It’s Wednesday My Dudes - Ep. 54: Ruxx's Dying Wish is to Smash Mike Wazowski

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

Boyos are back talking Dying Wishes, Smash/Pass on Disney Cartoons, Why Roman Sculpture Penises were so small, and we get a legal complaint from Jeff Goworthys team. Rate us 5 stars and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! Links here to follow on social media! and find other places to listen!

And here we go. Big fan. Oh, my God. Big fan of Real Housewives. Oh, my God. Such a slapper of a show. Why? Which one?

Aren't there like eight? So originally started Real Housewives of Potomac. You know, Potomac's super close to me. It's going to hit. It's going to hit home. I actually like some of it. Like a lot of the places they've been. I was like, I know where this is which is interesting but it's very i i heard through the grapevine the original is orange

county so i started watching orange county orange county starts in 2006 or you remember reality shows in 2006 oh yeah they're great like the transitions ridiculous it's literally it's microsoft it's powerpoint like when they're going from The transitions, ridiculous. It's Microsoft, it's PowerPoint. When they're going from scene to scene, it's like the whole fucking screen. The screen does a 360 big twist and then it's the next scene. It's like, what the fuck's going on?

Star Wars is the originator of that. Exactly. That they were just like, let's do a nice screen wipe and transition to this scene. But yeah, so now I'm diving'm diving into uh i'm diving into orange county there's 15 seasons of this shit and it is it is a plus content i will say so um if you start at the beginning it's a little dated so there's uh there's some things that don't really hold up

too well i believe it but fantastic absolutely fantastic show i recommend literally just to housewives so it's like 45 year old white women just like complaining about life like how's that entertaining that's why i don't know why people watch it it's kind of it's developed a little bit so it was like in this in the first season i was shocked because in the first season of orange county the the housewives are aren't all at each other's throats. Whereas in Potomac, every chick just wants to talk shit about the other chick constantly. All the housewives just shit on each other all the time, and that's the entertainment. But then the old school ones, it's more just the beginning of the ones from 2006.

They're not dramatic in that way, but you get to see all these ridiculous fucking rich ass families just do ridiculous things and say ridiculous things to each other. And it's that's the original like premise. And then it's like, you can't do that for how long, like 14 years without it being like, well, we've done all the rich people things. Now we have to like resort to being annoying to each other, which works apparently for every show. Always good content, though. I'm out. Unless it's real housewives of Canada, I think that would be fun.

Give me a sort of different country, but not really a different country where they're way too nice to each other. I'm on board. There's one that just started that's in salt lake city so it's all the mormon people and i really i'm gonna do i'm gonna watch that one next just because that's now i mean i don't know probably but um but i heard one of the one of the housewives from that season she's married to her grandpa because her grandma's

last dying wish was that she had to marry her grandpa what the fuck emotional damage like oh my god that's fucking terrible reason why her grandma's wish was that like i haven't i haven't watched it so like i'm super excited that's like one of the storylines in the show. It's like, oh my God, sign me the fuck up. I am there. Yeah. Please report back. Because why?

If that was my grandma's dying wish, I would like, I would just start killing her quicker. Just like, you can't get the words out. I don't. What'd you say? What'd you say? Muffle, muffle, muffle. Are dying wishes a thing anymore? I feel like I haven't heard a lot of dying wishes

recently have you met a lot of dying people yeah well no but just like like where do you just say like this is my dying wish and then you say it well isn't that what will is for yeah yeah i mean i'm assuming it was in her will i guess i want to put it in that's insane like wills don't those have to get like a like don't you have to do those like through a lawyer i don't think technically i think it can be literally as janky as you writing something down on a piece of paper like a crayon and signing it it doesn't have to be like memorized or anything i don't think so i don't think so i just love i don't believe you know what for this situation i'm just gonna say you have to go to a lawyer because i

just want to picture someone on their deathbed talking to his lawyer. It's like, yeah, by the way, so if I die, can you just make sure my granddaughter marries my husband? Just like you. But you put that in writing really quick for me. Thank you. And just picture the lawyer being like, there's no way I heard this right. Right. Like he's just looking at the writing, like his brief, like chicken scratch notes.

This can't be right. We had to confirm with the dying party multiple times that this is what this is what they yeah i don't know bethany you got a mary pap pap i like she said i don't know shit's fucking crazy dude but just because it's in your world doesn't mean it has to happen i'm not i'm gonna put something crazy in my world just to see if it gets done i mean that, that gives new meaning to the movie quote. I'm tired of this, Grandpa. It's too damn bad.

That's too damn bad. You keep digging. Oh, God. In my will, I'm going to have Brian. He has to ride a tricycle everywhere he goes as transportation and because it's in my will you have to do it just for the rest of my life i don't i i think it's kind of a one-time use sort of deal uh now but we'll see you can call it a big wheel if that makes you feel like a big boy but this is cheers governor and whoever whoever gets out gets to make a rule for everyone else in the world.

I mean, it's the ultimate cheers governor, I guess. Zach and Corey, can we just make sure that we all put something ridiculous for Burn in our wills and then we die at the same time so then he feels shitty and then he has to do them? Thoughts? I'm down. Why die at the same time? So Corey's tricycle. Rooks, do you have anything in mind?

So Corey, yours was just that he has his only mode of transportation is the big wheel? Yeah, unless he goes to a different, I'll say different continent. Because then it's either ship or plane, right? But once he's there, still only mode of transportation, big wheel, flying tricycle. Okay, and then so my addition and my will, big wheel, flying tricycle. Okay. And then, so my addition and my wheel, it has to be missing one of the wheels. Whichever wheel you choose is your choice, but it has to be missing one of the wheels. So I get to ride a bicycle now?

Sick. Wow. Tough rule change. All right, Zach, you're up. I mean, it's going to be a big wheel. So it's going to be three wheels. One of them is going to be gone. If you have the back two, is up to you if you have the back two i feel like you could do it if you have no because

the front and one of the sides i feel like that's kind of tough no because if you have the two of the back imagine the core strength you would need to pull the front up and then just pedal you're gonna tell me brian doesn't have that permanent wheelie not forever not once we're dying hopefully i mean uh maybe i was picturing this a lot sooner than than you guys did yeah what if he yeah i mean if we all die like in 80 to me i mean i assume 80 year old brian's also gonna be kind of jacked like for an 80 year old but i don't think that jack that's the goal burns making it to 120 at least that's the goal he's making a 120 he's gonna have a six pack till he dies it's this is a this

is a definitely way farther down the line deal here man for us my addition for the will is that is that every time uh he buys a new pack of white t-shirts he has to stain them like he has to put like a big stain on the front of them before he wears them you act like i don't already do that you know how much spaghetti sauce is on every white t-shirt i own yeah Yeah, no, I know, but you have the option of throwing that away. I'm saying you always have a stain on it. You'll never not have a stain on your white t-shirts. Kind of like it does. I'm on the right side.

You'd think that would bother me more than it should, but it doesn't. All right, I change it. You have to take two wheels off now, the big wheels. It's time to unicycle everywhere for the rest of my life. Yes. You're welcome. Hey, man, I can deal deal with that that's not the worst thing in the world you could have come up with so much worse stuff just like chop off a hand that would have sucked no but like i i don't want you to like suffer i just want you to do something that makes you look really fucking stupid you know i think i want you to emotionally suffer like the the chick who has to marry her grandpa?

Yeah. Yeah, that's emotional damage. Well, sick. Okay. What day of the week would you marry your grandpa? Never. Definitely not Monday or Tuesday. It is Wednesday, my dude.

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great question who has vertical butt cheeks to the death episode 54 uh welcome back holy fucking shit new intro music as you can tell what the fuck just happened can we just end it the outro too she was playing god um on thursday of last week i went to bed at 6 p.m after work i was like i'm tired i'm gonna take a nap and ended up sleeping for eight hours and woke up at 2 30 and was like well i need to make this so uh that was made at 4 a.m so i liked a lot more then than i did now but i still love it so hell yeah holy shit i'm just i i'm at a loss for words great job. Holy fuck. Is there any sound bite not used? Oh, yeah, well, there's a lot There's a lot we've tons of tell there's also ones I hadn't heard of before like the rocks dick has anchor arms

I forgot I said that Zach I have like 45 from you on lock so there was plenty that i could have added in there that i didn't so but yeah dude we should bring that like a usb to to the club and have them play like mix that in like the next big booty mix or something have mixed that intro in as a song i'll reach out to their people and we'll see what we can get done but episode 50 it could just be a drop you know how the like the drops in the middle and now that one that our intro is just one big long drop and it kind of is that's kind of what the goal was um but yeah episode 54 we're doing grab bag everyone brought something and we have a caller which i hope i actually have ready i do are you not

gonna introduce the host of the podcast first i'm getting there we had we're rambling. We have Rooks. Oh. We have Corey. Hello. And we have Zach. Hello. My music recommendation for today is Punk Rock 101 by Bowling for Soup. Thanks, Brian. I love it. Back to you. Keep doing that. Rooks, you have horoscopes at the end of that episode again, too. You have 40 minutes to figure it out.

Grab back episode. Got some call-ins uh but first cory how was your week uh we're gonna overlap a little bit like last week completely just i'll try to tell every story it's fine i mean all right so i'll go through it and then you can go ahead so we went on friday to cincinnati ohio um for jeremy and megan's wedding a guest of the podcast jeremy minor also big time um little known as big time possibly maybe we don't know unconfirmed um so drove in friday night got in i don't know what do we get like nine o'clock saw saw the happy couple friday they were doing a welcome talk about our intro to seeing the happy couple come on it was an entrance oh true what the hell was the name of the song you know the song in guardians of the galaxy it's like uga chaka uga uga and then it's yeah i can't stop this feeling i can't find this yeah that one so is that more than a feeling no that's not the name of it

whatever anyway so we get to the airbnb because we were gonna go see them because they were just having drinks at the like two airbnbs that they were staying at with the wedding party or whatever and they were welcoming people coming in town and just having drinks playing card games so we get to the bnb and it's like on the third floor so we get into the lobby and we're like this is the right building right yes rooks it is hooked on a feeling by the way just lift it up smart guy we get to the lobby and we hear music so we're like okay like that must be them and so we like start walking up the stairs and it's buffalo music so we don't know what it is and then right once we get to like the second floor i can i can make it out so i start running up the steps to time it perfectly to the like two thuds the and

then what is it to hook down a feeling yeah yeah yeah right at the when the chorus comes chimes in there was way more people there than i thought there was. I thought it was just going to be like Megan, Jeremy and like five bridesmaids and groomsmen. And like that was it. But it was like, I don't know, like 25 people it felt like. And I like open the door right in that moment and just 25 heads look at me and just started singing it. And it went over great very uh self-conscious though immediately i was like oh god and then come to find out they actually that was the wedding

party's intro at the reception also so who did it better it was still great at the wedding but i mean we were better unexpectedly us um so we did that friday we got to meet a whole bunch of people that we like re-met because they came to visit in pitt we got to meet a whole bunch of people that we like remet because they came to visit in pittsburgh but there's a bunch of people anyway then we called it a night uh went to the hotel like checked in brian we had yeah we had a there was a couple like cop run-ins one of two brian had as soon as we get to like the lobby not with us no yeah no we yeah renowned criminal brian got arrested three times last weekend it was great no as soon as i get to the lobby i try

to like check in the guys like on the phones like the cops he's like yeah just go to room or whatever whatever there's a guy outside there's a noise complaint and then we didn't do enough and then so he took into his own hands and how like hotel rooms have like doors between them like the ones that are right next to each other apparently this dude was like across that so there's only like that thin door in between them and he was like slamming his fists on the door and like screaming for the people to shut up and like though he was on the phone there was a cop came up to the front and was like talking to him and he had like a run by ran up the elevator i was just sitting there's like what's going on since he's crazy and later there's like we ran the cops like two three other times so keep going yeah so then typical like away i feel like everybody does this like when you're 25 to

30 maybe you go away for a wedding and then you're at a hotel and then you're gonna wake up you're gonna have a brunch classic so we just went to like typical brunch, got like a mimosa too. We were going to walk around the city, but it was cold as hell. So we like walked four blocks to brunch and then we were like, uh, hell no. So we're like, you want to go just like take a quick nap at the hotel. The wedding wasn't until five. So this is at like one ish. And we're like, okay, like we'll just go back to the hotel. Like, I don't know, sleep for an hour and then we can get up and like walk around.

Maybe, maybe it'll be warmer. We go back. We all fall asleep for three hours crushed nobody set their alarm and so we woke up we woke up at like four and we were like oh god we have to get ready and go soon so we did that went to the uh venue which was ryan guys brewing so it's like a it was at a brewery though like everything was there which was awesome and they had they like picked and they picked for no 10 beers. So they serve five of their like favorite beers from Ryan guys at the reception and then five at the cocktail hour. Nice touch. Loved that big beer guy. And then other quick hitters that I like um food fire food chicken tenders holy shit like you know

typically at a wedding typically at a wedding you like don't even like fill your plate with that much food or like i don't know i don't because i get too focused on the dancing and the drinking and then like running around and seeing people so but freaking slopped up my plate and then gobbled it up ate everything happy plate as claire would say and freaking fantastic it was fried chicken mac and cheese just mashed potatoes couldn't say enough cornbread pittsburgh cookie table man yeah shout out pittsburgh cookie table didn't have to do it because i feel like only they lived in pittsburgh and then it was like us who came from pittsburgh cookie table didn't have to do it because i feel like only they lived in pittsburgh and then it was like us who came from pittsburgh and they did it which was cool

i nice touch nice touch um signing a vinyl like you know how they have you sign something like we signed a vinyl record thought that was cool nice specific to jeremy great touch jeremy um and then we just came back sunday and watched the super bowl right i mean like i feel like we didn't do anything on sunday besides that had brunch of course before coming back but tired af oh the second run-in with the cops was on our way back we took a uh uber back to the hotel and there was like a car that just went into like what two cars a guardrail definitely drove on the other side of the road this isn't cincinnati mind you so we're assuming like probably somebody who was like drunk because it's super bowl weekend or something i don't know shit was wild very confusing um great city though yeah uh watch the super bowl and i'll have you know boys

i won money oh fuck i know i didn't i didn't what was the bet i didn't give my pick for the super bowl last week and i meant to but it doesn't make a difference at all. So I was going to pick the Rams, but I wanted the Bengals. But my actual bet was like a three-leg parlay, and it was like the Rams. It was the Bengals to cover, T. Higgins to get a touchdown, and the under. But I also lost other bets so we're gonna rate this weekend a solid seven dollars and fifty cent profit oh my don't spend it all in one place man damn it wait so

i was excited for you so did jeremy get married yeah yes jeremy got married to megan megan and they are in south africa right now i assume well or on the plane right now to South Africa So what you didn't say you just you just explained all the extra correct activity didn't say that they actually like yes Sure, I said congratulations. They had one of their friends marry them to the speeches were also ridiculously good We were talking about that like you guys all know Jeremy and He's very good. He's a good speaker. Funny.

Like ties in all that. His friends carbon copy of him. So all of like the best man speech, hilarious, like made fun of his college football career. Just incredible. Everything you want. Um,

so yeah, they got married. It was fun. Uh, would go again, but I have, I have horror stories of like friends being the officiant for the wedding. Oh really? I have horror stories of friends being the officiant for the wedding.

Of my other friends. You can save that for later though. I want to hold this up. Brian, go ahead. Since you're a piggyback. We had literally the exact same weekend. You didn't talk about we watched season 2 of Love is Blind. Come on. That's a huge hit on the show. I did forget that. I was also driving at that time.

We watched half the episode together in a bed in a hotel room right next to each other. Oh Yeah, oh, yeah That shows great though. She's couples horrible. I think is none of them are staying together But Jeremy Megan will forever so like oh, yeah, so my rating because I didn't do anything other than What we do with Corey. Zero fake weddings, one real wedding. Rooks, how was your weekend? It was solid.

I am fucking exhausted still. It was a long, long fucking weekend. Friday went out. You know, friends were like, oh like oh we're just gonna go grab some din maybe grab some drinks yeah that turned into um nice escalated night drinking drinking for a while just having a having a banger of a time um a really good time friday um saturday ended up What did I do Saturday? Oh yeah. Saturday ended up going out. It was my friend's birthday. We all went to this like barcade.

Oh my god, yo. I don't know if Dirty Dan listens. Dirty Dan lost to Benitez in the basketball shoot around game. Oh man, Dan was fucking pissed. Dan, if you're listening, get fucked. Dan was fucking pissed. Dan, if you're listening, get fucked. Yeah, Dan was not happy. Went to this, like, barcade that was pretty cool. Ended up going to another bar.

Bar that, like, it's, like, the main bars I go to in the area. Went there. Got to hang out with a bunch of people I hadn't seen in a while, which was great. Had an awesome time. A lot of green tea shots i looked at my account on sunday morning when i was like kind of out of it and didn't really register how much money i spent looked at my account today i was fucking upset with myself very very upset um it's really that there's no sorry i just know that there's no actual green

tea and green tea shots like what the fuck i just i just found out it's j i didn't know that there's no actual green tea and green tea shots like what the fuck i just i just found out it's j i didn't know that jameson was what's in it yeah so that'll run your shot your your cost per shot up quick i had no fucking idea until i asked and i was like oh ew i fucking hate jameson maybe that's why sometimes i don't enjoy these shots anywho sounds like suspicious activity you should get reimbursed for that yeah oh yeah i'm filing a uh a complaint to uh by a credit card company all right sorry anyway sorry fuck swinging a miss um but then was out a great time sunday big super bowl banger at our crib we had like 20 heads in here we had every kind of chair you could want because we don't have like too much seating so we had like 20 heads in here we had every kind of chair you could want because we don't have like too much seating so we had like a couch we had our office chairs i got beach chairs and camping chairs for my parents we had dining room chairs it was fucking we literally had a furniture furniture

store at our crib it was popping but great time there disappointed the bangles didn't pull it out um yeah bangles making me look like an asshole on ryan hickey's radio show uh worldwide sports radio network shout out hickey um every week but make me look and ask because i picked the bangles they got it they took a l but overall great time there watching the game got some decent food in my mouth got some fucking drinks but drank way too much absolutely called in sick on on monday monday it was not happening. No shot in hell. I'm fucking watching Housewives.

I'm not doing shit. And now we're here. I have a question. And, you know, it was a great time. I'm going to watch every season of Housewives because there's like eight spinoff shows and they all have 10 seasons. Like, that's too much to get through. I don't I don't I don't think I'm going to I don't think I'm going to do all of them. But I, you know, it's I know it'm going to do all of them, but I,

you know, it's, I know it's a commitment. Even, even orange County is a commitment. It's 15 seasons and it's still currently running. I know, I know what I'm signing up for here,

but the problem is it's got, it's fucking, it's got its claws into me now. You know what I'm saying? And now I'm like, let's fucking do it. I'm here for this shit. All right.

But, um, overall, very solid weekend. Got to hang out with a lot of different people. It was great. I'm going to give it. So I took many Ubers this weekend, which is like fun because that means I bopped around a bunch. I had eight Uber charges. So that's what I give in my ranking this weekend. Eight Uber charges.

That's too much. Great time. I thought I spent money on things. All right, Zach, how was your week? Friday, watched the acclaimed duology of Cheaper by the Dozen, one and two. I'll tell you, Cheaper by the Dozen 2, way underrated. A very underrated movie. Is it because they had the trailer for the new Cheaper by the Dozen?

I don't even remember. I very underrated movie. Is it because they had the trailer for the new Cheaper Brother? I don't even remember. I don't even know. Yeah, I'm not going to watch that one. Steve Martin is my dad and I will not be watching the new one. And Bonnie Hunt is my mom. I watched that and then went to bed at like 9pm

on Friday. I woke up, did a back-to-back cycle class. I was pedaling for about an hour and 30 minutes, getting the quads and hammies all fired up. After that, proceeded to go to a local watering hole with a couple buddies and watch IU get their cheeks blown off by Michigan State.

That was bad. And then I was fully into this pain, just kind of know, easing into the Super Bowl, taking a good night's sleep. My buddy texts me and says, hey, Zach. I'm like, hey, man, what's up? How's it going? He's like, good. Thanks for asking. You're a good friend. You always ask how me and says hey zach i'm like hey man what's up how's it going he's like good thanks for asking you're a good friend you always ask how i'm doing i'm like yeah you know um but we want and he's like hey i'm going to this emo goth party later tonight do you want to go you have to wear all black and i'm like it wasn't a lot but yeah obviously i want to go so we went there and let me tell you it was way more intense than it had

any right being uh there was spray paint to spray paint your hair, eyeliner to do your eyes. They had temporary tattoos. They had choker necklaces, a lot of spikes. That's fucking tough. They had a dead baby in the middle of a pentagram made of candles smoking a cigarette. So luckily I had, luckily I didn't, you know like the things where your friends are like, oh, it's like this theme and you go and you're the only one i like 20 of me was thinking it was going to be that luckily i actually did dress up in all black because i would have stood out like a t-shirt

had i not um but yeah then we went to karaoke and after karaoke uh we'd sang some like emo punk songs and then the the host sang rick astley never gonna give you up so it was a kind of a hard transition from the emo uh emo night to uh karaoke um so woke up on sunday drove to my buddy's place for the super bowl i had 15 cookies of like the chocolate chip cook like big chocolate chip cookies well uh and i wasn't feeling too good and my it was all just kind of gurgling around in my stomach um so yeah that wasn't great but and this is my, it was all just kind of gurgling around in my stomach. Um, so yeah, that wasn't great, but, and this is what I'm writing my weekend.

I'm running my weekend, two Tums out of two, uh, cause those babies worked and I had never taken Tums before. It turned out, shout out, shout out to Tums. Cause those things work.

That should be their slogan. Tums, these things work. Um, so yeah. And then, and then I watched the ball was nice and then came on, went to bed.

So I've had worse weekends. Question for sure. How much eyeliner did you put on? Tums. Um, so yeah. And then, and then I watched the ball was nice and then came on, went to bed. So I've had worse weekends question for sure. So how much eyeliner did you put on? Answer. I did not put on any eyeliner. I don't look good in eyeliner. The problem is like, you don't look good. The problem is like,

if you tell like the guys who, okay, no, absolutely not. The problem is some of the guys who put on eyeliner did it way too thick. So they just looked raccoon like, and it it wasn't it wasn't like put on correctly. And I was like, I don't want to. I saw them before I was I was like, I like maybe put a little bit on.

And when I saw that, I'm like, nope, not putting this on. Definitely not. Not spray paint the hair, choker necklace. Take the baby spot in the pentagram. Had I known it was gonna be that intense, I would have gotten more prepared. But I walked into a den, a den of God. the baby spot in the pentagram? Had I known it was going to be that intense, I would have gotten more prepared. But I walked into a den. A den of goth. Was this like someone threw the party

or was it like at a bar party? Okay. No, someone threw a party. It was like a house party. That's dope. That's actually pretty tough. I respect it. It was a fire playlist.

It was all angsty music. So it was good. I'm jealous. It was a great good time. My wedding's going to be an emo emo wedding pentagrams and black only yeah sweet i'd go guest list of one shut up how many 10 year olds do we have that's where it happens they just keep coming down the aisle and however many minutes you last is how many years the marriage will last yeah what is going on

minutes minutes I thought you were gonna say however many ten-year-old you take out is how many years yeah well let's change it to that how many ten-year-olds you kill is how many years you'll be married fair i'm gonna be married forever all right so hard transition jesus christ um from some legal representation hello this is chris it's come to my attention that my client jeff go worthy has been replaced as game show host for something called Gary Globe. I've had a chance to hear this globe, and quite frankly, it was a dumpster fire. Now, Cody, I get.

Globe, not so much. I'm going to assume we can handle this error in judgment as professionals. Otherwise, I'll be forced to seek assistance with this matter from my friend Al. Have a good day. Oh, don't sick Al on us. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Okay. Oh, no. Jesus. good day oh don't sick al on us oh no oh shit okay no um we we will absolutely get on that asap um please please reach out to us and we we can get this sorted as soon as possible because we don't

yeah i like my knees you know what i mean should we take down the episode you think last week from last week do we do we think that's for like the cops as evidence just in case something happens you know leave the trail just cut out every single time gary globe talks and then it'll be really confusing but legally speaking we'll be okay we'll be saying random country names with nothing in between yeah that's good that's good content dude gary globe had a wild point system though, man. You couldn't contain him on the points. He just was...

An eight answer question was worth one point. One answer question was worth five points. Gary just had no rules. I kind of like that. It kept it a little spicy. I like the randomness, but it made no sense. There was... There was no scale.

There was literally no scale to it he was using every scale the metric scale fahrenheit pounds the game shows we'll start we'll start having like a rubric or something you know like a full official like scoring rubric that we talk no we should do we should have different hosts and then have the host fight in a trivia competition for the ultimate host. Trust me. That would be awesome, actually. Write that down. Gary and Jeff duke it out. It really is already written down, so don't worry. Also, they call Gary Globe an it, and I think we take offense to that.

Gary is very much a planet, because he's a globe. No, they didn't assume his gender yeah it does depend on how gary would associate yeah do you know how gary i'm pretty sure gary's over a globe yeah he is a globe after all he goes by globe those are his pronouns so don't call him in it okay okay i like to see glow it's an instagram bio uh zach you said you had some wedding horror stories about holy shit friends giving the ceremony enlighten us uh yeah i'll give it i'll give it really quick so my good buddy josh uh played football with him in high school he was getting married and had his good friend uh be the officiant um so his last

name is aldrin and her last name is alan so we're getting to the ceremony and his buddy has given this whole speech it might like or the the whole sermon or whatever and mind you the sermon he chose talks about slaughtering goats and smearing blood across the threshold and carrying your and it was, I'm like, all right, it's a little weird. Like it's not your traditional wedding crashers,

you know, where they're betting on the verse. I like, I would have lost had we bet on the traditional, like love is patient, love is kind. Like that was not in the ceremony at all. Anyway,

so we get to the end and like, it's the whole thing. Like, you know, like forever hold your peace, whatever. And they kiss and whatever. And again,

he goes again he goes he goes i now pronounce you mr and mrs allen and it was supposed to be aldrin which is his last name come on man and because everyone just like weirdly like groans and gasps and then the music starts to play and then he's like oh i mean i mean i mean aldrin and it's just like just this whole like hurricane of awkwardness and then i'm just like oh man this is rough yeah if there's one word you gotta get right it's just the last name out of all of those less less yeah that's the only thing you have to get right literally if this is reading a like crazy bible verse man you could add words to that shit people would not care but you're not getting the last names correct like that's that's a problem yeah it was it was rough

i don't know if i never i don't know if their legal last name might be alan i don't know how that works but it's kind of like whatever they say last has to go you know exactly it's true exactly i now pronounce you mr and mrs globe if that's how it worked it would suck people would crash your wedding and scream random things the last second to change your last name Be free fun That would suck Weird weird tangent since we're on it. I just got up my parents. Sorry. I mean it's a grab bag episode So I have a point on that

Just do just grab that bag brother. I'm gonna grab some bags you guys anyone anyone want first dibs on the bag? Cuz I'm gonna grab grab the bag grab the bag. I'm to grab some bags. You guys, anyone want first dibs on the bag? Because I'm going to grab it. Grab the bag. Grab the bag. Can you grab my bags? I'm going to grab your bags. Wait, are you talking about like your ball sack? You have multiple bags?

Like, I'm like, ooh, yeah, I guess. I guess I've heard of balls as like bean bags. But like, so that would be like two, right? Like two bags. But like what bag holds two bean bags? Is that the, the,

the, I mean, like it could be one singular bag, but like, I like, I'm referring to like the balls themselves. So I got like, like,

you know, bean bags, you know, we got those. But they're balls though. All right. I'm going to grab back this bag regardless. Um,

so to the whole, like how he said something is it now like perpetually in yeah law like whatever so my mom sent me an article or dad sent me an article whatever and it was like there's a priest who apparently like in the ceremony of baptizing people he had always not said one word correctly and And now the Catholic church has come down and said, like, anyone who was baptized by that priest is actually not Catholic. Like they weren't baptized technically. So and he literally switched the word I with we he did. He would say we baptize you in the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. But it's actually I.

So like everybody is not technically baptized who he did and then but then we were talking about it like well what if he baptized somebody who became a priest that then went on to baptize people and then it's like well then that's like nolan void too it's funny anyway i thought it went really well with this so i said it go ahead rooks so like like who told on him like no he he said it himself like he i which also great i mean great point because like why not just keep it to yourself at that point but like he said and then i guess they said well this is you can't do that but like so what i'm saying is like was he saying it and then someone heard it and was like oh it's not. Or did he like turn himself into God?

Like, how does this work? Did God hear it and fucking spread it? Like wildfire? What's going on? Everyone gets together. They watch tape, you know,

got to review what you did, what you did, right. What you did wrong. Oh my gosh. Coach came down like guys, the all 22, 43.

Right. But he, but he, imagine you get baptized by this guy. You die. You go up to Peter. He's sitting there with his list. He says, hey, champ, listen, I'm sorry. I can't let you in.

It's like, oh, my gosh, I thought I was pretty good. I asked for forgiveness. It's like, nah, buddy, that priest said we instead I. Have fun down in hell, bitch. Like, what a salty way to have to go to hell. On a technicality. Right, exactly. Like, throw the challenge flag i would i would throw go back to football analogy i take my red flag out go to var go to a booth review i need something so now you hypothetically you die you go to heaven

do you think you should be awarded two challenges let's assume that there's a first and a second half, right? So say, I mean three, obviously. Like, I think you should be awarded a challenge, or at least to, like, speak your truth on certain topics. What if they're like, hey, you did this, or whatever? Get to heaven. It's just judge. Like, God, that one time I, God, I apologize. The one time I went to page 99 of Pornhub.

I didn't mean to go that deep. It was a rough day. I didn't mean to get into deep tentacle. Straight up. How many more than two challenge flags, okay? I'm going to need like a lawyer. I'm going to need like... I'm going to need multiple cameras,

like multiple VAR angles of my entire life. I'm going to need a lot i'm gonna have to sneak in i'm gonna have to pull the trick at the bar we'd be like oh like is jake in there jake in there yeah i know jake i know jake and then just like walk in there and hopefully he let like the bouncer lets me in he can vouch for me like dude we go way back like he's totally he loves me i got friends there they got a table like i got friends in there they're saving me a spot i know the owner actually he's a park owner he invested in this bar slash heaven um it's bar slash heaven heaven llc yeah don't think fake ids will work in heaven mount heaven

I still want to make mount heaven t-shirts I feel like that mount heaven sounds like a dope like christian academy like like mount zion or something like that and you're just like oh i went to mount heaven high school that we can go to jesus h christ high you can't do that it's too straightforward yeah speaking of that why why do all the saints get all like you know like the lutheran and catholic schools like i went to saint peter's i went to saint paul's or whatever fucking name a school after jc man. Why can't you say I went to Jesus Christ? Hi, why does Jesus not getting anything named after him? He's got a lot of things already I don't as I'm not like a church goey person. Like I think that's a solid point like

Right. What would the logo be of that school? Cuz right don't you still have like a mascot and like you know, like the NBA that But but it's justesus hair flowing as well that's what i'm saying that'd be you know how tough it would be for first off every game you have like schools have their mascot your mascot is literally jesus like you have jesus come out doing different like maybe you know maybe one day you get dark you have him come out on the cross and then he jumps off starts like performing or some shit that would be hard so wait are you shout out

shout out shout out little Dickie show because that's that's where that idea just came from my head sorry good are you the Jesus Christ like crisis plural like I'm like the I'm like the you know Indiana Hoosiers are my are we the Jesus Christ? No.

Are you saying your location is Jesus? Yeah, right. It's like when you're naming your team in Madden or the show. It's like, where are you from, Jesus? What is my nickname, the Christ? If we're going full NHL mode where you're customizing your arena and your entry and everything, you better believe I want my mascot, Jesusesus himself jesus on a cloud lowered but it'll be like the like the roman statue where you can like run through his legs that's the entry like when they call out the starting lineup

yo this might be like a kind of an out there question but like you know like old statues and stuff you could see like their dicks and stuff are there any statues of jesus where you see his dick oh no i don't think so probably paintings but probably not i don't think statues that man better have been he better have been he better have been packing that's all i'm i was just curious you guys are the ones that have been to church before that's my other question why were the why why were the statue sculptors why did they did their their their like uh their subjects so dirty on all the statues oh man they fucked they fucked a lot if i'm if i'm getting a statue i don't i'm probably a rich person right because i'm gonna imagine poor people didn't have a i'm sliding my

guy an extra couple gold shillings yeah hey listen it's a little cold out i know some like balloons but like hey can we just can we just have this thing at least go, like, past the inside of my thigh? Like, because, like, not rest on my ball sack. Is it past the inside of your thigh? Is there, like, a spot that is past it? Because that would be... I would say, like, comparatively, I was going to say the knees, like, down to my knees, but that would just be too obnoxious. You can't do that.

That just looks silly. That would just look silly the other way now do i feel that because like genuinely like some of these statues of like like people take pictures next to these statues i think these beautiful pictures of this like super crazy sculpture and then the dude has just a clit and it's like he's a clit and balls because his dick is just tiny it's like yo like isn't this guy supposed to be important like can we just hype this man fuck it throw some pants on this asshole man literally give him pants put it put him in some slacks yeah dude i would take cargo shorts put me in some camo cargo shorts that would be take them of course you would take them they're the best shorts real man comfortable jeans

although the camo cargo shorts be the same thing because you won't be able to see you can be able to see my lower half shorts be the same thing because you won't be able to see you can be able to see my lower half basically the same thing man i really want to go to italy and have someone vandalize all the statues by carving marble jeans and putting them onto all the statues but but if you can't like form fitting they could be like jeggings you can make them like real tight so that way it's like still, there's still some detail. You know how it's all about. Oh, grace weapons. Okay.

Like muscle flexing. Yeah. But like you're going to have to like, you're going to have to remove the dick for that too. Like if you're going to give him like his Ken doll shit, like you can't give him jeans, but still give him his tiny little clit hanging out. Dude, imagine you're like, you're dating a fine roman honey like i'm the emperor to be and you're like hey we're at your scotch right away we have this big like i got i got my big my big my big birthday coming up my 21st birthday imagine that's when you get a statue

like i'm gonna bring my shardy over and she's like i'm like oh come over here fucking hippo letter or whatever her name is shardy is an r in there i swear to god you just said shardy dog that's the whitest way to say sure i can't even say it like i got my shawty like oh hippolyta come over here like it's my birthday like and then buddy fucking michelangelo's like yeah i made this the statue of zach and i'm like oh great this would be dope like michelangelo never did anyone else dirty it takes the curtain off and buddy gave me this like a baby carrot and i'm just like i got my girl sitting next to me and she's like yo i'm like ah man like like how do you come you can't

come back for that you can't come back and that's being displayed in the town square for everyone to see like what are we doing that's when you just beat michael angelo's ass dog like that's hand i would give them for free like hey michael hey michael you want these hands because they're like that's hand in that situation in that situation I would give them for free like hey Michael you want these hands because they're furry and they're coming in that situation specifically like and like if this girl hasn't seen

seen the heat yet and now like he whiffs it off and I got this little fucking tiny pistol like oh my god like you are catching these fucking hands I'm sorry michelangelo like i enjoy your work i love what you did with my pecs and my arms and my fucking quads like those look juicy but you fucked up man you just gotta like back in the day before they do anything be like all right man just mr potato had me just put like a hole there and then like stencil out like

eight different dicks and put them in there. Let me see the options. And then super glue around it and make it permanent. I need to click through. But no one thought of this idea. I mean, that's a great idea, bro. I'm not going to lie. That is a Shark Tank idea. Thank you. I wouldn't invest.

But no one thought of this. Every statue has a small penis. After the 100th statue, you've you gotta be the guy who's like, hey, man, like, can we shake this up a little bit? Like, you can't tell me that back then they were cool with having a little penis. Yes. Like, that I feel like has been a staple

of male, like, fragility, like, for their entire life. Like, every man has been like, oh, my dick's too small. I mean, the reason if you go on, like, a tour, they do say, like, that was the, like, standard back then. So, like, maybe? Or maybe we're just trying to rewrite history buddy it's probably the standard it's probably the standard now if i'm getting a statue i'm throwing him an extra 1500 to say hey make my hog look nice brother that's the thing like i'm like i'm getting mad at the statue people but like i mean yeah like maybe maybe it is a little accurate you know like I'm not trying to like out myself.

Maybe it was above average just back. Some of them are packing like maybe back that everyone was just like, right. Right, guys. Yeah. Right. They're adequate. They're not bad. I'm now I'm just doing like like I'm putting I'm stacking mine up, you know, and now I'm like really kind of realizing the error of us starting this conversation because man how many i just buried myself on the radio

how many sacks did they have though on the radio jesus how many sacks um yeah we're going we're going one bean bag or two bean bags to be nice we just we establish a sovereignty yeah in europe they drive on the other side of the road you're right yeah don't need to rehash beanbags again we're good we're good we're good all right cool that's our history else for the day all right my turn my turn yeah now it's my turn to grab the bags thank you very much jesus so i've been seeing i've been seeing this show on tiktok where a lot like they have like the little picture of your head like on your forehead and then it like rotates through and then it picks somebody people are doing smasher pass with disney characters so i thought let's do some smasher pass okay oh god well so i have some i have some characters from disney movies and how are we gonna Are we just going to talk about age of cartoons? Are we good?

We're just going to If I give you a person, you're just going to tell me smash your pass. You don't have to give me a reason. You can just smash your pass. We might want to justify our answers, but I'm happy to know that we're not going to have to give reasons. You don't have to.

It's an option. What's the format? Do we each answer and nobody can interrupt and then we... Just move on. There's not a group consensus here. Everyone's just saying if they're smashing or passing. And this is a kink shame free podcast.

No kink shame. No kink shames. All right. Everybody ready for the first one? Smash. Yes. All right. Smash smash your pass mike wazowski pass the the teeth are too prominent the teeth are too prominent on him is it weird that i was thinking of what his butt how many fingers does he have on each hand three and they get sharp nails too yeah i'm gonna say pass yeah right i wouldn't be going with oh uh my initial thought was like yeah a lot of teeth but then i was trying to picture what his backside

looked like and i got stuck there uh so i'm just gonna go with pass because i haven't thought through yet but his mouth gets anywhere close to my butthole he has just eaten right through it i'm dead so like i can't i can't i can't with the teeth i i'm going past as well just you know not my typical body type that i enjoy that's all i'm gonna perfectly sphere did you say he had a lot of teeth and that was a pro oh no i said that's a bad thing i said he has they're too prominent like every every you can see them so i thought brian said he had a lot of teeth and that was no no no i was like all right the front he has a lot of teeth then what's the back look like and then i got stuck it's like what are his back teeth what do his back teeth look like you call that how many molars does he have

next ew you're gross okay so next up scar from the lion king smash your pass smash bad guys are in oh that was quick yeah i'd smash smash bright guy what are we doing here this is this is giving burn some trouble right now this man's conflicted he's just anything i i'm gonna smash on the condition i'm assuming like i am 18 years old and i just got in a fight with my parents and they said I couldn't date Scar. So now I'm running over to smash the shit out of Scar. I just picture if any character, any lion character is going to be like a bad guy, it's going to be him. And I can picture him riding a motorcycle. You know what I mean?

It's true. Leather. We've already established that Mufasa, bad dad, and his death wasn't sad. This literally doesn't... This has to just be Smasher Pass and Sax getting in a fucking hypothetical fight with his parents. What the fuck is going on? With Bonnie Hunt and Steve Martin. I was going to say.

Oh, yeah. Bonnie's telling me I can't go over to Scar's later. I'm sorry. I was not expecting teen drama fucking hypothetical situations here. Holy shit. Is this pre or post him killing Mufasa? That influences my answer. Pre-Smash, post-Pass.

For me, it's pre-Smash post-smash for all reasons already highlighted bad guy death wasn't that sad i'm in there he's gonna toss me off a cliff okay question though on that too so did they ever explain why he got his scar because like that's enough curiosity to like lean me in you know like he's accident that's a good bar story circumcision went wrong that's that's that's a botched job right there holy shit missed by a fucking i mean i guess i guess it would make sense considering that these animals don't have poseable thumbs and then they have to try to give a circumcision like it's probably not gonna go well i don't think lions are circumcised but i think zach

can imagine it so it's fine we this is i like i don't know why i didn't expect this to get off the rails as much as it is but man all right next up goofy oh smash oh which version every version dealer's choice all right i'm smashing dad goofy goofy doesn't have his son max not smashing him because he's giving off hot dad vibes smash also good dad we all agree good great dad great dad ideal dad he'd take me camping sorry that's it that's all that makes a good dad he takes you camping that's it that's all that makes a good dad is he takes you camping that's it that's part of the plot to the goofy movie he took max camping and max and appreciate i'm like a great stepfather to max i think the list like 20 things man uh i was gonna say probably great at dirty talk because he just like rambles over his

words you have no idea what he's talking about i'm gonna fuck you brian i'm just i'm smashing strictly because i've heard people refer to receiving head as receiving that and like i would just want to know if that's if that's a reality you know what i mean is yeah is that historically accurate like that's the thing is this based off true events or is this historical fiction as as seen on tv type of deal yeah guys do you remember the like book series it was like a tree house that they could travel back in time and they would go to like historical events yes can we recreate that but do what we've all just said where they like travel back in time to like make the penis on michelangelo bigger yeah i'm down sure i thought you said go back in time to get like head from i don't think that's a back in time question no it's going back to when

the movie was written and then you're getting animated into the movie get it like railing brian's going back to brian's going back to racist disney no it's actually a really good point rox yeah no but okay we're all on board cool i'll call like uh adult swim i feel like that's perfect for them it'd be great brian's eight topics behind right now hey man i think that's still gold i'm just thinking about the childhood books i read apparently uh give us another character rooks we're thinking about those sculpted pps hey penis on the brain man it just happens that way okay next up genie from aladdin smash or pass pass smash big Smash. Big funny guy.

He's a ghost. And I get three wishes? I'm assuming I rub the lamp. He can rub something else. Ooh. I like the way you think, but like, so I just need to know about, I don't know if this is going to be the right word at all, but his like viscosity, you know what I'm saying? So when he comes out, he's like poofing in a dust.

Am I just thrusting this big dust ball or like am i getting some friction yeah no dude he can transform into anything if you want to make a wish and make it however you want he'll do that can you transform into goofy and then you still get two more okay so now and then also my other point are my wishes conditional on performance so let's say i don't tickle his fancy is he like yeah fuck your wishes get out of here no you rub the lamp you rub the lamp yeah but like i'm saying like so like rub the lamp right like do i have to rub the lamp the right way to get my wishes i'm asking it's literally a lyric in the song it's like you gotta rub me the although that's a christ Aguilera song. What the fuck? He said that's literally a lyric in the song.

Christina Aguilera, the genie. No judgment. Same song. Yeah. Okay. I think I'm passing just because I'm not banging this. What? I'm not banging this.

You're passing on three wishes, my guy. I'm doing this for the wishes. Yeah. He's already out of the lamp. You're meeting him at a bar. You're not finding him randomly. He's hitting on you. And then you try to touch him.

You try to grab some butt. And it just goes right through. You get nothing. I assume in these scenarios, right, there isn't work involved. I'm not taking people on dates. I'm not going out meeting the family i assumed this is like disney hinge dude no it's just yeah so like why but so why are we focused

on if this man's coming out of the lamp like zach said if i rubbed it i get three wishes and he's coming out and yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna smash you know but if you come but like i'm just saying like i like if wishes aren't in the deal, which who knows, they might not be. I don't know. If it's conditional, I don't think I'm going to try to figure out a way to bang this

dust ball. I think that's fair. I don't want him transforming mid-thrust. He's going to throw some weird stuff at me that I'm not ready for. That means you're doing a good job. Oh man. It's going to like turn into like a horse and I'm going to be like, I'm not cool with that.

And then he's going to turn back in genie. I'm like, all right, that's fine. Why would he do that? Yeah. Doesn't he have control? I'm not keep shaming.

He might be into something I'm not into. So I'm saying that's fair, right? Turns into, I mean, that guy, that guy, honestly, now that might actually convince me to smash cuz like this do is in the he's like in his bottle all the time

This man's gotta be lonely. His mind's gotta be wandering to this guy's probably a freak. I'm smashing. I changed my answer Next nice next on the list Olaf He's the snowman from prison cold big pass so cold big cold guy he's like 10 foot tall though big guy girls love that uh pass again short kings only they in the there's a the height of olaf or maybe elsa's 10 foot tall there's some oh yeah so i saw this shit yeah there's some book on like frozen and it's like it showed you how tall olaf was and he's like four foot but elsa's like more than twice his height in the show so she's easily like nine and a half feet tall and people are like this doesn't really check out else's a fucking titan

um yeah i'm i'm conflicted on olaf you know funny guy i think like i think we could figure something out but like i think in general i'm just gonna pass on it you got other options but like i will say the only the best scene in all of fucking all of the movies is the olaf like telling the history of everything uh like what happened in the first movie and like frozen 2 when he's like recapping everything sorry tangent i haven't seen frozen 2 next up oh my god what's going on my fucking voice jesus christ next up lightning mcqueen smasher pass pass metal won't put in a tailpipe We passed

And you're gonna try to like hook up with leather or carbon fiber Well, hold on how do they how do they fuck in the cars universe? Like how does that work? Cuz there's kids How does that work? I'm gonna tell you right now. You can absolutely find that on Twitter because I've seen so many memes of Characters from cars on Twitter fucking each other. They just crash and I don't think that's Twitter. I've seen so many memes of characters from Cars on Twitter fucking each other. They just crash into each other. I don't think that's Twitter. No, it's Twitter. It is absolutely Twitter.

It's on the deep side of Tumblr where it's just cartoon porn and he's just... So as much as I want to be able to say Smash so I can just yell ka-chow the entire time, I'm going to have to yell pass. I don't think to be able to say smash so i can just yell kachow the entire time uh i'm gonna have to yell pass i don't think i can do it yeah yeah i'm gonna have to pass on that one just doesn't make sense to me how it would happen i'm just for the sake of it i'm gonna say smash okay

next um next on my list buzz lightyear oh. Ooh. Helmet. How tall is he? Dealer's choice. Is he still... Is it the new Buzz Lightyear? The one that looks like a cop? No, not the Buzz Lightyear. He... I mean, I guess it's still your choice.

Whatever you want. I want... Like, my Buzz Lightyear, he's absolutely wearing the condom thing on his head. A hundred percent. Like, I don't care. He's absolutely wearing the condom on his head. Safe Buzz...

Safe Buzz Lightyear. Hashtag not my Buzz Lightyear. Is he absolutely wearing the condom on his head. Safe buzz like hashtag. Not my buzz lately. Is he still toy sized? Because no. I don't know. Seven inches tall. Smash. Elaborate?

Yeah, because it indirectly means I'm smashing Tim Allen, so I'll say yeah. I choose not to elaborate. Smash. I'm smashing. allen so i'll say yeah i will i choose not to elaborate smash all right cory's i'm smashing child childhood hero smash i thought you say childhood dream i mean dealer's choice a little bit different all right and last one on my list big old poomba oh his fangs doesn't he uh absolutely smash have you seen the dumper on poomba oh my god smash in a heartbeat say less smash but he's in the uh didn't he do a distraction where he's in a hula skirt

skirt yeah oh my god i'm gonna say smash assuming I get to live in their paradise that they get to hang out in. So I'll say smash but only for the property value. Hey. Smash and it means no worries. Being a goof. All the Zacks are

fucking conditional, dude. Zacks literally fucking... There's a dude on Shark Tank that's always like you have to hit all these numbers and shit for it to like... Mr. Wonderful.

But like Zacks talking about like fucking disney characters it's timon and pumba right which one's which one's like the lemur timon's pig timon's the tiny one whom was the one with the fucking fat juicy dumper i'm gonna pass because it's gonna happen after rooks has had his turn and it's just gonna be it's gonna be a nightmare so it's just it's not gonna happen after Rooks has had his turn, and it's just going to be a nightmare. So it's just not going to be the same anymore. Nerd. But hey, yeah, that's my contribution to the grab bag this week. I appreciate it. We've grabbed bags for about an hour already.

I'll say, because of that, I think, Brian, I'll hold onto my bag for the week, and we can start with mine for the intro for next week. It's a good, juicy intro. We can grab bags again next week. It's a, it's a good juicy intro. We can grab bags again next week. There's plenty of bags around. We've got four here. That's true.

A lot. Well, no, we didn't do it. It's grabbing bags. We have eight bags here, not four. We have eight books.

You know, you don't have to ball. Guy, do we didn't, you don't know what I asked again. I don't think you know that your balls aren't bags, brother. Bags of semen,

dude, a hundred percent or bags of sperm. They're bags of semen, dude. A hundred percent. Or bags of sperm. No, dude. P comes from the balls. So it'd be bags of urine. Are you ready for your horoscopes, Rooks? All right, fine.

All right. You got me there. Yes. You got 10 seconds. Everyone. Your horoscope this week. Something surprising is going to happen in your future. Boom.

You didn't time that very well. See ya. Outro Music