It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 52: Schemantics and Spunk Tanks, 1 Year Anniversary

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

From tier lists to drafts, schemantics to spunk tanks, and you can't forget the star studded guests like Jeff Goworthy and Big Time, it is the official one year anniversary, episode 52 of the podcast. The boyos get into what animal they would choose to go tubing on, we guess which dumb quote each of us said, and we solve world hunger. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on Social Media! and Find Other Places to Listen!

Me and Corey talked about this this weekend. If you got to pick one animal to go tubing on, what would you choose? So, like, I'm just like, is the animal alive? If you have a preference either way, I guess. Because the thing is, if it's alive, like, is it going to let me just sit there and like. No, yeah. I mean, it's going to cooperate. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. I just, I want it to be said. You could have said is the animal trained? Yeah. Doesn't it be a lot? But you went with like, it's either dead or alive.

I mean, is it not? Like. Okay. That's up to you to decide. I think the easy answer is penguin. Cause they do that already. And then my answer. How big can penguins get?

Like the emperor penguins are like seven foot, aren't they? What? Yeah. We had Kareem Abdul-Jabbar penguins. Bullshit. No way they get to seven feet. All right. I'll look it up.

Vamp for time. So my answer, Brian and I like spitballed a little bit um but i i went with a canadian goose because i mean like it seems effective and they could fly and like it was the first thing that came to mind that one i don't really get so they can fly they can fly okay so what you're saying is i can just pick a bird, and you know what? Like, fuck the tubing part. Let's just go for a ride on an animal. Is that what you're saying?

No. Is this a roller coaster now? Is this a theme park? I'm thinking I want somebody who can catch some air off a jump. Like, I don't want to pick, like, a rock if you hit a jump while tubing. He's hitting the twist. Yeah, it's not going to yeah it's not gonna exactly it's not gonna fly tuber dude jesus christ it's not gonna it's 1080 deep cut it's not gonna fly but

like it's gonna glide with its wings no flapping but like right so i have penguin facts uh penguins now are between four and five feet the tallest ones but they found what about penguins now are between four and five feet, the tallest ones. But they found... What about penguins yesterday? The penguins of yesteryear, they found fossils of up to seven foot tall penguins. So, you could just draft the old penguins. Yeah, hypothetically, you could pick a shack penguin.

Got it. Yeah. I mean, yeah, penguins, that's what they do. I i don't so take that one off the board that's the too easy of an answer yeah i don't think that's a fun answer yeah my response to cory was stingray because it's flat and i feel like you like you could actually fit on it that would just be like a skim board yeah you know i mean it would just be i mean it would be yeah i guess it'd be pretty close to an actual device used typically on the mountain.

I was trying to think of what animal shaped like a donut. And I was like, none. There's a reason they're animals. They're not going to be round up a hole in the middle. What were you thinking, Bryguy? You were thinking, what animal looks like a donut? You're just going to gloss over that and just not even like... Like a tube, yeah.

I'm with you brian yeah i think it makes sense i i know it's dumb and that's why i went wow that's stupid why am i thinking that and then i went what i mean what it was flat and that's also a really stupid idea you could do like a if you wanted a tube type couldn't you get like a because this is this hypothetical central right like cory's flying over the fucking mountain apparently so like you gliding i said gliding but you get an anaconda that wraps up a bunch as a tube you know what i mean and there's a little hole in the middle you said a lie don't don't not shaped animal never mind i'm the dumb ass here jesus christ they do exist uh deep fried anaconda with some uh powdered sugar on top.

So, Corey picked an animal that can fly. Bryguy's picking food. And you picked snakes on a plane. Man. Cool. Yeah, Samuel L. Jackson. No. I'm gonna...

I don't know if this is a fun one, but I've actually genuinely given this thought before. I think a turtle would be cool. Like a turtle being on the shell and having that thing slide down. It'd be sturdy. It'd be kind of like a sled in itself. I've actually... So in...

You know in Mario Kart... I've actually slid down to hell on a turtle before. You know Mario Kart, the shells? Yeah. Koopa Troopa. I've thought about it with like in reference to those like i when i was like younger rooks was like that would be a cool thing to like use in sledding it's like yeah dumb ass like this hypothetical weapon in a fucking video game yeah it would be great anyway i i digress

on the shell too i feel like you could like put a handle on it because like you could glue something to it they can't really tell too much well and then also like the turtle is just gonna be vibing like even like i feel like even if you had a like aggressive turtle like the second they get scared at all like they're just gonna go in and now you literally just have a toboggan you know what i mean you just got a little sled going i like that answer that's a good one i don't think they can really bite you if you're sitting on top of it so like you could that's the thing right like how i need more i have more uh animal questions brag i have how long of a neck does a turtle have can they like can i give you a little reach around bite cory's too like i didn't like that one you know no i i have a different answer now that i gave it more than one minute thought uh dolphin they're like slick they did get some speed man

notorious for like people though so like watch out what i mean not the first thought i had when i was trying to pick animals but like i just what i never heard that still like my yeah i mean they they yeah aren't they like one of the only like mammals that like other than humans yeah other than humans yeah okay not shout out humans anti-anti-shout out to the humans. Move on. Oh god, just move on. But I mean, they're slick. Can we go back to my answer? I feel like it's a good answer and nobody and nobody

I just got distracted from the answer from what followed. I mean, yeah, sure. I guess. Rook's so sad already. Based on my searches on Google They don't really have stats on what the longest neck turtle is Okay, I was just curious

Based on the photos It's all like 6 inches Pretty long Guys, it's 6 inches? That big? Small? What are we thinking? I think that's huge I think that's a huge fucking neck Massive

Relative to their body size? Mass. Relative to their body size? Massive. Relative to your body size? Massive. Massive. Absolutely fucking massive. But yeah, so that topic came up because me and Corey might be going tubing. On?

On? Dolphins this weekend. You know what you should post post you should post the tubing video oh do you still do you still have it oh for sure still have for all for all the viewers back in the day me and brag guy were on a little snowboard trip at seven springs and one day we decided to go tubing great time had a ball we had the great idea there's like how many of us like 10 of eight of us there's like 10 there's 10 of us we all were like okay we're gonna all go down together holding onto each other's tubes and just be one big like

one big uh amoeba so we all go down and we're all holding onto each other immediately there's and there's a video of this so i'm not going to give too many details and hopefully bryan can post this on twitter and still later but 100 i'm the first i'm the first person behind the camera and i have my hand situated because i'm trying to hold on to the other ones and it's like this whole i didn't think about this at all my hand situated right in between my legs so the second we start going the tube starts pulling down on my hand and just jams itself into my balls so i'm obviously gonna let go 110 i like this ain't worth it i don't care about this so immediately let go i'm second and i'm second in command here so the i let go of

eight tubes behind us and i'm just getting dragged on my ass just holding my hand first the my favorite part of the video burns dad's the one in front of me and i let go and on on the video burns dad goes hey rooks uh you still holding on back there is this something like it's like he's like you gotta tighten up or something i said dude i don't even have a fucking tube like but the fucking the other people eventually catch up to us obviously they have way more momentum smack into us and then i'll leave i'll leave the finishing the closing scene uh there's open for you guys to see because the end scene is the best part there's so many screams

and so many quotes from that video that i talk about so often like it's the one video from my life that i could put on like america's funniest home videos and would probably actually get onto it so no i 100 will post that it's my favorite thing in the world it's an it is an unbelievable fucking video unbelievable to see rooks just get crushed man it's the best then your dad is he has no fucking whole thing His face he's like all squinted Looks like my grandma trying to drive her car like he's all hunched forward his eyes are tiny like Look, I'm allowed to make for my dad. You aren't allowed to be

That's my job All right, I will say I did bite your bit there a little bit i know that's your bit that's my joke man you can't do that all right we did the uh i have to get the food news because it's i wanted that one yeah okay so we mentioned before that there was the christmas cake little debbie ice cream coming out but now they have every one of their snacks is an ice cream that's going to come out so the oatmeal cream pie cosmic brownie zebra cake honey buns strawberry shortcake rolls swiss rolls and nutty bars all in ice cream form coming out like the first week of february so i'm going to walmart and buying like 20 tubs of ice cream because so is it so excited is it just the flavoring or do they have the treats sprinkled in there as well um so the nutty bars is peanut butter ice cream swirled with chocolatey waffle cone pieces and a thick fudge squirrel so it's not like pieces of it but it's

like sort of okay it's like they got it like deconstructed but the elements are there yeah exactly i'm picking up what you're putting down, little Debbie. I see you. Bust down, Tatiana. Okay. Dude, it's such a good idea, and I'm so excited about it. Corey, this weekend, we're going to go tubing, and we're going to go buy ice cream, and it's going to be the best. Yeah. Sounds great.

It just also sounds like a lot of paper Denise is going to be eating, so good luck. And Zach, because apparently he also eats paper, too. That's true. Based on last week's lollipop fiasco. I don't know how this is a recurring thing where it's just like, yeah, no. I just eat the wrapper, too. It just gets in the way, man. Sometimes it's just there.

It's like, just move it. Just use your phalanges. Get them out the way. Come on. Have you heard the Amy Mayberry paper eating story? No. Unless you've told it on the podcast now so my mom was a picky eater when she was a kid and they didn't have a lot of money and i maybe this is why but she i don't know she ate weird things she loved like pickles pigs feet and stuff but apparently it was like didn't have enough food so whenever she was like bored in her room she would like draw food on a piece of paper

of like whatever she wanted to eat and then just eat the piece of paper. So. Bro, what? What in the fucking Slumdog Millionaire is that shit? What the fuck? Are you kidding me? That is literally, what's that? What's that fucking, the little redheaded orphan, what annie annie yeah that is the most annie ass

shit i've ever heard in my life just literally draw enough stakes and just like it's unreal don't understand it and she like has never been able to give that explanation for she's like i just it was good it's like i don't how do you know what age this was at like really young like elementary school or younger okay i i hope it's i hope it's not any older than elementary school that you're just munching on some loose leaf i'd hope so college you know robin got old but you know papers three three hold line paper or like printer paper what are we talking college ruled? Double my format extra thick you know like the stuff you use for resumes Like corn she lit she laminated Yeah, laminated only on one side though other side just gonna fill it in with crayon

The whole thing you the great idea with laminating it is you can use the dry erase now You're getting some flavor in there too, and you can reuse it reuse it yeah now we're cooking with gas like that's a great fucking idea draw food on it chew it until your saliva wipes it all off take it out flatten it out dry it and then just repeat you don't need an eraser or anything you can just we're just letting nature take its course baby i mean why not get a whiteboard just lick off ink at that point yeah that's true i didn't think we were gonna solve world hunger tonight on the podcast but here we are you're out there struggling make sure you grab your ticonderoga number two and just fight into that motherfucker just take a chop out of it like joey chestnut in the fucking hot dog eating competition just oh is is staples publicly traded it's gonna go way up after this

podcast people are gonna be flocking staples for some staples go out of business or is that something else i mean i still see staples all over the place man can't cross the street without a staples there it's done to mifflin oh okay all right um Yeah, we solved Fort Hunker. Just send some whiteboards to some poor nations and done. Easy. We should run for president. I'll send them back just today, though. Shipping's going to take like two or three days, though, though. What day do you think we'll get there?

Yeah. Probably not Monday. Monday, everyone needs their coffee. Everyone needs a little wake up we have way too many whiteboards going across the world it's gonna be too much tuesday some might get there but i think ultimately everything will be there by it is wednesday my dudes i'll fix it welcome back to another episode of it's wednesday my dude it's episode 52 it's our anniversary happy birthday we It's episode 52. It's our anniversary. Happy birthday!

We just had a baby! We are one years old. We got a job now. So yeah, congrats, everybody. We're missing Zach this week because he is out auditioning for the newest Oral Ridenbacher movie. So good luck, Zach. But we got Corey. Hello. We got Rooks. oral reinenbacher movie so good luck zach uh but we got cory hello we got rooks hey i just want to say to all you beautiful sloppy joe sloppy janes out there listening all our viewers thank you

thank you thank you for coming along on this fucking ridiculous roller coaster ride that we call it's wednesday my dudes the podcast yeah it's it's been great you know it's i i don't know how you're still dealing with us but if you are we love you kisses for all of you great shout out and i'm brian and to start us out we have some call-ins so here we go what up nerds it's denise i just want to say congrats on one whole year of it's Wednesday my dudes even though you tried really really really hard to get canceled you somehow made it an entire year and that's impressive and I know this episode 52 it's a big one but I wanted to shout out some of your best episodes of year one in case you know you have new viewers they want to go back and

listen so as a day one listener I especially loved episodes 13 36 42 and 50 they were really really great i don't know what it was about them but they just like really stood out to me so good job and i'm not gonna get sappy and i'm not gonna make this like a long drawn out thing but i'm proud of you and cheers to another year of tier lists and drafts schematics and spunk tanks and of course jeff go worthy love you guys hey got real dr seuss at the end what a tagline at the end we might need to fucking we might need to put that shit in our bio on instagram jesus i am impressed thank you so much uh jeff go worthy uh those four episodes definitely should talk about eden paper that's definitely the reason they're your favorite so i like i was

i was like oh that's actually like sick that she's going to like shout out some episodes. And then she started saying I was like, wait a minute. Hold the phone. But hey, if there are any new viewers, any new sloppy, just sloppy Janes. I think those are great episodes as well. So maybe maybe you want to go back, go back in the archive a little bit. It's on you. They're not bad. All right.

We have another one. Hi, friends. on you they're not bad all right we have another one hi friends this is gonna be a really quick message because i am at work but i'm so proud of you guys you guys are the best podcasters ever even though you still haven't invited me to be on your show you know her feelings kind of maybe love you guys and this is jay by the way, and he's going to tell. Jesse, we knew it was you the second we heard it. I was wondering the whole time, actually. Thank you. Love you.

This is way to call in from work, too. This is so smushy. I'm so happy right now. It's getting me in my feels right now, dude. Oh, my God. Love you guys. Well, yeah, it was great. And Jesse, you're on the list i we

always are like who haven't we had on yet we're like jesse oh crap we need to have jesse on and then we just forget about it again so that's on us we got we got you fam soon all right another one what is up you guys it's your girl kristin doesn't smoke um just wanted to say huge congrats on the one year episode by the way i just had to re-record this because i totally thought it was your 100th episode at first so i did a whole thing um anyway as you know i'm not always you know the most on top of every episode you know i'm about 50 behind and i think there's only 152 in a year um anywho i'm definitely a little behind but you know everything i've heard so far i've really enjoyed you know keep it up you always make me laugh i think of you guys as friends at this point you know really love being

a part of this journey with you um yeah so just keep up the great work you know you guys are so funny you're smart. You're handsome. I don't run out of adjectives. I'm trying to be nice since it's, you know, the year mark. But yeah, just keep up the good work. Love you guys. Do we have the 100th episode? Congratulations from her.

Can we play that right after? I wish. No, she deleted that or did not send that one. That would be 100% great. That would have been great. If you told me I was going to get on this podcast today and someone was going to call me handsome, I'd tell you you're out of your fucking mind. But man, spirits are high right now.

I'm ready to get going. I would have told you, Zach's on the episode, so no one's going to tell you you're handsome because that's where we'd be going, bro. That's fair. All right, last one. Hey one hey guys it's noelle just wanted to congratulate you on one year of the pod what an awesome milestone keep killing it i'm so proud of you guys uh also special message from tommy you're a bunch of poopy heads but i swear you already knew that anyways congrats again love y'all keep

killing it bye thank you no i love you miss you oh god i'm getting emotional boys i might go i might go pour a glass of wine dude i turn the lights down in my room a little bit you know i'm just getting in the feels right now well don't turn the lights down let's keep those what kind of night are you trying to have over there keep the lights on just like you know i don't know we're just we're going through something right now i don't know what's happening man keep both hands in view of the camera at all times please yeah please we need to keep those now just looks like he's being arrested fucking congratulating me makes me fucking calm no dude i'm just like i'm getting emotional i'm happy dude oh that doesn't do it for you uh that's just me okay just want to go on stage i have a new idea

so it's involving one of our most famous conversation conversations and um games question mark we should create a uh to go or at home game of spunk tank that we can send to all of our callers but like why why why happy one year everybody a little spunk take for your yeah it's like the little mini basketball oh no no brought to you by hasbro you're done no you're done we're moving on oh thank you for all the call-ins if you want to call them like they did in the description of every episode there's a link you don't have to be as nice as they were feel free to insult us and we'll put in the episode but thank you guys that was great i saw those come in like an hour ago and i was like guys i'm so happy love you all thank you so much they're all the best but back to our usual thing

can't just sit here and talk about our celebration forever because who cares um how's everyone's week cory um my week was very low-key again and i'm a big fan of it i gotta say so mine will be again quick i feel like but a couple quick hitters friday night we went out to if you're in the pittsburgh area we went downtown for drinks with uh for our for just a friday night um and we went out to market exchange which apparently there's a lot of places like this that i didn't know of or at least like enough that people know it's like themed after like 1920s like stock market like kind of theme and they have what go ahead is this is this a shit where it's like drink prices change throughout the night and shit fuck that man no i love it what

i don't got time to be paying attention to this shit dude just buy the cheapest one yeah it's gonna be like a fucking it's gonna be like a 14 milk stout or some shit yeah no wonder no one's buying this shit no wonder there's just 30 cents right now it's a milk stout that was my nickname sorry well i liked it so don't rain on my parade sorry your weekend my bad it They had a. Yeah, it's my weekend. Step off. They had a speakeasy up top. So it was like we got like super fancy drinks and it was just like cool to watch the bartender like stick around. Took him like five minutes to make the drink because he had to mash everything up.

Pretty impressive. Made me feel old and fancy. What did I do Saturday? Saturday. Watch the Devils play against the Hurricanes. They stunk went over to big hole guys dan and jill's apartment shout out the doggos big hole guys big hole guys uh got some mad max uh played some games played some drinking games and then we did

uh what is it like a beerio barrio birrio cart what it like i don't know drunk driving is what i call it but like you could see how i don't know probably not a good name some people call it yes yeah i mean whatever um so we did that uh and i'm awful on the switch gamecube double dash over everything and then sunday we just did dinner at claire's family's place and again as is a theme luckily there's no game next week but oh for two on football bets this weekend i really spoiler alert you need to like bet with you and just do the opposite everything you do and just so i cash but does it but don't you mainly do props like don't you do mainly i do i do a little bit of both i typically do like one one type of bet where i'm just betting on a team

either it's the spread or money line and those also don't hit so i was thinking i was thinking of doing a segment where you know how that people have like like their pick-ems of the week or like their gambling corner i'll just pick what i truly would bet on and we'll just see how long the streak of losing can go because it's almost like a guarantee win for everybody else i like it if i just say it so i mean i could say my super bowl one now if we want to wait till next week i'll wait. What a good little tease, Corey. I'm so proud of you.

Okay. You've been interning at the strip club a little bit too long. Exactly. And then that was it. So pretty low-key, but I will rate it 0 for 8 in betting. in one deleted fan duel app good honestly good it's probably for the best yeah rooks how was your week it was a good time so friday night friday night we just wanted to have a nice old night of booze in a video game so we had we typically go to stack's house that came over over to our place, played the horror video game.

So much fun. Horror video game. Horror. It's my favorite genre. Scary movie video game. God, fuck you guys. Had a great night Friday. Uber Eats around here is literally abysmal.

It's so pathetic how after midnight, every time you order something, it's the wrong order. Every time. We ordered IHOP at 1230. All three got like full meals from IHOP. We were feeling it. Okay, we were like,

we're on another planet. But we ordered IHOP. You know what these fuckers bring us? KFC. You know what psycho order they fucking grabbed instead of ours? Somebody at 1230 at night ordered. No, it was still IHOP. They went to the right place.

But instead of grabbing three full meals for three grown adults, they grabbed this one order. It was a side of fries, an order of bacon, and a milk. this one order it was a side of fries an order of bacon and a milk that's all it was like who's ordering milk off of uber you're asking the fucking wrong person because i didn't do it i don't know but that fucking shit i was we looked at this i was like what is this what the fuck is this what sociopath just ordered this anyway i digress but uber eats always fucks up around here after after like 11 p.m. It's pretty much a guarantee that they're going to fucking be ordered.

But then Saturday morning woke up. We went and we grabbed a little a little kind of small brunch. There's this little this little like kind of bar and grill place. It's not far from us that stack loves. We went there, had a beer, had a breakfast burrito. Delicious. We were watching. not far from us that stack loves we went there had a beer had i had a breakfast burrito delicious we were watching okay i just want to i want to acknowledge this because it's one of the craziest things i've ever seen so they got tvs on in their world poker championship whatever the fuck it's

called is on tv there's this asian dude at the table i forgot his last name i know his first name is wang he's literally hunched over on the table and he has a chick massaging him while he's playing. That is the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life. In like the highest level of tournaments. Just like, yeah, this is my assistant. She's actually going to just be giving me a rub down the entire time. Like it was insane. We got we got this whole conversation about like, what if like what if someone's like jerking you under the table it helps you like relax and shit and it's like now

we have to track orgasms and all this shit like we got in this whole fucking rabbit hole i'll save you but um but yeah so after that came home took took a 20 minute nappy poo back to another brunch so it was my friend's birthday went out to brunch at 1 30 had a great time with two brunches in the same day double brunch the first person really count the first brunch was a beer and a breakfast burrito i respect it there was a rain delay the week before they had to cancel it so there was a double header brunch that's what it was i've never double-headed brunch and i really want to now it was pretty tough i'm not gonna lie it was pretty tough the only thing that sucked was like so i had the brexit for you at the first one the second place

was like so there was 15 of us so they kept it was just kind of like an all-you-can-eat and they're bringing out like tapas and stuff like that like small sides or not sides but it's just like smaller portions like i didn't eat for the first half of it because i just wasn't hungry yet and everyone's like dude this food's insane i crunched eating i was like i don't know man but went to this place super super fancy super nice had some brunch great old time got to catch up with a lot of people ended up going out to another bar and then to another bar and then we went to my friend's place to the recoup they convinced me to go out to this fucking concert out in the middle of nowhere in this fucking place

that's literally called the warehouse but it's like this new concert venue yeah really fucking cool really really cool fucking spot but i told like i told them i was like dude i'm dying right now if like if i make it here past an hour like you're gonna need to call somebody because like there's no way that i'm gonna be alive like i'm gonna be fucking flatlined on this floor like you're gonna need to get me out because i was just like at this point it'd this point, it had been 12 hours. It had been 12 hours of, like, constant, like, it was just a lot. But so, yeah, really, really cool spot. Really cool, like, set and everything. Hour hit.

I was like, deuces. Fucking got in the Uber. Passed out in, like, the 20-minute Uber. Got home. Slept. Lovely. Watched football Sunday. Absolutely lovely. Joe burrow getting the dub

against the chiefs just absolute beauty um overall great weekend really really good time i'm gonna give it i'm gonna give it one messed up order and then one full day of being messed up hey oh hey coming out with the big guns baby episode 52 took a year how's your uh how's your weekend so i normally take notes of like random things that happened and i only have one thing written down so it's gonna be short um friend lauren was going away so we had a going away party i show up go upstairs it's a place i've already been before like walk up the stairs lights are dark music's blasting it's just the reason by huba stank is just over the over the loud bars as loud as certified bars set the mood for the entire

party that was it that's all i needed just play some hoop steak and we're good there's also like the kid who owns the house it's he always plays uh lips of an angel by hinder so that also played that night another heater thank him um but just such a weird i don't know it's such a weird vibe they play that song pretty much like back to back for like an hour i don't know it's, but that's it. Literally the only thing I've written down. So my rating, two shed tears. One for Lauren leaving, one for Hoobastank. Hey!

Hoobastank! Bangers. But to our main topic, I lied. It's more anniversary stuff. So we have a quiz. Gotcha! I forgot what we were doing. Brian, 10 minutes in.

We're not going to talk and get all sappy about one year. Our topic's one year. I mean, it's not sappy stuff, though. So I think it's a little bit better. So I've got some quotes, though, from the last 52 episodes. And you might know some of them. I feel like one or two should be easy. But they're from us or a guest.

And I'll read them out. And you have to guess who said what. And whoever wins at the end gets to make the other person say whatever they want as a quote. Is that good stakes? That's pretty good. Between Rooks and Zach. Yeah? Between me and zach i'm sorry

not yeah it's gonna be between you and zach and but then i also get zach to say what you say man okay struggling all right are we writing this are we writing this down are we just saying oh oh yeah write it down so you can not cheat. Okay. I'm going to do it on the notes app on my phone. Give me a sec. Let me pull up my little handy dandy notepad. Are the contestants ready?

As ready as I'll ever be. First quote. Ball sack that hangs down around their ankles, bangs around, and leaves bruises on either side i think i know who that is cory is it of course it brian rooks and zach rooks is on the board it's zach from episode 29 it's a reference to guys blow drying their balls in the bathroom so yeah it was i i thought i thought it was gonna

be me at first but it's i was talking about like i remember i was talking about saggy ass balls in the men's locker room and then i was like who would say a follow-up to that i was like that's absolutely zach 110 there's so much crossover with like all of us could definitely have said any of these things and i would argue you've said that not recorded so I still feel right no some of them are hard some of them I think might be easier all right question number two we have 11 by the way I think that's a pretty it's a nice round number you know lucky number 11 number two I don't have no problem with Audi belly buttons Lucky number 11. What an ass. Number 2. I don't have no problem with Audi belly buttons.

Man. That's sad. Alright. He has his answer in. Corey? You both said Rooks. You're both correct. Yeah.

I ain't have no sounded like Rooks to me. The little twang on it. I know broad guy's not saying that shit yeah uh episode 33 in reference to the braveheart guy at the bar oh my god i was not i was not on for that episode holy crap that was a good one to listen to i think i was on a road trip when i listened to it and it was like I was there new viewers listen to that what episode was it 33 you said listen to that episode if you want to hear a fucking ridiculous Ocean City story

Ocean City Maryland story hey shout out Ocean City Jersey though too you know next one question number 3 how much of Burns ashes do you think you could cook into rice crispy treats before people would start to know is that a question that i have to answer how much or is that a quote because

yes the format changed you now need to think i'm wrong i wasn't looking. Okay. I think I'm wrong. Rooks' answer is in. Corey? I'll say. Oh. You can just say it out loud this way. Drop my notepad. Okay. Corey said Zach. Rooks said Corey. I said Corey.

The answer is Denise. Remember, they're our guests. Ah. Oh, shit. That's right. God damn it, Denise. One of the episodes she mentioned. Shit.

Episode 36. We talked about cremation for like 45 minutes. I knew it was the episode I wasn't on. Yeah. And if you're looking for a pick-me-up out there, you had a tough Monday. Well, we're recording on Monday. You had a tough Tuesday,

and you're listening on a Wednesday. Hey, listen to that episode. Oh, the intro? No, don't. I don't. Okay, now it's done. It's past. I was like, are we ending the episode? I don't know what you're saying.'s now it's done it's past i was like are we ending the

episode i don't know no no no cue that music now man we really got it down after a full year yeah cremation episode if you just went to a funeral and you need some just good science some calming facts about cremation to make you feel better don't listen we do not recommend that one yeah can we start putting ideas down for episodes while we're doing this have we had the other end of the spectrum have we had a creation of life episode yet oh spunk take i mean yeah it's called me and dry guy later today bing bong oh my god boo next next one question number four Little Debbie I nutted on your buddy. Oh

I know who that is. That's easy. I remember thinking that shit was fire. You both said Zach you're both correct That's such a Zach Thing I remember that like it was yesterday So it was episode 38. did a little debbie draft obviously had to come up next number five frankie muniz should have stuck to chess oh my god like trying to think back as to how we got to this conversation rooks's answer is in cory is thinking um you remember the episode though right let's go it's not the sat buddy let's go

brian you both said brian and you were both wrong uh that was cory it was episode 30 oh i guess it it's it's you i think you two is really tough to decipher between because you both just say outlandish shit at times that are just these one-liners where it's like what the fuck did you just say so you both say these like little one-liners and then you just let it sit and it's like you just we just want to move on to the next one-liner you know make it a two-liner so it was in reference to frankie muniz being paralyzed from racing cars and how he got kicked off the chess team you're like yeah you just stuck to chess yeah obviously god damn it all right i think we're on six you guys are uh you do pretty good like half of them right are we

better than i thought yeah to be honest how many little baby diglets do you think are on one diglet Splooge Oh shit Episode 47 Rooks is in Corey's answer is Zach Rooks is said Rooks It is Rooks Rooks is up by two Freaking no one no one else

On this podcast says splooge no one Else yeah that's fair uh obviously in reference to how a doug trio is formed uh yeah just science come on this is a science podcast give it bill nairon for its money all right cory you're down by two you got five left i don't like my odds you got some time to catch. I don't know if I've won any game we've played on this podcast. Yeah, we've only done Are You Farther Than a Fifth Grader in this, right? Pretty much. Corey, don't get...

I'm 0 for 2. Don't rope this in with your betting, man. It's different. Give me the freaking next question. I can't. I have nothing to say to it all right next one what if your dead body is in the spunk tank and the sperm brings it back to life you see i do i do think this is one of you two but i cory's answer is in rooks's answer is in you both said me you're both wrong that was one isn't me tommy soggins to me obviously it references obviously again science podcast it's hard for me to like

guess on a guest because then it's just not as likely yeah no they're tough the guess the guest sprinkled in there is gonna throw but that one by tommy i've played for you multiple times so i thought that one might be yeah i'm sure uh all right they're all hard for left before you know it i was face deep in a sloppy joe wow hard four left before you know it i was face deep in a sloppy joe wow zach and zach you're correct um yeah i mean he's the only one i told you some of them are easy no yeah i was going through these two and like the one quote we have from like two episodes before the holiday party is us telling him we're gonna sloppy joe him and then the one after the holiday party is us telling him we're going to sloppy Joe him.

And then the one after the holiday party is like us talking about how we sloppy Joe him and how surprised he was. I was like, we literally agreed to eating this thing cold in the middle of the party. And he totally forgot. So I'm happy. I literally made a whole can of manwich sloppy Joe for one sloppy Joe to give out to him. And then I forgot about it and threw it out like a week later because i was like i'm not gonna be using this sloppy joe man which sloppy joe oh i hate that i i hate that yeah what kind of sloppy joe you getting

well i hate i hate her multiple women which that's right like man which is like fuck off but second like it sounds just it sounds icky like man which is definitely a gross thing on urban dictionary 110 percent it sounds so much dong which yeah are you saying are you saying dong or dog dong like penis like dong uh you know i better or worse i would say much better one better two easily definitely worse all right why did you think that's why just no i'm just okay seeing if we all agreed all right let's move on we got three left and then we can go on urban dictionaryictionary because I'm really curious. I don't like my odds. I think you have to get all of them right.

I have to get all of them right to win, or it's a tie, right? Yeah. All right. Math guy. Why is my spaghetti fizzy? Who the fuck said that? What in the fuck?

Use your heads cory's answer is it i'm gonna guess and brooks's answer is in rooks is correct cory has no chance of winning now damn it uh i said i figured it was just a random i don't know what was that in reference to we're talking about weird foods and i think it was like cooking spaghetti in like sprite or something and then it would come out what the fuck do we talk about on this fucking podcast man i love the recap because it really spans from one stupid end to the other talk about it all man we hit every topic all right two more let's bury cory in the his grave and then you can make him say whatever you want him to say all right my man wanted those nipples man that sounds like me

it's rucks yeah episode 45 absolutely sounds like me it's the same man twice in it yeah you know the story of the cat zuko that got his eye sucked out that you told oh yeah That absolutely sounds like me. It's the saying man twice in it. Yeah. You know the story of the cat Zuko that got his eye sucked out that you told? Oh, yeah. Your shadow Zuko, he's so fucking cute. But yeah, RIP to his eye. Man, one of those nipples, man. Yeah, facts. His brother's a greedy asshole.

Alright, last one. Worth eight points. I've been banned from 15 aquariums from 15 different states oh i have written down is it actually worth but that's not damn it you both got it you both got eight points it was jeremy fucking hey let's fucking go in reference to punching a humpback whale as his one mammal he could knock out in one punch bold choice all right rooks you won congratulations uh i'll get the game show congratulation noises going give me a second here we go

i'm gonna text cory what to say right now. Hold on. That sounds like the Wii. Like the Wii one. It sounds so great. And Corey, this one's for you. I've never had a sound resonate more in my life. You know how one episode we talked about what would your walk-up song be for batting? You want it to be this?

Alright, Corey, the message has been delivered. The floor is yours. Parentheses. I can't. I'm so excited. Come on. I'm the only one who doesn't know what it is right now.

Give me milk now, mommy. I don't know if it's good enough for the parentheses. If I'm going to say the parentheses, you better fucking do the parentheses. It says in a demanding tone. I tried to do it in a demanding tone. More demanding. Up it up a little bit more. Ready?

Three, two. Give me milk now, mommy. Perfect. Think and scene. Bravo. That's how it's done. Cut. I'd like to thank God first and foremost.

What about your mommy, though? Second. Second, daddy. I mean, sorry. What about your mommy though? Second Second daddy I mean sorry. I'm in daddy. I mean sorry daddy. Oh Oh, I love the stakes on that game. We're gonna keep doing that from now. Yeah, that's oh, that's a that is a dangerous play But I love it. Oh my god Eventually I'll get fucked by it, but like oh my god because i know eventually eventually i'll get fucked by it but like oh my god that's hilarious there's gonna be a loud bang i slammed the table slammed it that's a i wanted to make sure that he knew that i wanted him to say it in demanding

tone or else he was gonna read it i love it i was trying to get through it without laughing so that's why the first one was not as good. So I apologize. We gave you a second take. You deserve it. You earned it. I looked up on Urban Dictionary a manwich, and I hate what they're doing now, because it's actually just normal definitions. They think they're a dictionary?

What the hell? What did they just say? Sloppy Joe brand on our dictionary the first one is an exceptionally manly sandwich usually consisting of copious amounts of meat sick yeah awesome gross so just any sandwich with a lot of meat the second one though a threesome between a guy and two girls the sentence is uh she was in the two guys and they were both there that night so she had a man which it's better it's not like it used to be though now yeah urban dictionary used to be the fucking worse i mean granted granted those aren't like funny but like urban dictionary there was a fine line on urban dictionary would be like there was a funny one, and then there would be someone going into excessive detail about what it is. And it's like, dude, I don't need you to paint a picture with your words for me of a pink sock.

I don't need that, okay? If you could just not, that'd be great. You know what I'm saying? Okay, before Corey asks, let's move on to something else. I don't have anything else. I just don't want to talk about this man just saw the look in my eye let's talk about anything else pick your favorite quote oh from that list yeah i mean i can't think of any other quotes so

probably have to be that one i i don't know while rooks is thinking i could just play a couple for us if you guys really just want to go oh yeah you have okay let's yeah let's go through the highlight reel right now and let's let's see what let's see what year one has given us starting us off strong come gutters it's a classic perfect quick i feel like this is like the in memoriam thing it's like at the end and it should be like a slideshow yo where it's a classic perfect quick i feel like this is like the in memoriam thing it's like at the end and it should be like a slideshow yo where it's like slowly like panning in and out like these like year high school like end of the year slideshow as we go

keep going come on come on now we should no let's tier list all of these and you don't have to explain it just tier listen give them a tier all right so ready i want to die walk into traffic s tier easily so relatable easily yeah i would say s tier might be my ringtone okay ready next one i like nuts s tier absolutely s tier yeah now c tier right guy saying he likes nuts on the air s tier absolutely s tier yeah no c tier right guy saying he likes nuts on the air s tier all right where is i like nuts hold on we have two of the both of you guys fucking tear no because i i said i think I was repeating what he said. I was like, you have to clip that.

That's hilarious. And then I said it as well. And Burner was like, oh, I clipped that too. I was like, fuck you, man. Oh, it was the best karma. You're a hoe for that. All right. You guys all the power.

The baby food slap, a.k.a. the girthwood fap, a.k.a. the buttwood gap. I love that. What? From a bar standpoint i'm i'm going a tier i'm going hey it's it doesn't quite have the entendres that i look for in hip-hop lyrics but like i think it was solid i'm going a tier i needed like two more bar names b tier i'll go a also i don't remember that at all i don't either when the fuck was that i have no idea when that was i remember that vividly i don't know you guys were here i know we haven't done i feel like i feel like brian could just like somehow i guess it's our voices but he just gets voice actors and this could not be us at all like i oh i don't know i got like 40 more of these all right ready for no

one yep my nipples are hard now s tier right to the point s tier and also that's my secret they're always hard cory oh s obviously i'm surprised we had to ask me Alright here's another one It's relatively new I know that's me I don't know what I'm trying Wait is he doing Sylvester Stallone I'm doing Sylvester Stallone Listen harder real quick Take a right

Oh take a right Yeah That's fucking S tier I thought that was Sylvester Stallone Take a right. Take a right? Oh, take a right. Yeah. Yeah. That's fucking S tier. I thought that was Sylvester Stallone. So I was like. That's my grade A acting over here. I was like, holy shit.

Ready? Why is my spaghetti fizzing? Let's see. Oh, there it is. Boom. But I'm going to go C tier. I'm on board. But i do want fizzy spaghetti so like c plus tier if that's a tier if you could well like i'll go b because i don't like the idea

if you boil sprite won't it like want the sugar in it like cook is this dumb is this a dumb thing to say it wouldn't like it wouldn't just like boil was it question why wouldn't you do baja blasts if you're gonna do it with anything because code red i want it to be red to match the sauce i feel like just but i don't want that i feel like boiling mountain dew is what created x-men like i feel like that would just create mutants like genuinely like like you could dip your finger in there and then all of a sudden your fingers gonna come out a different color and then Like you're gonna be able to like shoot shit out of your finger I didn't know if you're like the sauce itself turns into an x-men or if it will turn you into one because for the sauce I don't turn into one. That'd be pretty sick

The sauce would turn into ditto the Pokemon What? Alright, I got another one ready. It's it's real quick. So so listen hard Short sweet to the point but not much context. I'm going beat here. That one makes me laugh every time s tier It's the focus one the funniest one oh and it's also related to this one my dick will go like and just flip inside out and it'll turn into a vagina is this one where is this one we're doing the is this would you rather yeah i think it's would you rather and we're doing the muffin verse baby debate or

it's like changing genders every time you say something yeah because that's why you know it's changing it's changing gender every time you sneeze versus not knowing the difference between a muffin and a baby that's the what you have it's all both and i'm saying yeah yeah and yeah and then i'm saying that i would do the former because again one of my favorite lines i've ever said on this podcast i would be the most dynamic lover of all time, dude. The most dynamic. There's no stopping me. Play every position.

I know both sides of the ball. You know what I'm saying? D-line, special teams, corner, water boy, head coach, GM. We're out here. Cheerleader. And he can paint your back porch. And a paint back porch. All right. What's next? Another one of my favorites. And he can paint your back porch. Where the hell it is. Alright.

What's next? Another one of my favorites. Can you take me higher? S tier. All of these are S tier. It's not even a conversation. S tier. I got pipes, man.

Just a little... At the end. It really brings it all together. Hit it together Hit it Hit it Alright Here's one I'm not proud of If you just wanted to slurp something

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yeah there are plenty of things you're all there that that's s that's an s tier you don't usually get to capture brian saying something like that and yeah i'm glad we did absolutely i get to control this because i get to pick what i've quoted from me and there's not a lot all right uh listen real hard on this one. It's real quiet. Anacortes, Pennsylvania. Bro, I'm not trying to be bricked up right now. Chill out.

Oh my goodness gracious. Double cheeked up on a Wednesday night. I'm hard as a rock, brother. I'm going to say S tier right there. That's, oh, I got the chills i'm gonna say d because uh i don't like it you did that on purpose they told you to whisper in the mic real sexually and you're like okay and then you did it again so it's kind of i do it for the bites man yeah bits and bites yeah if you're at home feel free to save these and use them as a

ringtone if you want to free uh for use man be a little weird all right but i like it uh i think i'm gonna do one more rooks and one more zach so i really gotta pick a good one for rooks uh here we go i feel like i've never said anything crazy on this podcast i don't know definitely not this one bouncy houses with vaginas yeah definitely not that i was just describing a tiktok man god damn it no that was a genuine wish that you had that you want every bouncy house to have a vagina we know that now yeah you do false so false a tier if it's in with the spunk tank both things would end up at a carnival that's across the street is there it's at the egg bank what do they call it you can freeze your eggs

the egg bank what's it called do they have a name where you freeze your eggs fertility clinic sure yeah yeah why is it not called the egg bank that's so much better everyone welcome back to our science podcast all right last one for zach um i don't know what this one is so we're gonna do this the rock stick has anchor arms oh and it did not disappoint honestly that's the truth though like it has to be the truth

it's just labeled as anchor arms and i forgot the first part i'm not happy about it i wonder why he forgot the first part s tier absolutely s tier though yeah just for the shock value the shock factor yeah oh hey no yeah dude it's been a good year i love you guys i know i'm like again i know i i got a little a little a little mushy earlier but thank you guys so much for listening this is like this is a great time it's just fun we have a great time here we like fucking like to have fun here talking we have a great time here we like fucking like to have fun here talking we like to have fun here we like making asses of ourselves and saying

stupid shit all the time and talking about dumb shit and you guys you know you allow us to do so and we've even got you know we got a little bit of feedback saying they like listening to us talk about this dumb shit so hey you know if we can we can bring a little smile into your life, that's what your boys are here for, okay? I want some ideas on what to do in the new year. The new year? Our two year. The new year. Our two year.

Our two year? So I already have it planned. I'm talking to promoters right now. We have JoJo Siwa and Mike Tyson duking it out in the main event. JoJo Siwa's been hard to book. She's been a real... She's a big get. You know what I mean?

We've been talking her up enough. These talks have been ongoing for a while. We have a huge boxing event that we're going to host. It's going to be unbelievable. We're going to live stream it. All the Chucks will be there. If you know any 10-year-olds out there willing to fight um for their life uh sign them up on our website

that's uh coming soon this you know any 10 year olds that like don't have a fear of death just let us know no reason or a future yeah yeah if they're a deadbeat 10 year old let us know we could we could turn them around. Hey, guys. If we could stop requesting 10-year-olds for our podcast, that'd be great. Let me try again. We're not requesting. We're just going to put it out there. If you don't know any 10-year-olds, wink.

If that don't have anything going on with them, wink. That might be okay with dying, wink. Don't let us know. Don't let us going on with them. Wink. That might be okay with dying. Wink. Don't let us know. Don't let us know in the comments. Don't send us a voice message. Don't rate us five stars. Don't leave a review on Apple Podcasts.

Well, now I'm confused because you wink so many times. I don't know. Is it like negative times positive times negative? I don't know what that means. Or no, it's like triple negative. If you're winking, you're saying that what that means or no it's like triple negative like if you winking you're saying that's not true so it's like you do it multiple times now i'm lost you know now that i think of it that sign up sheet could be really handy because we could also do another round of are you smarter than a fifth grader and we could actually have some

contestants to prove how stupid i am so if you know 10 year olds or don't know 10 year olds that do or do not want to live and also guys are or not smarter than a fifth grader maybe or don't let us know in the comments or in a voice message just if you do or you do not know. A.K.A. if you're listening. I'm. All right. Thank you. The raise five stars. Leave us.

Happy. Happy one year. What are the weekly horoscopes? Y'all some bad bitches.