It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 46: Knocking Out and Knocking Up Marine Life, ft. Jeremy
Episode Date: December 22, 2021Your friendly neighborhood "Body Re-locator" Jeremy is the special guest on the pod this week, here to tell us how he can knock out a whale in one punch, how he can carry 100 pigeons on his body at a ...time, and his opinions on the new Spider-Man movie. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on Social Media! and Find Other Places to Listen!
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All right, so I know people read into dreams and stuff too much
So I want you guys to interpret a dream I had about like two months ago that I wrote down just because I
Needed opinions. So it's pretty short, but I'm on a beach walking along
There's a person on the beach like face down face up whatever but they're obviously like drowning
But then next to them is also a seahorse who also is drowning
I run past the person start doing CPR on the seahorse save a seahorse who also is drowning. I run past the person, start doing CPR on the seahorse, save the seahorse.
Dream ends.
Thoughts?
Hold on.
So the seahorse which lives in the sea is drowning?
Well, I think he's saying they're both washed up on the beach drowning.
Because he said he gave them CPR.
You cannot give CPR to someone who's floating in water, right?
Yeah.
At that point, you're just waterboarding them. You're just pushing them underwater and having them come back up right
i think brian glossed over a key detail and that is he said the person is face up or face down
it's important for us to know which one
i'm gonna go with face up okay face down ass up was the seahorse
isn't face has to be on its side
so um what is your um astrological symbol
i'm a libra you're a libra yes that makes so much sense um bet it all on black at the casino
that's what it means okay so in your head the person was white and the seahorse is black
and i saved the black seahorse so i'm black yes i'm i'm interpreting this i'm interpreting this
two ways you see so the first way
so my guy bry guy he's a little quiet sometimes okay so he's a little bit introverted he's avoiding
communicating and being with the human and he's going to talk to he's going to help out the
seahorse because he's avoiding that uh i mean i guess it guess not a conversation that interaction the other and the other way i'm
interpreting it and like you guys i took one year ap psychology okay i know what the fuck i'm talking
about here um the other way i interpreted it burn is actually a superhero that can speak to animals
and this is him getting the insight to go hey next time you see a seahorse next time you're rolling
around the aquarium have a chat say what's good and they're gonna answer that's that's you know
that's when your ap psych just for you guys right now it's a master class you're welcome
that was the last chapter in the book of just superhero puberty when it happens so
i was gonna in um honor of our episode a couple i don't know when when we
talk about urban dictionary i was gonna go to urban dictionary and see what seahorse was
and uh oh i'm oh yikes it's uh please read it it's uh when a man's
when a man's semen ends up on his stomach either by his own handiwork or with the help of an
of another inspired by the species method of reproductive development oh that's right because
the male can have the babies as seahorse okay that's got to be a piece of this oh that actually
oh have you seen have you seen there it was like i think it was i mean this makes me sound like a
boomer but but on Vine,
I remember there was a video of a seahorse giving birth, and that thing just literally
spits out like a hundred babies from its cock.
It's literally just like, that thing goes nutty.
It's such an interesting video.
It shotguns them.
Yeah.
I mean, to be fair, that's a good save then if you're going to save the seahorse, because
that's the one that can reproduce.
So we don't know, was the other was the other person a male or a female I
think it was I
Don't know. It's probably like a Ken Barbie doll. Just like flat down there man. Well, then you probably saved
maybe that was a pregnancy horse and
Two lives it's like the trailer than one it's like it's it's like the train theory where you have five people on the train.
The trolley problem.
Yeah, that one.
Yeah.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I'll have to.
Oh, wait.
We didn't get Jeremy's take.
I think that the seahorse is probably what gave you that sore throat, Brian.
Ew. brian ew brian has started a totally new disease
from his mouth to mouth
interactions with the seahorse
if you would have done the human you would have just gotten regular
gonorrhea
just labeled it seahorse gonorrhea
now brian was it mouth to mouth
or was it mouth to something else
you know what i'm saying
dude i feel seahorses are like an inch long so it was like mouthed to something else? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Dude, I feel seahorses are like an inch long.
So it was like mouth to just like entire body.
Damn, you were going,
you were in like,
you were going fucking deep throat on that thing.
Jesus.
Burn is the throat go.
This man doesn't just,
this man gets the whole body involved, dude.
Jesus.
Oh, I hate that I brought this up.
I guess bottom line is
Brian's into seahorses.
Yeah.
Who's not?
They're cool.
They spit out hella babies, dog.
We should literally post that video
on Twitter. It's such an insane
video.
Also, Rooks, I don't know many boomers
that are on Vine or were on Vine.
Okay, it makes me feel like a millennial.
I'm not a Gen Z-er.
It makes me feel like a millennial.
Because they don't know shit about Vine.
Anytime Vine comes up, they're like, it's stupid.
That's just what I see in TikTok comments, okay?
I can't speak for all of them.
What was your favorite Vine, R vine rooks was it one that's
related to this podcast possibly um no actually it was it was not i did enjoy that one though um
uh like sorry i'm waiting on set us up i was trying to do i was trying to purposely avoid it and just be an asshole.
I said, what was your favorite vine, Rooks?
Well, you see, there's this guy.
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
Welcome back to another episode of It's Wednesday, My Dudes.
If I sound horrible, I have COVID.
Wear a mask, go get vaccinated.
Episode 46.
We got a special guest this week.
Corey, give our guest an introduction.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is Midwestern soy milk man,
your mama's favorite bad boy, Mr. Big Time himself,
Jeremy Major Minor. Welcome to the podcast.
Thank you, thank you Couple things, I don't know where the soy milk came from
Big corn of corn
But soy milk, I've never endorsed
And I don't know who Big Time is
So I'm gonna need some
Clarification on that, never heard of him
Fucking dickhead
Big Time might be able to make an appearance
I don't know
Hey guys, It's Jeremy.
Oh, that's the wrong clip.
I'm sorry.
I had a clip labeled Jeremy.
I was like, oh, this is big time, isn't it?
It wasn't.
A plus podcast we put together this week for you.
Oh, but we have Jeremy.
We also got Corey.
You already talked.
Hi.
We got Rooks.
What's goody?
What's goody?
And we're going to do a hot seat for Jeremy, obviously.
Got the round of questions that he should be prepared for.
We'll see.
And then Rooks has not seen Spider-Man yet.
Even if he's not, he's going to come out with some heat.
Rooks has not seen Spider-Man, though.
But we're going to be talking talking spider-man spoilers later. So you haven't seen spider-man
I'll try to put a big old screaming part in the middle of this podcast
Spoiler spoiler spoiler
Exactly
Yes, but first
Brooks, how was your week?
It's actually
Excuse me. That was pretty relaxed.
I didn't do too much.
A lot of light drinking and food, you know.
That was kind of my wave.
Sunday, football, football, football.
Oh my god, ordered spicy ramen?
Holy shit, your boy was on cloud nine on Sunday.
I was feeling great. if you haven't had
like like because there's like the ramen noodles that everyone heats up and yeah yada yada they're
like a dollar but you get like actually like well-made ramen oh my god your boy was i mean
like granted i was one big blob of sodium and i was bloated as a motherfucker for like two hours but man my shit was that shit was
busting it was so good um yeah i really this is i don't like this i don't like that this is the
first uh it's like i think the first time i've talked about my weekend in like 12 episodes so
yeah just like nothing much really going on it was a a nice relaxing little weekend. Oh, I did. Okay. I did go to our boy Stacks' house on...
Forgot about that detail.
I went there Saturday.
Drank my life away.
Oh, my God.
I talked about this on the last time I went to Stacks on the podcast.
We play this stupid game.
We play Super Smash Brothers.
And it's always fun at first.
And then one of us gets a little buzz. And're like okay everyone picked captain falcon we're gonna if you get hit
with a falcon punch you have to take a shot and like the first game we played i was just already
drunk enough that i couldn't remember which captain falcon i was so i kept looking at one guy
and then i'm just getting falcon punched off the fucking stage just so disappointed in myself but um overall
solid solid weekend nice nice little little r and r way to need like need to get my shit together
coasting into the holidays um i'm gonna give it i'm gonna give it five falcon punches
love it it's a lot solid i want to hear just the audio of that gameplay just to hear
it's a lot because well the thing is too so it's three of us in one uh one computer
the computer's doing like combos and different moves we're all only pressing b there's no other
move being done that's all you hear is just's just Falcon Punch. It's a great time.
Good torture mechanism.
Drink so much you could drown a seahorse.
Alright. Moving on.
Corey, how was your week?
Thanks, Brian.
Well, I had COVID last
week and I'm still in quarantine.
Hence why I was not on the podcast last week. Ya boy. I had COVID last week and I'm still in quarantine, hence why I was not on the podcast last week.
Your boy had a big time headache and big sleepy boy.
But so again, not really eventful for me, but I watched movies with Claire because we were quarantined together.
So watch some HP marathon caught her up she's never
seen them all the way through so what's nice she's like seeing them you know how like you'd like see
them on some random channel every day but she's never like actually watched them all the way
through so we're on episode what a loser she was in Band. She should have seen all of these the night they came out. It's a direct correlation.
She played flute.
Come on.
Yeah.
I mean, could have been the piccolo.
She didn't.
She played flute.
I know, but I feel like flute's better than the piccolo in terms of Harry Potter direct.
All right, we're getting off the rails.
Anyway, I had tickets to go see spoder man thursday night got
him a month ahead couldn't go but thank you brian got that got it on a bootleg site and i have a
little projector downstairs so i got to see it don't tell people that uh it was a shoe leg site
there you go covered it up there up. There it is. Perfect.
And currently watching my fantasy team shit the bed and lose when I – it's just during playoffs, so now I'm sad.
Anyway, I would rate my weekend one Wingardium Leviosa, dude.
Nice.
B-guy.
Wait.
Did you watch literally every Harry Potter movieter now we're on we're on episode six we we had to watch some spoder mans in episode six whatever yeah episode movie six whatever
cory i know i know you enjoyed watching with claire but don't act like you you like didn't
have more fun when we watched it a few years back i was just me and
cory were just shitting on every aspect of harry potter because we were just hung over and upset
with our lives it was so great and i'm like i love harry but that movies but man we were we
were taking a dump like the fucking they need to have secret meetings why are we doing this in the
chamber of secrets yeah that was a big why are we doing this in the chamber of secrets yeah that was a big call out
why are we doing this in this room that no one knows about i mean because everyone knew about
it once everyone knew nobody could get in it man they didn't speak parcel tongue dog
harry could have just given everyone a line of parcel tongue and then gone in look i i have a
point hold on it's called the chamber of secrets because no one knows about it then once they found out about it everyone knows about it so it's kind of no chamber of
secrets because nobody knew where it was your point still stands i'm not really helping myself
here but i don't know where i'm going brian how was your weekend did this did this okay
harry potter in the chamber of bullshit's more like it um my week there's so many like pretty cool things and
then i caught covid and i'm like all right zero out of ten like it just sucks so gotta catch them
all so i went to a concert where i probably caught covid um and i was wait so big con on that but
some pros when we're like wait for the band to come on people just start
air dropping random photos one of them is ned from spider-man in a suit and the caption just
says the rapture is coming it's like a plus that's a good one and then the second one i got was just
a piece of bread buttering itself what is that what does that mean like? We can diagnose that one next yes, you don't mean you want me to dive in right I can I can dive in with my
AP psyche what type of bread was it is
It looked like the bread was doing a little seaworths action based on urban dictionary. So
It's a brainful sir. I'll process I'll process I'll get back to you. Okay. Yeah
Sound like a work email then the one of the openers
they're like guitarist was like sick oh maybe oh god this man's just realizing
no no no so like they're like oh yeah our guitarist is sick but like they test every day
so like he's like oh he doesn't have a covid but he went to the like hotel so they're like yeah we haven't figured out our set so they just
like sat on the floor with a piano and a guitar and like uh what song should we play and then
they're like pick a song and then play it and then like every song we play that doesn't like
fail spectacularly we're gonna take a shot so it was interesting but also like strange super strange um then the
main band was hot mulligan which i'm sure none of you care about but in between their songs they
played um the crabby patty intro video from the crusty crab love it if you guys know yes yeah yeah
and then they also played the we sports music and the guy like a drum to it and it was awesome
but then like so people were it's a concert where people like crowd surf a lot and
Halfway through the lead singer dude was like man
You guys suck at crowd surfing you like it gave us like a five-minute speech of like how to do it
It's apparently there's like three girls in the front who just kept me like smacked in the face with feet
He's like guys just jump over the first person and either go to the
left or the right stop hitting these people in the face and it was like the final song and this one
like huge guy gets up there and just drills the people in the front row and the lead singer just
like gets into the crowd and like flicks the dude off gets back on stage smacks the mic into his
forehead three times throws it on the ground walks off stage flicks off the crowd and like flicks the dude off gets back on stage smacks the mic into his forehead three times throws it on the ground walks off stage flicks off the crowd and like
points to like the sound guy and like gives the like next slash thing because he's like no encore
and everyone's just standing there just like uh no encore and everybody here is getting covid
that's the band before this band was this guy just was like yo bro like you you good
it was so weird i've never like walked out of concert just been like well i feel bad now
it just i feel like i let that guy down i don't i don't know it was it was super strange they're
great but he's pissed uh next day saw spider-man we'll talk about that later then uh caught covet a fun fact
same day that elizabeth warren caught covet good old call back to uh the cum gutters episode
that was a pretty good fun fact brian you're stepping it up these days
uh but covet sucks uh i sleep in like four hour intervals so i'll like sleep for four hours be
awake for four hours sleep four hours again um so far i've watched all of season two of witcher
i re-watched a couple spider-man movies i watched the movie lovely bones i watched a whole season
of the show 20 somethings on netflix and i watched a movie reminiscence and then i watched like 25
episodes of teen titans so uh yo you left out when we're getting dubs and apex legends boy. Sorry. Keep going. Not really, dude
I was out of it. Um
But yeah watched so much TV and just been
Out of it, but I'm kind of on the mend
so the show 20 somethings on Netflix though, if you want to watch like
Sort of real world but like a little sort of dumber version of it.
It's solid.
I like the one dude like the first week they show up.
They're all in Austin.
And he's like he's on Tinder, like swiping through people.
He's like, yeah, I got a date.
Like, oh, who is she?
And he like shows him a photo.
It's this 51 year old lady from like in town that he just like meets up with that has like kids.
And then he brings her out to like the bar with like all his like 25 year old like roommates to like come hang out is so strange
for the first week you have like seven new roommates what a move what like a first impression
to make on people it was so strange i'm watching that after i finish uh selling sunset it's fun uh but rating for the week zero out of 19
i see what you did there jeremy i get it
so thursday i saw spidey i did not realize that batman is in the Marvel Universe. So, sorry.
No spoilers.
Sorry, guys.
Friday, we were supposed to go to a Christmas party. And then someone that had seen someone had COVID.
So, we said, we're not going to the Christmas party.
So, we didn't do that.
And then Saturday, we saw some family friends.
And Megan has some family with covid issues right now so a lot of covid stuff going on and i see that it's
also infiltrating all of you people's lives yeah um and then ever since we've just kind of been
hanging out i'm off work until the new year. So. Oh, dang.
Just doing a whole lot of nothing.
Might have to come back next week for an episode.
Yeah, I'll come back anytime.
So we have Christmas and then we have a New Year's Eve wedding that I'm the best man in.
And Megan is also in.
And then we have our wedding in February.
So we're kind of in some mode of quarantine for the next month and a half,
which is very depressing so that we don't miss these things.
This is a really big pick-me-up episode for everyone out there.
Yeah, sorry, folks.
Yo, low-key, COVID kind of popping off right now.
Like, low-key.
It's hitting stride.
It's hitting superhero puberty, man.
It's gonna catch.
It's out here mutating and stuff.
Like, X-Men, man, it's...
It's happening.
Survive in advance, baby.
Can we include some
March Madness right around the corner?
I have NFL primetime music.
That'll work too.
Not really what I was looking for.
In my fantasy team,
which was looking good,
currently down by 22,
I have OBJ,
Cooper Cup,
and Philadelphia's defense
to make up those 22 points.
Philadelphia's defense is going to get you minus 200.
They're playing Washington, the football team.
We'll see how that goes.
That was really good. Thank you.
Let me know if you need any dance music or country.
Oliver, please.
If you have that idea, please don't let him know
because he always plays the music way too
loud and i can't hear anything i love it i've had comments from people who've listened to the music's
never too loud it's always just saying it's never too loud for the viewers and everything but for
me when i have these fucking headphones on i can't hear myself think um sorry i do have a special surprise well first of all my my weekend rating
is um i'll give it a i'll give it a 6.8 because it's still pretty good out of a standard 10 or
out of a out of a unstandard out of 10 as i bump that up serious serious question has anyone
you might be the first has anyone ever ranked their weekend
on this like just something out of 10 i don't think that's ever happened didn't you guys just
do that all three of you ranked your weekends not out of 10 i was i've ranked minus four captain
falcon punches mine was a one wingardium leviosa dude mine was zero out of 19 like but like a standard number out of 10 i don't think
has ever been done in the 45 episodes of this podcast look i mean wait a minute jeremy
that's insane uh i do have a special i do have a special segment that i didn't tell any of you
about oh no and this is something that i was planning to call in segment that I didn't tell any of you about. Oh, no.
And this is something that I was planning to call in for, but I didn't because I didn't finish it.
It was initially going to be 10 things I hate about Rooks, but I only have six.
Six things you hate about Rooks?
Love it.
Yeah.
Six things I hate about Rooks.
Number one, thinks he's Thanos.
Number two, the way he says, my guy, idiot.
Number three, I don't know where this one came from.
I think it's from one of the previous iterations of the podcast.
His taste in cereal.
Yeah, that's like an early one.
It's a good callback.
Fuck you, man.
Number four, his stupid headphones.
That's a new one I just came up with after looking at you.
So do you have six or
seven then it's six because i only have five um number five is that stupid boobie miles jersey
that you wear occasionally oh so tough shout out chris and coppitalio's i think it's four
and number six is his inevitability
i am inevitable, man.
It's just the way it is.
You can't hate on me.
I showed up to my first ever
backgammon tournament
and I won.
I won the fucking stones.
People were not happy about it.
Yeah, there's people,
for the viewers,
there's people that have been
playing this tournament
for like, what, 30 years?
I think it's, yeah,
82 and then subtract this year.
I don't know.
So it's been, that's almost 40 years.
Almost 40 years, yeah.
It's been almost 40 years,
and some of these people who have been in this tournament every year
have never won the tournament.
I showed up and was getting coached up by Corey's dad in the first round.
I won the whole goddamn thing.
If that's not Thanos-esque, at least, I won the whole goddamn thing. That's not like,
that's not Thanos esque.
At least like,
I don't know what is wiped out half the population.
Damn right.
Love it.
All right.
I want to interview this bitch.
Are you ready for your hot seat?
Yes. for your hot seat yes Jeremy
so say yes acknowledge it goes yeah sorry sorry I brought video to you know goes Jeremy yes was Papa Smurf the leader was Papa Smurf the leader you
heard me what year was it 93 yes all right all right Jeremy I got you
this is a serious question
okay I need an answer
yo do you think whole foods
sells rotisserie chickens
I need an answer
do you think they do
well it's not half foods I need an answer. Do you think they do? The hard-hitting questions.
Well, it's not half foods.
And a rotisserie chicken technically isn't a whole chicken.
So, no.
Really?
Okay.
All right, I appreciate that.
I won't go to Whole Foods then.
Thank you.
Jeremy.
If you could be one deconstructed food item, what would that food item be?
Can I have an example, please?
Like a sandwich.
It could be a deconstructed sandwich.
What the fuck?
So it's not a piece of a sandwich like salami.
It's like the fancy five-star restaurant version of a meal.
That's whatever meal you want.
This is the dumbest question I've ever heard.
Why does it have to be deconstructed?
Because I asked the question.
I would be a rotisserie chicken sandwich.
There it is.
Love it.
From where?
Half Foods.
It's our new iteration of Whole Foods.
Okay.
Everything you come to expect at Whole Foods cut in half, including the service.
What about the prices?
No, that's doubled. What? including the service what about the prices don't know how that makes sense
all right Jeremy oh good Brian on an average day how many pigeons do you think you could reasonably carry?
What am I wearing?
Anything I want?
Dealer's choice.
What are the pigeons wearing?
I can carry up to 100 pigeons.
Oh.
What's holding you back from going more? My coat's not large enough.
I had some jokes.
I'm not going to tell them on this podcast.
Don't incriminate himself.
I like it.
Okay.
We're going to loosen you up a little bit.
That's fine.
Whoa, whoa.
You did it right.
Jesus Christ.
Relax, throat goat.
Jesus.
All right, Jeremy.
We only ask the hard-hitting questions on this podcast, okay?
So hypothetically, rounds of 10-year-olds, all right?
10 10-year-olds coming after you to kill you, okay?
You have no weapons.
There's no food.
Once you kill 10 10-year-olds, another wave of 10 10-year-olds rushes you to kill you.
How many waves do you think you could realistically kill?
This is with my bare hands.
Bare hands, no weapons.
What do you think?
Randomly selected 10-year-olds year olds i assume from across the country i mean you can pick all the 10 year olds if you got a list of 10 year
olds but statistically they'll all be obese yeah there are there are a lot of 10 year olds that
are probably bigger than i am so i mean wave one might get me rocks one wave oh hey i don't think that's a bad answer
they're relentless they are that's my whole thing burn always says infinity absolute
terrible answer ten year olds are their motor is insane it's non-stop i digress
it's the intangibles on them do the 10 year olds have weapons i forgot to ask
that question no no no weapons all around uh i mean realistically i could probably get through
more than one but i'll say one just to discount whoever you mentioned before his opinion
jeremy bang mary kill chevy chase dave matthews
the night king
bang the night king
marry dave matthews
kill chevy chase
that is correct
thank you
jeremy what's the largest mammal you think you could knock out with a single punch?
A humpback whale.
That's a stupid question, Brian.
It's not a mammal, but I'll take it.
Humpback whale is not a mammal?
Humpback whale is not a mammal?
Humpback whale? Dolphins are mammals, aren't they?
But is a humpback whale a dolphin?
No, but aren't they like similar?
Why would a dolphin be a mammal and a humpback whale isn't?
Because it's a dolphin, the other one's a whale.
They're different things
Hold on we're gonna fact check this. Okay
Yes, I am
All right until then
facts
That's on me i'm sorry we digress all right jeremy another hard-hitting question yo like so i was watching this movie this weekend called 47 meters down where these two girls get
in the water and they're in like the cage with the sharks would you ever do that get in the cage
with sharks like you're in like the cage so that the sharks come up and like fuck with the sharks would you ever do that get in the cage with sharks like you're in like the
cage so that the sharks come up and like fuck with the cage but like you're not like like you
don't do anything you just sit there and get like jump scared i guess so the sharks are not in the
cage with me no you're not you're not an underwater ufc fight no i'm out I'm out then. If the sharks were in the cage, then I'm in.
But if it was a humpback whale instead of a shark,
even more reason, because I would knock it out in front of Brian.
I want to see it happen.
I'm just saying.
We're going to go to the aquarium in Indianapolis.
Next time we're there. You know, there's a lot of humpback whales in the aquarium in Indianapolis. It's not where they're.
You know, there's a lot of humpback whales in the aquariums these days.
We're going to Jersey Shore Ronnie.
It's one punch, bro.
It's one shot.
I've been banned from 15 aquariums in 15 different states for punching halfback whales.
Every halfback whale.
You saw those at Half Foods. states for punching half back whale every year Jeremy goes on vacation to punch one more humpback whale somewhere else in the US sorry if you were corn
how would you like to be prepared that's easy um well actually it's
not easy there's so many ways to prepare corn but i would probably prefer to be boiled
lightly
the worst answer this is the way to be a pot of eat corn. Put me in a pot of boiling water. Yeah, put me in a pot of boiling water.
I want to give the person who is consuming me the best experience.
Grilling is also good, but you get varying results.
I could burn.
It's like a lobster.
It's a quick death.
No, it's not.
That's a quick death?
I hope so.
Yeah, that's how they do euthanasia with puppies in the shelter.
Yeah, it's nice and quick.
Just a pot in the back.
You don't want them to suffer.
Tell them to get their hot water for tea later.
Well, my opinion on lobsters has changed since this conversation.
It's because they're not mammals.
You can't punch them with one punch. Jeremy just sees them. He just thinks they're not mammals you can't punch it
with one punch Jeremy just sees them he just thinks they're taking like a
lukewarm bath it's like that's really comfortable they're enjoying that it's
not hot enough all right Jeremy yes
how much sawdust could you put into a Rice Krispie treat before someone would notice?
How big is a Rice Krispie treat?
Let's say...
Regulation size.
Four by two?
You know the size.
Three-dimensional as well.
We're going to need a third dimension in there.
I would say one teaspoon of sawdust.
Maximum.
Oh.
Man, you overestimate people's ability
to taste sawdust.
Have you ever done it?
Have you ever noticed?
There's your answer.
Moving on.
I infiltrated the Kellogg's plant there is one metric ton
of sawdust in each batch
no one will ever know
I'm gonna make a really bad
Batman villain
who's next?
I'm good on question
I asked him all my hard-hitting ones those
are the only things i need to know from jeremy all right jeremy who's your favorite football
player from the wabash 2015 season where they went 12 and 1 overall 9 and 0 in the ncac
oh gosh that's a tough question I'm gonna have to go with my
roommate and best friend Edward Schmehiel
He played save cuts
I'm gonna tell the listen this and he's gonna come to your house your homes
She's a good not like me Schmehiel CME H IL-E-H-I-L. What's his first name?
Eddie.
Edward.
What's his address?
Do you have a social security on you?
Yo, Schmehiel, I'm sorry if you're listening, but that last name's a fucking nightmare, buddy.
How do you spell this?
I need to see his stats.
C-M-E-H-I-L.
Like, no disrespect, it's just kind of a brutal last name.
That's all we're saying.
No, it is a brutal last name.
I'm used to it now.
You're used to it?
I'm used to it because I've heard it so many times.
But when someone hears it for the first time, they're like...
Fair, okay, okay.
Why did your friend help you return the ring to Mordor,
or what's going on?
It's usually the question I get, Rux.
All right, while Corey's looking that up,
my last question for Jeremy.
How have you not been caught yet?
You'll never know, Brian.
My last question pertains to Brian's question.
Brian's last question.
How did a hit go so wrong that Megan had to dye her hair for protection? protection you know i hired a few um interns and it's a good announcement it's the last it's the
last time i'll do that i'll just say that sometimes if you need a job done right you do it yourself
i'm waiting for the day you know there's like hitman movies i'm waiting for the day you know those like Hitman movies I'm waiting for the day they got an
Intern version of it and they come out
Just like people just
Fucking up hits left and right
But it's just
Owen Wilson again like the movie from like the
Google internship
Hell yeah
It's him and fucking Vince Vaughn
They're both bald and they have
The little barcode on the back of their fucking head.
Holy shit.
I need this ASAP.
I need this right fucking now.
Oh my god.
That's gold.
Oh, I would love it.
I'll add that to our Shark Tank ideas.
Oh my God.
Right after cum gutters from a couple weeks back.
Jeremy, have you heard about the Spunk Tank before?
Oh, Jesus.
No.
All right, just a hypothetical question.
How would you do a marketing and fundraising event for a sperm bank?
Spunk tank.
Yes, good answer.
That's the only answer.
So you know how you get a dunk tank?
Yeah.
Yeah?
You see where we're going with this?
What's wrong with you?
It comes up way too much.
You're a maniac.
Jeremy, no.
So look, Zach started it because he was saying hey man
there has to be people at that sperm bank whose sperm just doesn't get used so like they feel bad
so they got to get some use out of it so like well fill up a tank well so i guess there's a
lot of ways you could look at this one way is you do a random draw people pay money to have someone's
name entered into the drawing
that they dislike
and that person is then
potentially thrown into the
spunk tank.
Are you throwing
a ball at this thing?
Of course.
Yeah.
Classic carnival style.
Have you ever been to one of our
podcast fundraisers?
No.
You might end up pregnant afterwards,
but that's on the way.
Only if you're a male seahorse, though.
Hey, do you guys do
ads on here, by the way?
Would you like to do one?
Rooks wanted...
If I would have had...
I thought about preparing one and I didn't.
But in the future, I will come on and do some ads for you guys if you would like.
That'd be great.
Absolutely.
What kind of a podcast has a guest doing ad reads?
What the fuck is this?
When were they requested? You have to make money they requesting we're cutting you have to make money so are we gonna make any money for you doing this absolutely not
it's a tough sell there buddy i request we don't make any money
we should make a zach and only fans while he's gone that should that be next episode he can't
make it to that's what we're doing we're making zach and only fans how yep how are we gonna do
that over a podcast when none of us are next to each other uh google docs
that just sounds it's collaborative instagram live
what kind of content is that creating just out of curiosity on his only fan oh that's up to us
i never hear of a spunk that's what jeremy's asking jeremy's asking what content it is
yeah it's up to us yeah that's what he's asking i thought he meant just like i don't know all
right i'm back on board um he does a lot of cereal content usually so we could do it like
racy cereal or it's like him naked with a bowl just in front of him that's why they call him
the milk man maybe just like a spoon and the two reese puffs two reese puffs
is the reese puffs to cover his balls is that why you're saying that i don't know two Reese's Puffs two Reese's is it
is it Reese's Puffs
to cover his balls
is that why you're saying that
I don't know what he's
trying to get at
what the fuck
got two fucking like
raisins down there
what the fuck are you talking about
every single video
is just a different cereal
covering up his
private parts
I mean it's basically
already what he does on Instagram
anyway every Friday, so just
boom, there you go.
It's true. He's not wrong.
But hey,
I think we do it.
Is it Spider-Man time?
Yeah, is this where we say goodbye to Rooks?
Yeah, I don't want to get any
spoilers.
But hey,
love you, Jeremy. Thank you for coming All right. But hey, love you.
Love you, Jeremy.
Thank you for coming on.
It was great to have you.
Love you, boys.
And bye, viewers.
Bye, SloppyJs.
Bye, SloppyJs.
It's been an honor.
See ya.
Bye, Rux.
All right.
So big spoiler warning, everyone who's listening.
If you haven't seen the new Spider-Man and you don't want it spoiled,
please just turn this off right now
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Delete us.
No, don't do that. Rate us five stars.
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Could play a lot.
Spider-Man, though.
First impression, one sentence jeremy go oh wow um incredible
that's one word but okay one sentence one sentence is tough one sentence is tough
okay back to cory one sentence, go. Come back to me.
Shockingly exceeded my expectations with what I was hoping for.
So you were setting the bar low.
I was hoping, so I don't know about you guys, but spoilers, spoilers, spoilers, spoilers, spoilers.
We already did it, not to say it anymore.
Still, I would feel bad um i was being cautiously excited about having the other two show up because i was like
if it doesn't happen it is going to ruin the movie and i will not be able to like
enjoy it right like there's been so much buildup and so much like I'll say like content of like proof.
But I'll say Andrew Garfield favorite forever.
But that man had to do so much dodging and weaving and he did it well enough to the point where I was like, I can't say 100 percent certain this man is in it because every interview he did it well enough to the point where i was like i can't say 100 certain this man is in it
because every interview he did he like he did a good way of like lying like straight up lying
and like he had good points across where it was like okay you're not just lying just to lie like
if you ever watch tom holland interviews it's like they ask him not even him directly the
one that i'm thinking of is like they're asking like oh would you would do you think not even do
you think it was it was like wouldn't it be really cool if like they brought in all like andrew and
and toby and he just like looks at him and doesn't say anything and then the guy the actor ned was
like yeah that'd be really cool
but like would you actually want that though because they were like so special on their own
like he's the one who covers it up like tom holland can't do shit like oh freaking academy
award to andrew garfield just in real life for making that be as big as it was i really want to
see him give an interview now because the one one you're talking about, it was like on,
uh,
which late night,
either way.
What's up?
Seth Meyers.
I think in there's like,
have you seen the photo?
And Andrew,
I feel like we're talking about it's Photoshop.
Oh,
that was Fallon.
That was Fallon.
Yeah.
It was Fallon.
And it's like,
you really caught him that he didn't know that there was a photo and he had
to like cover his butt,
but he was like very adamant about lying about it.
So I want to see him come out now and be like yeah like obviously i was lying like
i feel really bad but like it was the best like yeah i want to i want him to be able to talk about
it now jeremy do you have your sentence yes well so i would say um it surprisingly exceeded my
expectations and what i mean by that is this was to me uh like game of thrones the final season
level hype for me personally yeah and so it's tough to deliver on that and they did i do want
to see it again um i would say this might be an unpopular opinion but i kind of and this is impossible but it would
have been nice to just not have seen any of the trailers and have been living in a hole
can you imagine how wild all of that would have been having no idea what you were walking into
yeah well so i after the first trailer where they like teased two of the villains you didn't know
about electro or lizard or
sandman yet the next trailer came out i was like i'm not gonna watch that one because i already
know i'm gonna see the movie but like it was all over the internet so much i just i saw images
so it sucked because like i really i don't like trailers it's dumb they talked about that they're
gonna try to hide it and only have the trailer show spider-man like being mad at dr strange and
they're gonna try to spin it as they're fighting each other which they could have done the first like 15 minutes was like an action
sequence they could have pieced that together for a minute and a half trailer which would have been
sick but like you have to build the hype somehow and i feel like that wouldn't have like they broke
so many records this weekend for it being the best and highest selling point i saw with that too is like they're like well i
think they were like third all-time in box office like second now okay they're up there whatever
they're three or two they're high they're very very high and it's like the fact that they did
that while we're an example i had covid brian got covid it's everywhere it's also the week before
christmas where like maybe people are going to try to avoid it if they're being cautious which good for them but
like it still broke that and that like that's a barrier that i feel like it should have broken
all of them but that's what was like keeping it from being out of back slightly that's just my opinion because yeah i i don't i was way more
hyped for this than i was for the avengers end game because it's like this brings in like your
childhood and like middle school or whenever garfield came out it's like you're tying you're
playing into like your history and now nostalgia yeah you're now you're all
like you can see yourself when you know andrew garfield comes back and it's like oh shit like
now when i go back and watch it's also like ridiculous for marvel they'll make so much more
money and sony too now when you go back to like show like claire had never seen marvel until like
last year or two years ago when we go back i going to have to like show those Spider-Man because it's like they're involved now.
Like it's awesome.
It's the best.
My one sentence on it is this is the most excited I've been for a Marvel movie and it fully delivered.
And when I was going back back that's my sentence but like so i went back and i watched amazing spider-man 2 because that one always like
it didn't bomb but like critically it bombed and i like that one a lot so i went back and
re-watched again i was like this movie is great but when you compare that one to this one just
like the tone of everything is very different because marvel is really good at everything
being very funny very funny very funny and then second half of the movie it gets serious
and it's really good cgi in action but like the first hour it's all just jokes back to back to
back and if you watch amazing spider-man 2 it's like the first 15 minutes is like jokey and then
the rest is like drama in the like a plot and spider-man or an amazing spider-man 2 is like
the romance between gwen stacy and spider-man where in like the b plot and spider-man or an amazing spider-man 2 is like the romance between gwen
stacy and spider-man where in like the b plot is like the villains where in this one it's like
the c plot is mj and spider-man and like the a plot is all the villains and the b plot is the
other spider-man and then c plot is like them going to college which also ties in with like
the romance so it's just it focuses on different things but man amazing spider-man 2 so good i have some fun facts that i looked up because oh oh so um
there was an amazing spider-man 2 there's a deleted scene at the end that they got rid of
where it's like his uh his dad his father comes back because he was supposed to be dead and he
like it's at the grave of gwen stacy and so dramatic they have like the full scene up on youtube too like it's like there wasn't cgi so it's like fully
put together yeah and man it's like a solid five minutes of like tears it would have been so good
to add on to the end of that um also for the casting for amazing spider-man 2 stuff that got
cut out and for amazing spider-man 3 they had shailene woodley as mj emma watson was
supposed to be in one of in the third one which i didn't know about and then also zoe de chanel
was supposed to be in the third one so they're bringing in like which right between those three
i read i'll go back and confirm this but it was the spider-man 3 got nixed obviously because like
partly because tom holland but because of the
sony like leak that was like a huge part of it so i wonder if they didn't was it yeah like there
was a big leak back then where it was i don't know i don't know i'm not gonna pretend like i
know but i vaguely remember it happening and that played into it like that was like a big part of it
where then like talks broke down or whatever
which sucks because it's like part of me is like okay if that never happens do we still get it and
get like a big payoff with amazing spider-man 3 and then they could have rivaled each other
like in box office and then have done this maybe like that would have been sick too if they
continued doing garfield maybe not to this. But at least had one more movie.
Post Gwen Stacy.
Like.
Would have been sick.
The last fun fact.
That I read.
Was looking at the plot for the third one.
And future.
Was they're planning on bringing back.
Emma Stone.
As.
Like a symbiote.
So like Venom.
Taking over her like dead body.
Which would have been sick.
We're getting real dark though.
But yeah.
But like you snap your girlfriend's neck.
Slamming her onto concrete.
It's like the most brutal last five minutes of a movie.
And then you give it to like movies later.
And you're like oh yeah she's back.
And she's also the villain.
And you have to fight her again.
It's like.
That would be. It would have been. I can't imagine how dark that would be.
It would have been so good, though.
So there's been rumors that he might come back for more movies.
Dude, for my own psyche, I'm trying not to read into it because I want it to happen so, so bad um i like it changes because obviously new things come around and i get overly excited
about certain content so it's like game of thrones like new stuff coming out i'll get excited about
that but i think at least for this year my favorite scene like hands down will be the mj catch and not the catch and like the payoff of it but his acting of the
reaction of it was like holy shit like so emotional like without it was all facial expressions it was
all like you i don't know i i'm not a freaking acting coach but holy shit i was i mean he's like
10 years to like literally figure out how he was going to like act that out.
And I'm sure that's it was weighing on him, too, because that's like how his series ended.
And for him to get a little bit of redemption is like each of those characters got redeemed in some way.
All the villains got redeemed in some way.
It was redemption all around.
I hope to God, like because, again, Sony still owns the rights they just partnered with marvel i hope
to god that they see how well it did and how much people love andrew garfield for his performance
and at one like his spider-man that they just decide to continue that story because they can
pick it up from where they just left off like i'm sure they can reference like tom holland it's only
gonna make both of them more money like in the end it's gonna they're gonna boost each other up
with how hype people get with the back and forth well he could go back to tom hardy's exactly
universe right yep anything they can do it they can do whatever they want i hope yeah honestly
they have so many options now that i feel like that's that's even more stressful you know like
uh that's fair too i have a question so the final scene of spider-man is him
flying through oh yeah we pay off tomorrow i i think it's gonna happen it's it's way too um close together you
think right right so my way too coincidental my only thought about that was to play in favor of
like the possibility of it happening i want it to happen i don't because of that it makes me
think it's not likely but do we were these the
original dates the original release dates or did things get moved around because of covid because
if that's the case that like say spider-man was supposed to come out i don't know months ago and
then like do you see how his appearance could be less rushed if they changed things around because of COVID?
Spider-Man Far From Home was delayed from July of 2020.
There's an article saying it was going to be delayed to December of 2021, which is when it came out.
But they could have pushed Hawkeye as well.
That's far enough back that they could have figured that out.
Because the Fisk thing came out just last week and then they're i mean it's
wednesday thursday right it goes fisk and then but also you think like marvel fans that are
watching hawkeye those are the ones that are going to be watching opening weekend spider-man
yeah so it's way too coincidental in my view and the rockefeller like there's so much or that could be a reason that it drives people to go to the freaking theater to see it like if
they want to boost box office numbers for wallets and theaters they could bring bring him in not
hint in anything that happened in the movie but then if you're watching haka and you haven't gone
to the theater you see him show up and you're like what and then you want to go see the new one like that's
just smart yeah i hadn't heard that theory yet at all really that makes way too much sense yeah
well i've heard like people want him and daredevil to team up because they're both like very ground
level they're just gonna fight thugs they're not superpowered sort of daredevil they both have
superpowers but they're like we got it they're not hand-to-hand comment is like their thing
yeah which makes a lot of sense and apparently it's happening in comic books or whatever They both have superpowers, but they're like... We got it. They're not gods. Hand-to-hand combat is like their thing.
Yeah, which makes a lot of sense.
And apparently it's happening in the comic books or whatever.
And they showed Daredevil in the movie.
And Daredevil teaming up with like Hawkeye or Kate Bishop or whatever would make a lot of sense. Because Fisk is his biggest enemy in season one and two and three?
Don't do spoilers.
I'm watching Daredevil now because i never had
seen it one in three i just finished it today i don't remember actually nice it's like season
season three is fantastic it seems like a good like crime show i was telling you brian that like
i just like that in general so even the parts where it's not superhero-y i'm like oh
like what is this interrogation gonna lead to okay it's very much csi like a mob boss stuff going on
which not up my alley so that's what i'm about to set my christmas scene though for three in the
morning for the end of spider-man i was happy as christmas in that final scene because what did i
draft in our christ draft, Corey?
Movie-wise.
In the Christmas draft?
You drafted Spider-Man, obviously.
I drafted Spider-Man.
And, I mean, I'm not going to say people said it's questionable why I did that.
But I feel validated because you could say Far Far No Way Home is a Christmas movie now.
We don't look for accuracy.
We look for validation here at this podcast.
I'll stand by it. Exactly. I live so you know what brian because you were validated you're right validation baby it's honestly like it's a summer it starts in the summer
and goes to christmas right it goes summer halloween christmas yeah and it literally
leads you to hawkeye the end of hawkeye in the movie in the movie it does
yeah because the end of the movie the first scene of the movie is right after
school starts far from home true okay yeah you're right you're right the end of far from home is
the beginning of noah home yeah uh side note the amount of excitement i have to
watch it in a theater and not a blurry like thing in my basement jeremy you saw my basement like
it was nice because it was semi-theater like it was just the quality of the video so like
there were scenes where it's like the the the light isn't um the camera the camera's like blurring things out and stuff like that i'm going
christmas eve well i talked to karina today i don't think she committed because my parents were
like now we're not going to do that but i'm like i want to do it christmas eve 11 30 in the morning
i'm going with my sister to watch it at or alone i don't give a shit and then yeah doing like last night christmas shopping but
uh i'm so excited holy shit i'm so hyped i'd love to see it again you missed out for
seeing in the theater all the like reveals of the characters people's reactions everyone
freaking out i know was pretty awesome to be fair i did get it because i watched it friday morning so the version i watched
that's true had okay they cgi'd an audience in my private showing and i could see their reactions
so oh it's it was so good honestly i think it's my favorite is there anything that you guys
would change knowing that we all agreed like it exceeded our expectations like blew them out of
the water but is there anything that you wish they would have done or added not done differently but
added i i would say i was thinking about this today.
It was kind of, it was different because there wasn't necessarily a villain that you hated that they were trying to defeat.
Like they were trying to help all the villains.
So that's where it was cool because of the history of it.
But I don't know if I would change that or not, but
something to think about, I guess.
I like that. I think it's focused on
trying to tie a nice bow
on the old storyline so that
way there's closure. And because
of that, it's like they're not going to spend
a whole movie killing six
villains. They're going to spend it,
hey, send them back, and we're going to cure
them. so then that
storyline is done with right right that makes sense but i would honestly just cut half the
villains out i know you said add something but i don't care i'm gonna add by subtracting um
because you have six villains and you have like three superheroes and you have dr strange and
mj and ned and uh aunt may as like main characters um and they did a really
good job because like all those characters have history already so it's not like you need
to build them up to give them you a reason to like root for them or root against them
but still just like just do doc ock green goblin and electro you didn't need sandman lizard or
was there another one that i'm forgetting that it
was pointless that he was even there there's six is there sandman lizard electro there's five so
part i've got two things i wish they just threw one more in just to say boom sinister six like
we got it like because that's the easiest way they could do it without cluttering things up. Like they just pick,
they just pick and choose.
Just pick,
pick one more.
Like vulture.
Yeah.
Boom.
Exactly.
Just have Michael Keaton show up and be like,
I'm vulture.
And then like,
like boom,
you got a signature six,
six.
But I wish they did that just to check a box,
honestly,
because that's what fans want.
And it's going to be so hard to do that.
Like you need you need a Spider-Man series or franchise to last you so long where you can introduce at least four or five of them in like individual ish movies.
And then you can do a six.
Then be like, hey, we're all back again.
Like they try.
You can't rush them. and that's how it goes but the other thing i wish i don't know how they would do it
just as a fan because they brought back people when like right before they died in their original
timeline i wish somehow they could have brought quinn stacy in i know it would have to be fair it would have taken away from the catch of mj and all that but for sure somehow even after they like if they caught
mj and then at the end of all the fighting it was like m like mj the kearson dunst mj and then
quinn stacy like showing up because they had also been there for whatever reason and just do like a
little stupid little bit of a scene they could have gone that would have been sick my thing is
there's spider Gwen in across the spider verse they could have just had her from quote unquote
a different timeline or universe or whatever as well and come in where she's a superhero and he's not yeah and then they
could just still like meet and have a whole moment and that would be sick um so that should be
another way to do it even just like hinting at that i don't know like that if there was something
like planned in the works which there obviously isn't but if they had like that as an end scene of like a portal
opening up and like she walks through as spider gwen and like andrew garfield is there they would
have lost their shit and then it's like uh what's the marvel thing they do it's like uh gwen stacy
will return in amazing spider-man 3 and it'll be, what the fuck is going on? Like, yeah. I would say the one thing for all the twists and turns this movie had, there wasn't a big end scene, right?
Like an end credit thing that really like, they just showed the trailer, which like, it was actually really cool.
Because trailers are how, that's how trailers used to be.
It's literally at the end of a movie.
Which is cool.
And it was like the whole thing.
I didn't know that was going to be there but there wasn't a tease as to like
any other big reveal but i guess the reveal is just going to be for multiverse of madness anyway
so i don't know the venom was the venom was a little disappointing just because
you kind of just assumed yeah they built it up so much it wasn't
a shock yeah yeah just for all the like surprises they had i don't think they could have topped it
so it's kind of right yeah didn't oh i loved it i'm so i'm
i'm gonna watch it two more times at least because i'm going home for christmas and i'm
gonna go watch it on friday christmas eve and then i'm coming back and now i'm excited because
like spider-man's claire's favorite
hero because she did watch the toby mogara ones when she was younger and like remembers them
so there's some like investment in there and so she really wants to see it in theaters because
she was watching with me friday and she was like it was really cool she's also very invested in
tom holland and uh i watched too many videos of them in doing interviews at like 4 a.m. Saturday night.
Aren't they like not confirmed dating?
There's photos of them kissing in the car.
They've never come out and said anything.
And there's also quotes of them being like, yeah, I wish we could have kept that secret.
So like, yeah, they're dating.
And all three Spider-Men have dated their co-star.
Co-stars.
Fun fact.
Which, tight. So so much good for them last question i so how would you rank i'm so happy or you don't have to rank them because
i don't want to say anyone's the worst but like between the three spider-men which one give them
an accolade to each of them so for me the so spider-man toby mcguire's
i think his suits the best one it has like the like cobwebs on it actually like defined and has
like the like sort of superman like abs and it just like looks the best to me compared to like
i don't like tom holland's suit at all but amazing spider-man i think the little like romance plots the best in the cgi is the coolest
like the fight scenes are actually like dope but the tom holland one that i think are the funniest
and like most well-rounded um so all right next i agree with all your points actually but so no so toby mcguire's
i love his that's true i like his origin story and his um relationship with uh harry osborne
like dave uh james franco as harry they slowly built that up and didn't rush it granted Spider-Man 3
was Spider-Man 3 and like they tried to do too much which like everybody knows that story they
didn't want to do it but the studio made them so like that relationship and how they slowly built
the character storylines I liked that the most um Andrewrew garfield's just my favorite spider-man acting
wise like i think he's incredible like most dramatic and i'm i'm a batman fan at heart
growing up so like the drama like storyline like dark storyline i like like that taylor's more to
what i care about in the superhero stuff he also though him and tom
holland were more like jokey like they have one-liners like spider-man does in the comics so
i get i like your point with tom holland being the funniest he definitely is like it's the most
light-hearted out of all of them like but to be fair this is i think we're getting into tom holland being that piece of his storyline because he's
always had like tony stark around and like that's the whole complaint with tom holland spider-man
he hasn't gone off and had his own like spider-man adventures true to the comics he's been part of
the adventures so um i don't like i really like tom holland's but i feel like it's still so like
they haven't built a storyline yet true to spider-man so i'm really excited to see like
what they do with that like is he gonna meet a gwen stacy probably not initially but eventually
i'm sure she's gonna come in and then like that whole thing i'm just my favorite thing about him is and this is cheesy
and stupid but the future three movies that they're gonna do with him i'm really excited
because he has the backstory of the avengers and the history of that and they built that so well
and then he also now has the history of kind of learning from the mistake of three of two other
spider-man and having that shape him
and where he goes i have no idea where we're gonna take the next three because it's a full
another trilogy so it'll be interesting jeremy what are your thoughts on the three um spider-man
tom holland is my favorite i think tom holland does a good job of making it seem like a kid
yeah yeah toby mcguire is definitely the worst of that because i don't know how old he was
but he definitely seems old 30 yeah um and i mean i like the they're kind of restricted with what
they could do with him because they'd already had two and you don't want to each one you know
like toby mcguire's just super yeah in depth and then so um yeah you can't do the same backstory
right so so yeah i am excited to see what they do now that they've kind of wiped the slate clean
um andrew garfield it i don't know those ones felt more dark which i liked
um they had the whole like his dad's storyline was like he was like on the run sort of a secret
agent kind of i thought it was cool because it's like that's not part of like the normal
backstory history and i didn't know where they're going to take it so it's their own little twist
on like here's another plot line to actually follow which was nice yeah i like that and then toby mcguire um i think it was just like at the time when it came out it's just so impressed like
i just re-watched all of them before i see it no way home and it's just
like the cgi or you know whatever you want to call it from back it's it's still like kind of
holds up today like there's nothing that i look at and i'm like you can tell this is from
2002 you know i'll add on to toby mcguire which none of us said but i think we all agree on yes
his villains hands down the best like doc ock i think doc ock was spider-man 2 is probably my favorite
all-around movie i like so i like i liked the storyline of him like being good and it's like an easy thing to wrap your head around like why he
kind of like went crazy and he's still and which is why i really like how they brought him in in
this one he's still a friend but he it's like mind control like so he can't control what's going on
so like that played really well and like why should we save him and also like willem dafoe
is like i've seen a lot of comparisons with um this isn't justified so i won't say like
heath ledger's joker but joker to batman is willem dafoe's green goblin to spider-man and
i just love that comparison and for to jeremy's point without without like having CGI, like having very like entry-level CGI effects,
like Willem Dafoe's acting brought out the insanity
of Green Goblin in the initial ones.
So I feel like, I don't know,
they could have easily had somebody
who wasn't Willem Dafoe in that position
and not have bought that that's like an insane
this man's just a crazy person yes that green goblin and that one he they rushed it yeah exactly
but i fully agree i love it give me more content
just I want all the Marvel shows
I want Sony and Marvel to both like
pump out billions
because they're both competing with Spider-Man movies
and they're just going to have Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland
like continuously
I don't care
just keep putting them out
just hire more people
put all the money into it
rush it
any last thoughts no Just to hire more people. Put all the money into it. Rush it.
Any last thoughts? Rush it.
No.
Asterix next to
Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man because they did it all
without a blueprint.
They are the blueprint for a lot of other superhero movies.
It's basically comics.
They were the first initial blockbuster.
But I agree.
Yeah, but I mean, like, doing it right.
How many Batman had to fail before that went well?
Well.
You know what I mean?
All right, I'm going to stay up till midnight to watch the Hawkeye finale.
Is it out right at midnight, Brian?
It's out at midnight.
It has to be 3 a.m because i think they
don't want to count for pacific time anymore like globally so for nationally yeah i might
have to join you brian good for them i hope jeremy thanks for coming on oh thanks for having me guys
for being a guest i'm gonna set my alarm free next week we'll see we might have you back on
because i don't know if everyone's out of town and stuff so you call me anytime we'll do we need to get a yeah i'm out next week
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