It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 53: Gary Globe and The Banana Slugs

Episode Date: February 9, 2022

Our 2nd favorite game show host Gary Globe makes his first appearance on the pod to school the boyos on their geography, Cory talks about Brazilian Jesus, Bryan thinks Beaver Stadium is one of the 7 wonders of the world, and Zak wants the Olympics to only be Greco Roman wrestling. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

For all the technology we have, you should be able to get some sort of instant toxicology report that you take like a prick of your blood or, you know, have an instant breathalyzer. Give you a quick rundown and say, hey, you're 50 percent alcohol, 40 percent Red Bull, 10 percent blood. I guess it would be like, is this a percentage of your like like body mass body? Yeah. But yeah, body mass. I was going to say blood, but like I hope your blood's not 40% Red Bull. Isn't that what it already is though? It is. But he wants everything other than alcohol as well.

Like a percentage of like 100% like drunk level? Is that like the thing? I want two reports. I want what's all in my blood at a given time, and then how much more can I go until I'm dangerous? Can you tell your blood alcohol level by your urine? I would imagine you could, maybe. You could do it by your breath. Maybe. Okay, so my idea so i just needed an answer so i could go off of why i'm bringing that up so my idea is to zach's point you could have like an adult diaper but it like samples hold on hold on

hold on you're not hearing me out so it's it like gives you your your reading and then that way you don't have to go to the bathroom when you're at the bar, and it's like a two-for-one deal. It's a multi-step invention. But then you're going to have to carry around a backpack with extra clothes. No, but it's like a – it doesn't – hold on. So a diaper protects your clothes, correct? Okay, you're going gonna have to bring a backpack with extra underwear fine or i mean sometimes it does this depends you can blow

out the diaper easily i feel like cody do you do you think kids wear underwear over diapers or under diapers i mean what is most okay okay you're either bringing extra underwear or extra diapers i mean like no you No, just one good diaper. Also, for your product, I don't think it's pee as much as you possibly want. Yeah, it's not. And it's all going to hold. It's like pee a little bit. Yeah.

And it'll get you something. Exactly. Brian knows the product. He's... Yeah. He's been test running it all week. I'm an ideas guy. No, see the back of it,

gotta have an LED screen on it. And when you pee, on the back it'll say whether you're drunk or not. Yeah? On the back of it? So you have to have a partner that says like, hey, so I'd be like, hey Brian, look at my ass,

tell me if I'm drunk. Mm-hmm. I mean, I like that for multiple, like there's a couple of reasons. How they did it back in the day, you know? Just want to bring it back to when America used to be great. When you could tell by the ass of a person how drunk they were?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I mean, it's definitely an idea. It's like Ludivar said, face down, ass up, what's my blood alcohol content? Exactly. I think it makes sense. I feel like diapers get get are are poorly attributed to only babies and old people why i feel like we could we could advance diapers to

there's a market out there and it's for drunk people as well and we need to capitalize on it what about like the romper diaper combo please paint a picture for me it's called the domper the dumper and we can also combine it with high-waisted jeans uh cody that is it's already like high-waisted jean rompers no like the high-waisted jean shorts is already they were already in fashion so like you're just they're basically already diapers you're already hitting a market that exists yeah he's not wrong uh i hate high-waisted jeans slash shorts they make your butt like three feet tall they make you look strange it makes it look like your belly button's like an inch away from your shoulders it just like makes your proportions look odd the only reason i hate them is because every girl has the uniform of the high-waisted lightweight light wash jeans with the

black like turtleneck and that's the uniform to go out in or at least one of them they would mix it up a little bit i feel like just thought you had to repurpose that wasted jeans mix it up with the domper coming to stores near you it's a romper it's a diaper but then like you have to take off all your clothes to change your diaper. Maybe this is a bad idea. Well, Corey, we didn't think this through. We just have to workshop it a little bit. I mean, we're only in phase one of production. We only opened up one distribution center.

I mean, we're not that far ahead. Pull the dompers out. We got to rework them. I already got the FDAda approval so okay sure uh do you want a fun uh slug fact please explain what that means but yes i want to stand for something are we talking about the animal like slugging percentage or no No, like the insect animal. It's definitely not an insect. It's sort of an insect.

It's small and creepy. That's an insect. Rude. All right. So, banana slugs mate using penises on their heads. How do you do it? Follow up. The penises grow out of the pores in their head.

It isn't unusual for the penis of one slug to get stuck inside the other during copulation. To solve this uncomfortable situation, the slug on the receiving end will eat the penis that's stuck inside of it. Wait, so all the slugs have penises then? Banana slugs on their heads. So there's no differentiation? Is that how they got the name banana slugs? Because they all got bananas? I don't know.

Well, yeah. No, I don't know. Are they all male and female? This was a terrible slug fact. What college? I was going to give you one fact. I didn't have a follow-up fact afterwards. I think it's a really good slug fact.

I just feel like it opens a lot of questions. What college are the Banana Slugs? Because that's a thing. Oh, that's a good call. Oh, that is a thing. And do they know this? Do they all have penises on their heads? Exactly.

Oh, you see Santa Cruz. There it is. Can you please look up the mascot and does it have a penis on its head? Because if not, then they are not factual. And it needs to be brought up. I think we forget that every penis doesn't look like the human penis like cory is definitely a managing and just a giant shaft with a mushroom head on top of this this slug like that's what you're imagining right now i'm imagining literally any like like like it

could be a horn it doesn't have to be exactly like a human penis but it's still weird regardless why are you trying to make this not weird he's looking out for his slug brothers it's a form of blood brother yeah it's let's let's move on from you don't want to you don't want to stay on this topic no i don't want to classify this as a fun fact because this seemed kind of fun but most of your fun facts are sad facts. Well, they eat the penis off of each other. Yeah, that's kind of sad. Yeah. Depends who you ask.

So, Cody... Someone sing the intro music. Cody, if you had to eat a penis off of somebody's head, what day of the week would you do it? Not Monday, not Tuesdayuesday it is wednesday my dudes welcome back to another episode of it's wednesday my dudes episode 53 cody's on we're going to be doing a geography quiz because you know it's the subject we know the most about um and he needed to make a reappearance the groundhog saw his shadow so cory not cory cody also had to make an appearance uh so welcome back thank you appreciate it

he's happy to be here we're off the rails i cannot wait i can't wait to make you guys all dumb so that's all i'm here for already do appreciate it we also have cory hi guys we have zach i'm back also the earth is flat so plus one to zach already on this that's a 10 pointer we didn't know we needed secret easy to remember that's what's flat versus a globe uh and i'm brian but before our quiz how's everyone's week? Zach? I'll go at least. I've got like eight weeks in the hopper. Went to a bachelor party in Austin, and we were talking earlier. My body is mad at me, furious.

It's shutting down slowly. I don't know if you can die from too much Red Bull and caffeine, but it might have happened. You can. Definitely can. Yeah, I'm close. I'm close. Can you die from a combination of red bull and mainlining nicotine pouches yes probably most definitely that might be my cause of death very soon because your boy is just going off the rails um i'm all nicked up as they say five thousand

nick just right to the dome and then you just chase it with the Red Bull. So we were down in Austin and we golfed and drank, golfed and drank, and I threw up and we golfed and drank. So that's what it was. It was fun. Guys being dudes hanging out in Texas. And this weekend, you know, gonna take it easy, right? Chill, relax. No, not even close.

Got nicked up again on Saturday, pounded more Red vacas sang karaoke at 3 p.m at an empty bar it was a lovely time no one was there you're saying uh unwritten by natasha beddingfield and then fergalicious um all heaters and i was in bed by seven or eight and then i proceeded to on sunday as is tradition this podcast, for me to tell you what I ate on Sunday in order to recover from my aggressive hangover. Two boxes of Andy's mac and cheese for breakfast at about 7 a.m. Because I couldn't sleep. That's pretty small.

It's pretty small for you. I followed it up for lunch with an eight-piece wing with blue cheese and a full 16- inch sausage and onion pizza and i had then had a bowl of cookie crisp and then a bag of peanut butter m&ms and lifesaver gummies and then like so a bag of each yeah oh yeah it was like the share it was like the share size yeah so a big bag okay yeah that's a lot and then i had about eight propels as well shout out propel they make good products eight oh yeah buddy you had to be healthy your body is a vacuum my guy yeah we're not feeling great i looked up uh nicotine poisoning uh the cdc says that 50 to 60 milligrams of nicotine is a deadly dose for an adult who weighs about 150 pounds um but one cigarette you get about one milligram of nicotine and it also says

overdosing on nicotine gum or a patch is rare but possible so how much does it say put your mind to it you could do it but like what if you mix that with red bull probably helps right save your life definitely offsets it evens it out okay that's what i thought every cigarette drink one red bull and then you'll be healthy it's like if you give pikachu a thunderstone he just evolves faster evolving is dying i just turned into raichu faster it's basically how i'm thinking about it um so yeah so it was good i'll leave it short and sweet and um yeah i'll give my weekend oh four finished on pouch citrus tins.

Man, sounds like a lot. Sounds like too many. Also, Cody, is that a good or a bad week? I can't tell. It's over two weeks as well. So we're cumulatively. Do we ever really know even? That's true. I don't know why i decided to ask this episode cody how is your week how was how was your last year it's been a while that too it's been pretty good uh you know new job dog

girlfriend yeah now i'm here so that's been the whole year yeah let's see all the same amount of excitement for all three of those exactly don't tell me that though um okay this weekend though did a lot my body also hurts but for very different reasons in zacks uh four hours of basketball on saturday moved some dryers moved some refrigerators and that's that was multiple yeah so because me and amy have separate houses it just happened to oh yeah okay i got a new dryer had to remove the old one she had an old one in her basement took my dad's truck to go get it and then same thing with refrigerators so it's been a week got Gotcha. Those are really light. I'm sure. I'm sure it was easy.

Yeah. So zero nicotine, though. So I'm doing OK in that category. I don't think I'm going to die from that. Zero Red Bulls as well. Four beers over the weekend. So that was solid. All yinglings because, you know, PA.

Yeah. I wanted to be known. It was sugar free Red Bulls too I'm not a psycho no that makes it worse because if you're gonna kill your body you might as well have fun while you're doing it

that's true can we get Cody off now how would you rate your week two sore knees out of two i was hoping for a secret knee not gonna lie two out of three gory how was your week uh well my week was good mine and brian's weeks overlap a little bit which is fun um but thursday stayed in watched House of Gucci which I've been wanting to watch for a while it was good uh had some drinks Friday had a nice like

little kind of I didn't have off work but like a nice snow day you know when we got a big storm and like I don't know you get you like get a little unproductive I got some things done and then I kind of like enjoyed it being crummy out and like hung around the hung around the house but at 5 p.m or 6 p.m on friday night got a text from the big hole guys avid listeners and they were making their way down to a concert which they didn't know got canceled which sucks but they made the most out of it called your boy up and we went to dave and busters which i haven't been since cody's shout out b's yeah since the last time i went was with cody actually at our it happy hour not happy hour

uh holiday party um which was like i forgot how good it was it's just such a fun place we just like end up being like a little kid again and so i was like oh i haven't eaten yet and it was like got to be like 8 p.m and we're like well i remembered you can win like appetizers with your tickets and like so so we we get like 45 on one card and we're like going to use that to play games. And we're trying to win like tickets of, to get like two things of appetizers wasn't going that well. And then Dan, like, sorry,

big hole guy. Number one, uh, he, he mentioned, you realize like if we end up getting just appetizers with these, you paid $45 for like two appetizers. And I was like,

that's a really good point. So we got some apps, played some games. Um, naturally a couple of the big hitters, naturally the big hole guys, uh, Jillian, appetizers and i was like that's a really good point so got some apps played some games um naturally a couple of the big hitters naturally the big hole guys uh jillian one of the big hole guys uh found a cornhole game and she was lights out she's just like hitting every hitting every single hole it was unbelievable live up to the name exactly and then you know the like game where you can drop a coin in and it like

pushes the other coins forward and there's like a giant stack of coins we hit the giant stag it was great um how many apps did you get off of that one didn't well by that point i already ate the apps because i was like yeah i'm not gonna pay 45 so we went and paid the normal price of like 10 and then and then we went and we were checking out the prizes and like man there are some wild prizes there and it was funny talking to the guy who works there because he's like yeah people like find hacks and they end up just like buying like things that you would buy normally but like with tickets for a super discounted rate because they know how to win like millions of tickets so so one of the prizes was a cuisinart and i was

just like out of all the prizes like why like it's like not game related i don't know just yeah crack me up i wrote it down i had to mention it because i was like so random jill was saying today she's like man all i keep thinking about is that cuisinart and how we should go back and try to win it because it's just been stuck in our minds. But yeah, it was a good Friday night. Went out and then Saturday, did some housework, hung around, played some video games, and Bride Guy came over for a nice little

dude date night. So we watched Murderville, new show on Netflix, Fire. Highly recommend. Fire show. It's so good. And then we went to go to go tried we were gonna do tubing but it was sold out we didn't go anywhere we were sitting on the couch and we looked up that tubing's been sold out for a while so we audibled and we went and we saw licorice pizza

which was a good movie nothing really happens except it's just like a love story and then there's like funny things that happen throughout so it's like rom-com kind of yeah yeah you can do your synopsis on that and then we got ice cream on came back and watched youtube videos and called it a night and then yeah then sunday had a typical sunday i don't even know what i did i think i laid around ordered duncan two out of three days but anyway i will rate my weekend uh 2400 david buster's coins out of a possible 100 000 for a quiz and art oh close though yeah we i mean we were close we were we were about to stay there for a while so many love it though brian how's your weekend thanks uh half of it you already said sorry um murderville highly recommend if you guys don't know it's on netflix it's like a murder mystery

show and all of them are like scripted except for there's one person who comes on that doesn't know what the script is and they're like part of the crime team and they have to help them figure out like what the murder is so marshall lynch is one of the guests on one episode incredible conan and brian's one of them and then camille nagiani is one another one of them those three just it's so good it's so funny highly recommend licorice pizza was very weird it was good it's just odd like nothing like cory said there's not like a conclusion it just kind of like shows their life and then it keeps going there was no like climax i just realized too like i was like there's no like high or low point it's just like a story like it just goes i hated it there's good

movie but i hated that part of it um found out at work though this week that someone new in my work group lives in pittsburgh so i hate that because i got this job because i wanted to not talk to co-workers so now i have someone in my town that i actually have to like interact with so like you should send them the link to this episode when are you guys hanging out no i don't know uh i haven't told him i'm moving yet though so i'm gonna really wait to spring that on him just to really let him down real fast perfect uh but that happened and then i was watching joe millionaire this week so they added this thing in last week you get a gold coin off like one of these dates you can use it to go on any of the like individual dates like just tag

along so this one girl gets it and the date this week they like specifically said she's not coming cuz like we know she's great She's coming for the next week We need to talk to these other girls that we like don't know about and then she's sitting at home with the gold coin Just like I should bring it to the gold. I should go in the deep blue So she uses it goes on the date Interrupts everything is annoying for an hour and then leaves and so he sends her home So it's just like what a self sabotagingsabotaging move. I love it. I was so happy.

It was amazing. I watched that. It was so good. You like won a date to get something positive out of it and then just completely burn yourself to the ground. Great TV. So yeah, as Corey already rated the week and talked about most of it i'll get my week one gold coin also so i do have one random thing that i wish i did at the beginning of the episode because i forgot i had a random thought and i'm curious your guys thought on it so because i ordered duncan two out of three

days um i got an everything bagel and i started thinking why isn't the plain bagel called a nothing bagel and i want your thoughts on it either the plain bagel called a nothing bagel? And I want your thoughts on it. Either the plain bagel should be called a nothing bagel or an everything bagel should be called a unique bagel because it's no longer plain. And it most certainly does not have everything on it. There's a lot of things in this world. So it was a thought that ran through my head and I just need other opinions because I feel like it's pretty sound, but I know you guys will tear it apart.

I love a nothing bagel. That's such a good phrase for it but i feel like there has to be a reason plane is not opposite to everything so but like sandwich wise if you want like a plain sandwich or like a burger plane it's just like the burger and bread you don't say i want a nothing burger and they know what that means let's call it a possible burger yeah but is is there a thing is in everything burger a thing yeah you say oh you if you order a burger with everything on it

it's all the toppings that they have tomato cheese onion because different places could have different toppings so like i know but like the classic stuff they'll say do you want to when you go to like um in and out they'll say burn with everything and you say yeah or no and you can tell them what toppings you want is that what animal style is no that's okay like the salad dressing on top um do you guys get one or two bagels when you go? Because my bagel order is I get a sausage, egg, and cheese, and then I get a bagel, an everything bagel with chive cream cheese for my walk back.

A unique bagel. I have a walking bagel. Me and my roommate would call it our walking bagel, and then we'd go home and eat our everything bagel, like bagel sandwiches with my chocolate milk. You're a vacuum. Yeah, you eat so much. I'm surprised you aren't 300 pounds we're trying to get there man i'll hit the hunt eventually the metabolism will slow down eventually i can't wait uh you gotta like break your ankle and just be in

a cast for like a month and it's just really gonna hit you dude honestly that's one of my bigger fears is like when i play basketball or i'm just doing anything active is i will tear something that will prevent me from working out and i'll just turn into a fat blob of jello i would still i would still drag myself to the gym if i tore my acl or something like all right we're just doing all arms all the time all over the body and then the one leg that's not injured just no you can't do that your one leg will be coming out twice as large as the other one head start just never be the same so all right all right geography time yeah our game show host uh there's not a geography game show host that we can fake a name of like Jeff Goworthy.

I don't know. Chester Cheetah. I'm thinking Steve Harvey, but like Threave Starvey. Switch the words around. How about just like... Thrive Starvey? Yeah. How about just like Gary Globe? Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

Yeah, that's good. All right, Gary Globe on the ones and twos also sounds like a pedophile but we'll go with gary globe i think any name you're gonna come up with is so that works it's just the name gary he's just the name gary it's not great uh do you guys all have something to write things down with yes gary yes gary my blood that works all right cory give us the intro on the kick drum welcome to the show contestants gary cory zach canada and brian thank you for having me and our host gary glow all right welcome to this week this year's first annual geography b for the it's wednesday my dudes

podcast today we have three contestants. Corey, would you like to introduce yourself to the folks? I like long walks on the beach and the earth and globe bowl things. I'm Corey. And Brian. Banana slugs have penises on their head. And our last contestant, and probably the worst, so he will pick the first category, Zach. The Olympics are a fraud.

We should do Greco-Roman wrestling. And we should have NFL football in them. Comic Sans wrestling? Greco-Roman, brother. That's when they win the tighty-whities and they slap each other. Did you say Times New Roman? No, it's not. Please, Zach, pick a category.

We need to start this game. What are our categories? Gary, read the categories for me, Gary. I have changed the rules, and now we'll be picking the categories because the first category is Olympics. Let's go. Let's go. All right, so this is for one point, and you will also have the opportunity to earn additional points by listing things.

The first question, which country has hosted the most Olympic Games? How far back are we going? Until 19-oh-whatever when they started. The modern Olympics. Oh. Well, goddammit. I have an answer i have one too i don't like it one answer all i'm asking for is the country right now and then after that we will get the list of the places i said usa because it's big and brian is the okay and c And Corey said Greece. I said Greece. Mine is the only one who is right. Yeah, I figured it would be the U.S.

We're big. I know. Time is huge. But I was thinking more like, aren't the Olympics from Greece originally? He said modern. So yeah, that's what we were thinking. That's why I wrote it down. I have an eraser, but I'm not a quitter. I stick with my gut.

All right. So in addition, you can earn an additional point. The U.S. hosted eight Olympic Games with six host cities. List as many of those six cities as you can. Salt Lake City, L.A. No, no, stop. I thought it was just for me because I got it right. No, we're giving them the opportunity.

That's not how this works. It's the bonus point. All right. I am Gary Globe. i make the rules gary globe he's the man all right i have my answers because i already set them you said two places how many six i mean i don't know six oh wait no i got another one oh this went out to like 19 hundreds i was i've only been alive like 28 years so like that's like two olympics in the u.s since then i feel like i should be named all six i can only think there's only been one i can only think of three yeah there's only one in the u.s since we've been born i i'm not at all i'm not gonna i'm not gonna

keep doing it okay what do you guys have la salt lake city lake placid atl baby yeah yeah i have atlanta la salt lake city all right so brian both got three zach got four let's go talk shit again Gary points for that what these hands Gary Gary The answer is the the scoring structure is gonna be a get out of here to miss Gary Globes in charge, sorry Uh that Lake Placid was twice. Well, Los Angeles was twice Squaw Valley I also would have accepted Lake Tahoe for that one. Atlanta, St. Louis, and Salt Lake City. St. Louis? I didn't realize there were twice on Salt Lake City. Alright, next question.

This one is two points. Only one city has hosted the Summer and Winter Olympics. What city? You just gave us all. Gary, it's a terrible game show. This is not in the U.S. No, no, no. Not U.S. Oh, okay.

In general. But we just got him to tell us it wasn't the U.S., so take that, Gary. I got mine. Only one city has hosted the Summer and Winter Olympics. Yay! And this is for two points. For two, okay. I have my answer.

Alright, we're just waiting for... Yeah, I showed him mine. Alright, Brian, what did you say? I said Beijing. I said Beijing. All three got it. That's the current one. Thank you, Gary.

Dumb question. Hell yeah. Alright, now for three points what north american city is by far the highest altitude to host a city and this is multiple choice city to host a city or to host the olympics what what city has the highest altitude to ever host the olympics and it's multiple choice. A, Salt Lake City. B, Lake Placid. C, Mexico City. D, Vancouver. Oh, this is easy.

Yeah. I have my answer. Yep, me too. Just wait for Corey. Sorry. I said C, Mexico City? Oh, I said Salt Lake. The answer is Mexico City. Oh, I said Salt Lake The answer is Mexico City gory big boy

a lake's not gonna be high up don't remember that when like they uh, I think it like when they had the football game in Mexico City there was they were just comparing it to Denver because it was Utah like skiing it's got to have elevation and I don't know Mexico City's that high I don't know and that is why high. I don't know. And that is why I made all of the other options winner Olympic sport or cities. And this is the easy one. This is the hardest. This is the hardest Olympics question.

Okay. Gary, are you keeping score? I am. Okay. In what year, this is for four points, in what year did the United States boycott the Olympics? Oh, man. Does it start with 19 it does okay you only have a hundred years to decide between can I phone a friend no thank I think I'm gonna don... Don't look. I have my answer. I don't necessarily like it, but... Close, but don't know.

36? I said 76? That's what Corey said. Corey and Brian both said 76, and Zach said 1936. All three are incorrect. It is 1980. Oh. It was a Russia thing, thing right it wasn't a

hitler yes because back then the olympics used to be the winter and summer used to be in the same year so the summer we're in moscow and it was also the same year of the miracle on ice but that was in uh solid or not or in lake placid like i didn't boycott the olympics because of hitler i guess no we just i guess we just beat them in every... The Olympics were cancelled. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, we boycotted them. Did we boycott it, though, if it was cancelled? If a party gets cancelled, I can boycott it.

That's not a boycott. I don't think that's true. Okay. You can't not go to something if it doesn't matter. Oh, yeah, buddy, you can't. All right, so after the first round, we have Corey with five points and brian and zach both with nine so cory you're in last place you get to pick our next category we have landmarks random and flags oh flag to be tough let's do landmarks flag is gonna be the ultimate podcast category hey what flag is this

they're all description based don't worry okay okay all right which one has a slug with a penis on its head so this one is also for a maximum of eight points it's you're listing things you're listing things again i like this i like this category it's points are so random name the new seven wonders of the world and the one remaining ancient wonder of the world the new there's a new i think it's a better shot of naming so ones that are all not here new new wonders of the world are defined as they still exist okay so they're still old things but they are still like they still exist they're not ruined or anything how many eight yeah there's a total of eight because i did include the one ancient wonder of the world that is still standing

and uh while you're doing that i'm gonna plug an advertisement um follow follow my dog on instagram uh the moose tracks the more people who follow him the more free things we get and that's tracks with an x just to clarify i hate your dog literally has thousands of followers on instagram though And that's tracks with an X, just to clarify. I hate your dog literally has thousands of followers on Instagram, though. It's really stupid. Almost 7,000.

Amy defines him as a micro-influencer now. It's pretty sweet. All right, I have eight things listed. Okay. I have six, but I'm not going to sit here and rack my brain. Alright, pens down. Alright, pens down. Corey, you go first.

I don't, uh, alright. I'll hold mine up so you know I'm not right. Oh, no, it's fine. I said Grand Canyon, Pyramids, Easter Island, Stonehenge. I said Brazil Jesus, because I don't remember the name of it. That is one. I'll give you that it's christ the redeemer thank you christ the redeemer and then i said great wall of china yes yeah okay i only had six so cory got three right he got great wall of china christ the

redeemer and pyramids of giza which is the ancient wonder of the world so he got three i mean they're still standing yeah i said one the only ancient one was the one that's still standing out of the seven the other ones were like the gardens of babylon and things that don't exist in the hanging gardens of babylon how many how many how many ancient one is stonehenge not one no it is not that's weird it's not it's not wonderful enough okay zach read off your uh all right i had a lot similar to cory i had the great pyramids great wall of china the grand canyon uh the amazon rainforest stonehenge eastern island and then rooks his butt all right i think you got two sorry i'll take it hell yeah and you

you also said the grand canyon twice for whatever reason i'm not sure sure of. Did I? Yeah. Is the rainforest not one? Is it like the Nile River? I think there isn't there like a river, like a fucking, isn't the rainforest one? He'll give it to us once. Oh, is Machu Picchu one of them? I'm going to be pissed if it is. I'll read them at the end. I said Niagara, the pyramids, Great Wall of China.

I drew a garden. Niagara what? Because it was the, false. What? Garden. The Niagara pavilion of Penn State. The TD Garden, home of the... False. What? Garden. The Niagara Ops. The Pavilion of Penn State. The TD Garden, home of the Celtics.

Okay. I said Machu Picchu. Then I said the factory where they make the Sour Patch Kids, Beaver Stadium, and then Zach's stomach. True. And you got three. So you're in the lead now with 12. So Machu Picchu wasn't there, and I was there,

and I didn't put it. That feels great. Which is pretty embarrassing since you've been there. The answer is Great Wu picchu wasn't there and i was there and i didn't put it which is pretty embarrassing since you've been there the answer is great wall of china chichen itza which is the pyramids of mexico petra jordan machu picchu christ the redeemer the coliseum the taj mahal and the pyramids of giza although stink all the original ones are way better. Yeah. I like the Colossal Roads. The giant statue where you sail through his legs.

Yeah. Can look up and see his grundle. Well. Alright, and now we're here for landmarks for two points.

Let's go, Gary. What is the world? How come landmarks for one point was worth like eight points but then landmarks for two is going to be worth two points?

Because it's like different pieces of it. I get it, Cody. It's a different type of question. Thank you. And this is why I went quarter to win, even though he's sucking so far. Deduct five points from both of them. Zach wanted to ask that question, so you should deduct from him as well. This is going to be a Hogwarts situation at the end.

I'll just pick who I like it anyway. No, it's going to be like a Mario Party situation where you hand out the random stars at the end. That's what it is. right for two points what is the world's longest river oh fuck i know this one easy peasy my answer is upside down. I said Amazon. The answer is the Nile. I said Nile. It's motherfucking... The Nile ain't just a river in Africa, brother.

You suck at trivia. Longest or biggest? Longest. Is that the difference? Is that the difference between those questions? I don't know. I just read what Google tells me when I Google geography facts. Brian was like, I wanted the Chode River.

What has the widest girth? Look, I feel like we had this question on are you smarter than a fifth grader i know we did because guess who got it wrong this guy and guess what he put the nile so yeah somebody better check this question because i got a point somewhere i think it might nile might be like the longest continuous like straight and my but amazon question was longest not the biggest so yeah that's what i'm asking okay all right for three points corey i want to clear that i fucking hate this game for three points what country is easter island a part of oh oh shit oh okay this is gonna be really embarrassing if i'm not even close i'm very nervous oh i definitely know i'm not i i have a name of a country it might be a different continent but

it's south of where we are gary globe is not excited about any of this what mine's way wrong mine's so wrong all right i said papa new guinea wrong i'm really wrong i said scotland that's way that's worse i said the philippines because i don't know that's so worse too chile yeah brian we literally talked about going to patagonia and i said let's go to easter island on the way because it's in Chile. I know. It's on the west coast of South America. I just didn't know if South America was. Sounds like there's collusion. I mean, he's still got it wrong.

Just saying. It should be in Scotland. They wear kilts. I'm just, I don't know. I get Stonehenge mixed up. All right. So final question on landmarks for four points. According to the United States, how many oceans are there?

According to the United States? Oh, according to the United States. According to the United States. One, the U.S. ocean, baby. Okay. According to some people, there is only one ocean, and they call it the global ocean since they're all interconnected fun fact oh that's actually that is a thing yeah but

that is not this answer oh oh are we saying what are they no we just just a number okay yeah it's taking people longer so i got i got scared five five i said four oh i said seven the answer is five let's go southern ocean i learned something that's right the southern ocean also known as the antarctic ocean yeah i knew the arctic and antarctic was like controversial yes i don't know yeah only so many countries like half the world recognizes the antarctica ocean or the southern ocean as a fifth ocean yeah and some countries recognize only one ocean and that's all of the waters and cory recognizes seven can we get a list of those, Corey? I just tried to think back to the number that was in school.

I didn't sit here and try to think of all of them. Corey was definitely thinking of continents and not oceans. No. All right. I was thinking of oceans. All right. So Zach indirectly picked the first category. Corey picked the last.

Brian, would you rather have random or flags? Hell yeah, flags. I gotta crush this category. Flag it up. I need to get a lead going into the end so that I can intimidate my opponents. The score right now is Corey 8, Brian 12, Zach 17. A little catching up to do. Oh, shoot. I love my odds. I thought I was

a lot closer. That last one was 4 points. The first one was eight points. Yeah, but you guys all got like two or three, so it really didn't make a difference. That's fair. All right. For one point, what state has the only non-rectangular flag? Oh, I know this one. I don't.

Oh, crap. Non-rectangular flag? Yep. Can I use a 50-50? Yes, I will allow you to name the only country that also has a non-rectangular flag. Did you say country or state? I'm allowing you to give either one. You can't just open the door to countries or states there's one of each

you can only name one though this is a maximum one point one's one out of 50 chance and the one's like one out of what 300 300 something my answer is rhode island wrong it's ohio bitches ohio why and the only country the shape of their state the only country that's not a rectangle is Nepal. What shape is it? It's like Nepal's is like two triangles stacked on top of each other, and Ohio's is like a pennant. I was picturing the two triangle one, but... So who would have thought Zach is killing the geography beast thus far?

Yeah, I told you this all right no more midwestern trivia man that's not fair all right name a country that has red white and blue horizontal stripes on its flag for two points wait what oh all three all three horizontal got it yeah has red white and blue horizontal stripes on the flag what about a uh u.s state no country also is there even a state that has that texas's flag they're not horizontal yeah they yeah they're only two of them state you said country yeah country yeah i'm cody wait hold on beijing is not i'm did you see my answer that is incorrect

cory is it the netherlands the netherlands is one of yes the netherlands is correct let's go let's go i was thinking of soccer teams and i all right wait uh i'm trying to think about the other one because he already said his mine were vertical weren't they Cody they were vertical Cory Cory said France for our listeners, which is vertical stripes. It's not horizontal stripes. Is it South American? There is one that is South American. There's like four Papa New Guinea. It's chilly, right? It's a chilly Paraguay. Oh, it's bad. Oh, you also could have said Croatia, which we have all been to Luxembourg or Russia Russia's probably most obvious. I literally had Russia also down I had Netherlands in Russia was a sign gonna be honest

So if Zack would have said Russia, I would have said he was wrong because the colors were out of order I would have given it to Cory Bryan at this point though Appreciate it. Yeah All right. Love those Mario Party stars. Love them All right, so again Zack got all the points he is up to 20 oh boy i'm just trying not to lose remember we have we have final uh non-copyrighted game show finale at the end that's actually we should copyright that and make sure nobody copies it that's true. I'll tell legal to do it.

All right. All right. For three points, what is the rarest color found on flags? Oh, yeah. Basically, what color do you see the least? Is it like primary color? It's a regular color. Macaroni and cheese? No, it's a regular color.

Okay. Okay. All right. I have an answer. All right. Between one of two, I think. All right. Corey said orange.

Zach said yellow. Brian said purple. Purple is the correct answer. I thought purple was a mixture. I was thinking pink. That's right. You did say primary. That's a good job.

I just said it's like a main color, like one that's not weird. It's not going to be like aquamarine or something. Macaroni and cheese. Sapphire. Yeah. All right. And our last question for flags. For four points.

What country has an AK-47 on its flag? ISIS. And I will give you a hint. Apex. I mean, that's unfair. That's your fault, Zach, for not playing Xbox with us. So it's probably one of the characters like countries that they're from nope 47 maybe where where their developers maybe i mean to be honest i feel like it's this would

be a bigger deal if it was a bigger country like this is a random country yep do you want me to ak on the do you want me to give you a continent even though i feel like the continent might be like yes yes i need it africa on the flag. Do you want me to give you a continent, even though I feel like the continent might be... Yes. The continent is Africa. Senegal is my answer. Don't say if it's right or not. Is that... I'm going to go with Somalia because of the pirates.

I'll say Egypt. I know that's not right, but whatever. The correct answer is Mozambique. Oh, shoot. Okay, yeah. that's a gun in apex got it again zach if you played video games with us and we're a better friend uh you might have got that we all got it wrong though too so that's right on lego star when it comes out. We'll grind. All right. Yeah. Okay. This one is there are five inhabited territories

that belong to the United States. Name each for one point apiece. So this is not flagged. This is not flagged. We've put it at random. We're on random. We're on random. Territories?

That's why I needed the definition of what's the difference between a territory and a non-territory. I know two. How many? Five? Yeah, there are five. There's no way any of us make... No, no. I'm just trying. I'm gonna pick five. I would think you'd be able to get no i'm just trying i'm gonna i'm gonna pick five i would

think you i think you'd be able to just trying to think of five at least two maybe three no i was gonna say i have three i was gonna say the bahamas but i'm like that's a country hold on let me not erase i've said papa new guinea a lot like i'm like where did the disney cruise go on that's what i'm doing right now castaway key no i'll just say greg came in but i know that's like used as like tax havens for people so that's not a territory i don't think again i'm i'm gonna leave it because like i might as well guess five i'm gonna put it down too brian you should put it

down if you don't have five i'm not because i think it's wrong i i need all right we'll give you okay i'm putting 10 10 seconds or unless we're good no all right i'm locked in okay i'm i we are locked in enough okay i said samoa guam puerto rico dominican republic grand cayman you got three american samoa guam and puerto rico are territories of the united states oh i'm glad let's go i had so not grand cayman cool i had the virgin islands american samoa puerto rico bahamas and washington dc because i know they get fucked I had the Virgin Islands, American Samoa, Puerto Rico, Bahamas, and Washington, D.C. Because I know they get fucked down a lot. They're not really a state. D.C. is not a territory, but you did get U.S. Virgin Islands. I'm not surprised you got that answer, though.

Hey, fuck you, Gary. So, Corey? Bermuda, Grand Cayman. Which are both not right. Did we get Puerto Rico? Nope. Noel is from Guam. Okay.

You should know it. I'm from Illinois. If the answer was about Illinois, I'd expect him to know it. The answers were American, Samoa about illinois guam northern mariana islands puerto rico and the u.s virgin islands got three baby you'd think we would remember u.s virgin islands because it's in the name it is in the name even though yeah i gave it to zach even though he didn't he just said virgin islands but i still gave it to him we know what he meant yeah that's our british virgin islands so uh that's the one zach man take a point away for two points columbia is located in which continent

this is a trick question it may or may not be oh it's it's gonna be a trick but i'm just gonna say the one that i think it is yeah it's technically not it has to be it's technically not a trick but it could be a trick if you didn't listen to my inflection why did it be like columbia south carolina the district of oh oh oh i'm changing my answer fuck you gary all right are we locked in no wait hold on what was the what was the question columbia is located in which continent Corey do you have an answer yeah if he's gonna be like no I didn't say Colombia like with the accent I would be so pissed I said North America is it South America South America isn't the one the bullshit where

it's like I in Central America part's like in Central America, like part of it's in Central America too? No, it was what you said before. I said Columbia, not Columbia. Yeah. So it's North America. Brian gets the two points. I hope Moose loses all of his Instagram followers. I hope his account gets hacked.

Thank you, Gary. I hope Moose's account gets hacked and you can never get it back. Hey. I love it. I'm going to wish that on my dog. Keep the trick questions coming. All right. for three points and you should all know this answer

what is the currency in Croatia oh crap I forget I immediately thought of the Peruvian one I didn't have enough of it I don't think I took out like any there I'm writing this just to make you laugh Cody but I know it's not the right one god damn

I'm hoping for those star points at the end with this answer I have something that I know is a currency but I think it's like Russian I think it sounds close to Russian oh crap all right I don't know what you put but be close are we locked in yeah what I'm good okay I said crone close but no i said back or corny and toony cody toony close but no and also not close i said i said cody showering on the back end of the boat

big currency in croatia but the correct answer was the kuna oh yeah that's right okay okay it's probably a spinoff of that. Is it like Kroner, like German currency or something like that? I don't know. Never been there. Barely know her. Okay. Thanks, guys.

All right. And for four points, what is the smallest country in the world? Oh, I know this one. Got it. Nailed it. I actually do know it too i don't but georgia prince edward island oh wait yeah he did say tuvalu are those your final answers yes yeah no the correct answer is vatican city by zach four points that might have sealed it up for the guy you guys unholy bitches not going to church city it says it in the name it's also a

country that's stupid tuvalu is the smallest island i think that's a country tuvalu is a country i don't know where it is but But Vatican City is only.19 miles. Square miles, I should say. I don't know. I watched a video on YouTube about Tuvalu. They said it's the smallest place. They lied. They lied to me.

Wikipedia knows all. Okay. So at the end of regulation, we have a score of Corey, 8. Brian, 20, Zach, 27. Let's go. And I forget what my final Jeopardy question was going to be, so let's talk about something else to come back to it. How did you not have that one written down, my i was thinking about it all day and i couldn't couldn't uh come up just that means i won wow gary globe it means i won thanks gary you ask

a question that i know the answer to specifically and they don't and then we pick that one hmm i'll just come up with something on the spot alright Corey all of you write down all the countries that you've been to in your entire life what kind of a question is that that's stupid

that's so unfair I'll allow it I'm going to wager zero points then that's what we're doing are we wagering points? Yeah, wager your points. And the answer is not how many countries you've been to. Like that's not going to win.

But we have to write them down. You write them down, but that's not being to the most is not going to win you the game. Can I tell you what the winner is going to be? The winner is going to be how many countries have you gone to with Cody. Like that's going to be the winning answer. That is not the winning answer, I promise. Alright, I'm writing, I'm writing. Or I could just have you name them off the top of your head, if that's

easier. Yeah, I was going to say. Yeah, you just want to do that instead of us. Okay. Corey. What is the question? Name the countries that you've been to are we actually doing that yes

and then there's a follow up and that's going to be something apparently Gary Globe knows Jeff Goatworthy was a little more organized Jeff Goatworthy okay Croatia Peru Jeff Goatworthy. Okay. Croatia.

Peru. Bermuda. Grand Cayman. Bahamas. Iceland. New Zealand. Australia. Canada.

Mexico. Belize. Honduras. There's more. Five. But wait, there's more. We're going to have to hit the buzzer on. Jamaica. Jamaica. Jamaica. I'll stop there.

I think that's what I got. Okay. I will let you know if you're right or wrong after everybody answers. All right, Zach. No, you go, Brian. I have the right to go last because I'm winning. Okay. Croatia.

Bosnia and Herzegovina or whatever. We were there at one point. Count it. Peru. Bermuda. Grand Cayman. Bahamas. Belize.

Canada. Mexico. Italy. Spain, France, Jamaica. Final answer, Bob. And Zach. Zach, you're up. Croatia, Germany, Austria, Hungary, England, Canada, Bahamas, and the U.S. of A, baby. All right. Oh.

Now how many points did everybody wager? Zero. Were we supposed to... Just wager points now. Wager points now. It doesn't matter. I had seven written. So, if you hit it, you're going to tie, Zach.

Yeah. That's sad, but okay. Corey's out. It doesn't matter how many points he wagers. And Brian is a winner because he's the only one who said Bosnia and Herzegovina. Oh, okay. Because we were there for all of 10 minutes on either end of our trip. And but we were there.

Smallest little. Hell yeah. And this has been Gary Globes. Geography B. Signing out. All right, Zach, we have to determine what Corey's punishment is because he lost. Last week, he had a really good phrase that Rooks made him say. So if we want to make him say something stupid that I can clip for the rest of life, we can do that.

Or make him send a text to somebody. That would be fun. Can we have him do something and then record it? Or does he have to say something on the podcast? Oh, I don't know. It's up to us. It is up to us. And Gary Gloob.

Gary. I have a rebuttal, though, for this, by the way. So I have now taken two two tests whereas some people have only taken one so i could argue that rooks came in last place and zach came in last place last week no just don't show up for the test next time well sorry i'm a good friend so originally i was just gonna piss zach and rooks off it was gonna be teams it would be cory and brian versus zach zach and rooks and i was just gonna piss which we probably wouldn't have won no you would have because i would have pissed them off with a bunch of columbia slash uh flag questions that they would

have never gotten because the answer would always be wrong um but then rooks didn't show up so i just we had to switch it up it had to be fair and rook and zach actually went so those act zach uh tied for first because he did not say bosnia even though he was literally there with us and you said it about 10 seconds prior so that's true why did you not say it because i already won i remember the actual questions that's fair that's fair that won't now that no no because in a jeopardy if the person you know bets the points they're the winner as a uh again i i guess i i'm the co-winner so but uh you suffered enough you've proved your stupidity enough and that's uh embarrassing enough so i'll let you i'll let you slide

no no you need to like photoshop your face onto a naked photo and send it to the toot message just without any context and never say anything about it all right i mean half of them listen to this anyway hell yeah do you but they won't know for another day do you want to no you can do it pick i mean like a naked photo of somebody yeah pick like a giant person that doesn't look like you. But no contact. You can't explain it. You just send it and can't say anything until Wednesday. Alright. Hell yeah. I like that.

You could just say my phone died or something. Hell yeah. Hey, Gary Globe. Thanks for coming on. Thank you. I will now be converting back to Cody. So, I hated Gary Globe. I hated Gary Globe. He was the worst. thank you i will now be converting back to uh cody so uh i hated gary converting i hated gary globe he was the worst cody sing us out