said that before. Whoa, shots fired. That would be very awkward. Just let it be known Brian said that, Mr. and Mrs. Compitella. I do not think you're old at all. I'm on Zach's side here. What an asshole. They're great. they're definitely old

though i wouldn't want to live with them for a month i wouldn't want to leave any any my friend's parents for a month they're great but they are old though i mean just has to say you can say both things they're both true but anyways uh ufc though yeah amanda nunez got went down to juliana pena who uh wore like a t-shirt there's always the joke that like there's never been a woman's fighter that like actually wins fights that like wears the t-shirt the underarm yeah and she honestly like kind of destroyed her it was she was a negative 4 000 underdog which is like it's not as big as hollyholm ron rousey but it was like right next to it on odds. That's the thing.

I was talking to my roommate about it. Anybody that bet on Nunez was probably livid because to win money off of her winning, you had to have probably bet so much that you just lost racks. During the fights

they were talking about, they always talk about the biggest bet they find on DraftKings or like the biggest bet they find on like draft kings or whatever someone bet three hundred thousand dollars on a man in newness to win and he would have won 325 000 but that's only that's waging 300k to get 25k it's not worth it so that dude's pissed um so though all the fights top bottom were sick, it was great card made up for the concert that I didn't go to that was already canceled that I kind of bailed on anyways. So solid weekend. I give it zero Taco Bell breakfast items because I'm still sad about that. I don't, I don't know why you're, why you're jumping on Taco Bell breakfast, man.

I just, who doesn't like, like brunch tacos. They're great. And like, I like Taco Bell. So I just want to try it. But like, I've literally tried to go to talk about like eight different times.

And they always like, yeah, we're kind of out or it's closed or it's a KFC version. They don't have it. So over time, Jesus. All right. How's the week? had a pretty solid time um on friday went to see son holo 9 30 club absolutely slapped my dick off great great great show um he like it was just a great if anybody doesn't know san jolo san jolo like he djs but he also plays guitar and does other shit he did bernie did the classic give the guitar away um okay i

was gonna ask because he did it when i saw him he performed two oh also listen to me be the dumbest person on this planet i bought tickets for this he played two nights in a row i bought tickets for fucking Saturday we have a group of like 15 people and we walk up and I'm the last person they're like yeah this ticket's not working I was dude what the fuck like I had the ticket like I bought it I go he was like you have to go to the uh the little office I show her a ticket she goes yeah um that's for tomorrow it's like what i look at my phone it's literally for the next day i was like i'm i'm the dumbest bitch that's ever existed holy fuck so i had to

buy another ticket for that i mean thank god i could actually get in but like holy shit that sucks but yeah i i drank way too much before leaving. Big time. Big time. What's the word? Antagonizers. When you get someone else to do something. Instigators. Instigators.

Or enablers, one of the two. Big time. I mean, we had like 12 people in this apartment. And I brought the perfect amount for me. And then I finished it. And then with five minutes left on the shot clock you know everyone's just chucking up shots left and right and the first two openers i can't really tell you anything about the next thing i know son holo is walking onto the stage so i was like whoa that was great and then halfway through the set i was like oh shit there were two openers.

What were they like? No answer. But show was great. Show was awesome. Then geared up Saturday because guess what? Your boy went to another show. That was fire. Went to Chris Lake.

Zach got to hear Drug From God live, which was fantastic. Oh, my. It was his opener oh my god um so good we we went first off my friend's cat if anybody saw it on the snap my friend's kitten its name is zuko it only has one eye which is so it's like perfect. Apparently, this cat's litter mate, like little brother, when they were sucking the mama's teat, one of them sucked Zuko's eye out of his fucking face because he thought it was like a nipple. How fucking insane is that?

You know how much suction you got to get to a fucking eyeball out of a fucking socket? Oh my God. i did not need to know that my man wanted them nipples man anyway um but yeah we pre-gamed got to meet zuko which was dope um we went with two people this couple that came with us i had never met this couple The girl is, I want to say, 6'4", and her boyfriend is 6'8". They walk in. This girl, she's about to hit me with a post hook and dunk on me. Dude, she's huge. And then my two boys that I'm with, Mendy's 5'9", and then he says it's like 5'7".

I can't even imagine how y'all feel right now. Oh my God. This girl's about to pipe the ball on us. But yeah, they were huge. I was in the middle and the show was great. The show was fantastic. This one was much more composed with it. Didn't remember everything.

It was a really, really good show. And during the show, at some point, I went up to the huge dude, and I looked at him. I was like, I think you're the tallest person I've ever talked to. And he was like, cool, man. And I was like, you're endless. Yeah, he doesn't get that a lot. Yeah.

I was like, you're fucking huge. You're 6'8". And then somebody yanked me, and somebody was like, shut the fuck up. And I was like, yeah, that's probably a good idea. Dude, as someone who's not. It's probably 15 minutes of that.'s someone who's not six eight but is usually taller than most people in the room like and i when i get that and like oh man like you're huge i'm just like uh thanks oh we're going for we're going full circle now zach's humble bragging

in here okay but just like it just like it's so hard fucking six four doors oh my god dude being six four is so tough man fuck eat a dick sack rep out 225 and then come talk to me um but yeah then yeah concert booster on sunday felt fucking terrible obviously because two concerts in a row, booster for COVID. It's a perfect cocktail for feeling like dog shit. But overall, great weekend. I'm going to give it two big confetti pops, because towards the end of both shows, they

drop and they do a big confetti, everyone's happy and everyone's a happy camper. That's why I'm going to give it. Got the Vegas going on. Exactly. It was a great time. Oh, that's dope though. I didn't know the San Holo show was at the 930 Club. I love that venue a lot.

It's super tiny. I had never been to 930 Club, ever. I realized before we were going, I was asking people, I was like, what shows have I been to with you guys in DC? Because I don't think I had never been to 9 30 club ever i i realized like before we were going i was asking people i was like what shows have i been to with you guys in dc because i don't think i've ever been to 9 30 and i the only thing that bugged me was everyone kept talking it's a dope venue it's so cool like it's really intimate and like it's set up really cool it's just small everyone kept talking about the fucking espresso bar everyone yo the coolest thing about it is there's an espresso bar i was like i don't give a shit about that and like granted yeah like

backstory i don't drink coffee but like why like i'm i'm never gonna go to a concert and be like yeah you guys i actually need to go get an espresso really quickly like if y'all could just give me five minutes to go uh and i'll get my you come back with a really tiny cup you're just holding that in the crowd like bro i don't give a fuck about that i'm at fucking san jolo dude but 9 30 club is really sweet it was a really good time that's dope though yeah good venue all right zach you have one duty every podcast where we do draft are Are you ready? Yeah, I'm going to free ball it, though.

What am I going to do? Don't make me first. I've been first the last, like, two drafts. Brian, me, Rooks. Okay. Perfect. Well, okay. If we want to start it off.

And this is anything Christmas related, right? We get four pros of Christmas. Anything Christmas related. Pro, pro, like, yeah pro i can't even talk for christmas good things one thing you want to remove yes okay love it and uh also this is not biased towards any other holiday shout out hanukkah shout out kwanzaa we just don't celebrate those fair yes we'll next year we'll do a special Festivus draft. Yeah. And one of us will convert. And then that might be a little too far.

We'll figure it out. All right. Starting off. I'll try to be normal just to not take us off the rails immediately. But every good Christmas, you got to decorate. But most decorations, pretty stupid tinsel dumb christmas tree overrated uh elf on the shelf really stupid anything else like all the little santa stuff around stupid pointless waste of money my kids are not getting an elf on the shelf i don't care how many of their little kids like classmates are like oh the elf doesn't

come to your house i'm like nah the elf doesn't come santa knows where we are and i'm watching you i know when you destroy the christmas spirit 100 elf on the shelf dumb because you got to move it i'm already set now cookies and stuff for santa on the new year's or christmas eve i tell you how to find a new place for this elf everything and do crazy ruses to keep it interesting my kids will know how to work a video recording security cameras with all the technology they'll grow up with they'll be able to catch me instantly moving this moving this elf on the shelf exactly it's pointless decorations are dumb except for go ahead christmas lights that's what i'm drafting off the board first christmas lights are great i've had

them up for like three years straight they just just never come down because like, why would you? It's the best part. The best part of a Christmas tree is that it's lit up. If you didn't have lights on Christmas tree, they'd be stupid. So it's the best part of Christmas. It gets the vibes going. I don't care if everything's red and green. It's the like sort of not bright lights in the corner.

That's like cascading over everything. Also, they were invented in 1882 by a dude named edward hibbard johnson don't know why i know that but i found it on the internet i spent two seconds yo could you imagine my only real fun fact i was like could you imagine if he named if we named him like them after his last name be like oh like help me put the johnsons up outside like the christmas johnsons are gonna be hung up instead of the christmas lights the hibberds yeah it'd be more fun i feel like we should get that going all right great pick off this is a solid number one all right my first pick some decoration uh my first pick is still not being able to sleep on christmas christmas

eve night i don't care how old you are i don't care if you live by yourself you is still not being able to sleep on christmas christmas eve night i don't care how old you are i don't care if you live by yourself you're still not living with your parents uh i can't sleep on christmas eve night i don't know what it is i get the excitement of waking up early in the morning clearly no the presents are already under the tree santa definitely not coming uh but hey uh still can't sleep i take a lot of melatonin usually i mix my cocktail of nyquil and melatonin to get me going doesn't work on christmas tonight uh maybe it's the magic of christmas that uh just allows me to stay up so uh yeah i think it's like a weird feeling as much as i try to go to sleep i never do and then i always end up waking it kind of paired with this always end up waking up at

like 5 a.m and just sitting by the tree waiting for my parents to get up and i'm a 27 year old man picture zach under the tree which is like a cocktail of nyquil and melatonin just like half chugged like on the floor just sitting there like shaking waiting for people to get up it's gonna literally even sleeping problems man i mean you're like if you stay awake during that much uh that much stuff that's supposed to put you to sleep you you're going to look like a crackhead in the morning. You're just going to be twitching and hallucinating and shit. Exactly. But I respect it. Not good for your body. Absolutely not. No.

I agree, though. It was like two Christmases ago. We had Christmas in Pittsburgh. And I woke up at like 3 a.m. for some reason and just couldn't go back to sleep. So I just binged four movies on Netflix and then got up and went and opened presents. So I had to hit a fat nap at 2 p.m.

right after everything was done. I agree. I think those are two really good choices off the bat. Not going to lie. Thank you. All right, so ruin it with your third choice. Oh, that's the plan. All right.

A lot of years, right? The memes always come out. Like, Mariah Carey's back. Oh, there's all these fucking bullshit songs and all the usual stuff. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, who was a little loser anyway. No one cares about him.

There's all these songs. There's one song. I don't care who you are. I don't care. Don't say Pitbull. i don't care who you are i don't care don't say people i don't care what the situation is there's one song that is always a guaranteed slapper and you know what that is feliz navidad feliz navidad is an absolutelapper that gets no credit I'm taking it in the first round

Because it's a banger Please tell me Every Christmas song That plays There's always one person in the room That doesn't fuck with it There's at least one person that's like This isn't really my thing

Feliz Navidad Is like Mabo number five. Okay? Everyone loves it. It's always going to bang. It's timeless. And just the different renditions of it, too, are all good. I've heard a slowed down version.

I've heard fucking EDM versions of it. The unstripped version. The stripped version. It's always an absolute slapper police navi dodds my number one pick coming off the board because it's just it's like the nutty barman or nutty buddy it just never misses it never misses you're selling me and then you compare it to an awful like an awful tree but absolute slapper i love it get a mariachi band to come in, sing it too. Just live.

Oh, too good. Dude, that's the dream right there. It does not get better than that. Second, it may or may not be on the list for the next holiday party. No spoilers though.

Second pick. Okay. I'm going with the Home Alone trilogy. I'm taking all of them. Fuck you guys. The trilogy? You sure you want the third one? Go for it.

So fun fact about me. I saw the third one first. Fun fact. He was left home alone. His parents were on a flight and he murdered two burglars. Exactly. But the third one was actually the first one I watched. The one we had on vhs and i watched that one and then like from like my memory you know what i mean so the first one i remember watching i probably saw

the other two ones but like couldn't register what's happening that was the first one i saw and then i started and i saw the other two great series first off like the bullying that this kid goes through from every angle of this family alone is reason to just love the movie they've been fought like and this is this is like the beauty of those movies at that time is like oh we need to make you feel bad for this kid everyone's gonna fucking hate him every member of his family is gonna make fun of him and call him a piece of shit for the first five minutes of the movie like how the fuck how they have this many people in their family doesn't he like end up getting like like they didn't even have enough pizza for him or some shit how does this happen when you have 15 people in the household how are

we doing this anyway fun fact that airbnb is or you can uh the house is in chicago and i've driven past it and you can now rent it they are they're offering it for one night as an airbnb holy shit oh yeah how much though uh i don't know but they fly out of o'hare airport they uh i don't think they're the pizza place i ordered from little nero's pizza i don't think that's an actual pizza place at least i've never heard of it. But big Chicago vibes. Shout out. Big Chicago vibes. But love the movies.

They're great. And then, yeah, just the Saw-like torture that this child puts two grown adults through is, you know, I'm like, I always like the thought that this movie is a Saw origin story. You know, in the beginning, he goes through all the bullying and all this shit. And then he's just like, I'm fucking up everyone's life forever. You know, like, I wish that's the angle they took it with. But hey, we got we got a little bit of it. I'll take it. Absolutely banger.

Including the third one. The third one's like probably the worst, but it was the first one for me. So. But I'm taking the Home Alone trilogy. It's my second pick to kick off round two uh i'd even think to draft movies to be honest so i might have to like a rethink what there's some good ones there's there's one that i'm there i have one more on my list that i know no one's gonna pick so i'm gonna save it for later just friends the best christmas

oh i might but that's not what i'm drafting something to my list what i'm don't even burn don't even think about it don't even think about drafting are you talking about are you taking a guess at what i'm gonna draft because i'll fucking kill you if you draft what i'm gonna draft there's there's movies that we would always watch on christmas that i'm remembering right now got it okay. Okay. Okay. Continue. Sorry. Sorry. Uh, my next graphic kind of relates to what you were talking about. Brian, big Christmas lights guy.

My next draft pick is using looking at Christmas lights as a date option, uh, in. Oh, so when it gets to the winter season, everyone knows it turns to personality season, right?

And for those of you don't know, personality scissors, we get off of hot boy, boy hot girl summer showing off our rock hard bots gets a little colder out in the midwest and the north so you got to put on layers and don't get wrong i love layers as much as the next guy you put on your sweatshirts your peak coats your scarves but with that you can't be showing off your rock and hop hard bod as much so you got to have your personality shine through and you know attract attract the uh the individuals that way with that being said it's cold not much to do pandemic has shut things down don't know if things are open and closed don't know what you can touch what you can't touch like do i want to touch this bowling ball not really uh so you know what's

a great idea let's go see the fucking christ lights, whether that's zoo lights at Lincoln Park Zoo, at the Morton Arboretum. I'm sure you guys have zoo lights hung up. You know what that day costs? That day costs maybe some gas to get there, a bag of Swiss Miss hot chocolate that you can make in your apartment, and then like some fucking Baileys.

And then you can just walk around, get a little toasty, and see the lights it's cheap it's efficient women love it i men love it i enjoy it as long as it's not too cold and then normally that turns into just hanging out afterwards so you spend a little money or a little pizza afterwards and watch a little home alone maybe it's perfect i'm gonna go using christmas lights as a date idea or as a date option i you brought me back around because i thought you meant just like we'll go like through the neighborhood and like

find the best ones or there's like a street that usually goes all out i thought that's what you meant i was like that's so boring i hate when my family tries to do that but go into like the zoo or arboretum or something yeah better that i'm on board again going to an actual like display where you get to walk around and yeah yeah much solid choice all right i'm gonna save the one i thought of a second ago for for next i think but i'm gonna draft not christmas break the day before and the day after christmas break because you do absolutely nothing it's pretty much just an unofficial extra day off on both ends of it and like it's the best part of it because there's the anticipation and there's like the come back down and like telling stories from

vacation like you literally do nothing at work you just kind of sit there and hang out for the first time in like a year because like i don't know um and it's the best because like once you're already on vacation you're like all right vacation the clock's ticking i have to get back at some point but like you're still at work just enjoying not doing anything and you feel very like guilt-free so best part of it last day of school for a christmas break always great first day back from christmas break at school literally didn't do anything and just kind of like talk to people and like ignored teachers so like those are the best parts fuck you no it's good and then i'm saying i'm saying that's it's like very close to i was like my one of my picks so now it's off my i was gonna say the first day back is a little i don't think

i don't know if you necessarily do nothing. I think the dread of that... Because the holidays are over. So you're in January, which is arguably the worst month of the year. And you're just kind of... I definitely agree the day before is fun. The day after, I guess, I think now that we're working is... When you look at it from that lens, I agree. But I think every day is like that now

it's kind of covid you're working from home like every like it's i don't know yeah but it's still like no one's done anything for two weeks so it's like you probably don't have a ton of emails what i and everyone knows you're just gonna catch up on email so no one expects anything you do get to get your fits off though with what you got for christmas and just get your fix off and you just say like oh like what did you get like i got these tough you know fucking jenko jeans and this you know urban pipeline flannel like betty what do you think of that toots and she's like oh my gosh she's like i'm filing an hr complaint against you what the fuck she's like is your hair black or brown i hate you guys um so back to movies because i forgot that's part of this and i can't let this one go back in the day back like 2004 maybe when this came out i forget i'm gonna fact check this

we'd always get christmas presents on Christmas Eve, but it was only one. You'd only get to pick one random thing from under the tree, or my parents would specifically take this one. And they would always, for a couple years in a row, give us a specific series of movies. And it was the original trilogy of Spider-Man, Tobey Maguire. Oh my fucking god my those three movies and i'll just sprinkle it was x-men in between because they didn't come out every year but that original trilogy of spider-man movies we watched on christmas eve for like six years in a row because we'd watch like the one from the year before if there wasn't a new one released and

man it was the best because like there's a million like superhero out now, but back then it was like there's a really bad Superman movie and then an okay, maybe X-Men movie and then Spider-Man. And there's nothing else. So, peak cinema, Tobey Maguire. We appreciate him more now than we did then. Still great movies. Not quite, actually, Christmas movies. The first one, though, is actually a thanksgiving movie so it's close enough i guess i mean one scene they have at thanksgiving yeah thanksgiving movie oh

yeah and then i mean to be fair in our christmas draft you drafted thanksgiving so it only makes sense to do the inverse you know yeah exactly time is a flat circle all right rooks or not rooks third okay uh my next one is using the nba on christmas to avoid family time so if you go if you go to see your family maybe you wake up you know this is not you know you wake up open with your immediate family open gifts stockings have a little breakfast little momos in the morning little bms little bloody marys not Rooks, I know that's what you were thinking. But so you get, and then you realize, oh man, I have to go to my grandparents' house out in the suburbs of Chicago, and I don't really want to talk with them and answer the same questions they ask, you know, every single day or every time I go over there. So you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to watch Bucks-Knicks at about 2 p.m. and gamble my face off and may use that as an excuse

to not talk to anybody. And when they ask me, Zach, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm watching the game. And then the next question is, how's the game going? And then I'm set. I don't have to leave. So as long as you sprinkle in a little time spent with the family, get a couple interactions, hey, how you doings.

Maybe go to the bathroom on your way to the bathroom and say, hey, what's up? Everything good? Then you can watch basketball for the rest of the day. And it's on from like 11 a.m. to fucking midnight. So you've got plenty of time to ignore your family by watching the game. So that's my third pick. Question.

Yes. How short of Christmas activities do you do in the morning that you're already like moving out at 11 a.m.? It's not somewhere. It's not 11. But like it's we probably go to my grandparents at like two. But OK. You know, it takes. I mean, the problem is now when I was little, I could play Xbox because we had we had a house.

Now my parents are staying in my apartment where I have three rooms, one of which being my bedroom, the main area. And I can't just rip Halo while my parents are on the couch next to me. Why not? Hey, teach them. So we have to, you know. So that's what makes it a little more complicated. So that's why I got you.

Okay. Love it. Hating family. So that's why I got you. Okay. Love it. Hating family. Off the board. No one else is the option. You just have it as the option. And I just take advantage of the option. Brian's like, damn it. You took my pick.

I wanted to shit on my dad on this podcast again. No, my dad on Christmas is great. He just sits in the corner and just like smiles, nods. He wears a Santa hat the whole time. Very festive. Grows out the beard. Looks kind of like nods. He wears a Santa hat the whole time. Very festive. Grows out the beard. Looks kind of like Santa Claus. I'm on board.

Oh my God. All right. So I got a little back to back action here. I don't know if anybody else's family does this. I think it's been multiple years now. My family always sees a movie on christmas like we always go to the movie theaters on christmas and it's absolutely it's a great time every time first off there's always for the most part there's always big releases around there so like it was like two

years in a row we saw like star wars like not premiere but it was out like that week you know what i mean or something like that and same it's great to like we're all together and my mom gets my mom gets all jacked up there's this one theater in virginia that we go to that has like a full bar before we go in and my mom is just like we need to get there like hour and a half early solid drink before we go like my mom gets all just like hyped up and excited for it and shit it's great um and then like i don't know there's in my opinion there are a few things that beat just being super buzzed and being in a full theater that has like the recliners and everything and then after a long day of being with family you know just

decompressing with a nice solid flick and some some boozy it's like it's kind of it's kind of you know it's a it's one of my it's honestly one of my favorite parts about christmas if i didn't if i didn't have two heater picks before this it'd be it'd be up there but um at least navidad takes president takes precedent going to movies your family is just your parents paying for all the food because i'm not gonna pay 20 bucks for popcorn but amy sure is i mean i never say no nah i mean that is true she like she like gets worked up she picks up the tab it's a great time if you're buying candy at the movie theater you're a psycho popcorn and the big pop though essential like i want the movie theater popcorn

like they could be like this cost 25 and be like fine i'm good with it give me the large load that up with butter give me a large large Sprite and we're, we're rocking a roll. I'm going to pee halfway through this bitch, but we're okay. But all I was going to say is I'm out on the popcorn, popcorn. I don't,

I always eat way too much of it. And then I got a dookie during the film. How much popcorn are you eating to have to poop during the, I don't know. I don't know what it is, but popcorn makes me dookie. I don't know i don't know what it is but popcorn makes me dookie i don't know why oh my god go ahead bright guy oh i was gonna say um i've been spoiled because in high school we had a movie theater on the military base near us and movie tickets were two dollars

popcorn was two dollars and a drink was 150 so.50. So I'm used to spending like $7.50 for a ticket, a popcorn and a drink. And then you go to a real movie theater and it's like 13 bucks for a ticket, like seven for a drink and like seven for popcorn. It's like, ugh. Worth it. Not about it, no.

So worth it. That's your dinner. Just treat that as your dinner. It's unlimited refills. Where else can you get dinner for $7? It takes you like an hour and a half to eat like all that faster and actually be full though and you get a free refill on your way out you bring it in the car bring it on the way home with you buddy you're doing the movies wrong man

i want to teach you how to do the movies right the worst is the worst is the fucking like meals they have now are like 18 it's like chicken tenders and fries. And those chicken tenders are straight Tyson frozen bag ass throw them in the microwave for five minutes as shit. When I saw Shang-Chi, I saw it in theaters. In my movie theater, it was like you could order

before the movie and then you tell them your seat number and so they'll come in and bring you your food. There's one row right as the movie's starting. It's an entire row of people, and they're discussing orders as they're handing. The movie's starting, awesome-ass intro where all the backstory of one of the main characters of the movie is getting aired out, and the whole basis of this entire film. And all I hear is, did you get the chicken chicken tenders or did you get the hot dog it's

like oh my god like why the fuck number one label these fucking things why are you coming in the movie theater and chirping like just fucking label them and hand them out to these dumb ass people it was i'm not kidding there were four guys that came out with just boxes on their arms like i'm gonna fuck all you up if you don't shut up. Sorry. Little tangent. My next pick, which is a slapper as well. I'm going with the Christmas tree Reese's, baby. There are a few candies that get the ratio as correct as the christmas tree reese's the christmas tree reese's ratio is fucking it's a piece of art like it's just chef's kiss whoever came up with that give him a raise give him a bj i don't care they earned it absolutely delicious i like zach was talking about every time

zach was talking about like candy in the movie theater. I don't ever get candy in the movie theater, but Christmas, you know what I'm taking in? I'm taking in 500 of these fucking Christmas tree Reese's in my fucking pockets. I'm walking in. I'm Napoleon Dynamite with a little side pocket of tater tots, except mine is just full of Reese's.

They're so good. I absolutely love them. Quick, quick tier list of the trees, the eggs, and the pumpkins. Trees, one. Trees, I mean, am I tiering it, or

am I going one, two, three? Just rank it. Sorry, rank it. Trees first. I like the eggs a lot, so eggs, two. Pumpkins, three. Eggs, trees, pumpkins. first i like the eggs a lot so eggs two pumpkins three eggs trees pumpkins oh wait it's just like 95 peanut butter it's it's it's close to the ratio but i just think i think that the trees got it down pat i think the trees have the perfect ratio but that's my was that fourth number four pick four you. All right.

My fourth pick of things that are pro about Christmas is ignoring the Salvation Army Santa. Now I want to put this out there. I big fan of charity. Most charitable guy I ever meet give to offering whenever I go to church. Love. I give the goodwill all the time. Big fan of charity. However,

it is not Christmas until i walk by the salvation army santa with no cash in my pocket and shuffle my way past him as i go into the grocery store and that man rings his bell just a little bit louder as i walk in and a little bit louder as i walk out um it's just the holiday spirit and i know it's about giving but i buddy i got no cash on me you get that memo app i probably will still ignore you but at least it'd be more likely i'd be feel even guiltier if you have the memo or the or a quick pay so again big charity guy love charity love giving a charity but again it's not christmas until you walk by the salvation army santa and he gives you the the merry christmas you dick for not putting anything in there what a scrooge that you picked ignoring santa and ignoring your family

both again it's the option uh to ignore my family i'm just thankful that it's there and the every i would bet you all of our viewers and sloppy janes and sloppy joes the vast majority of them if we win a percentage of time you've walked by the salvation army bucket and in donations versus not people are batting way below 150 i'm guessing oh wait way below no less than everyone's under 100 exactly are you kidding me but it feels like christmas i don't think i've ever given them money yeah there's no change on me me and bernard batting zero over here well fucking pitcher man jesus bringing the average down all right oh do i have two back to back dang it yeah your your good and your thing you remove my last good one zach you mentioned it earlier. I'm just going to draft personality season as a whole.

Love that. Putting on five pounds of fat just because you can, because everyone is. Look, the average weight of everyone in America goes up by five pounds, so everyone can put on five pounds. You're still going to be thinner than everyone else or more in shape than everyone else or whatever. My fat uncle puts on five pounds. I put on five pounds.

I'm still good so i feel good uh personality season's great loves me some hoodies uh some sweatpants just staying inside being cold snows out snow's great everything about it's great um yeah it just works out well my mom makes for like hundreds of cookies too so that's all i eat for about like four days once again it hurts burns just body bag and family members dude my fat ass uncle he's so fucking fat jesus man i don't i literally don't have an uncle come to christmas so i picked somebody that like doesn't exist so body cover my bases i'm like zach over here body bagging your hypothetical family exactly i'll do that all day so uh the people i hang out with this this weekend

we're talking about like the drama from the holiday party and they're like oh you didn't talk about on the podcast i was like we're not trying to like come on here and just like trash all of our friends i was like we'll make fun of hypothetical people all day talk about lizabeth warren and cum gutters last week all about it or people we're never gonna meet she's not hypothetical but like it's like i'm not gonna put like so elizabeth warren very much exists but yeah you know what i mean though i'm gonna try to not yell about my family i'll'll save that for later. Last pick, though, before I say this one, I was looking up Christmas stuff on my work computer because I was like, I don't know.

I need ideas. They have a category blocked on my computer called other religion. I don't know what that entails. What? But the website was like Christmas something dot dot com that's like i don't why is this inappropriate i don't know it was strange but oh okay the one thing i'm going to remove from christmas which i have three so i need to pick one specifically um i'm getting rid of white santa and also white jesus at the same time because uh culturally both incorrect uh jesus very much middle eastern guy needs some darker

hair he's not blonde and like from south carolina uh and then also santa from the freaking middle of the north pole like he looked like a native, like Alaska, upper Canada kind of guy. He looks like a dude from Florida who's just like retired. Just doesn't make sense. He's always red. Looks like sunburned. He's up in the North Pole. What are we doing?

Jesus. We got to get these right. And like also shout out. We have white Santa. There's always like black Santa every once in a while. I want to see an Asian Santa. There needs... I've literally never seen a depiction of Santa from like east of Europe, you know? So, just want that to happen, you know? Oh, fuck.

All right. You do, you know. Time shot diversity. Zach, you're up. Okay, I'm going to remove family members asking me about my dating life remove family members like grandma grandpa aunts uncles like chill like we're good like why do you want it i feel like every grandparent or relative that you don't see on a let's say every three months or so has a list of questions they ask you how's work um how's your dating life um and then what like what do you do

for fun or are you doing anything for fun and they have they like have to ask these three questions otherwise they get shot in the head by some imaginary like person who's the elf on the shelf has a red dot in their forehead i get the first two because that's normal conversation. Why are you so interested in my dating life? Who cares? Do you not have any other topic of conversation to bring up with? I promise you, family members, if you're listening, and I know you are,

when there is a nice lady that I care about enough to bring around, I will bring her around. I will introduce you to her. Until then, stop asking. I'm going to give you the same answer every time. What introduce you to her until then stop asking i'm gonna give you the same answer every time i what i wanted to do actually i told my mom and my dad this i want to tell my you know my grandma asked so and she asked it in the most cringe way she's like zach any lucky ladies in your life and i first i want to blow my brains out and then secondly

i i like i'm getting to the point now where it's like yeah you know what grandma i hooked up with a girl on friday took a nice girl out dinner saturday and then uh and then on sunday morning took another girl out so i've you know three girls this weekend was pretty good probably will never talk to him ever again but like not to say that that's happened but i want i feel like i'm gonna i'm at that point to where i'm going to do that just so she'll shut the fuck up and stop asking me about it like i I'm, I think I'm going into graphic detail. So she will stop asking me about it. And the other thing too,

I would say either makeup stories or just to tell her things she doesn't want to know. Exactly. The other thing, my aunt, so like, um, I might,

it's on my dad's side. We're going for Christmas. My aunt is, um, my aunt's single, right? So she's like, you know,

in her fifties or sixties or whatever. She's single. I she's like you know in her 50s or 60s or whatever she's single i want to be part of me is like i want to be like hey grandma why don't you ask your own daughter about her dating life why is it all on fucking me why do you ever bring it up and you know why i don't bring it up because you're not an asshole to her but you're an asshole to me for some reason so stop being an asshole family i get it relax i want one of those shirts that says not dating anybody yet like dating but not bringing anyone here sorry bro you hate christmas so much oh my god i just want to go i want to go to chicago for christmas and just be with zach and just wait i'll give you a recap when we go there on christmas day and i'll let you know i'm i'm thinking of an answer

of how i'm going to respond to the question and I'm going to just, I'm going to say something I'm probably going to regret. I'm hoping it's late in the night so I don't ruin the entire day, but I'm going to say something that's probably going to piss a lot of people off. But at this point, I don't really care. Okay, well. Sheesh. Rooks, bring us back up. Alright, well, y'all

have like specific answers, but mine is just like a general christmas thing bro i fucking hate and like these are mentioned earlier fuck the elves dude like can we get rid of these creepy little fucks also like slaves bro i know these guys are literally like little sweatshop workers like he has all these and then are there ever any girls are there ever any girl elves it's always dudes in the movies. Like, they all look the same. Are they his children?

What's their deal? How did they get here? I can think of most, like Santa Claus, there's girl elves. In Elf, there's girl elves. I feel like it's most modern. Well, that's great. But, like, where do they come from? Santa's ass?

Like, what is this? We have no backstory on how they got here they're all just his little slaves that listen to this fucking fat guy that flies in a fucking sled around the world they just listen to him there's never any questions just like yes sir no sir like i don't know they just freak me out a little bit i don't like them i don't like that santa has this army of little people that just do as he says. And he's got them working in sweatshops, working all night. You know how much effort it would take for all of them? I don't care how many of them you have to put together that much shit to go around to the entire world on Christmas.

It's funny to think of in all the movies they're making, you know, rocking horses, you know, dolls. And you're saying to yourself, like, I want a PS2. Like, do they have the electrical engineering to be able to put together a PS2? Like, do they outsource that? How does that work? Do we have different teams here? Like, how does this work? It's just one of those things that never really gets explained.

And then it's just genuinely fucked up when you look at the idea of it. They don't even get the glory of Christmas. None of them are in the sled with him. He's big old big old oh i can fly the sled and i'm tossing gifts to everybody but like you didn't do shit you didn't he doesn't do anything fuck it we're getting rid of santa too the reindeer pulled the sled all he does is all he does is literally eat everyone's fucking cookies and drop off the shit that other people made you know what fuck it maybe i'm getting rid of santa i don't know now i'm conflicted he's the one percent man we gotta get rid of him like fuck this guy this guy's a dick this guy's bezos man he's a fat bezos that literally eats

cookies like fuck this guy fun fact um for my new year's eve with on my mom's side of the family i am going to have to dress up as santa for all my little cousins and it's gonna be rough i have to come up with like zingy one-liners and remember everyone's name and not have the pillow falling out under my suit you're gonna be like bad santa though where you like smell like booze and cigarettes i'm gonna get real crazy with it i'll just be like get real political be like oh who's all vaccinated in here make everyone raise their hand if you're not vaccinated you don't get any gifts you just sit on santa's lap you gotta be dope you gotta be vaccine if you're boosted that's even better you're boosting you get an xbox yeah yeah as the little kids as the little kids who

can't even get the vaccine yet or whatever be Be like, little Timmy, are you vaccinated? He's like, no. He's like, ah, call for you, bitch. Next one. Bro, your Christmas is going to be so negative. I'm super excited to hear Zach's recap of Christmas when we get back from the holidays. Do you love New Year's because Christmas is over and you feel like you have no more

family obligation? I'm making this a bigger deal than I have. It's just the... I don't know. It's just I like to be certain places. I would rather on Christmas Day, like the best Christmas days where I would wake up, we would do all of our family stuff and we wouldn't have to go anywhere. We wouldn't have to go to my grandparents, either side, no family, no nothing.

I could just play Xbox until my eyes popped out of my face and we'd have a nice dinner we watch movies like that's it but now that i live like now that my parents are coming in we have to like we have to go somewhere so it's like ah it's not the same as it was and it turns into my no yeah grandma asking you know hey zach when you bring it home you know somebody and i'm like like i took i took i took three i took i took i took her out to see lights the other day grandma Zach, when you bring it home, you know, somebody. And I'm like, ugh. I took her out to see lights the other day, Grandma. What a draft. Do we want to have any honorable mentions?

My family just sits Christmas at our house for the entire day, and then maybe we go see a movie later. And it's great. Because we'll have brunch at 2 p.m. and open gifts for 12 hours and just like hang out and it's definitely the right way to do it having to like travel around other places seems miserable but hey it is that was the draft let me go through real quick

i have two other honorable mentions but let me go through what we have so far so i drafted christmas lights the day before and day after the break the original spider-man trilogy personality season and i wanted to remove white santa and white jesus zach drafted not sleeping on christmas eve christmas lights as a date i think watching christmas nba to ignore his family ignoring the salvation army santa and he wants to remove his family asking about about his dating life. Rooks, drafted Feliz Navidad, the Home Alone trilogy, going to a movie theater on Christmas, Christmas trees, Reese's, and he wanted to remove all elves slash possibly also Santa. So, honorable mentions. I only have removing honorable mentions.

I've got one pro that's actually a serious pro. Go for it. I've got the goat christmas movie christmas with the cranks the best movie around christmas time again set in chicago uh jamie lee curtis tim allen um just an all-time classic a lot of hijinks they get into it's a beautiful movie i watch it every year solid i like it brooks gross also christmas with the cranks should totally be about soldier boy in his christmas journey it should be christmas with the crank and then in parentheses that soldier boy holy shit i'm a movie producer um i so i have one so one thing that i was gonna draft but i decided against it because i've already talked about on the pod red christmas absolutely beautiful christmas movie shout out my boy cletus i've talked about it on here before we found out at the christmas party it streams on peacock and you better believe your boy logged into peacock on cory meyer's computer and threw

that bitch on the projector did i watch any of it fuck no but man it's a christmas staple um and then one thing i want to get rid of which like i don't think i've ever actually truly experienced this but christmas caroling what's the deal with that why do we do this why do we all walk around and sing to people that don't want you to say like don't fucking don't fucking go outside my house and just like like shut up bitch like go to the next house go to another neighborhood go down the cul-de-sac but like leave me the fuck alone what if it was a mariachi band and they only sang felice navidad you're on board now you know now i'm a little more enticed to listen you know why because everybody loves felice navidad

and i'm sure that band would slap but like just going house to house and just singing for people that none of us asked okay and then also if you're trying to show off your voice there's a group there's a lot of you like it all just sounds like it's blending together and you don't even get your standout moment, which like, let's be real. You're only doing this for attention anyway. Right. You're only doing this to just be like, oh, look at me. Like, I'm I'm a Christmas miracle in myself. Like, fuck you, man.

Do less. All right. You match Zach's energy on hating on a whole group of people. Good. I want to remove Christmas country music because it's disgusting and it's not an excuse

to play more country music and my mom loves it. Oh, that's depressing. I hate that. It's still just country music. And also I want to remove candy canes because why? All they did is finesse an entire nation into eating breath mints and making it seem festive for some reason. So I don't know. Maybe everyone just thinks we have bad breath by the time it's December.

I would just love to burn saying the term finesse is one of the greatest moments on this podcast and you cannot convince me otherwise oh my god that you better clip that i just need you saying the word finesse that was fantastic props okay all right sure i'll i'll clip myself saying one word for you um but seriously though it's like in what other holiday do they just put up like a piece of gum into a shape of something else or like yeah this is this is it there's not like gum shaped crosses for like easter or bunny shaped pieces of like gum like i it's stupid they don't have like bottles of listerine on new year's that you get to chug so that one's stupid for me that should be a christmas edition we should do we should do one thing to add to christmas okay real quick zach one thing you're

gonna add to christmas you get to murder one family member no what am i adding to christmas um add to christmas oh like let's do like bouncy houses i feel like that'd be fun. Oh, hell yeah. Yo, I saw on TikTok, I saw it was a snowman bouncy house. And the entrance was at the base of the front of the snowman. And it's not like a door. It was literally like a little crack. And it had like two flaps on the side. It looks like a vagina. If I remember correctly, there's no music behind it.

There's no caption or anything. It's just them filming the giant bouncy house snowman for like 30 seconds. if i remember correctly there's no like music behind it there's no caption or anything it's just them filming the giant bouncy house snowman for like 30 seconds and that's the video it has like thousands of likes sorry what a great way to end that yeah sorry apologies six six six so that's what you're gonna add he's adding the bouncy houses but you're specifically adding vagina flaps to every single bouncy house that already exists and that's every single bouncy house that's not christmas like i don't want i don't want just one of you to have a castle just a normal looking bouncy house that's like a castle it just has a fucking vagina that's what you you picked it you picked it man

me dude burn what's yours what would you add um more competition everyone's too nice you know like i think only certain people should get gifts and it's like depending on if you win or not you know because like i don't want it.

I don't want all the little kids to get all gifts. I want to like a chance to like beat him in a game of wits or something. But like I feel because I can't just like race him. They're like two years old. Like I could obviously win, hopefully. But yeah, man, a little competition. We got the Turkey Bowl on Thanksgiving. You play football then.

Why can't we play like rugby on Christmas? So I can elbow elbow some family members i know that would help zach feel a little bit better just get some aggression out true no my addition is not gonna be bouncy houses with vaginas okay my uh i would say i would say my addition you know a little bit more time off how about that a little oh a little okay i miss like like well so like i missed it you had the full week off in between christmas and new year's like you had no work that week or anything i miss that shit so much even though so in my line of work that week no one does a thing anyway but like i'd rather not have to be logged in you know i'd rather just be farting around doing random bullshit like i'm gonna add just more vacation give us

give us more vacation we could all use it i appreciate that everyone needs like three months off if you're in like sweden gets like everyone gets like 10 weeks a year that's like standard or something it's insane america sucks let's just remove america from the christmas equation i like that that'll be that'll be good yeah end it on that general consensus i'll post our draft online uh and we'll make up one for cory because and just assume you picked all horrible answers of like sugar cookies and like, you know, like family because apparently none of us want that on our board. Rate us five stars. Leave us a review.

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