It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 51: Sandra Bullock is a Racist

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

Zak is back from his two week medical leave due to being circumcised, just in time to come debate why he loves the movie Rudy so much, Cory defends the only hockey movie on the list, Bryan sheds a tear for his football movie pick, and Ruxx wants to bring Space Jam with him to a desert island. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on Social Media! and Find Other Places to Listen!

You know when you go to the doctor and they tickle your schnuts? I don't want to start like this. Can we? Well, they don't tickle your nuts. They're just like, well, it does tickle a little bit. They speed back them. I'm just picturing, when you say it like that, I'm just picturing a doctor just like, ooh.

They don't make the sounds when you go? No. That's weird on your part. You know Indiana Jones where there's the bag and they grab it really fast? That's what they do. So when you go to the doctor and they're trying to swap out your bags,

every six months. It's like an oil change. Yeah. We gotta put new oil in there. Do you go synthetic or conventional? Synthetic. Synthetic. Come on, man.

Treat your body right. You got to treat your body right. Right. My body's a temple. Do you know what I realize what the weird thing doctors do? Is they do the little knock on the door before they come in. What do they think I'm doing in there that they need to knock before I come in? They just think I'm getting undressed for no reason.

And be like, oh, I'm coming in now. Why are we knocking? Just come in. This is your domain. I'm sure they see some crazy things because they have to deal with – if you get arrested and you still have to go to the hospital, they have to deal with that. And there's just – people with all kinds of mental problems are in the hospital all the time. It's probably a better safe than sorry sorry type thing but i do agree like every time i'm in there i'm just on my phone you know i don't you come in you kick the door in man i don't i don't care all right cory ball story go yeah sorry so um so you guys all like do you

have male or female doctors not that it doesn't matter either way. Not like pertinent to the story, but. I don't know. Yeah. Interchange. Okay. Anyway. So when we were like, when I was younger, my one friend's mom was a nurse or I guess she must've been like a PCP. so not me but um another friend who the two of them like the one friend whose mom is a nurse

ends up being like kind of like weird in high school like we're all really close in elementary school and then he starts like like me and other of our guy friends start like getting like girlfriends and stuff and so we're like all together and like he just ends up being weird and he like starts like hitting on our girlfriends which is like not like what you do if you're a friend so he just got weird yeah anyway so my one friend not him he his pcp was the weird kid's mom and so like one day my buddy just comes in and he goes like, like, I'll just call him Johnny. Like Johnny was being weird again and like pissing us all off, like hitting on our girlfriends or something while we were having a fire. And my other buddy comes over.

He goes, doesn't matter, man. I was like, what? He's like, you know where I went last week? I was like, no. He's like, I went to the doctor. And guess who I saw? It's like, I went to the doctor, and guess who I saw? I was like, who? He was like, Johnny's mom, and I got a full up and down, like, just checkup. And I was like, good gracious, man.

Like, what a leg up to have on, like, somebody in high school just in the— Literally. Yeah. Well, sure. You guys don't give, like, the captain morgan pose put one foot on the table fuck no but like my thing is like like that's like detrimental to like johnny's mental health like if in high school one of my friend's parents had even for like for her for their job had to touch any of our balls like as a middle or high schooler we're never gonna fucking like let that be dropped live that down like yeah i'm like i'm like i'm

convinced some of my friends would tweet about it and like consistently tweet about it like they'll tweet like once a week talking about oh yeah yeah, Johnny's mom. A little rub tug. Like I just, I can't. They would definitely like make a holiday out of the day that it happened and just celebrate it every year just to spite you. You know? Always invite you to like, hey man, we're throwing a party if you want to come by. And you show up and it's like, happy your mom touched my balls day.

And there's just a banner that they keep using. That'd be awesome. I mean like. I regret coming back on the show the funny thing was of it it's just like he never brought it up to johnny but when we're all hanging out in a group it yeah i mean like i guess good friend like he has a good friend no friend fuck that if if the dude's always like hitting on your everyone's girlfriend, being an annoying asshole, not Johnny, not Johnny. I'm saying my buddy who chose not to bring it up to Johnny.

Brian, he went on a cruise with us two years ago or the first cruise that we did. Sorry, not two years ago. Oh, yeah. Not wait. Not Johnny. That's not Johnny. Yeah, it's his mom. The person I know, his mom is the...

No, he's saying the opposite. He's saying he's the one that didn't say anything. The person I know is the one whose balls got touched. Is the one who would look at me when we were having a fire while Johnny was being a D-bag. And he would just give me a look that was like... It was such a good icebreaker. It's just like, I'm not going to do it to him. But man, like I could crumble your whole world right now.

And it just gave me so much satisfaction. That's what I'm saying. Like he should have brought it up. This guy's being a dickhead and hitting on all your guys' girlfriends. Like I have that shit in the chain. I have that shit in the chamber of like, I have like an LMG with like a bandolier around me with like 80 bullets and they all say the same fucking thing they all say your mom touched my balls so anytime this guy does

anything i'm saying yeah man your mom touched my balls like that's it's over there's no coming back from that especially as like a middle or a high schooler like that's game over i just don't think it ever crossed your drafts on every social media platform oh yeah ready to be 100 i just don't think it ever crossed It's definitely in your drafts on every social media platform Oh yeah 100% I just don't think it ever crossed Johnny's mind That like that's what Like his mom has to do For her job and like I would pay so much money

To just see that break down Him finding out cause like there's no way So good though Man don't you miss high school? I cannot believe that wasn't fucking used. Should I just clip this episode and send it directly

to him? Actually, this is the episode. We can tag him. Setting up another boxing match. Let's go, baby. He can be part of the tournament. Why don't lollipops more thing at doctor's offices anymore? Or do they just discriminate against me because I'm old?

I don't know if I ever really got a lollipop at a doctor's office. Oh, I did. Doctors were stickers. The bank was lollipops. Actually, can confirm. Can confirm. That's 100% true. I've gotten a lollipop from the doctor before like when I was like really little I remember that

it was when you were the appropriate age to get a fucking lollipop when you left getting a shot I would have lost my shit if Rooks just goes oh last week yeah yeah it's fucking this past year when I got a fucking physical I got a fucking physical. I got my hair cut like a couple weeks ago

and they had a bowl of mini Tootsie Roll lollipops. I grabbed three and I put them on my mouth at once. And so I was walking back to the train in public. Three lollipops?

Did you just have three sticks coming out? Just eat them one at a time. You gotta do the walrus. Why? So you're just walking around? What is that stuff?

Two. No, well, one of them's thicker than two what no well one of them got broken out like broken off in a walrus fight so you're telling me you don't have you're just fucking walking around with three fucking lollipops in your mouth at once yes but all the same flavor though because you can't mix the flavors what are you did you have the the guy with the bow and arrow with the star? Because apparently that's lucky. The Tootsie Roll lollipop. Yeah, I've heard that.

No, it was the mini ones. So it was the regular size ones. Okay, I was about to say, Jesus, man. That would look like I'd be gargling Johnny's balls in my mouth. Yeah. So no, it was just three of the mini ones. Can you confirm on the bow and arrow, though? Yeah, that's true. So no, it was just three of the mini ones. I also like to eat the stick, or at least the stick where the sucker comes out sometimes. All right, so we're going to start the episode.

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Episode 51, Zach Eats Paper. We're going to talk about, there's a photo going around with nine sports movies and you had to only keep three of them so we're gonna go through that it was going around social media like a month ago but like screw it uh we got cory what's up we got rooks hello we got a kid who eats paper It's been a long day without you, my friends. What's up, guys? Pretty good.

And I'm Brian. Like always, start with our weeks. So, Corey, how was your week? All right. Hold on. You clear that. Let me bring up my notes. All right.

Speech time. So, now, I mean, like mean like you know i'm getting more organized it's almost been a year so uh put together some notes next week tell your friends um tune in so can't remember what i did thursday night but friday night it's the weekend so i'm gonna start it off with friday night friday night first of all i want to say this weekend did jack shit, and it was fantastic. Like, did minimal stuff, but relaxed. Like, it was good. Had a solid, like, you know, upper 20-year-old weekend.

So Friday night, did my little activity, played beer league hockey, and it's been, like, two months. So your boy was heaving freaking how many goals all right no hold on got my statue got my statue so okay all right good your boy went for a solid 20 minutes and 40 seconds of ice time uh playing uh i was right wing and your boy had two apples for a plus three night and we took home the dub eight to three. And I say that as a team that does not have a win yet until I showed up. So do I carry the team? Maybe.

Yes, Zach. What's the attire for beer league hockey? Do you wear helmets? Yeah. I mean, we go full gear. It's beer league hockey. Like people like try to fight each other sometimes. Why no like beer league hockey? Like to me's just like you're you're rocking like just sticks

and skates beer league hockey is like beer league hockey is like washed up d1 college athletes and like former ahl players and you're just like why am i here so yeah i was kidding about carrying the team i'm a third line grinder i dump and i do not chase uh get the puck in deep and watch everybody else go get it and then i post up in front do you stick your massive frame i would say you take your massive frame and you just block the goalie hey say what you want about me yeah i'm small i box people out and that wasn't a joke i i if we were if we needed you remind me of like a mole like if we needed like a groundhog to like sticker would you say a diglet would you say a diglet yeah you basically are the diglet of the team like you hold your ground and you're not

moving yeah no that's i mean that's very accurate zach i'm a intangible guy you know um anyway so that's friday invisible went out for a couple beers after it was actually really nice catching up with some old buddies that i haven't seen in a while then i had to work in the morning so i was out to like one then got up at six in the morning to sell some yeezys on dick's sporting goods website shout out dick's sporting goods you did only time cory post go ahead greg well you just didn't give me the heads up man come on dog i did i there's no there's literally nothing i could do i could like tell the most i could do is like tell you when we're like flipping the switch to let people kind of go through great that'd be

awesome doesn't i was sitting there and i watched them flip it and i still couldn't get there so good freaking luck my guy the only time cory posts on social media and instagram i'm like oh this must be a yeezy day because he posts like the dick sporting good social media posts come get these dog makes millions of dollars i'm just saying you need to steal some so we can give some away on the podcast. We can get one more viewer. That might be incriminating. Illegally steal them. Okay, are we going to take this episode off the air then? Cut it right now. Alright, guys.

I can edit that out. Dolphin noise. Dammit, he's going to clip that now. I know, he's going to clip that. I'm sorry, i couldn't do it uh all right moving on so yeezys did that till like noon i had to reinstall a toilet because stupid reasons had to do that and then claire came over and we had a nice like homemade pizza wine and we did a puzzle now like we're in the middle of doing that where it's like such a like old person thing to do and we realize that but we're like we're having a quiet night in like it was really nice because we'd been like bouncing around the weekends before and then drink some prune juice after exactly and that yeah we played some bingo just two-person

bingo the whole you know the works so then complain about your hips put your pills in their little organizer for tomorrow you know the usual exactly how many hold on how many times did you sigh when you sat down like you were sitting down you're like and then you just like i don't not not when i'm sitting down when i get up though so okay got you probably like three to four i didn't get up that much um yeah exactly so then nine o'clock rolls around maybe eight o'clock and claire's sister is like hey what are you guys doing tonight we had to like embarrassingly tell her what we're doing her sister is like 22 and she was like gonna go down to south side but wanted to stay at like claire's apartment but she wasn't there so i was

like oh like they could stay over here it's fine like whatever so like it was like it like not embarrassing but it's like i feel old enough like was like it like not embarrassing but it's like i feel old enough like doing this stuff and then all of a sudden like three 22 year old girls come in like they're all dressed up to go down to south side like i used to do like two years ago and they're like why don't you invite me over they're just like they're just like like oh like you guys are having such a nice quiet night in and i'm like god damn it like this is embarrassing like uh i don't know i just felt so old like i've never felt more old in my life than them being like yeah we're gonna go down the south side like they got an uber they

went to the wrong bar in the uber because they put the wrong address it's like her whole like typical like 20 22 year old night and i'm just like claire i found the corner piece like are you gonna do the edges or like i'm gonna focus on the inside and then you get the edges did we flip all the puzzle pieces yeah it was like kind of embarrassing but anyway good night and then sunday watched football and went oh for three on all my bets this weekend so there was a reason i deleted is that combined i was gonna say is that two weeks combined now where you haven't hit on one of your bets over it's a it's impressive you're getting punished by the gambling that's true exactly that's fine i mean whatever like

whatever i do it for fun and it's fun for four quarters until you lose in the fourth quarter on a bet every time and i had the bills money line so it was a big i feel like i feel how the bills well not not as bad as the bills but i feel for the bills fans it's the same thing i feel for the bills fans that's all i can say um so i had i have two two different ratings i was going to give it so i'll just say both of them um uh over three betting that's obvious so like puts it be like come on like that's a good rating and then i put father of three sick because of the three kids that yeah because of the three children that came over and yeah i don't really you know there's a number in there so like do what you will with it uh rooks how was your weekend it was good uh i was just in charlotte visiting some friends i left on wednesday

flew out tacos and margs for days for dinner on thursday went to this like indoor golf simulator thing played pebble beach shot 20 over i'm a fucking god are you kidding me that's pretty granted so on the simulator there's actual there's actual putting but if you hit it inside of seven feet the next one's a gimme so the only reason i shot 20 over is i didn't have to put anything inside of seven fucking feet so it was which is still pretty far it was great though um had a great time had some beers with the boa with uh my homie and his wife and then after that but after that we went to uh we went back just hung out a little and then went out to dinner we got some barbecue that was delicious then the next day went to my other boy's place um i have two friends that in like the charlotte area so went to the other guy's place and then he lives this beautiful apartment in the

center of charlotte and that night he wanted to take me he's shout out swank that guy's fucking nuts but he wanted to take me to this metal bar Schwenk. That guy's fucking nuts. But he wanted to take me to this metal bar. It's like heavy metal, like mosh pits. And I was just like, you know what? Let's check it out. It's a 20-minute Uber away. It starts snowing like shit. We get in the Uber.

We get out of the Uber. Finally, after 10 minutes of us waiting to get a fucking Uber, one comes through for us. It's snowing like fuck. Drops us off at the door. We have to go around this corner. We go around comes through for us it's snowing like fuck drops us off at the door we could or we have to go like around this corner we go around the corner realize it's closed turn around uber's gone so we're like oh fuck and it's still snowing both try to call ubers for like 20 minutes no one there's no drivers it's not even like the thing where it's like searching it's just no drivers available right now so we're like three miles outside the city.

We fucking hiked back into the goddamn city. Fucking. It was, it was a long walk and I'm wearing these fucking nice ass boots that are great because they were like leather and they weren't fucking letting any water in. But man, they're not,

not the dirty Tim. They're not made for this. The perfect moment. Oh man. Fuck now. But like these boots are not made for a is the perfect moment man fuck now but like these boots are not made for a truck like trudging through a blizzard you know what i mean it's just not it's not gonna happen but we walk three miles back get in the city hit two bars still made

a little night out of it all good then saturday i went shooting for the first time in my life fucking shotgun shooting shooting some bird, or some clays. I don't know why I keep calling them birdies, but they're like clay pigeons. I don't know why I call them birdies. Yeah. I don't fucking know. I'm a dumbass.

It's close. 80%. Your boy shot a solid 14%, which is like, out of 75, I hit 11. That shit is crazy. That seems bad.

That seems more than 14%. It's really bad. I don't know. I'm not a math major or anything. Yeah. But I hit 11 out of 75. Like, it was really hard to pick up at first. My dumb ass, like, the first couple times I was shot,

I'm just staring at the crosshair at the end of the gun. So, like, I don't know where the fucking target even is. Like, the fucking clay is going through the sky, and I'm just, like, cross-eyed looking at this little dot at the end of the gun so like i don't know where the fucking target even is like the fucking clay is going through the sky and i'm just like cross-eyed looking at this little dot at the end of the gun it was fucking clown shit but then eventually figured it out blew some of those fuckers up um then went back had a little night out again 14.7 you were right thank you um but grand old time just a lot of catching up, a lot of boozing, broke it down on this fucking dance floor.

Oh, my God. It's placed at only 80s and 90s music. Your boy was thriving on that dance floor. It was fucking great. But, yeah, overall, solid, solid, solid weekend. A lot of giggles, a lot of drinks. I'm going to give my weekend rating a four-day buzz because I was just buzzed for four days,

and it did not relent. And it was great. All right, Brian, how was your weekend? My weekend was all right. I didn't do too much, like Corey was saying. The new How I Met Your Father TV series started this week, though, if anyone watched it. How's Hillary?

I'm actually kind of really into it. Oh, hot as hell. It's great. that's kind of the only reason i'm watching also just like nostalgia from how i met your mother she's big into hockey guys she's a huge butt too if you didn't know yo just saying look it up it's been like what was it her is the only things i see on twitter recently for hillary duff is like the same shit as what is it natasha benningfield where everyone's like yo where did her dumper come from and i was like bro what is the internet right now and then both of them like responded in like similar just like oh yeah i've always had it thanks like it's just and respect for responding like i think or at least natasha benningfield responded super casually like mad fucking props does she have a like little caricature that also has a big dumper?

We should make it, at least. I mean. Her little character, when she was in Lizzie McGuire, she was, like, 15. So, like, we can't really go there. I'm not saying. I just want it on the podcast so it's out there. I'm not saying we make the 15-year-old Hillary. Do cartoons age, or is she still 15 in the cartoon?

That's a – honestly, Brian, that's a really good question because I would say they don't because, like, how long has Simpsons been going on? And, like, they haven't aged. Maggie's still a baby. Still a baby. Still – yeah. Still. All right.

Keep going. 40-year-old baby. That's a really good point, though. I appreciate it. Hey, you're doing great. Thanks, guys. Still. All right. Keep going. 40-year-old baby. That's a really good point, though. I appreciate it. Hey, you're doing great. Thanks, guys. I'm struggling. UFC was on Saturday, and all the fights were disappointing.

They were supposed to be great, but all the really low-level fights were insane. So that was sort of entertaining. The main heavyweight fight, they just wrestled for five rounds, and no one swung. So exactly what the people wanted. You're saying Ngannou's soft then? He did have a torn MCL and ACL. So, no. But it just wasn't what you expected.

Mr. Francis, Brian is here by calling you out on your next match. He wants the title. Add it to the list. Add it to our event that it's eventually gonna happen jojo siwa can open up for him so oh or we could do like a mixed gender mixed weight match between jojo siwa and francis sangano but like three jojo siwas we're gonna need infinity 10 year olds though and i realize how's that how that sounds but like it's like if yeah i mean it's been a year if anyone wants to know the backstory of that hey listen to the

other 51 podcasts and you'll hear why i just said that so there you go drumming up business uh but sunday we went to brunch and it was a mess we're trying to go this first restaurant and they had no reservations so we went to the second restaurant, and I put her name in. And then they didn't have a chair for her table. They had five chairs, but we had six people. So the waitress was like, I'll go check the basement. And she went into the basement. Five minutes passes, and she doesn't come out the door.

And then she comes back in through the front and was like, I'm sorry. I got locked in the basement, so I had to go through a side door to get into another building. And they come out that way. Brian's like, where's my chair? She didn't come out with a chair she was like yes we don't have a chair so like we're like okay and so the two people that were coming it was supposed to only be one and he like last minute we're about to sit down he's like can i bring someone else so that's why i asked and i was like i texted about it's like they don't literally have another chair and he's like all right uh and then sounds like such a made-up excuse that you would get from a friend oh i know and i felt bad but so i walked back in and i was

like all right so we're ready and she was like what and like she put people at our table and i was like did you give away a table she's like well and i was like that's fine okay we can leave um so we left that place went to a third restaurant uh that place didn't have brunch so we left that place, went to a third restaurant. That place didn't have brunch, so we left there, went to a fourth place, had brunch. And it was the best Eggs Benedict I've ever had. Cinderlands. Cinderlands is fire. Yeah, Cinderlands. Brunch, Eggs Benny on a Cheddar Bay biscuit with hollandaise sauce just covering the entire plate.

Sponsor us. Cinderlands. hollandaise sauce just covering the entire plate sponsor us cinder lands but so that made up for all like the running around but went to a museum afterwards which was really boring what one but like uh heineken science oh no not science carnegie art and history so you're one of the people that goes to museums it's like this shit sucks. Yeah. No, I go there and like make fun of things and then just talk about not stuff that's actually on the walls. Have you ever played the game art or crap fun art or crap? Like if you're going to like art history.

No, I like the history one because it's like history. It's a lot of dinosaurs. Yeah. And they have a bunch of dinosaurs have really small heads like you look at their body it's like 90 shoulders and then like their face is about like two inches wide and they just look so stupid so easy target to make fun of they're dead also can't defend themselves yeah so yeah that's he hey t-rex is definitely can't are you saying rooks uh what was the last time you've been to a museum?

This man's out here just fucking roasting dead-ass fucking animals. Like, what is wrong with you? Hey, hey, Brian. Bring a microphone and stand on stage. At the dinosaurs. At the dinosaurs. See what they say. So I haven't been to one in a while, but the last two I went to, I went to the spy museum

and then I went to the Holocaust museum. They're both very interesting. Holocaust Museum. I don't think Brian's going to sit here and roast the Holocaust Museum. Next time you guys come to Chicago, we'll get aggressively high, and then go to Shedd Aquarium and just look at all the fish. Brian's going to get aggressively high. Brian could be our dad.

Brian could be our dad. I'll shop around. No, we're going to do it where we're by those kid leashes where they tie around our waists all together. Then Brian can just walk us around. But we're going to get

and we can see the fish. Kids on a rope. But it's a dog. We're going to go nowhere and we're going to get hit by a car. But yeah, sure. Nah, we'll be fine. We'll be fine.

Have I ever steered you wrong before? Yes. Yes. Last thing though. Woke up Monday morning morning giant hole in my sheets so i must have ripped some mean farts in the middle of the night to really just blow a hole into my like fitted sheet on my bed but like that was a surprise how big is the hole it's literally like question is there like two foot long like i don't know this man burn was having a horny ass tree he's just thrusting his bed dude he's got those two feet strokes in god damn this is a fuck out question this is important what's the thread

count on your sheets um probably pretty low they're either walmart or target so they're not the best was and i said long because it's like it's like a rip it's not like a perfect circle if it's a perfect circle like you gotta we have some conversations we gotta bring up if you fight no if you like downstairs it wouldn't like no it wouldn't like if you're just like the rust in the sheet though like it wouldn't it wouldn't make like a perfect circle or a perfect outline of your dick depends how what would it make and sharp it is it would be more like a perfect circle or a perfect outline of your dick? Depends how thin and sharp it is. It would be more like a rip because you'd be like moving, right? Like you wouldn't keep jabbing the same spot like exactly.

Maybe it's just accurate. So you just poke around randomly? Do girls enjoy that? We're going to do a sleep study. We're going to watch Bird in his sleep. We're going to analyze this. The back of the knee. Girls love that. Oh yeah so uh i was just bewildered in the morning

um so i rate my week a 130 minute wait nice because i waited 30 minutes and then they didn't have a chair and then i'd go to different you should have rated it like one less chair just like one less chair than what you should have gotten wait you waited invented time machine you waited 30 minutes to hump your bed in a perfect circle it'd be like that all right so the sports movies we're talking about this week the photo that was going around, honestly, probably a year ago now. Nine movies from the beginning. It's Friday Night Lights, Rudy, Coach Carter, Remember the Titans, The Blind Side, Space Jam, Rocky, Glory Road, and Miracle.

And you have to keep only three. Do we? And honestly. Are we round tabling and doing all three? Or are we just going like we're eachling and doing all three or we just go in like we're each giving one by one and we'll just like roll through like that i think we just do we go through the list and we say whether it's on or off and why okay of our list that works fun yeah our individual ones are the group list our individual ones individual individual at the

end we'll make a group list of that god that's gonna be a fight a half. Do you want to start with slandering everything Zach loves, or do we want to save that for the middle? I would love to save that. No, let's start with it. Let's start with it, because I got a really good point. All right, Rudy, number one. Is it on your list? Yes.

Real quick. Trash. No. Off my list. Thank you. You guys are East Coast bitches. Does not deserve. I would also like it.

I would like to point out it's not on my list because i've never seen it and if i still haven't seen it then why would i put it on my list never seen rudy do i need to see it at this point i've thank you guys are disqualified then i've heard no he plays two downs of football in the entire movie exactly also like i've heard he's a great trier i know what happens so what's the point the only reason i might watch it is because maybe he'll carry frodo up the mountain to throw the ring and the fires amount sean asson is a million times better in this movie than he is and fucking lord of the rings oh i'm hungry let me carry the pots and pans to cook the fucking potatoes yeah

get fucked he should have kicked sam's ass or Frodo's ass in the mountain when he had the chance. Fight, fight. Well, so my reasoning for not enjoying this movie is so I did, when I, like growing up, I did see Lord of the Rings

before I saw Rudy. So I knew him as Sam and God, Sam is like my least favorite character in all of Lord of the Rings. He's just like, he's such a whiny little brat and he sam is like my least favorite character in all of lord of the rings like he's just like he's such a whiny little brat and like he's just like loves mr frodo so goddamn much and he just simps over him the whole time i just hate it he's the best friend he's a good i know but it's just like friendship my god oh my gosh it's just a story of friendship to be fair so like i saw the

movie when i was like i saw lord of the rings when i was like middle school is that my brother was watching i was just like this guy's annoying as shit and like there's no like i don't understand like the undertones of friendship in lord of the rings at that age i was like this guy's fucking annoying man um but like so then when i saw rudy i was like oh not this fucking guy again and i was just immediately out and then the whole it's like this whole uplifting story, but the whole time, just like, fuck this guy. I don't want to listen to this guy's fucking, I don't want to hear his bio. How do you feel about Sean Astin, though, in the, like, hold shirt of 50 First Dates? Because, like, come on, best. Yeah.

And also, so my favorite role of his is in the Goonies. Let's not talk about Sean Astin role. Let's get back to Rudy here. What are we talking about here? Can I defend this movie? He peaked in the Goonies. Let's not talk about Sean Astin role. Let's get back to Rudy here. What are we talking about here? Can I defend this movie? He peaked in the Goonies. Go ahead. All right.

I agree that I probably have a biased take because this he went to I saw Rudy before I saw that bit because I wasn't a nerd and didn't just sit down

and watch Lord of the Rings. So this was my first role I saw Sean Astin in. So it didn't That's a national treasure. That didn't bother me. Movie takes place. He's from the Chicagoland area.

Shout out Joliet Catholic, where he went to high school. Goes to Notre Dame. Arguably, one of the greatest sports scenes ever is when... Or the music in it is when they're doing the tryouts and the fog is rising up from the practice machines or the practice field. And then the special teams coach is like, listen,

I don't care if any of you make the team. We're going to kick the shit out of you and then we're going to see who makes it and they go run in the field and they're doing all the drills

and then at the end, Rudy's one of the only three movies that I've ever cried at the end of, by the way. So that's why it has to be on my list. It's a story about perseverance.

I kind of resonate with Rudy a little bit. I was a little short boy when I was growing up and and I loved playing football. And I'm like, maybe I too can play for Notre Dame one day. You're like 6'4". Huh? You're 6'4". But in high school. But yeah, but back then. Back then. I didn't know I was going to grow.

Fifth grade. But at the end, when they're chanting his name, they're like, Rudy, go to the stadium. Then he runs out in the field. The music swells. His dad starts crying. His brother starts crying. His brother didn't believe in him. I kind of wanted his brother to be dead. Jon Favreau's clapping in the crowd with his wife. Vince Vaughn gave up his spot

for him on the team. Or no. No. Yes. They became friends. I don't know. It doesn't matter. There's a lot of great actors in the movie. Anyway, great movie. You cry at the end. Great music. Good lesson. Golden Dome helmets. Go Rudy. Trash. 50%. Golden Dome helmets. Go Rudy. Trash.

50% of this podcast has not seen that movie. Therefore, if we put that on our movie as like a group thing, I will walk out. You have assignment. Assignment. You two have to watch Rudy before the next podcast. And the Goonies. Sure. I quit.

Sure. I quit. I'll do that and I'll tell you why it's poopy poop seven other movies that are better than the all right what's what's next then braga what we got booty oh uh blindside the one that's just below so this team is your family michael i just i just have a serious question um can i pick this three times to save can this be the only movie i save from the list get out of here i'm just kidding i'm being an asshole it's it's fine i'm just added okay with

the movies on this list fuck no i'm not picking the goddamn blind side so it's not on your list right now fuck no not on mine cory no zach no this is the ultimate mom movie this is like the mom sports my mom whenever this is on t, my mom will sit down and watch it. Oh, same here. The entire thing. It's a good movie, but it's not like a ride or die. I'm not like Jones into watch The Blind Side. Hold on.

It's mostly the mom wrangling the family, and that's why every mom will rest. It's a Sandra Bullock movie. I was going to say, do you hate this movie because of Sandra Bullock? Is that the main driving force? mean that doesn't help but like one it just feels slightly racist because like it's supposed to be about the kid can make it to the nfl and the main character is the white mom who just like comes in and saves the day and adopts him so like it's just like sit right and then also yeah it's sandra So, like, she kind of sucks. Well, like, I'd agree with that if it wasn't, like, a true story, though.

But it's not. But it's a true story. But make him the main character. No, but. You're saying, like, make the movie more about, like, Michael. Yeah. Gotcha. Yeah. I think that's also a really good point.

Honestly, I've never even thought of. And, yeah, like, it was already not on my list. But yeah. It's about him. And they ignored him. He's a side character. And they made him seem really stupid. And then it's just about Sandra Bullock saving the day.

Yeah, if they made him. Because, I mean, he's said this before. They're like, oh, did you not know how to play football? Yeah, he knew about football. He's like, no, I definitely was good at football. Like, the entire time. Like, I was never bad at football and then all of us like his mom he basically sandra bull goes up to him and my again i said it before but if i'm like this team is your family michael you

have to protect the quarterback like he's sj and i'm like oh and then it clicks in his head and he just starts wrecking fools like the kid in the d line like that doesn't make any sense like i wish i would do that well i didn't mind like mom not come down from the stands and be like oh zach you suck that's why you're on jv this team is like your family zach and then i turn to fucking brian urlacher and start making tackles everywhere i just my my one friend when this like came out i think it was my boy johnny shout out johnny um i i'm pretty sure johnny's mom he was it yes He was making fun of that movie about like Just how dumb they were Making like Michael or

Like he was like wasn't there like a scene Where they were like like they looked in the Background Michael or just like hunched over eating Grass and they're like god damn it Michael he's Eating the grass again it's like It's like and he's making a joke Obviously but it's like yeah they did make Michael seem Like a fucking idiot yeah Again it's like, yeah, they did make Michael seem like a fucking idiot.

Yeah. Again, it's kind of racist. So not on anyone's list. Good. We can move on. Yikes. Can we make it not on this list, but only on the group list? Good.

You guys all go with that? That makes sense. Let's see how the group list pans out at the end. I'm not against it, but like, we'll see. I don't know how that's going to work. All right. Let's go. Glory Road.

On your list or not? Never seen it. It's the only one I've never seen. Good movie not on my list. Zach? Great movie not on my list. Yes. I agree with Zach.

Wow. It's on my list. Really? You need one basketball movie. You're a big basketball guy. That one's so good. Yeah, it is. I hate basketball.

It is really good. But that's the one basketball movie I've guy. That one's so good. Yeah, it is. I hate basketball. It is really good. But that's like the one basketball movie I've seen, and it's so good. Honestly. Because I think I've seen the other one. I've seen Coach Carter as well, and Glory Road's probably the best basketball movie. If that ends up on the group list, I'm not mad about it, because I do agree, because I have two football ones on my list, and that did seem weird. It seems not right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, I'd like to great movie just i'd like to make a breaking news announcement after reviewing these nine again i'd like to uh remove rudy from my list as much as i love it uh oh yes so there the crowd goes i realized i forgot how long that movie is like there's a part where he goes to there's a part where he goes to college and they keep like, alright, can we get more of the football stuff? It was more football. Of course he goes to college. Was he not in Notre Dame? He went to another college

for two years and couldn't get into Notre Dame. He finally got into Notre Dame. It was like a whole ordeal. The movie was a little shorter. There's not much football in that movie. The football part is great though. Every football part of great though every football part of it is fantastic but i did forget how long it is anyway sorry cory cut you off please continue about coach carter or um uh gloria road gloria road i mean just great movie honestly like

i've seen coach quarter also good but like i don't know this one this one i don't know i just remember i've only seen it like maybe one time in theater, and I remember how good it was, and that's the one that should be played on TNT or whatever over and over again. I think it's really good, and it's not played that often. It's not overplayed. Maybe that's part of the reason why I like it. It's on TNT a lot.

Really? I think I've seen it on random cable multiple times. Boobie Miles is a great point guard. How are you watching random cable? Exactly. Got to give him a little double action on this. Boobie Miles is a great point guard. I'm watching Random Cable. Exactly. You gotta give him a little double action on this. Boobie Miles was in it?

Since we're talking Coach Carter, we can talk Coach Carter too. I don't have much to say about Glory Rooks. I don't remember specifics other than... I just remember the bathroom scene where they get beat up. I remember that one.

Yeah. Racism, man. Stinky. There's a lot of anti-racism movies in this list, which is good. Don't get me wrong a lot of uh anti-racism movies in this list which is good don't get me wrong we are an anti-racist podcast but there's no well and one maybe question mark pro one in blindside base jam going out of limb here yeah blindside is about racism but not against it it's in support of racism i don't want to say support i want to say like it blurs the

line we'll say that oh come on and hug me is that from space jam you said yeah we got it okay yeah yeah sick sick sick uh so is coach carter on anyone's list too much channing tatum no so this would be like if this would not enough shirtless chain this would be on my list but like when we do get to the ones i want on my list i'll break down why and i'll do more explanation like i enjoy this movie a lot and i thought it was really good but like it's it's just not quite it's just like c it's not there it's just not there for me it's for me it's b it's probably beats here but like the ones that i'm picking are all s so yeah i just sam jackson in any role i just like can't take seriously ever since like snakes on a plane and then like he's in marvel now so like and then you i'm just picturing him with

one eye just like in a trench coat yelling at robert downey jr about like aliens and then you add in shanning tatum who is in magic mike and he's trying to be this like gangster basketball player like this is not I can't buy it I will say in favor though of that movie like they didn't do those roles before that movie so like still great I mean it's still agreeing with you guys completely agree but now yeah it's a little a little uh I don't know like tainted now when you watch it because it's like like they're good actors because like liked it back then back then, and now I'm like, mm. Burn. Did you call him Sam Jackson?

Yeah, Sammy. Samuel L. Jackson. But, like, did you just say Sam Jackson? Yeah. I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to Samuel L. Jackson as Sam Jackson. I hate it. You don't remember. They call

Brian and Sam the Wayback Boys. They do go way back. What's next? We started fresh at one point. Rocky. On anyone's list? Corey? No. I know you said it once.

Just because Philly, but no. Great movie, great soundtrack. No. Great movie. Great soundtrack. Too long. How long is it? It's a long. It's kind of like Rudy in the sense that there's not that much boxing. It's just Rocky running around.

I'll also say having five, I think, or six, five Rockies and now two creeds which also creed good movie but it's tainted it's like they keep like pumping them out and like i just want like one good really good one if they were to stick with it maybe but they like kept bringing things out and it's just like it's a lot of rocky it's a lot of listening to sylvester salan like i can't i was gonna bring that uh it's an hour and 59 minutes long which that's not bad but it came out in 1976 where movies were like an hour and 10 minutes long so that's crazy long also like adrian this was still alone before all the cte and you still can't understand them i watched it in high school and like yeah it just makes no sense like you do need subtitles and it's just it's a lot uh so it's definitely like a classic but we are all too young to really actually appreciate not even the best rocky it's a good movie i just i think

that's yeah i think stallone's stallone's just like like dialogue is it's just like, like dialogue is, it's just too much. Like I can't. Garbage. Like just, if I have to listen to this guy talk the whole fucking movie and he talks like that, I just eventually start tuning it out. Cause it's like, I don't know what the fuck you're saying, my guy. Like what is going on? You know how you can tune like your GPS or whatever you use, Google Maps or whatever. It's like a different accent. How funny would it be if you could just put Sylvester Sloan?

Like. Dude, that'd scare the shit out of me. You would never get to where you need to be. You'd be like, I'm sorry. I'd be like, what?

It's fucking gibberish. Shout out to Philly for building the statue of a fictional character, though. What a second-rate city. Hey, get the fuck out of here. Home of Ben Franklinlin like basically all the founding fathers are like we're gonna put this fake

boxer up there he's the beacon of hope for our city at least philly doesn't dump poop on their uh artists that come in town that you know of wasn't it reversed in the artist pour the poop yeah thanks for listening cory

it was out of there it was out of the dave matthews man bus it's but i will say it's because dave matthews as we know tours heavily they've probably hit every single city in the u.s right and how weird is it that they said you know chicago seems like the city that we need to dump shit in you know i'm just saying it's a it's a point that somebody needs to make, and I'm going to be here, and I'm going to make the point. You know? Just food for thought. That's how they dye their rivers green. We have...

Ew. Sorry. Keep going. We have four more. Remember the Titans. On anyone's list 110 percent yes there we go an absolute slapper of a movie football action got plenty of it like the thing is so one thing i'm assuming this list right we keep these three movies these are only movies that we like only sports movies you get to watch sports movies so yeah i need like i need a feel good story with like a nice

like strong message in it like does it he get like hit by a car at some point how's that feel but like the whole idea is the team comes together and they fucking kill it like they come together in like these hard terrible times and they get their slogan for the year to the shit hey guys we gotta come together and just kill it exactly that's like that's their uh their notre dame uh like banner on the way out of their fucking locker room that they're all smacking but um just says kill it but no it's like okay yes there's like some bad things that happen but it's all about the team coming together and like going to the championship every sports movie but every sports movie is the same thing but this is like i don't know i just

feel like it's more real and it's deeper than some of the other just typical feel-good sports movies yeah um well i have a couple points all right so i want to get through them one great actors don't interrupt ryan gosling as a cornerback that gets replaced. That's incredible. He's a liability. He is. A liability at corner. But also, like, self-reflection, which we should all learn.

He put Petey in, and that's how the team wins. Also, historic. Shout out to Donald Faison. I think there's a's shout out huge shout out um but i think i think it's like i don't know i like the historic aspect of sports movies it's like it's cool if you like made up the story like i can respect it but like it's also cool to know that that happened like i don't know that i end up like going through and like researching that like looking at the season and like seeing the teams they played like i think it's cool and like um uh against it but also like interesting point

on the racism piece of it like that's they did that in a good way and to rooks's point it's like better than sandra yeah they're right they didn't all get adopted by a white they didn't promote racism like yeah so yeah like it was all focused about like the hardships that they had and the team rallying around it to rooks's point and then like yeah just overall great movie actors history all that i mean we haven't mentioned the soundtrack yet and the soundtrack is that's all bangeranger. That's a soundtrack I bought on CD or my parents bought and you just throw that puppy in the car

and you wouldn't skip a track. Yeah, I agree. I mean, the actors you mentioned, Hayden Panettiere, getting her start as the little girl. That's true. I forgot. Well, never mind.

Watch Heroes. Did you say sheesh? No, watch Heroes. Rook said sheesh when I said Hayden Panettiere as a little girl. I didn't say anything. You said Hayden Panettiere and I went,

that's probably it. Fuck you, man. Soundtrack, great. Also, I think the most quotable and gif-able movie. There's just so many gifs you can pull from here, I feel like. Like, whether it's the strong side, left side, like,

attitude reflects leadership captain. They're doing, like, the we are. There was nothing I wanted to do more than coming out of high school to, like, you know, we were the Mustangs. We'd be like, we are. And then do the dance. And then it was the thing I just wanted to do during high school. So, I don't know.

I agree. It's just a good, it's a, it's a movie that if it's on, I feel like it's our version of our, like when our dads would watch like green mile or, you know, or yeah, it's our version of Rudy.

You're right. Zach. Yeah. Not green mile. That's definitely green miles. Not also not as fortunate. Um, um, Go ahead, Brian. I love this movie, but like Corey was saying and Brooks, I wanted to diversify.

If these are only movies I'm going to watch, I'm going to pick a different football movie. So I know your football movie. Yes. Also, Ryan Gosling, you don't want him to be a liability. You just want him to be shirtless. So it's not in the right spot. I think he was kind of doughy in that movie, though. I don't think he was ripped Ryan Gosling. No don't want him to be a liability. You just want him to be shirtless. So it's not in the right spot. I think he was kind of doughy in that movie, though. I don't think he was ripped Ryan Gosling.

No, he wasn't. That's what I'm saying. He wasn't hot boy yet. That's what I'm saying. It's not good. Exactly. That's not what you want. You want him to be a shirtless reliability.

And all I can remember is just the Ain't No Mountain High scene, and that's just ingrained in my head as 75% of the movie. So it's just too much. I just came here, and people say, sunshine. When the dude comes up. I don't think he said it like that dude can you can you imagine watching your kid play cornerback and just getting toasted like eight plays in a row and then being pissed when he gets taken out like if my son jeremy minor have your parents call us in and let my son gets torched on a nine route three separate times i'm going down and pulling him out like get the

fuck on the bench kid turn in your cleats turn in your fucking shit and get the fuck get you're walking home so i'm sorry you're gonna badge we have to bring it up because brian just brought it up and so when we were living with jeremy minor he was on an episode don't know the episode number we'll put it in the bio or something uh He got toasted on a route to... Brian, please correct me. I don't want to get this wrong. They lost against the rivals, or was it State when he got toasted as corner?

It wasn't like a championship game. It wasn't a championship, right? It was playoffs, and it was against the rival team. Maybe the regional playoffs or something. It was televised on ESPN. So there is video jeremy got toasted hey he was corner and he's like it's like he he can't live it down again incredible episode 46 jeremy was on you know there's there's a lot of things you can take from remember the

titans number one no white guys at corner just no white guys at corner ever that's the biggest fucking thing you can take jeremy a hard lesson for that one also i will say to zach's point about the soundtrack we uh when we were playing hockey we can play like warm-up music when you're just like shooting and both teams are shooting so like at your home rink it's like a thing you can do and we put uh build me up buttercup and it really confused a lot of people when we played it. And it was fantastic because our whole team loved it. But you'd have a visiting team coming in thinking there's going to be some intimidating music,

and then Build Me Up Buttercup comes on, and they just don't know how to feel. And it was great. It was awesome. I like that. I like that strategy, to be honest what's next all right so three left space jam on your list absolutely on my list yes uh-huh that is my basketball movie check it off 110 space jam was a staple and i'm not talking like fuck space jam 2 it didn't watch it didn't

want to you know why because space jam 1 is revolutionary space jam 1 changed my fucking life when i was a kid okay that movie so good the fucking the grat like the the effects at that age granted man they do not fucking hold up you watch that movie now and you're like what the fuck is this but when you're like when we're at that age and that movie came out i was like bro this shit is crazy how the fuck did they get bugs bunny and michael jordan in the same room you know what i mean and they're playing basketball together like what the fuck imagine writing up their contracts bugs bunny like he probably got paid a lot i think you got definitely got racks but yeah it was just well and it's just

so good and then you watch like i don't know if any of you seen last dance too but the episode in last dance where it's talking about him being in space jam and shit like it's just fascinating to me so like i love it it's one of my favorite movies all the time it's it's an absolute slapper also i was talking i think i was talking to my brother about this the fucking scene where they've all lost their talent and charles barkley goes to a public court and this one charles barkley is is mvp level and she's like you're just a wannabe that looks like i was like bitch charles barkley is like the most noticeable person on this planet and there's like all these reports going out about how the players are sick and shit i was like you're an asshole you're such a fucking asshole for kicking this guy off the

court great scene though it's one of my favorites six eight yeah he's fucking you see a dude who's also six eight that looks just like charles barkley just walking around love that shit oh my god love Love it. Yeah, no, it's the best. Growing up in Chicago, you have to like this movie as Ryder by Michael Jordan people. Shout out to the

Jordan... What Jordan shoes did he wear? Was it the 11s? The 8s? I don't know. He has like a special Space Jam version of the Jordans that he wears. Space Jams? I want to say they were 10 or 11s. Let me look. all they're all black ones i think and they're sick um yeah they're the ones that they have them like steal from his house yeah you can buy the new jordans so they don't actually that is one of my complaints the movie they don't have

him steal jordans from his house they just steal like his north carolina basketball shoes that are just this general those are jordan jordan 11s jordan 11s are space jams are they all black i think right i don't know yeah yeah um but anyway the intro is sick i sent it to the group for you guys to watch if you haven't seen in a while it is objectively sick oh for sure and another great soundtrack they have like heater after heater music uh except for the r kelly song uh we don't we don't we disavow um but music, uh, except for the R Kelly song. Uh, we don't, we don't, we disavow. Um, but I mean,

good song, except for the art from the artist, uh, the Looney Tunes on the top of their game. Hilarious. Daffy duck. One of the top five comedians of all time animated or not. Just,

just bring it in. The wealth, the will Ferrell of his generation. Exactly. He just, he just never misses. Um, Lola bunny,

hot, um, uh, Taz great we talk we talk about caricatures with booties i still i still have no idea to your list i still have no idea she doesn't age fictional characters as we said earlier she does not age why did they like why did they make her so sexual dude all i'm saying is somebody somebody must have got a fat bonus for what they did to that character don't ever have you seen her in space jam 2 though no i haven't watched it and i'm not gonna like i'm not gonna say i refuse but like let's just say I haven't watched it. We know why you're not watching it. Did you just say flat to a fucking cartoon character? Yo, that was big news when it came out. I know it was.

Baggy shorts. Reasonably so. So my points on this. I don't think I gave it the respect it deserved when i first saw it like you know see that you see the image of what is it not how many are there nine how many movies and what movie the movies on the list movies on the list yeah i think that's how many space jams are yeah two i yeah no uh when i saw nine i did not give it the respect it deserved because you all made really good points if this was 10 year old me all right i would have yeah first pick overall easy but i think i think it's four i think it's right there but i just i don't i haven't watched it in 15

years probably it's and like dude. Dude, I just want you, I want everybody out there listening, picture your boy 5'6", 5'7", on a good day. I just remember having that plastic basketball hoop and remember the scene where he reaches out and his arm just grows? Do I remember? I remember the closing scene of the movie where he wins the game. remember i remember like the closing stretch the closing

scene of the movie where he wins the game do you remember when the titanic hit the iceberg yeah i would have my rubber ball my rubber basketball on that i don't know three foot hoop and i would reach out and i would slam it in i'd be like i'm gonna be six feet one day one of these days i'm gonna be six foot and i'm gonna slam this bad boy in here and you know what we all have dreams we may not obtain them and it's a lesson to learn i'm just saying and for that reason you're number four space jam sorry but yeah space jam space jam so if i got like the nine movies on this list space jam is like my change up from like a more serious tone like this is gonna be my like fun watch

just straight entertainment value just goofy goofy shit love it I get that it's good just freaking glory road is so good I feel like a space jam if you're like stuck in a desert island would get annoying after like four not for not for your

boy no absolutely not it definitely would. Anyone who says I could watch a movie 10, 15 times in a row without getting bored of it is just not human. It's not possible. Yeah. I agree. Alright, two left.

Cory? Miracle? Oh, for sure. Alright. I know this is four and or Miracle? Oh, for sure. All right. Brooks. I know this is four and or five for me. Four slash five. This is on my list. It's absolutely a good one, but it's not on my list.

All right. I wanted to mix it up, so I needed another sport. I get I'm biased. I understand. Yeah, for the viewers, Corey is the only person out of all four of us that has played any form of organized hockey yeah and also disorganized hockey um so i get that this is zack's rudy but i will just say uh as the biggest upset in all of sports history it should play a part into some people's minds like again i like historic

events that are true and yes it did not grow up during the cold war but i think even just like a filmography or if that's the right word like mixing in history with the importance of that game and then also the remember the titans feel of like coming together as a team like people forget that the olympics isn't what it is isn't what it is now back then like it's like now we have nhl players and that was literally college players again i'm preaching to nobody who cares but it's college players who nobody knew that beat NHL players. And it's just bananas. Also, it's fairly funny.

I don't know. It's definitely solid. It's a great movie. Loved watching it. Friggin' I feel some type of way that you put Space Jam in, but not this. That's okay. That's fair.

But I just want you to know I feel some type of way i need it's okay i need a diverse i need a diverse profile i can't have three serious ones i can't i'll just say out of sports movies what rivals this movie as a hockey movie maybe mighty ducks but even then it's like watch the movie they're off sides every single time um mighty ducks d3 specifically where they're all at the college that's the best one Mighty Ducks, but even then it's like, watch the movie. They're off sides every single time. Mighty Ducks D3 specifically, where they're all at the college, that's the best one. The answer is Goon. Goon is a great movie.

No, Miracle. Another great quotable movie, Legs Feed the Wolf. Who do you play for? Play for United States of America. Again! Is it obvious? For the girls, of America. Again. I can't. I can't. Is it obvious? For the girls, of course. Just terrible accents.

Be like. They couldn't have picked. Because what was it? Half the team was from Boston. Like the University. Boston University. The other half was from Minnesota. So I'm going to bring up a point. Because I think it's cool.

You guys might know. They picked. They picked. Hockey players. They picked actors that could skate and play they picked hockey players and taught them to act they didn't pick actors and teach them to see that's fair and i think that's another cool thing i feel like that's great um but just doesn't make any like the difference was just they it was tough yeah i got original of the origin of the story was

half the team was from boston and half the team was from minnesota. Arguably, two of the most distinct accents in the country. And they had to teach these guys how to basically act. I remember it was Jack O'Callaghan, that guy, the worst Boston accent I've ever heard in my life. But it's funny. The parallel is like, it'd be like Boston Red Sox versus New York Yankees. Again, both aggressive accents.

But if you get characters that go to play them, it's like, mm, that's a tough accent for you to try to impersonate. I can't forget Coach Brooks, don't forget my guy Jack Fox with the sweet-ass goatee right before they went to Lake Placid, though. Herb Brooks. Everyone knows him from NHL 16.

Never forget Herbie's plaid pants when they want. Also guys, how have you not dressed up as Herb Brooks yet for Halloween, Corey? Cause I needed, uh, Claire to dress up as my, uh,

hot Herb Brooks wife. Um, so she's not hot enough to dress up as her. No, she can dress up as Herb Brooks wife. Actually a scene in the movie. She's dressed, the mom is dressed up as Cleopatra. So, like, shout out, Claire. There you go.

Next Halloween. Her Brooke's wife has a name, and it's, like, on Google somewhere. So, like, if you could just stop referring to it. That's true. Also, I'm not here to brag, but guess who had a hat track on the 1980 rank? Your boy did. Gang gang. What?

They do can't. On that rank specifically? They do Canadian American tournaments, which is actually pretty fun because it's a weekend. This is a lot of me talking, but it's a weekend. They do it every single weekend up at those ranks in Lake Placid. And it's like such a small town. And so weird that they actually hosted olympics there and it's basically a full weekend where like canadian teams hang out

with american teams and like they play each other in a tournament but off ice everybody just kind of like drinks and smokes and runs around the town and it's pretty fun anyway brian what's the next movie patty brooks patty thank you she died died in 2003 so well her burks died before the movie came out which is sad you just say shout out god damn it yeah shout out patty brooks you can say like all right big fan you can say like rip or something but i don't i feel like saying shout out after we find out when someone died just it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth i'd like to think patty's listening to this podcast right now exactly if she could subscribe she would hell and hey brian and where could she leave no no no do you want to leave a message from the afterlife, look at the description of every episode. Oh, God. Get us the next movie, please.

Jesus Christ. I'm so sorry, guys. I only have one sentence to say for Miracle. It was just him going, again. Again. That's why it's on my list. Again. That's it.

Last movie. Number nine. The Goat. The Friday Night Lights. The Goat movie. The absolute must out of this fucking list. Like, come on. Is football fun, Michael? Do. Is football fun, Michael?

Do you find football fun, Michael? Corey, is it on your list? Friday Night Lights. That was definitely not the quote. Oh, it's Winchell. No, it's Mike. Yeah, Mike Winchell. Mike Winchell.

I basically, this is Michael Orr, too, from The Blind Side. It's basically the same quote. It's basically the same quote. Absolute. So, it's on your list, Corey. All I can say is is and he can pass you better believe it's on my list my guy it'll take your dog for a while and i'll paint your back porch absolute banger of a movie this is gonna turn into us just doing quotes like

we will go play for the pros. We'll go play for the pros. Absolute Bay Area movie. We got drama. All the football action, unbelievable. Such good football action. Like, super relatable things

when it comes, if you've played, like, if you've played high school football and stuff like that, granted, I ain't playing fucking 6A Texas, but, you know, like, it's just, they're strong, they're fast, played high school football and stuff like that granted i ain't playing fucking 6a texas texas

ball you know like they're strong they're fast they're strong and they're fast yeah you said that already it's just it's so good and also i give huge fucking points for this being a great movie and spoiler alert if you've never seen it which if you haven't seen it go fuck yourself but if you haven't seen it they don't win in the end which is like awesome like it's that's fucking life sometimes you're not gonna win sometimes you don't come together one of my favorite parts which i'm just gonna assume not favorite parts but one of the parts i really like about it that i'm gonna assume brian hates is after they lose they like tell the lines of like where each okay i don't know i just i just assume maybe you might not like it sorry brian sorry to put you in a i hate hearing about what

happens sorry to put you in a corner that's my fault um don't put baby but like it's like yeah we lost and then here's what we went on to do in real life which was pretty freaking cool it's so good it's such a quotable movie it's such a good movie

it's everything it's way better than the show by the way anyone who thinks anyone who thinks the show is better is wrong this movie is way better

the movie is way better Connie Britton is way better in this movie I love how she's like her and then the head booster she is in both are the movie. I love how she's like, her and then the head booster are the Mr. Buddy Garrity.

I love how they just chose them. Yeah, we'll take these two random people. Fuck it, we're just going to put you in this show too. It's fine. I mean, he's the best Buddy Garrity. Pick another person that could do that. There's no other person that could be the overbearing booster.

Just be like football for no reason over everything. So good. So I've been re-watching the show, actually. Love the show. Huge fan. Same. But the movie hits a different spot. You know what I mean?

The movie is like... Oh, for sure. The movie is goaded. God made black beautiful. God made boobie beautiful. Boobie beautiful. Boobie beautiful. Boobie beautiful. Boobie, you didn't lift.

It's all about that black Nike. It's not those white Pumas. You won't have to worry about fumbling, Bill Inslee. Why is that? Because your ass is going to be blocking for boobie. I don't care if your daddy is over there crying. Shout out drunk Tim McGraw. What an all time performance

what a piece of shit in that fucking movie oh my god he warmed up for his role in Blindside there

dude the fucking scene where like Billingsley's hooking up with that chick and he's just standing in the

fucking corner in just his boxers and he's just like licking his chops like get your drunk ass

out of here also i think the chick that he i think the chick billingsley hooky is and this could be wrong i it it looks like amber heard it is it is oh my gosh yeah crazy you might have to re-watch that movie i got it on dvd stan Amber Heard on this pod. Physically, not like anything related to anything she's ever done, though. She's the one who crapped on Johnny Depp's bed, right? Yeah. Yeah, but isn't Johnny Depp also like a psycho?

Like, isn't he also nuts? I haven't read it. She painted him as a psycho. I haven't read into it, so I could be completely wrong. No, yeah. You should be on Johnny Depp's side, is how it is at least right now it could just sounds a little biased um i'm just i'm just i'm just gassing up this movie the halftime speech by ivory christian just great oh just just fantastic and then also the halftime speech by um billy bob thornton when he does the fake i thought the fake but like the better version of the clear eyes, full heart thing.

Apparently that was all improv. He was going through like some really hardcore shit before that. And they were just like, and he was just all, he just improv that entire thing. And then the director. I might be pulling a Rux and completely making this up, but he might have been like going through a divorce or something. Yeah, something like that. Something like that and like that yeah and yeah he was yeah and he fully he like told the director he's like i'm just gonna go off like and just film it and he was like all right talk about man with the range

that man is also bad santa and bad news bears that is a man who can't do it all? Bad guy. Yikes. Now, this movie, the last time I saw it was the last football game I played in high school. That Friday, we watched it in class, my last class of the day, before we got on the bus to get in the game. There's the only time I've shed a tear during a movie. Chills. It was a lot of taking. Dude, because there's a speech in it. It's like, some of you are going to go play college ball.

This is going to be the last game you're going to play. And I'm just like, this is going to be the last game I'm going to play, coach. That's such a banger. It's so good. I'm looking at you and Rooks. You both should have walked onto Penn State seeing our offensive line and our receivers. It would have been fine. Bitch, I run a 4-9-40 yard dash, okay?

Cap. Big cap. Yeah. It's in the fives. No. No, my fast is 40. No, yeah. Not right fucking now.

Are you joking me? Jesus Christ, Zach. I fucking golf and lift weights. I don't fucking move my legs, okay? Slow twitch muscles. Jesus Christ. Brian gave me an Olympic freaking squat rack. Guess how many times I used it. Guess. I'll give you two guesses,

but you probably only need one. Price is right. Rules can't go over. Do not go over. It's a small window. This is what? Olympic squat rack usage by Gwen Corey Myers? Yes. What are we qualifying as a usage?

You're making this up, man. I don't fucking know. Bench squat or hang clean. Or if you clean and jerk, I'll accept that too. Or if you jerk off while you're on it. I'm going to say one time. I'm going to say you tried to bench, realized you couldn't bench a lot, and then just said, nah, I'm not doing this again.

I'm going to go with one. Hey, get the fuck out of here. I could have benched a lot back in the day. I worked out with Bryguy. Shout out, Bryguy. Get your personal trainer. It's Bryguy. I'm here.

I'm going zero. Two people are correct. Get fucked. Somebody hit the over. Also, Friday Night Lights. Are we all in agreement? I don't want to say Friday Night Lights on there three times. I don agreement let's just let's just put Friday Night Lights on there three times

I don't even really want to discuss everything we've gone on for too long do you honestly we should pull up the scripts and like let's just do a whole rendition

dramatic reading yeah dramatic reading yeah but halfway through it we can change the plot to wherever we wanted to go yeah uh aliens come down

and then the Looney Tunes have to save the day is how I'm gonna Channing Tatum comes through, but it's the Magic Mike version. If it was coming to football, we would want Channing Tatum from 22 Jump Street where he's hooping. That'd be sick. I want

stripper version. I want him to distract the other team. Hey, Porcaino's dose. What if it's a stripper Channing Tatum that's unbelievably good at football? That works. Is he stripping after practice? We get both. We get both? That's a lot of edit.

We don't have a budget for that. We learned our lesson from Remember the Titans. People, if there's one thing you can take away from this podcast today, don't let white people play corner. That's true